Metal Lorem Ipsum preview

metal.rb

# Returns a randomly generated sentence of lorem ipsum text.
# The first word is capitalized, and the sentence ends in either a period or
# question mark. Commas are added at random.
def sentence
  # Determine the number of comma-separated sections and number of words in
  # each section for this sentence.
  sections = []
  1.upto(rand(5)+1) do
    sections << (WORDS.sort_by{rand}.slice(0...(rand(9)+3)).join(" "))
  end
  s = sections.join(", ")
  return s.capitalize + ".?!".slice(rand(3),1)
end

# Returns a randomly generated paragraph of lorem ipsum text.
# The paragraph consists of between 1 and 4 sentences, inclusive.
def paragraph
  ((1..(rand(3)+2)).map{sentence}).join(" ")
end


WORDS = ['exercitationem', 'perferendis', 'excruciating', 'sphere', 'killing',
'murder', 'iure', 'metal', 'mass', 'black', 'blood', 'haunted', 'vulgar',
'kill', 'unholy', 'satan', 'satanic', 'conjuring', 'demons', 'demonic',
'maims', 'massacre', 'massacres', 'apocalyptic', 'scream', 'screaming',
'slime', 'nordic', 'church', 'leading', 'feasting', 'goat', 'cow',
'acts', 'anger', 'rage', 'terror', 'death', 'scent', 'burning', 'flame',
'undead', 'necro', 'cum', 'flesh', 'chaos', 'decapitate', 'sanity', 'mad',
'crazy', 'cryptic', 'insane', 'cadaver', 'fest', 'feast', 'witch', 'christian',
'devil', 'evil', 'funeral', 'divine', 'horse', 'sword', 'axe', 'ax', 'battle', 
'forge', 'monster', 'horror']

puts paragraph

Brilliant!

this is just a preview / quick hack, I'll make it into a full-fledged generator by the end of the week probably :)

Evil!