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Maddy's Jokes

Will you remember my tomorrow? Yes Will you remember me next week? Yes Will you remember me next month? Yes Will you remember me next year? Yes Knock knock? Who's there? See you already forgot me!!!

What did one eye say to the other eye? Don't look now but someone in between us smells.

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