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99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer
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98 bottles of beer on the wall

98 bottles of beer on the wall
98 bottles of beer
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97 bottles of beer on the wall

97 bottles of beer on the wall
97 bottles of beer
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96 bottles of beer on the wall
96 bottles of beer
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95 bottles of beer on the wall
95 bottles of beer
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94 bottles of beer
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93 bottles of beer on the wall
93 bottles of beer
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92 bottles of beer on the wall
92 bottles of beer
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91 bottles of beer on the wall
91 bottles of beer
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90 bottles of beer on the wall

90 bottles of beer on the wall
90 bottles of beer
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89 bottles of beer on the wall
89 bottles of beer
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88 bottles of beer on the wall
88 bottles of beer
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87 bottles of beer on the wall
87 bottles of beer
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86 bottles of beer on the wall
86 bottles of beer
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85 bottles of beer on the wall
85 bottles of beer
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84 bottles of beer
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83 bottles of beer on the wall
83 bottles of beer
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82 bottles of beer on the wall
82 bottles of beer
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81 bottles of beer on the wall
81 bottles of beer
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80 bottles of beer on the wall

80 bottles of beer on the wall
80 bottles of beer
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79 bottles of beer on the wall
79 bottles of beer
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78 bottles of beer on the wall
78 bottles of beer
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77 bottles of beer on the wall
77 bottles of beer
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76 bottles of beer on the wall
76 bottles of beer
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75 bottles of beer on the wall
75 bottles of beer
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74 bottles of beer on the wall
74 bottles of beer
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73 bottles of beer on the wall
73 bottles of beer
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72 bottles of beer on the wall
72 bottles of beer
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71 bottles of beer on the wall
71 bottles of beer
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70 bottles of beer on the wall
70 bottles of beer
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69 bottles of beer on the wall
69 bottles of beer
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68 bottles of beer on the wall
68 bottles of beer
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67 bottles of beer on the wall
67 bottles of beer
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66 bottles of beer on the wall
66 bottles of beer
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65 bottles of beer
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64 bottles of beer
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63 bottles of beer on the wall
63 bottles of beer
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62 bottles of beer on the wall
62 bottles of beer
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61 bottles of beer on the wall
61 bottles of beer
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60 bottles of beer on the wall
60 bottles of beer
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59 bottles of beer on the wall
59 bottles of beer
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58 bottles of beer on the wall
58 bottles of beer
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57 bottles of beer on the wall
57 bottles of beer
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56 bottles of beer
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51 bottles of beer on the wall
51 bottles of beer
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50 bottles of beer
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49 bottles of beer
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48 bottles of beer
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47 bottles of beer
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46 bottles of beer
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45 bottles of beer
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44 bottles of beer
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43 bottles of beer
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42 bottles of beer on the wall
42 bottles of beer
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41 bottles of beer
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40 bottles of beer
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39 bottles of beer
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38 bottles of beer
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37 bottles of beer on the wall
37 bottles of beer
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36 bottles of beer on the wall
36 bottles of beer
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35 bottles of beer on the wall
35 bottles of beer
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34 bottles of beer
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33 bottles of beer
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32 bottles of beer
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31 bottles of beer on the wall
31 bottles of beer
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30 bottles of beer on the wall
30 bottles of beer
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29 bottles of beer
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28 bottles of beer on the wall
28 bottles of beer
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27 bottles of beer on the wall
27 bottles of beer
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26 bottles of beer on the wall
26 bottles of beer
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25 bottles of beer on the wall
25 bottles of beer
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24 bottles of beer on the wall
24 bottles of beer
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23 bottles of beer
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22 bottles of beer on the wall
22 bottles of beer
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21 bottles of beer on the wall
21 bottles of beer
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20 bottles of beer on the wall
20 bottles of beer
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19 bottles of beer on the wall
19 bottles of beer
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18 bottles of beer on the wall
18 bottles of beer
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17 bottles of beer on the wall
17 bottles of beer
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16 bottles of beer on the wall
16 bottles of beer
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15 bottles of beer
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14 bottles of beer on the wall
14 bottles of beer
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13 bottles of beer on the wall
13 bottles of beer
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12 bottles of beer on the wall
12 bottles of beer
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11 bottles of beer on the wall
11 bottles of beer
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10 bottles of beer on the wall
10 bottles of beer
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9 bottles of beer on the wall
9 bottles of beer
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8 bottles of beer on the wall
8 bottles of beer
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7 bottles of beer on the wall
7 bottles of beer
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6 bottles of beer on the wall
6 bottles of beer
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5 bottles of beer on the wall
5 bottles of beer
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4 bottles of beer on the wall
4 bottles of beer
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3 bottles of beer on the wall
3 bottles of beer
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2 bottles of beer on the wall
2 bottles of beer
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1 bottle of beer on the wall

1 bottle of beer on the wall
1 bottle of beer
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No more bottles of beer on the wall

No more bottles of beer on the wall
No more bottles of beer
Go to the store and buy some more
99 bottles of beer on the wall

Song.php

<?php

namespace App;

class Song
{
    public function sing()
    {
        return $this->verses(99, 0);
    }

    public function verses($start, $end)
    {
        return implode("\n", array_map(
            fn($number) => $this->verse($number),
            range($start, $end)
        ));
    }

    public function verse($number)
    {
        switch ($number) {
            case 2:
                return
                    "2 bottles of beer on the wall\n" .
                    "2 bottles of beer\n" .
                    "Take one down and pass it around\n" .
                    "1 bottle of beer on the wall\n";

            case 1:
                return
                    "1 bottle of beer on the wall\n" .
                    "1 bottle of beer\n" .
                    "Take one down and pass it around\n" .
                    "No more bottles of beer on the wall\n";

            case 0:
                return
                    "No more bottles of beer on the wall\n" .
                    "No more bottles of beer\n" .
                    "Go to the store and buy some more\n" .
                    "99 bottles of beer on the wall\n";

            default:
                return
                    "$number bottles of beer on the wall\n" .
                    "$number bottles of beer\n" .
                    "Take one down and pass it around\n" .
                    ($number - 1) . " bottles of beer on the wall\n";
        }
    }
}

SongTest.php

<?php

use App\Song;
use PHPUnit\Framework\TestCase;

class SongTest extends TestCase
{
    /** @test */
    function ninety_nine_bottles_verse()
    {
        $expected = <<<EOT
            99 bottles of beer on the wall
            99 bottles of beer
            Take one down and pass it around
            98 bottles of beer on the wall
            
            EOT;

        $result = (new Song)->verse(99);

        $this->assertEquals($expected, $result);
    }

    /** @test */
    function ninety_eight_bottles_verse()
    {
        $expected = <<<EOT
            98 bottles of beer on the wall
            98 bottles of beer
            Take one down and pass it around
            97 bottles of beer on the wall
            
            EOT;

        $result = (new Song)->verse(98);

        $this->assertEquals($expected, $result);
    }

    /** @test */
    function two_bottles_verse()
    {
        $expected = <<<EOT
            2 bottles of beer on the wall
            2 bottles of beer
            Take one down and pass it around
            1 bottle of beer on the wall
            
            EOT;

        $result = (new Song)->verse(2);

        $this->assertEquals($expected, $result);
    }

    /** @test */
    function one_bottle_verse()
    {
        $expected = <<<EOT
            1 bottle of beer on the wall
            1 bottle of beer
            Take one down and pass it around
            No more bottles of beer on the wall
            
            EOT;

        $result = (new Song)->verse(1);

        $this->assertEquals($expected, $result);
    }

    /** @test */
    function no_more_bottles_verse()
    {
        $expected = <<<EOT
            No more bottles of beer on the wall
            No more bottles of beer
            Go to the store and buy some more
            99 bottles of beer on the wall
            
            EOT;

        $result = (new Song)->verse(0);

        $this->assertEquals($expected, $result);
    }

    /** @test */
    function it_gets_the_lyrics()
    {
        $expected = file_get_contents(__DIR__.'/stubs/lyrics.stub');
        $result = (new Song)->sing();

        $this->assertEquals($expected, $result);
    }
}