For Sara https://twitter.com/sarambsimon/status/765197362553761793
Generally used this set of scripts to find stuff:
# A few assumptions in here, glance through it to figure out if you need to swap anything out / add / remove
ruby -r pp -e 'me = "Josh Cheek"; pp Dir["**/.git"].map { |d| File.dirname d }.flat_map { |d| Dir.chdir(d) { remote = %x(git remote --verbose | grep push).chomp; next [] if remote.empty?; %x(git log --author="#{me}").lines.reject { |line| line =~ /^(Author|Date):/ || line == "\n" }.slice_before { |line| line =~ /^commit/ }.map { |commitline, *messages| [remote, commitline.split.last, messages.join.gsub(/^ /, "")] } } }'
# I redirected the output of the above into a file named "tmp" and then used it like this:
# how many times did I say "fuck"? (135, this excludes my "deleteme" dir)
ruby -r pp -e 'commits = eval File.read("./tmp"); pp commits.select { |proj, sha, message| message[/fuck/i] }.length'
# Well, lets fucking look at them! Add code to fix github links so I don't have to futz w/ it by hand
ruby -r pp -e 'def url(proj, sha) proj.split[1].gsub(/^git@([^:]*):/) { "http://#{$1}/" }.gsub(/\.git$/, "") << "/commit/#{sha}" end; commits = eval File.read("./tmp2"); puts commits.select { |proj, sha, message| message[/fuck/i] }.map { |proj, sha, message| "\e[31m#{url proj, sha}\e[0m\n#{message.gsub(/^/, %( ))}" }'First fucking commit
Can barely type word :(
<3
https://github.com/pd/dotfiles/pull/4/commits/51b12f7b059ca35906dcff827fc3824233ae6e4e
Remove a note I made for myself that got turned into code and fucked the build
https://github.com/JoshCheek/seeing_is_believing/commit/e77832a2a8255ac16ecf9e6609939d2608d8a427
Uhm. Got the tests passing. JavaScript is stupid. 1. "use strict" is a fucking liar. Language to appease with competence bordering on gaslighting. 2. Aside from the new function syntax, everything is so fucking verbose, and its stdlib is reminiscent of C. 3. What's with this compilation thing? Didn't "dynamic" languages emerge as a response to this shit? 4. I drew an adorable comic to appease my frustrations, but the iPhone cant get it sent. 5. Fuck the iPhone -.- 6. Not in the mood. 7. Srsly.
https://github.com/JoshCheek/synseer/commit/08437ed4cbde570dd634570bfbae266a7431586f
Fuuuuuck, Seriously, its been like 3 or 4 hours now. Fuck Gulp.
https://github.com/JoshCheek/space_cadet/commit/01e63d6d02cc780fc09e7026699bbac0f5b8ad5f
Objects win, fuck your ADTs
https://github.com/JoshCheek/space_cadet/commit/c6c32af737be306d847753df3b6cb033bc6cbcf9
DO NOT DEPLOY THIS! ------------------- It has one piece missing (prod middleware), but my family just showed up and now I have to go entertain them for a bit, won't get to come back and work on this for probably another 6 hours or so. ...
https://github.com/JoshCheek/miniature-octo-ironman/commit/e23b70e633a1407b2417ef317374b256d1a78614
... OTHER THOUGHTS ============== I'm writing Github flavoured markdown, but I'm not actually sure if it will get rendered as such in the PR. Esp since git considers leading octothorpes as comments and not headers, and removes them... Guess we'll see... bottoms up, friends!
https://github.com/pry/pry/commit/d8490e8f5325e8c7499634d9bcc64962fc6d7082
I am dead
Try ....yet-a-fucking-gain
Fuck, idk
Uhhhhh shits blowin up, see if this works
Add cmake... CROSS YAH FINGAHZ!!
JavaScript: Fucking ASCII bullshit
Update vimrc leader w -> seriously, vim, fucking write the file, goddamit leader v -> vim, paste like you're a competent program, pls
http://github.com/JoshCheek/dotfiles/commit/c6f4033a8e1105b6ab9e197164ed7578bfb0c092
sigh well, it's working, just fucking annoying
http://github.com/JoshCheek/dotfiles/commit/de1767ee966e47a9a08a08d646fa9d4b7bc4e896
Uhm. Fuck if statements, lets just roll with this!
I've been awake way too long >.<
http://github.com/JoshCheek/day-dream-in-Ruby/commit/748b50aad916bc1f627707638bf718000be44c49
Mildly less bullshit implementation of guessing the correct syntax
http://heroku.com/synseer/commit/5f46fe67922d8f0a51421c59e14f1d590b76a348
Uhm, stuff
My reserve of "get shit done" seems to be depleated >.<
http://github.com/CodePlatoon/daily/commit/8e0b44b5de271c48ccbada8b39adf12a19d9c2a2
wat
http://github.com/JoshCheek/obfuscated/commit/22f492987b604a2ce42d2903bed8e91c1a268a48
Uhm..
http://github.com/JoshCheek/obfuscated/commit/5a239eb21cde4c671e5b4f7bac3474320d4a9b58
Uhhhh... hope this doesn't break all the things
http://github.com/turingschool/today/commit/8b97e671d0b3b1f26fffb73a7e4c427c6823cbbf
All the other boys try to chase me, but here's my number, so Ice cream maybe?
Hmm, this relationship sounds like it has a rocky road ahead of it.
http://github.com/turingschool/today/commit/829f0137bce06226553b3b0cfe3aab98f5fa1078
About to salt the earth -.-
http://heroku.com/synseer/commit/63a6e4073ee33db4e3b947fbfbbdaf4a2f7184a0
Back to here again -.-
http://github.com/JoshCheek/miniature-octo-ironman/commit/9a3e424980a67db8aae17d10c367838feefebba5
O.o eeetz alieeeve!
Can't believe it was that easy!
http://github.com/JoshCheek/day-dream-in-Ruby/commit/2a05379e3d16b698d8a7f46d311b96889ea3c2c4
Hearts for humans!
...and robots O.o
http://github.com/turingschool/today/commit/23b7d3c7fd79a9be9bf3cd358d403743382bb7d2
Holy shit, there are like a million things happening all around me O.o
Frontend: lol, idk
Add executable strings
Omg, I am writing this on the plane and someone walks by and bumps me 3 times per minute :(
Omg, I don't even know what's happening >.<
http://github.com/JoshCheek/mrspec/commit/1a4e9ba4ed4ff8e9f6e4ef3939b2882e71c14d47
Ohhh mah god! Life, y'all, it's fkn beautiful sometimes
http://github.com/JoshCheek/dotfiles/commit/dd5cd125be58ba65b002067f461a41d5a29f259a
Do note that I sometimes have good commit messages, too ^_^ https://twitter.com/r00k/status/647409661352787968