Simple server in golang. Build with go and run ./simpleserver. Pages will be served @ http://localhost:8080/elysianIPA

simpleserver.go

package main

import (
    "fmt"
    "net/http"
)

func handler(w http.ResponseWriter, r *http.Request) {
    fmt.Fprintf(w, "Why in the world are you looking for %s on your localhost? lolz.", r.URL.Path[1:])
}

func main() {
    http.HandleFunc("/", handler)
    http.ListenAndServe(":8080", nil)
}