| module Banana | |
| # Provides low level support functionalities. | |
| module Kernel | |
| # Calls a method with the maximum possible amount of arguments. | |
| # | |
| # Ruby's arity telling is too inaccurate so we just try to call the method | |
| # with everything we have and if this raises an ArgumentError we examine the | |
| # maximum allowed amount of arguments and pass those. | |
| # | |
| # Dont believe me? |
| #!/usr/bin/perl | |
| # Script origin: http://wiki.nginx.org/Faq#How_do_I_generate_an_.htpasswd_file_without_having_Apache_tools_installed.3F | |
| # Install: | |
| # aptitude install -y curl \ | |
| # && curl -o /usr/local/bin/nginx_htpasswd \ | |
| # https://gist.githubusercontent.com/2called-chaos/286965e2a4b5c1aaf056/raw/nginx_htpasswd \ | |
| # && chmod +x /usr/local/bin/nginx_htpasswd | |
| use strict; | |
| chomp(my $filename=$ARGV[0]); |
| This is a list of people (or - in most cases - companies as I don't have an individual to blame) whom I would like to make a fist gift. | |
| ############################################################################################################### | |
| Skype - for having the shittiest chat application ever and refuse to open the chat API so that I don't have to install this shit (I don't want to use it but a lot of people use Skype exclusively for whatever reason) | |
| Apple - for having the shittiest app store I can imagine (it was okay for iOS but the OS X implementation is just a piece of crap). It's not that you can break it really easily (so that you can't download/update anymore) but there is no archive for older versions (how often did I update to get a broken application (good to have TimeMachine) and how often did I bought an application which was broken (bad luck, an update is usually not far away but why can't I just USE THE PREVIOUS VERSION?!?!?!?!?) and how often did I pray for a download function (like |
| #--- | |
| # Copyright (c) 2013, Sven Pachnit | |
| # Published under the MIT license | |
| # | |
| # I wrote this in 15 minutes, I have no idea about performance. | |
| # CPAN's String::Range::Expand is the only thing I was able to | |
| # find and Perl is not good for my Ruby eyes ;) | |
| #--- | |
| # result of me being lazy :) |
These "rules" are especially true for big channels with dozens and hundreds of users.
Most channels insist on this rule. Don't ask if someone may help or is "there". Just ask your question (a greeting isn't wrong though) and be patient.
A very important one! If you ask a question you might get responses which are prefixed with your name:
| function with_faith { $@ &> /dev/null; } |
| in your ~/.profile | |
| alias restartmc='ssh geekyamc@hugo.breitzeit.de "cd _terra && chruby-exec 1.9 -- mcir restart"' |
| module Mcl | |
| Mcl.reloadable(:AutomaticServerRestart) | |
| class AutomaticServerRestart < Handler | |
| def setup | |
| @stop_at = 1.hour.from_now | |
| end | |
| def tick! | |
| # only check every 240 MCL ticks == 60 seconds |
| # put this in an initializer | |
| # and use/output MemProfiler.profile all over the place (we use HTML comments). | |
| class MemProfiler | |
| def self.profile | |
| Thread.main[:memprof_last_tick] ||= 0 | |
| Thread.main[:memprof_last_tick] += 1 | |
| was = Thread.main[:memprof_last_val] | |
| now = Thread.main[:memprof_last_val] = measure | |
| if was |
| # Heavily inspired by https://gist.github.com/erpe/8586565 | |
| # Call `PiwikAnalytics.init()` once per document load, e.g.: | |
| # unless $(document).data("piwik_loaded") | |
| # PiwikAnalytics.init() | |
| # $(document).data("piwik_loaded", "loaded") | |
| class @PiwikAnalytics | |
| @trackerUrl: -> "//analytics.example.net" | |
| @siteId: -> |
