bt-tweets.txt

"@mcponpao Heard you were visiting NNMC today. There's 4 eager corpsman in prep/recovery-bldg 9a, 2nd floor who would be thrilled to meet you"
"Check out @politicalwire for the most up-to-date political events.  Seriously, it's where important people get their news, so you should too"
"@JoannaJubilee I just did."
"@JoannaJubilee hubris: extreme pride or arrogance. Oft ind. loss of contact w/ reality and overestimation of ones competence or capabilities"
"Anyone get any good jobs tonight? #unionvalentines @e_kels"
"@golan I'm from Pittsburgh and would be more than happy to provide SOPA commentary.  Add me and I'll PM you my phone number."
"Hello again, Twitter."
"Gov. Sam Brownback BLOWS.  Just try to squeeze an apology out of me, Guvnah."
"And if I die before I wake, I pray the lord my soul to take."
"@joannabanana73 dunno that #parksandrecreation is an accurate representation of real life."
"Just saw a guy with a souped up minivan. It had flaming exhausts when it accelerated. Gotta love the townies."
"Tigers 2011"
"Occupy rally's motherfucker"
"Cmon brew crew"
"@BFink1 there's just a picture of him there looking kanye next to a other 99% sign"
"@BFink1 didn't actually see him. Meant to attach this gawker article"
"@piccolotesoro19 huh?"
"@SpencerMeads tell your friend O'Keefe that he should have used a better disguise today."
"You made a poor choose in disguise today, @JamesOKeefeIII"
"good to see you at #ows today, @kanyewest"
"No, I will not take 10 secs out of my day to take some survey on FB for one of ur classes. My pref. in toothpaste is none of your business."
"Fat people suck. Stop encouraging this behavior, society. #ThingsPeopleShouldNotDo"
"According to Time, 13% of cell phone users have tried to avoid people by pretending to talk on their phones. this number seems low."
"thank you, courier new, for making my 3 page paper a 5 page paper."
"As a matter of fact, my bookbag, coffee, and jacket were all there because I WAS sitting there.  Fat bitch."
"...and brutally raping, enslaving, and murdering the native population."
"Today we celebrate columbus, whose chief accomplishments were discovering the new world 500 years after leif ericson..."
"RT @ThisBowers: The headline \"Recession Officially Over, U.S. Incomes Keep Falling\" means we need a new definition of \"recession\": http: ..."
"The library is so fucking loud #midterms #ThingsPeopleShouldNotDo"
"Owu booted my car. Fuck my life"
"@piccolotesoro19 Angry, much?"
"@becsmccart i think the lack of effort twitter requires in general makes it cool"
"@whydub I can't get over how depressing the acting was."
"Dont know how I feel about all these marines getting celebrity dates to the marine corps ball. Should have thought of that b4 the navy ball."
"@ParkerIV damn. Gets me everytime"
"@becsmccart twitter is cooler. And requires far less effort"
"Why does espn even bother covering the NBA?"
"Matt fucking cook #penguins"
"Penguins game in 1 hr 15 minutes.  so psyched."
"@piccolotesoro19 still dumb. We can all tell up close"
"@piccolotesoro19 because they look dumb. Make a choice: skinny jeans or leggings. The jammies aren't much different."
"@piccolotesoro19 that's fair I guess. I'd still make fun of you"
"@piccolotesoro19 they look stupid."
"Standing next to a girl wearing pajamajeans. Ri-diculous."
"This is why Chicago sucks and I don't want to live there. RT @BFink1 this is not good....i hate the cold http://t.co/Brtx8qUV"
"RT @piccolotesoro19: Sorry i don't answer restricted calls. Better luck next time."
"the other 99% #OccupyWallStreet"
"#howtomakeadykehappy hooray for twitter moving from racist trends to homophobic ones!  movin' on up!"
"An unpopular and struggling pres vs a boring, stiff flip-flopper.  Its 04 again in reverse. That means our side gets to do the swiftboating!"
"@piccolotesoro19 your apartment is in a rough part of town, apparently"
"RT @starshollowgzt: Obama is part of the problem that is being protest by @OccupyWallStNYC #takeback11 #thedream #p2 OWS is not  a movem ..."
"Top Guns showing on Amc. Just got a hardon"
"This #occupywallst is starting to get interesting."
"Used tires: blowout sale!"
"There's a red line on the back of my neck from where the barber at Great Clips cut me yesterday.  Real attractive."
"@piccolotesoro19 we're not friends anymore."
"@piccolotesoro19 Bleh, I have trouble with sweet wines.  I usually drink the dryer reds; I can never have more than a glass or two of white"
"@piccolotesoro19 Inglenook makes Sutter Home taste like a fine vintage.  Don't know how you stand that stuff all the time.  Hangover much?"
"Didnt go to Navy Ball 2nite... I blame whoever said \"hey lets schedule the biggest sailor drunkfest of the year for the night before a PRT!\""
"I do not want to drill tomorrow... and of course my phone is dead so they'll be no tweeting, texting, or surfing for the rest of the weekend"
"@piccolotesoro19  Do you like 30 Rock too, then?"
"This football game is about as exciting as a summer curling \nmatch"
"Bs call"
"@piccolotesoro19 not gonna be tied for long with turnovers like that"
"\"nuclear war... We could be gone tomorrow.\" \"isn't that always the case?\" -mad men"
"Fuck the hiccupst"
"\"I have a natty in my fridge\""
"@piccolotesoro19 hey I'm not complaining."
"@piccolotesoro19 was feeling a little more than just the tequila... I went home and kept drinking!"
"@piccolotesoro19 now I have the hiccups..."
"\"I wanted dick\" -Dirty @TheSeanT8"
"@piccolotesoro19 no, I'm literally talking about the guy who wrote \"change we can believe in\" this jobs bill slogan is... Basic"
"I feel like the guy who writes the inspirational Obama slogans is on vacation. #passthebill"
"@piccolotesoro19 I tweeted that after she was already gone. I'll make sure to take a pic if I see her again."
"What are these jeggings (leans?) this freshman girl is wearing to class? They look RIDICULOUS."
"@piccolotesoro19 are you being followed by police?"
"@piccolotesoro19 is she trying to be suave or is she like holding binoculars"
"@piccolotesoro19 is this woman like holding binoculars or watching from the street?"
"@piccolotesoro19 and how dare you blame dans deli for anything. Dans deli is a saint."
"@piccolotesoro19 peep show, much?"
"@piccolotesoro19 beef gives you hiccups?"
"Woke up in a sleeping bag for some reason. I need to stop locking myself out of my room..."
"RT @BFink1: Don Draper is the shit!!!"
"@piccolotesoro19 happy you're following, I have a lot of interesting things to say. Hot dog? Was it an all beef hot dog or a pork hot dog?"
"Did Obama sell off all capital in the health care debate? Is that why he is, practically speaking, a 1995 Republican?"
"@joieelynn do you just sit on twitter all day or are you one of those people constantly playing with your iPhone?"
"Haha people in Texas don't know the difference between Al Qaeda and Al Jazeers"
"\"I wish I had regular sized paperclips... all I have are these giant 3 inch long ones!\" -Adam Deltra"
"5 sips for every reporter in the weather, 2 sips for warnings to get inside, 1 sip every time \"east coast\" is said #irene @markknoller"
"@markknoller I'm adapting your game into a college-level drinking game. I'll be hammered within the hour."
"Raise the Jolly Roger, mothasuckas! #PittsburghPirates"
"RT @PimpBillClinton: I call my penis Hurricane Irene because it's big, it's got one eye, and it's definitely a home wrecker."
"I hate Milwaukee #Pirates"
"Pittsburgh's big on cranes! -the next Don Draper @ParkerIV"
"I just heard Huntsman say some things that could seem reasonable to liberals. He must be a spy.  KICK THE SOCIALIST OUT OF THE GOP!"
"Obama simply doesn’t get the left, and Krugman responds to attack from Obama campaign official http://j.mp/p4yWj2"
"@ParkerIV NASA:  greenhouse gasses may encourage hostile alien invasion http://t.co/urUGoRV"
"Amazing what Congress thinks they can do when they have a gun pointed at sacred cows as a stop-gap measure."
"Born on the Bayou."
"RT @Jesus_M_Christ: Just decided all prayers will no longer end with 'amen.' Starting tomorrow we're going with \"SHAZAM!\""
"RT @JonHuntsman: To be clear. I believe in evolution and trust scientists on global warming. Call me crazy."
"#IWishTheyWouldBringBack pogs."
"@RepJasonAltmire do you have a town hall scheduled for the southern end of the 4th?"
"@ParkerIV @jpiv Brain-eating amoebas blamed in three deaths j.mp/mOZCy0"
"\"were going to do it how we've always done it, send in the marines to limit standard and poors.\""
"@Blakdevlin no, the power i understand. Power vested in a good\nconservative is certainly optimal. The problem is finding one."
"@Blakdevlin the facism thing is trite already. You probably heard about it on #beck and thought it was catchy. Try having thoughts of ur own"
"“@Blakdevlin: You Libs can tee hee in you hats but all real conserv believ same. #p2 #tlot” what hats? The liberals give out hats? Explain."
"RT @Blakdevlin: @rainbird352 No we need to defeat Bama because he is the next step after King in disrupting the natural Order. #p2 #tlot"
"@Blakdevlin how dare you question my being a real conservative. Who are you to judge me?"
"@Blakdevlin  u think gov't should heavily invest in industry while building a big, nationalist military? U r just a fcking pro war liberal"
"RT @Blakdevlin: @brthomas I am not one of these conservatives who hide behind quibbling words. I am a proud fascist supporter. #p2 #tlot"
"I think @chavezcandanga has gone a solid 2 weeks constantly celebrating Fidel on twitter. Welcome to governance of the 21st century!"
"@Blakdevlin so who is your horse in this joke they call a GOP primary?"
"GOP doesnt stand a chance unless they stop being excited about these moderates and nominate a REAL Republican! #mccotter 4 prez!! #p2 #tcot"
"And Slick Rick perry is like bush 43 part 2, \"only less classy\" (source forgotten) and lbtard media will advertise as such #tcot #p2"
"Bachmann is a spy who is just putting on a ruse. Pro-Agri and infastructure? She didn't even call Obama out by name 2day... RINO! #tcot #p2"
"My new horse in the @GOP field is McCotter to win it all.  Please: do it for the entertainment industry. @HunterDK"
"RT @HunterDK: I swear, I have to record this McCotter speech. Much better for falling asleep than whale songs or 'ocean waves'."
"RT @HunterDK: I... I can't tell if McCotter is a real candidate or an elaborate parody."
"RT @AdamPSharp: RT @ PeterHambyCNN: Bachmann: \"Everything I needed to learn in life, i learned in Iowa.\" She moved to Minnesota when she ..."
"@BFink1 is it really like 65 degrees out in Chicago?"
"@ParkerIV what if she thought she really was working for the CIA...?"
"@ParkerIV Art-Attacking 'CIA Agent' Attacking Art Again j.mp/nIUZEb You should include this story in your screenplay about the \"zombies\""
"It takes a person to drive a car, therefore cars #arepeople"
"I hear the Pirates plan to take McDonald out tonight if were winning. We wouldn't want to beat our losing season streak, after all."
"@joieelynn that was a bit raunchy."
"Of course Dems would put Baucus on the catfood commission 2.0... How else was a majority going to agree go all GOP demands? #supercongress"
"RT @fivethirtyeight: GOP reaches record 59% unfavorable rating in CNN poll, exceeding 57% during Lewinsky scandal. http://t.co/MODVkD0"
"POTUS has an opportunity to show everyone he can be an inspirational military leader, but he's not taking it."
"Why is POTUS going to Dover Air Base to mourn the lost SEALs instead of Norfolk (where they were based out of)?"
"@drewbrees Just so you know, your \"who 'dat\" chant was the battle cry for 60 recruits when I was in Navy boot camp. Hooyah!"
"RT @TheDailyShow: Tonight: S&P makes a $2 trillion mistake. Or as it's known in financial circles, a \"Trump.\""
"If POTUS and Dems insisted on 0% tax on rich and corporations and to dismantle the entire New Deal, would GOP push a progressive agenda?"
"Already disliking the president's speech on the credit downgrade."
"General rudeness aside, I love how ppl in Boston dont know who @ochocinco is when he asks directions. Isn't NE supposed to be diehard fans?"
"Batmobile all covered up #batburgh  http://t.co/jSMXtzc"
"#batburgh with @BFink1  http://t.co/Ohge9jg"
"Swept by the Cubs? As an avowed fair weather fan, I can say without a doubt the weather is no longer fair. #Pirates @BucsInsider"
"Dear #Pirates fans, don't start the wave... You distracted McCutchen. We were doing find before your antics."
"Not feeling all these pitching changes... Why not have kept in McDonald? #Pirates"
"RT @BFink1: Primanti Brothers = legit!!! @brthomas #foodbaby"
"@ParkerIV those early homeruns were a bit nerve racking"
"First time #Pirates been leading in 5 games. Kill the losing streak!"
"Apparently they were listening. Go #Pirates !"
"3 hits, 3 hrs from the cubs. Why do you do this to me, @BucsInsider #Pirates"
"@dchengery just saw hot dog glee by seton hill at the #Pirates game. Who is responsible for these things?"
"At the #Pirates game with @BFink1"
"\"we've been losing since the bagpipe guy's been around\" #Pirates"
"Watching some dude try to kill himself on #SharkWeek with @BFink1"
"@TheSeanT8 did these drunk bitches think you were white or that george clooney was an hispanic jn his 20s"
"Another loss by the Buccos..."
"@SpencerMeads its become too important of a news medium for me to keep ignoring it."
"@dchengery are the burgers there even worth an hour wait?"
"So ROTC is back on ivy league campuses: I'm sure Capt. Nate Fick is proud."
"@BFink1 what's the word, blee?"
"@joieelynn I'll take your word for it. Was always a bigger fan of soy products myself"
"@joieelynn tofu shirataki noodles don't have tofu in them? Or was the tofu good and while the noodles were bad?"
"@joieelynn packaged tofu like that's the only kind I've ever had, hence why I think it's disgusting."
"@vaughnwallace So how much were you paid to tweet THAT link?"
"Dog just puked something... Yellow. Disgusting. She won't tell me what's wrong, either."
"What is it with Congrssmen sending naughty pictures of themselves to random women over the Internet?"
"RT @ThisBowers: Twitter disagrees. MT @JohnWonderlich i refuse to believe sarcastic disempowerment is the entire appropriate response to ..."
"RT @pwire: No joke, Sarah Palin's hair salon is getting its own reality show: Big Hair Alaska... \nhttp://pwire.at/n5PBtV"
"@davidcnswanson USMC announced it was freezing new housing allowances for enlisted Marines. This is how DoD handles \"cuts\""
"@joieelynn or are you getting it behind the upper part of your ear? What are you putting there anyway?"
"@joieelynn I feel like it's going to feel weird/uncomfortable when the needle is in that space between your mandible and temporal bones"
"And the Pirates suck again. The Cubs? Really? So much for the pitching. Good run tho, 1st time over .500 after June in a decade at least"
"Watching @matthewstoller troll the Dem establishment helps keep me addicted to twitter. #wisdom #realprogressives"
"RT @jamestaranto: To improve on a @TPCarney gag: @RepTimScott is the only African-American Tea Party Hobbit. He's a Tolkien black."
"@joieelynn i know what you mean... It's a different kind of pain too. It's a lot cooler when you can watch the needle doing it's work though"
"@joieelynn on your spine? Painful much? I think I'm going to work on getting a quarter sleeve for now, but no design ideas and tats get $$$"
"RT @StephenAtHome: The GOP's biggest concession in the debt ceiling debate? It took place within the government. That must have been tou ..."
"@BFink1 if Congress does absolutely nothing for the next 10 years... Lets everything with an exp date expire, US=debt free #nevergonnahappen"
"@joieelynn what kind of tat did you get?"
"@joieelynn I feel ya. my first one was on my back... I forget it's there sometimes. Glad I got one on my shoulder I can look at whenever!"
"@BFink1 10.5 years ago we were on track to be completely paid off by now."
"I feel you on that RT @joieelynn: I miss the days when my tattoo was raised and i could run my hand over it and feel it"
"RT @kgosztola: Democrat pledges to supporters after being held hostage by GOP like Cubs telling fans this season they'll win World Serie ..."
"RT @daveweigel: So full of #fail RT @2chambers: Senate has just voted to designate Aug. 16 \"National Airborne Day.\" #irony?"
"@matthewstoller I considered Sr., but the fact is if there's no 41, there's no 43. There's no 43, then we're not in this mess."
"I'm sick of @matthewstoller ripping on @BarackObama so much... He's the best Republican president we've had since Ike!"
"@markknoller Why would anyone ever want to a memento to remember the #debtdeal?  I'm trying my hardest to forget at this point!"
"Offend who? The terrorists? RT @BorowitzReport Biden apologizes for calling Tea Party 'terrorists': \"I did not mean to offend those morons.\""
"@matthewstoller @joanwalsh In the end, the progressive Dems breathed to life by midterm '06 and Obama '08 loses, gets buried for a decade."
"@matthewstoller @joanwalsh Regardless of whether POTUS is a circa-'94 R or cornered progressive, GOP will still convince swaths O is farleft"
"@matthewstoller Actions are more important than TV, but many still vote on perception, f/e the @DemCorps poll where 55% think O is socialist"
"Lots of insight in @joanwalsh roundtable post. On @ggreenwald: Did O want cuts all along or is this a reaction to GOP characterization of O?"
"@BFink1 wanna do a crawl of the south side on Thursday?"
"@joieelynn I love how subtle you are with your tweets."
"@dchengery Thoughts on the FAA being shut down for at least another month?"
"RT @USNavy: Welcome back @Rep_Giffords --your fighting spirit is an inspiration to Sailors everywhere"
"That's socialism you're thinking of.  RT @markos MT @stevesingiser: Speaker Boehner says he got 98% of what he wanted #isntcompromise50/50?"
"@BFink1 GET \"EM, MR. FINKLER!"
"Everyone's so psyched to see Derrek Lee hit a homer in his first game that nobody seems to have noticed the Bucs are losing..."
"@HunterDK I may be on a strict Satan diet for dinner, but that won't keep me from having a double dip recession for dessert."
"@CarpeCara @TheSeanT8 tweeted about a good #SharkWeek drinking game where you drink every time they say \"great,\" \"white,\" or \"shark\"..."
"I like how House R's start speeches saying USA wants jobs, then talk about cutting more from programs that do just that #debtdeal"
"@aravosis Did they say that they're going to make an actual push for equal rights this time? Or was it the usual \"we can't let the GOP win?\""
"@CarpeCara graveyard shift at the hospital?"
"Looking fwd, what all is @whitehouse  going to comprimise away to prevent a gov't shutdown in FY2012?  #WHChat"
"Half of the next catfood commission will be made up of teabaggers set on repealing the 20th century. Comprimise fail. #debtdeal"
"RT @SethMacFarlane: This debt ceiling has felt like a giant meteor headed toward us, except I understand what a meteor is."
"RT @mattyglesias: Prepping list of concessions to demand from President Perry to raise the debt ceiling in 2013: Universal Medicare, car ..."
"RT @someecards: I wish Congress debating financial reform was less terrifying than Shark Week. http://t.co/ENvVxmZ #debtdeal #SharkWeek"
"RT @daveweigel: OH: \"Journalism is the practice of waiting next to rooms for people to come out and lie to you.\""
"@ezraklein No doubt the Bush tax cuts will be extended long before 2013 in another \"catastrophe-averting 'compromise.'\""
"The fact that I missed the first day of #sharkweek is only slightly less tragic than the #debtdeal"
"Can't wait to repeat this charade in a couple months... nobody will even remember GOP caused draconian spending cuts come 2012. #debtdeal"
"RT @waltisfrozen: As long as Democrats help cover up the true extent of GOP radicalism from the American people, they will keep losing e ..."
"RT @TheSeanT8: drink every time they say either \"great\", \"white\" or \"shark\" #SharkWeek"
"Nevermind."
"Well i guess if You're in the gallery you won't have your phone, i just realized..."
"You at the congressional hearing?"
"Seder dinner."
"Why does hayes have more washers than smith?"
"Sleep, I guess."
"Gold ticket party."
"Getting ready for gold ticket party."
"@STate1189 Some place in Dupont Circle, perhaps?"
"Chilling in the dorm."
"Inquiry."
"At the library."
"Working at the call center."
"Delta Tau Drinking."
"Study tables."
"Hanging around the library."
"Finally withdrew from social psych."
"Chilling out in the dorm."
"Study tables.  Ugh."
"Bumming around the dorm."
"Chilling in the room."
"Just finished watching I Love You Man"
"Chilling out then delt."
"Inquiry."
"Listening to the byrds in twes."
"Chilling in hwcc before twes."
"Just dislocated my shoulder.  Pain."
"Watching the happening... I don't know why."
"Cleaning."
"All-house meeting."
"Delt chores, among other things."
"Go pens!"
"The bell. Why am i still drunk?"
"SLEEP."
"Watching GREEK then bed."
"Delta Tau Drinking."
"Movie with the girls."
"SLEEP!"
"Just declared my major: Politics & Government and Pre-Law"
"Declaring my major."
"Town Hall meeting for security cameras in res-halls."
"Twesigye."
"Doing Inquiry homework?"
"At the library."
"Working at admissions."
"Chillaxin."
"Adopt-a-school."
"Nap."
"Hungover lunch."
"Wastey fucking pastey."
"At delt discussing the best shampoo in ohio."
"Watching the seligson lecture."
"Sitting through inquiry."
"Talking politics with mary ellen."
"WCSA committee meeting... I hope this doesn't last an hour."
"Religion class is so boring!"
"Damned drinking habits! I thought it was thursday and turned off my alarm!"
"Sleeping on the futon tonight..."
"Celebrating St. Patty's Day."
"Phonebanking for OWU... never thought I'd be doing THIS again."
"Working at the Admissions Call Center."
"Chillaxin at DTD."
"Playing Pandemic 2 then sleep."
"IMing and whatnot into the wee hours of the night."
"Why isn't Twitter working?  I've updated my status like 5 times in the last 8 hours..."
"Study tables."
"Delta Tau Dinner"
"Longboarding."
"Political Inquiry"
"Social psych..."
"WCSA meeting."
"@sidneycrosby Glad to see you put the Bruins in their place."
"Cleaning the shelter after a week of shenanigans."
"Horrible hangover."
"40s."
"Playing Call of Duty and thinking of plans for tonight."
"Eating noodles."
"Making dinner with Sved and Tim."
"Waking up at 4... Christ I'm a disaster."
"Sleeping, perhaps.  Last real day of break starts tomorrow morning."
"Mudslides and a movie."
"Playing World at War; contemplating drinking soon."
"Not liking the \"new\" Facebook... it sucks."
"Trying to memorize the brothers of DTD."
"Sleeping then enjoying my last day off of school."
"Trying to convince Svedberg to make drunken combat suits with me."
"Getting shitty because we honestly just lost in a shootout to the Columbus Blue Jackets."
"Fuck you Rick Nash."
"Seriously, Sidney?"
"Flower with a second save!"
"Too bad, Letang.  Hang in there, boys."
"Saved by the Flower!"
"We're going to the shootout."
"C'mon, put these bastards away in OT!"
"3-3. This is how you play hockey... save it all for the 3rd period."
"3-2?  I can deal with this.  Let's bring it on into o-time!"
"Watching the Penguins play the Blue Jackets."
"Sleeping soon."
"Watching the Boondock Saints with Tim and Niece."
"Laundry and washing up for dinner."
"Drinking and watching animal house with the fraternity brothers over a spring break, what else could i ask for?"
"Delta tau yard work."
"Likely napping."
"Just waking up... why is my uvula touching the top of my tongue?"
"Just pierced my ear."
"Getting an earing so i can pierce my ear."
"Outside in seventy degree weather."
"Kegging in a celebration of Spring Break at DTD.  Now if only I weren't so fucking tired."
"I see that Progress OWU is hosting an event to simulate homelessness... sleepover in tents outside of welch is pretty comparable."
"Why does political inquiry always feel like one of those made-for-morons explanation videos from cnn? I love ramsay, but boy is that cla ..."
"Taking zac to port columbus."
"Can't believe I pulled an all-nighter.  Ugh, I better get a nap before I put on my drinking shoes later today.  Viva break."
"Studying philosophy and writing this goddamn dialogue."
"Waking up, changing out of my dress clothes, showering, and writing papers."
"Wishing more people would venture up to delt tonight."
"And now for my second test of the day... Ugh, political inquiry."
"Just lost my anal virginity to a religion test."
"Studying for a religion test I will undoubtedly fail."
"Philosophy class."
"Sleeping until philosophy and a religion test that's going to rock me."
"Sixburgh 3, Tampa Bay 1"
"Study tables."
"Being dumpy with nothing better to do in the dorms."
"Shower time."
"I have a pledge name! Now i'm going to sleep."
"Why does 24 look and sound like a soap opera all of a sudden?"
"And then there were twelve."
"Heading up to delt for a delicious mary ellen meal."
"Just accidentally complimented an sae for his jagermeister-sae tshirt."
"Learning of social influence in kyle's class."
"Tom Green showed me how to do it..."
"I'm soooo hungry."
"Sooo hungry."
"Why does it gube to be so cold while walking to philosophy?"
"Floor meeting at nine thirty..."
"Very hungover."
"Polly's bow out."
"My eyes hurt."
"Performing a syncronized swimming routine with my pledge brother at anchor splash."
"Is a freshman that doesn't play lax and isn't that cute... So of course he doesn't slay attractive chicks."
"Social psychology."
"300 is a sick movie."
"I hate my religion class."
"Flight of the Bumblebee is a sick song."
"Study tables are boring."
"Meeting with financial aid."
"There's nothing wrong with getting drunk after getting laid off... I blame the economy."
"Forties tonight!"
"God is inquiry boring."
"Tipsy at dinner... Can't wait to get crunk tonight."
"What's the best tequila"
"Social psych..."
"Religion class has established that 'if you're evil you will be killed and die'"
"Bearing through philosophy class. Hopefully it's something exciting today..."
"I hate waking for classes."
"Around the shelter."
"Study tables suck."
"Napping."
"Baby generator."
"Hopefully there aren't too many controversial budget requests in today's wcsa meeting..."
"Ugh, religion class."
"Wanting someone to go to lunch with."
"Hanging out at delt."
"I like my big brother and new family."
"Big little day at delta tau delta."
"Sleeping."
"Just kicked ass with a helium balloon, tim haftl, and a u2 song."
"With nathan, tim, and sved at Kappa kareoke."
"Moping around the dorm; doing laundry."
"Eating lunch at Delt."
"Goodnight moon."
"Testing Twitter on my cell phone."
"Wednesday night at ΔTΔ."
"Is at ΔTΔ study tables, accomplishing very little."