# Gawd. My life is an XKCD comic. <http://xkcd.com/530/>
ricoeur:~ tom$ ssh tom@home
No mail.
Last login: Mon Oct 12 12:58:47 2009 from 128.86.174.42
tom@frege:~$ ssh tom@imac.local
Last login: Tue Sep 29 11:41:46 2009
iMac:~ tom$ sudo osascript -e "set Volume 10"
Password:
iMac:~ tom$ say "Helloooo"
iMac:~ tom$ say "This is Tom. The phone is off the hook. I've been trying to call for the last half an hour."
iMac:~ tom$ say "Any chance you could call me?"
 
# Amazingly, it worked. About five minutes later, I got a callback.