meu.go

package main

import (
	"fmt"
	"math/rand"
	"net/http"
	"strings"
	"time"

	"github.com/PuerkitoBio/goquery"
)

func main() {
	rand.Seed(time.Now().UnixNano())

	resp, _ := http.Get("https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E7%89%B9%E5%88%A5:%E3%81%8A%E3%81%BE%E3%81%8B%E3%81%9B%E8%A1%A8%E7%A4%BA")
	doc, _ := goquery.NewDocumentFromResponse(resp)
	title := doc.Find("#firstHeading").Text()

	var s string

	switch i := rand.Intn(3); i {
	case 0:
		s = fmt.Sprintf("%sがめうのお尻から出てくるめう〜〜〜！！", title)
		s = strings.Join(strings.Split(s, ""), "゛") + "゛"
	case 1:
		s = fmt.Sprintf("%sがめうのお尻に入ってくるめうー！！！！！", title)
		s = strings.Join(strings.Split(s, ""), "゛") + "゛"
	default:
		s = fmt.Sprintf("%sはめうのお尻に入らないめう…", title)
	}

	fmt.Printf("%v\n", s)
}