AlisonACross

print "Do you like jokes? (enter 1 for yes, 0 for no): "
answer = Integer(gets)
if (answer == 1)
    print "Great! How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, thats a hardware problem!"
elsif (answer == 0)
    print "Too bad. Whats the object-oriented way to become wealthy? Inheritance."
else
    print "You dont know how to follow directions, do you?"
end