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JKirchartz / 17-buzzwords.txt
Created October 4, 2019 18:42
Jargon & other computery-technical words
Net Neutrality
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Big Data
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Data Mining
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Actionable Analytics
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Artificial Intelligence (AI)
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JKirchartz / BBS.LIST
Last active January 6, 2024 05:04
Notes/Info I've found playing telehack.com (currently only 43 of these BBSes are potential duplicates)
Nostradamus BBS ......................... (801) 487-9715
The Pine Tree BBS ....................... (803) 641-1805
The End Of Time ......................... (803) 855-0783
A.H.I. Helpline ......................... (805) 395-0371
Dark Knights Lair ....................... (805) 563-2160
The *Orion* System ...................... (806) 293-9988
Dragon's Lair BBS ....................... (808) 423-2163
The Tradin' Post ........................ (813) 578-0347
NCahoots! BBS ........................... (816) 452-3219
Beer World .............................. (817) 267-9945
7/27/1978
When I was 18... 18 years old, I saw for the first time in my life... I saw an image of clarity. I saw a comic strip... a three panel comic strip that, though simple as it seemed, changed me... changed my being, changed who I am... Made me who I am...
Enlightened me...
The strip, Garfield, the comic strip was new... no more than maybe a month and a half since inception, since... since coming into existence... and there it was before me in print, I saw it... a comic strip... What was it called?
Garfield.
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JKirchartz / README.md
Last active June 14, 2023 08:16
Sed Scripts to remove stop words or common words

How to use these files

in gnu-like systems

sed -f rm-en-wordlist-on-lines.sed corpus.list > output.file

should suffice, however on OSX, it may be required to run sed like this:

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JKirchartz / goodreadsquotes.py
Created January 31, 2017 21:33
Download all quotes from GoodReads by author's quote URL, print in fortune format
#! /usr/bin/env python
# -*- coding: utf-8 -*-
# vim:fenc=utf-8
#
# Copyleft (ↄ) 2016 jkirchartz <me@jkirchartz.com>
#
# Distributed under terms of the NPL (Necessary Public License) license.
"""
Download all quotes from GoodReads by author's quote URL, print in fortune format
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JKirchartz / AjaxWordPress.md
Created October 17, 2016 20:24
WordPress AJAX Resources, stolen from CHRISMCCOY @ http://pastebin.com/gpp0wdry
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JKirchartz / html5 notepad
Created November 26, 2011 03:28
simple html5 Notepad, saves in localStorage, but you can only have one note at a time.
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html><head><meta charset="UTF-8">
<title>HTML5 notepad app</title>
<meta charset="utf-8">
<!--[if lt IE 9]><script src="http://html5shiv.googlecode.com/svn/trunk/html5.js"></script><![endif]-->
<style>
html,body{background:#FCFCFC;color:#444;height:100%;width:100%;margin:0;padding:0;}
#notepad{height:98%;width:98%;padding:1%;font-size:100%;line-height:125%;font-family:san-serif}
::selection{background:#7D7}
::-moz-selection{background:#7D7}
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JKirchartz / country
Created December 27, 2016 21:34
Gravity Forms' List of Countries (comma-delimited)
Afghanistan,
Albania,
Algeria,
American Samoa,
Andorra,
Angola,
Antigua and Barbuda,
Argentina,
Armenia,
Australia,
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JKirchartz / convert.js
Last active April 2, 2022 06:34
Toots Against Humanity Generator
let fs = require('fs');
fs.readFile('full.md.json', function(err, data) {
if ( err ) {
console.err(err);
return;
}
data = JSON.parse(data.toString());
var output = { white: [], black: [] , subtext: [] , origin: ["{cut Toots Against Humanity}#black#", "{cut Toots Against Humanity}#black#\n\n#subtext#"]};
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If you’ve been thinking about going back to school for a degree of some kind, Aries, this is the time to start the process. Success and good fortune through your own initiative and through increasing your skills are definitely indicated now. A journey you’ve wanted to take for some time may finally be possible, as could achievements in the fields of writing and speaking. Go for it!
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If you’ve been thinking of buying a new home, Taurus, this is an excellent time to do it. Surprising developments might clear the way for you. Success through investments of any kind, particularly real estate, looms on the horizon. A young visitor may come to your home today, as well as an important letter or call. In the evening, visit an older friend or relative.
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Your hard work is finally paying off, Cancer. A phone call bring good news to you. You should be filled with a new sense of optimism, enthusiasm, and hope. Work will be more of a pleasure than a drag, because you have something to look forward to. Changes are defi