CthulhuShell

🐙.ps1

function 🐙 {
  $name,$params = $args.Where({$_ -eq '💩'},'Until')
  $null,$body   = $args.Where({$_ -eq '💩'},'SkipUntil')

  $params = @($params |? {$_})

  $func = @"
    param($(($params |% {"`${$_}"})-join','))

    $(($params |% {$body = $body -replace "($([regex]::Escape($_)))",'(&$${$1})'}))
    $body
"@

  "function global:$name {$func}" |Invoke-Expression
}


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🐙  ➕  🅰️  🅱️  💩  🅰️+🅱️
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