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View pointless swift benchmarks
import Foundation
class Test
func testing2(var x : Int) -> Int
if x % 3 == 0 {
x += 10
View syncs.d
#!/usr/sbin/dtrace -q -s
CFPreferencesServer$target:::request {
printf("REQUEST from pid %d at %Y ( domain: %s, user: %s, host: %s, container: %s, managed: %d)\n",
arg1 != NULL ? copyinstr(arg1) : "(NULL)",
arg2 != NULL ? copyinstr(arg2) : "(NULL)",
arg3 != NULL ? copyinstr(arg3) : "(NULL)",
arg4 != NULL ? copyinstr(arg4) : "(NULL)",
Catfish-Man / Controller.m
Created December 30, 2015 08:23
An old boggle project's trie
View Controller.m
#import "Controller.h"
#define INLINE static inline
#define INLINE
static inline int INDEX(char letter) {
View stringbench.swift
import Foundation
func measure(work:Void->Void) {
let start = NSDate()
for _ in 0..<100000 {
let elapsed = -(start.timeIntervalSinceNow)
View sillykeys.m
#import <Foundation/Foundation.h>
static const char *alphabet = "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ";
NSString *badKey(int idx) {
char *buffer = malloc(4096);
memset(buffer, 'A', 4096 * sizeof(char));
//NSString hashes the beginning, middle, and end of long strings, so we want our keys to differ only in other places.
//-isEqual: also compares from front to back, so to exaggerate the problem, I placed the differences in the keys about 3/4 of the way through the string
buffer[3072] = alphabet[arc4random_uniform(52)];
View rootclasskvo.m
#import <Foundation/Foundation.h>
#import <objc/runtime.h>
@interface KVOTest
@implementation KVOTest
View Chicken thighs and brown butter pan sauce tortellini
As seen here:
Loosely based on
Preheat oven to 375F
Chop off a hunk of onion - we had half of one left, so I took about 3/4" off the center, plus a bit more when that looked skimpy
In an oven-safe pan (I used a big cast iron one) saute the onion over medium-low heat in a few tablespoons of unsalted butter until it's brown and translucent
View feb2017donations
We're a group of tech employees (@Catfish_Man, @jnadeau, @numist, @jauricchio, and @daagaak) interested in making sure
as many people as possible survive the current state of US politics. For each dollar we donate, our employer
will donate two. We're pooling our resources to do the same for you, so for each dollar you donate to the
orgs below, we'll also donate one dollar to those orgs, and our employer will donate two: quadruple your donation!
We have $45k set aside for this, so we'll keep matching donations until we've matched that much or 72 hours have passed.
You can send me a tweet/DM (@Catfish_Man) with a screenshot of evidence that you donated (receipt page, whatever works, we're not picky).
Southern Poverty Law Center
Council on American-Islamic Relations
View samplecache.m
static id cachedObject;
static NSLock *lock;
id getCachedObject() {
[lock lock];
id result = [cachedObject retain];
[lock unlock];
return result;
View tweetstorm.swift
// Created by David Smith on 5/29/17.
// Copyright © 2017 Unseen University. All rights reserved.
// Localization- and encoding-safe solution to Coraline Ada's challenge here:
// Very lightly tested. Probably contains bugs.
import Foundation
func tweetStorm(input uncanonicalizedInput:String, handle:String?) -> [String] {
let input = uncanonicalizedInput.precomposedStringWithCanonicalMapping //twitter requires NFC