LewdCode

U:\InteBotD Source>dir /s/b/o:n
U:\InteBotD Source\com
U:\InteBotD Source\io
U:\InteBotD Source\javax
U:\InteBotD Source\javazoom
U:\InteBotD Source\junit
U:\InteBotD Source\net
U:\InteBotD Source\org
U:\InteBotD Source\tomp2p
U:\InteBotD Source\twitter4j

LewdCode

			I bet your name's Mickey, 'cause you're so fine.
			Hey, pretty mama. You smell kinda pretty, wanna smell me?
			I better get out my library card, 'cause I'm checkin' you out.
			If you were a booger, I'd pick you.
			If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
			I've been bad, take me to your room.
			I think Heaven's missing an angel.
			That shirt is very becoming on you. If I was on you, I'd be coming too.
			Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
			That shirt looks good on you, it'd look better on my bedroom floor.

LewdCode

"It's a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I'm already planning our wedding. ",
"Are you straight.. because I bet that I can turn you gay.",
"Girl, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me.",
"Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?",
"I've got an oral exam later, can I practice with you?",
"Is that a double-ended dildo in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?",
"My name is {author}... remember that, you'll be moaning it later.",
"You remind me of a Happy Meal… because I'm going to make you come with a toy inside.",
"My favourite lipstick is the one you're wearing ;)",
"Do you like sleeping? Me too. We should do it together sometime…",

LewdCode

I bet your name's Mickey, 'cause you're so fine.
Hey, pretty mama. You smell kinda pretty, wanna smell me?
I better get out my library card, 'cause I'm checkin' you out.
If you were a booger, I'd pick you.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
I've been bad, take me to your room.
I think Heaven's missing an angel.
That shirt is very becoming on you. If I was on you, I'd be coming too.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
That shirt looks good on you, it'd look better on my bedroom floor.

LewdCode

Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am lewdcode on github.
• I am jailb8_ (https://keybase.io/jailb8_) on keybase.
• I have a public key ASDYadzeKKOQIrCkDMq5hFPrFjqHNvVLdbWNLGkqsNUgsAo

To claim this, I am signing this object: