<?php
class Object {
 
   function send($method) {
      $args = func_get_args(); 
      $method = array_shift($args);
        
        # Instace method call
        if (isset($this)) {
            return $this->$method();
        } 
        # class method call
        elseif ($class = get_called_class()) {
            return call_class_method($class, $method)
        }
   }
}
 
 
?>