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[SECOND/Chemical regulation]
SANTA’s most truly innovative
feature, however, is its ability
to not only monitor the
physical and emotional states of
the soldier, but to actually
optimize those states for
mission success. SANTA
continuously regulates
dopamine, lactate, and
corticosteroid levels,
anticipates debilitating stress
and fatigue reactions, and
counteracts them before your
troops even feel the urge to
yawn. Nor does SANTA stop at the
mitigation of debilitating
reactions; it actively augments
beneficial ones. Adrenaline,
GABA, and tricyclics are all
maintained at optimal levels for
lightning reflexes, maximal
sensory acuity, and positive
emotional state. Your forces
will pursue their objectives
with tireless and unswerving
dedication for days on end.
Crysis: Legion SANTA’S LITTLE HELPER
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