Western Digital, go f*ck yourselves

hdparm.conf

# hdparm.conf is missing a whole f*cking lot of options that
#   hdparm has, so command_line is REALLY important.
#
# And of course, ubuntu has decided that command_line is bad, so I guess
#   everything will be crap very soon.
#
#   -- Sanfred 2014-07-01

# What I would like to do, but it isn't working ("Unknown option queue_depth"):
#/dev/disk/by-id/scsi-SATA_WDC_WD30EFRX-68_WD-WMC1T2208312 {
#       queue_depth = 1
#}
#/dev/disk/by-id/scsi-SATA_WDC_WD30EFRX-68_WD-WMC1T3203213 {
#       queue_depth = 1
#}
#/dev/disk/by-id/scsi-SATA_WDC_WD30EFRX-68_WD-WMC4N2060368 {
#       queue_depth = 1
#}

# WD RED has a very broken implementation of NCQ that hangs the SATA bus 
#   all the time. -Q 1 kills NCQ.
command_line {
        hdparm -Q 1 /dev/disk/by-id/scsi-SATA_WDC_WD30EFRX-68_WD-WMC1T3203213
}
command_line { 
        hdparm -Q 1 /dev/disk/by-id/scsi-SATA_WDC_WD30EFRX-68_WD-WMC1T2208312
}
command_line { 
        hdparm -Q 1 /dev/disk/by-id/scsi-SATA_WDC_WD30EFRX-68_WD-WMC4N2060368
}
# More info about this problem:
# http://www.axelog.de/2010/05/9-sata-phyrdychg-exception/
# https://bugzilla.redhat.com/show_bug.cgi?id=404851
# https://bugzilla.kernel.org/show_bug.cgi?id=8627