programme jokes

programme jokes

def protecter():
    sb = []
    sb.append("                   _ooOoo_\n")
    sb.append("                  o8888888o\n")
    sb.append("                  88\" . \"88\n")
    sb.append("                  (| -_- |)\n")
    sb.append("                  O\\  =  /O\n")
    sb.append("               ____/`---'\\____\n")
    sb.append("             .'  \\\\|     |//  `.\n")
    sb.append("            /  \\\\|||  :  |||//  \\ \n")
    sb.append("           /  _||||| -:- |||||-  \\ \n")
    sb.append("           |   | \\\\\\  -  /// |   |\n")
    sb.append("           | \\_|  ''\\---/''  |   |\n")
    sb.append("           \\  .-\\__  `-`  ___/-. /\n")
    sb.append("         ___`. .'  /--.--\\  `. . __\n")
    sb.append("      .\"\" '<  `.___\\_<|>_/___.'  >'\"\".\n")
    sb.append("     | | :  `- \\`.;`\\ _ /`;.`/ - ` : | |\n")
    sb.append("     \\  \\ `-.   \\_ __\\ /__ _/   .-` /  /\n")
    sb.append("======`-.____`-.___\\_____/___.-`____.-'======\n")
    sb.append("                   `=---='\n")
    sb.append("^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\n")
    sb.append("\t     佛祖保佑  永无BUG\n")
    sb.append("\t写字楼里写字间，写字间里程序员；\n")
    sb.append("\t程序人员写程序，又拿程序换酒钱。\n")
    sb.append("\t酒醒只在网上坐，酒醉还来网下眠；\n")
    sb.append("\t酒醉酒醒日复日，网上网下年复年。\n")
    sb.append("\t但愿老死电脑间，不愿鞠躬老板前；\n")
    sb.append("\t奔驰宝马贵者趣，公交自行程序员。\n")
    sb.append("\t别人笑我忒疯癫，我笑自己命太贱；\n")
    sb.append("\t不见满街漂亮妹，哪个归得程序员？\n")
    print ''.join(sb)

 ["                  _ooOoo_\n"
 ,"                  o8888888o\n"
 ,"                  88\" . \"88\n"
 ,"                  (| -_- |\n"
 ,"                  O\\  =  /O\n"
 ,"               ____/`---'\\____\n"
 ,"             .'  \\\\|     |//  `.\n"
 ,"            /  \\\\|||  :  |||//  \\ \n"
 ,"           /  _||||| -:- |||||-  \\ \n"
 ,"           |   | \\\\\\  -  /// |   |\n"
 ,"           | \\_|  ''\\---/''  |   |\n"
 ,"           \\  .-\\__  `-`  ___/-. /\n"
 ,"         ___`. .'  /--.--\\  `. . __\n"
 ,"      .\"\" '<  `.___\\_<|>_/___.'  >'\"\".\n"
 ,"     | | :  `- \\`.;`\\ _ /`;.`/ - ` : | |\n"
 ,"     \\  \\ `-.   \\_ __\\ /__ _/   .-` /  /\n"
 ,"======`-.____`-.___\\_____/___.-`____.-'======\n"
 ,"                   `=---='\n"
 ,"^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\n"
 ,"\t     佛祖保佑  永无BUG\n"
 ,"\t写字楼里写字间，写字间里程序员；\n"
 ,"\t程序人员写程序，又拿程序换酒钱。\n"
 ,"\t酒醒只在网上坐，酒醉还来网下眠；\n"
 ,"\t酒醉酒醒日复日，网上网下年复年。\n"
 ,"\t但愿老死电脑间，不愿鞠躬老板前；\n"
 ,"\t奔驰宝马贵者趣，公交自行程序员。\n"
 ,"\t别人笑我忒疯癫，我笑自己命太贱；\n"
 ,"\t不见满街漂亮妹，哪个归得程序员？\n"].join('')