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<?php
/**
 * turtles.php
 *
 * Uses the c.xkcd.com API to get a list of all images within xkcd #1416 Pixels
 *
 * @author Alan Hardman <alan@phpizza.com>
 */

/**

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<?php
if(!empty($_GET["host"])) {
	$host=$_GET["host"];
	if(strpos($host,"/")!==false && ($h=parse_url($host,PHP_URL_HOST))!==false)
		$host=$h;
	$host=preg_replace("/(^\-)?[^0-9a-z\.]/i","",$host);
	$result=shell_exec("ping -nc 1 -W 2000 $host");
	preg_match("/(?<=time=)[0-9\.]+/",$result,$m);
	if(!empty($m[0]))
		$out=array("online"=>true,"host"=>$host,"ping"=>$m[0]."ms");

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#!/usr/bin/php
<?php

if (empty($argv[1])) {
	die("Filename parameter is required." . PHP_EOL . "Example: ./ghost2jekyll.php GhostData.json" . PHP_EOL);
}

@mkdir("_drafts");
@mkdir("_posts");

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#!/bin/sh
# http://kedar.nitty-witty.com
#SPLIT DUMP FILE INTO INDIVIDUAL TABLE DUMPS
# Text color variables
txtund=$(tput sgr 0 1)    # Underline
txtbld=$(tput bold)       # Bold
txtred=$(tput setaf 1)    # Red
txtgrn=$(tput setaf 2)    # Green
txtylw=$(tput setaf 3)    # Yellow
txtblu=$(tput setaf 4)    # Blue

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<?php
function slugify($str) {
    return trim(strtolower(preg_replace("/-+/", "-", preg_replace("/[^a-z0-9]/i", "-", $str))), "-");
}

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<?php
/**
 * Collatz Conjecture Test
 *
 * This will generate a file showing each step taken to reach 1 following
 * the Collatz Conjecture with integers between 2 and 2^20. Note that the
 * resulting file will be over 2 GB, so changing pow(2, 20) to a smaller
 * number like pow(2, 16) may be preferable.
 *
 * @author Alan Hardman <alan@phpizza.com>

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#!/bin/bash
# Sets up a new Ubuntu installation with good things
# Desktop and Server are supported

# Detect Ubuntu version
distro="server"
(dpkg -s "ubuntu-desktop" && distro="ubuntu") > /dev/null 2>&1
(dpkg -s "xubuntu-desktop" && distro="xubuntu") > /dev/null 2>&1
(dpkg -s "kubuntu-desktop" && distro="kubuntu") > /dev/null 2>&1

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### Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

  * I am alanaktion on github.
  * I am alanaktion (https://keybase.io/alanaktion) on keybase.
  * I have a public key whose fingerprint is F7D8 B00D 7324 35F9 42A9  352E 27A7 9A65 774B 4AF0

To claim this, I am signing this object:

Alanaktion

# Bash settings for ultimate happiness
# Cross-platform and full of hax

# ls aliases
alias ls='ls --color'
alias ll='ls -alhF'
alias la='ls -A'
alias l='ls -CF'

# Shortcuts

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#!/bin/bash
# Sets up a new OS X installation with reasonable defaults
# Based partially on https://gist.github.com/saetia/1623487

echo 'Setting defaults...'

# Use plain text mode for new TextEdit documents
defaults write com.apple.TextEdit RichText -int 0

# Set default Finder location to home folder (~/)