Stuart Mackenzie:  Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret
                   society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as
                   The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including
                   the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country
                   mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows. 
 
Tony Giardino:     So who's in this Pentavirate? 
 
Stuart Mackenzie:  The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, AND
                   Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the
                   Colonel with 'is wee beady eyes, and that smug look on his
                   face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!" 
 
Charlie Mackenzie: Dad, how can you hate The Colonel? 
 
Stuart Mackenzie:  Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes
                   ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!
 
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