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18:04 vinbarnes: beer *and* food was awesome
18:04 bryanl: i'm hungry
18:04 weyus: yay Rush
18:04 bryanl: who is doing dinner?
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18:04 ajsharp: vinbarnes: do they have food at mick whatevers?
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18:05 vinbarnes: ajsharp: dunno
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18:05 vinbarnes: we can grap food somewhere else before that
18:05 vinbarnes: or before the "jam"
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18:05 kuinak: start bidding at $20
18:05 titanous: kuinak: I think that would make it obvious
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18:06 vinbarnes: I aspire to middle management
18:06 haze: do you have pointy hair?
18:06 ajsharp: vinbarnes: aspirations complete
18:06 vinbarnes: I can haz pointy hair
18:06 arailer: Awk
18:06 bryanl_: rage
18:06 qrush: weyus: wooo rush!
18:06 bryanl_: bless them
18:07 vinbarnes: they rally round the family!
18:07 geetarista: vinbarnes: wrong song...
18:07 vinbarnes: I know
18:07 vinbarnes: but I like it more better
18:07 geetarista: vinbarnes: me too  :P
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18:11 tarcieri: I saw an awesome video on this same topic lately
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18:11 tarcieri: crazy to see it applied to CD Baby
18:11 tarcieri: heh
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18:13 vinbarnes: he really loves music
18:13 arailer has joined (~arailer@conference/railsconf/x-xozbiyknrbitsfxk)
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18:13 vinbarnes: Sir Richard Branson
18:13 vinbarnes: get it right
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18:14 seacreature: creepy
18:14 weyus: Sir Richard >= Jesus?
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18:15 rolfb: jesus walks on water, branson flies
18:15 modsognir: thats one creepy brainfrog
18:16 dmayer: I think I am going to start inserting 15 second music clips into the middle of my conversations.
18:16 weyus: Wow who thought I'd learn the word brainfrog here?  Thanks RailsConf!
18:16 vinbarnes: at least he's settled on postgres
18:16 modsognir: weyus: at least you got something out of this
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18:16 qrush: oh this is totally from another talk
18:17 qrush: verbatim
18:17 bryanl: thats not guts
18:17 qrush: OH maybe it was his?
18:17 bryanl: thats cocaine
18:17 vinbarnes: uh... it's totally from youtube
18:17 bryanl: and maybe some ron
18:17 vinbarnes: that's more than just blow
18:17 qrush: hahaha it is
18:17 qrush: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V74AxCqOTvg

18:17 qrush: derp :)
18:17 seacreature: qrush: and essay
18:17 seacreature: and I think Seth Godin even originated this :)
18:18 swhittIpad has joined (~swhittIpa@conference/railsconf/x-rmwuslzknwxdjpfc)
18:18 seacreature: (or the other way around, can't remember)
18:18 seacreature: cute story though, and IME, totally valid
18:18 haze: DANCE PARTY
18:18 swhittIpad: Where was that video shot?
18:18 vinbarnes: and freebase
18:19 vinbarnes: you always get higher faster
18:19 modsognir: so someone get up now and start emulating the vid
18:19 modsognir: be a lone nut
18:19 weyus: OK, I'm going to take my clothes off - who's with me???
18:19 vinbarnes: weyus: after you, sir
18:19 weyus: You didn't see me - I did it really quickly
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18:19 weyus: I'm hot
18:19 haze: (> o o )> <( o o <) (> o o )>
18:20 vinbarnes: yay, he's back in the right decade
18:20 redinger: time travel ftw
18:20 weyus: Hey, we ARE all cool!  Huzzah.
18:20 modsognir: MUSIC, GET UP
18:20 swhittIpad: It's really 2000 right now
18:21 weyus: <story>
18:21 haze: hot
18:21 modsognir: o.o
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18:21 swhittIpad: Whaat?
18:21 haze takes off pants
18:21 vinbarnes: this... uh... took a very strange turn
18:21 weyus: First, the male touches the female in her nethers...
18:21 haze starts jerkin'
18:21 vinbarnes: Kleenex?
18:21 bryanl: ew
18:21 rolfb: vinbarnes: too helpful
18:21 modsognir: does he have a sister?
18:22 vinbarnes: the mommy parts and the daddy parts
18:22 rickbradley: vinbarnes: you're becoming the first follower
18:22 weyus: But here's the trick, they're both TRANSSEXUALS!!!
18:22 weyus: omg
18:22 chelsea_ has joined (~irchon@conference/railsconf/x-wuqfvpyfwaqxpnrx)
18:22 tarcieri: it's a TRAP
18:22 rickbradley: "hey, um, turns out I'm also your brother"
18:22 ajsharp: weyus: good spot
18:22 devjj loves IRC.
18:22 vinbarnes: wait
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18:22 ajsharp: i knew there was something off about that dude
18:22 modsognir: oh god now they're bringing in the elephants
18:22 redinger: the crying game would have been good music there
18:22 geetarista: WOW
18:22 haze: one of those SRS @ birth chicks?
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18:22 swhittIpad: watt
18:23 vinbarnes: his going to start talking about humans and elephants getting it on???
18:23 erebor: So there's this guy and this elephant, travelling through Europe, and they're really close...
18:23 vinbarnes: is he
18:23 ajsharp: oh
18:23 ajsharp: fuck
18:23 redinger: wow, he is
18:23 ajsharp: yes
18:23 vinbarnes: "control"
18:23 weyus: But one irrational thing he can do is fuck the elephant
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18:23 modsognir: so whats his excuse?
18:23 rickbradley: I'm crying
18:23 ajsharp: weyus: i am fucking dying up here reading the irc flow
18:23 haze: we go from advising the elephant to fucking the elephant
18:23 geetarista: rickbradley: so am I
18:24 weyus: I got your elephant right here buddy
18:24 haze: I'm getting all hot and bothered
18:24 haze: incest
18:24 haze: elephant fucking
18:24 vinbarnes: elephantcest
18:24 haze: mmmmm
18:24 chelsea_ has joined (~irchon@conference/railsconf/x-nmgmrwjwfdsapmza)
18:24 weyus: I don't wanna hear about anyone fucking Bill O' Reilly
18:24 weyus: just sayin'
18:24 rickbradley: oh please no
18:24 seacreature: Elephreak
18:24 vinbarnes: "Fuck an elephant" --Ben Franklin
18:24 haze: weyus: that's a line even /I/ won't cross.
18:24 weyus: oh yeah!
18:25 modsognir: weyus: we already discussed elephants
18:25 rickbradley: "I've got a feeling deep inside" ?
18:25 ajsharp: smooth transition: elephant fucking > benjamin franklin
18:25 weyus: haze: But your pants on freak
18:25 rickbradley: nice musical queue
18:25 redinger: less details would have been good ealier
18:25 weyus: Put
18:25 weyus: arse
18:25 vinbarnes: Ben got his freak on
18:25 vinbarnes: over in Paris
18:25 erebor: best backchannel ever, all I'm saying
18:25 rickbradley: ++
18:25 vinbarnes: td
18:25 geetarista: erebor: agreed
18:25 weyus: Speak in English man
18:25 modsognir: evolution.. where elephants and humans arent that far apart
18:25 weyus: Stop with all the college talk!
18:25 chelsea_: yeah. everyday needs this kind of back channel
18:25 geetarista: somebody please save this
18:25 seacreature: "The Thing THat Makes you want to fuck an elephant"
18:25 swhittIpad: Are there other backchannels
18:25 bryanl: save it from what?
18:26 will_l: So this guy and his orbital frontal cortex are really close...
18:26 rolfb: :D bryanl
18:26 vinbarnes: save it from normalcy
18:26 weyus: I've got this feeling that this elephant won't kill me if I fuck it
18:26 geetarista: save it so I can look at it on a bad day
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18:26 ajsharp: i've got a feeling we have no business being in the second row for this thing
18:26 rolfb: weyus: it might think your trunk is super-tuny
18:26 rolfb: tiny*
18:26 weyus: Heeeeyyyy
18:27 weyus: I wear a size _10_ shoe
18:27 haze: just use your arm
18:27 modsognir: gulf storm? katrina?
18:27 rolfb: weyus: so you have big feet?
18:27 rolfb: :)
18:27 weyus: I can't fight this feeling any more....
18:28 weyus: And thus, proving the existence of God.
18:28 iain_nl: I see dead people
18:28 bryanl: where did this keynote go?
18:28 weyus: etc.
18:28 bryanl: i thought it climaxed a few minutes ago
18:28 vinbarnes: So this guy and his blip...
18:28 zapnap: am i the only one who likes this talk? :)
18:28 seacreature: iain_nl: elephant courtship is dangerous game
18:28 ajsharp: bryanl: brilliant
18:28 dmayer: where am I and how did I get here?
18:28 vinbarnes: zapnap: it's good
18:28 haze: so an elephant and a blip walk into a bar
18:28 modsognir: his hobby is kids?
18:28 zapnap: it's great. it's a bit rambling. but it's very engaging.
18:28 vinbarnes: haha
18:28 modsognir: damn this talk is surreal
18:28 seacreature: mmh.... children
18:28 bryanl: zapnap: i did.  it should have ended 10 minutes ago.  like part 3 of lord of the rings
18:29 zapnap: bryanl: lol
18:29 weyus: Hiring children is ok
18:29 vinbarnes: no. this backchannel is surreal
18:29 ajsharp: vinbarnes: truth
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18:29 zapnap: programming is also my hobby.
18:29 modsognir: this channel is the best part of the talk
18:29 redinger: amateur elephant
18:29 dmayer: Final line of the of the talk will be "So here is a picture of me and my sister traveling, Thanks!"
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18:29 will_l: At least we're not hearing about neck exercises this time
18:29 rolfb: any of the speakers have the backchannel up when talking?
18:29 vinbarnes: amateur sibling
18:29 erebor: Too bad they weren't broadcasting this one behind the speaker
18:29 iain_nl: related picture: http://pictureisunrelated.com/2010/06/06/wtf-photos-videos-people-think/
18:29 seacreature: Wow. That's fucking awesome.  What if your hobby was hiring people to play with model trains?
18:29 zapnap: dmayer: yo we should meet up at some point before this is over
18:29 rickbradley: erebor: word.
18:29 swhittIpad: Neck exercises?
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18:29 haze: tenderlove said he was going to read the backchannel after he was done with his talk
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18:30 vinbarnes: haze: instead he iChatted
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18:30 dmayer: zapnap: yeah we definitely should. If we don't run into each other tonight, I will ping you on twitter tomorrow
18:30 redinger: the back channel sucked during his tal
18:30 redinger: k
18:30 haze: dunning kruger effect?
18:30 zapnap: dmayer: word.
18:31 modsognir: hes a fucking cylon
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18:31 zapnap: is he saying i'm sub-average?
18:31 haze: i /know/ I'm better than average
18:31 ystael: NOT HALF lrn2statistics
18:31 modsognir: I know i'm better than haze
18:31 ystael: :D
18:31 zapnap: most people are stupid. even those that are above average.
18:31 iain_nl: I haven't stopped thingking that
18:31 erebor: Just because I'm stupid doesn't mean everyone else isn't
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18:31 ystael: erebor: +1
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18:32 weyus: Oh shit, he is dropping Buddhist science
18:32 haze: anyone who cares enough to go to a conference like this is probably better than average
18:32 vinbarnes: according to statistics 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape
18:32 haze: unless their job just sent them there
18:32 haze: er, here.
18:32 erebor: vinbarnes: More than the average person, or just generally?
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18:32 vinbarnes: erebor: wait for it
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18:32 rickbradley: more than the other one
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18:32 modsognir: my work sent me here cause i'm better than average
18:32 redinger: And the 10th guy really hates it
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18:33 vinbarnes: redinger: exactly
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18:33 haze: according to statistics, 9 out of 10 sisters are transsexual elephants.
18:33 lianaleahy has left IRC (Quit: lianaleahy)
18:33 weyus: who enjoy gang rape
18:33 modsognir: heres the leaving spam
18:33 weyus: And.......
18:33 weyus: cut
18:33 weyus: Good times y'all
18:33 haze: don't people know how to use screen?
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18:33 rickbradley: znc
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18:33 ajsharp: i'm saving this backchannel output. forever.
18:33 erebor: Proud to have been a part
18:33 haze: time for food and the google hack fest!
18:33 geetarista: somebody please export and save this