Doge Home Page WordPress Plugin

doge-home-page.php

<?php
/**
 * Plugin Name: Doge Home Page
 * Plugin URI: https://gist.github.com/BFTrick/e73cfa53cf64182d02ae
 * Description: Dogeify the front page of your site
 * Author: Patrick Rauland
 * Author URI: http://patrickrauland.com/
 * Version: 1.0
 *
 * This program is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify
 * it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by
 * the Free Software Foundation, either version 3 of the License, or
 * (at your option) any later version.
 *
 * This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
 * but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
 * MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the
 * GNU General Public License for more details.
 *
 * You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
 * along with this program. If not, see <http://www.gnu.org/licenses/>.
 *
 */
function dhp_content( $content ) {

    if ( is_front_page() ) {
        $content = dhp_dogify_the_text( $content );
    }

    return $content;
}
add_filter( 'the_content', 'dhp_content', 20 );





// based off: https://twitter.com/Rarst/status/448410532413190144
function dhp_dogify_the_text( $t ) {
    $t=strtolower($t);

    $ary = explode( ' ', $t );
    foreach( $ary as $key => $value ){
        $r=rand(1,3);
        $ary[$key] = ( 1==$r ) ? 'such ' . $value : ( 2 == $r ? 'very ' . $value : 'wow' );
    }
    return implode( ' ', $ary );
}