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Instructions for Indoor Music
Instructions for Indoor Music
If you are sitting closest to the door
begin stomping your feet in an even pulse.
If you are the person closest to a corner
clap on every stomp.
If the person next to you is in the corner
clap on every other stomp.
If you are more than two people away from any corner
say "ah" on every third stomp.
If you are exactly two people from a corner
radically change the height of your head on every seventh stomp.
If you notice a stomp, clap, and "ah" happen simultaneously
say "oh" on the next stomp.
If you hear "oh" three times
stop everything.
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