the-office-lines

id,season,episode,scene,line_text,speaker,deleted
1,1,1,1,All right Jim. Your quarterlies look very good. How are things at the library?,Michael,FALSE
2,1,1,1,"Oh, I told you. I couldn't close it. So...",Jim,FALSE
3,1,1,1,"So you've come to the master for guidance? Is this what you're saying, grasshopper?",Michael,FALSE
4,1,1,1,"Actually, you called me in here, but yeah.",Jim,FALSE
5,1,1,1,"All right. Well, let me show you how it's done.",Michael,FALSE
6,1,1,2,"[on the phone] Yes, I'd like to speak to your office manager, please. Yes, hello. This is Michael Scott. I am the Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Paper Products. Just wanted to talk to you manager-a-manger. [quick cut scene] All right. Done deal. Thank you very much, sir. You're a gentleman and a scholar. Oh, I'm sorry. OK. I'm sorry. My mistake. [hangs up] That was a woman I was talking to, so... She had a very low voice. Probably a smoker, so... [Clears throat] So that's the way it's done.",Michael,FALSE
7,1,1,3,"I've, uh, I've been at Dunder Mifflin for 12 years, the last four as Regional Manager. If you want to come through here... See we have the entire floor. So this is my kingdom, as far as the eye can see. This is our receptionist, Pam. Pam! Pam-Pam! Pam Beesly. Pam has been with us for...  forever. Right, Pam?",Michael,FALSE
8,1,1,3,Well. I don't know.,Pam,FALSE
9,1,1,3,"If you think she's cute now, you should have seen her a couple of years ago. [growls]",Michael,FALSE
10,1,1,3,What?,Pam,FALSE
11,1,1,3,Any messages?,Michael,FALSE
12,1,1,3,"Uh, yeah. Just a fax.",Pam,FALSE
13,1,1,3,"Oh! Pam, this is from Corporate. How many times have I told you? There's a special filing cabinet for things from corporate.",Michael,FALSE
14,1,1,3,You haven't told me.,Pam,FALSE
15,1,1,3,It's called the wastepaper basket! Look at that! Look at that face.,Michael,FALSE
16,1,1,4,"People say I am the best boss. They go, 'God we've never worked in a place like this before. You're hilarious.' 'And you get the best out of us.' [shows the camera his WORLD'S BEST BOSS mug] I think that pretty much sums it up. I found it at Spencer Gifts.",Michael,FALSE
17,1,1,5,[singing] Shall I play for you? Pa rum pump um pum [Imitates heavy drumming] I have no gifts for you. Pa rum pump um pum [Imitates heavy drumming],Dwight,FALSE
18,1,1,6,"My job is to speak to clients on the phone about... uh, quantities and type of copier paper. You know, whether we can supply it to them. Whether they can pay for it. And... I'm boring myself just talking about this.",Jim,FALSE
19,1,1,7,Whassup!,Michael,FALSE
20,1,1,7,Whassup! I still love that after seven years.,Jim,FALSE
21,1,1,7,Whassup!,Michael,FALSE
22,1,1,7,Whassup!,Dwight,FALSE
23,1,1,7,Whass...up!,Michael,FALSE
24,1,1,7,Whassup.,Dwight,FALSE
25,1,1,7,"[Strains, grunts] What?",Michael,FALSE
26,1,1,7,Nothing.,Jim,FALSE
27,1,1,7,OK. All right. See you later.,Michael,FALSE
28,1,1,7,All right. Take care.,Jim,FALSE
29,1,1,7,Back to work.,Michael,FALSE
30,1,1,8,[on her cell phone] Just before lunch. That would be great.,Jan,FALSE
31,1,1,9,"Corporate really doesn't really interfere with me at all. Jan Levinson Gould. [walking out of his office] Jan, hello.  I call her Hillary Rodham Clinton. Right? Not to her face, because... well, not because I'm scared of her. Because I'm not. But, um... Yeah.",Michael,FALSE
32,1,1,10,"Alright, was there anything you wanted to add to the agenda?",Jan,FALSE
33,1,1,10,Um... Me no get an agenda.,Michael,FALSE
34,1,1,10,What? I'm sorry?,Jan,FALSE
35,1,1,10,I didn't get any agenda.,Michael,FALSE
36,1,1,10,"Well, I faxed one over to you this morning.",Jan,FALSE
37,1,1,10,Really? I didn't... [looks at Pam] Did we get a fax this morning?,Michael,FALSE
38,1,1,10,"Uh, yeah, the one...",Pam,FALSE
39,1,1,10,"Why isn't it in my hand? A company runs on efficiency of communication, right? So what's the problem, Pam? Why didn't I get it?",Michael,FALSE
40,1,1,10,You put in the garbage can that was a special filing cabinet.,Pam,FALSE
41,1,1,10,"Yeah, that was a joke. That was a joke that was actually my brother's, and... It was supposed to be with bills and it doesn't work great with faxes.",Michael,FALSE
42,1,1,10,Do you want to look at mine?,Jan,FALSE
43,1,1,10,"Yeah, yeah. Lovely. Thank you.",Michael,FALSE
44,1,1,10,"OK. Since the last meeting, Ellen and the board have decided we can't justify a Scranton branch and a Stamford branch.",Jan,FALSE
45,1,1,10,OK...,Michael,FALSE
46,1,1,10,"Michael, don't panic.",Jan,FALSE
47,1,1,10,"No, no, no, no, this is good. This is good. This is fine. Excellent.",Michael,FALSE
48,1,1,10,"No, no, no, Michael, listen OK. Don't panic. We haven't made... We haven't decided.",Jan,FALSE
49,1,1,10,All the alarm bells are kind of going... ringie-dingie-ding!,Michael,FALSE
50,1,1,10,I've spoken to Josh in Stamford. I've told him the same as you and it's up to either him or you to convince me that your branch can incorporate the other.,Jan,FALSE
51,1,1,10,OK. No problem.,Michael,FALSE
52,1,1,10,"This does, however, mean that there is going to be downsizing.",Jan,FALSE
53,1,1,10,"Me no wanna hear that, Jan. Because downsizing is a bitch. It is a real bitch. And I wouldn't wish that on Josh's men. I certainly wouldn't wish it on my men. Or women, present company excluded. Sorry. Uh, is Josh concerned about downsizing himself? Not downsizing himself but is he concerned about downsizing?",Michael,FALSE
54,1,1,11,"Question. How long do we have to... [Telephone rings] Oh uh, Todd Packer, terrific rep. Do you mind if I take it?",Michael,FALSE
55,1,1,11,Go ahead.,Jan,FALSE
56,1,1,11,Packman.,Michel,FALSE
57,1,1,11,"Hey, you big queen.",Todd Packer,FALSE
58,1,1,11,"Oh, that's not appropriate.",Michael,FALSE
59,1,1,11,"Hey, is old Godzillary coming in today?",Todd Packer,FALSE
60,1,1,11,"Uh, I don't know what you mean.",Michael,FALSE
61,1,1,11,I've been meaning to ask her one question. Does the carpet match the drapes?,Todd Packer,FALSE
62,1,1,11,"Oh, my God! Oh! That's... horrifying. Horrible. Horrible person.",Michael,FALSE
63,1,1,11,So do you think we could keep a lid on this for now? I don't want to worry people unnecessarily.,Jan,FALSE
64,1,1,11,"No, absolutely. Under this regime, it will not leave this office. [zips his lips] Like that.",Michael,FALSE
65,1,1,12,So what does downsizing actually mean?,Phyllis,FALSE
66,1,1,12,Well...,Stanley,FALSE
67,1,1,13,You guys better update your resumes just like I'm doing.,Oscar,FALSE
68,1,1,14,I bet it's gonna be me. Probably gonna be me.,Angela,FALSE
69,1,1,14,"Yeah, it'll be you.",Kevin,FALSE
70,1,1,15,I have an important question for you.,Pam,FALSE
71,1,1,15,Yes?,Jim,FALSE
72,1,1,15,Are you going to Angela's cat party on Sunday?,Pam,FALSE
73,1,1,15,"Yeah, stop. That is ridiculous.",Jim,FALSE
74,1,1,16,"Am I going to tell them? No, I am not going to tell them. I don't see the point of that. As a doctor, you would not tell a patient if they had cancer.",Michael,FALSE
75,1,1,17,Hey.,Michael,FALSE
76,1,1,17,Hey.,Ryan,FALSE
77,1,1,17,This is Mr. Scott.,Pam,FALSE
78,1,1,17,Guilty! Guilty as charged!,Michael,FALSE
79,1,1,17,Ryan Howard from the temp agency. Daniqua sent me down to start today.,Ryan,FALSE
80,1,1,17,"Howard, like Moe Howard. Three Stooges.",Michael,FALSE
81,1,1,17,Yup.,Ryan,FALSE
82,1,1,17,"Watch this. This is Moe. Nyuck-nyuck-nyuck-nyuck-nyuck. Mee! [hold hand up for a high five] Ah, right here. Three Stooges. Oh, Pam. It's a guy thing, Pam. I'm sort of a student of comedy. Watch this. Here we go. [Yelling in cod German] I'm Hitler. Adolf Hitler. [Continues with cod German]",Michael,FALSE
83,1,1,18,"I don't think it would be the worst thing if they let me go because then I might... I don't think it's many little girls' dream to be a receptionist. I like to do illustrations. Um... Mostly watercolor. A few oil pencil. Um, Jim thinks they're good.",Pam,FALSE
84,1,1,18,Dunder Mifflin. This is Pam.,Pam,FALSE
85,1,1,19,"Sure. Mr. Davis, let me call you right back. Yeah, something just came up. Two minutes. Thank you very much. Dwight, what are you doing?",Jim,FALSE
86,1,1,19,What?,Dwight,FALSE
87,1,1,19,What are you doing?,Jim,FALSE
88,1,1,19,Just clearing my desk. I can't concentrate.,Dwight,FALSE
89,1,1,19,It's not on your desk.,Jim,FALSE
90,1,1,19,"It's overlapping. It's all spilling over the edge. One word, two syllables. Demarcation.",Dwight,FALSE
91,1,1,19,You can't do that.,Dwight,FALSE
92,1,1,19,Why not?,Jim,FALSE
93,1,1,19,Safety violation. I could fall and pierce an organ.,Dwight,FALSE
94,1,1,19,[crosses fingers] We'll see. [Dwight begins smashing pencils with his phone] This is why the whole downsizing thing just doesn't bother me.,Jim,FALSE
95,1,1,19,Downsizing?,Dwight,FALSE
96,1,1,20,"Downsizing? I have no problem with that. I have been recommending downsizing since I first got here. I even brought it up in my interview. I say, bring it on.",Dwight,FALSE
97,1,1,21,You just still have these messages from yesterday.,Pam,FALSE
98,1,1,21,"Relax. Everything's under control. Uh, yeah. Yeah. That's important. Right. Oh this is so important, I should run to answer it. [Imitating Six-Million Dollar Man sound effect]",Michael,FALSE
99,1,1,21,What?,Pam,FALSE
100,1,1,21,"Come on. Six-Million Dollar Man! Steve Austin! Actually, that would be a good salary for me, don't you think? Six million dollars? Memo to Jan. I deserve a raise.",Michael,FALSE
101,1,1,21,Don't we all?,Pam,FALSE
102,1,1,21,I'm sorry?,Michael,FALSE
103,1,1,21,Nothing.,Pam,FALSE
104,1,1,21,"If you're unhappy with your compensation, maybe you should take it up with HR. OK. Not today, OK? Pam, just be professional. [Sighs]",Michael,FALSE
105,1,1,22,"I think I'm a role model here. I think I garner people's respect. [Imitating a PA] Attention all Dunder Mifflin employees, please. We have a meeting in the conference room, ASAP.",Michael,FALSE
106,1,1,23,"People I respect, heroes of mine, would be Bob Hope... Abraham Lincoln, definitely. Bono. And probably God would be the fourth one. And I just think all those people really helped the world in so many ways that it's really beyond words. It's really incalculable.",Michael,FALSE
107,1,1,24,Now I know there's some rumors out there and I just kind of want to set the record straight.,Michael,FALSE
108,1,1,24,I'm Assistant Regional Manager. I should know first.,Dwight,FALSE
109,1,1,24,Assistant to the Regional Manager.,Michael,FALSE
110,1,1,24,"OK, um, can you just tell me please? Just tell me quietly. Can you whisper it in my ear?",Dwight,FALSE
111,1,1,24,I'm about to tell everybody. I'm just about to tell everybody.,Michael,FALSE
112,1,1,24,Can't you just tell us.,Oscar,FALSE
113,1,1,24,"Please, OK? Do you want me to tell 'em?",Dwight,FALSE
114,1,1,24,You don't know what it is. [Laughs],Michael,FALSE
115,1,1,24,OK. You tell 'em. With my permission. Permission granted.,Dwight,FALSE
116,1,1,24,I don't need your permission.,Michael,FALSE
117,1,1,24,Go ahead.,Dwight,FALSE
118,1,1,24,Corporate has deemed it appropriate to enforce an ultimatum upon me. And Jan is thinking about downsizing either the Stamford branch or this branch.,Michael,FALSE
119,1,1,25,I heard they might be closing this branch down. That's just the rumor going around. This is my first day. I don't really know.,Ryan,FALSE
120,1,1,26,"Yeah but Michael, what if they downsize here?",Oscar,FALSE
121,1,1,26,Not gonna happen.,Michael,FALSE
122,1,1,26,It could be out of your hands Michael.,Stanley,FALSE
123,1,1,26,"It won't be out of my hands Stanley, OK. I promise you that.",Michael,FALSE
124,1,1,26,Can you promise that?,Stanley,FALSE
125,1,1,26,On his mother's grave.,Dwight,FALSE
126,1,1,26,No.,Michael,FALSE
127,1,1,26,What?,Phyllis,FALSE
128,1,1,26,"Well, yeah, it is a promise. And frankly, I'm a little insulted that you have to keep asking about it.",Michael,FALSE
129,1,1,26,It's just that we need to know.,Stanley,FALSE
130,1,1,26,"I know. Hold on a second. I think Pam wanted to say something. Pam, you had a look that you wanted to ask a question just then.",Michael,FALSE
131,1,1,26,I was in the meeting with Jan and she did say that it could be this branch that gets the axe.,Pam,FALSE
132,1,1,26,Are you sure about that?,Man,FALSE
133,1,1,26,"Well, Pam maybe you should stick to the ongoing confidentiality agreement of meetings.",Michael,FALSE
134,1,1,26,"Pam, information is power.",Dwight,FALSE
135,1,1,26,"You can't say for sure whether it'll be us or them, can you?",Stanley,FALSE
136,1,1,26,"No, Stanley. No, you did not see me in there with her. I said if Corporate wants to come in here and interfere, then they're gonna have to go through me. Right? You can go mess with Josh's people, but I'm the head of this family, and you ain't gonna be messing with my chillin.",Michael,FALSE
137,1,1,27,"If I left, what would I do with all this useless information in my head? You know? Tonnage price of manila folders? Um, Pam's favorite flavor of yogurt, which is mixed berry.",Jim,FALSE
138,1,1,28,"Jim said mixed berries? Well, yeah, he's on to me. Um... [Laughs]",Pam,FALSE
139,1,1,29,"Watch out for this guy. Dwight Schrute in the building. This is Ryan, the new temp.",Michael,FALSE
140,1,1,29,What's up? Nice to meet you.,Ryan,FALSE
141,1,1,29,Introduce yourself. Be polite.,Michael,FALSE
142,1,1,29,"Dwight Schrute, Assistant Regional Manager.",Dwight,FALSE
143,1,1,29,"Assistant to the Regional Manager. So, uh, Dwight tell him about the kung fu and the car and everything.",Michael,FALSE
144,1,1,29,"Uh... yeah I got a '78 280Z. Bought it for $1,200. Fixed it up. It's now worth three grand.",Dwight,FALSE
145,1,1,29,That's his profit.,Michael,FALSE
146,1,1,29,"New engine, new suspension, I got a respray. I've got some photos.",Dwight,FALSE
147,1,1,30,Damn it! Jim!,Dwight,FALSE
148,1,1,30,"OK. Hold on, hold on. The judge is in session. What is the problem here?",Michael,FALSE
149,1,1,30,He put my stuff in Jell-O again.,Dwight,FALSE
150,1,1,30,[Laughing],Pam,FALSE
151,1,1,30,That's real professional thanks. That's the third time and it wasn't funny the first two times either Jim.,Dwight,FALSE
152,1,1,31,"It's OK here, but people sometimes take advantage because it's so relaxed. I'm a volunteer Sheriff's Deputy on the weekends. And you cannot screw around there. That's sort of one of the rules.",Dwight,FALSE
153,1,1,32,What is that?,Michael,FALSE
154,1,1,32,That is my stapler.,Dwight,FALSE
155,1,1,32,"No, no, no. Do not take it out. You have to eat it out of there, because there are starving people in the world [turns to camera] which I hate, and it is a waste of that kind of food.",Michael,FALSE
156,1,1,32,"OK you know what, you can be a witness. [points to Ryan] Can you reprimand him?",Dwight,FALSE
157,1,1,32,How do you know it was me?,Jim,FALSE
158,1,1,32,It's always you. Are you going to discipline him or not?,Dwight,FALSE
159,1,1,32,"Discipline. Kinky! [Laughs] All right, here's the deal you guys. The thing about a practical joke is you have to know when to start and as well as when to stop.",Michael,FALSE
160,1,1,32,Yeah.,Dwight,FALSE
161,1,1,32,"And yeah, Jim this is the time to stop putting Dwight's personal effects into Jell-O.",Michael,FALSE
162,1,1,32,"OK. Dwight, I'm sorry, because I have always been your biggest flan.",Jim,FALSE
163,1,1,32,[Laughing] Nice. That's the way it is around here. It just kind of goes round and round.,Michael,FALSE
164,1,1,32,You should've put him in custardy.,Ryan,FALSE
165,1,1,32,Hey! Yes! New guy! He scores.,Michael,FALSE
166,1,1,32,"OK, that's great. I guess what I'm most concerned with is damage to company property. That's all.",Dwight,FALSE
167,1,1,32,Pudding. Pudding... I'm trying to think of another dessert to do.,Michael,FALSE
168,1,1,33,Do you like going out at the end of the week for a drink?,Jim,FALSE
169,1,1,33,Yeah.,Pam,FALSE
170,1,1,33,That's why we're all going out. So we can have an end-of-the-week-drink.,Jim,FALSE
171,1,1,33,So when are we going out?,Pam,FALSE
172,1,1,33,"Tonight, hopefully.",Jim,FALSE
173,1,1,33,OK. Yeah.,Pam,FALSE
174,1,1,33,"Hey, man.",Roy,FALSE
175,1,1,33,What's going on?,Jim,FALSE
176,1,1,33,"Hey, baby.",Roy,FALSE
177,1,1,33,Hey.,Pam,FALSE
178,1,1,34,Roy's my fiance. We've been engaged about three years. We were supposed to get married in September but I think we're gonna get married in the spring.,Pam,FALSE
179,1,1,35,Do you mind if I go out for a drink with these guys?,Pam,FALSE
180,1,1,35,"No, no. Come on. Let's get out of here and go home.",Roy,FALSE
181,1,1,35,OK. I'm gonna be a few minutes. So it's only twenty past five. I still have to do my faxes.,Pam,FALSE
182,1,1,35,You know what? You should come with us. Because you know we're all going out and it could be a good chance for you to see what people are like outside the office. I think it could be fun.,Jim,FALSE
183,1,1,35,"It sounds good. Seriously, we've gotta get going.",Roy,FALSE
184,1,1,35,"Yeah, yeah.",Jim,FALSE
185,1,1,35,Um... What's in the bag?,Jim,FALSE
186,1,1,35,Just tell her I'll talk to her later.,Roy,FALSE
187,1,1,35,"No, definitely. All right, dude. Awesome. Will do.",Jim,FALSE
188,1,1,36,Do I think I'll be invited to the wedding? [scratches head],Jim,FALSE
189,1,1,37,"So have you felt the vibe yet? We work hard, we play hard. Sometimes we play hard when we should be working hard. Right? I guess the atmosphere that I've created here is that I'm a friend first, and a boss second... and probably an entertainer third. [Knock at door] Just a second. Right? Oh, hey do you like The Jamie Kennedy Experiment? Punk'd and all that kind of stuff?",Michael,FALSE
190,1,1,37,Yeah.,Ryan,FALSE
191,1,1,37,"You are gonna be my accomplice. Just go along with it, OK?",Michael,FALSE
192,1,1,37,All right.,Ryan,FALSE
193,1,1,37,"Just follow my lead. Don't pimp me, all right? Come in. So, uh, Corporate just said that I don't want to...",Michael,FALSE
194,1,1,37,You got a fax.,Pam,FALSE
195,1,1,37,"Oh, thank you. Pam, can you come in here for a sec. Just have a seat. I was gonna call you in anyway. You know Ryan. As you know, there is going to be downsizing. And you have made my life so much easier in that I am going to have to let you go first.",Michael,FALSE
196,1,1,37,What? Why?,Pam,FALSE
197,1,1,37,"Why? Well, theft and stealing.",Michael,FALSE
198,1,1,37,Stealing? What am I supposed to have stolen?,Pam,FALSE
199,1,1,37,Post-it Notes.,Michael,FALSE
200,1,1,37,"Post-it Notes? What are those worth, 50 cents?",Pam,FALSE
201,1,1,37,"50 cents, yeah. If you steal a thousand Post-It Notes at 50 cents apiece, and you know,  you've made a profit... margin. You're gonna run us out of business, Pam.",Michael,FALSE
202,1,1,37,Are you serious?,Pam,FALSE
203,1,1,37,Yeah. I am.,Michael,FALSE
204,1,1,37,I can't believe this. I mean I have never even stolen as much as a paperclip and you're firing me.,Pam,FALSE
205,1,1,37,But the best thing about it is that we're not going to have to give you any severance pay. Because that is gross misconduct and... Just clean out your desk. I'm sorry.,Michael,FALSE
206,1,1,37,"[Pam starts crying] You been X'd punk! [Laughing] Surprise! It's a joke. We were joking around. See? OK. He was in on it. He was my accomplice. And it was kind of a morale booster thing. And we were showing the new guy around, giving him the feel of the place. So you... God, we totally got you.",Michael,FALSE
207,1,1,37,You're a jerk.,Pam,FALSE
208,1,1,37,I don't know about that.,Michael,FALSE
209,1,1,38,"What is the most important thing for a company? Is it the cash flow? Is it the inventory? Nuh-uh. It's the people. The people. My proudest moment here was not when I increased profits by 17% or when I cut expenses without losing a single employee. No, no, no, no, no. It was a young Guatemalan guy. First job in the country, barely spoke English. He came to me, and said, 'Mr. Scott, would you be the godfather of my child?' Wow. Wow. Didn't work out in the end. We had to let him go. He sucked.",Michael,FALSE
210,1,1,39,Hey.,Pam,FALSE
211,1,1,39,Hey.,Jim,FALSE
212,1,1,39,How are things?,Jim,FALSE
213,1,1,39,Good. I thought you were going out for a drink with...,Pam,FALSE
214,1,1,39,"Oh no, I just decided not to. How's your headache?",Jim,FALSE
215,1,1,39,"It's better, thanks.",Pam,FALSE
216,1,1,39,Good. Good.,Jim,FALSE
217,1,1,39,Yeah.,Pam,FALSE
218,1,1,39,That's great,Jim,FALSE
219,1,1,39,Is...?,Pam,FALSE
220,1,1,39,Yeah?,Jim,FALSE
221,1,1,39,Um... Are you...,Pam,FALSE
222,1,1,39,Am I walking out?,Jim,FALSE
223,1,1,39,Yes.,Pam,FALSE
224,1,1,39,"Yes, I... Do you want to...",Jim,FALSE
225,1,1,39,Yeah.,Pam,FALSE
226,1,1,39,Great. Let me just...,Jim,FALSE
227,1,1,39,"[Car horn honking] Oh, Roy.",Jim,FALSE
228,1,1,39,"Yeah. Listen, have a nice weekend.",Pam,FALSE
229,1,1,39,"Yeah, definitely. You too. Enjoy it. [looks at camera] You know what, just come here.",Jim,FALSE
230,1,1,40,"Dwight Schrute. My father's name, also Dwight Schrute. My grandfather's name, Dweide Schrude, Amish. That's my family. I don't know where they came, the Amish, came from originally. Uh, Amland.",Dwight,TRUE
231,1,1,40,[holding up a Dundie and pretending it is talking] Hello. I'm Michael Scott. I'm the best boss in the world.,Michael,TRUE
232,1,1,40,"My name is Jim Halpert and I am a sales rep, which is a very important job. Um, without me dozens literally dozens of small businesses would go paperless.  They would have to write on their hands, or bed sheets, or who knows you know. Total chaos, total chaos. I mean or they could get their paper somewhere else. Staples maybe. I don't know.",Jim,TRUE
233,1,1,41,"Pam! Pam-Pam! Pam has been with us for...  forever. Right, Pam?",Michael,TRUE
234,1,1,41,I guess.,Pam,TRUE
235,1,1,41,"Yeah, at one time or another every guy in the office has sprayed on Pam.",Michael,TRUE
236,1,1,41,What?,Pam,TRUE
237,1,1,41,Messages?,Michael,TRUE
238,1,1,42,"People respond to the human touch and that's what I give them. I can look at a client and I can say, 'Hello, how are you? How's business been going?' And we can go back and forth for sometime and uh, then I'll say, How much, how many reams do you want?' And they'll order it and then I'll take care of all the sales. I'll make sure that they get that paper. And they appreciate that.",Dwight,TRUE
239,1,1,43,"Ah, right here. Three Stooges. High five. [Michael and Ryan high five] Oh, Pam. It's a guy thing, Pam. [camera cuts to Pam then back to Michael] Now, who was the one before Curly?",Michael,TRUE
240,1,1,43,"Uh, Shemp.",Ryan,TRUE
241,1,1,43,Curly? Very good. Curly Joe DeRita.,Michael,TRUE
242,1,1,43,Just Curly. Joe DeRita was different.,Ryan,TRUE
243,1,1,43,"Well, comedy's kinda my thing. Watch this, here's Curly Joe. Mmm. Me, me, me, me, me, me. Me, me, me, me, me, me. Oh, I forgot. Here we go. [Yelling in cod German] I'm Hitler. Right. [Continues with cod German] Me, me, me, me, me, me. Curly Joe Hitler. [laughs]",Michael,TRUE
244,1,1,44,"All these people are walking around and they're happy and their lives are just going along, ignorance is bliss. But if they knew what was lurking on the other side of that fence that furry monster. [imitating monster] 'I'm gonna get you, downsizing.' No. They wouldn't... They'd freak. And I'm not going to play God. They look to me for support. And they look to me for guidance and leadership. And I think if I could lie to them and it serves them, then that's what I'm going to do.",Michael,TRUE
245,1,1,45,"So this is our sales staff. They are the ones who are making calls and making us lots of money. [comes to a screeching halt and laughs] This is accounting. The numbers dudes. Do not let the job description fool you, they are all completely crazy. Especially that guy, he is a mental patient. [camera zooms in on Kevin] Not literally of course, that wouldn't work. The last place you'd want somebody like that is accounting. [hides behind office plant] 'Very interesting, but stupid.' Artie Johnson. It's a crazy place.",Michael,TRUE
246,1,1,46,"My name is Angela and um, I'm in charge of the accounting department. There are three of us, Kevin and Oscar.",Angela,TRUE
247,1,1,46,"It's my job to keep the books in order. And, um, I... I'm, uh, immediately below my supervisor.",Oscar,TRUE
248,1,1,46,"Oscar, how do I describe him. He's like a stapler. Do I need a stapler? Yes. But, I'm still the one that has to push it down.",Angela,TRUE
249,1,1,46,There's a lot of anxiety. I don't want to get laid off. This place is like five minutes from my house.,Oscar,TRUE
250,1,1,46,I don't wanna be laid off. This is a good job for me. 'Cause I need my nights free. I'm in a band.,Kevin,TRUE
251,1,1,46,"Not very worried about downsizing right now. Because, uh, I think you've met Kevin and um...",Angela,TRUE
252,1,1,46,"Can I just say one thing? Um, my friend is Jewish, Art Geller. And a couple of years ago he, um, showed me how you can plant a tree in Israel, so I planted a tree. So... You know 'cause... Yeah we work in paper. Well, you know, I try to give back.",Oscar,TRUE
253,1,1,46,"I have a lot of cat figurines on my desk. I think cats, really, are old souls. And, uh, Phyllis thinks so too.",Angela,TRUE
254,1,1,47,"What you don't know... Well, it can hurt you, but if you don't know it won't hurt you. Then, you can just be happy for a little while at least.",Michael,TRUE
255,1,1,48,What's that?,Michael,TRUE
256,1,1,48,Wired.,Pam,TRUE
257,1,1,48,"Oh, John Belushi. What a crazy guy. Phew, freaked myself out this morning.",Michael,TRUE
258,1,1,48,"Oh, yeah.",Pam,TRUE
259,1,1,48,"Yeah. I thought I found a lump. I checked the, uh... I check the jewels every month. This time... You know, it's a little different. It was fine. It was fine. But freaky, man, you know. Testicular cancer, God. Cancer, whoa testicles. So... What's, um... What you eating?",Michael,TRUE
260,1,1,48,Smoked turkey.,Pam,TRUE
261,1,1,48,"Oh, place around the corner. Nice. All right. See you later.",Michael,TRUE
262,1,1,49,Do I need to speak up? [grabs boom microphone] Hello.,Michael,TRUE
263,1,1,50,[boom microphone drops into the camera shoot] Can you move it out? Can you move it? Is that all right? Can you make that work?,Documentary Crew Member,TRUE
264,1,1,50,That's fine.,Dwight,TRUE
265,1,1,50,"[new take] No, you don't even need ... That's fine. We'll keep it...",Documentary Crew Member,TRUE
266,1,1,50,I'm sorry it makes me nervous.,Dwight,TRUE
267,1,1,50,"Understood, but it is what we need to capture what you're saying as clearly as possible.",Documentary Crew Member,TRUE
268,1,1,50,"I understand. It's in a blind spot because I'm trained in several martial arts and one of them, uh, includes, uh, an awareness that the masters bring, uh, of anything on all sides of you. It could be behind you or whatever. This is directly in a blind spot, so I'm trained to respond negatively to something right above my head. [new take] This now I have an eye on. You see, it's on my periphery and if I needed to block it, attack it, stop it somehow. [does a martial arts move with his hands] I could come right out. I mean, I know you're doing your job, but... Documentary Crew Member: [talking over Dwight] It's...",Dwight,TRUE
269,1,1,50,I'm doing my job.,Dwight,TRUE
270,1,1,51,"I think better to be a happy idiot then a, um... Then someone who knows the truth.",Michael,TRUE
271,1,2,1,"Hey, uh, can I help you out in here?",Michael,FALSE
272,1,2,1,"Oh, I'm all set, thanks.",Mr. Brown,FALSE
273,1,2,1,Gotcha. Good. I'd go with the rows. That's a good idea.,Michael,FALSE
274,1,2,2,"Today is diversity day and someone's going to come in and talk to us about diversity. It's something that I've been pushing, that I've been wanting to push, for a long time and Corporate mandated it. And I never actually talked to Corporate about it. They kind of beat me to the punch, the bastards. But I was going to. And I think it's very important that we have this. I'm very, very excited.",Michael,FALSE
275,1,2,3,"That's the thing. It's very sturdy paper and on the back it says, '100% post-consumer content.' What? Hello? Uh-huh. Wait. What? I'm sorry, Mr. Decker. I think I'm losing you. [Shedder whirring] Hello? Hello? Yeah. Hold on one second. I don't know. Hold on one second.",Jim,FALSE
276,1,2,3,Do you really have to do that right now?,Jim,FALSE
277,1,2,3,Yes I do. I should have done it weeks ago actually.,Dwight,FALSE
278,1,2,3,"Mr. Decker, I'm sorry about that. What were you... Can you hold on one second? Yeah, just one second. Thanks. [Power off, silence] Hello? That's it. Perfect. So what I was saying... [Dialing tone] Hello? Thanks, Dwight.",Jim,FALSE
279,1,2,3,Retaliation. Tit for tit.,Dwight,FALSE
280,1,2,3,That is not the expression.,Jim,FALSE
281,1,2,3,"Well, it should be.",Dwight,FALSE
282,1,2,4,"This is my biggest sale of the year. They love me over there for some reason. I'm not really sure why but I make one call over there every year, just to renew their account, and that one call ends up being 25% of my commission for the whole year, so I buy a mini bottle of champagne, celebrate a little. And this year I'm pushing recycled paper on them for one percent more. I know. I'm getting cocky. Right?",Jim,FALSE
283,1,2,5,Solitaire?,Jim,FALSE
284,1,2,5,"Yeah, Freecell.",Pam,FALSE
285,1,2,5,Six on seven.,Jim,FALSE
286,1,2,5,I know. I saw that.,Pam,FALSE
287,1,2,5,"So then, why didn't you do it?",Jim,FALSE
288,1,2,5,I'm saving that 'cause I like it when the cards go T-ts-ts-tch-tch-tch.,Pam,FALSE
289,1,2,5,Who doesn't love that?,Jim,FALSE
290,1,2,6,"Hey, Oscar! How are you doing, man?",Michael,FALSE
291,1,2,6,All right.,Oscar,FALSE
292,1,2,6,Did you have a good weekend going there?,Michael,FALSE
293,1,2,6,It was fine.,Oscar,FALSE
294,1,2,6,"Oh yeah, I bet it was fun. [to Mr. Brown] Oh, hey! This is Oscar---",Michael,FALSE
295,1,2,6,Martinez.,Oscar,FALSE
296,1,2,6,"Right. See? I don't even know, first-name basis!",Michael,FALSE
297,1,2,6,Great. We're all set.,Mr. Brown,FALSE
298,1,2,6,"Oh hey, well, diversity, everybody, let's do it. Oscar works in... here. Jim, could you wrap it up, please?",Michael,FALSE
299,1,2,6,"Yeah, uh, Mr. Decker, please.",Jim,FALSE
300,1,2,6,"It's diversity day, Jim. I wish every day was diversity day.",Michael,FALSE
301,1,2,6,You know what? I'm actually going to have to call you back. Thank you. Sorry about that.,Jim,FALSE
302,1,2,7,Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Great.,Mr. Brown,FALSE
303,1,2,7,"Come on people, let's get 'em in. Get in the cards! Get in the cards!",Michael,FALSE
304,1,2,7,"Thank you. Thank you very much. OK. Thanks for filling these out and I promise this'll be quick. At Diversity Today, our philosophy is about honesty and positive expectations. We believe that 99% of the problems in the workplace arise simply out of ignorance.",Mr. Brown,FALSE
305,1,2,7,"You know what? This is a color-free-zone here. Stanley, I don't look at you as another race.",Michael,FALSE
306,1,2,7,"Uh, see this is what I'm talking about. We don't have to pretend we're color-blind.",Mr. Brown,FALSE
307,1,2,7,"Exactly, were not...",Michael,FALSE
308,1,2,7,That's fighting ignorance with more ignorance.,Mr. Brown,FALSE
309,1,2,7,With tolerance.,Michael,FALSE
310,1,2,7,No. With more ignorance.,Mr. Brown,FALSE
311,1,2,7,Ignorance.,Michael,FALSE
312,1,2,7,"Right. Exactly. Uh, instead, we need to celebrate our diversity.",Mr. Brown,FALSE
313,1,2,7,Let's celebrate.,Michael,FALSE
314,1,2,7,Right. OK.,Mr. Brown,FALSE
315,1,2,7,Celebrate good times. Come on! Let's celebrate diversity. Right?,Michael,FALSE
316,1,2,7,"Yes, exactly. Now here's what we're going to do. I've noticed that...",Mr. Brown,FALSE
317,1,2,7,You know what? Here's what we're going to do. Why don't we go around and everybody... everybody say a race that you are attracted to sexually. I will go last. Go.,Michael,FALSE
318,1,2,7,I have two. White and Indian.,Dwight,FALSE
319,1,2,7,"Actually, I'd prefer not to start that way. Michael, I would love to have your permission to run this session. Can I have your permission?",Mr. Brown,FALSE
320,1,2,7,Yes.,Michael,FALSE
321,1,2,7,Thank you very much. And it would also help me if you were seated.,Mr. Brown,FALSE
322,1,2,7,OK.,Michael,FALSE
323,1,2,7,"Thank you. OK. Now, at the start of the session, I had you all write down an incident that you found offensive in the workplace. Now, what I'm going to do is choose one and we're going to act it out.",Mr. Brown,FALSE
324,1,2,7,A few of the ground rules?,Dwight,FALSE
325,1,2,7,"Hey, hey why don't you run it by me and I'll run it by him.",Michael,FALSE
326,1,2,7,"OK, can we steer away from gay people?",Dwight,FALSE
327,1,2,7,Um...,Mr. Brown,FALSE
328,1,2,7,"I'm sorry. It's an orientation. It's not a race. Plus a lot of other races are intolerant of gays, so...paradox.",Dwight,FALSE
329,1,2,7,"Well, we only have an hour.",Mr. Brown,FALSE
330,1,2,7,I figured it would save time.,Dwight,FALSE
331,1,2,7,OK. Why don't we just defer to Mr...,Michael,FALSE
332,1,2,7,Mr. Brown.,Mr. Brown,FALSE
333,1,2,7,"Ah. Oh, right! OK. First test. I will not call you that.",Michael,FALSE
334,1,2,7,"Well, it's my name. It's not a test. OK? Um, so looking through the cards, I've noticed that many of you wrote down the same incident, which is ironic, because it's the exact incident I was brought in here to respond to. Now, how many of you are familiar with the Chris Rock routine? Very good. OK.",Mr. Brown,FALSE
335,1,2,8,"How come Chris Rock can do a routine and everybody finds it hilarious and ground-breaking and then I go and do the exact same routine, same comedic timing, and people file a complaint to Corporate? Is it because I'm white and Chris is black?",Michael,FALSE
336,1,2,9,So we're going to reenact this with a more positive outcome.,Mr. Brown,FALSE
337,1,2,9,I will play the Chris Rock guy. I would like to see someone else pull this off.,Michael,FALSE
338,1,2,9,"Well, let's have someone who wasn't involved in the reenactment.",Mr. Brown,FALSE
339,1,2,9,"OK, I will play guy listening.",Michael,FALSE
340,1,2,9,"Great. Guy listening. Ok, anyone else remember?",Mr. Brown,FALSE
341,1,2,9,I remember.,Kevin,FALSE
342,1,2,9,Great. You're the Chris Rock guy and you're guy listening.,Mr. Brown,FALSE
343,1,2,9,OK.,Michael,FALSE
344,1,2,10,Kevin is a great guy. He's a great accountant. He is not much of an entertainer.,Michael,FALSE
345,1,2,11,"Basically, there are two types of black people and black people are actually more racist because they hate the other type of black people. Every time the one type wants to have a good time, then the other type comes in and makes a real mess.",Kevin,FALSE
346,1,2,11,"OK. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. He's ruin... He's butchering it. Could you just let me... [As Chris Rock] Every time... Every time black people want to have a good time, some ignant ass... [Bleep] I take care of my kid!",Michael,FALSE
347,1,2,11,Wait a second.,Mr. Brown,FALSE
348,1,2,11,[Bleep] They always want credit for something they supPOSED to do!,Michael,FALSE
349,1,2,11,Stop it!,Mr. Brown,FALSE
350,1,2,11,[As Chris Rock] What you want a cookie?,Michael,FALSE
351,1,2,12,"Now, this is a simple acronym. HERO. Uh, at Diversity Today, we believe it is very easy to be a HERO. All you need are honesty, empathy, respect and open-mindedness.",Mr. Brown,FALSE
352,1,2,12,"Excuse me, I'm sorry, but that's not all it takes to be a hero.",Dwight,FALSE
353,1,2,12,"Oh, great. Well, what is a hero to you?",Mr. Brown,FALSE
354,1,2,12,"A hero kills people, people that wish him harm.",Dwight,FALSE
355,1,2,12,OK.,Mr. Brown,FALSE
356,1,2,12,"A hero is part-human and part-supernatural. A hero is born out of a childhood trauma, or out of a disaster that must be avenged.",Dwight,FALSE
357,1,2,12,"Ok, you're thinking of a superhero.",Mr. Brown,FALSE
358,1,2,12,We all have a hero in our heart.,Dwight,FALSE
359,1,2,12,"Now, I need you to take these forms. This kind of expresses the joint experience we had today. And I need you to look 'em over and sign them as kind of a group pledge.",Mr. Brown,FALSE
360,1,2,12,[Clears throat] I don't think I can sign this.,Michael,FALSE
361,1,2,12,I can't leave until you do.,Mr. Brown,FALSE
362,1,2,12,"Well, OK, it says here that I learned something and I knew all this stuff already, so... I know, I could sign something that says that I taught something, or that I helped you teach something, so... Pam! Where is she? Pam, could we change something on this?",Michael,FALSE
363,1,2,12,"Michael, can I talk to you candidly?",Mr. Brown,FALSE
364,1,2,12,Sure.,Michael,FALSE
365,1,2,13,We both know that I'm here because of the comments you made.,Mr. Brown,FALSE
366,1,2,13,"Here's the thing. This office, I think this is very advanced in terms of... racial awareness and it's probably more advanced than you're used to. That's probably throwing you off a little bit.",Michael,FALSE
367,1,2,13,"Um, it's not throwing me. I need your signature.",Mr. Brown,FALSE
368,1,2,13,"OK, well I know. You told me that several times.",Michael,FALSE
369,1,2,13,"Yes, but you're not listening to me. Yours is the only signature I need.",Mr. Brown,FALSE
370,1,2,13,OK.,Michael,FALSE
371,1,2,13,Those are my instructions from the Corporate offices to put you through this seminar for the comments that you made. The reason I made copies for everyone was so you wouldn't be embarrassed.,Mr. Brown,FALSE
372,1,2,13,"Well, here I am thinking that you actually cared about diversity training. And you don't.",Michael,FALSE
373,1,2,13,Don't worry about dating.,Mr. Brown,FALSE
374,1,2,13,I won't.,Michael,FALSE
375,1,2,13,OK. Thank you.,Mr. Brown,FALSE
376,1,2,13,"Yeah, yeah.",Michael,FALSE
377,1,2,14,"I regret my actions. I regret offending my coworkers. I pledge to bring my best spirit of honesty, empathy, respect and open-mindedness...' Open-mindedness, is that even a word? '...into the workplace. In this way, I can truly be a hero. Signed, Daffy Duck.' [Laughing] He's going to lose it when he reads that.",Michael,FALSE
378,1,2,15,"Yeah, hi. Is Mr. Decker around? Oh, well, could you just have him call me after lunch? Thank you.",Jim,FALSE
379,1,2,15,"I pledge to always keep an open mind and an open heart.' I do believe... in that part of the pledge I that just read. But a pledge? Come on. I mean who are we, the Girl Scouts? No. Look... the guy, 'Mr. Brown,' he got us halfway there. He got us talking. Well, no. I got us talking. He got us nothing. He insulted us and he abandoned us. You call that diversity training? I don't. Were there any connections between any of us? Did anyone look each other in the eye? Was there any emotion going on? No. Where was the heart? I didn't see any heart. Where was my Oprah moment? OK, get as much done as you can before lunch because, afterward, I'm going to have you all in tears.",Michael,FALSE
380,1,2,16,All right? Everybody pretty? Come on. Here we go. It's time. Let's do some good.,Michael,FALSE
381,1,2,16,"Hey, we're not all going to sit in a circle Indian style are we? [Laughing]",Toby,FALSE
382,1,2,16,Get out.,Michael,FALSE
383,1,2,16,I'm sorry.,Toby,FALSE
384,1,2,16,"No, this is not a joke. OK? That was offensive and lame. So double offensive. This is an environment of welcoming and you should just get the hell out of here. OK, let's go. Let's do it. Come on. Let's have some fun, everybody. Here we go. Take a seat. Cop a squat. And um... thanks for coming in. Um... Diversity... is the cornerstone of progress as I've always said. But don't take my word for it. Let's take a look at the tape.",Michael,FALSE
385,1,2,17,"[on the tape] Hi. I'm Michael Scott. I'm in charge of Dunder Mifflin Paper Products here in Scranton, Pennsylvania but I'm also the founder of Diversity Tomorrow, because today is almost over. Abraham Lincoln once said that, 'If you're a racist, I will attack you with the North.' And those are the principles that I carry with me in the workplace.",Michael,FALSE
386,1,2,18,OK. Questions? Comments? Anybody? Jim?,Michael,FALSE
387,1,2,18,": Uh, is that it?",Jim,FALSE
388,1,2,18,Yes. I only had an hour to put it together but I'm going to add on to it later on.,Michael,FALSE
389,1,2,18,It was kind of hard to hear.,Kevin,FALSE
390,1,2,18,"Uh, yes. That probably had something to do with the camera work. Anybody else? Um...",Michael,FALSE
391,1,2,18,I have a customer meeting.,Kelly,FALSE
392,1,2,18,"Yeah, well, if you leave we'll only have two left. Yes. Enjoy. Absolutely. Namaste. Ok, well since I am leading this, let's get down to business and why don't I just kind of introduce myself, OK? Um. I am Michael and I am part English, Irish, German and Scottish. Sort of a virtual United Nations. But what some of you might not know is that I am also part Native American Indian.",Michael,FALSE
393,1,2,18,What part Native American?,Oscar,FALSE
394,1,2,18,Two fifteenths.,Michael,FALSE
395,1,2,18,"Two fifteenths, that fraction doesn't make any sense.",Oscar,FALSE
396,1,2,18,"Well, you know what, it's kind of hard for me to talk about it. Their suffering. So who else? Let's get this popping. Come on. Who's going? Who's going? Let's go here. Oscar, right here. You're on.",Michael,FALSE
397,1,2,18,"OK, Michael, um... Both my parents were born in Mexico.",Oscar,FALSE
398,1,2,18,"Oh, yeah...",Michael,FALSE
399,1,2,18,"And, uh, they moved to the United Sates a year before I was born. So I grew up in the United States.",Oscar,FALSE
400,1,2,18,Wow.,Michael,FALSE
401,1,2,18,My parents were Mexican.,Oscar,FALSE
402,1,2,18,"Wow. That is... That is a great story. That's the American Dream right there, right?",Michael,FALSE
403,1,2,18,Thank... Yeah...,Oscar,FALSE
404,1,2,18,"Um, let me ask you, is there a term besides Mexican that you prefer? Something less offensive?",Michael,FALSE
405,1,2,18,Mexican isn't offensive.,Oscar,FALSE
406,1,2,18,"Well, it has certain connotations.",Michael,FALSE
407,1,2,18,Like what?,Oscar,FALSE
408,1,2,18,Like... I don't... I don't know.,Michael,FALSE
409,1,2,18,"What connotations, Michael? You meant something.",Oscar,FALSE
410,1,2,18,"No. Now, remember that honesty...",Michael,FALSE
411,1,2,18,I'm just curious.,Oscar,FALSE
412,1,2,18,"...empathy, respect... [Phone ringing] Jim! Jim!",Michael,FALSE
413,1,2,18,Hello? Hello?,Jim,FALSE
414,1,2,19,"I have something here. I want you to take a card. Put it on your fore... Don't look at the card. I want you to take the card and put it on your forehead and... Take a card, take a card, any card. Um... And I want you to treat other people like the race that is on their forehead. OK? So everybody has a different race. Nobody knows what their race is, so... I want you to really go for it, cause this is real. You know, this isn't just an exercise. This is real life. And... I have a dream that you will really let the sparks fly. Get 'er done.",Michael,FALSE
415,1,2,20,Why? Because Martin Luther King is a hero of mine. There's this great Chris Rock bit about how streets named after Martin Luther King tend to be more violent. I'm not going to do it but it's...,Michael,FALSE
416,1,2,21,Oh this is a good one.,Michael,FALSE
417,1,2,21,"Um, hi. How are you?",Pam,FALSE
418,1,2,21,Fine. How are you?,Stanley,FALSE
419,1,2,21,Great.,Pam,FALSE
420,1,2,21,Push it.,Michael,FALSE
421,1,2,21,I admire your culture's success in America.,Stanley,FALSE
422,1,2,21,Thank you.,Pam,FALSE
423,1,2,21,Good. Bom bom bom-bom bom. Come on Olympics of Suffering right here. Slavery versus the Holocaust. Come on.,Michael,FALSE
424,1,2,21,Who am I supposed to be?,Stanley,FALSE
425,1,2,21,"No, that was inadvertent. We didn't actually plan that.",Michael,FALSE
426,1,2,21,"Lots of cultures eat rice, doesn't help me.",Dwight,FALSE
427,1,2,21,Um... Shalom. I'd like to apply for a loan.,Dwight,FALSE
428,1,2,21,"That's nice, Dwight.",Pam,FALSE
429,1,2,21,"OK, do me. Something stereotypical so I can get it really quick.",Dwight,FALSE
430,1,2,21,"OK, I like your food.",Pam,FALSE
431,1,2,21,"Outback steakhouse. [Australian accent] I'm Australian, mate!",Dwight,FALSE
432,1,2,21,"Pam, come on. 'I like your food.' Come on stir the pot. Stir the melting pot, Pam! Let's do it. Let's get ugly. Let's get real.",Michael,FALSE
433,1,2,21,"OK. If I have to do this, based on stereotypes that are totally untrue, that I do not agree with, you would maybe not be  a very good driver.",Pam,FALSE
434,1,2,21,"Oh, man, am I a woman?",Dwight,FALSE
435,1,2,22,"You'll notice I didn't have anybody be an Arab. I thought that would be too explosive. No pun intended. But I just though. 'Too soon for Arabs.' Maybe next year. Um... You know, the ball's in their court.",Michael,FALSE
436,1,2,23,What are you watching?,Jim,FALSE
437,1,2,23,Chappelle's Show.,Ryan,FALSE
438,1,2,23,Really?,Jim,FALSE
439,1,2,23,I downloaded it on her computer. I hope she doesn't mind. She just had a lot of extra space.,Ryan,FALSE
440,1,2,23,No way. I think she likes this stuff.,Jim,FALSE
441,1,2,23,"Great. She's cute, huh?",Ryan,FALSE
442,1,2,23,"Yeah, you know, she's engaged, but...",Jim,FALSE
443,1,2,23,"Oh, no, the girl in the... sketch.",Ryan,FALSE
444,1,2,23,"Oh, yeah. She's hot.",Jim,FALSE
445,1,2,24,Hey.,Kevin,FALSE
446,1,2,24,Hey.,Angela,FALSE
447,1,2,24,You wanna go to the beach?,Kevin,FALSE
448,1,2,24,Sure.,Angela,FALSE
449,1,2,24,You wanna get high?,Kevin,FALSE
450,1,2,24,No.,Angela,FALSE
451,1,2,24,"I think you do, mon.",Kevin,FALSE
452,1,2,24,Stop...,Angela,FALSE
453,1,2,24,OK. All right. No. It's good. You just need to push it. You need to go a little bit further. All right. OK.,Michael,FALSE
454,1,2,25,"[Voice raised, Indian accent] Kelly, how are you?",Michael,FALSE
455,1,2,25,I just had the longest meeting.,Kelly,FALSE
456,1,2,25,"Oh! Welcome to my convenience store. Would you like some googi googi? I have some very delicious googi, googi, only 99 cents plus tax. Try my googi, googi. [Lowering voice] Try my googi, googi. [High-pitched voice] Try my googi, googi. Try my... [slap!]",Michael,FALSE
457,1,2,25,"[trying not to cry] All right! All right! Yes! That was great, she gets it! Now she knows what it's like to be a minority.",Michael,FALSE
458,1,2,26,"[on the phone] Mr. Decker, we didn't lose your sale today, did we? Excellent. OK. Let me just get your... what's that? No, we didn't close last time. I just need your... Oh. W-What code were you given? Oh, OK. That's actually another salesman here. I can redo it if you want to do that. Oh, he gave you a discount? No, I don't blame you.",Jim,FALSE
459,1,2,27,"I just hated it when that guy was in here. Mr. Brown, if that was his real name. I mean, he had never met any of us before, and here he was telling us how to do our thing. I just wanted... I just wanted to do it our way. You know? On our own. Man I should have gotten some food.",Michael,FALSE
460,1,2,27,[Itialian accent]Maybe some spagh-etti.,Kevin,FALSE
461,1,2,27,"Okay, Kevin. You can take that off that thing, OK? That would really, really have shown him up, wouldn't it? If I'd brought in some burritos or some colored greens. Or some pad Thai. I love pad Thai.",Michael,FALSE
462,1,2,27,It's collard greens.,Stanley,FALSE
463,1,2,27,What?,Michael,FALSE
464,1,2,27,It's collard greens.,Stanley,FALSE
465,1,2,27,"That doesn't really make sense. Because you don't call them collared people, that's offensive. Hmmm... OK, well, it's after five. So... Thank you very much. Buena vista Oscar. Thank you. Good job. Oh, my man. Thank you Brazil. Nice.",Michael,FALSE
466,1,2,28,"[Pam is asleep, resting her head on Jim's shoulder] Um... Hey.",Jim,FALSE
467,1,2,28,[stirs] Mmmm.,Pam,FALSE
468,1,2,28,Hey.,Jim,FALSE
469,1,2,28,Oh.,Pam,FALSE
470,1,2,28,We can go.,Jim,FALSE
471,1,2,28,Sorry.,Pam,FALSE
472,1,2,28,That's fine.,Jim,FALSE
473,1,2,29,Uh... Not a bad day.,Jim,FALSE
474,1,2,30,Thanks for filling these out. I promise this will be quick. We only have about an hour.,Mr. Brown,TRUE
475,1,2,30,Yeah. I would like to see us erase 100 years of racism in an hour.,Michael,TRUE
476,1,2,30,Does this company have 100 years to erase?,Mr. Brown,TRUE
477,1,2,30,"No, the country.",Michael,TRUE
478,1,2,30,"Oh right, more like 200 years.",Mr. Brown,TRUE
479,1,2,30,"Yeah, more like a 1,000.",Michael,TRUE
480,1,2,30,"Okay, um. Uh, I'll try to make this quick.",Mr. Brown,TRUE
481,1,2,31,"I am a salesman, okay. And I don't think we should be doing this during prime sales hours. If you can prove to me that diversity is going to help my sales, I'll go elephant running with James Earl Jones. I really will, but not on spec.",Dwight,TRUE
482,1,2,32,"HERO, at Diversity Today, we believe it is very easy to be a HERO. All you need are honesty, empathy, respect and open-mindedness.",Mr. Brown,TRUE
483,1,2,32,"I just think that HERO? It's cute, but it's... It's empty, you know? It's easy. Dwight, you know what, I came up with some terms of my own. Could you put these on the board? The first one is Inclusion, New Attitudes, Color-blind...",Michael,TRUE
484,1,2,32,"Oh, nice.",Mr. Brown,TRUE
485,1,2,32,Expectations....,Michael,TRUE
486,1,2,32,Good.,Mr. Brown,TRUE
487,1,2,32,Thank you. Sharing...,Michael,TRUE
488,1,2,32,Great.,Mr. Brown,TRUE
489,1,2,32,And tolerance.,Michael,TRUE
490,1,2,32,Beautiful.,Mr. Brown,TRUE
491,1,2,32,"Um, that spells incest.",Pam,TRUE
492,1,2,32,"Oh, my sorry. That is not appropriate.",Mr. Brown,TRUE
493,1,2,32,"Well, it's not ideal but you have to give me some credit 'cause I made it into a word.",Michael,TRUE
494,1,2,32,"Yeah, but it's not appropriate. This is not helpful as a memory aid.",Mr. Brown,TRUE
495,1,2,32,"I will give you a number of reasons why it is, actually. Okay, first, incest is bad. Racism is bad. No brainer, right? Two, incest. We're all a family, right? We're all brothers and sisters. Racial message? Um? Number three, and this is a fact. The states where they have a lot of racism are the states where they have a lot of incest. Okay? And finally...",Michael,TRUE
496,1,2,32,"Okay, Michael, I just...",Mr. Brown,TRUE
497,1,2,32,"No, no, no, no, wait. Final one, final one this is important. The more we can encourage interracial dating as a society the further away we get from incest, literally.",Michael,TRUE
498,1,2,33,"It would've been just as easy for him to spell insect. Of course, that wouldn't have made any sense either.",Pam,FALSE
499,1,2,34,Does anyone have anything else at all? Anyone besides Michael?,Mr. Brown,TRUE
500,1,2,34,I have something.,Ryan,TRUE
501,1,2,34,"Yes, please.",Mr. Brown,TRUE
502,1,2,34,"Um, well I grew up here in Scranton and when I was a kid the guy who lived next door was a former baseball player, who actually played pro ball before the leagues were integrated. And he had the most incredible stories about...",Ryan,TRUE
503,1,2,34,"Okay. I'm sorry, I'm sorry this guy's a temp and I should've told you that.",Michael,TRUE
504,1,2,34,"No, no, no, no. An outsider's perspective would probably be pretty helpful.",Mr. Brown,TRUE
505,1,2,34,"Yeah, but no, seriously. Uh, you know, he's not a member of the full staff so, uh, Ryan you wanna just step outside?",Michael,TRUE
506,1,2,34,What do you want me to do?,Ryan,TRUE
507,1,2,34,"Well, maybe you should go down to the parking lot. You know what. Yes, go down to the parking lot and check to se if any of our guests have parked in the handicapped spots. Cool? 'Cause the handicaps get a raw deal. Oh, you know what. That ties right into New Attitudes. New attitudes about handicap people. Very important.",Michael,TRUE
508,1,2,34,"I'm sorry, Michael. We're actually out of time.",Mr. Brown,TRUE
509,1,2,35,"Yeah, um, there's good things about Michael. He uh, uh... Yeah, definitely. Um...",Pam,FALSE
510,1,2,36,"In this way, I can truly be a hero. Signed, Daffy Duck.' [laughing] He's going to lose it when he reads that. Doh! Hogan! Not again, Hogan! Get Col. Burkhalter on the phone! [laughing] I'm kind of a Hogan around here. And kind of, Jan is kind of Col. Burkhalter, then Dwight is Schultz. But, it's... Oh, God. We have fun. We have fun. 'Cause he's gonna be pissed. [making voice] No doubt about it.",Michael,TRUE
511,1,2,37,What you doing?,Dwight,TRUE
512,1,2,37,Freecell.,Jim,TRUE
513,1,2,37,Solitaire is a one-player game. It can't have two players.,Dwight,TRUE
514,1,2,37,"Well, I mean.",Jim,TRUE
515,1,2,37,What's your win rate?,Dwight,TRUE
516,1,2,37,Seventy-six percent. What's yours?,Pam,TRUE
517,1,2,37,You're not allowed to play two-player. You need to start over.,Dwight,TRUE
518,1,2,37,You're doing fine.,Pam,TRUE
519,1,2,38,Are we going?  [Dwight puts four fingers in front of the camera to start a countdown] Don't do that. Just say action when we're ready.,Michael,TRUE
520,1,2,38,"Dunder Mifflin, Michael Scott, Diversity Tomorrow, take four. And action.",Dwight,TRUE
521,1,2,38,"[mumbling] Should I... turn, no. Do it again.",Michael,TRUE
522,1,2,38,"Diversity Tomorrow, take five. Action.",Dwight,TRUE
523,1,2,38,"Hi. I'm Michael Scott. I'm in charge of Dunder Mifflin Paper Products here in Scranton, Pennsylvania but I'm also the founder of Diversity Tomorrow, because today is almost over. Abraham Lincoln once said that, 'If you're a racist, I will attack you with the North.' And those are the principles... Damn it. Okay, sorry. Don't laugh; please don't laugh this time Dwight. You're... it's, it's bugging me. Let me give myself a countdown, ready? Three, two, one.",Michael,TRUE
524,1,2,38,Take six.,Dwight,TRUE
525,1,2,38,"Just let me do it! God! Three, two, one. Hi. I'm Michael Scott. I'm in charge of Dunder Mifflin Paper Products here in Scranton... Keep the camera steady please! People are gonna get sea sick watching this. Ready? Three, two, one.",Michael,TRUE
526,1,2,38,Action.,Dwight,TRUE
527,1,2,38,"Don't. Please don't say anything. [sighs] Oh, God.",Michael,TRUE
528,1,2,38,"And action... Lights, camera, action. Whenever you're ready.",Dwight,TRUE
529,1,2,38,"Could I count myself down please, Dwight. Three, two, one. Hi. I'm Michael Scott. I'm in charge of Dunder Mifflin Paper Products here in Scranton, Pennsylvania but I'm also the founder of Diversity Tomorrow, because today is almost over. Abraham Lincoln once said that, 'If you're a racist, I will attack you with the North.' And those are the principles that I carry with me in the workplace.",Michael,TRUE
530,1,2,38,Cut.,Dwight,TRUE
531,1,2,39,[wandering around the room during his diversity exercise] I want you to push it. I want you to push 'cause breakthroughs are right around the corner. Something's going to pop here. Something's going to pop between a party. Feel what it's like to be in someone else's skin. What does it feel like to be a different race? It feels pretty bad doesn't it. So let that come out.,Michael,TRUE
532,1,2,40,"Yeah, I marched on Washington back in the day. I went to the Washington Monument and the Lincoln Memorial, U.S. Mint, congressman talked to our class. It was pretty cool.",Michael,TRUE
533,1,2,41,Talk like you're talking to that race. I have a feeling that this could get kind of volatile. So keep it going. [camera shows Devon sitting outside with West Nile],Michael,FALSE
534,1,2,42,"Um, what's going on here?",Jim,TRUE
535,1,2,42,People treat us like the race on our forehead. And then we guess what race we are.,Pam,TRUE
536,1,2,42,"Ah, good. Good luck. Doing good. [goes to the index cards and writes another race down]",Jim,TRUE
537,1,2,42,"Oh, man, am I a woman?",Dwight,TRUE
538,1,2,42,"Yes, yes.",Jim,TRUE
539,1,2,42,God!,Dwight,TRUE
540,1,2,42,How embarrassing is it? That's not fair. Here...,Jim,TRUE
541,1,2,42,It's not fair.,Dwight,TRUE
542,1,2,42,Try this. [takes Dwight's 'Asian' race and switches it with the one he wrote],Jim,TRUE
543,1,2,42,Thank you. Thank you very much.,Dwight,TRUE
544,1,2,42,Go get 'em.,Jim,TRUE
545,1,2,42,"Good. [clears throat] So, am I a hunter gather culture?",Dwight,TRUE
546,1,2,42,No.,Pam,TRUE
547,1,2,42,Do I live near a harbor or an ocean?,Dwight,TRUE
548,1,2,42,No.,Pam,TRUE
549,1,2,42,"No, I'm an inland. Am I a mountainous?",Dwight,TRUE
550,1,2,42,No.,Pam,TRUE
551,1,2,42,Am I nomadic?,Dwight,TRUE
552,1,2,42,No.,Pam,TRUE
553,1,2,42,"Okay, okay, okay, okay. I think I got this. Um, I am treated in a foreign way with a great deal of prejudice. Am I one of those tribes in Africa? The piggies, or whatever?",Dwight,TRUE
554,1,2,42,No.,Pam,TRUE
555,1,2,42,"No. But I am, I am human, right? [Pam hesitates]",Dwight,TRUE
556,1,2,43,[Dwight's new race is 'Dwight'] I could be French.,Dwight,FALSE
557,1,2,44,"[takes his 'Dwight' race off his forehead] Damn it, Jim! That's not funny, Jim!",Dwight,FALSE
558,1,2,44,"Oh, okay. Here we go, breakthrough radar. What happened? What happened here?",Michael,FALSE
559,1,2,44,It didn't have anything to do with race.,Pam,FALSE
560,1,2,44,"Okay, all right. Let's keep on track. Keep on point. Let's do it.",Michael,FALSE
561,1,2,45,One time we had an ethnic festival in Scranton. One time.,Pam,TRUE
562,1,2,46,"Try my googi, googi. [Lowering voice] Try my googi, googi. [High-pitched voice] Try my googi, googi. Try my... [Kelly slaps Michael] All right! All right! Yes! That was great, she gets it! Kelly thank you. [claps] She's not here, but she gets it. That's what we have been looking for. The whole time. [trying not to cry] Oh, man. This is what I thrive on. You know? It's like Don Rickles on acid, man. Right?",Michael,FALSE
563,1,2,46,"Um, why did she slap Martin Luther King?",Jim,FALSE
564,1,2,46,"What, huh?",Michael,FALSE
565,1,2,46,What card was she?,Pam,FALSE
566,1,2,46,I think she wasn't wearing a card.,Jim,FALSE
567,1,2,46,It's good. This is good. We got it happening now. All right? Let's keep it rolling. Let's round it up.,Michael,FALSE
568,1,3,1,Pam. Pamela. Pam-elama-ding-dong. Making copies.,Michael,FALSE
569,1,3,1,I'm not making any copies.,Pam,FALSE
570,1,3,1,"Let's go. Messages. Stat. Lots to do, lots to do. Information superhighway.",Michael,FALSE
571,1,3,1,Nothing new.,Pam,FALSE
572,1,3,1,Lay them on me. What?,Michael,FALSE
573,1,3,1,There's nothing new.,Pam,FALSE
574,1,3,1,That's not what you said earlier.,Michael,FALSE
575,1,3,1,"Oh, do you want me to repeat the messages that I gave you before for the... [nods toward camera]",Pam,FALSE
576,1,3,2,"The most sacred thing I do is care and provide for my workers, my family. I give them money. I give them food. Not directly, but through the money. I heal them. Today, I am in charge of picking a great new health care plan. Right? That's what this is all about. Does that make me their doctor? Um... Yes, in a way. Yeah, like a specialist.",Michael,FALSE
577,1,3,3,"So, which health plan have you decided on?",Jan,FALSE
578,1,3,3,"I am going to go with the best, Jan. I am going to go with the one with the acupuncture, therapeutic massage, you know, the works.",Michael,FALSE
579,1,3,3,"Wait, acupuncture? None of the plans have acupuncture. Have you looked at them closely Michael?",Jan,FALSE
580,1,3,3,I think it was you who didn't look closely enough at the Gold Plan.,Michael,FALSE
581,1,3,3,The Gold Plan? I'm not even on that plan.,Jan,FALSE
582,1,3,3,"Well, I'd recommend it. It's very good.",Michael,FALSE
583,1,3,3,Michael.,Jan,FALSE
584,1,3,3,You gotta crack these things open.,Michael,FALSE
585,1,3,3,"You know the whole reason that we're doing this, is to save money. So you just need to pick a provider and choose the cheapest plan.",Jan,FALSE
586,1,3,3,"Well, that is kind of a tough assignment. Um... It won't be popular decision around the old orifice.",Michael,FALSE
587,1,3,3,It's your job. So...,Jan,FALSE
588,1,3,3,"Well, it's a suicide mission, you know.",Michael,FALSE
589,1,3,3,Michael... maybe... I mean...,Jan,FALSE
590,1,3,3,"There, there...",Michael,FALSE
591,1,3,3,"Sometimes a manager, like yourself, has to deliver the bad news to the employees. I do it all the time.",Jan,FALSE
592,1,3,3,[scoffs] When have you ever done that?,Michael,FALSE
593,1,3,3,I'm doing it right now. To you.,Jan,FALSE
594,1,3,4,"Last night on Trading Spouses, there's... have you seen it?",Jim,FALSE
595,1,3,4,No. I have a life.,Pam,FALSE
596,1,3,4,"Interesting, what's that like?",Jim,FALSE
597,1,3,4,You should try it sometime.,Pam,FALSE
598,1,3,4,Wow. But then who would watch my TV? That is...,Jim,FALSE
599,1,3,4,[laughs]... your problem.,Pam,FALSE
600,1,3,4,Jimbo! Ha haaaaa. Ah.,Michael,FALSE
601,1,3,5,"There's a decision that needs to be made, and I'm having an unbelievably a busy day. So I'm going to let you pick a health care plan for our office and then explain it to your co-workers.",Michael,FALSE
602,1,3,5,Gosh.,Jim,FALSE
603,1,3,5,Yeah!,Michael,FALSE
604,1,3,5,That is a great offer. Thank you. I really think I should be concentrating on sales.,Jim,FALSE
605,1,3,5,Really?,Michael,FALSE
606,1,3,5,"Yeah. I just don't think this is the kind of task, that I... am going to do. You know who would be great for this?",Jim,FALSE
607,1,3,6,"Any time Michael asks me to do anything, I just tell him that Dwight should do it.",Jim,FALSE
608,1,3,7,Yes. I can do it. I'm your man.,Dwight,FALSE
609,1,3,8,"Right now, this is just a job. If I advance any higher in this company then this would be my career. And uh, well, if this were my career, I'd have to throw myself in front of a train.",Jim,FALSE
610,1,3,9,"OK, first, let's go over some parameters. How many people can I fire?",Dwight,FALSE
611,1,3,9,"Ah, none. You're picking a health care plan.",Michael,FALSE
612,1,3,9,"OK, we'll table that for the time being. Two, I'll need an office. I think the conference room should be fine.",Dwight,FALSE
613,1,3,9,You can use the conference room as a temporary workspace.,Michael,FALSE
614,1,3,9,"[to self] Yes, I have an office. [to camera] Bigger than his.",Dwight,FALSE
615,1,3,9,"Nope, you cannot use it.",Michael,FALSE
616,1,3,9,"OK, I take it back, it's a workspace.",Dwight,FALSE
617,1,3,9,Temporary workspace. You can use it.,Michael,FALSE
618,1,3,9,Thank you.,Dwight,FALSE
619,1,3,10,"If Dwight fails, then that is strike two, and good for me for, ah, for giving him a second chance. And if he succeeds, then, you know, no one will be prouder than I am. I groomed him. I made him what he is today. Unless he fails, and we've talked about that already.",Michael,FALSE
620,1,3,11,What did I do? I did my job. I slashed benefits to the bone. I saved this company money. Was I too harsh? Maybe. I don't believe in coddling people.,Dwight,FALSE
621,1,3,11,"In the wild, there is no health care. In the wild, health care is, 'Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me and I'm dead.' Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion. You're dead.",Dwight,FALSE
622,1,3,12,"There's no dental, there's no vision, there's a $1,200 deductible.",Stanley,FALSE
623,1,3,13,"Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.",Pam,FALSE
624,1,3,13,"[on phone] Pam, Michael Scott. How's tricks?",Michael,FALSE
625,1,3,13,Where are you?,Pam,FALSE
626,1,3,13,"Oh, I am in my office. I am swamped. I have work up to my ears I'm busy, busy, busy. Can't step away. I just wanted to check in and see how everybody's doing. Everybody cool out there?",Michael,FALSE
627,1,3,13,"Actually, people are really unhappy. Um, Dwight sent around this memo and people are freaking out 'cause the...",Pam,FALSE
628,1,3,13,"Pam! Whoa, whoa, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I, I, I, I gotta go. I'm getting a call.",Michael,FALSE
629,1,3,13,No you're not.,Pam,FALSE
630,1,3,13,"I have to make a call after I finish... my work. You know what? Uh, just don't let anybody in my office under any conditions today. I'm just too busy. Too swamped, you know? I am unreachable. I am incommunicado, capisce?",Michael,FALSE
631,1,3,13,OK.,Pam,FALSE
632,1,3,13,"Thank you, Oh, gah, here we go again. Gotta go, I have to take this.",Michael,FALSE
633,1,3,13,Still no one calling.,Pam,FALSE
634,1,3,14,"Dwight, what...",Pam,FALSE
635,1,3,14,"Uh, knock, please. Please knock. This is an office.",Dwight,FALSE
636,1,3,14,It says 'workspace'.,Jim,FALSE
637,1,3,14,Same thing.,Dwight,FALSE
638,1,3,14,"If it's the same thing, then why did you write 'workspace'?",Jim,FALSE
639,1,3,14,"Just knock, Please? As a sign of respect for your superior.",Dwight,FALSE
640,1,3,14,You are not my superior.,Jim,FALSE
641,1,3,14,"Oh gee, then why do I have an office?",Dwight,FALSE
642,1,3,14,I thought it was a workspace?,Jim,FALSE
643,1,3,14,OK. Dwight. Are you really in charge of picking the health care plan?,Pam,FALSE
644,1,3,14,Yes. And my decision in final.,Dwight,FALSE
645,1,3,14,This is a ridiculously awful plan. Because you cut everything.,Pam,FALSE
646,1,3,14,"Aww, times are tough, Pam. Deal with it.",Dwight,FALSE
647,1,3,14,"You cut more than you had to, didn't you?",Jim,FALSE
648,1,3,14,Sure.,Dwight,FALSE
649,1,3,14,"Well, why did you do that? You work here, don't you want good insurance?",Jim,FALSE
650,1,3,14,Don't need it. Never been sick. Perfect immune system.,Dwight,FALSE
651,1,3,14,"OK, well, if you've never been sick, then you don't have any antibodies.",Jim,FALSE
652,1,3,14,"I don't need them. Superior genes. I'm a Schrute. And superior brain power. Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.",Dwight,FALSE
653,1,3,14,Why would you want to raise your cholesterol?,Pam,FALSE
654,1,3,14,So I can lower it.,Dwight,FALSE
655,1,3,15,He literally won't come out of his office.,Oscar,FALSE
656,1,3,15,He's got to come out sometime. To go to the bathroom.,Kevin,FALSE
657,1,3,15,Kevin! That's inappropriate.,Angela,FALSE
658,1,3,16,"Michael, can I talk to you?",Oscar,FALSE
659,1,3,16,"Ah, uh, I would love to, but I am really busy. Rain check?",Michael,FALSE
660,1,3,16,"Michael. Michael, please, can we talk to you about this memo?",Meredith,FALSE
661,1,3,16,"Ah, what? Which memo?",Michael,FALSE
662,1,3,16,Dwight's health care memo. I told you about it.,Pam,FALSE
663,1,3,16,Is it a good plan?,Michael,FALSE
664,1,3,16,It's a great plan. It saves the company a fortune.,Dwight,FALSE
665,1,3,16,It's like a pay decrease.,Oscar,FALSE
666,1,3,16,"Michael, he made huge cuts.",Pam,FALSE
667,1,3,16,"Cuts? What? Wow, Dwight, did you make cuts?",Michael,FALSE
668,1,3,16,"Yeah, you said...",Dwight,FALSE
669,1,3,16,"No, no , no, you know what? I said nothing specific because I was so busy. Why don't you go in there and find these people a plan that will work for them? OK?",Michael,FALSE
670,1,3,16,I can handle that.,Dwight,FALSE
671,1,3,16,"OK? All right. Do we feel good? All right. Good. Plus, there's some other good news. Today, at the end of the day, I will have, for all of you, a big surprise. OK? So hang in there, and I will see you at the end of the day. Right?",Michael,FALSE
672,1,3,17,This is not good.,Oscar,FALSE
673,1,3,17,It's ridiculous. Did you talk to him?,Angela,FALSE
674,1,3,17,What was that?,Oscar,FALSE
675,1,3,17,You let him walk all over you. It's just pathetic.,Angela,FALSE
676,1,3,17,What are you guys talking about?,Kevin,FALSE
677,1,3,17,"Nothing, Kevin.",Angela,FALSE
678,1,3,18,"Do I know what the surprise is? Hell no! It doesn't matter. The point is, they're not unhappy anymore. They're out there thinking, 'Wow, my boss really cares about me. He has a surprise. He's cool. I... what a great guy. I love him. I...",Michael,FALSE
679,1,3,19,"OK, everyone. Gather round. Step forward. It has been brought to my attention that some of you are unhappy with my plan. So what I'd like you to do is to fill this out and write down any diseases you have that you might want covered and I'll see what I can do.",Dwight,FALSE
680,1,3,19,"OK, you know what Dwight? We can't write our diseases down for you because that's confidential.",Jim,FALSE
681,1,3,19,"OK, well, I didn't say to write your name down, did I? Fill it out, leave it anonymous. Or, don't write any disease down at all and it won't be covered. Sound fair? Good. I'll be in my office.",Dwight,FALSE
682,1,3,19,Workspace.,Jim,FALSE
683,1,3,20,You know what? Come with me. We are going on a little mission. Operation Surprise.,Michael,FALSE
684,1,3,20,Where are you going?,Pam,FALSE
685,1,3,20,"Um, headed out. Part of my busy day, you know. Meetings. [Giggles] Couldn't find the knob.",Michael,FALSE
686,1,3,21,"So, basically, I want to do something nice for my employees. Atlantic City, OK? They have this thing where they send a bus, right, for free. Picks everybody up, you head down there, get to the hotel, room is comped, they give you a pile of chips, and your food, everything just kind of all-inclusive, free kind of weekend.",Michael,FALSE
687,1,3,21,"I don't know of anything like that, but, um, you know what you might want to do, is just call those casinos directly. Um, maybe?",Travel Agent,FALSE
688,1,3,21,"Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did, so...",Michael,FALSE
689,1,3,22,Wait. What are you writing? Don't write Ebola or mad cow disease. Right? 'Cause I'm suffering from both.,Jim,FALSE
690,1,3,22,I'm inventing new diseases.,Pam,FALSE
691,1,3,22,"Oh, great.",Jim,FALSE
692,1,3,22,"So, let's say my teeth turn to liquid and then, they drip down the back of my throat. What would you call that?",Pam,FALSE
693,1,3,22,I thought you said you were inventing diseases? That's spontaneous dental hydroplosion.,Jim,FALSE
694,1,3,22,Nice.,Pam,FALSE
695,1,3,22,Thank you.,Jim,FALSE
696,1,3,23,"[on his cell phone] Calling you to ask you a little favoroonie my friend. Um, trying to give the troops around here a little bit of a boost. And I was thinking that maybe we could take them down to take a spin on your big ride.",Michael,FALSE
697,1,3,23,You mean the elevator that takes you down into the mineshaft? It's not really a ride.,Man on Phone,FALSE
698,1,3,23,Its says here that it's a 300ft drop.,Michael,FALSE
699,1,3,23,"It goes 300 feet into the earth, but it moves really slowly.",Man on Phone,FALSE
700,1,3,23,So it's not a free fall?,Michael,FALSE
701,1,3,23,It's an industrial coal elevator.,Man on Phone,FALSE
702,1,3,23,"Uh, all right. Well, once you get down into the mine, what... you got laser tag or something?",Michael,FALSE
703,1,3,24,"OK, so I don't know what the surprise is. Am I worried? No. No way. See, I thrive on this. This is my world. This is improv. This is Whose Line is it Anyway?",Michael,FALSE
704,1,3,25,Damnit! Damnit Jim!,Dwight,FALSE
705,1,3,25,"All right, who did this? I'm not mad. I just want to know who did it so I can punish them.",Dwight,FALSE
706,1,3,25,What are you talking about?,Jim,FALSE
707,1,3,25,"Uh, someone forged, uh, medical information and that is a felony.",Dwight,FALSE
708,1,3,25,"OK, whoa. 'Cause that is a pretty intense accusation. How do you know that they're fake?",Jim,FALSE
709,1,3,25,"Uh, leprosy? Flesh eating bacteria. Hot-dog fingers. Government-created killer nanorobot infection.",Dwight,FALSE
710,1,3,25,"You did this, didn't you?",Dwight,FALSE
711,1,3,25,Absolutely not.,Jim,FALSE
712,1,3,25,Yes you did.,Dwight,FALSE
713,1,3,25,No I didn't.,Jim,FALSE
714,1,3,25,"I know it was you. Fine. You know what? I'll have to interview each and every one of you until the perpetrator makes him or herself known. And until that time, there will be no health care coverage for any one!",Dwight,FALSE
715,1,3,26,Killer nanorobots?,Jim,FALSE
716,1,3,26,It's an epidemic.,Pam,FALSE
717,1,3,27,"The problem, Jim, is that people who are really suffering from a medical condition won't receive the care they need, because someone in this office is coming up with all this ridiculous stuff. [reads off of paper] 'Count Choculitis'",Dwight,FALSE
718,1,3,27,Sounds tough.,Jim,FALSE
719,1,3,27,Why did you write that down Jim? Is it because you know I love Count Chocula?,Dwight,FALSE
720,1,3,27,Do you?,Jim,FALSE
721,1,3,27,I think you need to confess...,Dwight,FALSE
722,1,3,27,Mmm hmm.,Jim,FALSE
723,1,3,27,...the fact...,Dwight,FALSE
724,1,3,27,Yep.,Jim,FALSE
725,1,3,27,What are you doing? Those are my keys.,Dwight,FALSE
726,1,3,27,Good luck. [closes door and locks it],Jim,FALSE
727,1,3,27,"Jim! Damnit! No! Jim! Let me out! Jim! Let... [Without looking, Jim throws his keys to his left, they land on a shelf next to Stanley]",Dwight,FALSE
728,1,3,27,"[looks at keys, continues talking on phone] ...the light green or green...",Stanley,FALSE
729,1,3,28,[answering phone] Jim Halpert.,Jim,FALSE
730,1,3,28,Let me out.,Dwight,FALSE
731,1,3,28,Who is this?,Jim,FALSE
732,1,3,28,Let me out or you're fired.,Dwight,FALSE
733,1,3,28,"No, you can't fire me.",Jim,FALSE
734,1,3,28,Yes I can. I'm manager for the day. Clean out your desk.,Dwight,FALSE
735,1,3,28,"OK, can you hold on? I'm getting the, ah, beep. [presses button on phone]] Jim Halpert.",Jim,FALSE
736,1,3,28,"[on phone] Hey, Jim. It's Pam.",Pam,FALSE
737,1,3,28,Hey Pam! How are you?,Jim,FALSE
738,1,3,28,Jim! Open the door!,Dwight,FALSE
739,1,3,28,"Good, how are you? Busy?",Pam,FALSE
740,1,3,28,I'm doing OK. Getting excited for the weekend though. What are you up to?,Jim,FALSE
741,1,3,28,Jim!,Dwight,FALSE
742,1,3,28,"Um, I'm not bothering you, am I?",Pam,FALSE
743,1,3,28,"No, not at all.",Jim,FALSE
744,1,3,28,You don't have anything you're doing?,Pam,FALSE
745,1,3,28,I have nothing to do.,Jim,FALSE
746,1,3,28,Jim!,Dwight,FALSE
747,1,3,28,"Oh great. Um, no, this weekend? Nothing. I'm not really doing anything.",Pam,FALSE
748,1,3,28,Jim!,Dwight,FALSE
749,1,3,28,Oh yeah?,Jim,FALSE
750,1,3,28,I might go to the mall.,Pam,FALSE
751,1,3,28,The mall?,Jim,FALSE
752,1,3,28,Jim!,Dwight,FALSE
753,1,3,28,I need new shoes.,Pam,FALSE
754,1,3,28,"Oh, interesting, what kind of shoes?",Jim,FALSE
755,1,3,29,Hello?,Jan,FALSE
756,1,3,29,"Uh, hello. Uh, this is Dwight Schrute calling for Jan Levenson-Gould.",Dwight,FALSE
757,1,3,29,This is Jan.,Jan,FALSE
758,1,3,29,"Hi. Dwight Schrute calling, acting manager, Scranton branch. Listen, I needed your permission to fire Jim Halpert.",Dwight,FALSE
759,1,3,29,Who is this?,Jan,FALSE
760,1,3,29,Dwight Schrute.,Dwight,FALSE
761,1,3,29,From sales?,Jan,FALSE
762,1,3,29,Well...,Dwight,FALSE
763,1,3,29,Where's Michael Scott?,Jan,FALSE
764,1,3,29,He is not here right now. He put me in charge of the office.,Dwight,FALSE
765,1,3,29,"Dwight, listen to me very carefully. You are not a manager of anything. Understand?",Jan,FALSE
766,1,3,29,"That's not entirely true, because he put me in charge of picking the health care plan.",Dwight,FALSE
767,1,3,29,Really?,Jan,FALSE
768,1,3,29,Yeah.,Dwight,FALSE
769,1,3,29,"OK, when Michael gets back, you tell him to call me immediately.",Jan,FALSE
770,1,3,29,"Call you immediately. Good. Oh, hey, listen, um, since I have you on the phone, um, can I fire Jim?",Dwight,FALSE
771,1,3,29,No. Please don't use my cell phone ever again.,Jan,FALSE
772,1,3,29,"Oh, this is your cell, I thought this was your... [dial tone]",Dwight,FALSE
773,1,3,30,"Hey, hey, everybody, Ice-cream sandwiches! Aaaahh! [laughs] Here you go. Take one, take one. It's all good. Phyllis, think fast. Ya-bome! Oh, oh, I see Angela. Angela? Right? Waaaaah! Oh, hey temp. Why don't you take two? Because you don't get health care. And uh, faster metabolism.",Michael,FALSE
774,1,3,30,Did you get the kind with the cookies? Instead of the...,Ryan,FALSE
775,1,3,30,"Why don't you just eat it, OK? And here you go, Stanley the manly.",Michael,FALSE
776,1,3,30,"Oh, thanks.",Stanley,FALSE
777,1,3,30,There you go.,Michael,FALSE
778,1,3,30,"This isn't the big surprise, is it? Because we've been having a pretty horrible day.",Stanley,FALSE
779,1,3,30,"Uh, nope. Nope. This isn't the surprise. It's surprising, um... because you didn't expect it. But you will... you'll know it when you see it.",Michael,FALSE
780,1,3,30,Michael. Michael?,Dwight,FALSE
781,1,3,30,"[under his breath] Oh, Christ.",Michael,FALSE
782,1,3,31,"I tried being rational, OK? And what happened? The employees went crazy, I got no help from corporate. That leaves me with no options.",Dwight,FALSE
783,1,3,32,"I'm now going to read out loud your submitted medical conditions. When you hear yours read, please raise your hand to indicate that it is real. If you do not raise your hand, it will not be covered.",Dwight,FALSE
784,1,3,32,What about confidentiality?,Stanley,FALSE
785,1,3,32,"You know what? You have forfeited that privilege. I have tried to treat you all as adults, but obviously I am the only adult here. Number one, inverted penis.",Dwight,FALSE
786,1,3,32,"Could you mean vagina? Because if you do, I want that covered.",Meredith,FALSE
787,1,3,32,I thought your vagina was removed during your hysterectomy?,Dwight,FALSE
788,1,3,32,A uterus is different from a vagina. I still have a vagina.,Meredith,FALSE
789,1,3,33,"OK, great. Dermatitis. Thank you Angela. I'll make sure that's covered. OK, now. Who wrote this, hysterical one? Anal fissures?",Dwight,FALSE
790,1,3,33,That's a real thing.,Kevin,FALSE
791,1,3,33,"Yeah, but no one here has it.",Dwight,FALSE
792,1,3,33,Someone has it.,Kevin,FALSE
793,1,3,34,Do you think we should go ?,Kevin,FALSE
794,1,3,34,"I don't know, Kevin. This is important. I don't want... [spots Michael through the blinds] There he is.",Oscar,FALSE
795,1,3,34,What is he doing?,Kevin,FALSE
796,1,3,34,I don't know.,Oscar,FALSE
797,1,3,35,Well?,Oscar,FALSE
798,1,3,35,"Well, what? You could be referring to anything.",Michael,FALSE
799,1,3,35,"OK, the health care plan.",Oscar,FALSE
800,1,3,35,Why did you put Dwight in charge of that? He did a horrible job.,Pam,FALSE
801,1,3,35,"Uh, Dwight? Did you raise benefits?",Michael,FALSE
802,1,3,35,I most certainly did not.,Dwight,FALSE
803,1,3,35,"Oh come on! That's horrible! Aaah... Thanks, Dwight, for a crappy plan. Ah, Damn! Oh, mmm, I wish I had time to change it, but Jan needs it by five, and... what time is it, what time is it? [looks at watch] Ah, it's after five. Oh, oh it's awful. So, well, OK. See you guys on Monday.",Michael,FALSE
804,1,3,35,What about the surprise?,Angela,FALSE
805,1,3,35,"Oh... Yes. Exactly. Thank you Angela, for reminding me. Terrific. Um, before I tell everybody what the big surprise is, would you like to tell me what you think the big surprise is?",Michael,FALSE
806,1,3,35,We all think you don't have a surprise.,Stanley,FALSE
807,1,3,35,"All right, I have some news for you. There is a big surprise. And... here it is. Here we go. And the big surprise is... Brrrrrrrr! Drum roll... Brrrrrrrr! Brrrrrrrr!",Michael,FALSE
808,1,3,36,"When I am backed into a corner, that is when I come alive. See I learned improve from the greats, like, um, Drew Carey and Ryan Stiles.",Michael,FALSE
809,1,3,37,"[clapping hands] God, yeah... Ah! This...",Michael,FALSE
810,1,3,38,"Robin Williams. Oh, man, would I love to go head-to-head with him. Oh! That would be exciting. [as Robin Williams] 'Hi. I'm Mork from Ork.' Well, I'm Bork from Spork. Nanoo, nanoo. Jibelee, baloobaloo.",Michael,FALSE
811,1,3,39,"Oh, um... Jan wants you to call her.",Dwight,FALSE
812,1,3,40,"[heated discussion in the 'Dwight Schrute Workspace', door opens] I did not dismiss you.",Dwight,TRUE
813,1,3,40,"Well, you have no right to ask those questions.",Oscar,TRUE
814,1,3,40,You came into my office voluntarily.,Dwight,TRUE
815,1,3,40,Because I don't want my benefits slashed.,Oscar,TRUE
816,1,3,40,"Well, maybe they won't get slashed if you answer all my questions.",Dwight,TRUE
817,1,3,40,I'm reporting you.,Oscar,TRUE
818,1,3,41,"You know when ever a worker is promoted above their peers there's always going to be a little bit of jealousy. Uh, it's natural. And that's going to lead to goofing off and that's okay that's fine. As long as they are willing to suffer the consequences.",Dwight,TRUE
819,1,3,42,Michael I need to talk to you.,Oscar,TRUE
820,1,3,42,"Sorry, too busy can't even come to the door.",Michael,TRUE
821,1,3,42,[opens door] Michael.,Oscar,TRUE
822,1,3,42,"Yeah, no... [hurries to get up from chair]",Michael,TRUE
823,1,3,42,"Michael, Michael I... [blinds rustle] ... inside.",Oscar,TRUE
824,1,3,42,"You know what. I, um, I'm out the door. I'm going to a meeting. Pam, I'm headed out to another meeting. So see you later. Uh, here we go.",Michael,TRUE
825,1,3,43,We stole Dwight's trashcan and she found some of his early attempts at his sign.,Pam,TRUE
826,1,3,43,"Okay, here's uh, this is very simple. 'Dwight's Workspace,' nice.",Jim,TRUE
827,1,3,43,Mmm hmm.,Pam,TRUE
828,1,3,43,"Um, this one interesting the power comes from the font in this one. 'Schrute Space,' very medieval, very England. Um, this one's forceful, this one's very Dwight. 'Quiet! Dwight Schrute Working,' it's good.",Jim,TRUE
829,1,3,43,Mmm hmm.,Pam,TRUE
830,1,3,43,"I really heard him on that. This one's interesting I'm not really sure what he meant by this. Um, 'Dwight Schrute Privates.' Tough to say.",Jim,TRUE
831,1,3,43,Yeah.,Pam,TRUE
832,1,3,44,"Okay, you know what, Dwight. What if you got a really serious disease like Ebola.",Jim,TRUE
833,1,3,44,"Psssh, no.",Dwight,TRUE
834,1,3,44,"Well, it could happen. Have you ever seen the movie Outbreak?",Jim,TRUE
835,1,3,44,"Yeah. Well, have you ever seen the movie Unbreakable? 'Cause that guy couldn't get sick, just like me.",Dwight,TRUE
836,1,3,44,Okay. Have you ever seen the movie Sixth Sense? Maybe you are already dead.,Jim,TRUE
837,1,3,44,Unlikely.,Dwight,TRUE
838,1,3,45,You promise these are confidential?,Pam,TRUE
839,1,3,45,100%.,Dwight,TRUE
840,1,3,45,Did you just mark on that?,Pam,TRUE
841,1,3,45,"I don't think so, no.",Dwight,TRUE
842,1,3,45,You made a 'P.',Pam,TRUE
843,1,3,45,"Wrong. [walks away] Thank you Jim. Kevin. Stanley. [whispering] Pam, Jim, Kevin, Stanley. Pam, Jim, Kevin, Stanley. You finished?",Dwight,TRUE
844,1,3,45,"Oh, yeah. Here's the rest of them.",Oscar,TRUE
845,1,3,45,That was... unauthorized.,Dwight,TRUE
846,1,3,46,"Well, it is time to call in a little favor. A buddy of mine runs this tourist attraction, actually it's big. It's probably one of the most popular in the state. So...",Michael,TRUE
847,1,3,46,Hello.,Man on Phone,TRUE
848,1,3,46,"[on his cell phone] Hey, hey Craigers, my man! It is Michael Scott here. [silence] Dunder Mifflin, we supply your office paper.",Michael,TRUE
849,1,3,46,"Oh, I think we already did our order this month.",Man on Phone,TRUE
850,1,3,46,"No, no, no, no. No, actually to ask you a little favoroonie my friend. Um, here's the deal. Um, trying to give the troops here a little bit of a boost. And I was thinking that maybe we could bring them down to go on your big ride.",Michael,TRUE
851,1,3,46,You mean the elevator that takes you down into the mineshaft? It's not really a ride.,Man on Phone,TRUE
852,1,3,46,"Well, it says here that it's a 300ft drop.",Michael,TRUE
853,1,3,46,"Well, it goes 300 feet into the earth, but it moves really slowly.",Man on Phone,TRUE
854,1,3,46,So it's not a free fall?,Michael,TRUE
855,1,3,46,It's an industrial coal elevator.,Man on Phone,TRUE
856,1,3,46,"Uh, okay. So um, once you get down into the mine, what do you do? Is it like, uh... Do you have laser tag down there or something?",Michael,TRUE
857,1,3,46,"No, you just look around. It's a historically preserved coal mine.",Man on Phone,TRUE
858,1,3,46,That's it?,Michael,TRUE
859,1,3,46,"Well, there's the adjacent Anthracite Heritage Museum. They got some really interesting old mining tools. There's also a photo mural exhibit. Uh, bat guano sculpture. [Michael hangs up cell phone]",Man on Phone,TRUE
860,1,3,46,"Uh, he's a small client. They don't really buy much.",Michael,TRUE
861,1,3,47,"Why do you want health care, Pam? Hmm? Why do you want it?",Dwight,TRUE
862,1,3,47,In case I get sick.,Pam,TRUE
863,1,3,47,"Why don't you just go ahead and use Roy's health care plan, huh?",Dwight,TRUE
864,1,3,47,Because we're not married.,Pam,TRUE
865,1,3,47,"But you're engaged. Aren't you and maybe you've set a date for the wedding, hmm? And because you know you're going to get married you don't have to take our health care plan seriously.",Dwight,TRUE
866,1,3,47,We haven't set a date. [Dwight laughs],Pam,TRUE
867,1,3,47,"You really expect me to believe you haven't set a date? I think you have. Sure Pam, sure. But you know what, you've been engaged for three years and I know you've set a date. And you know what else, I know you've got coverage under Roy and I know that you wrote down those fake diseases. Admit it. Admit it, Pam.",Dwight,TRUE
868,1,3,47,"Shut up, Dwight.",Pam,TRUE
869,1,3,47,You wrote down... I didn't give you permission to.. I didn't...,Dwight,TRUE
870,1,3,47,I'm not talking to you anymore.,Pam,TRUE
871,1,3,47,"Dwight, I uh, I have something to confess.",Jim,TRUE
872,1,3,47,You're doing the right thing. Go ahead. What 's your confession?,Dwight,TRUE
873,1,3,47,Um...,Jim,TRUE
874,1,3,47,Let it out.,Dwight,TRUE
875,1,3,47,You're a jackass.,Jim,TRUE
876,1,3,47,Okay. You wanna do this the hard way. We'll do this the hard way. You wrote down those fake diseases didn't you?,Dwight,TRUE
877,1,3,47,No. Was that the hard way?,Jim,TRUE
878,1,3,47,I know you did.,Dwight,TRUE
879,1,3,47,"Well, then why are you wasting everybody else's time interrogating them?",Jim,TRUE
880,1,3,47,"Well, because I want to know who wrote those diseases down.",Dwight,TRUE
881,1,3,47,Right.,Jim,TRUE
882,1,3,47,You want you to take this pen and this piece of paper and write this down. Write this down.,Dwight,TRUE
883,1,3,47,Okay.,Jim,TRUE
884,1,3,47,"I, Jim Halpert...",Dwight,TRUE
885,1,3,47,"Wait, slow down.",Jim,TRUE
886,1,3,47,...confess to health care fraud.,Dwight,TRUE
887,1,3,47,"One second 'cause that sounds really good. Is jackass one word or two? [Dwight sighs] One, right? 'Cause, 'cause of the show, it's one.",Jim,TRUE
888,1,3,47,One word.,Dwight,TRUE
889,1,3,48,"I've really learned from the greats. The great improvisers, Drew Carey, Ryan Stiles, uh, the Brady guy not so much. He's more the signing, Wayne Brady. Um, Robin Williams. Oh, man, would I love to go head-to-head with him. Oh! That would be exciting. [as Robin Williams] 'Hi. I'm Mork from Ork.' Well, I'm Bork from Spork. Nanoo, nanoo. Jibelee, baloobaloo. [as Robin Williams] 'That's Good morning, Vietnam!' Well, hello to you. You know it would be... God. And you know what, sometimes when I'm watching somebody like um, like Jay Leno. He'll be half way through his step [snaps his fingers] And I will already be laughing at the punch line. He hasn't even gotten to it. He doesn't even know what it is it. So it's fun, you know it's fun having a mind that works like that. That is just a few steps ahead of... comedically ahead of like what's going on. Like I'll watch T.V. and I'll be watching a show and I will think, oh, I know someone's gonna walk in here right now and say something funny. And then they do. Or, um, I know they'll be like oh boy that person deserved to be slammed down. There's going to be some sort of insult. And there is. You know, there's like, 'Oh you're... God your butt is fat.' And I knew it. I know it's like I knew they were going to say that. I knew they were gonna go there. Don't go there. Um, but other... You know it's like uh, you know Leno, um and Letterman, Carson, you know. Need I say more? No.",Michael,TRUE
890,1,3,49,"Oh, um... Jan wants you to call her.",Dwight,TRUE
891,1,3,49,We're all going bowling!,Michael,TRUE
892,1,4,1,Michael!?,Dwight,FALSE
893,1,4,1,"Oh! God. Dwight, come on...",Michael,FALSE
894,1,4,1,I wanted to talk to you about the downsizing?,Dwight,FALSE
895,1,4,1,There's no downsizing.,Michael,FALSE
896,1,4,1,"I, but if there were, I'd be protected as assistant regional manager?",Dwight,FALSE
897,1,4,1,Assistant to the regional manager Dwight.,Michael,FALSE
898,1,4,1,"Yeah, so I don't have to worry?",Dwight,FALSE
899,1,4,1,"Look, look, look. I talked to corporate, about protecting the sales staff. And they said they couldn't guarantee it if there's downsizing, okay?",Michael,FALSE
900,1,4,1,"But there's no downsizing, so just don't...",Michael,FALSE
901,1,4,1,Bottom line. Do I need to be worried?,Dwight,FALSE
902,1,4,1,"Mmm, mm, mm. Maybe.",Michael,FALSE
903,1,4,2,"It looks like there's gonna be downsizing. And it's part of my job, but... blah! I hate it. I think the main difference between me and Donald Trump is that, uh, I get no pleasure out of saying the words, 'You're fired.' [as Donald Trump] 'You're foir-ed. Uh, you're foir-ed.' It just makes people sad, and an office can't function that way. No way. [as Donald Trump] 'You're foir-ed.'  I think if I had a catchphrase it would be, 'You're hired, and you can work here as long as you want.' But that's unrealistic, so...",Michael,FALSE
904,1,4,3,"It's a real shame, 'cause studies have shown that more information gets passed through water-cooler gossip than through official memos. Which puts me at a disadvantage, because I bring my own water to work.",Dwight,FALSE
905,1,4,4,Why'd you do this?,Stanley,FALSE
906,1,4,4,"I didn't do it. What do you mean? Oh, the water cooler was brought over here for... maintenance. So what do you guys hear? What's the scuttlebutt?",Dwight,FALSE
907,1,4,5,"Get set for Operation Morale Improvement starring Michael Scott. Now, I think I have had a little stroke of genius in that I have had my assistant Pam... Smile, Pam. I have had her go out and find out whose birthday is coming up, so we can have a little celebration for it. Not bad, not bad at all. All right. And the birthday person is... drum roll please. Here we go, who is the birthday, birthday person?",Michael,FALSE
908,1,4,5,Who is it? Who's the birthday?,Michael,FALSE
909,1,4,5,"Um... Actually, we don't have any staff birthdays coming up.",Pam,FALSE
910,1,4,5,Next person on the...,Michael,FALSE
911,1,4,5,Oh.,Pam,FALSE
912,1,4,5,...calendar.,Michael,FALSE
913,1,4,5,"Okay, umm... that would be Meredith.",Pam,FALSE
914,1,4,5,"Yes! All right, come on down Meredith!",Michael,FALSE
915,1,4,5,But it's not until next month.,Pam,FALSE
916,1,4,5,"Um... uh, OK. Well, great, well, you know, it'll be a surprise.",Michael,FALSE
917,1,4,5,You still want to have a party?,Pam,FALSE
918,1,4,5,"Yeah, why not? Sure. Go ahead, live a little. Come on, Pam. Come on, shake it up. Shake it up! Shake it up!",Michael,FALSE
919,1,4,5,"[grabs cell phone off desk] Brrrp! Uh, Spock, are there any signs of life down there? Well, let me check Captain. Eeee. Eeee. Eeee. Eeee. No, Captain. No signs of life down here. Just a wet blanket named Pam. Brr-rrrp. Star Trek.",Michael,FALSE
920,1,4,6,"Well, uh, for decorations, maybe we could... it's stupid, forget it.",Phyllis,FALSE
921,1,4,6,What?,Angela,FALSE
922,1,4,6,"I was just going to say, maybe we could have streamers, but that's dumb, everybody has streamers. Never mind.",Phyllis,FALSE
923,1,4,6,"No, yeah, I think that's a good idea.",Angela,FALSE
924,1,4,6,Yeah?,Phyllis,FALSE
925,1,4,6,What color do you guys think?,Angela,FALSE
926,1,4,6,"Well, there's green, um, blue... yellow... red...",Phyllis,FALSE
927,1,4,6,How about green?,Pam,FALSE
928,1,4,6,I think green is kind of whoreish.,Angela,FALSE
929,1,4,7,This was tough. I suggested we flip a coin. But Angela said she doesn't like to gamble. Of course by saying that she was gambling that I wouldn't smack her.,Pam,FALSE
930,1,4,8,These are my party-planning beeyatches. Pulled off an amazing '80s party last year. Off the hook!,Michael,FALSE
931,1,4,8,"So I was thinking, if you haven't already got a cake, um, maybe going for one of those ice-cream cakes from Baskin-Robbins. Those are very good. Very Delicious.",Michael,FALSE
932,1,4,8,"Meredith's allergic to dairy, so...",Angela,FALSE
933,1,4,8,"She's not the only one that's going to be eating it, right? I think everybody likes ice-cream cake. It's not, uh, it's not just about her, so...",Michael,FALSE
934,1,4,8,It is... her birthday.,Pam,FALSE
935,1,4,8,"Mint chocolate chip! That'd be good, how about some, mint chocolate chip?",Michael,FALSE
936,1,4,9,"Hey, so listen, I was thinking that it might be a good idea if you and I formed an alliance. 'Cause of the downsizing? I think an alliance might be a good idea, you know. Help each other out.",Dwight,FALSE
937,1,4,9,"Do you want to form, an alliance, with me?",Dwight,FALSE
938,1,4,9,"Absolutely, I do.",Jim,FALSE
939,1,4,9,"Good, good. Excellent, OK. Now we need to figure out who's vulnerable and who's protected...",Dwight,FALSE
940,1,4,10,"At that moment, I was so happy. I mean, everything Dwight does annoys me.",Jim,FALSE
941,1,4,11,Did you get your tickets?,Dwight,FALSE
942,1,4,11,To what?,Jim,FALSE
943,1,4,11,The gun show. [Rolls up his sleeve and kisses his bicep],Dwight,FALSE
944,1,4,12,"And I spend hours thinking of ways to get back at him, but only in ways that could get me arrested. And then here he comes and he says 'No, Jim, here's a way.'",Jim,FALSE
945,1,4,13,There's one other thing and this is important. Let's keep this alliance totally a secret. Don't tell anyone.,Dwight,FALSE
946,1,4,14,An alliance?,Pam,FALSE
947,1,4,14,Oh yeah.,Jim,FALSE
948,1,4,14,What does that even mean?,Pam,FALSE
949,1,4,14,"I think it has something to do with Survivor, but I'm not sure.",Jim,FALSE
950,1,4,14,"Um, I know that it involves spying on people and we may build a fort, underground.",Jim,FALSE
951,1,4,14,"Jim! Hey. Hi, Pam. Listen, could I talk to you a second about the... paper products?",Dwight,FALSE
952,1,4,15,Did you tell Pam about the alliance?,Dwight,FALSE
953,1,4,15,What? No.,Jim,FALSE
954,1,4,15,Just now.,Dwight,FALSE
955,1,4,15,"What? Oh no no no. Dwight, no. I'm using her, for the alliance. Who knows the most information about this office? Pam.",Jim,FALSE
956,1,4,15,"Right, that's good, good, pursue this.",Dwight,FALSE
957,1,4,15,Well I'm trying to. Do you see what I'm doing?,Jim,FALSE
958,1,4,15,Mmm hmm.,Dwight,FALSE
959,1,4,15,"But listen, I'm going to have to talk to her a lot. All right? And there may be chatting, and giggling. And you gotta just pretend to ignore it. Wipe it away.",Jim,FALSE
960,1,4,15,Done.,Dwight,FALSE
961,1,4,15,All right.,Jim,FALSE
962,1,4,16,"[to the camera] Can you get her? She's right there. [camera zooms in on Meredith at here desk] That is Meredith, the birthday girl. And this... is Meredith's card. Happy Bird-Day. [laughs] Um, let's see. Jim, Jim wrote, 'Meredith, I heard you're turning 46, but, come on, you're an accountant. Just fudge the numbers.' Not bad, pretty funny, I don't appreciate condoning corporate fraud though. Uh, here's the thing. Whatever I write here has to be really, really funny. Because people out there are expecting it. I've already set the bar really high. And they're all worried about their jobs, you know. It's kinda dark out there. Can you imagine if I wrote something like, uh, 'Oh, Meredith. Happy Birthday. You're great. Love, Michael.' [pretends to vomit and laughs]",Michael,FALSE
963,1,4,17,"They seem awfully chummy, don't you think?",Dwight,FALSE
964,1,4,17,"Yeah, what do you think that's about?",Jim,FALSE
965,1,4,17,Only one way to find out.,Dwight,FALSE
966,1,4,17,I'm on it.,Jim,FALSE
967,1,4,18,You are not going to believe this.,Jim,FALSE
968,1,4,18,What? I believe it.,Dwight,FALSE
969,1,4,18,"Well, tensions were high in the kitchen.",Jim,FALSE
970,1,4,18,"I could tell, from the body language.",Dwight,FALSE
971,1,4,19,"Hey Kev, that looks good. What is it? Turkey?",Jim,FALSE
972,1,4,19,Italian.,Kevin,FALSE
973,1,4,19,"Oh, Italian. Nice. Wow! You got the works there. Red onion, provolone...",Jim,FALSE
974,1,4,19,Yeah.,Kevin,FALSE
975,1,4,20,"Toby and Kevin, they're trying to get Angela kicked off.",Jim,FALSE
976,1,4,20,"Good, let 'em. It helps our cause.",Dwight,FALSE
977,1,4,20,"Well, I don't know, if Kevin's in accounting, and Toby's in Human Resources and they're talking...",Jim,FALSE
978,1,4,20,"Oh, they're forming an alliance",Dwight,FALSE
979,1,4,21,I love their sandwiches.,Toby,FALSE
980,1,4,21,I love their sandwiches too.,Jim,FALSE
981,1,4,21,Their bread's really good.,Kevin,FALSE
982,1,4,21,Their bread is very good.,Jim,FALSE
983,1,4,22,Damn it. God!,Dwight,FALSE
984,1,4,22,"OK, listen, we need to assume that everyone in the office is forming an alliance and is therefore trying to get us kicked off.",Jim,FALSE
985,1,4,22,God... Damn it! Why us?,Dwight,FALSE
986,1,4,22,"Because we're strong, Dwight. Because we're strong.",Jim,FALSE
987,1,4,23,"[staring at birthday card] Meredith, Meredith... Meri... Mary had a little lamb. Mary... Meredith had a little lamb. Don't bring that lamb to work or it'll poop on the floor.",Michael,FALSE
988,1,4,23,"Hey, Oscar! Come on in. What's up?",Michael,FALSE
989,1,4,23,"Uh, I'm sorry to bother you.",Oscar,FALSE
990,1,4,23,"Oh, not at all. Come on in. What's going on?",Michael,FALSE
991,1,4,23,"My nephew is involved with, um, a charity for cerebral palsy, and I was wondering if maybe you'd like to... you know... if...",Oscar,FALSE
992,1,4,23,What?,Michael,FALSE
993,1,4,23,Donate to the charity?,Oscar,FALSE
994,1,4,23,"Oh, God. Of course I would. Get it over here. Get that over here.",Michael,FALSE
995,1,4,23,Thank you.,Oscar,FALSE
996,1,4,23,"No, I'm always good... for some serious buckage. Wow. Two dollars, three dollars? People out here do not care about diseases. I am going to give you... $25.",Michael,FALSE
997,1,4,23,That's... that's... that's very generous.,Oscar,FALSE
998,1,4,23,"Oh, my gosh, well... Listen, Oscar, generosity and togetherness and community all convalescences into... morale. That's what I say, so...",Michael,FALSE
999,1,4,24,"[whispering] Hey, Jim, can I talk to you for a second?",Pam,FALSE
1000,1,4,24,"Sure, what's up?",Jim,FALSE
1001,1,4,24,"Um, I don't know, I'm just like, I'm going a little crazy 'cause I keep overhearing all these conversations between Michael and corporate about like, staff issues?",Pam,FALSE
1002,1,4,24,Oh no?,Jim,FALSE
1003,1,4,24,"Yeah, he's making me take notes on these meetings and I'm, like, 'These people are my friends.' But he's all like, 'This is confidential. You can't tell anybody.' But I just feel like I want to... aaah. Just promise me you're not gonna say anything.",Pam,FALSE
1004,1,4,24,"No, will not, I'm not going to tell anybody. This is between you and me.",Jim,FALSE
1005,1,4,24,"OK, yeah.",Pam,FALSE
1006,1,4,24,Jackpot.,Dwight,FALSE
1007,1,4,25,That was beautiful. All her idea too. Awesome. She is so great.,Jim,FALSE
1008,1,4,26,"[looking at birthday card] Meredith, bad breath. Meredith has bad breath.",Michael,FALSE
1009,1,4,26,"Hey, you wanted to see me?",Dwight,FALSE
1010,1,4,26,Yeah. What do you know about Meredith?,Michael,FALSE
1011,1,4,26,I don't think she'd be missed.,Dwight,FALSE
1012,1,4,26,"There's not going to be downsizing Dwight, OK? I just, I need to know a little bit more about my friend.",Michael,FALSE
1013,1,4,26,"Name, Meredith Palmer. Uh, personal information, divorced twice, two kids. Uh, Employer, Dunder Mifflin Paper Incorporated. Awards, multiple Dundies.",Dwight,FALSE
1014,1,4,26,"I know all that. I know all that. I just, I need something kind of embarrassing, you know. Kind of fun, inside.",Michael,FALSE
1015,1,4,26,She had a hysterectomy.,Dwight,FALSE
1016,1,4,26,[laughs] Which one is that again?,Michael,FALSE
1017,1,4,26,That's where they remove the uterus.,Dwight,FALSE
1018,1,4,26,"Oh God! Dwight, no. I'm trying to write something funny. What am I going to do with a removed uterus?",Michael,FALSE
1019,1,4,26,It could be kind of funny.,Dwight,FALSE
1020,1,4,26,"You know what, I am on a deadline here, and just... OK. Thanks, thanks for your help. I'll work it out. Thank you Dwight. That was a waste of time.",Michael,FALSE
1021,1,4,27,"OK, here's the deal. All right? Pam says that one of the alliances is meeting in the warehouse during Meredith's birthday.",Jim,FALSE
1022,1,4,27,"Oh my God, we have to be there.",Dwight,FALSE
1023,1,4,27,"I know, but it's gonna be a little tough because there's no good place to hide there.",Jim,FALSE
1024,1,4,27,"No no, yes there is. Behind the shelves. Oh my God.",Dwight,FALSE
1025,1,4,27,What? What?,Jim,FALSE
1026,1,4,27,I know. I know exactly what to do.,Dwight,FALSE
1027,1,4,27,[gives Dwight a high five] Great.,Jim,FALSE
1028,1,4,28,"I'm a deer hunter. I go all the time with my dad. One thing about deer, they have very good vision. One thing about me, I am better at hiding than they are... at vision.",Dwight,FALSE
1029,1,4,29,"This is going to be perfect, OK? Centrally located. Perfect cover. I can hear and see everything.",Dwight,FALSE
1030,1,4,29,Good.,Jim,FALSE
1031,1,4,30,Michael? Are you done yet?,Ryan,FALSE
1032,1,4,30,"Almost there. Just a sec. Just a second. It is perfect, thank you. Excellent, here we go. It is time, thank you. OK, come on. Let's go! Get the cake. Here we go. Come on! Shhh. Be quiet.",Michael,FALSE
1033,1,4,31,"Wait, this isn't gonna work. The lid's open.",Jim,FALSE
1034,1,4,31,So tape it down.,Dwight,FALSE
1035,1,4,31,I can't do that. You won't be able to breathe.,Jim,FALSE
1036,1,4,31,"Look, I can breathe just fine. OK, but if it makes you feel better, I'll poke holes in the box.",Dwight,FALSE
1037,1,4,31,"Thank you, thank you. OK.",Jim,FALSE
1038,1,4,32,Surprise!,Everybody,FALSE
1039,1,4,32,Oh! Surprise.,Meredith,FALSE
1040,1,4,32,"No, it's ah...",Angela,FALSE
1041,1,4,32,"It's surprise Meredith. One, two...",Michael,FALSE
1042,1,4,32,[tunelessly] Happy birthday to you.,Everybody,FALSE
1043,1,4,32,Find a key.,Michael,FALSE
1044,1,4,32,Happy birthday...,Everybody,FALSE
1045,1,4,33,"So do you want me to stay here and, you know, stand next to the box?",Jim,FALSE
1046,1,4,33,"No, you need to go upstairs to the party so people don't notice we're both gone.",Dwight,FALSE
1047,1,4,33,Right... That's good.,Jim,FALSE
1048,1,4,34,"Can I trust Jim? I don't know. Do I have a choice? No, frankly, I don't. Will I trust Jim? Yes. Should I trust Jim? You tell me.",Dwight,FALSE
1049,1,4,35,"[singing] ... birthday, dear Meredith Happy birthday to you...",Everybody,FALSE
1050,1,4,35,And many more!,Michael,FALSE
1051,1,4,36,"Last year, five years ago...",Stanley,FALSE
1052,1,4,36,"You were surprised, weren't you?",Michael,FALSE
1053,1,4,36,Yes.,Meredith,FALSE
1054,1,4,36,"You looked freaked, man. We said 'Surprise.' You were, like, 'What?' 'What the hell's goin' on here?' Good cake. Why don't you have some?",Michael,FALSE
1055,1,4,36,"Uh, I can't. Um...",Meredith,FALSE
1056,1,4,36,Come on. A little bit.,Michael,FALSE
1057,1,4,36,I can't eat dairy.,Meredith,FALSE
1058,1,4,36,"Oh, right. God, too bad. It's so good.",Michael,FALSE
1059,1,4,36,"Yeah, it makes me sick.",Meredith,FALSE
1060,1,4,36,"You know what? If I were allergic to dairy, I think I'd kill myself. 'Cause this is way, way too good.",Michael,FALSE
1061,1,4,37,He's in a box?,Pam,FALSE
1062,1,4,37,"Pam, he's in a box. He's downstairs, in a box, on the floor, near the shelves. I'm serious. Go down there and work your magic.",Jim,FALSE
1063,1,4,38,"[on her cell phone] Hey where are you? Yeah, we were supposed to meet here. What? Oh my gosh! That ties in perfectly with something that Michael was telling me earlier! I just don't know what some of the people in, like, accounting are going to do? It said specifically that...",Pam,FALSE
1064,1,4,38,[box falls over] Oh.,Dwight,FALSE
1065,1,4,39,"Jim, good party, huh? Just a little something I whipped up. You know, a little morale boost. No big deal.",Michael,FALSE
1066,1,4,39,"Speaking of which, I meant to tell you. Very impressive, the uh, donation you gave to Oscar's charity. What was it? 25 bucks?",Jim,FALSE
1067,1,4,39,"Well, you know, money isn't everything Jim. It's not the key to happiness. You know what is? Joy. You should remember that. Maybe you'll give more than three dollars next time.",Michael,FALSE
1068,1,4,39,"Yeah, well, three dollars a mile. It's gonna end up being like 50 bucks. So... God, I can't even calculate what you're gonna have to give.",Jim,FALSE
1069,1,4,39,Is Oscar around?,Michael,FALSE
1070,1,4,40,"I just thought it was kind of a flat, you know... 25 dollar, one-time donation. I didn't think it was per mile kinda deal. You know, so...",Michael,FALSE
1071,1,4,40,"Well, that's what a walk-a-thon is.",Oscar,FALSE
1072,1,4,40,I know...,Michael,FALSE
1073,1,4,40,"It says it right on the sheet. Look, look at the sheet. It says, 'However many dollars per mile.'",Oscar,FALSE
1074,1,4,40,Right. Got it. Yes. So it does. Um...,Michael,FALSE
1075,1,4,40,I just think it's kind of cheap to un-donate money to a charity.,Oscar,FALSE
1076,1,4,40,"No, no, no, no, no. That wasn't what I wasn't, that wasn't... No. It-it-it's not about the money. It's just... it... it's the ethics of the thing, Oscar. How's your nephew? Is he in good shape?",Michael,FALSE
1077,1,4,40,Yeah.,Oscar,FALSE
1078,1,4,40,How many miles did he do last year?,Michael,FALSE
1079,1,4,40,"Last year, he walked 18 miles.",Oscar,FALSE
1080,1,4,40,Son of a bitch. That is impressive.,Michael,FALSE
1081,1,4,41,Happy Birthday. [gives Meredith her card],Pam,FALSE
1082,1,4,41,Read it out loud. And say who wrote everything so we know whose is the best.,Michael,FALSE
1083,1,4,41,"Happy Bird-day' Um... 'Meredith, good news. You're not actually a year older because you work here, where time stands still.'",Meredith,FALSE
1084,1,4,41,[under his breath] I don't know about that.,Michael,FALSE
1085,1,4,41,"That was Stanley. 'Meredith, happy birthday, you're the best. Love, Pam.'",Meredith,FALSE
1086,1,4,41,"[pretends to vomit] Huh! Thanks, downer.",Michael,FALSE
1087,1,4,41,"This is from Michael. 'Meredith, let's hope the only downsizing that happens to you is that someone downsizes your age.'",Meredith,FALSE
1088,1,4,41,Because of the downsizing. Rumors. And because you're gettin' old.,Michael,FALSE
1089,1,4,41,"No, I... I get it. It's funny.",Meredith,FALSE
1090,1,4,41,"[laughs] You didn't get the joke. So, that's cool. That's, you know what? Actually... I have a bunch of these, good ones, that I didn't use. Um... Oh, where's that? Oh, OK, here's a good one. Um... 'Hey Meredith, Liz Taylor called, she wants her age back and her divorces back.' 'Cause Meredith's been divorced like, twice. Is that right?",Michael,FALSE
1091,1,4,41,You're right. You're right. Yes.,Meredith,FALSE
1092,1,4,41,"Divorce. Um... OK, 'Meredith is so old...'",Michael,FALSE
1093,1,4,41,How old is she?,Oscar,FALSE
1094,1,4,41,Everybody? If... could do it? 'Meredith is so old...',Michael,FALSE
1095,1,4,41,How old is she?,Everybody,FALSE
1096,1,4,41,"She's so old, she went into an antique store and they kept her.'",Michael,FALSE
1097,1,4,41,"That wasn't even mine. I got that off the Internet. Website. Um, don't get mad at me.",Michael,FALSE
1098,1,4,41,"Uh, nice party Michael.",Oscar,FALSE
1099,1,4,41,"This isn't my fault. Ladies, not your best effort. The streamers?  I think we could have done better than that.",Michael,FALSE
1100,1,4,41,"Phyllis wanted red, I didn't.",Angela,FALSE
1101,1,4,41,"Oh, boy... You...",Phyllis,FALSE
1102,1,4,41,"OK, we... all right. People, hold on, hold on. Just a second. OK, I think we're losing sight of what is really important here. And that is that we are... a group of people... who work together. I was... I really wasn't gonna flaunt this. I have made a very sizable donation to Oscar's nephew's... walkathon. $25.",Michael,FALSE
1103,1,4,41,Per mile.,Oscar,FALSE
1104,1,4,41,"Per mile, yes.",Michael,FALSE
1105,1,4,42,"When I retire, I... don't want to just disappear to an island somewhere. I wanna be the guy who gives everything back.",Michael,FALSE
1106,1,4,43,"A check for the kids, and for the team.",Michael,FALSE
1107,1,4,44,"I want it to be like... 'Hey, who donated that hospital wing that is saving so many lives?' 'Um, well, I don't, I don't know. It was anonymous.' 'Well, guess what, [whispering] that was Michael Scott.'  'But it was anonymous, how do you know?' 'Because I'm him.'",Michael,FALSE
1108,1,4,45,"Thank you, Michael.",Oscar,FALSE
1109,1,4,45,"Come here. [hugs Oscar and In a low voice] Don't cash that till Friday, OK?",Michael,FALSE
1110,1,4,46,Really? Today?,Toby,FALSE
1111,1,4,46,Yeah.,Ryan,FALSE
1112,1,4,46,"Oh, Happy Birthday.",Toby,FALSE
1113,1,4,46,Thanks.,Ryan,FALSE
1114,1,4,46,"Yeah, I could say something.",Toby,FALSE
1115,1,4,46,"No, don't. Don't do that.",Ryan,FALSE
1116,1,4,47,"OK, OK. I have something that totally tops the box.",Jim,FALSE
1117,1,4,47,"Oh, tell me, tell me.",Pam,FALSE
1118,1,4,47,OK. I have just convinced Dwight that he needs to go to Stamford and... [Pam starts laughing]... spy on our other branch. No no no.,Jim,FALSE
1119,1,4,47,"But before he does so, I told him that he should dye his hair to go undercover.",Jim,FALSE
1120,1,4,47,[laughing] That's perfect!,Pam,FALSE
1121,1,4,47,If we can get him to drive to Connecticut... and put peroxide in his hair...,Jim,FALSE
1122,1,4,47,[yelling] What the hell is this? What are you trying to cop a feel or something? Huh Halpert?,Roy,FALSE
1123,1,4,47,"No, no, dude, no.",Jim,FALSE
1124,1,4,47,"Hey, Hey!",Pam,FALSE
1125,1,4,47,"No, dude, no, I was just, listen! Whoa.",Jim,FALSE
1126,1,4,47,Come on.,Pam,FALSE
1127,1,4,47,"God, I don't even, I don't even know how to explain this. Uh, um... Dwight, uh, asked me to be in an alliance. And then um... um... we were... we've just been messing with him. Uh, because of the whole alliance thing. Um...",Jim,FALSE
1128,1,4,47,It's just office pranks.,Pam,FALSE
1129,1,4,47,"It's stupid. It's, it's just office pranks.",Jim,FALSE
1130,1,4,47,[looking at Dwight] An alliance? What the hell is he talking about?,Roy,FALSE
1131,1,4,47,I have absolutely no idea.,Dwight,FALSE
1132,1,4,47,Come on.,Roy,FALSE
1133,1,4,48,"Do I feel bad about betraying Jim? Not at all. That's the game. Convince him we're in an alliance, get some information, throw him to the wolves.",Dwight,FALSE
1134,1,4,48,"[With blonde hair] That's politics baby. Get what you can out of someone, then crush them. I think Jim might have learned a very valuable lesson.",Dwight,FALSE
1135,1,4,49,"Good, excellent, and file sharing off and done. Security software, 128-bit encryption, firewalls. Get up, I'll install it on your computer.",Dwight,TRUE
1136,1,4,49,No thanks.,Jim,TRUE
1137,1,4,49,"Pssh, stupid. Identity theft happens all the time. I can become you like that. [snaps fingers] But no one can become me.",Dwight,TRUE
1138,1,4,49,"No one wants to be you, Dwight.",Jim,TRUE
1139,1,4,49,"Not true. And if they did, they couldn't because I'm password protected.",Dwight,TRUE
1140,1,4,49,Is your password Frodo?,Jim,TRUE
1141,1,4,49,No. [typing on keyboard],Dwight,TRUE
1142,1,4,49,Did you just change it to Gollum?,Jim,TRUE
1143,1,4,49,No. [typing on keyboard],Dwight,TRUE
1144,1,4,50,"[telephone rings] Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Hold please.",Pam,TRUE
1145,1,4,50,"All righty then, well I see you're going for the whole bored supermodel thing. 'Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. May I help you?' [takes a drag from an imaginary cigarette] Smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke.",Michael,TRUE
1146,1,4,50,I wasn't really going for anything.,Pam,TRUE
1147,1,4,50,"No, no. I get it, I get it, I get it. A child is born, 'Oh, oh-hum.' A beautiful sunset, 'No, I'll catch the next one.' Right? Unicorn walks into the office, 'Oh, do you have an appointment?' [laughs] Okay, look Pam this is not meant as a criticism, but let me tell you what you're doing wrong. You are the voice of this company, right? And when clients call and you're not smiling they can hear that in your voice. It is a real turnoff.",Michael,TRUE
1148,1,4,50,Are you being serious?,Pam,TRUE
1149,1,4,50,"Yes, I am, absolutely. So, the next call we get I'd like you to smile. I'd like to see a big smile.",Michael,TRUE
1150,1,4,50,Okay.,Pam,TRUE
1151,1,4,50,Okay. [waits for call],Michael,TRUE
1152,1,4,50,No one's calling.,Pam,TRUE
1153,1,4,50,"I know, somebody will. And we'll wait.",Michael,TRUE
1154,1,4,50,Sometimes there's a lot of time between the calls.,Pam,TRUE
1155,1,4,50,"I know, I know, we will wait.",Michael,TRUE
1156,1,4,50,Okay.,Pam,TRUE
1157,1,4,50,"We will wait for the call and you will smile.  Let me try something, just while we're waiting.",Michael,TRUE
1158,1,4,50,Okay.,Pam,TRUE
1159,1,4,50,"Tell me if I'm smiling or not. [covers face with hands] Hi Pam, how are you? Was I smiling?",Michael,TRUE
1160,1,4,50,Yes.,Pam,TRUE
1161,1,4,50,"Okay, let me try this one. [covers face with hands] Hi Pam, how are you?",Michael,TRUE
1162,1,4,50,No.,Pam,TRUE
1163,1,4,50,I mean you can tell.,Michael,TRUE
1164,1,4,50,"Yeah, I could tell.",Pam,TRUE
1165,1,4,50,I wasn't smiling that time and they can tell too.,Michael,TRUE
1166,1,4,50,That was a good example.,Pam,TRUE
1167,1,4,50,"Thank you. All right, when we get a call I'll come back and you'll do the smile.",Michael,TRUE
1168,1,4,50,Okay. [telephone rings],Pam,TRUE
1169,1,4,50,Show time! It's show time!,Michael,TRUE
1170,1,4,50,"[smiling] Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. One moment I'll transfer you.",Pam,TRUE
1171,1,4,50,Okay.,Michael,TRUE
1172,1,4,51,"[throwing away a banana, mayonnaise, and a sandwich from the refrigerator, smells the mayonnaise] God. [drinks from the milk carton and puts it back] Mmm.",Dwight,TRUE
1173,1,4,51,"[looks in  the refrigerator] Hey Dwight, my tuna sandwich isn't in the refrigerator. You wouldn't know anything about that would you?",Jim,TRUE
1174,1,4,51,It was rotting.,Dwight,TRUE
1175,1,4,51,It was not rotting.,Jim,TRUE
1176,1,4,51,Any employee may dispose a food item...,Dwight,TRUE
1177,1,4,51,"Stop. Dwight, stop.",Jim,TRUE
1178,1,4,51,...that risks contaminating the other food item. Read the official kitchen regulations memo.,Dwight,TRUE
1179,1,4,51,"Dwight, you wrote that memo. Okay, it's not an official memo.",Jim,TRUE
1180,1,4,51,"Uh, uh, not my problem. Okay, this is a paper factory not a bacteria factory.",Dwight,TRUE
1181,1,4,51,"Dwight, it's not a factory at all. Do you have to do what you are doing? [Dwight is tapping each of the bobble heads on his desk and making them bobble]",Jim,TRUE
1182,1,4,51,"Uh, if they don't bobble, what's the point?",Dwight,TRUE
1183,1,4,52,What is this?,Angela,TRUE
1184,1,4,52,My nephew does it every year. Anything you could give would be fantastic.,Oscar,TRUE
1185,1,4,52,"Okay, but I don't want to be put on a mailing list.",Angela,TRUE
1186,1,4,53,We need to assume that everyone in the office is forming an alliance and is therefore trying to get us kicked off.,Jim,TRUE
1187,1,4,53,God... Damn it! Why us?,Dwight,TRUE
1188,1,4,53,"Because we're strong, Dwight. Because we're strong. God, it's freezing, I gotta go in. You stay though for like five minutes.",Jim,TRUE
1189,1,4,53,[talking over Jim] Okay.,Dwight,TRUE
1190,1,4,53,You don't want to arouse suspicion.,Jim,TRUE
1191,1,4,53,I'll stay for ten.,Dwight,TRUE
1192,1,4,53,Good. I like it. You know what. Pretend to smoke. [Dwight pretends to smoke],Jim,TRUE
1193,1,4,54,"Do a poem for Meredith's birthday or uh, limerick. Limerick. Um, [knock on  door] there was a girl from Dunder Mifflin. Come on in. Who had a big, smifflin.",Michael,TRUE
1194,1,4,54,"Hi, do you mind if I sign the card real quick?",Toby,TRUE
1195,1,4,54,"No, not at all come on in. [Toby signing the birthday card] No, no. You can't. No, red hair is my area. We have it on tape, so...",Michael,TRUE
1196,1,4,54,It's just a birthday card.,Toby,TRUE
1197,1,4,54,"I was going to put that in my message, Toby. All right? So just cross it off. Cross it off, now. [Toby writes on birthday card] What are you doing? Oh come on, you're ruining it. Toby, come on.  Just, look at that. That's wrecked. Ass. Get some white out.",Michael,TRUE
1198,1,4,54,There's some right there.,Toby,TRUE
1199,1,4,54,"That's my white out. Get your own white out. Just... what's the matter with you? God. [Toby leaves] Okay, um, there was a girl from Dunder Mifflin. Who had a big, puttifflin. [thinking out loud] Mifflin, spifflin.",Michael,TRUE
1200,1,4,55,"Uh, by the way. Have you heard Dwight say the word immunity, yet? Because if I can get Dwight to say the word immunity, it might be the greatest day of my life.",Jim,TRUE
1201,1,4,56,Hey.,Dwight,FALSE
1202,1,4,56,Hey.,Michael,FALSE
1203,1,4,56,You wanted to see me?,Dwight,FALSE
1204,1,4,56,"Uh, yeah. What do you know about Meredith?",Michael,FALSE
1205,1,4,56,I don't think she'd be missed.,Dwight,FALSE
1206,1,4,56,"There's not going to be downsizing Dwight, OK? I just, I need to know a little bit more about my friend.",Michael,FALSE
1207,1,4,56,"Name, Meredith Palmer. Uh, personal information, divorced twice, two kids. Uh, Employer, Dunder Mifflin Paper Incorporated. Awards, multiple Dundies.",Dwight,FALSE
1208,1,4,56,"I know all that. I know all that. I just, I need something kind of embarrassing, you know. Kind of fun, inside.",Michael,FALSE
1209,1,4,56,She had a hysterectomy.,Dwight,FALSE
1210,1,4,56,Which one is that again?,Michael,FALSE
1211,1,4,56,That's where they remove the uterus.,Dwight,FALSE
1212,1,4,56,"Oh God! Dwight, no. I'm trying to write something funny here, okay. What am I going to do with a removed uterus?",Michael,FALSE
1213,1,4,56,It could be kind of funny.,Dwight,FALSE
1214,1,4,56,"[sighs] Come up with a joke that I can use, okay?",Michael,FALSE
1215,1,4,56,Mmm-hmm.,Dwight,FALSE
1216,1,4,56,Help me out here.,Michael,FALSE
1217,1,4,56,"Okay. Hey Meredith, where's your uterus?",Dwight,FALSE
1218,1,4,56,"No, not a uterus joke Dwight. Please. Something useable. A joke.",Michael,FALSE
1219,1,4,56,"If I find a joke for you, will you grant me immunity? [cut to Jim holding his hands up like a champion]",Dwight,FALSE
1220,1,4,56,What?,Michael,FALSE
1221,1,4,56,From the downsizing.,Dwight,FALSE
1222,1,4,56,"There's not going to be downsizing, Dwight. You know what, I am on a deadline here and just, okay. Thanks. Thanks for your help. I'm... I'll work it out. Thank you Dwight. [Dwight leaves] Thanks for coming in, that's always... Always helpful when I give him a call. Call him in.",Michael,FALSE
1223,1,4,57,"Meredith. Oh, oh man, ah gosh. I can't remember why I came over here. Ha, ha.",Michael,TRUE
1224,1,4,57,I hate that.,Meredith,TRUE
1225,1,4,57,"I know. Ugh, that is so annoying. [makes fart noise] Brain fart. By the way, do you remember any funny interactions we may have had recently that I've forgotten about? Just, you know we  bumped into each and you said, 'Brr, brr.' And I went, 'Argh, Argh.' You know? Anything? [shakes her head 'no'] Well, if you think of something, let me know. 'Cause I like to know. 'Cause I'm going crazy.",Michael,TRUE
1226,1,4,58,"Oscar, uh for future reference just think you should know, that you should probably make it clear that your nephew is doing the walkathon and that he doesn't actually have cerebral palsy. Okay.",Michael,TRUE
1227,1,4,58,I never suggested...,Oscar,TRUE
1228,1,4,58,"No, no. I know you didn't intend to, but I just I got the idea and I, uh, I just don't it has a lot of ethical merit to make people think something. You know? And then prey on their emotions.",Michael,TRUE
1229,1,4,58,"Michael, if I gave you...",Oscar,TRUE
1230,1,4,58,"No, hey  it's just kinda uncool, okay? I, just... Play fair, you know, play fair.",Michael,TRUE
1231,1,4,58,Thank you.,Oscar,TRUE
1232,1,4,58,Thank you.,Michael,TRUE
1233,1,4,58,Okay.,Oscar,TRUE
1234,1,4,59,"Meredith, let's hope the only downsizing that happens to you is that someone downsizes your age.'",Meredith,TRUE
1235,1,4,59,Because of the downsizing. Rumors. And because you're gettin' old.,Michael,TRUE
1236,1,4,59,"No, I...I get it. It's funny.",Meredith,TRUE
1237,1,4,59,"[laughs] You didn't get the joke. So, that's cool. That's, you know what? Actually... I have a bunch of these, good ones, that I didn't use. Um... Oh, where's that? Oh, Okay, here's a good one. Um...'Hey Meredith, Liz Taylor called, she wants her age back and her divorces back.' 'Cause Meredith's been divorced like, twice. Is that right?",Michael,TRUE
1238,1,4,59,You're right. You're right. Yes.,Meredith,TRUE
1239,1,4,59,"Divorce. Um... Okay, 'Meredith is so old...'",Michael,TRUE
1240,1,4,59,How old is she?,Oscar,TRUE
1241,1,4,59,If everybody... could do it? 'Meredith is so old...',Michael,TRUE
1242,1,4,59,How old is she?,Everybody,TRUE
1243,1,4,59,"She's so old, she went into an antique store and they kept her.'",Michael,TRUE
1244,1,4,59,[clears throat] What's the difference between Meredith and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson's surgery was unnecessary.,Michael,TRUE
1245,1,4,59,You're talking about my hysterectomy.,Meredith,TRUE
1246,1,4,59,Yes! Thank you. God. She gets it. [laughs] We just picked the best one right? Just had it.,Michael,TRUE
1247,1,4,59,"[whispering] I'm so sorry. [Angela, Phyllis, and Pam all whispering] ... seriously, we're just...",Pam,TRUE
1248,1,4,59,"Um, no, no. Come on. No. Don't comfort... don't comfort her, that's not... She doesn't need comforting. We're just joking around. I think she's... No that's very unprofessional. I think she's being very unprofessional over there.",Michael,TRUE
1249,1,4,60,I'm only going to ask you this once. Are you part of an alliance?,Dwight,TRUE
1250,1,4,60,What?,Ryan,TRUE
1251,1,4,60,Well played.,Dwight,TRUE
1252,1,5,1,"[to Jim]: Hey, you ready?",Michael,FALSE
1253,1,5,1,"All right, all right, secret sign. Hey, Ryan. [Ryan holds up his bag] Very good. Excellent, excellent.",Michael,FALSE
1254,1,5,1,Michael!,Dwight,FALSE
1255,1,5,2,"Today at lunchtime we're going to be playing the warehouse staff at a friendly little game of basketball. My idea.  Last time I was down there, I noticed they'd put up a couple of hoops, and I play basketball every weekend. So I thought, 'This might be kinda fun.'  And so I started messing around and... I'm sinking a few, you know. Swish, swish, swish. Nothing but net. And their jaws just dropped to the floor. African-Americans! So... you know, it's really just a good friendly game, a reason to get together.",Michael,FALSE
1256,1,5,3,"Pam, Pam, thank you ma'am. Messages, please. Thank you.",Michael,FALSE
1257,1,5,3,"Michael, can I talk to you, please? Privately? In your office? I think I should be on the team.",Dwight,FALSE
1258,1,5,3,"No. And that's not me being mean, Dwight. That is based on your past behavior.",Michael,FALSE
1259,1,5,3,"Oh, please.",Dwight,FALSE
1260,1,5,3,[to camera] When I let him come to my pick-up game...,Michael,FALSE
1261,1,5,3,I apologized for that.,Dwight,FALSE
1262,1,5,3,[to Dwight] I vouched for you.,Michael,FALSE
1263,1,5,3,"Michael, I...",Dwight,FALSE
1264,1,5,3,"I vouched for you in front of Todd Packer, Dwight.  All right, here's what I'm going to do. The hand strikes and gives a flower. You are not going to play basketball. But I need somebody to come in and take over the holiday and weekend work calendar.",Michael,FALSE
1265,1,5,3,I can handle that.,Dwight,FALSE
1266,1,5,3,"Good. Excellent, it'll be fun. Because corporate, uh, wants someone to be here on Saturday. And so we're going to have to have some people come in on the weekend, and I know nobody's gonna want to do it and I know everybody's gonna complain and bitch and I don't want to have to deal with that.",Michael,FALSE
1267,1,5,3,And that's why you have an assistant regional manager.,Dwight,FALSE
1268,1,5,3,Yes it is. Assistant to  the regional manager.,Michael,FALSE
1269,1,5,3,[to camera] Same thing.,Dwight,FALSE
1270,1,5,3,"No, it's not. It's lower, so...",Michael,FALSE
1271,1,5,3,It's close.,Dwight,FALSE
1272,1,5,4,"So we need someone to work this Saturday and I think that, that should be...Jim.",Dwight,FALSE
1273,1,5,4,"God, this is so sad. This is the smallest amount of power I've ever seen go to someone's head. Phyllis, can you believe this?",Jim,FALSE
1274,1,5,4,Keep me out of it.,Phyllis,FALSE
1275,1,5,5,"My fiance has plans for us this Saturday.  So I really hope that Dwight doesn't make me work. Maybe I should sleep with him? I'm kidding, kidding. Totally kidding.",Pam,FALSE
1276,1,5,6,"All right, managing by walking around. This is our warehouse. Or, as I like to call it, the whorehouse. But don't you call it that, I've earned the right.",Michael,FALSE
1277,1,5,6,"Fine, don't worry about that.",Ryan,FALSE
1278,1,5,6,"And here we have 'Mister Roger's Neighborhood.' Come on over here. Hey, this is Ryan. He's temping upstairs.",Michael,FALSE
1279,1,5,6,What's up?,Lonny,FALSE
1280,1,5,6,And this is the foreman. Mista Ra-jahs.,Michael,FALSE
1281,1,5,6,It's not my real name.,Darryl,FALSE
1282,1,5,6,"No, it's Darryl. Darryl is Mista Ra-jahs.",Michael,FALSE
1283,1,5,6,Darryl Rogers?,Ryan,FALSE
1284,1,5,6,"Darryl Philbin. Then Regis, then Rege, then Roger, then Mister Rogers.",Darryl,FALSE
1285,1,5,6,"[laughs] And that is Lonny. And this is Roy. Roy dates Pam. You know, the uh, the best looking one upstairs.",Michael,FALSE
1286,1,5,6,"Yeah, yeah.",Ryan,FALSE
1287,1,5,6,"You still getting it regular man? Huh? I mean, I can tell her it's part of the job!  Rapport!",Michael,FALSE
1288,1,5,7,"[on the phone] No, no, I know that the warranty's expired, but isn't it supposed to last longer than two years if it isn't defective? OK, fine, three years.",Pam,FALSE
1289,1,5,8,"Pam gets a little down.  Her toaster oven broke. Um, which she got at her engagement shower. Um, for a wedding that still has yet to be set... and that was three years ago.",Jim,FALSE
1290,1,5,9,"So, um, one o'clock sharp and we've got a game on.",Michael,FALSE
1291,1,5,9,We're loading at one.,Darryl,FALSE
1292,1,5,9,"Oh, I see, you're chickening out on me. You're bailing on me.",Michael,FALSE
1293,1,5,9,"No, we got a truck going out at 1:15. So, that's the busy time.",Darryl,FALSE
1294,1,5,9,"Oh, well, I'm glad that some time is a busy time because whenever I'm down here it doesn't seem too busy to me. Oh, oh. You can dish it out, but you can't take it. OK, fine, have it your way. [clucking and dancing like a chicken]",Michael,FALSE
1295,1,5,9,"All right, fine, you know what? One o'clock.",Darryl,FALSE
1296,1,5,9,"All right, see you at one.",Michael,FALSE
1297,1,5,10,Are we ready for the game?,Michael,FALSE
1298,1,5,10,[half-heartedly] Yeah.,Everybody,FALSE
1299,1,5,10,"I... yeah, yeah. I know, grumble, grumble. But you would follow me to the ends of the earth, grumbling all the way. Like that, uh, dwarf from Lord of the Rings.",Michael,FALSE
1300,1,5,10,Gimli.,Dwight,FALSE
1301,1,5,10,Nerd. That is why you're not on the team.,Michael,FALSE
1302,1,5,10,Just trying to be helpful.,Dwight,FALSE
1303,1,5,10,"Uh, [in a nerdy voice] 'I'll help, Elwyn Dragonslayer, uh, ten points, power sword.'",Michael,FALSE
1304,1,5,10,That's him.,Jim,FALSE
1305,1,5,10,"OK, so, let's put together a starting line-up, shall we? Stanley of course.",Michael,FALSE
1306,1,5,10,I'm sorry?,Stanley,FALSE
1307,1,5,10,"Um, what do you play? Center?",Michael,FALSE
1308,1,5,10,Why 'of course'?,Stanley,FALSE
1309,1,5,10,Uh...,Michael,FALSE
1310,1,5,10,What's that supposed to mean?,Stanley,FALSE
1311,1,5,10,"Uh, I don't know. I don't remember saying that.",Michael,FALSE
1312,1,5,10,"Uh, I heard it.",Jim,FALSE
1313,1,5,10,"Well, people hear a lot of things, man. Um... other starters... Me, of course. I heard it that time.",Michael,FALSE
1314,1,5,10,I'd like to play if it's just for fun. I played basketball in school.,Phyllis,FALSE
1315,1,5,10,"[ignores Phyllis)] Um... Yeah. Who else? We have Jim. We have Ryan, the new guy, right? Untested. Willing to prove himself now. A lot of passion, a lot of heart.",Michael,FALSE
1316,1,5,10,"But, I'm getting paid to skip lunch?",Ryan,FALSE
1317,1,5,10,Yes.,Michael,FALSE
1318,1,5,10,OK.,Ryan,FALSE
1319,1,5,10,"Yes, this is business. The, uh, business of team building and morale boosting. Uh, who else?",Michael,FALSE
1320,1,5,10,"I can help out, if you need me.",Oscar,FALSE
1321,1,5,10,"I will use your talents come baseball season, my friend. Or if we box.",Michael,FALSE
1322,1,5,10,I have a hoop in my driveway.,Kevin,FALSE
1323,1,5,10,No.,Michael,FALSE
1324,1,5,10,I have a sports bra.,Phyllis,FALSE
1325,1,5,10,"No, no, ridiculous.",Michael,FALSE
1326,1,5,10,"Michael, look. [Dwight throws paper at the garbage can]",Dwight,FALSE
1327,1,5,10,"Close. All right, uh... Me, Stan the man, Jim, Ryan and Dwight.",Michael,FALSE
1328,1,5,10,Yes!,Dwight,FALSE
1329,1,5,10,Sorry Phyllis.,Michael,FALSE
1330,1,5,10,Can I be team captain?,Dwight,FALSE
1331,1,5,10,"No, I'm team captain.",Michael,FALSE
1332,1,5,10,Can I be team manager?,Dwight,FALSE
1333,1,5,10,"No, I am the team manager. You can be assistant to the team manager.",Michael,FALSE
1334,1,5,10,Assistant team manager?,Dwight,FALSE
1335,1,5,10,No.,Michael,FALSE
1336,1,5,10,"OK, we'll see who's working this weekend then.",Dwight,FALSE
1337,1,5,10,"Jim, you're in charge of the vacation schedule now.",Michael,FALSE
1338,1,5,10,Oh my God.,Jim,FALSE
1339,1,5,10,Threat neutralized.,Michael,FALSE
1340,1,5,11,[hits Pam in the head with a piece of paper] Off the backboard!,Michael,FALSE
1341,1,5,11,Please don't throw garbage at me.,Pam,FALSE
1342,1,5,11,"Oh, Pam with a zinger. Hey, Pam, how would you, like to be our cheerleader today? You know, some, ah, pigtails? A little, ah, halter top, you could tie that up. And you know, something a little, just, youthful, for a change. Just this once?",Michael,FALSE
1343,1,5,11,"I don't think so Michael. Besides, I can't cheer against my fiance.",Pam,FALSE
1344,1,5,11,"I'll do it. Wear a little flouncey skirt if you want, and...",Jim,FALSE
1345,1,5,11,"Yeah, I bet you would. Just try not to be too gay on the court. And by gay I mean, um, you know, not in a homosexual way at all. I mean the uh, you know, like the bad-at-sports way. I think that goes without saying.",Michael,FALSE
1346,1,5,11,Maybe Angela would cheerlead.,Pam,FALSE
1347,1,5,11,"Oh, yeah right.",Michael,FALSE
1348,1,5,11,I'll do it.,Phyllis,FALSE
1349,1,5,11,"Oh, yuck, that's worse than you playing. ... 'Cause we need you as an alternate in case somebody gets hurt. That's where we need you. Blessed be those who sit and wait. You made it, suit up, you're on the team! All right, cool! Very good.",Michael,FALSE
1350,1,5,12,"Oh-oh. Oh-oh. A spy from the warehouse. Trying to figure out our plays, huh, man?",Michael,FALSE
1351,1,5,12,Just getting a tea bag.,Darryl,FALSE
1352,1,5,12,"Oh ho, oh, he's running. He's running. He's running, but he can't hide because you know what? One o'clock, you better bring your 'A' game. Because me, and my, posse guys are gonna be in your face. Right in your face!",Michael,FALSE
1353,1,5,12,Why don't we make it more interesting? Loser buys dinner at Farley's.,Darryl,FALSE
1354,1,5,12,"Whoa-ho. I like the way you think. You know what, I'm gonna take that one step further. Loser, works, on Saturday.",Michael,FALSE
1355,1,5,12,"No, that's not as much fun. You know what?",Darryl,FALSE
1356,1,5,12,What?,Michael,FALSE
1357,1,5,12,You're on.,Darryl,FALSE
1358,1,5,12,"OK. Cool, you're on. [to Dwight] Don't screw this up.",Michael,FALSE
1359,1,5,13,"[to camera] Classic beginner's mistake, eating before a game.",Michael,FALSE
1360,1,5,14,"Has anyone seen the first-aid kit? [Dwight holds the kit up] How many times have I told you? I'm the safety officer, not you.",Angela,FALSE
1361,1,5,15,"Basketball? It was kind of my thing in high school. And I'm, yeah, I'm looking forward to playing. You know, I think I'm gonna impress a few people in here.",Jim,FALSE
1362,1,5,16,You coming down?,Jim,FALSE
1363,1,5,16,"Yeah, I'm just forwarding the phones.",Pam,FALSE
1364,1,5,16,You gonna wish me luck?,Jim,FALSE
1365,1,5,16,"Yeah, you're gonna need it.",Pam,FALSE
1366,1,5,16,Whoa.,Jim,FALSE
1367,1,5,16,Is that trash talk from Pam?,Jim,FALSE
1368,1,5,16,"[laughing] I'm just saying, Roy is very competitive.",Pam,FALSE
1369,1,5,16,Oh.,Jim,FALSE
1370,1,5,16,And he wants to take the WaveRunners to the lake this Saturday so...,Pam,FALSE
1371,1,5,16,"Well, I'm going to the outlet mall on Saturday, so if you wanna save big on brand names and Roy has to work, which he will, because I'm also competitive, you should feel free to come along.",Jim,FALSE
1372,1,5,16,"Um, I think I'm gonna be up at the lake.",Pam,FALSE
1373,1,5,16,I think I'll see you at the mall. Yeah.,Jim,FALSE
1374,1,5,17,"Hey, there he is! Secret weapon! All right, guys, come on, let's bring it in! Here we go!  OK, listen, this is just going to be a friendly game, right? We are all on the same team here, the Dunder Mifflin team. Of course, if you beat us, you're fired. That's a joke.  OK, let's do it.",Michael,FALSE
1375,1,5,17,Have a good game man.,Jim,FALSE
1376,1,5,17,"Yeah, you too. Should be fun.",Roy,FALSE
1377,1,5,17,"All right, everybody stretch out a little bit. Stretch it. Full stretch. Ryan, you wanna stretch?",Michael,FALSE
1378,1,5,17,I stretched before I came.,Ryan,FALSE
1379,1,5,17,OK.,Michael,FALSE
1380,1,5,18,"OK, Ryan, you have Darryl. I have Roy.",Michael,FALSE
1381,1,5,18,Really? I thought I'd take Roy.,Jim,FALSE
1382,1,5,18,"Actually, I think Roy is their best player not Lonny. So, Dwight, you uh, have the East German gal. Uh, who else we got... Um...OK, all right, you guys.",Michael,FALSE
1383,1,5,18,"[taking off his shirt] OK, we'll be skins!",Dwight,FALSE
1384,1,5,18,"Aw, come on Dwight.",Michael,FALSE
1385,1,5,18,What? Shirts on or off?,Dwight,FALSE
1386,1,5,18,On. Just put it on.,Michael,FALSE
1387,1,5,18,You sure?,Dwight,FALSE
1388,1,5,18,"Yes. Uh, Pam? You kind of have your foot in both camps, why don't you do the uh, jump ball OK?",Michael,FALSE
1389,1,5,18,"Don't listen to him Pam. Trust me, tip it my way or you're sleeping in the car.",Roy,FALSE
1390,1,5,18,"Stanley!  What? You gotta be kidding me! !?! [Roy steals the ball, and goes for a lay up] Oh... Here we go! [Lonny shoots and makes it] Who's on him? Somebody get him!",Michael,FALSE
1391,1,5,18,Yeah!,Teammates,FALSE
1392,1,5,18,That's what I'm talking about.,Roy,FALSE
1393,1,5,18,"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Over here, over here. [Jim saves the ball from going out of bounds and passes to Michael] Here we go. Three! [Shoots and misses] Let's go to the zone! We're going to zone!",Michael,FALSE
1394,1,5,18,"De-fense! [clap, clap] [Michael joins in] De-fense! [clap clap]",Dwight,FALSE
1395,1,5,18,De-fense! De-fense!,Michael and Dwight,FALSE
1396,1,5,18,[Roy scores] Well done team.,Warehouse worker,FALSE
1397,1,5,18,Who's got Roy? [Jim does a behind the back move around Roy for the basket],Michael,FALSE
1398,1,5,18,Woo!,Pam,FALSE
1399,1,5,19,"[misses a half court shot] Aw, come on! What is wrong with me today!? Usually hit those. [Dwight scores] Dwight, I was open. All right, let's go.",Michael,FALSE
1400,1,5,20,"[Roy bumps Michael to get around him] OK, foul. Charging. Charging. That's a foul.",Michael,FALSE
1401,1,5,20,OK.,Roy,FALSE
1402,1,5,20,"OK, I'll take it. [misses free throw] OK.",Michael,FALSE
1403,1,5,21,"When I am playing hoops all of the stress and responsibility of my job here just melts away. It's gone, I'm in the zone.",Michael,FALSE
1404,1,5,22,[misses another shot] What is wrong with me today?!,Michael,FALSE
1405,1,5,23,"Who am I? Am I Michael Scott? I don't know... I might just be a basketball machine. What's Dunder Mifflin? I've never heard of it. Filing? Paperwork? Who cares? Possible downsizing? Um... well, that's probably gonna happen, actually.",Michael,FALSE
1406,1,5,24,"Jim! Jim! Jim, right here, Jim! Give me the ball! Ryan, cut! [Michael looks away and misses Jim's pass] Whoa!",Michael,FALSE
1407,1,5,24,My bad.,Jim,FALSE
1408,1,5,24,[scores] Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.,Darryl,FALSE
1409,1,5,24,[dancing] Where you at? Where you at? You over there? I'm over there.,Lonny,FALSE
1410,1,5,24,That is cool. Is that like the Robot?,Michael,FALSE
1411,1,5,25,[Ryan scores] Nice! Come here! [gives Ryan a chest bump],Michael,FALSE
1412,1,5,25,"Can we just do one? That's cool, that's fine.",Ryan,FALSE
1413,1,5,25,You have one more free throw shoot. Come on.,Darryl,FALSE
1414,1,5,25,"All right, let's go.",Roy,FALSE
1415,1,5,26,Watch your back Madge.,Warehouse worker,FALSE
1416,1,5,26,Hey! Come on man!,Madge,FALSE
1417,1,5,26,"Come on! Hey, Dwight. Dwight!",Michael,FALSE
1418,1,5,26,[scores] Yeah! [points to Madge] In your face!,Dwight,FALSE
1419,1,5,26,"Yeah, like that counts.",Madge,FALSE
1420,1,5,26,"You know what? Dwight, Dwight...",Michael,FALSE
1421,1,5,27,"Football is like rock and roll, it's just bam-bam-boo... And basketball is like jazz, you know? You're kind of... Dupee-doo, dupee-do. It's all downbeat, it's in the pocket, it's like... [singing] Dupee-do, dupee-do, dapee-dah...",Michael,FALSE
1422,1,5,28,"[singing] Du-du-du-du-dupee-do, de-do-do-do. Du-du-du-du-dupee-do, de-do-do-do. Harlem Globetrotter...",Michael,FALSE
1423,1,5,28,"[steals the ball, scores, mimics singing] Du-du-du-du-dupee-do. Your ball.",Roy,FALSE
1424,1,5,28,"All right, time, time out. Come on, sales, over here. Bring it in! Come on!",Michael,FALSE
1425,1,5,28,What's going on? What's going on? You're playing like a bunch of girls.,Michael,FALSE
1426,1,5,28,You know what? Let me take Roy.,Jim,FALSE
1427,1,5,28,"All right, switch. Take it up a notch, come on.",Michael,FALSE
1428,1,5,29,"Shoot, shoot it.  [Roy hits Jim in the mouth with his elbow] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Foul! Naked aggression!  Oh, that is... You all right Jim? Suck it up.",Michael,FALSE
1429,1,5,30,"Block, block, block!",Darryl,FALSE
1430,1,5,30,He's afraid of you now.,Madge,FALSE
1431,1,5,30,"[Jim makes a shot after pushing off Roy] Ouch! Oh, how much does it hurt? How much does it hurt?",Michael,FALSE
1432,1,5,31,[Jim pushes Roy to the ground and makes another shot] Yes!,Michael,FALSE
1433,1,5,31,What the hell man?,Roy,FALSE
1434,1,5,31,Take it easy.,Jim,FALSE
1435,1,5,31,"No, you take it easy.",Roy,FALSE
1436,1,5,32,"[Darryl scores] Watch the long passes, you guys!",Michael,FALSE
1437,1,5,33,"[Dwight steals the ball from Ryan] Same team, Dwight.",Ryan,FALSE
1438,1,5,33,Dwight!,Michael,FALSE
1439,1,5,33,[scores] Yes!,Dwight,FALSE
1440,1,5,34,"[Phyllis scores] Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! In, your, face! Angela, what's the score?",Michael,FALSE
1441,1,5,34,You're ahead.,Angela,FALSE
1442,1,5,34,"Yeah, baby, here we go!",Michael,FALSE
1443,1,5,34,[Jim has the ball] Jim! Jim! Right here! [runs into the elbow of the guy guarding him] Ow! God! Hold it!,Michael,FALSE
1444,1,5,34,I'm sorry.,Worker,FALSE
1445,1,5,34,Foul! Foul!,Michael,FALSE
1446,1,5,34,I'm sorry. You all right?,Worker,FALSE
1447,1,5,34,"Oh, that hurts.",Michael,FALSE
1448,1,5,34,"Sorry, I didn't mean to do that.",Worker,FALSE
1449,1,5,34,"What's your problem man? Gah, just clocking me for no reason?",Michael,FALSE
1450,1,5,34,Take your shot man!,Darryl,FALSE
1451,1,5,34,"No, no, no, no. That was a flagrant, personal, intentional foul. Right there.",Michael,FALSE
1452,1,5,34,No it wasn't.,Worker,FALSE
1453,1,5,34,"[mocking voice] Yes, it was. You know what, I'm just being fair.",Michael,FALSE
1454,1,5,34,"Oh, really? No, I just put my arm up...",Worker,FALSE
1455,1,5,34,"Game over. Game over. That is it! I'm sorry, you know? I hate to do it this way but, you know, that's just... we're having a friendly game. It's a shame. This is a damn shame, but we're like a family here and that just, that won't fly.",Michael,FALSE
1456,1,5,34,This is a cold pack...,Angela,FALSE
1457,1,5,34,"Here, give me that. You have to break the interior bag. [bag explodes]",Dwight,FALSE
1458,1,5,34,Thanks Dwight.,Michael,FALSE
1459,1,5,34,"Wait, what does that mean? What is it, a tie? What's going on?",Lonny,FALSE
1460,1,5,34,"Well, let's just say whoever was ahead won.",Michael,FALSE
1461,1,5,34,That was you.,Darryl,FALSE
1462,1,5,34,"It was us? Really? I didn't, I didn't know. Great, I mean, I guess you guys are working Saturday. Your face.",Michael,FALSE
1463,1,5,34,"No, no, no, I'm not coming in on Saturday.",Roy,FALSE
1464,1,5,34,"Yeah, this isn't happening.",Darryl,FALSE
1465,1,5,34,"Um... well, you guys, you know, I'm the boss so...",Michael,FALSE
1466,1,5,34,"So what's that? We're coming in on Monday, right?",Lonny,FALSE
1467,1,5,34,"Hey, hey...",Michael,FALSE
1468,1,5,34,Monday?,Lonny,FALSE
1469,1,5,34,"[laughing] You guys believed me? Come on. Dogs, you know, you should know me better than that. No, oh, do you think that would've been good for morale? No. No. No. Exactly, no. I'm embarrassed it was even that close though. So... nah, of course, we're coming in Saturday. Good game. Word.",Michael,FALSE
1470,1,5,35,"[to Pam] ...so I talked to the scout, it looks good.",Jim,FALSE
1471,1,5,35,Mmm-hmm.,Pam,FALSE
1472,1,5,35,I didn't sign anything.,Jim,FALSE
1473,1,5,35,Hey baby.,Roy,FALSE
1474,1,5,35,Hey.,Pam,FALSE
1475,1,5,35,[to Jim] Look at Larry Bird. Larry Legend.,Roy,FALSE
1476,1,5,35,"Yeah, he's, uh, pretty good, huh? [to Roy] Let's get you into a tub.",Pam,FALSE
1477,1,5,35,Yeah? Let's get you into a tub.,Roy,FALSE
1478,1,5,36,"Hey, what a game, huh? What a game.",Michael,FALSE
1479,1,5,36,What time do we have to come in?,Oscar,FALSE
1480,1,5,36,"Come on. Let's not be gloomy here man. We're all in this together. We're a team. You know what? Screw corporate, nobody's coming in tomorrow. You have the day off. Like coming in an extra day is gonna prevent us from being downsized. Have a good weekend.",Michael,FALSE
1481,1,5,37,The great thing about sports is that it is all about character. And you can learn lessons about life even if you don't win. But we did because we were ahead.,Michael,FALSE
1482,1,5,38,"[slams palms on desk] Pam, Pam, thank you ma'am. Messages, please. Thank you.",Michael,TRUE
1483,1,5,38,New pants?,Pam,TRUE
1484,1,5,38,"Uh, yes. Thank you for noticing.",Michael,TRUE
1485,1,5,38,Abercrombie & Fitch?,Pam,TRUE
1486,1,5,38,"Uh, they look that good? Wow. [Mike Myers voice] Oh, Pam please behave. Mike Myers, genius. Um, no actually I got them at a fancier place. Target.",Michael,TRUE
1487,1,5,38,"Michael, could I talk to you for a second, please?",Dwight,TRUE
1488,1,5,38,Uh...,Michael,TRUE
1489,1,5,38,In your office? [in Michael's office] You know that is why you have an assistant regional manager.,Dwight,TRUE
1490,1,5,38,"Yes, yes. Assistant to  the regional manager.",Michael,TRUE
1491,1,5,38,[to camera] Same thing.,Dwight,TRUE
1492,1,5,38,"No, it's not. It's lower.",Michael,TRUE
1493,1,5,38,It's close.,Dwight,TRUE
1494,1,5,38,What was that?,Michael,TRUE
1495,1,5,38,What?,Dwight,TRUE
1496,1,5,38,That look?,Michael,TRUE
1497,1,5,38,What look?,Dwight,TRUE
1498,1,5,38,"Like trying to find the camera, to give the camera a look. Okay, we're done. Is that your stomach? I keep hearing somebody's stomach. [whispers] God.",Michael,TRUE
1499,1,5,39,"So, you uh, see the Sixers game last night?",Michael,TRUE
1500,1,5,39,Yeah.,Darryl,TRUE
1501,1,5,39,[howls like a wolf] Oww whoo whoo! The Answer was on fire!,Michael,TRUE
1502,1,5,39,"Iverson. Yeah, always man. It's very important.",Darryl,TRUE
1503,1,5,39,"Oh, man! Man I tell ya. Iverson has maybe got me beat by like 20 pounds, 3 inches. [makes 'pop' noise with his mouth]",Michael,TRUE
1504,1,5,39,What? Iverson's not fat.,Roy,TRUE
1505,1,5,39,"No, neither am I. We both look good.",Michael,TRUE
1506,1,5,40,"Do I have a nickname on the court, um? Well, The Answer would be nice, but it's taken. So, uh, probably The Question. The Answer dishes to The Question. The Question back to The Answer. Answer over to The Question. The Answer, whew, [makes shooting motion] three points. The Question, whew, whew, [makes shooting motion] six points. Nothing but net. Question, who's the best player in the league? Answer, The Question. Or the Drunkmeister.",Michael,FALSE
1507,1,5,41,I can't work Saturday.,Kevin,TRUE
1508,1,5,41,"Please, have a seat. [Kevin sits down] Okay, why not?",Dwight,TRUE
1509,1,5,41,I'm in a band.,Kevin,TRUE
1510,1,5,41,Marching or garage?,Dwight,TRUE
1511,1,5,41,It's a Steve Miller Tribute Band.,Kevin,TRUE
1512,1,5,41,I tell you what. You give me a tape of your band and a tape of the Steve Miller Band and I'll get back to you. That is all.,Dwight,TRUE
1513,1,5,42,[on the phone] Mello.,Todd Packer,TRUE
1514,1,5,42,Packer. Pac-man.,Michael,TRUE
1515,1,5,42,Whoa. Hey.,Packer,TRUE
1516,1,5,42,Pac-man [imitating the noises of the video game Pac-man eating dots],Michael,TRUE
1517,1,5,42,"[on the phone] Is this Michael Scott? My secret lover. My intercom, I told you never to call me here. Never! [Michael's laughing]",Todd Packer,TRUE
1518,1,5,42,"I'm not your lover! I'm am not Michael Scott, I am Dr. Bergerstein. Your proctologist.",Michael,TRUE
1519,1,5,42,[on the phone] Bergerstein!,Todd Packer,TRUE
1520,1,5,42,"Ah, yes. Ah. [laughs]",Michael,TRUE
1521,1,5,42,[on the phone] Bergerstein!,Todd Packer,TRUE
1522,1,5,42,"It's not a Jewish joke, so don't worry.",Michael,TRUE
1523,1,5,42,[on the phone] I want my money back you greedy Hebrew. Bergerstein!,Todd Packer,TRUE
1524,1,5,42,"[clears throat] No, hey, hey , hey. You know what I just wanted to remind you about the game today. One 'o clock. Big game, big game.",Michael,TRUE
1525,1,5,42,[sounds sick on the phone] I can't make it.,Todd Packer,TRUE
1526,1,5,42,"Mmm. No, you said you could man. We're counting on ya. You know you're playing point guard.",Michael,TRUE
1527,1,5,42,[on the phone] I... I'm not coming.,Todd Packer,TRUE
1528,1,5,42,"No. Hey... I mean, although it's just for fun, you know we want... I was counting on you man.",Michael,TRUE
1529,1,5,42,"[on the phone] Oh, God! Stop whining. You know, you only come to the pick up game once a year. You little bitch. [Michael picks up phone, takes it off speakerphone] All right, yup. Hey, okay. No problem, you know, best you can do. Hey, you know. Hey, nice talking to you too. All right take care. [sighs] Michael Scoot. That's funny. He's a good friend.",Todd Packer,TRUE
1530,1,5,43,[eating Tootsie Rolls from Angela's candy on her desk] Mmm. Good. Mmm.,Dwight,TRUE
1531,1,5,43,They're one per person. [points to sign 'Please take one!!],Angela,TRUE
1532,1,5,43,"Would you like to have a vacation this year? That's what I thought. [continues eating Tootsie Rolls] Mmm, delicious.",Dwight,TRUE
1533,1,5,44,"Well, I though we were saving money for the wedding, but apparently Roy thought it was more important to buy two WaveRunners. I don't really ever get to use the other WaveRunner that's supposed to be mine because his brother uses it and they race.",Pam,TRUE
1534,1,5,45,"Jim, you're the new schedule guy, huh?",Dwight,TRUE
1535,1,5,45,"I'm trying, yup.",Jim,TRUE
1536,1,5,45,"Yeah, I hear that. You know what? This little baby might come in handy.",Dwight,TRUE
1537,1,5,45,"Great, thanks.",Jim,TRUE
1538,1,5,45,On one condition. You...,Dwight,TRUE
1539,1,5,45,Forget it. It's just a dry erase board.,Jim,TRUE
1540,1,5,45,"Oh, no it's not. Okay, check it out.",Dwight,TRUE
1541,1,5,45,"Okay, that's insanely complicated and the first thing I'm going to do is erase it.",Jim,TRUE
1542,1,5,45,"No, you're not because I spent hours on it.",Dwight,TRUE
1543,1,5,45,"Well, then keep it.",Jim,TRUE
1544,1,5,45,"Okay, I will. Okay, fine. You'll be back.",Dwight,TRUE
1545,1,5,46,"[misses a  free throw badly] I... I think you can play. Like you could when you were a kid. I think you can never give up the play. Because if people stop playing, then they stop living. It's like a shark. If a shark stops playing he stops living. And sharks are very playful creatures.",Michael,TRUE
1546,1,5,47,"[Dwight holds the first aid kit up] I'm the safety officer, not you.",Angela,TRUE
1547,1,5,47,"Isn't that crazy? I'm a Volunteer Sheriff's Deputy. Lackawanna County says that it's okay for me to perform CPR, but for Michael my lips aren't qualified enough for his perfect little face. It's nuts.",Dwight,TRUE
1548,1,5,47,Is that really necessary?,Angela,TRUE
1549,1,5,47,[wearing a face guard] I've almost had my nose broken a dozen times.,Dwight,TRUE
1550,1,5,48,"You know what. I think most basketball movies are great movies. Because it's a great subject. There's one about a little kid who, um, joins a professional basketball team and he's really, really good and he can dunk and he's like 3 feet tall. And he can dunk the ball. That, oh, I love that movie. That movie kind of, that movie makes me cry. I don't like to cry on camera, but that movie makes me cry. Um, because it touches a cord in me about hoops. [Michael's free throw is really short] Short, short, short! And basketball is like jazz, you know. To like pertipify it there's a jazz musician, a guy, you know... if you know jazz you know who I mean. He's uh, God what was his name? Um, he plays one of those curly horns, like those really shiny curly horns that's used in jazz a lot.",Michael,TRUE
1551,1,5,49,[back to the basketball game] Let's go Lonny.,Warehouse Worker,FALSE
1552,1,5,49,"[Michael steals the ball] Yeah, Michael. Go Michael. [makes shot]",Jim,FALSE
1553,1,5,49,Yes!,Dwight,FALSE
1554,1,5,50,"Birdie. He's not the guy with the cheeks. Kenny G. Is... if you knew jazz, you'd know who I mean. Kenny G. God. Glad I remembered that. Jazz people know who he is.",Michael,FALSE
1555,1,5,51,"[back to the basketball game] Dwight, pass it to Jim! Pass it to Ryan!",Michael,TRUE
1556,1,5,51,"Oh, my ankle!",Stanley,TRUE
1557,1,5,51,"Stanley, gotta play hurt.",Michael,TRUE
1558,1,5,51,"Oh, actually no I don't Michael.",Stanley,TRUE
1559,1,5,51,"I just want you know, you've been a big disappointment to me today, okay.",Michael,TRUE
1560,1,5,51,[in pain] Oh. Go away.,Stanley,TRUE
1561,1,5,51,"I'm in. I'm in. Here we go. [Lonny gets around Michael to score and he ends up in front of Phyllis] Zone, Phyllis! We're playing zone!",Michael,TRUE
1562,1,5,53,[Michael hits a half court shot] Ah! [clapping],Everybody,TRUE
1563,1,5,53,Yes! Yes! All right. We got game!,Michael,TRUE
1564,1,6,1,Are you listening to me Michael?,Jan,FALSE
1565,1,6,1,Affirmative.,Michael,FALSE
1566,1,6,1,What did I just say?,Jan,FALSE
1567,1,6,1,"You just said, let me uh... check my notes.  You just said...",Michael,FALSE
1568,1,6,1,Alan and I have created an incentive program to increase sales.,Jan,FALSE
1569,1,6,1,"Hey, hey how is Alan?  Tell Alan that the Mets suck! Okay? From me, big time. Go Pirates!",Michael,FALSE
1570,1,6,1,I'm not going to do that Michael.,Jan,FALSE
1571,1,6,1,Okay,Michael,FALSE
1572,1,6,1,We've created an incentive program to increase sales.,Jan,FALSE
1573,1,6,1,"Uh, huh.",Michael,FALSE
1574,1,6,1,At the end of the month you can reward your top seller with a prize worth up to a thousand dollars.,Jan,FALSE
1575,1,6,1,"Whoa. Howdy-ho. Wow, a thousand big ones. That's cool. Do I uh, do I get to pick the prize?",Michael,FALSE
1576,1,6,1,"Uh, yes. Yes you can.",Jan,FALSE
1577,1,6,1,"Um, question: Does top salesman include uh, people who were at one time such outstanding salesman that've been promoted to...",Michael,FALSE
1578,1,6,1,"No, Michael. No. You can't win this prize.",Jan,FALSE
1579,1,6,1,I didn't mean me!,Michael,FALSE
1580,1,6,2,"Well, first what we have to do is find out what motivates people more than anything else.",Michael,FALSE
1581,1,6,2,Sex.,Dwight,FALSE
1582,1,6,2,It's illegal. Can't do that.  Next best thing.,Michael,FALSE
1583,1,6,2,Torture.,Dwight,FALSE
1584,1,6,2,"Tah, come on Dwight. Just help me out here. That's just stupid.",Michael,FALSE
1585,1,6,2,"Uh, Michael?",Pam,FALSE
1586,1,6,2,Pam!,Michael,FALSE
1587,1,6,2,"Hey, there's a...",Pam,FALSE
1588,1,6,2,Burger with cheese!,Michael,FALSE
1589,1,6,2,There's a person here...,Pam,FALSE
1590,1,6,2,And fries!,Michael,FALSE
1591,1,6,2,There's...,Pam,FALSE
1592,1,6,2,And shake! What? Go ahead.,Michael,FALSE
1593,1,6,2,There's a person here who wants to sell handbags.,Pam,FALSE
1594,1,6,2,"No, no, no. No vendors in the office. That is a distraction.",Michael,FALSE
1595,1,6,2,"Okay, I told her you'd talk to her.",Pam,FALSE
1596,1,6,2,"Pam. Pam. Come on, I'm busy. So just tell her to go away.",Michael,FALSE
1597,1,6,2,Okay.,Pam,FALSE
1598,1,6,2,"[exhales loudly, looks out window and sees Katy] Oooh, alright I'll talk to her.",Michael,FALSE
1599,1,6,3,This one is hand embroidered.,Katy,FALSE
1600,1,6,3,"All right girls break it up, you're being infiltrated. Cock in the henhouse.",Michael,FALSE
1601,1,6,3,Cocks in the henhouse.,Dwight,FALSE
1602,1,6,3,"Don't say cocks. Oh, what is your name, my fair lass?",Michael,FALSE
1603,1,6,3,Katy.,Katy,FALSE
1604,1,6,3,"Ah, Katy. Wow. Look at you. You are, uh you're like the new and improved Pam. Pam 6.0.",Michael,FALSE
1605,1,6,3,"Oh, look. Oh hey, no catfights you two. I'm  against violence in the workplace.",Michael,FALSE
1606,1,6,3,So am I.,Dwight,FALSE
1607,1,6,3,Nobody cares what you think.,Michael,FALSE
1608,1,6,3,Doesn't matter.,Dwight,FALSE
1609,1,6,3,"So uh, you know what? I usually don't allow solicitors in the office but today I am going to break some rules, and you can have the conference room. It's yours. All day.",Michael,FALSE
1610,1,6,3,"Wow, thanks.",Katy,FALSE
1611,1,6,3,There's an HR meeting in there at 11:30.,Pam,FALSE
1612,1,6,3,"Well, lets put 'em in the hallway. Give 'em some chairs. Right? Decisiveness. One of the keys to success according to Small Businessman.",Michael,FALSE
1613,1,6,4,"I do. I read Small Business man. I also uh, subscribe to USA Today and American Way Magazine, that's the in-flight magazine. Some great articles in that. They did this great profile last month of Doris Roberts and where she likes to eat when she's in Phoenix. Illuminating.",Michael,FALSE
1614,1,6,5,"This is my conference room. So please, uh, make yourself at home. Whatever you need, I'm right on the other side of this wall. [knocks on wall]  used to be a window here. There's not anymore. So, that's where I will be.",Michael,FALSE
1615,1,6,5,"So if you need anything else, something to make you more confortable just don't hesitate to ask. I'm right here.",Michael,FALSE
1616,1,6,5,I guess a cup of coffee would be great.,Katy,FALSE
1617,1,6,5,"Wait a second. I should have spotted another addict. Uh, gotta love the 'bucks.",Michael,FALSE
1618,1,6,5,What?,Katy,FALSE
1619,1,6,5,"It's like a slang for Starbucks. They're all over the place. Oh, man, that place is like the promised land to me. What a business model too. Ah, too bad we don't have the good stuff here.",Michael,FALSE
1620,1,6,5,Regular coffee is fine.,Katy,FALSE
1621,1,6,5,"Nah, it's not. it's spppplllibbb",Michael,FALSE
1622,1,6,5,No really it is.,Katy,FALSE
1623,1,6,5,"No, here's the thing. Y'know I do my best to be my own man and go by the beat of a different drummer and nobody gets me, and they're always putting up walls and I'm always tearing 'em down, just breakin' down barriers, that's what I do all day.  So a coffee, regular coffee for you. High test, or unleaded?",Michael,FALSE
1624,1,6,5,Bring it on.,Katy,FALSE
1625,1,6,5,"Oh. Woo, I will. I will bring it on. Ah, all right.",Michael,FALSE
1626,1,6,6,So are you jealous 'cause there's another girl around?,Kevin,FALSE
1627,1,6,6,No.,Pam,FALSE
1628,1,6,6,She's prettier than you though.,Kevin,FALSE
1629,1,6,6,"That's a very rude thing to say, Kevin.",Pam,FALSE
1630,1,6,6,[nods],Kevin,FALSE
1631,1,6,7,So do you like the periwinkle and the purples?,Katy,FALSE
1632,1,6,8,"The purse girl hits everything on my checklist. Creamy skin. Straight teeth. Curly hair. Amazing breasts. Not for me, for my children. The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies.",Dwight,FALSE
1633,1,6,9,[handing Katy a mug of coffee] There ya go. Nice steaming cup o'joe.,Michael,FALSE
1634,1,6,9,Thank you.,Katy,FALSE
1635,1,6,9,"I have an idea.  Why don't I introduce you around, you know you can kind of get your foot in the door, meet potential clientele, right?",Michael,FALSE
1636,1,6,9,"Gosh, I would love to but, my purses, I should, um...",Katy,FALSE
1637,1,6,9,"Oh, um, well, we could have Ryan take a look. Ryan, would you look after the purses, please?",Michael,FALSE
1638,1,6,9,I'm installing File Share on all the computers.,Ryan,FALSE
1639,1,6,9,"Yeah, well, bladdy-bluda-blah-blah. Techno-babble. Just do it, okay. We have company. Right?",Michael,FALSE
1640,1,6,10,"You should sell a lot here because this branch made over a million dollars last year. Not that we're all millionaires. I'm probably closest. So here's Oscar. Oscar, this is Katy.",Michael,FALSE
1641,1,6,10,I'm on the phone.,Oscar,FALSE
1642,1,6,10,Oooh-ooh. Oscar the grouch. Right? I thought of that.,Michael,FALSE
1643,1,6,10,That was on Sesame Street.,Katy,FALSE
1644,1,6,10,I know. I know. I made the connection. Can you believe he'd never heard that before he worked here?,Michael,FALSE
1645,1,6,10,"No, I don't believe that.",Katy,FALSE
1646,1,6,10,"I know, it's unbelievable.",Michael,FALSE
1647,1,6,11,"It's nice having Katy around. It's another person for Michael to um, interact with.",Pam,FALSE
1648,1,6,12,"Here is Toby from Human Resources. Katy, Toby.",Michael,FALSE
1649,1,6,12,Hi,Katy,FALSE
1650,1,6,12,"Hi, nice to meet you.",Toby,FALSE
1651,1,6,12,"Toby, Katy.",Michael,FALSE
1652,1,6,12,"Hey, um did you go to uh, Bishop O'Hara?",Toby,FALSE
1653,1,6,12,Yeah.,Katy,FALSE
1654,1,6,12,"Yeah, me too.",Toby,FALSE
1655,1,6,12,Cool. What year were you there?,Katy,FALSE
1656,1,6,12,Eighty-nine.,Toby,FALSE
1657,1,6,12,"Toby's divorced. He uh, guh recently, right?",Michael,FALSE
1658,1,6,12,Yeah.,Toby,FALSE
1659,1,6,12,"You and your wife, and you have kids.",Michael,FALSE
1660,1,6,12,A girl.,Toby,FALSE
1661,1,6,12,Oh that so - that was really messy. He slept one night in your car too?,Michael,FALSE
1662,1,6,12,[looks resigned],Toby,FALSE
1663,1,6,12,I should probably get back to my table.,Katy,FALSE
1664,1,6,12,"Okay. Alright. Cool.  See ya in a bit. [looks at picture on Toby's desk] Oh, she's cute.  Cutie-pie. Back to work.",Michael,FALSE
1665,1,6,13,"I live by one rule. No office romances. No way. Very messy. Inappropriate. No. But, I live by another rule: Just do it. Nike.",Michael,FALSE
1666,1,6,14,"Hey, Jimmy what do you think of that little purse girl, huh?",Roy,FALSE
1667,1,6,14,"Cute, sure, yeah.",Jim,FALSE
1668,1,6,14,Why don't you get on that?,Roy,FALSE
1669,1,6,14,She's not really my type.,Jim,FALSE
1670,1,6,14,What are you gay?,Roy,FALSE
1671,1,6,14,"Hmmm, I don't think so. Nope.",Jim,FALSE
1672,1,6,14,What is your type?,Kevin,FALSE
1673,1,6,14,"[glances at Pam] Moms, primarily. Yep. Soccer moms. Single moms. NASCAR moms. Any type of moms, really.",Jim,FALSE
1674,1,6,14,That's disgusting.,Roy,FALSE
1675,1,6,14,Stay away from my mom.,Kevin,FALSE
1676,1,6,14,"Too late, Kev.",Jim,FALSE
1677,1,6,14,"[Katy walks through breakroom] Man, I would be all over that if I wasn't dating Pam.",Roy,FALSE
1678,1,6,14,"We're not dating, we're engaged.",Pam,FALSE
1679,1,6,14,"Engaged, yeah.",Roy,FALSE
1680,1,6,15,"Pam and I are good buddies.  I'm sort of Pam's go-to guy for her problems. You know with stuff like work, or uh, her fiance Roy. Or uh... Nope, those are pretty much her only two problems.",Jim,FALSE
1681,1,6,16,She'd be perfect for you.,Jim,FALSE
1682,1,6,16,Hmmm... she's been talking to Michael a lot.,Dwight,FALSE
1683,1,6,16,"So, what? You're Assistant Regional Manager.",Jim,FALSE
1684,1,6,16,Assistant to the Regional Manager.,Dwight,FALSE
1685,1,6,16,"Well, you know what Dwight? He's your work boss, okay? He is not your relationship boss.",Jim,FALSE
1686,1,6,16,That's true.,Dwight,FALSE
1687,1,6,16,"Plus you have so much more to talk to this girl about, You're both um, salesmen. I mean that's something right there.",Jim,FALSE
1688,1,6,16,True. Plus I can talk to her about the origins of my last name.,Dwight,FALSE
1689,1,6,16,It's all gold.,Jim,FALSE
1690,1,6,17,"Guys are usually my best customers, they buy the high end stuff like the beads and the sequins and stuff. For gifts, you know?  They don't know what they are looking at. So I make suggestions.",Katy,FALSE
1691,1,6,18,"Alright. Here's the thing okay, you just keep talking to her.  If you hit a stall you have a perfect fall back.",Jim,FALSE
1692,1,6,18,What's that?,Dwight,FALSE
1693,1,6,18,You buy a purse.,Jim,FALSE
1694,1,6,18,I don't want a purse. Purses are for girls.,Dwight,FALSE
1695,1,6,18,"Dwight, that's not necessarily true. Do you read GQ?",Jim,FALSE
1696,1,6,18,No.,Dwight,FALSE
1697,1,6,18,"Okay, I do. There like mini briefcases, alright?  Lots of guys have them.",Jim,FALSE
1698,1,6,18,Like those?,Dwight,FALSE
1699,1,6,18,"Yes. Listen, you are spending way too much time talking to me, when you could be talking to her.",Jim,FALSE
1700,1,6,18,"Okay, I'm just going to use the bathroom, and then I'm going...",Dwight,FALSE
1701,1,6,18,No. You don't need the bathroom. You've got it. Go.,Jim,FALSE
1702,1,6,19,"Okay, shhhh stop... stop whatever you're doing because this is going to be good.",Jim,FALSE
1703,1,6,19,[smiles],Pam,FALSE
1704,1,6,19,"[mimicing Dwight in high-falsetto voice] Hi my name's Dwight Schrute and I would like to buy a purse from you. Good lord, look at these purses! This is something special. Oh my God is this Salvatore Di-chini-asta?",Jim,FALSE
1705,1,6,19,"[mimicing Katy] Oh definitely, definitely step in and out of it like that.",Pam,FALSE
1706,1,6,19,"Yes, well I want to stress test it. You know, in case anything happens.",Jim,FALSE
1707,1,6,19,Oh!,Pam,FALSE
1708,1,6,19,Oh! That was really. [Dwight hits purse against table] This is necessary to do to really give it a good workout. This is the ooooh... This is the prettiest one of all.,Jim,FALSE
1709,1,6,19,Oh...,Pam,FALSE
1710,1,6,19,"I'm going to be the prettiest girl in the ball.  Oh, how much?",Jim,FALSE
1711,1,6,19,"Oh, God. It's sad. It's so sad.",Pam,FALSE
1712,1,6,19,"[whispering] Here he comes, shhh...",Jim,FALSE
1713,1,6,19,[gives Dwight a thumbs-up - mouths the word] Good.,Jim,FALSE
1714,1,6,19,[smiles in agreement],Pam,FALSE
1715,1,6,19,He did pick a good one.,Jim,FALSE
1716,1,6,19,You're horrible.,Pam,FALSE
1717,1,6,20,This one's really good for a hot date.,Katy,FALSE
1718,1,6,20,"Yeah, what's that?",Pam,FALSE
1719,1,6,20,[laughs],Katy,FALSE
1720,1,6,20,I'm engaged. So...,Pam,FALSE
1721,1,6,20,Congratulations.  You need a hot date more than anyone.,Katy,FALSE
1722,1,6,20,"I wished, right?",Pam,FALSE
1723,1,6,20,"Giggle-giggle, juji-juji, I get it, I get it. Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood over here right?  [to Katy] So how's that uh, coffee from earlier?",Michael,FALSE
1724,1,6,20,Good.,Katy,FALSE
1725,1,6,20,"Ah, I knew it. Guzzled it down. You greedy little thing.  So, uh, Pam is this your lunch break, or was that earlier when you were eating in the kitchen with those guys?",Michael,FALSE
1726,1,6,20,[whispers] Sorry.,Katy,FALSE
1727,1,6,20,Busted.,Michael,FALSE
1728,1,6,20,[to Pam] Come back...,Katy,FALSE
1729,1,6,20,"Oh hey, I want to show you something. Come here I want to show you something.  I know you are going to like this. Picked it up today. A thousand big ones.",Michael,FALSE
1730,1,6,20,Is that from Starbucks?,Katy,FALSE
1731,1,6,20,Yes. This is a Starbucks digital barista. This is the mack daddy of espresso makers.,Michael,FALSE
1732,1,6,20,Wow. Is that for the office?,Katy,FALSE
1733,1,6,20,"Oh, I know what you're thinking. You're not prying this out of my hands, but don't tempt me because I'll give it to you!",Michael,FALSE
1734,1,6,20,I wouldn't think of it.,Katy,FALSE
1735,1,6,21,"Coffee is the great incentivizer in the office. It's a drug. It is quite literally a drug that speeds people up. It's not the only drug that speeds people up. You hear stories about Dunder Mifflin in the eighties before everybody knew how bad cocaine was. Guh. Man, did they move paper!",Michael,FALSE
1736,1,6,22,"[Katy reading text message on her phone] Oh the rotating um, steam wand. [Katy looks annoyed] What? What's the matter?",Michael,FALSE
1737,1,6,22,"Oh, nothing.  My ride just bailed on me.",Katy,FALSE
1738,1,6,22,"Oh, oh! God. I'm sorry. Is there...?",Michael,FALSE
1739,1,6,22,"Oh no, it's um...",Katy,FALSE
1740,1,6,22,Where you going? Nearby? Because I can give you a ride.,Michael,FALSE
1741,1,6,22,No...,Katy,FALSE
1742,1,6,22,"Seriously. No, really.",Michael,FALSE
1743,1,6,22,No. I really don't want to inconvenience you.,Katy,FALSE
1744,1,6,22,"God! No, no, no, no. No inconvenience. I mean I'm out of here at five sharp.",Michael,FALSE
1745,1,6,22,At five?,Katy,FALSE
1746,1,6,22,"I can go earlier. 'Cause I'm the boss. You know, whatever. I'm out of here slaves.",Michael,FALSE
1747,1,6,22,Okay.,Katy,FALSE
1748,1,6,22,What?,Michael,FALSE
1749,1,6,22,"Okay, I guess that would be, I guess that would be okay.",Katy,FALSE
1750,1,6,22,Okay. Sounds good. Sounds good.  Five o'clock sharp.  I will give you and your purses a ride home.,Michael,FALSE
1751,1,6,22,Okay. Cool.,Katy,FALSE
1752,1,6,22,Excellent.,Michael,FALSE
1753,1,6,22,Cool.,Katy,FALSE
1754,1,6,22,"Great. Cool. Cool. [takes deep breath - looks at camera] Yeah, okay.",Michael,FALSE
1755,1,6,23,I should have never let the Temp touch this thing. I had all these great icons and now I have four folders. So..,Michael,FALSE
1756,1,6,23,It's actually better this way.,Dwight,FALSE
1757,1,6,23,No it's not. Because I could just click on the icon and then I'm onto---,Michael,FALSE
1758,1,6,23,Michael could I ask you something? I wanted to ask your permission to ask out Katy. I know it's against the rules and everything. Because...,Dwight,FALSE
1759,1,6,23,"No, no, no it's not against the rules.  She's not a permanent employee so it's not.",Michael,FALSE
1760,1,6,23,"Thank you, Michael. I appreciate this so much.",Dwight,FALSE
1761,1,6,23,But I think you should just know that I am going to be giving her a ride home later.,Michael,FALSE
1762,1,6,23,What?,Dwight,FALSE
1763,1,6,23,She asked me for a ride and so I am going to give her a ride home.,Michael,FALSE
1764,1,6,23,Is that all it is? Just a ride home? Like a taxicab?,Dwight,FALSE
1765,1,6,23,"Well, might be a ride home.  Might be a ride home and we stop for coffee and dot-dot-dot...",Michael,FALSE
1766,1,6,23,"Please. Please, I am your inferior and I'm asking you this favor. Can you promise me that it will just be a ride home?",Dwight,FALSE
1767,1,6,23,No. I cannot promise you that.,Michael,FALSE
1768,1,6,23,"You cannot promise me, or you won't promise me?",Dwight,FALSE
1769,1,6,23,"Listen, Dwight.",Michael,FALSE
1770,1,6,23,Do you love her?,Dwight,FALSE
1771,1,6,23,"[laughs] Dwight, no. I don't know. It's too early to tell. I don't know how I feel. [Dwight sadly looks away]",Michael,FALSE
1772,1,6,24,"I think you've made a really good choice, she's really going to like that.",Katy,FALSE
1773,1,6,24,Hmmm...,Stanley,FALSE
1774,1,6,24,Espresso?,Michael,FALSE
1775,1,6,24,"Oh, thank you.",Katy,FALSE
1776,1,6,24,You're welcome. Thank you.  Hmmm-hmm-hmm.,Michael,FALSE
1777,1,6,24,Is that from the machine that was in your office?,Stanley,FALSE
1778,1,6,24,Ummm-hmmm...,Michael,FALSE
1779,1,6,24,I thought that was the incentive prize for the top salesperson.,Stanley,FALSE
1780,1,6,24,Very easy to clean.,Michael,FALSE
1781,1,6,24,"Okay. Like he's going to win anyway, right? [laughs]",Michael,FALSE
1782,1,6,25,Did we get any mail?,Michael,FALSE
1783,1,6,25,"Yeah, I gave it to you.",Pam,FALSE
1784,1,6,25,"Yes you did. Yes, you did. Just checkin'. Just checkin', double checkin', checkin' on the check. Thoroughness is very important in an office and...",Michael,FALSE
1785,1,6,25,"So, can I..? [points to the door]",Pam,FALSE
1786,1,6,25,"Yeah, yeah, of course. Uh, Pam, one more thing. Um, how do girls your age feel about futons?",Michael,FALSE
1787,1,6,26,A futon?,Jim,FALSE
1788,1,6,26,[nods],Pam,FALSE
1789,1,6,26,He's a grown man,Jim,FALSE
1790,1,6,26,That's what he said.,Pam,FALSE
1791,1,6,26,"That's sad. Or it's innovative. Well, you know the futon is a bed and couch all rolled into one. [Jim sees Roy and trails off]",Jim,FALSE
1792,1,6,26,What's up?,Roy,FALSE
1793,1,6,26,[not looking at Roy] Hi.,Pam,FALSE
1794,1,6,26,Are you still mad at me?,Roy,FALSE
1795,1,6,26,Roy...,Pam,FALSE
1796,1,6,26,Come on [begins to tickle Pam],Roy,FALSE
1797,1,6,26,Cut it out.,Pam,FALSE
1798,1,6,26,"Come on, you mad at me?",Roy,FALSE
1799,1,6,26,Stop it. [laughing],Pam,FALSE
1800,1,6,26,Are you still mad at me now?,Roy,FALSE
1801,1,6,26,[giggling] Cut it out.,Pam,FALSE
1802,1,6,26,Are you mad at me now?,Roy,FALSE
1803,1,6,26,Stop. [giggling],Pam,FALSE
1804,1,6,26,"Huh? huh?  Come on... Come on, Pammy I was just kidding.",Roy,FALSE
1805,1,6,26,"[breathless] Stop, I can't breathe.",Pam,FALSE
1806,1,6,26,I was just kidding.  You know I didn't mean it. I can't...,Roy,FALSE
1807,1,6,27,Jim is a great guy. He's like a brother to me.  We're like best friends in the office and I really hope he finds someone.,Pam,FALSE
1808,1,6,28,You seem to like to touch things. Did you try the velvet?,Katy,FALSE
1809,1,6,28,I don't like to necessarily touch things. I'm just... I'm shopping.,Angela,FALSE
1810,1,6,28,"Oh no, it's fine that you, um. Here, what about the raspberry one? It's really uh, kind of festive. It's got a lot of personality.",Katy,FALSE
1811,1,6,28,"Yeah, uh no.",Angela,FALSE
1812,1,6,28,"Hey, how's it going?  Good. Can I talk to you for a second? In private?",Dwight,FALSE
1813,1,6,28,I don't think so I'm really busy.,Katy,FALSE
1814,1,6,28,It will just take a second.,Dwight,FALSE
1815,1,6,28,I can't.,Katy,FALSE
1816,1,6,28,Just for a minute.,Dwight,FALSE
1817,1,6,28,I really can't.,Katy,FALSE
1818,1,6,28,Please? I wanted to talk to you in private because I wanted to ask you out on a date.,Dwight,FALSE
1819,1,6,28,No.,Katy,FALSE
1820,1,6,28,"Ok was that no to talking to me in private, or was that no to the date?",Dwight,FALSE
1821,1,6,28,Both.,Katy,FALSE
1822,1,6,28,What colors do you like?,Katy,FALSE
1823,1,6,28,Gray. Dark Gray. Charcoal.,Angela,FALSE
1824,1,6,29,Ryan.,Michael,FALSE
1825,1,6,29,Yeah.,Ryan,FALSE
1826,1,6,29,Would you like to help me with a special project?,Michael,FALSE
1827,1,6,29,I would love to.,Ryan,FALSE
1828,1,6,29,Alright.,Michael,FALSE
1829,1,6,30,"[in Michael's car] Okay, just throw out all the empties.",Michael,FALSE
1830,1,6,30,You don't want to recycle them?,Ryan,FALSE
1831,1,6,30,"Um, yes. Throw them away in the recycling bin.",Michael,FALSE
1832,1,6,30,Do you want this? [holding a full bottle of water],Ryan,FALSE
1833,1,6,30,No.,Michael,FALSE
1834,1,6,30,What about this bottle of power drink?,Ryan,FALSE
1835,1,6,30,"Uh, what flavor?",Michael,FALSE
1836,1,6,30,Blue.,Ryan,FALSE
1837,1,6,30,Blue's not a flavor.,Michael,FALSE
1838,1,6,30,It says flavor: Blue Blast.,Ryan,FALSE
1839,1,6,30,"Oh, Blue Blast. Yes, put that in the trunk, and there should be an unopened Arctic Chill back there. I want that in the passengers cupholder. Thank you.",Michael,FALSE
1840,1,6,31,Hi.,Jim,FALSE
1841,1,6,31,Hi.,Katy,FALSE
1842,1,6,31,"I'm Jim, by the way.",Jim,FALSE
1843,1,6,31,I'm Katy.,Katy,FALSE
1844,1,6,31,"Hi Katy, nice to meet you.",Jim,FALSE
1845,1,6,31,"You sit out there, don't you?",Katy,FALSE
1846,1,6,31,"I do. That's what I'm best known for. Sitting out there. Alright, let's talk about purses.",Jim,FALSE
1847,1,6,31,"Okay, um...",Katy,FALSE
1848,1,6,31,"Katy but you know what, don't try to sell me one. Okay, seriously 'cause I'm just here to learn.",Jim,FALSE
1849,1,6,31,Okay. [laughs],Katy,FALSE
1850,1,6,31,"Okay, so I know about most of these, but you know you can...",Jim,FALSE
1851,1,6,31,Okay.,Katy,FALSE
1852,1,6,32,"What, stop! Whoa! That's my Drakkar Noir.",Michael,FALSE
1853,1,6,32,"No, this is Rite Aid Night Swept.",Ryan,FALSE
1854,1,6,32,"No, it is a perfect smell-alike. I'm not paying for the label. Right here. Give it.",Michael,FALSE
1855,1,6,32,"Well, it's empty.",Ryan,FALSE
1856,1,6,32,"Not it's not, there's some in the straw. [Michael opens bottle and wipes straw along his neck] There, now you may throw it out.",Michael,FALSE
1857,1,6,32,Wow. How many filet-o-fishes did you eat?,Ryan,FALSE
1858,1,6,32,"That's over several months, Ryan.",Michael,FALSE
1859,1,6,32,[Under his breath] Still.,Ryan,FALSE
1860,1,6,33,What's up?,Jim,FALSE
1861,1,6,33,I'm bored.,Pam,FALSE
1862,1,6,33,Thank you for choosing me.,Jim,FALSE
1863,1,6,33,"No, I'm kidding. Um, so you got big plans this weekend?",Pam,FALSE
1864,1,6,33,"Ah, well I think I'm gonna see Katy.",Jim,FALSE
1865,1,6,33,Really?,Pam,FALSE
1866,1,6,33,Yeah.,Jim,FALSE
1867,1,6,33,What are you guys going to do?,Pam,FALSE
1868,1,6,33,"Oh, man I don't know. Uh, dinner, drinks, movie, matching tattoos.",Jim,FALSE
1869,1,6,33,That's great.,Pam,FALSE
1870,1,6,33,And stuff... yeah.,Jim,FALSE
1871,1,6,33,That's cool.,Pam,FALSE
1872,1,6,33,What are you doing?,Jim,FALSE
1873,1,6,33,"I, I was gonna say, I think that um, we're gonna help Roy's cousin move.",Pam,FALSE
1874,1,6,33,Okay.,Jim,FALSE
1875,1,6,33,Cause Roy's got a truck.,Pam,FALSE
1876,1,6,33,That's cool.,Jim,FALSE
1877,1,6,33,"Uh, huh. Yes.",Pam,FALSE
1878,1,6,33,"That is cool. Well, I'll see you Monday though, right?",Jim,FALSE
1879,1,6,33,Great.,Pam,FALSE
1880,1,6,33,Okay.,Jim,FALSE
1881,1,6,33,"Okay, I'm gonna head back.",Pam,FALSE
1882,1,6,33,Alright.,Jim,FALSE
1883,1,6,34,"I think in order to be a ladies man, it's imperative that people don't know you're a ladies man, so I kind of play that close to the chest. I don't know, what can I say? Women are attracted to power. And I think other people have told me that I have a very symmetrical face. [laughs] I don't know. I don't know. Maybe they're right?  I don't know.",Michael,FALSE
1884,1,6,35,Sure you don't want me to help you with that?  Cause I can grab that no problem.,Michael,FALSE
1885,1,6,35,"Goodnight, it was nice nice to meet some of you.",Katy,FALSE
1886,1,6,35,"See you later. Goodnight. Goodnight, Jim.",Michael,FALSE
1887,1,6,35,"Goodnight, Michael.",Jim,FALSE
1888,1,6,35,Where you going?,Michael,FALSE
1889,1,6,35,"I don't know. Grab a drink, I think?",Jim,FALSE
1890,1,6,35,With us?,Michael,FALSE
1891,1,6,35,"I uh, I probably should have told you, I don't need a ride now 'cause Jim can take me home after so you're off the hook.",Katy,FALSE
1892,1,6,35,"Okay. Great. Off the hook. Excellent. Okay, cool.",Michael,FALSE
1893,1,6,35,I got this. [taking Katy's bag from Michael],Jim,FALSE
1894,1,6,35,"Alright, have fun.",Michael,FALSE
1895,1,6,35,Thanks.,Katy,FALSE
1896,1,6,35,I got it.,Jim,FALSE
1897,1,6,35,Don't drink and drive.,Michael,FALSE
1898,1,6,35,Take it easy.,Michael,FALSE
1899,1,6,35,Have a good night.,Jim,FALSE
1900,1,6,35,"You too, have a good night.",Michael,FALSE
1901,1,6,35,You got that?,Katy,FALSE
1902,1,6,35,"Oh, yeah. You sold a lot, so it's lighter.",Jim,FALSE
1903,1,6,35,Good. Here. Squeeze it inside.,Katy,FALSE
1904,1,6,35,"Alright now, I'm gonna warn you. Don't freak out, okay?",Jim,FALSE
1905,1,6,35,Why?,Katy,FALSE
1906,1,6,35,"This is a really nice car. In case you haven't noticed, this is a Corolla. Okay.",Jim,FALSE
1907,1,6,35,It's a... it's a very nice car.,Katy,FALSE
1908,1,6,35,You're not going to freak out?,Jim,FALSE
1909,1,6,36,"Do I have a special someone?  Uh well, yeah of course. A bunch of 'em. My employees. If I had to choose between a one-night-stand with some stupid cow I pick-up in a bar, and these people? I'd pick them every time.  Because with them, it is an everyday stand and I still know their names in the morning.",Michael,FALSE
1910,1,6,37,"The perfect girl for me would be Konikotaka. She has the most amazing story. She was orphaned at age 10 when both her parents were assassinated, and she was taken in by a wealthy, but very cruel, businessman. So she practiced aikido in secret for years until she could avenge the death of her parents. She's also a survivor of monster rape.",Dwight,TRUE
1911,1,6,38,This is really well made. Good stitching. Excellent fabric. [shakes the purse from side to side by it's handle] You sell a lot of these?,Dwight,TRUE
1912,1,6,38,"It's very popular, yeah.",Katy,TRUE
1913,1,6,38,I knew it. Is it waterproof?,Dwight,TRUE
1914,1,6,38,I'm not sure. It's faux snakeskin.,Katy,TRUE
1915,1,6,38,"Snakes are waterproof. So, I'm betting that it's waterproof. Do you know the difference between a snake and an eel?",Dwight,TRUE
1916,1,6,38,No.,Katy,TRUE
1917,1,6,38,Cause I could look it up real easily.,Dwight,TRUE
1918,1,6,38,"You're really into reptiles, huh?",Katy,TRUE
1919,1,6,38,My belt's made out of alligator. Check it out. [lifts shirt],Dwight,TRUE
1920,1,6,38,"Oh, um, it's okay.",Katy,TRUE
1921,1,6,38,"Dwight. Dwight. Dwight! Okay, that's it. Keep it in your pants.",Michael,TRUE
1922,1,6,38,I was just showing her my belt.,Dwight,TRUE
1923,1,6,38,"Well, don't do that. Where are your glasses?",Michael,TRUE
1924,1,6,38,I....,Dwight,TRUE
1925,1,6,38,He wears glasses. Did you know that?,Michael,TRUE
1926,1,6,38,Not all the time.,Dwight,TRUE
1927,1,6,38,"Well, now suddenly he can see. [laughs] Okay, take off. See ya. Bye-bye. [gives coffee to Katy] There you go steaming hot cup of joe.",Michael,TRUE
1928,1,6,38,Thank you.,Katy,TRUE
1929,1,6,38,"Oh, I know your hero. Yeah, saving you from Animal Planet Jack over there. [laughs]",Michael,TRUE
1930,1,6,38,"Ha. Yeah, asks a lot of questions.",Katy,TRUE
1931,1,6,38,"Yeah, yeah he is the worst.",Michael,TRUE
1932,1,6,39,"What's the um, saying, 'once their laughing they're... that's... Once they're laughing that's 50 percent of them being horizontal. So, not that I'm just... Not that that's my... that's what I'm trying to do, but I think it helps kind of melts the ice. Breaks the ice, melts... Breaks the ice and melts them. Melts their hearts.",Michael,TRUE
1933,1,6,40,"Thank you, Al Gore... for the Internet. Can send messages from one side the global to the other in the blink of an eye. Can you believe we couldn't do that ten years ago?",Michael,TRUE
1934,1,6,40,We could do that ten years ago.,Katy,TRUE
1935,1,6,40,"Right, but 20 years ago we couldn't and that is amazing. Here's Toby from Human Resources. This is Katy. Toby, Katy.",Michael,TRUE
1936,1,6,40,Hi.,Toby,TRUE
1937,1,6,40,Hi.,Katy,TRUE
1938,1,6,40,"Hey, did you go to Bishop Ohara?",Toby,TRUE
1939,1,6,40,Yeah.,Katy,TRUE
1940,1,6,40,"Yeah, me too.",Toby,TRUE
1941,1,6,40,"Cool, what year where you there?",Katy,TRUE
1942,1,6,40,89.,Toby,TRUE
1943,1,6,40,Oh.,Katy,TRUE
1944,1,6,40,"[talking over Toby and Katy] Toby's divorced. God, that's hard. That really ripped you up. She got the kids right? That'll damage ya. Sorry man. That's uh, that's a bad one. How much you paying her? What can, you can't even afford anything now, right? You're all right though, right? Don't ask me for a raise. [laughs] Cup of Soup's a good idea though. That'll... that's a good budgetary thing to do.",Michael,TRUE
1945,1,6,40,It's just a snack.,Toby,TRUE
1946,1,6,40,"Well, they're good snacks. They're good food, good meals, good lunch. Roman noodles are good too. You still sleepin' in the car?",Michael,TRUE
1947,1,6,40,No.,Toby,TRUE
1948,1,6,40,Cause he slept in the car a couple times.,Michael,TRUE
1949,1,6,40,Just the once.,Toby,TRUE
1950,1,6,40,"Are you still taking the antidepressants? 'Cause it was a good idea. 'Cause it'll help. It'll help, man.",Michael,TRUE
1951,1,6,40,I'm gonna go back to my table.,Katy,TRUE
1952,1,6,40,Okay. I'll see you in a bit. [whispering] She's pretty cute isn't she? See you in a bit.,Michael,TRUE
1953,1,6,41,I mean whatever one you want.,Ryan,TRUE
1954,1,6,41,"Um, I like that one I think. [Ryan hands her a purse]",Kelly,TRUE
1955,1,6,41,"Yeah, I mean, it looks real good, probably.",Ryan,TRUE
1956,1,6,42,You know Michael's been talking to her too.,Pam,TRUE
1957,1,6,42,"Oh, really?",Jim,TRUE
1958,1,6,42,What do you think his chances are?,Pam,TRUE
1959,1,6,42,"Well, Pam I'm not gonna lie to you, he's chances are none. Um, he's 41 years old, he is losing his hair and his cell phone ring is 'Mambo #5.' So...",Jim,TRUE
1960,1,6,42,[laughs] I like that song.,Pam,TRUE
1961,1,6,42,"I don't know though. I mean, you know that was a hit.",Jim,TRUE
1962,1,6,42,[laughs] 10 years ago.,Pam,TRUE
1963,1,6,42,"Yeah, was it 10? Yeah, I have it on a mix tape from junior high.",Jim,TRUE
1964,1,6,43,Went well?,Jim,TRUE
1965,1,6,43,I think it did.,Dwight,TRUE
1966,1,6,43,"You know what, just in case she's looking you should put some stuff in it.",Jim,TRUE
1967,1,6,43,Seriously?,Dwight,TRUE
1968,1,6,43,Anything. [Dwight begins to fill his new purse] Good. Yup.,Jim,TRUE
1969,1,6,43,What else?,Dwight,TRUE
1970,1,6,43,"Post-it Notes. Wow, that purse holds a lot.",Jim,TRUE
1971,1,6,43,It's a mini-briefcase.,Dwight,TRUE
1972,1,6,43,"Yeah, oh, I know. Looks great. [Dwight throws the purse over his right shoulder and gets back to work]",Jim,TRUE
1973,1,6,44,Do you like Steve Miller?,Kevin,TRUE
1974,1,6,44,No.,Katy,TRUE
1975,1,6,44,Cause I'm in a Steve Miller Tribute... Tribute Band.,Kevin,TRUE
1976,1,6,45,"Hey, Dwight. I need your stapler.",Jim,TRUE
1977,1,6,45,It's in my purse.,Dwight,TRUE
1978,1,6,45,"Oh, great thanks.",Jim,TRUE
1979,1,6,46,"Let me describe the perfect date. I take her out to a nice dinner. She looks amazing. Some guy tries to hit on her. Uh, now he wants to fight. So I grab him. I throw him into a jukebox. Then the other ninja's got a knife. He comes at me. We grapple. I turn his knife on him. Blood on the dance floor. She's scared now, I take her home. I'm holding her in my arms. I reach in for a kiss. I hear something in the leaves. I flip her around. She gets a poison arrow right in her back. She was in on it the whole time. But, I knew.",Dwight,TRUE
1980,1,6,47,"All right. That's looking good. Hey um, Ryan do you have any music I can borrow.",Michael,TRUE
1981,1,6,47,What kind do you like?,Ryan,TRUE
1982,1,6,47,"Ah, I know, everything really. I love it all. I love music.",Michael,TRUE
1983,1,6,47,"Okay, do you  like hip-hop? Do you like indie rock?",Ryan,TRUE
1984,1,6,47,"Yes, I love both of those so much. A lot of 'em.",Michael,TRUE
1985,1,6,47,Okay. Do you like The Strokes?,Ryan,TRUE
1986,1,6,47,Mmm hmm. I like 'em.,Michael,TRUE
1987,1,6,47,Do you like The Hives?,Ryan,TRUE
1988,1,6,47,Yes. God. They're awesome.,Michael,TRUE
1989,1,6,47,"You like the Fleebulls, The Glorps?",Ryan,TRUE
1990,1,6,47,Uh huh. Yup. That last thing they did was great.,Michael,TRUE
1991,1,6,47,"Yeah, I had a feeling you would like those.",Ryan,TRUE
1992,1,6,47,"Cool, so maybe hook me up  with some Fleebulls and some Hive.",Michael,TRUE
1993,1,6,47,Absolutely.,Ryan,TRUE
1994,1,6,47,All right. This is gonna be good.,Michael,TRUE
1995,1,6,48,"Hi, here you can have this. [Dwight gives Kelly his purse] It's a mini-briefcase, but you can use it as a purse.",Dwight,TRUE
1996,1,6,48,"Uh, thank you.",Kelly,TRUE
1997,2,1,1,"Tonight is the Dundies, the annual employee awards night here at Dunder Mifflin. [holds up a trophy of a business man] And this is everybody's favorite day. Everybody looks forward to it, because, you know, a lot of the people here don't get trophies, very often. Like Meredith or Kevin, I mean, who's gonna give Kevin an award? Dunkin' Donuts? Plus, bonus, it's really, really funny. So I, you know, an employee will go home, and he'll tell his neighbor, 'Hey, did you get an award?' And the neighbor will say, 'No man. I mean, I slave all day and nobody notices me.' Next thing you know, employee smells something terrible coming from neighbor's house. Neighbor's hanged himself due to lack of recognition. So...",Michael,FALSE
1998,2,1,2,"So, you ready for the... the Dundies?",Jim,FALSE
1999,2,1,2,Ugh...,Pam,FALSE
2000,2,1,3,"You know what they say about a car wreck, where it's so awful you can't look away? The Dundies are like a car wreck that you want to look away, but you have to stare at it because your boss is making you.",Pam,FALSE
2001,2,1,4,[in a Fat Albert voice] Hey hey hey! It's Fat Halpert.,Michael,FALSE
2002,2,1,4,What?,Jim,FALSE
2003,2,1,4,[in Fat Albert voice] Fat Halpert. [in normal voice] Jim Halpert.,Michael,FALSE
2004,2,1,5,"So why don't I take you on a tour of past Dundie winners. We got Fat Jim Halpert here. Jim, why don't you show of your Dundies to the camera?",Michael,FALSE
2005,2,1,5,"Oh, I can't because I keep them hidden. I don't want to look at them and get cocky.",Jim,FALSE
2006,2,1,5,"Oh, that's a good idea.",Michael,FALSE
2007,2,1,5,Mine are at home in a display case above my bed.,Dwight,FALSE
2008,2,1,5,Gyaaah. T.M.I. T.M.I my friends.,Michael,FALSE
2009,2,1,6,"T.M.I.? Too much information. Ah, it's just easier to say T.M.I. I used to say 'Don't go there' but that's... lame.",Michael,FALSE
2010,2,1,7,"And here we have Stanley the Manly. Now Stanley is a Dundie all-star, aren't you Stan? Why don't you, ah, show them some of your bling.",Michael,FALSE
2011,2,1,7,"I don't know where they are, I think I threw them out.",Stanley,FALSE
2012,2,1,7,"Oh, no you di-int.",Michael,FALSE
2013,2,1,7,I think I did.,Stanley,FALSE
2014,2,1,7,W-why did you...,Michael,FALSE
2015,2,1,7,"Say, we got to order some more apa-teezers this time.  We ran out last year, remember?",Stanley,FALSE
2016,2,1,7,"Yes we should. I... you know what?  I wanted one of those skillets of cheese, but when I got off stage, [turns to Kevin] someone had eaten all of them.",Michael,FALSE
2017,2,1,8,[in video] To Oscar Martinez it's the 'Show Me the Money' award! Yeah!,Michael,FALSE
2018,2,1,9,Michael has taped,Pam,FALSE
2019,2,1,10,[in video] That's supposed to be confidential.,Oscar,FALSE
2020,2,1,10,"[in video] He has the award-ah! ...it's a type of song that we are going to play for the ladies. Hit it, Dwight!",Michael,FALSE
2021,2,1,10,"[singing along to tune on video] A little bit of Paaam, all night long, a little bit of Angela on the thing...",Michael,FALSE
2022,2,1,10,[in video]...a little bit of Phyllis everywhere...,Michael,FALSE
2023,2,1,10,"Oh, yeah, this is the part where Kevin sat in front of the camcorder all night. It's great.",Pam,FALSE
2024,2,1,10,"[on video] ...a little bit of Roooy eating chicken crispers... ...a little bit of Jim with some ribs, a little bit of...",Michael,FALSE
2025,2,1,11,It was you.,Kelly,FALSE
2026,2,1,11,Live and learn.,Phyllis,FALSE
2027,2,1,11,[quietly laughing] It wasn't. I swear.,Pam,FALSE
2028,2,1,11,"Yeah, it was.",Kelly,FALSE
2029,2,1,12,"So, what's the joke? You're not perfect either.",Dwight,FALSE
2030,2,1,12,"We're not laughing at you, Dwight.",Pam,FALSE
2031,2,1,12,So who are we laughing at?,Dwight,FALSE
2032,2,1,12,"Um, just something somebody wrote.",Pam,FALSE
2033,2,1,12,Who? Dave Barry?,Dwight,FALSE
2034,2,1,12,"[laughing] No. No, just something that was written in the ladies' room wall.",Kelly,FALSE
2035,2,1,12,What is it? Who wrote it?,Dwight,FALSE
2036,2,1,12,"Um, it's kind of private.",Pam,FALSE
2037,2,1,12,[whispering] It's about Michael.,Phyllis,FALSE
2038,2,1,12,"That is defacement of company property. So you better tell me. Kelly, if you tell me, you'll be punished less.",Dwight,FALSE
2039,2,1,12,"Okay, now I'm laughing at you.",Pam,FALSE
2040,2,1,13,"[talking to the speakerphone] Will her highness, Jan Levinson-Gould, be descending from her corporate throne this evening to visit us lowly serfs here at Dunder Mifflin Scranton?",Michael,FALSE
2041,2,1,13,"[on speaker phone] It's a, it's, it's a two and a half hour drive from New York, Michael.",Jan,FALSE
2042,2,1,13,"Well, you could take the bus.  You could work on the way here. Sleep on the way home.",Michael,FALSE
2043,2,1,13,No.,Jan,FALSE
2044,2,1,13,"Wuh... Come on, Jan. This is important. I mean, this is, this is, validation to my employees here that you and corporate approve of this. So...",Michael,FALSE
2045,2,1,13,"No, we don't approve of this Michael. I mean, y-you only had the budget for one office party a year, so... we're not paying for this.",Jan,FALSE
2046,2,1,13,Um...,Michael,FALSE
2047,2,1,13,[to camera] Could you...?,Michael,FALSE
2048,2,1,13,Are you there Michael?,Jan,FALSE
2049,2,1,13,"Yeah, I'm here, I just wanted to, uh, talk to you for a second about that.",Michael,FALSE
2050,2,1,13,"Um, what, ah, what is, I mean...",Michael,FALSE
2051,2,1,13,"...come on, Jan!",Michael,FALSE
2052,2,1,13,You're dropping an A-Bomb on me here.,Michael,FALSE
2053,2,1,13,Really? I'm dropping an atomic bomb on you?,Jan,FALSE
2054,2,1,13,"Well, yeah, I mean, what is...",Michael,FALSE
2055,2,1,13,You already had a party on May 5th for no reason.,Jan,FALSE
2056,2,1,13,No reason?! It was the 05 05 05 party...,Michael,FALSE
2057,2,1,13,And you had a luau....,Jan,FALSE
2058,2,1,13,...it happens once every billion years.,Michael,FALSE
2059,2,1,13,And a tsunami relief fundraiser which somehow lost a lot of money.,Jan,FALSE
2060,2,1,13,"Okay, no, that was a FUN raiser. I think I made that very clear in the fliers, fun, F-U-N.",Michael,FALSE
2061,2,1,13,"Okay, well, I don't understand why anyone would have a tsunami FUN raiser, Michael. I mean, that doesn't even make sense.",Jan,FALSE
2062,2,1,13,"Well, I think a lot of people were very affected by the footage.",Michael,FALSE
2063,2,1,14,"This is a little character I like to do [places a green turban with a yellow feather on his head], it is, uh, loosely based on Karnack, one of Carson's classic characters. [puts an envelope to his head] Here we go. The PLO, the IRA, and the hot dog stand behind the warehouse. [tears open envelope and pulls out card] 'Name three businesses that have a better health care plans than Dunder Mifflin.'  Here's the problem. There's no open bar because of Jan and it's the reason why comedy clubs have a two drink minimum. It'll be fine, I just...wish people were going to be drunk.",Michael,FALSE
2064,2,1,15,"Dwight, get out of here!!",Phyllis,FALSE
2065,2,1,15,"No, no, no, no...",Dwight,FALSE
2066,2,1,15,What were you doing in the ladies room?!,Phyllis,FALSE
2067,2,1,15,"...no, no, no, no, it's not what you think.",Dwight,FALSE
2068,2,1,15,Why were you peering over the stalls?!,Phyllis,FALSE
2069,2,1,15,"No, why were you in there?!",Dwight,FALSE
2070,2,1,15,You are a pervert!,Phyllis,FALSE
2071,2,1,15,What were you doing in there?,Dwight,FALSE
2072,2,1,15,"You, are, a pervert!",Phyllis,FALSE
2073,2,1,15,I am not.,Dwight,FALSE
2074,2,1,16,[in video] The Dundie award for 'Longest Engagement' goes to Pam Beesley.,Michael,FALSE
2075,2,1,16,"Pam, everybody! [starts clapping]",Michael,FALSE
2076,2,1,16,"Whoooo! When is that girl gonna get married? That's what I have to say. Ah, Roy's accepting.",Michael,FALSE
2077,2,1,16,[on video] Yes.,Roy,FALSE
2078,2,1,16,"[on video] Thank you Roy. Are there any words you'd like to say, on Pam's behalf?",Michael,FALSE
2079,2,1,16,"[on video] Ah, w-we'll see you next year.",Roy,FALSE
2080,2,1,16,"[on video] Yeah, oh, hope not! Oh God!",Michael,FALSE
2081,2,1,17,"I'm not changing that, it's the best one.",Michael,FALSE
2082,2,1,17,"No, it's hilarious, you're right. I just think, um, 'world's longest engagement', um, we're all expecting it, you know?",Jim,FALSE
2083,2,1,17,"That's why it's funny. Every year that Roy and Pam don't get married, it gets funnier.",Michael,FALSE
2084,2,1,17,Well I think if you use the same jokes it just comes across as lazy.,Jim,FALSE
2085,2,1,17,"Oh, [taking it to heart] lazy. Uh huh.",Michael,FALSE
2086,2,1,18,"Excuse me, everyone, could I have your attention please. I just wanted to say that the women in this office are terrible. Especially the ones who wrote that stuff about Michael on the bathroom wall. Having a bathroom is a privilege. It is called a ladies room for a reason. And if you cannot behave like ladies, well then you are not going to have a bathroom.",Dwight,FALSE
2087,2,1,19,You're taking away our bathroom?,Pam,FALSE
2088,2,1,19,We are going to have two men's rooms.,Dwight,FALSE
2089,2,1,19,But where would we...go?,Phyllis,FALSE
2090,2,1,19,Be prepared to hold folks [Michael comes out of his office] From 9 am to...,Dwight,FALSE
2091,2,1,19,Michael...,Pam,FALSE
2092,2,1,19,Yes.,Michael,FALSE
2093,2,1,19,...Dwight is banning us from our bathroom.,Pam,FALSE
2094,2,1,19,"Okay, well, that's just ridiculous, so just don't, I-I don't have time for this right now.",Michael,FALSE
2095,2,1,19,"Nnnnno, there needs to be repercussions...",Dwight,FALSE
2096,2,1,19,"Just don't, don't talk-",Michael,FALSE
2097,2,1,19,...for people's behavior.,Dwight,FALSE
2098,2,1,19,Don't talk-,Michael,FALSE
2099,2,1,19,And it's-,Dwight,FALSE
2100,2,1,19,Just STAP IT YAP IT!!!!,Michael,FALSE
2101,2,1,20,"Okay, look, I know there have been a lot of rumors flying around about the Dundies this year. How there is no money, and how there is no food, and how the jokes are really bad, but WHAT THE HELL EVERYBODY!? I mean, God. The Dundies are about the best, in every, one of us. Can't you see that? I mean, okay, we can do better. so, tonight, for the first time, we are inviting all of your friends and family to attend the awards with us.",Michael,FALSE
2102,2,1,20,[with a small fist pump] Yes!,Dwight,FALSE
2103,2,1,20,"Yeah, not bad, right? So let's make this the best Dundies ever.",Michael,FALSE
2104,2,1,20,[clapping] Best Dundies ever.,Dwight,FALSE
2105,2,1,21,Welcome to the eighth annual Dundies awards.,Dwight,FALSE
2106,2,1,21,"Before we get started, a few announcements. Keep your acceptance speeches short, I have wrap it up music, and I'm not afraid to use it. [points] Devon!",Dwight,FALSE
2107,2,1,22,"The Dundies, how can I explain it? Awards you like to hate it. I'm psyched you all made it. You never had to work so hard and feel that no one notices you.  You're just a name and number and no one even says hello.' [to Ryan] Card!",Michael,FALSE
2108,2,1,23,"The Dundies are kind of like a kid's birthday party, and you go, and there's really nothing for you to do there. But the kid's having a really good time, so you're, kind of there. That's-that's kind of what it's like.",Oscar,FALSE
2109,2,1,24,You down with The Dundies? You down with the Dundie-',Michael,FALSE
2110,2,1,24,The waitress tripped on the cord.,Dwight,FALSE
2111,2,1,24,"Alright, alright, joke landed. So we are here, thank you all for coming to the 2005 Dundie awards. [takes off sweater to reveal tuxedo] I am your host, Michael Scott. And I just want to tell you please, please, do not drink and drive. Because you may hit a bump and spill the drink!",Michael,FALSE
2112,2,1,25,"[to waitress] Oh, just put these on the group tab.",Kevin,FALSE
2113,2,1,25,"Nope, actually this year, ah, no group tab, we're going to be doing separate checks.",Michael,FALSE
2114,2,1,25,"You said, we could bring our families.",Stanley,FALSE
2115,2,1,25,I did. And why didn't ya Stanley?,Michael,FALSE
2116,2,1,25,"I did, my wife's name is Terri.",Stanley,FALSE
2117,2,1,25,"Well, I'm looking forward to meeting Terri.",Michael,FALSE
2118,2,1,25,It's this person who's hand I'm holding Michael.,Stanley,FALSE
2119,2,1,26,"[to Dwight, in a low voice] Shut it. [normal voice] Um, good. Speaking of relationships, of all, all way shapes and forms. Um, I was out on a very, very hot date with a girl from HR, Dwight.",Michael,FALSE
2120,2,1,26,Really? We don't have any girls from HR.,Dwight,FALSE
2121,2,1,26,"No, that...for the sake of the story. And things were getting hot and heavy.",Michael,FALSE
2122,2,1,26,Yeah?,Dwight,FALSE
2123,2,1,26,And I was about to take her bra off...,Michael,FALSE
2124,2,1,26,Yeah!,Dwight,FALSE
2125,2,1,26,...when she made me fill out six hours of paperwork-,Michael,FALSE
2126,2,1,26,Like an AIDS test?,Dwight,FALSE
2127,2,1,26,No! [under his breath] God.,Michael,FALSE
2128,2,1,27,"[clears throat] Alright, so let's get this party staaaarrrrted.",Michael,FALSE
2129,2,1,28,Hey let's go to Poor Richard's.,Darryl,FALSE
2130,2,1,28,"Yeah, let's get out of here.",Roy,FALSE
2131,2,1,28,Um...,Pam,FALSE
2132,2,1,29,"Um, guys, where you going? Pam, show's just getting started.",Michael,FALSE
2133,2,1,29,Sorry.,Pam,FALSE
2134,2,1,30,You staying?,Ryan,FALSE
2135,2,1,30,"Yeah, gotta eat somewhere.",Jim,FALSE
2136,2,1,31,"And now... to someone who quietly goes about their job, but always seems to land the biggest accounts...",Michael,FALSE
2137,2,1,31,...the 'Busiest Beaver' award goes to Phyllis Lapin.,Michael,FALSE
2138,2,1,31,"Yeah, way to go Phyllis. Nice work, per usual.",Michael,FALSE
2139,2,1,31,This says 'Bushiest Beaver'.,Phyllis,FALSE
2140,2,1,31,What? I told them busiest...idiots.,Michael,FALSE
2141,2,1,31,"It's, it's fine.",Phyllis,FALSE
2142,2,1,31,"Well, we'll fix it up. You don't have to display that.",Michael,FALSE
2143,2,1,32,...because that's what happens every time!,Pam,FALSE
2144,2,1,32,...talking about? He's a jackass every year.,Roy,FALSE
2145,2,1,32,No.,Pam,FALSE
2146,2,1,32,"[Put's his hand on Pam's arm] Come on, we're going to Poor Richard's.",Roy,FALSE
2147,2,1,32,"[Breaks Roy's grip] No, I don't want to go, I don't want to.",Pam,FALSE
2148,2,1,32,Pam. Go.,Roy,FALSE
2149,2,1,32,"If you would have asked me that, then you would know.",Pam,FALSE
2150,2,1,33,[in a stereotypical oriental accent] Herro everybodeeee. I'm gonna cwall Jan Revinson-Gould.,Michael,FALSE
2151,2,1,34,Hey! How are ya? I thought you left?,Jim,FALSE
2152,2,1,34,"Oh no, I just, I decided to stay.",Pam,FALSE
2153,2,1,34,Oh!,Jim,FALSE
2154,2,1,34,I'll just get a ride home from Angela.,Pam,FALSE
2155,2,1,34,Oh.,Jim,FALSE
2156,2,1,35,"Oh good, I'm just in time for Ping.",Pam,FALSE
2157,2,1,35,Yeah.,Jim,FALSE
2158,2,1,35,"[doing impression] Oh, dat wir be fwar. Ah, me so horny.",Michael,FALSE
2159,2,1,35,Right? You know wat I'm talking 'bout.,Michael,FALSE
2160,2,1,36,[to an off camera waiter and still clutching Jim's beer] Can I get a drink?,Pam,FALSE
2161,2,1,37,"This next award goes to somebody, who really, lights up the office.",Michael,FALSE
2162,2,1,37,"Somebody, who I think a lot of us, cannot keep, from checking out. The 'Hottest in the Office' award goes to... ...Ryan the temp!",Michael,FALSE
2163,2,1,37,"Yeah. [singing to music] 'Hidy ho, you sexy thang. You sexy thang you.' Here you go.",Michael,FALSE
2164,2,1,38,What am I going to do with the award? Nothing. I-I don't know what I'm going to do. That's the least of my...concerns right now.,Ryan,FALSE
2165,2,1,39,"And the 'Tight Ass' award goes to Angela.  Not only because she is everybody's favorite stickler, but because she has, a great caboose.  So...come on down.",Michael,FALSE
2166,2,1,39,No.,Angela,FALSE
2167,2,1,40,[Pam starts sipping an empty glass] I think those might be empty.,Jim,FALSE
2168,2,1,40,"No, no. 'Cause the ice melts and then it's like second drink! [laughs]",Pam,FALSE
2169,2,1,40,Second drink?,Jim,FALSE
2170,2,1,41,The 'Spicy Curry' award goes to our very own Kelly Kapoor!  Get on up here. Here you go.,Michael,FALSE
2171,2,1,41,"Spicy Curry', what's that mean?",Kelly,FALSE
2172,2,1,41,"Um, not everything means something, it's just a joke.",Michael,FALSE
2173,2,1,41,"Yeah, but why'd you give it to me?",Kelly,FALSE
2174,2,1,41,"I don't know, it's just...",Michael,FALSE
2175,2,1,41,This is a bowler-,Kelly,FALSE
2176,2,1,41,I know. It's ju- they didn't have any more businessmen. So...,Michael,FALSE
2177,2,1,41,"Yeah, but everyone else-",Kelly,FALSE
2178,2,1,41,Just sit down Kelly.,Michael,FALSE
2179,2,1,42,"[sweaty and chugging water from a bottle] It's so freakin' hot in there. Now I know what Bob Hope was going through when he performed in Saudi Arabia. Man! I got Dwight sucking the funny out of the room, but you do what you can do. [Music starts playing in the background] Here we go, he's early with the cue. Here we go.",Michael,FALSE
2180,2,1,43,[Michael is singing to the tune of 'Tiny Dancer' by Elton John] 'You have won a tiny Dundie.',Michael,FALSE
2181,2,1,43,Sing it Elton.,Guy at bar,FALSE
2182,2,1,43,"Hey, thanks guys. Hey, where you guys from?",Michael,FALSE
2183,2,1,43,We just came from yo' mama's house.,Other Guy at Bar,FALSE
2184,2,1,44,"Oh, alright, yeah.",Michael,FALSE
2185,2,1,44,Sing 'em a song dude.,Guy At Bar,FALSE
2186,2,1,44,"Uh, you know what guys, we're just having a little office party, so if you want, uh...",Michael,FALSE
2187,2,1,44,"[Something flies by Michael] Hey, you know, cool it guys, really-",Michael,FALSE
2188,2,1,44,You suck man!,Guy At Bar,FALSE
2189,2,1,44,Let's cut it. [Dwight turns the music off],Michael,FALSE
2190,2,1,44,"[clears throat] [with a lot less enthusiasm] I had a few more Dundies to, uh, give out tonight, but, I'm just going to cut it short. And wrap it up so everybody can enjoy their food. Um...thanks for listening, those who listened. [clears throat] This last Dundie is for Kevin, this is the 'Don't Go in There After Me' award. It's for the time that I went into the bathroom after him, and it was really, really smelly. So...",Michael,FALSE
2191,2,1,44,[give Kevin his award]There you go.,Michael,FALSE
2192,2,1,45,Yay Kevin. Whoo hoo for Kevin! For stinking up the bathroom.,Pam,FALSE
2193,2,1,45,"[starts clapping] Yeah, alright Kev.",Jim,FALSE
2194,2,1,45,"Woo! Hey, I haven't gotten one yet!",Pam,FALSE
2195,2,1,45,"Yes, I have not gotten one either. So, keep going.",Jim,FALSE
2196,2,1,45,More Dundies!,Pam,FALSE
2197,2,1,45,[clapping] Dundies! Dundies! Dundies! Dundies!,Pam and Jim,FALSE
2198,2,1,45,Dundies! Dundies!,Everybody,FALSE
2199,2,1,45,"[getting his spirit back] Alright, alright, alright, okay. Alright, we'll keep rolling. Okay, this is the fine work award. This goes to Stanley, for all the fine work he did this year.",Michael,FALSE
2200,2,1,45,Fine work! Fine work Stanley!,Pam,FALSE
2201,2,1,45,You know you did.,Michael,FALSE
2202,2,1,46,"Here here! Speech, speech, speech, speech [other people start joining in]",Pam,FALSE
2203,2,1,46,"Well, well, last year, I got great work, so I don't...",Stanley,FALSE
2204,2,1,46,"So, I don't know what to think about this award. But at least I didn't get smelliest bowel movement like Kevin. [starts chuckling]",Stanley,FALSE
2205,2,1,47,And this next award is going out to our own little Pam Beesley...,Michael,FALSE
2206,2,1,47,...I think we all know what award Pam is going to be getting this year.,Michael,FALSE
2207,2,1,47,It is the 'Whitest Sneakers' award! Because she always has the whitest tennis shoes on!,Michael,FALSE
2208,2,1,48,"Get on down here! Pam Beesley ladies and gentlemen! [Pam grabs the microphone from him] Oh, here we go.",Michael,FALSE
2209,2,1,48,I have so many people to thank for this award.,Pam,FALSE
2210,2,1,48,"Okay, first off, my Keds. Because I couldn't have done it without them. [people clap] Thank you. Let's give Michael a round of applause for MC-ing tonight because [people start clapping again] this is a lot harder than it looks. And also because of Dwight too.",Pam,FALSE
2211,2,1,48,"Um, so, finally, I want to thank God. Because God gave me this Dundie.",Pam,FALSE
2212,2,1,48,"And, I feel God in this Chili's tonight. WHOOOOOOOO!!!!",Pam,FALSE
2213,2,1,48,Pam Beesley ladies and gentleman. [Pam hugs Michael and gives him a quick peck on the cheek] Oh! Thank you.,Michael,FALSE
2214,2,1,49,What a great year for the Dundies.,Jim,FALSE
2215,2,1,50,"We got to see Ping.  [Pam nods] And we learned of Michael's true feelings for Ryan. [Pam nods] Which was touching. And, we heard Michael change the lyrics to a number of classic songs. [Pam nods] Which for me, has ruined them for life. [looks at Pam, who is staring at him, nodding]",Jim,FALSE
2216,2,1,50,What?,Jim,FALSE
2217,2,1,50,Nothing.,Pam,FALSE
2218,2,1,50,Okay.,Jim,FALSE
2219,2,1,50,What?,Pam,FALSE
2220,2,1,50,"I don't know, what?",Jim,FALSE
2221,2,1,50,Oh my God! You are so drunk!,Jim,FALSE
2222,2,1,51,Did you get that? Please tell me you got that. This is all going to be on.,Jim,FALSE
2223,2,1,51,"Quick, quick, the woman is having a seizure. Grab her tongue, grab her tongue! It's okay, I'm a sheriff's deputy.",Dwight,FALSE
2224,2,1,51,He's a volunteer.,Jim,FALSE
2225,2,1,51,Don't get into that now. We need something to cushion her head. Throw pillow? A cush-,Dwight,FALSE
2226,2,1,51,"Dwight come on, come-",Jim,FALSE
2227,2,1,51,"It's okay, I'm going to use my shirt.",Dwight,FALSE
2228,2,1,51,"Dwight, get off me!",Pam,FALSE
2229,2,1,51,"I'm sorry, you're gonna have to put your clothes back on, people are trying to eat.",Employee,FALSE
2230,2,1,51,[struggling] Ahh! I can't-,Dwight,FALSE
2231,2,1,52,"Was this year's Dundies a success? Well, let's see, I made Pam laugh so hard, that she fell out of her chair, and she almost broke her neck. So I killed, almost.",Michael,FALSE
2232,2,1,53,Oh my God!,Pam,FALSE
2233,2,1,53,Whoa.,Jim,FALSE
2234,2,1,53,"I just want to say, that this was the best, Dundies, ever! WHOOOOOOOOO!!!",Pam,FALSE
2235,2,1,53,Whoa.,Jim,FALSE
2236,2,1,53,"Whoa, careful, careful.",Jim,FALSE
2237,2,1,54,"We have a strict policy here not to over serve.  Apparently, this young woman was sneaking drinks off other people's tables. I Xeroxed her driver's license and she is not welcome to this restaurant chain ever again.",Chili's Employee,FALSE
2238,2,1,55,Great work tonight.,Michael,FALSE
2239,2,1,55,Watch your step.,Dwight,FALSE
2240,2,1,55,Excellent.,Michael,FALSE
2241,2,1,55,"Thanks, I had to, uh, check her pupils to make sure there wasn't a concussion.",Dwight,FALSE
2242,2,1,55,"Yes, that too, but I mean with the audio. Great work.",Michael,FALSE
2243,2,1,56,I feel bad about what I wrote on the bathroom wall.,Pam,FALSE
2244,2,1,56,No you don't.,Jim,FALSE
2245,2,1,57,"Oh, here she is. Careful, careful, whoa. Alright, easy. Almost there.",Jim,FALSE
2246,2,1,57,"Hey, um, can I ask you a question?",Pam,FALSE
2247,2,1,57,Shoot.,Jim,FALSE
2248,2,1,57,"Um, I just wanted to say thanks.",Pam,FALSE
2249,2,1,57,"Not really a question. [starts to laugh] Okay, let's get you home, you're drunk.",Jim,FALSE
2250,2,1,57,Alright.,Jim,FALSE
2251,2,1,57,Bye.,Pam,FALSE
2252,2,1,57,"Goodnight, have a good night. Thank you Angela.",Jim,FALSE
2253,2,1,58,"TMI. Too much information. I used to say, 'Don't go there,' but that is so lame now. Or, 'You go, girl.' Or... Um, when did 'Where's the beef?' That was, like, a long, long time ago. It's funny how the shelf life of these things, like how long they last, like, 'Too much information' probably came on the scene... I mean, I didn't hear it till, like, this month, so it's pretty recently. Um, but you know, they're generally good for, like, no more than five or six years.",Michael,TRUE
2254,2,1,59,"Yes, that's true. I have never won a Dundie. I am more than okay  with that.",Toby,TRUE
2255,2,1,60,"I think I'm gonna share some Cadillac Fajitas with Toby. Toby is so cute, except he has that stupid kid.",Kelly,TRUE
2256,2,1,61,"Yes, I'm the designated driver, which is very important. We need everyone to get home safely. [sighs] But no one ever gives me gas money, and people live all over. It's expensive.",Angela,TRUE
2257,2,1,62,[scoffs] Like a gaggle of geese... [jibbering mockingly],Dwight,TRUE
2258,2,1,63,"All right, we need something for Kevin.",Michael,TRUE
2259,2,1,63,Mmm-hmmm.,Jim,TRUE
2260,2,1,63,What do we know about him? He's an accountant.,Michael,TRUE
2261,2,1,63,"He plays guitar, he likes naval history. He's a bowler.",Jim,TRUE
2262,2,1,63,[talking over Jim] He's fat. The fat accountant award.,Michael,TRUE
2263,2,1,63,"Well, you seem to have this under control.",Jim,TRUE
2264,2,1,64,"The weird part about this whole deal this that Michael truly believes that these awards are inspiring and motivational. I mean, he puts more effort and time and commitment into the Dundies than anything else he does all year. Which is probably why this branch will be downsized.",Jim,FALSE
2265,2,1,65,I am the fat accountant.,Michael,TRUE
2266,2,1,65,"Michael, I need to talk to you.",Dwight,TRUE
2267,2,1,65,Here he is.,Michael,TRUE
2268,2,1,65,I just thought that you might like to know that someone has written something about you on the ladies' room wall.,Dwight,TRUE
2269,2,1,65,"Really? What did they say? 'For a good time, call Michael Scott'?",Michael,TRUE
2270,2,1,65,Good one.,Jim,TRUE
2271,2,1,65,"Uh, no, no. No, I think something bad, maybe.",Dwight,TRUE
2272,2,1,65,"Why do you think that? You just immediately go to that, Dwight? Why are you so negative? Why...",Michael,TRUE
2273,2,1,65,Michael.,Dwight,TRUE
2274,2,1,65,"I mean, you just come in and you're just negative...",Michael,TRUE
2275,2,1,65,Michael.,Dwight,TRUE
2276,2,1,65,...and you just walk negatively.,Michael,TRUE
2277,2,1,65,Do you want me to find out what it says?,Michael,TRUE
2278,2,1,65,Yes.,Michael,TRUE
2279,2,1,65,By any means necessary?,Dwight,TRUE
2280,2,1,65,What does that even mean? What are you... What are you talking about?,Michael,TRUE
2281,2,1,65,It's the ladies' room.,Dwight,TRUE
2282,2,1,65,"Just go and find out what it says and who said it and report back to me. But don't tell anybody that I have anything to do with it because if they ask me, I will say that you are crazy.",Michael,TRUE
2283,2,1,65,"Thank you. You won't regret this, Michael.",Michael,TRUE
2284,2,1,65,What award would you like to give Dwight?,Jim,TRUE
2285,2,1,65,I hadn't planned on including him.,Michael,TRUE
2286,2,1,65,Okay.,Jim,TRUE
2287,2,1,65,Kevin.,Michael,TRUE
2288,2,1,66,"It hasn't always been easy being a whistleblower. When I was in school, the kids would call me a tattle-tale or a snitch or a worm. So I really identify with those women from Enron. I wrote them letters to tell them how much they inspired me, but they never wrote back. I guess they're all married.",Dwight,TRUE
2289,2,1,67,"Angela, it's simple. Just tell me what the bathroom wall says.",Dwight,FALSE
2290,2,1,67,I don't talk about what goes on in the restroom.,Angela,FALSE
2291,2,1,67,I'm not asking what you do in there. I just want to know what's written about Michael.,Dwight,FALSE
2292,2,1,67,I don't says those kinds of things out loud. It's inappropriate.,Angela,FALSE
2293,2,1,67,"Okay, I'll talk. You nod if I get it right. Does it have to do with his butt or his wiener?",Dwight,FALSE
2294,2,1,68,I think his characters are pretty funny. Especially Ping.,Kevin,TRUE
2295,2,1,69,"Well, what should I do, guys? Seriously, do you want me to just cancel the Dundies?",Michael,FALSE
2296,2,1,69,"No, we were just hoping you wouldn't do those characters, like last time.",Kelly,FALSE
2297,2,1,69,Ping? Everybody loves Ping. He's my most popular character.,Michael,FALSE
2298,2,1,69,I think many people find that character slightly racist.,Oscar,FALSE
2299,2,1,69,"Really? Well, he is based on the Chinese delivery guy that I have, who talks exactly like that, so, I think you should take it up with him instead of me.",Michael,FALSE
2300,2,1,69,"Look, I'm just saying that there are many people that are offered by your insensitive skits.",Oscar,FALSE
2301,2,1,69,"[sighs] Well, neither of you are Chinese, so what... Why do you care?",Michael,FALSE
2302,2,1,70,"Dwight, get out of here!",Phyllis,TRUE
2303,2,1,70,"No, no, no.",Dwight,TRUE
2304,2,1,70,You can't be in here!,Phyllis,TRUE
2305,2,1,70,It's not what you think.,Dwight,TRUE
2306,2,1,70,Shut up. You're a freak!,Phyllis,TRUE
2307,2,1,70,I'm on official business.,Dwight,TRUE
2308,2,1,70,You are...,Phyllis,TRUE
2309,2,1,70,This is Dunder Mifflin...,Dwight,TRUE
2310,2,1,70,I'm telling Michael.,Phyllis,TRUE
2311,2,1,70,"No. Phyllis, you're not...",Dwight,TRUE
2312,2,1,70,I'm telling Michael.,Phyllis,TRUE
2313,2,1,70,"Phyllis, no. No.",Dwight,TRUE
2314,2,1,70,"Michael, Michael.",Phyllis,TRUE
2315,2,1,70,"Phyllis, no, no. Do not listen to her. She's out of her mind.",Dwight,TRUE
2316,2,1,70,Dwight was in the ladies' room and he was looking at me.,Phyllis,TRUE
2317,2,1,70,What?,Michael,TRUE
2318,2,1,70,That is not true.,Dwight,TRUE
2319,2,1,70,He was looking at me in the ladies' room.,Phyllis,TRUE
2320,2,1,70,That's totally unfair. I was just in the ladies' room in order to spy.,Dwight,TRUE
2321,2,1,70,"Dwight, you've hit a new low here.",Michael,TRUE
2322,2,1,70,That's what I said. He was spying in the ladies' room.,Phyllis,TRUE
2323,2,1,70,"What do you think, Phyllis? You think I followed you in there? Like, 'Oh good. Phyllis is going to the bathroom, so maybe I get to see her naked from the waist down.' I'm not even attracted to you.",Dwight,TRUE
2324,2,1,70,That is a good point.,Michael,TRUE
2325,2,1,70,Write him up or I'll take it to Jan.,Phyllis,TRUE
2326,2,1,70,"Okay, all right, I will do that. I will get to that definitely. Absolutely.",Michael,TRUE
2327,2,1,70,When?,Phyllis,TRUE
2328,2,1,70,"Oh, I don't know. Maybe after I finish writing, producing, directing, and hosting your awards show. All right, just relax, keep your pants on. Unless, of course, you're in the bathroom and you should be able to take your pants off in that case without Creepsville Central spying on you. Good.",Michael,TRUE
2329,2,1,70,All right.,Phyllis,TRUE
2330,2,1,71,"All right, let's wrap it up. Come on, we're late. The Dundies are starting very soon. Accounting, let's go, let's go. Okay, I gave you fair warning. [turns off their computers] Out. Who's next, customer service? Meredith, let's roll.",Dwight,TRUE
2331,2,1,72,Here we go. [organizing his costumes] And that. [to waitress] Hey. How you doing?,Michael,TRUE
2332,2,1,73,[singing] You down with the Dundies?,Michael,FALSE
2333,2,1,73,"Yeah, you know me.",Dwight,FALSE
2334,2,1,73,[singing] You down with the Dundies?,Michael,FALSE
2335,2,1,73,The Dundies!,Dwight,FALSE
2336,2,1,73,[singing] You down with the Dundies? You're all my homies,Michael,FALSE
2337,2,1,73,You know me.,Dwight,FALSE
2338,2,1,73,[singing] You down with the Dundies?,Michael,FALSE
2339,2,1,73,"Yeah, you know me.",Dwight,FALSE
2340,2,1,73,"[singing] Yeah, all the homies",Michael,FALSE
2341,2,1,74,I have listened to that song so many times and I still don't know what OPP stands for. Other people's... Something. I... [shakes head],Michael,FALSE
2342,2,1,75,"So, Pam, I wonder who's gonna get 'longest engagement' this year.",Kevin,TRUE
2343,2,1,75,"Well. You're not goona get longest engagement, man, 'cause we got that locked up.",Roy,TRUE
2344,2,1,75,I wonder what I'll get. I brought my fiance.,Kevin,TRUE
2345,2,1,76,"All right, our next award... ah, yes, this award goes to the most creative writing on the ladies' room wall, and the winner is... Who is it? Who wants to claim it? Shiny Dundie. Who wrote it? Great idea, Dwight.",Michael,TRUE
2346,2,1,77,I'm just saying I don't think it's appropriate for you to have given Ryan that award.,Toby,TRUE
2347,2,1,77,"He's hot, all right? What do you want me to do about it?",Michael,TRUE
2348,2,1,77,"Okay, that is fine to feel, but not to act on.",Toby,TRUE
2349,2,1,77,"[sighing] It was unanimous, Toby.",Michael,TRUE
2350,2,1,77,It wasn't a vote. You decided.,Toby,TRUE
2351,2,1,77,"Well, okay, I based it on what I felt was unanimous office sentiment, and this isn't even about what Ryan thinks. It's about you. It's about how you feel about the Dundies. Admit it.",Michael,TRUE
2352,2,1,77,"Okay, that is not true.",Toby,TRUE
2353,2,1,77,"Yes, it is true.",Michael,TRUE
2354,2,1,77,Cause Ryan asked me to talk to you.,Toby,TRUE
2355,2,1,77,"Okay, I don't have time for this. I need to get on stage and you are breaking my concentration. [imitating Native chant] Me Chief Michael Scott. Here to trade...",Michael,TRUE
2356,2,1,78,"Excuse me, Goldschlager, extra flakes.",Dwight,TRUE
2357,2,1,78,"We don't have that. You want a Presidente Margarita? Blue Pacific Margarita, El Nino...",Waitress,TRUE
2358,2,1,78,"No, no. No margarita. Hot sake.",Dwight,TRUE
2359,2,1,78,[shakes head 'no'],Waitress,TRUE
2360,2,1,78,Fosters in the big can.,Dwight,TRUE
2361,2,1,78,[shakes head 'no' again],Waitress,TRUE
2362,2,1,78,"Just a chocolate shake, chocolate sprinkles.",Dwight,TRUE
2363,2,1,79,"Okay. No, no, no, no, no. Lie still, lie still.",Dwight,TRUE
2364,2,1,79,I am fine.,Pam,TRUE
2365,2,1,79,"Dwight, this is crazy.",Jim,TRUE
2366,2,1,79,Okay.,Pam,TRUE
2367,2,1,79,"Jim, not now! We need to cushion her head. Lie still. Please, Pam. Do not move.",Dwight,TRUE
2368,2,1,79,"Dwight, Dwight.",Jim,TRUE
2369,2,1,79,I'm sorry.,Dwight,TRUE
2370,2,1,79,[laughing] I am fine.,Pam,TRUE
2371,2,1,79,"Jim, don't interfere.",Dwight,TRUE
2372,2,1,79,You have to put your clothes back on. People are trying to eat.,Manager,TRUE
2373,2,1,79,"Oh, my God.",Pam,TRUE
2374,2,1,79,"Can you give me a second, sir.",Dwight,TRUE
2375,2,1,79,No!,Manager,TRUE
2376,2,1,79,"Dwight, let me up.",Pam,TRUE
2377,2,1,79,"Put your clothes back on. Get, get right now.",Manager,TRUE
2378,2,1,79,I am a Sheriff's Deputy.,Dwight,TRUE
2379,2,1,79,That's fine.,Manager,TRUE
2380,2,1,79,I could have my men in here in a second and have you arrested.,Dwight,TRUE
2381,2,1,79,The other volunteers.,Jim,TRUE
2382,2,1,79,"Pam, are you all right?",Dwight,TRUE
2383,2,1,79,I'm fine.,Pam,TRUE
2384,2,1,79,"Sir, sir.",Manager,TRUE
2385,2,1,79,How many fingers am I holding up?,Dwight,TRUE
2386,2,1,79,You're holding up three fingers.,Pam,TRUE
2387,2,1,79,All right. Are you okay?,Dwight,TRUE
2388,2,1,79,"Put your clothes on, right now.",Manager,TRUE
2389,2,1,79,I will. I will. You need to calm down.,Dwight,TRUE
2390,2,1,79,Right now.,Manager,TRUE
2391,2,1,80,Don't wanna forget that.,Michael,TRUE
2392,2,1,80,You and your party really need to leave right now.,Manager,TRUE
2393,2,1,80,Absolutely. Is this mine or is this Chili's?,Michael,TRUE
2394,2,1,80,You know what? Don't worry about it.,Manager,TRUE
2395,2,1,80,Keep it. My gift. [hugs Chili's Manager] Thank you. Have a good night. See you next year.,Michael,TRUE
2396,2,1,80,That's fine.,Manager,TRUE
2397,2,2,1,"[clears throat] Hey, what's up?",Michael,FALSE
2398,2,2,1,Hey.,Jim,FALSE
2399,2,2,1,Any emails today?,Michael,FALSE
2400,2,2,1,Um... I don't think so.,Jim,FALSE
2401,2,2,1,No? Um... Check your spam folder.,Michael,FALSE
2402,2,2,1,Oh! There it is!,Jim,FALSE
2403,2,2,1,What?,Michael,FALSE
2404,2,2,1,Um... 'Fifty signs your priest might be Michael Jackson.',Jim,FALSE
2405,2,2,1,[laughs uncontrollably],Michael,FALSE
2406,2,2,1,Well done.,Jim,FALSE
2407,2,2,1,Kay.,Michael,FALSE
2408,2,2,1,Topical.,Jim,FALSE
2409,2,2,2,"I am king of forwards. It's how I like to do business, everybody joking around. We're like 'Friends'. I am Chandler and Joey and, uh, Pam is Rachel. And Dwight is Kramer.",Michael,FALSE
2410,2,2,3,So the monkey does the sex thing right here! [monkey noises in background],Dwight,FALSE
2411,2,2,3,That's funny! That's funny. Not offensive. Uh... because it's nature. Educational.,Michael,FALSE
2412,2,2,3,Do you want the link because then you could forward it around?,Dwight,FALSE
2413,2,2,3,"Um, I...",Michael,FALSE
2414,2,2,3,Consider it?,Dwight,FALSE
2415,2,2,3,"Yeah... maybe. Maybe. Well, we'll see. Because I... I don't know if it's... [muffled by jacket over his head] Whup! Come on! Hey!",Michael,FALSE
2416,2,2,3,What has two thumbs and likes to bone your Mom? [points at self] This guy!,Todd Packer,FALSE
2417,2,2,3,"Kay! Oh, you are so bad! Yeah!",Michael,FALSE
2418,2,2,3,[makes laser gun noises],Todd Packer,FALSE
2419,2,2,3,"Oh, Boom! Bam! Oh, this guy is out of control! He is a madman! Better get the bleep button ready for him.",Michael,FALSE
2420,2,2,3,"bleep, bleep. What's up, Halpert?",Todd Packer,FALSE
2421,2,2,3,Uh oh.,Michael,FALSE
2422,2,2,3,Still queer?,Todd Packer,FALSE
2423,2,2,3,Uh oh! Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-o!,Michael,FALSE
2424,2,2,4,"Todd Packer and I are total BFF. Best Friends Forever. He and I came up together as salesmen. One time, we were out and we met this set of twins. And Packer told them that we were brothers. And so, you know, one thing led to another, and we brought em back to the motel. And then Packer did both of them. It was awesome. So...",Michael,FALSE
2425,2,2,5,"Oh-whoa-oh! Oh! Okay. Grade 'A' gossip for you, right now. Randall, CFO, resigned. Nobody knows why.",Michael,FALSE
2426,2,2,5,"Are you kidding? Everyone knows why! You don't know? Okay, check this out. Al lright. So here's the story. So Randall is nailing his secretary, right? And she is totally incompetent.",Todd Packer,FALSE
2427,2,2,5,Really? Here we go! Buckle up. It's going to be a bumpy one!,Michael,FALSE
2428,2,2,5,We're talking blonde incompetent.,Todd Packer,FALSE
2429,2,2,5,"Oh, yeah.",Michael,FALSE
2430,2,2,5,Like 10 words a minute... talking.,Todd Packer,FALSE
2431,2,2,5,"Well, to be fair... blondes, brunettes, you know, there's a lot of dumb people out there.",Michael,FALSE
2432,2,2,5,"They are women, right?",Todd Packer,FALSE
2433,2,2,5,Oh! Wow! I didn't say it! I didn't say it!,Michael,FALSE
2434,2,2,5,"I said it. And then, suddenly, for no reason, this bimbo blows the whistle on the whole thing just to be a bitch.",Todd Packer,FALSE
2435,2,2,5,"Oh, wow! What did I tell you about the bleep button.",Michael,FALSE
2436,2,2,6,"Hey, um... what has two thumbs and hates Todd Packer? [points at self] This guy!",Jim,FALSE
2437,2,2,7,"Meant to ask you, can you think you can get someone to drive me around because of the, uh, DUI situation?",Todd Packer,FALSE
2438,2,2,7,Oh. Bad boy. [to Ryan] Um... Ryan? [makes Donald Duck noise],Michael,FALSE
2439,2,2,7,"[to Ryan] Come on, kid. Let's go.",Todd Packer,FALSE
2440,2,2,7,Ah! Man. That Todd Packer can do anything.,Michael,FALSE
2441,2,2,7,Except pass that breathalyzer.,Jim,FALSE
2442,2,2,8,You a big William Hung fan?,Ryan,FALSE
2443,2,2,8,Why does everyone ask me that? Who the hell is that?,Todd Packer,FALSE
2444,2,2,9,[monkey noises],Kevin's computer,FALSE
2445,2,2,10,I'm really excited to meet your Mom.,Jim,FALSE
2446,2,2,10,You are?,Pam,FALSE
2447,2,2,11,My Mom is coming in to visit. And she lives like two hours away. And she doesn't have a cell phone... which is cool cause it's kind of adding some suspense to my day. And I keep looking over at the door hoping she'll walk in.,Pam,FALSE
2448,2,2,12,I've decided to show her around. She really wants to meet everybody.,Pam,FALSE
2449,2,2,12,Oh yeah?,Jim,FALSE
2450,2,2,12,mmhmm.,Pam,FALSE
2451,2,2,12,Good. Cause I have a lot of questions.,Jim,FALSE
2452,2,2,12,Oh really?,Pam,FALSE
2453,2,2,12,"Yeah. As a child, did Pam show any traits that would hint towards her future career as a receptionist?",Jim,FALSE
2454,2,2,13,"Hey, send me that link to the monkey sex video. I'm going to forward it like it's hot.",Michael,FALSE
2455,2,2,13,Yes!,Dwight,FALSE
2456,2,2,13,Forward it like it's hot. Forward it like it's hot. 'Old School'.,Michael,FALSE
2457,2,2,13,Michael?,Toby,FALSE
2458,2,2,13,"Yes, Toby?",Michael,FALSE
2459,2,2,13,Um... I need to talk to you in your office. It'll just take two seconds.,Toby,FALSE
2460,2,2,13,Um... literally two seconds?,Michael,FALSE
2461,2,2,14,Toby is in HR which technically means he works for Corporate. So he's really not a part of our family. Also he's divorced so he's really not a part of his family.,Michael,FALSE
2462,2,2,15,The full story is that Randall resigned because of sexual harassment. So Corporate asked me to do a five minute review of the Company Sexual Harassment policy.,Toby,FALSE
2463,2,2,15,"No, no, Toby. No.",Michael,FALSE
2464,2,2,15,"It's really not a big deal, Michael.",Toby,FALSE
2465,2,2,15,"It is a big deal. It's a big deal! What are we supposed to do? Scrutinize every little thing we say and do all day? I mean, come on!",Michael,FALSE
2466,2,2,15,And then Corporate is going to send in a lawyer...,Toby,FALSE
2467,2,2,15,What?,Michael,FALSE
2468,2,2,15,Just to refresh you... .,Toby,FALSE
2469,2,2,15,NO!,Michael,FALSE
2470,2,2,15,on our policy.,Toby,FALSE
2471,2,2,15,"What? He! No! Okay, what is a lawyer going to come in and tell us? To not send out hilarious emails or not tell jokes?",Michael,FALSE
2472,2,2,15,Maybe not some of them. Maybe not inappropriate ones.,Toby,FALSE
2473,2,2,15,There is no such thing as an appropriate joke. That's why it's a joke.,Michael,FALSE
2474,2,2,16,"Everyone! Hello! Everyone. Hi! Sorry to interrupt. I know you're all busy and the last thing you want is for a major interruption. But Toby has an announcement that he insists on making right now in the middle of the day. [to Toby] So, take it away.",Michael,FALSE
2475,2,2,16,"Yeah, okay. Corporate would like us to do a five minute review of the Company Sexual Harassment policy so I'll go over that later.",Toby,FALSE
2476,2,2,16,"I wish you luck, Toby. I really do. But you are going to have a mutiny on your hands and I just can't wait to see how you handle it.",Michael,FALSE
2477,2,2,17,"A guy goes to a five dollar... lady of the night and he gets crabs. So, the next day he goes back to complain. And the woman says 'Hey. It was only five dollars. What did you expect? Lobster?' This is what's at stake.",Michael,FALSE
2478,2,2,18,"Time to bring out the big guns. I'm heading down to the warehouse where jokes are born. Find a killer joke that'll just blow everybody away at the seminar later. And remind them what is great about this place. So... ah! Here they are. [to Warehouse guys] Guys! Wondering if I could, uh, get your help for something. I'm looking for a new joke to tell and it needs to be just killer. And it does not need to be clean. So whatcha got?",Michael,FALSE
2479,2,2,18,Like a joke? A knock-knock joke?,Darryl,FALSE
2480,2,2,18,"Um, yeah, no, well... I mean better. Better than that. The type of stuff you guys tell all day.",Michael,FALSE
2481,2,2,18,"Well, [points at Michael] those are some awful tight pants you have on. Where'd you get em? Like Queers R Us?",Darryl,FALSE
2482,2,2,18,Boys R Us!,Roy,FALSE
2483,2,2,18,Oh!,Warehouse Guy,FALSE
2484,2,2,18,"Alright, alright. Well, yeah, but, you know... a joke but not necessarily at my expense.",Michael,FALSE
2485,2,2,18,"Man, we can see all your business coming around the corner, okay? You need to, you know, hide the... good thing you don't have a lot of business to start with.",Darryl,FALSE
2486,2,2,18,"Oooh, okay. That was still about me.",Michael,FALSE
2487,2,2,18,"Hey, hey, hey.",Roy,FALSE
2488,2,2,18,What?,Michael,FALSE
2489,2,2,18,So you don't have the biggest package. Don't feel bad.,Roy,FALSE
2490,2,2,18,I don't feel bad.,Michael,FALSE
2491,2,2,18,[fake whispers to Roy] I think he feels bad.,Darryl,FALSE
2492,2,2,18,"No, I don't.",Michael,FALSE
2493,2,2,18,You look like you feel bad.,Roy,FALSE
2494,2,2,18,Okay.,Michael,FALSE
2495,2,2,18,Little package!,Roy,FALSE
2496,2,2,18,"Well, not exactly what I was looking for but thanks guys.",Michael,FALSE
2497,2,2,18,Little package! Little package!,Warehouse guy,FALSE
2498,2,2,18,Thank you.,Michael,FALSE
2499,2,2,18,You look good.,Roy,FALSE
2500,2,2,18,Hiding from his momma.,Darryl,FALSE
2501,2,2,18,"[kissing noises, sheep baaing sounds]",Warehouse guys,FALSE
2502,2,2,19,"So remember, intent is irrelevant. And that's it. Pam?",Toby,FALSE
2503,2,2,19,"Um... I just wanted to say that... Just, my Mom's coming in today.",Pam,FALSE
2504,2,2,19,MILF!,Kevin,FALSE
2505,2,2,19,"Thanks, Kevin.",Pam,FALSE
2506,2,2,20,Usually the day we talk about sexual harassment is the day that everyone harasses me as a joke.,Pam,FALSE
2507,2,2,21,She's coming in today and maybe just don't joke around about that stuff in front of her.,Pam,FALSE
2508,2,2,21,Great point.,Toby,FALSE
2509,2,2,21,Thank you.,Pam,FALSE
2510,2,2,21,"Um... in fact, basic rule of thumb, let's just act everyday like Pam's Mom's coming in. All right. That's it. Um... if anybody has any questions about anything, you know where I sit in the back.",Toby,FALSE
2511,2,2,21,"Hi, is it over?",Michael,FALSE
2512,2,2,21,"Uh, yes!",Toby,FALSE
2513,2,2,21,No.,Michael,FALSE
2514,2,2,21,I can go over it with you.,Toby,FALSE
2515,2,2,21,"I know, I know. It's good. It is not over. It is not over til it's over.",Michael,FALSE
2516,2,2,21,It's over.,Toby,FALSE
2517,2,2,21,"Did he tell you everything? Obviously, he didn't because you all still look relatively happy. Albeit bored. Do you realize what we're losing? Seriously?",Michael,FALSE
2518,2,2,21,Email forwards.,Angela,FALSE
2519,2,2,21,Exactly! Mmwwah [blows kiss to Angela]! Can we afford to lose email forwards? Do we want that?,Michael,FALSE
2520,2,2,21,I hate them. You send me these filthy emails and you say forward them to ten people or you'll have bad luck.,Angela,FALSE
2521,2,2,21,"Give me a break. Umm... Stanley, how about that hot picture you have by your desk? Centerfold in the Catholic schoolgirl's outfit? I mean, it is hot, it is sexy, and it turns him on. And I will admit, best part of my morning is staring at it. But what? Are we just going to take it away?",Michael,FALSE
2522,2,2,21,That is my daughter. She goes to Catholic girls' school. I am taking it down right now.,Stanley,FALSE
2523,2,2,21,Um... what about office romance?,Meredith,FALSE
2524,2,2,21,"Office relationships are never a good idea. Yeah. So let's just try to avoid them. But, um, if you already have one, you should disclose it to HR.",Toby,FALSE
2525,2,2,21,"All relationships? Eh, even a one-night stand?",Phyllis,FALSE
2526,2,2,21,"I think the old honor system was just fine. For example, I have never slept with an employee. And, believe me, I could have.",Michael,FALSE
2527,2,2,21,"Yeah, Meredith.",Dwight,FALSE
2528,2,2,21,No! No! Catherine. Remember her? Remember how hot she was?,Michael,FALSE
2529,2,2,21,Yes.,Dwight,FALSE
2530,2,2,21,She would have definitely slept with me.,Michael,FALSE
2531,2,2,21,She wasn't that hot.,Kevin,FALSE
2532,2,2,21,"Yes, she was. Dammit, Kevin!",Michael,FALSE
2533,2,2,21,"Ok, you know, Michael...",Toby,FALSE
2534,2,2,22,"I'm in an office relationship. It's special. Um... she's nice. She's shy. She's actually here. You want to meet her? Hold on one second. Oh, my God! Put on a shirt! Put on a... . I told you that you'd be on camera. I'm sorry, she's European. No, I told you that you'd be on camera. Stop it.",Jim,FALSE
2535,2,2,23,What if Pam was a lesbian? What if she brought her 'partner' in to work? [to Toby] Would that be crossing the line?,Michael,FALSE
2536,2,2,23,No.,Toby,FALSE
2537,2,2,23,What if they made out? In front of everybody?,Michael,FALSE
2538,2,2,23,"Well, that would be...",Toby,FALSE
2539,2,2,23,At home? And I told everybody everything about it.,Michael,FALSE
2540,2,2,23,"Okay, I'm lost.",Toby,FALSE
2541,2,2,23,"Okay. Well, then let's act it out. Pam, you will be girl A and girl B will be... Okay! We'll use the doll. Pam. Pam?",Michael,FALSE
2542,2,2,24,[Crossing the Line: Rules for the Modern Workplace],Video,FALSE
2543,2,2,24,"I wish Todd Packer was here because he would love this. I wonder if anybody else would like to do this. Hey! Um... we have to watch, uh, Toby's video that he's showing us in order to brainwash us and I was wondering if anybody would like to join in? Going to be fun. Got my great pizza. Whataya say? Jim?",Michael,FALSE
2544,2,2,24,"No, thanks. I'm good.",Jim,FALSE
2545,2,2,24,That's what she said. Pam?,Michael,FALSE
2546,2,2,24,Uh... my mother's coming.,Pam,FALSE
2547,2,2,24,"That's what she sai [clears throat]  Nope, but... Okay. Well, suit yourself.",Michael,FALSE
2548,2,2,25,"Hey, Toby.",Dwight,FALSE
2549,2,2,25,Hey Dwight.,Toby,FALSE
2550,2,2,25,You said that we could come to you if we had any questions.,Dwight,FALSE
2551,2,2,25,Sure.,Toby,FALSE
2552,2,2,25,"Where is the clitoris? On a website, it said at the crest of the labia. What does that mean? What does the female vagina look like?",Dwight,FALSE
2553,2,2,26,"Technically, I am in Human Resources. And Dwight was asking about human anatomy. Um... I'm just sad the public school system failed him so badly.",Toby,FALSE
2554,2,2,27,"Yeah, maybe when you get really comfortable with each other, you can ask for that.",Toby,FALSE
2555,2,2,27,Good. Good. And...,Dwight,FALSE
2556,2,2,27,I should get back to work.,Toby,FALSE
2557,2,2,27,Okay.,Dwight,FALSE
2558,2,2,28,"In today's fast-paced business climate, it can sometimes be hard to know when a comment or an action crosses the line. Let's take a look at a couple of scenarios and ask ourselves 'where is the line?'",Man in Video,FALSE
2559,2,2,28,[Scenario 1: The Natural Redhead],Video,FALSE
2560,2,2,28,Natural redhead.,Roy,FALSE
2561,2,2,28,"Hey, Rach.",Actor,FALSE
2562,2,2,28,"Hey, Joe. Mike.",Redheaded Actress,FALSE
2563,2,2,28,"Hey, settle a bet. Are you a natural redhead?",Actor,FALSE
2564,2,2,28,"Oh, Mi... ! Hey, stop the video! Michael, stop it right there! Stop it right there! That's that girl from that thing. [pointing at Redheaded Actress] I banged this girl right here. This is...",Darryl,FALSE
2565,2,2,28,That's her?,Roy,FALSE
2566,2,2,28,"Yes, this is the one.",Darryl,FALSE
2567,2,2,28,No!,Roy,FALSE
2568,2,2,28,You remember? Yes!,Darryl,FALSE
2569,2,2,28,At the party?,Roy,FALSE
2570,2,2,28,You banged her?,Warehouse guy,FALSE
2571,2,2,28,Yes! [to video screen]  Right here. You are a naughty girl!,Darryl,FALSE
2572,2,2,28,"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Okay! Hypocrite! She is a hypocrite. That is such a scam! Okay.",Michael,FALSE
2573,2,2,29,"[to cell phone] Yes. Yes, I did. Okay. Well, we can talk about that later then. [to Pam] Hi.",Jan,FALSE
2574,2,2,29,"Okay, you are never going to believe this. The girl in the video we're watching that Corporate gave us... Darryl banged her! Aaand is about 90% sure.",Michael,FALSE
2575,2,2,30,"Don't ever let this little bitch drive you around town. We got, uh, lost for half an hour.",Todd Packer,FALSE
2576,2,2,30,"I don't have any DUI's so I can drive myself, but thanks.",Pam,FALSE
2577,2,2,30,Where is Michael Snot? Sniffing some dude's thong? Probably.,Todd Packer,FALSE
2578,2,2,31,"So you are the lawyer, Mr. O'Malley? I know a lot of lawyer jokes.",Michael,FALSE
2579,2,2,31,I love lawyer jokes.,Mr. O'Malley,FALSE
2580,2,2,31,"Well, it's probably because you don't get 'em.",Michael,FALSE
2581,2,2,32,"When I said before that I was king of forwards, you got to understand that I don't come up with this stuff. I just forward it along. You wouldn't arrest a guy who's just delivering drugs from one guy to another.",Michael,FALSE
2582,2,2,33,"You seem a little bit agitated, Michael. What's the problem?",Jan,FALSE
2583,2,2,33,The problem is that I am the boss and apparently I can't say anything.,Michael,FALSE
2584,2,2,33,"Well, that... that's true in a way. You can't say anything.",Jan,FALSE
2585,2,2,33,"Where's the line? Where's the line, Jan.",Michael,FALSE
2586,2,2,33,"Do you need to see the video again, Michael?",Jan,FALSE
2587,2,2,33,"No, I've seen the video.",Michael,FALSE
2588,2,2,33,[to Jan] He talked the whole time.,Toby,FALSE
2589,2,2,33,"No, I didn't. [to Jan] Huh, what? [everyone looks up at blow-up doll]",Michael,FALSE
2590,2,2,34,"Attention, everyone! Hello! Ah, yes! I just want you to know that, uh, this is not my decision, but from here on out... we can no longer be friends. And when we talk about things here we must only discuss work-associated things.  And, uh, you can consider this my retirement from comedy. And in the future, if I want to say something funny or witty or do an impression, I will no longer, ever, do any of those things.",Michael,FALSE
2591,2,2,34,Does that include 'That's What She Said'?,Jim,FALSE
2592,2,2,34,Mmmhmm. Yes.,Michael,FALSE
2593,2,2,34,"Wow! That is really hard. You really think you can go all day long? Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling, so...",Jim,FALSE
2594,2,2,34,THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!,Michael,FALSE
2595,2,2,34,Michael. MICHAEL!,Jan,FALSE
2596,2,2,34,[laughing] Come on.,Michael,FALSE
2597,2,2,34,"Michael, please.",Jan,FALSE
2598,2,2,34,There he is.,Todd Packer,FALSE
2599,2,2,34,Mwah! [kisses hand and salutes office],Michael,FALSE
2600,2,2,34,There he is. Good one.,Todd Packer,FALSE
2601,2,2,35,You would have done the same. You just didn't think of it first.,Michael,FALSE
2602,2,2,35,Mike... Michael. Please. I... I... really.,Jan,FALSE
2603,2,2,35,It's... That's...,Michael,FALSE
2604,2,2,35,That's not my sense of humor.,Jan,FALSE
2605,2,2,35,"Okay. [to man entering office] Hello. [introduces] Jan. Mr. O'Malley. This is my lawyer, James P. Albiny.",Michael,FALSE
2606,2,2,35,Wha...,Jan,FALSE
2607,2,2,35,I believe you may recognize his face from the billboards. He specializes in Free Speech issues.,Michael,FALSE
2608,2,2,35,"[to camera] And motorcycle head injuries, worker's comp, and diet pill lawsuits.",Albiny,FALSE
2609,2,2,35,This guy does it all.,Michael,FALSE
2610,2,2,35,"[to Albiny] 'Scuse me, I'm sorry. [to Michael] Michael. Mr. O'Malley is your lawyer.",Jan,FALSE
2611,2,2,35,What?,Michael,FALSE
2612,2,2,35,"Mr. O'Malley is our Corporate lawyer. We have him on retainer. To protect the company as well as upper level management, such as yourself.",Jan,FALSE
2613,2,2,35,So I'm not in trouble?,Michael,FALSE
2614,2,2,36,"I am so used to being the bad boy. I am so used to fighting Corporate that I forget that I am Corporate. Upper management. They hooked me up with an attorney. To protect me. You can't be too careful about what you say. Mo' money, mo' problems.",Michael,FALSE
2615,2,2,37,"Okay. Well, let's get you out of here, James. Um... I think we're under an hour still, so...",Michael,FALSE
2616,2,2,37,"Yeah, but I did a lot of paperwork at home before I got here.",Albiny,FALSE
2617,2,2,37,I know. We'll talk about it later. Thanks for coming in.,Michael,FALSE
2618,2,2,38,Um... hello.,Pam's Mom,FALSE
2619,2,2,38,[ecstatic] Oh my god!,Pam,FALSE
2620,2,2,38,Finally made it!,Pam's Mom,FALSE
2621,2,2,38,Hello!,Pam,FALSE
2622,2,2,39,I love my Mom. Okay. That's probably really the most obvious statement ever.,Pam,FALSE
2623,2,2,40,This is all yours?,Pam's Mom,FALSE
2624,2,2,40,Yeah. I'm in charge of this whole area.,Pam,FALSE
2625,2,2,40,"Oh, my goodness. That's great.",Pam's Mom,FALSE
2626,2,2,41,"So a guy goes home, tells his wife, 'Honey. Pack your bags. I just won the lottery.' She goes, 'Oh my god! That's incredible! Where are we going?' He goes, 'I don't know where you're going, just be out of here by five!' [men laugh] Boom!",Todd Packer,FALSE
2627,2,2,42,This is where I used to keep my computer.,Pam,FALSE
2628,2,2,42,"Oh, right! I remember...",Pam's Mom,FALSE
2629,2,2,42,But then I moved it.,Pam,FALSE
2630,2,2,42,with the picture.,Pam's Mom,FALSE
2631,2,2,42,"Yeah, yeah, but I uh... I switched stuff around because I actually needed like more room for organization. So...",Pam,FALSE
2632,2,2,42,Sure.,Pam's Mom,FALSE
2633,2,2,42,"So this is like, um, an organization station...",Pam,FALSE
2634,2,2,42,[to Roy] Oooooh!,Pam's Mom,FALSE
2635,2,2,42,Hey!,Pam,FALSE
2636,2,2,42,"Well, there he is!",Pam's Mom,FALSE
2637,2,2,42,How are ya?,Roy,FALSE
2638,2,2,42,"Hi, handsome!",Pam's Mom,FALSE
2639,2,2,42,You look great!,Roy,FALSE
2640,2,2,42,"Oh, thank you! So! We ready for dinner?",Pam's Mom,FALSE
2641,2,2,42,"Well, you know... actually, I kind of need to stall a bit. But, it's okay, because I am very used to killing time.",Pam,FALSE
2642,2,2,42,"Oh, I don't believe that.",Pam's Mom,FALSE
2643,2,2,42,"Okay, I'm going to go wait in the parking lot. And what kind of tunes you want for the ride? Little, uh, classical? Or oldies?",Roy,FALSE
2644,2,2,42,"Oh, anything is fine.",Pam's Mom,FALSE
2645,2,2,42,"All right, I'll see ya.",Roy,FALSE
2646,2,2,42,So which one is Jim?,Pam's Mom,FALSE
2647,2,2,42,Mom!,Pam,FALSE
2648,2,2,42,I just wanted to know.,Pam's Mom,FALSE
2649,2,2,42,No.,Pam,FALSE
2650,2,2,42,All right. Okay.,Pam's Mom,FALSE
2651,2,2,42,Ten minutes.,Pam,FALSE
2652,2,2,42,Okay.,Pam's Mom,FALSE
2653,2,2,42,Then we can go to dinner.,Pam,FALSE
2654,2,2,42,I'll make myself busy.,Pam's Mom,FALSE
2655,2,2,43,"There's this guy. He's at a Nymphomaniac Convention. And he is psyched 'cause all these women are smokin' hot perfect 10's, except for this one chick who looks a lot like, uh... [points at Phyllis]",Todd Packer,FALSE
2656,2,2,43,Phyllis?,Kevin,FALSE
2657,2,2,43,"No. No, no, no. That crosses the line.",Michael,FALSE
2658,2,2,43,Ex-squeeze me?,Todd Packer,FALSE
2659,2,2,43,"Not you. Kevin. Just unwarranted. Hostile work environment, Kevin.",Michael,FALSE
2660,2,2,43,Packer said it.,Kevin,FALSE
2661,2,2,43,"No. You said it. He pointed. A point is not a say. Look. Kevin, we are a family here and Phyllis is a valued member of that family. Like a grandmother.",Michael,FALSE
2662,2,2,43,"I'm the same age as you, Michael.",Phyllis,FALSE
2663,2,2,43,I don't know about that.,Michael,FALSE
2664,2,2,43,We're in the same High School class.,Phyllis,FALSE
2665,2,2,43,"Well, I have a late birthday and usually September's a cut-off point. [to Kevin] You know what? You just crossed the line. Okay? There's a line and you went over it. And you must be punished. So go to your corner.",Michael,FALSE
2666,2,2,43,You mean where my desk is?,Kevin,FALSE
2667,2,2,43,"Yes, your corner. Go.",Michael,FALSE
2668,2,2,43,Okay. I have a lot of work to do anyway.,Kevin,FALSE
2669,2,2,43,Mmmhmmm.,Michael,FALSE
2670,2,2,43,"Oh my. They really got to you, didn't they?",Todd Packer,FALSE
2671,2,2,43,"They didn't get to me. I got to them. I am still the same old Michael Scott. New and improved. You know what? I love Phyllis. You know what else? I think she is gorgeous. I think she is incredibly, incredibly attractive person. [to Phyllis] C'mere, c'mere, c'mon!  Come on! Come on.",Michael,FALSE
2672,2,2,43,Michael! Come on!,Phyllis,FALSE
2673,2,2,43,Oooh!,Michael,FALSE
2674,2,2,43,You don't have to worry. I'm not going to...,Phyllis,FALSE
2675,2,2,43,I'm not worried.,Michael,FALSE
2676,2,2,43,...report you to HR.,Phyllis,FALSE
2677,2,2,43,"You know what? The only thing I'm worried about... is getting a boner. Good work today, everybody.",Michael,FALSE
2678,2,2,44,"Times have changed a little. And even though we're still a family here at Dunder-Mifflin, families grow. And at some point, the daddy can't take a bath with the kids anymore. I am Upper Management. And it would be inappropriate for me to take a bath with Pam. As much as I might want to.",Michael,FALSE
2679,2,2,45,He said what?,Pam,FALSE
2680,2,2,46,"Good morning, Pam.",Michael,TRUE
2681,2,2,46,"Good morning, Michael.",Pam,TRUE
2682,2,2,46,What's going on?,Michael,TRUE
2683,2,2,46,Nothing. You look nice today.,Pam,TRUE
2684,2,2,46,What?,Michael,TRUE
2685,2,2,46,You look real thin.,Pam,TRUE
2686,2,2,46,I don't get what you mean.,Michael,TRUE
2687,2,2,46,You just... You look good. Your shirt looks... You look real good.,Pam,TRUE
2688,2,2,46,"Well, you said I looked thin, so what does... Does that mean I'm like thin weird or thin handsome or... [laughing]",Michael,TRUE
2689,2,2,46,"Thin handsome, Michael.",Pam,TRUE
2690,2,2,46,"Yes, well, of course. Of course. [laughing]",Michael,TRUE
2691,2,2,47,"Wait, Jim, no! Don't drink directly from the can. Okay, I'm serious. It's all over the Internet. They use the same shipping company as a rat poison, and it gets on the can. [Jim takes a drink] Well, you're an idiot.",Dwight,TRUE
2692,2,2,47,"What can I say, Dwight, I live a very dangerous life.",Jim,TRUE
2693,2,2,48,[Email chiming] [snickers] Did you see that?,Kevin,TRUE
2694,2,2,48,I saw it.,Oscar,TRUE
2695,2,2,48,You can see her...,Kevin,TRUE
2696,2,2,48,It's fake.,Angela,TRUE
2697,2,2,48,How do you know?,Kevin,TRUE
2698,2,2,48,She wouldn't do that. She's a Senator.,Angela,TRUE
2699,2,2,49,"Office romance. For example, Pam and I are dating, do we have to disclose that?",Michael,TRUE
2700,2,2,49,We're not dating.,Pam,TRUE
2701,2,2,49,"No, but I'm saying hypothetically if we were dating...",Michael,TRUE
2702,2,2,49,"We're not dating, I'm engaged.",Pam,TRUE
2703,2,2,49,"Well, Roy is dead, and I ask you out.",Michael,TRUE
2704,2,2,49,I would say no.,Pam,TRUE
2705,2,2,49,"You say yes, and we go out.",Michael,TRUE
2706,2,2,49,I would drown myself.,Pam,TRUE
2707,2,2,49,"And now Roy and Pam are dead, and we have your stupid rules to blame, Toby.",Michael,TRUE
2708,2,2,50,"Toby actually gets alimony from his ex-wife because she makes more, so that's kind of embarrassing. Not that I'd mind, but it would never happen to me because I would make the marriage work. People seem to like him because they think he's one of us, but he's not. He's this weird loner who just tells people, 'Don't do this, don't do that. Hire this person for this reason.' I would complain about him, but who would I go to, to complain about Toby? Toby. Bias. And what does he do about that? Nothing. Because he's Toby. What kind of name is that? It's almost a girl's name. I think I've known more girls named Toby than guys. He just kind of makes my skin crawl a little bit. Toby is the devil. Toby's the devil.",Michael,TRUE
2709,2,2,51,Hey.,Pam,TRUE
2710,2,2,51,Hey.,Jim,TRUE
2711,2,2,51,I know we're having that harassment thing this afternoon.,Pam,TRUE
2712,2,2,51,Yeah.,Jim,TRUE
2713,2,2,51,"Sometimes when we IM, I send you that little winking face with the lipstick.",Pam,TRUE
2714,2,2,51,Yeah?,Jim,TRUE
2715,2,2,51,Yeah. I realize that might be harassment.,Pam,TRUE
2716,2,2,51,"Yes, it is harassment and I'm going to be suing the winking face. I've hired the angry face as my lawyer and you will be hearing from him pretty soon.",Jim,TRUE
2717,2,2,51,Okay.,Pam,TRUE
2718,2,2,51,Okay. [IM chiming] [laughing],Jim,TRUE
2719,2,3,1,"I'm an early bird, and I'm a night owl. So I'm wise, and I have worms. Oh, breakfast.",Michael,FALSE
2720,2,3,1,"I got your sausage, egg and cheese biscuit.",Ryan,FALSE
2721,2,3,1,"Yummy, yummy. Thank you, Ryan.",Michael,FALSE
2722,2,3,1,"What was the thing, ah, you needed me to come in early for?",Ryan,FALSE
2723,2,3,1,"Um. The sausage, egg, and cheese biscuit. But thank you. And why don't you take a couple hours. The office is yours. 'Home Alone,' 'Risky Business.' Take your pants off, run around. Whatever you gotta do.",Michael,FALSE
2724,2,3,1,I'm just going to take a nap in my car until work starts.,Ryan,FALSE
2725,2,3,1,"Ok. [Removes biscuit, leaving only sausage, egg and cheese.] Healthier. Gotta watch those carbs.",Michael,FALSE
2726,2,3,2,"Today, I, Michael Scott, am becoming a homeowner. Investing in real estate.",Michael,FALSE
2727,2,3,2,Diversifying. Smart.,Dwight,FALSE
2728,2,3,2,"Yes it is. Yes it is. It is very important to own property. Back in olden days, they would not even let you vote unless you owned property and they'd throw you in the stocks and humiliate you.",Michael,FALSE
2729,2,3,2,"And it worked. They should bring the stocks back. People'd obey the law, there'd be less troublemakers.",Dwight,FALSE
2730,2,3,2,Maybe.,Michael,FALSE
2731,2,3,3,[looks bored. Taps finger on desk. Head falls to desk],Jim,FALSE
2732,2,3,3,[laughs],Pam,FALSE
2733,2,3,4,"Every so often, Jim dies of boredom. I think today it was the expense reports that did him in. And our deal is that, it's up to me to revive him.",Pam,FALSE
2734,2,3,5,You see Dwight's coffee mug?,Pam,FALSE
2735,2,3,5,Mm-hmm.,Jim,FALSE
2736,2,3,5,"Sometimes when he's not here, I try to throw stuff in it.",Pam,FALSE
2737,2,3,5,No way. Let's do this [crumples post it and throws into mug. Misses.] Oh.,Jim,FALSE
2738,2,3,5,Here.,Pam,FALSE
2739,2,3,5,Wind.,Jim,FALSE
2740,2,3,5,Try paperclips. Oh wait. This message. For Dwight.,Pam,FALSE
2741,2,3,5,Perfect. [misses],Jim,FALSE
2742,2,3,5,Oh.,Pam,FALSE
2743,2,3,5,Oh.,Jim,FALSE
2744,2,3,6,You should go.,Dwight,FALSE
2745,2,3,6,Yes. Yes. Final walkthrough.,Michael,FALSE
2746,2,3,6,Uh huh.,Dwight,FALSE
2747,2,3,6,Sign the papers at the condo.,Michael,FALSE
2748,2,3,6,You have your lawyer there?,Dwight,FALSE
2749,2,3,6,"Uh, I don't need one.",Michael,FALSE
2750,2,3,6,Can I be your representative?,Dwight,FALSE
2751,2,3,6,I don't need a representative.,Michael,FALSE
2752,2,3,6,I think I should be there.,Dwight,FALSE
2753,2,3,6,"No, No.",Michael,FALSE
2754,2,3,6,I'm good. I can make sure things are up to code.,Dwight,FALSE
2755,2,3,6,No. Dwight. I'm fine.,Michael,FALSE
2756,2,3,6,"Please, I'm always the guy you rely on at work.",Dwight,FALSE
2757,2,3,6,"Well, this isn't about work. This is closing on a condo, it's completely personal.",Michael,FALSE
2758,2,3,6,So you're taking a personal day?,Dwight,FALSE
2759,2,3,6,"Except that, this is about my living arrangement, and as boss, I need to have a living arrangement in order to do work.",Michael,FALSE
2760,2,3,6,"Please, I'll make you proud.",Dwight,FALSE
2761,2,3,6,"Ok. Fine. Yes, you can come.",Michael,FALSE
2762,2,3,6,Yes! As your representative?,Dwight,FALSE
2763,2,3,6,As my associate.,Michael,FALSE
2764,2,3,6,Same thing.,Dwight,FALSE
2765,2,3,6,No it is not.,Michael,FALSE
2766,2,3,7,"I have been Michael's #2 guy for about 5 years. And we make a great team. We're like one of those classic famous teams. He's like Mozart, and I'm like Mozart's friend. No. I'm like Butch Cassidy, and Michael is like Mozart. You try and hurt Mozart; you're going to get a bullet in your head courtesy of Butch Cassidy.",Dwight,FALSE
2767,2,3,8,"Oh, most honorable Pamera. Not offensive, because that's the way they talk in movies.",Michael,FALSE
2768,2,3,8,You headed out?,Pam,FALSE
2769,2,3,8,We are. Dwight and I are going to the big thing. So why don't you have everybody work on their expense reports and I'd like them in by the end of the day.,Michael,FALSE
2770,2,3,8,Ok.,Pam,FALSE
2771,2,3,8,Very good.,Michael,FALSE
2772,2,3,8,Have a great time.,Pam,FALSE
2773,2,3,8,"We will. Um, did you do the thing I asked you to do about the magazines?",Michael,FALSE
2774,2,3,8,"Yeah, I changed them to your new address.",Pam,FALSE
2775,2,3,8,Good. The Small Business Man?,Michael,FALSE
2776,2,3,8,Yup.,Pam,FALSE
2777,2,3,8,Maxim? American Way? Cracked?,Michael,FALSE
2778,2,3,8,"Yes, I changed your Cracked magazine subscription.",Pam,FALSE
2779,2,3,8,"How about, uh, Fine Arts? Aficionado Monthly?",Michael,FALSE
2780,2,3,8,[shakes head],Pam,FALSE
2781,2,3,8,"NO, well can you get on that, because I don't just read Cracked.  Thank you.",Michael,FALSE
2782,2,3,8,Yeah.,Pam,FALSE
2783,2,3,8,Ok. See you soon.,Michael,FALSE
2784,2,3,9,What kind of shocks you got on this baby?,Dwight,FALSE
2785,2,3,9,"I don't know, regular. Normal ones. Nothing fancy. Not my style. What are you doing?",Michael,FALSE
2786,2,3,9,[tries to open sun roof] I want to put the top down.,Dwight,FALSE
2787,2,3,9,"What? No, Dwight. It's fifty degrees outside.  Don't... please...",Michael,FALSE
2788,2,3,9,But then no one can see us.,Dwight,FALSE
2789,2,3,9,I... Just... Would you put it up? [roof opens] Ok. Fine. Just leave it down. Whiner.,Michael,FALSE
2790,2,3,9,Check it out. [points at sunglasses] Terminator.,Dwight,FALSE
2791,2,3,9,I do not understand what you spend your money on.,Michael,FALSE
2792,2,3,10,[paper football lands on desk] Ooh.,Kevin,FALSE
2793,2,3,10,"Hey, Oscar, on these new expense reports, do we really have to go back to last quarter?",Jim,FALSE
2794,2,3,10,"Yeah. It's a terrible system, I know.",Oscar,FALSE
2795,2,3,10,[points at paper on desk] What does 2005 season mean?,Jim,FALSE
2796,2,3,10,Eh.,Oscar,FALSE
2797,2,3,10,"Wait a minute, what is this?",Jim,FALSE
2798,2,3,10,It's a scoreboard.,Oscar,FALSE
2799,2,3,10,What?,Jim,FALSE
2800,2,3,10,Kevin and I play this paper football game when Michael's out.,Oscar,FALSE
2801,2,3,10,Really?,Jim,FALSE
2802,2,3,10,Yeah.,Oscar,FALSE
2803,2,3,10,Or when we're bored.,Kevin,FALSE
2804,2,3,10,"Oh my God!  Wait, this goes back two years.",Jim,FALSE
2805,2,3,10,We're bored a lot.,Kevin,FALSE
2806,2,3,11,[flicks football onto Kevin's desk] OH!,Jim,FALSE
2807,2,3,11,Oh!,Kevin,FALSE
2808,2,3,11,Sweet!,Oscar,FALSE
2809,2,3,11,Yes!  So close.  I really love the paper triangle flicking and hitting things game.  Yeah.,Jim,FALSE
2810,2,3,11,We call it Hate Ball.,Kevin,FALSE
2811,2,3,11,Why?,Jim,FALSE
2812,2,3,11,Because of how much Angela hates it.,Kevin,FALSE
2813,2,3,11,"Hey, do you guys have any other games?",Jim,FALSE
2814,2,3,11,Sometimes we play 'Who can put the most M&M's in their mouth?',Kevin,FALSE
2815,2,3,11,You,Angela,FALSE
2816,2,3,11,You should ask Toby to teach you Dunderball.,Oscar,FALSE
2817,2,3,12,"Home, sweet home.",Michael,FALSE
2818,2,3,12,Which one's yours?,Dwight,FALSE
2819,2,3,12,"Right there. My sanctuary. My party pad. Someday I can just see my grandkids learning how to walk out here. Hang a swing from this tree. Push them back... wait... [turns around] no, it's this one, right here. Home, sweet home.",Michael,FALSE
2820,2,3,13,[bounces ball off wall with Toby] So that's what this sound is all day.,Jim,FALSE
2821,2,3,14,"Michael, this is Bill. He's the head of the condo association.",Carol,FALSE
2822,2,3,14,"Oh, how are you? Nice to meet you, Bill. Bill. Mr. Bill. OHHH NOOO. MR. BILL. OHHH! SNL? When they pull him apart? He'd always get rolled over by something.",Michael,FALSE
2823,2,3,14,Nice to meet you.,Bill,FALSE
2824,2,3,14,Nice to meet you too.,Michael,FALSE
2825,2,3,14,This is smaller than your old place.,Dwight,FALSE
2826,2,3,14,"Yeah, small. I'm buying it and I'm not renting it. So, it's still an upgrade. He doesn't know anything about property ownership. Kind of an idiot. Um.",Michael,FALSE
2827,2,3,15,"Actually, I do own property. My grandfather left me a 60 acre working beet farm. I run it with my cousin, Mose. We sell beets to local stores and restaurants. It's a nice little farm. Sometimes teenagers use it for sex.",Dwight,FALSE
2828,2,3,16,Are we ready to sign some papers?,Carol,FALSE
2829,2,3,16,"Actually, no. We have a couple of questions, about the neighborhood.",Dwight,FALSE
2830,2,3,16,"It's very safe. It's very clean. Also, it's very accepting of all lifestyles.",Bill,FALSE
2831,2,3,16,It's a very gay-friendly neighborhood.,Carol,FALSE
2832,2,3,16,Oh. Good. That's good. It's good to be accommodating of that.,Michael,FALSE
2833,2,3,16,Let's go check out the master bedroom.,Dwight,FALSE
2834,2,3,17,"Stanley. Just played Dunder Ball with Toby. What about you, you got any games?",Jim,FALSE
2835,2,3,17,"Yeah, I got a game. It's called 'work hard so my kids can go to college.'",Stanley,FALSE
2836,2,3,17,Fair enough.,Jim,FALSE
2837,2,3,18,"This, my friends, is the master bedroom. Check out the cathedral ceilings. Those are like seventeen feet high. We have cable readiness. [points at wall] Right there. I am going to totally pimp this place out. I am going to put a surround sound system. I am going to put a plasma screen right against this wall.",Michael,FALSE
2838,2,3,18,Oh. Terrible idea.,Dwight,FALSE
2839,2,3,18,I'm putting my bed right over here.,Michael,FALSE
2840,2,3,18,"No, no, no, no, no. This is a shared wall. Neighbor throws his wife into the wall, plasma screen hits the floor. Totally smashed.",Dwight,FALSE
2841,2,3,18,"Well, then I will get a warrantee.",Michael,FALSE
2842,2,3,18,"Warrantees don't cover it, plus they're a rip-off.",Dwight,FALSE
2843,2,3,18,Well then I won't get a warrantee.,Michael,FALSE
2844,2,3,18,Shh Shh.,Dwight,FALSE
2845,2,3,18,"So that's the problem, is solved. What?",Michael,FALSE
2846,2,3,18,Listen. [puts ear to wall] Can you hear that? Oh man. These babies are thin.,Dwight,FALSE
2847,2,3,19,[sings Olympic theme song] This scented candle ...andle ...andle. Which I found in the men's bathroom ...room ...room. Represents the eternal burning of competition. Or something.,Jim,FALSE
2848,2,3,19,It smells like cookies.,Kevin,FALSE
2849,2,3,19,"Yes it does. Yes it does my friend. Ok, we will be competing for gold, silver and bronze yogurt lids.",Jim,FALSE
2850,2,3,19,"Now the bronze are really blue, and they're also the back side of the gold, so no flipping. K? Honor system.",Pam,FALSE
2851,2,3,20,I do play games. I sing and I dangle things in front of my cats. I play lots of games. Just not at work.,Angela,FALSE
2852,2,3,21,Let the games begin. [sings Olympic theme],Jim,FALSE
2853,2,3,22,"And then, I just need you to sign here at this arrow.",Carol,FALSE
2854,2,3,22,What kind of mortgage did you get?,Dwight,FALSE
2855,2,3,22,Uh... Ten year.,Michael,FALSE
2856,2,3,22,"Well, ten over thirty, so thirty year total.",Carol,FALSE
2857,2,3,22,What? Wha? You said ten.,Michael,FALSE
2858,2,3,22,"Ten year fixed, over thirty. Thirty year total.",Carol,FALSE
2859,2,3,22,"Ho, thirty years.",Dwight,FALSE
2860,2,3,22,"Ok, ok, ok.",Michael,FALSE
2861,2,3,22,"Wow, you'll be paying this off in your mid-seventies.",Dwight,FALSE
2862,2,3,22,Alright.,Michael,FALSE
2863,2,3,22,"Forget about retiring when you're 65. Hey, I've got an idea. You know that extra bedroom? If the whole girlfriend thing never happens, that's where the nurse can live.",Dwight,FALSE
2864,2,3,22,Ok. Alright. Oh boy.,Michael,FALSE
2865,2,3,22,"Well, this is it.",Dwight,FALSE
2866,2,3,22,Whenever you're ready.,Carol,FALSE
2867,2,3,22,"Um. Oh. [moves stove burner] Oh, ok. Is that suppose to come off?",Michael,FALSE
2868,2,3,22,Actually yes.,Carol,FALSE
2869,2,3,22,"Hey, look! Cool. Carpenter ants.",Dwight,FALSE
2870,2,3,22,Um. I'm going to take a little breather for a second. Excuse me.,Michael,FALSE
2871,2,3,22,We'll be here waiting for you.,Dwight,FALSE
2872,2,3,22,"Oh, man.",Michael,FALSE
2873,2,3,23,"A thirty year mortgage at Michael's age essentially means that he's buying a coffin. If I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls so you couldn't hear the other dead people.",Dwight,FALSE
2874,2,3,24,"Whenever you're ready, Michael.",Carol,FALSE
2875,2,3,24,"Uh. [breathes deeply, head at knees]",Michael,FALSE
2876,2,3,25,"You have what is the national sport of Icelandic paper companies. And I'm blanking on the name, can you help me out Pam?",Jim,FALSE
2877,2,3,25,"Jim, they refer to it as Flonkerton.",Pam,FALSE
2878,2,3,25,Hum.,Jim,FALSE
2879,2,3,25,"In English, box of paper snowshoe racing.",Pam,FALSE
2880,2,3,25,"Fair enough, but I like Flonkerton.",Jim,FALSE
2881,2,3,26,"The thing about Jim, is when he's excited about something, like the Office Olympics, he gets really into it and he does a really great job. But the problem with Jim is that he works here, so that hardly ever happens.",Pam,FALSE
2882,2,3,27,"So, who will be challenging Kevin in Flonkerton? Anyone?",Jim,FALSE
2883,2,3,27,I'll do it.,Phyllis,FALSE
2884,2,3,27,"Yes! Phyllis! [claps] Phyllis, just put your foot right through here [lifts strap on box of paper]. Right through the flonk.",Jim,FALSE
2885,2,3,28,"The ceilings are lower than they were last week. That, I don't... I don't...",Michael,FALSE
2886,2,3,28,What?,Carol,FALSE
2887,2,3,28,...know if you showed me this same unit or not.,Michael,FALSE
2888,2,3,28,"Michael, this is the unit you saw and...",Carol,FALSE
2889,2,3,28,Where are all the hot people? I was told that there would be all these attractive singles.,Michael,FALSE
2890,2,3,28,Who told you that?,Carol,FALSE
2891,2,3,28,"As far as I can tell, I'm the best-looking person here.",Michael,FALSE
2892,2,3,29,"There's a basic principle in real estate, that you should never be the best-looking person in the development. It's just sorta common sense, because if you are, then you've no place to go but down.",Michael,FALSE
2893,2,3,30,"Is this a financial thing? If it's a financial thing, what some people do is they rent out the third bedroom.",Carol,FALSE
2894,2,3,30,"No, no, no.",Michael,FALSE
2895,2,3,30,That's some extra income for you.,Carol,FALSE
2896,2,3,30,I am not going to rent the third bedroom. I want a price reduction or I am a-walkin.,Michael,FALSE
2897,2,3,30,"You will lose $7,000 if you walk away right now.",Carol,FALSE
2898,2,3,30,Ehhhh....,Michael,FALSE
2899,2,3,31,I made the right decision. I'm glad I signed. I'm a homeowner. Right? Good to be a homeowner. Diversifying. This is good. This is fun. We're having fun.,Michael,FALSE
2900,2,3,31,Totally having fun. Can you imagine those poor saps stuck at the office today? [laughs],Dwight,FALSE
2901,2,3,32,Here we go.  Here we go.,Jim,FALSE
2902,2,3,32,Go!  Go!  Go!,Pam,FALSE
2903,2,3,32,Pair of shoes!,Oscar,FALSE
2904,2,3,32,"Dig deep, dig deep! OHHHhhh! It's Phyllis!",Jim,FALSE
2905,2,3,32,It's Phyllis!,Pam,FALSE
2906,2,3,32,Phyllis by a nose. Gold medal in Flernenton.,Jim,FALSE
2907,2,3,32,Flonkerton.,Pam,FALSE
2908,2,3,32,"Thank you, delegate from Iceland.",Jim,FALSE
2909,2,3,32,Wow!,Meredith,FALSE
2910,2,3,33,[empties bowl of M&M's into his mouth],Kevin,FALSE
2911,2,3,33,Wow! Ok. No one else should even try! Gold medals! Give him medals. Wow.,Jim,FALSE
2912,2,3,34,"There's something else Dwight wanted to talk to you about. I have a surprise for you, for helping me out today.",Michael,FALSE
2913,2,3,34,You didn't have to...,Dwight,FALSE
2914,2,3,34,"No, no. I insist. I insist. Because you've really done some great work. Great work. And that is why, I am going to let you move into my third bedroom and pay me rent.",Michael,FALSE
2915,2,3,35,"Why did I do it? Because I believe in rewarding people for their efforts. Ah. I rewarded Dwight with the room, and he is rewarding me back, ah, with $500 plus utilities.",Michael,FALSE
2916,2,3,36,I don't even know what to say.,Dwight,FALSE
2917,2,3,36,"I'm thinking, lock into a four year commitment, we'll go month to month after that. Or, until I start dating, have a girlfriend, then you're, you know, you're gone.",Michael,FALSE
2918,2,3,36,Question. Where can I put my terrarium?,Dwight,FALSE
2919,2,3,36,What the hell is a terrarium?,Michael,FALSE
2920,2,3,36,It's a fish tank for snakes and lizards.,Dwight,FALSE
2921,2,3,36,"Oh, so an aquarium. Ah, that will not come into this place.",Michael,FALSE
2922,2,3,36,Question. My grandparents left me a large number of armoires.,Dwight,FALSE
2923,2,3,37,Are you sure you don't want to play?,Pam,FALSE
2924,2,3,37,I'm sure.,Angela,FALSE
2925,2,3,37,"Come on Angela, don't you have a game?",Pam,FALSE
2926,2,3,37,"I have one, yes.",Angela,FALSE
2927,2,3,37,"Well, let's play, what is it?",Pam,FALSE
2928,2,3,37,I call it Pam Pong. I count how many times Jim gets up from his desk and goes to reception to talk to you.,Angela,FALSE
2929,2,3,37,We're friends.,Pam,FALSE
2930,2,3,37,Apparently.,Angela,FALSE
2931,2,3,37,"Very nicely done. I think that's H-O-R for Stanley, and H-O for Phyllis.",Jim,FALSE
2932,2,3,37,Are you calling me a ho?,Phyllis,FALSE
2933,2,3,37,"Oh my god. Phyllis, coming alive. I like it.",Jim,FALSE
2934,2,3,38,"Question. What about carpooling, who pays for the gas?",Dwight,FALSE
2935,2,3,38,We take separate cars.,Michael,FALSE
2936,2,3,38,Question. Can sometimes I drive your car and you drive mine?,Dwight,FALSE
2937,2,3,38,Why would we do that?,Michael,FALSE
2938,2,3,38,Just for fun?,Dwight,FALSE
2939,2,3,38,No.,Michael,FALSE
2940,2,3,38,Question. Who is the primary on the fire insurance?,Dwight,FALSE
2941,2,3,38,"EHHHHNT. Game over. Offer revoked. Dwight. I'm sorry, but you reach out and you try to be a nice guy, and help out a friend, and this is what happens. This is what I get. Oh god. I'm ... Ok.",Michael,FALSE
2942,2,3,39,"Thank god. It was nice of him to offer, but I live in a nine bedroom farm house. I have my own crossbow range. It's a perfect situation for me. Although two bathrooms would have been nice, we just have the one. And it's under the porch.",Dwight,FALSE
2943,2,3,40,Ah...,Oscar,FALSE
2944,2,3,40,OH!,Everyone,FALSE
2945,2,3,40,Who had someone from Vance Refrigeration?,Jim,FALSE
2946,2,3,40,I did.,Ryan,FALSE
2947,2,3,40,Ryan Howard. Ryan! [claps] Gold medal.,Jim,FALSE
2948,2,3,41,I made something for our closing ceremonies.,Pam,FALSE
2949,2,3,41,What? [looks in box] Oh my god. Where did you have time to make that?,Jim,FALSE
2950,2,3,41,Automatic voicemail.,Pam,FALSE
2951,2,3,41,"Alright Pam, alright [gives her hi-five]. Nice work!",Jim,FALSE
2952,2,3,41,[sees Angela making check mark on tally sheet],Pam,FALSE
2953,2,3,41,A little bit more and I would have had it.,Stanley,FALSE
2954,2,3,42,You know you can always refinance your mortgage. We had a 15 year on our beet farm.  We paid it off early.,Dwight,FALSE
2955,2,3,42,"Yeah, well, you know what? Nobody cares about your stupid beet farm. Beets are the worst.",Michael,FALSE
2956,2,3,42,People love beets.,Dwight,FALSE
2957,2,3,42,Nobody likes beets.,Michael,FALSE
2958,2,3,42,Everybody loves beets.,Dwight,FALSE
2959,2,3,42,"Nobody likes beets, Dwight. Why don't you grow something that everybody does like? You should grow candy. I'd love a piece of candy right now. Not a beet.",Michael,FALSE
2960,2,3,42,Let's get this roof going.,Dwight,FALSE
2961,2,3,42,Stop it! [smacks Dwight's arm],Michael,FALSE
2962,2,3,42,Ow.,Dwight,FALSE
2963,2,3,43,Final lap. Final lap. Time to beat is 1:15.,Jim,FALSE
2964,2,3,43,Oscar!,Stanley,FALSE
2965,2,3,43,Go! Go! Go!,Crowd,FALSE
2966,2,3,43,"Time to beat is one minute, 15 seconds. Here they come. [Michael and Dwight enter] Guys?",Jim,FALSE
2967,2,3,43,What is going on?,Dwight,FALSE
2968,2,3,43,Nothing. Guys? Timer's still going? Er?,Jim,FALSE
2969,2,3,43,That's my stopwatch.,Dwight,FALSE
2970,2,3,44,[hands expense report to Oscar] Here you go. All done.,Jim,FALSE
2971,2,3,44,Great.,Oscar,FALSE
2972,2,3,45,"Yeah, I filled out the expense reports. That took about five minutes and then I closed two sales at lunch time. So, about as productive as any other day. If not more so.",Jim,FALSE
2973,2,3,46,"I figured I could throw it away now, or I could keep it for a couple of months and then throw it away. I mean, it was really nice of Pam to make them, but what am I going to do with a gold medal made of paper clips and an old yogurt lid?",Ryan,FALSE
2974,2,3,47,Hey.,Jim,FALSE
2975,2,3,47,I have 59 voicemails.,Pam,FALSE
2976,2,3,47,"Mmm. Hey, can you ignore those and do something for me instead?",Jim,FALSE
2977,2,3,47,Sure.,Pam,FALSE
2978,2,3,47,"Okay, today. 5 o'clock. Closing Ceremonies.",Jim,FALSE
2979,2,3,47,Really?,Pam,FALSE
2980,2,3,47,Notify the athletes.,Jim,FALSE
2981,2,3,47,Cool.,Pam,FALSE
2982,2,3,48,Michael.,Jim,FALSE
2983,2,3,48,Yeah. Jim. Slim Jim. What's going... What's going on?,Michael,FALSE
2984,2,3,48,Nothing. I just wanted to congratulate you on your condo.,Jim,FALSE
2985,2,3,48,"Oh. Thanks. Thanks. It's very cool. It's a three bedroom, gay-friendly.",Michael,FALSE
2986,2,3,48,Nice.,Jim,FALSE
2987,2,3,48,You know.,Michael,FALSE
2988,2,3,48,"Hey, would you mind coming out here for a second? I just have something for you.",Jim,FALSE
2989,2,3,48,Really?,Michael,FALSE
2990,2,3,49,What's this?,Michael,FALSE
2991,2,3,49,"These are the Closing Ceremonies. Step up. You're on the top one.  [Michael stands on podium] Congratulations to Michael, because he closed on his condo. So, gold medal. [everyone claps]",Jim,FALSE
2992,2,3,49,"I don't really know what to say. Um, I'm not one for making speeches, but ah, my heart is very full at this moment.",Michael,FALSE
2993,2,3,49,"And for Dwight Schrute, the silver medal.",Jim,FALSE
2994,2,3,49,"Get up here, Dwight.",Michael,FALSE
2995,2,3,49,Silver medal.,Dwight,FALSE
2996,2,3,49,"Yep, not as good as gold. [national anthem plays] Why are you playing the national anthem?",Michael,FALSE
2997,2,3,49,Um... 'Cause your condo's in America.,Jim,FALSE
2998,2,3,49,Oh. [doves move across cord] What the hell is that?,Michael,FALSE
2999,2,3,49,Those are the doves.,Jim,FALSE
3000,2,3,50,Hey. Morning.,Pam,TRUE
3001,2,3,50,"Oh, Pam? Can I see you in here for a second? It's important, so...",Jim,TRUE
3002,2,3,50,Okay. What? What is this?,Pam,TRUE
3003,2,3,50,I found Dwight's wallet in the parking lot.,Jim,TRUE
3004,2,3,50,"Oh, my God. What are we gonna do?",Pam,TRUE
3005,2,3,50,"I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what the best play is. Do we tear everything up, or do we buy a horse on the Internet? I mean, I don't know what to do. What do you think?",Jim,TRUE
3006,2,3,50,I know. I know what to do.,Pam,TRUE
3007,2,3,50,"Okay, what?",Jim,TRUE
3008,2,3,50,Okay. Put everything back exactly how you found it.,Pam,TRUE
3009,2,3,50,Okay.,Jim,TRUE
3010,2,3,51,"Hey, Dwight. Jim and I found your wallet in the parking lot.",Pam,FALSE
3011,2,3,51,What did you do to it?,Dwight,FALSE
3012,2,3,51,Nothing.,Jim,FALSE
3013,2,3,51,I'm serious. What did you do to it?,Dwight,FALSE
3014,2,3,51,"Dwight, I swear, we didn't do anything.",Pam,FALSE
3015,2,3,51,Nice try. [on the phone] Cancel card. Cancel card. Cancel... card.,Dwight,FALSE
3016,2,3,52,"I mean, you've got, you've got stuff here. You rented 'Mermaids.' You can't... It's a movie. You can't deduct that, you know that.",Oscar,TRUE
3017,2,3,52,All right.,Kevin,TRUE
3018,2,3,52,It's not an office expense.,Angela,TRUE
3019,2,3,52,"Yes, thank you.",Kevin,TRUE
3020,2,3,52,"Next year, you should file your stuff in a basket.",Angela,TRUE
3021,2,3,52,"Remember last year he slipped by with 'Stripes.' He rented 'Stripes,' he had it for a week.",Oscar,TRUE
3022,2,3,52,Please...,Kevin,TRUE
3023,2,3,52,"And that got through, so maybe he's thinking he can do that from now on.",Oscar,TRUE
3024,2,3,52,"Please, please. Please.",Kevin,TRUE
3025,2,3,53,What are the specs?,Dwight,TRUE
3026,2,3,53,"Oh, okay. I'll tell you. Let's see here. Three bedroom, two bath...",Michael,TRUE
3027,2,3,53,[talking over Michael] Nice.,Dwight,TRUE
3028,2,3,53,...contemporary townhouse. Two car parking...,Michael,TRUE
3029,2,3,53,[talking over Michael] Yes.,Dwight,TRUE
3030,2,3,53,...wall-to-wall carpets...,Michael,TRUE
3031,2,3,53,"[talking over Michael] God, what a steal.",Dwight,TRUE
3032,2,3,53,"...all fixtures included. Yes, this is... This is looking good.",Michael,TRUE
3033,2,3,53,Does it have a deck?,Dwight,TRUE
3034,2,3,53,I think it does.,Michael,TRUE
3035,2,3,53,Have you seen it?,Dwight,TRUE
3036,2,3,53,Yes.,Michael,TRUE
3037,2,3,53,Does it have a deck?,Dwight,TRUE
3038,2,3,53,"I think it has a... Yeah, it has a deck. They call it a porch, but it has a deck.",Michael,TRUE
3039,2,3,54,"When a man is laying on his deathbed there are four things that go through his mind. Was I well-loved? Check. Did I express myself? Did I let my light shine through? Check. Will an attractive woman cry at my funeral? Check. Probably more than one. Check. Check, check, check, check. Lastly, did I achieve success and own real estate? And when I close on this condo, I will be able to check that one as well.",Michael,TRUE
3040,2,3,55,What do you call it? Schruteball?,Jim,TRUE
3041,2,3,55,Okay. How about skeet Schruteing?,Pam,TRUE
3042,2,3,55,Did you just come up with that?,Jim,TRUE
3043,2,3,55,Mmm-hmmm.,Pam,TRUE
3044,2,3,55,That is good. That's it. That's what it is.,Jim,TRUE
3045,2,3,55,Thank you.,Pam,TRUE
3046,2,3,55,Wow. [cup tinkles],Jim,TRUE
3047,2,3,55,"Oh, oh.",Pam,TRUE
3048,2,3,55,"Oh, Somebody went in. That was a team effort, Pam.",Jim,TRUE
3049,2,3,55,Oh!,Pam,TRUE
3050,2,3,56,"Home owner. About to join an exclusive club, Dwight. Maybe some day these people out here will know what that feels like. Maybe not. Who knows? Not my problem. [groans]",Michael,TRUE
3051,2,3,56,It's time.,Dwight,TRUE
3052,2,3,56,Are we ready?,Michael,TRUE
3053,2,3,56,That's it.,Dwight,TRUE
3054,2,3,56,Are we gonna do it?,Michael,TRUE
3055,2,3,57,"This is all mine. All the way down around the corner. It's a shared space, but I can use it whenever I want to,",Michael,TRUE
3056,2,3,57,"Okay, so I called in a favor to my buddy at the police department.",Dwight,TRUE
3057,2,3,57,"Ah, the volunteer Sheriff station.",Michael,TRUE
3058,2,3,57,Same thing.,Dwight,TRUE
3059,2,3,57,No.,Michael,TRUE
3060,2,3,57,"Um, these are the crime statistics for the surrounding square mile over the past four years.",Dwight,TRUE
3061,2,3,57,"Oh, anything bad?",Michael,TRUE
3062,2,3,57,"Two charges of loitering,",Dwight,TRUE
3063,2,3,57,Mmm-hmm.,Michael,TRUE
3064,2,3,57,"one noise complaint, several speeding tickets.",Dwight,TRUE
3065,2,3,57,Mmm-hmm.,Michael,TRUE
3066,2,3,57,Do you own a gun?,Dwight,TRUE
3067,2,3,57,No.,Michael,TRUE
3068,2,3,57,I'd think about it.,Dwight,TRUE
3069,2,3,57,I don't need a gun.,Michael,TRUE
3070,2,3,57,Hello?,Man,TRUE
3071,2,3,57,"Hello! How are you? I'm, uh, just about to close on 126 over there and I guess we're going to be neighbors. Very cool, very cool. So, uh, so what's the vibe? What's the vibe of this place?",Michael,TRUE
3072,2,3,57,"Uh, I don't know. It's pretty quiet.",Man,TRUE
3073,2,3,57,Oh... That's gonna change. [laughing],Michael,TRUE
3074,2,3,57,Why?,Man,TRUE
3075,2,3,57,Because I loves to party and I'm gonna be partying my butt out at this place.,Michael,TRUE
3076,2,3,57,"Okay, but there's an 11:00 noise curfew.",Man,TRUE
3077,2,3,57,"Hi, I am Dwight Schrute, Mr. Scott's associate.",Dwight,TRUE
3078,2,3,57,Who is Mr. Scott?,Man,TRUE
3079,2,3,57,"Him. I have got a couple of questions about the neighborhood. Have you had any problems with prostitution, crack dealing, gang violence, etcetera?",Dwight,TRUE
3080,2,3,57,No.,Man,TRUE
3081,2,3,57,"Here's a question for you. I have a convertible. Is it safe that park that in my driveway. [Man steps back inside his house and shuts the front door] All right. See you soon. Good guy. Um, cool.",Michael,TRUE
3082,2,3,58,So it's like volleyball.,Toby,TRUE
3083,2,3,58,Okay.,Jim,TRUE
3084,2,3,58,"Okay, you get a one-second hold on the ball...",Toby,TRUE
3085,2,3,58,Mmm-hmm.,Jim,TRUE
3086,2,3,58,...and you bounce it off the wall on your side of the tape.,Toby,TRUE
3087,2,3,58,"Oh, okay. Oh, do... that's what the tape is for. I didn't know.",Jim,TRUE
3088,2,3,58,"Yeah, Michael asked about it once. I just pretended not to hear him. He left.",Toby,TRUE
3089,2,3,59,"I think I'm going to make myself some microwave popcorn. [humming] Press 'Popcorn.' Oh, that's gonna be delicious. I just love having popcorn in the middle of the afternoon. You know what? I could do with some hot chocolate as well. Oh, drat. I can't make hot chocolate and popcorn at the same time, unless, I can. Boom! Second microwave for le hot chocolat.",Michael,TRUE
3090,2,3,59,Hello.,Carol,TRUE
3091,2,3,59,"Oh, Carol. Hello, how are you?",Michael,TRUE
3092,2,3,59,"Hello, hi. Hey, Michael.",Carol,TRUE
3093,2,3,59,Good to see you.,Michael,TRUE
3094,2,3,60,"Oh, boy. This whole condo's shifting. It's like this place was built on ancient Indian burial ground.",Dwight,TRUE
3095,2,3,61,"Hey, Phyllis, Do you have any games that you play in the office?",Jim,TRUE
3096,2,3,61,What do you mean?,Phyllis,TRUE
3097,2,3,61,"Um, like stapler tennis or something like that.",Jim,TRUE
3098,2,3,61,No.,Phyllis,TRUE
3099,2,3,61,Okay.,Jim,TRUE
3100,2,3,62,"Second bedroom for the ladies. I mean, the extra ladies who aren't in my bed, or for friends or family, whoever wants to pop on by to casa de Scott. And right in here... What, what's in here? Uh-oh, bedroom number three. What are we gonna do in there? Limitless possibilities.",Michael,TRUE
3101,2,3,62,Seal it off.,Dwight,TRUE
3102,2,3,62,What? [toilet flushing] What are you doing in there?,Michael,TRUE
3103,2,3,62,Fill it full of cotton or soundproof insulation.,Dwight,TRUE
3104,2,3,62,"Oh, my God. Dwight.",Michael,TRUE
3105,2,3,62,Seal it off with drywall so you don't hear Yo-Yo Ma over there all the time.,Dwight,TRUE
3106,2,3,62,"You know what I might do, I might make this into a kids' room.",Michael,TRUE
3107,2,3,62,Kids? You don't even have a girlfriend.,Dwight,TRUE
3108,2,3,62,I will have a girlfriend once she sees this place. I'm gonna get married and I'm gonna have kids.,Michael,TRUE
3109,2,3,62,"Well, that depends on how old she is. What if your girlfriend is 55?",Dwight,TRUE
3110,2,3,62,I'm not gonna date a 55-year-old woman.,Michael,TRUE
3111,2,3,62,Just a possibility.,Dwight,TRUE
3112,2,3,62,"No, it's not. Just shut up.",Michael,TRUE
3113,2,3,62,If you fall in love with her.,Dwight,TRUE
3114,2,3,62,You're an ass. Shut it.,Michael,TRUE
3115,2,3,62,I smell mold.,Dwight,TRUE
3116,2,3,62,"No, you don't.",Michael,TRUE
3117,2,3,63,"Living on a farm, your sense of smell gets very sharp. For example, there are beets in the condo two doors down that way. And someone over there, I believe, is a big fan of olives.",Dwight,TRUE
3118,2,3,64,"I'm gonna back out of the deal. Nothing personal, but I feel like I have been taken advantage of here.",Michael,TRUE
3119,2,3,64,How?,Carol,TRUE
3120,2,3,64,This smells of fraud to me. This whole thing just kind of stinks.,Michael,TRUE
3121,2,3,65,[looking into his coffee mug] What the hell?,Dwight,TRUE
3122,2,4,1,"Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Sure, can I ask who's calling? Just a second.",Pam,FALSE
3123,2,4,1,Jim Halpert. What? How did you get this number? Stalker.,Jim,FALSE
3124,2,4,2,"Katy and Jim met in the office. And now I guess they're like going out, or dating, or something. And, uh... I don't know! You know? They're just... She calls him, and they... You know, I'm sorry. I feel like I'm talking really loud. Am I talking really loud?",Pam,FALSE
3125,2,4,3,So we're still on for lunch? You're meeting me here? Okay. Great. Bye.,Jim,FALSE
3126,2,4,3,[to Jim] Hey! You can just give her your extension.,Pam,FALSE
3127,2,4,3,Okay.,Jim,FALSE
3128,2,4,4,"Howard, slash Ryan, Ryan Howard is sitting in my office. And he has been a temp here for a couple of months and he's kind of gotten the lay of the land a little bit. Had a few laughs along the way. And now he wants to know what I think.",Michael,FALSE
3129,2,4,4,The temp agency wants to know what you think.,Ryan,FALSE
3130,2,4,4,"Shall we? Let us proceed. First up, proficiency in necessary skills. Aaaaeeexcellent! [laughs]",Michael,FALSE
3131,2,4,5,Michael's in there right now evaluating the temp. He hasn't evaluated me in years.,Dwight,FALSE
3132,2,4,6,"Five years from now, what do you want to do? Where do you want to be?",Michael,FALSE
3133,2,4,6,"Ah, well, I'm interested in business.",Ryan,FALSE
3134,2,4,6,Oh! Good. Ambitious. Excellent. Want to be a manager?,Michael,FALSE
3135,2,4,6,"Uh, no, actually, uh, what I want is to own my own company.",Ryan,FALSE
3136,2,4,6,That is ridiculous.,Michael,FALSE
3137,2,4,7,Ryan's about to attend the Michael Scott School of Business. I'm like Mr. Miyagi and Yoda rolled into one.,Michael,FALSE
3138,2,4,8,[speaks in a Yoda voice] Much advice you seek. [regular voice] Do you know who that is?,Michael,FALSE
3139,2,4,8,Fozzie bear?,Ryan,FALSE
3140,2,4,8,Mmm... No. That was Yoda.,Michael,FALSE
3141,2,4,9,There are ten rules of business that you need to learn.  Number one: You need to play to win. But... you also have to win to play.,Michael,FALSE
3142,2,4,9,Got it.,Ryan,FALSE
3143,2,4,9,And I will give you the rest of the ten at lunch.,Michael,FALSE
3144,2,4,10,[to Ryan] [makes clicking noises like shooting a gun] Hey!,Michael,FALSE
3145,2,4,11,"Michael and I have a very special connection. He's like Batman, I'm like Robin. He's like the Lone Ranger, and I'm like Tonto. And it's not like there was the Lone Ranger, and Tonto, and Bonto.",Dwight,FALSE
3146,2,4,12,"[in background, on phone] But it says no late fee... .",Oscar,FALSE
3147,2,4,12,[alarm sounds] People!,Dwight,FALSE
3148,2,4,12,Okay! Everybody!,Angela,FALSE
3149,2,4,12,This is not a test! Move to the exits!,Dwight,FALSE
3150,2,4,12,Do not panic!,Angela,FALSE
3151,2,4,12,Head towards the exits.,Dwight,FALSE
3152,2,4,12,Safety partners.,Angela,FALSE
3153,2,4,12,Get up off your desks!,Dwight,FALSE
3154,2,4,12,Do not panic.,Angela,FALSE
3155,2,4,12,"[in phone] No, I don't hear it? Alright.",Oscar,FALSE
3156,2,4,12,"No, panic is warranted!",Dwight,FALSE
3157,2,4,12,Go in single file lines.,Angela,FALSE
3158,2,4,12,"[in phone] No, no. Finish the...",Oscar,FALSE
3159,2,4,12,This is not at drill!,Dwight,FALSE
3160,2,4,12,Arms at your sides! Arms at your sides!,Angela,FALSE
3161,2,4,12,"Please, move quickly! This is a paper company, people! Step lively!",Dwight,FALSE
3162,2,4,12,"Go, let's go.",Angela,FALSE
3163,2,4,12,"This whole place is a tinder box, it is ready to blow!",Dwight,FALSE
3164,2,4,13,This is not a test! Can you leave?!,Dwight,FALSE
3165,2,4,13,"Oh, you say that every time.",Phyllis,FALSE
3166,2,4,13,DO YOU WANT TO DIE?,Dwight,FALSE
3167,2,4,13,"Oh, boy...",Phyllis,FALSE
3168,2,4,13,Do you want to die? OUT!!,Dwight,FALSE
3169,2,4,13,"Alright, let's go, let's go.",Angela,FALSE
3170,2,4,13,STANLEY! Have you ever seen a burn victim?,Dwight,FALSE
3171,2,4,13,"Come on, you're safety partners!",Angela,FALSE
3172,2,4,13,Move to the exits!,Dwight,FALSE
3173,2,4,13,You're safety partners!,Angela,FALSE
3174,2,4,13,"We've got smoke! We've got smoke! Smoke! Gah! [Spots Kelly] Oh, Kelly! You're okay! I've got you!",Dwight,FALSE
3175,2,4,13,I'm okay!,Kelly,FALSE
3176,2,4,13,Cover your nose and mouth. Breathe through your nose.,Dwight,FALSE
3177,2,4,13,Let go of me!,Kelly,FALSE
3178,2,4,13,"Breathe through your nose. Remove your stockings. Okay? They'll melt right into your flesh! Stay below the smoke line. Let's go! Clear out, stat! STAT MEANS NOW!",Dwight,FALSE
3179,2,4,14,"Yes, I was the first one out. And, yes, I've heard women and children first. But, we do not employ children. We are not a sweat shop. Thankfully. And, uh, women are equal in the workplace by law. So, I let them out first, I have a lawsuit on my hands.",Michael,FALSE
3180,2,4,15,Another rule of business is being able to adapt to different situations.,Michael,FALSE
3181,2,4,15,Yeah.,Ryan,FALSE
3182,2,4,15,Adapt. React. Re-adapt. Act. All right? That's rule number two.,Michael,FALSE
3183,2,4,16,"Okay, guys, listen up, we need a head count. We need to count off. Michael's number one. Where is he? Where is he?",Dwight,FALSE
3184,2,4,17,So what was rule two?,Michael,FALSE
3185,2,4,17,"Ah... adapt, react, re-adapt, act.",Ryan,FALSE
3186,2,4,17,"Okay, well, let's... . let's kind of take it a little slower.",Michael,FALSE
3187,2,4,17,"Hey, Michael. Um... Ryan needs his number for the count off.",Dwight,FALSE
3188,2,4,17,"Okay, uh, well, one is taken.",Michael,FALSE
3189,2,4,17,"Uh, okay, two?",Ryan,FALSE
3190,2,4,17,NO!,Dwight,FALSE
3191,2,4,17,"Okay... uh, sorry?",Ryan,FALSE
3192,2,4,18,"Okay, he can have 14. Marjory's not here today.",Dwight,FALSE
3193,2,4,18,"Well, he needs a permanent number, right?",Michael,FALSE
3194,2,4,18,No.,Ryan,FALSE
3195,2,4,19,...I don't.,Ryan,FALSE
3196,2,4,19,"Oh, you know what else? I thought of a nickname for the three of us. Three Musketeers.",Dwight,FALSE
3197,2,4,19,"Um, yeah.  Okay. That... No, no, no. I got one. I got one. The Three Stooges.",Michael,FALSE
3198,2,4,19,"That's funny, too. But if we're the Three Musketeers...",Dwight,FALSE
3199,2,4,20,"I don't want to be like 'a guy' here. You know? Like, Stanley is the 'crossword puzzle guy'. And Angela has cats. I don't want to have a thing... here. You know, I don't want to be the 'something guy'.",Ryan,FALSE
3200,2,4,21,"Okay, you know what?  I am going to be, uh, setting the agenda here. Okay? Can everybody gather up, please? Important announcement. Very important announcement. I think this is a perfect opportunity for all of us to participate in some really intense, psychologically revealing conversations. So we're going to be playing Desert Island, umm, Who Would You Do?",Jim,FALSE
3201,2,4,21,Ooh.,Stanley,FALSE
3202,2,4,21,"And, um...",Jim,FALSE
3203,2,4,21,...Would You Rather?,Pam,FALSE
3204,2,4,21,Would You Rather. Would You Rather is our third game.,Jim,FALSE
3205,2,4,22,"[to firemen] Hey guys, great response time. Listen up, I got some theories. Okay, there's a...",Dwight,FALSE
3206,2,4,23,"Okay, so... three books on a desert island? Angela.",Jim,FALSE
3207,2,4,23,The Bible.,Angela,FALSE
3208,2,4,23,That's one book. You've got two others.,Stanley,FALSE
3209,2,4,23,A Purpose Driven Life.,Angela,FALSE
3210,2,4,23,Nice. Third book?,Jim,FALSE
3211,2,4,23,No.,Angela,FALSE
3212,2,4,23,Okay. Phyllis.,Jim,FALSE
3213,2,4,23,"Um, The DaVinci Code.",Phyllis,FALSE
3214,2,4,23,The DaVinci Code!,Angela,FALSE
3215,2,4,23,Nice.,Jim,FALSE
3216,2,4,23,I would take The DaVinci Code... so I could burn The DaVinci Code.,Angela,FALSE
3217,2,4,23,"Okay. Great, that's going to keep you warm for like 7 seconds. Question: is there fire wood on the island?",Dwight,FALSE
3218,2,4,23,I guess.,Jim,FALSE
3219,2,4,23,"Then I would bring an axe, no books.",Dwight,FALSE
3220,2,4,23,"Uh, it has to be a book, Dwight.",Jim,FALSE
3221,2,4,23,Fine. Physician's Desk Reference.,Dwight,FALSE
3222,2,4,23,Nice. Smart.,Jim,FALSE
3223,2,4,23,"...hollowed out, inside: waterproof matches, iodine tablets, beet seeds, protein bars, NASA blanket, and, in case I get bored, Harry Potter and Sorcerer's Stone. No, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Question: did my shoes come off in the plane crash?",Dwight,FALSE
3224,2,4,24,"Rule number four. In business, image is everything - Andre Agassi. This car is an investment. Right? If I have to take out a client or I'm seen around Scranton in it. I love it. I love this car. Do you like it?",Michael,FALSE
3225,2,4,24,Yeah.,Ryan,FALSE
3226,2,4,25,Okay. Thought people read more books.,Jim,FALSE
3227,2,4,26,DVDs! Five movies. What would you bring to the island?  Yes! Meredith?,Jim,FALSE
3228,2,4,26,"Legends of the Fall, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Legally Blond, Bridges of Madison County...",Meredith,FALSE
3229,2,4,27,Wow.,Jim,FALSE
3230,2,4,27,Legends of the Fall?,Pam,FALSE
3231,2,4,27,"Wow. Bridges of Madison County, Legally Blond, these movies are just... .",Jim,FALSE
3232,2,4,27,"Well, I kind of liked Legal...",Pam,FALSE
3233,2,4,27,"Wait, wait, wait. Pam. No. Do you understand? The... the game is Desert Island Movies, not guilty pleasure movies. Desert Island Movies are the movies you're going to watch for the rest of your life! Forever! Unforgivable.",Jim,FALSE
3234,2,4,27,I take it back.,Pam,FALSE
3235,2,4,27,Unforgivable.,Jim,FALSE
3236,2,4,27,I take it back!,Pam,FALSE
3237,2,4,27,Good.,Jim,FALSE
3238,2,4,28,"...and Ghost. But, ah, just that one scene...",Meredith,FALSE
3239,2,4,29,"Is this your car, Ryan?",Dwight,FALSE
3240,2,4,29,"Wow, some pretty big books back there, huh?",Michael,FALSE
3241,2,4,29,[to Dwight] Don't...,Ryan,FALSE
3242,2,4,29,Good shocks.,Dwight,FALSE
3243,2,4,29,"Hello, Mr. Egghead! Woop!  So... oh, Stanley Kaplan! I know him. 'M' is for Murder, 'P' is for...",Michael,FALSE
3244,2,4,29,That's actually a test prep book.,Ryan,FALSE
3245,2,4,29,...for Phone. What?,Michael,FALSE
3246,2,4,29,That's a test prep for business school.,Ryan,FALSE
3247,2,4,29,"Um, oh, thinking about business school?",Michael,FALSE
3248,2,4,29,"I just got in. I applied, I go at night.",Ryan,FALSE
3249,2,4,29,Really?,Michael,FALSE
3250,2,4,29,Yeah.,Ryan,FALSE
3251,2,4,29,So you think you know a lot about business?,Michael,FALSE
3252,2,4,29,"No, not yet.",Ryan,FALSE
3253,2,4,29,Uh huh.,Michael,FALSE
3254,2,4,29,Just started.,Ryan,FALSE
3255,2,4,29,Yeah. Quiz me.,Michael,FALSE
3256,2,4,29,I... wouldn't even know where to start.,Ryan,FALSE
3257,2,4,29,"Come on, egghead. Let's do it.",Michael,FALSE
3258,2,4,29,Do it.,Dwight,FALSE
3259,2,4,29,Quiz me up.,Michael,FALSE
3260,2,4,29,"All right, um... Why have people been rethinking the Microsoft model in the past few years?",Ryan,FALSE
3261,2,4,29,Uh...,Michael,FALSE
3262,2,4,30,"When I was Ryan's age, I worked in a fast food restaurant, to save up money for school. And then I spe... lost it in a pyramid scheme. But I learned more about business, right then and there, than business school would ever teach me, or Ryan would ever teach me.",Michael,FALSE
3263,2,4,31,Is it cheaper to sign a new customer? Or to keep an existing customer?,Ryan,FALSE
3264,2,4,31,Keep an existing...,Dwight,FALSE
3265,2,4,31,"[to Dwight] Shut, it. Can I... can I just do it please? [to Ryan] Uh, it's equal.",Michael,FALSE
3266,2,4,31,It is ten times more expensive to sign a new customer.,Ryan,FALSE
3267,2,4,31,Okay. Yes! It was a trick question.,Michael,FALSE
3268,2,4,31,"Yeah, but look, I mean, he didn't need business school. Okay, Michael comes from the school of hard knocks.",Dwight,FALSE
3269,2,4,31,"Okay, Dwight.",Michael,FALSE
3270,2,4,31,Self taught. You didn't even go to college.,Dwight,FALSE
3271,2,4,31,"You know what, Dwight? You don't need to help me here. Okay? Well, you know... Maybe you should go to business school like Ryan, then... then you'd know what you're talking about.",Michael,FALSE
3272,2,4,31,"[scoffs] Come on. I'm studying with the master, huh?",Dwight,FALSE
3273,2,4,31,"For instance, why don't you go to business...",Michael,FALSE
3274,2,4,31,"[to Ryan] You should learn from him, right?",Dwight,FALSE
3275,2,4,31,I am.,Ryan,FALSE
3276,2,4,31,Right?,Dwight,FALSE
3277,2,4,31,I am.,Ryan,FALSE
3278,2,4,31,"Stop. Dwight. You know what? You're acting like a dork. Would you cool it? Please. Okay. Hey! He's not your five year old brother, Dwight. He's a valued member of this company... and you know what? He knows more about business than you ever will.",Michael,FALSE
3279,2,4,31,Stupid!,Dwight,FALSE
3280,2,4,32,"I did not go to business school. You know who else didn't go to business school? LeBron James, Tracy McGrady, Kobe Bryant. They went right from high school to the NBA. So... so it's not the same thing. At all.",Michael,FALSE
3281,2,4,33,Look at this stuff. Market fragments. What is that supposed to be?,Michael,FALSE
3282,2,4,33,It's a way of looking at consumers as subsets of a larger client base.,Ryan,FALSE
3283,2,4,33,You are so smart. You are so eff-in' smart. You should be teaching me.,Michael,FALSE
3284,2,4,34,Pam? Get us back into it.,Jim,FALSE
3285,2,4,34,Okay.,Pam,FALSE
3286,2,4,34,Five movies. Go ahead.,Jim,FALSE
3287,2,4,34,"Um, Fargo, um, Edward Scissorhands, Dazed and Confused...",Pam,FALSE
3288,2,4,34,"Ooh, definitely in my top five.",Jim,FALSE
3289,2,4,34,"Yes. In my top three, so suck it.",Pam,FALSE
3290,2,4,34,What?,Jim,FALSE
3291,2,4,34,Breakfast Club. Um... The Princess Bride and...,Pam,FALSE
3292,2,4,34,Okay that's five.,Jim,FALSE
3293,2,4,34,"No, my all time favorite!",Pam,FALSE
3294,2,4,34,"Pam, play by the rules.",Jim,FALSE
3295,2,4,34,All time favorite.,Pam,FALSE
3296,2,4,34,Play by the rules. Dwight. All time favorite movie.,Jim,FALSE
3297,2,4,34,The Crow.,Dwight,FALSE
3298,2,4,35,"I became a salesman... because of people, I love making friends. But then I was promoted to manager, at a very young age. I still try to be a friend first, but... You know? I'm very successful... your coworkers look at you differently. Huu, what do you think?",Michael,FALSE
3299,2,4,35,Maybe we should get some air.,Ryan,FALSE
3300,2,4,35,"Nah, I'm okay.",Michael,FALSE
3301,2,4,35,I'm really uncomfortable.,Ryan,FALSE
3302,2,4,36,All right. Let's move on. Let's move on to the main event. Who Would You Do?,Jim,FALSE
3303,2,4,36,Present company excluded?,Kevin,FALSE
3304,2,4,36,"Um, not neccessari...",Jim,FALSE
3305,2,4,36,Pam.,Kevin,FALSE
3306,2,4,36,Pam.,Oscar,FALSE
3307,2,4,36,"Um... okay. Ah, you know what? Maybe I'll... I'll finish explaining the rules. Let's... let me explain it first, and then...",Jim,FALSE
3308,2,4,36,['Everybody Hurts' by R.E.M.] Think you've had too much / in this life.,song,FALSE
3309,2,4,36,"Yeah, so we'll get right... You know what? I'll be right back. Stanley, you're taking over for me, buddy. I'll be right back.",Jim,FALSE
3310,2,4,36,"Okay, um...",Stanley,FALSE
3311,2,4,37,Dwight. Dwight.,Jim,FALSE
3312,2,4,37,"Everybody hurts,",Song,FALSE
3313,2,4,37,Come on Dwight! Use words.,Jim,FALSE
3314,2,4,37,Sometim... .,Song,FALSE
3315,2,4,37,Why didn't I go to business school?,Dwight,FALSE
3316,2,4,37,Who goes to business school?,Jim,FALSE
3317,2,4,37,The temp.,Dwight,FALSE
3318,2,4,37,He does?,Jim,FALSE
3319,2,4,37,"Yeah, it's all him and Michael talk about anymore.",Dwight,FALSE
3320,2,4,37,"You know, I bet Ryan thinks to himself 'I wish I were a volunteer sheriff on the weekends'.",Pam,FALSE
3321,2,4,37,He doesn't even know that I do that.,Dwight,FALSE
3322,2,4,37,You should tell him.,Pam,FALSE
3323,2,4,37,"Oh yeah, Pam. Right. That's going to help things, just talk it out. I hope the war goes on forever and Ryan gets drafted.",Dwight,FALSE
3324,2,4,37,Dwight.,Pam,FALSE
3325,2,4,37,What?,Jim,FALSE
3326,2,4,37,"I'm sorry I said that, I didn't... just part of me meant it. Besides, he'd end up being a hero anyway.",Dwight,FALSE
3327,2,4,37,"You know what you should do? You should quit. And then, that would stick it to both of them.",Jim,FALSE
3328,2,4,37,"Oh Jim, I'm not going to quit. Then Ryan wins.",Dwight,FALSE
3329,2,4,37,Yeah. You're right.,Jim,FALSE
3330,2,4,37,Thanks you guys. I just need some alone time.,Dwight,FALSE
3331,2,4,37,Kay.,Pam,FALSE
3332,2,4,37,Everybody hurts,Song,FALSE
3333,2,4,37,Alright buddy.,Jim,FALSE
3334,2,4,37,Everybody cries,Song,FALSE
3335,2,4,37,"Hey! Guys, what's going on?",Roy,FALSE
3336,2,4,37,Nothing.,Jim,FALSE
3337,2,4,37,Hey!,Pam,FALSE
3338,2,4,37,Everybody hurts,Song,FALSE
3339,2,4,37,What's up? Can I hang out with you guys for a bit?,Roy,FALSE
3340,2,4,37,Sometimes,Song,FALSE
3341,2,4,37,The warehouse guys are a bunch of jackasses sometimes.,Roy,FALSE
3342,2,4,38,"Come on people, you know the rules of the game now.",Stanley,FALSE
3343,2,4,38,"Oh, hey. Game, what game are we playing here?",Michael,FALSE
3344,2,4,38,Okay. It's called Who Would You Do?,Stanley,FALSE
3345,2,4,38,"Oh, I play this at home all the time while I'm falling asleep. What, uh... . Where are we? Where are we here?  Mmm.. Roy? Roy? Who would you do, Roy?",Michael,FALSE
3346,2,4,38,"Uh... Oh, I got it! Uh, what's the name of that, uh, tight ass, uh, Christian, uh, chick. The, uh, the blond?",Roy,FALSE
3347,2,4,38,My name is Angela.,Angela,FALSE
3348,2,4,38,"Hey, Angela! Roy. Nice to meet you.",Roy,FALSE
3349,2,4,38,"Aaaall right. Who's next, who's next, who's next, who's? Jim? You're next. Who would you do?",Michael,FALSE
3350,2,4,38,"Um... Kevin, hands down. Yeah. He's really got that teddy bear thing going on, and afterwards, we could just watch bowling.",Jim,FALSE
3351,2,4,38,"Well, I would definitely have sex with Ryan. 'Cause he is going to own his own business.",Michael,FALSE
3352,2,4,38,You're all gay.,Roy,FALSE
3353,2,4,38,"Who's, uh... Who's next? Who we got? Whooo...",Michael,FALSE
3354,2,4,38,"[answers phone] Hey, no, I can talk, I can talk, I can talk...  this is great timing.",Ryan,FALSE
3355,2,4,38,"Wish I had my cell phone, but I left it inside. So...",Michael,FALSE
3356,2,4,38,Would that make you happy?,Dwight,FALSE
3357,2,4,38,What's that?,Michael,FALSE
3358,2,4,38,"If you had your cell phone, it would make you happy?",Dwight,FALSE
3359,2,4,38,Yeah.,Michael,FALSE
3360,2,4,38,I'm on it.,Dwight,FALSE
3361,2,4,38,Dwight. Hey!,Michael,FALSE
3362,2,4,38,You can't go in yet!,Angela,FALSE
3363,2,4,38,"Dwight, don't! He is an idiot. The man is an idiot, ladies and gentlemen.",Michael,FALSE
3364,2,4,38,What if he dies in the fire?  And that's the last thing you ever said to him.,Kevin,FALSE
3365,2,4,38,I didn't say it to him. I said it about him.,Michael,FALSE
3366,2,4,39,...Jim.,Meredith,FALSE
3367,2,4,39,Definitely Jim.,Phyllis,FALSE
3368,2,4,39,"Definitely, definitely, Jim.",Kelly,FALSE
3369,2,4,39,"Come on, Pam.",Phyllis,FALSE
3370,2,4,39,How about you Pam?,Kelly,FALSE
3371,2,4,39,Um... Oscar's kind of cute.,Pam,FALSE
3372,2,4,39,"Yeah, I like Oscar.",Phyllis,FALSE
3373,2,4,39,"Ooh, Toby!",Pam,FALSE
3374,2,4,39,[in the background] How long does it take to find a cell phone? I don't know either.,Michael,FALSE
3375,2,4,39,Is there anybody else.,Meredith,FALSE
3376,2,4,39,[clears his throat],Kevin,FALSE
3377,2,4,40,"[on the phone] Hey, where are you? Oh good. Yeah. We're just here, we're playing Desert Island. It's when you pick your five favorite DVDs...",Jim,FALSE
3378,2,4,40,"Seriously, where the hell is Dwight? Hey, call my cell phone. It'll make it easier for him to find.",Michael,FALSE
3379,2,4,40,What's your number?,Ryan,FALSE
3380,2,4,40,I gave it to you in the car.,Michael,FALSE
3381,2,4,40,Um...,Ryan,FALSE
3382,2,4,40,I saw you program it in.,Michael,FALSE
3383,2,4,40,You got to... you got to give it to me again.,Ryan,FALSE
3384,2,4,40,Okay. Alright.,Michael,FALSE
3385,2,4,40,Now I have it.,Ryan,FALSE
3386,2,4,40,"Uh, I better tell somebody. [to fireman] Excuse me, sir...",Michael,FALSE
3387,2,4,40,[coughing],Dwight,FALSE
3388,2,4,40,"Dwight!? Great goin'. God, Man! Why did you go in there? What... Everybody was scared out of their wits, man? Oooh.",Michael,FALSE
3389,2,4,40,"[coughing] Everyone, okay? Uh, I have an announcement. Apparently, in business school, they don't teach you how to operate a toaster oven. Because some smart, sexy temp left his cheese pita on oven instead of timing it for the toaster thing.",Dwight,FALSE
3390,2,4,40,"Wow. Okay. Well, I guess they don't teach how to operate a toaster oven in business school.",Michael,FALSE
3391,2,4,40,That's exactly what I said.,Dwight,FALSE
3392,2,4,40,"Hey, did you miss that day there, Ryan?",Michael,FALSE
3393,2,4,40,Were you absent?,Dwight,FALSE
3394,2,4,40,Toaster Oven 101?,Michael,FALSE
3395,2,4,40,You failed?,Dwight,FALSE
3396,2,4,40,I am so sorry.,Ryan,FALSE
3397,2,4,41,"Hey! I know what'll impress everybody, I'll start a fire. Oh, man. Bad idea. Bad idea jeans.",Michael,FALSE
3398,2,4,42,"I have a song. Attention, everyone! That I want to sing. That I wrote especially for this occasion when I was up there among the flames. Ready? [sings to Billy Joel's 'We Didn't Start the Fire'] Ryan started the fire! It was always burning since the world's been turning!",Dwight,FALSE
3399,2,4,42,[singing] Ryan started the fire! It was always burning---,Dwight and Michael,FALSE
3400,2,4,42,Everybody!,Dwight,FALSE
3401,2,4,42,[singing] ...since the world was turning.,Michael,FALSE
3402,2,4,43,I can't believe I started the fire.,Ryan,FALSE
3403,2,4,44,[sing gibberish to 'We Didn't Start the Fire'],Dwight and Michael,FALSE
3404,2,4,44,[singing]  ... Marilyn Monroe!,Dwight,FALSE
3405,2,4,44,[singing] Ryan started the fire! It was always burning...,Dwight and Michael,FALSE
3406,2,4,44,Eat it! You gotta eat it. You have to eat it!,Dwight,FALSE
3407,2,4,45,Hi!,Katy,FALSE
3408,2,4,45,Hey.,Jim,FALSE
3409,2,4,45,How are you?,Katy,FALSE
3410,2,4,45,"Good, how are you?",Jim,FALSE
3411,2,4,45,I'm good. It's good to see you.,Katy,FALSE
3412,2,4,45,"Good to see you, too.",Jim,FALSE
3413,2,4,45,I'm hungry.,Katy,FALSE
3414,2,4,45,"Yeah, I am too.",Jim,FALSE
3415,2,4,45,"Oh, I have been thinking the whole way over and I have my answers.",Katy,FALSE
3416,2,4,45,What answers?,Jim,FALSE
3417,2,4,45,"Um, for the... the desert island.",Katy,FALSE
3418,2,4,45,"Oh! Right! Right, right, right, come-ah on, on, on. [to everyone] Ladies and gentlemen! Gather around! We have one more participant. Come on, be polite. Be polite. [to Katy] Desert Island. Five movies. Go.",Jim,FALSE
3419,2,4,45,"Okay, um, first, Legally Blond.",Katy,FALSE
3420,2,4,46,"I forgot what a super, nice girl Katy is. And just... good for Jim! They are so cute together. And, um, what an adorable car.",Pam,FALSE
3421,2,4,47,"Okay, I think the game's over... People are like leaving. There was a bigger crowd last time. Do you just want to go to lunch?",Jim,FALSE
3422,2,4,47,Okay.,Katy,FALSE
3423,2,4,47,Yeah?,Jim,FALSE
3424,2,4,47,Alright! You want to drive?,Katy,FALSE
3425,2,4,47,Sure.,Jim,FALSE
3426,2,4,47,Alright.,Katy,FALSE
3427,2,4,48,[looking at Roy and Pam] They are soo cute.,Katy,FALSE
3428,2,4,49,"I'm really sorry, Dwight.",Ryan,FALSE
3429,2,4,49,"Answer me this, though.",Dwight,FALSE
3430,2,4,49,What?,Ryan,FALSE
3431,2,4,49,Was it worth it? Was it worth it temp?,Dwight,FALSE
3432,2,4,49,No.,Ryan,FALSE
3433,2,4,49,Was it worth it?,Kevin,FALSE
3434,2,4,49,Really?,Dwight,FALSE
3435,2,4,49,"I'm really sorry, Dwight.",Ryan,FALSE
3436,2,4,49,The fire guy! The fire guy!,Dwight,FALSE
3437,2,4,50,"[sings] Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television, North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe, Ryan started the fire!",Dwight,FALSE
3438,2,4,51,"Okay. Rule five - safety first,  i.e. don't burn the building down. Okay? That should be a no brainer.",Michael,FALSE
3439,2,4,52,Oh... look! Ryan is book smart. And I am street smart. And book smart.,Michael,FALSE
3440,2,4,53,I'll give you the rest of the ten tomorrow.,Michael,FALSE
3441,2,4,54,"Seventy and clear, that's nice. Where's that?",Jim,TRUE
3442,2,4,54,That's here.,Pam,TRUE
3443,2,4,55,"I'm Michael's number two. He's one, I'm two. He's Alpha, I'm Beta. He's A, I'm B. It's easy. Whatever Michael is, I'm one less.",Dwight,TRUE
3444,2,4,56,"Rule three: Reach for the stars. And if you fail, see rule four. Rule four: Failure is not an option.",Michael,TRUE
3445,2,4,56,"Oh, my God. Ryan is gonna love these.",Dwight,TRUE
3446,2,4,56,"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. And at the end I will reveal, that they were all just one rule.",Michael,TRUE
3447,2,4,56,That is so cool.,Dwight,TRUE
3448,2,4,56,Mmm-hmm.,Michael,TRUE
3449,2,4,56,"Plus you can go, 'Rule five, see rule six. Rule six, see rule five.'",Dwight,TRUE
3450,2,4,56,"No, I'm not trying to trick him. I'm trying to be a good mentor. So...",Michael,TRUE
3451,2,4,56,Kill or be killed.,Dwight,TRUE
3452,2,4,56,No.,Michael,TRUE
3453,2,4,56,"Shoot to kill, or kill to shoot.",Dwight,TRUE
3454,2,4,56,"No, come on, Dwight, I have to have 10 of these by lunch, I promised Ryan.",Michael,TRUE
3455,2,4,56,You could ask for an extension.,Dwight,TRUE
3456,2,4,56,I'm not asking the temp for an extension unless I really need it.,Michael,TRUE
3457,2,4,57,"I know Michael's every move. It's not something you can just pick up. I could write a book about him. Literally. I started once, but Michael made me stop.",Dwight,TRUE
3458,2,4,58,"Hey, how's it going, man?",Dwight,TRUE
3459,2,4,58,Good. What's up?,Ryan,TRUE
3460,2,4,58,"Oh, nothing much. What's up with you?",Dwight,TRUE
3461,2,4,58,"I'm good, thanks.",Ryan,TRUE
3462,2,4,58,"Good. Good, I'm good, too. How's it cracking?",Dwight,TRUE
3463,2,4,58,"Uh, fine. What's up?",Ryan,TRUE
3464,2,4,58,"You know what you would love? Guns N' Roses. When I was your age, I loved Guns N' Roses. Do you like Guns N' Roses? I'll make you a tape.",Dwight,TRUE
3465,2,4,58,Cool.,Ryan,TRUE
3466,2,4,58,I'll make you two tapes.,Dwight,TRUE
3467,2,4,58,I don't have a tape player. So...,Ryan,TRUE
3468,2,4,58,"Someday, temp. I've got a couple of shirts that don't fit so well anymore. I'll bring them by. Okay, see you later.",Dwight,TRUE
3469,2,4,59,"Michael and I have a very special connection, like an umbilical cord. And the thing is with Ryan is that I don't want him to trip on it, or get it caught around his neck.",Dwight,TRUE
3470,2,4,60,"Sixty-three, sixty-four, sixty-five, sixty-six, sixty-seven, sixty-eight. [snickering] Sixty-nine. Seventy. Seventy-one, seventy-two, seventy-three.",Kevin,TRUE
3471,2,4,61,"I like fire drills. You know what's the greatest? Like, when you were in school and the teacher would let you have class outside.",Pam,TRUE
3472,2,4,61,"Oh, the best.",Jim,TRUE
3473,2,4,61,"Yeah, it was great because it was like you're supposed to be working, but nothing ever gets done.",Pam,TRUE
3474,2,4,61,"Yeah, we had outside classes all the time and we never did anything.",Jim,TRUE
3475,2,4,61,[chuckling],Pam,TRUE
3476,2,4,61,"Actually if I had fewer outside classes, I probably wouldn't be stuck here at a paper company.",Jim,TRUE
3477,2,4,61,You're not stuck.,Pam,TRUE
3478,2,4,62,"Yes, there is a real fire, but it's okay. Everyone got out fine. This is why you practice these things.",Angela,TRUE
3479,2,4,63,"Yes, yes, I ran out first. A captain is always the first one on the ship and the last one off the ship. And this parking lot is our ship when the building is on fire. So, I ran out onto the ship.",Michael,TRUE
3480,2,4,64,"Okay, DVDs. Five movies. What would you bring to the island? Toby, go ahead.",Jim,TRUE
3481,2,4,64,"Say Anything, The Shining, Annie Hall, that's too obvious.",Toby,TRUE
3482,2,4,64,"Those are like my favorite movies. I didn't really think you could win Desert Island, but I think you just did.",Jim,TRUE
3483,2,4,64,"Toy Story 2, one of the best movies I ever saw. I went for my daughter and stayed because you can't leave your daughter in a theater.",Toby,TRUE
3484,2,4,65,Toby and I used to sit together until Michael moved us because he thought we talked too much.,Jim,TRUE
3485,2,4,65,Really?,Pam,TRUE
3486,2,4,65,Yeah.,Jim,TRUE
3487,2,4,66,"Kevin, do it.",Jim,TRUE
3488,2,4,66,"Uh, Cannonball Run, Cannonball Run II, [snickering] Weekend at Bernie's, Weekend at Bernie's II, and, oh, Groundhog Day.",Kevin,TRUE
3489,2,4,66,Groundhog Day.,Jim,TRUE
3490,2,4,66,"I have a client who watches that movie once a week, at least.",Stanley,TRUE
3491,2,4,66,Really?,Kevin,TRUE
3492,2,4,66,I should put you in touch with him. Maybe we could get together and work on that account.,Stanley,TRUE
3493,2,4,66,I would love that.,Kevin,TRUE
3494,2,4,66,"Okay, guys, guys, guys. That almost sounded like business, and we are trying to focus here today, okay?",Jim,TRUE
3495,2,4,67,"When I was Ryan's age, I worked at Arby's and then I worked selling cutlery for a while. Cutlery that could decimate a penny, I kid you not. There were these shears that could cut straight through a penny. So I have life experience and work experience that Ryan doesn't, and will never have.",Michael,TRUE
3496,2,4,68,And then you go to school for three years.,Jim,TRUE
3497,2,4,68,"For two years, and it's only at night, and then it's on your resume forever.",Ryan,TRUE
3498,2,4,68,"Wow. And just out of curiosity, how much is it?",Jim,TRUE
3499,2,4,68,$650 bucks,Ryan,TRUE
3500,2,4,68,A semester?,Jim,TRUE
3501,2,4,68,A credit.,Ryan,TRUE
3502,2,4,68,Wow.,Jim,TRUE
3503,2,4,68,It's an investment.,Ryan,TRUE
3504,2,4,68,"Oh, yeah, it sounds like it.",Jim,TRUE
3505,2,4,68,I think it's worth it.,Ryan,TRUE
3506,2,4,69,"If I could change the life of one person, just one person. I... Actually, that's shooting kind of low. I already did that when I was born. I changed two people's lives. Mom and Dad. Um, if I could change the lives of 5,000 people... 10,000. No, five. I'd be satisfied with 5,000. I... 10,000 though, that'd be something. Wow, 10,000 people. Because, you know what? Even one is amazing.",Michael,TRUE
3507,2,5,1,"Happy Halloween, everyone! [notices Pam, in her cat costume] Oh... that's great!",Michael,FALSE
3508,2,5,1,Hey... Happy Halloween. Jan called.,Pam,FALSE
3509,2,5,1,Ohh... OK.,Michael,FALSE
3510,2,5,2,"I know why she's calling. It's the end of the month, and I was supposed to let somebody go by the end of the month.  And somehow I'm supposed to put on a costume and smile. [dials a number on his speaker phone] Okay.",Michael,FALSE
3511,2,5,2,[on phone] Jan Levinson's office.,Sherri,FALSE
3512,2,5,2,"Hey, Sherri. Michael Scott returning.",Michael,FALSE
3513,2,5,2,"Oh, she's in a meeting. Uh, she just wanted the name of the employee you let go.",Sherri,FALSE
3514,2,5,2,"Well, I'm gonna wait till the end of the day. Because the book said it's best to wait till the end of the day.",Michael,FALSE
3515,2,5,2,I just need the name of who you're planning to let go.,Sherri,FALSE
3516,2,5,2,I don't know... yet. I will have to call her back.,Michael,FALSE
3517,2,5,2,I know she wanted the name.,Sherri,FALSE
3518,2,5,2,Okay... Sherri?,Michael,FALSE
3519,2,5,2,Yeah?,Sherri,FALSE
3520,2,5,2,"If you were getting fired, how would you wanna be told so you could still be friends with the person firing you?",Michael,FALSE
3521,2,5,2,"Jan wants the name as soon as possible, Michael.",Sherri,FALSE
3522,2,5,2,Thanks.,Michael,FALSE
3523,2,5,2,Mm-Hmm.,Sherri,FALSE
3524,2,5,2,"I'll call her back. [talks softy, to himself] Wish I could fire Sherri.",Michael,FALSE
3525,2,5,2,"Hey, I'm still here.",Sherri,FALSE
3526,2,5,2,Okay! I'm sorry.,Michael,FALSE
3527,2,5,2,Yeah.,Sherri,FALSE
3528,2,5,2,No?,Michael,FALSE
3529,2,5,2,OK.,Sherri,FALSE
3530,2,5,2,Bye.,Michael,FALSE
3531,2,5,2,Hanging up now.,Sherri,FALSE
3532,2,5,3,"I mean you hear about layoffs in the news, but when you actually have to do it yourself, it is heavy stuff. It's... these are people's lives you're talking about.",Michael,FALSE
3533,2,5,3,[entering] You wanted me?,Pam,FALSE
3534,2,5,3,Yes.,Michael,FALSE
3535,2,5,3,[notices Michael's costume] Papier-mache?,Pam,FALSE
3536,2,5,3,Yes.,Michael,FALSE
3537,2,5,3,Hmm.,Pam,FALSE
3538,2,5,3,Yeeesh.,Michael,FALSE
3539,2,5,3,Mm-hmm.,Pam,FALSE
3540,2,5,3,"Um, Pam, I have to let somebody go today. This is, uh, the hardest thing I've ever had to do.",Michael,FALSE
3541,2,5,3,Why did you put it off until Halloween?,Pam,FALSE
3542,2,5,3,Because it's very scary stuff.,Michael,FALSE
3543,2,5,3,I think it's gonna put a damper on the party a little.,Pam,FALSE
3544,2,5,3,You're worried about the party? There's a man's life at stake here.,Michael,FALSE
3545,2,5,3,So it's a man?,Pam,FALSE
3546,2,5,3,"No. Or a woman. A human life. If you had to guess, who it would be based on their job performance... and who you think deserved to be fired - who would that be?",Michael,FALSE
3547,2,5,3,I just answer the phone.,Pam,FALSE
3548,2,5,3,And... sometimes you just let it go to voicemail.,Michael,FALSE
3549,2,5,3,You're costume is fantastic! [laughs],Pam,FALSE
3550,2,5,3,"I know. I sent away for it in July from a catalog. [bobs his head around, causing the costume head to jiggle around]",Michael,FALSE
3551,2,5,3,"Oh no, don't, don't, don't, don't. [Michael laughs] Aah! [laughs, then leaves] Okay...",Pam,FALSE
3552,2,5,3,"Oh, man. Okay, I have to fire somebody.",Michael,FALSE
3553,2,5,4,[eyeing Jim's costume] What is that?! What are you supposed to be?,Dwight,FALSE
3554,2,5,4,"I'm a three hole punch version of Jim. 'Cause you can have me either way. Plain White Jim, or Three-hole Punch.",Jim,FALSE
3555,2,5,4,That's great!,Phyllis,FALSE
3556,2,5,4,"Oh, yeah.",Jim,FALSE
3557,2,5,4,"Yeah, well look... [pulls his hood over his head and pops up his light saber] What about me?",Dwight,FALSE
3558,2,5,4,What are you? A monk?,Phyllis,FALSE
3559,2,5,4,I am a Sith Lord. [looks at Jim] Oh big deal. Three round pieces of paper taped to a shirt. This cost me 129 dollars.,Dwight,FALSE
3560,2,5,4,Ass.,Phyllis,FALSE
3561,2,5,5,Hey.,Michael,FALSE
3562,2,5,5,Michael.,Oscar,FALSE
3563,2,5,5,You guys excited about the party?,Michael,FALSE
3564,2,5,5,Yeah.,Angela,FALSE
3565,2,5,5,It's gonna be fun.,Michael,FALSE
3566,2,5,5,Yeah.,Kevin,FALSE
3567,2,5,5,Yes.,Angela,FALSE
3568,2,5,5,"[looks to Oscar] Oh, boy... look at you! Haha. Showing your colors. Bet you wish you wore a dress every day.",Michael,FALSE
3569,2,5,5,What are you implying?,Oscar,FALSE
3570,2,5,5,All good. Happy Halloween. What happened to all those spooky decorations that we had? The cobwebs and such?,Michael,FALSE
3571,2,5,5,"You know, I don't know. We put them all up last night.",Angela,FALSE
3572,2,5,5,"Well, you know what? Go buy some more. I'll approve the overages. Sound good?",Michael,FALSE
3573,2,5,5,Yeah.,Angela,FALSE
3574,2,5,5,"Good.  Oh, yeah, also about budget stuff. Um, I'm  going to need you to find, like a, a full employee salary, plus benefits, like fifty grand. I'm going to need you to find 50 grand in the numbers.",Michael,FALSE
3575,2,5,5,But we don't keep two sets of books.,Angela,FALSE
3576,2,5,5,"Well, that's not what I'm saying. Just, you know, find it. Pretend that your jobs depend on it.",Michael,FALSE
3577,2,5,6,"Mmm-hm-hmm. Interesting take on Dorothy. I love it. Hey, you know what would even be better? Soccer ball and cleats.",Michael,FALSE
3578,2,5,6,Why is that?,Kelly,FALSE
3579,2,5,6,Bend It Like Beckham.',Michael,FALSE
3580,2,5,6,"Oh, like ... the movie about the Indian girl who plays soccer?",Kelly,FALSE
3581,2,5,6,[laughs] Yeah. That would be perfect.,Michael,FALSE
3582,2,5,6,"Yeah, I mean, I guess I could do that. I don't really play soccer or anything.",Kelly,FALSE
3583,2,5,6,"Well, I don't really have two heads. So...",Michael,FALSE
3584,2,5,7,"Wait, what are you again? Oh, right... Three-hole PUNCH! [punches Jim in the chest and cracks up laughing]",Dwight,FALSE
3585,2,5,8,"Okay, greatest strength.",Pam,FALSE
3586,2,5,8,"Okay, okay...",Jim,FALSE
3587,2,5,8,A dog-like obedience to authority,Pam,FALSE
3588,2,5,8,Nice.,Jim,FALSE
3589,2,5,8,But that doesn't sound good.,Pam,FALSE
3590,2,5,8,"Okay, okay. Um, how 'bout, the ultimate team player? [Pam laughs and types]",Jim,FALSE
3591,2,5,9,"Dwight is... special. But, I don't believe that his talents are being used in this office. So Pam and I have put his resume on Monster.com, Google, Craig's List. We're really interested most in jobs that take Dwight out of state. Um, preferably Alaska... or India.",Jim,FALSE
3592,2,5,10,He's a gun nut.,Pam,FALSE
3593,2,5,10,Um. He sticks to his guns.,Jim,FALSE
3594,2,5,11,"Well, I looked through all the budgets. And there is one department...",Angela,FALSE
3595,2,5,11,Yes?,Oscar,FALSE
3596,2,5,11,... that has three people...,Angela,FALSE
3597,2,5,11,Yeah?,Oscar,FALSE
3598,2,5,11,... doing the work that could be done by two.,Angela,FALSE
3599,2,5,11,This is great. [Angela shakes her head] Oh.,Oscar,FALSE
3600,2,5,11,Yeah. Oh.,Kevin,FALSE
3601,2,5,12,Who do you think it should be?,Michael,FALSE
3602,2,5,12,Jim. Definitely.,Dwight,FALSE
3603,2,5,12,"No, Jim brings in money.",Michael,FALSE
3604,2,5,12,Phyllis.,Dwight,FALSE
3605,2,5,12,Eh.,Michael,FALSE
3606,2,5,12,Stanley. Pam. Oscar. Meredith. Kevin. Angela.,Dwight,FALSE
3607,2,5,13,It's not a popularity contest. Although it does make sense to fire the least popular because it has the least effect on morale.,Michael,FALSE
3608,2,5,14,One of the warehouse guys.,Dwight,FALSE
3609,2,5,14,"[turns to the fake head, listening] What? There was someone left off that list? Who?",Michael,FALSE
3610,2,5,14,Who is he saying?,Dwight,FALSE
3611,2,5,14,"You're right, I didn't even think of him.",Michael,FALSE
3612,2,5,14,"No, Michael.",Dwight,FALSE
3613,2,5,14,"Yeah, that's actually a really good idea.",Michael,FALSE
3614,2,5,14,"No, not me.",Dwight,FALSE
3615,2,5,14,Yeah... I could.,Michael,FALSE
3616,2,5,14,Not Dwight.,Dwight,FALSE
3617,2,5,14,I'm not saying that's what he said.,Michael,FALSE
3618,2,5,14,I know that's what he said.,Dwight,FALSE
3619,2,5,14,[listening to his head] What?,Michael,FALSE
3620,2,5,14,"Tell him, not Dwight.",Dwight,FALSE
3621,2,5,14,That is not a very nice thing to say about him.,Michael,FALSE
3622,2,5,14,Tell him to stop.,Dwight,FALSE
3623,2,5,14,Are you kidding?,Michael,FALSE
3624,2,5,14,"Quiet, you.",Dwight,FALSE
3625,2,5,14,I agree. He'd land on his feet.,Michael,FALSE
3626,2,5,14,Make him be quiet.,Dwight,FALSE
3627,2,5,15,Those aren't chips and dip.,Angela,FALSE
3628,2,5,15,"No, I made brownies.",Pam,FALSE
3629,2,5,15,Uh!,Angela,FALSE
3630,2,5,15,... What?,Pam,FALSE
3631,2,5,15,I'm just trying to figure out why you're sabotaging things.,Angela,FALSE
3632,2,5,15,I made brownies.,Pam,FALSE
3633,2,5,15,And I made cookies. Same category.,Angela,FALSE
3634,2,5,16,I'm guessing Angela's the one in the neighborhood who gives the trick-or-treaters some toothbrushes. Pennies. Walnuts.,Pam,FALSE
3635,2,5,17,"[on phone] Dunder-Mifflin. This is Pam. [listens] Uh, yeah. [snaps her fingers in the air, getting Jim's attention] Just one second. I will, uh, transfer you to our manager, Michael Scott.",Pam,FALSE
3636,2,5,18,"Um... Whoa. [picks up ringing phone][in managerial voice] Michael Scott here. Yes, I am regional manager of this orifice. Mmm hmm. Dwight Schrute is amazing. Yeah. No, he is actually the single greatest employee of his generation. Mm  hmm. You know what? I'm gonna tell you what. You hire Dwight K. Schrute, and if he does not meet, nay, exceed every one of your wildest expectations, well then, you can hold me, Michael Gary Scott, personally and financially responsible. Okay. Okay. Okay-kay-kay-kay-kay. Okay.",Jim,FALSE
3637,2,5,19,"Stanley, could you come with me, please.",Dwight,FALSE
3638,2,5,19,No.,Stanley,FALSE
3639,2,5,19,As Assistant Regional Manager...,Dwight,FALSE
3640,2,5,19,To the.,Stanley,FALSE
3641,2,5,19,"Look! I've got some bad news. You're fired. You need to pack up your things and go. [Stanley laughs.] I'm serious, Stanley. It's over.  I'm sorry.",Dwight,FALSE
3642,2,5,19,"[laughs, and imitates Donald Trump] You're fired. Get your fingers off my phone.",Stanley,FALSE
3643,2,5,20,So. How did it go with Stanley? How... how'd he take it?,Michael,FALSE
3644,2,5,20,He wouldn't listen to me,Dwight,FALSE
3645,2,5,20,"Ahh, come on.",Michael,FALSE
3646,2,5,20,"If you want to fire him, you're going to have to tell him yourself.",Dwight,FALSE
3647,2,5,20,"I don't wanna fire Stanley. I never said that. I'm certainly not going to do it myself. Get those big, baleful, eyes staring at me. Yikes. Just, okay, just... [waves Dwight away]",Michael,FALSE
3648,2,5,21,"[whispering on the phone] Cumberland Mills?! And how did you get my resume? Oh no, no. I'm very flattered. Don't get me wrong. I'm just not sure that it's my official resume or if it's something that maybe a satisfied customer posted online. What does it say under martial arts training? Oh. Okay, I'm gonna have to supplement that. Could I have your fax number?",Dwight,FALSE
3649,2,5,22,"Would I ever leave this company? Look, I'm all about loyalty. In fact, I feel like part of what I'm getting paid for here is my loyalty. But, if there were somewhere else that valued that loyalty more highly, I'm going wherever they value loyalty the most.",Dwight,FALSE
3650,2,5,23,Oh... hey.,Oscar,FALSE
3651,2,5,23,"Oh, your dress is stuck in the back. Kind of just...",Ryan,FALSE
3652,2,5,23,Oh. [fixes his dress],Oscar,FALSE
3653,2,5,24,"[on the phone] So you got the fax? So why didn't you add it to the res... ? What do you mean? Of course martial arts training is relevant. Oh, excuse me! I know about a billion Asians that would beg to differ. Uh, yeah, I get a little frustrated when I'm dealing with incompetence. Well, you know what? You can go to hell, too. And I will see you there... burning. Fine! Okay... oh wait! So you'll let me know when you've made a decis... [stops and hangs up phone.]",Dwight,FALSE
3654,2,5,25,"Jim is really talented. And he should be the one who's getting a better job offer. Like, for real.",Pam,FALSE
3655,2,5,26,"Don't take this the wrong way, but... you should go for that job.",Pam,FALSE
3656,2,5,26,Um... it's in Maryland.,Jim,FALSE
3657,2,5,26,"Yeah, but I mean, look at the salary. And it's definitely a step up. And a challenge.",Pam,FALSE
3658,2,5,26,Yeah.  Yeah. You know what? Maybe... maybe I will. [starts walking away],Jim,FALSE
3659,2,5,26,Jim...,Pam,FALSE
3660,2,5,27,"This is called leveraging an offer. [walks into Michael's office] Michael, can I talk to you for a moment?",Dwight,FALSE
3661,2,5,27,"Oh, God.",Michael,FALSE
3662,2,5,27,"I just thought you should know that I was just offered a job with better pay, better benefits and a better title at Cumberland Mills.",Dwight,FALSE
3663,2,5,27,Fantastic!,Michael,FALSE
3664,2,5,27,And I turned it down.,Dwight,FALSE
3665,2,5,27,What?! That would've solved all my problems.,Michael,FALSE
3666,2,5,27,Out of loyalty to this company...,Dwight,FALSE
3667,2,5,27,"Oh, you idiot.",Michael,FALSE
3668,2,5,27,... so I was hoping to be made Assistant Regional Manager officially.,Dwight,FALSE
3669,2,5,27,"If you left, I wouldn't have to fire anybody.",Michael,FALSE
3670,2,5,27,But then you wouldn't have me here.,Dwight,FALSE
3671,2,5,27,"Big deal. Oh, it would've worked out so well. Can you get it back?",Michael,FALSE
3672,2,5,27,It's in Maryland.,Dwight,FALSE
3673,2,5,27,You can call. Can you call 'em?,Michael,FALSE
3674,2,5,27,I can't. I... I suppose I coul... no. They never really made me an offer anyway.,Dwight,FALSE
3675,2,5,27,Wohahah! Why are you torturing me?! God.,Michael,FALSE
3676,2,5,28,"Honestly, I don't think Michael has the slightest clue of who he's gonna  fire. I think he keeps hoping that someone's going to volunteer. Uh, or be run over by a bus before the deadline. But in the end, really, what's going to happen is it's gonna be the first person to give him a dirty look in the hall. And therein lies the true essence of his charisma.",Jim,FALSE
3677,2,5,28,[clearing his throat and interrupting Jim's talking head] Can I speak to you a minute?,Michael,FALSE
3678,2,5,28,Um... yes.,Jim,FALSE
3679,2,5,29,"Michael, I really didn't mean to...",Jim,FALSE
3680,2,5,29,Help. Me.,Michael,FALSE
3681,2,5,29,I'm sorry?,Jim,FALSE
3682,2,5,29,"I want you to role play firing me. I want you to fire me, and I will take it.",Michael,FALSE
3683,2,5,29,"Oh, you want me to be you?",Jim,FALSE
3684,2,5,29,Yes.,Michael,FALSE
3685,2,5,29,Okay.,Jim,FALSE
3686,2,5,29,"I want you to be me, and I will be Creed.",Michael,FALSE
3687,2,5,29,"Oh, are you firing Creed?",Jim,FALSE
3688,2,5,29,"No, no, no. That's just the first thing... came... in head.",Michael,FALSE
3689,2,5,29,We should switch seats in order to...,Jim,FALSE
3690,2,5,29,"Yes, that's a good idea.",Michael,FALSE
3691,2,5,29,"Alright. [they stand up] Excuse me.[They sit down] I'm really sorry, but I have to let you go. And it's purely budgetary. It's not personal...",Jim,FALSE
3692,2,5,29,Aaaahh! I'm gonna kill myself!,Michael,FALSE
3693,2,5,29,Wow.,Jim,FALSE
3694,2,5,29,"I'm going to kill myself, and it's your fault!",Michael,FALSE
3695,2,5,29,That's an overreaction.,Jim,FALSE
3696,2,5,29,Corporate is really breathing down my neck. And they're saying this has to be done by the end of the month.,Michael,FALSE
3697,2,5,29,"Is this you? Are you being you, or is this Creed? Are you...",Jim,FALSE
3698,2,5,29,I... this is Creed.,Michael,FALSE
3699,2,5,29,Okay.,Jim,FALSE
3700,2,5,29,"I'm improvising, so just try to keep up. [phone rings]",Michael,FALSE
3701,2,5,29,"Oh, hold that thought. Hold that thought.",Jim,FALSE
3702,2,5,29,"And I'm very angry, and I want...",Michael,FALSE
3703,2,5,29,[picks up the phone] Michael Scott here.,Jim,FALSE
3704,2,5,29,I'm gonna kill you. I'm going to kill you for firing me.,Michael,FALSE
3705,2,5,29,"Toby? Mm hmm. [looks back to Michael] I really have to take this Creed, so it was really worth...",Jim,FALSE
3706,2,5,29,"Get off, get off. No, no. OK.. just get off.[sits back down in his chair and waves Jim off.] Just, just... yeah.",Michael,FALSE
3707,2,5,30,What happened?,Pam,FALSE
3708,2,5,30,It wasn't me.,Jim,FALSE
3709,2,5,30,Oh. That was like crazy. 'Cause I was...,Pam,FALSE
3710,2,5,30,"Yeah, I know.",Jim,FALSE
3711,2,5,31,"Uh, hey... Creed?",Michael,FALSE
3712,2,5,31,Huh?,Creed,FALSE
3713,2,5,31,Could I talk to you for a second?,Michael,FALSE
3714,2,5,32,"You are great. Very ambitious. And I feel like you want more than this little office has to offer. And I understand that you'd wanna just spread your wings, and fly the coop.",Michael,FALSE
3715,2,5,32,What are you telling me?,Creed,FALSE
3716,2,5,32,I... we're gonna have to... You... you want something better.,Michael,FALSE
3717,2,5,32,"No, I don't. I wanna stay right here.",Creed,FALSE
3718,2,5,32,"No, you wanna leave.",Michael,FALSE
3719,2,5,32,"No, I wanna stay here.",Creed,FALSE
3720,2,5,32,Why... why are you making this so hard?,Michael,FALSE
3721,2,5,32,"Um, I think there's a misunderstanding, Michael.",Creed,FALSE
3722,2,5,32,I think you're right.,Michael,FALSE
3723,2,5,32,Can I go?,Creed,FALSE
3724,2,5,32,"No, of course  you can't go. We haven't even started this horrible process of... okay, Creed. I need to let somebody go today. They told me I need to let somebody go. And as much as I think you're a great guy, and I like you, you're... you're, goodbye.",Michael,FALSE
3725,2,5,32,Let's fight it.,Creed,FALSE
3726,2,5,32,Hmm?,Michael,FALSE
3727,2,5,32,Let's call Jan and fight this thing together like the old days.,Creed,FALSE
3728,2,5,32,What old days? What are you talking about?,Michael,FALSE
3729,2,5,32,Did you start the paperwork yet?,Creed,FALSE
3730,2,5,32,"It's right here on the desk, yeah.",Michael,FALSE
3731,2,5,32,"You don't have to do this, Michael.",Creed,FALSE
3732,2,5,32,"I can't, I can't...",Michael,FALSE
3733,2,5,32,Undo it!,Creed,FALSE
3734,2,5,32,I can't change anything. This is the way...,Michael,FALSE
3735,2,5,32,"No, you have the power to undo it.",Creed,FALSE
3736,2,5,32,"I don't... okay, just listen.",Michael,FALSE
3737,2,5,32,"Michael, undo it!",Creed,FALSE
3738,2,5,32,Don't...,Michael,FALSE
3739,2,5,33,"Yeah, I went hunting once. Shot the deer in the leg, had to kill it with a shovel. Took about an hour. Why do you ask?",Michael,FALSE
3740,2,5,34,"I have to fire someone today, okay?",Michael,FALSE
3741,2,5,34,Fine. Fire someone else. Fire Devon. He's terrible. I am so much better at my job than Devon.,Creed,FALSE
3742,2,5,34,"Okay, well... I already picked you. And you know that. So, unless I just go through with this, you're always gonna look at me as the guy who almost fired you.",Michael,FALSE
3743,2,5,34,"No, no, no, no, no, no. I will forget so fast. You will be my savior. You're they guy who gave me my life back. Thank you. I knew you'd see it my way Michael. God Bless you. You're a fine man.",Creed,FALSE
3744,2,5,34,Don't...,Michael,FALSE
3745,2,5,34,"Listen, you will not regret this either. Devon is terrible; No one's gonna miss him. Good, good, good.",Creed,FALSE
3746,2,5,35,"Devon, could I talk to you for a sec?",Michael,FALSE
3747,2,5,36,"Creed's an idiot, you know that.",Devon,FALSE
3748,2,5,36,"Well, he...",Michael,FALSE
3749,2,5,36,"No, no, no, no, no, no! You had it right the first time.",Devon,FALSE
3750,2,5,36,"Well, maybe I did.",Michael,FALSE
3751,2,5,36,"Exactly. You gotta go with your gut, man.",Devon,FALSE
3752,2,5,36,"Huh. No! I can't, no. I can't go back. I would look like an idiot.",Michael,FALSE
3753,2,5,36,That's why I'm being fired?,Devon,FALSE
3754,2,5,36,No.,Michael,FALSE
3755,2,5,36,So you might not look like an idiot?,Devon,FALSE
3756,2,5,36,"No. It was all the stuff that I said. It was the business downturn, the cutbacks, and, and...",Michael,FALSE
3757,2,5,36,This is unbelievable!,Devon,FALSE
3758,2,5,36,I just hope that you and I can remain friends.,Michael,FALSE
3759,2,5,37,"Devon, wait, please.",Michael,FALSE
3760,2,5,37,What!,Devon,FALSE
3761,2,5,37,"Look, look. In addition to severance, and everything, I want to give you this gift certificate to Chili's. From me. Okay? No hard feelings.",Michael,FALSE
3762,2,5,37,"[takes the gift certificate and tears it up] Kevin, Jim, Pam, Kelly, Toby, Oscar, Meredith, Phyllis, Stanley, or the temp. If any of you wanna meet me for a drink, I'm going to be at Poor Richard's. And the rest of you can go to hell!",Devon,FALSE
3763,2,5,37,[watching nearly everyone leave] What about the Halloween party?,Angela,FALSE
3764,2,5,38,"Oh, hey, Jim. Wait, stop. Um, I'm sorry... for pushing you towards Cumberland. Seriously, if you left here, I would blow my brains out.",Pam,FALSE
3765,2,5,38,[motions for her to follow him] Come on.,Jim,FALSE
3766,2,5,39,"That's just a figure of speech, you know? Blow your brains out? Come on. All it really means is that we're friends. Who else is she gonna talk to if I'm gone, right? I mean, if she left, I wouldn't blow my brains out. Of course, I would take that job in Maryland. Because it's double the pay, and soft shell crab just happens to be my favorite food.",Jim,FALSE
3767,2,5,40,"I  love Halloween. You know, it's just, it's just fun. Every year, it's just fun. Last Halloween I came as Janet Jackson's boob. It was topical. People got a... a big kick out of it. The year before that, I came as Monica Lewinsky, and I wore a stained dress. The year before that, I also came as Monica Lewinsky. And before that, I was O.J. It was pretty funny. Oh, I wish you were here last year.",Michael,FALSE
3768,2,5,41,[ringing the doorbell of Michael's Condo] Trick or treat!,Children,FALSE
3769,2,5,41,"He... Hey, hey, hey, hey! How you doing? Wow! You guys looks great.",Michael,FALSE
3770,2,5,41,I'm a bumble bee.,Kid,FALSE
3771,2,5,41,You look great! And you're a princess?,Michael,FALSE
3772,2,5,41,A fairy princess.,Kid,FALSE
3773,2,5,41,A fairy princess. You're very... .,Michael,FALSE
3774,2,5,41,I'm a lion.,Kid,FALSE
3775,2,5,41,"You're a lion. [trying to to open a bag of candy] Wow, I want to hear your, your... Oh! [the bag tears open, spilling all the candy] Oh, okay, that's all yours. That's all yours. Grab it, grab it. You know what? You guys are getting all of these.",Michael,FALSE
3776,2,5,42,"Hey, you. Big Jim. And Phyllis. Working hard, Phyllis?",Michael,TRUE
3777,2,5,42,Mmm-hmm.,Phyllis,TRUE
3778,2,5,42,Of course. You're always working hard.,Michael,TRUE
3779,2,5,42,Thanks.,Phyllis,TRUE
3780,2,5,42,"Keep it up. And there's Stanley. No costume? Well, no, not trying to fit in. I wish I had your confidence, I really do.",Michael,TRUE
3781,2,5,42,"Something wrong, Michael?",Stanley,TRUE
3782,2,5,42,"No, no. What could possibly be wrong? Everything's great. Just keep living your lives. Everything's gonna be fine. [sighing] You are all such wonderful, innocent people.",Michael,TRUE
3783,2,5,43,"Hey, Jim.",Toby,TRUE
3784,2,5,43,"What's up, Hef?",Jim,TRUE
3785,2,5,43,Michael?,Toby,TRUE
3786,2,5,43,What? What?,Michael,TRUE
3787,2,5,43,"Michael, do you have the name of the employee you're letting go? I'd like to start working on out-placement.",Toby,TRUE
3788,2,5,43,"Fine. If you are so anxious to see a head roll, it's you. There. You brought it on yourself. Too bad. Can't say that I'm sorry. It's a relief.",Michael,TRUE
3789,2,5,43,"I don't report to you, Michael. I report to the head of HR in New York.",Toby,TRUE
3790,2,5,43,"You asked for a name, I gave you a name. Now you're not doing your job. Why don't you just resign?",Michael,TRUE
3791,2,5,43,They would just send someone else. You need to have an HR representative.,Toby,TRUE
3792,2,5,43,"Just know that if I could have fired you, I would have.",Michael,TRUE
3793,2,5,43,"I know, Michael.",Toby,TRUE
3794,2,5,44,"I'm going to have to do this Sopranos-style. Just whack him. Guys, could you take the freight elevator, please?",Michael,TRUE
3795,2,5,44,"Hey, you wanna see a really messy show? Follow us around. Come to our office.",Vance Refrigeration Worker #1,TRUE
3796,2,5,44,You know what? That's my foot.,Michael,TRUE
3797,2,5,44,"Ass, ass, ass...",Vance Refrigeration Worker #2,TRUE
3798,2,5,44,You guys...,Michael,TRUE
3799,2,5,44,"...ass, ass, ass, ass, ass...",Vance Refrigeration Worker #2,TRUE
3800,2,5,44,"Hi, Mom!",Vance Refrigeration Worker #1,TRUE
3801,2,5,45,"I will handle it in the best way possible, but in case he or she goes postal, you will be available to subdue. Am I correct?",Michael,FALSE
3802,2,5,45,Who is it?,Hank the Security Guard,FALSE
3803,2,5,45,"I don't know. Hey, are you on our payroll or are you employed by the building?",Michael,FALSE
3804,2,5,45,Building.,Hank the Security Guard,FALSE
3805,2,5,45,"Oh, shoot. Okay, well, just have your pepper spray ready.",Michael,FALSE
3806,2,5,45,You're on your own.,Hank the Security Guard,FALSE
3807,2,5,46,"All right. All right, this is it. By the time I get back to our floor, I will have decided. [elevator bell dings] Wow, that's  a fast elevator.",Michael,FALSE
3808,2,5,47,"I have a proposal, everybody. Listen up. Now, Corporate has been really breathing down my neck to make some pay cuts, but I refuse to fire anyone. So, I was thinking that maybe all of you would take a 10% pay cut and that would save the money. Yeah?",Michael,TRUE
3809,2,5,47,"Yeah, We're not doing that. I have kids in college. Make a decision.",Stanley,TRUE
3810,2,5,47,"Okay, great. Fine. Well, then, if anyone is annoyed later at what goes down, you know who to blame. Stanley. Not the guy who was trying to be creative. [turns around to find Toby standing behind him]",Michael,TRUE
3811,2,5,47,"Michael, it's almost 5:00.",Toby,TRUE
3812,2,5,47,"Leave me alone, okay?",Michael,TRUE
3813,2,5,48,Do you want some coffee?,Michael,TRUE
3814,2,5,48,"No, no. I had some, thanks.",Creed,TRUE
3815,2,5,48,"[slurping] Oh, wow. How long have you worked here? How many years, Creed?",Michael,TRUE
3816,2,5,48,"Fifteen years, I think.",Creed,TRUE
3817,2,5,48,"Yeah, that's right. Fifteen years and three months. Wow, you were hired before I was. Must be thinking about retirement.",Michael,TRUE
3818,2,5,48,"Oh, no. I need the money.",Creed,TRUE
3819,2,5,48,Why?,Michael,TRUE
3820,2,5,48,"What do you mean, 'Why?'",Creed,TRUE
3821,2,5,48,It's just that you never got married and you live in an apartment.,Michael,TRUE
3822,2,5,48,I don't know. I got nephews.,Creed,TRUE
3823,2,5,48,Yeah.,Michael,TRUE
3824,2,5,48,"Yeah. Yeah. And I buy them stuff, you know. Oh, made some bad investments. Why are you asking me this?",Creed,TRUE
3825,2,5,48,Just trying to be your friend.,Michael,TRUE
3826,2,5,48,"Well, you never asked me about my life before, is all.",Creed,TRUE
3827,2,5,48,"Of course, I did. I always... Yes, I do.",Michael,TRUE
3828,2,5,48,Do you have something specific you wanted to talk to me about?,Creed,TRUE
3829,2,5,48,Are you pulling my leg or...,Michael,TRUE
3830,2,5,48,No.,Creed,TRUE
3831,2,5,48,You have no clue why I've asked you in here?,Michael,TRUE
3832,2,5,48,I do not.,Creed,TRUE
3833,2,5,48,"Oh, here we go. This... um, here's the deal.",Michael,TRUE
3834,2,5,49,"Yes. Actually, I have. I have been on a hunting trip. I shot a deer in the leg. I had to... I had to hit him, I had to hit him with a shovel for about an hour, so he... That's good eating, though. Venison's very gamey. It's hard to watch, though. It's hard to... It's hard to hit another living thing in the face with a shovel for about an hour. That... I haven't been hunting since then. I, I... 'Cause that's, you know, where's the joy in that? Where's the... There's no sport, really. Especially when you're the one with the shovel. And they're the one just lying there. Um... I would have rather hit it with my car or something and just... I was just smacking the hell out of that thing. That was a mess. And we just left him there. I didn't eat it. I didn't want to eat that. That guy. Why do you ask?",Michael,TRUE
3835,2,5,50,[on the phone] This is Jan.,Jan,TRUE
3836,2,5,50,His name was Devon.,Michael,TRUE
3837,2,5,50,Excuse me?,Jan,TRUE
3838,2,5,50,The human being man's name was Devon.,Michael,TRUE
3839,2,5,50,"Devon. The... Oh, is this the man that you...",Jan,TRUE
3840,2,5,50,"[talking over Jan] Yes, yes, yes.",Michael,TRUE
3841,2,5,50,"The person that you fired, Michael?",Jan,TRUE
3842,2,5,50,"Yes, it is.",Michael,TRUE
3843,2,5,50,"Is that what you're... Okay. Oh, you sound a little... A little upset.",Jan,TRUE
3844,2,5,50,"Uh, well, I am. A little. Justifiably. My Halloween is ruined.",Michael,TRUE
3845,2,5,50,"Well, I have to say that I am impressed, Michael. I know... I know how hard that was.",Jan,TRUE
3846,2,5,50,Do you? I don't think you do. Devon was one of my best buddies. And now he hates me.,Michael,TRUE
3847,2,5,50,"Well, I'm glad you did it, Michael.",Jan,TRUE
3848,2,5,50,[talking over Jan] You're glad?,Michael,TRUE
3849,2,5,50,"And so, good job. Good job.",Jan,TRUE
3850,2,5,50,Thanks. Thanks so much. You think it was good?,Michael,TRUE
3851,2,5,50,Yeah. Good job.,Jan,TRUE
3852,2,5,50,[talking over Jan] Think I did a good job? Great. I feel good. I'm gonna give myself a pat on the back.,Michael,TRUE
3853,2,5,50,[talking over Michael] Yup. Yes.,Jan,TRUE
3854,2,5,50,There. I'm doing it. Right there. Great.,Michael,TRUE
3855,2,5,51,You're supposed to be a cat?,Dwight,TRUE
3856,2,5,51,Yes.,Angela,TRUE
3857,2,5,51,"You know, guys, Michael has really incredible decision-making abilities. Michael's really incredible at making decisions.",Creed,TRUE
3858,2,5,51,"[camera pans over, Michael is sitting in a chair] Yeah, blah, blah, blah.",Michael,TRUE
3859,2,5,51,"Pussy. Here, pussy. Pussy. Pussy. Here, pussy, pussy. Meow.",Dwight,TRUE
3860,2,5,51,"You people are revolting. By far, the least popular people here. I should have fired you. Who knew Devon was so popular and had so many friends. So well-loved.",Michael,TRUE
3861,2,5,52,"I feel like I made the right choice. Things happen for a reason. I wasn't destined to go to Cumberland Mills. Just like Anakin Skywalker was destined to become Darth Vader, I am destined to sell paper here at Dunder Mifflin. That's what I was put on this earth to do.",Dwight,TRUE
3862,2,6,1,Where is my desk?,Dwight,FALSE
3863,2,6,1,That is weird.,Jim,FALSE
3864,2,6,1,This is not funny.  This is totally unprofessional.,Dwight,FALSE
3865,2,6,1,"Ok, well, you're the one who lost the desk.",Jim,FALSE
3866,2,6,1,I didn't lose my desk.,Dwight,FALSE
3867,2,6,1,"Okay, calm down.  Where was the last place you saw it?",Jim,FALSE
3868,2,6,1,"Okay, who moved my desk?",Dwight,FALSE
3869,2,6,1,I think you should retrace your steps.,Jim,FALSE
3870,2,6,1,"Ok, I am going to tell Michael and this entire office will be punished!",Dwight,FALSE
3871,2,6,1,"Colder... warmer... little warmer... there you go, ooh, warmer... warmer... warmer... warmer... warmer ... cold, cold, cold, back up... ooh, ooh, warmer, hot, red hot,  hot, very hot.",Jim,FALSE
3872,2,6,1,"[In bathroom, answers phone] Dwight Schrute.",Dwight,FALSE
3873,2,6,1,"[On the phone with Dwight] Hi, Dwight, um, what sort of discounts are we giving on the 20 lb white model.",Jim,FALSE
3874,2,6,1,"Jim, I've given you this information, like, twenty times.",Dwight,FALSE
3875,2,6,1,I know.,Jim,FALSE
3876,2,6,1,It's by the ream?,Dwight,FALSE
3877,2,6,1,"Uh, yeah, ream.",Jim,FALSE
3878,2,6,1,"...now, $9.78, signs and discounts 7%.",Dwight,FALSE
3879,2,6,1,"Ok, thank you, gotta get back to work.",Jim,FALSE
3880,2,6,1,"Wash your hands, Kevin.",Dwight,FALSE
3881,2,6,2,"[On the phone] Right, oh let me just check the pricing list.  Hold on one second...",Jim,FALSE
3882,2,6,2,"[Also on the phone] Sensei, hello it's Sempai...",Dwight,FALSE
3883,2,6,2,Umm...,Jim,FALSE
3884,2,6,2,Dwight...,Dwight,FALSE
3885,2,6,2,"You know what, let me give you a call right back. I'm going to uh, find it and then I'll call you back, thanks.",Jim,FALSE
3886,2,6,2,"Yes, I just had a ques-... Yes Sensei. Arigatou gozaimashita. Hai.",Dwight,FALSE
3887,2,6,2,Was that your mom?,Jim,FALSE
3888,2,6,2,"No, that was my Sensei.",Dwight,FALSE
3889,2,6,2,"Oh, I thought it was your mom.",Jim,FALSE
3890,2,6,2,"I am now Sempai, which is Assistant Sensei.",Dwight,FALSE
3891,2,6,2,"Assistant to the Sensei, that's pretty cool.",Jim,FALSE
3892,2,6,2,Assistant Sensei.,Dwight,FALSE
3893,2,6,2,Ok.,Jim,FALSE
3894,2,6,3,"I am a practitioner of Goju Ru Karate, here in Scranton. My Sensei, Ira, recently promoted me to purple belt, and gave me the duties of a Sempai. Not that a lot of people here in America know what a Sempai is, but it is equally as respected as a Sensei.",Dwight,FALSE
3895,2,6,4,I don't want to stay until seven again this year.,Stanley,FALSE
3896,2,6,4,I don't really have any control over that Stanley.,Pam,FALSE
3897,2,6,5,"Michael tends to procrastinate a bit whenever he has to do work. Umm, time cards, he has to sign these every Friday. Purchase orders have to be approved at the end of every month. And expense reports, all he has to do is initial these at the end of every quarter. But once a year, it all falls on the same Friday and that's today. I call it the Perfect Storm.",Pam,FALSE
3898,2,6,6,"[singing and tapping on his coffee mug] I don't want to work, I just want to bang on this mug all day.",Michael,FALSE
3899,2,6,6,Did you ask me here for any specific reason?,Ryan,FALSE
3900,2,6,6,"Uhh, yes, I did, here's the dizzle. I have a very top secret mission for you. I want you to update all the emergency contact information.",Michael,FALSE
3901,2,6,6,Why is that secret? [Pam knocks and walks into Michael's office],Ryan,FALSE
3902,2,6,6,"[to Pam] Hello, oh God, busy work. Ahh, get away, cretin.",Michael,FALSE
3903,2,6,6,"Umm, I put stickers so you know where to sign.",Pam,FALSE
3904,2,6,6,"Yes, thank you. I know where to sign.",Michael,FALSE
3905,2,6,6,It's just last year you...,Pam,FALSE
3906,2,6,6,"Last year they were out of order, weren't they Pam?",Michael,FALSE
3907,2,6,6,"Well, the last pick-up for overnight deliveries is at seven. So you need to have them signed by then. Or much earlier.",Pam,FALSE
3908,2,6,6,"Chillax, Pam. Stop Pam-M-S-ing. That's pretty good. Um, actually, I'm sending Ryan on a top secret mission. Tell her what it is.",Michael,FALSE
3909,2,6,6,Updating emergency contacts.,Ryan,FALSE
3910,2,6,6,"Well, is that really a priority?",Pam,FALSE
3911,2,6,6,"Is it a priority? Oh I don't know, um, what if there is a tornado, Pam? People's legs are crushed under rubble. 'Please, would you be so kind as to call my wife? No, I can't because we don't have any emergency contact information because Pam said it wasn't a priority.' Think. Think with your head, Pam. Ok, well. She walks out. That's the problem with being a boss is that when you are tough they resent you and when you are cool they walk all over you.",Michael,FALSE
3912,2,6,6,Catch-22.,Ryan,FALSE
3913,2,6,6,"Catch-22. Yes. Why don't you give me your contact information to start with, ok, what's your cell?",Michael,FALSE
3914,2,6,7,"Uh, Larissa Halpert.",Jim,FALSE
3915,2,6,7,What's her address? [Ryan's cell phone rings],Ryan,FALSE
3916,2,6,7,117 Mount Bergin St.,Jim,FALSE
3917,2,6,7,Hello?,Ryan,FALSE
3918,2,6,7,"[in his office on his cell phone, talking in a fake high voice] Hey Ryan. This is Michael Jackson calling from Wonderland.",Michael,FALSE
3919,2,6,7,Do you mean Neverland?,Ryan,FALSE
3920,2,6,7,This is Tito.,Michael,FALSE
3921,2,6,7,What?,Ryan,FALSE
3922,2,6,7,Calling from... [Ryan hangs up],Michael,FALSE
3923,2,6,8,[Reading Jim's palm] You're major and minor lines cross at a ridge - that sucks.,Pam,FALSE
3924,2,6,8,"You making this up as you go along, aren't you?",Jim,FALSE
3925,2,6,8,I am just following the website.,Pam,FALSE
3926,2,6,8,"Well, at least I don't have cavities.",Jim,FALSE
3927,2,6,8,"Yes, you have very nice teeth.",Pam,FALSE
3928,2,6,8,Thanks.,Jim,FALSE
3929,2,6,9,Who is your emergency contact? [Ryan's phone rings],Ryan,FALSE
3930,2,6,9,Stacy.,Kevin,FALSE
3931,2,6,9,[looks to see who is calling but doesn't pick up],Ryan,FALSE
3932,2,6,9,[Taps on the glass in his office to get Ryan's attention] Pick up.,Michael,FALSE
3933,2,6,9,Hello?,Ryan,FALSE
3934,2,6,9,[in a high pitched voice] This is Mike Tyson.,Michael,FALSE
3935,2,6,10,"Hey, Dwight. As Sempai, do you think there is ever going to be a day where humans and robots can peacefully co-exist?",Jim,FALSE
3936,2,6,10,Impossible. The way they're programmed... You're mocking me.,Dwight,FALSE
3937,2,6,10,No I'm not.,Jim,FALSE
3938,2,6,10,"Look, I'm going to offer you a little piece of advice. I'm not afraid to make an example out of you.",Dwight,FALSE
3939,2,6,10,"Oh, that's not advice. What advice sounds like is this: umm, don't ever bring your purple belt to work because someone might steal it. [reveals Dwight's purple belt]",Jim,FALSE
3940,2,6,10,"Ok, give that back to me.",Dwight,FALSE
3941,2,6,10,"Ok, say please.",Jim,FALSE
3942,2,6,10,No. That is not a toy.,Dwight,FALSE
3943,2,6,10,Please?,Jim,FALSE
3944,2,6,10,Please?,Dwight,FALSE
3945,2,6,10,"Good, and it absolutely is a toy. Arigatou.",Jim,FALSE
3946,2,6,10,Arigatou. This is not a toy. This is a message to the entire office so they can see that I am capable of physically dominating them.,Dwight,FALSE
3947,2,6,11,"And this is more a ying-yang thing. The 'Michael' all cursive, the 'Scott' all caps. Left brain, right brain. Or, duality of man.",Michael,FALSE
3948,2,6,11,Could you practice on the forms?,Pam,FALSE
3949,2,6,12,"No women or children, unless provoked.",Dwight,FALSE
3950,2,6,12,"Ok, Roy?",Jim,FALSE
3951,2,6,12,Warehouse guy. Doesn't count.,Dwight,FALSE
3952,2,6,12,Ok. Michael? Could you beat up Michael?,Jim,FALSE
3953,2,6,12,"Yeah, yeah, I don't think that would happen.",Michael,FALSE
3954,2,6,12,Because we're friends.,Dwight,FALSE
3955,2,6,12,Because I would kick his ass.,Michael,FALSE
3956,2,6,12,"Well, Dwight's a purple belt, so...",Jim,FALSE
3957,2,6,12,So? I've beaten up black belts.,Michael,FALSE
3958,2,6,12,"Uh, how did you know they were black belts?",Jim,FALSE
3959,2,6,12,"They told me. After. You see, I used to run with a very tough crowd. Street Fighter types. Real, real bad people, I'm just lucky I got out.",Michael,FALSE
3960,2,6,13,Is your wife still your contact?,Ryan,FALSE
3961,2,6,13,"Um, ex-wife. Yeah. Um, her last name is 'Becker' now.",Toby,FALSE
3962,2,6,13,Kay.,Ryan,FALSE
3963,2,6,13,You don't need to write 'ex'.,Toby,FALSE
3964,2,6,14,"And after that, nobody ever messed with the 'Damn Rascals' ever again.",Michael,FALSE
3965,2,6,14,"Sounds tough. When you're a Jet, [starts snapping] you're a Jet all the way, right?",Jim,FALSE
3966,2,6,14,You were a Jet?,Michael,FALSE
3967,2,6,14,Have you signed the expense reports yet?,Angela,FALSE
3968,2,6,14,"Yes, in theory, I have. I just need to cross some t's and dot some i's. Alright, I'm going to be in my office if anybody needs me. [Puts Dwight in a headlock] Hoo-hah. Oh, wow, sleeper hold. That's my rebuttal. Shhh. Hoo. You are the weakest link.",Michael,FALSE
3969,2,6,14,Argggg!,Dwight,FALSE
3970,2,6,15,"I'm friends with everybody in this office. We're all best friends - I love everybody here. But sometimes your best friends start coming into work late, and start having dentist appointments that aren't dentist appointments. And that's when it is nice to let them know that you can beat them up.",Michael,FALSE
3971,2,6,16,Just hit me. You'll see.,Michael,FALSE
3972,2,6,16,I can't. I just got a manicure.,Jim,FALSE
3973,2,6,16,"Oh, queer... [realizes he is on camera] eye. Queer eye. That's a good show. Important show. Go ahead. Do it.",Michael,FALSE
3974,2,6,16,Just have Dwight punch you.,Jim,FALSE
3975,2,6,16,"Oh yeah, that would be kind of worthless because I know a ton of fourteen year old girls who can kick his ass.",Michael,FALSE
3976,2,6,16,You know a ton of fourteen year old girls?,Jim,FALSE
3977,2,6,16,What belt are they?,Dwight,FALSE
3978,2,6,16,"Look, Dwight is a wuss. When we rented 'Armageddon'...",Michael,FALSE
3979,2,6,16,No!,Dwight,FALSE
3980,2,6,16,... he cried at the end of it. He did.,Michael,FALSE
3981,2,6,16,"Michael, I told you, it was because it was New Year's Eve and it began to snow at exactly midnight.",Dwight,FALSE
3982,2,6,16,"Oh, Bruce Willis. Are they going to leave him on the asteroid?",Michael,FALSE
3983,2,6,16,"Ok, I'll punch you.",Dwight,FALSE
3984,2,6,16,"Ok, here we go. Alright, come on.",Michael,FALSE
3985,2,6,16,Kiyah!,Dwight,FALSE
3986,2,6,16,Fuuuaaaahhhhh... oohhhhh!,Michael,FALSE
3987,2,6,17,"Did I want to harm Michael? The one man I've been hired to protect? No, I did not.",Dwight,FALSE
3988,2,6,18,Are you ok? Are you sure you are alright?,Jim,FALSE
3989,2,6,18,Yeah. [Jim opens office door for Michael] Thank you.,Michael,FALSE
3990,2,6,19,I come from a long line of fighters. My maternal grandfather was the toughest guy I ever knew. World War II veteran. Killed 20 men then spent the rest of the war in an Allied Prison Camp. My father battled blood pressure and obesity all his life. Different kind of fight.,Dwight,FALSE
3991,2,6,20,"Ok, he has to be stopped. Please, please, please, please, just ask Michael.",Jim,FALSE
3992,2,6,20,I don't know.,Pam,FALSE
3993,2,6,20,"Ok, I'll buy you a bag of chips.",Jim,FALSE
3994,2,6,20,French Onion?,Pam,FALSE
3995,2,6,20,Obviously.,Jim,FALSE
3996,2,6,20,Ok.,Pam,FALSE
3997,2,6,20,Yes.,Jim,FALSE
3998,2,6,20,"[to Kevin, who he is teaching to fight] Take this pen and stab me with it.",Dwight,FALSE
3999,2,6,20,[Pam knocks on his door] Go away.,Michael,FALSE
4000,2,6,20,I just have a quick question.,Pam,FALSE
4001,2,6,20,"I haven't signed them, ok?",Michael,FALSE
4002,2,6,20,"No, it's not that. Um, I was just wondering, since I'm probably going to have to stay late, could you ask Dwight to stay late too so he can walk me to my car?",Pam,FALSE
4003,2,6,20,"Come in. Um, Pam, I hate to break this to you but Dwight can't stop you from being mugged. He's just not tough enough.",Michael,FALSE
4004,2,6,20,He's a purple belt. That's really high.,Pam,FALSE
4005,2,6,20,"Oh, I could beat up Dwight. That's ridiculous. I could murder him.",Michael,FALSE
4006,2,6,20,"It's just out there, you...",Pam,FALSE
4007,2,6,20,"Oh, so that's what they are saying?",Michael,FALSE
4008,2,6,20,Yeah.,Pam,FALSE
4009,2,6,20,"Ok, alright, where is Dwight?",Michael,FALSE
4010,2,6,20,"Uh, Kitchen.",Jim,FALSE
4011,2,6,20,Ok.,Michael,FALSE
4012,2,6,20,Hi-yah!,Kelly,FALSE
4013,2,6,20,Good.,Dwight,FALSE
4014,2,6,20,"Wow, that's actually pretty cool Dwight.",Kelly,FALSE
4015,2,6,20,"Now watch, let me take you from behind.",Dwight,FALSE
4016,2,6,20,What?,Kelly,FALSE
4017,2,6,20,"Watch out Kelly, he might sucker punch you.",Michael,FALSE
4018,2,6,20,"I didn't sucker punch you, Michael.",Dwight,FALSE
4019,2,6,20,"No, Really?",Michael,FALSE
4020,2,6,20,"In case you remember, I was defending my honor... like a samurai.",Dwight,FALSE
4021,2,6,20,"Really? Well, the offer, Dwight, was for one punch which I absorbed. I had no idea that there would be a second punch. So, catch-22.",Michael,FALSE
4022,2,6,20,"Ok, fine. Tit for tit. Give it your best shot. Two punches. Go!",Dwight,FALSE
4023,2,6,20,"Look, if we were in a bar right now, there would be two punches: me punching you and you hitting the floor.",Michael,FALSE
4024,2,6,20,"No, I would block your first punch rendering it ineffective.",Dwight,FALSE
4025,2,6,20,Really?,Michael,FALSE
4026,2,6,20,Yeah.,Dwight,FALSE
4027,2,6,20,You know what? You're just lucky that we are at work right now.,Michael,FALSE
4028,2,6,20,"Ooh, what about, uh,  Dwight's dojo?",Jim,FALSE
4029,2,6,20,"No, they must have class.",Michael,FALSE
4030,2,6,20,"No, it's free during the day. It's fine.",Dwight,FALSE
4031,2,6,20,Look...,Michael,FALSE
4032,2,6,20,I've got the key.,Dwight,FALSE
4033,2,6,20,Michael...,Toby,FALSE
4034,2,6,20,"Hey, Toby.",Michael,FALSE
4035,2,6,20,Any word on those time cards?,Toby,FALSE
4036,2,6,20,"I've got an idea: why don't you leave right now. Why don't you walk away from the room, 'kay? Fine. We'll go at lunch. Pam, make an announcement. Figure out carpools.",Michael,FALSE
4037,2,6,21,"Um, well, we are all getting excited to see this fight. The Albany branch is working right through lunch to prevent downsizing, but Michael, he decided to extend our lunch by an hour so we could all go down to the dojo and watch him fight Dwight. Fight... Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, I'm coming, fight...",Jim,FALSE
4038,2,6,22,I recognize that. That is Japanese for California Roll.,Michael,FALSE
4039,2,6,22,"Uh, no, it's not.",Ira,FALSE
4040,2,6,22,I think it is. A guy told me about that.,Michael,FALSE
4041,2,6,22,"Actually, it's a symbol for eternal discipline.",Ira,FALSE
4042,2,6,22,Oh.,Michael,FALSE
4043,2,6,23,"[Reading Pam's palm, while she has on extremely padded gloves] Wow, that is really interesting.",Jim,FALSE
4044,2,6,23,What?,Pam,FALSE
4045,2,6,23,Your love line- I'm just kidding. I can't see anything.,Jim,FALSE
4046,2,6,23,"Well, look closer.",Pam,FALSE
4047,2,6,23,"[Jim moves his head closer and Pam taps him gently in the face] Oh, ok.",Jim,FALSE
4048,2,6,23,Once point for me.,Pam,FALSE
4049,2,6,23,[Gently taps Pam on the forehead] Tied up.,Jim,FALSE
4050,2,6,23,"Oh, you're dead.",Pam,FALSE
4051,2,6,23,"What, what are you going to do? Bring it, Beesley. Bring it. Oh yeah, good move. Not such an ultimate fighter now.",Jim,FALSE
4052,2,6,23,"Hey, put me down. Put me down. [Meredith turns and looks at Jim and Pam] Oh my god, hey, put me down. Hey...",Pam,FALSE
4053,2,6,24,"Ok, gentlemen, listen up. After a clean strike to the chest, stomach, or kidneys, I will separate you and award a point. The first person to three wins. Alright?",Ira,FALSE
4054,2,6,24,"Yes, Sensei!",Dwight,FALSE
4055,2,6,24,"Alotta rules. Alotta rules. On the street we didn't have any rules. Maybe one - no kicks to the groin, home for dinner.",Michael,FALSE
4056,2,6,24,Shi mate!,Ira,FALSE
4057,2,6,24,Hiii! [kicks Michael],Dwight,FALSE
4058,2,6,24,Hey!,Michael,FALSE
4059,2,6,24,"Alright, break.",Ira,FALSE
4060,2,6,24,What the hell was that?,Michael,FALSE
4061,2,6,24,Yes!,Dwight,FALSE
4062,2,6,24,Dwight - awarded a point.,Ira,FALSE
4063,2,6,24,No.,Michael,FALSE
4064,2,6,24,Eat it!,Dwight,FALSE
4065,2,6,24,"Alright, that's the way you want it.",Michael,FALSE
4066,2,6,24,Two more.,Dwight,FALSE
4067,2,6,24,"Play dirty, huh? Ok, game on, man.",Michael,FALSE
4068,2,6,24,Sweep the leg.,Kevin,FALSE
4069,2,6,24,"I'm comin' atcha man. Ok, purple belt, ok. I got him.",Michael,FALSE
4070,2,6,24,No.,Dwight,FALSE
4071,2,6,24,I got his pants.,Michael,FALSE
4072,2,6,24,It was my pants.,Dwight,FALSE
4073,2,6,24,No points for pants.,Ira,FALSE
4074,2,6,24,"Dwight, you have... No, you have something... God, you look like such an idiot! [Lots of yelling and flailing of arms by Michael and Dwight]",Michael,FALSE
4075,2,6,24,"Clean single kick, gentlemen.",Ira,FALSE
4076,2,6,24,"Go on, I dare you to kick there again. Kick there again, I dare ya.",Michael,FALSE
4077,2,6,24,"Ok, break. Break.",Ira,FALSE
4078,2,6,24,No holding.,Dwight,FALSE
4079,2,6,24,"You can't see. You can't see. Good boy. Good boy. Great boy. Two points, three points, four points. I win. I win. [Michael is using his head guard to hit Dwight] Eight points. Nine points. [Begins to hock a loogie]",Michael,FALSE
4080,2,6,24,"No, stop it! Come on! Michael.",Dwight,FALSE
4081,2,6,24,Open your mouth.,Michael,FALSE
4082,2,6,24,"No, Michael!",Dwight,FALSE
4083,2,6,25,"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? 'Raging Bull.' Pacino. Oh, I want that footage. I want it. I need it. Ah, I have to get back to work. I have lots of work... Oh, oh check this out. Come here. [Michael opens his blinds and looks at Ryan in the parking lot] There he is. Mr. Temp. Having lunch by the car. Let us play with him. This'll be hilarious. [Calls Ryan on the phone, Ryan doesn't pick up after seeing that Michael is calling] Oh, we're playing phone tag.",Michael,FALSE
4084,2,6,26,"Seven new messages. First New Message. [Michael's voice] 'Hi, Ryan. This is Saddam Hussein.' Next new message. 'Hi, Ryan. This is your girlfriend... and I'm mad!'",Ryan's Voicemail,FALSE
4085,2,6,27,My emergency contact is Todd Packer. Todd F. Packer. Do you know what the F. stands for?,Michael,FALSE
4086,2,6,27,Fudge?,Ryan,FALSE
4087,2,6,27,"[knock at the door] Yeah... uh, come in. Oh, hey Karate Kid. The Hillary Swank version. Hi. How are ya?",Michael,FALSE
4088,2,6,27,I need to change my emergency contact information from Michael Scott.,Dwight,FALSE
4089,2,6,27,"Ok, to what?",Ryan,FALSE
4090,2,6,27,Just put 'The Hospital.' Contact number: just put 9-1-1. [Dwight leaves],Dwight,FALSE
4091,2,6,27,"He is such a sore loser. You heard, obviously, that I mopped the floor with him this afternoon. You know what, um, do yourself a favor and just keep me as his contact and I will call the hospital. Cut out the middle man.",Michael,FALSE
4092,2,6,28,Later Jim.,Kevin,FALSE
4093,2,6,28,"Later, Kev. [Puts French Onion Potato Chips on Pam's desk] Have a good weekend.",Jim,FALSE
4094,2,6,28,"Yeah, you too.",Pam,FALSE
4095,2,6,29,[Knock at the door] Yeah.,Michael,FALSE
4096,2,6,29,I have the emergency contacts.,Ryan,FALSE
4097,2,6,29,"Yeah, just throw them on the chair. I'll take it from here. So, whatcha up to this weekend?",Michael,FALSE
4098,2,6,29,"Uh, hanging out with some friends, probably.",Ryan,FALSE
4099,2,6,29,"If you're doing anything crazy, give me a shout.",Michael,FALSE
4100,2,6,29,"Yeah, alright, I'll um, see you Monday.",Ryan,FALSE
4101,2,6,29,"Alright, bye.",Michael,FALSE
4102,2,6,30,Dwight?,Michael,FALSE
4103,2,6,30,"Michael, did you finish yet?",Angela,FALSE
4104,2,6,30,"This close. Dwight, may I speak with you for a minute?",Michael,FALSE
4105,2,6,30,I'm busy.,Dwight,FALSE
4106,2,6,30,"Well, [points at himself] busier. Making the time.",Michael,FALSE
4107,2,6,30,"Michael, can't your conversation wait till Monday.",Stanley,FALSE
4108,2,6,30,We want to go home.,Toby,FALSE
4109,2,6,30,"Well, you don't even have anyone to go home to, Toby.",Michael,FALSE
4110,2,6,30,The shipping place closes in a half hour.,Pam,FALSE
4111,2,6,30,"I know, but I've been carrying the load on my back all day, and if everybody would just chip in a little bit, it'd might help me out. What do you say? Let's gangbang this thing and go home. Good? Dwight.",Michael,FALSE
4112,2,6,31,This is illegal.,Angela,FALSE
4113,2,6,31,I don't care.,Stanley,FALSE
4114,2,6,32,I have been testing you the entire day. Did you know that?,Michael,FALSE
4115,2,6,32,Of course.,Dwight,FALSE
4116,2,6,32,And I am happy to say that you have passed. So effective immediately I am promoting you from Assistant to the Regional Manager to Assistant Regional Manager.,Michael,FALSE
4117,2,6,32,"Michael, I don't know...",Dwight,FALSE
4118,2,6,32,"I know, I know, I know, I wouldn't be offering it if I didn't think you could handle it.",Michael,FALSE
4119,2,6,32,I can handle it. I can. Wow. So I guess this will just be my office.,Dwight,FALSE
4120,2,6,32,"No, no, title change only.",Michael,FALSE
4121,2,6,32,I'll have Pam send out a memo.,Dwight,FALSE
4122,2,6,32,"No, no. Three month probationary period. Let's not tell anybody about this right now.",Michael,FALSE
4123,2,6,32,Just a formality.,Dwight,FALSE
4124,2,6,32,Absolutely but not really.,Michael,FALSE
4125,2,6,32,"Michael, I have so much to learn from you.",Dwight,FALSE
4126,2,6,32,Yes you do.,Michael,FALSE
4127,2,6,32,"Thank you, Sensei.",Dwight,FALSE
4128,2,6,32,"And, ditto.",Michael,FALSE
4129,2,6,33,"I told Dwight that there is honor in losing. Which, as we all know, is completely ridiculous, but there is, however, honor in making a loser feel better which is what I just did for Dwight. Would I rather be feared or loved? Um, easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. And I think I proved that today at the dojo.",Michael,FALSE
4130,2,6,34,[Dwight grunts] Great. Excellent. [Dwight yells] All right. That's okay.,Master,TRUE
4131,2,6,35,"[Dwight's pager goes off] Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. Hold on. Sorry, just one second.",Dwight,FALSE
4132,2,6,35,"Dwight, you can't use your pager in here, I told you.",Master,FALSE
4133,2,6,35,"Okay, I just...",Dwight,FALSE
4134,2,6,35,Dwight...,Master,FALSE
4135,2,6,35,It's a sales call.,Dwight,FALSE
4136,2,6,35,Ten push-ups. Ten push-ups!,Master,FALSE
4137,2,6,35,"I can... Yes, sensei.",Dwight,FALSE
4138,2,6,36,"Do I feel bad that I haven't bonded with the other students? No, I'm not there to make friends. I'm there to attack people.",Dwight,FALSE
4139,2,6,37,What about Oscar? Could you beat Oscar?,Jim,TRUE
4140,2,6,37,No problem.,Dwight,TRUE
4141,2,6,37,I don't know.  He looks pretty scrappy.,Jim,TRUE
4142,2,6,37,"Unless he has a shiv, in which case it wouldn't be a fair fight.",Dwight,TRUE
4143,2,6,37,True. Meredith.,Jim,TRUE
4144,2,6,37,No women or children. Unless provoked.,Dwight,TRUE
4145,2,6,37,Okay. Roy.,Jim,TRUE
4146,2,6,37,Warehouse guy. Doesn't count.,Dwight,TRUE
4147,2,6,37,Okay. Michael. Could you beat up Michael?,Jim,TRUE
4148,2,6,37,"Yeah, I don't think that would happen. See, I used to run with a very tough crowd, street fighter types. Real, real bad people. I'm just lucky I got out. I was a bad ass mo-fo. Stanley knows what I'm talking about.",Michael,TRUE
4149,2,6,37,Excuse me?,Stanley,TRUE
4150,2,6,37,I've never lost a fight. You know why? My motto. Never say die.,Michael,TRUE
4151,2,6,37,You just said it. You just said it.,Dwight,TRUE
4152,2,6,37,"No, that's not how I meant it.",Michael,TRUE
4153,2,6,37,Die. You just... You said it.,Dwight,TRUE
4154,2,6,37,"Shut up, Dwight.",Michael,TRUE
4155,2,6,38,Do you think he's signed them yet?,Angela,TRUE
4156,2,6,38,Signed what?,Oscar,TRUE
4157,2,6,38,Forget it. Is that chocolate-vanilla swirl?,Angela,TRUE
4158,2,6,38,"Just chocolate. Angela? For the last time, I did not eat your chocolate-vanilla swirl.",Oscar,TRUE
4159,2,6,38,Don't look at me. [smiles at camera],Kevin,TRUE
4160,2,6,38,I don't know why I write my name on things.,Angela,TRUE
4161,2,6,39,Are you going to happy hour later?,Kelly,TRUE
4162,2,6,39,I'm still recovering from last night. But maybe.,Meredith,TRUE
4163,2,6,40,"Sir, your shoes.",Master,TRUE
4164,2,6,40,Yes.,Michael,TRUE
4165,2,6,40,You're gonna have to take them off. It's a sign of respect.,Master,TRUE
4166,2,6,40,"Oh. Well, in my office, if you took off your shoes, it would be a sign of disrespect. Stinkyfeetville. Kind of a ying-yang. [exclaiming] Oh, stretchin'. I like to stay tight. Compact. [Dwight screaming]",Michael,TRUE
4167,2,6,40,Here's your gear. Please put this on.,Master,TRUE
4168,2,6,40,"Do you have, do you have anything in, like, black?",Michael,TRUE
4169,2,6,41,"Okay. Gentlemen. [to Michael] You ready? [to both Michael and Dwight] Okay, listen up.",Master,TRUE
4170,2,6,41,"Hi, sensei. Hi, Dwight.",Alyssa,TRUE
4171,2,6,41,[to camera] That's Alyssa. My senpai. She just qualified for regionals.,Master,TRUE
4172,2,6,42,Alyssa? I guess she's technically the senpai. But nobody really respects her. The only reason she got into regionals was because her competition was a bunch of 13-year-old girls. Put me in that division. Let's see how she does.,Dwight,FALSE
4173,2,6,43,"God, you look like such an idiot. [both yelling] [grunting]",Michael,FALSE
4174,2,6,44,Stan the man.,Michael,TRUE
4175,2,6,44,"Hi, Michael.",Stanley,TRUE
4176,2,6,44,"Did you hear about the fight? Well, it wasn't much of a fight, actually.",Michael,TRUE
4177,2,6,44,No. Are those purchase orders signed?,Stanley,TRUE
4178,2,6,44,I opened a big can of whoop-ass on him.,Michael,TRUE
4179,2,6,44,Huh? What?,Stanley,TRUE
4180,2,6,44,I went medieval on his heinie.,Michael,TRUE
4181,2,6,44,Are those purchase orders signed?,Stanley,TRUE
4182,2,6,44,"Hey, Stanley. I don't tell you how to do your job, do I? He...",Michael,TRUE
4183,2,6,44,"Look, I just want to have a job, Michael. If we don't get these purchase orders...",Stanley,TRUE
4184,2,6,44,"Grow a pair, Stanley. Right? There not gonna downsize because I miss a lot of deadlines. That's not how business works, okay? [sighs] Okay.",Michael,TRUE
4185,2,6,45,"For the record, let me just say, Michael Scott has no honor. If he lived in Japan, he would be an outcast. Well, that's not totally true, 'cause Asians worship chest hair. I had a friend, a hairy friend, who lived in Japan. He told me the women would line up to satisfy his every need. So, and he wasn't even that attractive.",Dwight,TRUE
4186,2,6,46,"[door opening] All right. Here you go, Princess. Just finished with part one.",Michael,TRUE
4187,2,6,46,This is what you had Ryan do.,Pam,TRUE
4188,2,6,46,"Yes, under my tutelage.",Michael,TRUE
4189,2,6,46,"Well, what about the other stuff that has to be in today?",Pam,TRUE
4190,2,6,46,"If you didn't badger me with so many questions, Pam, I could be done with it by now.",Michael,TRUE
4191,2,7,1,"[entering office] Hey, have they left for the big meeting yet?  I've got Michael's lucky tie.",Ryan,FALSE
4192,2,7,1,No.  They're in the conference room.,Jim,FALSE
4193,2,7,1,Good.,Ryan,FALSE
4194,2,7,1,"Wait, are those Michael's Levis?",Pam,FALSE
4195,2,7,1,"Yeah, who dry-cleans jeans?",Ryan,FALSE
4196,2,7,2,"Michael and his jeans.  He gets in them, and I'm not exactly sure what happens.  But I can tell you, he loves the way he looks in those jeans.  I know that's why he started casual Fridays.",Pam,FALSE
4197,2,7,3,[to Ryan] I'll take those. Thanks. [throws jeans under her desk],Pam,FALSE
4198,2,7,4,This is a projection of the county's needs...,Jan,FALSE
4199,2,7,4,"Wow, graphs and charts, somebody's really been doing their homework.  Looks like USA Today.",Michael,FALSE
4200,2,7,4,"Thirteen schools, uh, two hospitals...",Jan,FALSE
4201,2,7,5,"So this possible client they're talking about, actually a big deal.  It's Lackawanna County.  Our whole county.  And if we get this, they may not have to downsize our branch.  And I could work here for years.  And years.  [groan] Years.",Jim,FALSE
4202,2,7,6,"So when we get to the Radisson, I'd like to, um-",Jan,FALSE
4203,2,7,6,I changed it.  To Chili's.,Michael,FALSE
4204,2,7,6,Excuse me?,Jan,FALSE
4205,2,7,6,"Radisson just gives out this vibe, 'Oh, I'm doing business at the Radisson'.  It's kind of snooty.  So.",Michael,FALSE
4206,2,7,6,"You had no right to do that, Michael.",Jan,FALSE
4207,2,7,6,Here's the thing. Chili's is the new golf course.  It's where business happens.  Small Businessman Magazine.,Michael,FALSE
4208,2,7,6,It said that.,Jan,FALSE
4209,2,7,6,It will.  I sent it in.  Letter to the editor.,Michael,FALSE
4210,2,7,6,Alright.  But you will let me run this meeting.,Jan,FALSE
4211,2,7,6,"Uh huh, uh huh. [under his breath] Power trip.",Michael,FALSE
4212,2,7,6,What?,Jan,FALSE
4213,2,7,7,"She had done a background check on me, she had it printed out.",Oscar,FALSE
4214,2,7,7,No...,Jim,FALSE
4215,2,7,7,"Yeah.  And she was asking me about stuff, line by line, while we were having dinner.",Oscar,FALSE
4216,2,7,7,That is unbelievable.,Toby,FALSE
4217,2,7,7,What is going on?,Pam,FALSE
4218,2,7,7,We are doing worst first dates.,Jim,FALSE
4219,2,7,7,"Oh my God, I win!  Ok, it was a minor league hockey game. He brought his brother, and when I went to the bathroom, the game ended and they forgot about me.",Pam,FALSE
4220,2,7,7,"Ok, that's a joke.",Oscar,FALSE
4221,2,7,7,"No, they had to come back for me.",Pam,FALSE
4222,2,7,7,"Wait, when was this?",Jim,FALSE
4223,2,7,7,Umm... it was not that long ago.,Pam,FALSE
4224,2,7,7,"Wait, not Roy.  Say it's not your fiance. [laughs]",Kelly,FALSE
4225,2,7,8,"I always knew Pam has refused to go to sports games with Roy, but I never knew why.  Interesting.",Jim,FALSE
4226,2,7,9,"Ok, let's do this thing.  [to Pam] Wish us luck.",Michael,FALSE
4227,2,7,9,"Good luck, Michael. Good luck, Jan.",Dwight,FALSE
4228,2,7,9,Thank you.,Jan,FALSE
4229,2,7,9,"[under his breath] Kiss ass.  Ok, probably going to go late tonight.  Burning the midnight tequila.  So, I think you could all just take off now.",Michael,FALSE
4230,2,7,9,"Michael, shouldn't take more than an hour.",Jan,FALSE
4231,2,7,9,Well...,Michael,FALSE
4232,2,7,9,Do you always shut down the entire office when you leave for an hour?,Jan,FALSE
4233,2,7,9,"No, no.  That would not be efficient.  Actually, they just don't get very much work done when I'm not here.  [Jan stares at Michael] That's not true.  I know how to delegate, and they do more work done when I'm not here.  Not more.  The same amount of work is done, whether I am here or not. [another Jan stare]  Hey, everybody, listen up.  This is what we're gonna do.  You sit tight, until I return.  Sound good?  Doesn't matter, it's an order.  Follow it blindly, mwahahaha, ok?  Alright, ciao.  [to Oscar] Adios!",Michael,FALSE
4234,2,7,10,So which way is Chili's?,Jan,FALSE
4235,2,7,10,"Uh, I'll drive.",Michael,FALSE
4236,2,7,10,"Oh, no, that's alright.  I wanna leave straight from there.",Jan,FALSE
4237,2,7,10,"It's just a couple blocks away, so... boy, you really don't know Scranton, do you?",Michael,FALSE
4238,2,7,10,I know Scranton.,Jan,FALSE
4239,2,7,10,At all!,Michael,FALSE
4240,2,7,10,Alright.,Jan,FALSE
4241,2,7,10,"You ever been to Scranton, Jan? Dar de-",Michael,FALSE
4242,2,7,10,If it's a couple blocks away-,Jan,FALSE
4243,2,7,10,Dar de dar.,Michael,FALSE
4244,2,7,10,Ok.,Jan,FALSE
4245,2,7,11,"Jan Levinson-Gould.  Jan is cold.  If she was sitting across from you on a train and she wasn't moving, you might think she was dead.",Michael,FALSE
4246,2,7,12,We should come up with a signal of some sort.,Michael,FALSE
4247,2,7,12,Why would we need a signal?,Jan,FALSE
4248,2,7,12,"Well, in case one of us gets into trouble, the other one can signal-",Michael,FALSE
4249,2,7,12,"What kinda trouble are you planning on getting in, Michael?",Jan,FALSE
4250,2,7,12,"Well, I... it could be either of us.",Michael,FALSE
4251,2,7,12,"You're gonna let me do the talking, we agreed on that.",Jan,FALSE
4252,2,7,12,Yeees.,Michael,FALSE
4253,2,7,13,Hello?  Christian?,Michael,FALSE
4254,2,7,13,Yes.,Christian,FALSE
4255,2,7,13,Thought that was you.  Hi.  Michael Scott.  This is Jan Levinson-Gould.,Michael,FALSE
4256,2,7,13,Just Jan Levinson.,Jan,FALSE
4257,2,7,13,No Gould?,Michael,FALSE
4258,2,7,13,No. [To Christian] Thank you very much for meeting with us.  Have you been waiting long?,Jan,FALSE
4259,2,7,13,"No, not long.",Christian,FALSE
4260,2,7,13,"Uh, Jan, what happened?",Michael,FALSE
4261,2,7,13,Michael.,Jan,FALSE
4262,2,7,13,Is Gould dead?  What uh-,Michael,FALSE
4263,2,7,13,"Michael, we got divorced, ok? [to Christian] I'm so sorry.  Excuse me.",Jan,FALSE
4264,2,7,13,"Wow, you're kidding me!  Do you wanna talk about?",Michael,FALSE
4265,2,7,13,"Michael. [to hostess] Uh, could we have a table for three, please?",Jan,FALSE
4266,2,7,13,When did this happen?,Michael,FALSE
4267,2,7,13,We're in a meeting.,Jan,FALSE
4268,2,7,13,Ok.,Michael,FALSE
4269,2,7,13,"This way, please.",Hostess,FALSE
4270,2,7,13,Christian.,Jan,FALSE
4271,2,7,13,"Alright, after you.",Michael,FALSE
4272,2,7,13,Thank you.,Christian,FALSE
4273,2,7,13,[mouths 'Wow' to the camera],Michael,FALSE
4274,2,7,14,I thought we could start by going over the needs of the county.,Jan,FALSE
4275,2,7,14,"Right.  Well, Lackawanna County has not been immune to the slow economic growth over the past five years.  So for us, the name of the game is budget reduction-",Christian,FALSE
4276,2,7,14,Awesome blossom.,Michael,FALSE
4277,2,7,14,What?,Jan,FALSE
4278,2,7,14,"[to Christian] I think we should share an Awesome Blossom, what do you say?   They are awesome. Want to, Christian, blossom?",Michael,FALSE
4279,2,7,14,Sure.,Christian,FALSE
4280,2,7,14,"Ok, it's done. Actually, [turns around] Megan, may we have an Awesome Blossom, please, extra awesome?  Now it's done.",Michael,FALSE
4281,2,7,14,So-,Jan,FALSE
4282,2,7,14,I heard a-,Michael,FALSE
4283,2,7,14,If you have a-,Jan,FALSE
4284,2,7,14,Very very funny joke the other day.  Wanna hear it?,Michael,FALSE
4285,2,7,14,"Christian, you don't have to listen to this.",Jan,FALSE
4286,2,7,14,"It's ok, I like jokes.",Christian,FALSE
4287,2,7,14,Ok.,Michael,FALSE
4288,2,7,14,Just the one.,Jan,FALSE
4289,2,7,14,"Just one joke.  Ok.  Well, if it's just gonna be one, I will think of a different joke.  Umm... let's see... choo choo choo.",Michael,FALSE
4290,2,7,15,"Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam.",Pam,FALSE
4291,2,7,15,"Pam, it's Michael.  I need you to go into my office and check some data for me.",Michael,FALSE
4292,2,7,16,"[to Michael on speakerphone] Ok, you want me to read 'em?",Pam,FALSE
4293,2,7,16,Yes.,Michael,FALSE
4294,2,7,16,"Ok. Um, a fisherman is walking down Fifth Avenue walking an animal behind him-",Pam,FALSE
4295,2,7,16,No.,Michael,FALSE
4296,2,7,16,When-,Pam,FALSE
4297,2,7,16,Nope.  Told it.  Not as good as you think.  Pick another one.,Michael,FALSE
4298,2,7,16,Ok.  There's a transcript between a naval ship-,Pam,FALSE
4299,2,7,16,"Oh ho ho, yea!  Bingo! And a lighthouse.  Yes.  That is hysterical.  Could you start that one from the beginning?",Michael,FALSE
4300,2,7,16,Sure.  There's a transcript between a naval ship and a lighthouse.,Pam,FALSE
4301,2,7,17,Is this real? [Pam dumps Michael's screenplay on Jim's desk],Jim,FALSE
4302,2,7,17,It is a screenplay.  Starring himself.,Pam,FALSE
4303,2,7,17,Agent Michael Scarn.,Jim,FALSE
4304,2,7,17,Of the FBI.,Pam,FALSE
4305,2,7,17,"How long is this? [flips through pages]  Oh, Pam. Good work! Oop, wait, stop.  Drawings.",Jim,FALSE
4306,2,7,17,What is that?,Pam,FALSE
4307,2,7,17,"Oh, those are drawings.  In case the writing didn't really put a picture in your head.  And there he is, in the flesh, Agent Michael Scarn.  Now we know what he looks like.",Jim,FALSE
4308,2,7,18,"First guy says 'Well, I'm an astronaut, so I drive a Saturn'.  And the second guy says, 'Well, I am a pimp, so I drive a cheap Escort'.  And the third guy says 'I gotcha both beat, I'm a proctologist, so I drive a brown Probe'.",Michael,FALSE
4309,2,7,18,"Ohhh no! [laughs] Oh my God, that's funny!  I almost had Awesome Blossom coming out of my nose!",Christian,FALSE
4310,2,7,18,"[to waitress]  Excuse me, could I have a vodka tonic, please?",Jan,FALSE
4311,2,7,19,"Do we all have our copy of 'Threat Level: Midnight', by Michael Scott?",Jim,FALSE
4312,2,7,19,"Yeah, yeah.",Everyone,FALSE
4313,2,7,19,"Alright, let's get this started.  I'm gonna be reading the action descriptions, and Phyllis, I would like you to play Catherine Zeta Jones.",Jim,FALSE
4314,2,7,19,That's the character's name?,Phyllis,FALSE
4315,2,7,19,Oh yeah-,Jim,FALSE
4316,2,7,19,"Ok, you guys should not be doing this.",Dwight,FALSE
4317,2,7,19,"Why not, Dwight?  This is a movie.  I mean, this is for all of America to enjoy.",Jim,FALSE
4318,2,7,19,You took something that doesn't belong to you.,Dwight,FALSE
4319,2,7,19,Dwight-,Jim,FALSE
4320,2,7,19,Brought it in here-,Dwight,FALSE
4321,2,7,19,Do you want to play-,Jim,FALSE
4322,2,7,19,Made copies of it-,Dwight,FALSE
4323,2,7,19,The lead role of Agent Michael Scarn?,Jim,FALSE
4324,2,7,20,[making the mouth on his tie talk]  Yum! Yum yum yum! [Christian laughs]  That's delicious!  I love it!,Michael,FALSE
4325,2,7,20,"We would probably be upset with ourselves if we went this whole night without talking business, so, Dunder-Mifflin can provide a level of personal service to the county that the warehouse chains just can't match.",Jan,FALSE
4326,2,7,20,"Well, we are out to save money.",Christian,FALSE
4327,2,7,20,What's the bottom line?,Jan,FALSE
4328,2,7,20,"Bop! Be blah bop, be boo boo bop.",Michael,FALSE
4329,2,7,21,"That's why I wanted a signal, between us, so that I wouldn't have to just shout non-sense words.  That's her fault.",Michael,FALSE
4330,2,7,22,Did somebody say 'baby back ribs'?  Hmmm? Hmmmmm?,Michael,FALSE
4331,2,7,22,I don't think Christian has time for that.,Jan,FALSE
4332,2,7,22,I have time.,Christian,FALSE
4333,2,7,22,"[singing] I want my baby back, baby back, baby back [Christian laughs]",Michael,FALSE
4334,2,7,22,"[singing] I want my baby back, baby back, baby back-",Michael and Christian,FALSE
4335,2,7,22,[singing] Chili's baby back ribs...,Michael,FALSE
4336,2,7,23,"[reading the screenplay] Inside the FBI, Agent Michael Scarn sits with his feet up on his desk.  Catherine Zeta Jones enters.",Jim,FALSE
4337,2,7,23,"Sir, you have some messages.",Phyllis,FALSE
4338,2,7,23,Not now!,Dwight,FALSE
4339,2,7,23,They're important.,Phyllis,FALSE
4340,2,7,23,"Ok, what are they?",Dwight,FALSE
4341,2,7,23,First message is: 'I love you'.  That's from me.,Phyllis,FALSE
4342,2,7,23,"Not in a thousand years, Catherine.  We work together.  And get off my desk!",Dwight,FALSE
4343,2,7,24,"Yes, I have acted before.  I was in a production of 'Oklahoma' in the seventh grade.  I played the part of Mutey the Mailman.  They had too many kids, so they made up roles like that.  I was good.",Dwight,FALSE
4344,2,7,25,"If it isn't my old partner, Samuel L. Chang.",Dwight,FALSE
4345,2,7,25,"Agent Michael Scarn, you lost some weight.",Ryan,FALSE
4346,2,7,25,Thank you for noticing.  Now keep me company for one more mission. [Pam gets up to talk to Roy],Dwight,FALSE
4347,2,7,25,"Hey, uh, I have to work late.",Pam,FALSE
4348,2,7,25,[looks around conference room] You're joking right?,Roy,FALSE
4349,2,7,25,Michael Scarn takes out a nine-millimeter gun and shoots the-,Jim,FALSE
4350,2,7,25,Pow! Pow! Pow!,Dwight,FALSE
4351,2,7,25,"Hahaha, Agent Michael Scarn, you so funny.  Word.",Ryan,FALSE
4352,2,7,26,Michael's movie?  Two thumbs down. [Smiles] Heh.,Kevin,FALSE
4353,2,7,27,"A man sitting several seats down, who has a gold face, turns to Michael Scarn. [out of character] Uh... Ooh, Oscar, you wanna play Goldenface?",Jim,FALSE
4354,2,7,27,"Mr. Scarn, perhaps you would be more comfortable in my private jet?",Oscar,FALSE
4355,2,7,27,"Yes, perhaps I would, Goldenface.  Sam, get my luggage.",Dwight,FALSE
4356,2,7,27,"I forget it, brutha.",Ryan,FALSE
4357,2,7,27,"Samuel, you are such an idiot, you are the worst assistant ever.  And you're disgusting, Dwigt. [out of character] Wait, who's Dwigt?",Dwight,FALSE
4358,2,7,28,"Here's what we think happened.  Michael's sidekick, who all through the movie is this complete idiot who's causing the downfall of the United States, was originally named Dwight.  But then Michael changed it to Samuel L. Chang using a search and replace, but that doesn't work on misspelled words, leaving behind one Dwigt.  And Dwight figured it out.  Oops.",Pam,FALSE
4359,2,7,29,D-W-I-G-H-T.,Dwight,FALSE
4360,2,7,30,"Ok, you know what? I am done with this.  That's it, the end.",Dwight,FALSE
4361,2,7,30,"Well, some of us wanna keep reading, so-",Jim,FALSE
4362,2,7,30,"Uh, you don't speak for everyone, Jim. Ok, announcement.  My uncle bought me some fireworks.  Anyone who wants to see a real show, come with me outside now.",Dwight,FALSE
4363,2,7,30,"That's actually a good idea.  We'll all take a brief intermission. [To Pam]  Hey, are you hungry?",Jim,FALSE
4364,2,7,30,Yeah.,Pam,FALSE
4365,2,7,30,Yeah?,Jim,FALSE
4366,2,7,31,"So after watching my mom go through so much pain, I decided to keep that promise, that I made to her, and take care of her.",Christian,FALSE
4367,2,7,31,"Woo, well, this brings us to Jan.  Truth or Dare?  Tell us about your divorce. Ohh, ohh.",Michael,FALSE
4368,2,7,31,"Oh no, Michael, Michael, please.  No, really.",Jan,FALSE
4369,2,7,31,"Oh, so you're not gonna play?  She's not playing.",Michael,FALSE
4370,2,7,31,It's not fair.,Christian,FALSE
4371,2,7,31,She's not playing the game.,Michael,FALSE
4372,2,7,31,We'd been fighting for a while-,Jan,FALSE
4373,2,7,31,Check please.,Michael,FALSE
4374,2,7,31,"He didn't want kids, but I knew that going into it.  But he also knew that I did.  I guess I thought that he would change his mind; he thought that I would change mine.",Jan,FALSE
4375,2,7,31,You didn't.,Christian,FALSE
4376,2,7,31,I was stupid.,Jan,FALSE
4377,2,7,31,No.,Michael and Christian,FALSE
4378,2,7,31,"No, you were not stupid.  Gould was stupid.  Right?",Michael,FALSE
4379,2,7,31,That's right.,Christian,FALSE
4380,2,7,31,You know?,Michael,FALSE
4381,2,7,31,"You were really brave!  You, you put your arms out there, you slit your wrists.",Christian,FALSE
4382,2,7,31,It's true.,Michael,FALSE
4383,2,7,31,"You said 'World, this is my blood!  It's red, just like yours.  So love me!'",Christian,FALSE
4384,2,7,32,"I had plans to meet a friend tonight.  Which I had to cancel.  But this is cool, too. I'm not a complainer.",Jim,FALSE
4385,2,7,33,[Pam lights a candle] Wow.,Jim,FALSE
4386,2,7,33,For the bugs.,Pam,FALSE
4387,2,7,33,"Nice.  That's excellent, because bugs love my famous grilled cheese sandwich.",Jim,FALSE
4388,2,7,33,Yes... nice!  I can't remember the last time someone made me dinner.,Pam,FALSE
4389,2,7,34,Right down the street?,Christian,FALSE
4390,2,7,34,"Uh huh, Kenneth Road, born and raised.  Spent my whole life right here in Lackawanna County and I do not intend on movin'.  I know this place.  I know how many hospitals we have, I know how many schools we have.  It's home, you know?  I know the challenges this county's up against.  Here's the thing about those discount suppliers.  They don't care.  They come in, they undercut everything, and they run us out of business, and then, once we're all gone, they jack up the prices.",Michael,FALSE
4391,2,7,34,I know.,Christian,FALSE
4392,2,7,34,It's bad.,Michael,FALSE
4393,2,7,34,It's terrible.,Christian,FALSE
4394,2,7,34,"It, you know what, it really is.",Michael,FALSE
4395,2,7,34,Uh- [Michael signals for her to shh],Jan,FALSE
4396,2,7,34,"I don't know.  I guess I could give you guys our business, but you have to meet me half way, ok, because they're expecting me to make cuts.",Christian,FALSE
4397,2,7,34,"Well, corporate's gonna go ballistic, but, uh, you think we could Jan?",Michael,FALSE
4398,2,7,35,"So, I guess I'll see you in [looks at watch] ten hours.",Jim,FALSE
4399,2,7,35,What are you going to do with your time off?,Pam,FALSE
4400,2,7,35,Travel.  I've been looking forward to it.  It's gonna be... really nice.  Gonna find myself.,Jim,FALSE
4401,2,7,35,[points to Jim's iPod] You have new music?,Pam,FALSE
4402,2,7,35,Yeah. [Pam puts her hand out for an earbud] Definitely.,Jim,FALSE
4403,2,7,36,[waving to Christian]  See ya.,Michael,FALSE
4404,2,7,36,Bye... thanks. [pumps fist] Yes!,Jan,FALSE
4405,2,7,36,We did it!,Michael,FALSE
4406,2,7,36,We got it!,Jan,FALSE
4407,2,7,36,Nailed it.  Nailed it!  Come here.,Michael,FALSE
4408,2,7,36,I am really- [Michael kisses Jan] Thrilled. [Michael and Jan kiss again] Let's go.,Jan,FALSE
4409,2,7,36,What!?,Michael,FALSE
4410,2,7,36,Let's go.,Jan,FALSE
4411,2,7,36,Goin'. Ok.  Where we goin'?  Doesn't matter.  Goin' to the go go. [nervous laugh] Oh-ok.,Michael,FALSE
4412,2,7,37,[waking up on office couch] Michael?  Michael? [goes into Michael's office]  Michael?  [looks out Michael's window] His car's not in the parking lot.  I should check the accident reports. [taxi pulls into Dunder-Mifflin parking lot] Who's this?  Jan?,Dwight,FALSE
4413,2,7,38,"Morning, Pam.  Hey.",Michael,FALSE
4414,2,7,39,"No, nothing happened.  I-I swear, nothing happened.  What, I'm, totally being serious.  A gentleman does not kiss and tell, and neither do I. [laughs] No, seriously, guys, I'm not, I don't want to go into it at all.  It's off limits.  Fine, I took her back to her hotel and we made out for a little while.  It was great.  I mean she told me about her divorce, we talked for about five hours, she fell asleep on my arm.  So.",Michael,FALSE
4415,2,7,40,"Hello, Dwight.",Michael,FALSE
4416,2,7,40,Did you do her?,Dwight,FALSE
4417,2,7,40,Who.,Michael,FALSE
4418,2,7,40,Jan Levinson-Gould.,Dwight,FALSE
4419,2,7,40,"Uh, no, no, no Gould.",Michael,FALSE
4420,2,7,40,Did you do her?,Dwight,FALSE
4421,2,7,40,This is none of your affair because she is your boss-,Michael,FALSE
4422,2,7,40,And she is your boss.,Dwight,FALSE
4423,2,7,40,"And she is a woman.  She is a strong, soft, thoughtful, sexy woman.  And you know what?  I don't think that I can sit here and let you talk about her that way without me defending her honor. [to camera]  Jan, I defend your honor.  [to Dwight]  Is that all?",Michael,FALSE
4424,2,7,41,Jan didn't come back for her car last night.,Jim,FALSE
4425,2,7,41,What!?,Pam,FALSE
4426,2,7,41,Could it be that Agent Michael Scarn has finally found his Catherine Zeta?,Jim,FALSE
4427,2,7,41,"Oh, I don't know... [Jim laughs, phone rings] Oh my God.  This is Jan's cell.",Pam,FALSE
4428,2,7,41,No way.,Jim,FALSE
4429,2,7,41,"Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam.",Pam,FALSE
4430,2,7,42,"I know we have to register as a consensual sexual relationship with HR.  My question: do I do it as the man?  Does she do it as my superior?  I don't know.  That leads to other issues that we may have in our relationship.  It's, uh, [phone rings] Excuse me.  Hello?  Hi!  Just talking about you.  The camera?  No.  Uh huh.  How's traffic?  I miss you.  What.  Ok.  Well, if it was a mistake, it was a wonderful mistake.  No. [to camera]  Would you excuse me? [to Jan] No, I did not intentionally get you drunk. Um hmm.  No, no. [goes under his desk] This is just a fight. This is just a first fight of many fights we're gonna have.  Right.  No.  Wha-so-I don't understand, you wanna see other people.  Only other people.  Wh-why, ok, I think you're still a little bit drunk [to camera which is now under desk] Excuse me?  Excuse me?!  [to Jan] I think you're, yes, why don't you just come back here, go to the hotel, have a few drinks and-no, no.  I didn't slip you something!",Michael,FALSE
4431,2,7,43,Some might even say that we had our first date last night.,Jim,FALSE
4432,2,7,43,"Oh, really?",Pam,FALSE
4433,2,7,43,Really.,Jim,FALSE
4434,2,7,43,Why might some say that?,Pam,FALSE
4435,2,7,43,"Cause there was dinner, by candlelight.",Jim,FALSE
4436,2,7,43,Uh hmm.,Pam,FALSE
4437,2,7,43,"Dinner and a show, if you include Michael's movie. [Pam nods reluctantly]  And there was dancing and fireworks.  Pretty good date.",Jim,FALSE
4438,2,7,43,We didn't dance.,Pam,FALSE
4439,2,7,43,"You're right, we didn't dance.  It was more like, swaying.  But still romantic.",Jim,FALSE
4440,2,7,43,Swaying isn't dancing.,Pam,FALSE
4441,2,7,43,Least I didn't leave you at a high school hockey game.,Jim,FALSE
4442,2,7,43,I have some faxes to get out.,Pam,FALSE
4443,2,7,43,"Oh, come on, Pam.  I-",Jim,FALSE
4444,2,7,44,"Ok, we didn't dance.  I was totally joking anyway.  I mean, it's not really a date if the girl goes home to her fiance.  Right?",Jim,FALSE
4445,2,7,45,Have you ever heard of Doctor David Friendly?,Michael,TRUE
4446,2,7,45,Hmm...,Pam,TRUE
4447,2,7,45,"Doctor David Friendly's Egg Yolk Diet.  It's, it's kind of unique.  It's just, my diet the last couple months has consisted mostly of eggs yolks and cottage cheese.  And, um, what you do, you don't just have the egg yolks, it's not like a Rocky thing.  You do like hard boiled eggs and I got one a those melon ballers [shot of Michael peeling boiled egg] and I, it's just like a little ice cream scoop, and I just scoop out the middle of the egg and just pop it in my mouth.  I don't even, I don't even use a plate anymore.  Uh, the first couple weeks I did, but you know what, boom, I keep a melon baller in my desk so if I have a hard boiled egg [Jenna breaks as Pam and laughs] I know, I know!  But you know what?  It's perfect.  I know it sounds ridiculous, it sounds ridiculous, but you know what?  Dr. David Friendly, he came up with this thing.  The guy, I think he was like four hundred pounds when he started, and he started with this... I, well, the melon baller was my idea.",Michael,TRUE
4448,2,7,46,Most of that is good.,Kevin,TRUE
4449,2,7,46,"[throwing away food from the fridge] Not today, Kevin.  Cannot be around carbs today.  You know what one loaf of bread would do to my abs?",Michael,TRUE
4450,2,7,47,"I'm almost there, so we should have plenty of time to go over the presentation.",Jan,TRUE
4451,2,7,47,Uh huh.,Michael,TRUE
4452,2,7,47,"And, uh, hmm, excuse me, I've also confirmed the meeting this afternoon at four p.m.",Jan,TRUE
4453,2,7,47,Conflict!,Michael,TRUE
4454,2,7,47,What?,Jan,TRUE
4455,2,7,47,I have a conflict with that.,Michael,TRUE
4456,2,7,47,What do you mean?,Jan,TRUE
4457,2,7,47,"Uh, I have a pajama party.  At the Playboy Mansion.  With the bunnies.",Michael,TRUE
4458,2,7,47,Michael.  I need you to take this seriously.,Jan,TRUE
4459,2,7,47,I can't get out of it!,Michael,TRUE
4460,2,7,47,Michael-,Jan,TRUE
4461,2,7,47,"Ok, alright.",Michael,TRUE
4462,2,7,47,Are you hearing me?,Jan,TRUE
4463,2,7,47,"I'm hearing you, meeting confirmed.",Michael,TRUE
4464,2,7,47,This is a very important-,Jan,TRUE
4465,2,7,47,"Meeting confirmed.  Would you like your confirmation number?  Please grab a pen, because I will only be repeating this once.",Michael,TRUE
4466,2,7,47,[sighs] I'll see you in ten minutes.,Jan,TRUE
4467,2,7,47,42897.  Ok.,Michael,TRUE
4468,2,7,48,"What is a closer?  A closer is a sales term for someone who always gets the job done.  And that is me.  A B C, always be closing.  Glen Garry, Glen Ross.  'Hey, gimme the Glen Ross leads.'  'No way, they're just for closers.'  'Do you know who you're talking to?' 'I'm Michael Scott.'  'Really?  Well, take any lead you want.'  'No thanks, I don't need 'em.'  Because I have a client list [taps screen] right here in my computer.  [sighs] So suck on that.",Michael,TRUE
4469,2,7,49,Hey.,Jim,TRUE
4470,2,7,49,Hi.,Pam,TRUE
4471,2,7,49,What are you doing?,Jim,TRUE
4472,2,7,49,"I don't know, I think I was just staring at my desk.",Pam,TRUE
4473,2,7,49,Really?  Do you wanna get back to that?  I could go.  I should go.,Jim,TRUE
4474,2,7,49,"Yeah, do you mind leaving?",Pam,TRUE
4475,2,7,49,"No, not at all.",Jim,TRUE
4476,2,7,49,It's very important.,Pam,TRUE
4477,2,7,49,Uh hmm.,Jim,TRUE
4478,2,7,49,Thank you.,Pam,TRUE
4479,2,7,49,Sure.,Jim,TRUE
4480,2,7,50,Do you think they'll get the account. [Stanley stares at her] How come you never answer me?,Phyllis,TRUE
4481,2,7,50,"I'm sorry, Phyllis.  No, I don't think they'll get the account.",Stanley,TRUE
4482,2,7,51,"[reading screenplay] Bullets are flying everywhere.  Ooo, wait, last page, big finish.  Here we go. Agent Michael Scarn kicks open the plane door with a karate chop.",Jim,TRUE
4483,2,7,51,A kick and a chop are two totally different things.,Dwight,TRUE
4484,2,7,51,"Well, it's just a movie, Dwigt.",Jim,TRUE
4485,2,7,51,It doesn't make any sense.,Dwight,TRUE
4486,2,7,51,"Yeah, now it doesn't make any sense.",Oscar,TRUE
4487,2,7,51,Don't jump Agent Scarn! There are no parachutes!,Ryan,TRUE
4488,2,7,51,"Just then, Agent Chang gets a bullet in the head.",Jim,TRUE
4489,2,7,51,Oh! So close to retirement.,Pam,TRUE
4490,2,7,51,"Another bullets heads towards Agent Michael Scarn, but he jumps out of the plane without a parachute.",Jim,TRUE
4491,2,7,51,Is that it?,Ryan,TRUE
4492,2,7,51,"Yup, I guess so.",Jim,TRUE
4493,2,7,51,Does he die?,Phyllis,TRUE
4494,2,7,51,I sincerely doubt it.,Pam,TRUE
4495,2,7,51,"I have to say, I think this is a terrible movie.",Angela,TRUE
4496,2,7,52,"What was my worst first date?  Umm.  It was a couple of years ago.  It was a lunch date, actually, it was right down here, at Cugino's.  And we had just met, and we really hit it off, it was, it was kinda nice.  Umm, huh.  And, uh, then, as it turned out, it wasn't even a date, because she was actually in love with someone else.  So, best first date is also my worst first date.  Oddly enough.",Jim,TRUE
4497,2,8,1,[bouncing on an exercise ball] You should get one of these.,Dwight,FALSE
4498,2,8,1,No.  Thank you.,Jim,FALSE
4499,2,8,1,Do you even know what this is?  It is a fitness orb and it has completely changed my life.  Forget everything you thought you knew about ab workouts.,Dwight,FALSE
4500,2,8,1,Done.,Jim,FALSE
4501,2,8,1,This ab workout is specifically designed to strengthen your core. [knocks things around Jim's desk] Sorry.,Dwight,FALSE
4502,2,8,1,S'ok.,Jim,FALSE
4503,2,8,1,"Numerous health benefits, strengthens your back, better performance in sports, more enjoyable sex.",Dwight,FALSE
4504,2,8,1,You're not having sex.,Jim,FALSE
4505,2,8,1,"Plus, improves your reflexes [knocks over more stuff] see, I would have caught that.",Dwight,FALSE
4506,2,8,1,"Ok, you know what, uh, how much is that?",Jim,FALSE
4507,2,8,1,It's only twenty-five bucks.,Dwight,FALSE
4508,2,8,1,"Wow.  Um, ok. [pops Dwight's orb with scissors]",Jim,FALSE
4509,2,8,2,"Pam, could I see you in my office?",Michael,FALSE
4510,2,8,3,"It's performance review day, company-wide.  Last year, my performance review started with Michael asking me what my hopes and dreams were, and it ended with him telling me he could bench-press 190 pounds.  So, I don't really know what to expect.",Pam,FALSE
4511,2,8,4,"Pam, you're trustworthy-",Michael,FALSE
4512,2,8,4,Thank you.,Pam,FALSE
4513,2,8,4,And a woman-,Michael,FALSE
4514,2,8,4,"Oh, no.",Pam,FALSE
4515,2,8,4,"And I want you to listen to a voicemail from my boss. [Jan on recording] 'Michael, it's Jan. I guess I missed you.  I'll, uh, be there this afternoon for performance reviews.  I hope it's understood that that will be our only topic of discussion. See you soon.'  First impressions?",Michael,FALSE
4516,2,8,4,"Uh, just off the top... I think she'll be here this afternoon.",Pam,FALSE
4517,2,8,5,"My boss is coming in today, the lovely Jan Levinson-Gould will, well, no Gould. The Gould has been [makes slashing neck hand motion] swack, divorced.  Um, the awkward part is that this will be the first time that we'll be seeing each other since, well, uh, it was really nothing.  We just sort of got caught up in the moment.  The vulnerable divorcee gives herself to the understanding, with rugged good-looks, office manager.  Just, uh, she didn't want it to continue for some reason.  It, we both, I didn't want it, we both didn't want it to continue.  Was not professional.  Um, when people say something's mutual, it never is.  But this was mutual.",Michael,FALSE
4518,2,8,6,"[playing Jan's message] 'I guess I missed you.' I guess I missed you.  So, she misses me?",Michael,FALSE
4519,2,8,6,She missed you.,Pam,FALSE
4520,2,8,6,"But then she goes on to say 'that will be our only topic of discussion'.  That doesn't mean anything, those are just words.",Michael,FALSE
4521,2,8,6,I have one idea of what it means.,Pam,FALSE
4522,2,8,6,"Ok. Yeah, what, what?",Michael,FALSE
4523,2,8,6,Well I don't think you're gonna be very happy with this.,Pam,FALSE
4524,2,8,6,"Ohhh, great.  Well, now I'm in a terrible mood.  Let's do your performance review-",Michael,FALSE
4525,2,8,6,"Because she's conflicted.  She has to be professional, but she's fighting feelings... for you.",Pam,FALSE
4526,2,8,6,"Ah, why, that's great news?   That, that, then why would, why would I not like that?",Michael,FALSE
4527,2,8,6,"Um, just cause, that, you work together, and it might be awkward.",Pam,FALSE
4528,2,8,6,"Oh, wow, wow.  Alright, let's listen to that again. [plays Jan's message] 'Michael, it's Jan.  I guess I missed you'.",Michael,FALSE
4529,2,8,7,"Oh, hey, listen, Jim.  Here's a little tip for your performance review.",Dwight,FALSE
4530,2,8,7,Ok.,Jim,FALSE
4531,2,8,7,Tell Michael that we should be stocking more of the double-tabbed manila file folders.,Dwight,FALSE
4532,2,8,7,We don't have double-tabbed manila file folders.,Jim,FALSE
4533,2,8,7,"Oh, yes, we do.",Dwight,FALSE
4534,2,8,7,"No, we don't.",Jim,FALSE
4535,2,8,7,"Yeah, it's a new product.  So, you should just suggest that to him and he'll be sure to give you a raise.",Dwight,FALSE
4536,2,8,7,"Alright... well, I'm not asking for a raise. I'm gonna actually be asking for a pay decrease.",Jim,FALSE
4537,2,8,7,"Uh, that is so stupid.  What if he gives it to you?",Dwight,FALSE
4538,2,8,7,I win.,Jim,FALSE
4539,2,8,7,"Ugh, you know what?  I am going to zone you out for the rest of today.  I need to stay focused, and I don't have to see you tomorrow or Sunday and please don't call me, and we'll see how things go on Monday.  Uh, stupid.",Dwight,FALSE
4540,2,8,7,"Wait, wait; one thing.  Uh, by tomorrow, you mean Saturday, right?",Jim,FALSE
4541,2,8,7,"Uh, duh.",Dwight,FALSE
4542,2,8,7,Duh.,Jim,FALSE
4543,2,8,8,Today is Thursday.  But Dwight thinks that it's Friday.  And that's what I'll be working on this afternoon.,Jim,FALSE
4544,2,8,9,Sometimes women say more in their pauses than they say in their words.,Stanley,FALSE
4545,2,8,9,Really?,Michael,FALSE
4546,2,8,9,"Oh, yes.  Let's listen to it again.  And this time, really listen to the pauses.",Stanley,FALSE
4547,2,8,9,"God, Stanley, that's frickin' brilliant. How do you know that?  Did you learn that on the streets?  Sorry.",Michael,FALSE
4548,2,8,9,"Oh, no, that's ok.  I did learn it on the streets.  On the ghetto, in fact.",Stanley,FALSE
4549,2,8,9,No kidding.,Michael,FALSE
4550,2,8,10,It's all about my bonus.,Stanley,FALSE
4551,2,8,11,Michael and Jan definitely made out.,Pam,FALSE
4552,2,8,11,Ohh...,Jim,FALSE
4553,2,8,11,Maybe more.,Pam,FALSE
4554,2,8,11,"Eck!... Oh! Also, it is Thursday, but Dwight thinks it's Friday.  So, keep that goin'.",Jim,FALSE
4555,2,8,11,"Oh, yea!",Pam,FALSE
4556,2,8,12,"Good work, Stanley. Great performance review.  Stanley in the house, everybody.  Woo!  Angela, your turn.",Michael,FALSE
4557,2,8,13,I actually look forward to performance reviews.  I did the youth beauty pageant circuit.  And I enjoyed that quite a bit.  I really enjoy being judged.  I believe I hold up very well to even severe scrutiny.,Angela,FALSE
4558,2,8,14,Michael?,Pam,FALSE
4559,2,8,14,Yeah?,Michael,FALSE
4560,2,8,14,Jan's on the phone for you.,Pam,FALSE
4561,2,8,14,"Oh; Angela, you were totally satisfactory this year.",Michael,FALSE
4562,2,8,15,Interesting.  Jan is calling me.  Maybe it wasn't so mutual after all. [puts Jan on speakerphone] Yeah?,Michael,FALSE
4563,2,8,15,Michael.,Jan,FALSE
4564,2,8,15,Jan!  To what do I owe this pleasure?,Michael,FALSE
4565,2,8,15,I am returning your many calls.,Jan,FALSE
4566,2,8,15,"Well, hello to you, too.  Um, yeah, I was just um, I just wanted to get some closure on uh, what transpired between us at the meeting we had in the parking lot of the Chili's.",Michael,FALSE
4567,2,8,15,"No. No, we won't be discussing that, Michael.  The only things I wanna talk about during your performance review are your concrete ideas to improve your branch.",Jan,FALSE
4568,2,8,15,"Well, surely this uh, review is a formality because of what happened uh, at our meeting in the parking lot of Chili's.",Michael,FALSE
4569,2,8,15,"Uh, your review is anything but a formality, Michael.",Jan,FALSE
4570,2,8,15,Oh.,Michael,FALSE
4571,2,8,15,I expect you to forget anything that you think may have happened between us and exhibit completely professional behavior.,Jan,FALSE
4572,2,8,15,Been thinking about you.,Michael,FALSE
4573,2,8,15,"Ok, that is an example of completely unprofessional behavior.",Jan,FALSE
4574,2,8,15,"Um, I don't see how that's unprofessional. Just-",Michael,FALSE
4575,2,8,15,Michael.,Jan,FALSE
4576,2,8,15,Yep.,Michael,FALSE
4577,2,8,15,Are the cameras with you...,Jan,FALSE
4578,2,8,15,No.,Michael,FALSE
4579,2,8,15,...in your office?,Jan,FALSE
4580,2,8,15,"They are not.  Yes, they are. [Jan hangs up]  That's my girlfriend.",Michael,FALSE
4581,2,8,16,I heard they made out and had sex.,Kevin,FALSE
4582,2,8,16,"No, they just made out.  That's it.",Oscar,FALSE
4583,2,8,16,"Well, I heard they made out",Kevin,FALSE
4584,2,8,16,Don't talk about it.  Office romances are nobody's business but the people involved.,Angela,FALSE
4585,2,8,16,Romances?,Kevin,FALSE
4586,2,8,17,"Pam, I have ideas on a daily basis. I know I do.  I have a clear memory of telling people my ideas.  Um, is there any chance you wrote any of my ideas down?  In a folder?  A 'Michael-idea' folder?",Michael,FALSE
4587,2,8,17,Sorry.,Pam,FALSE
4588,2,8,17,That's unfortunate.  How 'bout the suggestion box?  There's tons of ideas in there.,Michael,FALSE
4589,2,8,17,What suggestion box?,Pam,FALSE
4590,2,8,17,"The suggestion box that I put out, and people could be put in suggestions anonymously?  Maybe there's prizes?",Michael,FALSE
4591,2,8,17,"Oh, yeah. Uh, I think I remember that from back from when I first started.",Pam,FALSE
4592,2,8,17,"Why don't you find it and tell people to get theirs... never mind, I'll tell them.  Hello, everybody?  Yeah, uh, attention, please.  Jan Levinson's coming, very soon, and so, we're going to have our weekly suggestion box meeting, so you can all get your constructive compliments in a.s.a.p.",Michael,FALSE
4593,2,8,17,Don't you mean constructive criticism?,Ryan,FALSE
4594,2,8,17,What did I say?,Michael,FALSE
4595,2,8,17,You said 'constructive complements'; that doesn't make any sense.,Kelly,FALSE
4596,2,8,17,"Well, Kelly, that was neither constructive nor a compliment, so maybe you should stop criticizing my English and start making some suggestions. 'K?",Michael,FALSE
4597,2,8,18,"[on phone] Hey, Dan, this is Jim, and it is about 11:15, and I wanted to know what you were up to tomorrow, which is the fifteenth, and that is a...",Jim,FALSE
4598,2,8,18,Saturday.,Dwight,FALSE
4599,2,8,18,"[pumps fist] ...Saturday, so just let me know what you're doing tomorrow, Saturday, for lunch. Ok, talk to you soon.",Jim,FALSE
4600,2,8,19,"[on phone]  We'll address this in the meeting then. Ok. Ok, bye-bye. [to Pam]  Could you please tell Michael that I'm here?",Jan,FALSE
4601,2,8,19,Sure.,Pam,FALSE
4602,2,8,19,"Hi, Jan.  How are you?",Michael,FALSE
4603,2,8,19,I'm good; how are you?,Jan,FALSE
4604,2,8,19,Good to see you.,Michael,FALSE
4605,2,8,19,Nice to see you.,Jan,FALSE
4606,2,8,19,"Ok. [tries to kiss Jan's hand] Ok, why don't we just step into my office?  We're gonna go in here.",Michael,FALSE
4607,2,8,19,Can we please go in your office?,Jan,FALSE
4608,2,8,19,"Yep, right after you.  Apres-vous. [mouths to Pam] No calls.",Michael,FALSE
4609,2,8,19,Oooo.,Kevin,FALSE
4610,2,8,20,Alright [takes Jan's coat].,Michael,FALSE
4611,2,8,20,Thank you.,Jan,FALSE
4612,2,8,20,It's nice to see you.,Michael,FALSE
4613,2,8,20,"Nice to see you too, Michael.",Jan,FALSE
4614,2,8,20,Really?,Michael,FALSE
4615,2,8,20,Not like that.,Jan,FALSE
4616,2,8,20,"Oh, well.",Michael,FALSE
4617,2,8,20,"You know Michael, I think I need to make something clear right off the top.  I'm not going to discuss anything with you other than Dunder-Mifflin business.",Jan,FALSE
4618,2,8,20,Alright.,Michael,FALSE
4619,2,8,20,Period.,Jan,FALSE
4620,2,8,20,Yep.,Michael,FALSE
4621,2,8,20,Do we understand each other.,Jan,FALSE
4622,2,8,20,Absolutely.,Michael,FALSE
4623,2,8,21,"I'm a little confused.  'Cause first it's all like kissy-kissy.  And then it's like all regret.  Because 'Oh, I regret that.'  But, 'Wait, I'm still gonna call you.'  But, but, 'We're just gonna talk business.  And I may come down and fire you if you don't do your job.'  But what were talking about when we first kissed?  Business.",Michael,FALSE
4624,2,8,22,So are you still in the middle of the performance reviews then?,Jan,FALSE
4625,2,8,22,"No, no, no, I finished all of that.  I'm very fast.  I'm not too fast.  Not like wham-bam-thank ya ma'am.  But I do say thank ya ma'am.  But, I'm, I'm not like wham-bam.  Not that there's anything wrong with wham-bam.  If it's consensual.  [cold Jan stare]  We're talking about office stuff.  Can I ask you a question?",Michael,FALSE
4626,2,8,22,No.,Jan,FALSE
4627,2,8,22,"This is a business question. It's nothing personal, I promise.",Michael,FALSE
4628,2,8,22,Fine.,Jan,FALSE
4629,2,8,22,Are you wearing a new perfume today?,Michael,FALSE
4630,2,8,22,How is that a business question?,Jan,FALSE
4631,2,8,22,"Well, you're wearing it at the office. And [smells Jan] it, I'm sorry, but no offense, but it's really sexy.",Michael,FALSE
4632,2,8,22,"Please don't smell me, Michael.",Jan,FALSE
4633,2,8,23,"Hey, Jim.",Pam,FALSE
4634,2,8,23,"Hey, how's it goin'?",Jim,FALSE
4635,2,8,23,"Oh my God, did you see 'The Apprentice' last night?",Pam,FALSE
4636,2,8,23,"Course, it's on every Thursday night, so how could I miss it?",Jim,FALSE
4637,2,8,23,Can you believe who Trump fired?,Pam,FALSE
4638,2,8,23,"No, that was unbelievable.",Jim,FALSE
4639,2,8,23,Who?  Who was it?  Who did he fire?,Dwight,FALSE
4640,2,8,23,You didn't see it?,Pam,FALSE
4641,2,8,23,"No, I went out and got drunk with my laser tag team last night.  Crap!  I never go out on a Thursday night; what the hell was I thinking?",Dwight,FALSE
4642,2,8,24,"I don't understand- [phone rings] Hold on.  Sorry. [answers]  Yes, Pam.",Michael,FALSE
4643,2,8,24,"Michael, it's time for the suggestion box meeting.",Pam,FALSE
4644,2,8,24,I'm kind of in the middle of something. I wish you wouldn't interrupt.,Michael,FALSE
4645,2,8,24,You told me to buzz you about the suggestion box meeting when Jan was here.,Pam,FALSE
4646,2,8,24,"I did not, not, not use those words.",Michael,FALSE
4647,2,8,24,"Uh, I'd like to sit in on that meeting [to Pam] is it happening right now?",Jan,FALSE
4648,2,8,24,"No, it's in like ten minutes.",Michael,FALSE
4649,2,8,24,Everyone's waiting in the conference room.,Pam,FALSE
4650,2,8,24,Great.  Very good.,Jan,FALSE
4651,2,8,25,"Why are we here?  Because I value your opinions.  Now, I know a lot of don't think that I read your suggestions, but I do.  I just sift through them every week and I really look and scrutinize to see what you guys are writing.  Um, so, let's, uh, just read some of these suckers.  Alright.  Number one: 'What should we do to prepare for Y2K?'",Michael,FALSE
4652,2,8,25,What should we do to prepare for Y2K?,Dwight,FALSE
4653,2,8,25,I thought you read these every week.,Kelly,FALSE
4654,2,8,25,"Well, obviously this one got stuck in the box. [to Jan] That happens occasionally.",Michael,FALSE
4655,2,8,25,It happens occasionally.,Dwight,FALSE
4656,2,8,25,"And, um, one down.  Next suggestion: 'we need better outreach for employees fighting depression'.  Ok, alright, enough with the jokes.  Nobody in here is suffering from depression.",Michael,FALSE
4657,2,8,25,"That sounds serious, Michael.",Jan,FALSE
4658,2,8,25,"Oh, ok, well, yeah, who wrote it?",Michael,FALSE
4659,2,8,25,Tom?,Dwight,FALSE
4660,2,8,25,Tom.  Then it is a joke because there is nobody in here named Tom.,Michael,FALSE
4661,2,8,25,Tom?  He worked in accounting up until about a year ago. [blank stares] Tom? [acts like she's shooting herself in the head] Pow.,Phyllis,FALSE
4662,2,8,25,"Oh, that guy?  That guy was weird.  Alright, next suggestion.",Michael,FALSE
4663,2,8,25,Next suggestion.,Dwight,FALSE
4664,2,8,25,"Arrr, dooby dooby do. 'You need to do something about your B.O.'",Michael,FALSE
4665,2,8,25,You need to do something about your B.O.,Dwight,FALSE
4666,2,8,25,"Ok, I don't know who this suggestion is meant for, but it's more of a personal suggestion and it's not an office suggestion.  Far be it for me to use this as a platform to embarrass anybody.",Michael,FALSE
4667,2,8,25,Aren't the suggestions meant for you?,Toby,FALSE
4668,2,8,25,"Well, Toby, if by me you are inferring that I have B.O., then I would say that is a very poor choice of words.",Michael,FALSE
4669,2,8,25,"Uh, Michael, he wasn't inferring, he was implying.  You were inferring.",Creed,FALSE
4670,2,8,25,"Was I, Creed?!  Ok, well, you know what? I am implying is that when we're on an elevator together, I should maybe take the stairs, because talk about stank.  Not that I would ever say something like that in public, and I never have, and I never will. I just think it's something that we should all be aware of.  Ok?  Now that we've learned this, let's continue.  See, this is good, we're learning and we're figuring some stuff out.  'You need to do something about your coffee breath'-",Michael,FALSE
4671,2,8,25,You need-,Dwight,FALSE
4672,2,8,25,Ok.,Michael,FALSE
4673,2,8,25,To do something about-,Dwight,FALSE
4674,2,8,25,"Shut up, shut up, shut up, Dwight, OK. I don't think you people are grasping the concept of the suggestion box.",Michael,FALSE
4675,2,8,25,Sometimes you talk to us real close.,Angela,FALSE
4676,2,8,25,"Yeah, is that hard for you?  Alright, well-",Michael,FALSE
4677,2,8,25,"Well, when you have coffee breath-",Angela,FALSE
4678,2,8,25,I'll work on that-,Michael,FALSE
4679,2,8,25,It's hard.,Angela,FALSE
4680,2,8,25,"Let's keep going.  Keep it going.  Yep.  What do we have here?  We have somebody's piece of gum.  Somebody put a piece of gum in there.  This is not a, a garbage can, this is the future of our company.  This is not a place for gum.  I don't wanna have to read these tomorrow.",Michael,FALSE
4681,2,8,25,"Yeah, who wants to come in on a Saturday?",Dwight,FALSE
4682,2,8,25,"Yeah, what? Uh, alright, next suggestion.",Michael,FALSE
4683,2,8,25,Next suggestion.,Dwight,FALSE
4684,2,8,25,"Don't sl-', ok, that's blank [Dwight picks up note] Don't, just put it-",Michael,FALSE
4685,2,8,25,Don't sleep with your boss'? Do you think this is referring to you boning Jan?,Dwight,FALSE
4686,2,8,26,"I can't, I can't-",Jan,FALSE
4687,2,8,26,I don't understand why you're so upset.,Michael,FALSE
4688,2,8,26,Please sit down.,Jan,FALSE
4689,2,8,26,Let me ask you-,Michael,FALSE
4690,2,8,26,You're gonna sit here and I'm gonna go sit over there.,Jan,FALSE
4691,2,8,26,"Ok, let me ask you this.",Michael,FALSE
4692,2,8,26,"Please, sit yourself down.",Jan,FALSE
4693,2,8,26,Let me ask you something.,Michael,FALSE
4694,2,8,26,"What, Michael.",Jan,FALSE
4695,2,8,26,Where did you get your outfit?,Michael,FALSE
4696,2,8,27,[loud metal music playing in a stairwell; Dwight pacing] You are giving me this raise!  I deserve this raise! [plays air guitar] Yes! [kicks] Yes! Yes! Hiya!  The least you can do is keep my salary consistent with inflation! Keeya eyah!  Yes!  Why are you gonna give me this raise?  Why?  Because... I'm awesome! I am awesome!,Dwight,FALSE
4697,2,8,28,I just don't understand why you have to pretend like nothing happened.,Michael,FALSE
4698,2,8,28,"Because nothing did, Michael.  It, I'm not going to say anything more about it, and I would advise that you do the same",Jan,FALSE
4699,2,8,28,Look-,Michael,FALSE
4700,2,8,28,Michael?,Dwight,FALSE
4701,2,8,28,Oh my God...,Michael,FALSE
4702,2,8,28,"I'm sorry, am I interrupting?  Oh God; were you guys making out?",Dwight,FALSE
4703,2,8,28,"No, Dwight; come in.",Jan,FALSE
4704,2,8,28,Great.,Dwight,FALSE
4705,2,8,28,What do you want Dwight?,Michael,FALSE
4706,2,8,28,I am ready for my performance review.,Dwight,FALSE
4707,2,8,28,"Ok, great.  Your performance has been adequate.  You may leave; goodbye.",Michael,FALSE
4708,2,8,28,"Is this how you've been conducting all the reviews, Michael?",Jan,FALSE
4709,2,8,28,"You wanna talk now, good; OK, Dwight, leave.",Michael,FALSE
4710,2,8,28,"Uh, wait, I would like to discuss my raise?",Dwight,FALSE
4711,2,8,28,Why on earth would we give you a raise?,Michael,FALSE
4712,2,8,28,"That is an excellent question. Thank you for asking.  Let me bring up one word: dedication. [points to graphs] I have never been late.  Also, I have never missed a day due to illness. [Michael sighs] Even when I had walking pneumonia.  I even come in on holidays.",Dwight,FALSE
4713,2,8,28,You do?  How do you get in?,Michael,FALSE
4714,2,8,28,I have a copy of your key.,Dwight,FALSE
4715,2,8,28,That's a serious offense!,Jan,FALSE
4716,2,8,28,That is a serious offense. Very serious.  As is toying with a man's heart.,Michael,FALSE
4717,2,8,28,"Oh! Michael, for God sakes!",Jan,FALSE
4718,2,8,28,I'd also further like to talk about my merits in the workplace.,Dwight,FALSE
4719,2,8,28,"Ok, third wheel, why don't you do that?",Michael,FALSE
4720,2,8,28,"For instance, the time I brought in deer jerky for the whole office.",Dwight,FALSE
4721,2,8,28,"That was deer!? Gross, oh!",Michael,FALSE
4722,2,8,28,You liked it!,Dwight,FALSE
4723,2,8,28,"Oh, did not!",Michael,FALSE
4724,2,8,28,"Jan, have you ever had deer?",Dwight,FALSE
4725,2,8,28,No.,Jan,FALSE
4726,2,8,28,"It's a delicacy.  And you know what?  It's an aphrodisiac.  So when we're done here, you guys could go over to The Antler Lodge, sample some deer and talk about my raise.",Dwight,FALSE
4727,2,8,28,"What do you say, Jan?",Michael,FALSE
4728,2,8,28,"Ok! Here's what I'm gonna do: I'm gonna step outside, collect my thoughts, and I will return in about ten minutes.",Jan,FALSE
4729,2,8,28,"Ok. You just, uh, clear your head.",Michael,FALSE
4730,2,8,28,"[Dwight opens door] Thank you, Dwight.",Jan,FALSE
4731,2,8,29,"Look, I know it's your job, I know you have to ask, but I promise you, I'm not gonna discuss it with him, I'm certainly not gonna discuss it with you.  [digs a cigarette out of her purse] Do you have a light?",Jan,FALSE
4732,2,8,30,"And in conclusion, I think that Lex Luthor said it best when he said 'Dad, you have no idea what I'm capable of'.",Dwight,FALSE
4733,2,8,30,That's from Superman?,Michael,FALSE
4734,2,8,30,"Smallville.  And that is why, I feel, that I deserve this raise.",Dwight,FALSE
4735,2,8,31,Do you think Michael and Jan actually...,Pam,FALSE
4736,2,8,31,"I don't really wanna picture it.  But thank you, Pam.",Jim,FALSE
4737,2,8,31,How do you come back from that?,Pam,FALSE
4738,2,8,31,"Um, you don't, I don't think, come all the way back, you know.  Especially working together.",Jim,FALSE
4739,2,8,31,"No, I mean doing that with Michael. How do you come back from that?",Pam,FALSE
4740,2,8,31,Oh-,Jim,FALSE
4741,2,8,31,As a human being.,Pam,FALSE
4742,2,8,31,"Yeah, no, I don't think you can.",Jim,FALSE
4743,2,8,32,I'm heading back to New York; Alan and I will conduct your performance review over the phone tomorrow.,Jan,FALSE
4744,2,8,32,Wait.,Michael,FALSE
4745,2,8,32,K?,Jan,FALSE
4746,2,8,32,"Wait, wait, wait, come, I just, I just wanna know why?",Michael,FALSE
4747,2,8,32,"Michael, now is not the time or the place.",Jan,FALSE
4748,2,8,32,"Ok, so you're saying that there is a different time or place?",Michael,FALSE
4749,2,8,32,"No, I am saying we are never having this conversation.",Jan,FALSE
4750,2,8,32,"Well, ok, well never as in 'never ever ever', or never as in there's still a chance?",Michael,FALSE
4751,2,8,32,"Never, for me, always means 'never ever ever.'",Jan,FALSE
4752,2,8,32,"I just want to know, from the horse's mouth, what is the dealio?",Michael,FALSE
4753,2,8,32,"Michael, it has nothing-",Jan,FALSE
4754,2,8,32,Am I too short?,Michael,FALSE
4755,2,8,32,"With your looks, ok?  It's your personality.  I mean, you're obnoxious, and rude, and, and, and stupid, and you do have coffee breath, by the way, and, and I don't agree about the b.o., but you are very, very inconsiderate.",Jan,FALSE
4756,2,8,32,Really?,Michael,FALSE
4757,2,8,32,"Really.  You're, you're, you're a great guy, ok?",Jan,FALSE
4758,2,8,32,"I appreciate that, thank you.",Michael,FALSE
4759,2,8,32,"And you were very sweet, and you stayed up with me and talked with me, cried with me, and I appreciate that-",Jan,FALSE
4760,2,8,32,"No, I wasn't, I didn't cry-",Michael,FALSE
4761,2,8,32,"At this time in my life.  I just am not in the place right now where I'm looking for a relationship, so we can still work together, we can still be friends but... ok?",Jan,FALSE
4762,2,8,32,So my looks have nothing to do with it?,Michael,FALSE
4763,2,8,32,"Ohhh, God.",Jan,FALSE
4764,2,8,33,Jan is not in a place where she feels she can have a relationship right now.  And it doesn't matter how great a guy I am.  And that is all I needed; I'm good.  I can go home now.,Michael,FALSE
4765,2,8,34,"Hey, it's 12:20; where the hell's Dwight?",Michael,FALSE
4766,2,8,34,Ummm... no idea.,Jim,FALSE
4767,2,8,34,"Never missed a day, my ass.",Michael,FALSE
4768,2,8,34,[Jim bows to Pam; she bows back] Thank you.,Pam,FALSE
4769,2,8,35,[running through parking lot] I'm here! I'm here! I'm here! It's ok!,Dwight,FALSE
4770,2,8,36,"Oscar, I'm ready for you.",Michael,TRUE
4771,2,8,37,"Today is performance-review day, company-wide, and I'm a little concerned about my review. I exceeded my sick days and my personal days because I just couldn't take it. And I don't have a good answer for him, when he asks me.",Oscar,FALSE
4772,2,8,38,So...,Michael,FALSE
4773,2,8,38,"Michael, I don't know what to say.",Oscar,FALSE
4774,2,8,38,"Um, you're in accounting...",Michael,FALSE
4775,2,8,38,"Yes, I'm in accounting and I'm sorry and all the extra days. I know I passed my limit.",Oscar,FALSE
4776,2,8,38,"So, good, good, good. Something to work toward, being here more. I'm a big believer in people being here more.",Michael,FALSE
4777,2,8,38,Yes.,Oscar,FALSE
4778,2,8,39,You know what this is?,Dwight,TRUE
4779,2,8,39,Yes.,Jim,TRUE
4780,2,8,39,"No, you don't.",Dwight,TRUE
4781,2,8,39,Then why the question?,Jim,TRUE
4782,2,8,39,"This is a visual aid for my performance review. Budget is tight, and if anyone is getting a raise, it is gonna be a fight to the death. And I intend on winning that fight. 'Dwight: determined, worker, intense, good worker, hard worker, terrific. Dwight.'",Dwight,TRUE
4783,2,8,39,"I have one, too. Jim. Jim, Is Jim. My name is Jim.",Jim,TRUE
4784,2,8,39,That's a total waste of your 'M.',Dwight,TRUE
4785,2,8,39,Really?,Jim,TRUE
4786,2,8,39,Yeah.,Dwight,TRUE
4787,2,8,39,You have a better idea?,Jim,TRUE
4788,2,8,39,"Yeah, magnificent worker, marvelous worker, more money for this worker. Man, I like this worker. Mighty worker.  That's good. That's good.",Dwight,TRUE
4789,2,8,39,I'll use that.,Jim,TRUE
4790,2,8,40,I am not going to discuss anything with you other than Dunder Mifflin business.,Jan,TRUE
4791,2,8,40,All right.,Michael,TRUE
4792,2,8,40,Period.,Jan,TRUE
4793,2,8,40,Yup.,Michael,TRUE
4794,2,8,40,Do we understand each other?,Jan,TRUE
4795,2,8,40,Absolutely.,Michael,TRUE
4796,2,8,41,"I am not going to discuss anything outside of Dunder Mifflin business, period.' Okay. Now, why would Jan say she only wants to talk business and then make it clear that she is on her period? God, I don't understand women. How about a clear signal, right? Is that too much to ask?",Michael,FALSE
4797,2,8,42,"So, that's... It's great.",Jim,TRUE
4798,2,8,42,"Yes, it is.",Michael,TRUE
4799,2,8,42,Yeah. You have fun?,Jim,TRUE
4800,2,8,42,"Yes, I did.",Michael,TRUE
4801,2,8,42,Did you go to first base?,Jim,TRUE
4802,2,8,42,"Hell, yeah.",Michael,TRUE
4803,2,8,42,"Oh, yeah?",Jim,TRUE
4804,2,8,42,Yeah.,Michael,TRUE
4805,2,8,42,Did you go to second?,Jim,TRUE
4806,2,8,42,What?,Michael,TRUE
4807,2,8,42,Second.,Jim,TRUE
4808,2,8,42,"Kind of, yeah. Over the shirt, my elbow, but...",Michael,TRUE
4809,2,8,42,"Okay, so close call at second. Was there an infield fly?",Jim,TRUE
4810,2,8,42,"Um, yup, wait, yes.",Michael,TRUE
4811,2,8,42,Pop-up?,Jim,TRUE
4812,2,8,42,"No, there... Later there was.",Michael,TRUE
4813,2,8,42,Really?,Jim,TRUE
4814,2,8,42,Yes.,Michael,TRUE
4815,2,8,42,"So, you got the signal from the third-base coach. You know what I'm saying? Like if there was a fly out to deep right, you know. A runner on second. He tagged up, didn't he?",Jim,TRUE
4816,2,8,42,"I didn't, you know, it was... It was dark, for one thing.",Michael,TRUE
4817,2,8,42,"Office romances. Um... [laughs] I think you should probably ask Pam 'cause she's in an office romance, technically.",Jim,TRUE
4818,2,8,43,"Let's just push on, shall we?",Michael,TRUE
4819,2,8,43,Pushing on.,Dwight,TRUE
4820,2,8,43,"It's next. Just keep it. 'Look on the supply shelf.' What? What is that? All right, Ryan, look on the supply shelf, would you?",Michael,TRUE
4821,2,8,43,Yeah. It's another note.,Ryan,TRUE
4822,2,8,43,"Okay, yeah.",Michael,TRUE
4823,2,8,43,Look on the windshield.',Ryan,TRUE
4824,2,8,43,Okay.,Michael,TRUE
4825,2,8,43,Does it specify which windshield?,Dwight,TRUE
4826,2,8,43,I'll check them all.,Ryan,TRUE
4827,2,8,43,This ought to be good.,Dwight,TRUE
4828,2,8,43,Which one?,Jim,TRUE
4829,2,8,43,"Oh, no, no. It's on the Miata.",Dwight,TRUE
4830,2,8,43,He sees it.,Pam,TRUE
4831,2,8,43,What does it say?,Dwight,TRUE
4832,2,8,43,He can't hear you?,Jim,TRUE
4833,2,8,43,"Okay, field trip's over. Come on. Could we please get back to this?",Michael,TRUE
4834,2,8,43,[clapping] Come on. Let's get back to this.,Dwight,TRUE
4835,2,8,43,"All right, don't break any lands-speed records getting back, okay, Stanley?",Michael,TRUE
4836,2,8,43,I'm back.,Stanley,TRUE
4837,2,8,43,Christ Almighty.,Michael,TRUE
4838,2,8,43,Look under the sink in the men's room.',Ryan,TRUE
4839,2,8,43,"All right, next suggestion.",Michael,TRUE
4840,2,8,43,Next suggestion.,Dwight,TRUE
4841,2,8,43,"Don't...' Okay, that's blank. Don't. Just...",Michael,TRUE
4842,2,8,43,Don't sleep with your boss.' Do you think this is referring to you boning Jan?,Dwight,TRUE
4843,2,8,43,"Okay, let me make something clear. As embarrassing as this is, I feel that it needs to be said. There is nothing romantic or sexual going on with Michael and myself.",Jan,TRUE
4844,2,8,43,Well...,Michael,TRUE
4845,2,8,43,"The other night, I gave him a polite congratulatory kiss because he just closed the biggest deal of his career. And that's it. If anything else has been implied, Dwight, or inferred, Michael, Creed, it's just not true, okay? It's not true. So... Is everyone straight on that?",Jan,TRUE
4846,2,8,43,Crystal.,Michael,TRUE
4847,2,8,43,There's one more suggestion.,Dwight,TRUE
4848,2,8,43,How pleasant. You can...,Michael,TRUE
4849,2,8,43,"Way to go man, Jan's really hot.'",Dwight,TRUE
4850,2,8,43,"Okay, I think we're good.",Michael,TRUE
4851,2,8,44,"Oh, my God. When Dwight said no one wants to come in on a Saturday...",Pam,TRUE
4852,2,8,44,I know.,Jim,TRUE
4853,2,8,44,I almost lost it. That was too good.,Pam,TRUE
4854,2,8,44,"Well, that is because that is the gift that keeps on giving. Oh, my God. I left today's paper on my desk.",Jim,TRUE
4855,2,8,44,You mean yesterday's paper.,Pam,TRUE
4856,2,8,44,"What? Yes, that is exactly what I mean. Wow. You are very good at what you do.",Jim,TRUE
4857,2,8,44,Thank you.,Pam,TRUE
4858,2,8,45,"Hey, temp.",Dwight,TRUE
4859,2,8,45,Hey.,Ryan,TRUE
4860,2,8,45,"Look, we're twins.",Dwight,TRUE
4861,2,8,45,Cool.,Ryan,TRUE
4862,2,8,45,Bet you I got mine for less than yours.,Dwight,TRUE
4863,2,8,45,I bet you did.,Ryan,TRUE
4864,2,8,45,Getting a little something that calm the nerves?,Dwight,TRUE
4865,2,8,45,What nerves?,Ryan,TRUE
4866,2,8,45,"For the performance review. Oh, wait, you don't get one. You're a temp.",Dwight,TRUE
4867,2,8,45,"Actually, I had mine already.",Ryan,TRUE
4868,2,8,45,You're lying.,Dwight,TRUE
4869,2,8,45,Why would I lie about a performance review?,Ryan,TRUE
4870,2,8,45,Why would Michael give you one before me?,Dwight,TRUE
4871,2,8,45,I think because my name is before yours in alphabetical order. [coins dropping],Ryan,TRUE
4872,2,8,45,How did it go?,Dwight,TRUE
4873,2,8,45,"Fine. He actually gave me a small raise, which I did not ask for. [hits vending machine] It's stuck. [Dwight begins throwing his entire body into the vending machine] It's cool, it fell.",Ryan,TRUE
4874,2,8,46,"[Wild Side playing] You are gonna give me this raise. Ya! Yes, you are. You are gonna give me this raise. Ya! Ya! The least you can do is keep my salary consistent with inflation, right? You are gonna give me this raise! Why? Because I'm awesome, awesome, yes! Yes! Yes! Thank you for your time, dude. Champ. My lord, mi amigo. Mi amor. Ha! Wild side! I am ready. [groans]",Dwight,TRUE
4875,2,8,47,"Yeah, that got a little out of control. Jan's taking a break, which is fine. I'm doing the same, just chilling. Getting my mind off of us. She's right. I need to be more professional at the office. When I'm at work, I need to focus on work. I should call her ex-husband.",Michael,TRUE
4876,2,8,48,"Hello, is this R. Gould? Hi there. My name is Michael Scott, I work at Dunder Mifflin. I believe I work with your wife, ex-wife, Jan. Yeah, that's right, yes. Um... I was wondering if I could ask a personal question about her. Mmm-hmm. Okay, well, could I ask anyway? Uh-huh. Well, I'm just gonna ask. When you guys were dating was she sort of easy to get and then really hard to get?",Michael,FALSE
4877,2,8,49,"Yeah, that Gould is a real interesting guy, a gem. I can see why he and Jan are no longer together. If my conversation with him is any measure of their relationship, he was verbally abusive, he was curt. He was... He had an inability to communicate, shall I say? He was emotionally unavailable. I don't know how she dealt with that as long as she did.",Michael,FALSE
4878,2,8,50,Never...,Michael,TRUE
4879,2,8,50,"Never for me always means never, ever, ever.",Jan,TRUE
4880,2,8,50,"Well, then, Gould wasn't kidding.",Michael,TRUE
4881,2,8,50,What?,Jan,TRUE
4882,2,8,50,"Nothing, I just...",Michael,TRUE
4883,2,8,50,"What did you say, Michael?",Jan,TRUE
4884,2,8,50,Nothing.,Michael,TRUE
4885,2,8,50,Did you call my ex?,Jan,TRUE
4886,2,8,50,"No, I did not.",Michael,TRUE
4887,2,8,50,"Gould, you said, Gould.",Jan,TRUE
4888,2,8,50,"Maybe I did. Maybe I  called him, I don't know.",Michael,TRUE
4889,2,8,50,"How dare you, Michael? My personal life is off-limits to you.",Jan,TRUE
4890,2,8,50,I...,Michael,TRUE
4891,2,8,50,"Okay, how dare you do that?",Jan,TRUE
4892,2,8,50,I didn't do that. I... Maybe he called me.,Michael,TRUE
4893,2,8,50,"Why would he do that? Why would he call you, Michael? Why would my husband call you?",Jan,TRUE
4894,2,8,50,"Ex-husband, you have to let it go.",Michael,TRUE
4895,2,8,50,I mean...,Jan,TRUE
4896,2,8,51,"Look under the suggestion box.' 'I can't believe I kept this up all day.' Signed, me.",Ryan,TRUE
4897,2,8,52,"What is an office? Is it a group of people? Maybe. Is it an idea? Of course, yes. Is it a living organism? Exactly, yes. And any single cell organism has to have a spine, and that's me. But the spine is always controlled by a brain, and that is Jan. But the brain needs a heart, and that is me again. So ironic. You know what? The heart is smarter than the brain. But the brain is so effing hot.",Michael,FALSE
4898,2,9,1,"It is Friday morning and it is another beautiful day in Scranton, Pennsylvania.  [sees man in a turban outside] Oh my God. Ohhh. [dials phone number] Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up.  Oh, we have a serious problem here. [goes out onto office floor] Alright everybody, lock the doors, turn off the lights.  Pretend you're not here.",Michael,FALSE
4899,2,9,1,Are we in danger?,Jim,FALSE
4900,2,9,1,"There's no time to think about if this is real.  Just, shh, everybody. [knock at the front door]",Michael,FALSE
4901,2,9,1,"Michael, should I call the... [Michael waves his hands] What?",Kevin,FALSE
4902,2,9,2,The IT tech guy and me did not get off to a great start.,Michael,FALSE
4903,2,9,3,"Yeah, I tried to install it myself, but, uh, you guys have these things so password-protected...",Michael,FALSE
4904,2,9,3,That just means you have to enter your password.,Sadiq (IT guy),FALSE
4905,2,9,3,Oh...,Michael,FALSE
4906,2,9,3,"What's your password, Michael?",Sadiq (IT guy),FALSE
4907,2,9,3,"Oh, umm... [looks at Post-It on computer]",Michael,FALSE
4908,2,9,3,"Oh, it's 1-2-3.",Sadiq (IT guy),FALSE
4909,2,9,3,Yes.,Michael,FALSE
4910,2,9,4,Mi-,Dwight,FALSE
4911,2,9,4,AH! Guh-oood.,Michael,FALSE
4912,2,9,4,Sorry.,Dwight,FALSE
4913,2,9,4,Please don't do that.,Michael,FALSE
4914,2,9,4,"Ok, I'm sorry.  What is going on in there? Why is he here?  What are you doing?",Dwight,FALSE
4915,2,9,4,I can't tell you.,Michael,FALSE
4916,2,9,4,You have to tell me.,Dwight,FALSE
4917,2,9,4,I don't have to tell you anything.,Michael,FALSE
4918,2,9,4,"Look, Michael, I know you don't want to have to think about this, but if something were to happen to you, God forbid, then I would need to know in order to take over.",Dwight,FALSE
4919,2,9,4,"Dwight, nothing is going to happen to me, ok?  I'm in the best shape of my life.  Look at this. [flexes his arms] Brrr!  That's strong!",Michael,FALSE
4920,2,9,4,"Yeah, but that doesn't matter, you could get a brain aneurysm-",Dwight,FALSE
4921,2,9,4,I'm not going get a brain-,Michael,FALSE
4922,2,9,4,Or get hit by a car-,Dwight,FALSE
4923,2,9,4,Stop it.,Michael,FALSE
4924,2,9,4,"Or a bus or a train. Get poisoned, fall in a well, step on a mine, choke.",Dwight,FALSE
4925,2,9,4,"Uh, oh, ok; if I step on a mine in Scranton, Pennsylvania, and die, you can have my job, ok?  Why don't you just go... away?",Michael,FALSE
4926,2,9,5,"There are certain things a boss does not share with his employees.  His salary, that would depress them.  His bed, it---  And I am not going to tell them that I'll be reading their e-mails.",Michael,FALSE
4927,2,9,6,So how do you search?,Michael,FALSE
4928,2,9,6,By keyword phrase.,Sadiq (IT guy),FALSE
4929,2,9,6,"Try 'profits'.  No! Try 'Michael Scott'.  'Michael' 'boss' and 'funny'. [Sadiq (IT guy) types; result pops up] Oh my God, wow!  [chuckles]  E-mail from Stanley. Stanley,  Terribly nice guy.  [reads e-mail]  'Sorry I didn't write back sooner; I can't go to the game tonight because my boss Michael is an ass and making me stay late.'  Well, Stanley's an ass.  Not one of our harder workers.",Michael,FALSE
4930,2,9,7,"Hey, what's the deal, Michael?  Why are you spying on our computers?",Oscar,FALSE
4931,2,9,7,"Oh, no, everybody; Oscar's gone crazy!  What other ghost stories do you have for us?  That I'm a robot? [robot voice]  I will destroy everything in my path-",Michael,FALSE
4932,2,9,7,"Actually, it's just-",Oscar,FALSE
4933,2,9,7,Beep! Bop!,Michael,FALSE
4934,2,9,7,Ok...,Oscar,FALSE
4935,2,9,7,Bommmm. Bop! Onk onk.  [Tin Man voice] Oil can. Oil can.,Michael,FALSE
4936,2,9,7,Tin Man.  Actually we just a got a memo from IT saying you're doing e-mail surveillance.,Oscar,FALSE
4937,2,9,7,"Oh, what? No. That defeats the whole purpose.",Michael,FALSE
4938,2,9,7,So it's true?  You have access to our e-mails?,Dwight,FALSE
4939,2,9,7,You know what the problem is?,Michael,FALSE
4940,2,9,7,I think I do.,Stanley,FALSE
4941,2,9,7,"The problem is that when people hear the term 'big brother', they immediately think it's scary or bad, but I don't. I think, wow, I love my big brother.",Michael,FALSE
4942,2,9,8,I gotta erase a lotta stuff.  A lot of stuff.,Kevin,FALSE
4943,2,9,9,"Oh hey, just so ya know, if you have a lot of sensitive e-mails, they need to be deleted immediately.",Dwight,FALSE
4944,2,9,9,I know.,Angela,FALSE
4945,2,9,9,Good. [Pam overhears],Dwight,FALSE
4946,2,9,9,[whispers to Jim] Hey.  Something just happened.  Dwight just told Angela that she has to deleted all of her sensitive e-mails immediately.,Pam,FALSE
4947,2,9,9,What?,Jim,FALSE
4948,2,9,9,I know!,Pam,FALSE
4949,2,9,9,Hmm...,Jim,FALSE
4950,2,9,9,Do you think that they're like-,Pam,FALSE
4951,2,9,9,No.,Jim,FALSE
4952,2,9,9,"No, right, no, no.",Pam,FALSE
4953,2,9,9,[humming],Jim,FALSE
4954,2,9,9,"Uhhh, ew, ew, ew... .Maybe?",Pam,FALSE
4955,2,9,10,It's like squishing a spider under a book.  It's gonna be really gross but I have to look and make sure that it's really dead.  Sooo... [to camera guys] If you guys see anything... ?,Pam,FALSE
4956,2,9,11,"Hey, Dwight, um, my friend is kinda into these two girls that he works with.",Pam,FALSE
4957,2,9,11,Nice.,Dwight,FALSE
4958,2,9,11,"One is tall and brunette, and the other one is short, and blonde, and perky, and kinda judgmental.  Who do you think he should choose?",Pam,FALSE
4959,2,9,11,Does he have access to their medical records?,Dwight,FALSE
4960,2,9,11,Ummmm...,Pam,FALSE
4961,2,9,12,"I think one of the greatest things about modern America is the computerization of medical records.  As a volunteer sheriff, I can look up anyone's psychiatric records or surgical histories.  Yeast infections.  There are a huge number of yeast infections in this county.  Probably because we are down river from that old bread factory.",Dwight,FALSE
4962,2,9,13,"Meredith has an E-vite from Jim.  Barbeque at Jim's tonight.  Tonight?  Wonder where my e-vitation is.  Click on guest list.  Angela, Stanley, Oscar, Meredith, Phyllis, Kevin, Creed.  Must be... .[scrolls down list] No.",Michael,FALSE
4963,2,9,14,"Hey, Angela-",Pam,FALSE
4964,2,9,14,Hi.,Angela,FALSE
4965,2,9,14,How's it going?,Pam,FALSE
4966,2,9,14,It's ok.,Angela,FALSE
4967,2,9,14,"Listen, are you bringing anyone to Jim's party tonight?",Pam,FALSE
4968,2,9,14,No.  Are we supposed to?,Angela,FALSE
4969,2,9,14,"No. I mean, I don't know, I don't think so.",Pam,FALSE
4970,2,9,14,Hmm... [Pam reaches towards vending machine] Excuse me.,Angela,FALSE
4971,2,9,14,Oh.,Pam,FALSE
4972,2,9,15,"There's always a distance between a boss and the employees.  It is just nature's rule.  It's intimidation mostly, it's the awareness that they are not me.  I do think that I am very approachable, as one of the guys.  But maybe I need to be even approachabler.",Michael,FALSE
4973,2,9,16,That's pretty young.,Kevin,FALSE
4974,2,9,16,Yeah.,Pam,FALSE
4975,2,9,16,[to Michael]  Are you gonna eat with us?,Kevin,FALSE
4976,2,9,16,"Of course.  Hangin' with my crew, crew that I am one of.  Hangin' with my Cup of Noodles.  This is a meal in a cup.",Michael,FALSE
4977,2,9,16,Uh hum.,Jim,FALSE
4978,2,9,16,"Hot, tasty.  Reminds me of college.  Lived on this stuff.  Brain food.  Mmmm... You know what I really, really miss about college?  The parties.  Everybody'd go.  The athletes, the, the nerds, professors.",Michael,FALSE
4979,2,9,16,The professors would go to the parties?,Pam,FALSE
4980,2,9,16,Yeah!  They were the most fun.  We always invited them.,Michael,FALSE
4981,2,9,17,"It's true. I'm having a party.  I've got three cases of imported beer, a karaoke machine, and I didn't invite Michael.  So three ingredients for a great party.  And it's nothing personal, I just think that if he were there, people wouldn't be able to relax, and you know, have fun, and my roommate wants to meet everybody.  Because I'm pretty sure he thinks that I'm making Dwight up.  [sighs]  He is very real.",Jim,FALSE
4982,2,9,18,[to cameraman] What? [looks at Dwight eating a Baby Ruth] Ohhhh... Yes!  Thank you!,Pam,FALSE
4983,2,9,19,Question: on the Internet there are several different options to get to your house for the party tonight-,Dwight,FALSE
4984,2,9,19,"Oh, uh, no. Could-",Jim,FALSE
4985,2,9,19,I was wondering-,Dwight,FALSE
4986,2,9,19,"Could, keep that down.",Jim,FALSE
4987,2,9,19,Why?,Dwight,FALSE
4988,2,9,19,Because not everybody knows about the party.,Jim,FALSE
4989,2,9,19,Like who?  Who doesn't know?,Dwight,FALSE
4990,2,9,19,"Umm, Michael.",Jim,FALSE
4991,2,9,19,Why just Michael?,Dwight,FALSE
4992,2,9,19,Because it's a surprise.,Jim,FALSE
4993,2,9,19,Is it?,Dwight,FALSE
4994,2,9,19,Uh hmm.,Jim,FALSE
4995,2,9,19,"Oh, that's perfect!",Dwight,FALSE
4996,2,9,19,"So, don't tell.",Jim,FALSE
4997,2,9,19,I won't.,Dwight,FALSE
4998,2,9,19,Ok.,Jim,FALSE
4999,2,9,20,"So, Dwight thinks that tonight is a surprise party for Michael.",Jim,FALSE
5000,2,9,20,Really? That's great.,Pam,FALSE
5001,2,9,20,I know.,Jim,FALSE
5002,2,9,20,Maybe we can get him to hide and wait somewhere.,Pam,FALSE
5003,2,9,20,"[laughs] Oh man.  Oh, you know what, speaking of which, I was just trying to get a handle on, you know, numbers for food and stuff.  So do you think that Roy's gonna come, or...",Jim,FALSE
5004,2,9,20,"Oh, no, he can't make it.",Pam,FALSE
5005,2,9,20,"Oh, ok, cool.",Jim,FALSE
5006,2,9,20,Hey there.,Michael,FALSE
5007,2,9,20,Hey.,Jim,FALSE
5008,2,9,20,Almost quittin' time.,Michael,FALSE
5009,2,9,20,"Yup, it's, uh, four o'clock.",Jim,FALSE
5010,2,9,20,"One more hour.  Take care of anything you forgot to do. Hey, you know, I don't know if you have any plans tonight, but if ya don't, we could hang out.",Michael,FALSE
5011,2,9,20,"Oh, um... .I can't.",Jim,FALSE
5012,2,9,20,You have plans.,Michael,FALSE
5013,2,9,20,"Uh hmm, definitely.",Jim,FALSE
5014,2,9,20,"I do, too. I do, too.",Michael,FALSE
5015,2,9,20,You do?,Jim,FALSE
5016,2,9,20,"I do, yeah. Big plans.",Michael,FALSE
5017,2,9,20,Because you said 'do you wanna hang out'-,Jim,FALSE
5018,2,9,20,"Tonight, I can't do it tonight, no.  Improv class, I have improv class, hanging out with my improv buds-",Michael,FALSE
5019,2,9,20,Really?,Jim,FALSE
5020,2,9,20,Yeah.,Michael,FALSE
5021,2,9,20,"Aw, that sounds like a lot of fun.",Jim,FALSE
5022,2,9,20,"It's the best.  It's the best.  I would not miss it for the world.  But if something else came up, I would definitely not go.",Michael,FALSE
5023,2,9,20,Improv sounds great.,Jim,FALSE
5024,2,9,20,It is. Ok.,Michael,FALSE
5025,2,9,20,Alright.,Jim,FALSE
5026,2,9,20,[someone coughs] What?,Michael,FALSE
5027,2,9,20,I think Stanley just coughed.,Jim,FALSE
5028,2,9,21,"Hey, Pam.  Do you need me to walk to your vehicular transport?",Michael,FALSE
5029,2,9,21,No thanks.,Pam,FALSE
5030,2,9,21,"Alright.  Oscar, got big plans tonight with-",Michael,FALSE
5031,2,9,21,I'm on a call.,Oscar,FALSE
5032,2,9,21,"Kevin, big man, big man, what are you doing tonight?  Where are you off to?",Michael,FALSE
5033,2,9,21,My brother is in town and we are going to see the Alaska Film Festival at the Scien-,Kevin,FALSE
5034,2,9,21,"Ok, alright.",Michael,FALSE
5035,2,9,21,Oh.,Kevin,FALSE
5036,2,9,21,"Hey, Angela, rushy, rushy.  Where you rushin' off to?",Michael,FALSE
5037,2,9,21,I'm just leaving for the day.,Angela,FALSE
5038,2,9,21,"Yeah, well duh.  Where ya headed?",Michael,FALSE
5039,2,9,21,Charity.  Bake drive.,Angela,FALSE
5040,2,9,21,Liar!,Michael,FALSE
5041,2,9,21,No!,Angela,FALSE
5042,2,9,21,You are a liar.,Michael,FALSE
5043,2,9,21,"No, I'm not.",Angela,FALSE
5044,2,9,21,"Dwight, oh ho, Dwight, Dwight, my loyal compadre.  You and I are hangin' tonight.  The two of us.  We are celebrating our freedom and our manhood.  You know what?  Why don't we watch that show that you've been wanting to watch, that stupid Battleship Galaxy.",Michael,FALSE
5045,2,9,21,Battlestar Galatica.,Dwight,FALSE
5046,2,9,21,"That's, whatever stupid show you want-",Michael,FALSE
5047,2,9,21,I can't-,Dwight,FALSE
5048,2,9,21,To watch tonight,Michael,FALSE
5049,2,9,21,Tonight.,Dwight,FALSE
5050,2,9,21,We're watching it.,Michael,FALSE
5051,2,9,21,"Unfortunately, I've got plans. I have to go to practice.  Soccer practice.",Dwight,FALSE
5052,2,9,21,"I didn't know you played soccer, Dwight.",Michael,FALSE
5053,2,9,21,Clarinet.,Dwight,FALSE
5054,2,9,21,"You, too, Dwight?",Michael,FALSE
5055,2,9,21,"Have fun tonight!  Whatever it is that you're doing, and I'll see you Monday. [to the camera]  He has no idea!",Dwight,FALSE
5056,2,9,22,"Quick announcement everybody, if I could have everybody's attention.  We do have wine in the kitchen, and, uh, there is beer available on the porch and despite what you might think, it's not all for Meredith and Kelly, so please enjoy.",Jim,FALSE
5057,2,9,22,"Jim!  You really think this is a good idea, huh? A hide-a-key rock?",Dwight,FALSE
5058,2,9,22,"Hey, you must be Dwight!",Mark,FALSE
5059,2,9,22,You don't work with us.,Dwight,FALSE
5060,2,9,22,That's because Mark's my roommate.,Jim,FALSE
5061,2,9,22,"Hey, I love the Birkenstocks.",Mark,FALSE
5062,2,9,22,"Thanks.  Yeah, I always keep an extra set in the car, for special occasions.  Jim, come here.",Dwight,FALSE
5063,2,9,22,Uh hmm.,Jim,FALSE
5064,2,9,22,When is the guest of honor coming?,Dwight,FALSE
5065,2,9,22,"Oh, uh, later-ish.",Jim,FALSE
5066,2,9,22,He's gonna love it!,Dwight,FALSE
5067,2,9,22,Great. [to a group of guests]  Just wanna let you guys know that we will be taking the tour like I promised-,Jim,FALSE
5068,2,9,22,Hey.,Pam,FALSE
5069,2,9,22,Hey!  Just in time!  You wanna go on the group tour? We were just about to leave.,Jim,FALSE
5070,2,9,22,Definitely.,Pam,FALSE
5071,2,9,22,"Well, the group tour is now leaving, then.  Ladies and gentlemen, just a few things that we are gonna be pointing out to you today, you will be able to see both bedrooms and, uh, if we're lucky, maybe get a chance to peek into the bathroom, who knows.  I have to remind you that flash photography is prohibited and as much as you can, please refrain from touching things. I know you might want to.",Jim,FALSE
5072,2,9,22,"Hey, is Katy coming?",Ryan,FALSE
5073,2,9,22,"Uh, actually, I haven't talked to her in a while.",Jim,FALSE
5074,2,9,22,"Huh, is it ok if I call her?",Ryan,FALSE
5075,2,9,22,We can talk about that later.,Jim,FALSE
5076,2,9,23,"Ok, let's get right into it.  I need two people for the first scene.",Improv Teacher,FALSE
5077,2,9,23,"[In Horshack voice from 'Welcome Back, Kotter'] Ooo Ooo Ooo Ooo, Mr. Cart-air, Mr. Cart-air.",Michael,FALSE
5078,2,9,23,"Ok, Michael.  And... anybody?  How about Mary-Beth?  Come on. Ok, so you start us off Mary-Beth.",Improv Teacher,FALSE
5079,2,9,23,Great. [skips] La la la la la laaa...,Mary-Beth,FALSE
5080,2,9,23,[fake kicks in door] Boom! Detective Michael Scarn.  I'm with the FBI.,Michael,FALSE
5081,2,9,24,"Think about this; what is the most exciting thing that can happen, on TV, or in movies, or in real life?  Somebody has a gun. [gasps]  That's why I always start with a gun, because you can't top it, you just can't.",Michael,FALSE
5082,2,9,25,I'm supposed to meet my doctor here?  Have ya seen him?  He's a very angry midget.,Girl acting Pregnant,FALSE
5083,2,9,25,"Boom!  Freeze!  Michael Scoon, FBI.  You know what you did.  Boom! Boom! Boom! [shoots at Pregnant Girl and another actor]  Yeah, you thought that you could get away with your little ruse, didn't you?  Didn't ya!?  Well, you didn't, because I know where ya hid the diamonds.  I been on to you and your little friends for weeks.  [another actor steps in]  Boom! Boom! Boom!",Michael,FALSE
5084,2,9,25,I'm not even in the scene!,Actor,FALSE
5085,2,9,25,Again!?,Actress,FALSE
5086,2,9,25,Boom! Boom!,Michael,FALSE
5087,2,9,25,"Stop, stop, ok, stop.",Improv Teacher,FALSE
5088,2,9,25,Boom! Boom!,Michael,FALSE
5089,2,9,25,"You shot me, great.  Now stop.",Improv Teacher,FALSE
5090,2,9,25,Why,Michael,FALSE
5091,2,9,25,You can't just shoot everyone in the scene.,Improv Teacher,FALSE
5092,2,9,25,"Well, if you hadn't stopped the scene, you would have seen where it was going.",Michael,FALSE
5093,2,9,25,"Ok, what about the scene they set up?",Improv Teacher,FALSE
5094,2,9,25,Boring.,Michael,FALSE
5095,2,9,25,"No, it wasn't.  No more guns.",Improv Teacher,FALSE
5096,2,9,25,I could of-,Michael,FALSE
5097,2,9,25,"No. No. Michael, I want you to give me all the guns you have.",Improv Teacher,FALSE
5098,2,9,25,Ok.,Michael,FALSE
5099,2,9,25,"Just, I want you to get rid of all your guns and give them to me.  Great.",Improv Teacher,FALSE
5100,2,9,25,Yehhhehh.,Michael,FALSE
5101,2,9,25,"Yeeehh, ok.",Improv Teacher,FALSE
5102,2,9,26,Jim's bedroom.,Pam,FALSE
5103,2,9,26,"See, I knew we lost somebody on the tour.  It's-",Jim,FALSE
5104,2,9,26,Cool... This is your desk.,Pam,FALSE
5105,2,9,26,This is my desk.,Jim,FALSE
5106,2,9,26,Your home office?,Pam,FALSE
5107,2,9,26,"My home office, this is it.",Jim,FALSE
5108,2,9,26,Down.  You have to sit down so I can get the full effect.,Pam,FALSE
5109,2,9,26,"Ok, sure. Will do.",Jim,FALSE
5110,2,9,26,"Ok, wait, so that would make me [walks to side of room] like right here.",Pam,FALSE
5111,2,9,26,"Yeah, that... Yep, that feels about right.",Jim,FALSE
5112,2,9,26,And Dwight would be like-,Pam,FALSE
5113,2,9,26,"You know what?  Let's just leave that image out of it, because this is a happy place.  Happy thoughts, Pam.  Happy thoughts.",Jim,FALSE
5114,2,9,26,"Umm, [gasps] yearbook!",Pam,FALSE
5115,2,9,26,"Yeah, you don't have to, ummm.  Alright, yes, that's not gonna be awkward at all.",Jim,FALSE
5116,2,9,26,[finds Jim's picture] Ooooohhh no!,Pam,FALSE
5117,2,9,26,Oh yeah.,Jim,FALSE
5118,2,9,26,You were so dorky!,Pam,FALSE
5119,2,9,26,Thank you.,Jim,FALSE
5120,2,9,27,Freeze!,Improv Teacher,FALSE
5121,2,9,27,I'm in.,Michael,FALSE
5122,2,9,27,You wanna go over the rules one more time?,Improv Teacher,FALSE
5123,2,9,27,"No, no, no.  I'm looking in my wallet for money so you can tell me my fortune.",Michael,FALSE
5124,2,9,27,"I promise it's worthit .  Ooo, I can see you walking out of here and you're thrilled with your reading.",Bill,FALSE
5125,2,9,27,What are you... [whispers to Bill],Michael,FALSE
5126,2,9,27,"Michael, what did you tell him?",Improv Teacher,FALSE
5127,2,9,27,Nothing.,Michael,FALSE
5128,2,9,27,Then why are his hands up?  Bill?,Improv Teacher,FALSE
5129,2,9,27,"He told me he couldn't show it to me, but he has a gun.",Bill,FALSE
5130,2,9,27,"Ok, let's call it a day.  Nice job, Bill.",Improv Teacher,FALSE
5131,2,9,27,"Good, it's good.  Good work, everybody.",Michael,FALSE
5132,2,9,28,"Angela, burger? Dog?  Havin' fun?",Jim,FALSE
5133,2,9,28,I got sap on me.,Angela,FALSE
5134,2,9,28,"Chicken, hot dog, burger.",Jim,FALSE
5135,2,9,28,I'm a vegetarian.,Angela,FALSE
5136,2,9,28,There is soda inside.,Jim,FALSE
5137,2,9,28,Guh.,Angela,FALSE
5138,2,9,29,I didn't think the premium laser color copy batch would sell as well as it did.,Stanley,FALSE
5139,2,9,29,"Yeah, it surprised us all.  I'll tell you why.  Because when they---",Oscar,FALSE
5140,2,9,29,I'm sorry guys; can we please not talk about paper?  There's gotta be something else we can talk about.,Kelly,FALSE
5141,2,9,30,I think it's alright. Jesus drank wine. [Pam overhears],Angela,FALSE
5142,2,9,30,"Hey Phyllis, come here for a second.",Pam,FALSE
5143,2,9,30,Sure.,Phyllis,FALSE
5144,2,9,30,Have you heard anything about any secret office romances?,Pam,FALSE
5145,2,9,30,"You tell me.  Well, you do mean you and Jim right?  Oh God.  I am so sorry, I thought, you guys hang out all the time and you're talking all the time.  I'm sorry!",Phyllis,FALSE
5146,2,9,30,That's ok.  It's ok.,Pam,FALSE
5147,2,9,31,[smacks Ryan's hand]  Not so fast... Fire Guy.,Kevin,FALSE
5148,2,9,32,How do I get to Bernie's Tavern from here?,Mary-Beth,FALSE
5149,2,9,32,"Oh, don't worry.  We're all gonna carpool.",Bill,FALSE
5150,2,9,32,"So Bernie's, huh?  We're all going to Bernie's? [to camera]  Go to Bernie's?",Michael,FALSE
5151,2,9,32,"Oh sorry, we're not going as a group, it's just a private friend who just happens to know all of us from different ways is throwing a private birthday thing.",Bill,FALSE
5152,2,9,32,"Right, right, right.  Well guys, I'd love to go to Bernie's with you, but, you know, I have an office party.  A big office party I need to go to, so...  Can't get out of it.",Michael,FALSE
5153,2,9,32,Ok.,Bill,FALSE
5154,2,9,32,"Ok, see you later.  Nice job, Bill.  Not.",Michael,FALSE
5155,2,9,33,[singing] Here I go again on my own.  Going down the only road I've ever known...,Phyllis,FALSE
5156,2,9,33,Oh by the way how's your side project going?,Jim,FALSE
5157,2,9,33,"Oh, yeah I gave that up.",Pam,FALSE
5158,2,9,33,Really?,Jim,FALSE
5159,2,9,33,"Yeah, it turns out I was, um, just grasping at straws.",Pam,FALSE
5160,2,9,34,"Just because two people are hanging out, it doesn't mean that they're together,  you know?  Like people can just be friends.  And I think that it was really unfair to think that there was anything else going on.",Pam,FALSE
5161,2,9,35,"[singing]  Just turn around now, cause you're not welcome anymore.",Kevin,FALSE
5162,2,9,35,Surprise! [laughs]  Everybody!,Dwight,FALSE
5163,2,9,35,Dwight...,Phyllis,FALSE
5164,2,9,35,"Wow!  Who opened the morgue for this thing?  I'm just driving by, thought I'd drop in.  [to Jim] There's some wine. I would love a glass, if you're gonna open it.  Here ya go Temp, take my jacket!  [sees Sadiq (IT guy)] Oh, come on! That guy?  He is a good guy, not a terrorist.  Karaoke, I love it!  I am a karaoke fiend.  I call dibs. I got next, I got next up.  Come on, let's get this party started, ha! Ok?  Where's that wine?",Michael,FALSE
5165,2,9,36,"Ok, yeah, this is a duet, so, need somebody else, Pam?  You wanna come up and sing this one?  Need somebody else.  Takers, please.  [singing]  Baby when I met you there was peace unknown. Kelly?  Tried to get you with a fine tooth comb.  I was soft inside, there was something goin' on.  This part goes to the, uh, girl.  You do something to me that I can't explain.  Hold me closer and I feel no pain.  In every beat of my heart, we got something goin' on.  Tender love is blind---",Michael,FALSE
5166,2,9,36,"[singing] It requires a dedication, all this love we feel needs no conversation.  Divided, together, uh huh.  Making love with each other, uh huh.",Michael and Jim,FALSE
5167,2,9,36,We're making love!,Michael,FALSE
5168,2,9,36,"[singing] Islands in the stream, that is what we are, no one in between, how can we be wrong?  Sail away with me...",Michael and Jim,FALSE
5169,2,9,37,Talk! Just talk!,Michael,FALSE
5170,2,9,37,I am-,Mary-Beth,FALSE
5171,2,9,37,Shut up!,Michael,FALSE
5172,2,9,38,"Funny story: the way that I got into improv was, I got into improv.  The story about me getting into improv was that I was walking down the street, and a race car pulls up, and the guy says 'Hey you're funny, you're the funniest guy I've ever seen, or my name is not Dale Earnhardt.' [giggles]  And that was an improv.  Um, the real way is that I found a flyer.",Michael,FALSE
5173,2,9,39,[Oscar shakes his leg] You're going to have to stop that. [Oscar moves over] I can still feel it.,Angela,TRUE
5174,2,9,40,Do you have a question or something?,Sadiq (IT guy),TRUE
5175,2,9,40,Um...,Michael,TRUE
5176,2,9,40,"About my turban, maybe?",Sadiq (IT guy),TRUE
5177,2,9,40,"Nope, nope.  I actually wear a turban sometimes.  Wanna see it?",Michael,TRUE
5178,2,9,40,Yeah.,Sadiq (IT guy),TRUE
5179,2,9,40,Got it right here. [pulls out Karnak turban],Michael,TRUE
5180,2,9,40,Why do you have that?,Sadiq (IT guy),TRUE
5181,2,9,40,"Comedy; it's funny.  It's Johnny Carson, Karnak.  It's, um, put it back.  Huhhhh, did you have Johnny Carson in your land?",Michael,TRUE
5182,2,9,40,"In Pittsburgh?  Yeah, but I never really watched him.",Sadiq (IT guy),TRUE
5183,2,9,40,Oh. You were forbidden.,Michael,TRUE
5184,2,9,40,"No, I'm much younger than you.  I watched Conan.",Sadiq (IT guy),TRUE
5185,2,9,40,"Alright, I'm gonna, uhh, get a cup of coffee.  Do you want some coffee er-",Michael,TRUE
5186,2,9,40,No.,Sadiq (IT guy),TRUE
5187,2,9,40,Or some tea or hummus or something?,Michael,TRUE
5188,2,9,40,"No, thank you.",Sadiq (IT guy),TRUE
5189,2,9,41,"Oh, this isn't good.",Phyllis,TRUE
5190,2,9,41,It's fine.,Stanley,TRUE
5191,2,9,41,You don't even know what I'm talking about.,Phyllis,TRUE
5192,2,9,42,"Should have done this a long time ago.  Tons of personal e-mails, huge time wasters.  Uh, uh huh.  Wow, like Kevin, rating the best bars in Scranton?  Poor Richard's number seven?  Idiot.  Stupid load.  [phone rings]  Yeah.",Michael,TRUE
5193,2,9,42,"Hey, Michael, accounting needs your approval on-",Pam,TRUE
5194,2,9,42,"Yeah, I'm busy right now. [hangs up]",Michael,TRUE
5195,2,9,43,"Here's a helpful suggestion for Jim.  Jim, instead of e-mailing Amazon, to try and get that CD that you didn't receive, I suggest that you go to Visa and tell them to cancel the charge.",Michael,TRUE
5196,2,9,43,"Yeah, definitely didn't need help with that, but, yeah.",Jim,TRUE
5197,2,9,43,It's seems like ya did though-,Michael,TRUE
5198,2,9,43,Oh?,Jim,TRUE
5199,2,9,43,"Jim.  Lots of e-mails to Amazon, lots of wasted computer space.  Alright, let's get back to work.",Michael,TRUE
5200,2,9,44,"Yeah, I assumed Michael was already doing this.  That's why I only use my personal e-mail account.",Toby,TRUE
5201,2,9,45,"[moves chair to Jim and Dwight's desks] Ooo, bleh bleh bleh.",Michael,TRUE
5202,2,9,45,Where's your tie?,Dwight,TRUE
5203,2,9,45,"I don't know.  Just felt like taking it off.  Man, work can be just so damn frustrating don't ya think, Jim?",Michael,TRUE
5204,2,9,45,"Uh, yeah, I guess.",Jim,TRUE
5205,2,9,45,"What's going on, Michael.  Talk to me.",Dwight,TRUE
5206,2,9,45,"I don't know, same old stuff.  Same old.  Boss just been ridin' my ass.",Michael,TRUE
5207,2,9,45,Oh no! Jan!?  What's goin' on?,Dwight,TRUE
5208,2,9,45,"I don't wanna talk about it.  I just wanna hang out, just be one of the guys.",Michael,TRUE
5209,2,9,45,The most important one of the guys.,Dwight,TRUE
5210,2,9,45,That's not the point.,Michael,TRUE
5211,2,9,45,"That's exactly the point.  You've hit a slump. It happens to the best of us.  You just have to remember, you know-",Dwight,TRUE
5212,2,9,45,Yeah.,Michael,TRUE
5213,2,9,45,"Where you come from, and who you are.",Dwight,TRUE
5214,2,9,45,Ok.,Michael,TRUE
5215,2,9,45,"You know, you have worked so hard for this.  You are the boss; you can buy and sell us with just a snap of your little finger.",Dwight,TRUE
5216,2,9,45,"Ok yes, I would never do that.",Michael,TRUE
5217,2,9,45,"Yeah, no one can snap with their little finger.",Jim,TRUE
5218,2,9,45,Ha.,Michael,TRUE
5219,2,9,45,"Jim, this is hardly the time.",Dwight,TRUE
5220,2,9,45,"No, this is completely the time, this is perfect time.  This is just guys gently ribbing each other, it's what it's all about, just hangin' out.  Enjoying friends, all being the same.  Worker bees.",Michael,TRUE
5221,2,9,45,And their king bee.,Dwight,TRUE
5222,2,9,45,"No, just bees, just bees hanging out, buzzing around.",Michael,TRUE
5223,2,9,45,Master bee.,Dwight,TRUE
5224,2,9,45,I'm not a master bee.,Michael,TRUE
5225,2,9,45,Queen bee.,Dwight,TRUE
5226,2,9,45,"I'm just a bee, Dwight, ok, just a bee, just buzzin'.",Michael,TRUE
5227,2,9,46,Hi!,Pam,TRUE
5228,2,9,46,"Hey babe.  Hey, how are you!?",Roy,TRUE
5229,2,9,46,Good.,Pam,TRUE
5230,2,9,46,You look good.,Roy,TRUE
5231,2,9,46,Thank you.,Pam,TRUE
5232,2,9,46,"Hey, um, I was wondering if it'd be ok if I go to Lonny's poker game tonight.  I promise, it'll be like the last time for a while.",Roy,TRUE
5233,2,9,46,We were supposed to go to the barbeque at Jim's house.,Pam,TRUE
5234,2,9,46,"Oh, man.  Um, could you go without me? Make something up, say I like, ate something, or...",Roy,TRUE
5235,2,9,46,Uhh...,Pam,TRUE
5236,2,9,46,"Huh, huh?  You're the best.  You're the best!",Roy,TRUE
5237,2,9,46,I might be late.,Pam,TRUE
5238,2,9,46,"Ok, don't wake me up cause I'm playing ball in the morning.",Roy,TRUE
5239,2,9,46,Ok.,Pam,TRUE
5240,2,9,46,"Alright, bye. [Pam looks around the office]",Roy,TRUE
5241,2,9,46,[to the cameraman] Did I miss anything?,Pam,TRUE
5242,2,9,47,"Five o'clock.  Time to go get my improv on. [drinks]  Little bit of the comedy juice.  Mmm.  Alright, see if you can guess what this is. [roars and flails his arms]  That is a dinosaur getting ready to go to improv class.  Just a taste of the improv.",Michael,TRUE
5243,2,9,48,I need to know... who shot Johnson!,Michael,TRUE
5244,2,9,48,"Uh, President Johnson.  Um-",Mary-Beth,TRUE
5245,2,9,48,Shut up!,Michael,TRUE
5246,2,9,48,Ok.,Mary-Beth,TRUE
5247,2,9,48,I have a right mind to shoot you right in the head.,Michael,TRUE
5248,2,9,48,"I, I killed him. You're right! It was me!",Mary-Beth,TRUE
5249,2,9,48,Just shut up!  I don't wanna hear anything more from you.,Michael,TRUE
5250,2,9,48,"No, listen to what she's saying.",Improv Teacher,TRUE
5251,2,9,48,"Alright, I'll be quiet if we can make some kind of deal.  A deal?",Mary-Beth,TRUE
5252,2,9,48,"Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow!  No deal.  Not with Michael Scarn, FBI.  Michael Scarn doesn't make deals.  Michael Scarn shoots and then asks questions later. [blows on his fake gun]",Michael,TRUE
5253,2,9,48,"Good, good.",Improv Teacher,TRUE
5254,2,9,48,"She was kind of tripping me up, cause she was, um, I was trying to get something going, when I was over her with the gun, and she like kept changing the story.",Michael,TRUE
5255,2,9,48,I don't think... he was saying-,Mary-Beth,TRUE
5256,2,9,48,"Well, you kept-",Michael,TRUE
5257,2,9,48,He kept saying 'shut up'-,Mary-Beth,TRUE
5258,2,9,48,Going into nuclear something; that's not where the scene was going.,Michael,TRUE
5259,2,9,48,I-,Mary-Beth,TRUE
5260,2,9,48,It goes wherever.,Bill,TRUE
5261,2,9,48,"Well, it goes, it goes in the best direction, and that was not the best direction.",Michael,TRUE
5262,2,9,48,"I felt like he was ordering me around, cause he-",Mary-Beth,TRUE
5263,2,9,48,"Well, he, Michael Scarn, that character, orders people around, and that's, you should of just gone-",Michael,TRUE
5264,2,9,48,"All your characters order people around though, and-",Improv Teacher,TRUE
5265,2,9,48,Well...,Michael,TRUE
5266,2,9,48,There's stronger choices.,Improv Teacher,TRUE
5267,2,9,48,I don't think there's any stronger choice than being a really strong character.,Michael,TRUE
5268,2,9,48,"We've seen you do that character before though.  I mean, you know, that's cool.",Mary-Beth,TRUE
5269,2,9,48,"Well, it's, like, well, it's, you know, when refine it, refine a character down to its essence,  that's...",Michael,TRUE
5270,2,9,48,Like Jim Carrey or something.,Mary-Beth,TRUE
5271,2,9,48,"Exactly, thank you.",Michael,TRUE
5272,2,9,48,"Right, well I wasn't saying that-",Mary-Beth,TRUE
5273,2,9,48,I appreciate that.,Michael,TRUE
5274,2,9,48,"Nah, I know, I just meant that... he shot me, I just-",Mary-Beth,TRUE
5275,2,9,48,"Or Ryan Stiles, something like that.",Michael,TRUE
5276,2,9,48,"Yeah, ya know maybe, he made me get on the ground, and I didn't feel safe in this game.",Mary-Beth,TRUE
5277,2,9,48,"You shouldn't have been, 'cause you were dealing with Michael Scarn.  That was exactly what I was hoping to achieve, so that is probably the best thing you could have said, that's a compliment.",Michael,TRUE
5278,2,9,48,You succeeded.,Improv Teacher,TRUE
5279,2,9,48,Good work.,Michael,TRUE
5280,2,9,48,Yeah.,Mary-Beth,TRUE
5281,2,9,49,"And in this room here, if you look closely, you will find out a few clues about who lives here.  Um, he likes biking, obviously, and uh, what else?  Uh, he likes tour guides, I guess.  And if you're very perceptive, you'll notice that he didn't do a great job of cleaning his room [kicks water bottle under bed].  Ok, and uh, that's the tou-",Jim,TRUE
5282,2,9,49,And he's really into penguins or something?,Ryan,TRUE
5283,2,9,49,"Um, thank you, Ryan, uh, I don't know, I think I made the mistake one day of telling someone that I like penguins, and here we are.",Jim,TRUE
5284,2,9,49,"Oh, I'm sorry.  I gave you a penguin.",Phyllis,TRUE
5285,2,9,49,"And that's why it's on my desk, Phyllis; it means a lot to me, and now that I know it was from you, it means even more.  Moving on!  Uh, ok, so that's the end of the tour for now, and if you liked it please tell your friends: 'Whenever you're in Scranton, visit Casa de la Halpert'.",Jim,TRUE
5286,2,9,50,"Ok, for the next exercise, let's everyone pair up.[everyone picks a partner] And everyone got somebody?  Ok, good. [Michael is partner-less] Uh, ok, uh, why don't you go out in the hallway and go through all the rules in your head.  Ok, you take a break and sort of run through the rules in your head.  Ok, stay there.",Improv Teacher,TRUE
5287,2,9,50,I'll just throw out some suggestions.,Michael,TRUE
5288,2,9,50,"Ok, you guys wanna start? [to Michael]  Don't throw out any-",Improv Teacher,TRUE
5289,2,9,50,They're in a whorehouse.,Michael,TRUE
5290,2,9,50,Suggestions.,Improv Teacher,TRUE
5291,2,9,50,And he's a proctologist. [to teacher] What?,Michael,TRUE
5292,2,9,50,"We don't need a suggestion for this one; it's gonna come from them. [to other students] It's a game called 'Yes, and?' and uh, you will say the first sentence.  And uh, you're telling a story-",Improv Teacher,TRUE
5293,2,9,50,First sentence is: 'I'm a proctologist'.,Michael,TRUE
5294,2,9,50,"We're not gonna get a suggestion for this one, it's gonna come from them. [to students] Ok, you're gonna say the first sentence and then she will say yes to that and then she'll add something to the story, like you're telling a story. [looks at Michael and then students]  Oh yeah, what was he doing?  Ok, why don't you take a break?  Since you don't have a partner.",Improv Teacher,TRUE
5295,2,9,50,"Alright, I'm ready here.",Michael,TRUE
5296,2,9,50,Ok.,Improv Teacher,TRUE
5297,2,9,51,"Why don't you turn it up? [Ryan moves to turn up the grill]  Uh! Not so fast... Fire Guy.  Think we need some more heat, Fire Guy?  Hey, Fire Guy, maybe we should burn Jim's house down.",Kevin,TRUE
5298,2,9,51,That's really funny.,Ryan,TRUE
5299,2,9,51,"Hey, Kelly; I called him Fire Guy.",Kevin,TRUE
5300,2,9,51,"Good one, Kev.",Kelly,TRUE
5301,2,9,51,Yeah... hey Stanley-,Kevin,TRUE
5302,2,9,51,He called me Fire Guy.,Ryan,TRUE
5303,2,9,51,"Oh, good one. [laughs]",Stanley,TRUE
5304,2,9,51,It never gets old.,Kevin,TRUE
5305,2,9,51,Never gets old.,Ryan,TRUE
5306,2,10,1,Go. Get the door.,Dwight,FALSE
5307,2,10,1,Here we are.,Michael,FALSE
5308,2,10,1,Go. Push!,Dwight,FALSE
5309,2,10,1,Oh god.,Michael,FALSE
5310,2,10,1,Push!,Dwight,FALSE
5311,2,10,1,"No, no, turn it around.",Michael,FALSE
5312,2,10,1,Really shove it.,Dwight,FALSE
5313,2,10,1,You'll break it.,Michael,FALSE
5314,2,10,1,Shove it through! Break it!,Dwight,FALSE
5315,2,10,1,"You shove it. Shove it back! Here we go. Don't break the branches, Dwight.",Michael,FALSE
5316,2,10,1,All right.,Michael,FALSE
5317,2,10,1,I got a splinter.,Dwight,FALSE
5318,2,10,1,"Well, suck it up. We all have problems. Hey, everybody, look what we have! [laughs] Nice, huh?",Michael,FALSE
5319,2,10,1,I've got it leveraged. Push. Straight up.,Dwight,FALSE
5320,2,10,1,"On three. Ready? Big, one, two, three.",Michael,FALSE
5321,2,10,1,"One, two, three. [they push the tree up and it breaks through a ceiling tile.]",Dwight,FALSE
5322,2,10,1,Merry Christmas!,Michael,FALSE
5323,2,10,2,Did it work?,Michael,FALSE
5324,2,10,2,"[holds up the piece of tree he just cut off with a paper cutter] Well, sort of. Why did you get it so big?",Kevin,FALSE
5325,2,10,2,"A, that's what she said, and B, I wanted it to be impressive. The biggest day of the year deserves the biggest tree of the year.",Michael,FALSE
5326,2,10,2,But what are we going to do with this hacked off part?,Kevin,FALSE
5327,2,10,2,"Well, that is a perfectly good mini-tree, Kevin. And we are going to sell that to charity. That's what Christmas is all about.",Michael,FALSE
5328,2,10,3,"So this year, for the first time ever, I got Pam in Secret Santa. And I got her this teapot, which I know she really wants, so she can make tea at her desk. But I'm also going to stuff it with some inside jokes. Like, this is my high school yearbook photo. She saw it at the party, and it really makes her laugh. Not sure why. What else .. ooh. This is a hot sauce packet. She put this on a hot dog a couple years ago because she thought it was ketchup. And it was really funny, so I kept the other two. [holds up a miniature pencil] This would take a little too long to explain, so I won't. And this is the card. Because Christmas is the time to tell people how you feel.",Jim,FALSE
5329,2,10,4,"Is there anything we're missing? Phyllis, you got the lights?",Angela,FALSE
5330,2,10,4,"Yes, I got those cute little ones. [Angela looks at her disapprovingly] Do you think I should have gotten the big ones?",Phyllis,FALSE
5331,2,10,4,We'll see.,Angela,FALSE
5332,2,10,5,Angela drafted me into the party planning committee. Her memo said that we need to prepare for every possible disaster. Which to me seems excessive.,Ryan,FALSE
5333,2,10,6,"[comes into the conference room in a Santa hat and beard]  Merry Christmas! Ho, ho, ho, [points to Ryan] pimp. I'm kidding. What do we got, what do we got? How many plates are we getting?",Michael,FALSE
5334,2,10,6,Fifty.,Angela,FALSE
5335,2,10,6,Double it. Double everything. Double ice cream. Double napkins. Double it. On me.,Michael,FALSE
5336,2,10,7,"It was a tough year. I had to fire somebody this year. This party has to really rock. Check it out. Christmas bonus. 3,000 G's. I got this for helping save the company money. So I guess some good came out of firing Devon after all. Maybe I should call him and tell him that.",Michael,FALSE
5337,2,10,8,"I want people to cut loose. I want people making out in closets. I want people hanging from the ceilings, lamp shades on the heads. I want it to be a Playboy Mansion party. And also, I want you to spread the word that I will have my digital camera. And I'll be taking pictures all along the way. And the best and craziest thing that happens will be on the cover of the newsletter. Incentive.",Michael,FALSE
5338,2,10,8,You do realize that we can't serve liquor at the party.,Pam,FALSE
5339,2,10,8,"Yeah, I know. Damn it. Stupid corporate wet blankets. Like booze ever killed anybody.",Michael,FALSE
5340,2,10,9,"One, two, three. [they lift and start to move a desk]",Kevin & Oscar,FALSE
5341,2,10,9,You guys should use a hand truck.,Dwight,FALSE
5342,2,10,9,Do we have one?,Kevin,FALSE
5343,2,10,9,No.,Dwight,FALSE
5344,2,10,10,[having trouble with a plastic tablecloth as Pam stands idly by] Will you help me?,Angela,FALSE
5345,2,10,11,No! No way! It... no.,Michael,FALSE
5346,2,10,11,"Come on, Mike, let me borrow the hat for just a couple of hours.",Darryl,FALSE
5347,2,10,11,You wanna be Santa?,Michael,FALSE
5348,2,10,11,Yeah.,Darryl,FALSE
5349,2,10,11,Have you ever seen Santa?,Michael,FALSE
5350,2,10,11,"Yeah, I've seen Santa.",Darryl,FALSE
5351,2,10,11,Okay.,Michael,FALSE
5352,2,10,11,Who cares?,Darryl,FALSE
5353,2,10,11,"Well, I'm sorry. It just doesn't work.",Michael,FALSE
5354,2,10,11,"Michael, I would like to be the elf.",Dwight,FALSE
5355,2,10,11,That makes sense because he has elfish features.,Michael,FALSE
5356,2,10,12,"[now wearing an elf hat and ears] Okay, everybody listen up! It is time to get your presents, wrap them, and place them under the tree like so. If you do not get your present wrapped and under the tree within the next five minutes you will be disqualified from Secret Santa. All right? No exceptions except Michael.",Dwight,FALSE
5357,2,10,13,I got Angela. She is into these posters of babies dressed as adults. I got her one of those. I felt kind of weird buying that.,Toby,FALSE
5358,2,10,14,"I got Creed. And to tell you the truth, I don't know anything about Creed. I know his name's Creed. I know he works right over there. I think he's Irish and I .. I got him this shamrock keychain.",Oscar,FALSE
5359,2,10,15,"I got myself for Secret Santa. I was supposed to tell somebody, but I didn't [smiles happily].",Kevin,FALSE
5360,2,10,16,You get something good this year?,Michael,FALSE
5361,2,10,16,I think I did a pretty good job.,Jim,FALSE
5362,2,10,16,Yeah? Who did you have?,Michael,FALSE
5363,2,10,16,"Well, I can't tell you cause it's a secret.",Jim,FALSE
5364,2,10,16,I think I got something pretty nice for my guy.,Michael,FALSE
5365,2,10,16,Yeah?,Jim,FALSE
5366,2,10,16,I spent a lot of dough. Lot of dough. Wow.,Michael,FALSE
5367,2,10,16,"Well, there's a $20 limit, right? So .. ?",Jim,FALSE
5368,2,10,16,Yeah. I wanted this party to be really special so I sorta went above and beyond.,Michael,FALSE
5369,2,10,16,"That's great. Well don't tell me who it is, cause I can ..",Jim,FALSE
5370,2,10,16,It was Ryan. Yeah. I have Ryan.,Michael,FALSE
5371,2,10,17,"Gather round. Secret Santa, let's go. Let's go. Come on. Stanley, no, I'm going to handle the cord. Okay, safety reasons.",Dwight,FALSE
5372,2,10,17,I know how to plug something in.,Stanley,FALSE
5373,2,10,17,I want to do it.,Dwight,FALSE
5374,2,10,17,"All right, let's count it down, like Rockefeller Center. Ready?",Michael,FALSE
5375,2,10,17,"Three, two, one. [very dim lights come on the tree]",All,FALSE
5376,2,10,17,Not great.,Michael,FALSE
5377,2,10,17,"I'm sorry, everybody.",Phyllis,FALSE
5378,2,10,17,I think the tree looks nice.,Pam,FALSE
5379,2,10,17,"Hey, I could get some flares from my car.",Dwight,FALSE
5380,2,10,17,"No, no. Shake it off, everybody. Just, let's do Secret Santa.",Michael,FALSE
5381,2,10,18,"Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It's like this tangible thing that you can point to and say, 'Hey, man, I love you this many dollars worth.'",Michael,FALSE
5382,2,10,19,"First present, Oscar.",Dwight,FALSE
5383,2,10,19,[rips off the wrapping] Shower radio. Neat.,Oscar,FALSE
5384,2,10,19,"Oh, good, that was from me.",Kelly,FALSE
5385,2,10,19,"Thanks, Kelly. You know I was gonna get one of ..",Oscar,FALSE
5386,2,10,19,Okay. Okay. That's enough. Let's keep it moving on. Jim.,Dwight,FALSE
5387,2,10,19,"Oh, cool. [opens his plastic bag]",Jim,FALSE
5388,2,10,19,That's from me.,Creed,FALSE
5389,2,10,19,Great. Where did you get it?,Jim,FALSE
5390,2,10,19,I don't know. It was so long ago.,Creed,FALSE
5391,2,10,20,"He obviously forgot to get me something, and then he went in his closet and dug out this little number [holds up way-too-short sleeves] and then threw it in a bag.",Jim,FALSE
5392,2,10,21,Yep. That's exactly what happened.,Creed,FALSE
5393,2,10,22,Pam.,Dwight,FALSE
5394,2,10,22,"[opens up her present] Oh, my god! Thank you very much, Santa, whoever you are. It's awesome.",Pam,FALSE
5395,2,10,22,There's a little more to it.,Jim,FALSE
5396,2,10,22,"All right, next. Ryan. [tosses present]",Dwight,FALSE
5397,2,10,22,"No, don't!",Michael,FALSE
5398,2,10,22,"[unwraps present] Whoa, a video iPod.",Ryan,FALSE
5399,2,10,22,"Whoa. Wow. Jeez. Somebody really got carried away with the spirit of Christmas. That was me, I got a little carried away.",Michael,FALSE
5400,2,10,22,Wasn't there a $20 limit on the gift? This is 400 bucks.,Ryan,FALSE
5401,2,10,22,You don't know that.,Michael,FALSE
5402,2,10,22,"Yeah, you left the price tag on.",Ryan,FALSE
5403,2,10,22,I did?,Michael,FALSE
5404,2,10,22,Yeah.,Ryan,FALSE
5405,2,10,22,"What? Oh, shoot. Wow. Okay, well, who cares? It doesn't matter what I spent. What matters is that Christmas is fun, right?",Michael,FALSE
5406,2,10,22,Michael.,Dwight,FALSE
5407,2,10,22,"Oh hey, for me. What is in here? [opens a handmade oven mitt] Oh, come on.",Michael,FALSE
5408,2,10,22,I knitted it for you.,Phyllis,FALSE
5409,2,10,22,An oven mitt? Okay. [walks out],Michael,FALSE
5410,2,10,23,"So Phyllis is basically saying, 'Hey Michael, I know you did a lot to help the office this year but I only care about you a homemade oven mitt's worth.' I gave Ryan an iPod.",Michael,FALSE
5411,2,10,24,Should we just keep opening up the presents?,Kevin,FALSE
5412,2,10,24,We don't do anything until Michael gives us further instructions.,Dwight,FALSE
5413,2,10,24,I got it! We are going to turn Secret Santa into Yankee Swap.,Michael,FALSE
5414,2,10,24,What is Yankee Swap?,Jim,FALSE
5415,2,10,24,"One person chooses a gift. The next person can either choose a gift or steal that person's gift. If your gift gets stolen, then you can steal somebody else's gift or choose a new gift.",Michael,FALSE
5416,2,10,24,I thought that was called Nasty Christmas.,Jim,FALSE
5417,2,10,24,"Yeah, we call it White Elephant.",Pam,FALSE
5418,2,10,24,"Well, I call it fun!",Michael,FALSE
5419,2,10,24,Why are we doing this?,Oscar,FALSE
5420,2,10,24,Because it's better. Because it's more special.,Michael,FALSE
5421,2,10,24,It sounds mean.,Angela,FALSE
5422,2,10,24,"Shut it. No, it's not. Okay, just give it a shot.",Michael,FALSE
5423,2,10,25,Michael should have asked the party planning committee first. He's not supposed to just spring things on us out of nowhere. [starts to cry],Angela,FALSE
5424,2,10,26,"Okay, Meredith is up first. Here's the deal. You can either pick a new gift or you can steal somebody else's gift that they've already gotten, like the oven mitt.",Michael,FALSE
5425,2,10,26,I'll take the teapot.,Meredith,FALSE
5426,2,10,26,"Oh, shouldn't we ... I bought that specifically for Pam.",Jim,FALSE
5427,2,10,26,"Yankee Swap! That's what makes it fun. Pam, you can steal the oven mitt now.",Michael,FALSE
5428,2,10,26,I'll take the iPod.,Pam,FALSE
5429,2,10,26,And I have to give it to her? I don't have a choice?,Ryan,FALSE
5430,2,10,26,"Yes, now you can steal the oven mitt, the old shirt or the shower radio or pick a new gift.",Dwight,FALSE
5431,2,10,26,[after Ryan opens a new gift - a nameplate saying 'Kelly'] That was meant for Kelly.,Stanley,FALSE
5432,2,10,26,"Yeah, I figured.",Ryan,FALSE
5433,2,10,26,I think this is going great.,Michael,FALSE
5434,2,10,27,[unwrapping the poster] Yikes.,Kelly,FALSE
5435,2,10,27,"Well, it's for Angela, so ..",Toby,FALSE
5436,2,10,27,"That's like, the creepiest thing that I've ever seen.",Kelly,FALSE
5437,2,10,27,"Angela, you're up.",Dwight,FALSE
5438,2,10,27,I'll take the poster. Some people like these.,Angela,FALSE
5439,2,10,27,I will steal the iPod.,Kelly,FALSE
5440,2,10,28,Everyone wants the iPod. It's a huge hit. It is almost a Christmas miracle.,Michael,FALSE
5441,2,10,29,"Oh, well, Oscar, you little gourmand, you have the next turn.",Michael,FALSE
5442,2,10,29,I'll take the ... teapot.,Oscar,FALSE
5443,2,10,29,Damn it.,Meredith,FALSE
5444,2,10,29,"Okay, moving along. Meredith, let's go.",Dwight,FALSE
5445,2,10,29,I really want the iPod.,Meredith,FALSE
5446,2,10,29,It's already been stolen this round. Pick something else.,Dwight,FALSE
5447,2,10,29,"[holding oven mitt] I hope nobody takes this baby, cause this is great. Wow, look at that fine craftsmanship. Somebody really put a lot of work into that. It's beautiful.",Michael,FALSE
5448,2,10,29,I'll take the oven mitt.,Meredith,FALSE
5449,2,10,29,"Sucker! See, I wanted somebody to take it. Boom! Reverse psychology.",Michael,FALSE
5450,2,10,30,"Reverse psychology is an awesome tool. I don't know if you guys know about it, but basically you make someone think the opposite of what you believe and that tricks them into doing something stupid. Works like a charm.",Michael,FALSE
5451,2,10,31,"[opens present] 'In addition to these paintball pellets, your gift includes two paintball lessons with Dwight Schrute.'",Michael,FALSE
5452,2,10,31,"You and me, Michael. Yes!",Dwight,FALSE
5453,2,10,31,Who wants to take paintball lessons? How is that better than an iPod?,Michael,FALSE
5454,2,10,31,I never said it was better than an iPod.,Dwight,FALSE
5455,2,10,32,"Michael keeps bragging about his iPod, but you know what? Two paintball lessons with someone as experienced as I am is worth easily, like, 2 grand.",Dwight,FALSE
5456,2,10,33,"[shooting paintball gun at target] Take that, Saddam!",Dwight,FALSE
5457,2,10,34,Last gift. Kevin.,Michael,FALSE
5458,2,10,34,I want the foot bath.,Kevin,FALSE
5459,2,10,35,"That's the thing I bought myself. I'm really psyched to use it. [pauses] Maybe I should have taken the iPod. Oh, shoot.",Kevin,FALSE
5460,2,10,36,"Pam, steal something or pick the final gift.",Dwight,FALSE
5461,2,10,36,I want the iPod.,Pam,FALSE
5462,2,10,36,Damn it.,Kelly,FALSE
5463,2,10,36,Sure you don't want the teapot?,Jim,FALSE
5464,2,10,36,"Well, I mean, it's an iPod. But ..",Pam,FALSE
5465,2,10,36,Right.,Jim,FALSE
5466,2,10,36,"Sorry, I ..",Pam,FALSE
5467,2,10,36,No. No. Definitely. It's ..,Jim,FALSE
5468,2,10,36,"Okay, well, I guess I will take that book of short stories.",Kelly,FALSE
5469,2,10,36,Yes! There you go. I want the teapot. Gracias.,Dwight,FALSE
5470,2,10,36,Got to be kidding me.,Jim,FALSE
5471,2,10,37,Yankee Swap is like Machiavelli meets ... Christmas.,Dwight,FALSE
5472,2,10,38,[after Phyllis leaves suddenly] What is she so upset about?,Michael,FALSE
5473,2,10,38,Maybe because you hated her present so much.,Pam,FALSE
5474,2,10,38,Come on! I think that Yankee Swap was a big hit! I think it's a success and I'm the one who ended up with Dwight's stupid paintball pellets.,Michael,FALSE
5475,2,10,38,"Yeah, but, Michael, the point is that we all bought gifts for specific people.",Jim,FALSE
5476,2,10,38,And you should have just bought a $20 gift like everyone else.,Stanley,FALSE
5477,2,10,38,"Well, I didn't. I got a big bonus because I fired Devon, and I used the money to buy something awesome. Sue me!",Michael,FALSE
5478,2,10,38,You got a bonus check?,Oscar,FALSE
5479,2,10,38,How much?,Pam,FALSE
5480,2,10,38,"It wasn't. It wasn't that much. It was $3,000.",Michael,FALSE
5481,2,10,38,"All right, I'm done now.",Stanley,FALSE
5482,2,10,39,"Unbelievable. I do the nicest thing that anyone has ever done for these people and they freak out. Well, happy birthday, Jesus. Sorry your party's so lame.",Michael,FALSE
5483,2,10,40,It comes to $166.41.,Liquor Store Clerk,FALSE
5484,2,10,40,"All right, now, you're the expert. Is this enough to get 20 people plastered?",Michael,FALSE
5485,2,10,40,"Fifteen bottles of vodka? Yeah, that should do it.",Liquor Store Clerk,FALSE
5486,2,10,40,"Cool, cool. Box it up.",Michael,FALSE
5487,2,10,41,"I bought this teapot for Pam, and I know she really wants it. So, can I trade you for it?",Jim,FALSE
5488,2,10,41,No trades.,Dwight,FALSE
5489,2,10,41,"Come on, it's a shamrock keychain. Good luck.",Jim,FALSE
5490,2,10,41,A real man makes his own luck.' Billy Zane.,Dwight,FALSE
5491,2,10,41,"Look, it has sentimental value, Dwight. Can I buy it from you?",Jim,FALSE
5492,2,10,41,No. I want it. I'm going to use it.,Dwight,FALSE
5493,2,10,41,You don't even drink tea.,Jim,FALSE
5494,2,10,41,"True. But I get sinus infections, and sinus infections can be cured by making your tea from green tea leaf stems ..",Dwight,FALSE
5495,2,10,41,Okay ..,JIm,FALSE
5496,2,10,41,".. and pouring it directly into your nose, like so. [demonstrates]",Dwight,FALSE
5497,2,10,42,"To think that my gift for Pam will be used for that, it's a little too much to handle.",Jim,FALSE
5498,2,10,43,This is awesome.,Roy,FALSE
5499,2,10,43,I know. It's totally going to change the way I work out.,Pam,FALSE
5500,2,10,43,"Yeah, I was gonna get you one of these for Christmas, and now I don't have to. I'm gonna save a ton of money.",Roy,FALSE
5501,2,10,43,So what are you going to get me instead?,Pam,FALSE
5502,2,10,43,"I don't know. Probably like, a sweater or something.",Roy,FALSE
5503,2,10,44,Uh-oh. Looks like Santa was a little naughty.,Michael,FALSE
5504,2,10,44,What is that?,Angela,FALSE
5505,2,10,44,"This is Christmas spirit, as in spirits, booze.",Michael,FALSE
5506,2,10,44,We can drink?,Meredith,FALSE
5507,2,10,44,We're really not supposed to serve alcohol.,Toby,FALSE
5508,2,10,44,"Zip it, Toby! Just .. I mean, it's a party. Come on. If I can't throw a good party for my employees, then I am a terrible boss. Who wants a drink?",Michael,FALSE
5509,2,10,44,Me. Please.,Meredith,FALSE
5510,2,10,44,"Go, here we go!",Michael,FALSE
5511,2,10,45,"The deal is that this is my last hurrah, cause I made a New Year's resolution that I'm not going to drink anymore. During the week.",Meredith,FALSE
5512,2,10,46,Hi guys.,Phyllis,FALSE
5513,2,10,46,Hey.,Ryan,FALSE
5514,2,10,46,"Does everybody know my boyfriend, Bob Vance?",Phyllis,FALSE
5515,2,10,46,Kevin Malone.,Kevin,FALSE
5516,2,10,46,"Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.",Bob Vance,FALSE
5517,2,10,46,Stanley Hudson.,Stanley,FALSE
5518,2,10,46,"Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.",Bob Vance,FALSE
5519,2,10,46,Ryan Howard.,Ryan,FALSE
5520,2,10,46,"Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.",Bob Vance,FALSE
5521,2,10,46,"What line of work you in, Bob?",Ryan,FALSE
5522,2,10,47,"I think after I lost Culpepper and T.O it was over, man.",Roy,FALSE
5523,2,10,47,"Oh, yeah, I need McMahon, Deion Branch to have big games or else I'm done.",Darryl,FALSE
5524,2,10,47,"It's possible. I can't believe you traded Shaun Alexander, man.",Roy,FALSE
5525,2,10,47,I had to. I needed defense.,Darryl,FALSE
5526,2,10,47,Come on! Shaun Alexander? He's the best back in the league.,Roy,FALSE
5527,2,10,47,It's defense.,Darryl,FALSE
5528,2,10,47,"Oh, no. That is not worth it.",Roy,FALSE
5529,2,10,47,It is worth it.,Darryl,FALSE
5530,2,10,47,Never.,Roy,FALSE
5531,2,10,47,Are you kidding? You wait.,Darryl,FALSE
5532,2,10,48,"Anybody making out in here? [checks hallway] Not yet, give it time. Oh, hey, Ebenezer, boink. [takes picture of Jim] Okay, how's it going in here? [takes picture of Meredith and Kevin]",Michael,FALSE
5533,2,10,48,We're running low on cups. Do you want me to just run out and get some?,Ryan,FALSE
5534,2,10,48,There should be some ..,Angela,FALSE
5535,2,10,48,"No, no, no, no. We'll find some, don't leave the party.",Michael,FALSE
5536,2,10,49,"One, two, three. [do a shot]","Phyllis, Meredith, Michael, Kevin",FALSE
5537,2,10,49,"Kudos to Ryan, king of the party committee.",Michael,FALSE
5538,2,10,49,"Oh, no.",Ryan,FALSE
5539,2,10,49,"Yeah, yeah, yeah.",Michael,FALSE
5540,2,10,49,I really did not do anything.,Ryan,FALSE
5541,2,10,49,"Oh, no, no. No false modesty, my friend.",Michael,FALSE
5542,2,10,50,"You know, you don't have to answer calls during a party. Just thought you should know.",Jim,FALSE
5543,2,10,50,"[laughs] No, I was just checking out my present. [holds up teapot]",Pam,FALSE
5544,2,10,50,But ..,Jim,FALSE
5545,2,10,50,"I traded with Dwight. Just, I figured, you know, you went to a lot of trouble and it means a lot. And also, Roy got me an iPod or was going to get me an iPod, so ..",Pam,FALSE
5546,2,10,50,"Well, either way. This is an amazing gift because it comes with bonus gifts. Look inside.",Jim,FALSE
5547,2,10,50,[opens teapot] Oh my god! The yearbook picture!,Pam,FALSE
5548,2,10,51,"Yeah, I think I made the right choice.",Pam,FALSE
5549,2,10,52,"Oh, my God! It's incredible. [Jim reaches and steals his card back before she can notice it] Is this the Boggle timer?",Pam,FALSE
5550,2,10,52,I didn't think you were going to get that one. I really didn't.,Jim,FALSE
5551,2,10,53,This is so awesome.,Dwight,FALSE
5552,2,10,53,"Not bad. And if it couldn't go to Ryan, you are the guy I'd want it to go to.",Michael,FALSE
5553,2,10,53,Thank you.,Dwight,FALSE
5554,2,10,53,You're welcome.,Michael,FALSE
5555,2,10,53,"[grabbing Michael around the neck] Merry Christmas, asswipe!",Todd Packer,FALSE
5556,2,10,53,"No way. Oh, you're kidding me. Packer! Yes! Todd Packer, ladies and gentlemen!",Michael,FALSE
5557,2,10,53,[rapping] What's up my nerds. Check it out. [points at the mistletoe stuck down his pants],Todd Packer,FALSE
5558,2,10,53,"Oh, no, no. Oh look at that. Icing on the cake.",Michael,FALSE
5559,2,10,53,Pacman need a drinky.,Todd Packer,FALSE
5560,2,10,53,"Oh, let's fix you up. Who wants to fix up .. Toby. Toby's gonna fix you up.",Michael,FALSE
5561,2,10,54,[listening to music through headphones] Yeahhh.,Kevin,FALSE
5562,2,10,55,Darryl. There you go. [hands him the Santa hat] You earned it.,Michael,FALSE
5563,2,10,55,"That's okay, Mike.",Darryl,FALSE
5564,2,10,55,"No, no, no, no. I really, really want you to have it.",Michael,FALSE
5565,2,10,55,"All right. Thanks, man.",Darryl,FALSE
5566,2,10,55,"Hey, Merry Christmas.",Michael,FALSE
5567,2,10,56,[looking at Xeroxed butt pictures] Whose butt is that?,Ryan,FALSE
5568,2,10,56,Mine.,Kevin,FALSE
5569,2,10,56,"Oh, how did I not guess that?",Ryan,FALSE
5570,2,10,57,[coming out of his office] Lampshade on head! It's happening!,Michael,FALSE
5571,2,10,58,"[as Jim decorates a passed out Todd Packer] Oh, no.",Creed,FALSE
5572,2,10,59,Hey.,Kelly,FALSE
5573,2,10,59,"Oh, hello there. [Kelly leans up and kisses him] But what are you doing?",Dwight,FALSE
5574,2,10,59,I don't know.,Kelly,FALSE
5575,2,10,59,You shouldn't do things like that. The man is supposed to do that.,Dwight,FALSE
5576,2,10,60,"Thanks for the party, Michael.",Kevin,FALSE
5577,2,10,60,Yeah.,Meredith,FALSE
5578,2,10,60,"Oh, hey. Listen up. We're going to Poor Richard's. Who's in?",Bob Vance,FALSE
5579,2,10,60,I'm in.,Oscar,FALSE
5580,2,10,60,Yes.,Dwight,FALSE
5581,2,10,60,Michael? Poor Richard's?,Oscar,FALSE
5582,2,10,60,"Yeah, that sounds good.",Michael,FALSE
5583,2,10,61,"Christmas is awesome. First of all, you get to spend time with people you love. Secondly, you can get drunk and no one can say anything. Third, you give presents. What's better than giving presents? And fourth, getting presents. So, four things. Not bad for one day. It's really the greatest day of all time.",Michael,FALSE
5584,2,10,62,"Hey, Meredith. Heading over to Poor Richard's?",Michael,FALSE
5585,2,10,62,Yep.,Meredith,FALSE
5586,2,10,62,"Cool, cool, cool. Do you need a ride? [Meredith drops her top. Michael takes a picture] All right, let's head out. Sounds good. Do you have a coat?",Michael,FALSE
5587,2,10,62,Yeah.,Meredith,FALSE
5588,2,10,62,Okay!,Michael,FALSE
5589,2,10,63,Towards me.,Oscar,TRUE
5590,2,10,63,Okay.,Creed,TRUE
5591,2,10,63,"Towards me. That's good, towards me. Towards me. Towards me, towards me. Okay, I'm good. I'm good, I'm good.",Oscar,TRUE
5592,2,10,63,"Okay, okay. [gasping]",Creed,TRUE
5593,2,10,63,Creed.,Oscar,TRUE
5594,2,10,64,"Remember on that animated special when they taught the uh, the monster to put the star on top? That's Dwight. Dwight's the monster that we taught to put the star on top of the tree. You take his teeth out, and he could put the star on top of the tree.",Michael,TRUE
5595,2,10,65,Do you want me to help you with that?,Pam,TRUE
5596,2,10,65,Yeah.,Phyllis,TRUE
5597,2,10,66,Phyllis and Angela and Meredith are helpers. I guess Angela's kind of... Angela's little. Phyllis and Meredith are not little. Pam is sort of a medium helper.,Michael,FALSE
5598,2,10,67,Okay. Christmas lights? Good. Tinsel? Good. Star? Good.,Dwight,TRUE
5599,2,10,68,"Dwight is... Dwight looks like Spock to me. He always wears the ears, and I always give him grief about looking like Spock, and he hates it because he has a different pair of ears that he wears to be Spock, for some reason.",Michael,FALSE
5600,2,10,69,"Question, Pam. Is Roy coming to the party?",Dwight,TRUE
5601,2,10,69,Yes.,Pam,TRUE
5602,2,10,69,"Okay, well, you didn't tell me that. Now, he will not be allowed in unless we register him on this list.",Dwight,TRUE
5603,2,10,69,Are you kidding?,Pam,TRUE
5604,2,10,69,"Do I look like I'm kidding? [Pam shakes her head 'no'] Phyllis, stag, I assume.",Dwight,TRUE
5605,2,10,69,I'm bringing someone.,Phyllis,TRUE
5606,2,10,69,Really?,Dwight,TRUE
5607,2,10,70,I invited someone to the party. Bob Vance. He works at Vance Refrigeration next door. That's how we met. [whispers] He's my boyfriend.,Phyllis,FALSE
5608,2,10,71,"Everyone, please remain calm until we receive further instructions.",Dwight,TRUE
5609,2,10,71,"Just let us open up the presents, Dwight.",Pam,TRUE
5610,2,10,71,Absolutely... not.,Dwight,TRUE
5611,2,10,72,"What separates humans from jungle beasts? The fact that we have rules. When humans give each other gifts, they do it properly and orderly. When bears give each other gifts they just rip open a fox carcass and present it to their mate. I prefer the human way.",Dwight,FALSE
5612,2,10,73,"Man, I really wanted that. I really wanted the shower radio, too.",Oscar,TRUE
5613,2,10,73,"Well, thank God you didn't steal my oven mitt. And Oscar, you little gourmand, your turn.",Michael,TRUE
5614,2,10,73,I'll take the tea pot.,Oscar,TRUE
5615,2,10,73,Damn it.,Meredith,TRUE
5616,2,10,73,"So, I guess, you really didn't want the shower radio that bad. No, I just like tea.",Kelly,TRUE
5617,2,10,73,"No, I just like tea.",Oscar,TRUE
5618,2,10,74,"I don't know why Oscar didn't like the gift. I know he wanted a shower radio. I mean, I totally remember him telling me that he wanted one.",Kelly,FALSE
5619,2,10,74,"Kelly had me last year, too, and she gave me the same exact thing. I only have one shower.",Oscar,FALSE
5620,2,10,75,"Oscar, paint ball pellets.",Michael,TRUE
5621,2,10,75,I guess I'll take the last gift. Cool.,Oscar,TRUE
5622,2,10,75,"It was supposed to be for Meredith, 'cause she said she likes my drawings.",Pam,TRUE
5623,2,10,75,Thanks. I wish I could've had it. Do you wanna trade?,Meredith,TRUE
5624,2,10,75,Yeah. Like anybody would want an oven mitt. [Phyllis gets up and leaves the party],Michael,TRUE
5625,2,10,76,"So, hey, you wanna trade?",Toby,TRUE
5626,2,10,76,"Yes, totally, 'cause I was just gonna throw this out anyway.",Kelly,TRUE
5627,2,10,76,Really? You were gonna throw out a book?,Toby,TRUE
5628,2,10,76,Mmm-hmm.,Kelly,TRUE
5629,2,10,77,"[Rap music playing] [singing] The time is now, the place is here And the whole wide world is filled with cheer My name's DMC with the mike in my hand And I'm chilling and cooling just like a snow man",Kevin,TRUE
5630,2,10,77,Yeah.,Darryl,TRUE
5631,2,10,77,[singing] So open eyes Lend us an ear We wanna say Merry Christmas and Happy New Year [Darryl whooping] Yeah.,Kevin,TRUE
5632,2,10,78,I'm the DJ because I really know how to heat up a party.,Kevin,FALSE
5633,2,10,79,"I do enjoy a drink now and again, but tonight, no. I am also an officer of the law and I'm unofficially on the clock. I need to stay sober and alert. Also, on a personal note, I'm not at my best when I drink.",Dwight,TRUE
5634,2,10,80,I actually got that for you. I had you originally.,Ryan,TRUE
5635,2,10,80,"Oh, cool. It looks really interesting. What did you end up with? [Ryan pulls Creed's old coat out of a bag] Sorry.",Toby,TRUE
5636,2,10,80,"I didn't want anything else, so I figured at least I could give it to a homeless guy.",Ryan,TRUE
5637,2,10,80,Christmas.,Toby,TRUE
5638,2,10,80,"Yeah, Christmas.",Ryan,TRUE
5639,2,10,81,What did you end up with?,Oscar,TRUE
5640,2,10,81,Your shower radio.,Creed,TRUE
5641,2,10,81,You like music at least?,Oscar,TRUE
5642,2,10,81,I love it. I actually used to have a radio show back in the '70s.,Creed,TRUE
5643,2,10,81,You're kidding. What was your DJ name?,Oscar,TRUE
5644,2,10,81,Whacky-weed Creed.,Creed,TRUE
5645,2,10,82,Turns out that Creed is a pretty interesting guy.,Oscar,FALSE
5646,2,10,83,You behaved very badly tonight.,Angela,TRUE
5647,2,10,83,Sorry?,Kelly,TRUE
5648,2,10,84,"See, that's what Christmas is all about to me, is when you see someone open a gift and you think, 'Man, I wish I got that.' I mean, that's just such a great feeling, to watch other people envying a gift that you gave to somebody else. I don't know, it's just... I don't know, just makes you kind of feel good.",Michael,FALSE
5649,2,11,1,Hey.,Jim,FALSE
5650,2,11,1,Hello. Jim?,Dwight,FALSE
5651,2,11,1,"What's up, buddy?",Jim,FALSE
5652,2,11,1,This is not funny. Why is my stuff in here?,Dwight,FALSE
5653,2,11,1,"Wow, that's weird. Oh, dollar for a stapler, that's pretty good.",Jim,FALSE
5654,2,11,1,"Yeah, well, I'm not paying for my own stuff, okay? I know you did this, because you're friends with the vending machine guy.",Dwight,FALSE
5655,2,11,1,"Who, Steve?",Jim,FALSE
5656,2,11,1,"Yeah, Steve, whatever his name is.",Dwight,FALSE
5657,2,11,1,"Sorry. What do I want? What do I want... Oh, it's a pencil cup.",Pam,FALSE
5658,2,11,1,"No, no, no, no, no. That's my pencil cup.",Dwight,FALSE
5659,2,11,1,"Um, I don't think so, I just bought it.",Pam,FALSE
5660,2,11,1,"Uh, I think so, and you're going to hand it over to me.",Dwight,FALSE
5661,2,11,1,I love these.,Pam,FALSE
5662,2,11,1,"Okay, fine. Where's my wallet?",Dwight,FALSE
5663,2,11,1,"Oh, there it is. J1.",Jim,FALSE
5664,2,11,1,But I don't have any...,Dwight,FALSE
5665,2,11,1,"Here, you know what? You can have some nickels.",Jim,FALSE
5666,2,11,1,"[putting quarters in] Five, ten, fifteen, twenty, twenty-five...",Dwight,FALSE
5667,2,11,2,"Hello, everyone.",Michael,FALSE
5668,2,11,2,"Good morning, Michael.",Dwight,FALSE
5669,2,11,2,Where are we going this afternoon?,Phyllis,FALSE
5670,2,11,2,Ah! Ha ha ha!,Michael,FALSE
5671,2,11,3,"Last week, Michael sent out this mysterious memo.",Pam,FALSE
5672,2,11,3,"It's time for our first quarter camaraderie event, so pack a swimsuit, a toothbrush, rubber-soled shoes, and a ski mask.'",Jim,FALSE
5673,2,11,3,A ski mask and a swimsuit.,Pam,FALSE
5674,2,11,3,"So that he can have us rob a bank, and then escape through the sewers.",Jim,FALSE
5675,2,11,3,And brush our teeth.,Pam,FALSE
5676,2,11,4,Yeah?,Michael,FALSE
5677,2,11,4,Michael.,Stanley,FALSE
5678,2,11,4,Stanley! Bo banley.,Michael,FALSE
5679,2,11,4,I need to know...,Stanley,FALSE
5680,2,11,4,Banana fana fo fanley.,Michael,FALSE
5681,2,11,4,What we're doing.,Stanley,FALSE
5682,2,11,4,Be my mo manley.,Michael,FALSE
5683,2,11,4,You said bring a toothbrush.,Stanley,FALSE
5684,2,11,4,Stanley.,Michael,FALSE
5685,2,11,4,Is this an overnight?,Stanley,FALSE
5686,2,11,4,"Maybe. The suspense is just so exciting, isn't it?",Michael,FALSE
5687,2,11,4,Should my wife tell her boss she's not coming in tomorrow?,Stanley,FALSE
5688,2,11,4,"Maybe, I don't know.",Michael,FALSE
5689,2,11,4,Not maybe. Yes or no.,Stanley,FALSE
5690,2,11,4,"Well, no. But... okay, don't spoil it for everybody, all right? But we are going on a booze cruise on Lake Wallenpaupack.",Michael,FALSE
5691,2,11,4,In January?,Stanley,FALSE
5692,2,11,4,It's cheaper.,Michael,FALSE
5693,2,11,5,This is not just another party. This is a leadership training exercise. Right? I'm going to combine elements of fun and motivation and education into a single mind-blowing experience.,Michael,FALSE
5694,2,11,6,It is now time to unveil the destination of this year's retreat. We are going on a harbor cruise of Lake Wallenpaupack. It's a booze cruise!,Michael,FALSE
5695,2,11,6,All right!,Meredith,FALSE
5696,2,11,6,I have a test for business school tomorrow night. Is it okay if I skip the cruise and study for that?,Ryan,FALSE
5697,2,11,6,"No. This is mandatory. But don't worry, you know what? You're gonna learn plenty. This is gonna turn your life around, Ryan.",Michael,FALSE
5698,2,11,6,I'm already in business school.,Ryan,FALSE
5699,2,11,6,"Well, this...",Michael,FALSE
5700,2,11,6,"Wait, Michael?",Kelly,FALSE
5701,2,11,6,Yeah?,Michael,FALSE
5702,2,11,6,Why did you tell us to bring a bathing suit?,Kelly,FALSE
5703,2,11,6,To throw you off the scent.,Michael,FALSE
5704,2,11,6,"Yeah, but I bought a bathing suit.",Kelly,FALSE
5705,2,11,6,"Well, just keep the tags on and you can return it.",Michael,FALSE
5706,2,11,6,I took the tags off already.,Kelly,FALSE
5707,2,11,6,"Well, that's not my fault, okay? Just.. we're not going to pay for a bathing suit. Okay, I know what you're all thinking, 'Who is this smart little cookie?' Her name is Brenda... something, and she is from corporate. And she is here, like you, to learn from what I have to say.",Michael,FALSE
5708,2,11,7,"I am a great motivational speaker. I attended a Tony Robbins event by the airport last year, and... it wasn't the actual course. You have to pay for the actual course. But it talked about the actual course. And I've incorporated a lot of his ideas into my own course.",Michael,FALSE
5709,2,11,8,"Leader... ship. The word 'ship' is hidden inside the word 'leadership,' as its derivation. So if this office is, in fact, a ship, as its leader, I am the captain. But we're all in the same boat. Teamwork!",Michael,FALSE
5710,2,11,9,"Last year, Michael's theme was 'Bowl over the Competition!' So guess where we went.",Oscar,FALSE
5711,2,11,10,"Now, on this ship that is the office, what is a sales department? Anyone?",Michael,FALSE
5712,2,11,10,How about the sales department is the sails?,Darryl,FALSE
5713,2,11,10,"Yes, Darryl, the sales department makes sales. Good. Let me just explain. I see the sales department as the furnace.",Michael,FALSE
5714,2,11,10,A furnace?,Phyllis,FALSE
5715,2,11,10,"Yeesh, how old is this ship?",Jim,FALSE
5716,2,11,10,How about the anchor?,Pam,FALSE
5717,2,11,10,What does the furnace do?,Phyllis,FALSE
5718,2,11,10,"All right, let's not get hung up on the furnace. This just... it's the sales... I see the sales department down there. They're in the engine room, and they are shoveling coal into the furnace, right? I mean, who saw the movie Titanic? They were very important in the movie Titanic. Who saw it? Show of hands!",Michael,FALSE
5719,2,11,10,I'm not really sure what movie you're talking about. Are you sure you got the title right?,Jim,FALSE
5720,2,11,10,Titanic?,Michael,FALSE
5721,2,11,10,I think you're thinking of The Hunt for Red October.,Pam,FALSE
5722,2,11,10,"No, I'm Leo DiCaprio! Come on!",Michael,FALSE
5723,2,11,11,"Michael stands in the front of the boat and says that he's king of the world within the first hour, or I give you my next paycheck.",Jim,FALSE
5724,2,11,12,"Michael, everyone in the engine room drowned.",Phyllis,FALSE
5725,2,11,12,"No! Thank you, spoiler alert. You saw the movie, those of you who did. They're happy down there in the furnace room. And they're dirty and grimy and sweaty, and they're singing their ethnic songs, and... actually, that might be warehouse.",Michael,FALSE
5726,2,11,12,What?,Darryl,FALSE
5727,2,11,12,"The... no, no. No, I didn't... okay. Well, okay, in a nutshell, what I'm saying is... leadership. We'll talk more about that on the boat. Ship.",Michael,FALSE
5728,2,11,12,"Aye aye, Captain.",Dwight,FALSE
5729,2,11,13,"[singing] A three-hour tour, a three-hour tour.",Michael,FALSE
5730,2,11,14,"Pam, you are Mary Ann! We have the Professor and Ginger, welcome aboard. Angela, you are Mrs. Howell. Lovey. [to Kelly] Uh... the native. Sometimes they come from neighboring... [to Stanley] We have one of the Globetrotters, I am the Skipper, and Dwight, you will be Gilligan.",Michael,FALSE
5731,2,11,14,Cool.,Dwight,FALSE
5732,2,11,14,"Actually, I'm the Skipper. But you can be Gilligan.",Captain Jack,FALSE
5733,2,11,14,"I'd rather die. Hi, I am Michael Scott, I am the captain of this party.",Michael,FALSE
5734,2,11,14,"I am Captain Jack, I am captain of the ship. I'm also captain of anyone who sets foot on the ship. [to boarding passengers] Hi, welcome aboard.",Captain Jack,FALSE
5735,2,11,14,Okay.,Michael,FALSE
5736,2,11,15,"In an office, when you are ranking people, manager is higher than captain. On a boat, who knows? It's nebulose.",Michael,FALSE
5737,2,11,16,"Hey, look! I'm king of the world!",Michael,FALSE
5738,2,11,17,"Okay, all right! Welcome aboard! I am your captain, Captain Jack.",Captain Jack,FALSE
5739,2,11,17,"And I am the regional manager of Dunder-Mifflin, Michael Scott. Welcome, welcome!",Michael,FALSE
5740,2,11,17,Okay! So...,Captain Jack,FALSE
5741,2,11,17,Okay! So...,Michael,FALSE
5742,2,11,17,Please. The life preservers.,Captain Jack,FALSE
5743,2,11,17,Right.,Michael,FALSE
5744,2,11,17,"They are located underneath the seats, all along the border of the boat.",Captain Jack,FALSE
5745,2,11,17,"But don't worry, you are not going to be needing life preservers tonight.",Michael,FALSE
5746,2,11,17,"Well, we might, okay? Please let me finish, okay? Thank you. So, the Coast Guard requires that I tell you where the safety exits are. On this ship, it's very easy. Anywhere over the side. [Dwight laughs loudly.] Not only am I your ship captain, I am also your party captain! Whoo! We're gonna get it going in just a few minutes here...",Captain Jack,FALSE
5747,2,11,17,I'm your party captain too! And you are gonna put on your dancing shoes later on! So we are gonna...,Michael,FALSE
5748,2,11,17,"Okay, Michael, if you don't mind...",Captain Jack,FALSE
5749,2,11,17,Rock it!,Michael,FALSE
5750,2,11,17,"Please, okay?",Captain Jack,FALSE
5751,2,11,17,"If the boat's a-rockin', don't come knockin'!",Michael,FALSE
5752,2,11,17,Michael.,Captain Jack,FALSE
5753,2,11,17,Yep.,Michael,FALSE
5754,2,11,17,"Your company's employees are not the only people on the boat tonight, okay?",Captain Jack,FALSE
5755,2,11,17,We're all gonna have a good time tonight!,Michael,FALSE
5756,2,11,17,Why don't you let me and my crew do our job. You just sit back and have a good time. All right?,Captain Jack,FALSE
5757,2,11,17,Hm? Okay. Yep.,Michael,FALSE
5758,2,11,18,"You guys, it's like we're in high school and we're at the cool table. Right?",Katy,FALSE
5759,2,11,18,Yeah.,Roy,FALSE
5760,2,11,18,"Pam, were you a cheerleader?",Katy,FALSE
5761,2,11,18,"No, she was totally Miss Artsy-Fartsy in high school. She wore the turtleneck and everything!",Roy,FALSE
5762,2,11,18,That's hilarious.,Katy,FALSE
5763,2,11,18,"It's not hilarious, but...",Jim,FALSE
5764,2,11,18,Where did you go to school?,Roy,FALSE
5765,2,11,18,Bishop O'Hara.,Katy,FALSE
5766,2,11,18,"Piss slop who cares-a? We played you! You... you really look familiar. Did you... you cheered for them, didn't you?",Roy,FALSE
5767,2,11,18,"Um, no.",Jim,FALSE
5768,2,11,18,"Yes, I did! [chanting] A-W-E-S-O-M-E! Awesome! Awesome is what we are! We're the football superstars! A-W-E-S-O-M-E!",Katy,FALSE
5769,2,11,18,I remember that! We crushed you like 42-10!,Roy,FALSE
5770,2,11,19,Having fun?,Michael,FALSE
5771,2,11,19,Yeah. Everybody's really nice.,Brenda,FALSE
5772,2,11,19,"Good. Well, that is what Scranton is all about. Not like you New Yawkers.",Michael,FALSE
5773,2,11,19,When are you going to start the presentation?,Brenda,FALSE
5774,2,11,19,"Well, we already sort of started it back at the office and on the dock with the Gilligan thing, so... right now, I was thinking. Yes. Okay, listen up all you Dunder-Mifflinites! I would like to talk to you all about life preservers. Now, one important life preserver in business is IT support.",Michael,FALSE
5775,2,11,19,"Not now, Mike, we're doing the limbo! That's right, partiers, it's time to limbo, limbo, limbo!",Captain Jack,FALSE
5776,2,11,19,"So, okay.",Michael,FALSE
5777,2,11,19,"Limbo, whoo!",Dwight,FALSE
5778,2,11,19,All right! I need a volunteer to come up here and hold my stick. Who's it gonna be?,Captain Jack,FALSE
5779,2,11,19,Me.,Meredith,FALSE
5780,2,11,19,Okay...,Captain Jack,FALSE
5781,2,11,19,"Me! Me, me, me.",Dwight,FALSE
5782,2,11,19,Uh... usually it's a woman.,Captain Jack,FALSE
5783,2,11,19,I'm stronger.,Dwight,FALSE
5784,2,11,19,"Hey, I got an idea! How would you like to steer the ship, Dwight?",Captain Jack,FALSE
5785,2,11,20,Keep us on a steady course. Keep a sharp eye out. I'm counting on you!,Captain Jack,FALSE
5786,2,11,21,"I was the youngest pilot in Pan Am history. When I was four, the pilot let me ride in the cockpit and fly the plane with him. And I was four. And I was great. And I would have landed it, but my dad wanted us to go back to our seats.",Dwight,FALSE
5787,2,11,22,"All right, all right, that was great! Now it's time for the dance contest!",Captain Jack,FALSE
5788,2,11,22,"But before that, I have to do my presentation.",Michael,FALSE
5789,2,11,22,Nope! Dance contest!,Captain Jack,FALSE
5790,2,11,22,"All right, we'll have a motivational dance contest! Hit it! Yeah, okay, dancing! It is a primal art form used in ancient times to express yourself with the body and communicate!",Michael,FALSE
5791,2,11,23,Sometimes you have to take a break from being the kind of boss that's always trying to teach people things. Sometimes you have to just be the boss of dancing.,Michael,FALSE
5792,2,11,24,[singing] What do you do with a drunken sailor? What do you do with a drunken sailor? What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?,Dwight,FALSE
5793,2,11,24,"Hey, come inside and talk to me.",Angela,FALSE
5794,2,11,24,"I can't. Do you want us to run aground, woman?!",Dwight,FALSE
5795,2,11,25,[chanting] Snorkel shot! Snorkel shot!,Darryl and Katy,FALSE
5796,2,11,25,"Whoo! Who's next? Come on, Pam! Come on! Come on!",Roy,FALSE
5797,2,11,25,"No, I'm not going to do that.",Pam,FALSE
5798,2,11,25,Come on!,Roy,FALSE
5799,2,11,25,That's what I'm talking about!,Darryl,FALSE
5800,2,11,25,"Hey, why don't we find like a quieter place to hang out?",Pam,FALSE
5801,2,11,25,I've just gotta wait for Darryl to do his shot. Just a minute. Come on! [chanting] Darryl! Darryl!,Roy,FALSE
5802,2,11,26,It's getting kind of rowdy down there.,Pam,FALSE
5803,2,11,26,Yeah. [chanting] Darryl! Darryl! Darryl!,Jim,FALSE
5804,2,11,26,Sometimes I just don't get Roy.,Pam,FALSE
5805,2,11,26,Well...,Jim,FALSE
5806,2,11,26,"I mean, I don't know. So... what's it like dating a cheerleader?",Pam,FALSE
5807,2,11,26,"Oh, um... [A long silence.]",Jim,FALSE
5808,2,11,26,I'm cold.,Pam,FALSE
5809,2,11,27,"So, what's this presentation all about?",Captain Jack,FALSE
5810,2,11,27,"Ah! See, this is of general interest. It is about priorities and making decisions, using the boat as an analogy. What is important to you? If the boat is sinking, what do you save?",Michael,FALSE
5811,2,11,27,Women and children.,Captain Jack,FALSE
5812,2,11,27,"No, no. Salesmen and profit centers.",Michael,FALSE
5813,2,11,27,That's a stupid analogy.,Captain Jack,FALSE
5814,2,11,27,"Okay, well, obviously you don't know anything about leadership.",Michael,FALSE
5815,2,11,27,"Well, I was the captain of a PC-1 Cyclone Coastal Patrol Boat during Desert Storm.",Captain Jack,FALSE
5816,2,11,27,Wow. You should be the motivational speaker.,Dwight,FALSE
5817,2,11,27,Okay.,Michael,FALSE
5818,2,11,27,"Yeah. He gives me real responsibility, Michael. Captain Jack delegates. He's let me steer the ship for the last hour.",Dwight,FALSE
5819,2,11,28,I'd like to be engaged. How did you manage to pull that off?,Katy,FALSE
5820,2,11,28,"Uh, I've been engaged for three years, and there's no end in sight. So... you don't wanna ask my advice.",Pam,FALSE
5821,2,11,29,"Suppose your office building's on fire. Jim, who would you save?",Captain Jack,FALSE
5822,2,11,29,"Um... let's see, uh...  The customer. Because the customer is king.",Jim,FALSE
5823,2,11,29,"Not what I was looking for, but a good thought.",Michael,FALSE
5824,2,11,29,He's just sucking up!,Captain Jack,FALSE
5825,2,11,29,"When you were in the Navy, did you ever almost die?",Roy,FALSE
5826,2,11,29,"Oh yeah, oh yeah. And I wasn't thinking about some customer. I was thinking about my first wife. The day I got back on shore, I married her.",Captain Jack,FALSE
5827,2,11,30,You know what? I would save the receptionist. I just wanted to clear that up.,Jim,FALSE
5828,2,11,31,"Hello, everybody, could I have your attention for just a second? Could you listen to me for a second? We were up at the front, and we were talking about what's really important, and... Pam, I think enough is enough. I think we should set a date for our wedding. How about June 10th? Come on, let's do it! Come on, Pam!",Roy,FALSE
5829,2,11,32,"I don't want to take credit for this, but Roy and I were just having a conversation about making commitments and making choices. Right? Did I motivate you?",Michael,FALSE
5830,2,11,32,"No, it was Captain Jack.",Roy,FALSE
5831,2,11,32,"Well... could have been either one of us, because we were pretty much saying the same thing.  Congratulations. That is great!",Michael,FALSE
5832,2,11,32,"We gotta celebrate! Hey, I got an idea, I got an idea. I can marry you right now, as captain of the ship!",Captain Jack,FALSE
5833,2,11,32,Yes! I can marry you as regional manager of Dunder-Mifflin!,Michael,FALSE
5834,2,11,32,"No, no, I want my mom and dad to be there.",Pam,FALSE
5835,2,11,32,Then I'll give you away!,Michael,FALSE
5836,2,11,32,"No, thank you.",Pam,FALSE
5837,2,11,33,Do you think that'll ever be us?,Katy,FALSE
5838,2,11,33,No.,Jim,FALSE
5839,2,11,33,What is wrong with you? Why did you even bring me here tonight?,Katy,FALSE
5840,2,11,33,I don't know. Let's break up.,Jim,FALSE
5841,2,11,33,Whoa. What?,Katy,FALSE
5842,2,11,34,This is where Captain Jack drives the boat.,Captain Jack,FALSE
5843,2,11,34,Wow!,Meredith,FALSE
5844,2,11,35,Seasick? Captain Jack says you should look at the Moon.,Dwight,FALSE
5845,2,11,35,Captain Jack is a fart face. I'm on medication.,Michael,FALSE
5846,2,11,35,Really? What?,Brenda,FALSE
5847,2,11,35,"Vomicillin. Okay. All right. It's time to be boss. It's time to motivate. Let's blow some minds here. Okay, guys, guys, cool it. Everybody, Dunder-Mifflin Scranton employees, Brenda, I have some very, very urgent news I need to tell everybody right now. Listen up. The ship is sinking! Okay? We're going down, right now. Just wrap your heads around the reality of that. Shh, please! Everybody, it's my turn now, okay? Captain Jack is gone. In five minutes, this ship is going to be at the bottom of the lake! And there aren't enough spaces on the lifeboat! Who are we gonna save? Do we save sales? Do we save customer service? Do we save accounting? This is a business scenario. Right? It's a scary... it's a...",Michael,FALSE
5848,2,11,35,Hey! Hey! What the hell is going on here?,Captain Jack,FALSE
5849,2,11,35,"It's a predicament, and it's something that each and every one of us has to think about.",Michael,FALSE
5850,2,11,36,"I'm in the brig. See? The boat's not as corporate-friendly as advertised. What was the deal with the guy jumping overboard? What was... if he had just waited and heard what I had to say, he would be motivated right now and not all wet.",Michael,FALSE
5851,2,11,37,Is somebody there?,Michael,FALSE
5852,2,11,37,What happened to you?,Jim,FALSE
5853,2,11,37,Captain Jack has a problem with authority.,Michael,FALSE
5854,2,11,37,"Oh, right, because you announced that his ship was sinking?",Jim,FALSE
5855,2,11,37,"He just totally lost it. If you ask me, he caused the panic.",Michael,FALSE
5856,2,11,37,What a night.,Jim,FALSE
5857,2,11,37,"Well, it's nice for you. Your friend got engaged.",Michael,FALSE
5858,2,11,37,She was always engaged.,Jim,FALSE
5859,2,11,37,Roy said the first one didn't count.,Michael,FALSE
5860,2,11,37,"That's... great. You know, to tell the truth, I used to have a big thing for Pam, so...",Jim,FALSE
5861,2,11,37,"Really? You're kidding me. You and Pam? Wow. I would have never have put you two together. You really hid it well. God! I usually have a radar for stuff like that. You know, I made out with Jan...",Michael,FALSE
5862,2,11,37,"Yeah, I know.",Jim,FALSE
5863,2,11,37,"Yeah? Yep. Well, Pam is cute.",Michael,FALSE
5864,2,11,37,"Yeah. She's really funny, and she's warm. And she's just... well, anyway.",Jim,FALSE
5865,2,11,37,"Well, if you like her so much, don't give up.",Michael,FALSE
5866,2,11,37,She's engaged.,Jim,FALSE
5867,2,11,37,BFD. Engaged ain't married.,Michael,FALSE
5868,2,11,37,Huh.,Jim,FALSE
5869,2,11,37,"Never, ever, ever give up.",Michael,FALSE
5870,2,11,38,"Don't worry, Michael. I'm taking us to shore.",Dwight,FALSE
5871,2,11,38,"It's a fake wheel, dummy.",Michael,FALSE
5872,2,11,39,Are you all packed?,Phyllis,TRUE
5873,2,11,39,"Yes, I brought my duffel bag and a sleeping bag.",Kelly,TRUE
5874,2,11,39,Where do you guys think we're going?,Oscar,TRUE
5875,2,11,39,Definitely some place you can swim.,Kelly,TRUE
5876,2,11,39,Right.,Oscar,TRUE
5877,2,11,39,Maybe Florida.,Phyllis,TRUE
5878,2,11,39,Did you hear something?,Kelly,TRUE
5879,2,11,40,[knocking] Yeah.,Michael,TRUE
5880,2,11,40,"Hello, Michael.",Jan,TRUE
5881,2,11,40,Hello.,Michael,TRUE
5882,2,11,40,Can we come in?,Jan,TRUE
5883,2,11,40,"Of course, yeah, yeah, yeah.",Michael,TRUE
5884,2,11,40,Thank you very much.,Jan,TRUE
5885,2,11,40,Have a seat.,Michael,TRUE
5886,2,11,40,Brenda.,Jan,TRUE
5887,2,11,40,"Oh, every man's dream.",Michael,TRUE
5888,2,11,40,"Oh, really? A surprise visit from his boss?",Jan,TRUE
5889,2,11,40,"Two ladies at once. What? Why are you looking at me like that? Okay, you heard something. Um, yeah, it's a booze cruise, but it... There's more to the story than that. It...",Michael,TRUE
5890,2,11,40,A booze cruise? What do you mean?,Jan,TRUE
5891,2,11,40,"Leadership off-site. Uh, booze cruise is just a rhyme...",Michael,TRUE
5892,2,11,40,"Michael, we discussed the IRS's regulations.",Jan,TRUE
5893,2,11,40,"Yeah, I don't even know why I said booze cruise. I don't even think there's booze on the boat.",Michael,TRUE
5894,2,11,40,"Okay, this event has to have legitimate business content to be tax deductible.",Jan,TRUE
5895,2,11,40,Of course.,Michael,TRUE
5896,2,11,40,We discussed that.,Jan,TRUE
5897,2,11,40,"Of course, of course. Yes. Yes. Look, I have a whole program planned. Jan, this program is going to change people's lives. I am going to be dropping serious knowledge all over the boat.",Michael,TRUE
5898,2,11,40,Good. This is Brenda Matlow from corporate training.,Jan,TRUE
5899,2,11,40,Hello.,Michael,TRUE
5900,2,11,40,"I thought she could attend tonight, and if your event is appropriate, you could give it to other branches.",Jan,TRUE
5901,2,11,40,"Oh, cool. Cool. And maybe you could attend tonight and then you could stay over at my house for the night. Awkward. That's... You know what. Brenda, could Jan and I have a moment alone?",Michael,TRUE
5902,2,11,40,Jan said if you asked me that I was supposed to say no.,Brenda,TRUE
5903,2,11,40,"Really? You seriously said that? Okay. Brenda, could Jan and I have a moment alone?",Michael,TRUE
5904,2,11,40,Sure...,Brenda,TRUE
5905,2,11,40,Brenda.,Jan,TRUE
5906,2,11,40,Thanks.,Michael,TRUE
5907,2,11,40,"I mean, no.",Brenda,TRUE
5908,2,11,40,"Okay, you know, I'm gonna go now, and...",Jan,TRUE
5909,2,11,40,"Oh, okay.",Michael,TRUE
5910,2,11,40,"Good luck, Brenda.",Jan,TRUE
5911,2,11,40,I'll see you later.,Michael,TRUE
5912,2,11,40,"Okay, see you later. And try to be professional.",Jan,TRUE
5913,2,11,40,I'll call you later.,Michael,TRUE
5914,2,11,40,"No, that's all right.",Jan,TRUE
5915,2,11,40,That's like...,Michael,TRUE
5916,2,11,40,"You call me if you need anything, Brenda.",Jan,TRUE
5917,2,11,40,"I'll call you, too. [to Brenda] So. You are probably gonna get carded, so I can make you a fake ID. We have a laminating machine.",Michael,TRUE
5918,2,11,41,"What is a sales department? Oscar, what do you think?",Michael,TRUE
5919,2,11,41,I don't know what the categories are of workers on a boat.,Oscar,TRUE
5920,2,11,41,I'm not giving you the answer. Deck hands is one. And...,Michael,TRUE
5921,2,11,41,"Oh, oh, can I be the first mate?",Dwight,TRUE
5922,2,11,41,"No, I'm first mate. You're second mate. I'm first mate, as the captain.",Michael,TRUE
5923,2,11,41,How about the anchor?,Pam,TRUE
5924,2,11,41,"Well, the anchor is the only thing that kind of slows the ship down. Toby is the anchor. Oh, God. He, well... [to Brenda] Tell you about Toby later, he's awful.",Michael,TRUE
5925,2,11,41,"Yeah, I know Toby from Jan's birthday.",Brenda,TRUE
5926,2,11,41,"Hey, Brenda.",Toby,TRUE
5927,2,11,41,"Oh, hey, Toby. So... It's an analogy.",Michael,TRUE
5928,2,11,42,[Toby running to get on the cruise] Hey! What's wrong with you? You missed the boat.,Michael,TRUE
5929,2,11,42,I got lost.,Toby,TRUE
5930,2,11,42,Idiot.,Michael,TRUE
5931,2,11,42,We can go back.,Captain Jack,TRUE
5932,2,11,42,"No, no, no. That's his punishment for not being here on time. Too bad, anchor!",Michael,TRUE
5933,2,11,42,I guess I shouldn't have stopped for dinner.,Toby,TRUE
5934,2,11,43,"On the high seas, Captain Jack is the leader. On the land it's Michael. On the ramp up to the boat, I was a bit conflicted. But now that I'm here, I'll follow Captain Jack to hell and back.",Dwight,TRUE
5935,2,11,44,"Hey, Captain Jack, what kind of fish they got in this lake?",Dwight,FALSE
5936,2,11,44,"Perch, bass.",Captain Jack,FALSE
5937,2,11,44,"You know, my grandfather told me there was a monster here that eats Catholics. Have you heard...",Dwight,FALSE
5938,2,11,44,"I haven't heard that, Dwight.",Captain Jack,FALSE
5939,2,11,44,"If the hull is breached for any reason or the boat is overtaken, I am a volunteer Sheriff's Deputy, and you can count on me.",Dwight,FALSE
5940,2,11,44,"That's good to know, Dwight. Thanks.",Captain Jack,FALSE
5941,2,11,44,"Your problem now, Captain Jack.",Michael,FALSE
5942,2,11,45,Hey. You know what the best way of studying is?,Michael,TRUE
5943,2,11,45,"At home, not on a boat?",Ryan,TRUE
5944,2,11,45,Flash cards.,Michael,TRUE
5945,2,11,45,Flash cards. Doesn't really help me right now because I'm on a boat.,Ryan,TRUE
5946,2,11,45,You are gonna get seasick if you keep reading in here.,Michael,TRUE
5947,2,11,45,Well...,Ryan,TRUE
5948,2,11,46,"Yeah! All right. All right. That was awesome. All right, looks like the guitar player's gonna take a little break. So this'd be a great time to head on over to the taco bar. All right.",Captain Jack,TRUE
5949,2,11,46,"That is a great way to kill this party. Not on my watch. Let's, uh,... Let's rock. Let's rock some stuff here, okay? [playing badly] Okay... I'm hearing a little too much reverb. [feedback echoing] Can we down the reverb? All right. Follow my lead. [playing Smoke on the Water] Does you guys know that? Take the bass. Take the drums. What?",Michael,TRUE
5950,2,11,46,Do you want me to give it a shot? Just...,Creed,TRUE
5951,2,11,46,You know what? I don't think it's in...,Michael,TRUE
5952,2,11,46,I...,Creed,TRUE
5953,2,11,46,That's not in tune. I don't know if you can...,Michael,TRUE
5954,2,11,46,"I don't know, let's try.",Creed,TRUE
5955,2,11,46,"...make much of out of it, Creed. Good luck to you. I don't know. It is a defective ax, my friend.",Michael,TRUE
5956,2,11,46,All right.,Creed,TRUE
5957,2,11,46,Good luck.,Michael,TRUE
5958,2,11,46,"Guys, E, blues. Follow me, okay? [playing well]",Creed,TRUE
5959,2,11,46,Yeah!,Roy,TRUE
5960,2,11,47,"Back in the '60s, I was with the Grass Roots. We toured with Janis Joplin, The Doors, Cream. We had a lot of fun, And now I do quality assurance for a paper company. As you can imagine, drugs played a part. They still do. My work calls last about 90 seconds, and that's about as long as I can concentrate.",Creed,FALSE
5961,2,11,48,Those slide moves are just bush league. I hope I die before I'm old.,Michael,FALSE
5962,2,11,49,[throwing up],Ryan,TRUE
5963,2,11,50,"[speaking Spanish] Por favor, tequila seoor.",Darryl,TRUE
5964,2,11,50,I think you've had enough.,Angela,TRUE
5965,2,11,50,"What you say, bitch? You know, you might be right.",Darryl,TRUE
5966,2,11,51,You've been to the lake before?,Pam,TRUE
5967,2,11,51,"Yes, I have. [kisses Pam]",Roy,TRUE
5968,2,11,51,Should have done it a long time ago.,Roy,TRUE
5969,2,11,51,"Yes, you should have.",Pam,TRUE
5970,2,11,51,"I do what's right whenever I figure it out. I love you, babe.",Roy,TRUE
5971,2,11,51,Love you.,Pam,TRUE
5972,2,11,52,You should make a toast.,Katy,FALSE
5973,2,11,52,"No, I really don't want to.",Jim,FALSE
5974,2,11,52,"Jim, come on, don't be shy.",Katy,FALSE
5975,2,11,52,"Everybody, everybody? There is a toast. Come on...",Katy,FALSE
5976,2,11,52,Yeah! Toast!,Michael,FALSE
5977,2,11,52,"Yeah, toast! Toast! Toast!",Katy,FALSE
5978,2,11,52,Yeah.,Pam,FALSE
5979,2,11,52,Come on.,Roy,FALSE
5980,2,11,52,"Thanks, Katy. Um, didn't really prepare anything to say. We're all caught pretty unprepared with this whirlwind courtship. I guess I just wanna say that Pam is the greatest. My best friend. And she's awesome. And...",Jim,FALSE
5981,2,11,52,"Okay, okay. My turn, my turn. Is this thing on? Uh, I want to congratulate the happy couple. You know, they say that marriage is an institution. And I say, who wants to be in an institution?",Dwight,FALSE
5982,2,11,52,"That's my line! That's my line, That's... I always say that at weddings. So I'll just think of something else to say. I... [band starts playing]",Michael,FALSE
5983,2,11,52,Cheers.,Katy,FALSE
5984,2,11,53,"Hey, Jim. You got a hat?",Michael,TRUE
5985,2,11,53,Yeah.,Jim,TRUE
5986,2,11,53,Thanks.,Michael,TRUE
5987,2,11,54,[to Angela] So this is...,Phyllis,FALSE
5988,2,11,54,"[storms out of Michael's office] Well, we're not going to Florida.",Stanley,FALSE
5989,2,11,54,"Oh. Someplace with a pool, then?",Phyllis,FALSE
5990,2,11,54,[gives Phyllis a look],Stanley,FALSE
5991,2,12,1,"...Lord of the Rings trilogy, if you see it back to back, it's really long.  But it's good.",Oscar,FALSE
5992,2,12,1,"[off camera] Yeah, that's right.",Jim,FALSE
5993,2,12,2,"Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.",Pam,FALSE
5994,2,12,2,Pam! It's Michael.  Help me!  I need help right now.,Michael,FALSE
5995,2,12,2,"Michael, what's wrong?",Pam,FALSE
5996,2,12,2,"I'm hurt, I have hurt myself.  Oh my God!",Michael,FALSE
5997,2,12,2,"Ok, wait wait wait wait...",Pam,FALSE
5998,2,12,2,"Ungh, this is not looking good Pam!",Michael,FALSE
5999,2,12,2,"Michael, do you need me to call an ambulance?!",Pam,FALSE
6000,2,12,2,"No, I want you to pick me up.",Michael,FALSE
6001,2,12,2,What?,Jim,FALSE
6002,2,12,2,Ok...,Pam,FALSE
6003,2,12,2,What's going on?,Jim,FALSE
6004,2,12,2,"Wait a second, I thought you said that you were hurt.",Pam,FALSE
6005,2,12,2,I am hurt. I hurt my foot.,Michael,FALSE
6006,2,12,2,I'm sorry? Pam.,Jim,FALSE
6007,2,12,2,[exasperated],Pam,FALSE
6008,2,12,2,What is going on?,Jim,FALSE
6009,2,12,2,I want to come to work.  But I need you to come and pick me up. [Jim lunges across Pam's desk and puts Michael on speakerphone],Michael,FALSE
6010,2,12,2,OH GOD!,Michael,FALSE
6011,2,12,2,"Hey, whoa, Michael...",Jim,FALSE
6012,2,12,2,Oh God!,Michael,FALSE
6013,2,12,2,"It's, okay, it's Jim.  Just say again, uh, really loudly what happened.",Jim,FALSE
6014,2,12,2,"OK, buhhhh, I burned my foot very badly on my Foreman Grill and I now need someone to come and bring me into work.",Michael,FALSE
6015,2,12,2,You burned,Jim,FALSE
6016,2,12,3,"I enjoy having breakfast in bed.  I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me.  And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself.  So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill.  Then I go to sleep.  When I wake up, I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again.  Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon.  It is delicious, it's good for me.  It's the perfect way to start the day.  Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it.  I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.",Michael,FALSE
6017,2,12,4,"Pam, could you come get me?!",Michael,FALSE
6018,2,12,4,"Uh, I have to stay here and answer the phone.",Pam,FALSE
6019,2,12,4,"Ok, could someone come and get me please, Ryan?",Michael,FALSE
6020,2,12,4,"Michael, you should stay home and rest.",Phyllis,FALSE
6021,2,12,4,There's no toilet paper here.  Could Ryan... tell Ryan to bring toilet paper.  Could you tell 'em that?,Michael,FALSE
6022,2,12,4,Can you hop?,Kevin,FALSE
6023,2,12,4,"I tried hopping, Kevin, and I bumped my elbow against the wall and now my elbow has a protruberance.",Michael,FALSE
6024,2,12,4,[panicked] No one wants to pick me up!?,Michael,FALSE
6025,2,12,4,"[silence, Dwight enters the office] What is going on? What is going on?",Dwight,FALSE
6026,2,12,4,"Michael, is, um, sick and he wants one of us to rescue him.",Pam,FALSE
6027,2,12,4,I'm not sick! I'm burned!,Michael,FALSE
6028,2,12,4,I'm coming Michael!,Dwight,FALSE
6029,2,12,4,Oh...,Jim,FALSE
6030,2,12,4,I'm gonna save you!,Dwight,FALSE
6031,2,12,4,Don't... is that Dwight?  I do not want Dwight.,Michael,FALSE
6032,2,12,4,Hold on Michael! I am coming! Wait there!,Dwight,FALSE
6033,2,12,4,I don't want Dwight!,Michael,FALSE
6034,2,12,4,"Michael, why don't you call your girlfriend?",Pam,FALSE
6035,2,12,4,I don't have a girlfriend.,Michael,FALSE
6036,2,12,4,But you said that you went out with her this weekend.,Jim,FALSE
6037,2,12,4,"It was all made up.  Just someone come, ok?  Anyone.  Anyone but Dwight.",Michael,FALSE
6038,2,12,4,[sounds of a car crash] What was that...,Jim,FALSE
6039,2,12,4,What was that?! [everyone runs to Michael's office window],Pam,FALSE
6040,2,12,4,Oh!,Jim,FALSE
6041,2,12,4,Ohhhhhh!,Pam,FALSE
6042,2,12,4,He hit the pole!,Jim,FALSE
6043,2,12,4,"It's broken right, he can't...",Jim,FALSE
6044,2,12,4,Oh my gosh.,Pam,FALSE
6045,2,12,4,"Oh Dwight, Dwight, [Dwight pukes on his back windshield]  Ohhhhhh!",Jim,FALSE
6046,2,12,4,Oh my God!,Jim and Pam,FALSE
6047,2,12,4,Is he ok?,Pam,FALSE
6048,2,12,4,"He's still driving... Dwight, you forgot your bumper!",Jim,FALSE
6049,2,12,4,Hellooo? ... Please don't send Dwight!,Michael,FALSE
6050,2,12,5,"Morning everyone.  Don't freak out. I forbid anybody to freak out.  Clearly, I have had a very serious accident, but I will recover, God willing.  I just want to be treated normally today.  Normal would actually be good, considering the trauma that I've been through.",Michael,FALSE
6051,2,12,5,"You missed two big conference calls today, one with corporate.",Pam,FALSE
6052,2,12,5,Did you explain why?,Michael,FALSE
6053,2,12,5,"No, I didn't mention that you cooked your foot.",Pam,FALSE
6054,2,12,5,"Burned my foot, Pam.",Michael,FALSE
6055,2,12,6,Please stop popping my cast.  Thank you.,Michael,FALSE
6056,2,12,6,"So, where are you shipping your foot?",Jim,FALSE
6057,2,12,6,Ha ha ha.  So where are you shipping...,Michael,FALSE
6058,2,12,6,Your foot?,Dwight,FALSE
6059,2,12,7,"Thank you.  Pam, messages please?",Michael,FALSE
6060,2,12,7,You didn't have any.,Pam,FALSE
6061,2,12,7,"Really, well, it, uh, seemed very important to you earlier that you needed to stay and...",Michael,FALSE
6062,2,12,7,And do my job?,Pam,FALSE
6063,2,12,7,"No, your job is being my friend, Pam.  OW! God!",Michael,FALSE
6064,2,12,7,[holding mini-fan]  It slipped.,Dwight,FALSE
6065,2,12,7,What?,Michael,FALSE
6066,2,12,7,Sorry.,Dwight,FALSE
6067,2,12,7,"It's just that before, you said that you didn't want any special treatment.",Pam,FALSE
6068,2,12,7,"I don't want any special treatment, Pam. I just want you to treat me like you would some family member who's undergone some sort of serious physical trauma.  I don't think that's too much to ask.",Michael,FALSE
6069,2,12,7,"Do you want some aspirin, because you seem a little fussy.",Pam,FALSE
6070,2,12,7,"No, I don't want some aspirin, yeah I'm a little fussy.  Aspirin's not gonna do a damn thing.  I'm sitting here with a bloody stump of a foot.",Michael,FALSE
6071,2,12,7,"Hey, Pam, I'm assistant regional manager, and I can take care of him. Part of my duties are to.",Dwight,FALSE
6072,2,12,7,What?  Part of your duties are to what?,Michael,FALSE
6073,2,12,7,What?,Dwight,FALSE
6074,2,12,7,You just said 'part of your duties are to' something.,Michael,FALSE
6075,2,12,7,"No, I didn't.",Dwight,FALSE
6076,2,12,7,"Yes, you did.  What is wrong with you?",Michael,FALSE
6077,2,12,7,What is wrong with,Dwight,FALSE
6078,2,12,8,Where is my cornbread?,Michael,FALSE
6079,2,12,8,Here you go.,Ryan,FALSE
6080,2,12,8,Thank you.  Did you get all dark meat like I like?,Michael,FALSE
6081,2,12,8,Yes. I ordered three full rotisserie chickens worth of all dark meat.,Ryan,FALSE
6082,2,12,8,Where are the yams?,Michael,FALSE
6083,2,12,8,They were out of yams.  I got you creamed spinach.,Ryan,FALSE
6084,2,12,8,Did you go to the one in Stroudsburg?,Michael,FALSE
6085,2,12,8,Yes.,Ryan,FALSE
6086,2,12,8,And they had no yams?,Michael,FALSE
6087,2,12,8,They had no yams.,Ryan,FALSE
6088,2,12,8,How strange.  Because they always have yams.,Michael,FALSE
6089,2,12,9,"Aw, man, is that a Prism Duro-Sport?",Dwight,FALSE
6090,2,12,9,You've seen one of these?,Pam,FALSE
6091,2,12,9,"Yeah, they're like an i-Pod only they're better 'cause they're chunkier and more solid.",Dwight,FALSE
6092,2,12,9,Roy gave it to me for Christmas.  I'm trying to figure out how to put songs on it.,Pam,FALSE
6093,2,12,9,"Oh, no no no.  Don't go there.  I know this Russian website where you can download songs for two cents a piece.",Dwight,FALSE
6094,2,12,9,Really?,Pam,FALSE
6095,2,12,9,"Yeah, I'll write down the address for you.  Only, the only thing is, is that all the songs are in Russian. ... Kidding!",Dwight,FALSE
6096,2,12,9,"Oh! Ha, haha.",Pam,FALSE
6097,2,12,9,"Why would they all be...?  Ok, see you later, Pan.",Dwight,FALSE
6098,2,12,9,Pan?,Pam,FALSE
6099,2,12,10,Pam... PAAAM!?,Michael,FALSE
6100,2,12,10,"Oh, God.",Pam,FALSE
6101,2,12,10,[phone rings] What.,Pam,FALSE
6102,2,12,10,Come here please.,Michael,FALSE
6103,2,12,10,Tell me before I come there.,Pam,FALSE
6104,2,12,10,I want you to rub butter on my foot.,Michael,FALSE
6105,2,12,10,No.,Pam,FALSE
6106,2,12,10,"Pam, please?  I have Country Crock.",Michael,FALSE
6107,2,12,10,No.,Pam,FALSE
6108,2,12,10,"Uh, ow.  Ryan! ... Ryaaaaan ... RYYYYAN!",Michael,FALSE
6109,2,12,11,These covers are totally indestructible.,Dwight,FALSE
6110,2,12,11,Really?,Pam,FALSE
6111,2,12,11,Yeah. Throw it.  I promise it won't break.  Chuck it. [Pam throws her mp3 player],Dwight,FALSE
6112,2,12,11,"Oh no, it's broken.",Dwight,FALSE
6113,2,12,11,What?!,Pam,FALSE
6114,2,12,11,"No, it's fine.  I told you it wouldn't break.  You could throw it all day long.",Dwight,FALSE
6115,2,12,11,That is so cool.  Thanks Dwight!,Pam,FALSE
6116,2,12,11,Yep.,Dwight,FALSE
6117,2,12,12,"So, I guess Pam and Dwight are friends now.",Jim,FALSE
6118,2,12,13,"Oh God no, Dwight isn't my friend... Oh my God!  Dwight's kind of my friend!",Pam,FALSE
6119,2,12,14,"No, nope, no one is helping me out at all Mom.  No, I'm not gonna call Jan.  She'd just worry... drive down here and make a big thing... Who told you that?  No, it was mutual.  What is Pam doing chatting with you?",Michael,FALSE
6120,2,12,15,Huh. Do you like candy?,Dwight,FALSE
6121,2,12,15,It's alright.,Angela,FALSE
6122,2,12,15,Cause you're sweeter than candy.,Dwight,FALSE
6123,2,12,15,What is wrong with you? [Dwight pats Angela on the rear and runs away laughing],Angela,FALSE
6124,2,12,15,Hey!,Angela,FALSE
6125,2,12,16,"Wow, you just dive right into it.",Toby,FALSE
6126,2,12,16,"You know, around age twelve, I just started goin' for it.",Ryan,FALSE
6127,2,12,16,"[loud noise in bathroom] No! Guh! OW! Awww, help, help me!",Michael,FALSE
6128,2,12,16,"What, what happened?",Toby,FALSE
6129,2,12,16,I fell off the toilet.  I'm caught between the toilet and the wall.,Michael,FALSE
6130,2,12,16,What do you need?,Toby,FALSE
6131,2,12,16,"Ugh, not you.  Someone else.  Get Pam.",Michael,FALSE
6132,2,12,16,I don't think Pam's gonna want to come into the men's room.,Toby,FALSE
6133,2,12,16,Get Ryan.  He needs to lift me. [Ryan shakes his head] and he needs to clean me up a little bit.  Bring a wet towel.,Michael,FALSE
6134,2,12,16,"Ryan, is, uh, dead.",Toby,FALSE
6135,2,12,16,"No, he's not.",Michael,FALSE
6136,2,12,16,Dead.,Toby,FALSE
6137,2,12,16,I just saw him.,Michael,FALSE
6138,2,12,16,"No.  Can't, can't you just get up yourself?  I... You only grilled your foot.",Toby,FALSE
6139,2,12,16,"Ugh, forget it.  I'll just get up myself.  No!  Uh, aaaahhh!  Ah!  Oh God!",Michael,FALSE
6140,2,12,17,Do you think Dwight's bein' a little weird today?,Jim,FALSE
6141,2,12,17,"No, he's actually been really nice and helpful.",Pam,FALSE
6142,2,12,17,And that isn't weird?,Jim,FALSE
6143,2,12,17,Wow...,Pam,FALSE
6144,2,12,17,"Can I have everyone's attention please?  Phyllis, Oscar, Ryan, who's supposed to be dead, can I ask you all a question?  Do you all know what it's like to be disabled?  Oscar?",Michael,FALSE
6145,2,12,17,"Um, I had scoliosis as a girl.",Phyllis,FALSE
6146,2,12,17,"No, never heard of it.  No, a",Michael,FALSE
6147,2,12,17,"When I was a teenager, I was in an iron lung.",Creed,FALSE
6148,2,12,17,"Wuh, how, how old are you? Look, the point is, I am the only one here who has a legitimate disability, although I'm sure Stanley has had his fair share of obstacles.",Michael,FALSE
6149,2,12,17,I'm not disabled and neither are you.,Stanley,FALSE
6150,2,12,17,"Ok, [lifts up cooked foot] what does this look like to you Stanley?!",Michael,FALSE
6151,2,12,17,"Mailboxes, Etc.",Stanley,FALSE
6152,2,12,17,"Shuuut it, ok, well, well you know what, disabilities are not things to be laughed at or laughed about.  You people are jerks.  Imagine if you had left Stevie Wonder on the floor of that bathroom instead of me.",Michael,FALSE
6153,2,12,17,"Oh, we wouldn't.  We love Stevie Wonder.",Phyllis,FALSE
6154,2,12,17,"[sigh] I burned my foot!!!  Ok, twenty minutes, conference room, everybody's in there!",Michael,FALSE
6155,2,12,17,[looking up at Creed] Dad?,Dwight,FALSE
6156,2,12,18,"While we are waiting for our special guest to arrive, I wanted you all to take a look at a few of the many, many disabled icons who have contributed so much to our society.",Michael,FALSE
6157,2,12,18,"Quick question: uh, why is Tom Hanks on the wall?",Jim,FALSE
6158,2,12,18,Twice.,Ryan,FALSE
6159,2,12,18,"Good question.  Forrest Gump: mentally challenged, Philadelphia [points to a picture from Big]: AIDS.",Michael,FALSE
6160,2,12,18,I think that's from Big.,Kevin,FALSE
6161,2,12,18,"I don't think so, no.",Michael,FALSE
6162,2,12,18,"Yeah, he's dancing on a piano with Robert Loggia.",Kelly,FALSE
6163,2,12,18,"He grew into a man overnight.  Rare disability, still works. [sigh] A crossword puzzle Stanley, seriously, are you learning nothing here?",Michael,FALSE
6164,2,12,18,Uh hmmmm... .,Stanley,FALSE
6165,2,12,18,What you mean uh hmmm... ?,Michael,FALSE
6166,2,12,18,I mean I'm learning nothing.,Stanley,FALSE
6167,2,12,18,Ok.,Michael,FALSE
6168,2,12,18,"Michael Scott, I'm looking for Michael Scott.",Billy Merchant,FALSE
6169,2,12,18,"Yes, right in here, come on in.",Michael,FALSE
6170,2,12,18,Great.,Billy Merchant,FALSE
6171,2,12,18,"This, ladies and gentlemen, is our special guest.",Michael,FALSE
6172,2,12,18,Sorry I'm late.  Someone parked in the handicapped parking space.,Billy Merchant,FALSE
6173,2,12,18,"Hey everyone, I'm Billy Merchant, you may have seen me around here before, I'm the properties manager of this office park",Billy Merchant,FALSE
6174,2,12,18,You are so brave. You are so brave.,Michael,FALSE
6175,2,12,18,"Thank you. Actually, I've been meaning to come by here for a long time...",Billy Merchant,FALSE
6176,2,12,18,But it's hard for you! Right? Because you're in a wheelchair.,Michael,FALSE
6177,2,12,18,"No, I just have a lot of properties to manage.",Billy Merchant,FALSE
6178,2,12,18,"Let me ask you something, how long does it take for you to do something simple, every day, like brush your teeth in the morning?",Michael,FALSE
6179,2,12,18,"I don't know, like 30 seconds?",Billy Merchant,FALSE
6180,2,12,18,"Oh my God, that's three times as long as it takes me.",Michael,FALSE
6181,2,12,18,How did you get in your wheelchair?,Michael,FALSE
6182,2,12,18,"This morning?  Just like every other morning, just climbed on in. [Everyone laughs]",Billy Merchant,FALSE
6183,2,12,18,"Hey, hey, hey, not funny! Not funny.",Michael,FALSE
6184,2,12,18,"Hey, hey, relax, just jokin around here.",Billy Merchant,FALSE
6185,2,12,18,"Well, that's good, he still has a sense of humor.",Michael,FALSE
6186,2,12,18,"Listen, I've actually used a chair since I was four years old.  I don't really notice it anymore.",Billy Merchant,FALSE
6187,2,12,18,"Well they notice it.  Don't you?  You notice it.  It's the first thing you saw when he rolled in here, isn't it?",Michael,FALSE
6188,2,12,19,I want to clamp Michael's face in a George Foreman grill.,Jim,FALSE
6189,2,12,20,"So, there are just a couple things I want to remind everybody of...",Billy Merchant,FALSE
6190,2,12,20,Ok...,Michael,FALSE
6191,2,12,20,"First is parking.  You can't block the freight entrance with your car, even if your blinkers are on.  Does anybody have any questions? [to Dwight, whose arms is raised]  Yes. Yeah? yes...",Billy Merchant,FALSE
6192,2,12,20,"Dwight, you have your hand up.",Pam,FALSE
6193,2,12,20,"Ignore him.  You know what?  We're not that different, you and I.  When I clamped my foot into a non-stick...",Michael,FALSE
6194,2,12,20,You know what Michael?,Billy Merchant,FALSE
6195,2,12,20,Yeah...,Michael,FALSE
6196,2,12,20,Let me stop you right there.,Billy Merchant,FALSE
6197,2,12,20,Ok.,Michael,FALSE
6198,2,12,20,And leave.,Billy Merchant,FALSE
6199,2,12,21,Did you see Born on the Fourth of July?  I was under the impression that Billy would be more like that guy.,Michael,FALSE
6200,2,12,22,What's wrong with that guy?,Billy Merchant,FALSE
6201,2,12,22,You mean today?  He stepped on a George Foremen grill and he burned his foot.,Jim,FALSE
6202,2,12,22,"No, not Michael.  The moon-faced kid who crashed into the pole.  He looks like he has a concussion.",Billy Merchant,FALSE
6203,2,12,23,[popping his bubble wrap cast] Hey!,Michael,FALSE
6204,2,12,23,I found the pudding cups you wanted in a gas station in Carbondale!,Ryan,FALSE
6205,2,12,23,"You did it!  Look at you, and with the plate and the napkin.  Very nice.  Thank you, Ryan.",Michael,FALSE
6206,2,12,23,You are very welcome.,Ryan,FALSE
6207,2,12,23,Did you get the yams?,Michael,FALSE
6208,2,12,23,"No, the gas station in Carbondale did not have fresh yams!",Ryan,FALSE
6209,2,12,23,"[sigh] Ok, I'll just have the pudding.",Michael,FALSE
6210,2,12,23,You sure?,Ryan,FALSE
6211,2,12,23,Yeh.,Michael,FALSE
6212,2,12,23,Ok.,Ryan,FALSE
6213,2,12,24,You know what?  I feel better.  Ryan brought me some chocolate pudding and his kindness healed my foot.,Michael,FALSE
6214,2,12,25,"Yeah, baby, I am feelin' better.  My body's literally healing itself.  It is amazing what the human body is capable of when you have a powerful brain.",Michael,FALSE
6215,2,12,26,I ground up four extra-strength aspirin and put them in Michael's pudding.  I do the same thing with my dog to get him to take his heartworm medicine.,Ryan,FALSE
6216,2,12,27,"Uh, finally feel the blood coursing through my foot veins.",Michael,FALSE
6217,2,12,27,"[hits his head on his desk]  Uh, ugh, ohhhh...",Dwight,FALSE
6218,2,12,27,"Uh, ok, I think we need to take him to the hospital because I'm pretty sure he has a concussion.",Jim,FALSE
6219,2,12,27,"Oh, now you feel some compassion for him.",Michael,FALSE
6220,2,12,27,"He needs to go right now, and you're his emergency contact.  I think that you should go with him.",Angela,FALSE
6221,2,12,27,Why don't you go with him?,Michael,FALSE
6222,2,12,27,"I, barely know him...",Angela,FALSE
6223,2,12,27,I want Michael to take me...,Dwight,FALSE
6224,2,12,27,"I can't take you, I don't have my car and yours is all vomity.",Michael,FALSE
6225,2,12,27,You can take my van!,Meredith,FALSE
6226,2,12,27,"Oh, ok, that's, great.  No, I can't drive.  Jim why don't you drive.",Michael,FALSE
6227,2,12,27,Fine.,Jim,FALSE
6228,2,12,27,"We'll go.  I'm still recovering. So let's just, Ryan, could you get my coat please.",Michael,FALSE
6229,2,12,27,"Slowly, slowly.  Let's just get to the elevator.",Jim,FALSE
6230,2,12,27,Choo choo choo choo choo choo...,Dwight,FALSE
6231,2,12,27,"What are you doing?  What, stop...",Jim,FALSE
6232,2,12,27,Vietnam sounds.,Dwight,FALSE
6233,2,12,27,"[Dwight falls onto the couch] Stop, stop, stop, stop.",Jim,FALSE
6234,2,12,27,Tired... [Jim grabs spray bottle from planter],Dwight,FALSE
6235,2,12,27,You can't lay down.,Jim,FALSE
6236,2,12,27,Want to take a rake... .,Dwight,FALSE
6237,2,12,27,Wake up. [sprays Dwight],Jim,FALSE
6238,2,12,27,Ahh!,Dwight,FALSE
6239,2,12,27,"Dwight, here, let me help you Dwight.",Pam,FALSE
6240,2,12,27,I'm just gonna get...,Jim,FALSE
6241,2,12,27,"Ok, Pam, thanks.",Dwight,FALSE
6242,2,12,27,"Get up, get up.",Pam,FALSE
6243,2,12,27,You're the best.,Dwight,FALSE
6244,2,12,27,Yeah.,Pam,FALSE
6245,2,12,27,Just keep him awake.,Jim,FALSE
6246,2,12,27,It smells like chicken soup.,Dwight,FALSE
6247,2,12,27,I know.,Pam,FALSE
6248,2,12,27,I have to go to the hospital.,Dwight,FALSE
6249,2,12,27,I know.,Pam,FALSE
6250,2,12,27,Where we going?,Dwight,FALSE
6251,2,12,27,I just want to say goodbye ok?,Pam,FALSE
6252,2,12,27,"I'll be back, I mean...",Dwight,FALSE
6253,2,12,27,"Yes, I know, but it's gonna be different.",Pam,FALSE
6254,2,12,27,Why?,Dwight,FALSE
6255,2,12,27,It's just hard to explain.,Pam,FALSE
6256,2,12,27,"Aw, Pam, you're adorable [taps her nose]",Dwight,FALSE
6257,2,12,27,Oh my goodness!,Pam,FALSE
6258,2,12,27,[giggles],Dwight,FALSE
6259,2,12,27,Come here.,Pam,FALSE
6260,2,12,27,"Oh, huggy hugs.",Dwight,FALSE
6261,2,12,28,Shotgun!,Michael,FALSE
6262,2,12,28,You don't think you should sit in the back with Dwight?,Jim,FALSE
6263,2,12,29,The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear.  The first person to shout 'shotgun' when you're within the sight of the car gets the front seat.  That's how  the game's played.  There are no exceptions for someone with a concussion.,Michael,FALSE
6264,2,12,30,"Oh, God, a mini-van.  What is Meredith's problem?",Michael,FALSE
6265,2,12,30,"Well, I think she has a kid.",Jim,FALSE
6266,2,12,30,"Well, yeah she has one kid, no husband.  She's not gonna find one driving this thing around.",Michael,FALSE
6267,2,12,30,Where are we going?,Dwight,FALSE
6268,2,12,30,"Come on, get inside.",Jim,FALSE
6269,2,12,30,Where are we going?,Dwight,FALSE
6270,2,12,30,We're going to Chuck E. Cheese.,Jim,FALSE
6271,2,12,30,"Chuck E. Cheese?  Oh, God, I'm so sick of Chuck E. Cheese.",Michael,FALSE
6272,2,12,30,"We're going to the hospital, Michael.",Jim,FALSE
6273,2,12,30,"I know, just sayin'.",Michael,FALSE
6274,2,12,31,"Dwight, what are you drinking?",Michael,FALSE
6275,2,12,31,I found it under the seat.,Dwight,FALSE
6276,2,12,31,"Oh my God, Dwight, put that down.",Jim,FALSE
6277,2,12,31,I'm thirsty.,Dwight,FALSE
6278,2,12,31,Give the bottle to Michael [sprays Dwight],Jim,FALSE
6279,2,12,31,No!,Dwight,FALSE
6280,2,12,31,Give the bottle to Michael!,Jim,FALSE
6281,2,12,31,I'm thirsty!,Dwight,FALSE
6282,2,12,31,Give it to me.,Michael,FALSE
6283,2,12,31,No.,Dwight,FALSE
6284,2,12,31,Dwight... [to Jim] You just keep your eyes on the road. [to Dwight]  Give me the bottle or you're fired.,Michael,FALSE
6285,2,12,31,"You can't fire me, I don't work in this van!",Dwight,FALSE
6286,2,12,31,Give it to me Dwight.,Michael,FALSE
6287,2,12,31,No. [takes a drink],Dwight,FALSE
6288,2,12,31,Give me the bottle!!,Michael,FALSE
6289,2,12,31,[to Michael] Will you stop?,Jim,FALSE
6290,2,12,31,"Gimme the bottle, Dwight!",Michael,FALSE
6291,2,12,31,Michael stop.,Jim,FALSE
6292,2,12,31,[drinks] Mmmmm...,Dwight,FALSE
6293,2,12,31,Just give it!,Michael,FALSE
6294,2,12,31,"Michael stop. [sprays Michael, then Dwight]",Jim,FALSE
6295,2,12,31,"Stop, stop it! Stop spraying! [Dwight whines] Gimme the bottle!",Michael,FALSE
6296,2,12,31,Stop [sprays Michael],Jim,FALSE
6297,2,12,31,My eyes!,Dwight,FALSE
6298,2,12,31,Stop spraying me!  Gimme the bottle!,Michael,FALSE
6299,2,12,31,My eyes!,Dwight,FALSE
6300,2,12,32,"Dwight, what is your middle name.",Michael,FALSE
6301,2,12,32,Danger.,Dwight,FALSE
6302,2,12,32,[sigh] Something with a 'K'.,Michael,FALSE
6303,2,12,32,"It's Kurt.  Wow, I am so sad that I know that.",Jim,FALSE
6304,2,12,32,What do I write under 'reason for visit'?,Michael,FALSE
6305,2,12,32,Concussion. [Michael scribbles something out] What did you write?,Jim,FALSE
6306,2,12,32,Nothing.  I wrote 'bringing someone to the hospital'.,Michael,FALSE
6307,2,12,32,So you thought they meant your reason for coming to the hospital.,Jim,FALSE
6308,2,12,32,"No... you know what Jim, this isn't about me anymore.  I made a miraculous recovery, which is more than I can say for him. [Dwight falls towards Jim]",Michael,FALSE
6309,2,12,32,Come on Dwight. [sprays Dwight],Jim,FALSE
6310,2,12,32,Hi Michael!,Dwight,FALSE
6311,2,12,32,Hi Dwight.,Michael,FALSE
6312,2,12,33,Ahhh.  Mweehaa,Dwight,FALSE
6313,2,12,33,"Doctor, what is more serious, a head injury or a foot injury?",Michael,FALSE
6314,2,12,33,A head injury.,Doctor,FALSE
6315,2,12,33,"Well, you don't have all the information. The foot as been fairly severely burned and healed quickly, very quickly, actually like suspiciously quickly.",Michael,FALSE
6316,2,12,33,"[to Dwight] So, I'm ordering a CAT scan.",Doctor,FALSE
6317,2,12,33,What is that?,Dwight,FALSE
6318,2,12,33,"Look since you have the machine up and running, can I just stick my foot, we take a look?",Michael,FALSE
6319,2,12,33,"Well, for a burn, you really just need to look at the outside of the foot.",Doctor,FALSE
6320,2,12,33,"Ok, what kinda machine is that?",Michael,FALSE
6321,2,12,33,Does the skin look red and swollen?,Doctor,FALSE
6322,2,12,33,That's what she said.,Dwight,FALSE
6323,2,12,33,"That's my joke, damnit Dwight.",Michael,FALSE
6324,2,12,34,"Ok, no electronics past this point.  Camera, sound equipment...",Lab Tech,FALSE
6325,2,12,34,"It's ok, they're with me.",Michael,FALSE
6326,2,12,34,No metal of any kind.,Lab Tech,FALSE
6327,2,12,34,"Alright, well, I guess this is where we leave you off.",Michael,FALSE
6328,2,12,34,I don't want to do this.,Dwight,FALSE
6329,2,12,34,"Uh, well you should of thought of before you crashed your head on your way to pick me up.  We'll, see you when you get out.",Michael,FALSE
6330,2,12,34,Oh.,Dwight,FALSE
6331,2,12,34,Fine. Fine.,Michael,FALSE
6332,2,12,35,"Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.",Pam,FALSE
6333,2,12,35,"Dunder Mifflin, this is Jim.",Jim,FALSE
6334,2,12,35,"Oh my God, what is going on, is Dwight ok?",Pam,FALSE
6335,2,12,35,"Uh hmm, he should be fine, but, uh, they brought him in for a CAT scan.",Jim,FALSE
6336,2,12,35,I can't believe he's getting a CAT scan.,Pam,FALSE
6337,2,12,35,Michael went in there with him too.  It's pretty sweet.,Jim,FALSE
6338,2,12,35,Really? Michael went in with him?,Pam,FALSE
6339,2,12,35,Uh huh.,Jim,FALSE
6340,2,12,35,Wow.,Pam,FALSE
6341,2,12,35,"But they shouldn't be much longer now, so we'll be back soon.",Jim,FALSE
6342,2,12,35,"Ok, that's uh, good news [Pam sees Angela eavesdropping] Uh, yeah, no I'll let you go.",Pam,FALSE
6343,2,12,35,Ok.,Jim,FALSE
6344,2,12,35,Ok. Bye.,Pam,FALSE
6345,2,12,35,Bye.,Jim,FALSE
6346,2,12,36,"Hey, Oscar?",Pam,FALSE
6347,2,12,36,"What's up, Pam?",Oscar,FALSE
6348,2,12,36,"I just wanted to let you that Dwight's gonna be ok.  The doctor said there's a really simple treatment for a concussion, so he'll probably even be back at work tomorrow.",Pam,FALSE
6349,2,12,36,Ok...,Oscar,FALSE
6350,2,12,36,"I just, uh, thought you'd want to know that.",Pam,FALSE
6351,2,12,37,"Ok Mr. Schrute, inhale with me on three.  One, two, uh Sir? [Michael tries to put his leg in the scanner] Stop that. Stop. Stop that.",Lab Tech,FALSE
6352,2,12,38,[Jim popping Michael's bubble wrap cast] You should put butter on it.,Oscar,TRUE
6353,2,12,38,"Uh, that's what she said.  See, haven't lost my sense of humor.  No, no need, it was a non-stick grill.",Michael,TRUE
6354,2,12,39,"I've had a Foreman grill for about six years, I've done about 85% of my cooking on it, but I've never burnt myself, probably because I don't use it as a pillow.",Jim,TRUE
6355,2,12,40,"I always keep a stash of bubble wrap at my house.  Some days, hectic, tiring days, I just like to go home and zone out and click on the tube and pop a few.  Very soothing.  [to the interviewer] Want to try?",Michael,TRUE
6356,2,12,41,"You know, that's probably not gonna last too long, you should go to a hospital and get a real cast.",Jim,TRUE
6357,2,12,41,"Right, I'm gonna spend the day in the hospital, bujehh.  Bureaucracy and germs.",Michael,TRUE
6358,2,12,41,And doctors.,Jim,TRUE
6359,2,12,41,"Yes, so, no thank you.",Michael,TRUE
6360,2,12,41,Pssht.,Dwight,TRUE
6361,2,12,41,What?,Michael,TRUE
6362,2,12,41,"Constructing a home-made cast?  Genius.  Filled with foresight.  Like in the pioneer times, if you lost a leg, they would then use the bone of the leg for a cane.  They wasted nothing.",Dwight,TRUE
6363,2,12,41,"Wow, I don't want to hear... you talk.  Pam, could I have a word with you in my office?  [stumbling] Oh, oh, oh.  Alright.",Michael,TRUE
6364,2,12,42,My assignment is to make a temporary disabled parking permit for Michael Scott.,Ryan,TRUE
6365,2,12,43,Ooo! Who made popcorn? [Michael rubbing butter on his foot],Angela,TRUE
6366,2,12,44,"[on speakerphone] Well you know, frankly a lot of us have been saying this for a long time.",Toby,TRUE
6367,2,12,44,"Yeah, I've been sayin that.",Michael,TRUE
6368,2,12,44,"Yeah, and I, uh, I think that the very fact that we're including it in our agenda frankly, is a big step forward.",Toby,TRUE
6369,2,12,44,Did you know I used to be in HR?,Michael,TRUE
6370,2,12,44,I'm sorry?,Toby,TRUE
6371,2,12,44,I used to be in HR.  I was a Hell raiser.,Michael,TRUE
6372,2,12,44,"Uh, ok.",Toby,TRUE
6373,2,12,44,Right? [laughs],Michael,TRUE
6374,2,12,44,"Uh, great.  Why don't we move on?",Toby,TRUE
6375,2,12,44,Alright. Movin' on.,Michael,TRUE
6376,2,12,44,Great.  Because you that I think the very fact that [Michael mutes the call],Toby,TRUE
6377,2,12,44,"Ry-an.  You're here.  Whatcha got, whatcha got?  Alright, Panic Room, Maverick, Nell, Sommersby, The Accused.  Where's Little Man Tate?",Michael,TRUE
6378,2,12,44,They were out.,Ryan,TRUE
6379,2,12,44,Oh come on.,Michael,TRUE
6380,2,12,44,At three different places.,Ryan,TRUE
6381,2,12,44,"Oh man.  It's not a Jodie Foster afternoon without Little Man Tate, buddy.",Michael,TRUE
6382,2,12,45,"Mmm, I'm telling you the best cure in the world is comfort food.  You know how they say 'stuff a cold'?  Well I don't care you've got, the flu, Lyme disease, emphysema, you eat an entire dark meat chicken, you can walk on the moon.",Michael,TRUE
6383,2,12,46,"Look, I feel fine.  As a volunteer sheriff's deputy I have been trained to notice all the signs of a concussion.  One of them is slurred speech, ok?  Number three, shortness of breath.  There are four things you have to remember.  One: I am faster than 80% of all snakes.  Also.",Dwight,TRUE
6384,2,12,47,We need to get your friend into the CT machine.,Doctor,TRUE
6385,2,12,47,"Into a machine?!  Ok. Uh, that's bad, will you stay with me?",Dwight,TRUE
6386,2,12,47,No.,Michael,TRUE
6387,2,12,47,"Ok, will you please call my cousin Mose?",Dwight,TRUE
6388,2,12,47,"No, I'm not calling your weirdo cousin.  Twenty-seven years old, never left the beet farm.",Michael,TRUE
6389,2,12,47,Oh God.  Oh God.,Dwight,TRUE
6390,2,12,47,Guh-od.,Michael,TRUE
6391,2,12,47,Oh God.,Dwight,TRUE
6392,2,12,47,"Ok, I'll stand near you.",Michael,TRUE
6393,2,12,47,Next to me?,Dwight,TRUE
6394,2,12,47,Next-ish.,Michael,TRUE
6395,2,12,48,I'm gonna pull the car around.,Jim,TRUE
6396,2,12,48,Shh shh shh shh.,Michael,TRUE
6397,2,12,48,Do you speak Spanish?,Jim,TRUE
6398,2,12,48,No. Do you?,Michael,TRUE
6399,2,12,48,"No, I don't.",Jim,TRUE
6400,2,13,1,Not much what's up with you?,Jim,FALSE
6401,2,13,1,"Oh, I can not believe I fell for that. [laughing] Oh, my God.",Pam,FALSE
6402,2,13,1,"Ah, ah, ah, what? What? Where's the funny? Give it to me.",Michael,FALSE
6403,2,13,1,"Umm, is it me or does it smell like up-dog in here?",Jim,FALSE
6404,2,13,1,What's up-dog?,Michael,FALSE
6405,2,13,1,Nothin' much what's up with you?,Jim,FALSE
6406,2,13,1,"Oh, oh, wow! I walked right into that. Oh, that's brilliant!",Michael,FALSE
6407,2,13,2,"Hey, Stanley, is that jacket make of up-dog?",Michael,FALSE
6408,2,13,2,I'm on the phone.,Stanley,FALSE
6409,2,13,3,"Mmm, what flavour coffee is that?  Up-dog?",Michael,FALSE
6410,2,13,3,What's that?,Ryan,FALSE
6411,2,13,3,"I don't know, nothin', what's up with you?",Michael,FALSE
6412,2,13,3,Huh?,Ryan,FALSE
6413,2,13,3,"[low] No, damn it!",Michael,FALSE
6414,2,13,4,What does that mean?,Kevin,FALSE
6415,2,13,4,What does what mean?,Michael,FALSE
6416,2,13,4,The thing you just said?,Kevin,FALSE
6417,2,13,4,Just forget it.,Michael,FALSE
6418,2,13,5,Dwight! Hey is it me or does this place smell like up-dog?,Michael,FALSE
6419,2,13,5,What's up-dog?,Dwight,FALSE
6420,2,13,5,"Gotcha! [laughing] Oh, God. [low] Crap! Nothin' how ya doing?",Michael,FALSE
6421,2,13,5,Good. How are you doing?,Dwight,FALSE
6422,2,13,5,[mouthing] So close.,Jim,FALSE
6423,2,13,5,[low] Damn it.,Michael,FALSE
6424,2,13,6,"Today is spring cleaning day here at Dunder Mifflin. And yes I know its January. I am not an idiot. But, if you do your Spring cleaning in January; guess what you don't have to do in the spring?  Anything.  They say a cluttered desk means a cluttered mind.  Well I say that an empty desk means a...",Michael,FALSE
6425,2,13,6,Empty mind.,Dwight,FALSE
6426,2,13,6,"No, that's not... no, that's not what I was going to say.",Michael,FALSE
6427,2,13,7,"Meredith, men's room. Make sure you replace the urinal cakes.  They're worn down. Kevin file drawers. Angela kitchen. Oscar dusting. Where is Oscar?",Dwight,FALSE
6428,2,13,7,He's out sick.,Angela,FALSE
6429,2,13,7,That's unacceptable.,Dwight,FALSE
6430,2,13,7,I agree it's unacceptable. [longing look],Angela,FALSE
6431,2,13,7,Whhh... What are you guys doing?,Kevin,FALSE
6432,2,13,8,Michael.,Dwight,FALSE
6433,2,13,8,Yes.,Michael,FALSE
6434,2,13,8,Oscar is out sick.,Dwight,FALSE
6435,2,13,8,On a Friday? [Dwight nods],Michael,FALSE
6436,2,13,9,Can I do some of the talking?,Dwight,FALSE
6437,2,13,9,I will do all the talking.,Michael,FALSE
6438,2,13,9,"Ok, let him know that I'm here.",Dwight,FALSE
6439,2,13,9,Hello.,Oscar,FALSE
6440,2,13,9,What difference does it make whether your here?,Michael,FALSE
6441,2,13,9,Hello?,Oscar,FALSE
6442,2,13,9,"Hi, Oscar its Michael.",Michael,FALSE
6443,2,13,9,And Dwight.,Dwight,FALSE
6444,2,13,9,"Yechh, yeah, um, heard you were under the weather?",Michael,FALSE
6445,2,13,9,Yeah I think I came down with the flu.,Oscar,FALSE
6446,2,13,9,"Really? Oh, that is a shame.  You know it's cleaning day here today? Could have used some of that famous Hispanic cleaning ethic.",Michael,FALSE
6447,2,13,9,"Yeah, I feel terrible about it.",Oscar,FALSE
6448,2,13,9,Ask him his symptoms. I'm on Web M.D.,Dwight,FALSE
6449,2,13,9,What are your symptoms?,Michael,FALSE
6450,2,13,9,I have the chills.,Oscar,FALSE
6451,2,13,9,"Umm, hmmm.",Michael,FALSE
6452,2,13,9,I feel nauseous and my heads killing.,Oscar,FALSE
6453,2,13,9,Checks out.,Dwight,FALSE
6454,2,13,9,Michael is there anything you need from me? I'd like to go back to bed.,Oscar,FALSE
6455,2,13,9,I need you to go back to bed. I need you to get better. See you Monday.  Unless you're still sick.  So have a great long weekend.,Michael,FALSE
6456,2,13,9,I'll just be sleep--- [Michael hangs up the phone before Oscar can finish],Oscar,FALSE
6457,2,13,9,Ok. First impressions?,Dwight,FALSE
6458,2,13,9,He sounded sick.,Michael,FALSE
6459,2,13,9,Which is exactly how you'd wanna sound like if you wanted someone to think you were sick.,Dwight,FALSE
6460,2,13,9,That's exactly what I was thinking.,Michael,FALSE
6461,2,13,9,Question? May I investigate?,Dwight,FALSE
6462,2,13,9,Yeah. Drop what you're doing. Make this a priority. Because an office can't function efficiently unless people are at their desks doing their jobs.,Michael,FALSE
6463,2,13,10,I bought my veil.,Pam,FALSE
6464,2,13,10,Oh my God! That is so exciting! Can I be a bridesmaid?,Kelly,FALSE
6465,2,13,10,Ummm...,Pam,FALSE
6466,2,13,10,"Listen, you don't have to answer now. But how are you going to do your hair?",Kelly,FALSE
6467,2,13,10,"Ok. I was thinking about wearing it down. Kind of like, I don't know, like loose with big curls and...",Pam,FALSE
6468,2,13,10,You'd look like an angel. I'm seriously going to cry.,Kelly,FALSE
6469,2,13,10,"Wowweee. Mikey likey. Why don't you wear your hair like that all the time.  It's much sexier. [Pam puts hair back up] [Michael walks by Jim] Man, this must be torture for you.",Michael,FALSE
6470,2,13,11,Yeah. On the booze cruise I told Michael about some feelings I used to have for Pam. I had just broken up with Katy and had a couple drinks. And I confided in the world's worst confidant.,Jim,FALSE
6471,2,13,12,Hey Michael.,Jim,FALSE
6472,2,13,12,Hey Jim-bag.,Michael,FALSE
6473,2,13,12,Remember that thing I told you on the booze cruise about Pam? That... was... personal so if we can just keep that between you and me. That would be great.,Jim,FALSE
6474,2,13,12,Really?,Michael,FALSE
6475,2,13,12,"Umm, hmm.",Jim,FALSE
6476,2,13,12,Who else knows?,Michael,FALSE
6477,2,13,12,Nobody.,Jim,FALSE
6478,2,13,12,Wow!,Michael,FALSE
6479,2,13,13,"Jim and I are great friends. We hang out a ton, mostly at work. But, the fact that he told me his secret and no one else knows says everything about our friendship.  And it is why, I intend on keeping that secret for as long as I possibly can.",Michael,FALSE
6480,2,13,14,My lips are sealed. [singing] My lips are sealed... Bangles.,Michael,FALSE
6481,2,13,14,Alright. Great. Thank you.,Jim,FALSE
6482,2,13,14,"[singing] Can you hear me, they talk about us...",Michael,FALSE
6483,2,13,15,Listen Temp. I am conducting a little investigation so I'm no longer going to be able to head up spring cleaning.  Do you think you can handle it?,Dwight,FALSE
6484,2,13,15,"Yeah, I think I can handle it.",Ryan,FALSE
6485,2,13,15,Do you,Dwight,FALSE
6486,2,13,15,I think.,Ryan,FALSE
6487,2,13,15,"[low] Oh God, here.",Dwight,FALSE
6488,2,13,16,"Hey, whatcha gettin'?",Michael,FALSE
6489,2,13,16,I'm going with grape.,Jim,FALSE
6490,2,13,16,"Ah, good stuff, good stuff. Did you see the game last night?",Michael,FALSE
6491,2,13,16,Which one?,Jim,FALSE
6492,2,13,16,"Any of em?  So, uh, what's the 411? Any news on the 'P' situation?",Michael,FALSE
6493,2,13,16,I don't know what you mean.,Jim,FALSE
6494,2,13,16,P-A-M. P-A,Michael,FALSE
6495,2,13,16,"Uh, uh, ok.",Jim,FALSE
6496,2,13,16,"No it's okay, we're talking code.",Michael,FALSE
6497,2,13,16,What is?,Stanley,FALSE
6498,2,13,16,Listen Stanley. How long does it take you to pick out a soda?,Michael,FALSE
6499,2,13,16,I'm going to take off actually.,Jim,FALSE
6500,2,13,16,"Alright, well, cool. [Michael walks by Jim] Still deciding?",Michael,FALSE
6501,2,13,16,Hmm?,Stanley,FALSE
6502,2,13,16,[Michael presses a button for Stanley] Peach iced tea. You're going to hate it.,Michael,FALSE
6503,2,13,17,"Hey Oscar how ya doin'? Dwight Schrute calling.  Listen a little question for you, buddy.  I called six minutes ago and no one answered. So I was wondering if you could explain. Oh, I see, so. Sounds like you're too sick to come into work but your well enough to go to the pharmacy.",Dwight,FALSE
6504,2,13,18,"There are several different ways to tell if a perp is lying. The liar will avoid direct eye contact. The liar will cover part of his or her face with his hands, especially the mouth.  The liar will perspire.  Unfortunately I spoke to Oscar on the phone so none of this is useful.",Dwight,FALSE
6505,2,13,19,It's Grrrrrrape! Soda.,Michael,FALSE
6506,2,13,19,Tony the tiger.  You don't hear that much any more.,Jim,FALSE
6507,2,13,19,Not so much.,Michael,FALSE
6508,2,13,19,"Ok, what is going on here?",Dwight,FALSE
6509,2,13,19,Nothing.,Michael,FALSE
6510,2,13,19,"Oh, really nothing? Fact: You are drinking grape soda. You never drink grape soda.  Fact: You are talking to Jim. You never talk to Jim.",Dwight,FALSE
6511,2,13,19,Fact: I love grape soda. I always have. Fact: Jim and I talk all the time. We tell each other secrets.,Michael,FALSE
6512,2,13,19,Ok. So what is the secret Michael?,Dwight,FALSE
6513,2,13,19,"Um, I had asked Michael if I could head up the Oscar investigation and he said that only Dwight was capable of handling such sensitive material.",Jim,FALSE
6514,2,13,19,Is that true?,Dwight,FALSE
6515,2,13,19,"Um, I don't know, yeah, yeah, yeah it is.",Michael,FALSE
6516,2,13,19,Thank you Michael.  I know your telling the truth.,Dwight,FALSE
6517,2,13,19,Ok.,Michael,FALSE
6518,2,13,19,I can tell. I won't let you down.,Dwight,FALSE
6519,2,13,19,Good.,Michael,FALSE
6520,2,13,19,Thanks.,Jim,FALSE
6521,2,13,19,"Whooo, nice. That was, that was slick.  What are you doin' for lunch?",Michael,FALSE
6522,2,13,19,I don't know probably just gonna eat my ham and cheese sandwich in the break room.,Jim,FALSE
6523,2,13,19,"Oh nonsense [lifts leg and puts it on Jim's desk], no way, no. Why don't, why don't I take you out to lunch? My treat.",Michael,FALSE
6524,2,13,19,"No, that's alright, thank you though. It's, I, gotta do some cleaning, should probably stick around here.",Jim,FALSE
6525,2,13,19,Hey you know what we could do? We could spread out a blanket in the break room.  Have a little picnic order some 'za. Talk about you know who.,Michael,FALSE
6526,2,13,19,"Oh, ah, no but no. You know what let's go out. That was a good idea.  Let's go out.",Jim,FALSE
6527,2,13,19,I know just he place.,Michael,FALSE
6528,2,13,20,"[at Hooters] Oh man, you should order milk. Get it?",Michael,FALSE
6529,2,13,21,"Why do I like Hooters? Well I will give you two reasons, the boobs and the hot wings.",Michael,FALSE
6530,2,13,22,"Oh, here we go, here we go. Bogy at 3 o'clock. Hi.",Michael,FALSE
6531,2,13,22,Hey I'm Dana. Welcome to Hooters.,Dana,FALSE
6532,2,13,22,"We're not worthy. We're not worthy. Hello Dana, I am Michael and this is Jim and we are brothers.",Michael,FALSE
6533,2,13,22,Nope we're not brothers.,Jim,FALSE
6534,2,13,22,I'm his boss actually.  And I treat him well. I'm taking him out to lunch cause I can afford it and he can have whatever he wants.,Michael,FALSE
6535,2,13,22,"Can I just have the ham and cheese sandwich, thanks.",Jim,FALSE
6536,2,13,22,And for you?,Dana,FALSE
6537,2,13,22,"Tell me Dana, how is your chicken breast?",Michael,FALSE
6538,2,13,22,"Oh, it's great. It's served with our world famous wing sauce.",Dana,FALSE
6539,2,13,22,"Mmmm, sounds yummy.  I will have a chicken breast hold the chicken. [Giggles]",Michael,FALSE
6540,2,13,22,Is that what you really want?,Dana,FALSE
6541,2,13,22,"No, I'm gonna have the gourmet hot dog.",Michael,FALSE
6542,2,13,22,Great.,Dana,FALSE
6543,2,13,23,Who took all the black ones?,Dwight,FALSE
6544,2,13,23,That's a communal bowl.,Pam,FALSE
6545,2,13,23,"So, how did Oscar sound when he called in?",Dwight,FALSE
6546,2,13,23,"Sick, like lots of sniffling. I don't know.",Pam,FALSE
6547,2,13,23,Sniffling how?,Dwight,FALSE
6548,2,13,23,Umm. How many different ways are there to sniffle?,Pam,FALSE
6549,2,13,23,Three.,Dwight,FALSE
6550,2,13,23,"Ok, it was the second one.",Pam,FALSE
6551,2,13,23,"Ok, good, thank you.  That wasn't so hard now was it?",Dwight,FALSE
6552,2,13,23,Nuh-uh.,Pam,FALSE
6553,2,13,24,What do you like best about Pam?,Michael,FALSE
6554,2,13,24,"Uh, I really don't want to talk about it.",Jim,FALSE
6555,2,13,24,"Is it her boobs, or...",Michael,FALSE
6556,2,13,24,"Um, she's easy to talk to I guess and she's got a really good sense of humor.",Jim,FALSE
6557,2,13,24,Really?,Michael,FALSE
6558,2,13,24,Uh-huh.,Jim,FALSE
6559,2,13,24,Never get's any of my jokes.,Michael,FALSE
6560,2,13,24,What about you?,Jim,FALSE
6561,2,13,24,"Her boobs, definitely.",Michael,FALSE
6562,2,13,24,"Wow, that's not what I meant.",Jim,FALSE
6563,2,13,24,Here you go.,Dana,FALSE
6564,2,13,24,"Oh, thank you.",Michael,FALSE
6565,2,13,24,And I understand we have a birthday today.,Dana,FALSE
6566,2,13,24,Ohhh happy birthday Jim!,Michael,FALSE
6567,2,13,24,Ready girls? Front side.,Dana,FALSE
6568,2,13,24,"You put your front side in; you put your front side out. You put your front side in and shake it all about. You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about. Whoo, hoo!",Hooter's Girls,FALSE
6569,2,13,24,Thank you.,Jim,FALSE
6570,2,13,24,Woo! Yeah!,Michael,FALSE
6571,2,13,24,"Thanks, thanks Dana.",Jim,FALSE
6572,2,13,24,Thank you very much.,Michael,FALSE
6573,2,13,25,Hilarious. Hey.,Michael,FALSE
6574,2,13,25,What did you guys talk about?,Pam,FALSE
6575,2,13,25,"[Holds up Hooters t-shirt] Just you know politics, literature.",Jim,FALSE
6576,2,13,25,I hate you.,Pam,FALSE
6577,2,13,26,Quick Oscar update. I have conducted interviews with everyone in the office.,Dwight,FALSE
6578,2,13,26,Just go to his house and see if he's sick. I could have done this Investigation in like twenty minutes.,Michael,FALSE
6579,2,13,26,Including prep time?,Dwight,FALSE
6580,2,13,26,Just do it.,Michael,FALSE
6581,2,13,27,If I had to I could clean out my desk in five seconds and nobody would ever know I had ever been here.  And I'd forget too.,Ryan,FALSE
6582,2,13,28,[Michael messes up hair to look like Jim's] Expenses.,Michael,FALSE
6583,2,13,28,Michael is that a wig?,Kevin,FALSE
6584,2,13,28,No. It's... I wear it like that sometimes. Is that a wig?,Michael,FALSE
6585,2,13,28,No.,Kevin,FALSE
6586,2,13,28,This is from Hooters.,Angela,FALSE
6587,2,13,28,"Yeah, it's a business lunch.",Michael,FALSE
6588,2,13,28,Did Toby approve this?,Angela,FALSE
6589,2,13,28,No he did not. I don't need his permission.,Michael,FALSE
6590,2,13,28,You just got your corporate credit card back. Do you really want me to take it away again?,Toby,FALSE
6591,2,13,29,"Uhhh it's ridiculous. They took my card away because I spent $80 bucks at a magic shop. What they don't understand is that I bought the stuff to impress potential clients. So business related, right?",Michael,FALSE
6592,2,13,30,I put a cigarette through a freakin' quarter.  And you know what Toby? They almost bought from us.,Michael,FALSE
6593,2,13,30,I'm not processing this.,Toby,FALSE
6594,2,13,30,"Look Jim needed a relaxing lunch, he has been depressed and it has been affecting his productivity.  How is that not work related?",Michael,FALSE
6595,2,13,30,He seems fine to me.,Toby,FALSE
6596,2,13,30,"You're not his friend, you don't know. He is in love with a girl he works with who's engaged.  So just cut me some slack. Please?",Michael,FALSE
6597,2,13,30,Pam?,Kelly,FALSE
6598,2,13,31,Angela who would you choose Jim or Roy?,Phylis,FALSE
6599,2,13,31,"It's nobody's business, Phyllis. Roy.",Angela,FALSE
6600,2,13,32,Jim has got it bad for Pam.,Kevin,FALSE
6601,2,13,32,Oh ho!  Which one is Pam?,Creed,FALSE
6602,2,13,32,Well she's the... Hey Michael so do you think Jim will try to break up the wedding?,Kevin,FALSE
6603,2,13,32,"You know what Kevin? Jim is a friend of mine, so the only people that this crush really concerns is Jim and Pam... and me.",Michael,FALSE
6604,2,13,33,"As a volunteer Sheriff's Deputy I have been doing surveillance for years.  One time I suspected an ex-girlfriend of mine of cheating on me.  So I tailed her for six straight nights.  Turns out she was, with a couple of guys actually so... mystery solved.",Dwight,FALSE
6605,2,13,34,"Jim, why didn't you tell me you had a crush on Pam?",Kelly,FALSE
6606,2,13,35,Well the cats out of the bag. I used to have a crush on Pam and now I [hesitate] don't. Riveting.,Jim,FALSE
6607,2,13,36,Nice... she is,Kevin,FALSE
6608,2,13,37,Hey.,Pam,FALSE
6609,2,13,37,Hey.,Jim,FALSE
6610,2,13,37,Did you find anything good in your desk?,Pam,FALSE
6611,2,13,37,"Ah, coupon for a free sandwich.",Jim,FALSE
6612,2,13,37,Score.,Pam,FALSE
6613,2,13,37,"It expired in August, and my cell phone charger from two years ago.",Jim,FALSE
6614,2,13,37,Big day.,Pam,FALSE
6615,2,13,37,Big day.,Jim,FALSE
6616,2,13,37,"Hey oh, listen, um, I told Michael on the booze cruise. It's so stupid. Um, I told Michael that I had had a crush on you when you first started here.",Jim,FALSE
6617,2,13,37,Oh.,Pam,FALSE
6618,2,13,37,"Well I thought that, I figured you should hear it from me rather than, I mean you know Michael.",Jim,FALSE
6619,2,13,37,Right.,Pam,FALSE
6620,2,13,37,"And seriously, it's totally not a big deal, ok? And when I found out you were engaged, I mean.",Jim,FALSE
6621,2,13,37,"No, I know, like, I kind of like, I thought that maybe you did when I first started.",Pam,FALSE
6622,2,13,37,Oh you did?,Jim,FALSE
6623,2,13,37,"No, I mean, just 'cause we like got along so well.",Pam,FALSE
6624,2,13,37,"No, no, you saw through me, great.",Jim,FALSE
6625,2,13,37,So are you going to be like totally awkward around me now?,Pam,FALSE
6626,2,13,37,"Oh yeah, yeah... hope that's okay.",Jim,FALSE
6627,2,13,37,"Mmm, hmm.",Pam,FALSE
6628,2,13,37,And Pam it was like three years ago so I am totally over it.,Jim,FALSE
6629,2,13,37,Cool.,Pam,FALSE
6630,2,13,37,Ok.,Jim,FALSE
6631,2,13,38,"Stay low... This is it... There he is. He's been gone for at least two hours. Who is that? Come to Papa... Oh yes. Let's roll. I knew it! You are so busted. Ice skates, shopping bags? I think I know what's going on here. You weren't sick at all.",Dwight,FALSE
6632,2,13,38,Who's this?,Gil,FALSE
6633,2,13,38,This is Dwight Schrute. Who is this?,Dwight,FALSE
6634,2,13,38,Gil.,Gil,FALSE
6635,2,13,38,Are you going to tell Michael?,Oscar,FALSE
6636,2,13,38,How bout this. I don't tell Michael and in exchange you owe me one great big giant favor.  Redeemable by me at a time and place of my choosing.,Dwight,FALSE
6637,2,13,39,"Guess what I found out about Oscar tonight? He was lying about being sick. Should I have reported Oscar's malfeasance. Hmm, probably, but now I know something he doesn't want me to know. So I can use his malfeasance to establish leverage.  Otherwise, it's just malfeasance for malfeasanceses-ses sake.",Dwight,FALSE
6638,2,13,40,Hey.,Jim,FALSE
6639,2,13,40,"I know, I know, I know.",Michael,FALSE
6640,2,13,40,"Umm, what happened?",Jim,FALSE
6641,2,13,40,"I, oh, just, um, I know I was trying to, expense reports. And then God, Toby, you know he just... I know. I'm just, I just hope that, I just hope that [starts to get choked up] this doesn't affect our friendship! Stupid, this is so stupid.",Michael,FALSE
6642,2,13,40,"Hey, hey, wow, wow. Listen man it's, you know what. It's not a big deal.",Jim,FALSE
6643,2,13,40,"Ok, I'm fine, no I know, I'm good, I'm good, it's just.",Michael,FALSE
6644,2,13,40,"Look its one day, everything's gonna be alright. No big deal. You good?",Jim,FALSE
6645,2,13,40,Yeah I'm good.,Michael,FALSE
6646,2,13,40,Good.,Jim,FALSE
6647,2,13,41,Creed did you organize the menu book?,Ryan,FALSE
6648,2,13,41,"Oh, I thought that was more on a volunteer basis.",Creed,FALSE
6649,2,13,41,"No, that was mandatory.",Ryan,FALSE
6650,2,13,41,"Oh, I thought it was a volunteer thing.",Creed,FALSE
6651,2,13,42,"Hey, here's your schedule for next week. Are you okay?",Pam,FALSE
6652,2,13,42,"Yeah I'm fine. Look, about you and Jim.",Michael,FALSE
6653,2,13,42,"Oh, no, that's, you don't have to.",Pam,FALSE
6654,2,13,42,"No, I feel it's my responsibility as your boss slash friend.",Michael,FALSE
6655,2,13,42,"No, really, it's okay. I know that Jim had, like a crush on me when he first started. But that was a long time ago, so.",Pam,FALSE
6656,2,13,42,It wasn't that long ago. It was on the booze cruise.,Michael,FALSE
6657,2,13,42,Jim had a crush on me on the booze cruise or he told you about it on the booze cruise?,Pam,FALSE
6658,2,13,42,"Yehhh, okay, shuuttt it Michael. I'm done. That's it. I'm out.",Michael,FALSE
6659,2,13,43,Ready?,Jim,FALSE
6660,2,13,43,Yep.,Pam,FALSE
6661,2,13,44,"People are always coming to me. 'Michael, I have a secret.  Your the only one I trust.' No thanks, because keeping a secret can only lead to trouble. Like I was watching Cinemax last weekend.  This movie, Portrait of a... Prostitute something. Secrets of a Call... More Secrets of a Call Girl. And the lead character, Shila, is framed for murder. She goes on the run and winds up working at a bordello in Malibu. I don't, I don't want to live like that. I like it here. I don't want to be Shila, I like being Michael Scott.",Michael,FALSE
6662,2,13,45,Hello. Pammy want a cracker?,Michael,TRUE
6663,2,13,45,No thanks. You got a package.,Pam,TRUE
6664,2,13,45,"Oh, Pam with the dirty talk. [laughs]",Michael,TRUE
6665,2,13,46,"And he's lining it up. Seems pretty straightforward from here. If Michael Scott sinks it, he'll win a Buick signed by Tiger Woods.",Dwight,TRUE
6666,2,13,46,Oh!,Michael,TRUE
6667,2,13,46,"He totally misses,",Dwight,TRUE
6668,2,13,46,"No, he meant to put it right next to the hole, that's much harder to do.",Michael,TRUE
6669,2,13,46,"Interception. He shoots, he scores, yeah! Michael, try it like this. This'll be much harder.",Dwight,TRUE
6670,2,13,46,"No, no, no, no. I don't want to chip my mug. Please get that off the floor. [sets mug on the edge of Michael's desk]",Michael,TRUE
6671,2,13,46,All right. Jack Nicholson for birdie.,Michael,TRUE
6672,2,13,46,Jack Nicholas.,Dwight,TRUE
6673,2,13,46,It's a celebrity tournament.,Michael,TRUE
6674,2,13,46,[golf ball rolls under bookcase] I got it. No problem. [clears throat],Dwight,TRUE
6675,2,13,46,Do you see it?,Michael,TRUE
6676,2,13,46,"Oh, man, it's really back there.",Dwight,TRUE
6677,2,13,46,Do you feel it?,Michael,TRUE
6678,2,13,46,Yeah. I can barely...,Dwight,TRUE
6679,2,13,46,"[mug falls off Michel's desk and smashes on the floor] God... damn it, Dwight! That's great.",Michael,TRUE
6680,2,13,46,Should I clean out my desk?,Dwight,TRUE
6681,2,13,46,[pulls a brand new mug out of his desk door] That won't be necessary.,Michael,TRUE
6682,2,13,47,"Don't be fooled by the phrase 'dust bunnies.' They are vicious little bitches and if they get inside your disc drive, God help you. They will bring your computer to its knees. They sit in corners hatching, defecating, laying eggs. And their sole purpose in life is to eat dead skin, which humans in this office shed by the boat load. Especially Creed.",Dwight,TRUE
6683,2,13,48,"Look at all them out there, my little worker bees buzzing away.",Michael,TRUE
6684,2,13,48,"If they're the worker bees, you're the Queen bee.",Dwight,TRUE
6685,2,13,48,"No, I am the King bee,",Michael,TRUE
6686,2,13,48,Queen's higher.,Dwight,TRUE
6687,2,13,48,"No, King is higher. Then Ace. I am the Ace bee.",Michael,TRUE
6688,2,13,49,"People Magazine, crossword puzzle, keep or toss?",Ryan,TRUE
6689,2,13,49,Keep. I will finish that later.,Michael,TRUE
6690,2,13,49,It's from '99.,Ryan,TRUE
6691,2,13,49,"Yeah, I know when it's from, Ryan.",Michael,TRUE
6692,2,13,49,"18 across. Mary-Kate and Ashley blank.' Michael wrote, 'Judd?'",Ryan,TRUE
6693,2,13,50,"Yeah, I rushed a few fraternities, but you know what? I don't believe in paying for friendships. So, I made a decision not to accept any offers. And fortunately none were made. Which was good, so nobody's feelings got hurt.",Michael,TRUE
6694,2,13,51,"Temp, shouldn't you be monitoring the progress of people's cleaning efforts?",Dwight,TRUE
6695,2,13,51,Everything seems pretty much under control.,Ryan,TRUE
6696,2,13,51,"Yeah. Well, I'd hate to see it blow up in your face.",Dwight,TRUE
6697,2,13,51,How would...,Ryan,TRUE
6698,2,13,51,"Let's table that. So, temp... You seem to be pretty close to this Oscar.",Dwight,TRUE
6699,2,13,51,Not really.,Ryan,TRUE
6700,2,13,51,Getting defensive?,Dwight,TRUE
6701,2,13,51,No.,Ryan,TRUE
6702,2,13,51,You seem a little nervous. You shouldn't be.,Dwight,TRUE
6703,2,13,52,"Thank you, Dana.",Michael,TRUE
6704,2,13,52,Sure.,Dana,TRUE
6705,2,13,52,"Keep the change. Here you go buddy, happy birthday.",Michael,TRUE
6706,2,13,52,Wow. Thanks.,Jim,TRUE
6707,2,13,52,You're welcome.,Michael,TRUE
6708,2,13,52,"No, you what, seriously, you should have it.",Jim,TRUE
6709,2,13,52,"No, no, no, no. I have the long sleeve. And actually, you know what we should do? We should wear them tomorrow to work, it'll be hysterical.",Michael,TRUE
6710,2,13,52,"Oh, tomorrow, that's gonna be tough 'cause I already laid out my outfit, so...",Jim,TRUE
6711,2,13,52,"Okay, Tuesday. Whenever. You'd better try it on, make sure it fits.",Michael,TRUE
6712,2,14,1,[catching Jim looking at him at Pam's desk] What?,Ryan,FALSE
6713,2,14,1,"Oh, nothing.",Jim,FALSE
6714,2,14,2,"Pam's on vacation and she gets back tomorrow, so it'll be nice to see her.  It'll be nice, and, uh, she set a date for the wedding with Roy.  Uh... June.  Summer.  So, that'll be nice.  And that's that.",Jim,FALSE
6715,2,14,3,[again catching Jim looking at him] What?,Ryan,FALSE
6716,2,14,3,"Oh, nothing.",Jim,FALSE
6717,2,14,4,"Jim's been looking at me kind of a lot all week.  I would be creeped out by it, but it's nothing compared to the way Michael looks at me.",Ryan,FALSE
6718,2,14,5,Spamster!,Michael,FALSE
6719,2,14,5,"Um, Pam plus Spam plus...?",Pam,FALSE
6720,2,14,5,Hamster.,Michael,FALSE
6721,2,14,5,Right.,Pam,FALSE
6722,2,14,5,Welcome back!  How was your vacation?,Michael,FALSE
6723,2,14,5,It was great.,Pam,FALSE
6724,2,14,5,Yeah?,Michael,FALSE
6725,2,14,5,Mm-hm.,Pam,FALSE
6726,2,14,5,Did you get lucky?  Oh!  Boink!,Michael,FALSE
6727,2,14,6,"Roy and I just got back from the Poconos.  I get ten vacation days a year, and I try to hold off taking them for as long as possible, and this year I got to the third week in January.",Pam,FALSE
6728,2,14,7,"I am Pam.  Spicoli guy.  Oh, God.  Names, numbers.  Okay. [walking into office] Whoa!  God!  Yuck, yuck.  Yuck.  Yuck!",Michael,FALSE
6729,2,14,7,What?,Pam,FALSE
6730,2,14,7,Wow!  What happened in there?,Michael,FALSE
6731,2,14,7,I don't know.,Pam,FALSE
6732,2,14,7,"There is stink in there, my God!  What is... what is that?",Michael,FALSE
6733,2,14,7,[looking at pile on Michel's carpet] Oh... I don't know.,Pam,FALSE
6734,2,14,7,Is it a bird?,Michael,FALSE
6735,2,14,7,"No, I don't think it's a bird.",Pam,FALSE
6736,2,14,7,"Oh, God!  How could that happen?  How could... right in the middle of the carpet.",Michael,FALSE
6737,2,14,7,What's goin' on?,Kevin,FALSE
6738,2,14,7,"Um, somebody vomited right in the middle of the carpet in my office.",Michael,FALSE
6739,2,14,7,[taking a look] I don't think that's vomit.,Kevin,FALSE
6740,2,14,7,Check it out.,Michael,FALSE
6741,2,14,7,Me?,Kevin,FALSE
6742,2,14,7,"Check it out.  Don't be a wuss, just get... no, I'm not holding your coffee.",Michael,FALSE
6743,2,14,7,"Oh, that's ridiculous.",Kevin,FALSE
6744,2,14,7,What is it?,Michael,FALSE
6745,2,14,7,Michael. [tapping on door],Kevin,FALSE
6746,2,14,7,"What is it?  No, just tell me what it is.",Michael,FALSE
6747,2,14,7,"[pounding on door] Michael, I ... I ... I gotta get outta here.  I can't hold my breath that long.",Kevin,FALSE
6748,2,14,7,Open the door up!,Pam,FALSE
6749,2,14,8,It smelled,Kevin,FALSE
6750,2,14,9,"[after going in to check out the smell]  Phew.  Oh!  No, mm-mm. [leaving quickly]",Pam and others,FALSE
6751,2,14,9,I cannot believe a pipe burst and left that in there.,Michael,FALSE
6752,2,14,9,That's no burst pipe.,Toby,FALSE
6753,2,14,9,"How do you know that?  What is it, then?",Michael,FALSE
6754,2,14,9,Hi guys.  Somebody makin' soup?,Creed,FALSE
6755,2,14,10,[as cleaning lady with mask leaves] Here she comes.  All cleaned?  Great. [walks into office],Michael,FALSE
6756,2,14,10,[coughing] It's still stinky.,Dwight,FALSE
6757,2,14,10,That is worse.,Michael,FALSE
6758,2,14,10,She probably scrubbed it,Dwight,FALSE
6759,2,14,11,"[while in his reeking office]  I am a big Fear Factor fan.  I'm a big fan of anything Joe Rogan does, actually, so this is sort of like my audition tape.  Um... [clearing throat]   I can't stand it [gets up to leave], I can't stay in here another second.  No!",Michael,FALSE
6760,2,14,12,Hey!  Welcome back!,Jim,FALSE
6761,2,14,12,Thanks!,Pam,FALSE
6762,2,14,12,"So, how was the resort?  Did you ski a lot?",Jim,FALSE
6763,2,14,12,A little.,Pam,FALSE
6764,2,14,12,Good!  What's goin' on here?,Jim,FALSE
6765,2,14,13,What?  I did not do that.  That sounds disgusting.,Jim,FALSE
6766,2,14,14,[barely stifling laughter] It wasn't me.  Um... it wasn't me. [regaining composure] It was not me.,Ryan,FALSE
6767,2,14,15,[smelling the stink] Oh.  Wow.,Jim,FALSE
6768,2,14,15,[giggles at Roy],Pam,FALSE
6769,2,14,15,[sitting at Jim's desk]  Hey Jim.  I thought that we would be desk buddies while they changed my carpet.,Michael,FALSE
6770,2,14,15,That might be a little difficult with the one computer.,Jim,FALSE
6771,2,14,15,Oh... It's ...,Michael,FALSE
6772,2,14,15,But there's definitely a desk open in the back.,Jim,FALSE
6773,2,14,15,[reluctantly] Yeah ...,Michael,FALSE
6774,2,14,15,...which I guess I'll be taking.,Jim,FALSE
6775,2,14,15,"No, no, no!  Seriously, I don't mind sharing.",Michael,FALSE
6776,2,14,15,"No, no, no, seriously, I'll be in the back.",Jim,FALSE
6777,2,14,16,"Hey, Kelly.",Jim,FALSE
6778,2,14,16,Are you moving back here?,Kelly,FALSE
6779,2,14,16,"Um, just for the day while Michael's at my desk.",Jim,FALSE
6780,2,14,16,"Because Toby used to sit there, but he had to move over there because of an allergy.",Kelly,FALSE
6781,2,14,16,Allergy to... the desk?,Jim,FALSE
6782,2,14,16,[shaking head] Weird.,Kelly,FALSE
6783,2,14,17,"[putting his feet on desk] Yeah, yeah, yeah.  Old bullpen.",Michael,FALSE
6784,2,14,17,[putting his feet on desk] Ha ha ha... the old bullpen.,Dwight,FALSE
6785,2,14,17,Don't ape me.,Michael,FALSE
6786,2,14,17,Okay.,Dwight,FALSE
6787,2,14,17,This is great.,Michael,FALSE
6788,2,14,17,Yeah!,Dwight,FALSE
6789,2,14,17,The pressures of my office are insane.,Michael,FALSE
6790,2,14,17,[agreeing] Mm.,Dwight,FALSE
6791,2,14,17,"I just... you couldn't understand, but man, you guys have it so easy out here, you know?  I used to sit right here.",Michael,FALSE
6792,2,14,17,No way!,Dwight,FALSE
6793,2,14,17,Yeah.,Michael,FALSE
6794,2,14,17,And who had your office?,Dwight,FALSE
6795,2,14,18,"Ed Truck. [exclaiming is disgust]  Ed Truck was the manager before me.  Horrible.  He hated fun.  It was like, 'Oh, Ed Truck is walking toward us.  Stop having fun.  Start pretending to do work.'  What a jerk.  He's... You know what?  I swore to myself that if I ever got to walk around the room as manager, people would laugh when they saw me coming and would applaud as I walked away.",Michael,FALSE
6796,2,14,19,"[to Jim] I'm serious.  My closet doors will not shut.  I mean, it only takes so long to measure to make sure that clothes will hang up because aren't all hangers like that big?  So I don't understand why the closet engineer didn't think of that.  So now I'm doing this new thing where I just leave piles of clothes on the floor and then I walk around the piles to get an outfit...",Kelly,FALSE
6797,2,14,20,You know who used to sit at that desk?,Michael,FALSE
6798,2,14,20,That guy Miles who quit to form his own company?,Dwight,FALSE
6799,2,14,20,Mm-mm.  Todd Packer.,Michael,FALSE
6800,2,14,20,No!,Dwight,FALSE
6801,2,14,20,Yeah.,Michael,FALSE
6802,2,14,20,I thought he was out on the road.,Dwight,FALSE
6803,2,14,20,"He was, but, uh... that desk was empty.  He'd come in and sit there sometimes.",Michael,FALSE
6804,2,14,20,Ah.,Dwight,FALSE
6805,2,14,21,"When I was in training, many years ago... not so long ago... I worked side-by-side with a fellow named Todd Packer, and together we rocked the office [picture behind Michael falls].  Packer and I once spent the whole day with our pants off, and when people noticed, we convinced them that",Michael,FALSE
6806,2,14,22,I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.,Michael,FALSE
6807,2,14,22,"[on phone] Excuse me one second, please. [to Michael] What is it that you need right now that you can't wait until I'm off the phone with a customer?",Stanley,FALSE
6808,2,14,22,"Oh, a customer, well, sound the alarm. [laughs] Okay.",Michael,FALSE
6809,2,14,23,"Another time, Packer held this guy's head in the toilet for like a minute.  Guy had no sense of humor about it.  Probably why he wasn't hired.",Michael,FALSE
6810,2,14,24,[after Michael punches him in the arm] What did you hit me for?,Creed,FALSE
6811,2,14,24,Charley horse!,Michael,FALSE
6812,2,14,24,What?,Creed,FALSE
6813,2,14,24,Charley horse!,Michael,FALSE
6814,2,14,24,"You shouldn't have hit me, Michael.",Creed,FALSE
6815,2,14,24,"Oh, okay.  Gah.",Michael,FALSE
6816,2,14,25,"Once, as a joke, Packer banged every chick in the office. [giggles]  It was hysterical.",Michael,FALSE
6817,2,14,26,"[to Jim] Beyonce, pink the color, Pink the person, hot dogs, basically anything that is awesome. Snow cones...",Kelly,FALSE
6818,2,14,26,"Hey Jim, Michael wanted me to ask you how to raise your desk chair.",Ryan,FALSE
6819,2,14,26,It's the lever on the side.,Jim,FALSE
6820,2,14,26,That's what I told him.  Thanks. [leaves],Ryan,FALSE
6821,2,14,26,"Oh my God, he is so cute!  Would you talk to him for me and see if he likes me?",Kelly,FALSE
6822,2,14,26,"No, I don't think I can...",Jim,FALSE
6823,2,14,26,"Oh, please Jim?  Please, please, Jim.  Please, please, please?  He's so cute.  I like him",Kelly,FALSE
6824,2,14,27,[whispering] Dwight.,Michael,FALSE
6825,2,14,27,[whispering] Michael.,Dwight,FALSE
6826,2,14,27,Let's send up Accounting.,Michael,FALSE
6827,2,14,27,What?,Dwight,FALSE
6828,2,14,27,Old fashioned raid.  Sales on Accounting.  Yeah.  Follow my lead.,Michael,FALSE
6829,2,14,28,Hey guys.,Michael,FALSE
6830,2,14,28,"Hey, Michael.",Oscar,FALSE
6831,2,14,28,Ahem.  What's up?,Michael,FALSE
6832,2,14,28,"Hey, Dwight.",Oscar,FALSE
6833,2,14,28,"[as they throw accountants' files and supplies around] Ahhhh!  Whoo hoo!  Come on, come on, come on, come on!  Sales rules!",Michael and Dwight,FALSE
6834,2,14,28,Yeah! [laughing],Dwight,FALSE
6835,2,14,28,Yeah! Oh ho ho [laughing],Michael,FALSE
6836,2,14,28,Should we help 'em pick up their stuff?,Dwight,FALSE
6837,2,14,28,"No, no, no, no.  We don't do that.  We don't do that.",Michael,FALSE
6838,2,14,28,Okay.,Dwight,FALSE
6839,2,14,28,"Watch out, Pam. You're next!",Michael,FALSE
6840,2,14,28,You're gonna throw my things on the ground?,Pam,FALSE
6841,2,14,28,Maybe!,Michael,FALSE
6842,2,14,29,"What happened in Michael's office was wrong.  I understand it [chuckles], it makes sense [regains composure]  But it... it was still wrong.",Oscar,FALSE
6843,2,14,30,"Why would somebody ruin a perfectly good carpet?  I don't know.  It could be done out of hate.  It could be done out of love.  It could be completely neutral.  Maybe somebody hates the cleaning lady.  And, well, she doesn't do a very good job, obviously, because my office still reeks like you would not believe.  I hate her.",Michael,FALSE
6844,2,14,31,You know what?  I am beginning to think that what happened to my carpet was an act of terrorism against the office.  The only thing that makes any sense.,Michael,FALSE
6845,2,14,32,"[on phone] Hello, am I the 107th caller? [hangs up, dials again] Hello, Rock 107.  Am I the 107th caller? [hangs up and dials again] Hell , Rock 107.  Am I the 107th caller? [hangs up and begins to dial again] I'm totally gonna win us that box set.",Dwight,FALSE
6846,2,14,32,Stop.,Michael,FALSE
6847,2,14,32,Jethro Tull...,Dwight,FALSE
6848,2,14,32,Stop it. [Dwight hangs up] Stop.  It.  [Dwight beings to dial] Don't.  Don't.,Michael,FALSE
6849,2,14,32,I need to make a sales call.  Please?,Dwight,FALSE
6850,2,14,32,All right.,Michael,FALSE
6851,2,14,32,"[on phone, whispering] Am I the 107th caller?",Dwight,FALSE
6852,2,14,33,[to Roy in Jim's earshot] ...back so soon.,Pam,FALSE
6853,2,14,33,"We can go back in, like, a couple of weeks maybe.",Roy,FALSE
6854,2,14,33,"Yeah, right.",Pam,FALSE
6855,2,14,33,"Okay, maybe another month, like, maybe for, like President's Day or something.",Roy,FALSE
6856,2,14,33,"Yeah, that's right.  We could do a three-day weekend.  I wonder if I could, like, call in sick on the Friday.  Then I get a four-day weekend.",Pam,FALSE
6857,2,14,34,"[to unseen co-worker] But it's so weird to fall asleep.  And I just hate it.  'Cause I try to go to bed at, like, 9:30.",Kelly,FALSE
6858,2,14,35,[to Roy as Jim escapes into bathroom] Are you kidding?,Pam,FALSE
6859,2,14,35,No.,Roy,FALSE
6860,2,14,36,"Hi, guys.",Michael,FALSE
6861,2,14,36,We haven't finished getting things in order from your last visit.,Angela,FALSE
6862,2,14,36,I'm just walking around.,Michael,FALSE
6863,2,14,36,Were you?,Angela,FALSE
6864,2,14,36,"Well, yeah.",Michael,FALSE
6865,2,14,36,"It's just that we're really swamped over here, Michael.",Oscar,FALSE
6866,2,14,36,"Oh, and I'm not?  Why would you say that? Because I'm having fun?  You guys just are workin' for the weekend, aren't you?  I'm workin' for the week.  Sales team, listen to me.  This is what we're gonna do.  I'm gonna up the ante a little bit literally.  Right here, I'm gonna put a crisp one hundred dollar bill.  The person with the most sales at the end of the day gets to keep the cash.  Sound good?",Michael,FALSE
6867,2,14,36,Yeah!,Dwight,FALSE
6868,2,14,36,"[counting cash] Seventy, eighty, one, two three.  Eighty-three dollars.  Still a lotta money and I'm going to ... [moves money after seeing workmen walk by] ... I'm gonna leave it right over here where everybody can see it.  I will be taking Jim's clients today because he is not here and out of sight, out of the contest.  Let's see who winds up with the cash, shall we?",Michael,FALSE
6869,2,14,36,You're gonna compete against us?,Phyllis,FALSE
6870,2,14,36,"Oh, it is on, Phyllis, it is so on!",Michael,FALSE
6871,2,14,36,It is so on!,Dwight,FALSE
6872,2,14,36,"God, this is gonna be fun.",Michael,FALSE
6873,2,14,36,Michael is gonna wipe the floor with us!,Dwight,FALSE
6874,2,14,37,"[on phone] So you have 40 boxes going out, and I will deliver those personally in a Sebring.  Very good, nice doing business with you.  Thank you. [hangs up] Yes! [chuckles] Oh, yeah!  Read it and weep.  Oh!  Oh, look at that! [puts post-it on Phyllis' forehead]  Look at me, Phyllis!  Oh, what is that?  That's my sale! [humming then dancing victoriously]",Michael,FALSE
6875,2,14,37,[walking by with new carpet] What... What's that?  Whatcha doing?,Darryl,FALSE
6876,2,14,37,[stops dance] Nothing.,Michael,FALSE
6877,2,14,37,[laughing] I think he's dancing.,Roy,FALSE
6878,2,14,37,No.  Just ...,Michael,FALSE
6879,2,14,37,That was definitely not dancing.,Darryl,FALSE
6880,2,14,37,"You know what, guys?  It's none of your concern.  It was official business, so just...",Michael,FALSE
6881,2,14,37,Paper business.,Darryl,FALSE
6882,2,14,37,"Yeah, paper business.  Is this done?",Michael,FALSE
6883,2,14,37,Nope.,Roy,FALSE
6884,2,14,37,"Extreme Home Makeover puts together a house in an hour.  If you were on that crew, you would be fired like that. [snaps]",Michael,FALSE
6885,2,14,38,Somebody did something bad to Michael's carpet. Maybe that's all we need to know.,Pam,FALSE
6886,2,14,39,[to Oscar] Who do you think did it?,Creed,FALSE
6887,2,14,39,Are you kidding?  I thought it was you.,Oscar,FALSE
6888,2,14,39,Really?  I thought you. [both laugh in Michael's earshot],Creed,FALSE
6889,2,14,40,This was no act of God.  A person did this.  A person who works in this office.  Maybe all of them.,Michael,FALSE
6890,2,14,41,You know what?  Today is not a good day for a sales contest.  We're... we're not... we're not doin' this today.,Michael,FALSE
6891,2,14,41,That doesn't seem fair.,Pam,FALSE
6892,2,14,41,"You wanna talk about fair?  Does anyone need to smell my old carpet?  You explain to me how that was fair, and I'll explain to you how this is fair.  Plus I just... I think that picking today was sort of taking advantage.",Michael,FALSE
6893,2,14,41,But you're the one who picked today.,Dwight,FALSE
6894,2,14,41,I am a victim of a hate crime.  Stanley knows what I'm talkin' about.,Michael,FALSE
6895,2,14,41,That's not what a hate crime is.,Stanley,FALSE
6896,2,14,41,"Well I hated it!  A lot!  Okay, I... you know what?  If the guilty person would just come forward and take their punishment, we'd be done . [no one comes forward]  Very well.  Then you are all punished.",Michael,FALSE
6897,2,14,41,What's our punishment?,Pam,FALSE
6898,2,14,41,"You're all on a time out.  Just sit there quietly. [phone rings, Phyllis reaches to answer]  No.  NO!  [phone continues to ring]",Michael,FALSE
6899,2,14,42,Hey!,Jim,FALSE
6900,2,14,42,What's up?,Ryan,FALSE
6901,2,14,42,Nothing much.  Let me ask you something.  It's actually little awkward.,Jim,FALSE
6902,2,14,42,What?,Ryan,FALSE
6903,2,14,42,What do you think of Kelly?,Jim,FALSE
6904,2,14,42,I don't know.  Depends if you like a little junk in ... [notices camera] Umm... She's really cool.,Ryan,FALSE
6905,2,14,42,Are you interested in her?,Jim,FALSE
6906,2,14,42,"Yeah, totally.",Ryan,FALSE
6907,2,14,42,Really?,Jim,FALSE
6908,2,14,42,Did she say something?,Ryan,FALSE
6909,2,14,42,She said lots of things.,Jim,FALSE
6910,2,14,42,Do you know if she's looking for a long-term thing or if she'd be cool just hangin' out?,Ryan,FALSE
6911,2,14,42,I have no idea.,Jim,FALSE
6912,2,14,42,Can you find out?,Ryan,FALSE
6913,2,14,42,Yeah.  Sure.,Jim,FALSE
6914,2,14,43,"[to Jim] Oh, long-term, definitely.  Fall in love, have babies, spend every second together... but don't tell him that, okay?  Just tell him I'm, like, up for anything.  I mean, I'm not a slut, but who knows?",Kelly,FALSE
6915,2,14,44,Do you remember Ed Truck?,Michael,FALSE
6916,2,14,44,Sure.  He hired me.  How's he doing?,Creed,FALSE
6917,2,14,44,How would I know?,Michael,FALSE
6918,2,14,44,I thought you might.,Creed,FALSE
6919,2,14,44,My biggest fear is turning into him.,Michael,FALSE
6920,2,14,44,"Michael, you should have much bigger fears than that.",Creed,FALSE
6921,2,14,44,"[sighs]  I wasn't talking literally, Creed.  Yeah, being buried alive would be worse. Happy?  Why am I talking to you?",Michael,FALSE
6922,2,14,45,[meeting Ed Truck in parking lot] Ed?  Hi.  Thanks for meeting me.  Must be kinda neat comin' back.,Michael,FALSE
6923,2,14,45,Yeah.  Should we go upstairs?,Ed,FALSE
6924,2,14,45,"Uh, well, honestly Ed, I really don't wanna be up there right now.",Michael,FALSE
6925,2,14,45,"So, what's the problem with my pension?",Ed,FALSE
6926,2,14,45,"Oh, no, no, no.  You're good.  It was clerical.  You're good.  Um, well, somebody did something in my office, and I now think that they did it on purpose and it was directed at me.",Michael,FALSE
6927,2,14,45,"Well, what was done?",Ed,FALSE
6928,2,14,45,"I didn't get a good look at... it, but it smells horrible.",Michael,FALSE
6929,2,14,45,"Yeah, somebody once did that in my office.",Ed,FALSE
6930,2,14,45,Really?,Michael,FALSE
6931,2,14,45,Yeah.,Ed,FALSE
6932,2,14,45,"Well, that figures.  So how did you deal with people not liking you?",Michael,FALSE
6933,2,14,45,You can't expect to be friends with everybody.,Ed,FALSE
6934,2,14,45,Well... s-sure I can.,Michael,FALSE
6935,2,14,45,No.  They'll always think of you as a boss first.,Ed,FALSE
6936,2,14,45,Not necessarily.  You can love a boss like you do a father.,Michael,FALSE
6937,2,14,45,I'm not sure that ever happens.,Ed,FALSE
6938,2,14,45,"Well, okay.  Different management styles.",Michael,FALSE
6939,2,14,45,"Why can't your workers be your workers, family be your family, your friends be your friends?",Ed,FALSE
6940,2,14,46,"Last week I would have given a kidney to anyone in this office.  I would have reached right into my stomach and pulled it out for them.  But now, no.  I don't have the relationship with these people that I thought I did.  I hope they ask, so they can hear me say, 'Uh... no. I only give my organs to my real friends.  Go get yourself a monkey kidney.'",Michael,FALSE
6941,2,14,47,"[on phone] Hey, Brenda.  This is, uh, Jim Halpert from the boat.  And I got your number from the corporate directory and, well, I was assuming that you probably gave it to them because you wanted me to ask you out, right?  Um, so gimme a call back.  You can get my number from said directory, um, or just check your e-mail 'cause I just sent you one.  Yikes.  Uh... give me a call back, I hope.  I'll talk to you later. Bye.",Jim,FALSE
6942,2,14,47,You just asked a girl out on the phone!,Kelly,FALSE
6943,2,14,47,Yep.,Jim,FALSE
6944,2,14,48,[on phone] Yes.,Michael,FALSE
6945,2,14,48,"Hello, yes. I'm looking for a gay nerd named Michael Scott.",Todd Packer,FALSE
6946,2,14,48,Who is this?  How did you get this number?,Michael,FALSE
6947,2,14,48,"Your mom, you gay nerd!",Packer,FALSE
6948,2,14,48,Oh my God.  Packer.  Packster.  Whacky Pack.  How you doin'?,Michael,FALSE
6949,2,14,48,"Hey, did you get that package I left for you?",Todd,FALSE
6950,2,14,48,Uh... no.  Did anybody see a package here today?  No.  How big was it?,Michael,FALSE
6951,2,14,48,It was pretty big.,Packer,FALSE
6952,2,14,48,Really?,Michael,FALSE
6953,2,14,48,Yeah.,Packer,FALSE
6954,2,14,48,Did you see a big package?  Where did you leave it?,Michael,FALSE
6955,2,14,48,Left it in the middle of your office.,Packer,FALSE
6956,2,14,48,"Really?  Guys, did you see a big package in my office?",Michael,FALSE
6957,2,14,48,You mean the thing?,Roy,FALSE
6958,2,14,48,[laughs uproariously],Packer,FALSE
6959,2,14,48,Are you kidding me?  Oh!,Michael,FALSE
6960,2,14,48,Special delivery!,Packer,FALSE
6961,2,14,48,"That was Packer!  Oh, you're... you are dead.  You are dead, my friend!  That is hilar... Oh, God!  Of course it was you.",Michael,FALSE
6962,2,14,48,"Sit on the throne, Michael.",Packer,FALSE
6963,2,14,48,"Oh.  [laughs and claps] Yeah, yeah!  Oh my God.  It was Packer!",Michael,FALSE
6964,2,14,49,"It takes an advanced sense of humor.  I don't expect everybody to understand.  It was done out of love, just like I thought.  It's ah... God, these people are so... these are good people.  We have fun. [giggles] We just have fun!  Oh, I'm just so sorry that I threw the thing out.",Michael,FALSE
6965,2,14,50,You have seven unheard messages.,Jim's voicemail,FALSE
6966,2,14,50,"[voicemail message for Jim] Hey, Jim.  It's Pam.  I keep looking up to say something to you and then Michael's there and it's horrible.  Anyway, I'm bored.  Come back!",Pam,FALSE
6967,2,14,51,"[voicemail message for Jim] Hey, guess what?  I moved my computer so I can't see Michael's head.  It's working.  I think I can have a career as a very specific type of decorator.",Pam,FALSE
6968,2,14,52,"[voicemail message for Jim]  Sudoku. Level moderate. 18 minutes. Suck on that, Halpert.",Pam,FALSE
6969,2,14,53,"[voicemail message for Jim] I'll transfer you.  Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.  Hold, please.  Dunder Mifflin, this is ... okay, sorry.  Michael was standing at my desk, and I needed to be busy or who knows what would've happened, so thank you.",Pam,FALSE
6970,2,14,54,"[voicemail message for Jim] Hey, what's that word we made up when you have a thing stuck in your shoe?  Anyway, I have a thing stuck in my shoe.",Pam,FALSE
6971,2,14,55,"[voicemail message for Jim] Hey, I have a chance to sneak out of here early, and I'm not messing this up, so I'll see you tomorrow.",Pam,FALSE
6972,2,14,56,"[voicemail message for Jim] Calling from my cell phone.  I don't know if you guys figured out who did that to Michael's carpet yet, but I have a theory that involves an inter-departmental conspiracy.  Everybody in the office.  We need to talk.",Pam,FALSE
6973,2,14,57,"I think this whole disaster on Michael's carpet happened for a good reason. Him sitting next to me is a huge gift. This girl I know would say that it was a gift from God, but I don't know about all that.",Dwight,TRUE
6974,2,14,58,"Obviously, this was Kevin. This is his sense of humor exactly.",Angela,FALSE
6975,2,14,59,"There are so many people with motives, even me. Almost everyone is a suspect. Whoever did this is a genius. [laughs]",Kevin,FALSE
6976,2,14,60,"That looks, cool, where is that?",Kelly,TRUE
6977,2,14,60,What?,Jim,TRUE
6978,2,14,60,"That hotel, it looks so romantic.",Kelly,TRUE
6979,2,14,60,"Oh, just somewhere in the Poconos. I was just surfing.",Jim,TRUE
6980,2,14,60,"I went with my parents to the Shadowbrook Farm once. That was also really romantic. Oh, my God, I wish a boy would take me there. I would need a fun new top. You know what a great color is on me? Lavender, actually.",Kelly,TRUE
6981,2,14,60,Just give me one second. I'm just gonna grab something to eat.,Jim,TRUE
6982,2,14,61,Hey.,Jim,FALSE
6983,2,14,61,Hey.,Toby,FALSE
6984,2,14,61,"So, you used to share that cubicle with Kelly, right?",Jim,FALSE
6985,2,14,61,Mmm-hmm.,Toby,FALSE
6986,2,14,61,"And then you just changed desks, right?",Jim,FALSE
6987,2,14,61,Yeah.,Toby,FALSE
6988,2,14,61,To one without a cubicle.,Jim,FALSE
6989,2,14,61,Yeah.,Toby,FALSE
6990,2,14,61,"So, you just couldn't take it anymore, huh?",Jim,FALSE
6991,2,14,61,What are you talking about?,Toby,FALSE
6992,2,14,61,"So, that's how it's gonna be.",Jim,FALSE
6993,2,14,61,Yeah.,Toby,FALSE
6994,2,14,62,"Honestly, I don't even hear her anymore. It's like waves crashing against the beach.",Toby,FALSE
6995,2,14,63,"[on the phone] Okay, that quantity of cotton fiber will cost you... my screen disappeared. I know. I will click on the bottom and... Yes. I'm getting one of those little hourglass things. Used to have a price chart on the wall, now it's a little hourglass thing with an arrow next to it. Now it's just an hourglass thing. Uh-huh, yeah, well, or I can call you back. Okay.",Michael,TRUE
6996,2,14,63,"[on the phone] Excellent, good, good. Well, our truck is going out first thing tomorrow morning. So...",Dwight,TRUE
6997,2,14,63,"...cases of typical format and coated white paper. Okay, thanks again so much. All right, bye-bye.",Stanley,TRUE
6998,2,14,63,"20 cartons of it's coming, on it's way.",Phyllis,TRUE
6999,2,14,63,What's going on? Anything here?,Michael,TRUE
7000,2,14,63,Yes.,Stanley,TRUE
7001,2,14,63,"Yes, yes. What yes? A sale or a lead or...",Michael,TRUE
7002,2,14,63,A sale.,Stanley,TRUE
7003,2,14,63,Ah. Small?,Michael,TRUE
7004,2,14,63,Big.,Stanley,TRUE
7005,2,14,63,Huge?,Michael,TRUE
7006,2,14,63,Just big.,Stanley,TRUE
7007,2,14,63,Would you say the sale that I made earlier was huge or...,Michael,TRUE
7008,2,14,63,Big.,Stanley,TRUE
7009,2,14,64,"[on the phone] Good. No, I completely understand, times are a little tight right now. If it's alright with you though, I will just give you a call back next month. Great, thank you so much. Goodbye.",Dwight,TRUE
7010,2,14,64,What was that?,Michael,TRUE
7011,2,14,64,What?,Dwight,TRUE
7012,2,14,64,"You call that a sales call? My God, what have they been teaching you?",Michael,TRUE
7013,2,14,64,"You're the one who trained me, Michael.",Dwight,TRUE
7014,2,14,64,"Yeah, well, did I teach you to roll over like a submissive dog?",Michael,TRUE
7015,2,14,64,You most certainly did not.,Dwight,TRUE
7016,2,14,64,"No, I did not.",Michael,TRUE
7017,2,14,64,What can I do better?,Dwight,TRUE
7018,2,14,64,"Exactly, ask me, which you did, so, tell a joke.",Michael,TRUE
7019,2,14,64,I'm not good at jokes.,Dwight,TRUE
7020,2,14,64,Do you know a joke?,Michael,TRUE
7021,2,14,64,My cousin Mose told me a joke.,Dwight,TRUE
7022,2,14,64,Call a client right now.,Michael,TRUE
7023,2,14,64,Okay.,Dwight,TRUE
7024,2,14,64,And tell him the joke.,Michael,TRUE
7025,2,14,64,I will.,Dwight,TRUE
7026,2,14,64,Strike while the iron's hot. A joke always works.,Michael,TRUE
7027,2,14,64,"[on the phone] Yes, Howard Gruber, please.",Dwight,TRUE
7028,2,14,64,Just sell it.,Michael,TRUE
7029,2,14,64,"[on the phone] Howard, hello. Dwight Schrute. Dunder Mifflin. Yes, and you are my favorite client. Listen, I'm calling you to tell you a little joke. What is black and white and red and can't think? A nun who has a beet for a head. ... No, I'm Catholic, too.",Dwight,TRUE
7030,2,14,64,Give me the phone.,Michael,TRUE
7031,2,14,64,[on the phone] I understand.,Dwight,TRUE
7032,2,14,64,Give me the phone.,Michael,TRUE
7033,2,14,64,"[on the phone] If I was offensive in any way, I...",Dwight,TRUE
7034,2,14,64,Tell him. Tell him that your supervisor is on the line.,Michael,TRUE
7035,2,14,64,[on the phone] Humor works in...,Dwight,TRUE
7036,2,14,64,The old one two. Let's do it.,Michael,TRUE
7037,2,14,64,[on the phone] ...crazy ways. I'm going to pass you off to my supervisor. Hold on one second. [whispering] Howard Gruber. It's Howard Gruber.,Dwight,TRUE
7038,2,14,64,"[on the phone] Hey Howard. Michael Scott here. Yeah, sorry about that. Dwight is an idiot. I know. No, he's a little... Little dim. He's the janitor's brother, so...",Michael,TRUE
7039,2,14,64,That's not true.,Dwight,TRUE
7040,2,14,64,"[on the phone] Uh-huh? Yeah. Well, you know, like in a fast food restaurant, just to be nice they hire somebody who can't even find their way to work? That is Dwight.",Michael,TRUE
7041,2,14,64,[whispering] He's my best customer.,Dwight,TRUE
7042,2,14,64,"[on the phone] What can we do to help you out? You know what? I have a discount. Today and today only, on lightweight copier paper.",Michael,TRUE
7043,2,14,64,"But that's my sale. This is my sale, Michael!",Dwight,TRUE
7044,2,14,64,"[on the phone] Uh-huh, yes, I can do that. Absolutely! Perfect. Oh, I'm glad it timed out that way.",Michael,TRUE
7045,2,14,65,"What Michael doesn't understand is that when I worked in the fast food industry I was actually commended by management for the three 'M's. McService, McCompetence and McPunctuality.",Dwight,TRUE
7046,2,14,66,[laughing] You gotta drink on that one. Too bad.,Roy,TRUE
7047,2,14,66,"Hell yeah, yeah, yeah. Mo'fo, mo'fo.",Darryl,TRUE
7048,2,14,66,You ready?,Roy,TRUE
7049,2,14,66,Mmm-hmm. [thumping] [Roy groaning] Now you've got to drink.,Darryl,TRUE
7050,2,14,67,"Okay, look, I know what you're gonna say. That I'm not standing up for myself. But you know what? It's complicated and I really don't appreciate all the badgering.",Dwight,TRUE
7051,2,14,67,You could out-sell Michael any day.,Angela,TRUE
7052,2,14,68,"I really thought these people were my friends. My best friend since kindergarten, Elliot, that's a friend. Best friend ever. I should call him. Wonder where he lives.",Michael,TRUE
7053,2,15,1,"So, I'm happy to be here.  It's very nice to see all of you. You're all looking well.",Jan,FALSE
7054,2,15,2,Today's a 'women in the workplace' thing. Jan's coming in from Corporate to talk to all the women about... um... I don't really know what. But Michael's not allowed in. She said that about five times.,Pam,FALSE
7055,2,15,3,"Women today, though we have the same options as men, we often face a very different set of obstacles in getting there. So...",Jan,FALSE
7056,2,15,3,"[knocks] Hey, what's going on?",Michael,FALSE
7057,2,15,3,Michael... I thought we agreed you wouldn't be here.,Jan,FALSE
7058,2,15,3,Yeah... I... You know what... I... I... I just thought about it. I just have a few things I want to say.,Michael,FALSE
7059,2,15,3,What are you doing?,Jan,FALSE
7060,2,15,3,"Hold... Just hear me out. What is more important than Quality? E-Quality. Now studies show that today's woman, the Ally McBeal woman, as I call her, is at a crossroads...",Michael,FALSE
7061,2,15,3,Michael.,Jan,FALSE
7062,2,15,3,"No, just uh... you have come a long way, baby.  But I just... just want to keep it within reason.",Michael,FALSE
7063,2,15,3,Michael.,Jan,FALSE
7064,2,15,3,They did this up in Albany...,Michael,FALSE
7065,2,15,3,You are not allowed in this session.,Jan,FALSE
7066,2,15,3,And they ended up turning the break room into a lactation room which is disgusting so...,Michael,FALSE
7067,2,15,3,Now you're really not allowed in this session.,Jan,FALSE
7068,2,15,3,"Well, I'm their boss, so I feel like...",Michael,FALSE
7069,2,15,3,I'm your boss.,Jan,FALSE
7070,2,15,3,[stands up] Anybody want any coffee or...,Michael,FALSE
7071,2,15,3,"We're fine, Michael. We just need you to leave, please.",Jan,FALSE
7072,2,15,4,"Women in the workplace... yeah, translation 'I have been banned from my own conference room so that Jan can talk in secret to all the girls.' Oh! Sorry. 'Women of the workplace.' About what? I don't know. Clothes. Me. Eeegkh!",Michael,FALSE
7073,2,15,5,"Ladies, I am so, so sorry. Can we start again? We were on such a roll. I... I... really apologize.",Jan,FALSE
7074,2,15,5,Jan.,Pam,FALSE
7075,2,15,5,"Yes, Pam?",Jan,FALSE
7076,2,15,5,Michael's still at the door.,Pam,FALSE
7077,2,15,5,Michael!,Jan,FALSE
7078,2,15,6,[in the background] So one obstacle is how assertiveness is perceived differently in men and women. Men who are assertive will be admired. They're called... anyone?,Jan,FALSE
7079,2,15,7,It's a terrible idea.,Dwight,FALSE
7080,2,15,7,What is?,Jim,FALSE
7081,2,15,7,Them in there all together. If they stay in there too long they're going to get on the same cycle. Wreak havoc on our plumbing.,Dwight,FALSE
7082,2,15,8,"Everyone. Guys. Circle up, please. Come on over. Bring your chairs. Toby, come on over. You're a guy... too... sort of. Let's do this!",Michael,FALSE
7083,2,15,9,"[in the background] Well, first of all, I, uh, just want to warm up a little bit. Let's just clap.",Michael,FALSE
7084,2,15,10,Let's just clap. Ready? [clapping] Yeah! Yeah!,Michael,FALSE
7085,2,15,10,Yeah!,Dwight,FALSE
7086,2,15,10,That's what I'm talking about!,Michael,FALSE
7087,2,15,10,"I don't know what you're doing here, Michael,",Jan,FALSE
7088,2,15,10,Just having a little 'guys in the workplace' thing.,Michael,FALSE
7089,2,15,10,... but it's very destructive.,Jan,FALSE
7090,2,15,10,Why can't boys play with dolls? Why does society force us to use urinals when sitting down is far more comfortable?,Michael,FALSE
7091,2,15,10,"Can you please do this somewhere else, Michael?",Jan,FALSE
7092,2,15,10,We have nowhere else Jan. This...,Michael,FALSE
7093,2,15,10,We could do it in the warehouse.,Dwight,FALSE
7094,2,15,10,"Dwight, excellent idea. Go to the warehouse.",Jan,FALSE
7095,2,15,10,"OK, OK, Fine. Yeah, actually, perfect. Perfect. You know what? There's another side to this place, gentleman. And I know we all love our cushy jobs and our fun, exciting office. But do you realize that underneath us, there's another world. The warehouse world. A world that is teeming with sweat and dirt and life. Life. The bowels of the office. These guys are down there, they are real men doing real man's work. We are going to learn how a warehouse works.",Michael,FALSE
7096,2,15,11,"Oh, I think it's going to work out great. Because managing the warehouse is a very important part of my job. And I haven't been there in months.",Michael,FALSE
7097,2,15,12,Remember on Lost when they met the Others?,Dwight,FALSE
7098,2,15,13,"I'm so sorry about that... um... so where were we? Pam, are you okay taking notes then?",Jan,FALSE
7099,2,15,13,Mmmhmm.,Pam,FALSE
7100,2,15,13,Please? Thank you. very much.,Jan,FALSE
7101,2,15,14,"So let's meet the warehouse! Let's get some shots. Pan around there. This is Darryl, one of our warehouse staff. Darryl, what is your biggest fear?",Michael,FALSE
7102,2,15,14,My biggest fear is that someone will distract us from getting all the shipments out on time.,Darryl,FALSE
7103,2,15,14,"You know, Darryl is actually the Foreman here and not Roy, which is cool. There's Roy riding the big rig. So Roy is actually going to be marrying Pam sometime this summer. And... uh, she's our receptionist. Sort of a Brangelina thing.",Michael,FALSE
7104,2,15,14,Why?,Roy,FALSE
7105,2,15,14,Brangelina is the Brad Pitt and Angelina... Roy...,Michael,FALSE
7106,2,15,14,I don't understand.,Roy,FALSE
7107,2,15,14,Roy and Pam. It's a Ram. It's a Ram thing.,Michael,FALSE
7108,2,15,14,[talking to Jim] I bet Roy heard about you liking Pam. I bet he'll try to beat you up.,Kevin,FALSE
7109,2,15,14,"Thanks for the head's up, Kev.",Jim,FALSE
7110,2,15,14,I've got your back if he does. But try to stay out of it.,Kevin,FALSE
7111,2,15,15,[points at math equasion on chalkboard] Uhhuhhuh. Just in case there's someone down here who shouldn't be. A little 'Good Will Hunting' situation. All right. Troops. This is an important day. Big day. Now you may look around and see two groups here. White collar. Blue collar. But I don't see it that way. And you know why not? Because I am collar-blind.,Michael,FALSE
7112,2,15,16,Why don't we go around the table and all say something that we know we're good at. I will start. I am good at public speaking.,Jan,FALSE
7113,2,15,16,Hi. I'm Meredith and I'm an alch... good at supplier relations.,Meredith,FALSE
7114,2,15,16,Great. Phyllis?,Jan,FALSE
7115,2,15,16,"I'm good at computer stuff, emails, spreadsheets, all that.",Phyllis,FALSE
7116,2,15,16,[disbelieving] Really?,Angela,FALSE
7117,2,15,16,I don't know. I thought that I wasn't going to be asked that...,Phyllis,FALSE
7118,2,15,16,No. Okay. Stop. Go on...,Jan,FALSE
7119,2,15,16,I've seen some of your spreadsheets.,Angela,FALSE
7120,2,15,16,Really? I thought they were pretty...,Phyllis,FALSE
7121,2,15,17,I don't know how I fit in with these women. Here. Or with Jan. Um... I mean we get along great. Fine. Um... I guess the person I have the most in common with is...,Pam,FALSE
7122,2,15,18,"Jim... Halpert. Hey uh, I, uh, you know heard there's a rumor going around about you used to have a crush on Pam.",Roy,FALSE
7123,2,15,18,"Oh, no, no. No.",Jim,FALSE
7124,2,15,18,"No, it's cool, because I know you're a good guy. And I know that that crush ended a long time ago, so... you know. We're cool, right?",Roy,FALSE
7125,2,15,18,Yeah. Nope. Yeah. Definitely.,Jim,FALSE
7126,2,15,18,"You know, it's great with me cause that way, glad she has a friend at work she can get through the day with. She's not all bap bap bap bap when she gets home.",Roy,FALSE
7127,2,15,18,Yeah. I like talking to her too.,Jim,FALSE
7128,2,15,18,"So, we're cool, right?",Roy,FALSE
7129,2,15,18,Yes. Yeah.,Jim,FALSE
7130,2,15,18,All right.,Roy,FALSE
7131,2,15,18,"Yep. Cool, man.",Jim,FALSE
7132,2,15,18,Sweet.,Roy,FALSE
7133,2,15,18,[blows a sigh of relief],Kevin,FALSE
7134,2,15,19,"Hey, Mike, look. How bout we go upstairs, too. You know learn how the office works. We can all switch places today.",Darryl,FALSE
7135,2,15,19,"Oh... well... okay... yeah, you know what? I don't think... You.. You're... My job sucks compared to this. I don't think you'd like it up there.",Michael,FALSE
7136,2,15,19,The experience...,Darryl,FALSE
7137,2,15,19,Guys! Want to start unloading the truck?,Michael,FALSE
7138,2,15,20,Okay. Let's go. Step up.,Dwight,FALSE
7139,2,15,21,Check this out! Look at that! Look at that [squeezes blow-up doll] bwup-bwa! [talks in girly voice] Hello! How are... [regular voice] Oh! Kay. That is great. That is good stuff.,Michael,FALSE
7140,2,15,22,"In five years, I'd like to be... five years sober.",Meredith,FALSE
7141,2,15,22,That is an excellent goal.,Jan,FALSE
7142,2,15,22,Four and a half.,Meredith,FALSE
7143,2,15,22,I'll tell you one thing. I am not going to be one of those women schlepping her kids around in a minivan.,Kelly,FALSE
7144,2,15,22,Great! Uh-huh?,Jan,FALSE
7145,2,15,22,I want an SUV... with three rows of seats.,Kelly,FALSE
7146,2,15,22,[general murmuring of agreement],Women,FALSE
7147,2,15,23,"Well, I'll be honest. One of the goals of these women seminars is to feel out if there's any standouts. Women who could be a valuable addition to our Corporate life.",Jan,FALSE
7148,2,15,24,Michael wants us to bond so we need topics for conversation.,Dwight,FALSE
7149,2,15,24,Ponies.,Jim,FALSE
7150,2,15,24,No.,Dwight,FALSE
7151,2,15,24,How about rainbows?,Ryan,FALSE
7152,2,15,24,No.,Dwight,FALSE
7153,2,15,24,Flowers.,Jim,FALSE
7154,2,15,25,"It's dangerous, Michael. Come on, get off this.",Darryl,FALSE
7155,2,15,25,"Hey, you're going to, going to hurt yourself.",Michael,FALSE
7156,2,15,25,Mike.,Darryl,FALSE
7157,2,15,25,Stand clear.,Michael,FALSE
7158,2,15,25,Mike. Get off of the lift. Please. Come on now.,Darryl,FALSE
7159,2,15,25,"I'm fine, I'm fine. I'm fine.",Michael,FALSE
7160,2,15,25,"Look, would ya... look.",Darryl,FALSE
7161,2,15,25,"Oh, oh, oh!  We'll get somebody to clean that up.",Michael,FALSE
7162,2,15,25,We're the ones that got to clean that up!,Darryl,FALSE
7163,2,15,25,"Dammit, Michael!",Lonny,FALSE
7164,2,15,25,We ought to have this thing serviced.,Michael,FALSE
7165,2,15,26,"So! Guy's gripe session. Here we are. Now, we definitely live in different worlds but we have a lot in common. We even like the same girls, some of us. That's going to happen, you know. We're guys, so...",Michael,FALSE
7166,2,15,26,"Hey, do you want me to go?",Madge,FALSE
7167,2,15,26,"No, why? Why would I... ? You could...",Michael,FALSE
7168,2,15,26,I'll go.,Madge,FALSE
7169,2,15,26,Stay or...,Michael,FALSE
7170,2,15,27,...and a big walk-in closet.,Phyllis,FALSE
7171,2,15,27,"Oh, that's part of my dream too.",Meredith,FALSE
7172,2,15,27,"Oh, me too.",Kelly,FALSE
7173,2,15,27,"Great, great. And Pam, what about you? What is your dream?",Jan,FALSE
7174,2,15,27,"Well... I always dreamed of a house with a terrace upstairs. Plant flowers on it... stuff like that. Since I was a girl. Um... More seriously though, a husband that I love... Roy. And I love to draw. And I... I did a little in college and I'd still love to do something where I could work with art or graphic design in some way.",Pam,FALSE
7175,2,15,27,She's real good.,Phyllis,FALSE
7176,2,15,27,Thanks.,Pam,FALSE
7177,2,15,27,You know the company is offering a design training program in New York.,Jan,FALSE
7178,2,15,27,"Well... I have a job right now, so I can't really take time off...",Pam,FALSE
7179,2,15,27,"Well, it's only on weekends and then a few weeks in New York, but I'm sure that I could ask Corporate to help you out.",Jan,FALSE
7180,2,15,27,"Well... it's just that the weekends aren't good because, um...",Pam,FALSE
7181,2,15,27,There are always a million reasons not to do something.,Jan,FALSE
7182,2,15,28,"Let's start with the Warehouse. What bothers you as guys, you know?",Michael,FALSE
7183,2,15,28,My priority is safety.,Darryl,FALSE
7184,2,15,28,OK.,Michael,FALSE
7185,2,15,28,"So it really bothers me when somebody comes in here speeding around on a lift, playing with it like a toy. It kind of gets under my skin.",Darryl,FALSE
7186,2,15,28,"OK, Yeah. Yeah. Yeah shhh...",Michael,FALSE
7187,2,15,28,Uh uh uh. Don't shush me.,Darryl,FALSE
7188,2,15,28,I... That was just...,Michael,FALSE
7189,2,15,28,That bothers me too.,Darryl,FALSE
7190,2,15,28,I was breathing.,Michael,FALSE
7191,2,15,28,Pam shushes me. It drives me crazy.,Roy,FALSE
7192,2,15,28,"I hate shushing. You know, that's the thing! What the... ok... what is our beef as human men.",Michael,FALSE
7193,2,15,28,"You know that's a good question, Hasselhoff. What bugs us?",Lonny,FALSE
7194,2,15,28,OK. Alright. Good. Guys ragging on each other. That's what guys do... and we love it.,Michael,FALSE
7195,2,15,29,All right. Let's talk about clothing.,Jan,FALSE
7196,2,15,30,I'm excited about today. [whispers] I love girl talk.,Phyllis,FALSE
7197,2,15,31,"Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. All right. You can use your clothing to send a message about your ambitions by wearing clothes that reflect what you aspire to be.",Jan,FALSE
7198,2,15,32,"I'm not gaining anything from this seminar. I'm a professional woman. The head of accounting. I'm in the healthiest relationship of my life. I just think it's insulting that Jan thinks we need this. And, apparently, judging from her outfit, Jan aspires to be a whore.",Angela,FALSE
7199,2,15,33,I hate it when girls insist on taking them out to new restaurants every weekend night and then they're like 'When are we going to go on a date-date?',Roy,FALSE
7200,2,15,33,I hate that too! [general clapping and agreement],Guy,FALSE
7201,2,15,33,I hate that too.,Darryl,FALSE
7202,2,15,33,That sucks so much.,Kevin,FALSE
7203,2,15,33,It totally sucks.,Guy,FALSE
7204,2,15,33,Yeah and then they make you drive them to Church the next morning. Like 'Gas ain't free!',Dwight,FALSE
7205,2,15,33,"Yeah, on our salaries, man, what do they expect? You know to take us out every weekend? You know what I mean? We're not millionaires.",Lonny,FALSE
7206,2,15,33,I feel you.,Michael,FALSE
7207,2,15,33,"No, you don't. You don't feel us. How can you? You know what?",Darryl,FALSE
7208,2,15,33,Not literally.,Dwight,FALSE
7209,2,15,33,"You say we're the same, but we get compensated very differently.",Darryl,FALSE
7210,2,15,33,Yes.,Michael,FALSE
7211,2,15,33,We work the same hours as you and you just said we work a lot harder,Darryl,FALSE
7212,2,15,33,"Ah, you do. So...",Michael,FALSE
7213,2,15,33,But we get paid a lot less.,Darryl,FALSE
7214,2,15,33,Word.,Dwight,FALSE
7215,2,15,33,Like next to no benefits.,Roy,FALSE
7216,2,15,33,I know. God! What is that?,Michael,FALSE
7217,2,15,33,Exactly.,Roy,FALSE
7218,2,15,33,"It blows. It blows, man. Gah...",Michael,FALSE
7219,2,15,33,You know this would not happen if we had a union.,Darryl,FALSE
7220,2,15,33,That's what I'm talking about.,Roy,FALSE
7221,2,15,33,"No. Whoa, whoa. Yeah.",Michael,FALSE
7222,2,15,33,Absolutely.,Roy,FALSE
7223,2,15,33,That's what we need.,Darryl,FALSE
7224,2,15,33,You know you're right.,Guy,FALSE
7225,2,15,33,"Man, see... That's what I've been sayin', man. We need to do this finally.",Darryl,FALSE
7226,2,15,33,You know what? Is that necessary? Because you already sorta have a union... of guys.,Michael,FALSE
7227,2,15,33,"It's more than necessary, Mike. We need this. Roy? You still have that card from the Dockworker's Union?",Darryl,FALSE
7228,2,15,33,In my truck.,Roy,FALSE
7229,2,15,33,Dockworker's?,Michael,FALSE
7230,2,15,33,"Man, hook you up.",Darryl,FALSE
7231,2,15,33,[generalized clapping],Men,FALSE
7232,2,15,33,"Come on, man.",Guy,FALSE
7233,2,15,33,Yeah. You know what? I think the problem is the chicks.,Michael,FALSE
7234,2,15,33,"Union! Union, yeah.",Darryl,FALSE
7235,2,15,33,The problem is the chicks. And you gotta blame them.,Michael,FALSE
7236,2,15,33,Are you with us Mike?,Darryl,FALSE
7237,2,15,33,Yeah-es.,Michael,FALSE
7238,2,15,33,Welcome to the warehouse.,Darryl,FALSE
7239,2,15,33,"Michael, Michael, Michael, Mi...",Group chant,FALSE
7240,2,15,34,Another issue is inequality of pay between men and women. I'm sure that all of you have felt that before...,Jan,FALSE
7241,2,15,34,"[knocks] This is important. Ladies, take a breather. Jan, I uh wanna... Can I help you? Um... I wanted to say that the guys downstairs are thinking about forming a union. And they have some good points...",Michael,FALSE
7242,2,15,34,What? A union! What...,Jan,FALSE
7243,2,15,34,Don't get hysterical.,Michael,FALSE
7244,2,15,34,I'm not...,Jan,FALSE
7245,2,15,35,Part of my job is knowing how to talk to women.,Michael,FALSE
7246,2,15,36,Let's... be... rational... here. What are the pros? What are the cons?,Michael,FALSE
7247,2,15,36,"The cons are that everyone will lose their job. Michael. Everyone. Office, Warehouse. What do you think... the... pros... are... here?",Jan,FALSE
7248,2,15,36,Don't talk to me that way please. Just... they're going to want to hear this from you.,Michael,FALSE
7249,2,15,36,"You got yourself into this Michael, so you get yourself out.",Jan,FALSE
7250,2,15,36,But we're bonding down there!,Michael,FALSE
7251,2,15,36,That's too bad.,Jan,FALSE
7252,2,15,36,I mean I just don't want to have to tell them something they're not going to want to hear.,Michael,FALSE
7253,2,15,36,I don't want to...,Jan,FALSE
7254,2,15,36,Ok. Come on Jan. After all we've been through...,Michael,FALSE
7255,2,15,36,Michael! Michael! Michael!,Jan,FALSE
7256,2,15,36,We have a history...,Michael,FALSE
7257,2,15,36,Michael.,Jan,FALSE
7258,2,15,36,...between us.,Michael,FALSE
7259,2,15,36,Don't say another word.,Jan,FALSE
7260,2,15,36,I won't,Michael,FALSE
7261,2,15,36,Get yourself down stairs.,Jan,FALSE
7262,2,15,36,I'm just saying we have something... Ok. Whatever.,Michael,FALSE
7263,2,15,37,You know what... we could get this done a lot quicker if we formed a type of assembly line.,Ryan,FALSE
7264,2,15,37,This here is a run-out-the-clock situation. Just like upstairs.,Stanley,FALSE
7265,2,15,38,"Sports metaphors are one of the ways women feel left out of the language of the office. Now, I know this might sound silly but a ... many women ask to go over it. So... Fumble means...",Jan,FALSE
7266,2,15,38,Mistake.,Phyllis,FALSE
7267,2,15,38,Slip.,Meredith,FALSE
7268,2,15,38,"Right. Par for the course is a golf term. It means right on track. Below par means worse. Wait... that should mean better, that doesn't make sense.",Jan,FALSE
7269,2,15,38,What about second base? Like if Michael said that he got to second base with you? Does that mean you like closed a deal?,Kelly,FALSE
7270,2,15,38,Excuse me?,Jan,FALSE
7271,2,15,38,"I mean that's a baseball term, right?",Kelly,FALSE
7272,2,15,38,I don't know what Michael was talking about. I don't know.,Jan,FALSE
7273,2,15,39,[in the background] ...and you went to Chili's and he got to second base with you.,Kelly,FALSE
7274,2,15,39,"[in the background] Kelly, I don't know what Michael's talking about.",Jan,FALSE
7275,2,15,39,[in the background] He told everybody so I just want to know is that a baseball term...,Kelly,FALSE
7276,2,15,39,Hey.,Pam,FALSE
7277,2,15,39,Hey!,Jim,FALSE
7278,2,15,39,How's it going down there?,Pam,FALSE
7279,2,15,39,"It's a complete... well, actually it's exactly what you'd expect, so... How are the girls?",Jim,FALSE
7280,2,15,39,Good. We watched a video about our changing bodies.,Pam,FALSE
7281,2,15,39,Did you really?,Jim,FALSE
7282,2,15,39,No. [laughs],Pam,FALSE
7283,2,15,39,Oh.,Jim,FALSE
7284,2,15,39,Almost.,Pam,FALSE
7285,2,15,39,Good.,Jim,FALSE
7286,2,15,39,"Um... but hey? Something kind of cool. There's this internship in graphic design that Jan was telling us about. She made it sound, like, really great.",Pam,FALSE
7287,2,15,39,"Nice. Well, what's it all about?",Jim,FALSE
7288,2,15,39,Um...,Pam,FALSE
7289,2,15,39,I think you should do it. That's great!,Jim,FALSE
7290,2,15,39,It's really cool.,Pam,FALSE
7291,2,15,40,"Cold front coming into the Warehouse. Uh oh! Better put on your ski boots! Woohoohoowoo. Waaaah! Happy New Year, Darryl! Hey,Darryl. You ever done this?",Michael,FALSE
7292,2,15,41,Are you married?,Angela,FALSE
7293,2,15,41,I'm divorced.,Jan,FALSE
7294,2,15,41,That must have been hard.,Phyllis,FALSE
7295,2,15,41,It was. Yes.,Jan,FALSE
7296,2,15,41,You were probably feeling really depressed and sad and that's why you did that thing with Michael.,Kelly,FALSE
7297,2,15,41,I think you should all spend a little more time thinking about your careers and less time on personal stuff.,Jan,FALSE
7298,2,15,41,"Mmmm, I think we're all okay with the balance we've struck.",Phyllis,FALSE
7299,2,15,41,"At least you don't have kids. You have no kids, right? Thank God.",Angela,FALSE
7300,2,15,41,Okay. Let's take five. I think we can all use five.,Jan,FALSE
7301,2,15,41,How can someone so beautiful be so sad?,Kelly,FALSE
7302,2,15,42,Hi.,Michael,FALSE
7303,2,15,42,Did you take care of the situation?,Jan,FALSE
7304,2,15,42,"Yuh, yuh, yes! I... I have essentially...",Michael,FALSE
7305,2,15,42,Excuse me.,Jan,FALSE
7306,2,15,42,I have essentially. Yes. I've taken some...,Michael,FALSE
7307,2,15,42,"Excuse me. I've been told there's been some interest in forming a Union and that Michael supported it. Obviously he's not a friend of yours because he didn't tell you the facts. So let me. If there is even a whiff of unionizing in this branch, I can guarantee you the branch will be shut down like that [snaps her fingers]. They unionized in Pittsfield and we all know what happened in Pittsfield. It will cost each of you a fortune in legal fees and union dues and that will be nothing compared to the cost of losing your jobs. So I would think long and hard before sacrificing your savings and your futures just to send a message. If you have any further questions you can direct them to... to Michael.",Jan,FALSE
7308,2,15,43,Dreams are just that. They're dreams. They help get you through the day. Like the thing about the terrace. It's nice but... um... I don't know. It was just something I read in this book when I was twelve. The girl in the book has a terrace outside of her bedroom and she planted flowers on it and I just loved that. Just always kind of stuck with me.,Pam,FALSE
7309,2,15,44,So you're not doing it.,Jim,FALSE
7310,2,15,44,How did you know?,Pam,FALSE
7311,2,15,44,Why not?,Jim,FALSE
7312,2,15,44,Just like no big reason. Just a bunch of little reasons.,Pam,FALSE
7313,2,15,44,Come on.,Jim,FALSE
7314,2,15,44,Roy's right. There's no guarantee it's going to lead to anything anyway.,Pam,FALSE
7315,2,15,44,Roy said that.,Jim,FALSE
7316,2,15,44,What? You have something you want to say?,Pam,FALSE
7317,2,15,44,"You got to take a chance on something sometime, Pam. I mean, do you want to be a receptionist here, always?",Jim,FALSE
7318,2,15,44,"Oh, excuse me! I'm fine with my choices!",Pam,FALSE
7319,2,15,44,You are?,Jim,FALSE
7320,2,15,44,Yeah.,Pam,FALSE
7321,2,15,45,"It's impractical. I'm not going to try to get a house like that. Um... they don't even make houses like that in Scranton. So, I'm never going to... .",Pam,FALSE
7322,2,15,46,I'm just going to put this over there.,Michael,FALSE
7323,2,15,46,This is not a good idea right here.,Darryl,FALSE
7324,2,15,46,You did uh... okay.,Michael,FALSE
7325,2,15,47,Pizza. Great equalizer. Rich people love pizza.  Poor people love pizza.  White people love pizza.  Black people love pizza.  Do black people like pizza?,Michael,FALSE
7326,2,15,48,"Hey. Um... look guys, I'm sorry. Sometimes Jan can be such a bitch.",Michael,FALSE
7327,2,15,48,Generalized mumbling agreement. Yeah.,All the Men,FALSE
7328,2,15,48,"Hey, watch it, watch it. We have a relationship.",Michael,FALSE
7329,2,15,49,Thank you to our hosts.,Michael,FALSE
7330,2,15,49,Hey Michael. This ain't over.,Darryl,FALSE
7331,2,15,50,Ahhh! Excellent.,Michael,FALSE
7332,2,15,51,Is it good to be back. Yeah. I mean I love the guy stuff but to run an office you need men and women. You know why? Because you need to have that crazy sexual tension to keep things interesting.,Michael,FALSE
7333,2,15,52,"Dunder Mifflin. This is Pam. Uh... hold, please.",Pam,FALSE
7334,2,15,53,"Oh! I don't know, Pam. I paid $400 for this phone because I liked the ring.",Michael,TRUE
7335,2,15,53,You did?,Pam,TRUE
7336,2,15,53,"And now, I realize that you can program or download any ring you want. So, I'm a little overwhelmed.",Michael,TRUE
7337,2,15,53,Yeah.,Pam,TRUE
7338,2,15,53,There's a lot of choices. You got to help me here.,Michael,TRUE
7339,2,15,53,Okay.,Pam,TRUE
7340,2,15,53,Which one of these is coolest? What do you think? [classical piano playing] [violin playing],Michael,TRUE
7341,2,15,53,How about that one?,Pam,TRUE
7342,2,15,53,"No, no. [blues piano playing]",Michael,TRUE
7343,2,15,53,"Oh, that one was good.",Jim,TRUE
7344,2,15,53,"Dude, are you kidding me? No. That one says, 'I am so lame.' Know which one I want? There's one that sounds like a jackhammer. Just really grabs your attention. It's like... [imitating jackhammer] You know what I'm talking about?",Michael,TRUE
7345,2,15,53,Do you mean vibrate?,Jim,TRUE
7346,2,15,53,Yes.,Michael,TRUE
7347,2,15,54,Bushmaster's hard to beat for long distance. It's a great point.,Roy,TRUE
7348,2,15,54,Yeah. I got a spudgun in my car.,Dwight,TRUE
7349,2,15,54,Really?,Roy,TRUE
7350,2,15,54,"Yeah. Shoot a chuck of potato at your face, 80 PSI, bon appetit!",Dwight,TRUE
7351,2,15,54,What are you guys talking about?,Michael,TRUE
7352,2,15,54,[at the same time] Guns.,Dwight and Roy,TRUE
7353,2,15,54,Cool.,Michael,TRUE
7354,2,15,54,How's that union stuff coming?,Roy,TRUE
7355,2,15,54,Working on it.,Michael,TRUE
7356,2,15,54,Yeah.,Roy,TRUE
7357,2,15,54,Yup.,Michael,TRUE
7358,2,15,54,Okay.,Roy,TRUE
7359,2,15,54,All right.,Michael,TRUE
7360,2,15,55,Guys! Check it out! Spudgun! Woohoo! Bon appetit! [Darryl's office window shatters] Sorry.,Dwight,TRUE
7361,2,15,55,That's my office.,Darryl,TRUE
7362,2,15,56,"There was this film that I saw when I was little. It was about a kid who goes on the most incredible adventure. And even though it was really great, and she had a great time, she ends up back home in Kansas and says, 'There's no place like home.' And that's how I feel right now. There is no place like home. What the hell was that movie called? [sighs] It's gonna drive me crazy.",Dwight,TRUE
7363,2,16,1,"I really like Valentine's Day in this office. It's kinda like grade school. Everybody gives out little presents and stuff. Like last year, Jim gave me this card, with Dwight's head on it, it was horrifying and funny and...",Pam,FALSE
7364,2,16,2,[Delivery man enters with a bouquet of red roses. Pam stands up to look at card.] Phyllis.,Pam,FALSE
7365,2,16,2,Would you sign here? [Phyllis gets up from desk and walks over.],Delivery man,FALSE
7366,2,16,3,"Roy and I are saving for the wedding, so I made him promise not to get me anything too big.",Pam,FALSE
7367,2,16,4,"Happy Valentine's Day darling. Love Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.'",Meredith,FALSE
7368,2,16,4,Isn't he sweet?,Phyllis,FALSE
7369,2,16,4,Yeah. Wow.,Meredith,FALSE
7370,2,16,5,"Alright Dwight, as you know I am heading to New York today. [Dwight holds up passport.] Doing a presentation on the branch to the new CFO.",Michael,FALSE
7371,2,16,5,And you want me to come with you.,Dwight,FALSE
7372,2,16,5,Nope. The opposite of that.,Michael,FALSE
7373,2,16,5,I will stay here and run things on this end.,Dwight,FALSE
7374,2,16,5,"Ok, good.",Michael,FALSE
7375,2,16,5,Question. Will you be seeing Jan when you're in New York?,Dwight,FALSE
7376,2,16,5,"I probably will, why do you ask?",Michael,FALSE
7377,2,16,5,"Well... It's Valentine's Day, and you guys, you know...",Dwight,FALSE
7378,2,16,5,Yeah.,Michael,FALSE
7379,2,16,5,Screwed.,Dwight,FALSE
7380,2,16,5,What,Michael,FALSE
7381,2,16,6,"This is a business trip. I would have to be a raving lunatic to try to talk to Jan about what happened between us. Her words, not mine. She sent me an email this morning. But, it is Valentine's Day. It's New York. City of Love.",Michael,FALSE
7382,2,16,7,"Hey, Pam. You heart N.Y., right? You want me to pick you up anything?",Michael,FALSE
7383,2,16,7,That's OK.,Pam,FALSE
7384,2,16,7,Alright.,Michael,FALSE
7385,2,16,7,"The best present would be, you do a good job in front of the new CFO.",Oscar,FALSE
7386,2,16,7,"Dude, I'm gonna nail it. Me in New York? Oh, I own that city. Fuggedaboudit! See ya!",Michael,FALSE
7387,2,16,8,"Well here we go. On our way to New York. New York, New York. City so nice they named it twice. Manhattan is the other name.",Michael,FALSE
7388,2,16,9,"So I broke up with Katy and haven't been dating anybody else, so this year I don't have to worry about Valentine's Day. It's gonna be good. I invited a couple of friends over. We're gonna play some cards and I'll end up winning a lotta money. Because, they're idiots. It's gonna be great.",Jim,FALSE
7389,2,16,10,What's this? What is this?,Dwight,FALSE
7390,2,16,10,"I dunno, it's on",Jim,FALSE
7391,2,16,10,"Yeah, but who put it here? And for what purpose?",Dwight,FALSE
7392,2,16,10,It was there when I sat down.,Jim,FALSE
7393,2,16,10,[opens box and reads card] Happy Valentine's Day. [pulls out bobble head] It's me. I'm the bobble head. Yes! [Angela smirks in background] Ahh!,Dwight,FALSE
7394,2,16,11,"The meeting isn't 'til three, but I always like to come to New York little bit early and hit some of my favorite hunts, like right here, is my favorite New York pizza joint. And I'm gonna go get me a New York slice. [Michael walks toward Sbarro.]",Michael,FALSE
7395,2,16,12,Hey Kelly. What's up?,Jim,FALSE
7396,2,16,12,"Nothing. Oh except, oh my God Jim. Last night, Ryan and I totally, finally hooked up. It was awesome.",Kelly,FALSE
7397,2,16,12,"OH, that's great. I'm really happy for [starts to walk away]",Jim,FALSE
7398,2,16,12,"And it was so funny 'cause we were at this bar with his friends and I was sitting next to him the whole night and he wasn't making a move, so in my head I was like 'Ryan, what's taking you so long?' And then he kissed me. And I didn't know what to say.",Kelly,FALSE
7399,2,16,12,Wow.,Jim,FALSE
7400,2,16,12,"So I said, 'Ryan, what took you so long?' And I just said that to him, can you believe that?",Kelly,FALSE
7401,2,16,12,Wow.,Jim,FALSE
7402,2,16,12,"Oh my God, Jim, is that embarrassing? I'm embarrassed.",Kelly,FALSE
7403,2,16,12,"No, don't be.",Jim,FALSE
7404,2,16,12,"Oh, thank God, because I was nervous, Jim, you will not believe.",Kelly,FALSE
7405,2,16,12,I bet.,Jim,FALSE
7406,2,16,12,"So nervous, but now -- now I have a boyfriend.",Kelly,FALSE
7407,2,16,12,Alright. [Kelly squeals],Jim,FALSE
7408,2,16,13,[anguished] I hooked up with her on February 13th.,Ryan,FALSE
7409,2,16,14,"Here it is, heart of New York City, Times Square. Named for the good times you have when you're in it. Most people when they come to New York, they go straight to the Empire State Building, that's pretty touristy. I come here. Great places to eat. [points] We have Bubba Gump Shrimp, Red Lobster down there. Ya know. This is, this is the heart of civilization, right here.",Michael,FALSE
7410,2,16,15,Woah. [Delivery man with flowers],Kevin,FALSE
7411,2,16,15,Guess what?,Pam,FALSE
7412,2,16,15,"Really, Oh, they're from Bob again.",Phyllis,FALSE
7413,2,16,15,That's great. [Meredith scowls],Pam,FALSE
7414,2,16,16,"Everybody takes the subway in New York. It's fast, it's efficient, gets you there on time. It's a way to [turns and rushes back up stairs] Okay, there's a guy pooping in a cardboard box down there.",Michael,FALSE
7415,2,16,17,"This is the world famous Rockefeller Center. Founded, of course by Theodore Rockefeller. This is a skating rink and I think the Rangers practice there sometimes and it's, that's Tina Fey [points]. That's Tina Fey from Saturday Night Live. Hello? Hello, hi? [walks over] OH, I'm sorry, I thought you were [Conan O'Brien walks in front of Michael], OK, I thought that was. She, she looked a lot like Tina Fey. [to camera] Hello, hello, I thought that was Tina Fey, but it wasn't. So... Are you serious? He was here? When, when I was talking to the fake Tina Fey? Come on! And are you, argh.",Michael,FALSE
7416,2,16,18,"Hello Angela. Did you hear, somebody rocked the house and got me the best present I've ever gotten.",Dwight,FALSE
7417,2,16,18,"Really? I wouldn't know anything about that, but I'm glad you enjoyed it.",Angela,FALSE
7418,2,16,18,Oh I did. I did.,Dwight,FALSE
7419,2,16,18,I didn't get anything for Valentine's Day.,Angela,FALSE
7420,2,16,18,"Oh, I bet you will before the day is over.",Dwight,FALSE
7421,2,16,18,"Really? Well, I hope I do.",Angela,FALSE
7422,2,16,19,"I would love to live in New York someday. It's a big dream of mine. Work for corporate, with Jan. It'd be awesome. Go to Broadway shows, eat hot dogs. Scranton is great, but New York, is like Scranton on acid, no on speed, no on steroids. [Michael sees it's the end of a street.] OK, umm, I think, that's either the Hudson or the East, so we're back,  should be back this way. There's a lotta pressure on me right now. It's like Michael Jordan, in the NBA finals. Or, like Stormin' Norman Schwarzkopf, and this presentation is desert storm and as soon as it's over, we will not have to deal with those Iraqis anymore. Let's do it.",Michael,FALSE
7423,2,16,20,"[on phone] Nah that's alright. Spend money on her, instead of giving it to us. That's fine. No, I didn't even have a seat for you anyway. Yeah, hahaha, alright man, have a good night. Bye.",Jim,FALSE
7424,2,16,21,"Woah, woah [Delivery man with oversized bear]",Kevin,FALSE
7425,2,16,21,Phyllis Lapin.,Delivery man,FALSE
7426,2,16,21,"OH, Holy God!",Pam,FALSE
7427,2,16,21,It's from Bob.,Delivery man,FALSE
7428,2,16,21,"Man, that thing's bigger than I am.",Kevin,FALSE
7429,2,16,21,"No, it's not.",Delivery man,FALSE
7430,2,16,21,Oh zip it.,Kevin,FALSE
7431,2,16,22,There they are. What's up? Hey hey.,Michael,FALSE
7432,2,16,22,Hey.,Craig,FALSE
7433,2,16,22,Michael Scott. [sticks out hand for handshake],Josh,FALSE
7434,2,16,22,"Josh Porter, high five. [They high five] Bam.",Michael,FALSE
7435,2,16,22,You know Dan Gore from Buffalo.,Josh,FALSE
7436,2,16,22,"Yeah, how ya doing? Nobody needs to introduce this guy. Craiggers. [bump fists]",Michael,FALSE
7437,2,16,22,What's up buddy?,Craig,FALSE
7438,2,16,22,"You have been kicked out of every strip club in Albany, is that true?",Michael,FALSE
7439,2,16,22,"Guilty, yeah.",Craig,FALSE
7440,2,16,22,So what's going on? What I miss?,Michael,FALSE
7441,2,16,22,"Not much, they're uh, I guess running late upstairs, so we're just waiting for the presentations.",Josh,FALSE
7442,2,16,22,"Cool. Good, good, good. Give us some time to catch up, and... [awkward silence]",Michael,FALSE
7443,2,16,23,"Pam. Hi, How ya doing? Good. Listen, uh may I speak with you... privately?",Dwight,FALSE
7444,2,16,23,"You can't fire me, Dwight, just 'cause Michael's not here.",Pam,FALSE
7445,2,16,23,"No, Pam, Just. Just, [tilts head away, towards another room]",Dwight,FALSE
7446,2,16,24,You need to get something for your girlfriend.,Pam,FALSE
7447,2,16,24,"[same time as Pam] Girlfriend. Yes, and the reason I didn't get anything for this particular person - who shall remain nameless - is that she's not really the kind of person you'd think would be into Valentine's Day. She's kind of...",Dwight,FALSE
7448,2,16,24,Tightly wound?,Pam,FALSE
7449,2,16,24,(smirking) Exactly.,Dwight,FALSE
7450,2,16,24,"Ok, well, sometimes the gift is really about the gesture, you know, like what it means, instead of what it is.",Pam,FALSE
7451,2,16,24,"You mean, like a ham?",Dwight,FALSE
7452,2,16,24,"No, not like a ham. It's about doing something, so that the person knows that you really care about her.",Pam,FALSE
7453,2,16,24,"Ok, I get it.",Dwight,FALSE
7454,2,16,24,That you remember her.,Pam,FALSE
7455,2,16,24,"Ok, shut up. I know exactly what to do. [gets up and leaves]",Dwight,FALSE
7456,2,16,25,"What about you, Craig, you lose anyone?",Josh,FALSE
7457,2,16,25,"Oh man, Jan, called me in September and said 'You gotta fire four people,' and I was just like, 'What?' Ya know?",Craig,FALSE
7458,2,16,25,Did you?,Josh,FALSE
7459,2,16,25,"No, I just ignored her. She's the worse.",Craig,FALSE
7460,2,16,25,She is our boss.,Josh,FALSE
7461,2,16,25,She ain't my boss dude. I don't work for that bitch.,Craig,FALSE
7462,2,16,25,"Ay, Kay. Come on, you know, that's not. Cool it.",Michael,FALSE
7463,2,16,25,What? You like Jan? How can you,Craig,FALSE
7464,2,16,25,"Maybe because she's my girlfriend. [starts retracting statement] Was, or not my girlfriend. She's... we hooked up and...",Michael,FALSE
7465,2,16,25,You hooked up with Jan?,Josh,FALSE
7466,2,16,25,"You know, months ago, just once, It's, just stupid. Just forget it,",Michael,FALSE
7467,2,16,25,"Yeah, let's change the subject.",Josh,FALSE
7468,2,16,25,"Yeah, yeah.",Michael,FALSE
7469,2,16,26,"I don't know what he's thinking, but I would just be so psyched if we just dated forever.",Kelly,FALSE
7470,2,16,26,Take it slow. 'Cause it seems like a lot of the time things like that need... [Ryan walks in],Jim,FALSE
7471,2,16,26,Soda.,Ryan,FALSE
7472,2,16,26,"[to Ryan] Cool. Hey, so... do you want to... do something tonight? Or...",Kelly,FALSE
7473,2,16,26,"[under breath] Oh, no, not while I'm here.",Jim,FALSE
7474,2,16,26,"I mean, I know it's Valentine's Day, or whatever, but there's totally no pressure at all, of any kind. What so ever. So...",Kelly,FALSE
7475,2,16,26,I can't tonight. I have plans with my friends.,Ryan,FALSE
7476,2,16,26,"OK, That's cool. I completely understand.",Kelly,FALSE
7477,2,16,26,Cool. Cool. OK.,Ryan,FALSE
7478,2,16,27,"Josh Porter, Stamford.",Jan,FALSE
7479,2,16,27,David [to Josh and shakes hands],David,FALSE
7480,2,16,27,Nice to meet you.,Josh,FALSE
7481,2,16,27,"And Michael Scott, Scranton.",Jan,FALSE
7482,2,16,27,Nice to meet you.,David,FALSE
7483,2,16,27,Ditto. [to Jan] How are you Jan?,Michael,FALSE
7484,2,16,27,Fine Michael. Thank you.,Jan,FALSE
7485,2,16,27,OK. So we are in the process of doing a complete review of the company's financial strengths. All I'd like to do today is to...,David,FALSE
7486,2,16,28,"Nervous, no I'm not nervous. Well, I guess I'd be lying if I didn't say I was a little nervous. Umm, the new CFO is judging me on this too, and well, it is Michael, so. Yeah, I'm very nervous.",Jan,FALSE
7487,2,16,29,"So with the twelve new local accounts, we had a total of four percent organic growth, which was just above our pre-year targets.",Josh,FALSE
7488,2,16,29,Thanks very much.,David,FALSE
7489,2,16,29,Thank you.,Josh,FALSE
7490,2,16,29,"OK, Michael.",David,FALSE
7491,2,16,29,"What is a business? Is it a collection of numbers and sales reports? Sure. But as you know, David and Jan, it is much more. [plays video on screen. David and Jan have confused looks on their faces.]",Michael,FALSE
7492,2,16,29,"[video dialogue for 'The Faces of Scranton'] Life moves a little slower in Scranton, Pennsylvania. And that's the way we like it. Because at Dunder Mifflin Scranton, we're not just in the paper business, we're in the people business. Let's meet some of the folks that make the Scranton branch so special. [video shows Stanley at desk] This is Stanley Hudson, one of our talented salesman. An African-American father of two, Stanley's dedication is no doubt one of the hallmark's of the foundation of the business we're hoping to build our bases on.",Michael,FALSE
7493,2,16,30,"Yeah, I shot a bunch of footage around the office, edited it together on my Mac. I was thinking of entering it into some festivals. Probably won't. You know, not what this is about.",Michael,FALSE
7494,2,16,31,"[video dialogue] And finally, Pam Beesly. Look at her. Look how cute. Not bad at all. As the receptionist, Pam is truly the gateway to our world. Well, I hope this gave you a little taste of what life is like here at Dunder Mifflin, Scranton. What it's like to walk a mile in Oscar's shoes. Or try on Phyllis' pants.  Maybe even one of Angela's famous brownies. And you'll know, that you're home. [video says, 'Great Scott!']",Michael,FALSE
7495,2,16,31,Questions?,Michael,FALSE
7496,2,16,32,"Wow. OK, OK, thank you Michael, that was great.",David,FALSE
7497,2,16,32,"Yes, thank you.",Michael,FALSE
7498,2,16,32,"But, for right now what, I would really like to know about is the branch's performance, so do you have that information as well?",David,FALSE
7499,2,16,32,"Yes, absolutely David. Get that for you. I umm... [hands over report]",Michael,FALSE
7500,2,16,33,[with flowers] Can you sign?,Delivery man,FALSE
7501,2,16,33,Yeah.,Pam,FALSE
7502,2,16,33,[delivering plant to Oscar's desk] Oscar.,Pam,FALSE
7503,2,16,33,Nothing for me?,Angela,FALSE
7504,2,16,33,[walks away] Join the club.,Pam,FALSE
7505,2,16,33,Whose it from? [to Oscar],Kevin,FALSE
7506,2,16,33,My mom. [puts card in pocket],Oscar,FALSE
7507,2,16,34,"It's frustrating, because we'd be so perfect together.",Kelly,FALSE
7508,2,16,34,"You know what? Here's the deal, Kelly. It would be really nice if he was in to you, right? It'd be great, but he isn't.",Jim,FALSE
7509,2,16,34,"Yeah, it would be so great if he was.",Kelly,FALSE
7510,2,16,34,"Well, he's not, though. So you just gotta suck it up. You just gotta move on. Try to have some fun. Come to my poker game tonight.",Jim,FALSE
7511,2,16,34,"Okay, cool. Is it okay if I invite Ryan? [Jim leaves]",Kelly,FALSE
7512,2,16,35,"And that about does it, thank you.",Dan,FALSE
7513,2,16,35,"OK. [looks toward Craig] Craig,",Jan,FALSE
7514,2,16,35,Yeah. Here's the deal. I did not understand this was supposed to be a full on... like report or whatnot.,Craig,FALSE
7515,2,16,35,"Um, I'm sorry, what did you think financial presentation meant?",Jan,FALSE
7516,2,16,35,"I was under the impression this was, more of like... a meet and greet type deal.",Craig,FALSE
7517,2,16,35,"So, does that mean you don't have the numbers on your branch?",David,FALSE
7518,2,16,35,"That is correct, yes.",Craig,FALSE
7519,2,16,35,"Craig, you realize that we're trying to decide whether if drastic steps need to be taken?",Jan,FALSE
7520,2,16,35,"Look, I'm sorry, I didn't know.",Craig,FALSE
7521,2,16,35,"Well, the point is, is that doesn't exactly bode well for your branch.",Jan,FALSE
7522,2,16,35,"Oh man, you know what? Michael made that stupid movie, he doesn't get into any trouble? Maybe I should have slept with you, too. [David looks at Jan, who glares at Michael.]",Craig,FALSE
7523,2,16,36,"Oh, ok. Alright.",Michael,FALSE
7524,2,16,36,"NO, NO I'm not, I'm not, I just... I just don't know what to do anymore, Michael. I mean, we're all gonna get fired.",Jan,FALSE
7525,2,16,36,No you're not.,Michael,FALSE
7526,2,16,36,"Yeah, Michael - the CFO thinks that we slept together. Do you understand, people get fired for much less? And I just [scratches head] can't believe that you told everybody and we didn't even sleep together.",Jan,FALSE
7527,2,16,36,"Technically, we fell asleep in the same bed. So...",Michael,FALSE
7528,2,16,36,"Oh, God. Michael. It was months ago. It was once, It's over. Do you understand?",Jan,FALSE
7529,2,16,36,Yes. I'm sorry. I will fix this. I'll talk to him. I'll talk to David.,Michael,FALSE
7530,2,16,36,"Surely, you cannot be serious?",Jan,FALSE
7531,2,16,36,I am serious. And don't call me Shirley. Airplane.,Michael,FALSE
7532,2,16,37,"Women are like wolves. If you want a wolf, you have to trap it. You have to snare it. And then you have to tame it. Keep it happy. Care for it. Feed it. Lovingly, the way an animal deserves to be loved. And my animal deserves a lot of loving.",Dwight,FALSE
7533,2,16,38,Hey babe.,Roy,FALSE
7534,2,16,38,Hey.,Pam,FALSE
7535,2,16,38,You almost ready to go?,Roy,FALSE
7536,2,16,38,"I guess, yeah.",Pam,FALSE
7537,2,16,38,What's wrong?,Roy,FALSE
7538,2,16,38,"Nothing, it's just I had to sit here all day, while Phyllis got like an entire garden delivered to her.",Pam,FALSE
7539,2,16,38,"What, you're mad at me?",Roy,FALSE
7540,2,16,38,"I mean, I know that we said no big gifts, but I was kind of hoping you'd get me",Pam,FALSE
7541,2,16,38,"Well, Valentine's Day isn't over. Let's get you home and you are gonna get the best sex of you life.",Roy,FALSE
7542,2,16,39,You understand this is a very serious situation.,David,FALSE
7543,2,16,39,"No no no no no, yes I, OK, well, alright, here's the deal. It's my fault. This is, this is totally on me. Before you guys came in, I was talking to the guys. We were all chatting and I made a joke, a really dumb joke and Craig the idiot took it seriously. [Jan looks at Michael]",Michael,FALSE
7544,2,16,39,You made a joke?,David,FALSE
7545,2,16,39,"I did, it was stupid. And Craig, you saw him, he's not the sharpest tool in the shed. Although he is a tool. [David grins]",Michael,FALSE
7546,2,16,39,Well I don't need to explain to you that even a joke about sexual relations with your boss...,David,FALSE
7547,2,16,39,"I know. It was borderline at best and... And Jan is a fantastic executive and has all the integrity in the world and um, I'm really sorry. It will never happen again.",Michael,FALSE
7548,2,16,39,"Uh, that's fine. Let's just forget it.",Jan,FALSE
7549,2,16,39,Good. [Michael leaves office],David,FALSE
7550,2,16,40,Heading out?,Pam,FALSE
7551,2,16,40,"Yeah. Alright, Beesly, Hey, Happy Valentine's Day.",Jim,FALSE
7552,2,16,40,Bye. [Jim leaves],Pam,FALSE
7553,2,16,40,Goodnight Pam. [Leaves with oversized bear on back.],Phyllis,FALSE
7554,2,16,40,Night Phyllis.,Pam,FALSE
7555,2,16,41,"Oh, Michael. Thank you again for that, really. It was very nice.",Jan,FALSE
7556,2,16,41,"Oh, no big deal. Really. Sorry again.",Michael,FALSE
7557,2,16,41,"Oh, no, it's OK. [Puts hand in way of elevator door to stop from closing.] So, uh, Happy valentine's Day.",Jan,FALSE
7558,2,16,41,"Yeah, Happy Valentine's Day. [Jan turns and then kisses Michael. Michael looks and sees camera, Jan turns and sees camera, too. Elevator door closes.]",Michael,FALSE
7559,2,16,41,Oh.,Jan,FALSE
7560,2,16,42,Oy vey... schmear. [Points at Fiddler on the Roof playing at Minskoff Theatre and does a dance.],Michael,FALSE
7561,2,16,43,"Everybody, hello, can I have your attention, please? Since it's Valentine's Day, there's something that I wanted to say. I love the women of this office. Pam, I love you.",Michael,TRUE
7562,2,16,44,Michael's got a few tricks for Valentine's Day. He found a place where you can get 12 plastic roses for $10 and he's got a great line. 'Me so thorny.',Pam,FALSE
7563,2,16,45,"I love you, Angela. Yes, even you. I love you, Kelly. I love you, Meredith. This is all platonically, of course.",Michael,FALSE
7564,2,16,46,"I love ladies, always have. And you know what I think is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The brains. Because I don't think a woman is beautiful unless she is smart. And also, the brains are where the ladies get their best nasty ideas for bedroom stuff.",Michael,FALSE
7565,2,16,47,"You have any big Valentine's Day plans, Kev?",Pam,TRUE
7566,2,16,47,"Not really, my fiance is out of town.",Kevin,TRUE
7567,2,16,47,Where is she?,Pam,TRUE
7568,2,16,47,I'm not sure. Arizona? Sometimes she doesn't tell me.,Kevin,TRUE
7569,2,16,47,Cool.,Pam,TRUE
7570,2,16,48,"That's a lot of noodles. How much sodium do you think is in that cup? This place used to be full of hookers and porn shops and it's not that way anymore. There's an old building. That one hasn't been torn down yet, but they will. They'll get to it.",Michael,TRUE
7571,2,16,49,"Happy Valentine's Day, Meredith.",Oscar,TRUE
7572,2,16,49,Thanks.,Meredith,TRUE
7573,2,16,49,"Okay, you take it easy, ace.",Creed,TRUE
7574,2,16,49,"Here you go, Creed.",Oscar,TRUE
7575,2,16,49,"Hey, thanks, ace.",Creed,TRUE
7576,2,16,50,I'm not good with names.,Creed,FALSE
7577,2,16,51,"This is where it's all happening. We got TGI Fridays. I'm in the picture! Sometimes I just jump into people's pictures. Lot of people have their picture taken. It's kind of a New Yorker thing. You jump in on a tourist's picture and kind of ruin it. There's an energy to New York that you just feel. Um, everybody... Don't get hit. Everybody is kind of together and everybody hates each other, but loves each other at the same time. Screw off! People just yell at each other in New York, and it's great.",Michael,TRUE
7578,2,16,52,I'm gonna go call Bob.,Phyllis,TRUE
7579,2,16,52,"So, what are you doing for Valentine's Day?",Vance Refrigeration Worker #1,TRUE
7580,2,16,52,I'm gonna spend it with my fiance.,Pam,TRUE
7581,2,16,52,Okay.,Vance Refrigeration Worker #1,TRUE
7582,2,16,52,What are you guys doing?,Pam,TRUE
7583,2,16,52,Probably go grab dinner with my girlfriend. He's gonna be pulling his pud watching Skinemax. [points to Vance Refrigeration Worker #2],Vance Refrigeration Worker #1,TRUE
7584,2,16,52,Nice.,Pam,TRUE
7585,2,16,52,"Okay, okay. That's enough.",Dwight,TRUE
7586,2,16,52,Hey.,Phyllis,TRUE
7587,2,16,52,"Come on, break this up.",Dwight,TRUE
7588,2,16,53,"Yes, sure. Mr. Scott, you can head to the conference room. The other managers are already there.",Receptionist,TRUE
7589,2,16,53,Great. Thank you.,Michael,TRUE
7590,2,16,53,All right.,Receptionist,TRUE
7591,2,16,54,"Okay, here's the thing about Jan. She talks such a big game about, 'Oh there's nothing between us and stop talking about it.' And 'Border-line harassment when you call me at home.' But let me ask you this, is it just a coincidence that this meeting is taking place on Valentine's Day? Answer, maybe, but maybe not. We shall see.",Michael,FALSE
7592,2,16,55,How do you spell 'animalian'?,Dwight,TRUE
7593,2,16,55,Animalian?,Jim,TRUE
7594,2,16,55,Yes.,Dwight,TRUE
7595,2,16,55,Why?,Jim,TRUE
7596,2,16,55,None of your business. I'm writing something.,Dwight,TRUE
7597,2,16,55,You're writing something?,Jim,TRUE
7598,2,16,55,Forget it. I'll look it up myself.,Dwight,TRUE
7599,2,16,55,Okay.,Jim,TRUE
7600,2,16,55,"No, you know what? You do it.",Dwight,TRUE
7601,2,16,55,"No, I'm not gonna do that.",Jim,TRUE
7602,2,16,55,"Uh, yes, I'm in charge. You have to. Look it up.",Dwight,TRUE
7603,2,16,55,But I know how to spell it.,Jim,TRUE
7604,2,16,55,So tell me.,Dwight,TRUE
7605,2,16,55,Only if you tell me what you're writing.,Jim,TRUE
7606,2,16,55,Forget it. I'll do it. But you're getting written up.,Dwight,TRUE
7607,2,16,55,So now you're writing two things?,Jim,TRUE
7608,2,16,56,"Dwight lives on a beet farm and he practices karate at the forth grade level. And he apparently has a girlfriend, so... I guess there really is someone for everybody.",Jim,FALSE
7609,2,16,57,"[phone ringing] Hi, this is Kevin. Stacy? Happy Valentine's Day. Yeah. Oh, awesome. Okay. Yeah, I'll be leaving here soon. Cool. I love you, too. Okay, 'bye. Stacy's back.",Kevin,TRUE
7610,2,16,57,"That's great, man.",Oscar,TRUE
7611,2,16,58,Hey Scott. Hey. Hey! Hey! Come here! Come here! I want to talk to you. Come here!,Devon,TRUE
7612,2,16,58,You know what? It was nice to see Devon again. To sort of get closure on that whole thing.,Michael,TRUE
7613,2,17,1,Let's think this through. If we ask Corporate for that then...,Michael,FALSE
7614,2,17,1,They are either going to say yes... or no.,Dwight,FALSE
7615,2,17,1,Could go either way. We don't know what they are going to say.,Michael,FALSE
7616,2,17,1,Think it through.,Dwight,FALSE
7617,2,17,1,Have to think it through. Because if they say no...,Michael,FALSE
7618,2,17,1,Can we not?,Jim,FALSE
7619,2,17,1,"No! Yes, we have to! You know why? Because I don't like to be cooped up in that office! In that box! All day long. [Michael starts playing with a football in the office] Heisman! Because I need to think. Okay, Jim? Oh, Kevin, oh! [laughs] Nice catch. Mmmm, mmm, mmm,mmm. Os-car! Intercepted.",Michael,FALSE
7620,2,17,1,Still want that.,Jim,FALSE
7621,2,17,1,"Give it to me. Phyllis, give me the ball. Ok, give me the ball. Give me, you guys... Creed give me the ball! Right now give it to me.",Michael,FALSE
7622,2,17,1,Ryan!,Creed,FALSE
7623,2,17,1,Fumble! Yaaah!,Dwight,FALSE
7624,2,17,1,"Hey, Dwight.",Michael,FALSE
7625,2,17,1,Hut! Hut! Hut! Hike!,Dwight,FALSE
7626,2,17,1,You all right Ryan?,Michael,FALSE
7627,2,17,1,Ryan.,Dwight,FALSE
7628,2,17,1,Yeah.,Ryan,FALSE
7629,2,17,1,Pam!,Michael,FALSE
7630,2,17,2,"Ooh. They're having a sale on TiVo. Maybe I should get a TiVo. Oh. DVD Burner! Maybe I should get one of those. You are so lucky, Jim. You are so lucky you don't have this problem. What was the 9th place prize again? A loaf of bread?",Dwight,FALSE
7631,2,17,2,Cugino's pizza.,Jim,FALSE
7632,2,17,2,"Oh, great. Tasty, terrific pizza. Hmm. Question: Do their pizzas play DVDs?",Dwight,FALSE
7633,2,17,3,"Dwight was the top salesman of the year at our company. He wins a little prize money and gets honored at some convention. It is literally the highest possible honor that a Northeastern Pennsylvania-Based Mid-size Paper Company Regional Salesman can attain, so...",Jim,FALSE
7634,2,17,4,What did I do to deserve this?,Jim,FALSE
7635,2,17,4,Are you sad that Dwight beat you?,Pam,FALSE
7636,2,17,4,No.,Jim,FALSE
7637,2,17,4,"Are you going to cry, Jim? Do you need a tissue?",Pam,FALSE
7638,2,17,4,"Hey, I heard you got a wedding dress. Do you have pictures?",Phyllis,FALSE
7639,2,17,4,Oh! I... uh... yeah. Um... I'll uh show them to you later.,Pam,FALSE
7640,2,17,4,Oh.,Phyllis,FALSE
7641,2,17,4,"Oh, I should get back. Talk to you guys later.",Jim,FALSE
7642,2,17,4,"Ok, cool.",Pam,FALSE
7643,2,17,5,I have a ton of stuff to do for the wedding. And I have to do it in the office. And that can be kind of awkward. Um... just because people can get all weird about wedding stuff. Then... I just... I don't want to offend... Angela... or someone.,Pam,FALSE
7644,2,17,6,That's what she said!,Michael,FALSE
7645,2,17,6,Ha! I don't get it.,Dwight,FALSE
7646,2,17,6,Grapes. Seductive. So you ready for the big speech this afternoon?,Michael,FALSE
7647,2,17,6,"Well, it's not really a big speech. You still coming right?",Dwight,FALSE
7648,2,17,6,"Oh! Abso-fruit-ly. Fruit. Grapes. Nailed the joke. Matter of time. Um... And yes, it is a big speech. Biggest of your life.",Michael,FALSE
7649,2,17,7,"Speaker at the Sales Convention. Been there, done that. Went there again, did it again. Two years in a row. Consecutive. I just... I miss the feeling of knowing that you did a good job because someone gives you proof of it. Sir, you're awesome! Here's a plaque. What, a whole year has gone by and you need more proof? Here's a certificate. They stopped making plaques that year.",Michael,FALSE
7650,2,17,8,"What if I give a really long, extended Thank You. For instance, 'Thank you, Mr. Blank. Thank you very, very, very...'",Dwight,FALSE
7651,2,17,8,That would look terrible. These are mostly salesmen and salesmen expect to be entertained and you are the main act.,Michael,FALSE
7652,2,17,9,"When I was in the sixth grade, I was a finalist in our school Spelling Bee. It was me against Raj Patel. And I misspelled, in front of the entire school, the word 'failure'.",Dwight,FALSE
7653,2,17,10,I can't do this.,Dwight,FALSE
7654,2,17,10,"That's because you're incapable of doing it because you don't know how. Because you have no skills. Dwight, there's no way I can possibly teach you what you need to know about public speaking by speech time.",Michael,FALSE
7655,2,17,10,"Oh, okay.",Dwight,FALSE
7656,2,17,10,But I can teach you enough so that you don't embarrass me or the company.,Michael,FALSE
7657,2,17,10,"Okay, deal! I'll do whatever you say. No questions asked.",Dwight,FALSE
7658,2,17,10,"Well, if you have a question, you should ask me.",Michael,FALSE
7659,2,17,10,I'll try and think of one. When...,Dwight,FALSE
7660,2,17,10,Don't. Don't try and think of a question to humor me. Just... try not to be such an idiot.,Michael,FALSE
7661,2,17,10,Is that an insult or is that part of the public speaking advice?,Dwight,FALSE
7662,2,17,10,Insult.,Michael,FALSE
7663,2,17,11,"Mom, I'm sorry. I know you and Dad are chipping in for the wedding but I do not want orange invitations. Yes! Well, if you really want my...",Pam,FALSE
7664,2,17,11,"Hi, yeah, can I talk to one of your travel agents?",Jim,FALSE
7665,2,17,12,I'm going to take a trip. I'm going to get out of town for a while... and go someplace... not here.,Jim,FALSE
7666,2,17,13,Where do I want to go? Um... that is an excellent question. And one I should have probably thought about before I called you. Um...,Jim,FALSE
7667,2,17,14,"I get here early every morning so I can set the thermostat. I like it a little cooler, around 66 degrees. I'm more productive. Maybe some people don't like it as cold as I do, but I don't care.",Oscar,FALSE
7668,2,17,15,"[stand up comic voice] But seriously, what's the difference between a salesman and a saleswoman?",Michael,FALSE
7669,2,17,15,Saleswoman has a vagina.,Dwight,FALSE
7670,2,17,15,"It's a joke, Dwight. It's not a Sex Ed class.",Michael,FALSE
7671,2,17,15,But I'm right?,Dwight,FALSE
7672,2,17,15,"Yeah, you're right about the difference between a man and a woman, but not about the punch line to the joke, right? [stand up comic voice] The difference between a salesman and a saleswoman... is boobs!",Michael,FALSE
7673,2,17,15,Hey. Do you remember the speeches that you gave?,Dwight,FALSE
7674,2,17,15,I do. Both of them.,Michael,FALSE
7675,2,17,15,Could I have a copy of one of them?,Dwight,FALSE
7676,2,17,15,"No, no! They would remember them. Look, it doesn't matter what you say. It just matters that you're saying something that people care about. Yeah? All right? Here we go. Watch this.",Michael,FALSE
7677,2,17,16,Attention everybody! Attention please! I have some very great news from Corporate. We had a wonderful quarter and as a result all of you are getting bonuses for 1000 dollars!,Michael,FALSE
7678,2,17,16,Yeah!,Dwight,FALSE
7679,2,17,16,[generalized clapping and cheering] Congratulations.,Michael,FALSE
7680,2,17,16,Unbelievable.,Phyllis,FALSE
7681,2,17,17,"You see that? You see how they responded to me? In that moment, I had them.",Michael,FALSE
7682,2,17,17,That is so great about the bonus!,Dwight,FALSE
7683,2,17,17,"No, no! It's not true. I was just talking so just go out there and say anything. They'll eat it up. They're a great audience.",Michael,FALSE
7684,2,17,18,Go ahead. Get the wallpaper. Wallpaper the ceiling if you want. Call Terri and tell her she...,Stanley,FALSE
7685,2,17,18,It's unbelievable!,Phyllis,FALSE
7686,2,17,18,Excuse me! May I have your attention please? There has been an accident on 84 West. Cars have skidded off the road into the safety railing. Several cars have flipped. There is broken glass everywhere. Several people are injured.,Dwight,FALSE
7687,2,17,18,Do we know anyone who was in the accident?,Pam,FALSE
7688,2,17,18,Brad Pitt. Also there will be no bonuses.,Dwight,FALSE
7689,2,17,18,Why would this affect our bonuses?,Stanley,FALSE
7690,2,17,18,They are unrelated.,Dwight,FALSE
7691,2,17,18,Is Brad okay?,Kelly,FALSE
7692,2,17,18,"He will never act again. Also, this branch is closing.",Dwight,FALSE
7693,2,17,18,What the hell is going on here?,Oscar,FALSE
7694,2,17,18,Are we out of jobs?,Angela,FALSE
7695,2,17,18,Yes.,Dwight,FALSE
7696,2,17,18,This is karma because of what he did to Jennifer Aniston.,Kelly,FALSE
7697,2,17,18,He's kidding. Dwight was kidding and I don't know why because it wasn't funny... and it was just horrible.,Michael,FALSE
7698,2,17,18,Michael?,Stanley,FALSE
7699,2,17,18,Yeah.,Michael,FALSE
7700,2,17,18,You said we were getting bonuses.,Stanley,FALSE
7701,2,17,18,All right. Everybody in the conference room now. Let's go. Let's do it.,Michael,FALSE
7702,2,17,18,Cancel wallpaper.,Stanley,FALSE
7703,2,17,19,"As your leader and your friend, I sort of demand that you can all speak in public as I can... and did... twice. [speaking to camera] You saw the plaque, right? [to office] All right. We're all going to go around the room and we're going to make toasts. And that way, we will overcome our fear of public speaking.",Michael,FALSE
7704,2,17,19,You mean Toastmasters?,Pam,FALSE
7705,2,17,19,"Pam! I'm public speaking. Stop public interrupting me. Actually, this would be good practice for your wedding toast.",Michael,FALSE
7706,2,17,19,"Yeah, the bride doesn't really do... Have you ever been to a wedding?",Pam,FALSE
7707,2,17,19,Can I go?,Jim,FALSE
7708,2,17,19,Yes. Good. Jim taking the initiative.,Michael,FALSE
7709,2,17,19,So. Uh... I am going on a trip. But not really sure where I'm going yet. It's kind of open-ended. So I was hoping maybe you guys would have some suggestions?,Jim,FALSE
7710,2,17,19,You should go to Hedonism.,Kevin,FALSE
7711,2,17,19,What is that?,Jim,FALSE
7712,2,17,19,"It's like Club Med, but everything is naked.",Kevin,FALSE
7713,2,17,19,"I was thinking more like Europe. Or something like that. But, good second choice.",Jim,FALSE
7714,2,17,19,Been to Amsterdam.,Toby,FALSE
7715,2,17,19,Oh ho hokay. You know what? That's not a toast. You're not standing up.,Michael,FALSE
7716,2,17,19,[mimes lifting a glass] To Amsterdam.,Toby,FALSE
7717,2,17,19,When did you go there?,Jim,FALSE
7718,2,17,19,Umm... After my divorce. Yeah.,Toby,FALSE
7719,2,17,19,Really for like how long?,Jim,FALSE
7720,2,17,19,"Uh, about a week. Er... .um... .maybe a month. I uh can't...",Toby,FALSE
7721,2,17,19,"Jimmy, listen to me. You do not want to go to Amsterdam. Trust me.",Creed,FALSE
7722,2,17,19,Where do I want to go?,Jim,FALSE
7723,2,17,19,I'd send you to Hong Kong.,Creed,FALSE
7724,2,17,20,Like to say 'Hi' to my friends in China. [speaks in Chinese],Creed,FALSE
7725,2,17,21,"Okay, Dwight. Show us what you have learned today.",Michael,FALSE
7726,2,17,21,"Good morning, Vietnam! [general groaning] Okay. You know what? This isn't working. Because um I'm not nervous in front of them. They're my subordinates.",Dwight,FALSE
7727,2,17,21,No. We're not.,Jim,FALSE
7728,2,17,21,"Uh, yes you are. I'm Assistant Regional Manager.",Dwight,FALSE
7729,2,17,21,Which means absolutely nothing.,Jim,FALSE
7730,2,17,21,"Michael, can you explain?",Dwight,FALSE
7731,2,17,21,"Well, it's mostly made up. So...",Michael,FALSE
7732,2,17,22,Dwight is not going to do a job. It's sad. And they're expecting excellence because I did do such a good job. Two years in a row. I killed. It was amazing.,Michael,FALSE
7733,2,17,23,"Confidence, Dwight.",Michael,FALSE
7734,2,17,24,Dwight. If you could travel anywhere in the world where would you go?,Jim,FALSE
7735,2,17,24,I can travel anywhere except Cuba. And I will travel to New Zealand. And walk the 'Lord of the Rings' trail to Mordor. And then I will hike Mount Doom. So... no... just leave me alone.,Dwight,FALSE
7736,2,17,24,Okay. Just trying to get some advice on my trip.,Jim,FALSE
7737,2,17,24,Oh please! You're not taking any trip.,Dwight,FALSE
7738,2,17,24,You know I majored in Public Speaking in College.,Jim,FALSE
7739,2,17,24,You did?,Dwight,FALSE
7740,2,17,24,Mmmhmm. And the first thing they teach you is that you've got to be true to your self. And you are all about authority.,Jim,FALSE
7741,2,17,24,Yes. I am.,Dwight,FALSE
7742,2,17,24,"The great speakers throughout history were not joke tellers. They were people of passion. So if you want to do well today, you got to do what they did.",Jim,FALSE
7743,2,17,24,Which is?,Dwight,FALSE
7744,2,17,24,You've got to wave your arms and you've got to pound your fists. Many times. It's supposed to emphasize your point.,Jim,FALSE
7745,2,17,25,"Ok, I didn't actually major in Public Speaking. But, I did download speeches from some of history's famous dictators. Like this one [holds up paper]. Originally given by Benito Mussolini.",Jim,FALSE
7746,2,17,26,"Ok, look. I know you are giving this speech on your own",Jim,FALSE
7747,2,17,26,I'll glance at it.,Dwight,FALSE
7748,2,17,27,"It's time, Dwight. The grim reaper is here.",Michael,FALSE
7749,2,17,27,"The very best of luck to you, Dwight.",Angela,FALSE
7750,2,17,27,"Thank you, Angela.",Dwight,FALSE
7751,2,17,28,Why'd you pick the V.A. for the reception?,Kelly,FALSE
7752,2,17,28,Roy has a connection. It's nicer than you think.,Pam,FALSE
7753,2,17,28,You're inviting Jim?,Ryan,FALSE
7754,2,17,28,Of course. He's one of my closest friends.,Pam,FALSE
7755,2,17,29,All right. You ready? Here we go! Wow. It's a little bit bigger than I remember. Come on. We're down here. Right.,Michael,FALSE
7756,2,17,30,[song] You all ready for this?,Overhead,FALSE
7757,2,17,31,[coughs] [sniffles] I am just feeling under the weather. And... I think that I will go home and rest.,Angela,FALSE
7758,2,17,31,"I've never, ever seen you take a sick day.",Kevin,FALSE
7759,2,17,31,"Well, I've seen you take enough for the both of us.",Angela,FALSE
7760,2,17,32,"Next, I'd like to introduce the Dunder Mifflin Salesman of the Year, Dwight Schrute!",Speaker,FALSE
7761,2,17,32,[polite clapping],Crowd,FALSE
7762,2,17,32,"Dwight, they called your name.",Michael,FALSE
7763,2,17,32,"Dwight, how we doing?",Speaker,FALSE
7764,2,17,32,"No, I can't... I ca...",Dwight,FALSE
7765,2,17,32,All right. You know what? Okay. No. No problem. You are lucky you have me here. I'm going to cover for you. [shouts] All right!,Michael,FALSE
7766,2,17,32,[claps],Crowd,FALSE
7767,2,17,32,"Gooood morning, Vietnaaaam! I am not Dwight Schrute. Not at all. I am Michael Scott, his mentor and boss. And until Dwight comes up, if he ever does, I wanted to say a few words about excellence. What makes a work environment excellent? Well, there are many things, I believe, that do such a thing of that nature. And one would be humor. What is the difference between a salesman and a saleswoman?",Michael,FALSE
7768,2,17,33,I always set it at 69. [snickers],Kevin,FALSE
7769,2,17,34,Maybe we'll use a DJ. That's the one thing Roy's in charge of for this wedding but all he's managed to do is set a date.,Pam,FALSE
7770,2,17,34,"But he did a great job. June 10th is perfect. I want a June wedding.  I've always wanted one. Ryan, do you know when you would want to get married?",Kelly,FALSE
7771,2,17,34,"Actually, I don't see myself ever getting married.",Ryan,FALSE
7772,2,17,34,Oh.,Kelly,FALSE
7773,2,17,34,"Ryan, you should be more sensitive. It's obvious she likes you and comments like that, they just...",Pam,FALSE
7774,2,17,34,I know what I said.,Ryan,FALSE
7775,2,17,35,"I'm very sorry. I did not know you were wearing a hearing aid and I just thought you were speaking abnormally. ...And now the black guy from the 'Police Academy' movies. A robot. [makes robot sounds] Michael Winslow, anyone?",Michael,FALSE
7776,2,17,36,"Car starting. [makes car sounds]  All right, Dwight Schrute everyone.",Michael,FALSE
7777,2,17,36,[clapping],Crowd,FALSE
7778,2,17,36,Good luck. That is a tough crowd.,Michael,FALSE
7779,2,17,36,"[bangs fists] Blood alone moves the wheels of history! Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation, which everyone finds during the day. [waves arm] how long we have been striving for greatness? [bangs fist] Not only the years we've been at war, the war of work, but from the moment as a child when we realized that the world could be conquered. It has been a lifetime's struggle [waves arms]. A never-ending fight. I say to you [hits podium] and you'll understand that it is a privilege to fight!",Dwight,FALSE
7780,2,17,36,[clapping],Crowd,FALSE
7781,2,17,36,WE ARE WARRIORS!,Dwight,FALSE
7782,2,17,36,[clapping and cheering],Crowd,FALSE
7783,2,17,36,"Salesman of Northeastern Pennsylvania, I ask you once more rise and be worthy of this historical hour!",Dwight,FALSE
7784,2,17,36,[clapping and cheering],Crowd,FALSE
7785,2,17,36,[laughs maniacally] Yeah. Yes!,Dwight,FALSE
7786,2,17,37,I've got a time share in Key West that might be available.,Oscar,FALSE
7787,2,17,37,Maybe. Thanks.,Jim,FALSE
7788,2,17,37,You really think you're going to go?,Ryan,FALSE
7789,2,17,37,Yeah. I'm definitely going.,Jim,FALSE
7790,2,17,37,Nice. Send me a postcard.,Ryan,FALSE
7791,2,17,38,"Jim has worked at the same place for five years. Jim eats the same ham and cheese sandwich everyday for lunch. I don't know. If I were a betting man, I'd say he will have a fun weekend in Philadelphia.",Ryan,FALSE
7792,2,17,39,No revolution is worth anything unless it can defend itself. [bangs fists],Dwight,FALSE
7793,2,17,39,[claps],Crowd,FALSE
7794,2,17,39,"Some people will tell you salesman is a bad word. They'll conjure up images of used car dealers and door to door charlatans. This is our duty - to change their perception. I say salesmen... and women of the world unite! We must never acquiesce for it is together, TOGETHER, THAT WE PREVAIL!  We must never cede control of the motherland! For it is...",Dwight,FALSE
7795,2,17,39,[shouts] Together that we prevail! [cheering and clapping],Crowd,FALSE
7796,2,17,40,Australia? I have always wanted to go there?,Pam,FALSE
7797,2,17,40,"I'm going. I'm a little nervous to run into Dwight on his connecting flight to Mordor. But, other than that... um, yeah, I bought the ticket, non-refundable.",Jim,FALSE
7798,2,17,40,That's awesome. Where are you staying?,Pam,FALSE
7799,2,17,40,I don't know. I feel like I have plenty of time to figure out the details but...,Jim,FALSE
7800,2,17,40,When are you leaving?,Pam,FALSE
7801,2,17,40,I'm... leaving on June 8th.,Jim,FALSE
7802,2,17,40,Oh.,Pam,FALSE
7803,2,17,40,"Yeah. And I'm really sorry about that, I just...",Jim,FALSE
7804,2,17,40,Oh yeah. That's too bad.,Pam,FALSE
7805,2,17,40,Yeah. Do you want me to take these on my way out?,Jim,FALSE
7806,2,17,40,It's ok. I got it.,Pam,FALSE
7807,2,17,40,Alright.,Jim,FALSE
7808,2,17,41,"Ok, thanks. [to Michael] There you are. What happened?",Dwight,FALSE
7809,2,17,41,I got thirsty. How'd it go?,Michael,FALSE
7810,2,17,41,It was amazing. I wish you would have been there.,Dwight,FALSE
7811,2,17,41,You would not believe what happened here.,Michael,FALSE
7812,2,17,41,What? Something happened?,Dwight,FALSE
7813,2,17,41,"Oh! This woman came in, sat down, ordered a drink. The bartender asked for her ID which I thought was odd because I pegged her at like 35.",Michael,FALSE
7814,2,17,41,Weird.,Dwight,FALSE
7815,2,17,41,"Yeah, it was weird. So, she was like 'I don't have my ID, please give me one.' And he was like 'I can't do that. I can't serve you.'",Michael,FALSE
7816,2,17,41,Con artist.,Dwight,FALSE
7817,2,17,41,She might have been. So she says 'Fine. I will go to my room. I will get my purse. I will come back. I'll show you my ID.' She hasn't come back yet. She's probably in her room drinking from the mini-bar! Right?,Michael,FALSE
7818,2,17,42,"Dwight gave a great speech. That's the word on the street anyway. And I entertained Dwight to no end with my bar stories. So, I captivated the guy who captivated a thousand guys. Can you believe that? A thousand guys?",Michael,FALSE
7819,2,17,43,"My future is so bright, Jim. Jim, do you know how bright my future is? It's so bright that... What? Do you know? Is there something I got to wear? Huh?",Dwight,TRUE
7820,2,17,43,Goggles?,Jim,TRUE
7821,2,17,43,[imitating '80s rock],Dwight,TRUE
7822,2,17,44,"And what a lot of people don't understand about sales is that it has so much to do with organization. I have a system in place for keeping track of who I speak to, when I speak to them and what we have discussed. Etcetera.",Dwight,TRUE
7823,2,17,44,"That's it? You're going to end with 'etcetera'? Okay, what's this big organizational system that...",Michael,TRUE
7824,2,17,44,"Well, do you think I should describe our filing system?",Dwight,TRUE
7825,2,17,44,"That would be suicide. Never, never talk specifics. Not in a speech. But the fact that you have no idea what to say is, believe it or not, the least of our worries.",Michael,TRUE
7826,2,17,44,It is?,Dwight,TRUE
7827,2,17,44,It's your delivery...,Michael,TRUE
7828,2,17,44,What is?,Dwight,TRUE
7829,2,17,44,Our biggest worry.,Michael,TRUE
7830,2,17,44,I don't follow.,Dwight,TRUE
7831,2,17,44,"My God, Dwight. The best way to learn is by watching. That's why porn is a multi-trillion-dollar industry. Listen. Okay. Sit down, let me wow you. [clears throat] [shouting]",Michael,TRUE
7832,2,17,44,"Oh, God!",Dwight,TRUE
7833,2,17,44,"See, I have your attention now, don't I? You're scared, but now you're ready to learn.",Michael,TRUE
7834,2,17,45,"Well, that didn't go well.",Dwight,TRUE
7835,2,17,45,"No, it did not. And that is because at no time did you employ the use of humor. We'll find you a joke that not even you can ruin.",Michael,TRUE
7836,2,17,46,"All right, listen up, please. Dwight has a joke.",Michael,FALSE
7837,2,17,46,[whispering to Angela] Stop it. [to the office] Two sailors walk into a bar...,Dwight,FALSE
7838,2,17,46,Please don't tell a sailor joke.,Meredith,FALSE
7839,2,17,46,"Oh, why not?",Dwight,FALSE
7840,2,17,46,Her nephew's in Iraq.,Phyllis,FALSE
7841,2,17,46,Iraq is sand. Sailors are on water.,Michael,FALSE
7842,2,17,46,"Yes, but they are both in danger.",Pam,FALSE
7843,2,17,46,"Yeah, well, you know what? We need to... All right, everybody in the conference room now. Let's go.",Michael,FALSE
7844,2,17,47,Who's gonna start. How about Phyllis? You kick us off and then we'll move around. Go ahead.,Michael,TRUE
7845,2,17,47,What are we supposed to talk about?,Phyllis,TRUE
7846,2,17,47,Anything your heart desires.,Michael,TRUE
7847,2,17,47,I would like to toast to the good fortune I've been having lately...,Phyllis,TRUE
7848,2,17,47,[shouting] Louder!,Michael,TRUE
7849,2,17,47,"I, uh, I met a man and I'm totally in love, and that's a chapter of my life that I thought had closed. Uh, I was terribly depressed for the longest time and I have to admit I had some very dark thoughts...",Phyllis,TRUE
7850,2,17,47,"Good. Good, good, good. That's good. Now see, that's not so hard, right? All right. Who's next? Who are we going to... Ryan. Ryan's next.",Michael,TRUE
7851,2,17,47,Why am I next? I thought we'd go in order?,Ryan,TRUE
7852,2,17,47,"Don't be shy, shy boy. Don't be shy. Get up there.",Michael,TRUE
7853,2,17,47,"Well... A lot of you know that I'm in business school. And while I'm learning a lot here, a lot, hopefully soon I'll land a challenging full-time or part-time position somewhere else.",Ryan,TRUE
7854,2,17,47,All right.,Dwight,TRUE
7855,2,17,47,"Way to go, Ryan!",Stanley,TRUE
7856,2,17,47,"Stop! Stop! Stop! That's, you know what? The toast is really not supposed to be about anything. It's certainly not supposed to be about going anywhere or doing anything else, so...",Michael,TRUE
7857,2,17,48,"Ryan is a temp, and that means that he could go at any time. Am I worried about that? Try scared to death.",Michael,FALSE
7858,2,17,49,I got the stamps.,Ryan,TRUE
7859,2,17,49,The ones that say 'love' on them?,Pam,TRUE
7860,2,17,49,The ones that say '39 cents.',Ryan,TRUE
7861,2,17,49,Oh. Doesn't matter.,Pam,TRUE
7862,2,17,49,I didn't think it did.,Ryan,TRUE
7863,2,17,49,"As soon as they leave, well get Kelly and start.",Pam,TRUE
7864,2,17,49,Kelly's helping?,Ryan,TRUE
7865,2,17,49,Is that okay?,Pam,TRUE
7866,2,17,49,"Yeah, sure.",Ryan,TRUE
7867,2,17,50,"Ghosts. Lots of ghosts in this old Radisson. There it is, Rosebud Room. Memories. Wow, this turnout is pathetic. I packed the house, you know.",Michael,TRUE
7868,2,17,50,"Oh, no, I don't think this is it.",Dwight,TRUE
7869,2,17,50,"Numismatic. Numismatic Collectors. Nope, wrong room.",Michael,TRUE
7870,2,17,51,"Okay. They got sports medicine seminar, nope. Science fiction convention, nope.",Michael,FALSE
7871,2,17,51,"Oh, yeah, I read about that. The entire cast of Battlestar Galactica is gonna be here, including Starbuck. I'm so in love with her.",Dwight,FALSE
7872,2,17,51,You're weird.,Michael,FALSE
7873,2,17,51,"No, no, no. It's totally normal, 'cause she's not a Cylon or anything. She's just a great human fighter pilot. If I see her, my heart will explode.",Dwight,FALSE
7874,2,17,51,Are you a 12-year-old girl? I don't know. There we go.,Michael,FALSE
7875,2,17,52,"Ah, look at me. I'm huge in Wilkes-Barre. Performing nightly, Michael Scott. Not comedy fans here, which is fine because not having a sense of humor is just as fine as having one. Questions? Comment? Can't see you, but I know that you're not breathing. I know you're breathing. Is this on? Hello? 'Well, isn't that... Well, isn't that special?' 'Jell-O pudding.' Bill Cosby. I think Bill Cosby said it best when he talked about his brother and all of the fun he... All the great things they did together as kids. And there was the one time when he put the snowball in the freezer, and it... And he waited for five months and then he took the snowball out and he threw it... He would have thrown it at the kid but then his mother had thrown out the snowball so he couldn't throw it. So... Bill Cosby is smoking! And now some race car. [imitating race car engine] That brings me to my... Brings me to a point that you should always have a list of your clients. It's important to because a client list is next to godliness... List. [baby crying] Could you shut him up, please? I mean, who brings a baby to a sales conference? Really rude.",Michael,TRUE
7876,2,18,1,"I'm looking forward to 'Take Your Daughter to Work' day. I am not great with kids, but I wanna get better. Because I'm getting married. So, I put out a bunch of extra candy out on my desk so the kids will come talk to me. ...Like the witch in Hanzel and Gretel.",Pam,FALSE
7877,2,18,2,Bribery. Nice.,Jim,FALSE
7878,2,18,2,"Oh, I have more. [Holds up bags of candy]",Pam,FALSE
7879,2,18,2,Pam. Ms. Beasley if yer nastay! Janet Jackson. Hey! You having a wardrobe malfunction there? Or w---,Michael,FALSE
7880,2,18,2,"Oh, Michael. You can't be nasty today. [whispering] 'Cause of the... [points to 'Welcome Daughters!' sign]",Pam,FALSE
7881,2,18,2,"... Oh, God is that today?",Michael,FALSE
7882,2,18,2,I reminded you last night.,Pam,FALSE
7883,2,18,3,"Listen, I like kids. But this is not a kid's environment. This is like HBO, no limits. Who knows what I'm going to say? Crazy stuff. And it is R rated, it is not rated G. I am like Eddie Murphy in 'Raw,' and they are trying to make me into Eddie Murphy in 'Daddy Daycare.' both great movies, but, still.",Michael,FALSE
7884,2,18,4,"Well, I'll be in my office.",Michael,FALSE
7885,2,18,4,Don't you think you should say something?,Pam,FALSE
7886,2,18,4,They're cool.,Michael,FALSE
7887,2,18,4,"Michael, I think that as the boss you should really---",Pam,FALSE
7888,2,18,4,"Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine. Hi, children. I'm Michael Scott, and... I... am in charge of this place... ahh, what'll make you... understand... I am... like Superman, and the people who work here are like citizens of Gotham City.",Michael,FALSE
7889,2,18,4,[in unison] That's Batman.,Jim and Dwight,FALSE
7890,2,18,4,"Okay, I'm Aquaman. Where does he live, guys?",Michael,FALSE
7891,2,18,4,The ocean.,Jim,FALSE
7892,2,18,4,[under his breath] I work with a bunch of nerds.,Michael,FALSE
7893,2,18,5,[looks at Sasha] Mmm... hello tiny one.,Dwight,FALSE
7894,2,18,5,[to Sasha] Come on.,Toby,FALSE
7895,2,18,5,You are the future!,Dwight,FALSE
7896,2,18,6,This... is my file cabinet. Uhm... oh. This... is the partition... between my desk... and Angela's.,Kevin,FALSE
7897,2,18,7,"Abby's my fiancee Stacy's daughter, I think she'll have a good time. I just hope she doesn't look on my computer. ...Actually, I'd better go check.",Kevin,FALSE
7898,2,18,8,"Michael, you remember my daughter, Melissa.",Stanley,FALSE
7899,2,18,8,"Oh, yes, hello, how are you? Good to see you. Wow, you've really grown up. You know what? Don't mind me saying so, she is turning into a stone cold fox. Better keep the... frat boys away from her.",Michael,FALSE
7900,2,18,8,I'm in eighth grade.,Melissa,FALSE
7901,2,18,8,Oh.,Michael,FALSE
7902,2,18,8,She's in middle school.,Stanley,FALSE
7903,2,18,8,"Yeah, middle school's amazing. It is extraordinary. An extraordinary time.",Michael,FALSE
7904,2,18,9,"It's not that children make me uncomfortable, it's just that, why be a dad when you can be a fun uncle? I've never heard of anyone rebelling against their fun uncle.",Michael,FALSE
7905,2,18,10,[while Jake is throwing things at Michael] They want how many spiral pads?,Michael,FALSE
7906,2,18,10,"Um, fif--well, fifty... I... over ordered because they had a back order.",Meredith,FALSE
7907,2,18,10,Okay.,Michael,FALSE
7908,2,18,11,"I got permission to bring Jake into work, which is great because he got suspended this week and now I don't have to pay for a sitter.",Meredith,FALSE
7909,2,18,12,Can you put that down there?,Angela,FALSE
7910,2,18,12,Yep. [spreads tablecloth],Kelly,FALSE
7911,2,18,12,"[to Sasha] Okay, tell them what you wanted to say.",Toby,FALSE
7912,2,18,12,Do you need any help?,Sasha,FALSE
7913,2,18,12,"No. Thanks. We'd... have to explain everything, it's probably just easier if we do it ourselves.",Angela,FALSE
7914,2,18,12,"Alright, I wasn't expecting that. Let's uh... let's go draw.",Toby,FALSE
7915,2,18,12,"Oh my God, she is so cute, I want to die. Don't you just love kids, Angela?",Kelly,FALSE
7916,2,18,12,"I guess I wouldn't mind a pair of small, well-behaved boys.",Angela,FALSE
7917,2,18,12,God I cannot wait to get pregnant and have babies!,Kelly,FALSE
7918,2,18,13,"Kelly and I both agreed that we would just have fun, and, I'm learning that fun for Kelly is... getting married and having babies. Immediately. With me.",Ryan,FALSE
7919,2,18,14,"[on phone] Just compare last year's order to this year's. Uh-huh. Yeah, I'm looking at it right now. [Sasha walks in the door] ... Yes. We--yeah, they're very--they're different. [Sasha walks out] Yeah, we can stick with last year's, you're just going to have to supplement it, somehow.",Michael,FALSE
7920,2,18,15,"Hey, Abby! Do you want to help me shred some old documents? It's actually pretty cool.",Pam,FALSE
7921,2,18,15,No thanks.,Abby,FALSE
7922,2,18,16,I only have one goal today. To make one kid like me. Just one.,Pam,FALSE
7923,2,18,17,What are you reading?,Jim,FALSE
7924,2,18,17,From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler.,Abby,FALSE
7925,2,18,17,"Aww, best book?",Jim,FALSE
7926,2,18,17,"Yeah, but I've read it before.",Abby,FALSE
7927,2,18,17,"Pfft. So have I. Hey, question. If you had to spend a night in the Met or the Aquarium, which would it be?",Jim,FALSE
7928,2,18,17,Definitely the Aquarium.,Abby,FALSE
7929,2,18,17,"Definitely. Yes. Glad you said that. ...You don't want to help me with some of my sales, do you? 'Cause, I'm kind of swamped.",Jim,FALSE
7930,2,18,17,Sure.,Abby,FALSE
7931,2,18,17,Really?,Jim,FALSE
7932,2,18,17,Mmhmm!,Abby,FALSE
7933,2,18,17,"Yesss. And you're Abby, right?",Jim,FALSE
7934,2,18,17,Yeah.,Abby,FALSE
7935,2,18,17,I'm Jim. [Jim hi-fives Abby] Annnnd... let's sell some paper.,Jim,FALSE
7936,2,18,17,Alright.,Abby,FALSE
7937,2,18,17,Let's start with... your mom.,Jim,FALSE
7938,2,18,18,"[on phone] Yes. Well... we can... [Sasha walks in, begins playing with Michael's toy train] uhm... hey, uh, you know what? Can I call you back? I'll call you right back. Yes, I promise. ...Hello, can I help you? ... You can pick that up, if you want. That's--- that's alright. [Sasha moves the train to Michael's desk] Want to bring it over... here, make some room. My name's Michael. What's your name?",Michael,FALSE
7939,2,18,18,Sasha.,Sasha,FALSE
7940,2,18,18,Nice to meet you.,Michael,FALSE
7941,2,18,18,Ooh! [picks up train whistle],Sasha,FALSE
7942,2,18,18,"Oh, you know what that is! That is a train whistle, like I'm the conductor. [blows into whistle] But I'm sort of the conductor of the office here, right? [blows into whistle] You want to try?",Michael,FALSE
7943,2,18,18,Sure. [Sasha blows into whistle continously],Sasha,FALSE
7944,2,18,18,"All aboard for sales! Next stop, Cu...camonga! [Sasha and Michael laugh]",Michael,FALSE
7945,2,18,19,"[shaking hands with Abby] Ow, ow, ow, ow, you broke my hand.",Jim,FALSE
7946,2,18,19,There is no way that hurt.,Dwight,FALSE
7947,2,18,19,"Really? 'Cause she's pretty strong, Dwight.",Jim,FALSE
7948,2,18,19,"Little girl. Come over here. Shake my hand. Come on, I don't have all day. [Abby shakes his hand] I don't feel anything. Nothing. [to Jim] You're so weak. [Jake walks over and messes with Dwight's bobbleheads] Uh, excuse me, these are expensive collector's items, okay?",Dwight,FALSE
7949,2,18,19,Do you have any computer games?,Jake,FALSE
7950,2,18,19,"No, I don't have computer games on my work computer. That would be innappropriate.",Dwight,FALSE
7951,2,18,19,"Yeah, Meredith doesn't have any either. It's so lame here.",Jake,FALSE
7952,2,18,19,You call your mom Meredith? That's very disrespectful.,Dwight,FALSE
7953,2,18,19,"Whatever, okay?",Jake,FALSE
7954,2,18,19,You can refer to me as Mister Schrute.,Dwight,FALSE
7955,2,18,19,That's your name? Mister Poop?,Jake,FALSE
7956,2,18,19,Schrute. Mister Schrute.,Dwight,FALSE
7957,2,18,19,"Sure, Mister Poop. [Jake walks away]",Jake,FALSE
7958,2,18,19,"[quietly] ... Schrute. [Jim and Abby snicker, Angela glares at Dwight]",Dwight,FALSE
7959,2,18,20,[to Phyllis] Are you Mother Goose?,Sasha,FALSE
7960,2,18,21,"I drink like, a hundred Ice Macchiatos a day, and practically nothing else.",Melissa,FALSE
7961,2,18,21,Wow.,Ryan,FALSE
7962,2,18,21,"There's a really cool coffee place, Jitters, at the Steamtown Mall. Ever been there?",Melissa,FALSE
7963,2,18,21,No.,Ryan,FALSE
7964,2,18,21,"You've never been to Jitters? Ryan, you are",Melissa,FALSE
7965,2,18,21,Uhm...,Ryan,FALSE
7966,2,18,21,Come on! [Kelly glares through the door] You have an email address?,Melissa,FALSE
7967,2,18,22,...that I thought you should know ...,Kelly,FALSE
7968,2,18,22,Mmhmm. What?,Stanley,FALSE
7969,2,18,22,I think something a little fishy is going on. [points to Ryan and Melissa],Kelly,FALSE
7970,2,18,22,A little fishy?,Stanley,FALSE
7971,2,18,22,"Yeah. I mean, I've been noticing them all day, I was thinking that maybe ... [Stanley gets up]",Kelly,FALSE
7972,2,18,23,"That little girl is a child! I don't want to see you sniffing around her anymore this afternoon, do you understand?!",Stanley,FALSE
7973,2,18,23,"Yes, I--",Ryan,FALSE
7974,2,18,23,"Boy have you lost your mind? 'Cause I'll help you find it! Whatcha lookin' for, ain't nobody gonna help you out there! Jesus could come through that door and he's not gonna help you if you don't stop sniffing after my child!",Stanley,FALSE
7975,2,18,23,Okay.,Ryan,FALSE
7976,2,18,24,Stanley yelled at me today. That was one of the most frightening experiences of my life.,Ryan,FALSE
7977,2,18,25,"[plays the recorder] That was Greensleeves. A traditional English Ballad about the beheaded Anne Boleyn. And now, a very special treat... a book my Grandmutter used to read me when I was a kid.  This is a very special story, it's called Struwwelpeter, by Heinrich Hoffman from 1864. [reading from book] The great tall tailor always comes to little girls that suck their thumbs--- are you listening, Sasha? Right? And 'ere they dream when he's about, he takes his great sharp scissors out, and then cuts their thumbs clean off!",Dwight,FALSE
7978,2,18,25,Dwight! Dwight!,Michael,FALSE
7979,2,18,25,There's a photo...,Dwight,FALSE
7980,2,18,25,What the hell are you reading to them?,Michael,FALSE
7981,2,18,25,"These are cautionary tales for kids, my Grandmata used to read these---",Dwight,FALSE
7982,2,18,25,"Yeah, you know what? No, no no no no. They, no. The kids don't want to hear some wierdo book that your Nazi war criminal grandmother gave you.",Michael,FALSE
7983,2,18,25,What's a Nazi?,Sasha,FALSE
7984,2,18,25,What's a Nazi?,Michael,FALSE
7985,2,18,25,[standing up] Nazi was a fascist movement...,Dwight,FALSE
7986,2,18,25,Don't!,Michael,FALSE
7987,2,18,25,...from the 1930's...,Dwight,FALSE
7988,2,18,25,"Don't! Don't! Don't talk about Nazis in front of--- you know what? They're going to have nightmares, so why don't you just shut it?",Michael,FALSE
7989,2,18,25,I was gonna teach the children how to make corn-husk dolls.,Dwight,FALSE
7990,2,18,25,[sighing] Why don't you just leave? Okay?,Michael,FALSE
7991,2,18,25,...Okay.,Dwight,FALSE
7992,2,18,25,"Bye, Mister Poop.",Jake,FALSE
7993,2,18,25,"Alright. There goes Mister Poop. Now, who likes Dane Cook?",Michael,FALSE
7994,2,18,25,"[raising hands] I do, I do!",The Kids,FALSE
7995,2,18,26,"Children cannot lie. They are innocent, and they speak the truth, and out of the mouths of babes, Michael Scott is freaking cool. [cracks up]",Michael,FALSE
7996,2,18,27,"You know, I never misbehaved in front of my father because he was a very strict disciplinarian. I can only hope my mate has some of those same qualities [makes eye contact with Dwight].",Angela,FALSE
7997,2,18,28,"This is where the magic happens! Right over here, let me show you this. See all these? [pets shelf of paper] You know what that is? That's paper. This is where paper comes from. Any questions?",Michael,FALSE
7998,2,18,28,So... you cut the paper and dye it and stuff.,Melissa,FALSE
7999,2,18,28,"No, we don't actually cut the paper. That's a good question. The paper is sent to us cut, and dyed, from a paper manufacturer, and then we sell it to a business for more than we paid for it.",Michael,FALSE
8000,2,18,28,That's not fair. [the rest of the kids agree],Abby,FALSE
8001,2,18,28,"Yes it is, well, w-w--you need someone in the middle to facilitate...",Michael,FALSE
8002,2,18,28,You're just a middleman.,Jake,FALSE
8003,2,18,28,I'm not just a middle... man...,Michael,FALSE
8004,2,18,28,"Wait, why doesn't the saw mill just sell paper directly to people?",Melissa,FALSE
8005,2,18,28,"You are describing Office Depot, and they're kind of running us out of business.",Michael,FALSE
8006,2,18,28,We have better service than they do!,Dwight,FALSE
8007,2,18,28,"...There's Creed! Let's take a look at what he's doing, everybody! This is Creed, and he is in charge of... something. Right?",Michael,FALSE
8008,2,18,28,That is correct.,Creed,FALSE
8009,2,18,28,Say hi to the kids.,Michael,FALSE
8010,2,18,28,Hi kids.,Creed,FALSE
8011,2,18,28,Yaaaaay.,Michael,FALSE
8012,2,18,28,Have you ever seen a foot with four toes? [begins untying shoe],Creed,FALSE
8013,2,18,28,Ewwww!,Kids,FALSE
8014,2,18,28,"What are you doing? N--stop it! Stop it! Just--no, no, no, no! No! Would you cut it out?! What is your problem?",Michael,FALSE
8015,2,18,28,"Th-the hair covers it, mostly.",Creed,FALSE
8016,2,18,28,"No no no, we're not gonna see--- we're not gonna see the four toed... Creed, okay?",Michael,FALSE
8017,2,18,29,"You know, there's something interesting about me you might want to know. I ... used to be ... the star of a kids show.",Michael,FALSE
8018,2,18,29,No way.,Kids,FALSE
8019,2,18,29,It's true. I did.,Michael,FALSE
8020,2,18,29,You serious?,Melissa,FALSE
8021,2,18,29,Really?,Jake,FALSE
8022,2,18,29,I am totally serious. There was a show called 'Fundle Bundle' and I was the star.,Michael,FALSE
8023,2,18,29,That doesn't sound like a show.,Abby,FALSE
8024,2,18,29,What?!,Melissa,FALSE
8025,2,18,29,"It's true! I can prove it! I can prove it, watch this. [gets up and runs out] Ryan, can you come here a second? [clears throat] I would like you to go to my mother's house in Dickson city, and if she is in the pool, the back kitchen window should be unlocked, I want you to boost yourself up, I want you to go down to the basement. In the basement is a tape labeled 'Fundle Bundle'. I want you to grab it, I want you to get my guitar.",Michael,FALSE
8026,2,18,29,Right. Okay.,Ryan,FALSE
8027,2,18,29,I want you to get the tambourine. Do you know how to play the tambourine?,Michael,FALSE
8028,2,18,29,"Um, I'm already getting the pizzas from Bernetti's, so...",Ryan,FALSE
8029,2,18,29,"You know, I can go with him.",Melissa,FALSE
8030,2,18,29,Oka--,Michael,FALSE
8031,2,18,29,No! I will... go.,Ryan,FALSE
8032,2,18,29,"Okay! Thank you Ryan. Good attitude, hottest in the office.",Michael,FALSE
8033,2,18,30,"[to Abby] Alright, nowwww... what kind... of pizza do you like?",Michael,FALSE
8034,2,18,31,"I don't get why parents are always complaining about how tough it is to raise kids. You joke around with them, you give them pizza, you give them candy, you let them live their lives... They're adults, for God's sake.",Michael,FALSE
8035,2,18,32,"I am going to give you a little blast from the past of Michael Gary Scott when he was a child star, and a show that you might remember called 'Fundle Bundle.' Okay? Without further ado, Ryan?",Michael,FALSE
8036,2,18,32,"[from TV] ...Bundle, are you ready to come on in? [TV children cheer] Let's have some fun!",Miss Trudy,FALSE
8037,2,18,32,"That... is Miss Trudy. Can't tell from the costume, but she had an amazing body. Okay, you can... fast forward. And... I want you... to...",Michael,FALSE
8038,2,18,32,Is that a real fun shooting windmill?,Dwight,FALSE
8039,2,18,32,"Stop! Stop! Stop! [Ryan resumes the tape] Yes! That is, uh, Edward R. Meow.",Michael,FALSE
8040,2,18,32,That's pretty funny.,Jim,FALSE
8041,2,18,32,Yeah.,Michael,FALSE
8042,2,18,32,"...Recess! Hey, what's your name?",Edward R. Meow,FALSE
8043,2,18,32,My name's Chet.,Chet,FALSE
8044,2,18,32,Well hi Chet.,Edward R. Meow,FALSE
8045,2,18,32,Is that Chet Montgomery?,Oscar,FALSE
8046,2,18,32,"Uhh, I don't know.",Michael,FALSE
8047,2,18,32,That is!,Pam,FALSE
8048,2,18,32,Checkin' in with Chet. Doppler's up.,Darryl,FALSE
8049,2,18,32,What do you want to be when you grow up?,Edward R. Meow,FALSE
8050,2,18,32,I want to be on TV!,Chet,FALSE
8051,2,18,32,[employees chuckle] And he,Dwight,FALSE
8052,2,18,32,"Can everyone please shut up, please! So you don't miss it.",Michael,FALSE
8053,2,18,32,"Okay, next? So, whats your name?",Edward R. Meow,FALSE
8054,2,18,32,Oh! That's me. Shh. Shh.,Michael,FALSE
8055,2,18,32,Well what's your favorite subject at school?,Edward R. Meow,FALSE
8056,2,18,32,Recess.,Young Michael,FALSE
8057,2,18,32,"Ree-cesss. So tell me, what do you want to be when you grow up?",Edward R. Meow,FALSE
8058,2,18,32,"I want to be married and have a hundred kids so I can have a hundred friends, and no one can say no to being my friend.",Young Michael,FALSE
8059,2,18,32,"[jaw drops, awkward pause] Uh, ah... oh, okay! Well uh, nice talking with you, Michael. Uh, back to you Miss Trudy!",Edward R. Meow,FALSE
8060,2,18,32,"Hi everyone, it's one of my favorite times of the day.",Miss Trudy,FALSE
8061,2,18,32,Coulda sworn there was...,Michael,FALSE
8062,2,18,32,Did you get married?,Melissa,FALSE
8063,2,18,32,"...uh, no.",Michael,FALSE
8064,2,18,32,Why not?,Abby,FALSE
8065,2,18,32,"Uh, just never happened.",Michael,FALSE
8066,2,18,32,"So, do you have any kids?",Sasha,FALSE
8067,2,18,32,"Uh, nope.",Michael,FALSE
8068,2,18,32,Do you have a girlfriend?,Jake,FALSE
8069,2,18,32,I do okay.,Michael,FALSE
8070,2,18,32,Was Chet Montgomery cool back then?,Melissa,FALSE
8071,2,18,32,Yes.,Michael,FALSE
8072,2,18,32,Even I have a girlfriend.,Jake,FALSE
8073,2,18,32,"Okay! Alright, okay.",Michael,FALSE
8074,2,18,32,So you didn't get to be what you wanted to be.,Sasha,FALSE
8075,2,18,32,"...I guess not... you know, I have a load of work to do so I am going to grab a slice of this delish pizza... and I'm going to go do my work. Bye.",Michael,FALSE
8076,2,18,33,He's not coming out. He won't pick up the phone.,Pam,FALSE
8077,2,18,33,"Can't believe his mom dressed him like that, that's the real tragedy.",Jim,FALSE
8078,2,18,33,[wrestling with Jake] Pam! Pam! I love this guy! [laughs] Come on!,Roy,FALSE
8079,2,18,34,"So, Melissa... I met your mom a couple times. She's",Pam,FALSE
8080,2,18,34,Who?  Terry?,Melissa,FALSE
8081,2,18,34,Mmhmm.,Pam,FALSE
8082,2,18,34,That woman is not my mother. That is my step-mother.,Melissa,FALSE
8083,2,18,35,"Mister Poop, I have to tell you something.",Jake,FALSE
8084,2,18,35,"Uh, okay. But first, that's not my name.",Dwight,FALSE
8085,2,18,35,You're ugly.,Jake,FALSE
8086,2,18,35,Well at least I'm not a horrible little latchkey kid who got suspended from school. So...,Dwight,FALSE
8087,2,18,35,Meredith!,Jake,FALSE
8088,2,18,36,[Toby knocks on door] Yeah?,Michael,FALSE
8089,2,18,36,I think these belong to you. [puts toys down on desk],Toby,FALSE
8090,2,18,36,"Oh, that's okay, she can keep those.",Michael,FALSE
8091,2,18,36,"Believe me, she has enough toys... she doesn't need your watch.",Toby,FALSE
8092,2,18,36,Thank you.,Michael,FALSE
8093,2,18,36,Is everything okay?,Toby,FALSE
8094,2,18,36,You have to ask me that because you work for human resources.,Michael,FALSE
8095,2,18,36,Uh... it's true...,Toby,FALSE
8096,2,18,37,"Well, sure, playing the field is great, don't get me wrong, but there's more to life than notches just on my bedpost.",Michael,FALSE
8097,2,18,37,Mmhmm.,Toby,FALSE
8098,2,18,37,"Tell me something honestly, do you... think... that it is too late for me to have kids?",Michael,FALSE
8099,2,18,37,"Well, you need a wife first, or at least a girlfriend.",Toby,FALSE
8100,2,18,37,What about...,Michael,FALSE
8101,2,18,37,Not Jan.,Toby,FALSE
8102,2,18,37,...Jan. Kay.,Michael,FALSE
8103,2,18,37,"If you really want to have kids, I--- I guess you could somehow... foster parent, or something.",Toby,FALSE
8104,2,18,37,...Or biologically.,Michael,FALSE
8105,2,18,37,Somehow.,Toby,FALSE
8106,2,18,37,"Thanks, that's, no, that... that really means a lot to me. Hey, does Sasha have a godfather, because I...",Michael,FALSE
8107,2,18,37,Yes.,Toby,FALSE
8108,2,18,37,Oh... kay.,Michael,FALSE
8109,2,18,38,Is it okay if I take one?,Jake,FALSE
8110,2,18,38,Sure.,Pam,FALSE
8111,2,18,38,Thank you.,Jake,FALSE
8112,2,18,38,You're welcome.,Pam,FALSE
8113,2,18,38,Is your job hard?,Jake,FALSE
8114,2,18,38,"It's not too bad. I get to shred things sometimes, do you want to see?",Pam,FALSE
8115,2,18,38,Yeah!,Jake,FALSE
8116,2,18,38,Really?,Pam,FALSE
8117,2,18,38,Yeah.,Jake,FALSE
8118,2,18,38,Okay. Um... here it is. Don't put your fingers in there. [shreds paper] Cool huh?,Pam,FALSE
8119,2,18,38,"That's so cool, yeah!",Jake,FALSE
8120,2,18,38,"Yeah, I get to do this like, every week.",Pam,FALSE
8121,2,18,38,That's so awesome!,Jake,FALSE
8122,2,18,38,I know.,Pam,FALSE
8123,2,18,39,"Yes, it is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a username. And... I have a great one [types]. Little kid lover. That way, people will know exactly where my priorities are at.",Michael,FALSE
8124,2,18,40,Go ahead.,Kevin,FALSE
8125,2,18,40,Do you want to come over for dinner tonight?,Abby,FALSE
8126,2,18,40,"Ohh, man, I would love to! I can't tonight, but can I come over some other time? [Abby nods]",Jim,FALSE
8127,2,18,40,What're you doing? You never have plans.,Kevin,FALSE
8128,2,18,40,"Thanks, Kev. Uhm... I'm actually going on a date.",Jim,FALSE
8129,2,18,40,Niiice.,Kevin,FALSE
8130,2,18,40,"Hey, uh, no, please? You can't leave yet. There's still one more thing we need to do.",Michael,FALSE
8131,2,18,40,[singing] You... who are on the road... must have a code... that you can live by... [Dwight joins in] and so... become yourself... because the past... is just a goodbye... and teach... your children well...,Michael,FALSE
8132,2,18,40,Why does he own a guitar if he doesn't know how to play?,Jim,FALSE
8133,2,18,40,I think he thought his ukulele skills would transfer. [Jim leaves],Pam,FALSE
8134,2,18,40,[singing] ...did slowly go by... and feed... them on your dreams...,Michael and Dwight,FALSE
8135,2,18,40,"My theory is that... [Jim signals he's leaving, waves bye to Pam]",Pam,FALSE
8136,2,18,40,[singing] ...The one they picked... the one you'll know by... don't you ever ask them why... if I told you would cry... you never look at them and sigh... and know they love you...,Michael and Dwight,FALSE
8137,2,18,40,"And they do, your parents, love you very much.",Dwight,FALSE
8138,2,18,40,One more time. [singing] You...,Michael,FALSE
8139,2,18,41,"The Schrutes consider children very valuable. In the olden days, the women would bear many children, so we would have enough laborers to work the fields. And if it was an especially cold winter, and there weren't enough grains or vegetables, they would eat the weakest of the brood. [Laughs] They didn't eat the children.",Dwight,FALSE
8140,2,18,42,Okay. I think five plain and one veggie should be fine.,Angela,TRUE
8141,2,18,42,How about pepperoni?,Phyllis,TRUE
8142,2,18,42,No.,Angela,TRUE
8143,2,18,42,I like extra cheese.,Ryan,TRUE
8144,2,18,42,Absolutely not.,Angela,TRUE
8145,2,18,42,"I like extra cheese, too.",Pam,TRUE
8146,2,18,42,Fine. The first lesson we'll teach children will be about obesity.,Angela,TRUE
8147,2,18,42,Thank you.,Ryan,TRUE
8148,2,18,43,"I'm pretty excited about today. I baby-sit Toby's daughter Sasha sometimes. So, she's the coolest kid. She has seen me play with dolls, though, so I don't know how cool she thinks I am.",Jim,TRUE
8149,2,18,44,Put that away and learn.,Stanley,TRUE
8150,2,18,44,Learn what?,Melissa,TRUE
8151,2,18,44,Learn why Daddy's so cranky when he comes home from work.,Stanley,TRUE
8152,2,18,45,I brought my daughter Melissa in. That girl is very spoiled. That child has no idea what I have to deal with so she can have her little cell phone and spend all my money at that Steamtown Mall.,Stanley,FALSE
8153,2,18,46,I'm gonna go read my book now.,Abby,TRUE
8154,2,18,46,[whispering] Angela. Is it okay if I'm the head accountant today?,Kevin,TRUE
8155,2,18,46,I'm the head accountant.,Angela,TRUE
8156,2,18,46,"Yeah, but can I say that I'm it, just for today?",Kevin,TRUE
8157,2,18,46,I can't set that kind of precedent. She's a bright girl. She'd see right through that.,Angela,TRUE
8158,2,18,47,"You must be pretty strong, huh?",Darryl,TRUE
8159,2,18,47,Yeah.,Jake,TRUE
8160,2,18,47,You think you can beat up Darryl?,Roy,TRUE
8161,2,18,47,"Yeah. I don't know, maybe.",Jake,TRUE
8162,2,18,47,I think you might be able to.,Roy,TRUE
8163,2,18,47,You think you could beat me up?,Darryl,TRUE
8164,2,18,47,"Yeah. Yeah, I do.",Jake,TRUE
8165,2,18,47,"Then you gotta have muscles, man. You got some muscles? Let's see.",Darryl,TRUE
8166,2,18,47,I got some muscles. You wanna see the muscles? Bam! Look at that.,Jake,TRUE
8167,2,18,47,"Hey, don't touch him, please!",Michael,TRUE
8168,2,18,47,"Man, you have got to be kidding me.",Darryl,TRUE
8169,2,18,48,"Didn't do background checks of the warehouse guys. [exclaims] Well, I'm sure it'll be fine.",Michael,FALSE
8170,2,18,49,Can I have a quarter? I promise I'll pay you back.,Jake,TRUE
8171,2,18,49,Sure.,Michael,TRUE
8172,2,18,49,Can I have a dollar? Then I can buy chips and a drink.,Jake,TRUE
8173,2,18,49,Okay. There you go.,Michael,TRUE
8174,2,18,49,Will you marry my mom?,Jake,TRUE
8175,2,18,50,Melissa. Hey. I was working. I was in the middle of something.,Oscar,TRUE
8176,2,18,50,"Just give me two seconds, I'll be done.",Melissa,TRUE
8177,2,18,50,I was in the middle of something.,Oscar,TRUE
8178,2,18,50,"Dude, seriously, just give me two seconds, I'll be done.",Melissa,TRUE
8179,2,18,50,Stanley.,Oscar,TRUE
8180,2,18,51,"...get you, I'm gonna get you! Come back here for more! [squealing]",Abby,TRUE
8181,2,18,51,"Kids, kids, kids, slow down.",Creed,TRUE
8182,2,18,51,"Oh, I'm gonna get you!",Abby,TRUE
8183,2,18,52,"What the... [pulls a pencil eraser out of his mug, after a drink]",Dwight,TRUE
8184,2,18,53,Did you draw that?,Abby,TRUE
8185,2,18,53,"Yeah. Do you like to draw, Abby?",Pam,TRUE
8186,2,18,53,"Yeah, I wanna be an artist when I grow up.",Abby,TRUE
8187,2,18,53,"Me, too.",Pam,TRUE
8188,2,18,53,You are grown up.,Abby,TRUE
8189,2,18,54,"So, how's your day been?",Kelly,TRUE
8190,2,18,54,Okay. It's been a little more tiring than I thought.,Pam,TRUE
8191,2,18,54,"Yeah, it doesn't help that Stanley's daughter's such a slut.",Kelly,TRUE
8192,2,18,54,Hmm.,Pam,TRUE
8193,2,18,55,"Hey, Abby. I wanted to give you this for all your hard work today. Look. Michael signed it and everything. Official.",Jim,TRUE
8194,2,18,55,Thank you so much.,Abby,TRUE
8195,2,18,55,Absolutely.,Jim,TRUE
8196,2,18,55,"Oh, I hate to break it to you, Abby. The certificate's a fake. Okay? It's not real. Where's the certification number, Halpert?",Dwight,TRUE
8197,2,18,55,"Actually, I have the certification number right here.",Jim,TRUE
8198,2,18,55,"Oh, really? Uh-huh.",Dwight,TRUE
8199,2,18,55,Yup.,Jim,TRUE
8200,2,18,55,Oh. Okay. Fine. Well done.,Dwight,TRUE
8201,2,18,55,All right.,Jim,TRUE
8202,2,18,56,"A7557962.' Totally nonsense numbers, but you do what you have to do.",Jim,FALSE
8203,2,19,1,"So, Phil recruited me to sell these cards, and now I am recruiting you.",Michael,FALSE
8204,2,19,1,Who is this guy again?,Oscar,FALSE
8205,2,19,1,Don't worry about Phil. He drives a corvette. He is doing just fine. Okay. Calling cards are... the wave of the future. These things sell themselves.,Michael,FALSE
8206,2,19,1,Who uses calling cards anymore?,Ryan,FALSE
8207,2,19,1,"You know what? That's a nice attitude, Ryan, I'm just helping you invest in your future, my friend.",Michael,FALSE
8208,2,19,1,This sounds like a get rich quick scheme.,Oscar,FALSE
8209,2,19,1,Yes! Thank you! You will get rich quick. We all will!,Michael,FALSE
8210,2,19,1,"Didn't you lose a lot of money on that other investment, the one from the email?",Toby,FALSE
8211,2,19,1,"You know what, Toby? When the son of the deposed king of Nigeria emails you directly, asking for help, you help! His father ran the freaking country, okay? ...Alright, so, raise your hand if you wanna get rich. [Jim and Dwight raise their hands] Alright.",Michael,FALSE
8212,2,19,1,"No, um. How is this not a pyramid scheme?",Jim,FALSE
8213,2,19,1,"Alright, let me explain. Again. [draws on board] Phil has recruited me and another guy. Now, we are getting three people each. The more people that get involved, the more who are investing, the more money we're all going to make. It's not a pyramid scheme, it is a... it's not even a scheme per se, it's... [Jim draws a triangle around Michael's diagram] ... I have to go make a call.",Michael,FALSE
8214,2,19,2,Happy birthday Michael.,Pam,FALSE
8215,2,19,2,Oh ho ho! What?,Michael,FALSE
8216,2,19,2,I said happy birthday.,Pam,FALSE
8217,2,19,2,Thank you! That's really nice.,Michael,FALSE
8218,2,19,3,"Today is my B-day, and people around here just go crazy for it. I don't know why. Oh! Fun fact. I share my birthday with Eva Longoria. So, I have a",Michael,FALSE
8219,2,19,4,What's up?,Michael,FALSE
8220,2,19,4,"Hey. ...Oh, happy birthday.",Jim,FALSE
8221,2,19,4,"Ah, thank you sir.",Michael,FALSE
8222,2,19,5,Did you hear anything yet?,Meredith,FALSE
8223,2,19,5,No. I'm still waiting.,Kevin,FALSE
8224,2,19,6,[Dwight knocks on door] Yeah.,Michael,FALSE
8225,2,19,6,"Yes. There he is, the birthday boy!",Dwight,FALSE
8226,2,19,6,"Ohh, god.",Michael,FALSE
8227,2,19,6,Birthday hug!,Dwight,FALSE
8228,2,19,6,"No no no, no, new suit, please.",Michael,FALSE
8229,2,19,6,That suit is amazing.,Dwight,FALSE
8230,2,19,6,"Thank you very much. It is from Italy. [checks jacket] Actually--- no, Bulgaria.",Michael,FALSE
8231,2,19,6,Mmm. Maybe I should get one.,Dwight,FALSE
8232,2,19,6,Good luck. One of a kind.,Michael,FALSE
8233,2,19,6,Ebay. Hm. Question! May I be in charge of the party planning festivities?,Dwight,FALSE
8234,2,19,6,"Not necessary, the party planning committee is all over it.  They've been working twenty-four seven all day yesterday.",Michael,FALSE
8235,2,19,6,"Excellent. On my part, I did manage to reserve the...",Dwight,FALSE
8236,2,19,6,"Don't! Nope! Please, don't want to spoil it for anybody. Spoil the surprise.",Michael,FALSE
8237,2,19,6,Let's get the party started. [Begins 'raising the roof'],Dwight,FALSE
8238,2,19,6,Let's get the party started.  Not the way I taught you! [Michael joins in],Michael,FALSE
8239,2,19,7,"When should we bring out the cake, one or one thirty?",Phyllis,FALSE
8240,2,19,7,One's good.,Pam,FALSE
8241,2,19,7,"One thirty. [Pam yawns] I'm sorry, are we boring you?",Angela,FALSE
8242,2,19,7,"Party planning committee, listen up. Michael would like trick candles for his birthday cake, so make that a priority.",Dwight,FALSE
8243,2,19,7,Where do we get those?,Phyllis,FALSE
8244,2,19,7,Not my problem. Here is a list of things that Michael would like to be surprised by. [hands list to Pam],Dwight,FALSE
8245,2,19,7,Michael wants a strippergram?,Pam,FALSE
8246,2,19,7,"Yes, but he doesn't want to know when, or whom.",Dwight,FALSE
8247,2,19,7,No. This is a closed door meeting.,Angela,FALSE
8248,2,19,8,[answering phone] Yeah?,Michael,FALSE
8249,2,19,8,"Michael, I have Jan on the line.",Pam,FALSE
8250,2,19,8,"Oh, great, put her through.",Michael,FALSE
8251,2,19,8,"Hello, Michael.",Jan,FALSE
8252,2,19,8,"Hey, you.",Michael,FALSE
8253,2,19,8,"I'm... returning your call, you said it was urgent.",Jan,FALSE
8254,2,19,8,"It is urgent, I just wanted to call and wish you a happy birthday.",Michael,FALSE
8255,2,19,8,"Well, today's not my birthday, so...",Jan,FALSE
8256,2,19,8,"Really? 'Cause, I thought we had the same birthday.",Michael,FALSE
8257,2,19,8,"...Happy birthday, Michael.",Jan,FALSE
8258,2,19,8,Thanks. [grins],Michael,FALSE
8259,2,19,8,Am I on camera?,Jan,FALSE
8260,2,19,8,Nope. Totally private. You can say whatever is in your heart. [Jan hangs up],Michael,FALSE
8261,2,19,8,"[to Ryan, sitting across from Michael] ...You can take a five, if you want.",Michael,FALSE
8262,2,19,9,Somebody brought in donuts for my birthday!,Michael,FALSE
8263,2,19,9,"Mmhmm, happy birthday.",Stanley,FALSE
8264,2,19,9,Thanks.,Michael,FALSE
8265,2,19,10,"Man, I'm so sorry. When do you find out?",Jim,FALSE
8266,2,19,10,They said this afternoon. They're waiting on a second opinion.,Kevin,FALSE
8267,2,19,10,"Oh, okay.",Jim,FALSE
8268,2,19,10,Second opinion on what?,Kelly,FALSE
8269,2,19,10,"Um, I might have skin cancer.",Kevin,FALSE
8270,2,19,10,"Oh, no! I was watching Grey's Anatomy, and there was a lifeguard on it, and",Kelly,FALSE
8271,2,19,10,"Kelly, you know what...",Jim,FALSE
8272,2,19,11,I never really thought about death until Princess Diana died. That was the saddest funeral ever. That and my sister's.,Kelly,FALSE
8273,2,19,12,Who brought in donuts?,Toby,FALSE
8274,2,19,12,Somebody got donuts for my birthday!,Michael,FALSE
8275,2,19,12,Happy birthday!,Toby,FALSE
8276,2,19,12,You didn't know it was my birthday.,Michael,FALSE
8277,2,19,12,I... guess I forgot.,Toby,FALSE
8278,2,19,12,"Well, I guess I forgot to give you a donut [closes box].",Michael,FALSE
8279,2,19,12,Are you serious?,Toby,FALSE
8280,2,19,12,Mmm.,Michael,FALSE
8281,2,19,13,Skin cancer is treatable.,Oscar,FALSE
8282,2,19,13,Right.,Kevin,FALSE
8283,2,19,13,It's going to be okay.,Oscar,FALSE
8284,2,19,13,"You don't know it's going to be okay. Don't give him false hope. ...It's probably nothing, though.",Angela,FALSE
8285,2,19,14,"Hi, delivery for Michael Scott.",Delivery Woman,FALSE
8286,2,19,14,"Here we go. Ohhhkay, this is great! [giggles] Thank you my friends, she is perfect! Ahhh, Dwight, may I have your chair please? And, um, some singles, if you will! Allllright. Nnnnn-dink! [puts single into delivery woman's pocket, giggles] Okay, um, alright. This has arms. Is that gonna be a... is that alright?",Michael,FALSE
8287,2,19,14,Uh... s-sure.,Delivery Woman,FALSE
8288,2,19,14,[laughing] Okay. I'm so nervous.,Michael,FALSE
8289,2,19,14,I can sign for it.,Pam,FALSE
8290,2,19,14,Oh. Thanks.,Delivery Woman,FALSE
8291,2,19,15,"When I was seven, my mother hired a pony and a cart to come to my house for all the kids... and... I got a really bad rash from the pony, and all the kids got to ride the pony and I had to go inside, and my mother was rubbing cream on me... for probably three hours, and I never came outside. And by the time I got out the pony was already in the truck. And around the corner. So that was my worst birthday.",Michael,FALSE
8292,2,19,16,[eating donuts while Dwight plays the recorder] Stop it. Stop! What is that?,Michael,FALSE
8293,2,19,16,"It's 'For the Longest Time,' by William Joel. It's you favorite song.",Dwight,FALSE
8294,2,19,16,"Yeah, well, it's on the radio. My birthday blows. Nobody even signed my birthday poster. Probably my mother is the only one that cares enough to send me anything.",Michael,FALSE
8295,2,19,16,I probably care more than she does.,Dwight,FALSE
8296,2,19,16,You're making it worse. I bet Luke Perry's friends don't treat him like this [points to James Dean poster].,Michael,FALSE
8297,2,19,17,When does he hear?,Pam,FALSE
8298,2,19,17,Sometime today.,Jim,FALSE
8299,2,19,17,Ohh... poor Kevin.,Pam,FALSE
8300,2,19,18,"If I knew I had a week to live, I would... probably go to Europe. And South America. And the Grand Canyon. And... I would want to see the Pacific Ocean. ...It would be a pretty busy week.",Pam,FALSE
8301,2,19,19,"Uh, that's a list price of four dollars and fifty cents.  Unfortunately, this item is on [watch beeps] back... order... [hangs up] Michael! Michael! Michael Michael Michael! Come here, come here, come here!  Come here!",Dwight,FALSE
8302,2,19,19,What?,Michael,FALSE
8303,2,19,19,"Listen up everyone! It is 11:23 exactly, the exact moment when you emerged from your mother's vaginal canal, so... huh?! Right, have a seat. Please.",Dwight,FALSE
8304,2,19,19,"[grinning] Ohhh, God.",Michael,FALSE
8305,2,19,19,There is a tradition that the Hebrews have of hoisting the birthday boy up on a chair.,Dwight,FALSE
8306,2,19,19,"Ohhh, no.",Michael,FALSE
8307,2,19,19,So come help me celebrate Michael's birth moment. Kevin!,Dwight,FALSE
8308,2,19,19,...I'll do it.,Oscar,FALSE
8309,2,19,19,"Ohh, no, no, no! I can't... Ryan, come on. Let's do this.",Michael,FALSE
8310,2,19,19,Creed! Come on. Stanley!,Dwight,FALSE
8311,2,19,19,...I feel like we should go get Kevin something. Do you think we can sneak out of here?,Pam,FALSE
8312,2,19,19,"Maybe, but... we're gonna need somebody to create a diversion, and...",Jim,FALSE
8313,2,19,19,"On three, we're going to hoist away! Ready?",Dwight,FALSE
8314,2,19,19,Okay.,Michael,FALSE
8315,2,19,19,"Happy birth moment, Michael.",Dwight,FALSE
8316,2,19,19,Thank you.,Michael,FALSE
8317,2,19,19,One. Two. Three! [Michael is raised until his head hits the ceiling],Dwight,FALSE
8318,2,19,19,Whoa whoa! Alright. Alright. Watch it... please.,Michael,FALSE
8319,2,19,19,Oscar...,Dwight,FALSE
8320,2,19,19,It wasn't me.,Oscar,FALSE
8321,2,19,20,"Okay, that is",Dwight,FALSE
8322,2,19,20,"Uh, we don't make an eight foot sub. This is eight one foot subs.",Delivery Boy,FALSE
8323,2,19,20,"F. Alright, what's the damage?",Dwight,FALSE
8324,2,19,20,"Uh, thirty-nine sixty.",Delivery Boy,FALSE
8325,2,19,20,[pulls out wallet] Thirty nine... sixty.,Dwight,FALSE
8326,2,19,21,"Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did, however, tip my urologist, because... I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.",Dwight,FALSE
8327,2,19,22,Here they come.,Dwight,FALSE
8328,2,19,22,Get in here... everybody.,Michael,FALSE
8329,2,19,22,Come and get it!,Dwight,FALSE
8330,2,19,22,Birthday party subs! My gift to you.,Michael,FALSE
8331,2,19,22,What is this?,Oscar,FALSE
8332,2,19,22,"Uh, bologna, tomato and ketchup.",Dwight,FALSE
8333,2,19,22,The best.,Michael,FALSE
8334,2,19,22,These are all the same?,Stanley,FALSE
8335,2,19,22,Yes.,Michael,FALSE
8336,2,19,22,Bologna? I don't eat bologna.,Angela,FALSE
8337,2,19,22,"Well, then just have the tomato and ketchup. Still good.",Michael,FALSE
8338,2,19,22,No.,Angela,FALSE
8339,2,19,22,"Just the bread, it's fresh baked.",Michael,FALSE
8340,2,19,22,No.,Angela,FALSE
8341,2,19,22,Mm-kay. Get whatever you want. [under breath] And choke on it.,Michael,FALSE
8342,2,19,23,"When I was sixteen, I was supposed to go out on a date with a girl named Julie. But there was another Michael in the class that she apparently thought the date was with, so she went out with him, on my birthday. And, she got him a cake, at the restaurant. And it wasn't even his birthday, but I heard about it the next day in school. So...",Michael,FALSE
8343,2,19,24,"So. We got Kev some stuff. Um... a party pack of M&M's, his favorite candy. A DVD of American Pie 2, which is his favorite movie, and, he lent it to Creed, so, I can guarantee you he won't get that back.",Jim,FALSE
8344,2,19,24,Sixty-nine cup of noodles.,Pam,FALSE
8345,2,19,24,"Which we realize sounds crass, but, it... is his favorite number.",Jim,FALSE
8346,2,19,24,And his favorite lunch.,Pam,FALSE
8347,2,19,25,"Hey temp, you know uh, we still got five feet of sandwich left [pulls ice cream cake out of freezer].",Dwight,FALSE
8348,2,19,25,[making peanut butter and jelly sandwich] Someone ate three feet of that thing?,Ryan,FALSE
8349,2,19,25,"Hell, yeah. Save room for ice cream cake.",Dwight,FALSE
8350,2,19,25,[grabs cake] Oh. Thank you.,Angela,FALSE
8351,2,19,25,Oh. I got it.,Dwight,FALSE
8352,2,19,25,What are--- it's... the party planning committee.,Angela,FALSE
8353,2,19,25,[whispering] This is the most important day of the year. I can't risk anything.,Dwight,FALSE
8354,2,19,25,Fine.,Angela,FALSE
8355,2,19,25,What about that meeting... later... to discuss finances?,Dwight,FALSE
8356,2,19,25,Yes... [whispering] but don't expect any cookie.,Angela,FALSE
8357,2,19,25,[whispering] But what if i'm hungry?,Dwight,FALSE
8358,2,19,25,[whispering],Angela,FALSE
8359,2,19,26,[puts fabric softener into cart] ...What?,Jim,FALSE
8360,2,19,26,You use fabric softener?,Pam,FALSE
8361,2,19,26,"Yeah, you don't?",Jim,FALSE
8362,2,19,26,"No, I do.",Pam,FALSE
8363,2,19,26,...Okay.,Jim,FALSE
8364,2,19,27,"[singing] Happy birthday dear Michael, [Michael joins in, Kevin's phone rings] Happy birthday... [everyone but Dwight stops] ...tooo youuuu.",Office Staff,FALSE
8365,2,19,27,Hello? Hey.,Kevin,FALSE
8366,2,19,27,Kevin? Respect the birthday please.,Michael,FALSE
8367,2,19,27,"No, um, no not yet. I will. Bye. [hangs up] It was just Stacy.",Kevin,FALSE
8368,2,19,27,Are you done? ...Good. Okay.,Michael,FALSE
8369,2,19,27,Here we go. Make a wish.,Dwight,FALSE
8370,2,19,27,Uhhh... blow out the candle. Okay. Mmmm... [blows out the candles],Michael,FALSE
8371,2,19,27,Yaoo yay! [claps],Dwight,FALSE
8372,2,19,27,... I asked for trick candles.,Michael,FALSE
8373,2,19,27,Pam was supposed to get 'em.,Dwight,FALSE
8374,2,19,27,"Okay. Well, when she comes back we'll do it again. [notices Meredith hugging Kevin] Hello, what about the birthday boy? Haven't had a hug all day.",Michael,FALSE
8375,2,19,27,No one cares about your birthday. Kevin's waiting to hear if he has skin cancer.,Angela,FALSE
8376,2,19,27,"... Aww, that... sucks, great. ... Wow, that's good timing. That's... that's, sorry, that's terrible. Terrible news. That's terrible... terrible news for both of us [takes cake into office and slams the door].",Michael,FALSE
8377,2,19,28,[checking watch] We should probably head back.,Pam,FALSE
8378,2,19,28,Yeah. Okay. Oh. I dare you to make an announcement.,Jim,FALSE
8379,2,19,28,You dare me? How old are you?,Pam,FALSE
8380,2,19,28,Just... quit stalling.,Jim,FALSE
8381,2,19,28,"[over loudspeaker, imitating Darth Vader] Luke, this is your father. Come set the table for dinner.",Pam,FALSE
8382,2,19,28,Such a dork.,Jim,FALSE
8383,2,19,28,"[loudspeaker] Jim Halpert? Price check on fabric softener, the kind that gives you...",Pam,FALSE
8384,2,19,28,Ma'am? Please don't touch that. That is not a toy.,Store Employee,FALSE
8385,2,19,28,Oh I'm sorry. I'm sorry.,Pam,FALSE
8386,2,19,28,How old are you?,Jim,FALSE
8387,2,19,28,I hate you.,Pam,FALSE
8388,2,19,29,"[to Kevin] Honestly, is there any way you can get on your fiancee's plan? Our health plan is s... just... it's terrible.",Toby,FALSE
8389,2,19,29,There you are. Good news. Did some research. It turns out that 98% of people with skin cancer fully recover.,Michael,FALSE
8390,2,19,29,Still scary.,Kevin,FALSE
8391,2,19,29,"Yeah, but it's not brain cancer. And it shouldn't stop us from having fun. You know what they say the best medicine is.",Michael,FALSE
8392,2,19,29,Well the doctor said a combination of interferon and dicarbazine.,Kevin,FALSE
8393,2,19,29,And laughter... also.,Michael,FALSE
8394,2,19,29,I don't really think people are in the laughing mood.,Toby,FALSE
8395,2,19,29,Why are you here? I didn't even invite you to my birthday party.,Michael,FALSE
8396,2,19,29,I work here.,Toby,FALSE
8397,2,19,29,"[mocking voice] Nyeh, I work here. [to Kevin] Alright, well, you know what, since Toby doesn't speak for everybody and I am your boss, I... think you should just go home. Take the rest of the afternoon off. Take a sick day.",Michael,FALSE
8398,2,19,29,"If I go home now, I'll just drive myself crazy.",Kevin,FALSE
8399,2,19,29,"Well, you're pretty much driving everyone else here crazy... crazy with worry.",Michael,FALSE
8400,2,19,30,"Where have you been? And don't say the bathroom, 'cause I kicked in all the stalls.",Dwight,FALSE
8401,2,19,30,"Well that's an invasion of privacy, so, I'm going to tell Michael.",Jim,FALSE
8402,2,19,30,"Please, don't.",Dwight,FALSE
8403,2,19,30,You... owe me.,Jim,FALSE
8404,2,19,30,"Excuse me, everyone. Attention please. Kevin, we're going to take you to a very special place, a place that will make you happy, and a place that is far, far away from the evil sun.",Michael,FALSE
8405,2,19,30,Is this trip related in any way to your... birthday?,Stanley,FALSE
8406,2,19,30,How dare you sir. You are gross.,Michael,FALSE
8407,2,19,31,[sees 'Happy Birthday Michael Scott!' poster at skating rink] That should not be there.,Michael,FALSE
8408,2,19,31,I'll get someone to take it down.,Dwight,FALSE
8409,2,19,31,"No, it's alright. It's already up. Just leave it. Where's Kevin? Come on! Let's get our skate on!",Michael,FALSE
8410,2,19,32,Don't be scared! You're good! You're good!,Kelly,FALSE
8411,2,19,32,Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.,Ryan,FALSE
8412,2,19,33,Think you can let go?,Jim,FALSE
8413,2,19,33,No. [laughs],Pam,FALSE
8414,2,19,33,Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. [Michael skates by],Jim,FALSE
8415,2,19,33,YEAH!,Dwight,FALSE
8416,2,19,33,Who is that?,Pam,FALSE
8417,2,19,33,Is that Michael?,Jim,FALSE
8418,2,19,34,"Yeah, I've been pretty much skating my whole life. I thought about playing in the NHL, but, you're on the road so much. You got no time to spend with your wife and kids. And I really want a wife and kids.",Michael,FALSE
8419,2,19,35,I got it.,Pam,FALSE
8420,2,19,35,"Hey Pam, all this stuff with Kevin... um, it's pretty scary. And I'm thinking that uh, next time you're in the shower, you should check yourself out. You know, give yourself an exam. Those things are like ticking time bags. Alright? Think about it.",Michael,FALSE
8421,2,19,35,...It's something to think about.,Jim,FALSE
8422,2,19,36,"I can't relax about it, you know?",Kevin,FALSE
8423,2,19,36,Kevin. You heard anything yet?,Michael,FALSE
8424,2,19,36,"No, not yet.",Kevin,FALSE
8425,2,19,36,Okay. Well. Live strong.,Michael,FALSE
8426,2,19,36,"Okay, Michael.",Kevin,FALSE
8427,2,19,36,Alright.,Michael,FALSE
8428,2,19,36,Michael?,Carol,FALSE
8429,2,19,36,"Yeah. Carol? She sold me my condo! Hey! What, is this place on the market? Or...",Michael,FALSE
8430,2,19,36,"Uhh, no, I... don't just sell real estate. Uh, my daughter has a skating lesson.",Carol,FALSE
8431,2,19,36,"Oh, these... all your kids?",Michael,FALSE
8432,2,19,36,No just the front two.,Carol,FALSE
8433,2,19,36,"Oh, hey guys. Whats up? You wanna go for a ride? Is that okay?",Michael,FALSE
8434,2,19,36,Sure.,Carol,FALSE
8435,2,19,36,Cool. Alright. Grab on. Here we go. Ready? Hang on tight. Alright. We are moving. We are reaaallly mooovin' now!,Michael,FALSE
8436,2,19,37,Push. Good! That's great. You got it. [Kevin's phone rings] Excuse me.,Michael,FALSE
8437,2,19,37,"Hello? Yeah okay. Alright. Okay, I will, thanks. [hangs up] It was negative.",Kevin,FALSE
8438,2,19,37,"Oh... God... [stomps] God! [throws hockey stick and yellow paper bracelet down] We're gonna beat this, okay? We're gonna... come here [hugs Kevin].",Michael,FALSE
8439,2,19,38,"Well, apparently in the medicine community, negative means good. Which makes absolutely no sense. In the real world community, that would... be... chaos.",Michael,FALSE
8440,2,19,39,"This is awesome. Thanks, you guys.",Kevin,FALSE
8441,2,19,39,"Okay, who's this from? Wowwwee, look at that! Jersey!",Michael,FALSE
8442,2,19,39,Turn it around. Turn it around.,Dwight,FALSE
8443,2,19,39,Cool. Ohh. Great. From Dwight.,Michael,FALSE
8444,2,19,39,Number one!!,Dwight,FALSE
8445,2,19,39,Thank you... Dwight. That's great. Thanks.,Michael,FALSE
8446,2,19,39,Michael?,Pam,FALSE
8447,2,19,39,Yeah.,Michael,FALSE
8448,2,19,39,This is from all of us.,Pam,FALSE
8449,2,19,39,Oh! You didn't need to do that. ...Nightswept. This is... really amazing. Thank you. I love it.,Michael,FALSE
8450,2,19,40,Michael's birthday was actually pretty cool. It was a good day. I don't know... It was a good day.,Pam,FALSE
8451,2,19,41,"Michael's birthday. It's pretty fun to watch, actually. He gets very excited, and then he eats a lot of cake. And then he runs around the office. Then he has a sugar crash in the afternoon. And then he falls asleep. And that's when we get our work done.",Jim,TRUE
8452,2,19,42,Let's get the party started.,Dwight,TRUE
8453,2,19,42,"That's not how I taught you, right? [singing] My hump, my hump, my lovely lady lump Check it out [Dwight imitating drumbeat]",Michael,TRUE
8454,2,19,43,"Michael's birthday is hard for me because he gets very excited. But he's also under a lot of pressure, which builds up until he's ready to explode. As his right-hand man, it's my job to release that pressure so that he can enjoy himself, if only for a moment.",Dwight,FALSE
8455,2,19,44,"Okay, here's the thing about bosses and employees. A good boss will say, 'Hey, it's my birthday. Celebrate me.' A great boss will say, 'Hey, it's my birthday. Celebrate yourselves, because you are the ones who made me great, and I will acknowledge your contributions with donuts.'",Michael,TRUE
8456,2,19,45,"Good. You know, Ryan, you didn't have to get me a present.",Michael,TRUE
8457,2,19,45,I won't.,Ryan,TRUE
8458,2,19,45,Good. Great.,Michael,TRUE
8459,2,19,45,"Okay, good. I think I'm gonna go.",Ryan,TRUE
8460,2,19,45,"No, I think you're gonna stay.",Michael,TRUE
8461,2,19,46,"On my 20th birthday, my supposed best friend, Sam Ambrose, ditched me for his twin sister's Sweet Sixteen party. And that was my worst birthday. Until today.",Michael,TRUE
8462,2,19,47,Can you please stop staring at me? [Dwight continues to stare and then walks away],Kevin,TRUE
8463,2,19,48,"To think that a man's skin could turn on him. It's brilliant, 'cause you'd never expect it. Most people think of their skin as an ally. [scoffs] Makes me rethink having skin at all.",Dwight,FALSE
8464,2,19,49,[knock on door] Mmm-hmm.,Michael,TRUE
8465,2,19,49,Hey. I got the information.,Ryan,TRUE
8466,2,19,49,"Oh, good. Okay. Don't tell me, tell them.",Michael,TRUE
8467,2,19,49,[turns to camera] 'The survival rate for localized melanoma is 98%.',Ryan,TRUE
8468,2,19,49,"Oh, my God. That's a piece of cake. That's a piece of cake. Oh, 2%. Jeez, that's good.",Michael,TRUE
8469,2,19,49,"[looking at camera] 'There was 7,800 deaths from melanoma in 2005.'",Ryan,TRUE
8470,2,19,49,"Out of, like, 18 billion Americans, so, no worry.",Michael,TRUE
8471,2,19,49,"For localized melanoma, the five-year survival rate is 98%. The survival rates for regional and...'",Ryan,TRUE
8472,2,19,49,"Those were probably misdiagnosed. I mean, anybody with a zit goes in and says, 'I have cancer.'",Michael,TRUE
8473,2,19,49,The skin is the largest organ of the body.',Ryan,TRUE
8474,2,19,49,"Untrue. The heart is bigger than the skin. If you stretched the heart out, it would cover more than the entire body.",Michael,TRUE
8475,2,19,50,"I'm not afraid of dying. I know where I'm going. But if I were Kevin, I might be terrified. Gluttony.",Angela,TRUE
8476,2,20,1,"Kevin Malone, you're next. Spit that out. [Kevin shoves the rest of the donut he's eating into his mouth] Spit... Okay, come on, let's go.",Dwight,FALSE
8477,2,20,2,"You look cute today, Dwight.",Jim,FALSE
8478,2,20,2,"Thanks, girl.",Dwight,FALSE
8479,2,20,3,"So, yesterday Dwight found half a joint in the parking lot. Which is unfortunate because as it turns out, Dwight",Jim,FALSE
8480,2,20,4,"Let's go over some of the symptoms of marijuana use, shall we?  You tell me who this sounds like: slow moving, inattentive, dull, constantly snacking, shows a lack of motivation.",Dwight,FALSE
8481,2,20,4,[nods] Hey...,Kevin,FALSE
8482,2,20,5,"I like the people I work with generally, with four exceptions.  But someone committed a crime and I did not become a Lackawanna County Volunteer Sheriff's deputy to make friends. And by the way, I haven't.",Dwight,FALSE
8483,2,20,6,[mimicking Stanley] I enjoy the tangy zip of Miracle Whip.,Jim,FALSE
8484,2,20,6,"[laughs] Jim does the best impressions. Sometimes he'll look up at me from his desk and he'll just be someone else. Like he'll go um, [makes mournful face, giggles] that's supposed to be Phyllis.  I can't do it as good as he can.",Pam,FALSE
8485,2,20,7,"And the guys are saying, chug, chug, chug, but I'm so small and all I'd eaten that day was one of those Auntie Anne pretzels from the food court so I said 'Is it okay if I sip it?' and they said no, but Ryan seemed cool either way.",Kelly,FALSE
8486,2,20,7,"Stop! This is not Kelly Kapoor story hour.  Illegal drugs were consumed on company property, okay? Your ass is on the line, mister!  My ass is is on the line!  Now I'm going to ask you again.  What time did you go home last night?",Dwight,FALSE
8487,2,20,7,Six.,Kelly,FALSE
8488,2,20,8,I didn't know that you were at a party on Saturday night.,Dwight,FALSE
8489,2,20,8,I go to a lot of parties.,Ryan,FALSE
8490,2,20,8,"Okay, I'm gonna need to search your car.  Give me you keys.",Dwight,FALSE
8491,2,20,8,I am not giving you my keys.,Ryan,FALSE
8492,2,20,8,Don't make me do this the hard way.,Dwight,FALSE
8493,2,20,8,What's the hard way?,Ryan,FALSE
8494,2,20,8,"I go down to the police station on my lunch break. I tell a police officer, I know several, what I suspect you may have in your car. He requests a hearing from a judge and obtains a search warrant, once he has said warrant, he will drive over here, and make you give him the keys to your car, and you will have to obey him.",Dwight,FALSE
8495,2,20,8,"Yeah, let's do it that way.",Ryan,FALSE
8496,2,20,8,"Ry, is he bugging you? Dwight, dude, you gotta take a chill pill, man. It was one joint in the parking lot. You know, you're totally harshing the office mellow.",Michael,FALSE
8497,2,20,8,I can't stop this investigation. It is my job.,Dwight,FALSE
8498,2,20,8,Whoa. You are a volunteer.,Jim,FALSE
8499,2,20,8,I volunteered for this job.,Dwight,FALSE
8500,2,20,8,And that's not the same.,Jim,FALSE
8501,2,20,8,It is my duty...,Dwight,FALSE
8502,2,20,8,[interrupting] Volunteer duty.,Jim,FALSE
8503,2,20,8,...to investigate the crime scene. I have six more interviews to go and then I will reveal what I know.,Dwight,FALSE
8504,2,20,8,[fake coughing] Narc!,Michael,FALSE
8505,2,20,8,[giggling],Kevin,FALSE
8506,2,20,8,If you are attempting to compliment me then you have done a very good job.,Dwight,FALSE
8507,2,20,8,I wasn't attempting to compliment you.,Michael,FALSE
8508,2,20,8,"Well, you have...",Dwight,FALSE
8509,2,20,8,"Uuf, well...",Michael,FALSE
8510,2,20,8,...because being a narc is one of the hardest jobs that you can have...,Dwight,FALSE
8511,2,20,8,[shakes head] Okay...,Michael,FALSE
8512,2,20,8,...and I am very proud of being a narc.,Dwight,FALSE
8513,2,20,8,"Why don't you just cool it, cool it Dwight, please, God! [to Jim] Dude, where's my office? [Jim quietly laughs] I totally lost it, 'cause I was half-baked. Smokin' doobies. Doobie brothers, I was smokin' doobies with my brothers. Peace out, Seacrest!",Michael,FALSE
8514,2,20,8,"Well, your office is behind you.",Jim,FALSE
8515,2,20,8,Thanks. M-m-munchies. Who wants some munchies?,Michael,FALSE
8516,2,20,9,I don't think Michael's ever done drugs. I don't know if anyone has ever offered him any.,Ryan,FALSE
8517,2,20,10,Oscar visited Mexico when he was five to attend his great-grandmother's funeral. What does that mean to a United States law enforcement officer? He's a potential drug mule.,Dwight,FALSE
8518,2,20,11,Have you ever taken any illegal drugs?,Dwight,FALSE
8519,2,20,11,"No, I have not.",Oscar,FALSE
8520,2,20,11,Do you think it's possible that maybe you could have had some drugs in your system without you knowing about it?,Dwight,FALSE
8521,2,20,11,What are you implying?,Oscar,FALSE
8522,2,20,11,Have you ever... pooped... a balloon?,Dwight,FALSE
8523,2,20,11,Okay. I'm done with this.,Oscar,FALSE
8524,2,20,11,He sure left in a hurry.,Dwight,FALSE
8525,2,20,12,I don't want to blow this. This is what all good law enforcement officers dream of. The chance to solve an actual crime.,Dwight,FALSE
8526,2,20,13,Do you know what this is? [pushing a photo toward her],Dwight,FALSE
8527,2,20,13,"Yes, it's marijuana.",Phyllis,FALSE
8528,2,20,13,How do you know that?,Dwight,FALSE
8529,2,20,13,It's labeled.,Phyllis,FALSE
8530,2,20,13,[grabs pictures back and looks at it] Dammit.,Dwight,FALSE
8531,2,20,14,That is Northern Lights Cannabis Indica.,Creed,FALSE
8532,2,20,14,"No, it's marijuana.",Dwight,FALSE
8533,2,20,15,I'm just saying that you can't be sure that is wasn't you.,Jim,FALSE
8534,2,20,15,"That's ridiculous, of course it wasn't me.",Dwight,FALSE
8535,2,20,15,"Marijuana is a memory loss drug, so maybe you just don't remember.",Jim,FALSE
8536,2,20,15,I would remember.,Dwight,FALSE
8537,2,20,15,"Well, how could you, if it just erased your memory?",Jim,FALSE
8538,2,20,15,That's not how it works.,Dwight,FALSE
8539,2,20,15,Now how do you know how it works?,Jim,FALSE
8540,2,20,15,"Knock it off, okay, I'm interviewing you.",Dwight,FALSE
8541,2,20,15,No! You said that I'd be conducting the interview when I walked in here. Now exactly how much pot did you smoke?,Jim,FALSE
8542,2,20,15,[opens eyes wide in total surprise],Dwight,FALSE
8543,2,20,16,"So Pam told me that you do a great Stanley impression, I'd love to hear it.",Oscar,FALSE
8544,2,20,16,"Oh, um...[mimicking Stanley] Why do you keep CC'ing me on things that have nothing to do with me?  [Pam and Oscar laugh, Stanley walks in, and Oscar leaves quickly]",Jim,FALSE
8545,2,20,16,Is that supposed to be me?,Stanley,FALSE
8546,2,20,16,"Oh, hey Stanley. Uh, I was just doing an impression.",Jim,FALSE
8547,2,20,16,I do not think that is funny.,Stanley,FALSE
8548,2,20,16,He does everyone in the office.,Pam,FALSE
8549,2,20,16,Hmmmpt.,Stanley,FALSE
8550,2,20,16,[in unison] I do not think that is funny.,Pam/Jim,FALSE
8551,2,20,16,Jinx! Buy me a coke.,Pam,FALSE
8552,2,20,16,Oh...,Jim,FALSE
8553,2,20,16,"No, no, no, no talking. Jim is not allowed to talk until after he buys me a coke.  Those are the rules of jinx, and they are unflinchingly rigid.  [Jim puts money in drink machine, selection is sold out]",Pam,FALSE
8554,2,20,16,Sold out? That has never happened in the history of jinx.,Pam,FALSE
8555,2,20,16,[mouths] C'mon!,Jim,FALSE
8556,2,20,16,"Sorry, that's not my problem.",Pam,FALSE
8557,2,20,16,"[presses drink button, looks at camera, makes Jim-face]",Jim,FALSE
8558,2,20,17,"I know you're innocent, but I can't look like I'm treating you any differently.",Dwight,FALSE
8559,2,20,17,I understand.,Angela,FALSE
8560,2,20,17,Where were you yesterday after work?,Dwight,FALSE
8561,2,20,17,[smiles knowingly],Angela,FALSE
8562,2,20,18,Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Who's he calling?  Ratting somebody out.  Narc!  Narc!  Kevin?,Michael,FALSE
8563,2,20,18,"That is so good, Michael",Kevin,FALSE
8564,2,20,18,"Remember the narc bit? [laughs] Uh-oh, who's in trouble?",Michael,FALSE
8565,2,20,19,Attention everyone.  Drug testers are coming in a couple of hours to test everyone's urine.,Dwight,FALSE
8566,2,20,19,Waa... what? What are you talking about?,Michael,FALSE
8567,2,20,19,Company policy. If drugs are found on the premises there is automatic drug testing conducted within twenty-four hours.,Dwight,FALSE
8568,2,20,19,"Is that true, Toby?",Oscar,FALSE
8569,2,20,19,"Oh, when you sign your job application you agree to comply with random drug testing.",Toby,FALSE
8570,2,20,20,"Two nights ago, I went to an Alicia Keys concert at the Montage Mountain Performing Arts Center. I scored these great aisle seats. Anyway, after the opening act this beautiful girl sits down next to me and I never get to meet girls with lip rings and she had one. I don't know exactly how this happened but one of her friends started passing around some stuff and they said it was clove cigarettes, and I'm sure that it was clove cigarettes. Everybody in the aisle was doing it.",Michael,FALSE
8571,2,20,21,"Okay, attention everyone the drug testing has been cancelled.  Instead, I will be going around to each of you and doing a visual inspection.",Michael,FALSE
8572,2,20,21,No you can't do that.,Dwight,FALSE
8573,2,20,21,"I can do that, it is my office.",Michael,FALSE
8574,2,20,21,"No you cannot. It has to be official, and it",Dwight,FALSE
8575,2,20,21,Hmmm. Ha. [under his breath] Alright. Great.,Michael,FALSE
8576,2,20,22,"Kevin, what prescription drugs are you taking, besides Rogaine?",Dwight,FALSE
8577,2,20,22,I'm not taking Rogaine.,Kevin,FALSE
8578,2,20,22,"Angela, what about you?",Dwight,FALSE
8579,2,20,22,I don't take any prescription drugs.,Angela,FALSE
8580,2,20,22,You're not on,Dwight,FALSE
8581,2,20,22,[Gives Dwight a knowing look],Angela,FALSE
8582,2,20,22,Good.,Dwight,FALSE
8583,2,20,23,"So the first time we went out to dinner, it was like, whatever, fine, but I was so nervous. So this time I wanted to be special, so I bought a new dress! [Jim hunches his shoulders and grins] One of those kinds that is kinda low cut at top to show something, but not everything. [Jim shakes his head no in agreement] I mean not everything, Jim. [Jim shakes his head in agreement] I promise, I'm not that kind of...",Kelly,FALSE
8584,2,20,23,"Hey guys, what's going on?",Pam,FALSE
8585,2,20,23,"We're having the best conversation.  [Jim, eyes wide, shakes his head, no]",Kelly,FALSE
8586,2,20,23,"Oh, okay.  Well, Michael wants to see everyone in the conference room. [Jim shakes his head. Seems relieved to be getting away from Kelly] But you know what? We have a few minutes so you guys should definitely finish up your conversation. [Jim nods his head as if to say, 'Gee, thanks, Pam.']",Pam,FALSE
8587,2,20,23,"So, I was looking so hot...",Kelly,FALSE
8588,2,20,24,It has come to my attention that some people here think that the use of drugs is something to laugh about.,Michael,FALSE
8589,2,20,24,We don't feel that way.,Phyllis,FALSE
8590,2,20,24,"No, not at all.",Angela,FALSE
8591,2,20,24,You were the one joking around calling Dwight a narc.,Oscar,FALSE
8592,2,20,24,"No, uh, no. That was a test.  I was testing you, and you all failed. Miserably. When I said that Dwight was a narc, how many of you defended him?  How many of you said, 'Hey, you know what, he's right? What he's doing is protecting this office from the evils of drugs.'",Michael,FALSE
8593,2,20,24,"Thank you, Michael.",Dwight,FALSE
8594,2,20,25,"I am ridiculously anti-drug. So anti-drug that I am above suspicion in any way that involves suspicion, or testing of any kind.",Michael,FALSE
8595,2,20,26,"Drugs ruin lives people. Drugs destroy careers. Take Cheech and Chong everybody knows that Cheech and Chong are funny, but just imagine how funny they would be if they didn't smoke pot.  I want everybody to take a look to their left. Now I want everybody to take a look to their right. One of those people will be dead from drug use at some point in their lives. This year more people will use cocaine than will read a book to their children.",Michael,FALSE
8596,2,20,26,Where did you get these facts?,Stanley,FALSE
8597,2,20,26,"Are these facts scaring you, or are they not?",Michael,FALSE
8598,2,20,26,They are not.,Stanley,FALSE
8599,2,20,26,Do you think that smoking drugs is cool? Do you think that doing alcohol is cool?,Michael,FALSE
8600,2,20,26,"No, I don't. I have a glass of red wine with dinner about once a week.  For the antioxidants.",Stanley,FALSE
8601,2,20,26,"Okay, enough, enough, enough! I have written down a list of illegal drugs. Take a gander. How many of these are you familiar with?",Michael,FALSE
8602,2,20,26,"Hookah is not an illegal drug, Michael.",Toby,FALSE
8603,2,20,26,Yes it is.,Michael,FALSE
8604,2,20,26,"No it's not. It's a type of pipe. You can fill it with tobacco, often mixed with fruit, or other flavors.",Toby,FALSE
8605,2,20,26,"Okay, you know what, Toby? Pam, can you take this down? [Pam throws her hands up to indicate she has no notepad] In addition to Toby's urine being tested, I would like to test his blood and his hair.",Michael,FALSE
8606,2,20,26,You can't do that.,Toby,FALSE
8607,2,20,26,"I can test anyone randomly, and I have chosen you randomly.",Michael,FALSE
8608,2,20,26,That's not random.,Toby,FALSE
8609,2,20,26,"Okay, eeny, meenie, miney, moe, is random.  Okay, you know what? I'm going to need a volunteer to select one of these words and tell us of something tragic that happened in either their lives, or the lives of a loved one.  Yeah, Pam.",Michael,FALSE
8610,2,20,26,I know that Jim has an amazing story about a relative of his who got caught up in the world of drugs.,Pam,FALSE
8611,2,20,26,Really? [Jim shakes his head no],Michael,FALSE
8612,2,20,26,"Uh, hmmm.",Pam,FALSE
8613,2,20,26,"Jim it's okay. You can t... [Jim looks at Pam and shakes his head, Pam looks at him and gestures for Jim to go up and tell his story] This would be a good place to let it out, Jim. These are people you can trust. These are people who care about you. [Jim shakes his head no] It's okay, just we will not judge you. We are here to not judge you. [Jim stands up] Oh, he's doing it, okay. [Jim looks at Pam] It's okay. [Jim pretends to try, looking teary eyed, shakes his head no, mouths 'I can't' and sits back down. Pam is amazed.] Oh. Okay, are you sure? [Jim shakes his head. Kevin pats his shoulder] That looked like it was going to be good. Alright. [Pam nods in admiration at Jim] Okay, well.",Michael,FALSE
8614,2,20,27,Wow! He really pulled out the big guns. Fake crying. Did not expect that.,Pam,FALSE
8615,2,20,28,"The point I'm trying to make with all of this people is that I hate drugs. I hate them, and based upon what I have seen you all don't quite hate 'em as much as I do so you are going to have a drug test, and I am not.",Michael,FALSE
8616,2,20,28,"No, you will be tested.",Dwight,FALSE
8617,2,20,28,"Yes, I will not be.",Michael,FALSE
8618,2,20,28,You will be. That is the law according to the rules.,Dwight,FALSE
8619,2,20,28,"Okay, well Dwight just know that I've been very busy today and I got a lot of work to do and I wasn't planning on going to the bathroom and I don't even know if anything is going to come out, okay? So good. Thank you.",Michael,FALSE
8620,2,20,29,"Hi, Linda. Dwight Schrute, Assistant Regional Manager. You might remember testing my urine a few years back when I was applying to be a volunteer sheriff's deputy.",Dwight,FALSE
8621,2,20,29,We test a lot of urine.,Linda,FALSE
8622,2,20,29,Mine was green.,Dwight,FALSE
8623,2,20,29,"Oh, right. How are you?",Linda,FALSE
8624,2,20,29,I'm all better.,Dwight,FALSE
8625,2,20,30,So I need you to do some work on the St. Andrews account. I need your urine. I need some filing done.,Michael,FALSE
8626,2,20,30,What kind of filing?,Dwight,FALSE
8627,2,20,30,Just forget it.  Just the urine.,Michael,FALSE
8628,2,20,30,That goes directly to the tester.,Dwight,FALSE
8629,2,20,30,Just. I need your urine.,Michael,FALSE
8630,2,20,30,Like in a cup?,Dwight,FALSE
8631,2,20,30,"Yes in a cup, we're not animals, Dwight.",Michael,FALSE
8632,2,20,30,For what purpose?,Dwight,FALSE
8633,2,20,30,It's none of your business.,Michael,FALSE
8634,2,20,30,Then I refuse.,Dwight,FALSE
8635,2,20,30,"Okay. Alright. Just, I went to an Alicia Keys concert, over the weekend, and I think I may have gotten high accidentally by a girl with a lip ring.",Michael,FALSE
8636,2,20,30,Are you serious?,Dwight,FALSE
8637,2,20,30,I need clean urine for the lady.,Michael,FALSE
8638,2,20,30,But that's illegal.,Dwight,FALSE
8639,2,20,30,"Don't think of it that way. It's like, urine goes all over the place. You know, there's no controlling it. It just... goes",Michael,FALSE
8640,2,20,30,Not my urine.,Dwight,FALSE
8641,2,20,30,A cup could find its way under the urine. It might be an accident. It happens.,Michael,FALSE
8642,2,20,30,Were you forced to do drugs at this concert?,Dwight,FALSE
8643,2,20,30,"No, just look. Look. Just... just fill up the cup.",Michael,FALSE
8644,2,20,31,Do you want to give Michael your urine?,Angela,FALSE
8645,2,20,31,I want him to have all the urine he needs.,Dwight,FALSE
8646,2,20,31,You're not going to get my permission on this.,Angela,FALSE
8647,2,20,31,I know that. Don't you think I know that?,Dwight,FALSE
8648,2,20,32,"Yeah, we do testing all over the country.",Linda,FALSE
8649,2,20,32,"Cool.  Hey, are you guys hiring?",Ryan,FALSE
8650,2,20,32,You want to work at the urinalysis lab?,Linda,FALSE
8651,2,20,32,Yeah.  Maybe.,Ryan,FALSE
8652,2,20,33,"My father's name was Dwight Schrute. My grandfather's name was Dwight Schrute. His father's name Dwide Schrude. Amish. I loved my father very much. Every morning he'd wake up at dawn and make us biscuits with gravy. When I was little my dad and I played a lot of games together. My dad cheated a lot but I never busted him on it. I would have, except I didn't know about it. He didn't tell me till years later. I was shocked when I found out.",Dwight,FALSE
8653,2,20,34,"What? [Jim shakes his head] Did you want to tell me something? You look like you want to tell me something. [Jim shakes his head no] You look like you have something really important to say and you just can't for some reason. [Jim smiles] Come on, you can tell me. Jim, you can tell me anything. [Jim stops smiling and looks down. Pam wonders what that means]",Pam,FALSE
8654,2,20,35,I'd like a magazine.,Kevin,FALSE
8655,2,20,35,"We just need urine, sir.",Linda,FALSE
8656,2,20,35,I'd still like one.,Kevin,FALSE
8657,2,20,36,"Dwight. Well, I passed the test thanks to you and your untainted pee. Thank you very much.",Michael,FALSE
8658,2,20,36,That's great.,Dwight,FALSE
8659,2,20,36,What's wrong? Where's your costume?,Michael,FALSE
8660,2,20,36,It's a uniform and I turned it in today when I tendered my resignation.,Dwight,FALSE
8661,2,20,36,Why?  Wha...,Michael,FALSE
8662,2,20,36,I took an oath when I was sworn in and I broke that oath today.,Dwight,FALSE
8663,2,20,37,[placing a coke can in front of Jim] Here. [Jim looks confused] Just buy it from me. I haven't talked to you in hours and it's been weird and I really want to know what the hell's going on with Dwight. [Pam scoots the coke can towards Jim.  Jim pulls out his wallet and hands Pam a dollar.  He gives the coke back to Pam],Pam,FALSE
8664,2,20,37,Hi.,Jim,FALSE
8665,2,20,37,Hey.,Pam,FALSE
8666,2,20,37,How much time do you have left on your break?,Jim,FALSE
8667,2,20,37,Ten minutes.,Pam,FALSE
8668,2,20,38,"Since you did such a good job with the investigation, I decided to pull a few strings. Call in a few favors. and I've decided to make you official security supervisor of the branch.",Michael,FALSE
8669,2,20,38,Really?,Dwight,FALSE
8670,2,20,38,"Yes, sir.",Michael,FALSE
8671,2,20,38,That's fantastic because I've always felt that the security here sucked .,Dwight,FALSE
8672,2,20,38,So you wanna? Thanks.,Michael,FALSE
8673,2,20,38,"Dwight K. Schrute, I hereby declare you an honorary voluntary corporal in charge of assisting all activities security.",Hank,FALSE
8674,2,20,38,Okay.,Michael,FALSE
8675,2,20,38,Here's your badge.,Hank,FALSE
8676,2,20,38,"Thank you, Michael. Very nice. Great. [To Hank]  Can I have a gun?",Dwight,FALSE
8677,2,20,38,"No, I don't have a gun.",Hank,FALSE
8678,2,20,38,"Okay, I'll have to bring in my bow staff.",Dwight,FALSE
8679,2,20,38,I don't think so.,Hank,FALSE
8680,2,20,38,Good.,Michael,FALSE
8681,2,20,38,"[salutes] Thank you, Michael.",Dwight,FALSE
8682,2,20,38,No. Oh. Uh...[awkwardly salutes],Michael,FALSE
8683,2,20,38,I need to go over some details with you.,Dwight,FALSE
8684,2,20,38,"Alright. [to Hank] Well, Thank you.",Michael,FALSE
8685,2,20,38,"First of all, Hank, how many orange traffic cones do you have?",Dwight,FALSE
8686,2,20,38,Two.,Hank,FALSE
8687,2,20,38,"Oh, God.",Dwight,FALSE
8688,2,20,39,Wow. What a terrible day to not be able to talk.  Dwight was literally carrying around his own urine and dressed like one of the Village People. Why does he do the things that he does for Michael?  I just don't get it. What is he getting out of that relationship?,Jim,FALSE
8689,2,20,40,[growling] Nice.,Jim,TRUE
8690,2,20,40,Kevin.,Pam,TRUE
8691,2,20,40,Yeah.,Jim,TRUE
8692,2,20,40,Do someone else.,Pam,TRUE
8693,2,20,40,"Um, [gives Pam a look]",Jim,TRUE
8694,2,20,40,Angela.,Pam,TRUE
8695,2,20,40,Whoa.,Jim,TRUE
8696,2,20,40,The eyebrow.,Pam,TRUE
8697,2,20,40,Yeah.,Jim,TRUE
8698,2,20,41,"I'm not only hoping to find the culprit who committed this heinous crime, I am praying to find this heinous culprit. And I will pray to Thor himself, if that's what it takes.",Dwight,TRUE
8699,2,20,42,"Michael's behavior is erratic and unpredictable, but I don't think he's doing drugs. Maybe he should. Take the edge off. Uh, not at work, of course.",Toby,TRUE
8700,2,20,43,"People use marijuana to escape. Jim does not have a girlfriend. His sales are nothing to brag about. And he does not belong to any organized clubs. If that were my life, I'd do drugs.",Dwight,TRUE
8701,2,20,44,He asked if you've been acting withdrawn lately.,Phyllis,TRUE
8702,2,20,44,And what did you say?,Stanley,TRUE
8703,2,20,44,I said no.,Phyllis,TRUE
8704,2,20,44,Hmm.,Stanley,TRUE
8705,2,20,44,You're welcome.,Phyllis,TRUE
8706,2,20,44,"Your turn, Stanley. [Stanley just takes a drink from his mug] Angela, you're up.",Dwight,TRUE
8707,2,20,45,Last night? Let's see.,Pam,TRUE
8708,2,20,45,Go ahead. Don't lie.,Dwight,TRUE
8709,2,20,45,I won't. It's just that last night is really hard for me to remember because I was just a teensy bit high. Should I have not said that?,Pam,TRUE
8710,2,20,45,"No, no, no. It's okay. Go ahead.",Dwight,TRUE
8711,2,20,45,I know that I shouldn't have done it. But I was in the parking lot at the Quick and Easy.,Pam,TRUE
8712,2,20,45,Oh.,Dwight,TRUE
8713,2,20,45,And I took a bong hit from my Bong Water with my pimp.,Pam,TRUE
8714,2,20,45,Oh.,Dwight,TRUE
8715,2,20,46,Pam said you had something important to tell me. Is it bad? Am I getting fired? [Jim shakes head 'no'] Why aren't you telling me? It must be bad. They're taking away my kid. I knew it. [Jim waves arms and shakes head 'no'] They're not taking away my kid. Oh.,Meredith,TRUE
8716,2,20,47,"Oh, sure, I can definitely help you with that. Okay? Please hold.",Kelly,TRUE
8717,2,20,47,"Kelly Kapour. Say your prayers. Let's go. Conference room, pronto. Come on, step it up.",Dwight,TRUE
8718,2,20,48,"Drugs are everywhere in our society. They are omniscient. If you look at the amount of pot that was smoked in the United States last year, that would reach the moon.",Michael,TRUE
8719,2,20,48,How?,Oscar,TRUE
8720,2,20,48,Exactly. I know. It's amazing.,Michael,TRUE
8721,2,20,48,"No, how could it reach the moon? Like, would you make it into a rope, or...",Oscar,TRUE
8722,2,20,48,"I have some hemp ropes at my house, they're really strong...",Creed,TRUE
8723,2,20,48,Shut... Shut it. No. Just... Just focus on the facts. Cocaine. They use cocaine.,Michael,TRUE
8724,2,20,49,"Oh, me? Just one of the gang. Sitting in the back, doodling, not playing attention. Bam! Pow! Surprise! Got you! [Note pad reads, 'Creed -Shifty eyes / Ryan - Dilated pupils / Kelly - Hyperactive'] There's a Volunteer Sheriff's Deputy in your midst, and he is taking names.",Dwight,TRUE
8725,2,20,50,"One thing that you need to remember is that there's no way of knowing who's a user, who's an abuser, because we don't know. It could be anybody. Your instinct is to say it's somebody-like Stanley or Oscar...",Michael,TRUE
8726,2,20,50,Excuse me?,Stanley,TRUE
8727,2,20,50,"No, no! Your instinct. That... Your gut reaction is to say that, but I don't! That's, that's... Those are instincts that have been created by media and hype. And they are wrong. What I am saying is that you just do not know who drug users are. It may be the person you least suspect. It may be somebody hot, like Pam, or it could be somebody matronly, like Phyllis, but just not me.",Michael,TRUE
8728,2,20,50,"It's not me, either.",Phyllis,TRUE
8729,2,20,50,"No? okay, fine.",Michael,TRUE
8730,2,20,50,"[on the phone] Michael, I'm gonna get going. I really don't think I need to be in this meeting.",Jan,TRUE
8731,2,20,50,"Okay, well, I really think that... [dial tone beeping]",Michael,TRUE
8732,2,20,50,Has she been on the phone the whole time?,Pam,TRUE
8733,2,20,50,Yeah. Sorry you had to hear that. It was a lovers' quarrel.,Michael,TRUE
8734,2,20,50,Make-up sex. Nice!,Dwight,TRUE
8735,2,20,50,Nice.,Kevin,TRUE
8736,2,20,50,"Okay, let's get personal for a second, shall we?",Michael,TRUE
8737,2,20,51,"The scary thing is, it could have been any one of these people. They all had a motive. To get high.",Dwight,TRUE
8738,2,20,52,"Okay, well, I made up some fliers for everybody to take on your way out, in case you're ever tempted. So there you go. And, Dwight, you know, I'm very busy today. It wasn't even planning on going to the bathroom, so I don't even know if anything will come out.",Michael,TRUE
8739,2,20,52,just drink a lot of water.,Dwight,TRUE
8740,2,20,52,Well...,Michael,TRUE
8741,2,20,52,You have to relax your muscles around the bladder.,Dwight,TRUE
8742,2,20,52,"I don't... Let's just not talk about it, okay?",Michael,TRUE
8743,2,20,53,[reading from Michael's flier] 'Drugs: Let's not and say we did.' I think Michael was high when he wrote this.,Pam,TRUE
8744,2,20,54,"You know, sometimes I wish we just didn't have a conference room. [Kelly laughs] You know? He couldn't do that.",Toby,TRUE
8745,2,20,54,But then we wouldn't have any meetings.,Kelly,TRUE
8746,2,20,54,Yeah.,Toby,TRUE
8747,2,20,54,"Okay. Bye, Toby.",Kelly,TRUE
8748,2,20,54,Bye.,Toby,TRUE
8749,2,20,54,"Oh, my God. Oh, my God, oh, my God. Hello? Yes, I am so, so sorry. Yeah, actually, I don't have that information just yet. Uh-huh. Listen, do you mind if I put you on a brief hold? Okay.",Kelly,TRUE
8750,2,20,55,"I look forward to drug testing. I used to get a runner's high, which is why now I swim.",Angela,TRUE
8751,2,20,55,"Why would I be worried? I'm not a drug user. I would never abuse my body like that. I mean, they are plenty of other ways to have fun. My body is 100% drug-free.",Meredith,TRUE
8752,2,20,56,"[telephone ringing] Dunder Mifflin. This is Pam. Um, hold, please. [to Jim] There's a Brenda on the phone for you. [to Brenda] Just one second, I'll transfer.",Pam,TRUE
8753,2,20,56,[telephone ringing] [shows note to camera 'It's OK. She'll call back!'],Jim,TRUE
8754,2,20,57,She's got it up now.,Man,TRUE
8755,2,20,57,"He'll be up. Okay, sure. I'll get someone down.",Sheriff,TRUE
8756,2,20,57,Hey. Hey. Jerry.,Dwight,TRUE
8757,2,20,57,Thanks.,Sheriff,TRUE
8758,2,20,57,Sheriff Pierce? I'm turning in my badge.,Dwight,TRUE
8759,2,20,57,Where sis you get that?,Sheriff,TRUE
8760,2,20,57,I got it here.,Dwight,TRUE
8761,2,20,57,"No. No, you didn't. we didn't give you this.",Sheriff,TRUE
8762,2,20,57,"No, I mean at the gift shop. Also, I can't wear this anymore.",Dwight,TRUE
8763,2,20,57,"You were never supposed to wear this in the first place, Dwight. Come on now, seriously, you got me concerned here a little bit.",Sheriff,TRUE
8764,2,20,57,"Oh, don't worry. I never abused my power. I only tried to help the Sheriff's Department in any way I could.",Dwight,TRUE
8765,2,20,57,"Right, well... Why don't you give me a couple examples of ways that you've helped us out?",Sheriff,TRUE
8766,2,20,57,"Oh, God, there are so many. Roadside assistance, breaking up unruly parties, surveillance...",Dwight,TRUE
8767,2,20,57,Surveillance?,Sheriff,TRUE
8768,2,20,57,"Crowd control, directing traffic...",Dwight,TRUE
8769,2,20,57,Mace! You... You've been carrying around weapons-grade Mace?,Sheriff,TRUE
8770,2,20,57,I've only had to use it once.,Dwight,TRUE
8771,2,20,58,[tosses the butt of a joint in parking lot] We should get a pizza.,Vance Refrigeration Worker #1,TRUE
8772,2,20,58,I hate pizza.,Vance Refrigeration Worker #2,TRUE
8773,2,21,1,"So, uh... you found a band for your wedding yet?",Kevin,FALSE
8774,2,21,1,No.,Pam,FALSE
8775,2,21,1,Cause I'm in a band. We really rock.,Kevin,FALSE
8776,2,21,2,"Yeah, I mean it's inevitable. I definitely overhear some wedding preparation, but I'm fine with it. She hears me arranging my social life. And we both have to hear Dwight order deer urine over the Internet, so it evens out.",Jim,FALSE
8777,2,21,3,Oh I got the 'Save The Date'.,Phyllis,FALSE
8778,2,21,3,Yeah?,Pam,FALSE
8779,2,21,3,"Yeah, pretty stationery.",Phyllis,FALSE
8780,2,21,3,"Oh, thanks!",Pam,FALSE
8781,2,21,3,I didn't get mine yet.,Angela,FALSE
8782,2,21,3,Uh...,Pam,FALSE
8783,2,21,4,"There are a few people I decided not to invite, and that might make things kind of awkward but ...  it's my wedding. And I don't want anyone there who has called me a hussy.",Pam,FALSE
8784,2,21,5,"Yes, thanks, Fantastic Sam's. Adult Cut Plus. Comes with a shampoo and blow dry. We're doing I.D. photos today. Gotta represent.",Michael,FALSE
8785,2,21,6,"Uh, on or off?",Phyllis,FALSE
8786,2,21,6,Off.,I.D. Photographer,FALSE
8787,2,21,6,Okay... [removes glasses],Phyllis,FALSE
8788,2,21,6,Oh! What is on your face? Is that a disguise?,Dwight,FALSE
8789,2,21,6,[leaving the room] Excuse me.,Phyllis,FALSE
8790,2,21,6,Clown paint.,Dwight,FALSE
8791,2,21,7,"I.D. badges are long overdue. Security in this office park is a joke. Last year, I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day, with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?",Dwight,FALSE
8792,2,21,8,That's a nice tie.,Michael,FALSE
8793,2,21,8,Thank you.,Ryan,FALSE
8794,2,21,8,That is... who makes that?,Michael,FALSE
8795,2,21,8,"Um, I don't...",Ryan,FALSE
8796,2,21,8,Do you mind if I wear that for the photo?,Michael,FALSE
8797,2,21,8,"Um...  let's um, let's keep our clothes.",Ryan,FALSE
8798,2,21,9,"It's like child abuse. I say, if Jesus saw that, he'd freak out! He'd freak out, Toby! I mean on some levels... it's... and I'm supposed to work there. I'm supposed...",Oscar,FALSE
8799,2,21,9,[walking into the Conference room] What's the dealio?,Michael,FALSE
8800,2,21,9,"Just letting Oscar vent a little. We would use the break room, but the photographer's back there today.",Toby,FALSE
8801,2,21,9,What's the problem?,Michael,FALSE
8802,2,21,9,Angela!,Oscar,FALSE
8803,2,21,9,It's just a little dispute over a poster in their workspace.,Toby,FALSE
8804,2,21,9,Since Christmas.,Oscar,FALSE
8805,2,21,9,"So what, you're having a little spat. I forget, are you guys dating?",Michael,FALSE
8806,2,21,9,No.,Oscar,FALSE
8807,2,21,9,"Michael, can I talk to you for a uh, second please?",Toby,FALSE
8808,2,21,9,Yes.,Michael,FALSE
8809,2,21,10,Here's how I usually handle this: all I do is listen.,Toby,FALSE
8810,2,21,10,Yeah?,Michael,FALSE
8811,2,21,10,These things just have a way of working themselves out.,Toby,FALSE
8812,2,21,10,Okay.,Michael,FALSE
8813,2,21,10,"It's like if you write someone a letter, when you're really angry... they say to keep it in a drawer for a couple days. Then you just never end up sending it.",Toby,FALSE
8814,2,21,10,What do you know about conflict resolution? Your answer to everything is to get divorced. So...,Michael,FALSE
8815,2,21,10,Okay.,Toby,FALSE
8816,2,21,10,Okay... what?,Michael,FALSE
8817,2,21,10,That was the right decision for me and my marriage.,Toby,FALSE
8818,2,21,10,"Yeah, well... that's not gonna fly here. Because in this office, it is till death do us part... assuming we don't get downsized. [leans over to Pam] Uh, Pam, will you get Angela and meet us in the conference room please?",Michael,FALSE
8819,2,21,11,"[holding up a binder] A mediator's tool chest. Okay, well, before we get started, you should know that are 5 different styles of conflict.[in a comedic voice] My Shaolin temple style defeats your monkey style.",Michael,FALSE
8820,2,21,11,Can we go? I have a lot of work to do.,Angela,FALSE
8821,2,21,11,"No. Okay, this is important. The first style is lose/lose.",Michael,FALSE
8822,2,21,11,What's the next one?,Oscar,FALSE
8823,2,21,11,"Just hold on, please! Okay, if we do lose/lose, neither of you gets what you want. Do you understand? You... you would both lose. Now I need to ask you, do you want to pursue a lose/lose negotiation?",Michael,FALSE
8824,2,21,11,Can we just skip to whatever number 5 is - win/win or whatever?,Angela,FALSE
8825,2,21,11,"Win/Win is number four and number five is win/win/win. The important difference here is with win/win/win, we all win. Me too. I win for having successfully mediated a conflict at work.",Michael,FALSE
8826,2,21,12,"[in front of poster] Okay, since this is the disputed poster. Now, one at a time, I want you to express your feelings using 'I' emotion language and no judging or 'you' statements.",Michael,FALSE
8827,2,21,12,"I got this poster for Christmas, and I feel I want to see it everyday. It makes me feel like the babies are the true artists, and God has a really cute sense of humor.",Angela,FALSE
8828,2,21,12,"Come on, seriously, that?",Michael,FALSE
8829,2,21,12,"I don't like looking at it. It's creepy, and in bad taste, and it's just offensive to me. It makes me think of the horrible, frigid stage mothers who force the babies into it. It's kitsch. It's the opposite of art. It destroys art. It destroys souls. This is so much more offensive to me than hardcore porno. I'm talking about the...",Oscar,FALSE
8830,2,21,12,"Okay, okay. Stop, stop, stop! Let's see if we can just brainstorm and find some creative alternatives that are win/win.",Michael,FALSE
8831,2,21,12,Win!,Pam,FALSE
8832,2,21,12,"Yes. Thank you, Pam. How about Angela makes the poster into a t-shirt, which Oscar wears. That way, he can never see it and whenever she looks at Oscar, she can see it. Win/win/win.",Michael,FALSE
8833,2,21,12,No.,Oscar,FALSE
8834,2,21,12,That's... no...,Angela,FALSE
8835,2,21,12,"Okay... well, brainstorm. Own the solution.",Michael,FALSE
8836,2,21,12,"How about, I leave it up?",Angela,FALSE
8837,2,21,12,"How 'bout, she takes it down?",Oscar,FALSE
8838,2,21,12,"How about, Angela can keep it up on Tuesdays and Thursdays?",Pam,FALSE
8839,2,21,12,"Okay, that is called a compromise. And it is style 3. And it is not ideal. To sum up, win/win - make the poster into a t-shirt, win/lose - take the poster down, compromise - Tuesdays and Thursdays. And the answer is... make the poster into a t-shirt! Win/win.",Michael,FALSE
8840,2,21,12,Win.,Pam,FALSE
8841,2,21,12,Fine.,Oscar,FALSE
8842,2,21,12,"But, it...",Angela,FALSE
8843,2,21,12,[claps his hands twice] It is done!,Michael,FALSE
8844,2,21,12,Win,Pam,FALSE
8845,2,21,13,"[snaps a photo of Creed, then Creed turns to the side for a profile shot] No, you're all good.",Photographer,FALSE
8846,2,21,13,Great. [gets up and leaves],Creed,FALSE
8847,2,21,14,"Hey, Angela.[hands her a Save The Date card] I didn't have your zip code.",Pam,FALSE
8848,2,21,14,Oh. Thanks.,Angela,FALSE
8849,2,21,15,"It was hand delivered. But, I did get a Save The Date after all. It's not my taste.",Angela,FALSE
8850,2,21,16,You solved it?,Toby,FALSE
8851,2,21,16,Yes.,Michael,FALSE
8852,2,21,16,"Well, good.  We can, uh, throw that one out. [shuffles through papers]",Toby,FALSE
8853,2,21,16,Are those all the other complains?,Michael,FALSE
8854,2,21,16,Mmm-Hm.,Toby,FALSE
8855,2,21,16,I would like to see those please.,Michael,FALSE
8856,2,21,16,I... I can't do that.,Toby,FALSE
8857,2,21,16,"You can't do that, huh? Huh, ok. Now you and I have a conflict. I order you to give me that file.",Michael,FALSE
8858,2,21,16,That... [shakes head and places hand over the file],Toby,FALSE
8859,2,21,16,"Okay. [yanks the file away, despite Toby's resistance] There! No more conflict. [looks at the camera] I had to use win/lose on that. It was not pretty. [looks back at Toby] All right... is that it?",Michael,FALSE
8860,2,21,16,[sighs and pulls out a box under his desk] It's all Dwight's.,Toby,FALSE
8861,2,21,17,"Every Friday at 4, I have a standing appointment with Dwight for him to file a grievance against Jim. I tell him that I'm sending them to a special file in New York. That box is the special file in New York.",Toby,FALSE
8862,2,21,18,Ohh... God. Alright. Why do I have to do everything?,Michael,FALSE
8863,2,21,19,"Are you sure? [looks at Oscar, who is front of the camera, holding the baby poster in front of his chest]",Photographer,FALSE
8864,2,21,19,"Oh, he's sure. Just shoot.",Dwight,FALSE
8865,2,21,19,[shoots twice],Photographer,FALSE
8866,2,21,20,"[looking through papers in the complaint box] This is from Kevin. He says Stanley uses his Miracle Whip without asking. Meredith complains that everyone talks too loud in the morning and the lights are too bright. Creed... huh. Duh, duh. Creed is sick of looking at the redhead all day and wants a seat facing the receptionist.",Michael,FALSE
8867,2,21,20,Nice.,Pam,FALSE
8868,2,21,20,You will notice that not one of these complaints is against me.,Michael,FALSE
8869,2,21,21,"Actually, I have a separate folder for complaints against Michael. This [unlocks a drawer]is January through March of this year. [pulls out a fairly large folder]",Toby,FALSE
8870,2,21,22,"How many of you have at one time gone to Toby to complain about another employee? [looks at all the employees, most of whom raise their hands] And... did you get what you wanted, or were you merely listened to, you forget about your problem, and you move on? [employees mumble 'merely listen to and forgotten...' ] That is outrageous! I love this place... and it pains me to see all of the negativity festering... [sighs] Okay, today we are going to get everything out of these files and into the open, where it can be resolved. Alright, how about the Phyllis/Angela dispute?",Michael,FALSE
8871,2,21,22,You already did me.,Angela,FALSE
8872,2,21,22,"That's what she said. [Jim mouths these words along with Michael] The thing is, Angela... you are in here an awful lot. You have complained about everybody in the office, except Dwight, which is odd because everyone else has had run ins with Dwight. Toby, by the way, what does 'redacted' mean? There is a file full of complaints in here marked 'redacted'... ?",Michael,FALSE
8873,2,21,22,"Yeah, it just means whoever complained came to me later and withdrew it, so I took their name off.",Toby,FALSE
8874,2,21,22,"Oh, ok. There were a bunch of complaints about Dwight that were put in the redacted file about six months ago.",Michael,FALSE
8875,2,21,22,"Whoa.. wha... wait. If someone has a problem with me, why would they withdraw it six months ago?",Dwight,FALSE
8876,2,21,22,[notices Angela's intense concern] Um... let's move on. I volunteer. Did anyone have a problem with me?,Pam,FALSE
8877,2,21,22,"All right, Pamela. Come on down! Let's do it! And [looks through the file]... okay. Just one complaint. Actually, it has been withdrawn. So that is no help to us. Next.",Michael,FALSE
8878,2,21,22,"Wait, what did it say?",Pam,FALSE
8879,2,21,22,"Uh... [reading]'Does she have to plan her wedding on office time? Couldn't she do that at home?' [Pam looks Angela an angry look] Who else? Why don't we just warm up first? Warm up emotionally, all right?",Michael,FALSE
8880,2,21,23,I have this kind of big secret about Angela. And I've been really nice to her... and I haven't told anyone. And what the hell?!,Pam,FALSE
8881,2,21,24,"Here is a Kelly complaint: 'Ryan never returns my calls.' Ugh, join the club.",Michael,FALSE
8882,2,21,24,My voicemail's really spotty... sometimes...,Ryan,FALSE
8883,2,21,24,I didn't file a complaint. I was just talking.,Kelly,FALSE
8884,2,21,24,To your HR representative.,Toby,FALSE
8885,2,21,24,"To my friend, I thought. I want that withdrawn.",Kelly,FALSE
8886,2,21,24,"Fine, I'll take your name off. [looks at Michael] So no one will know.",Toby,FALSE
8887,2,21,24,[crumbles up the complaint paper] Makin' progress. [Jim raises his hand] Yes?,Michael,FALSE
8888,2,21,24,Dwight tried to kiss me.,Jim,FALSE
8889,2,21,24,What?!,Michael,FALSE
8890,2,21,24,And I didn't tell anyone because I'm not really sure how I feel about it.,Jim,FALSE
8891,2,21,24,That is not true. Redact it. Redact it!,Dwight,FALSE
8892,2,21,24,"Well, I'm not actually making a formal complaint. I just really think we should talk about it.",Jim,FALSE
8893,2,21,24,"Okay, question. [looks at Toby] When a name is withdrawn, does that also apply to the permanent misbehavior file in New York?",Dwight,FALSE
8894,2,21,24,Sure.,Toby,FALSE
8895,2,21,25,Stanley. [off camera],Michael,FALSE
8896,2,21,25,"[gets up and walks over to Angela, whispering to her] Hey. Thanks for ratting me out!",Pam,FALSE
8897,2,21,25,[still of camera] You got a lot of anger under there buddy. Come on start us out. Unleash it.,Michael,FALSE
8898,2,21,25,"I didn't do it! [Michael and Stanley continue to talk off camera, but it's inaudible]",Anglea,FALSE
8899,2,21,25,I find that hard to believe... considering you have problems with every single person in this entire office except Bobblehead Joe.,Pam,FALSE
8900,2,21,26,"Someone complained that the men's room is 'whites only'. Stanley, you know that's not true.",Michael,FALSE
8901,2,21,26,I didn't say that.,Stanley,FALSE
8902,2,21,26,"Then why is there a picture of a white man on the door? [Michael, along with the camera, look at the standard stick man on the bathroom door.]",Creed,FALSE
8903,2,21,26,"Okay, Phyllis. You complained that Angela's giving you dirty looks. And you tried to get off the party planning committee.",Michael,FALSE
8904,2,21,26,"No, I never said any such thing. Angela and I are close.",Phyllis,FALSE
8905,2,21,26,"And... also, Phyllis, Stanley says that you cry too much, and that bugs him.",Michael,FALSE
8906,2,21,26,"Stanley and I are close, too.",Phyllis,FALSE
8907,2,21,26,We sit close.,Stanley,FALSE
8908,2,21,26,Oh... ok.,Michael,FALSE
8909,2,21,27,"[sits down for his ID picture] Just take it. [flashes goes off, while he is standing back up again]",Toby,FALSE
8910,2,21,28,"I can't believe Angela. I went against my better judgment, and I gave her a Save The Date. And now it turns out she complained about me to Toby.",Pam,FALSE
8911,2,21,28,"Well, it was redacted. Look, if she wants an invite, maybe she's just trying to be friends.",Jim,FALSE
8912,2,21,28,Don't take her side.,Pam,FALSE
8913,2,21,28,"[sighs] Well, what does Roy think about everything?",Jim,FALSE
8914,2,21,28,I don't know. I try not to bother him about this kind of stuff.,Pam,FALSE
8915,2,21,28,You mean your thoughts and feelings?,Jim,FALSE
8916,2,21,28,Yeah.,Pam,FALSE
8917,2,21,28,Yeah...,Jim,FALSE
8918,2,21,29,"I know you keep saying it's your space, even though there's no assigned parking, but I keep forgetting.",Phyllis,FALSE
8919,2,21,29,"Yes, that's the problem.",Angela,FALSE
8920,2,21,29,I guess so...,Phyllis,FALSE
8921,2,21,29,"Okay, well... all settled, then.",Michael,FALSE
8922,2,21,29,[whispering to Angela] I don't like you.,Phyllis,FALSE
8923,2,21,30,"OK, Ryan.  You told Toby that Creed has a distinct old man smell?",Michael,FALSE
8924,2,21,31,I know exactly what he's talking about. I sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel in my desk drawer. Very nutritious. But they smell like death.,Creed,FALSE
8925,2,21,32,"All right, Kevin. You are accused of making sexually suggestive remarks to Angela that made her feel uncomfortable. Solution:  Angela, you are to make sexually suggestive remarks to Kevin that will make him uncomfortable.",Michael,FALSE
8926,2,21,32,I accept your decision!,Kevin,FALSE
8927,2,21,33,"Hey... you know what, Dwight? Maybe we should get our photo I.D. taken together.",Jim,FALSE
8928,2,21,33,That doesn't make any sense.,Dwight,FALSE
8929,2,21,33,"Well, it saves time, you know. 'Cause we could just meet in the parking lot every morning. Walk in together. Perfect.",Jim,FALSE
8930,2,21,33,"[to Dwight, who is sitting in front of the camera] Smile.",Photographer,FALSE
8931,2,21,33,No.,Dwight,FALSE
8932,2,21,34,"I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.",Dwight,FALSE
8933,2,21,35,This came out really well. [picks up Dwight's I.D. from the laminating machine and hands it to Dwight] There you go.,Jim,FALSE
8934,2,21,35,This is humongous. I am not a security threat...,Dwight,FALSE
8935,2,21,35,Oh.,Jim,FALSE
8936,2,21,35,"And my middle name is 'Kurt', not 'Fart'.",Dwight,FALSE
8937,2,21,35,What did I write?,Jim,FALSE
8938,2,21,36,I have another complaint for Jim's permanent file.,Dwight,FALSE
8939,2,21,36,Talk to Michael. I gave him the box.,Toby,FALSE
8940,2,21,36,What box?!,Dwight,FALSE
8941,2,21,37,But I didn't report your snoring-,Phyllis,FALSE
8942,2,21,37,"Wednesdays, tearful. Tuesdays... [Dwight walks in and rummages through his complaint box]",Stanley,FALSE
8943,2,21,37,Uh. Dwight.,Michael,FALSE
8944,2,21,37,"Ah... agh... dgh... Ahh! No, no! Four years of malfeasance unreported. This cannot stand.",Dwight,FALSE
8945,2,21,37,Okay! Calm down.,Michael,FALSE
8946,2,21,37,No! You calm down! Who's side is Toby on? Who's side are you on?,Dwight,FALSE
8947,2,21,37,"Hey, hey!",Michael,FALSE
8948,2,21,37,Him or me?,Dwight,FALSE
8949,2,21,37,Stop.,Michael,FALSE
8950,2,21,37,Him or me? I cannot work with Jim anymore.,Dwight,FALSE
8951,2,21,37,Okay...,Michael,FALSE
8952,2,21,37,"Either he goes, or I go.",Dwight,FALSE
8953,2,21,37,Dwight...,Michael,FALSE
8954,2,21,37,You choose!,Dwight,FALSE
8955,2,21,37,Stop...,Michael,FALSE
8956,2,21,37,One of us is out of here by the end of today! [runs out],Dwight,FALSE
8957,2,21,37,Oh... kay...,Michael,FALSE
8958,2,21,38,I am not bluffing!,Dwight,FALSE
8959,2,21,38,Okay.,Michael,FALSE
8960,2,21,38,Okay?,Dwight,FALSE
8961,2,21,38,Yes.,Michael,FALSE
8962,2,21,38,"Do the right thing here, Michael. Okay, I have served you loyally for years.",Dwight,FALSE
8963,2,21,38,Mm-hmm.,Michael,FALSE
8964,2,21,38,I deserve this. You know I do!,Dwight,FALSE
8965,2,21,38,[picks up Dwight's I.D. and snickers] You know your I.D. says you're a security threat?,Michael,FALSE
8966,2,21,38,You have till five.,Dwight,FALSE
8967,2,21,39,"Oh, look, Jim. There's a sales manager position open in Stamford. Want me to call Jan and tell her you're interested? I could put in a good word for you, 'cause I'll still be working here. Transfer! Transfer! Everybody! Transfer! Transfer! Transfer! Transfer!",Dwight,FALSE
8968,2,21,39,"Okay... you two, in the conference room with me. Nobody leaves until we work this out. Cage match!",Michael,FALSE
8969,2,21,40,"Cage matches? Yeah, they work. How could they not work? If they didn't work, everybody would still be in the cage.",Michael,FALSE
8970,2,21,41,"Okay, so Dwight, in your own words - [reads from complaint paper] 'Someone replaced all my pens and pencils with crayons. I suspect Jim Halpert.' [flips to another paper] 'Everyone has called me 'Dwayne' all day. I think Jim Halpert paid them to.'",Michael,FALSE
8971,2,21,42,[laughs] Yes! Five bucks each. And it was totally worth it.,Jim,FALSE
8972,2,21,43,"[reading] 'This morning, I found a bloody glove in my desk drawer and Jim Halpert tried to convince me I committed murder. I think he may be the real murderer.' [flips to another paper] 'Jim Halpert said there was an abandoned infant in the woman's room. When I went to save the child, I saw Meredith on the can.'  Gah. 'This morning, I knocked myself in the head with the phone.'",Michael,FALSE
8973,2,21,44,"That actually took a while. I had to put, uh, more and more nickels into his handset, till he got used to the weight, and then I just... took 'em all out.",Jim,FALSE
8974,2,21,45,"[reading] 'Every time I typed my name, it said 'Diapers'.'",Michael,FALSE
8975,2,21,46,"Just a simple macro. You know, these actually don't sound that funny one after another. But he does deserve it, though.",Jim,FALSE
8976,2,21,47,"By the end of the day, my desk was about two feet closer to the copier.'",Michael,FALSE
8977,2,21,48,"Yeah, I just moved it an inch every time he went to the bathroom. And that's how I spent my entire day that day.",Jim,FALSE
8978,2,21,49,"The Japanese have this thing called shiatsu massage, where they dig into your body, very hard. And it is very painful. And apparently, some people throw up. But the next day they feel great. I've never had one. They sound awful.",Michael,FALSE
8979,2,21,50,Maybe Stanford would be cool.,Jim,FALSE
8980,2,21,50,It's a good market. Higher volume.,Dwight,FALSE
8981,2,21,50,Yeah. Maybe we should both go.,Jim,FALSE
8982,2,21,50,I have a girlfriend...,Dwight,FALSE
8983,2,21,50,"Sure you do, Dwight. Sure.",Jim,FALSE
8984,2,21,51,"Hey, there's like, 300 more of these. Let's get to them later.",Michael,FALSE
8985,2,21,51,"So, you going to transfer Jim or not?",Dwight,FALSE
8986,2,21,51,"Maybe, I haven't decided yet. Let's get to work.",Michael,FALSE
8987,2,21,51,I want an answer by tomorrow.,Dwight,FALSE
8988,2,21,52,"Okay. Oh... actually, tomorrow's not good. How about later in the week?",Michael,FALSE
8989,2,21,52,Fine.,Dwight,FALSE
8990,2,21,52,Good. Okay.,Michael,FALSE
8991,2,21,53,Hey! Wait. How about a group picture while you're here?,Michael,FALSE
8992,2,21,53,I can't. I only get reimbursed for the I.D. photos.,Photographer,FALSE
8993,2,21,53,"Well... that's... what, a computer camera, right?",Michael,FALSE
8994,2,21,53,You mean digital?,Photographer,FALSE
8995,2,21,53,It'll take like two seconds.,Michael,FALSE
8996,2,21,53,20 bucks.,Photographer,FALSE
8997,2,21,53,"Ugh... All right. Everybody, [looks around at the employees] come on. Group photo for the newsletter.",Michael,FALSE
8998,2,21,53,You gotta be kiddin' me.,Stanley,FALSE
8999,2,21,53,"Come on, everybody.",Michael,FALSE
9000,2,21,53,"Come on, let's go. Creed, Kevin, Oscar... andale! Let's go.",Dwight,FALSE
9001,2,21,54,"One, two, three... smile. [camera flashes, but no one smiles] Try to smile.",Photographer,FALSE
9002,2,21,54,"We resolved a lot today, everybody. Think happy thoughts.",Michael,FALSE
9003,2,21,54,"Alright, I'm just gonna take it on three...  whether you smile or not. One, two, three. [camera flashes]",Photographer,FALSE
9004,2,21,54,"Good, let's check that out. [looks at preview screen] Ew, okay, all right. One more. We'll take one more.",Michael,FALSE
9005,2,21,54,That'll be another 20.,Photographer,FALSE
9006,2,21,54,What?,Michael,FALSE
9007,2,21,54,"Angela, I want to talk to you about something.",Pam,FALSE
9008,2,21,54,[off camera] You just press the button.,Michael,FALSE
9009,2,21,54,What?,Angela,FALSE
9010,2,21,54,"No, Pam.",Jim,FALSE
9011,2,21,54,[looks at to Jim] I am. [looks at Angela] It's about the Save The Date.,Pam,FALSE
9012,2,21,54,"Pam, it wasn't her.",Jim,FALSE
9013,2,21,54,What?!,Pam,FALSE
9014,2,21,54,I'm the one who complained about you.,Jim,FALSE
9015,2,21,54,I... I didn't know that Toby was gonna write it down. [the camera flashes] I was just venting.,Jim,FALSE
9016,2,21,54,"[off camera] Okay, good. Check that out.",Michael,FALSE
9017,2,21,54,"You know, it was one day.",Jim,FALSE
9018,2,21,54,[off camera] That's terrible.,Michael,FALSE
9019,2,21,54,And I took it right back. It was like...,Jim,FALSE
9020,2,21,54,Okay.,Pam,FALSE
9021,2,21,54,"Oh, dear.",Phyllis,FALSE
9022,2,21,54,"[off camera] Let's pay Mr. Price Gouger. [rejoins the group, on camera] Okay... we can do this. Come on, everybody. All right. Here we go. [flash goes off before he sits down]",Michael,FALSE
9023,2,21,55,It was really hard getting a good picture of fifteen people. He would not give me a good discount. And eight tries added up.,Michael,FALSE
9024,2,21,56,"[flashback the photo being taken] One, two..[flash goes off] Didn't say three, did I?",Michael,FALSE
9025,2,21,57,"But, I'm sort of an expert at Photoshop, so it turned out fine in the end. When people work together, there is going to be conflict. You can't outrun your problems.",Michael,FALSE
9026,2,21,58,"[on Pam's answering machine] Hey, Pam... it's Jim. Um, I have a doctor's appointment in the city. So I probably won't be in till the late afternoon. Just thought I'd let you know. Okay, bye. [camera shows Jim sitting on a waiting coach in another Dunder Mifflin office]",Jim,FALSE
9027,2,21,58,"Okay, Jan will see you now.",Female worker,FALSE
9028,2,21,58,"Oh, thanks.",Jim,FALSE
9029,2,21,59,And that is why the idea of a cage match is so universally appealing. But here's the thing about cage matches: sometimes you have to open the cage. And that is something Toby will never understand.,Michael,FALSE
9030,2,21,60,[elevator bell dings] What is this? What happened here?,Dwight,TRUE
9031,2,21,60,I don't know.,Jim,TRUE
9032,2,21,60,"Oh, this does not look good. Did anyone see what happened around my desk area this morning?",Dwight,TRUE
9033,2,21,60,"Dwight, I really think someone's probably just playing a prank on you, so just go right through it.",Jim,TRUE
9034,2,21,60,"A prank, huh? This is official police line tape, okay? It's not a prank.",Dwight,TRUE
9035,2,21,60,Probably is.,Jim,TRUE
9036,2,21,60,"Damn it, people! Someone must have seen something! [Jim's cell phone beeping] Oh, you people are useless. Jesus.",Dwight,TRUE
9037,2,21,60,"[telephone ringing] Dunder Mifflin. This is Pam. Hold, please. Dwight, it's the Sheriff. He said that it's really important. It's regarding your desk. I'll transfer.",Pam,TRUE
9038,2,21,60,"Oh, no, no, don't! I can't... [groans] [telephone ringing]",Dwight,TRUE
9039,2,21,60,"Just cut through it, man, it's no big deal.",Jim,TRUE
9040,2,21,60,This is why I'm a Volunteer Sheriff's Deputy and you're not.,Dwight,TRUE
9041,2,21,60,"That is not why. Wow, man, he really wants to get in touch with you. Maybe it's a murder.",Jim,TRUE
9042,2,21,60,"No, there's no blood.",Dwight,TRUE
9043,2,21,60,Maybe poison?,Jim,TRUE
9044,2,21,60,Possibly.,Dwight,TRUE
9045,2,21,60,My God!,Jim,TRUE
9046,2,21,60,"[exclaiming in fear] No, Jim, no! [Jim knocks Dwight's phone off its cradle] [yelling toward the phone] Sheriff, this is Volunteer Sheriff's Deputy Dwight Schrute. Press the pound key! What's your 20?",Dwight,TRUE
9047,2,21,61,Nothing much is happening today. We are having our photo IDs taken. Whoop-de-doo. Can't always be like The Apprentice.,Michael,TRUE
9048,2,21,61,I know.,Ryan,TRUE
9049,2,21,61,"On Big Brother, something important happens every day. But real life is not like that.",Michael,TRUE
9050,2,21,62,"[Dwight slurping] Okay, here we go. One, two...",Photographer,TRUE
9051,2,21,62,"He sometimes wears glasses, write that down. Also, that may not be his real hair.",Dwight,TRUE
9052,2,21,63,"I hate it when people don't tell each other why they're angry. My dad was like that. I would say, 'What's wrong, Dad? What's wrong, Dad? What's wrong, Dad? What's wrong, Dad? What's wrong, Dad? What's wrong, Dad?' Over and over and over. And he would just look at me like I was an idiot.",Michael,TRUE
9053,2,21,64,I'm the one who petitioned the office board to have these ID badges taken.,Dwight,TRUE
9054,2,21,64,So there were no death threats?,Photographer,TRUE
9055,2,21,64,Let me see your ID.,Dwight,TRUE
9056,2,21,65,"There is this old story about two women who each think they are the mother of this baby. And they can't decide, so they bring the baby to a wise man. Just like a manager in those days. And the wise man says, 'I will adopt this baby and raise it as a Hindu.' See? They didn't expect that. And that fixed it. Because I think he was the dad anyway.",Michael,TRUE
9057,2,21,66,"There are dozens of old complaints in here. Cold cases, like the show. [imitating gonging] And Toby is a lazy detective who has decided that these armed robberies and rapes and murder/suicides are not important enough to solve. Well, you know what? I have a problem with that. And I'm going to open up these cases before Toby can kill or rape another person.",Michael,TRUE
9058,2,21,67,All right.,Photographer,TRUE
9059,2,21,67,"That's not bad. Hey, do you do weddings?",Pam,TRUE
9060,2,21,67,Would you seriously want your wedding photos to look like that?,Photographer,TRUE
9061,2,21,68,Not bad.,Jim,TRUE
9062,2,21,68,I gave her a higher clearance than you.,Dwight,TRUE
9063,2,21,68,What does Level Red mean?,Jim,TRUE
9064,2,21,68,"I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. [laughing maniacally]",Dwight,TRUE
9065,2,21,69,Wait. [puts eye drops in] [Photographer takes the shot and her eyes are  closed],Meredith,TRUE
9066,2,21,69,"No, wait. [put on a hat] Yeah.",Kevin,TRUE
9067,2,21,70,"You must have misdialed. This is Phyllis. No, I'm not sure what his extension is. [glares at Stanley as he glares right back]",Phyllis,TRUE
9068,2,21,71,Wow! I never thought Dwight would go postal. It's always the person you least expect and I always thought Dwight would go postal.,Michael,TRUE
9069,2,21,72,"Come on, Dwight, I think it's actually healthy to get it off your chest.",Phyllis,TRUE
9070,2,21,72,I'm done talking. I am a Schrute. We don't back down.,Dwight,TRUE
9071,2,21,72,"You're arrogant and pompous, and I don't like you.",Phyllis,TRUE
9072,2,21,73,"Cage Match'? I don't know if it was in the packet from corporate, because I barely read any of it. So if you're asking if I stole their idea, the answer is no.",Michael,TRUE
9073,2,21,74,"Excuse me, sir! Dwight Schrute, is that your real name?",Hank the Security Guard,TRUE
9074,2,21,74,"Yes, sir.",Dwight,TRUE
9075,2,21,74,Morning.,Kevin,TRUE
9076,2,21,74,"Good morning. Okay, go ahead.",Hank the Security Guard,TRUE
9077,2,21,74,"Thank you. [elevator door closes] No, come on... God!",Dwight,TRUE
9078,2,22,1,"Tonight the Scranton Business Park is having Casino Night and we are converting our warehouse into a full-blown gambling hall. And I know it's illegal in Pennsylvania, but it's for charity. And I consider myself a great philanderer. It's just... It's nice to know at the end of the day, I can look in the mirror and say, 'Michael, because of you, some little kid in the Congo has a belly full of rice this evening.' Makes you feel good.",Michael,FALSE
9079,2,22,2,Excuse me. How long is the wait for a table for two?,Jim,FALSE
9080,2,22,2,"I would never, ever serve you. Not in a million, billion years.",Dwight,FALSE
9081,2,22,2,It's a nice tux.,Pam,FALSE
9082,2,22,2,"I know. It belonged to my grandfather. He was buried in it, so family heirloom.",Dwight,FALSE
9083,2,22,3,"So, what's the deal? We gotta pay for our own drinks? That's lame.",Roy,FALSE
9084,2,22,3,"Come on, it'll be fun, and besides, I'm a roulette expert.",Pam,FALSE
9085,2,22,3,"Impossible. Roulette is not a game of skill, it is a game of chance.",Dwight,FALSE
9086,2,22,3,I can always kind of win at roulette.,Jim,FALSE
9087,2,22,3,"Oh, really? Mmm-hmm.",Dwight,FALSE
9088,2,22,3,Yeah.,Jim,FALSE
9089,2,22,3,How would you do that?,Dwight,FALSE
9090,2,22,3,Mind control.,Jim,FALSE
9091,2,22,3,[laughs] You can't be serious. Are you serious?,Dwight,FALSE
9092,2,22,3,"Ever since I was a little kid, like, eight or nine, I could sort of control things with my mind.",Jim,FALSE
9093,2,22,3,I don't believe you. Continue.,Dwight,FALSE
9094,2,22,3,"It was just little thing, you know, like I could make something shake or I could make a marble fall off the counter. You know, just little things.",Jim,FALSE
9095,2,22,3,"[scoffs] That's ridiculous. You know what? Uh... Why don't you move that coat rack? Excuse me, everyone! Attention in the office, please. Jim is about to prove his telekinetic powers and he needs absolute silence. Go ahead.",Dwight,FALSE
9096,2,22,3,"Okay, I'll try. [The coat rack wobbles] [Pam holds up an umbrella handle to the camera in another scene]",Jim,FALSE
9097,2,22,3,"Oh, my God.",Dwight,FALSE
9098,2,22,4,I try not to think of it as lagging behind. It's more of a David-and-Goliath thing.,Michael,FALSE
9099,2,22,4,"[on phone] Yeah, but... Well, the fact of the matter is that your branch is currently number four of the five branches that I oversee.",Jan,FALSE
9100,2,22,4,Top 80 percent!,Michael,FALSE
9101,2,22,4,Michael?,Jan,FALSE
9102,2,22,4,Yeah?,Michael,FALSE
9103,2,22,4,You know that I'm very serious here.,Jan,FALSE
9104,2,22,4,"Jan, listen, I promise that I will kick it up a notch. Bam!",Michael,FALSE
9105,2,22,4,What?,Jan,FALSE
9106,2,22,4,"Emeril. Oh, actually, while I have you, not that I have you or have ever had you, but we're having our Casino Night tonight and I think everyone would love to see their fearless leader here.",Michael,FALSE
9107,2,22,4,I thought that you were their fearless leader.,Jan,FALSE
9108,2,22,4,"I am, but you are the Eva Peron to my Cesar Chavez.",Michael,FALSE
9109,2,22,4,[laughs] I think you can handle it.,Jan,FALSE
9110,2,22,4,"Oh, come on. Come on.",Michael,FALSE
9111,2,22,4,"I think so, Michael...",Jan,FALSE
9112,2,22,4,"You know, it'd be fun. I can hear it in your voice. You need a break.",Michael,FALSE
9113,2,22,4,"Goodbye, Michael.",Jan,FALSE
9114,2,22,5,"Jan and I understand each other. The romance thing is sort of on hold for the time being, but we've remained good friends. Good friends with privileges. Not now, some day.",Michael,FALSE
9115,2,22,6,"Okay, everybody. Tonight's event is to benefit the Boy Scouts of America.",Michael,FALSE
9116,2,22,6,Again? We do that every year.,Oscar,FALSE
9117,2,22,6,"Well, they need our money. They don't have cookies like the Girl Scouts.",Michael,FALSE
9118,2,22,6,It'd be nice to do something for people who are actually suffering.,Oscar,FALSE
9119,2,22,6,"Well, Oscar, if you don't like it, then you should concentrate on winning. Because the person at the end of the evening with the highest chip count will receive $500 to donate to the charity of their choice. And they will get a mini-fridge compliments of Vance Refrigeration.",Michael,FALSE
9120,2,22,6,Yes!,Dwight,FALSE
9121,2,22,6,"So get your charities in to Pam. I, for example, am playing for Comic Relief.",Michael,FALSE
9122,2,22,6,That doesn't exist anymore.,Jim,FALSE
9123,2,22,6,"Comedy is very much alive, as are homeless people.",Michael,FALSE
9124,2,22,6,"No, they stopped making that show.",Pam,FALSE
9125,2,22,6,"Well, then, they need our money more than ever.",Michael,FALSE
9126,2,22,6,"You have to pick an approved, non-profit organization.",Angela,FALSE
9127,2,22,7,There's a great soup kitchen in downtown Scranton. Delicious pea soup on Thursdays. I'll probably give the money to them.,Creed,FALSE
9128,2,22,8,Something with animals. Or people.,Kevin,FALSE
9129,2,22,9,"Kobe Bryant has a foundation, and he is",Kelly,FALSE
9130,2,22,10,"We are giving money that has been gambled. Why don't we just deal drugs or prostitute ourselves,  and donate that money to charity?",Angela,FALSE
9131,2,22,11,"Oh, and another fun thing. We, at the end of the night, are going to give the check to an actual group of Boy Scouts. Right, Toby? We're gonna...",Michael,FALSE
9132,2,22,11,"Actually, I didn't think it was appropriate to invite children since it's... You know, there's gambling and alcohol, and it's in our dangerous warehouse and it's a school night... And, you know, Hooters is catering. You know, is that enough? Should I keep going?",Toby,FALSE
9133,2,22,11,"Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not... that way. I hate so much about the things that you choose to be. Okay, you know what? I will not donate my winnings to Comic Relief, since apparently it doesn't exist. I am going to donate to Afghanistanis with AIDS.",Michael,FALSE
9134,2,22,11,I think you mean the aid to Afghanistan.,Jim,FALSE
9135,2,22,11,"No, I mean Afghanistanis with AIDS.",Michael,FALSE
9136,2,22,11,Afghani.,Phyllis,FALSE
9137,2,22,11,What?,Michael,FALSE
9138,2,22,11,Afghani.,Phyllis,FALSE
9139,2,22,11,That's a dog.,Michael,FALSE
9140,2,22,11,"No, that's Afghan.",Pam,FALSE
9141,2,22,11,That's a shawl.,Michael,FALSE
9142,2,22,11,"Wait, canine AIDS?",Dwight,FALSE
9143,2,22,11,No. Humans with AIDS.,Michael,FALSE
9144,2,22,11,Who has AIDS?,Creed,FALSE
9145,2,22,11,"Guys, the Afghanistananies.",Jim,FALSE
9146,2,22,11,"Okay, you know what? No. No. AIDS is not funny. Believe me, I have tried.",Michael,FALSE
9147,2,22,12,"There are certain topics that are off-limits to comedians, JFK, AIDS, the Holocaust. The Lincoln Assassination just recently became funny. 'I need to see this play like I need a hole in the head.' [laughs] And I hope to someday live in a world where a person could tell a hilarious AIDS joke. It's one of my dreams.",Michael,FALSE
9148,2,22,13,What are you doing?,Jim,FALSE
9149,2,22,13,"Oh, nothing.",Pam,FALSE
9150,2,22,13,Till Death Do Us Rock.',Jim,FALSE
9151,2,22,13,They're wedding bands.,Pam,FALSE
9152,2,22,13,Oh.,Jim,FALSE
9153,2,22,13,"Roy was supposed to pick the band, but he's concentrating more on the bachelor party now.",Pam,FALSE
9154,2,22,13,"Wait, wait, where you going? I mean, even if you don't hire a band, you still have to watch the bands. Pam, these are people who have never given up on their dreams. I have great respect for that. And, yes, they're all probably very bad and that will make me feel better about not having dreams.",Jim,FALSE
9155,2,22,13,There's a KISS cover band in here.,Pam,FALSE
9156,2,22,13,Let's do it.,Jim,FALSE
9157,2,22,14,I'm pretty happy these days. I'm getting married soon and I'm getting along with everybody at work.,Pam,FALSE
9158,2,22,15,"Why did I talk to Jan about transferring? Well, you know... I have no future here.",Jim,FALSE
9159,2,22,16,I have already put down the deposit. Do you understand how a deposit works?,Michael,FALSE
9160,2,22,16,"Mike, I am not having fire-eaters in a paper warehouse.",Darryl,FALSE
9161,2,22,16,It's Casino Night like Las Vegas. There are fire-eaters all over the place.,Michael,FALSE
9162,2,22,16,Except my warehouse.,Darryl,FALSE
9163,2,22,16,"Well, actually, it's my warehouse.",Michael,FALSE
9164,2,22,16,"Actually, it's owned by Beakman Properties, and Dunder Mifflin is four years into a seven-year lease.",Dwight,FALSE
9165,2,22,16,Why are you here?,Michael,FALSE
9166,2,22,16,"When Darryl was coming, you said you wanted me here for protection.",Dwight,FALSE
9167,2,22,16,"Not. I said, not that.",Michael,FALSE
9168,2,22,16,We just have a lot of stuff down there that could be stolen.,Darryl,FALSE
9169,2,22,16,That's ironic.,Michael,FALSE
9170,2,22,16,What?,Darryl,FALSE
9171,2,22,16,That you are afraid.,Michael,FALSE
9172,2,22,16,Why? 'Cause I'm from the hood?,Darryl,FALSE
9173,2,22,16,Dinkin' flicka.,Michael,FALSE
9174,2,22,16,[sighs] Dinkin' flicka.,Darryl,FALSE
9175,2,22,17,"I taught Mike some, uh, phrases to help with his interracial conversations. You know, stuff like, 'Fleece it out.' 'Going mach five.' 'Dinkin' flicka.' You know, things us Negroes say.",Darryl,FALSE
9176,2,22,18,Give me some. [Michael and Darryl perform simultaneous hand gesture],Michael,FALSE
9177,2,22,19,"Oh, yeah, I taught him a handshake, too.",Darryl,FALSE
9178,2,22,20,[Jim ejects a videotape from the VCR and puts in a new one] Wow. I don't know how you're gonna decide. They are all extremely good.,Jim,FALSE
9179,2,22,20,I think I should hire them all. Do like Lollapalooza.,Pam,FALSE
9180,2,22,20,Yes.,Jim,FALSE
9181,2,22,20,"Have three stages, yeah.",Pam,FALSE
9182,2,22,20,"Your mom would love that. She would. Oh, this band is called Scrantonicity.",Jim,FALSE
9183,2,22,20,Oh.,Pam,FALSE
9184,2,22,20,Let's take a look. Nice.,Jim,FALSE
9185,2,22,20,"Oh, wait. That's Kevin. On the drums.",Pam,FALSE
9186,2,22,20,What?,Jim,FALSE
9187,2,22,20,On the drums! On the drums!,Pam,FALSE
9188,2,22,20,"Oh, my God, that's Kevin! Great song, Kev. Oh,  my God, he's the drummer and the singer.",Jim,FALSE
9189,2,22,21,We really don't do a lot of weddings. We actually don't play in public very often. We are all really hoping that Pam's wedding works out. This could be a turning point for the band.,Kevin,FALSE
9190,2,22,22,Wow. Oh!,Jim,FALSE
9191,2,22,22,"Oh, my...",Pam,FALSE
9192,2,22,22,"Yeah, you haven't seen that since 1983. That is amazing. Okay, we have to sign him. I'm gonna call the label, we're gonna...",Jim,FALSE
9193,2,22,22,No! No!,Pam,FALSE
9194,2,22,22,"No, Pam, you're gonna lose him to another wedding.",Jim,FALSE
9195,2,22,22,"No, come back! No, no, no!",Pam,FALSE
9196,2,22,22,Kev!,Jim,FALSE
9197,2,22,23,Jim is great. Being with him just takes away all the stress of planning my wedding.,Pam,FALSE
9198,2,22,24,[phone rings] Yes,Michael,FALSE
9199,2,22,24,"[phone rings] Michael, Carol Stills for you.",Pam,FALSE
9200,2,22,24,Who?,Michael,FALSE
9201,2,22,24,Carol Stills.,Pam,FALSE
9202,2,22,24,Do I know a Carol Stills?,Michael,FALSE
9203,2,22,24,Your realtor.,Pam,FALSE
9204,2,22,24,"Oh, yeah, put her through. Hey Carol, how goes the real estate biz? Is it",Michael,FALSE
9205,2,22,24,It's still me.,Pam,FALSE
9206,2,22,25,Sometimes I don't put Michael through until he's already said something. I look at it as a practice run for him. He usually does better on the second attempt.,Pam,FALSE
9207,2,22,26,"Carol, you're on with Michael.",Pam,FALSE
9208,2,22,26,"[on phone] Hello, Michael?",Carol,FALSE
9209,2,22,26,"Hi, Carol. How you doing?",Michael,FALSE
9210,2,22,26,I'm great. I just needed one last signature for your mortgage insurance.,Carol,FALSE
9211,2,22,26,"Oh, hey, no problemo. Incidentally, I love the place.",Michael,FALSE
9212,2,22,26,"Oh, great.",Carol,FALSE
9213,2,22,26,"Great. It has a little bit of a weird smell. It's okay. At Christmas, the tree helped.",Michael,FALSE
9214,2,22,26,"Oh, good, I'm glad. Can I drop it over later?",Carol,FALSE
9215,2,22,26,"Actually, I'm sort of hosting this charity thing in our warehouse, Casino Night.",Michael,FALSE
9216,2,22,26,"Oh, great.",Carol,FALSE
9217,2,22,26,"Yeah, it'll be good. You know what? Why don't you come by? Bring the papers, I'll sign them and then you can stay and have a drink.",Michael,FALSE
9218,2,22,26,To the casino thing?,Carol,FALSE
9219,2,22,26,Yeah. It'll be fun. What do you...[phone rings] What do you...,Michael,FALSE
9220,2,22,26,What?,Carol,FALSE
9221,2,22,26,"Oh, I'm sorry. Could you hold on? Yes?",Michael,FALSE
9222,2,22,26,"Michael, Jan's on line two.",Pam,FALSE
9223,2,22,26,"Okay, put her through. [Deep voice] Jan Levinson, I presume?",Michael,FALSE
9224,2,22,26,"It's still me. Uh, Jan, here's Michael.",Pam,FALSE
9225,2,22,26,Michael?,Jan,FALSE
9226,2,22,26,"Hey, Jan. How you doing?",Michael,FALSE
9227,2,22,26,"You know, I... I thought about it and you are right.",Jan,FALSE
9228,2,22,26,I am?,Michael,FALSE
9229,2,22,26,"I could use a little fun. So, I am going to drive up for your Casino Night.",Jan,FALSE
9230,2,22,26,"Oh, okay.",Michael,FALSE
9231,2,22,26,"Incidentally, what is the charity?",Jan,FALSE
9232,2,22,26,AIDS.,Michael,FALSE
9233,2,22,26,"Okay, then. I will see you tonight.",Jan,FALSE
9234,2,22,26,"Okay, sounds great.",Michael,FALSE
9235,2,22,26,Bye-bye.,Jan,FALSE
9236,2,22,26,"Bye Hello, Carol? Hi, sorry about that. I just...",Michael,FALSE
9237,2,22,26,No problemo.,Carol,FALSE
9238,2,22,26,Right.,Michael,FALSE
9239,2,22,26,To answer your question...,Carol,FALSE
9240,2,22,26,Yeah?,Michael,FALSE
9241,2,22,26,Yes.,Carol,FALSE
9242,2,22,26,What?,Michael,FALSE
9243,2,22,26,I'd love to go.,Carol,FALSE
9244,2,22,26,Okay.,Michael,FALSE
9245,2,22,26,"I have to get a sitter, but that shouldn't be a problem.",Carol,FALSE
9246,2,22,26,Problem. Good.,Michael,FALSE
9247,2,22,26,"And I'll bring the papers, too.",Carol,FALSE
9248,2,22,26,"Good, All right. Sounds great.",Michael,FALSE
9249,2,22,26,I'll see you tonight.,Carol,FALSE
9250,2,22,26,Bye.,Michael,FALSE
9251,2,22,26,Bye.,Carol,FALSE
9252,2,22,26,Two queens on Casino Night. I am going to drop a deuce on everybody.,Michael,FALSE
9253,2,22,27,"[People playing casino games as the actual Casino Night begins] Oh, my God!",Pam,FALSE
9254,2,22,27,Yeah! That's great.,Roy,FALSE
9255,2,22,27,"Hey, hey.",Michael,FALSE
9256,2,22,27,Hi.,Carol,FALSE
9257,2,22,27,"Hey, Carol.",Michael,FALSE
9258,2,22,27,Hi.,Carol,FALSE
9259,2,22,27,You look great.,Michael,FALSE
9260,2,22,27,Thanks. Thank you for inviting me. It looks so great in here.,Carol,FALSE
9261,2,22,27,"Oh, well... Kiss. [Michael kisses her on the cheek, pauses and then kisses her on the other cheek] That's how we do it in the paper biz. It's European and... Yes? Ah, Dwight [Kisses cheeks]",Michael,FALSE
9262,2,22,27,Code name Re/Max is here. No sign of Lan Jevinson.,Dwight,FALSE
9263,2,22,28,"I'm Michael's wingman. I've got his back. Two dates. He's got two dates tonight. My job is to keep Jan away from Carol and vice versa. Michael said, 'We must deceive them, so as not to hurt them, and in that way, we honor them.'",Dwight,FALSE
9264,2,22,29,Can I get you a drink? The food is from Hooters.,Michael,FALSE
9265,2,22,29,Drink would be good.,Carol,FALSE
9266,2,22,29,Okay.,Michael,FALSE
9267,2,22,30,"Oh, I steal things all the time. It's just something I do. I stopped caring a long time ago. You should see how many supplies I've taken from this place. Honestly, I love stealing things.",Creed,FALSE
9268,2,22,31,I'm gonna get a drink. Do you need anything?,Billy's Girlfriend,FALSE
9269,2,22,31,"No, I'm fine. Thank's sweetheart.",Billy,FALSE
9270,2,22,31,Okay.,Billy's Girlfriend,FALSE
9271,2,22,31,"Billy, your nurse is hot.",Michael,FALSE
9272,2,22,31,That's my girlfriend.,Billy,FALSE
9273,2,22,31,Your nurse became your girlfriend? Sweet.,Michael,FALSE
9274,2,22,31,She was never my nurse. I met her at Chili's. She was my waitress.,Billy,FALSE
9275,2,22,31,Chili's is great.,Michael,FALSE
9276,2,22,32,"Welkommen, Bienvenue, and welcome to Monte Carlo! Dwight. I am no longer your boss. Lady Fortune is your boss.",Michael,FALSE
9277,2,22,32,[Under his breath] Will Lady Fortune give me a raise?,Stanley,FALSE
9278,2,22,32,"Shut it, shut it, shut it. Will Lady Fortune be your mistress? Only time will tell, my friends. Leave all your preconceived notions about casinos at the door. Old friends, new lovers, and the disabled!  Welcome all! Great, okay. Shuffle up and deal. Let's get it started! Black-Eyed Crows.",Michael,FALSE
9279,2,22,32,"Okay, the game is No-Limit Texas Hold'em. Good luck, everybody. That's at least four red chips to you, sir.",Dealer,FALSE
9280,2,22,32,All-in. [Other players fold their hands],Michael,FALSE
9281,2,22,33,"Bluffing is a key part of poker, which is too bad, because I'm not very good at bluffing. Did you believe me?",Michael,FALSE
9282,2,22,34,I'll call.,Toby,FALSE
9283,2,22,34,What are... That's insane.,Michael,FALSE
9284,2,22,34,I have good cards.,Toby,FALSE
9285,2,22,34,"Well, Toby, I went all-in on the first hand, so doesn't that tell you that I might have good cards, too? So don't be stupid. Just take it back.",Michael,FALSE
9286,2,22,34,"No, I'm sorry. He can't, sir. He's gone all-in.",Dealer,FALSE
9287,2,22,34,"Okay, all right, whatever.",Michael,FALSE
9288,2,22,34,Flip them.,Dealer,FALSE
9289,2,22,34,You really screwed that up. [Michael leaves],Michael,FALSE
9290,2,22,34,Wow.,Meredith,FALSE
9291,2,22,35,"I don't really play cards, but I'm not gonna lie to you. It felt really good to take money from Michael. Gonna chase that feeling.",Toby,FALSE
9292,2,22,36,"I expect to do very well tonight. I have an acute ability to read people. Jim, for instance, has a huge tell. When he gets a good hand, he coughs.",Dwight,FALSE
9293,2,22,37,[coughs] I will raise. [Dwight sighs and folds his cards] Thanks.,Jim,FALSE
9294,2,22,38,"It's the weirdest thing. Every time I cough, he folds.",Jim,FALSE
9295,2,22,39,"Wow, bad luck.",Carol,FALSE
9296,2,22,39,"Yeah, whatever. Hey, you know what? If luck weren't involved, I would always be winning. [Sees Jan] Oh, my God. Oh, my God.",Michael,FALSE
9297,2,22,39,Michael?,Jan,FALSE
9298,2,22,39,Jan.,Michael,FALSE
9299,2,22,39,Hi.,Jan,FALSE
9300,2,22,39,"Look, okay, I think we're all adults here, and it has always been my understanding that we have an open relationship.",Michael,FALSE
9301,2,22,39,"What are you... Just... Wait, what're you talking about?",Jan,FALSE
9302,2,22,39,What does that mean?,Carol,FALSE
9303,2,22,39,"After you said you weren't coming, I invited Carol to come and I don't think that I did anything wrong.",Michael,FALSE
9304,2,22,39,"No. No, you didn't. Hi, I'm Jan. I'm Michael's boss.",Jan,FALSE
9305,2,22,39,"Hi, hi.",Carol,FALSE
9306,2,22,39,Does anyone want a drink?,Jan,FALSE
9307,2,22,39,"No, I'm good.",Carol,FALSE
9308,2,22,39,Okay. [Carol stares at Michael],Jan,FALSE
9309,2,22,39,Um...,Michael,FALSE
9310,2,22,39,"Hey, hey.",Dwight,FALSE
9311,2,22,39,Hey. What...,Michael,FALSE
9312,2,22,39,Jan's here.,Dwight,FALSE
9313,2,22,40,Give me the dice.,Dwight,FALSE
9314,2,22,40,"Come on, Dwight.",Kevin,FALSE
9315,2,22,40,Let's go.,Dwight,FALSE
9316,2,22,40,"It's all on you, baby. Let's go.",Billy,FALSE
9317,2,22,40,"Good evening, Dwight. What is this?",Angela,FALSE
9318,2,22,40,"Evening, Angela. This is craps. I need to roll an eight. If I do, everyone wins.",Dwight,FALSE
9319,2,22,40,Yes.,Kevin,FALSE
9320,2,22,40,Then roll an eight.,Angela,FALSE
9321,2,22,40,"Thank you, Angela.",Dwight,FALSE
9322,2,22,40,"Good luck, Dwight.",Angela,FALSE
9323,2,22,40,"Yeah! Yeah! [Kisses Angela, she slaps him and walks away smiling]",Dwight,FALSE
9324,2,22,40,"Dwight, let's keep it going. Let's keep it going. Let's go.",Kevin,FALSE
9325,2,22,40,Let it ride. Let it all ride.,Oscar,FALSE
9326,2,22,40,Give me the dice!,Dwight,FALSE
9327,2,22,41,"Yeah, right.",Jim,FALSE
9328,2,22,41,"Yeah, right,' what?",Pam,FALSE
9329,2,22,41,What was this? [Makes face],Jim,FALSE
9330,2,22,41,[Laughs] I have good cards.,Pam,FALSE
9331,2,22,41,Really?,Jim,FALSE
9332,2,22,41,"Mhmm, And I'm gonna take you all-in.",Pam,FALSE
9333,2,22,41,Wow. I think you're bluffing.,Jim,FALSE
9334,2,22,41,"Yeah, I think she's full of it.",Kevin,FALSE
9335,2,22,41,Straight.,Pam,FALSE
9336,2,22,41,Oh. Three nines.,Jim,FALSE
9337,2,22,41,"Pam. Jim Halpert, ladies and gentlemen.",Kevin,FALSE
9338,2,22,41,Thank you very much. It was fun.,Jim,FALSE
9339,2,22,42,"Cosmopolitan, please.",Jan,FALSE
9340,2,22,42,"Can I get a red wine? So, two hours? That's a long drive.",Carol,FALSE
9341,2,22,42,"Well, it's part of the job, you know? Keep an eye on things. So... Why not? So, how long have you and Michael been...",Jan,FALSE
9342,2,22,42,"Oh, well, actually, I guess this would be our first date. I guess.",Carol,FALSE
9343,2,22,42,Casino Night in the warehouse. Good sport.,Jan,FALSE
9344,2,22,42,"Well, I'm having a nice time.",Carol,FALSE
9345,2,22,42,"Oh, me too. Me too.",Jan,FALSE
9346,2,22,43,"One beer and one Seven and Seven with eight maraschino cherries, sugar on the rim, blended if you can.",Ryan,FALSE
9347,2,22,43,"So, that's still going on, huh? You and Kelly?",Jim,FALSE
9348,2,22,44,All right!,Michael,FALSE
9349,2,22,44,"The point is four. Shooter, roll it. Four!",Dealer,FALSE
9350,2,22,44,"Come on, shooter!",Dwight,FALSE
9351,2,22,44,"Four! [Holds dice in front of Carol] Blow. Blow for luck! Yeah! Also, you. Not playing favorites. [Holds dice in front of Jan] All right, here we go!",Michael,FALSE
9352,2,22,44,All right.,Carol,FALSE
9353,2,22,44,Yeah!,Michael,FALSE
9354,2,22,44,Five.,Dealer,FALSE
9355,2,22,44,So close. So close.,Michael,FALSE
9356,2,22,44,Come on. [Turns to Jan] So where you staying? Radisson?,Dwight,FALSE
9357,2,22,44,What?,Jan,FALSE
9358,2,22,44,Super 8?,Dwight,FALSE
9359,2,22,44,"No, I...",Jan,FALSE
9360,2,22,44,Motel 6? Best Western?,Dwight,FALSE
9361,2,22,44,I didn't... I don't know...,Jan,FALSE
9362,2,22,44,Holiday Inn? The Hyatt in Wilkes-Barre? You staying with Michael?,Dwight,FALSE
9363,2,22,45,"I won the 2002 $2,500 No-Limit Deuce-to-Seven-Draw Tournament at the World Series of Poker in Vegas. So, yeah... I'm pretty good at poker.",Kevin,FALSE
9364,2,22,46,All-in.,Kevin,FALSE
9365,2,22,46,"Okay, let's do it.",Phyllis,FALSE
9366,2,22,46,"Good Luck, honey.",Bob Vance,FALSE
9367,2,22,46,"Oh, thank you, Bobby. But it doesn't matter, it's just fun to play.",Phyllis,FALSE
9368,2,22,46,Three queens.,Kevin,FALSE
9369,2,22,46,"Nice, very nice.",Dwight,FALSE
9370,2,22,46,I have an ace.,Phyllis,FALSE
9371,2,22,46,"No, that's a flush.",Oscar,FALSE
9372,2,22,46,"Oh, man!",Dwight,FALSE
9373,2,22,46,"Oh, I have a flush!",Phyllis,FALSE
9374,2,22,46,Yes!,Bob,FALSE
9375,2,22,46,"Look, I won! Look I have all the clovers! You wanna play again?",Phyllis,FALSE
9376,2,22,47,I suck.,Kevin,FALSE
9377,2,22,48,"She took you down, huh?",Roy,FALSE
9378,2,22,48,I do not want to talk about it.,Kevin,FALSE
9379,2,22,48,"Hey, I saw your tape. Your band, Scrantonicity? You guys rock.",Roy,FALSE
9380,2,22,48,Yeah?,Kevin,FALSE
9381,2,22,48,"Yeah, you guys wanna play our wedding?",Roy,FALSE
9382,2,22,48,Awesome. Did Pam say it was okay?,Kevin,FALSE
9383,2,22,48,Whatever. I'm in charge of the music.,Roy,FALSE
9384,2,22,48,"Dude, you will not be sorry.",Kevin,FALSE
9385,2,22,48,Sweet. All right.,Roy,FALSE
9386,2,22,48,All right.,Kevin,FALSE
9387,2,22,49,Smoke?,Jan,FALSE
9388,2,22,49,"No, thanks. You having fun?",Jim,FALSE
9389,2,22,49,Fabulous time. I drove two and a half hours to get here.,Jan,FALSE
9390,2,22,49,"Yeah, we all really...",Jim,FALSE
9391,2,22,49,"Left work early, drove down here. And I am completely underdressed",Jan,FALSE
9392,2,22,49,"Well, I think you look great.",Jim,FALSE
9393,2,22,49,Why did I hook up with Michael?,Jan,FALSE
9394,2,22,49,"Yeah, why did you?",Jim,FALSE
9395,2,22,49,"It was very late, Jim. Very... Very late and... Have you given any more thought to the transfer?",Jan,FALSE
9396,2,22,49,"Oh, yeah.",Jim,FALSE
9397,2,22,49,Good. Have you told anyone?,Jan,FALSE
9398,2,22,49,No.,Jim,FALSE
9399,2,22,49,"Well, you should.",Jan,FALSE
9400,2,22,50,"Excuse me. Big moment. The evening's chip leader and winner of this beautiful mini-refrigerator courtesy of Vance Refrigeration, Creed Bratton, Dunder Mifflin!",Bob,FALSE
9401,2,22,50,Thanks. I never owned a refrigerator.,Creed,FALSE
9402,2,22,51,"Sorry, babe. I am just beat.",Roy,FALSE
9403,2,22,51,It's okay. I'll see you at home.,Pam,FALSE
9404,2,22,51,"Okay. Hey, don't try to lose too much money, all right?",Roy,FALSE
9405,2,22,51,Okay.,Pam,FALSE
9406,2,22,51,"If you still want a honeymoon. Hey, Halpert. Keep an eye on her, all right?",Roy,FALSE
9407,2,22,51,"Okay, will do.",Jim,FALSE
9408,2,22,51,See you.,Roy,FALSE
9409,2,22,51,Bye! Hey.,Pam,FALSE
9410,2,22,51,"Hey, how's it going?",Jim,FALSE
9411,2,22,51,"Good, especially after I took all your money in poker.",Pam,FALSE
9412,2,22,51,"Yeah. Hey, can I talk to you about something?",Jim,FALSE
9413,2,22,51,About when you want to give me more of your money?,Pam,FALSE
9414,2,22,51,"No, I...",Jim,FALSE
9415,2,22,51,Did you wanna do that now? We can go inside. I'm feeling kind of good tonight.,Pam,FALSE
9416,2,22,51,I was just... I'm in love with you.,Jim,FALSE
9417,2,22,51,What?,Pam,FALSE
9418,2,22,51,"I'm really sorry if that's weird for you to hear, but I needed you to hear it. Probably not good timing, I know that. I just...",Jim,FALSE
9419,2,22,51,What are you doing? What do you expect me to say to that?,Pam,FALSE
9420,2,22,51,I just needed you to know. Once.,Jim,FALSE
9421,2,22,51,"Well, I um... I... I can't.",Pam,FALSE
9422,2,22,51,Yeah.,Jim,FALSE
9423,2,22,51,You have no idea...,Pam,FALSE
9424,2,22,51,Don't do that.,Jim,FALSE
9425,2,22,51,...what your friendship means to me.,Pam,FALSE
9426,2,22,51,Come on. I don't wanna do that. I wanna be,Jim,FALSE
9427,2,22,51,I can't. I'm really sorry if you misinterpreted things. It's probably my fault.,Pam,FALSE
9428,2,22,51,Not your fault. I'm sorry I misinterpreted our friendship.,Jim,FALSE
9429,2,22,52,Hey. I'm leaving.,Jan,FALSE
9430,2,22,52,"Hey, okay.",Michael,FALSE
9431,2,22,52,"So, I just wanted to congratulate you on a fantastic evening. You did the company proud.",Jan,FALSE
9432,2,22,52,Thank you.,Michael,FALSE
9433,2,22,52,"And thanks for inviting me. You were right, I needed it. So, thanks.",Jan,FALSE
9434,2,22,52,Okay. Thanks for coming.,Michael,FALSE
9435,2,22,52,Nice to meet you.,Jan,FALSE
9436,2,22,52,"You, too.",Carol,FALSE
9437,2,22,52,And you guys have a good time together.,Jan,FALSE
9438,2,22,52,Okay. Talk to you Monday.,Michael,FALSE
9439,2,22,52,Yeah.,Jan,FALSE
9440,2,22,52,Goodbye.,Carol,FALSE
9441,2,22,52,Good night. She's a good boss.,Michael,FALSE
9442,2,22,52,She seems really nice.,Carol,FALSE
9443,2,22,52,"Oh, she's great.",Michael,FALSE
9444,2,22,53,"Love triangle. Drama. All worked out in the end, though. The hero got the girl. Who saw that coming? I did. And Jan was really happy for me. So actually the hero got two girls. He got the girl that he works with and he got the girl that he buys real estate from. So, I've got my New York girl and my local flavor. Life is good.",Michael,FALSE
9445,2,22,54,"[On phone] About 10 minutes ago. No, I didn't know what to say.  Yes, I know.  Um, I don't know, mom, he's my best friend.  Yeah, he's great.  Yeah, I think I am. [Jim enters] I have to go. I will. Listen, Jim... [They kiss]",Pam,FALSE
9446,2,22,55,"Everybody, in the conference room now, please. Thank you. Time is money.",Michael,TRUE
9447,2,22,55,Do you need anything?,Dwight,TRUE
9448,2,22,55,No.,Michael,TRUE
9449,2,22,55,Should I get water or donuts?,Dwight,TRUE
9450,2,22,55,No.,Michael,TRUE
9451,2,22,55,"Come on, let's go. Take a seat.",Dwight,TRUE
9452,2,22,55,"What's going on, Michael?",Oscar,TRUE
9453,2,22,55,I want somebody to give me the name of one of our biggest competitors.,Michael,TRUE
9454,2,22,55,Office Depot!,Dwight,TRUE
9455,2,22,55,"Good. Yes, that will work. All right. Now I need a plural noun. [All groaning]",Michael,TRUE
9456,2,22,56,"Apparently Michael has come up with a Dunder Mifflin Mad Lib, and he's making us play it with him. We are so happy. No. I'd like to choose a different adjective.",Pam,FALSE
9457,2,22,57,How about a location?,Michael,FALSE
9458,2,22,57,The planet Caprica.,Dwight,FALSE
9459,2,22,57,Where the hell is that?,Michael,FALSE
9460,2,22,57,It's from Battlestar Galactica.,Dwight,FALSE
9461,2,22,57,"Okay, all right.",Michael,FALSE
9462,2,22,57,I am going back to my desk...,Stanley,FALSE
9463,2,22,57,"No, no, no. No, no, not until you give me an adjective.",Michael,FALSE
9464,2,22,57,Annoying.,Stanley,FALSE
9465,2,22,57,We already have that. So...,Michael,FALSE
9466,2,22,57,Frustrating.,Toby,FALSE
9467,2,22,57,"No, Toby, damn it, come on! We already have that. I need something fun. Something like fat or smelly. Or pukey. Pukey. Pukey's good. Okay. Pukey. Now I need a noun.",Michael,FALSE
9468,2,22,57,Ass.,Phyllis,FALSE
9469,2,22,57,"Good. Thank you, Phyllis. That wasn't so hard. All right, here we go. 'Office Depot is an annoying store. One day Creed went there to buy paper. And he ran into irritating Cylons.'",Michael,FALSE
9470,2,22,57,"Yeah, get them, Creed!",Dwight,FALSE
9471,2,22,57,"One of them was named Michael Scott, and he was an...' Oh, damn it. Okay. Okay, okay, we're... Okay, we're starting over.",Michael,FALSE
9472,2,22,58,My charity is the Farm Defense Fund. It's one of the best organizations that fights infestation of the beet armyworm.,Dwight,TRUE
9473,2,22,59,"My charity is the Lackawanna County Volunteer Sheriff's Department, because Dwight's a Volunteer Sheriff. So I thought this was a perfect opportunity to support/mock him.",Jim,TRUE
9474,2,22,60,"I don't believe that Jim moved that coat rack. But if he did, he has an obligation to use his gift wisely. With great power comes great responsibility. They could do a cross-section of his brain to find out more. But I don't think it's true, though.",Dwight,TRUE
9475,2,22,61,"Look, if anything goes missing, we will reimburse.",Michael,TRUE
9476,2,22,61,Yeah. Can Dunder Mifflin afford that?,Darryl,TRUE
9477,2,22,61,"Dang! Paper making paper, I.e. money.",Michael,TRUE
9478,2,22,61,What?,Darryl,TRUE
9479,2,22,61,Paper money. [clears throat] Yeah. The company's doing fine.,Michael,TRUE
9480,2,22,61,"Mike, we're not shipping as much as we did last year.",Darryl,TRUE
9481,2,22,61,Hey. Okay. You know what? Don't even think. I command you to just go down and have fun tonight. All right? Don't think about it.,Michael,TRUE
9482,2,22,62,"Our numbers are down, yes, but we have a heck of a crew here in Scranton. Hardworking, motivated, dynamic. Every single last one of them. They follow my lead. I sort of set the tone. And it doesn't hurt that my ex works for corporate. Jan loves this branch, and I think that's really more than half the battle.",Michael,FALSE
9483,2,22,63,"It is extremely stressful, planning a wedding by yourself. It's like a job. I mean, it's fun, but it kind of becomes like work. I've already planned it all out in my head. But it's just in my head.",Pam,TRUE
9484,2,22,64,"Hey. Meredith, right?",Meredith's Vet,TRUE
9485,2,22,64,"Oh, God. Oh, no. I have this problem all the time. I never remember people I've had sex with.",Meredith,TRUE
9486,2,22,64,I'm your vet.,Meredith's Vet,TRUE
9487,2,22,64,"Oh, right.",Meredith,TRUE
9488,2,22,64,And we had sex in the parking lot.,Meredith's Vet,TRUE
9489,3,1,1,"Yeah, I'm not a temp anymore.  I got Jim's uh, old job.  Which means at my 10 year high school reunion it will",Ryan,FALSE
9490,3,1,2,[after 'the kiss'] You have no idea how long I've wanted to do that.,Jim,FALSE
9491,3,1,2,Me too.  ...I think we're just drunk.,Pam,FALSE
9492,3,1,2,No I'm not drunk.  Are you drunk?,Jim,FALSE
9493,3,1,2,No... [Jim leans in for another kiss] Jim---,Pam,FALSE
9494,3,1,2,Are you really gonna marry him?  [Pam nods] ...Ok.,Jim,FALSE
9495,3,1,3,"[sobbing] Jim is gone.  He's gone.  I miss him so much.  Ooooh I cry myself to sleep, Jim!  [serious]",Dwight,FALSE
9496,3,1,4,No!  That is the fun of this place.  I call everybody 'faggie'. Why would anybody find that offensive?,Michael,FALSE
9497,3,1,4,OK I think Oscar would just like if you used 'lame' or something like that.,Toby,FALSE
9498,3,1,4,That's what faggie means!,Michael,FALSE
9499,3,1,4,No not really...,Toby,FALSE
9500,3,1,5,Apparently you called Oscar 'faggie' for liking the movie Shakespeare in Love more than an action movie.,Toby,FALSE
9501,3,1,5,"It wasn't just an action movie, it was Die Hard!",Michael,FALSE
9502,3,1,5,"All right Michael, but Oscar's really gay.",Toby,FALSE
9503,3,1,5,Exactly!,Michael,FALSE
9504,3,1,5,I mean for real.,Toby,FALSE
9505,3,1,5,"Yeah, I know.",Michael,FALSE
9506,3,1,5,"No, I mean he's attracted to other men.",Toby,FALSE
9507,3,1,5,"OK, a little too far, crossed the line.",Michael,FALSE
9508,3,1,5,"OK, I am telling you, Oscar is an actual homosexual.  Yeah, he told me this morning.  And, obviously he hopes he can count on your discretion.",Toby,FALSE
9509,3,1,6,I would have never called him that if I knew.  You don't... You don't call retarded people 'retards'.  It's bad taste.  You call your friends 'retards' when they're acting retarded.  And I consider Oscar a friend.,Michael,FALSE
9510,3,1,7,"Listen man, I am so sorry.  I had no idea.",Michael,FALSE
9511,3,1,7,"No, it's fine.",Oscar,FALSE
9512,3,1,7,"No.  No it's not.  I feel terrible about it.  I have been calling people 'faggie' since I was in junior high, and I have never made this mistake.  If I don't know how to behave, it is because I am just so far the opposite way, you know?  I'm just... I, I can't even imagine... the... thing.  Maybe we could go out for a beer sometime.  And you could tell me... how... you do that to another dude.",Michael,FALSE
9513,3,1,7,"That sounds like a great, wonderful idea, let's do that.",Oscar,FALSE
9514,3,1,8,[in reference to Oscar being gay] It explains so much.,Angela,FALSE
9515,3,1,9,"No, I'm not gay.  And I don't understand why anyone would think, that I'm gay... if... [sighs] Uh... yeah I'm gay.",Oscar,FALSE
9516,3,1,10,"I can't say whether Dunder Mifflin paper is less flammable, sir, but I can assure that it is certainly not more flammable.",Jim,FALSE
9517,3,1,11,Why did I transfer to Stamford?  I think that's pretty obvious.  I got promoted!  And you can't beat that view... right?,Jim,FALSE
9518,3,1,12,"Hey, Big Tuna!  You're single right?",Andy,FALSE
9519,3,1,12,"Uh-huh, yeah.  I am.",Jim,FALSE
9520,3,1,12,She's pretty hot huh? [Jim nods]  She's completely crazy.  Steer clear Big Tuna.  Head for open waters.,Andy,FALSE
9521,3,1,12,OooOK.,Jim,FALSE
9522,3,1,12,OooOK.,Andy,FALSE
9523,3,1,13,"I ate a tuna sandwich, on my first day.  So, Andy started calling me Big Tuna.  ...I don't think any of them actually know my real name.",Jim,FALSE
9524,3,1,14,"Big Tuna is a super ambitious guy, you know?  Cut your throat to get ahead kind of guy, but I mean I'm not threatened by him.  I went to Cornell, you ever heard of it? [laughs]  I graduated in four years.  I never studied once.  I was drunk the whole time, and I sang in the acappella group, 'Here Comes Treble.'",Andy,FALSE
9525,3,1,15,"So, end of day we are going to have a little diversity policy refresher, because of some more problems at the Scranton branch.  And I have a list of business startups I got from the chamber.  Yes, I am going to need someone to cold call them.",Josh,FALSE
9526,3,1,15,"Oh, I can do that.",Jim,FALSE
9527,3,1,16,Jim's nice enough.  I dont... I don't know how well he's fitting in here. He's always looking at the camera like this.  [makes classic 'Jim'-camera face] What is that?,Karen,FALSE
9528,3,1,17,Can you tell who's gay and who's not?,Michael,FALSE
9529,3,1,17,Of course.,Dwight,FALSE
9530,3,1,17,What about Oscar?,Michael,FALSE
9531,3,1,17,Absolutely not.,Dwight,FALSE
9532,3,1,17,"Well, he",Michael,FALSE
9533,3,1,17,"Well, he's not dressed in women's clothes, so...",Dwight,FALSE
9534,3,1,17,[deep sigh] There could be others...  I need to know.  I don't want to offend anybody else.,Michael,FALSE
9535,3,1,17,"You could assume everyone is, and not say anything offensive.",Dwight,FALSE
9536,3,1,17,"Yeah, I'm sure everyone would appreciate me treating them like they were gay.",Michael,FALSE
9537,3,1,18,"Hey, what about Angela?   She's hard and severe.  She could be a gay woman.",Michael,FALSE
9538,3,1,18,I really don't think so.,Dwight,FALSE
9539,3,1,18,"I don't know, I can imagine her with another woman, can't you?",Michael,FALSE
9540,3,1,18,[creepy smile],Dwight,FALSE
9541,3,1,19,Do some research.  Find out if there's a way to tell by just looking at them.,Michael,FALSE
9542,3,1,19,Jim told me you could buy gay-dar online.,Dwight,FALSE
9543,3,1,19,That's ridiculous.,Michael,FALSE
9544,3,1,19,Yeah probably.  He didn't tell the truth a lot.,Dwight,FALSE
9545,3,1,19,[sighs] Let's call him and get the website.,Michael,FALSE
9546,3,1,19,Definitely.,Dwight,FALSE
9547,3,1,20,What's gay-dar?,Jim,FALSE
9548,3,1,21,"Well, they're sold out.",Michael,FALSE
9549,3,1,21,Damn.  [thinks]  I'll try Brookstone.,Dwight,FALSE
9550,3,1,22,I miss that.,Jim,FALSE
9551,3,1,23,Chicken or fish?,Roy,FALSE
9552,3,1,23,[loud sigh] Chicken.,Pam,FALSE
9553,3,1,23,So you havin' a good day?,Roy,FALSE
9554,3,1,23,"Excellent, thanks.",Pam,FALSE
9555,3,1,23,"Good, glad.  OK.",Roy,FALSE
9556,3,1,24,"Yeah, I didn't go through with the wedding.  I got cold feet, a few days before.  And I can't really explain it.  I just had to get out of that relationship.  We still had to pay for all the food.  So we froze it.  But I'm, I'm doing well.  I have my own apartment.  I'm taking art classes.  And I have lunch for the next five weeks.",Pam,FALSE
9557,3,1,25,"After Pam dumped me, I um, I kinda stopped taking care of myself there, and uh, I hit bottom when uh, drunk driving arrest.  I've been working out and um, you know, I'm not gonna take her for granted.  I gotta win her back.",Roy,FALSE
9558,3,1,26,"I got them a toaster.  They called off the wedding and gave the toaster back to me.  I tried to return the toaster to the store, and they said they no longer sold that kind of toaster.  So now my house has got two toasters.",Stanley,FALSE
9559,3,1,27,That is so cool that you're gay.  I totally underestimated you.,Kelly,FALSE
9560,3,1,28,"Yes I'm super cool.  I am an accountant at a failing paper supply company, Scranton.  Much like, um, sir Ian McClellan.",Oscar,FALSE
9561,3,1,29,"Sure, sometimes I watch Will and Grace... and I want to throw up.  It's terribly loud.  I do like it sometimes when Harry Connick Jr. is on.  He's so talented.",Angela,FALSE
9562,3,1,30,"OK.  Who put my calculator in Jello?  Good one.  But uh, seriously, guys who did this?  Seriously guys, who did this?  I need to know who put my calculator in Jello, or I'm gonna lose MY FRICKIN' MIND!",Andy,FALSE
9563,3,1,31,"You know, it's amazing to me that in this day and age, you could be so obtuse about sexual orientation.",Jan,FALSE
9564,3,1,31,"I watch the L Word.  I watch, Queer as F***, so...",Michael,FALSE
9565,3,1,31,That's not what it's called.,Jan,FALSE
9566,3,1,31,"OK, Michael, are you aware that you ousted Oscar today?",Toby,FALSE
9567,3,1,31,What?  What does that even...,Michael,FALSE
9568,3,1,31,"Coming out, is a significant moment for a gay person, and they should be allowed to select the timing and manner of announcing it.",Jan,FALSE
9569,3,1,31,"Well, gay pride, right? Gay pride parade?  It's not like gay... shame festival.",Michael,FALSE
9570,3,1,31,"All right, now Oscar's feeling discriminated against by his co-workers, primarily Angela, and um, that's your fault.",Toby,FALSE
9571,3,1,31,I think Angela might be gay.  Could Oscar and Angela be having a gay affair?  Maybe!  Is that what this is about?,Michael,FALSE
9572,3,1,31,NO!,Jan,FALSE
9573,3,1,31,I don't kn--,Michael,FALSE
9574,3,1,31,"No, it's not possible.",Jan,FALSE
9575,3,1,31,Anything's possible.,Michael,FALSE
9576,3,1,31,"You know, imagine... you were gay.",Jan,FALSE
9577,3,1,31,"[laughs] Well, I'm not gay Jan, and you should know that better than anybody!",Michael,FALSE
9578,3,1,31,"Michael, your immaturity is extremely disappointing and may even lead to a lawsuit which is the absolute last thing this company needs right now.  Do you understand?",Jan,FALSE
9579,3,1,32,"The company has made it my responsibility today to put an end to 100,000 years of being weirded out by gays.",Michael,FALSE
9580,3,1,33,Am I the first gay man you ever knew?,Oscar,FALSE
9581,3,1,33,"Trick question!  Cause you can't always tell, so... how would I know.  Is that the right answer?",Michael,FALSE
9582,3,1,34,"Michael, Dwight's looking at gay pornography on his computer.",Pam,FALSE
9583,3,1,34,"Uh, Michael knows Pam.  He asked me to do this just for him.  He has his own reasons.",Dwight,FALSE
9584,3,1,35,"[looking at gay porn] Nothing wrong with this stuff.  At all.  This is fine.  You know what.  Gay porn, straight porn, it's all goooooood!  I don't particularly get into this.  But uh, you know what.  I totally see the merit!  And actually... it is quite beautiful.",Michael,FALSE
9585,3,1,36,Ah damn pop-ups.,Dwight,FALSE
9586,3,1,36,What are you doing?!,Oscar,FALSE
9587,3,1,36,Watching some of your friends.,Angela,FALSE
9588,3,1,37,"[yelling] All right, everybody in the conference room!  I don't care if you are gay, or straight, or a lesbian, or overweight!  JUST GET IN HERE!  RIGHT NOW!",Michael,FALSE
9589,3,1,38,"Did you know that gay used to mean happy?  When I was growing up it meant lame.  And now it means a man, who makes love... to other men.",Michael,FALSE
9590,3,1,39,"We're all homos!  Homosapiens.  Gays aren't necessarily who you think they are, people.  I mean anybody could be gay.  Business-men.  Like antique dealers, or hairdressers, or... accountants.  Oscar, why don't you take this opportunity to officially come out, to everybody here.  However you want to do it.  Go ahead.  Stand up.  I'm doing this for you.",Michael,FALSE
9591,3,1,39,"Yes I'm gay.  And I didn't plan on sharing that part of my life with you today, so, whatever.  Can I sit down now?",Oscar,FALSE
9592,3,1,40,": I'm not offended by homosexuality.  In the sixties I made love to many many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain.  And it was possible a man slipped in, and there would be no way of knowing.",Creed,FALSE
9593,3,1,41,Who should be the judges and juries of our society?,Michael,FALSE
9594,3,1,41,Judges and juries!,Angela,FALSE
9595,3,1,41,"Yes, that's a good point.  She has a good point.  Because gay marriage currently is not legal, under U.S. law.  I bet a lot of straight men wish that applied to them.  So they could go out there and have some torrid unabashed monkey sex as much as they could.  You know?  Sounds pretty good, right?",Michael,FALSE
9596,3,1,41,: That sounds great.,Kevin,FALSE
9597,3,1,42,"I think all the other office gays should identify themselves, or I will do it for them.",Dwight,FALSE
9598,3,1,42,No one else in this office is gay.,Oscar,FALSE
9599,3,1,42,What about Phyllis?  She makes absolutely no attempt to be feminine!,Dwight,FALSE
9600,3,1,42,I'm getting married to Bob Vance.,Phyllis,FALSE
9601,3,1,42,"That's great.  Congratulations Phyllis.  That is great, and frankly kiiiiiiiind of amazing!  [laughs] See?  Everybody has a chance!",Michael,FALSE
9602,3,1,43,"But still, Phyllis, in college?  Did you ever experiment with other women?  A lot of women do!",Michael,FALSE
9603,3,1,43,"No, you knew me in high school.  Course, we all thought you were gay in high school.",Phyllis,FALSE
9604,3,1,43,[laughing] Right!  [serious] And I take that as a compliment.,Michael,FALSE
9605,3,1,43,Well with your ties and your matching socks and ---,Phyllis,FALSE
9606,3,1,43,"Well, I just like to look good OK, so ---",Michael,FALSE
9607,3,1,43,You sound pretty defensive Michael.,Oscar,FALSE
9608,3,1,43,"No, I am just coming out myself.  I am coming out hetero!",Michael,FALSE
9609,3,1,43,I think the problem with this office is that,Oscar,FALSE
9610,3,1,43,No no no.  The only signal that I am sending is:,Michael,FALSE
9611,3,1,44,"Look, if I was gay, I would be the most flamboyant gay you have ever seen.  I would be leading the parade covered in feathers, and just... I would be waving that rainbow flag.",Michael,FALSE
9612,3,1,44,"I don't think I can work here any longer.  This has been the worst, most backwards day of my life.",Oscar,FALSE
9613,3,1,44,"You misunderstand-- OK.  You know what, OK.  I uh, I'm gonna put my money where my mouth is.  You ready?  I am going to embrace Oscar.  You might want to watch this Angela, because you can't catch anything.  Here we go.  We are going to make a statement.  You and I are going to make a statement together.  Oscar is my friend ---",Michael,FALSE
9614,3,1,44,I would rather not.,Oscar,FALSE
9615,3,1,44,"...and I just don't care who sees it, doesn't bother me!",Michael,FALSE
9616,3,1,45,"No, NO!  I don't want to touch you, ever consider that?  You're ignorant, and insulting, and small!",Oscar,FALSE
9617,3,1,45,"All right, um... sorry.",Michael,FALSE
9618,3,1,45,"Michael... I'm sorry.  That was a good idea.  Come on, come on. [Oscar and Michael hug]",Oscar,FALSE
9619,3,1,45,[sobbing] I'm sorry I called you faggie.  You're not faggie.  You're a a good guy.,Michael,FALSE
9620,3,1,46,Michael appears to be gay too.  And yet he is my friend.  I guess I do have a gay friend.,Dwight,FALSE
9621,3,1,47,"[embracing Oscar]You know what, I'm going to raise the stakes.  I want you to watch this.  And I want you to burn this into your brains.  Because this is an image that I want you people to remember for a long time to come.  Whenever you come into the office I want you to think about this.  [awkwardly kissing Oscar]  I did it.  See.  I'm still here.  We're all still here. [everyone claps]",Michael,FALSE
9622,3,1,47,"[Dwight gets up to kiss Oscar]  Oh come on!  Dwight!  Come on, man!",Michael,FALSE
9623,3,1,48,"We are not in the playground anymore.  There are new rules.  We have to be mature.  But we can't lose the spirit of child like wonder.  What is love...  anyway?  Maybe it's supposed to break all the rules.  Like me and Jan.  Or Oscar... and some guy.  Life is short.  When two people find each other, what should stand in their way?",Michael,FALSE
9624,3,1,49,"I am glad that today spurred social change.  That's part of my job as regional manager.  But you know what?  Even if it didn't, at least we put this matter to bed.  ...that's what she said.  Or he said.",Michael,FALSE
9625,3,1,50,"Oh, there's Gill.  Oscar's roommate.  I wonder if he knows?",Michael,FALSE
9626,3,1,51,"I was going to quit.  But Jan offered me a three month paid vacation and a company car.  All I had to do was sign something saying I won't sue.  Gill and I are going to Europe.  Kids, sometimes it pays to be gay.",Oscar,FALSE
9627,3,1,52,[reading the note with the gay-dar]  'Hope this helps.  -Jim'  Nice!,Dwight,FALSE
9628,3,1,53,[Dwight is running the gay-dar over Oscar's body]  What are you doing?!,Oscar,FALSE
9629,3,1,53,"Shhh.  Don't be scared.  [gay-dar beeps over Oscar's belt buckle, Dwight smiles] It works.  [gay-dar goes off next to Dwight's belt buckle]  ...oh no.",Dwight,FALSE
9630,3,1,54,"[on speakerphone] Okay, what is your goal for after lunch?",Jan,FALSE
9631,3,1,54,I will do my job to the best of my abilities.,Michael,FALSE
9632,3,1,54,[under breath] Heaven help us. [aloud] Specifically.,Jan,FALSE
9633,3,1,54,I will do my,Michael,FALSE
9634,3,1,54,Specifically,Jan,FALSE
9635,3,1,54,"Specifically, Jan, I will make at least ten phone calls to clients.",Michael,FALSE
9636,3,1,55,"Yes, I have to begin every day by letting Jan know what I intend to accomplish, and then I have to call her at the end of the day to tell her what I",Michael,FALSE
9637,3,1,56,"[on speakerphone] Are you on the toilet, Michael?",Jan,FALSE
9638,3,1,56,[quietly] No.,Michael,FALSE
9639,3,1,56,"Well, I know sometimes you are and... that you wouldn't tell me, so I'm just going to assume that you are, and call me back when you're finished.",Jan,FALSE
9640,3,1,56,Okay. [Jan hangs up. Toby opens the office door.],Michael,FALSE
9641,3,1,56,Michael?,Toby,FALSE
9642,3,1,56,[sigh],Michael,FALSE
9643,3,1,57,"Hi, honey.  You holding up?",Michael,FALSE
9644,3,1,57,Yup.,Pam,FALSE
9645,3,1,57,Yeah.,Michael,FALSE
9646,3,1,57,I'm... painting my new apartment tonight.,Pam,FALSE
9647,3,1,57,"Oh, good. By yourself?",Michael,FALSE
9648,3,1,57,Yes.,Pam,FALSE
9649,3,1,57,"Aw. Well, hang in there, okay?  You know what? You should get one of this big body pillows. That way you wouldn't miss you-know-who so much.",Michael,FALSE
9650,3,1,57,Thanks.,Pam,FALSE
9651,3,1,57,Roy.,Michael,FALSE
9652,3,1,57,Right.,Pam,FALSE
9653,3,1,58,What do I think? I think everybody should stay out of everybody's personal business!,Pam,FALSE
9654,3,1,59,"Yes, I'm gay.",Oscar,FALSE
9655,3,1,59,[shocked expression],Meredith,FALSE
9656,3,1,60,Why are all the best-looking single men always gay?,Meredith,FALSE
9657,3,1,61,"Hey, Big Tuna. You ever Google Google? What do you think would happen?",Andy,FALSE
9658,3,1,61,Let's find out. [starts typing],Jim,FALSE
9659,3,1,61,[makes frustrated noises],Andy,FALSE
9660,3,1,61,Oh! Lots of results.,Jim,FALSE
9661,3,1,61,"I didn't mean you should do it. You were supposed to ponder it. It's... You removed the fun. Thanks a lot, Big Tuna.",Andy,FALSE
9662,3,2,1,Pam?,Michael,FALSE
9663,3,2,1,Yeah?,Pam,FALSE
9664,3,2,1,Did you see Oprah yesterday?,Michael,FALSE
9665,3,2,1,"No, I didn't.",Pam,FALSE
9666,3,2,1,"I, uh... I am going to be a father.",Michael,FALSE
9667,3,2,1,What was Oprah about?,Pam,FALSE
9668,3,2,1,"Angelina Jolie was on. And she adopted a baby from Asia, and she said that it changed her life. And that really inspired me. So, I want you to look into seeing how much a little Chinese baby would cost.",Michael,FALSE
9669,3,2,1,That's a really big decision.,Pam,FALSE
9670,3,2,1,I know.,Michael,FALSE
9671,3,2,1,Maybe you should wait before you adopt.,Pam,FALSE
9672,3,2,1,Well...,Michael,FALSE
9673,3,2,1,Or not adopt.,Pam,FALSE
9674,3,2,1,"Just do it, okay?",Michael,FALSE
9675,3,2,1,"Roy's sister looked into it, and the application alone costs a thousand dollars.",Pam,FALSE
9676,3,2,1,"Um... find out if there's a cheaper, less expensive baby out there, okay?",Michael,FALSE
9677,3,2,1,"You know, she also said the waiting list is like eight months.",Pam,FALSE
9678,3,2,1,Eight months?,Michael,FALSE
9679,3,2,1,Yeah.,Pam,FALSE
9680,3,2,1,I don't even know if I'll want a baby in eight months.,Michael,FALSE
9681,3,2,1,You probably won't.,Pam,FALSE
9682,3,2,1,"You know what, Pam? If in ten years, I haven't had a baby, and you haven't had a baby...",Michael,FALSE
9683,3,2,1,"No, Michael.",Pam,FALSE
9684,3,2,1,Twenty years.,Michael,FALSE
9685,3,2,1,"No, Michael.",Pam,FALSE
9686,3,2,1,Thirty.,Michael,FALSE
9687,3,2,1,Sure.,Pam,FALSE
9688,3,2,1,It's a deal.,Michael,FALSE
9689,3,2,2,All right. Three pairs of pants. Three pairs of socks. Three packs of condoms.,Ryan,FALSE
9690,3,2,2,Yesh.,Michael,FALSE
9691,3,2,2,"Uh, fun jeans.",Ryan,FALSE
9692,3,2,2,Right there. Ah.,Michael,FALSE
9693,3,2,2,Sign.,Angela,FALSE
9694,3,2,2,Per diem.,Michael,FALSE
9695,3,2,3,"Guess where I am going. I will give you a hint. It is a booze-fueled sex romp, where anything goes. You are correct, sir! I am headed to Philadelphia for the Annual Northeastern Mid-Market Office Supply Convention. And Jim Halpert is going to be coming, which will be fun. Poor little guy. He's been stuck working under Josh, the poor man's Michael Scott, as he is known around my condo.",Michael,FALSE
9696,3,2,4,"Don't be mad, it is a business trip.",Dwight,FALSE
9697,3,2,4,But I don't understand. It's for managers.,Angela,FALSE
9698,3,2,4,"Monkey, I am an A. R. M., Assistant Regional Manager.",Dwight,FALSE
9699,3,2,4,I know! It... I was just really hoping we could spend some time together. [A long silence.] Are you still there?,Angela,FALSE
9700,3,2,4,"Yes, Monkey.",Dwight,FALSE
9701,3,2,4,"Don't 'Monkey' me! You can't wait to get out of here, A. R. M.",Angela,FALSE
9702,3,2,5,"In the Martin family, we like to say, 'Looks like someone took the slow train from Philly.' That's code for 'check out the slut.' What is... why are there flies in here?",Angela,FALSE
9703,3,2,6,"Oh my God! Are you so excited for tonight? I am so excited. You guys are going to click, I can feel it. So what are you wearing?",Kelly,FALSE
9704,3,2,6,This.,Pam,FALSE
9705,3,2,6,You look so pretty.,Kelly,FALSE
9706,3,2,6,Thank you.,Pam,FALSE
9707,3,2,7,"Yes, I have a date. He's a cartoonist for the local paper, which is really neat, because I like to draw too. I'm kind of nervous. I haven't been on a first date in nine years... probably shouldn't broadcast that.",Pam,FALSE
9708,3,2,8,"Well, remember, no matter how much you may want to, do not sleep with him on the first date. It gives him all the power.",Kelly,FALSE
9709,3,2,8,"Sleep with who? Whom, whom... whom?",Michael,FALSE
9710,3,2,8,My neighbor Alan. They're going on a date tonight.,Kelly,FALSE
9711,3,2,8,"Oh, wow! Oh my God, I have a great idea. You know what you should do to be hilarious? Wear your wedding dress. It would be a great icebreaker.",Michael,FALSE
9712,3,2,8,And your veil.,Dwight,FALSE
9713,3,2,8,"Yeah, do it!",Michael,FALSE
9714,3,2,8,I'll probably just wear this.,Pam,FALSE
9715,3,2,8,"Really? Okay. Well, word of advice: unbutton that top button. Let those things breathe. Any message you want me to relate to Jim?",Michael,FALSE
9716,3,2,8,Um...,Pam,FALSE
9717,3,2,8,"Um. Okay, um.",Michael,FALSE
9718,3,2,8,Um.,Dwight,FALSE
9719,3,2,8,You got that?,Michael,FALSE
9720,3,2,8,I got it.,Dwight,FALSE
9721,3,2,8,Write it down.,Michael,FALSE
9722,3,2,8,I got it.,Dwight,FALSE
9723,3,2,8,Um.,Dwight,FALSE
9724,3,2,8,Um.,Michael,FALSE
9725,3,2,8,"[singing] Um, um, um...",Dwight and Michael,FALSE
9726,3,2,9,There's my girl. I noticed you handing out some shekels. How would one get on that train?,Creed,FALSE
9727,3,2,9,"That was for per diem, for Philadelphia.",Angela,FALSE
9728,3,2,9,That town smells like cheese steaks.,Meredith,FALSE
9729,3,2,9,That town is full of history!,Angela,FALSE
9730,3,2,9,Andrea's the office bitch. You'll get used to her. [introducing himself] Creed.,Creed,FALSE
9731,3,2,10,Can I have my neck pillow back? Michael! Can I have my neck pillow back?,Dwight,FALSE
9732,3,2,11,"Hey, Michael.",Josh,FALSE
9733,3,2,11,"Hey, Josh, how ya doing?",Michael,FALSE
9734,3,2,11,Pretty good.,Josh,FALSE
9735,3,2,11,"Good to see you. There he is! There's the traitor! Traitor! Traitor! Come here, you. Come here! Yeah! The product... the progidal... my son returns.",Michael,FALSE
9736,3,2,12,"I was shocked when he told me he was transferring to Stamford. It's like the firemen. You don't leave your brothers behind, even if you find out that there is a better fire in Connecticut.",Michael,FALSE
9737,3,2,13,"It's really good to see you, man.",Jim,FALSE
9738,3,2,13,"Yeah! Wow, I didn't expect that. It's good to see you too!",Michael,FALSE
9739,3,2,13,"Oh, hey, how's it going up there? Have you made any sales yet?",Dwight,FALSE
9740,3,2,13,"Yeah, sold about forty thousand.",Jim,FALSE
9741,3,2,13,Hey!,Michael,FALSE
9742,3,2,13,Shut up. That's impossible.,Dwight,FALSE
9743,3,2,13,"No, it's not. I did. Yep.",Jim,FALSE
9744,3,2,13,"Well, I did it too.",Dwight,FALSE
9745,3,2,14,"You know, when I saw Dwight, I realized how stupid and petty all those pranks I pulled on him were. And then he spoke. I wonder how hard it would be to get a copy of his room key.",Jim,FALSE
9746,3,2,15,So did you hear?,Kevin,FALSE
9747,3,2,15,What?,Toby,FALSE
9748,3,2,15,Pam's back on the market again.,Kevin,FALSE
9749,3,2,15,Really? She's dating?,Toby,FALSE
9750,3,2,15,"If I weren't engaged, I would so hit that.",Kevin,FALSE
9751,3,2,16,So what kind of commissions you get up there?,Dwight,FALSE
9752,3,2,16,"Oh, Dwight. I've missed you so much.",Jim,FALSE
9753,3,2,16,You're so immature!,Dwight,FALSE
9754,3,2,17,"Listen, Michael, I heard you were a great salesman.",Josh,FALSE
9755,3,2,17,Ah.,Michael,FALSE
9756,3,2,17,"And I just want to let you know that if our branch absorbs your branch, I'm going to look for a place for you at Stamford.",Josh,FALSE
9757,3,2,17,"Oh, hey!",Jan,FALSE
9758,3,2,17,"Hey, Jan.",Dwight,FALSE
9759,3,2,17,We all checked in?,Jan,FALSE
9760,3,2,17,Yes.,Josh,FALSE
9761,3,2,17,"Great, let's dump our stuff and meet back here in half an hour.",Jan,FALSE
9762,3,2,17,Okay.,Josh,FALSE
9763,3,2,17,Okay!,Jan,FALSE
9764,3,2,17,"Jan? Look, I think we need to set some ground rules.",Michael,FALSE
9765,3,2,17,What are you talking about?,Jan,FALSE
9766,3,2,17,"The eight-hundred pound gorilla in the room. Carol. I'm still dating her, so nothing can happen between us at the convention.",Michael,FALSE
9767,3,2,17,"Step away from me, Michael.",Jan,FALSE
9768,3,2,17,Thank you for being so brave with all of this. Thank you.,Michael,FALSE
9769,3,2,18,"Alan's cartoon is so funny, right?",Kelly,FALSE
9770,3,2,18,Mm-hmm.,Pam,FALSE
9771,3,2,18,"And they're, like, so smart. I don't even know what they mean half the time.",Kelly,FALSE
9772,3,2,19,This party is going to be awesome.,Dwight,FALSE
9773,3,2,19,I know! That is specifically why I chose a room close to the elevator. More foot traffic.,Michael,FALSE
9774,3,2,19,Check it out.,Dwight,FALSE
9775,3,2,19,That is crooked on that side.,Michael,FALSE
9776,3,2,19,Wow.,Dwight,FALSE
9777,3,2,19,Hey hey!,Michael,FALSE
9778,3,2,19,That is a lot of liquor.,Jim,FALSE
9779,3,2,19,Yeah.,Michael,FALSE
9780,3,2,19,And a dart board.,Jim,FALSE
9781,3,2,19,"Well, that's how we do it in Scranton. Or did you forget? There ain't no party like a Scranton party, 'cause a Scranton party don't stop.",Michael,FALSE
9782,3,2,19,We should probably head on down and hook up with Jan.,Josh,FALSE
9783,3,2,19,"Hey, well, we have time! One for the road, gentlemen?",Michael,FALSE
9784,3,2,19,"A shot of MIDORI, perhaps.",Josh,FALSE
9785,3,2,19,"Oh, no, sorry, it's an inside joke. There's this bartender at Stamford who, uh... you know what? You'd just have to be there.",Jim,FALSE
9786,3,2,19,Wish I was. I love inside jokes. I'd love to be a part of one someday.,Michael,FALSE
9787,3,2,19,"Um, we should...",Josh,FALSE
9788,3,2,19,Yeah.,Jim,FALSE
9789,3,2,19,"All right, see you guys down there. Change your mind, come back up.",Michael,FALSE
9790,3,2,19,"I'll do a shot, Michael.",Dwight,FALSE
9791,3,2,19,"Ugh, that would be gross. It's not even lunch yet.",Michael,FALSE
9792,3,2,20,SWAG! Stuff we all get. I basically decorated my condo for free with all of my SWAG.,Michael,FALSE
9793,3,2,21,"Check it out. Hi, I'm Michael Scott, Dunder-Mifflin.",Michael,FALSE
9794,3,2,21,"Dwight Schrute, Assistant Regional Manager, Dunder-Mifflin.",Dwight,FALSE
9795,3,2,21,All right.,Jerome Bettis,FALSE
9796,3,2,21,I'm a huge fan.,Dwight,FALSE
9797,3,2,21,"Thanks. I appreciate it, guys.",Jerome Bettis,FALSE
9798,3,2,21,"You know what? I'm having a huge blowout tonight, Room 308. Hope you can come.",Michael,FALSE
9799,3,2,21,"All right, maybe. If I can.",Jerome Bettis,FALSE
9800,3,2,21,"Well, cool! Okay, so... can I tell people you're gonna be there?",Michael,FALSE
9801,3,2,21,"No, you cannot.",Jerome Bettis,FALSE
9802,3,2,21,So maybe. See ya.,Michael,FALSE
9803,3,2,21,Why do they call him The Bus?,Dwight,FALSE
9804,3,2,21,Because he's afraid to fly.,Michael,FALSE
9805,3,2,22,Smile!,Dwight,FALSE
9806,3,2,22,"Do you remember me from last year? There's a party in my room, 308, can't miss it, right off the elevator. Tonight. Be there!",Michael,FALSE
9807,3,2,23,"All right, Jan just emailed me. She wants us to meet her up front.",Josh,FALSE
9808,3,2,23,"Yep. Yeah, she's up front.",Michael,FALSE
9809,3,2,23,You don't have email on your phone.,Dwight,FALSE
9810,3,2,23,"I don't have to, I just know. Yes, hello?",Michael,FALSE
9811,3,2,23,No one just called you.,Dwight,FALSE
9812,3,2,23,All right.,Josh,FALSE
9813,3,2,23,"All right, nice meeting you, Ted. Take care.",Jim,FALSE
9814,3,2,23,I'll see you soon.,Ted,FALSE
9815,3,2,23,"Yeah, stop by later.",Josh,FALSE
9816,3,2,23,[into phone] See you in a bit. Bye-bye. [to Dwight] May I have a moment of your time please?,Michael,FALSE
9817,3,2,24,I need you to do something for me.,Michael,FALSE
9818,3,2,24,Yes. Anything.,Dwight,FALSE
9819,3,2,24,I want you to dig up some dirt on Josh. Find out if there are any skeletons in his attic.,Michael,FALSE
9820,3,2,24,"I'll talk to my buddy down at the station, stat.",Dwight,FALSE
9821,3,2,25,"Hey, Pam.",Toby,FALSE
9822,3,2,25,Hey! What's up?,Pam,FALSE
9823,3,2,25,"It's, uh... I was... might ask if you wanted...",Toby,FALSE
9824,3,2,25,"[answering phone] Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam. He's not in the office. Can I take a message? I will. You too. [hangs up] Sorry. What's up?",Pam,FALSE
9825,3,2,25,"Um, if, uh... um... I just completely forgot what I was going to say. It's so weird.",Toby,FALSE
9826,3,2,25,"Okay. Well, if you think of it, I'll be here.",Pam,FALSE
9827,3,2,25,Okay.,Toby,FALSE
9828,3,2,26,"So I called my buddy down at the station today. Had them run a background check on Josh Porter. See if there's any known aliases, et cetera.",Dwight,FALSE
9829,3,2,26,And?,Michael,FALSE
9830,3,2,26,He wasn't volunteering today.,Dwight,FALSE
9831,3,2,27,Business has been pretty crazy around the office.,Michael,FALSE
9832,3,2,27,Oh yeah?,Jim,FALSE
9833,3,2,27,Yeah. Moved Ryan over to your desk.,Michael,FALSE
9834,3,2,27,"Oh, tell him I say hi.",Jim,FALSE
9835,3,2,27,I will call him later with that message.,Michael,FALSE
9836,3,2,27,"Hey, how is... Toby?",Jim,FALSE
9837,3,2,27,Toby Flenderson is everything that is wrong with the paper industry. Is he why you left?,Michael,FALSE
9838,3,2,27,"Oh, no, it was... you know, a good opportunity for me, a promotion. I got a chance to...",Jim,FALSE
9839,3,2,27,"Opportunity, promotion, blah, blah. You know, Jim, those are just words. Have you taken into account other factors, vis-a-vis bosses? Is Josh funnier than I am? Does he even have a girlfriend? Because I have two, basically.",Michael,FALSE
9840,3,2,27,"Michael, it's really not a competition.",Jim,FALSE
9841,3,2,28,Jim got us a great lead with a new rep from National Envelope. We can grab lunch with them tomorrow.,Josh,FALSE
9842,3,2,28,Great!,Jan,FALSE
9843,3,2,28,"Hey, Jan, Jan? Don't worry, I have got the tip.",Michael,FALSE
9844,3,2,28,Whoa. Michael.,Dwight,FALSE
9845,3,2,28,"Wow, oh my God, thank you.",Waiter,FALSE
9846,3,2,28,You're welcome.,Michael,FALSE
9847,3,2,28,Was that your per diem?,Dwight,FALSE
9848,3,2,28,"No, that was a different hundred dollar bill.",Michael,FALSE
9849,3,2,28,"What have you generated, Michael?",Jan,FALSE
9850,3,2,28,I have generated a lot of interest in my party this evening.,Michael,FALSE
9851,3,2,28,What party?,Jan,FALSE
9852,3,2,28,"The party I'm having tonight in 308. Obviously, you are invited.",Michael,FALSE
9853,3,2,28,"Michael, um... Jim and Josh are in meetings all day. And I am in and out of meetings. I can't stay on top of you 24/7.",Jan,FALSE
9854,3,2,29,"You should order the most expensive thing on the menu, so he knows you're worth it.",Phyllis,FALSE
9855,3,2,29,"If you do that, you're going to have to put out.",Stanley,FALSE
9856,3,2,29,"Oh, yeah. You'll have to put out.",Phyllis,FALSE
9857,3,2,30,Is there a key for Jane Doe? Thank you.,Angela,FALSE
9858,3,2,30,Any messages for 308? All right.,Michael,FALSE
9859,3,2,31,"Hey hey, fellers.",Michael,FALSE
9860,3,2,31,Michael.,Jim,FALSE
9861,3,2,31,"Hey, Michael.",Dwight,FALSE
9862,3,2,31,What's up?,Michael,FALSE
9863,3,2,31,"Well, Jim and I have a meeting with Uni-ball in about forty-five minutes, so we should probably go now.",Josh,FALSE
9864,3,2,31,"Hey, check this out. How about that? A little friendly competition. Stamford versus Scranton.",Michael,FALSE
9865,3,2,31,I don't think so.,Josh,FALSE
9866,3,2,31,"Oh, Jim. Looks like you picked a bad time to defect, my friend.",Michael,FALSE
9867,3,2,31,Fine! All right.,Josh,FALSE
9868,3,2,31,Okay! Excellent. Oh...,Michael,FALSE
9869,3,2,31,Keep the wing flaps.,Dwight,FALSE
9870,3,2,31,"Shut it. [answering phone] Hey, Pam, what's up? Yep, yech... no. Tell him I will give him general specifics tomorrow, okay? Yes. [to others] Say hi to Pam!",Michael,FALSE
9871,3,2,31,"Hi, Pam.","Jim, Josh, and Dwight",FALSE
9872,3,2,31,"Yes. That is Josh and Dwight and Jim. [to others] Pam says hi. [into phone] Have fun on your date! Very good, talk to you later. Bye.",Michael,FALSE
9873,3,2,32,You first.,Michael,FALSE
9874,3,2,32,"Come on. Nice try, Josh!",Dwight,FALSE
9875,3,2,32,"Not. It hit the rim. Okay, and... okay. Double or nothing.",Michael,FALSE
9876,3,2,32,"Or what?  We didn't bet anything, Michael.",Josh,FALSE
9877,3,2,32,"Well, let's...",Michael,FALSE
9878,3,2,32,"Yeah, we should go.",Josh,FALSE
9879,3,2,32,Come on!,Michael,FALSE
9880,3,2,32,We gotta go.,Josh,FALSE
9881,3,2,32,Come on!,Michael,FALSE
9882,3,2,32,Uh... we'll do it later.,Josh,FALSE
9883,3,2,32,"Say, while I have you here, could I talk to you about some new and exciting advances to our product line?",Evan,FALSE
9884,3,2,32,Fine.,Michael,FALSE
9885,3,2,33,"Jim and I have different definitions of friendship. I think it's talking and being friends, and Jim thinks it's moving to Connecticut and being best friends with Josh. Well, phooey on that. I, uh, I'm done. I am not going to be speaking with him anymore. Whatevs. Long-distance relationships never work.",Michael,FALSE
9886,3,2,33,That is so true. Ready?,Evan,FALSE
9887,3,2,33,"Okay, let me tell you what we're looking for.",Michael,FALSE
9888,3,2,33,Great.,Evan,FALSE
9889,3,2,34,"Sorry, my meeting ran late.",Michael,FALSE
9890,3,2,34,Really?,Jan,FALSE
9891,3,2,34,"Yes, Jan, really. With a rep from HammerMill.",Michael,FALSE
9892,3,2,34,They're exclusive with Staples.,Josh,FALSE
9893,3,2,34,Used to be. Evan will call you in the morning to work out the details. We can now sell HammerMill products.,Michael,FALSE
9894,3,2,34,Yes! Ha!,Dwight,FALSE
9895,3,2,34,"Well, Michael, I underestimated you.",Jan,FALSE
9896,3,2,34,"Yeah, well, maybe next time you will estimate me.",Michael,FALSE
9897,3,2,35,Dwight's room key. And... Dwight's room. What can I say? Old habits die hard.,Jim,FALSE
9898,3,2,35,D?,Angela,FALSE
9899,3,2,35,"Oh my God. Dwight got a hooker! Oh my God, I gotta call... well, I gotta call somebody, I don't even know who to call. Dwight got a hooker!",Jim,FALSE
9900,3,2,36,"So, Alan, Pam is obsessed with your cartoons. She reads them every day.",Kelly,FALSE
9901,3,2,36,"Oh, great.",Alan,FALSE
9902,3,2,36,I don't want ketchup.,Ryan,FALSE
9903,3,2,36,You love ketchup! He loves ketchup.,Kelly,FALSE
9904,3,2,36,So how do you come up with your cartoons?,Pam,FALSE
9905,3,2,36,"Well, I just, uh... I kinda think about stuff that I see, or dream them.",Alan,FALSE
9906,3,2,36,You dream in cartoons? How fun!,Pam,FALSE
9907,3,2,37,"Hey, first guest! You are going to have some tequila, my friend.",Michael,FALSE
9908,3,2,37,I thought there was a party in here.,Guy,FALSE
9909,3,2,37,This is the party.,Michael,FALSE
9910,3,2,37,This is room 308?,Guy,FALSE
9911,3,2,37,"Party central! So, what can I do you for? [Guy leaves] All right.",Michael,FALSE
9912,3,2,38,"See, this one is great, because it can work on a couple of different levels.",Alan,FALSE
9913,3,2,38,Huh.,Pam,FALSE
9914,3,2,38,[French accent] Freedom fries for the table.,Alan,FALSE
9915,3,2,38,Freedom fries. Yeah.,Pam,FALSE
9916,3,2,38,"Yeah. I mean, people always say, like, 'Don't be edgy.' But I don't know any other way. Yeah, you get it.",Alan,FALSE
9917,3,2,39,"Well, it was, uh, it was really nice meeting you, Alan.",Pam,FALSE
9918,3,2,39,"Yeah. Next time bring some of your illustrations, I'll let you pick my brain.",Alan,FALSE
9919,3,2,39,More freedom fries.,Pam,FALSE
9920,3,2,39,Yeah.,Alan,FALSE
9921,3,2,39,That's great.,Pam,FALSE
9922,3,2,39,Okay.,Alan,FALSE
9923,3,2,40,"I went on a date. It wasn't a love connection, um... I think when I like someone again, I'll just kinda know.",Pam,FALSE
9924,3,2,41,Michael. Am I the first to arrive?,Jim,FALSE
9925,3,2,41,People have been filtering in and out.,Michael,FALSE
9926,3,2,41,Can I get a drink?,Jim,FALSE
9927,3,2,41,What?,Michael,FALSE
9928,3,2,41,Can I get a drink?,Jim,FALSE
9929,3,2,41,Sure. You like Cosmos?,Michael,FALSE
9930,3,2,41,Yeah.,Jim,FALSE
9931,3,2,41,"Sure, sounds good. So why are you here? Is Josh busy?",Michael,FALSE
9932,3,2,41,Michael...,Jim,FALSE
9933,3,2,41,"I get it! No, no, I totally get it. He made a better paper airplane, Stamford is better in sales... I get it. We had some fun. We had some laughs. And that's just...",Michael,FALSE
9934,3,2,41,"Wait, wait. I didn't transfer because of you. You're a good boss. You're a great boss.",Jim,FALSE
9935,3,2,41,I'm not better than Josh.,Michael,FALSE
9936,3,2,41,"Michael, it's not about... I transferred because of Pam.",Jim,FALSE
9937,3,2,41,Oh my God. You don't even know. She's single now.,Michael,FALSE
9938,3,2,41,"No, I just... I heard something about that. It's just, I kind of put it all on the line. Twice, actually. And she said no. Twice.",Jim,FALSE
9939,3,2,41,"I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry. Hey, you know what? I will talk to her.",Michael,FALSE
9940,3,2,41,"Nope, that's okay.",Jim,FALSE
9941,3,2,41,Yeah.,Michael,FALSE
9942,3,2,41,That's all right.,Jim,FALSE
9943,3,2,41,"I will. I'll talk to her. You should at least talk to Roy. I mean, he knows exactly how you're feeling.",Michael,FALSE
9944,3,2,41,"Yeah. Okay, maybe.",Jim,FALSE
9945,3,2,41,Are we early?,Evan,FALSE
9946,3,2,41,"Hey! No, you know, people have been filtering in and out.",Michael,FALSE
9947,3,2,41,Hey.,Jim,FALSE
9948,3,2,41,"Evan, this is Jim.",Michael,FALSE
9949,3,2,41,How are you?,Jim,FALSE
9950,3,2,41,"Hey, uh... Arnie Reisman. Michael, Jim.",Evan,FALSE
9951,3,2,41,"Hey, Ernie, how ya doing?",Michael,FALSE
9952,3,2,41,Do you guys work together?,Evan,FALSE
9953,3,2,41,"No, we used to. Now we're friends.",Jim,FALSE
9954,3,2,41,Best friends.,Michael,FALSE
9955,3,2,42,"Some people need dozens of friends to say, 'Hey, look at me, I'm popular.' But not me. I'm very picky. I need three, maybe two. When you meet that someone special, you'll just know. Because a real relationship, it... it can't be forced. It should just come about effortlessly.",Michael,FALSE
9956,3,2,43,"Now, would you do the pleasure of hitting the lights, sir? [lights go out, leaving Michael's black light on] Ha, ha, ha.",Michael,FALSE
9957,3,2,43,"Ha, ha, ha, ha.",Dwight,FALSE
9958,3,2,43,Whoa. What are those stains?,Michael,FALSE
9959,3,2,43,"Blood, urine, or semen.",Dwight,FALSE
9960,3,2,43,"Oh, God, I hope it's urine.",Michael,FALSE
9961,3,2,44,"Today I'm headed to Philadelphia for the annual Northeastern Office Supply Convention. [makes horns gesture and heavy metal scream] Wooo-yaaaaah! Oh, these things tend to be kind of crazy.",Michael,FALSE
9962,3,2,45,[Angela enters Michael's office] Ah.,Michael,FALSE
9963,3,2,45,Sign.,Angela,FALSE
9964,3,2,45,"Per-diem. [singing as he signs] Perrrr-diiiiieeeemmmm! [shows off $100 bill to Ryan] You know, Ryan, it's all about the Benjamins.",Michael,FALSE
9965,3,2,45,[reading checklist] Fun jeans.,Ryan,FALSE
9966,3,2,45,[points to door] Right there.,Michael,FALSE
9967,3,2,45,Fourth quarter projections for Jan?,Ryan,FALSE
9968,3,2,45,"Yes. What? Oh, yeah, have Pam give those to me.",Michael,FALSE
9969,3,2,45,Will do.,Ryan,FALSE
9970,3,2,45,Sure you don't want to come?,Michael,FALSE
9971,3,2,45,Yeah.,Ryan,FALSE
9972,3,2,45,Gonna be fun! Change your mind we can get you a cot.,Michael,FALSE
9973,3,2,45,[shakes his head],Ryan,FALSE
9974,3,2,46,"A couple of years ago, I went to one in Hartford. 'Connecticut.' And Todd Packer and I went to this bar and met a girl. And [laugh] Packer decides to make out with her. Turns out that her boyfriend is the bouncer at the bar. [laugh] I love this. The bouncer chases us out to Packer's Vette, jump in the Vette, he",Michael,FALSE
9975,3,2,47,See that factory?,Michael,FALSE
9976,3,2,47,Mm-hm.,Dwight,FALSE
9977,3,2,47,I almost worked there.,Michael,FALSE
9978,3,2,47,No!,Dwight,FALSE
9979,3,2,47,"Yup. Yeah, I applied for a job there.",Michael,FALSE
9980,3,2,47,What would you have done? Been manager?,Dwight,FALSE
9981,3,2,47,I was going to be a bottle capper.,Michael,FALSE
9982,3,2,47,You? A bottle capper?! [laughs in disbelief],Dwight,FALSE
9983,3,2,47,"I know, I know. Crazy world. Crazy, crazy world.",Michael,FALSE
9984,3,2,48,"Yes, I'm aware of Jan and Michael's... history. Um, I don't really like to talk about it 'cause it's unprofessional. Kind of gross.",Josh,FALSE
9985,3,2,49,"Josh reminds me of a guy I went to high school with. Big football star, girls loved him. Whatever. Guess what he's doing now. He's a TV announcer for the Eagles. Up in the... [laughs] He doesn't even get to play in the game, I mean.",Michael,FALSE
9986,3,2,50,"So, you ever been convicted of a felony?",Dwight,FALSE
9987,3,2,50,"What? Uh, no. [to Jim] Uh, I want you to make sure you call Karen and get her to fax that vendor list over.",Josh,FALSE
9988,3,2,50,Misdemeanor?,Dwight,FALSE
9989,3,2,50,"Um... When I was in the Coast Guard, a couple of us broke into the women's barracks and we got arrested for trespassing.",Josh,FALSE
9990,3,2,50,Coast Guard? So you know how to fight underwater?,Dwight,FALSE
9991,3,2,50,[stunned],Josh,FALSE
9992,3,2,51,"[Jim, Josh, and Jan walk in the hotel lobby] Josh, um... [Jim continues walking ahead] Why don't you come up to my room for a couple of minutes and we can just go over the schedule for tomorrow together.",Jan,FALSE
9993,3,2,51,Can we do it over breakfast? It'll be...,Josh,FALSE
9994,3,2,51,A quick drink?,Jan,FALSE
9995,3,2,51,"Thanks, but maybe another time.",Josh,FALSE
9996,3,2,51,[putting on a good face] Great! [walks off],Jan,FALSE
9997,3,3,1,[waiting on Pam to be done with the microwave] Ahhhhhhhhh. [whispering loudly] I'm hungry.,Michael,FALSE
9998,3,3,2,Movie Monday!  The only cure I know for the Monday blues is... Varsity Blues!,Michael,FALSE
9999,3,3,3,"Let's gooooo! Let's go, let's go, let's go!",Michael,FALSE
10000,3,3,3,[directing people to their assigned seats] Take a seat down there.  Second from the end.,Dwight,FALSE
10001,3,3,3,"Alright, everybody here?  Yes.",Michael,FALSE
10002,3,3,3,[walking in with a tray of six popcorn bags] Popcorn anyone?,Pam,FALSE
10003,3,3,3,Yes pleeeeease!  Thank yooouuu!,Michael,FALSE
10004,3,3,3,[with five popcorn bags left] Anyone else?  Nooo.,Pam,FALSE
10005,3,3,4,"Movie Monday started with training videos, but we went through those pretty fast.  Then we watched a medical video.  Since then, it's been half hour installments of various movies, with the exception of an episode of Entourage, which Michael made us watch six times.",Pam,FALSE
10006,3,3,5,Entourage!,Michael,FALSE
10007,3,3,6,"Kevin, would you like to do the scenes from last week?",Michael,FALSE
10008,3,3,6,Yes!,Kevin,FALSE
10009,3,3,6,Why him?,Dwight,FALSE
10010,3,3,6,Don't whine.  Get the window. [Dwight exhales],Michael,FALSE
10011,3,3,7,Previously on Varsity Blues...,Michael,FALSE
10012,3,3,7,"Ok.  Billy-Bob, got a head injury, but coach made him play.  So then Lance, he gets sacked, he's out for the year...",Kevin,FALSE
10013,3,3,8,[walking into an empty office because everyone is watching Varsity Blues] Hello?,Jan,FALSE
10014,3,3,9,Not everyone approves of Movie Monday.  I won't say who.,Dwight,FALSE
10015,3,3,10,I don't approve.  I don't.,Angela,FALSE
10016,3,3,11,Hello? [Angela coughs and points to the conference room],Jan,FALSE
10017,3,3,12,[Jan walks in on Movie Monday] Hi Jan!  Hope you brought the Milk Duds!,Michael,FALSE
10018,3,3,13,How would a movie increase productivity Michael?  How on earth would it do that?,Jan,FALSE
10019,3,3,13,People work faster after...,Michael,FALSE
10020,3,3,13,Magically?,Jan,FALSE
10021,3,3,13,No... they have to... to make up for the time they lost watching the movie.,Michael,FALSE
10022,3,3,13,No.,Jan,FALSE
10023,3,3,14,[walking past Dwight's desk] Kitchen.,Angela,FALSE
10024,3,3,15,"Michael is going to get us all fired.  You sat back and let him play that dumb movie, and now Jan is peeved off and we're all going to lose our jobs.",Angela,FALSE
10025,3,3,15,That's not going to happen.,Dwight,FALSE
10026,3,3,15,You know she has it out for him now.,Angela,FALSE
10027,3,3,15,That's not his fault!  He had to follow his heart!,Dwight,FALSE
10028,3,3,16,"Ever since Michael dumped Jan for Carol, Jan's been bitching out on him.  Reject a woman and she will never let it go.  One of the many defects of their kind.  Also weak arms.",Dwight,FALSE
10029,3,3,17,"Dwight, you should be running this office.",Angela,FALSE
10030,3,3,17,Michael would never let me...,Dwight,FALSE
10031,3,3,17,"It's not up to Michael, it's Jan's call. Talk to her.",Angela,FALSE
10032,3,3,17,I could never do that!,Dwight,FALSE
10033,3,3,17,Fine!  Sit back and do nothing and let us all get fired!,Angela,FALSE
10034,3,3,18,"I know that patience and loyalty are good, and virtuous traits.  But sometimes I just think you need to grow a pair.",Angela,FALSE
10035,3,3,19,"At the Stamford branch, they all play this World War II video game called Call of Duty, and they're all really into it.  I'm told it started as a team building exercise.  Unfortunately I really suck at it.  We didn't play many video games in Scranton.  Instead we'd do stuff like, uh, Pam and I would sometimes hum the same high pitched note, and try to get Dwight to make an appointment with an ear doctor.  And uh, Pam called it... Pretendenitus.",Jim,FALSE
10036,3,3,20,"[on the phone] Hey Kelly, my stuff just got here. [Kelly screams with excitement into the phone and Pam has to take it away from her ear]",Pam,FALSE
10037,3,3,21,"Kelly really likes to online shop.  Soooo, I felt like I wanted some new clothes.  I mean, I just, I wanted to, it just, I felt like it was time, to maybe um... just get new clothes.",Pam,FALSE
10038,3,3,22,[pulling her new shirt out of a box] Ok.,Pam,FALSE
10039,3,3,22,[gasps] I love it!,Kelly,FALSE
10040,3,3,22,Really?  I don't know.,Pam,FALSE
10041,3,3,22,"You haven't even tried it on yet, try it on.",Kelly,FALSE
10042,3,3,22,"Not at work, I'll try it on---",Pam,FALSE
10043,3,3,22,Fashion show!  Fashion show!  Fashion show at lunch!,Kelly,FALSE
10044,3,3,22,...noooo,Pam,FALSE
10045,3,3,22,[clapping her hands in unison] Fashion show!  Fashion show!  Fashion show at lunch!  Fashion show!  Fashion show!  Fashion show at lunch!,Kelly,FALSE
10046,3,3,23,Why did you do that?!,Andy,FALSE
10047,3,3,23,"I'm just killing Germans, any way I can.",Jim,FALSE
10048,3,3,23,We're on the German team.  Shoot the Brittish.,Andy,FALSE
10049,3,3,23,"[turning around to Karen] Wait, are we playing teams?",Jim,FALSE
10050,3,3,23,[laughing] Yeah.,Karen,FALSE
10051,3,3,24,"[outside in the parking lot, pacing back and forth] WAH!  GAH!  [breathing heavily]",Dwight,FALSE
10052,3,3,25,[answering the phone] Hello?,Jan,FALSE
10053,3,3,25,Is this Jan?,Dwight,FALSE
10054,3,3,25,Who is this?,Jan,FALSE
10055,3,3,25,This is Dwight Schrute.  I am calling about an extremely sensitive matter.,Dwight,FALSE
10056,3,3,25,"You should talk to Michael, and he'll talk to me, and that way we don't have to speak to each other.",Jan,FALSE
10057,3,3,25,It's about Michael.,Dwight,FALSE
10058,3,3,25,What about him?,Jan,FALSE
10059,3,3,25,[exhales] I can't talk here.  It's too sensitive.,Dwight,FALSE
10060,3,3,25,It's not about a surprise party is it?,Jan,FALSE
10061,3,3,25,"No, but we should discuss that another time.",Dwight,FALSE
10062,3,3,25,"Look, I am already an hour outside of Scranton, Dwight, I'm not coming back.",Jan,FALSE
10063,3,3,25,"Pull over at exit 40.  There is a Liz Claiborne outlet.  I know you like that store.  Go inside and shop, until I can meet you.",Dwight,FALSE
10064,3,3,25,How do you know I like that store?,Jan,FALSE
10065,3,3,25,Many of your blouses are Claiborne's.,Dwight,FALSE
10066,3,3,25,How do you know that?,Jan,FALSE
10067,3,3,25,Part of my job.,Dwight,FALSE
10068,3,3,25,No it's not.  It's officially not.,Jan,FALSE
10069,3,3,25,...noted.,Dwight,FALSE
10070,3,3,26,[walking into Michael's office] I'm going... to the dentist.,Dwight,FALSE
10071,3,3,26,Ok.,Michael,FALSE
10072,3,3,26,I have to have an emergency crown put in.,Dwight,FALSE
10073,3,3,26,Ouchy.,Michael,FALSE
10074,3,3,26,Yes.  It's a new dentist.  He's far.  I might be gone... three hours.,Dwight,FALSE
10075,3,3,26,"Three hours, wow.  Have fun.  [Dwight walks away staring through the blinds at Michael]",Michael,FALSE
10076,3,3,27,Did you get anything good?,Dwight,FALSE
10077,3,3,27,Yeah.,Jan,FALSE
10078,3,3,27,New blouse?  Halter top?  Camisole?  Teddy?,Dwight,FALSE
10079,3,3,28,I can save the branch.,Dwight,FALSE
10080,3,3,28,Really?,Jan,FALSE
10081,3,3,28,If you let me run it.,Dwight,FALSE
10082,3,3,28,Ok.,Jan,FALSE
10083,3,3,28,[excitedly] 'Ok' I can run it?,Dwight,FALSE
10084,3,3,28,What would you do differently?,Jan,FALSE
10085,3,3,28,Mostly get rid of waste.  Which is half the people there.  And clean house.  [to waitress in diner]  Right here.  It's all for me.  Thank you.,Dwight,FALSE
10086,3,3,28,"Dwight, you must feel strongly, to speak with me this way, behind Michael's back, and turn on so many of your co-workers.",Jan,FALSE
10087,3,3,28,"The decision to turn on Michael was difficult.  [pouring way too much syrup on his food] But once I did it, I didn't look back.  And mostly I feel that Michael would approve.  It's really what's best for the branch.  And I could care less about my co-workers.  So [cutting his food, giving Jan a 'so there' look], here we are.  It's all, on the table.  I want... the branch.  And I await your decision.",Dwight,FALSE
10088,3,3,29,"[shoveling waffles into his mouth] Oh, by the way.  There's a new Ann Taylor outlet store near here.  I know you like their earrings.",Dwight,FALSE
10089,3,3,29,[thinks for a second] Where is it?,Jan,FALSE
10090,3,3,30,[on speakerphone with Michael] Michael.,Jan,FALSE
10091,3,3,30,Hi.,Michael,FALSE
10092,3,3,30,I just had a very interesting conversation with one of your employees.,Jan,FALSE
10093,3,3,30,Oh.  That's nice.,Michael,FALSE
10094,3,3,30,"No, it wasn't.  Dwight just told me that he thinks he can run the branch better than you.",Jan,FALSE
10095,3,3,30,...what?,Michael,FALSE
10096,3,3,30,Mm-hmm.,Jan,FALSE
10097,3,3,30,...you were at the dentist?,Michael,FALSE
10098,3,3,30,You can't have people undermining you.  Get control of your branch immediately.,Jan,FALSE
10099,3,3,30,Ok.,Michael,FALSE
10100,3,3,31,What was Dwight thinking?  That he could turn Jan against me?  She's my ex-lover!  ...ish.,Michael,FALSE
10101,3,3,32,[Pam walks out of the bathroom wearing her new red shirt] Woooooow.,Phyllis,FALSE
10102,3,3,32,It's,Kelly,FALSE
10103,3,3,32,It's really something.,Phyllis,FALSE
10104,3,3,32,[smiling] It's too much.,Pam,FALSE
10105,3,3,32,What?,Kelly,FALSE
10106,3,3,32,I'm gonna return it.,Pam,FALSE
10107,3,3,32,"No, you have to keep it today, just see how you feel.",Kelly,FALSE
10108,3,3,33,[walking into the break room] Hey.,Roy,FALSE
10109,3,3,33,Hi.,Pam,FALSE
10110,3,3,33,You look nice.,Roy,FALSE
10111,3,3,33,Thanks.,Pam,FALSE
10112,3,3,33,Isn't that like your third soda today?,Kelly,FALSE
10113,3,3,34,"Yeah I think we can be a big help to your company.  [someone dims the lights, signifying that it's game time]  Ok, see you next week.  Bye.  [to Karen] Again?",Jim,FALSE
10114,3,3,34,Scared?,Karen,FALSE
10115,3,3,35,[with her hands making the rocker sign] Call of Duty!,Karen,FALSE
10116,3,3,36,"[sounding upset] Andy, Jim, can I see you in the conference room for a minute?",Josh,FALSE
10117,3,3,36,Now?,Andy,FALSE
10118,3,3,36,Yes now.,Josh,FALSE
10119,3,3,36,Put the game on hold everyone.,Andy,FALSE
10120,3,3,37,"This is not working, ok?  We are getting slaughtered out there.",Josh,FALSE
10121,3,3,37,It's the new guy. [looks at Jim],Andy,FALSE
10122,3,3,37,"Oh, I'm sorry I don't know... what we're talking about...",Jim,FALSE
10123,3,3,37,See what I mean?,Andy,FALSE
10124,3,3,37,"We just need a strategy, ok?  We're going to set up a trap in the gun room.  All right Jim, are you using the MP-40 or the 44?",Josh,FALSE
10125,3,3,37,"Um, sniper rifle?",Jim,FALSE
10126,3,3,37,SNIPE--,Josh,FALSE
10127,3,3,37,WHAT?,Andy,FALSE
10128,3,3,37,JIM!,Josh,FALSE
10129,3,3,37,Are you playing for the other team?!,Andy,FALSE
10130,3,3,37,"You don't snipe in Carrington, ok?",Josh,FALSE
10131,3,3,37,Saboteur!,Andy,FALSE
10132,3,3,37,"Andy, it's not---",Josh,FALSE
10133,3,3,37,Saboteur!  I'm going to kill you for real.  This game--- the game is over.  I'm really going to shoot you.,Andy,FALSE
10134,3,3,38,Hey Dwight.,Michael,FALSE
10135,3,3,38,Hey.,Dwight,FALSE
10136,3,3,38,Do you want an M&M?,Michael,FALSE
10137,3,3,38,No thanks I'm stuffed.,Dwight,FALSE
10138,3,3,38,"No seriously.  You should have an M&M, they're really good.",Michael,FALSE
10139,3,3,38,...ok. [takes and eats several M&M's],Dwight,FALSE
10140,3,3,38,"They're good, huh?",Michael,FALSE
10141,3,3,38,...so good.,Dwight,FALSE
10142,3,3,38,Hey.  I thought you weren't supposed to eat anything for a couple hours after you've had a crown put in.,Michael,FALSE
10143,3,3,38,"They have this new kind of quick drying bonding, so...",Dwight,FALSE
10144,3,3,38,Sounds like a good dentist.,Michael,FALSE
10145,3,3,38,"Oh, yeah.",Dwight,FALSE
10146,3,3,38,What's his name?,Michael,FALSE
10147,3,3,38,[long pause] Crentist.,Dwight,FALSE
10148,3,3,38,Your dentist's name is Crentist.,Michael,FALSE
10149,3,3,38,Yep.,Dwight,FALSE
10150,3,3,38,Huh.  Sounds a lot like dentist.,Michael,FALSE
10151,3,3,38,Maybe that's why he became a dentist.,Dwight,FALSE
10152,3,3,39,Let me see your teeth.  Let me see 'em.  Let me see 'em.,Michael,FALSE
10153,3,3,39,[reluctantly opens his mouth and Michael peers inside]  Ahh.  Aaaah.,Dwight,FALSE
10154,3,3,39,You should... floss.,Michael,FALSE
10155,3,3,39,I know...,Dwight,FALSE
10156,3,3,39,[exhales] Well then... I am glad you're ok.,Michael,FALSE
10157,3,3,40,"Business is like a jungle.  And I... am like a tiger.  And Dwight, is like a monkey, that stabs the tiger in the back with a stick.  Does the tiger fire the monkey?  Does the tiger transfer the monkey to another branch?  [smiling] Pun.  There is no way of knowing what goes on inside the tiger's head.  We don't have the technology.",Michael,FALSE
10158,3,3,41,"Dwight, can I talk to you for a second?",Michael,FALSE
10159,3,3,42,"[in Michael's office] Wow, this is tough.",Michael,FALSE
10160,3,3,42,What?,Dwight,FALSE
10161,3,3,42,Ohhhh.  Arrrgggh!,Michael,FALSE
10162,3,3,42,What is it?,Dwight,FALSE
10163,3,3,42,"Well, I just got off the phone with Jan.  And um... she demoted me.",Michael,FALSE
10164,3,3,42,No.,Dwight,FALSE
10165,3,3,42,Yeah. You know what the craziest part of this is? She demoted me to your job!,Michael,FALSE
10166,3,3,42,Gahh!,Dwight,FALSE
10167,3,3,42,"And she said that you should be expecting a call later from corporate, and that um, I guess that means that you are going to be acting manager of Dunder Mifflin, Scranton.",Michael,FALSE
10168,3,3,42,I can't believe this news.  That--- wow.,Dwight,FALSE
10169,3,3,42,I know.  I told her I didn't know whether you'd wanna do it... because you've always been so loyal to me.  You've been my most trusted ally.,Michael,FALSE
10170,3,3,42,You said that?,Dwight,FALSE
10171,3,3,42,"Yep, I did.  I did.  But I think... you should do it.",Michael,FALSE
10172,3,3,42,"Well... Gosh, if you think I should.  Then I will.",Dwight,FALSE
10173,3,3,42,"[exhales] Perfect, well, we're settled.",Michael,FALSE
10174,3,3,42,All right.,Dwight,FALSE
10175,3,3,42,"All right.  Well then, you are now acting manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton Branch, and I... am assistant regional manager.",Michael,FALSE
10176,3,3,42,"Assistant to the regional manager.  Thank you Michael, for staying on.   I really appreciate it.",Dwight,FALSE
10177,3,3,42,Ohh..,Michael,FALSE
10178,3,3,42,Hey... I can't imagine this place without you.,Dwight,FALSE
10179,3,3,42,[muttering] Can't you?  That's so nice.,Michael,FALSE
10180,3,3,43,Well... I guess we should go tell the troops.,Michael,FALSE
10181,3,3,43,"Yeah, when I'm ready, Mike. [Dwight exhales, Michael looks at the camera] Ok let's do it.",Dwight,FALSE
10182,3,3,44,"Hey, hi, hello.  Everybody, I have some good news, and I have some bad news.  I... am being replaced, as your leader, by Dwight.",Michael,FALSE
10183,3,3,44,You're kidding...,Phyllis,FALSE
10184,3,3,44,"You might think that I am kidding, and I understand that.",Michael,FALSE
10185,3,3,44,Congratulations Dwight.,Angela,FALSE
10186,3,3,44,Thank you Angela.,Dwight,FALSE
10187,3,3,44,But... why Dwight?,Stanley,FALSE
10188,3,3,44,"Because, Dwight... never lies.",Michael,FALSE
10189,3,3,44,How does that qualify him to run a branch?,Stanley,FALSE
10190,3,3,44,Because that's all it takes.,Michael,FALSE
10191,3,3,45,"Ok, Dwight, would you like to say a few words to everybody... about loyalty?",Michael,FALSE
10192,3,3,45,"Thank you Michael.  I just want to say, to the few of you who will remain under my employ, that I intend to lead you into the black!  With ferocity!",Dwight,FALSE
10193,3,3,46,"Michael, what will you do?",Phyllis,FALSE
10194,3,3,46,"Oh, I'll be fine.",Michael,FALSE
10195,3,3,46,Do you have any savings?,Kevin,FALSE
10196,3,3,46,"No, no, I don't, but---",Michael,FALSE
10197,3,3,46,"Michael, you might lose your condo.",Kevin,FALSE
10198,3,3,46,I... won't.   I won't.,Michael,FALSE
10199,3,3,47,"I have this little vacuum cleaner that's broken.  If Dwight doesn't work out, maybe that could be manager.",Pam,FALSE
10200,3,3,48,Maybe I'll quit.,Phyllis,FALSE
10201,3,3,49,It's really happening!,Angela,FALSE
10202,3,3,49,Yes.,Dwight,FALSE
10203,3,3,49,We can make a difference here.,Angela,FALSE
10204,3,3,49,I,Dwight,FALSE
10205,3,3,49,You alone?  Because I thought together we could---,Angela,FALSE
10206,3,3,49,"Oh please, don't be naive.  But you can be in charge of the women.",Dwight,FALSE
10207,3,3,50,[whispering] Look how cute he is!  He's trying to shoot with a smoke grenade.,Karen,FALSE
10208,3,3,50,I'm sorry what are you whispering about?,Jim,FALSE
10209,3,3,50,"I'm sorry nothing, just concentrate on turning around.",Karen,FALSE
10210,3,3,50,I'm trying---,Jim,FALSE
10211,3,3,50,Just tap S then D.,Karen,FALSE
10212,3,3,50,Oh.,Jim,FALSE
10213,3,3,50,[her players gun is pointed directly at Jim's player's head] Any... last words?  No?,Karen,FALSE
10214,3,3,50,"What? [Karen's player shoots Jim's player, 'You killed Jim Halpert' appears on the screen, Karen giggles]",Jim,FALSE
10215,3,3,50,Wow. Psychopath.  [Karen grins widely at Jim],Jim,FALSE
10216,3,3,51,What?,Pam,FALSE
10217,3,3,51,I'm just looking.,Creed,FALSE
10218,3,3,51,Please go back to your desk.,Pam,FALSE
10219,3,3,51,In a minute.,Creed,FALSE
10220,3,3,52,"Well, I remember why I dress the way I do at work.  But I'm gonna keep the clothes.  I mean, it'll be cool to just have some after work clothes that aren't pajamas.",Pam,FALSE
10221,3,3,53,"Well, I guess it's time, that I turn over the keys, to the famous Sebring.",Michael,FALSE
10222,3,3,53,[smiling] No thank you.,Dwight,FALSE
10223,3,3,53,"It's a corporate lease Dwight, you've earned it.",Michael,FALSE
10224,3,3,53,No thanks.,Dwight,FALSE
10225,3,3,53,What?,Michael,FALSE
10226,3,3,53,Not my style.,Dwight,FALSE
10227,3,3,53,But you said you liked it.  You've always admired it.,Michael,FALSE
10228,3,3,53,"Well that was before.  I'm thinking about getting something German, something with decent gas mileage.  Plus, that convertible, it's a ridiculous choice for this climate.",Dwight,FALSE
10229,3,3,53,[Michael finally breaks] Take it back.,Michael,FALSE
10230,3,3,53,[confused] No.,Dwight,FALSE
10231,3,3,53,That's my car.,Michael,FALSE
10232,3,3,53,What did you---,Dwight,FALSE
10233,3,3,53,THAT'S MY CAR.,Michael,FALSE
10234,3,3,53,Yes.,Dwight,FALSE
10235,3,3,54,"I know, Dwight.  I know.  I know.  I know.",Michael,FALSE
10236,3,3,54,You know what?,Dwight,FALSE
10237,3,3,54,Jan called me about your little meeting!,Michael,FALSE
10238,3,3,54,No!,Dwight,FALSE
10239,3,3,54,"I know, what you did.  I made the whole thing up, Dwight.",Michael,FALSE
10240,3,3,54,I think the Sebring's cool.  It's cool.  The Seabring's cool.  It has a cassette and it has a CD.,Dwight,FALSE
10241,3,3,54,"Oh do you?  Do you like the Sebring--- HOW DARE YOU?!  How dare you, Dwight?",Michael,FALSE
10242,3,3,54,[Dwight gets on his knees and puts his face down on the ground] Don't fire me.  Please.,Dwight,FALSE
10243,3,3,54,Give me one good reason why I should fire you RIGHT HERE ON THE SPOT?!,Michael,FALSE
10244,3,3,54,[terrified] I HAVE EXCELLENT SALES NUMBERS!,Dwight,FALSE
10245,3,3,54,Not.  Good.  Enough!,Michael,FALSE
10246,3,3,54,[sobbing] I'll do anything!  Anything!  I'll do your laundry for a month!  For a year!,Dwight,FALSE
10247,3,3,54,I have a laundry machine!,Michael,FALSE
10248,3,3,54,"I'm sorry!  I'll do anything, I swear. [squeaking, crying]",Dwight,FALSE
10249,3,3,54,I don't know if I can trust you anymore.,Michael,FALSE
10250,3,3,54,"You can't.  You can't.  But I promise I'll never betray you again.  What can I do, Michael.  What can I do?  [Michael exhales]  What can I do?  [Dwight has his face to the ground but his butt raised high in the air] What can I do?  What can I do?",Dwight,FALSE
10251,3,3,54,"You can get up.  Get up. [Dwight gets up with spit hanging from his lips] And you can hug it out, bitch.  [Dwight and Michael have a firm embrace]",Michael,FALSE
10252,3,3,55,"Hug it out, bitch.  That is what men say to each other, after a fight.  They hug it out, and doing so, the just... let it go.  And walk away.  And they're done.  Not a good idea to say that to a woman however.  I have found.  It doesn't translate.",Michael,FALSE
10253,3,3,56,"[leaving his desk for the day, pretends pull the pen out of a pretend grenade, and tosses it to Karen]",Jim,FALSE
10254,3,3,56,"[throws some desk material in the air to signify debris from the grenade explosion, grins as Jim walks away]",Karen,FALSE
10255,3,3,57,"Yep.  Yeah, we hugged it out.  But, it turns out, I was still a little angry.  So, I felt I needed to punish him, just a little bit more, [cut to Dwight standing on a box with 'LIAR' written on a piece of paper hung around his neck, Dwight's head hung in shame] and I'm making him do my laundry for a year.",Michael,FALSE
10256,3,3,58,Okay. [Jan leaves Michael's office; Dwight enters],Michael,FALSE
10257,3,3,58,Hey. [shuts door] Is everything okay?,Dwight,FALSE
10258,3,3,58,"It is not your business, Dwight.",Michael,FALSE
10259,3,3,58,"If the branch is in trouble, there are things you can do.",Dwight,FALSE
10260,3,3,58,"What do you know about management, Dwight?",Michael,FALSE
10261,3,3,58,I know that we need to cut costs.  We could fire Meredith. That's a big cost.,Dwight,FALSE
10262,3,3,58,I'm not firing anyone.,Michael,FALSE
10263,3,3,58,"Creed might be living here, we could charge him rent.",Dwight,FALSE
10264,3,3,58,... What?,Michael,FALSE
10265,3,3,59,"Four nights a week, I sleep under my desk, and then three nights I stay at my place in Toronto. They don't know about this job up there. It's a welfare state. Beautiful countries, both of 'em.",Creed,FALSE
10266,3,3,60,"Okay. Here we go. Everybody, you know what? It dawned on me we were all in there watching a movie together before we were so rudely interrupted, Let's get back in there. [no takers] Come on. Movie Monday! Come on, Stanley let's go.",Michael,FALSE
10267,3,3,60,[standing at the supply shelf] I'm on the phone.,Stanley,FALSE
10268,3,3,60,Ryan?,Michael,FALSE
10269,3,3,60,I'm pretty sure Jan said that we're not supposed to.,Ryan,FALSE
10270,3,3,60,"Okay, well, we had scheduled this time to watch a movie together, so I guess I will just go play some online Scrabble.",Michael,FALSE
10271,3,3,60,[looks to Angela],Dwight,FALSE
10272,3,3,60,[shakes her head disapprovingly],Angela,FALSE
10273,3,3,61,"The Schrutes are a very loyal breed. But I also have Mannheim blood from my German grandmother. And the Mannheims knew when to cut and run. No sense going down with a losing regime. But the Schrute blood... It's amazing that when these two bloods mix, the whole thing didn't explode.",Dwight,FALSE
10274,3,3,62,"So, she sleeps with him, but she is still in love with the head surgeon, um, the McDreamy guy, and she starts crying, but the dorky doctor, he's in love with her... [phone rings]",Michael,FALSE
10275,3,3,62,"Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. ... Uh, sure, I'll get him for you. [to Michael] It's Jan for you.",Pam,FALSE
10276,3,3,62,Really?,Michael,FALSE
10277,3,3,62,Yeah.,Pam,FALSE
10278,3,3,63,"I may have a few weeks ago faked a call from Jan in order to get out of a synopsis of, I think it was, Navy: NCIS. Since then, Michael's been suspicious.",Pam,FALSE
10279,3,3,64,Nnnnice. Wow!,Kevin,FALSE
10280,3,3,65,"[playing Call of Duty] Oh? Someone's left out in the open, taking a little siesta. Not smart. [shoots] Yes! Finally killed you... [Karen's desk is empty]",Jim,FALSE
10281,3,3,65,"Hey, Jim?",Jan,FALSE
10282,3,3,65,"Hey, Jan.",Jim,FALSE
10283,3,3,65,How's work going?,Jan,FALSE
10284,3,3,65,[nervously] Pretty good.,Jim,FALSE
10285,3,3,65,"[kills Jim's character, giggles] Oh, you know what, I gotta see Josh right now, but remind me to tell you what Dwight said to me earlier, okay? You'll get a big kick out of it. [leaves]",Jan,FALSE
10286,3,3,65,[baffled expression],Jim,FALSE
10287,3,3,66,Things are a little bit... different here in Stamford. [shrug] It's not bad.,Jim,FALSE
10288,3,4,1,"Hey Ryan, can I get you a pencil from the warehouse?",Michael,FALSE
10289,3,4,1,"Uh, no thanks, I'm good.",Ryan,FALSE
10290,3,4,1,"Oh, it's okay, I'm going down.",Michael,FALSE
10291,3,4,1,"Um...  Yeah, absolutely.",Ryan,FALSE
10292,3,4,1,"All right, I'll be right back. [goes down pretend stairs]",Michael,FALSE
10293,3,4,1,[laughs uproariously and applauds] Whoo!,Dwight,FALSE
10294,3,4,1,[hands Ryan pencil]  There you go.,Michael,FALSE
10295,3,4,1,Awesome!,Dwight,FALSE
10296,3,4,1,Thank you.,Ryan,FALSE
10297,3,4,1,You're welcome.,Michael,FALSE
10298,3,4,1,"Michael, can you get me a pen from down in the warehouse?",Dwight,FALSE
10299,3,4,1,Don't mind if I do.  See you in a minute.  [goes back down pretend stairs and grabs pen from Stanley's desk],Michael,FALSE
10300,3,4,1,Okay. [continues to laugh] Whoo!,Dwight,FALSE
10301,3,4,1,"There you go, fresh from the warehouse.",Michael,FALSE
10302,3,4,1,"Hey Michael, would you get me some coffee from the warehouse?",Pam,FALSE
10303,3,4,1,"There's coffee in the kitchen, Pam.",Michael,FALSE
10304,3,4,1,But the warehouse coffee tastes SO much better.,Pam,FALSE
10305,3,4,1,"Yeah.  Yes, it's better.  It's great.",Ryan and others,FALSE
10306,3,4,1,"[breathless] All right.  Okay. [goes back down pretend stairs, crawls on belly to the kitchen for the coffee]",Michael,FALSE
10307,3,4,2,I am like Bette Midler in For the Boys.  Gotta keep the troops entertained.,Michael,FALSE
10308,3,4,3,[after Michael returns with coffee] With cream and sugar?,Pam,FALSE
10309,3,4,3,[sighs] All right.,Michael,FALSE
10310,3,4,4,"[on speakerphone] So, I wanted to let you know that we lost Ed Truck.",Jan,FALSE
10311,3,4,4,"Oookay.  Let me see if I have his cell.  Is this the only reason you are calling, Jan?  Or does somebody miss me?",Michael,FALSE
10312,3,4,4,"Michael, Ed died over the weekend.",Jan,FALSE
10313,3,4,4,"Oh, wow.",Michael,FALSE
10314,3,4,5,"Attention, everybody.  I just received a call from corporate with some news they felt that I should know first.  My old boss Ed Truck has died.",Michael,FALSE
10315,3,4,5,"Oh, Michael, that's such terrible news!  You must feel so sad.",Kelly,FALSE
10316,3,4,5,"Yes, I am.  It's very sad.  Because he was my boss.",Michael,FALSE
10317,3,4,5,That's a shame.  Ed was a good guy.,Phyllis,FALSE
10318,3,4,5,"That's right, you worked with him.  So did Creed.  Well, I'll be in my office in case anybody wants to drop by.  Cheer me up.",Michael,FALSE
10319,3,4,6,So did you hear the news?,Michael,FALSE
10320,3,4,6,The news that you just announced?  That Ed died?,Pam,FALSE
10321,3,4,6,Yeah.,Michael,FALSE
10322,3,4,6,Is there anything I can do?,Pam,FALSE
10323,3,4,6,"Oh, gosh, what can anybody do, really?  It's... pssssh... .  He was almost 70.  Circle of life.",Michael,FALSE
10324,3,4,6,Yeah.,Pam,FALSE
10325,3,4,6,[holds out arms to Pam],Michael,FALSE
10326,3,4,6,Oh.  Okay.,Pam,FALSE
10327,3,4,6,Yeah.  Mmmmmm.,Michael,FALSE
10328,3,4,6,[extricating herself] Okay.,Pam,FALSE
10329,3,4,7,"What's going on with Fairfield County schools?  Karen, did you generate that price list?",Josh,FALSE
10330,3,4,7,"Um, shoot.  Uh, I will.  Sorry.",Karen,FALSE
10331,3,4,7,"Okay, just get it done.  Jim, will you make sure?",Josh,FALSE
10332,3,4,7,"Oh yeah, definitely.",Jim,FALSE
10333,3,4,7,"[coughing out his words] Suck up!  Josh, did you hear what I said?",Andy,FALSE
10334,3,4,7,"Thank you, everyone.",Josh,FALSE
10335,3,4,8,[at vending machine] Dammit.,Karen,FALSE
10336,3,4,8,What's up?,Jim,FALSE
10337,3,4,8,"Uh, nothing.  They're just out of Herr's chips.",Karen,FALSE
10338,3,4,8,Oh.,Jim,FALSE
10339,3,4,8,But don't worry about it.  My snack food doesn't fall under the umbrella of your authority.,Karen,FALSE
10340,3,4,8,"Mmm, that's where you're wrong.  I'm your project supervisor today, and I have just decided that we're not doing anything until you get the chips that you require.  So, I think we should go get some.  Now, please.",Jim,FALSE
10341,3,4,9,"It's a real shame about Ed, huh?",Creed,FALSE
10342,3,4,9,Yeah.  Must really have you thinkin'.,Michael,FALSE
10343,3,4,9,About what?,Creed,FALSE
10344,3,4,9,"The older you get, the bigger the chance is you're gonna die.  You knew that.",Michael,FALSE
10345,3,4,9,Ed was decapitated.,Creed,FALSE
10346,3,4,9,What?,Michael,FALSE
10347,3,4,9,Really?,Dwight,FALSE
10348,3,4,9,"He was drunk as a skunk, he was flying down Route 6.  He slides under an 18 wheeler.  Pop.  It snaps right off.",Creed,FALSE
10349,3,4,9,Oh my God.,Michael,FALSE
10350,3,4,9,That is the way to go.  Instant death.  Very smart.,Dwight,FALSE
10351,3,4,9,You know a human can go on living for several hours after being decapitated.,Creed,FALSE
10352,3,4,9,You're thinking of a chicken.,Dwight,FALSE
10353,3,4,9,What did I say?,Creed,FALSE
10354,3,4,10,"That is just not the way a Dunder Mifflin manager should go, I'm sorry.  Alone, out of the blue, and not even have his own head to comfort him.",Michael,FALSE
10355,3,4,11,"[clears throat] So, I'm not exactly sure how to say this...",Michael,FALSE
10356,3,4,11,Ed was decapitated.,Dwight,FALSE
10357,3,4,11,What are you doing?,Michael,FALSE
10358,3,4,11,You said you didn't know how to say it.,Dwight,FALSE
10359,3,4,11,I didn't... he was driving on the road and he went under a truck.  And that's when his head was separated from the rest of him.  And I will let you know more as soon as I find out.,Michael,FALSE
10360,3,4,12,Hey.,Dwight,FALSE
10361,3,4,12,Hi.,Angela,FALSE
10362,3,4,12,"If my head ever comes off, I would like you to put it on ice.",Dwight,FALSE
10363,3,4,12,I do not wanna talk about this.,Angela,FALSE
10364,3,4,13,"When I die, I wanna be frozen. And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it.  I will wake up stronger than ever because I will have used that time to figure out exactly why I died and what moves I could have used to defend myself better now that I know what hold he had me in.",Dwight,FALSE
10365,3,4,14,"I don't understand. We have a day honoring Martin Luther King, but he didn't even work here.",Michael,FALSE
10366,3,4,14,"[on speakerphone] I understand how you feel, Michael.  I really do.  So, would it be helpful to give everyone the day off?",Jan,FALSE
10367,3,4,14,"You really don't get it, do you?  You don't understand these people.  That is the last thing that they would want is a day off.",Michael,FALSE
10368,3,4,14,"Well, what would you suggest?",Jan,FALSE
10369,3,4,14,[thoughtfully] A statue.,Michael,FALSE
10370,3,4,14,Of Ed?,Jan,FALSE
10371,3,4,14,Yeah.,Michael,FALSE
10372,3,4,14,[scoffs] I'm not sure that's realistic.,Jan,FALSE
10373,3,4,14,"Well, I think it would be very realistic, it would look just like him.",Michael,FALSE
10374,3,4,14,"No, that's not---",Jan,FALSE
10375,3,4,14,"We could have his eyes light up, we could have his arms move...",Michael,FALSE
10376,3,4,14,"That is not a statue, that is a robot.",Dwight,FALSE
10377,3,4,14,I think that is a great way to honor Ed.,Michael,FALSE
10378,3,4,14,And how big do you want this robot?,Dwight,FALSE
10379,3,4,14,Life-size.,Michael,FALSE
10380,3,4,14,"Mm, no.  Better make it two-thirds.  Easier to stop if it turns on us.",Dwight,FALSE
10381,3,4,14,What the hell are you two talking about?,Jan,FALSE
10382,3,4,14,"Well, we are talking about how to properly honor a man who gave his life as regional manager of this company, Jan.",Michael,FALSE
10383,3,4,14,"You know what, Michael?  I've really tried with you today...",Jan,FALSE
10384,3,4,14,Mm hm.,Michael,FALSE
10385,3,4,14,...and I have to get back to work.,Jan,FALSE
10386,3,4,14,Oh do you?  You know who wished they could get back to work is Ed Truck.,Michael,FALSE
10387,3,4,14,So call me when you feel like having a real conversation.,Jan,FALSE
10388,3,4,14,But Ed truck can't because he is---,Michael,FALSE
10389,3,4,14,Goodbye. [hangs up],Jan,FALSE
10390,3,4,14,DEAD.,Michael,FALSE
10391,3,4,14,Look [holding up sketch] I gave him a six foot extension cord so he can't chase us.,Dwight,FALSE
10392,3,4,14,That's perfect.,Michael,FALSE
10393,3,4,15,"Okay, that is a 'no' on the on the West Side Market.",Jim,FALSE
10394,3,4,15,"Okay, great.  I think that's enough.  Can I get back to work now?",Karen,FALSE
10395,3,4,15,Wow.  Never pegged you for a quitter.,Jim,FALSE
10396,3,4,15,I am NOT a quitter.  I will do this all day if you want.,Karen,FALSE
10397,3,4,15,Really?,Jim,FALSE
10398,3,4,15,"Yeah, all day.",Karen,FALSE
10399,3,4,15,Hey.  What are we doing?   What's the game?  I want in.,Andy,FALSE
10400,3,4,15,"Oh, there's no game.  We're just trying to get these chips for Karen.",Jim,FALSE
10401,3,4,15,Did you check the vending machine?,Andy,FALSE
10402,3,4,15,"Oh, the vending machines!  How did we miss that?",Karen,FALSE
10403,3,4,15,I have no idea.  We went right for the copier.,Jim,FALSE
10404,3,4,15,Mm.,Karen,FALSE
10405,3,4,15,And then we checked the fax machine.,Jim,FALSE
10406,3,4,15,"Yeah, nothing there.",Karen,FALSE
10407,3,4,15,Did you check your... butt?,Andy,FALSE
10408,3,4,16,"Oohh... can you imagine how much blood there was?  If it happened right here, it would reach all the way to reception.  Probably get on Pam.",Michael,FALSE
10409,3,4,16,Okay that's enough.,Phyllis,FALSE
10410,3,4,16,What?,Michael,FALSE
10411,3,4,16,We do not wanna hear about this.,Stanley,FALSE
10412,3,4,16,"Well, you know what?  I didn't wanna hear about it either, Stanley, but I did and now I can't stop picturing it.  He leaves work, he's on his way home... wham!  His cappa is detated from his head!",Michael,FALSE
10413,3,4,16,You have just spit on my face.,Stanley,FALSE
10414,3,4,16,"Well, you know what?  There's something wrong with you.  There is something wrong with everybody in here.  Because we have lost a member of our family and you don't wanna talk about it, you don't wanna think about it, you just wanna get back to work!",Michael,FALSE
10415,3,4,17,"There are five stages to grief, which are [glancing at computer screen] denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance.  And right now, out there, they're all denying the fact that they're sad.  And that's   hard.  And it's making them all angry.  And it is my job to try to get them all the way through to acceptance.  And if not acceptance, then just depression.  If I can get them depressed, then I'll have done my job.",Michael,FALSE
10416,3,4,18,"I am going to throw you this ball.  When you catch the ball, I want you to say the name of a person very important to you, somebody really special who died, and then I want you to say how they died, and you may cry if you like, that is encouraged.  Let me just start.  Let me show you how this works.   I catch the ball.  I lost Ed Truck.  And... it feels like somebody took my heart and dropped it into a bucket of boiling tears... and at the same time, somebody else is hitting my soul in the crotch with a frozen sledgehammer... and then a third guy walks in and starts punching me in the grief bone... and I'm crying, and nobody can hear me, because I am terribly, terribly... terribly alone.",Michael,FALSE
10417,3,4,18,"Excuse me, I'm sorry to interrupt, uh, I need to see Pam.  There seems to be, like, something wrong with the radiator in her car.",Roy,FALSE
10418,3,4,18,"Okay, fine.  Hurry back.",Michael,FALSE
10419,3,4,18,[as they leave] There's nothing wrong with your car.  I just thought you might like a break from the 'grief counseling' session.,Roy,FALSE
10420,3,4,18,Oh.  I would like a break.,Pam,FALSE
10421,3,4,19,How are you likin' the new car?,Roy,FALSE
10422,3,4,19,Great.,Pam,FALSE
10423,3,4,19,Yeah?  Sure is small.  Got airbags?,Roy,FALSE
10424,3,4,19,"I think so.  I don't know, I was mainly focused on the cup holders.",Pam,FALSE
10425,3,4,19,"[laughs]  Well, you're not still driving so fast, are you?   Yeah.",Roy,FALSE
10426,3,4,20,"[on phone]  Hi, yeah.  This is Mike from the West Side Market.  Well, we get a shipment of Herr's salt and vinegar chips, and we ordered that about three weeks ago and haven't ... . yeah.  You have 'em in the warehouse.  Great.  What is my store number... six.  Wait, no.  I'll call you back. [quickly hangs up] Shut up [to Karen].",Jim,FALSE
10427,3,4,20,[laughing] Six?,Karen,FALSE
10428,3,4,21,"[as Pam returns to conference room] Okay, we can start.  Um...",Michael,FALSE
10429,3,4,21,You waited for me?,Pam,FALSE
10430,3,4,21,"Yeah.  Pam, you're a member of this family.  So we will wait for our family members. Phyllis, you wanna give it a shot?",Michael,FALSE
10431,3,4,21,"[grabbing ball] I got it.  When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins.  When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered, that I had resorbed the other fetus.  Do I regret this?  No.  I believe his tissue has made me stronger.  I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.",Dwight,FALSE
10432,3,4,21,"Okay, why don't you throw the ball to somebody else.",Michael,FALSE
10433,3,4,21,[throwing ball back] Nope.,Stanley,FALSE
10434,3,4,21,"[returning ball to Stanley] Oh, yes Stanley.  Come on.  Your turn, you have to go.",Michael,FALSE
10435,3,4,21,I will NOT. [throws ball back],Stanley,FALSE
10436,3,4,21,Okay... I'm going to toss the ball to Pam.,Michael,FALSE
10437,3,4,21,"Let's see.  I had an aunt that I was really close to.  She was this amazing female boxer.  Um, anyway, she was injured in a fight, and she was paralyzed.  So, you can imagine how upset I was when I found out that she asked her manager to remove her breathing tube so she could die.",Pam,FALSE
10438,3,4,21,"Wow.  If you wanna cry, that's okay.",Michael,FALSE
10439,3,4,21,"[catching ball]  Thanks.  Um, a few years ago, my family was on a safari in Africa and, um, my cousin, Mufasa was um, he was trampled to death by a pack of wildebeests and, um, we all... took it really hard.  All of us kind of in the audience of what happened.",Ryan,FALSE
10440,3,4,21,Do you want to talk about it anymore?,Michael,FALSE
10441,3,4,21,"Oh, it would probably take me like an hour and a half to tell that whole story.",Ryan,FALSE
10442,3,4,21,"Me, me, me, me, me me. [catches ball]  Yes.  Okay, um.  I was trying to throw this party once.  And everyone was over for the weekend.  And then my uncle Bernie died, and so me and my best friend, we had  to pretend like he was alive, so...",Kevin,FALSE
10443,3,4,21,Wait a second.  That's Weekend at Bernie's. [upset] Do you think that this is a game?,Michael,FALSE
10444,3,4,21,"Well, there is a ball.",Phyllis,FALSE
10445,3,4,21,"All right, we're starting over.",Michael,FALSE
10446,3,4,21,"No, I'm done.",Stanley,FALSE
10447,3,4,21,You are not leaving.  No!  We are not done.,Michael,FALSE
10448,3,4,21,We really have a lot of work to do right now.,Angela,FALSE
10449,3,4,21,"Yeah.  Well, you know what?  The guy who had my job has died.  And nobody cares!  And he sat at my desk. [breaking down]",Michael,FALSE
10450,3,4,21,"Michael, look.  I know this is hard for you, but death's just a part of life.  I mean, just this morning I saw a little bird fly into the glass doors downstairs and die.  And I had to keep going.",Toby,FALSE
10451,3,4,21,How do you know?,Michael,FALSE
10452,3,4,21,What?,Toby,FALSE
10453,3,4,21,That that bird was dead?  Did you check its breathing?,Michael,FALSE
10454,3,4,21,It was obvious...,Toby,FALSE
10455,3,4,21,"Was its heart beating, Toby?  Did you check it?  No, of course you didn't.  You're not a veterinarian.  You don't know ANYTHING! [runs out of conference room crying]",Michael,FALSE
10456,3,4,21,Michael! [following Michael downstairs] Michael.   Michael ...,Dwight,FALSE
10457,3,4,21,"[seeing bird] Oh, God!",Michael,FALSE
10458,3,4,21,[in disgust] Oh...,Dwight,FALSE
10459,3,4,21,"Oh my God!  Oh my God, come on ...",Michael,FALSE
10460,3,4,21,Poor little fella.,Dwight,FALSE
10461,3,4,21,Oh shhhh--oot!,Michael,FALSE
10462,3,4,21,He is a goner.,Dwight,FALSE
10463,3,4,21,"No, he's not.",Michael,FALSE
10464,3,4,21,Yeah.,Dwight,FALSE
10465,3,4,21,"No, he's not. [cradling bird next to face]",Michael,FALSE
10466,3,4,21,"Michael, get him away from your head!  He is covered in germs and bacteria!",Dwight,FALSE
10467,3,4,21,"Well, you can't get diseases from a bird!",Michael,FALSE
10468,3,4,22,A dead bird should not be in the kitchen!,Angela,FALSE
10469,3,4,22,We don't know if it's dead.,Michael,FALSE
10470,3,4,22,"Ugh, no that thing is",Kelly,FALSE
10471,3,4,22,You want me to flush him?,Dwight,FALSE
10472,3,4,23,Attention everybody.  This will only take a second of your time.  Today at 4 p.m. we will be meeting in the parking lot to have a funeral service for this bird.,Michael,FALSE
10473,3,4,23,I have a lot of work to do.,Meredith,FALSE
10474,3,4,23,"Well, I'm sorry to inconvenience you, Meredith.  But that is what you do when things die.  You honor them.  Toby killed this bird.  And now we are going to honor it.",Michael,FALSE
10475,3,4,23,But...,Angela,FALSE
10476,3,4,23,"No, no, no!  That's enough!  You know what?  This bird is dead.  He died alone.  The least you can do is be there for him now. [to Dwight] Find a box for him.",Michael,FALSE
10477,3,4,24,I'm calling a supermarket in Montreal.,Karen,FALSE
10478,3,4,24,Nice!,Jim,FALSE
10479,3,4,24,[on phone] Bonjour.  Je cherche des tchips de la marque Herr's.  Non?  Ah... merci quand meme.  Au revoir.,Karen,FALSE
10480,3,4,24,Sounded good.,Jim,FALSE
10481,3,4,24,Thanks.,Karen,FALSE
10482,3,4,25,[crying],Kelly,FALSE
10483,3,4,25,"It's okay.  It's okay. [pats Kelly on shoulder] Shh... yes, I know, I know. It's been a tough day, but it's good to let it show.",Michael,FALSE
10484,3,4,25,"I mean, how many times to I have to confirm with Ryan [Michael walks away disgusted] for him to know that we have a date tonight?",Kelly,FALSE
10485,3,4,26,[trying to shove bird into a can] Argh... gah!,Dwight,FALSE
10486,3,4,26,What are... What are you doing?,Michael,FALSE
10487,3,4,26,"What?  No, this is about the right size.",Dwight,FALSE
10488,3,4,26,"No, God, no it's not!  What is the matter with you?  Is that the beak!?",Michael,FALSE
10489,3,4,27,"I'm sorry, I grew up on a farm.  We slaughtered a pig whenever we wanted bacon.  My grandfather was reburied in an old oil drum. [pause] It would have fit if he had given me another minute.",Dwight,FALSE
10490,3,4,28,I need a box.  I need a box.  A small box... not too confining.,Dwight,FALSE
10491,3,4,28,Is it for the bird?,Pam,FALSE
10492,3,4,28,Yeah.,Dwight,FALSE
10493,3,4,28,I have it covered. [hands Dwight a decorated box],Pam,FALSE
10494,3,4,28,"Oh, thank you.",Dwight,FALSE
10495,3,4,28,If you wanna do something for the funeral...,Pam,FALSE
10496,3,4,28,"Yes, please.",Dwight,FALSE
10497,3,4,28,Maybe you could play a song on your recorder.,Pam,FALSE
10498,3,4,28,Excellent.,Dwight,FALSE
10499,3,4,28,Do you have it with you?,Pam,FALSE
10500,3,4,28,Always. [runs off],Dwight,FALSE
10501,3,4,29,Did I wake up this morning thinking I'd be throwing together a bird funeral?  You never can tell what your day here is  gonna turn into.,Pam,FALSE
10502,3,4,30,[spotting Herr's chips on her desk] Where'd you find them?,Karen,FALSE
10503,3,4,30,Where'd I find what?,Jim,FALSE
10504,3,4,31,"I called the manufacturer, who referred me to distributor, who referred me to the vending machine company, who told me that they sell them in the machines in the building next door.",Jim,FALSE
10505,3,4,32,Glad you could all make it.,Michael,FALSE
10506,3,4,32,You told us we had to.,Kelly,FALSE
10507,3,4,32,"Dwight, do you have the box?",Michael,FALSE
10508,3,4,32,"Actually, I have it.",Pam,FALSE
10509,3,4,32,You made this?  Wow. [impressed] That's... that's very nice.,Michael,FALSE
10510,3,4,33,When I was five my mom told me that my fish went to the hospital in the toilet and it never came back so we had a funeral for it.  And I remember thinking 'I'm a little too old for this.'  And I was,Ryan,FALSE
10511,3,4,34,I'd also like to say a few words if that's okay.,Pam,FALSE
10512,3,4,34,Yes.,Michael,FALSE
10513,3,4,34,"What do we know about this bird?  You might think, 'Not much.  It's just a bird.'  But we do know some things.  We know it was a local bird.  Maybe it's that same bird that surprised Oscar that one morning with a special present from above.",Pam,FALSE
10514,3,4,34,"Oh, I remember that.  That was SO funny.",Kevin,FALSE
10515,3,4,34,"And we know how he died.  Flying into the glass doors.  But you know what?  I don't think he was being stupid.  I think he just really, really wanted to come inside our building to spread his cheer and lift our spirits with a song.",Pam,FALSE
10516,3,4,34,He's not a songbird.,Dwight,FALSE
10517,3,4,34,Shhh.,Michael,FALSE
10518,3,4,34,"An impression, then.  Lastly, we can't help but notice that he was by himself when he died, but of course, we all know that doesn't mean he was alone.  Because I'm sure that there were lots of other birds out there who cared for him very much.  He will not be forgotten.",Pam,FALSE
10519,3,4,34,[quickly] Amen.,Angela,FALSE
10520,3,4,34,[begins playing recorder],Dwight,FALSE
10521,3,4,34,[singing] Just smile for me and let the day begin.  You are the sunshine that lights my heart within... on the wings of love ...,Pam,FALSE
10522,3,4,35,"Society teaches us that  having feelings and crying is bad and wrong. Well, that's baloney, because grief isn't wrong. There is such a thing as good grief. Just ask Charlie Brown.",Michael,FALSE
10523,3,4,36,Let's get back to work.,Dwight,FALSE
10524,3,4,37,Hey Jimmy. Want to see some pictures of my baby?,Hannah,FALSE
10525,3,4,37,Umm... sure.,Jim,FALSE
10526,3,4,37,[shows picture] Here he is.,Hannah,FALSE
10527,3,4,37,[chuckles] He's so cute.,Jim,FALSE
10528,3,4,37,And here's his first bath. Warning: contains nudity.,Hannah,FALSE
10529,3,4,37,"That's okay. [Hannah shows pic of husband naked with baby] Oh, no, it's not. I'm sorry, is that your husband in the tub with him?",Jim,FALSE
10530,3,4,37,You think we should have left our baby in the tub alone? [Jim shakes head] Talk to me when you have kids.,Hannah,FALSE
10531,3,4,37,Sounds good.,Jim,FALSE
10532,3,4,38,[on the phone] Ed Truck died over the weekend.,Jan,FALSE
10533,3,4,38,"Oh, wow. He...",Michael,FALSE
10534,3,4,38,"Yeah. And I know... I know he was your boss, so I thought you should know.",Jan,FALSE
10535,3,4,38,Does his family know?,Michael,FALSE
10536,3,4,38,"Yes, they know, Michael.",Jan,FALSE
10537,3,4,38,But I'm the first in the office?,Michael,FALSE
10538,3,4,38,"I guess, yes. I think it would be appropriate for you to make an announcement to your team, in case they want to pay their respects.",Jan,FALSE
10539,3,4,38,"Okay, yes, sure, I will do that...",Michael,FALSE
10540,3,4,38,Good.,Jan,FALSE
10541,3,4,38,"...'Cause I'm the first to to find out. Nobody else knows and it is my responsibility to tell them. Well, good. How are you holding up? Want me to come over? [Jan hangs up]",Michael,FALSE
10542,3,4,39,"Ed Truck died. And it blows. They say that with grief, time makes it worse, which is bad for me because I found out before anybody so I've had more time to be sad.",Michael,FALSE
10543,3,4,40,"Attention, everyone. As you know, Ed Truck is dead. If you have any contact information on Rolodex files or in Microsoft Outlook, remove it now. Also, if you have any photographs, Pam will make her shredder available during lunch. That is all.",Dwight,FALSE
10544,3,4,41,"Remembering the dead doesn't help anybody. The way to best honor them is to figure out what killed them and prevent that thing from killing anyone ever again. In this case, some sort of steel exoskeleton to protect the neck, or else a device that allows the head to live separately from the body. I'm working on both.",Dwight,FALSE
10545,3,4,42,"I would like you all to clear your schedules this afternoon, because I am telling corporate to send in a grief counselor. We need to find out what is blocking you. And that way, we'll be able to honor Ed the way he deserves to be honored. May he rest in peace.",Michael,FALSE
10546,3,4,42,...ces. [chuckles],Kevin,FALSE
10547,3,4,42,"What was that, Kevin?",Michael,FALSE
10548,3,4,42,Nothing.,Kevin,FALSE
10549,3,4,42,"No, you said something, didn't you?",Michael,FALSE
10550,3,4,42,"May he rest in pieces. [chuckles] You know, because there's, like, two pieces of him.",Kevin,FALSE
10551,3,4,42,You think that's funny.,Michael,FALSE
10552,3,4,42,No. [chuckles],Kevin,FALSE
10553,3,4,42,You are disgusting.,Michael,FALSE
10554,3,4,42,"Michael, no need to call corporate. We are supposed to use Toby. He's trained as a grief counselor.",Dwight,FALSE
10555,3,4,42,"No, that can't be right.",Michael,FALSE
10556,3,4,42,"Well, I am trained in grief counseling, but, ahh, I don't think that's what they need right now.",Toby,FALSE
10557,3,4,42,"Well, then I guess that makes you about the worst grief counselor in the world, doesn't it?",Michael,FALSE
10558,3,4,43,Hey there.,Roy,FALSE
10559,3,4,43,Hi.,Pam,FALSE
10560,3,4,43,So how's your day going?,Roy,FALSE
10561,3,4,43,"Well, I will be spending the entire afternoon in grief counseling for someone I've never met.",Pam,FALSE
10562,3,4,43,That sucks. [laughs] You guys got it much harder up here.,Roy,FALSE
10563,3,4,43,"Closer to the epicenter, I guess.",Pam,FALSE
10564,3,4,43,"[laughs] Cool, all right.",Roy,FALSE
10565,3,4,44,"Well, as you know, Ed Truck passed away. So, I'm here to talk about it if anyone would like to.",Toby,FALSE
10566,3,4,44,Not really.,Kevin,FALSE
10567,3,4,44,"You're ruining it, already. They should not be given the choice.",Michael,FALSE
10568,3,4,45,I did not know Ed Truck. So I will probably spend the day zoning out and planning my weekend. I think Ed would have wanted it that way.,Ryan,FALSE
10569,3,4,46,Is anyone having any trouble eating?,Toby,FALSE
10570,3,4,46,No.,Kevin,FALSE
10571,3,4,46,Concentrating? Is anyone having trouble getting their work done today?,Toby,FALSE
10572,3,4,46,I'm having trouble getting my work done today.,Stanley,FALSE
10573,3,4,46,"Well, look, sometimes things crop up later. So, uhh, you should know I'm always available if anyone would like to talk.",Toby,FALSE
10574,3,4,46,"Wow. Wow. No. No. You are the most heartless, soulless person I've ever met.",Michael,FALSE
10575,3,4,46,"Michael, I'm sorry...",Toby,FALSE
10576,3,4,46,"No. No. Shh. Enough. It is going to take me hours to undo all the damage that your have done here. Dwight, Ryan, I want you to take the table out. We're gonna go on a five minute break, and when you come back, we're going to start with a clean slate, and, in the interim, I would like you to forget everything that Toby has said, okay?",Michael,FALSE
10577,3,4,47,"I don't think I'm overstating it when I say that Toby is a plague on this company. And he is worthless. You give people a chance to shine and they blow it, just like you knew they would. Grief counseling is not about, 'Are you hungry? Would you like a sandwich?' These people are so far gone, you have to stick a food tube down their throats.",Michael,FALSE
10578,3,4,48,"Okay, part of the problem was that Toby talked at you. Now, I am going to talk with you. First off, I want you to be comfortable, because you really can't grieve if you're all tight and buttoned up. So, guys, loosen your ties, just take your jackets off if you want. Ladies, let your hair down. You know what? Even take your shoes off. I wanna get personal and I want you all to really open up. And I want you to know that anything and everything can be said.",Michael,FALSE
10579,3,4,48,Okay. I don't think Kevin should take his shoes off.,Angela,FALSE
10580,3,4,49,My feet do not smell. Angela knows that hyperhidrosis is a medically diagnosed condition.,Kevin,FALSE
10581,3,4,50,"I found an exercise in Toby's binder that he managed to miss, that involves screening the part of you that says, 'I don't wanna do that. I don't wanna talk about that. That is too private.' Here's how it works. I'm going to throw you this ball.",Michael,FALSE
10582,3,4,51,"Yeah, the ball-throwing exercise is in the binder. It's in the section marked, 'Fun Ways To Make Brainstorming Sessions Explode With Excitement and Creativity.'",Toby,FALSE
10583,3,4,52,"Hey, my cousin Billy, they just had the twins.",Roy,FALSE
10584,3,4,52,Really?,Pam,FALSE
10585,3,4,52,Yeah.,Roy,FALSE
10586,3,4,52,"Wow, I thought that was supposed to be, like, next month.",Pam,FALSE
10587,3,4,52,"Yeah, I know. I guess they couldn't wait. I'll bring in a picture if you...",Roy,FALSE
10588,3,4,52,"Yeah, I'd love to see them. Oh, and tell them I say, 'Congratulations.'",Pam,FALSE
10589,3,4,52,Sure.,Roy,FALSE
10590,3,4,52,I should probably head back in.,Pam,FALSE
10591,3,4,52,Yeah?,Roy,FALSE
10592,3,4,52,"But, umm, thanks for the break.",Pam,FALSE
10593,3,4,52,No problem.,Roy,FALSE
10594,3,4,53,[in his office playing with a Dunder Mifflin Truck when it drops and the 'head' of the Truck comes off],Michael,FALSE
10595,3,4,54,"Michael once told me that Home Alone is the saddest movie ever. When I asked him why, he said, 'Because the whole family forgets the kid at home. There is nothing funny about that.'",Pam,FALSE
10596,3,4,55,"That's... Hold it, hold it, hold it. Start, like, right in there. [Dwight digs hole in ground] Just dig.",Michael,FALSE
10597,3,4,55,Ow! God!,Dwight,FALSE
10598,3,4,55,"Okay, give it to me. You don't know what you're doing. All right. [Michael starts digging]",Michael,FALSE
10599,3,4,55,Hey! Hey! What are you guys doing over there?,Man,FALSE
10600,3,4,55,"Nothing. Let's just... all right. [talks to warehouse guys] Guys, do you have a box we could use?",Michael,FALSE
10601,3,5,1,Brain teaser. I have two coins totaling 15 cents and one of them is not a nickel. What are they?,Dwight,FALSE
10602,3,5,1,A dime and a nickel.,Ryan,FALSE
10603,3,5,1,"No, I said one of them is not a nickel.",Dwight,FALSE
10604,3,5,1,But the other one is. I've heard that before.,Ryan,FALSE
10605,3,5,1,"Ok. A man and his son get into a car accident. They are rushed to the hospital. The doctor says, there is no way I can operate on this boy, ...",Dwight,FALSE
10606,3,5,1,Because he's my son. The doctor is the boy's mother.,Ryan,FALSE
10607,3,5,1,A man is found hanging from the ceiling...,Dwight,FALSE
10608,3,5,1,"He stepped on a block of ice, hung himself, and the ice melted.",Ryan,FALSE
10609,3,5,1,A hunter.,Dwight,FALSE
10610,3,5,1,It's a polar bear because you're at the North Pole.,Ryan,FALSE
10611,3,5,1,Damn it!,Dwight,FALSE
10612,3,5,2,Tell me what you did yesterday.,Jan,FALSE
10613,3,5,2,Uhhh... nothing.,Michael,FALSE
10614,3,5,2,Nothing?,Jan,FALSE
10615,3,5,2,"Yeah, nothing. How was your day?",Michael,FALSE
10616,3,5,2,I don't care how your day was Michael.,Jan,FALSE
10617,3,5,2,"Wow. Well. Ok. I don't care how your day was either, Jan. I was just asking you because you asked me. Why do you set me up like that?",Michael,FALSE
10618,3,5,2,Tell me what you did yesterday.,Jan,FALSE
10619,3,5,2,I worked. And then I went home to my condo. And Carol came over. And then we had sex. Is that what you want to hear?,Michael,FALSE
10620,3,5,3,"Never ever, ever sleep with your boss. I am so lucky that Jan and I only got to second base.",Michael,FALSE
10621,3,5,4,"Hi, Pam.",Jan,FALSE
10622,3,5,4,Hi.,Pam,FALSE
10623,3,5,4,"I'm great. So, Pam I would like you to keep a log of everything Michael does hour by hour so we can analyze it at corporate. Ok?",Jan,FALSE
10624,3,5,4,"Oh, I don't know if I'm...",Pam,FALSE
10625,3,5,4,Thanks Pam.,Jan,FALSE
10626,3,5,5,"It's weird. Jan use to treat Michael like he was a ten year old, but lately it's like he's five.",Pam,FALSE
10627,3,5,6,So you excited?,Dwight,FALSE
10628,3,5,6,Yeah.,Ryan,FALSE
10629,3,5,6,Very excited?,Dwight,FALSE
10630,3,5,6,Yes. I'm very excited.,Ryan,FALSE
10631,3,5,6,Extremely excited? ... Just very?  That's cool.,Dwight,FALSE
10632,3,5,7,"I have spent a year here. I have to commit or get out. Dwight's the top salesman in the company and he's taking me on my first sales call today. And, um, I'm excited.",Ryan,FALSE
10633,3,5,8,"I am very excited. Ryan hasn't made a sale yet, but more importantly, he hasn't made an ally yet. Is he going to be a slacker-loser-wise-ass like Jim was? Or is he going to join the Dwight Army of Champions?",Dwight,FALSE
10634,3,5,9,"So what if they're not talking much, then does it makes sense to kind of lead the conversation? You know, just 'till it gets to a point where they are asking questions? [car stops] So where's the sales office?",Ryan,FALSE
10635,3,5,9,"When you are ready to see the sales office, the sales office will present itself to you. Your journey begins now.",Dwight,FALSE
10636,3,5,10,[squeaky chair] Hey.,Karen,FALSE
10637,3,5,10,What?,Jim,FALSE
10638,3,5,10,My chair is squeaking.,Karen,FALSE
10639,3,5,10,Is it?,Jim,FALSE
10640,3,5,10,You took my chair.,Karen,FALSE
10641,3,5,10,"No, I didn't. I took back my chair that you took from me, but I didn't take your chair.",Jim,FALSE
10642,3,5,10,"When you get up, I'm just going to take it back anyway, so...",Karen,FALSE
10643,3,5,10,So I guess I can't get up.,Jim,FALSE
10644,3,5,11,"Hey Koselli, the Kos. Cosby. Hey hey hey. I love Jello Pudding Pops. My son, Theo, loves Jello Pudding Pops too.",Michael,FALSE
10645,3,5,12,"Do you know where we are, temp?",Dwight,FALSE
10646,3,5,12,I know where we're not.,Ryan,FALSE
10647,3,5,12,"I hold in my hand, a beet seed. Take it. [Ryan tries to take it, Dwight closes hand] AH! [Ryan tries again and takes seed] When... Damn it.",Dwight,FALSE
10648,3,5,13,"Hey, Big Tuna, can I talk to you for a second.",Andy,FALSE
10649,3,5,13,Sure.,Jim,FALSE
10650,3,5,13,Can you stand up? And talk to me over there?,Andy,FALSE
10651,3,5,13,That's it? That's what you came up with?,Karen,FALSE
10652,3,5,13,I'm acting my heart out here.,Andy,FALSE
10653,3,5,13,Really?,Karen,FALSE
10654,3,5,13,"Yeah, really. You asked for my help, so I helped.",Andy,FALSE
10655,3,5,14,"Attention Scranton Business Park, there will be complimentary pretzels in the lobby from now until 4 o'clock as a thank you to our loyal tenants.",Announcer,FALSE
10656,3,5,15,Once a year they bring in a little cart and they give away free pretzels. It's really not a big deal. To some people it is.,Pam,FALSE
10657,3,5,16,"Productivity is important but how can I be productive if I have this one little thing in my brain? That I cannot get out. And that one little thing is a soft pretzel. So I'm just going to have my soft pretzel, then I'll get to work, and I'll be super productive. Look out for me.",Michael,FALSE
10658,3,5,17,"[looks at long pretzel line] Oh, shhh... Come on.",Michael,FALSE
10659,3,5,18,"And just as you have planted your seed in the ground, I'm going to plant my seed in you.",Dwight,FALSE
10660,3,5,18,I don't think you know what you're saying.,Ryan,FALSE
10661,3,5,18,"Smells pretty bad, doesn't it?",Dwight,FALSE
10662,3,5,18,Uh huh.,Ryan,FALSE
10663,3,5,18,It's called bull crap and a client can smell it from a mile away.,Dwight,FALSE
10664,3,5,18,Gotcha.,Ryan,FALSE
10665,3,5,18,"Oh hey, I forgot something in my car.  I'll be right back.",Dwight,FALSE
10666,3,5,18,Ok. [Dwight drives away] Of course.,Ryan,FALSE
10667,3,5,19,"I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little, but on Pretzel Day? Well, I like pretzel day.",Stanley,FALSE
10668,3,5,20,Because they acted all tough and everything...,Kelly,FALSE
10669,3,5,20,Uh huh.,Michael,FALSE
10670,3,5,20,"But what they were rapping about was cupcakes and the Chronicles of Narnia. God. Who invented cupcakes, right? I want to...",Kelly,FALSE
10671,3,5,20,"[Phyllis embraces Bob ahead in line] Hey, hey, hey! Phyllis, what are you doing?",Michael,FALSE
10672,3,5,20,I'm just saying hi to Bob.,Phyllis,FALSE
10673,3,5,20,"No, I think you're cutting in line.",Michael,FALSE
10674,3,5,20,"Well settle down, Scott.",Bob,FALSE
10675,3,5,20,"No, I'm not going to settle down.",Michael,FALSE
10676,3,5,20,No way.,Stanley,FALSE
10677,3,5,20,Get in the back please.,Michael,FALSE
10678,3,5,20,Boooooo. Booooo. Back of the line.,Stanley,FALSE
10679,3,5,20,Boooooo. Thank you. [hi-five's Stanley]. That's right.,Michael,FALSE
10680,3,5,20,What a pair of Mary's.,Bob,FALSE
10681,3,5,20,This is Pretzel Day.,Stanley,FALSE
10682,3,5,21,"Hey Dwight, you're a great salesman. Can you teach me? Sure, Ryan. I'll make you the ole commodor.  I'll abandon you in a beet field. Huh. That sounds great, Dwight, I'll really appreciate that. Thank you so much for your mentorship.",Ryan,FALSE
10683,3,5,21,Congratulations resourceful salesman. You have passed the second challenge. Welcome to Schrute Farm.,Dwight,FALSE
10684,3,5,22,[rocks in squeaky chair],Karen,FALSE
10685,3,5,22,"[sings] Love me, love me, say that you love me, fool me, fool me,",Jim,FALSE
10686,3,5,22,stop.,Karen,FALSE
10687,3,5,22,"Go on and fool me. Love me, love me, say that you love me",Jim,FALSE
10688,3,5,22,"This is not fair, this is going to be in my head all day. Please.",Karen,FALSE
10689,3,5,22,"fool me, fool me, go on and fool me. Love me,",Jim,FALSE
10690,3,5,22,This is not a proportionate response.,Karen,FALSE
10691,3,5,22,"Love me, say that you love me. Fool me, fool me, go on and fool me.",Jim,FALSE
10692,3,5,23,I don't care 'bout anything but you... what ever happened to those guys?,Andy,FALSE
10693,3,5,24,Michael.,Pam,FALSE
10694,3,5,24,"No cuts. Oh, Pam. Just the woman I'd like to see. You read my mind.",Michael,FALSE
10695,3,5,24,Great! I thought you could use this time to authorize some checks.,Pam,FALSE
10696,3,5,24,I thought that maybe you could wait in line for me while I go to the bathroom. You're an angel.,Michael,FALSE
10697,3,5,24,"Hey, why don't you just go up to your office, get some work done, and I'll just bring you a pretzel.",Pam,FALSE
10698,3,5,24,"Because I like them a certain way, and if it gets screwed up, then whole thing is blown.",Michael,FALSE
10699,3,5,24,"You know, I just think it's really important that you be productive today.",Pam,FALSE
10700,3,5,24,"Pam, productivity starts with patience and determination. I'll be back.",Michael,FALSE
10701,3,5,25,It is time for your next test. You have planted the beet seed. You have walked the long lonely walk of loneliness.,Dwight,FALSE
10702,3,5,25,"Look man, I was in a frat in college. So I know what you're doing. I get it.",Ryan,FALSE
10703,3,5,25,You know what your problem is? You know w