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var empty = 'path/to/_empty.js'

 var b = browserify().add(empty).transform(function (file) {
   if (file !== empty) return through()

   return through(function (data) {}, function () {
     this.queue('(function(){window;})();')
     this.queue(null);
   })
 }).bundle(function (err, src) {

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 var stream = new Stream.Readable()
 stream._read = function () { stream.push('foo') }

 var b = browserify().require(stream).bundle(function (err, src) {
   if (err) throw err
   console.log(src)
})

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<main>
  <header>
  </header>
  <aside>
  </aside>
  <section>
  </section>
</main>

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1. Open Terminal (/Applications/Utilities/Terminal.app)
2. Install homebrew $ ruby -e "$(curl -fsSL https://raw.github.com/Homebrew/homebrew/go/install)"
3. Install Node.js $ brew install node
4. Install compass $ gem install compass
5. Download the source $ git clone https://github.com/isra17/popcorn-app.git
6. Change directory $ cd popcorn-app
7. Install dependencies $ npm install
8. Install the task runner $ npm install -g grunt-cli
9. Build the app $ grunt build
10. Move to /Applications $ mv build/release/Popcorn-Time.app /Applications

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// Differential inheritance helpers

Function.prototype.earn = function (property, value) {
  this.prototype[property] = value
  return this
}

Function.prototype.inherit = function (parent) {
  this.__super__ = parent
  this.prototype = Object.create(parent.prototype, {

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Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am jacksongariety on github.
• I am garietyxxx (https://keybase.io/garietyxxx) on keybase.
• I have a public key whose fingerprint is 6A29 55B3 BA64 E0AB 422D 814A CAC1 5456 C6EB A8E8

To claim this, I am signing this object:

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Neue Programming

# Fun
"I think that it’s extraordinarily important that we in computer science keep fun in computing. When it started out, it was an awful lot of fun. Of course, the paying customers got shafted every now and then, and after a while we began to take their complaints seriously. We began to feel as if we really were responsible for the successful, error-free perfect use of these machines. I don’t think we are. I think we’re responsible for stretching them, setting them off in new directions, and keeping fun in the house."
		 -- Alan J. Perlis

# Youthful Spirit
One of the main things that will separate Art/Programming from the Free Software movement is the new movement's youthful spirit. Free Software is the pastime of neck-beards, and while that doesn't make it *bad* by any means, it makes it too niche for a child to partake in.

# Beauty

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(define (prime n)
  (define (last lst)
    (if (null? (cdr lst))
        (car lst)
        (last (cdr lst))))
  (let* ((primes (list 2)))
    (let outer ((i 3) (len 1) (last-pair primes))
      (if (< len n)
          (let inner ((remaining primes))
            (define try (car remaining))

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After booting into Parabola Linux USB:

# Configure

1. Setup wireless connection: `$ wifi-menu`
2. Update parabola package keystring: `$ pacman -Sy parabola-keyring`
3. Install parabola base system: `$ pacstrap /mnt`
4. Install GRUB v2:
    $ pacstrap /mnt grub-bios
    $ pacstrap /mnt grub-efi-x86_64

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hi
You: why are you here
Stranger: Cuz I'm horny
Stranger: And I'm bored
You: and what's the likelihood you'll be able to get off you think?
You: have you had success?
Stranger: And a bit drink
Stranger: Not likely at all