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Punch in the face list
This is a list of people (or - in most cases - companies as I don't have an individual to blame) whom I would like to make a fist gift.
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Skype - for having the shittiest chat application ever and refuse to open the chat API so that I don't have to install this shit (I don't want to use it but a lot of people use Skype exclusively for whatever reason)
Apple - for having the shittiest app store I can imagine (it was okay for iOS but the OS X implementation is just a piece of crap). It's not that you can break it really easily (so that you can't download/update anymore) but there is no archive for older versions (how often did I update to get a broken application (good to have TimeMachine) and how often did I bought an application which was broken (bad luck, an update is usually not far away but why can't I just USE THE PREVIOUS VERSION?!?!?!?!?) and how often did I pray for a download function (like for OS X itself with alt+click)...
Apple (again) - for having the stupiest update policy on earth (for iOS). Update iOS, break an important app => AND YOU ARE FUCKED! There is no way that you could downgrade or even restore your backup (it's a shame to call this backup) and surely can't just test it beforehand.
Trillian - for not providing a normal download link for the OS X version. My App Store is broken and I can't download stuff there and to be honest, a normal download link isn't that much to ask for, is it?
Windows - for being the most unresponsive operating system ever! I can start an application hundred of times until Windows decides to indicate something and then I have a clusterfuck of windows all over the place which, in the worst case, crashes explorer.exe or something else...
Kaspersky - for fucking up downloaded exe files with an application which is marked as "trust it completely, don't mess with it, leave it alone"
Google - for destroying YouTube (are you serious with this commenting system?)
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In summary: Skype sucks, Apple sucks (but it has anti-suck-features as well), Trillian sucks, Windows sucks, Google sucks (but it has anti-suck-features as well)
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