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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
Barry?
Adam?
Can you believe this is happening?
I can't.
I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
You got lint on your fuzz.
Ow! That's me!
Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
Hey, Adam.
Hey, Barry.
Is that fuzz gel?
A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school, three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive.
You did come back different.
Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
Hear about Frankie?
Yeah.
You going to the funeral?
No, I'm not going.
Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.
I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.
I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.
That's why we don't need vacations.
Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances.
Well, Adam, today we are men.
We are!
Bee-men.
Amen!
Hallelujah!
Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:15.
That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries!
Will we pick our job today?
I heard it's just orientation.
Heads up! Here we go.
Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times.
Wonder what it'll be like?
A little scary.
Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group.
This is it!
Wow.
Wow.
We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life.
Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to The Hive.
Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey!
That girl was hot.
She's my cousin!
She is?
Yes, we're all cousins.
Right. You're right.
At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence.
These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology.
What do you think he makes?
Not enough.
Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman.
What does that do?
Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.
Can anyone work on the Krelman?
Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones.
But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot.
But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life.
The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that.
What's the difference?
You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years.
So you'll just work us to death?
We'll sure try.
Wow! That blew my mind!
"What's the difference?"
How can you say that?
One job forever?
That's an insane choice to have to make.
I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life.
But, Adam, how could they never have told us that?
Why would you question anything? We're bees.
We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth.
You ever think maybe things work a little too well here?
Like what? Give me one example.
I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about.
Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach.
Wait a second. Check it out.
Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
Wow.
I've never seen them this close.
They know what it's like outside The Hive.
Yeah, but some don't come back.
Hey, Jocks!
Hi, Jocks!
You guys did great!
You're monsters!
You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
I wonder where they were.
I don't know.
Their day's not planned.
Outside The Hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what.
You can't just decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that.
Right.
Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime.
It's just a status symbol.
Bees make too much of it.
Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it.
Those ladies?
Aren't they our cousins too?
Distant. Distant.
Look at these two.
Couple of Hive Harrys.
Let's have fun with them.
It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock.
Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom!
He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me!
Oh, my!
I never thought I'd knock him out.
What were you doing during this?
Trying to alert the authorities.
I can autograph that.
A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades?
Yeah. Gusty.
We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow.
Six miles, huh?
Barry!
A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it.
Maybe I am.
You are not!
We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
What do you think, buzzy-boy?
Are you bee enough?
I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means.
Hey, Honex!
Dad, you surprised me.
You decide what you're interested in?
Well, there's a lot of choices.
But you only get one.
Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day?
Son, let me tell you about stirring.
You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around.
You get yourself into a rhythm.
It's a beautiful thing.
You know, Dad, the more I think about it,
maybe the honey field just isn't right for me.
You were thinking of what, making balloon animals?
That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger.
Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey!
Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
I'm not trying to be funny.
You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
You're gonna be a stirrer?
No one's listening to me!
Wait till you see the sticks I have.
I could say anything right now.
I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
Let's open some honey and celebrate!
Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
I'm so proud.
We're starting work today!
Today's the day.
Come on! All the good jobs will be gone.
Yeah, right.
Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
Is it still available?
Hang on. Two left!
One of them's yours! Congratulations!
Step to the side.
What'd you get?
Picking crud out. Stellar!
Wow!
Couple of newbies?
Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
Make your choice.
You want to go first?
No, you go.
Oh, my. What's available?
Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think.
Any chance of getting the Krelman?
Sure, you're on.
I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
Wax monkey's always open.
The Krelman opened up again.
What happened?
A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one.
Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life!
Oh, this is so hard!
Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler.
Barry, what do you think I should... Barry?
Barry!
All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine...
What happened to you?
Where are you?
I'm going out.
Out? Out where?
Out there.
Oh, no!
I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life.
You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
Another call coming in.
If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today.
Hey, guys.
Look at that.
Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
Sign here, here. Just initial that.
Thank you.
OK.
You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain.
So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats.
Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us.
Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada!
That's awful.
And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans!
All right, launch positions!
Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
Black and yellow!
Hello!
You ready for this, hot shot?
Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.
Wind, check.
Antennae, check.
Nectar pack, check.
Wings, check.
Stinger, check.
Scared out of my shorts, check.
OK, ladies,
let's move it out!
Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers!
All of you, drain those flowers!
Wow! I'm out!
I can't believe I'm out!
So blue.
I feel so fast and free!
Box kite!
Wow!
Flowers!
This is Blue Leader, We have roses visual.
Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.
Roses!
30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.
Stand to the side, kid.
It's got a bit of a kick.
That is one nectar collector!
Ever see pollination up close?
No, sir.
I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one.
See that? It's a little bit of magic.
That's amazing. Why do we do that?
That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.
Cool.
I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow, Could be daisies, Don't we need those?
Copy that visual.
Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move.
Say again? You're reporting a moving flower?
Affirmative.
That was on the line!
This is the coolest. What is it?
I don't know, but I'm loving this color.
It smells good.
Not like a flower, but I like it.
Yeah, fuzzy.
Chemical-y.
Careful, guys. It's a little grabby.
My sweet lord of bees!
Candy-brain, get off there!
Problem!
Guys!
This could be bad.
Affirmative.
Very close.
Gonna hurt.
Mama's little boy.
You are way out of position, rookie!
Coming in at you like a missile!
Help me!
I don't think these are flowers.
Should we tell him?
I think he knows.
What is this?!
Match point!
You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it!
Yowser!
Gross.
There's a bee in the car!
Do something!
I'm driving!
Hi, bee.
He's back here!
He's going to sting me!
Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze!
He blinked!
Spray him, Granny!
What are you doing?!
Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable.
I gotta get home.
Can't fly in rain. Can't fly in rain. Can't fly in rain.
Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!
Ken, could you close the window please?
Ken, could you close the window please?
Check out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out.
Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.
What was that?
Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes!
That is diabolical.
It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.
What's number one? Star Wars?
Nah, I don't go for that... kind of stuff.
No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds.
When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.
There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.
I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it.
I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me.
Wait! Stop! Bee!
Stand back. These are winter boots.
Wait!
Don't kill him!
You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me!
Why does his life have less value than yours?
Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement?
I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling.
My brochure!
There you go, little guy.
I'm not scared of him.It's an allergic thing.
Put that on your resume brochure.
My whole face could puff up.
Make it one of your special skills.
Knocking someone out is also a special skill.
Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.
Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.
You could put carob chips on there.
Bye.
Supposed to be less calories.
Bye.
I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something.
All right, here it goes.
Nah.
What would I say?
I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human.
I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to.
Oh, I can't do it. Come on!
No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't.
How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good.
Here she comes! Speak, you fool!
Hi!
I'm sorry. You're talking.
Yes, I know.
You're talking!
I'm so sorry.
No, it's OK. It's fine.
I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed.
Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting.
This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee!
I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me.
And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised.
That was a little weird. I'm talking with a bee.
Yeah.
I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me!
I just want to say I'm grateful.
I'll leave now.
Wait! How did you learn to do that?
What?
The talking thing.
Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.
That's very funny.
Yeah.
Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with.
Anyway... Can I... get you something?
Like what?
I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Coffee?
I don't want to put you out.
It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.
It's just coffee.
I hate to impose.
Don't be ridiculous!
Actually, I would love a cup.
Hey, you want rum cake?
I shouldn't.
Have some.
No, I can't.
Come on!
I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.
Where?
These stripes don't help.
You look great!
I don't know if you know anything about fashion.
Are you all right?
No.
He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison.
He finally gets there.
He runs up the steps into the church.
The wedding is on.
And he says, "Watermelon?
I thought you said Guatemalan.
Why would I marry a watermelon?"
Is that a bee joke?
That's the kind of stuff we do.
Yeah, different.
So, what are you gonna do, Barry?
About work? I don't know.
I want to do my part for The Hive, but I can't do it the way they want.
I know how you feel.
You do?
Sure.
My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.
Really?
My only interest is flowers.
Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan.
Anyway, if you look... There's my hive right there. See it?
You're in Sheep Meadow!
Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!
No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once.
Why do girls put rings on their toes?
Why not?
It's like putting a hat on your knee.
Maybe I'll try that.
You all right, ma'am?
Oh, yeah. Fine.
Just having two cups of coffee!
Anyway, this has been great.
Thanks for the coffee.
Yeah, it's no trouble.
Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life.
Are you...?
Can I take a piece of this with me?
Sure! Here, have a crumb.
Thanks!
Yeah.
All right. Well, then... I guess I'll see you around. Or not.
OK, Barry.
And thank you so much again... for before.
Oh, that? That was nothing.
Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...
This can't possibly work.
He's all set to go.
We may as well try it.
OK, Dave, pull the chute.
Sounds amazing.
It was amazing!
It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life.
Humans! I can't believe you were with humans!
Giant, scary humans!
What were they like?
Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.
They eat crazy giant things.
They drive crazy.
Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
Some of them. But some of them don't.
How'd you get back?
Poodle.
You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see.
You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal.
Well...
Well?
Well, I met someone.
You did? Was she Bee-ish?
A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
No, no, no, not a wasp.
Spider?
I'm not attracted to spiders.
I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face.
So who is she?
She's... human.
No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law.
Her name's Vanessa.
Oh, boy.
She's so nice. And she's a florist!
Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!
We're not dating.
You're flying outside The Hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite!
She saved my life! And she understands me.
This is over!
Eat this.
This is not over! What was that?
They call it a crumb.
It was so stingin' stripey!
And that's not what they eat.
That's what falls off what they eat!
You know what a Cinnabon is?
No.
It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up...
Sit down!
...really hot!
Listen to me!
We are not them! We're us.
There's us and there's them!
Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning?
There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me!
You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee!
Thinking bee.
Thinking bee.
Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
There he is. He's in the pool.
You know what your problem is, Barry?
I gotta start thinking bee?
How much longer will this go on?
It's been three days! Why aren't you working?
I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about.
What life? You have no life!
You have no job. You're barely a bee!
Would it kill you to make a little honey?
Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you.
Martin, would you talk to him?
Barry, I'm talking to you!
You coming?
Got everything?
All set!
Go ahead. I'll catch up.
Don't be too long.
Watch this!
Vanessa!
We're still here.
I told you not to yell at him.
He doesn't respond to yelling!
Then why yell at me?
Because you don't listen!
I'm not listening to this.
Sorry, I've gotta go.
Where are you going?
I'm meeting a friend.
A girl? Is this why you can't decide?
Bye.
I just hope she's Bee-ish.
They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena?
To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream!
Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering.
A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events?
No. All right, I've got one.
How come you don't fly everywhere?
It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster.
Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
All right, your turn.
TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane!
You don't have that?
We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease.
Oh, my.
Dumb bees!
You must want to sting all those jerks.
We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us.
So you have to watch your temper.
Very carefully.
You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust.
Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?
Yeah.
What is wrong with you?!
It's a bug.
He's not bothering anybody.
Get out of here, you creep!
What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?
Yeah, it was. How did you know?
It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.
You've really got that down to a science.
I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
I'll bet.
What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this?
How did this get here? cute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select?
Is he that actor?
I never heard of him.
Why is this here?
For people. We eat it.
You don't have enough food of your own?
Well, yes.
How do you get it?
Bees make it.
I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it!
There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing!
It's organic.
It's our-ganic!
It's just honey, Barry.
Just what?!
Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing!
You've taken our homes, schools,hospitals! This is all we have!
And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this.
I'm getting to the bottom of all of this!
Hey, Hector. You almost done?
Almost.
He is here. I sense it.
Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around.
You're busted, box boy!
I knew I heard something.
So you can talk!
I can talk. And now you'll start talking!
Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier?
I don't understand.
I thought we were friends.
The last thing we want to do is upset bees!
You're too late! It's ours now!
You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword!
You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio!
Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where!
Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!
Crazy person!
What horrible thing has happened here?
These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now
they're on the road to nowhere!
Just keep still.
What? You're not dead?
Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed?
To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here.
I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off!
I'm going to Tacoma.
And you?
He really is dead.
All right.
Uh-oh!
What is that?!
Oh, no!
A wiper! Triple blade!
Triple blade?
Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!
Why does everything have
to be so doggone clean?!
How much do you people need to see?!
Open your eyes!
Stick your head out the window!
From NPR News in Washington,
I'm Carl Kasell.
But don't kill no more bugs!
Bee!
Moose blood guy!!
You hear something?
Like what?
Like tiny screaming.
Turn off the radio.
Whassup, bee boy?
Hey, Blood.
Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see.
Wow!
I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours.
Bees hang tight. We're all jammed in.
It's a close community.
Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own.
What if you get in trouble?
You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack!
At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls.
Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.
You got to be kidding me!
Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee!
Hey, guys!
Mooseblood!
I knew I'd catch y'all down here.
Did you bring your crazy straw?
We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit.
What is this place?
A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead.
They are pinheads!
Pinhead.
Check out the new smoker.
Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000!
Smoker?
Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out.
They make the honey, and we make the money.
"They make the honey, and we make the money"?
Oh, my!
What's going on? Are you OK?
Yeah. It doesn't last too long.
Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls?
Our queen was moved here. We had no choice.
This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen!
What is this?
Oh, no!
There's hundreds of them!
Bee honey.
Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale!
This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something.
Oh, Barry, stop.
Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor.
Do these look like rumors?
That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this?
He's been talking to humans.
What? Talking to humans?!
He has a human girlfriend. And they make out!
Make out? Barry!
We do not.
You wish you could.
Whose side are you on?
The bees!
I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night.
Barry, this is what you want to do with your life?
I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees!
Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked
your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop.
I remember that.
What right do they have to our honey?
We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!
Even if it's true, what can one bee do?
Sting them where it really hurts.
In the face! The eye!
That would hurt.
No.
Up the nose? That's a killer.
There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters.
Hive at Five, The Hive's only full-hour action news source.
No more bee beards!
With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Chung.
Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.
And I'm Jeanette Ohung.
A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally!
Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, classy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon.
Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.
Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from The Hive. I can't do this"?
Bees have never been afraid to change the world.
What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?
Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.
We were thinking of stickball or candy stores.
How old are you?
The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century.
You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too.
It's a common name. Next week...
He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots...
Next week...
Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em.
Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live.
Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish.
In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness!
It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.
Honey, her backhand's a joke!
I'm not gonna take advantage of that?
Quiet, please.
Actual work going on here.
Is that that same bee?
Yes, it is!
I'm helping him sue the human race.
Hello.
Hello, bee.
This is Ken.
Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.
Why does he talk again?
Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working.
But it's our yogurt night!
Bye-bye.
Why is yogurt night so difficult?!
You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours!
Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help.
Frosting...
How many sugars?
Just one. I try not to use the competition.
So why are you helping me?
Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now.
Those are great, if you're three.
And artificial flowers.
Oh, those just get me psychotic!
Yeah, me too.
Bent stingers, pointless pollination.
Bees must hate those fake things!
Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done.
Maybe this could make up for it a little bit.
This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.
I guess.
You sure you want to go through with it?
Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty!
It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak.
What have we gotten into here, Barry?
It's pretty big, isn't it?
I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day.
You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers?
Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade.
What's the matter?
I don't know, I just got a chill.
Well, if it isn't the bee team.
You boys work on this?
All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding.
All right. Case number 4475,
Superior Court of New York,
Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session.
Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively?
A privilege.
Mr. Benson... you're representing all the bees of the world?
I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed.
Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us.
If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean.
I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches!
Talking bee!
How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry?
They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Cloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids!
Mr. Benson?
Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's pretty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives.
Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys!
I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are!
I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice!
Call your first witness.
So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have.
I suppose so.
I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron!
Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms.
Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term.
I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you?
No.
I couldn't hear you.
No.
No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey.
They're very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.
You mean like this?
Bears kill bees!
How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough. Take him away.
So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. Where have I heard it before?
I was with a band called The Police.
But you've never been a police officer, have you?
No, I haven't.
No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name.
Oh, please.
Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!
That's not his real name?! You idiots!
Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005.
Thank you. Thank you.
I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow.
I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?
Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir?
Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now!
This isn't a goodfella.
This is a badfella!
Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?!
Order in this court!
You're all thinking it!
Order! Order, I say!
Say it!
Mr. Liotta, please sit down!
I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury's on our side.
Are we doing everything right, legally?
I'm a florist.
Right. Well, here's to a great team.
To a great team!
Well, hello.
Ken!
Hello.
I didn't think you were coming.
No, I was just late I tried to call, but... the battery.
I didn't want all this to go to waste,
so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.
Oh, that was lucky.
There's a little left. I could heat it up.
Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.
So I hear you're quite a tennis player. I'm not much for the game myself. The ball's a little grabby.
That's where I usually sit. Right... there.
Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill.
You think I don't see what you're doing?
I know how hard it is to find the right job. We have that in common.
Do we?
Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out.
That's just what I was thinking about doing.
Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.
I'm going to drain the old stinger.
Yeah, you do that.
Look at that.
You know, I've just about had it with your little Mind Games.
What's that?
Italian Vogue.
Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.
A lot of ads.
Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine?
Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here!
I love the smell of flowers.
How do you like the smell of flames?!
Not as much.
Water bug! Not taking sides!
Ken, I'm wearing a Chapstick hat!
This is pathetic!
I've got issues!
Well, well, well, a royal flush!
You're bluffing.
Am I?
Surf's up, dude!
Poo water!
That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings!
Kenneth! What are you doing?!
You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it!
We need to talk! He's just a little bee!
And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time!
Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life?
No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them!
Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...
My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster!
Goodbye, Ken.
And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man!
I'm sorry about all that.
I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it!
I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn't overcome it.
Oh, well.
Are you OK for the trial?
I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas.
We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.
Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers...
Yeah.
Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over.
Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees.
You got the tweezers?
Are you allergic?
Only to losing, son. Only to losing.
Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know.
What exactly is your relationship to that woman?
We're friends.
Good friends?
Yes.
How good? Do you live together?
Wait a minute... Are you her little... bedbug?
I've seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children?
Yeah, but...
So those aren't your real parents!
Oh, Barry...
Yes, they are!
Hold me back!
You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson?
He's denouncing bees!
Don't y'all date your cousins?
Objection!
I'm going to pincushion this guy!
Adam, don't! It's what he wants!
Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit!
Order! Order!
The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way!
Adam, stay with me.
I can't feel my legs.
What Angel of Mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks?
I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please!
The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed Turn Against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery.
Hey, buddy.
Hey.
Is there much pain?
Yeah.
I... I blew the whole case, didn't I?
It doesn't matter. What matters is
you're alive. You could have died.
I'd be better off dead. Look at me.
They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there's a little celery still on it.
What was it like to sting someone?
I can't explain it. It was all... All adrenaline and then...and then ecstasy!
All right.
You think it was all a trap?
Of course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into this.
What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world.
What will the humans do to us if they win?
I don't know.
I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad.
Adam, they check in, but they don't check out!
Oh, my.
Could you get a nurse to close that window?
Why?
The smoke.
Bees don't smoke.
Right. Bees don't smoke.
Bees don't smoke!
But some bees are smoking.
That's it! That's our case!
It is? It's not over?
Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.
Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can.
And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.
Mr. Flayman.
Yes? Yes, Your Honor!
Where is the rest of your team?
Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time.
I actually heard a funny story about...
Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on?
They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses.
I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case!
Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion.
But you can't! We have a terrific case.
Where is your proof?
Where is the evidence?
Show me the smoking gun!
Hold it, Your Honor!
You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun.
What is that?
It's a bee smoker!
What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee.
Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps?
Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man?
What are we gonna do?
He's playing the species card.
Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees!
Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees!
The court finds in favor of the bees!
Vanessa, we won!
I knew you could do it! High-five!
Sorry.
I'm OK! You know what this means?
All the honey will finally belong to the bees.
Now we won't have to work so hard all the time.
This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson.
You'll regret this.
Barry, how much honey is out there?
All right. One at a time.
Barry, who are you wearing?
My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants.
What if Montgomery's right?
What do you mean?
We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years.
Congratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement?
First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps.
Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop.
We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine.
We're all aware of what they do in the woods.
Wait for my signal. Take him out.
He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine.
And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames...
But it's just a prance-about stage name!
...unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments.
Can't breathe.
Bring it in, boys!
Hold it right there! Good.
Tap it.
Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups and there's gallons more coming!
I think we need to shut down!
Shut down? We've never shut down.
Shut down honey production!
Stop making honey!
Turn your key, sir!
What do we do now?
Cannonball!
We're shutting honey production!
Mission abort.
Aborting pollination and nectar detail.
Returning to base.
Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there.
Oh, yeah?
What's going on? Where is everybody?
Are they out celebrating?
They're home.
They don't know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in.
I heard your Uncle Carl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket.
At least we got our honey back.
Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't?
It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it.
This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now...
Now I can't.
I don't understand why they're not happy.
I thought their lives would be better!
They're doing nothing. It's amazing.
Honey really changes people.
You don't have any idea what's going on, do you?
What did you want to show me?
This.
What happened here?
That is not the half of it.
Oh, no. Oh, my.
They're all wilting.
Doesn't look very good, does it?
No.
And whose fault do you think that is?
You know, I'm gonna guess bees.
Bees?
Specifically, me.
I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things.
It's not just flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.
That's our whole SAT test right there.
Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom.
And then, of course...
The human species?
So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn't it?
I know this is also partly my fault.
How about a suicide pact?
How do we do it?
I'll sting you, you step on me.
That just kills you twice.
Right, right.
Listen, Barry... sorry, but I gotta get going.
I had to open my mouth and talk.
Vanessa?
Vanessa? Why are you leaving?
Where are you going?
To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena.
They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying.
It's the Last Chance I'll ever have to see it.
Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.
I never meant it to turn out like this.
I know. Me neither.
Tournament of Roses.
Roses can't do sports.
Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?
Roses!
Vanessa!
Roses?!
Barry?
Roses are flowers!
Yes, they are.
Flowers, bees, pollen!
I know.
That's why this is the last parade.
Maybe not.
Could you ask him to slow down?
Could you slow down?
Barry!
OK, I made a huge mistake.
This is a total disaster, all my fault.
Yes, it kind of is.
I've ruined the planet. I wanted to help you with the flower shop. I've made it worse.
Actually, it's completely closed down.
I thought maybe you were remodeling.
But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined.
I don't want to hear it!
All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen.
I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park.
All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got.
Bees.
Park.
Pollen!
Flowers.
Repollination!
Across the nation!
Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, California.
They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy.
Security will be tight.
I have an idea.
Vanessa Bloome, FTD.
Official floral business. It's real.
Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.
Thank you. It was a gift.
Once inside, we just pick the right float.
How about The Princess and the Pea?
I could be the princess, and you could be the pea!
Yes, I got it.
Where should I sit?
What are you?
I believe I'm the pea.
The pea?
It goes under the mattresses.
Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.
I'm getting the marshal.
You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco!
Let's see what this baby'll do.
Hey, what are you doing?!
Then all we do is blend in with traffic... without arousing suspicion.
Once at the airport, there's no stopping us.
Stop! Security.
You and your insect pack your float?
Yes.
Has it been in your possession the entire time?
Would you remove your shoes?
Remove your stinger.
It's part of me.
I know. Just having some fun.
Enjoy your flight.
Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job.
Can you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job!
I think this is gonna work.
It's got to work.
Attention, passengers, this is Captain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York. It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay.
Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'll never make it.
I gotta get up there and talk to them.
Be careful.
Can I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.
Captain, I'm in a real situation.
What'd you say, Hal?
Nothing.
Bee!
Don't freak out! My entire species...
What are you doing?
Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!
Who's an attorney?
Don't move.
Oh, Barry.
Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry!
What happened here?
There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded.
One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious!
Is that another bee joke?
No!
No one's flying the plane!
This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What's your status?
This is Vanessa Bloome. I'm a florist from New York.
Where's the pilot?
He's unconscious, and so is the copilot.
Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience?
As a matter of fact, there is.
Who's that?
Barry Benson.
From the honey trial?! Oh, great.
Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee.
It's got giant wings, huge engines.
I can't fly a plane.
Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?
Yes.
How hard could it be?
Wait, Barry!
We're headed into some lightning.
This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing.
Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory...
That's Barry!
...is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew.
Flowers?!
We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience.
Just a minute. There's a bee on that plane.
I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres.
They've done enough damage.
But isn't he your only hope?
Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all.
Their wings are too small... Haven't we heard this a million times?
"The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense."
Get this on the air!
Got it.
Stand by.
We're going live.
The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs.
But let me tell you about a small job. If you do it well, it makes a big difference.
More than we realized. To us, to everyone.
That's why I want to get bees back to working together. That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O.
We get behind a fellow.
Black and yellow!
Hello!
Left, right, down, hover.
Hover?
Forget hover.
This isn't so hard.
Beep-beep! Beep-beep!
Barry, what happened?!
Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time.
That may have been helping me.
And now we're not!
So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.
All of you, let's get behind this fellow! Move it out!
Move out!
Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, you copy me with the wings of the plane!
Don't have to yell.
I'm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble.
It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice!
It's not a tone. I'm panicking!
I can't do this!
Vanessa, pull yourself together. You have to snap out of it!
You snap out of it.
You snap out of it.
You snap out of it!
You snap out of it!
You snap out of it!
You snap out of it!
You snap out of it!
You snap out of it!
Hold it!
Why? Come on, it's my turn.
How is the plane flying?
I don't know.
Hello?
Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there?
The Pollen Jocks!
They do get behind a fellow.
Black and yellow.
Hello.
All right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop.
Where? I can't see anything. Can you?
No, nothing. It's all cloudy.
Come on. You got to think bee, Barry.
Thinking bee.
Thinking bee.
Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
Wait a minute. I think I'm feeling something.
What?
I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.
Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.
Bring the nose down.
Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
What in the world is on the tarmac?
Get some lights on that!
Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
Vanessa, aim for the flower.
OK.
Cut the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys?
Affirmative!
Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.
Land on that flower!
Ready? Full reverse!
Spin it around!
Not that flower! The other one!
Which one?
That flower.
I'm aiming at the flower!
That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.
I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees!
Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.
Rotate around it.
This is insane, Barry!
This's the only way I know how to fly.
Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern?
Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse!
Just drop it. Be a part of it.
Aim for the center!
Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!
Come on, already.
Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly!
Yes. No high-five!
Right.
Barry, it worked!
Did you see the giant flower?
What giant flower? Where? Of course
I saw the flower! That was genius!
Thank you.
But we're not done yet.
Listen, everyone!
This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth.
That means this is our Last Chance. We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this.
If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say?
Are we going to be bees, or just Museum of Natural History keychains?
We're bees!
Keychain!
Then follow me! Except Keychain.
Hold on, Barry. Here. You've earned this.
Yeah!
I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.
Oh, yeah.
That's our Barry.
Mom! The bees are back!
If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time. I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight!
Here's your change. Have a great afternoon! Can I help who's next?
Would you like some honey with that?
It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.
Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. And I don't see a nickel!
Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat!
I had no idea.
Barry, I'm sorry.
Have you got a moment?
Would you excuse me?
My mosquito associate will help you.
Sorry I'm late.
He's a lawyer too?
I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase.
Have a great afternoon!
Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can't get them anywhere.
No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me.
You're a lifesaver, Barry. Can I help who's next?
All right, scramble, jocks! It's time to fly.
Thank you, Barry!
That bee is living my life!
Let it go, Kenny.
When will this nightmare end?!
Let it all go.
Beautiful day to fly.
Sure is.
Between you and me,
I was dying to get out of that office.
You have got to start thinking bee, my friend.
Thinking bee!
Me?
Hold it. Let's just stop for a second. Hold it.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. Can we stop here?
I'm not making a major life decision during a production number!
All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up, guys.
I had virtually no rehearsal for that.
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Now THIS, this is EPIC

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SilverT4 commented Jul 9, 2021

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Love it - Thank you!

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the sacred texts!

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Why hello there.

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I must ask, how do y'all end up finding this gist? It was created like 3 years ago and I do not recall sharing the link anywhere (I was using it myself as some test text for something)

I was testing lolcat and curl in Linux and I searched "Bee movie script raw" on duckduckgo and this was the first result

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Works beautifully though

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Excellent script! Here are a few corrections:
Line 721: "Chung"
Line 727: "Columbus"
Line 972: "Step 29"

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Thanks for this script! I have used it in a meme project for the game Manyland:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Manyland/comments/qmw6is/yep_all_of_it/

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Omg bee movie 😳

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Hello again!

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a ai mad a bee movie 2 script
bee movie 2

Hope springs eternal.

Now where'd that flower go?

Hey!

Peter Gibbons is a researcher.

Sturgess has a PhD in biology and chemistry.

Kevin Sturgess is a beekeeper.

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Welcome, Barry. Welcome, heroes.

Bird flipper.

Scientists.

Best buds.

I wouldn't want to be anyone else but you, for sure!

You are so awesome.

We are the bees.

Drop, drop, drop.

...or all of us,

until we

are all one

glowworm

singing a tune

into

the

tide.

Jack

Smith is a filmmaker.

At the Kennedy Center, Jack Smith said he recently heard Pete Seeger sing a new song.

"It's a beautiful song about all the things that are going to be going on this summer," said Smith.

Smith is spending the summer with Seeger on his farm in New Jersey.

Pete Seeger's new song — called "I Am a Flower" — might remind you of the songs that were composed by Maryland's John Philip Sousa.

In fact, Smith's new documentary, "Sousa On the Farm," celebrates Sousa's life, and is scheduled to premiere at the Kennedy Center on Thursday.

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Related: Pete Seeger: the seed of American music

Pete Seeger did a song called "The Maple Leaf Forever."

In 1867, he wrote, "On my back I bear the American flag/And I salute you with my hand/As we press on with our trek."

Pete Seeger and others took up Sousa's long-gone idea of marching up Broadway, playing tunes on bugle horns, and yelling "Victory!" and "Long live the flag!"

The idea came to them when they heard a fellow named John Philip Sousa was having a birthday.

Sousa was really a Sousaphone.

I'm the one who is driving the whole band to New York, said Seeger, who was a huge Sousaphone enthusiast.

The Sousaphone is like a basketball in the case. You see, people who play the Sousaphone have big fingers.

So they all met in New York City, bought a bus, and set off on the long journey to Sousa's mansion.

The Sousaphone wasn't invented by a Sousaphone-playing Sousaphone player, Seeger said.

It was invented by the man who invented the popcorn machine.

He was a guy called Frank E. Woods.

Woods was in a candy store when he noticed all these candies flying around.

He thought he'd invented something great, a mechanism for making a round candy out of a square one.

Then he went home, took a bath, got all cleaned up, and had his wife bring him some dessert.

The wife brought a square of dessert.

"She said, 'Here's some chocolate, and this is some vanilla and this is some strawberry and I've brought you some cream.'"

Woods thought he'd invented something great, and he decided he'd patent his invention.

But Woods was kind of a jerk, and he sued all the makers of candy and other kinds of pies, and he sued all the makers of jellies, and all the makers of chocolates, and even the makers of those marshmallows that were shaped like everything, according to this clip from "Wooden O Warms the Soul."

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"Then, one day, his own neighbors threw him a surprise birthday party and they all brought him some chocolate."

And on that day, Mr. Woods realized he couldn't sue his neighbors, so he'd have to go after the makers of chocolate.

And so he did.

And the makers of chocolate were very upset.

But Woods did not take no for an answer.

He even sued John Denver.

"He got the audacity to put 'By The Graces Of The Great God Almighty' on his new album 'The Penguin Cafe Orchestra.'"

Denver knew it was a major mistake to put the words "The Great God Almighty" on an album.

The song was going to sell some albums, but the producers weren't going to make any money, and they didn't even want to make any money.

But if they didn't play that song, there wouldn't be any royalties.

And that's when they decided to sue John Denver.

The producer of that album got $30,000, the booker got $5000, and John Denver was facing a $25,000 fine.

"Colorado had asked for the injunction," said Seeger.

The Court in Denver's case found in favor of Denver,

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masalt0 commented Jun 12, 2022

i AI'd it too

I don't care, I'm on a roll!

...No, you know what?

How about we just do it?

Okay.

Barry? How about we just not have rehearsals, okay?

No, let's do it!

Did I tell you about my trick for not getting dizzy when I fly around?

Come on! We're flying!

You're flying!

...And we're still not falling!

Come on! That was a rousing number!

It's just so far.

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this is what source control is all about

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amazing

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I think I'm in love with you

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GBoGH commented Apr 6, 2023

Absolute masterpiece

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RAY8842 commented Apr 13, 2023

hello

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At the Kennedy Center, Jack Smith said he recently heard Pete Seeger sing a new song.

"It's a beautiful song about all the things that are going to be going on this summer," said Smith.

Smith is spending the summer with Seeger on his farm in New Jersey.

Pete Seeger's new song — called "I Am a Flower" — might remind you of the songs that were composed by Maryland's John Philip Sousa.

In fact, Smith's new documentary, "Sousa On the Farm," celebrates Sousa's life, and is scheduled to premiere at the Kennedy Center on Thursday.

Play a small world cup

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˙ʇɐɥʇ ɹoɟ lɐsɹɐǝɥǝɹ ou ʎllɐnʇɹıʌ pɐɥ ı
˙sʎnƃ 'dn ʇı dɐɹʍ ˙ʎpoqʎɹǝʌǝ 'uǝʇ ǝʞɐʇ ˙ʇɥƃıɹ llɐ
¡ɹǝqɯnu uoıʇɔnpoɹd ɐ ƃuıɹnp uoısıɔǝp ǝɟıl ɹoɾɐɯ ɐ ƃuıʞɐɯ ʇou ɯ,ı
¿ǝɹǝɥ doʇs ǝʍ uɐɔ ˙ǝuoʎɹǝʌǝ 'ʎɹɹos ɯ,ı ˙ʎɹɹos ɯ,ı
˙ʇı ploɥ ˙puoɔǝs ɐ ɹoɟ doʇs ʇsnɾ s,ʇǝl ˙ʇı ploɥ
¿ǝɯ
¡ǝǝq ƃuıʞuıɥʇ
˙puǝıɹɟ ʎɯ 'ǝǝq ƃuıʞuıɥʇ ʇɹɐʇs oʇ ʇoƃ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ
˙ǝɔıɟɟo ʇɐɥʇ ɟo ʇno ʇǝƃ oʇ ƃuıʎp sɐʍ ı
'ǝɯ puɐ noʎ uǝǝʍʇǝq
˙sı ǝɹns
˙ʎlɟ oʇ ʎɐp lnɟıʇnɐǝq
˙oƃ llɐ ʇı ʇǝl
¡¿puǝ ǝɹɐɯʇɥƃıu sıɥʇ llıʍ uǝɥʍ
˙ʎuuǝʞ 'oƃ ʇı ʇǝl
¡ǝɟıl ʎɯ ƃuıʌıl sı ǝǝq ʇɐɥʇ
¡ʎɹɹɐq 'noʎ ʞuɐɥʇ
˙ʎlɟ oʇ ǝɯıʇ s,ʇı ¡sʞɔoɾ 'ǝlqɯɐɹɔs 'ʇɥƃıɹ llɐ
¿ʇxǝu s,oɥʍ dlǝɥ ı uɐɔ ˙ʎɹɹɐq 'ɹǝʌɐsǝɟıl ɐ ǝɹ,noʎ
˙ǝɯ oʇ ʇı ǝʌɐǝl ʇsnɾ ˙ǝıuuɐʌ 'ɯǝlqoɹd ou
˙ǝɹǝɥʍʎuɐ ɯǝɥʇ ʇǝƃ ʇ,uɐɔ ı puɐ 'ɹǝpɹo dılnʇ ǝƃnɥ sıɥʇ ʇoƃ ʇsnɾ ı 'ʎɹɹɐq
¡uoouɹǝʇɟɐ ʇɐǝɹƃ ɐ ǝʌɐɥ
˙ǝsɐɔɟǝıɹq ɐ sɐʍ pǝpǝǝu ı llɐ ˙ǝʇısɐɹɐd ƃuıʞɔns-poolq ɐ ʎpɐǝɹlɐ sɐʍ ı
¿ooʇ ɹǝʎʍɐl ɐ s,ǝɥ
˙ǝʇɐl ɯ,ı ʎɹɹos
˙noʎ dlǝɥ llıʍ ǝʇɐıɔossɐ oʇınbsoɯ ʎɯ
¿ǝɯ ǝsnɔxǝ noʎ plnoʍ
¿ʇuǝɯoɯ ɐ ʇoƃ noʎ ǝʌɐɥ
˙ʎɹɹos ɯ,ı 'ʎɹɹɐq
˙ɐǝpı ou pɐɥ ı
¡ʇɐǝɯ ɟo ǝɔǝıd ɐ ǝʞıl lǝǝɟ ʇsnɾ ı sǝɯıʇǝɯos
¡lǝʞɔıu ɐ ǝǝs ʇ,uop ı puɐ ˙ǝɯ llɐ s,ʇı 'ǝsǝǝɥɔ 'ɯɐǝɹɔ 'ʞlıɯ
˙ǝsǝɥʇ ʇǝƃɹoɟ ʇ,uop ˙pǝʌoɹddɐ-ǝǝq sı ʇı
¿ʇɐɥʇ ɥʇıʍ ʎǝuoɥ ǝɯos ǝʞıl noʎ plnoʍ
¿ʇxǝu s,oɥʍ dlǝɥ ı uɐɔ ¡uoouɹǝʇɟɐ ʇɐǝɹƃ ɐ ǝʌɐɥ ˙ǝƃuɐɥɔ ɹnoʎ s,ǝɹǝɥ
¡ʇɥƃıuoʇ ǝʇɐl ƃuıʞɹoʍ ǝq ll,ǝʍ ƃuılǝǝɟ ɐ ʇoƃ ı ˙ǝɯıʇ ǝɥʇ s,ʍou 'llɐɔ ɐ ǝʞɐɯ oʇ spǝǝu ʎpoqʎuɐ ɟı
¡ʞɔɐq ǝɹɐ sǝǝq ǝɥʇ ¡ɯoɯ
˙ʎɹɹɐq ɹno s,ʇɐɥʇ
˙ɥɐǝʎ 'ɥo
˙sǝʌǝǝls ǝɥʇ ǝɹɐ op ɐʇʇoƃ ı llɐ ˙ʇıɟ ʇɔǝɟɹǝd ɐ s,ʇı puɐ ¡ʞɔoɾ uǝllod ɐ ɯ,ı
¡ɥɐǝʎ
˙sıɥʇ pǝuɹɐǝ ǝʌ,noʎ ˙ǝɹǝɥ ˙ʎɹɹɐq 'uo ploɥ
˙uıɐɥɔʎǝʞ ʇdǝɔxǝ ¡ǝɯ ʍolloɟ uǝɥʇ
¡uıɐɥɔʎǝʞ
¡sǝǝq ǝɹ,ǝʍ
¿suıɐɥɔʎǝʞ ʎɹoʇsıɥ lɐɹnʇɐu ɟo ɯnǝsnɯ ʇsnɾ ɹo 'sǝǝq ǝq oʇ ƃuıoƃ ǝʍ ǝɹɐ
¿ʎɐs noʎ op ʇɐɥʍ ¡ʇuǝɯoɯ ɹno sı sıɥʇ 'sǝıɔǝds ɐ sɐ ǝʌıʌɹns ɐuuoƃ ǝɹ,ǝʍ ɟı
˙sıɥʇ ǝʞıl ssǝɹp puɐ sɹǝʍolɟ ǝʇɐuıllod 'ʎǝuoɥ ǝʞɐɯ oɥʍ sǝuo ʎluo ǝɥʇ ǝɹ,ǝʍ ˙ǝɔuɐɥɔ ʇsɐl ɹno sı sıɥʇ suɐǝɯ ʇɐɥʇ
˙ɥʇɹɐǝ uo ǝɹǝɥʍʎuɐ ǝlqɐlıɐʌɐ sɹǝʍolɟ ʇsɐl ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ uǝllod ʇsɐl ǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ pǝɹǝʌoɔ sı ʎɐʍunɹ sıɥʇ
¡ǝuoʎɹǝʌǝ 'uǝʇsıl
˙ʇǝʎ ǝuop ʇou ǝɹ,ǝʍ ʇnq
˙noʎ ʞuɐɥʇ
¡snıuǝƃ sɐʍ ʇɐɥʇ ¡ɹǝʍolɟ ǝɥʇ ʍɐs ı
ǝsɹnoɔ ɟo ¿ǝɹǝɥʍ ¿ɹǝʍolɟ ʇuɐıƃ ʇɐɥʍ
¿ɹǝʍolɟ ʇuɐıƃ ǝɥʇ ǝǝs noʎ pıp
¡pǝʞɹoʍ ʇı 'ʎɹɹɐq
˙ʇɥƃıɹ
¡ǝʌıɟ-ɥƃıɥ ou ˙sǝʎ
¡ʎlɟ oʇ ʍoɥ ǝɯ ʇɥƃnɐʇ noʎ ¡ʇı pıp ǝʍ 'ʎɹɹɐq
˙ʎpɐǝɹlɐ 'uo ǝɯoɔ
¡uɐɯoʍ 'uı ʇı doɹp ¡uı ʇı doɹp ʍou
¡ɹǝʇuǝɔ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ɯıɐ
˙ʇı ɟo ʇɹɐd ɐ ǝq ˙ʇı doɹp ʇsnɾ
¡ǝsɹǝʌǝɹ llnɟ ˙ʇı llǝɯs ˙pıɐɹɟɐ ǝq ʇ,uop ˙ǝɹǝɥʇ uı ǝsou ɹnoʎ ʇǝƃ
¿uɹǝʇʇɐd ǝʞıl-ʇɔǝsuı uɐ uı ƃuıʎlɟ ǝuɐld sıɥʇ sı ɹo 'ooɥɔɐʞ-ooʞ-ooʞ ı ɯɐ
˙ʎlɟ oʇ ʍoɥ ʍouʞ ı ʎɐʍ ʎluo ǝɥʇ s,sıɥʇ
¡ʎɹɹɐq 'ǝuɐsuı sı sıɥʇ
˙ʇı punoɹɐ ǝʇɐʇoɹ
˙dn lıɐʇ ˙uʍop ǝsou ˙pɹɐʍɹoɟ llnd
¡sǝǝq ɟo suoıllıɯ ɟo ǝpɐɯ ɹǝʍolɟ ƃuıʇɐslnd ʇuɐıƃ ǝɥʇ uɐǝɯ ı
˙ʇɹıɥs pǝɹǝʍolɟ ɐ uı ʎnƃ ʇɐɟ ɐ s,ʇɐɥʇ
¡ɹǝʍolɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ƃuıɯıɐ ɯ,ı
˙ɹǝʍolɟ ʇɐɥʇ
¿ǝuo ɥɔıɥʍ
¡ǝuo ɹǝɥʇo ǝɥʇ ¡ɹǝʍolɟ ʇɐɥʇ ʇou
¡punoɹɐ ʇı uıds
¡ǝsɹǝʌǝɹ llnɟ ¿ʎpɐǝɹ
¡ɹǝʍolɟ ʇɐɥʇ uo puɐl
˙ʇı s,ʇɐɥʇ ˙ʍou 'ʎsɐǝ ˙pooƃ ˙pooƃ
¡ǝʌıʇɐɯɹıɟɟɐ
¿sʎoq 'ʎpɐǝɹ ˙ɹǝʍod ǝǝq uo uı ƃuıoƃ ǝɹ,ǝʍ ˙sǝuıƃuǝ ǝɥʇ ʇnɔ
˙ʞo
˙ɹǝʍolɟ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ɯıɐ 'ɐssǝuɐʌ
¡ǝǝq ƃuıʞuıɥʇ ¡ǝǝq ƃuıʞuıɥʇ
¡ǝǝq ƃuıʞuıɥʇ
¡ʇɐɥʇ uo sʇɥƃıl ǝɯos ʇǝƃ
¿ɔɐɯɹɐʇ ǝɥʇ uo sı plɹoʍ ǝɥʇ uı ʇɐɥʍ
¡ǝǝq ƃuıʞuıɥʇ ¡ǝǝq ƃuıʞuıɥʇ
¡ǝǝq ƃuıʞuıɥʇ
˙uʍop ǝsou ǝɥʇ ƃuıɹq
˙ʇɔuıʇsuı plo-ɹɐǝʎ-uoıllıɯ-72 ɐ ǝʞıl
˙ǝɯ ƃuıllnd 'ƃuoɹʇs s,ʇı ˙ʍouʞ ʇ,uop ı
¿ʇɐɥʍ
˙ƃuıɥʇǝɯos ƃuılǝǝɟ ɯ,ı ʞuıɥʇ ı ˙ǝʇnuıɯ ɐ ʇıɐʍ
¡ǝǝq ƃuıʞuıɥʇ ¡ǝǝq ƃuıʞuıɥʇ
¡ǝǝq ƃuıʞuıɥʇ
˙ǝǝq ƃuıʞuıɥʇ
˙ǝǝq ƃuıʞuıɥʇ
˙ʎɹɹɐq 'ǝǝq ʞuıɥʇ oʇ ʇoƃ noʎ ˙uo ǝɯoɔ
˙ʎpnolɔ llɐ s,ʇı ˙ƃuıɥʇou 'ou
¿noʎ uɐɔ ˙ƃuıɥʇʎuɐ ǝǝs ʇ,uɐɔ ı ¿ǝɹǝɥʍ
˙doʇʞɔɐlq ǝɥʇ uo uɐɔ uıʇ sıɥʇ doɹp s,ʇǝl 'ʇɥƃıɹ llɐ
˙ollǝɥ
˙ʍollǝʎ puɐ ʞɔɐlq
˙ʍollǝɟ ɐ puıɥǝq ʇǝƃ op ʎǝɥʇ
¡sʞɔoɾ uǝllod ǝɥʇ
¿ǝɹǝɥʇ uı uoısɐɔɔo ʎddɐɥ ɐ ɹoɟ sɹǝʍolɟ ʎuɐ ʇoƃ 'uosuǝq
¿ollǝɥ
˙ʍouʞ ʇ,uop ı
¿ƃuıʎlɟ ǝuɐld ǝɥʇ sı ʍoɥ
˙uɹnʇ ʎɯ s,ʇı 'uo ǝɯoɔ ¿ʎɥʍ
¡ʇı ploɥ
¡ʇı ɟo ʇno dɐus noʎ
¡ʇı ɟo ʇno dɐus noʎ
¡ʇı ɟo ʇno dɐus noʎ
¡ʇı ɟo ʇno dɐus noʎ
¡ʇı ɟo ʇno dɐus noʎ
¡ʇı ɟo ʇno dɐus noʎ
˙ʇı ɟo ʇno dɐus noʎ
˙ʇı ɟo ʇno dɐus noʎ
¡ʇı ɟo ʇno dɐus oʇ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ ˙ɹǝɥʇǝƃoʇ ɟlǝsɹnoʎ llnd 'ɐssǝuɐʌ
¡sıɥʇ op ʇ,uɐɔ ı
¡ƃuıʞɔıuɐd ɯ,ı ˙ǝuoʇ ɐ ʇou s,ʇı
¡ǝɔıoʌ ɹnoʎ uı ǝuoʇ ʎʞɔıuɐd ʇɐɥʇ ɥʇıʍ ǝʇɐɹʇuǝɔuoɔ oʇ pɹɐɥ ʎɹǝʌ s,ʇı
˙ǝlqnoɹʇ ɟo ʇol ɐ uı ǝɹ,ǝʍ ¡ƃuıllǝʎ ʇou ɯ,ı
˙llǝʎ oʇ ǝʌɐɥ ʇ,uop
¡ǝuɐld ǝɥʇ ɟo sƃuıʍ ǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ ǝɯ ʎdoɔ noʎ 'op p,ı ʇɐɥʍ op ı ɟı sı ǝɔuɐɥɔ ʎluo ɹno
¡ʇno ǝʌoɯ
¡ʇno ʇı ǝʌoɯ ¡ʍollǝɟ sıɥʇ puıɥǝq ʇǝƃ s,ʇǝl 'noʎ ɟo llɐ
˙ǝuɐld ɐ ʎlɟ ʇouuɐɔ ı ʇno suɹnʇ ʇı os
¡ʇou ǝɹ,ǝʍ ʍou puɐ
˙ǝɯ ƃuıdlǝɥ uǝǝq ǝʌɐɥ ʎɐɯ ʇɐɥʇ
˙ǝɯıʇ ǝloɥʍ ǝɥʇ ʇolıdoʇnɐ uo ǝɹǝʍ ǝʍ ʞuıɥʇ ı 'ʇıɐʍ
¡¿pǝuǝddɐɥ ʇɐɥʍ 'ʎɹɹɐq
¡dǝǝq-dǝǝq ¡dǝǝq-dǝǝq
˙pɹɐɥ os ʇ,usı sıɥʇ
˙ɹǝʌoɥ ʇǝƃɹoɟ
¿ɹǝʌoɥ
˙ɹǝʌoɥ 'uʍop 'ʇɥƃıɹ 'ʇɟǝl
¡ollǝɥ
¡ʍollǝʎ puɐ ʞɔɐlq
˙ʍollǝɟ ɐ puıɥǝq ʇǝƃ ǝʍ
˙o-llǝɾ ɟo ǝpɐɯ ʇou ǝɹ,ǝʍ ¡ʎɐʍ ǝǝq ǝɥʇ s,ʇɐɥʇ ˙ɹǝɥʇǝƃoʇ ƃuıʞɹoʍ oʇ ʞɔɐq sǝǝq ʇǝƃ oʇ ʇuɐʍ ı ʎɥʍ s,ʇɐɥʇ
˙ǝuoʎɹǝʌǝ oʇ 'sn oʇ ˙pǝzılɐǝɹ ǝʍ uɐɥʇ ǝɹoɯ
˙ǝɔuǝɹǝɟɟıp ƃıq ɐ sǝʞɐɯ ʇı 'llǝʍ ʇı op noʎ ɟı ˙qoɾ llɐɯs ɐ ʇnoqɐ noʎ llǝʇ ǝɯ ʇǝl ʇnq
˙sqoɾ llɐɯs ɟo ʇol ɐ ƃuıop sǝǝq ɟo ʇol ɐ sǝʞɐʇ ʎǝuoɥ ƃuıʞɐɯ ˙noʎ oʇ ʎɹǝʇsʎɯ ɐ ǝq ʎɐɯ ʞɹoʍ ǝʍ ʎɐʍ ǝɥʇ
˙ǝʌıl ƃuıoƃ ǝɹ,ǝʍ
˙ʎq puɐʇs
˙ʇı ʇoƃ
¡ɹıɐ ǝɥʇ uo sıɥʇ ʇǝƃ
"˙ǝsuǝs ou ǝʞɐɯ ssɐɯ ʎpoq puɐ sƃuıʍ ǝɥʇ ɟo ɐǝɹɐ ǝɔɐɟɹns ǝɥʇ"
¿sǝɯıʇ uoıllıɯ ɐ sıɥʇ pɹɐǝɥ ǝʍ ʇ,uǝʌɐɥ ˙˙˙llɐɯs ooʇ ǝɹɐ sƃuıʍ ɹıǝɥʇ
˙llɐ ʇɐ ʎlɟ oʇ ǝlqɐ ǝq ʇ,uplnoɥs ǝǝq ɐ 'ʎllɐɔıuɥɔǝʇ
¿ǝdoɥ ʎluo ɹnoʎ ǝɥ ʇ,usı ʇnq
˙ǝƃɐɯɐp ɥƃnouǝ ǝuop ǝʌ,ʎǝɥʇ
˙sǝɹpɐdɯoɔ ʇunoɔɔɐ-ou sıɥ puɐ uosuǝq ˙ɹɯ ɥʇıʍ ɹɐılıɯɐɟ ǝʇınb ɯ,ı
˙ǝuɐld ʇɐɥʇ uo ǝǝq ɐ s,ǝɹǝɥʇ ˙ǝʇnuıɯ ɐ ʇsnɾ
˙ǝɔuǝıɹǝdxǝ ʇɥƃılɟ ou ʎlǝʇnlosqɐ ɥʇıʍ sloɹʇuoɔ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ slɐnpıʌıpuı oʍʇ puɐ ɐǝɹɐ ǝɥʇ uı ɯɹoʇs ɐ ǝʌɐɥ ǝʍ
¡¿sɹǝʍolɟ
˙ʍǝɹɔ ʇɥƃılɟ pǝʇɐʇıɔɐdɐɔuı uɐ puɐ sɹǝʍolɟ 'ǝldoǝd ɥʇıʍ pǝpɐol 'ǝuɐld ɐ puɐl oʇ ƃuıʇdɯǝʇʇɐ sı˙˙˙
¡ʎɹɹɐq s,ʇɐɥʇ
˙˙˙ʎɹoʇɔıʌ lɐƃǝl sıɥ ɯoɹɟ ɥsǝɹɟ 'uosuǝq ʎɹɹɐq
˙ƃuıdolǝʌǝp sı ǝuǝɔs lnɟǝsuǝdsns ɐ ǝɹǝɥʍ 'ʇɹodɹıɐ ʞɟɾ ɯoɹɟ sʍǝu ƃuıʞɐǝɹq-ǝʇɐl ǝɯos ǝʌɐɥ ǝʍ ˙ǝlqɯnq qoq sı sıɥʇ
˙ƃuıuʇɥƃıl ǝɯos oʇuı pǝpɐǝɥ ǝɹ,ǝʍ
¡ʎɹɹɐq 'ʇıɐʍ
¿ǝq ʇı plnoɔ pɹɐɥ ʍoɥ
˙sǝʎ
¿ʇolıd ɐ ɐʇloʌɐɹʇ uɥoɾ ʇ,usı ¿ʇou ʎɥʍ
˙ǝuɐld ɐ ʎlɟ ʇ,uɐɔ ı
˙sǝuıƃuǝ ǝƃnɥ 'sƃuıʍ ʇuɐıƃ ʇoƃ s,ʇı
˙ǝǝq lɐʇǝɯ ƃıq ɐ uɐɥʇ ǝɹoɯ ƃuıɥʇou sı sıɥʇ 'ɐssǝuɐʌ
˙ʇɐǝɹƃ 'ɥo ¡¿lɐıɹʇ ʎǝuoɥ ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ
˙uosuǝq ʎɹɹɐq
¿ʇɐɥʇ s,oɥʍ
˙sı ǝɹǝɥʇ 'ʇɔɐɟ ɟo ɹǝʇʇɐɯ ɐ sɐ
¿ǝɔuǝıɹǝdxǝ ʇɥƃılɟ ǝʌɐɥ pɹɐoquo ǝuoʎuɐ sǝop ˙pooƃ ʇou
˙ʇolıdoɔ ǝɥʇ sı os puɐ 'snoıɔsuoɔun s,ǝɥ
¿ʇolıd ǝɥʇ s,ǝɹǝɥʍ
˙ʞɹoʎ ʍǝu ɯoɹɟ ʇsıɹolɟ ɐ ɯ,ı ˙ǝɯoolq ɐssǝuɐʌ sı sıɥʇ
¿snʇɐʇs ɹnoʎ s,ʇɐɥʍ ˙653 ʇɥƃılɟ 'ɹǝʍoʇ loɹʇuoɔ ʞɟɾ sı sıɥʇ
¡ǝuɐld ǝɥʇ ƃuıʎlɟ s,ǝuo ou
¡ou
¿ǝʞoɾ ǝǝq ɹǝɥʇouɐ ʇɐɥʇ sı
¡snoıɔsuoɔun ɥʇoq ǝɹ,ʎǝɥʇ 'ʇɐoq ɐ uı s,ǝuo 'plɐq s,ǝuo
˙pǝpoldxǝ ʇɟɐɹ ǝɟıl ɐ 'ǝǝdnoʇ ɐ 'ɹǝʇsnqʇsnp ɐ sɐʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ
¿ǝɹǝɥ pǝuǝddɐɥ ʇɐɥʍ
¡ʎɹɹnɥ ǝsɐǝld puɐ ¿ʇıdʞɔoɔ ǝɥʇ oʇ ʇɹodǝɹ ǝsɐǝld q42 uı ǝɯoolq ɐssǝuɐʌ ssıɯ ɐ plnoʍ ˙uıɐʇdɐɔ ɹnoʎ sı sıɥʇ ˙sɹǝƃuǝssɐd 'uoouɹǝʇɟɐ pooƃ
˙ʎɹɹɐq 'ɥo
˙ǝʌoɯ ʇ,uop
¿ʎǝuɹoʇʇɐ uɐ s,oɥʍ
¡ʎǝuɹoʇʇɐ uɐ ɯ,ı ¡ǝʇnuıɯ ɐ ʇıɐʍ
¿ƃuıop noʎ ǝɹɐ ʇɐɥʍ
˙˙˙sǝıɔǝds ǝɹıʇuǝ ʎɯ ¡ʇno ʞɐǝɹɟ ʇ,uop
¡ǝǝq
˙ƃuıɥʇou
¿lɐɥ 'ʎɐs noʎ p,ʇɐɥʍ
˙uoıʇɐnʇıs lɐǝɹ ɐ uı ɯ,ı 'uıɐʇdɐɔ
˙ɹǝɯɯıɹʇ ɹıɐɥ ɹɐǝ puɐ ǝsou ǝlqɐʇɐlɟuı ƃuıʞlɐʇ ǝɥʇ ɹǝpɹo oʇ ǝʞıl p,ı ¿ǝuızɐƃɐɯ llɐɯ ʎʞs ǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ dlǝɥ ʇǝƃ ı uɐɔ
˙lnɟǝɹɐɔ ǝq
˙ɯǝɥʇ oʇ ʞlɐʇ puɐ ǝɹǝɥʇ dn ʇǝƃ ɐʇʇoƃ ı
˙ʇı ǝʞɐɯ ɹǝʌǝu ll,ʎǝɥʇ ˙ɹǝʇɐʍ ou ɥʇıʍ sɹǝʍolɟ ʇnɔ ǝɹɐ ǝsǝɥʇ 'ʎɹɹɐq
˙ʎɐlǝp sɹnoɥ ǝldnoɔ ɐ ǝɔuǝıɹǝdxǝ ll,ǝʍ ǝʞıl sʞool ʇı ˙ʞɹoʎ ʍǝu uı ɹǝɥʇɐǝʍ pɐq ɟo ʇıq ɐ ǝʌɐɥ ǝʍ ˙ʇʇoɔs uıɐʇdɐɔ sı sıɥʇ 'sɹǝƃuǝssɐd 'uoıʇuǝʇʇɐ
˙ʞɹoʍ oʇ ʇoƃ s,ʇı
˙ʞɹoʍ ɐuuoƃ sı sıɥʇ ʞuıɥʇ ı
¡qoɾ ǝɥʇ op oʇ uǝllod ɥƃnouǝ ʇsnɾ ǝʌɐɥ ǝʍ ¿ǝɹɐ ǝʍ ʎʞɔnl ʍoɥ ǝʌǝılǝq noʎ uɐɔ
˙qoɾ ǝɥʇ op oʇ uǝllod ɥƃnouǝ ʇsnɾ ǝʌɐɥ ll,ǝʍ 'ʎʞɔnl ǝɹ,ǝʍ ɟı uǝɥʇ
˙ʇɥƃılɟ ɹnoʎ ʎoɾuǝ
˙unɟ ǝɯos ƃuıʌɐɥ ʇsnɾ ˙ʍouʞ ı
˙ǝɯ ɟo ʇɹɐd s,ʇı
˙ɹǝƃuıʇs ɹnoʎ ǝʌoɯǝɹ
¿sǝoɥs ɹnoʎ ǝʌoɯǝɹ noʎ plnoʍ
¿ǝɯıʇ ǝɹıʇuǝ ǝɥʇ uoıssǝssod ɹnoʎ uı uǝǝq ʇı sɐɥ
˙sǝʎ
¿ʇɐolɟ ɹnoʎ ʞɔɐd ʇɔǝsuı ɹnoʎ puɐ noʎ
˙ʎʇıɹnɔǝs ¡doʇs
˙sn ƃuıddoʇs ou s,ǝɹǝɥʇ 'ʇɹodɹıɐ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ǝɔuo
˙uoıɔıdsns ƃuısnoɹɐ ʇnoɥʇıʍ ˙˙˙ɔıɟɟɐɹʇ ɥʇıʍ uı puǝlq sı op ǝʍ llɐ uǝɥʇ
¡¿ƃuıop noʎ ǝɹɐ ʇɐɥʍ 'ʎǝɥ
˙op ll,ʎqɐq sıɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ǝǝs s,ʇǝl
¡oɔsɐıɟ ɐ sı ǝpɐɹɐd ǝloɥʍ sıɥʇ ¡ʇɐɥʇ op noʎ
˙lɐɥsɹɐɯ ǝɥʇ ƃuıʇʇǝƃ ɯ,ı
˙ʇɹɐǝɥʇǝǝʍs 'ǝlɐʇ ʎɹıɐɟ sıɥʇ uı ʇou
˙sǝssǝɹʇʇɐɯ ǝɥʇ ɹǝpun sǝoƃ ʇı
¿ɐǝd ǝɥʇ
˙ɐǝd ǝɥʇ ɯ,ı ǝʌǝılǝq ı
¿noʎ ǝɹɐ ʇɐɥʍ
¿ʇıs ı plnoɥs ǝɹǝɥʍ
˙ʇı ʇoƃ ı 'sǝʎ
¡ɐǝd ǝɥʇ ǝq plnoɔ noʎ puɐ 'ssǝɔuıɹd ǝɥʇ ǝq plnoɔ ı
¿ɐǝd ǝɥʇ puɐ ssǝɔuıɹd ǝɥʇ ʇnoqɐ ʍoɥ
˙ʇɐolɟ ʇɥƃıɹ ǝɥʇ ʞɔıd ʇsnɾ ǝʍ 'ǝpısuı ǝɔuo
˙ʇɟıƃ ɐ sɐʍ ʇı ˙noʎ ʞuɐɥʇ
˙ɥɔooɹq ǝɔıu ˙ɯɐ,ɐɯ 'ʎɹɹos
˙lɐǝɹ s,ʇı ˙ssǝuısnq lɐɹolɟ lɐıɔıɟɟo
˙pʇɟ 'ǝɯoolq ɐssǝuɐʌ
˙ɐǝpı uɐ ǝʌɐɥ ı
˙ʇɥƃıʇ ǝq llıʍ ʎʇıɹnɔǝs
˙ʎpuɐɔ uoʇʇoɔ puɐ sʇɐolɟ 'sɹǝʍolɟ ʇnq ƃuıɥʇou ʇoƃ ǝʌ,ʎǝɥʇ
˙ɐıuɹoɟılɐɔ 'ɐuǝpɐsɐd 'sǝsoɹ ɟo ʇuǝɯɐuɹnoʇ
¡uoıʇɐu ǝɥʇ ssoɹɔɐ
¡uoıʇɐuıllodǝɹ
˙sɹǝʍolɟ
¡uǝllod
˙ʞɹɐd
˙sǝǝq
˙ʇoƃ ǝʌ,ǝʍ ʇɐɥʍ ɥʇıʍ ǝɹǝɥ ʞɔɐq ʇoƃ ǝʌ,ʎǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇǝƃ sı op ɐʇʇoƃ ǝʍ llɐ
˙ʞɹɐd sıɥʇ uı pnq ɹǝʍolɟ puɐ ʇuɐld 'ǝǝq ʎɹǝʌǝ ʍouʞ ı
˙uǝllod ǝɥʇ ǝʌɐɥ sǝsoɹ ǝɥʇ 'sǝsoɹ ǝɥʇ ǝʌɐɥ ʎǝɥʇ 'ʇɥƃıɹ llɐ
¡ʇı ɹɐǝɥ oʇ ʇuɐʍ ʇ,uop ı
˙pǝuıqɯoɔ sɐǝpı snoıʌǝɹd ʎɯ uɐɥʇ ɹǝʇɐǝɹƃ s,ʇı puɐ 'ɐǝpı ɹǝɥʇouɐ ǝʌɐɥ ı ʇnq
˙ƃuılǝpoɯǝɹ ǝɹǝʍ noʎ ǝqʎɐɯ ʇɥƃnoɥʇ ı
˙uʍop pǝsolɔ ʎlǝʇǝldɯoɔ s,ʇı 'ʎllɐnʇɔɐ
˙ǝsɹoʍ ʇı ǝpɐɯ ǝʌ,ı ˙doɥs ɹǝʍolɟ ǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ noʎ dlǝɥ oʇ pǝʇuɐʍ ı ˙ʇǝuɐld ǝɥʇ pǝuınɹ ǝʌ,ı
˙sı ɟo puıʞ ʇı 'sǝʎ
˙ʇlnɐɟ ʎɯ llɐ 'ɹǝʇsɐsıp lɐʇoʇ ɐ sı sıɥʇ
˙ǝʞɐʇsıɯ ǝƃnɥ ɐ ǝpɐɯ ı 'ʞo
¡ʎɹɹɐq
¿uʍop ʍols noʎ plnoɔ
¿uʍop ʍols oʇ ɯıɥ ʞsɐ noʎ plnoɔ
˙ʇou ǝqʎɐɯ
˙ǝpɐɹɐd ʇsɐl ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ ʎɥʍ s,ʇɐɥʇ
˙ʍouʞ ı
¡uǝllod 'sǝǝq 'sɹǝʍolɟ
˙ǝɹɐ ʎǝɥʇ 'sǝʎ
¡sɹǝʍolɟ ǝɹɐ sǝsoɹ
¿ʎɹɹɐq
¡¿sǝsoɹ
¡ɐssǝuɐʌ
¡sǝsoɹ
¿sǝsoɹ ˙sǝsoɹ ˙ǝʇnuıɯ ɐ ʇıɐʍ
˙sʇɹods op ʇ,uɐɔ sǝsoɹ
˙sǝsoɹ ɟo ʇuǝɯɐuɹnoʇ
˙ɹǝɥʇıǝu ǝɯ ˙ʍouʞ ı
˙sıɥʇ ǝʞıl ʇno uɹnʇ oʇ ʇı ʇuɐǝɯ ɹǝʌǝu ı
˙ʎɹɹos ɯ,ı ʎɐs ɐuuɐʍ ʇsnɾ ı 'ɐssǝuɐʌ
˙ʇı ǝǝs oʇ ǝʌɐɥ ɹǝʌǝ ll,ı ǝɔuɐɥɔ ʇsɐl ǝɥʇ s,ʇı
˙ƃuıʎp ǝɹɐ sɹǝʍolɟ ǝɥʇ llɐ ǝsnɐɔǝq puǝʞǝǝʍ sıɥʇ oʇ ʇı pǝʌoɯ ǝʌ,ʎǝɥʇ
˙ɐuǝpɐsɐd uı ǝpɐɹɐd sǝsoɹ ɟo ʇuǝɯɐuɹnoʇ lɐuıɟ ǝɥʇ oʇ
¿ƃuıoƃ noʎ ǝɹɐ ǝɹǝɥʍ
¿ƃuıʌɐǝl noʎ ǝɹɐ ʎɥʍ ¿ɐssǝuɐʌ
¿ɐssǝuɐʌ
˙ʞlɐʇ puɐ ɥʇnoɯ ʎɯ uǝdo oʇ pɐɥ ı
˙ƃuıoƃ ʇǝƃ ɐʇʇoƃ ı ʇnq 'ʎɹɹos ˙˙˙ʎɹɹɐq 'uǝʇsıl
˙ʇɥƃıɹ 'ʇɥƃıɹ
˙ǝɔıʍʇ noʎ sllıʞ ʇsnɾ ʇɐɥʇ
˙ǝɯ uo dǝʇs noʎ 'noʎ ƃuıʇs ll,ı
¿ʇı op ǝʍ op ʍoɥ
¿ʇɔɐd ǝpıɔıns ɐ ʇnoqɐ ʍoɥ
˙ʇlnɐɟ ʎɯ ʎlʇɹɐd oslɐ sı sıɥʇ ʍouʞ ı
¿ʇı ʇ,uplnoɔ 'ǝɹǝɥ ɥʇnos oƃ ʇsnɾ llɐ plnoɔ ʇı 'uoıʇɐuıllod ǝɹoɯ ou s,ǝɹǝɥʇ ɟı os
¿sǝıɔǝds uɐɯnɥ ǝɥʇ
˙˙˙ǝsɹnoɔ ɟo 'uǝɥʇ puɐ
˙ɯopƃuıʞ lɐɯıuɐ ǝɹıʇuǝ ǝɥʇ sʇɔǝɟɟɐ ʇɐɥʇ 'ǝɔnpoɹd ʎɐʍɐ ǝʞɐʇ
˙ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇɥƃıɹ ʇsǝʇ ʇɐs ǝloɥʍ ɹno s,ʇɐɥʇ
˙sǝǝq pǝǝu llɐ ʎǝɥʇ 'sǝlqɐʇǝƃǝʌ 'sʇınɹɟ ˙sɹǝʍolɟ ʇsnɾ ʇou s,ʇı
˙sƃuıɥʇ ǝsǝɥʇ llɐ ʇɔǝɟɟɐ plnoʍ ʎǝuoɥ ǝʞɐɯ oʇ ƃuıpǝǝu ʇou sǝǝq ʞuıɥʇ ʇ,upıp ı
˙ǝɯ 'ʎllɐɔıɟıɔǝds
¿sǝǝq
˙sǝǝq ssǝnƃ ɐuuoƃ ɯ,ı 'ʍouʞ noʎ
¿sı ʇɐɥʇ ʞuıɥʇ noʎ op ʇlnɐɟ ǝsoɥʍ puɐ
˙ou
¿ʇı sǝop 'pooƃ ʎɹǝʌ ʞool ʇ,usǝop
˙ƃuıʇlıʍ llɐ ǝɹ,ʎǝɥʇ
˙ʎɯ 'ɥo ˙ou 'ɥo
˙ʇı ɟo ɟlɐɥ ǝɥʇ ʇou sı ʇɐɥʇ
¿ǝɹǝɥ pǝuǝddɐɥ ʇɐɥʍ
˙sıɥʇ
¿ǝɯ ʍoɥs oʇ ʇuɐʍ noʎ pıp ʇɐɥʍ
¿noʎ op 'uo ƃuıoƃ s,ʇɐɥʍ ɐǝpı ʎuɐ ǝʌɐɥ ʇ,uop noʎ
˙ǝldoǝd sǝƃuɐɥɔ ʎllɐǝɹ ʎǝuoɥ
˙ƃuızɐɯɐ s,ʇı ˙ƃuıɥʇou ƃuıop ǝɹ,ʎǝɥʇ
¡ɹǝʇʇǝq ǝq plnoʍ sǝʌıl ɹıǝɥʇ ʇɥƃnoɥʇ ı
˙ʎddɐɥ ʇou ǝɹ,ʎǝɥʇ ʎɥʍ puɐʇsɹǝpun ʇ,uop ı
˙ʇ,uɐɔ ı ʍou
˙˙˙ʍou puɐ ˙llǝʍ ʎllɐǝɹ ʇı op oʇ pǝʇuɐʍ ı ˙qoɾ ʍǝu ʎɯ sɐʍ sıɥʇ ˙ʞsǝp ʍǝu ʎɯ sɐʍ sıɥʇ
˙ʇı ƃuıʞɐɯ ɟo ʇɹɐd ǝq oʇ pǝʇıɔxǝ sɐʍ ı ¡plɹoʍ ǝɥʇ uı ƃuıɥʇ ʇsǝʇɐǝɹƃ ǝɥʇ s,ʇı
¿ʇ,uplnoʍ oɥʍ ¿ʎǝuoɥ ɹno pǝʞıl suɐɯnɥ ɟı ʇɐɥʍ os 'ʞuıɥʇ ı sǝɯıʇǝɯos
˙ʞɔɐq ʎǝuoɥ ɹno ʇoƃ ǝʍ ʇsɐǝl ʇɐ
˙ʇǝʞɔıɹɔ ɐ ɥʇıʍ oıuoʇuɐ uɐs oʇ ʎɐʍ sıɥ uo sɐʍ lɹɐɔ ǝlɔun ɹnoʎ pɹɐǝɥ ı
˙uı ƃuıdǝǝls 'ʇno ƃuıʎɐl ˙op oʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʍouʞ ʇ,uop ʎǝɥʇ
˙ǝɯoɥ ǝɹ,ʎǝɥʇ
¿ƃuıʇɐɹqǝlǝɔ ʇno ʎǝɥʇ ǝɹɐ
¿ʎpoqʎɹǝʌǝ sı ǝɹǝɥʍ ¿uo ƃuıoƃ s,ʇɐɥʍ
¿ɥɐǝʎ 'ɥo
˙ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno sɐʍ ʎǝuoɥ ɥɔnɯ ʍoɥ ǝʌǝılǝq ʇ,uplnoʍ noʎ 'ɯɐpɐ
˙ǝsɐq oʇ ƃuıuɹnʇǝɹ
˙lıɐʇǝp ɹɐʇɔǝu puɐ uoıʇɐuıllod ƃuıʇɹoqɐ
˙ʇɹoqɐ uoıssıɯ
¡uoıʇɔnpoɹd ʎǝuoɥ ƃuıʇʇnɥs ǝɹ,ǝʍ
¡llɐquouuɐɔ
¿ʍou op ǝʍ op ʇɐɥʍ
¡ɹıs 'ʎǝʞ ɹnoʎ uɹnʇ
¡ʎǝuoɥ ƃuıʞɐɯ doʇs
¡uoıʇɔnpoɹd ʎǝuoɥ uʍop ʇnɥs
˙uʍop ʇnɥs ɹǝʌǝu ǝʌ,ǝʍ ¿uʍop ʇnɥs
¡uʍop ʇnɥs oʇ pǝǝu ǝʍ ʞuıɥʇ ı
¡ƃuıɯoɔ ǝɹoɯ suollɐƃ s,ǝɹǝɥʇ puɐ sdnɔ ǝǝɹɥʇ pǝssɐd ʇsnɾ ǝʍ 'llǝʍzznq ˙ɹɯ
˙ʇı dɐʇ
˙pooƃ ¡ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇɥƃıɹ ʇı ploɥ
¡sʎoq 'uı ʇı ƃuıɹq
˙ǝɥʇɐǝɹq ʇ,uɐɔ
˙sʇuǝɯɥsıuɹɐƃ ʞɔɐus ǝɯıʇ-ɐǝʇ uɐɯnɥ ɐp-ǝǝp-ɐl puɐ sʇɔnpoɹd ɥʇlɐǝɥ snƃoq uı ʎǝuoɥ ɟo uoısnlɔuı ʎɹɐssǝɔǝuun˙˙˙
¡ǝɯɐu ǝƃɐʇs ʇnoqɐ-ǝɔuɐɹd ɐ ʇsnɾ s,ʇı ʇnq
˙˙˙sǝɯɐuʞɔıu ǝʌıʇɐƃǝu-ǝǝq ǝʇɐɹǝloʇ ɹǝƃuol ou llıʍ ǝʍ puɐ
˙ǝuıɟ ǝq ll,ǝɥ uǝɥʇ 'sɹnoɥ ʍǝɟ ɐ ɹoɟ snoǝsnɐu ǝʌɐɥ ll,ǝɥ
˙ʇno ɯıɥ ǝʞɐʇ ˙lɐuƃıs ʎɯ ɹoɟ ʇıɐʍ
˙spooʍ ǝɥʇ uı op ʎǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ɟo ǝɹɐʍɐ llɐ ǝɹ,ǝʍ
˙ǝuıɥɔɐɯ ʞuıʇs ɥʇɐǝɹq-pɐq 'ʎllǝɯs 'ʎɥʇlıɟ ɐ uɐɥʇ ǝɹoɯ ƃuıɥʇʎuɐ sɐ ɹɐǝq ǝɥʇ ɟo uoıʇɐɔıɟıɹolƃ ǝɥʇ oʇ puǝ uɐ puɐɯǝp ǝʍ
˙doɹp ʇsɐl ʎɹǝʌǝ 'ɥʇıʍ uıƃǝq oʇ sɹno sɐʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʎǝuoɥ ǝɥʇ ʞɔɐq ʇuɐʍ ǝʍ uǝɥʇ
˙sdɯɐɔ ʞɹoʍ ǝǝq llɐ ɟo uʍopʇnɥs ǝʇǝldɯoɔ ɐ puɐɯǝp ll,ǝʍ 'ʇsɹıɟ
¿ʇuǝɯǝlʇʇǝs ɐ sɐ puɐɯǝp noʎ llıʍ ʇɐɥʍ ˙ʎɹoʇɔıʌ ɹnoʎ uo suoıʇɐlnʇɐɹƃuoɔ
˙sɹɐǝʎ uoıllıɯ 72 'ǝɯıʇ ƃuol ɐ ʎɐʍ ǝǝq ǝɥʇ ƃuıʌıl uǝǝq ǝʌ,ǝʍ
¿uɐǝɯ noʎ op ʇɐɥʍ
¿ʇɥƃıɹ s,ʎɹǝɯoƃʇuoɯ ɟı ʇɐɥʍ
˙sʇuɐd ou ǝʌɐɥ ı puɐ 'uǝɹnɐl ɥdlɐɹ sı ɹǝʇɐǝʍs ʎɯ
¿ƃuıɹɐǝʍ noʎ ǝɹɐ oɥʍ 'ʎɹɹɐq
˙ǝɯıʇ ɐ ʇɐ ǝuo ˙ʇɥƃıɹ llɐ
¿ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno sı ʎǝuoɥ ɥɔnɯ ʍoɥ 'ʎɹɹɐq
˙sıɥʇ ʇǝɹƃǝɹ ll,noʎ
˙uosuǝq 'ǝɹnʇɐu ɟo ǝɔuɐlɐq ǝɥʇ ɟo uoısɹǝʌɹǝd ʎloɥun uɐ sı sıɥʇ
˙ǝɯıʇ ǝɥʇ llɐ pɹɐɥ os ʞɹoʍ oʇ ǝʌɐɥ ʇ,uoʍ ǝʍ ʍou
˙sǝǝq ǝɥʇ oʇ ƃuolǝq ʎllɐuıɟ llıʍ ʎǝuoɥ ǝɥʇ llɐ
¿suɐǝɯ sıɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʍouʞ noʎ ¡ʞo ɯ,ı
˙ʎɹɹos
¡ǝʌıɟ-ɥƃıɥ ¡ʇı op plnoɔ noʎ ʍǝuʞ ı
¡uoʍ ǝʍ 'ɐssǝuɐʌ
¡sǝǝq ǝɥʇ ɟo ɹoʌɐɟ uı spuıɟ ʇɹnoɔ ǝɥʇ
¡sǝǝq ǝɥʇ ǝǝɹɟ ¡sǝǝq ǝɥʇ ǝǝɹɟ ¡sǝǝq ǝɥʇ ǝǝɹɟ ¡sǝǝq ǝɥʇ ǝǝɹɟ ¡sǝǝq ǝɥʇ ǝǝɹɟ
¡sǝǝq ǝsǝɥʇ ǝǝɹɟ 'ǝsɐǝld 'uǝɯǝlʇuǝƃ puɐ sǝıpɐl
˙pɹɐɔ sǝıɔǝds ǝɥʇ ƃuıʎɐld s,ǝɥ
¿op ɐuuoƃ ǝʍ ǝɹɐ ʇɐɥʍ
¿uɐɯ ǝʇıɥʍ ǝɥʇ oʇ sǝʌɐls ʎǝuoɥ sɐ sǝʌıl ɹno ʇno ƃuıʌıl
¿sdɯɐɔ ʞɹoʍ ʇɐls uǝpooʍ ǝpɐɯ-uɐɯ puɐ sǝuıɥɔɐɯ ǝʞoɯs oʇ pǝʇɔıppɐ ʎlqıɔɹoɟ ǝq oʇ ¿sn ɹoɟ pǝpuǝʇuı ǝɹnʇɐu ʇɐɥʍ sıɥʇ sı "¿uou ɹo ƃuıʞoɯs" 'pǝʞsɐ uǝǝq ɹǝʌǝu ǝʌɐɥ oɥʍ sǝǝq oʇ pǝuǝddɐɥ sɐɥ ʇɐɥʍ ʇɐ ʞool
˙ǝǝq ɐ ǝuolɐ ʇǝl 'ʎlɟ ɐ ʇɹnɥ ʇ,uplnoɔ sıɥʇ ¿uoıʇdɐɹʇuoɔ ǝlʇʇıl ssǝlɯɹɐɥ sıɥʇ ¿sıɥʇ 'ʇɐɥʍ
¡ɹǝʞoɯs ǝǝq ɐ s,ʇı
¿ʇɐɥʇ sı ʇɐɥʍ
˙unƃ ƃuıʞoɯs ɹnoʎ sı ǝɹǝɥ ¿unƃ ƃuıʞoɯs ɐ ʇuɐʍ noʎ
¡ɹouoɥ ɹnoʎ 'ʇı ploɥ
¡unƃ ƃuıʞoɯs ǝɥʇ ǝɯ ʍoɥs
¿ǝɔuǝpıʌǝ ǝɥʇ sı ǝɹǝɥʍ
¿ɟooɹd ɹnoʎ sı ǝɹǝɥʍ
˙ǝsɐɔ ɔıɟıɹɹǝʇ ɐ ǝʌɐɥ ǝʍ ¡ʇ,uɐɔ noʎ ʇnq
˙uoıʇoɯ s,ʎɹǝɯoƃʇuoɯ ˙ɹɯ ɹǝpısuoɔ oʇ ǝʌɐɥ oʇ ƃuıoƃ ɯ,ı pıɐɹɟɐ ɯ,ı 'uɐɯʎɐlɟ ˙ɹɯ
¡ǝsɐɔ ǝɹıʇuǝ sıɥʇ ɟo lɐssıɯsıp ǝʇǝldɯoɔ ɐ ɹoɟ ǝʌoɯ ı
˙sǝssǝuısnq ǝʇɐɯıʇıƃǝl unɹ oɥʍ 'sʇuǝılɔ ʎɯ ʇsuıɐƃɐ sǝƃɹɐɥɔ ɹıǝɥʇ ʇɹoddns oʇ ǝɔuǝpıʌǝ ƃuıllǝdɯoɔ ou pǝʇuǝsǝɹd ǝʌɐɥ ʎǝɥʇ
¿uo oƃ oʇ suɐƃıuɐuǝɥs pɹnsqɐ ǝsǝɥʇ ʍollɐ ǝʍ llıʍ ɹǝƃuol ɥɔnɯ ʍoɥ ¿ǝɯıʇ ǝlqɐnlɐʌ s,ʇɹnoɔ sıɥʇ ɟo ɥƃnouǝ dn uǝʞɐʇ sƃnq snolnɔıpıɹ ǝsǝɥʇ ʇ,uǝʌɐɥ 'ɹouoɥ ɹnoʎ
˙˙˙ʇnoqɐ ʎɹoʇs ʎuunɟ ɐ pɹɐǝɥ ʎllɐnʇɔɐ ı
˙ǝɯıʇ pooƃ ʎɹǝʌ ǝʞɐɯ ʇ,uop ǝʍ 'ʇlnsǝɹ ɐ sɐ puɐ 'ʎlpɹɐzɐɥdɐɥ ʎlɟ oʇ pǝuıɐɹʇ ǝɹɐ sǝǝq ˙ƃuıʇsǝɹǝʇuı s,ʇı 'ɹouoɥ ɹnoʎ 'llǝʍ
¿ɯɐǝʇ ɹnoʎ ɟo ʇsǝɹ ǝɥʇ sı ǝɹǝɥʍ
¡ɹouoɥ ɹnoʎ 'sǝʎ ¿sǝʎ
˙uɐɯʎɐlɟ ˙ɹɯ
˙qnʇ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ʎpɐǝɹ ǝɹ,noʎ 'ʎlʇɔǝɹɹoɔ dǝʇs ǝuop ǝʌ,noʎ ƃuıɯnssɐ puɐ
˙uɐɔ noʎ ʎɐʍ ʎuɐ llɐʇs ˙llɐʇs puɐ ʇɹnoɔ ǝɥʇ oʇ ʞɔɐq ʇǝƃ
˙ǝɹǝɥʍǝɯos oƃ ɐʇʇoƃ ǝʌ,ı ˙pǝssǝɹp ʇǝƃ
¿ɹǝʌo ʇou s,ʇı ¿sı ʇı
¡ǝsɐɔ ɹno s,ʇɐɥʇ ¡ʇı s,ʇɐɥʇ
˙ƃuıʞoɯs ǝɹɐ sǝǝq ǝɯos ʇnq
¡ǝʞoɯs ʇ,uop sǝǝq
˙ǝʞoɯs ʇ,uop sǝǝq ˙ʇɥƃıɹ
˙ǝʞoɯs ʇ,uop sǝǝq
˙ǝʞoɯs ǝɥʇ
¿ʎɥʍ
¿ʍopuıʍ ʇɐɥʇ ǝsolɔ oʇ ǝsɹnu ɐ ʇǝƃ noʎ plnoɔ
˙ʎɯ 'ɥo
¡ʇno ʞɔǝɥɔ ʇ,uop ʎǝɥʇ ʇnq 'uı ʞɔǝɥɔ ʎǝɥʇ 'ɯɐpɐ
˙pɐq os punos ʇ,usǝop ʇɐɥʇ ˙slǝʇoɯ uı sǝɥɔɐoɹ ǝɥʇ ʇnd ʎǝɥʇ ɹɐǝɥ ı
˙ʍouʞ ʇ,uop ı
¿uıʍ ʎǝɥʇ ɟı sn oʇ op suɐɯnɥ ǝɥʇ llıʍ ʇɐɥʍ
˙plɹoʍ sıɥʇ uı sƃnq ɟo ǝldnoɔ ɐ ʇsnɾ ǝɹ,ǝʍ ˙sn ʇɐ ʞool ¿ƃuıʞuıɥʇ ǝʍ ǝɹǝʍ ʇɐɥʍ
˙sıɥʇ oʇuı ʇɥƃıɹ sn ʍǝlɟ ı ˙ʎɹɹos ɯ,ı ˙ǝsɹnoɔ ɟo
¿dɐɹʇ ɐ llɐ sɐʍ ʇı ʞuıɥʇ noʎ
˙ʇɥƃıɹ llɐ
¡ʎsɐʇsɔǝ uǝɥʇ puɐ˙˙˙uǝɥʇ puɐ ǝuılɐuǝɹpɐ llɐ ˙˙˙llɐ sɐʍ ʇı ˙ʇı uıɐldxǝ ʇ,uɐɔ ı
¿ǝuoǝɯos ƃuıʇs oʇ ǝʞıl ʇı sɐʍ ʇɐɥʍ
˙ʇı uo llıʇs ʎɹǝlǝɔ ǝlʇʇıl ɐ s,ǝɹǝɥʇ 'ʞool ˙ɥɔıʍpuɐs ɐunʇ ɐ uı 'sɹıɐʇsuʍop ɐıɹǝʇǝɟɐɔ ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ ʇı ʇoƃ ʎǝɥʇ
˙ǝɯ ʇɐ ʞool ˙pɐǝp ɟɟo ɹǝʇʇǝq ǝq p,ı
˙pǝıp ǝʌɐɥ plnoɔ noʎ ˙ǝʌılɐ ǝɹ,noʎ
sı sɹǝʇʇɐɯ ʇɐɥʍ ˙ɹǝʇʇɐɯ ʇ,usǝop ʇı
¿ı ʇ,upıp 'ǝsɐɔ ǝloɥʍ ǝɥʇ ʍǝlq ı ˙˙˙ı
˙ɥɐǝʎ
¿uıɐd ɥɔnɯ ǝɹǝɥʇ sı
˙ʎǝɥ
˙ʎppnq 'ʎǝɥ
˙ʎɹǝɯoƃʇuoɯ ˙ʇ uoʇʎɐl ƃunʇs ɯɐǝʇ lɐƃǝl ɹıǝɥʇ ɟo ǝuo uǝɥʍ ʎɐpɹǝʇsǝʎ sǝǝq ǝɥʇ ʇsuıɐƃɐ uɹnʇ pǝʇuıod ɐ ʞooʇ ǝɔɐɹ uɐɯnɥ ǝɥʇ snsɹǝʌ sǝǝqʎǝuoɥ ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝsɐɔ ǝɥʇ
¡ǝsɐǝld 'ɹǝpɹo ¡ɹǝpɹo ˙ʇɹnoɔ sıɥʇ uı ɹǝpɹo ǝʌɐɥ llıʍ ı
¿sʞɔoʇʇnq ƃuıʌɐǝɥ ʎɯ ɯoɹɟ uosıod ǝɥʇ ʞɔns oʇ pɹɐʍɹoɟ ǝɯoɔ llıʍ ʎɔɹǝɯ ɟo lǝƃuɐ ʇɐɥʍ
˙sƃǝl ʎɯ lǝǝɟ ʇ,uɐɔ ı
˙ǝɯ ɥʇıʍ ʎɐʇs 'ɯɐpɐ
¡ʎɐʍ ɹıǝɥʇ s,ʇı ¡ʍouʞ ʎǝɥʇ ƃuıɥʇ ʎluo ǝɥʇ s,ƃuıƃuıʇs ¡sǝƃɐʌɐs pǝdıɹʇs ǝɹ,ʎǝɥʇ ¡slɐnbǝ ǝʞıl ɯǝɥʇ ʇɐǝɹʇ ʇ,uɐɔ noʎ ¿ǝǝs noʎ ¡uoıʇɔnɹʇsǝp ɟo ʇsɐǝq pǝƃuıʍ ɐ ʎq pǝllǝɟ uǝǝq ǝʌɐɥ ı ¡suıǝʌ ʎɯ ɥƃnoɹɥʇ ƃuısɹnoɔ sı ɯouǝʌ ǝɥʇ ¡ɯouǝʌ ǝɥʇ
¡ɹǝpɹo ¡ɹǝpɹo
¡ʇıɥ ɯɐ ı 'ʎpɹol 'ɥo ¡¡ʇıɥ ɯ,ı 'ɥo
¡sʇuɐʍ ǝɥ ʇɐɥʍ s,ʇı ¡ʇ,uop 'ɯɐpɐ
¡ʎnƃ sıɥʇ uoıɥsnɔuıd oʇ ƃuıoƃ ɯ,ı
¡uoıʇɔǝɾqo
¿suısnoɔ ɹnoʎ ǝʇɐp llɐ,ʎ ʇ,uop
¡sǝǝq ƃuıɔunouǝp s,ǝɥ
¿uosuǝq 'noʎ ʇ,uǝɹɐ 'ǝǝq ǝʇɐɯıʇıƃǝllı uɐ ǝɹ,noʎ
¡ʞɔɐq ǝɯ ploɥ
¡ǝɹɐ ʎǝɥʇ 'sǝʎ
˙˙˙ʎɹɹɐq 'ɥo
¡sʇuǝɹɐd lɐǝɹ ɹnoʎ ʇ,uǝɹɐ ǝsoɥʇ os
˙˙˙ʇnq 'ɥɐǝʎ
¿uǝɹplıɥɔ ǝǝq ǝɥʇ llɐ oʇ ɥʇɹıq ǝʌıƃ uǝǝnb ɹnoʎ ʇ,usǝop 'puɐʇsɹǝpun ı ʇɐɥʍ ɯoɹɟ ˙oʍʇ ɹo ʎɹɐʇuǝɯnɔop ǝǝq ɐ uǝǝs ǝʌ,ı
¿ƃnqpǝq ˙˙˙ǝlʇʇıl ɹǝɥ noʎ ǝɹɐ ˙˙˙ǝʇnuıɯ ɐ ʇıɐʍ
¿ɹǝɥʇǝƃoʇ ǝʌıl noʎ op ¿pooƃ ʍoɥ
˙sǝʎ
¿spuǝıɹɟ pooƃ
˙spuǝıɹɟ ǝɹ,ǝʍ
¿uɐɯoʍ ʇɐɥʇ oʇ dıɥsuoıʇɐlǝɹ ɹnoʎ sı ʎlʇɔɐxǝ ʇɐɥʍ
˙ʍouʞ oʇ ǝʞıl llɐ p,ǝʍ ʞuıɥʇ ı ʇɐɥʍ noʎ ʞsɐ ll,ı 'ǝǝq uosuǝq ˙ɹɯ
˙ƃuısol oʇ ʎluo ˙uos 'ƃuısol oʇ ʎluo
¿ɔıƃɹǝllɐ noʎ ǝɹɐ
¿sɹǝzǝǝʍʇ ǝɥʇ ʇoƃ noʎ
˙sǝǝq ʇnoqɐ ǝʞıl ʇ,uop ʎǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ɟo ɯǝɥʇ puıɯǝɹ oʇ sı punoɹɐ ʎɹnɾ sıɥʇ uɹnʇ oʇ op oʇ ǝʌɐɥ ı ƃuıɥʇ ʎluo ǝɥʇ ˙ʎɹɹoʍ ʇ,uop
˙ɹǝʌo llɐ ǝq ɐuuoƃ s,ʇı ɹo 'ʎɹnɾ sıɥʇ ɥʇıʍ ɔıƃɐɯ ǝɯos ǝʌɐǝʍ ɐʇʇoƃ ǝʌ,noʎ 'uoʇʎɐl
˙ɥɐǝʎ
˙˙˙sɹǝʎʍɐl ʇsǝq ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝuo pǝɹǝpısuoɔ s,ǝɥ ʎɥʍ ǝǝs ʎllɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ¡ɐǝpı pooƃ
˙puɐʇs ǝɥʇ oʇ ǝǝq uosuǝq ʎɹɹɐq ˙ɹɯ llɐɔ oʇ ǝʞıl plnoʍ ǝʍ
˙sɐǝpı ɟo ʇno ʇnoqɐ sı ʎɹǝɯoƃʇuoɯ ˙ɹɯ ǝʌǝılǝq ı
¿lɐıɹʇ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ʞo noʎ ǝɹɐ
˙llǝʍ 'ɥo
˙ʇı ǝɯoɔɹǝʌo ʇ,uplnoɔ ı ˙ǝɯ puɐ uǝʞ uǝǝʍʇǝq ɹǝıɹɹɐq ɟo puıʞ ǝɯos sɐʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇlǝɟ sʎɐʍlɐ ı
¡ʇı ǝʞıl ı ¡ǝʇsɐʇɹǝʇɟɐ uɐ ʇoƃ s,ʇı ʍouʞ ı
˙ʇɐɥʇ llɐ ʇnoqɐ ʎɹɹos ɯ,ı
¡uɐɯ ʎq ǝpɐɯ sɹǝuǝʇǝǝʍs lɐıɔıɟıʇɹɐ 'ǝǝɹɟ-ɹɐƃns ɹǝɟǝɹd ı 'uoıʇɐɯɹoɟuı ɹnoʎ ɹoɟ puɐ
˙uǝʞ 'ǝʎqpooƃ
¡ɹǝʇsɐoɔ ɹǝlloɹ lɐuoıʇoɯǝ sıɥʇ uo ƃuıpıɹ ɯoɹɟ pǝıɹɟ ǝɹɐ sǝʌɹǝu ʎɯ
˙˙˙ʇɥƃıu ʇɹnƃoʎ ou 'sǝǝq ƃuıʞlɐʇ ¡ǝuıɟ
¡ɯǝɥʇ ɟo ǝuo ǝɹ,noʎ puɐ ˙ǝɟıl uı ǝɯ ƃuıƃƃnq sƃuıɥʇ ɹǝɥʇo ǝɹɐ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇnq 'ou
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¡ǝɯıʇ ƃuol ɐ uı ʇǝɯ ǝʌ,ı ǝǝq ʇsǝɔıu ǝɥʇ ǝq oʇ suǝddɐɥ ǝɥ puɐ
¡ǝǝq ǝlʇʇıl ɐ ʇsnɾ s,ǝɥ ¡ʞlɐʇ oʇ pǝǝu ǝʍ
¡ʇı ʇɐǝ ʇ,uop ı ¡ʎǝuoɥ ǝʞıl uǝʌǝ ʇ,uop ı 'ʍouʞ noʎ
¡¿ƃuıop noʎ ǝɹɐ ʇɐɥʍ ¡ɥʇǝuuǝʞ
¡sƃuıɹ ʍollǝʎ ʎʇɹıp ǝsoɥʇ ɹoɟ ʇdǝɔxǝ ˙ʎlɹɐuƃ sı lʍoq ʇɐɥʇ
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¡ǝpnp 'dn s,ɟɹns
¿ı ɯɐ
˙ƃuıɟɟnlq ǝɹ,noʎ
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¡ɔıʇǝɥʇɐd sı sıɥʇ
¡ʇɐɥ ʞɔıʇsdɐɥɔ ɐ ƃuıɹɐǝʍ ɯ,ı 'uǝʞ
¡sǝpıs ƃuıʞɐʇ ʇou ¡ƃnq ɹǝʇɐʍ
˙ɥɔnɯ sɐ ʇou
¡¿sǝɯɐlɟ ɟo llǝɯs ǝɥʇ ǝʞıl noʎ op ʍoɥ
˙sɹǝʍolɟ ɟo llǝɯs ǝɥʇ ǝʌol ı
¡ǝɹǝɥ uı sʞuıʇs ƃuıɥʇǝɯos ʞuıɥʇ ı ¡ʇɐɥʇ llɐɔǝɹ oʇ ɯǝǝs ʇ,uɐɔ ʇsnɾ ı 'ʎuunɟ
¿ǝuıɯ uɐɥʇ ǝlqɐnlɐʌ ǝɹoɯ ǝɟıl ɹnoʎ sı ʎɥʍ 'pıɐs uɐʌ ʇɐɥʍ ɹǝqɯǝɯǝɹ
˙spɐ ɟo ʇol ɐ
˙sǝƃɐd ɟo ʇol ɐ s,ʇɐɥʇ 'ɐıɯ ɐɯɯɐɯ
˙ǝnƃoʌ uɐılɐʇı
¿ʇɐɥʇ s,ʇɐɥʍ
˙sǝɯɐƃ puıɯ ǝlʇʇıl ɹnoʎ ɥʇıʍ ʇı pɐɥ ʇnoqɐ ʇsnɾ ǝʌ,ı 'ʍouʞ noʎ
˙ʇɐɥʇ ʇɐ ʞool
˙ʇɐɥʇ op noʎ 'ɥɐǝʎ
˙ɹǝƃuıʇs plo ǝɥʇ uıɐɹp oʇ ƃuıoƃ ɯ,ı
˙ʇɥƃıɹ llɐ sɐʍ ʇɐɥʇ ǝdoɥ ı ˙zznɟ sıɥ ɹoɟ ɹozɐɹ ɹnoʎ ʍoɹɹoq ʎɹɹɐq ʇǝl ı 'uǝʞ
˙ƃuıop ʇnoqɐ ƃuıʞuıɥʇ sɐʍ ı ʇɐɥʍ ʇsnɾ s,ʇɐɥʇ
˙ʇno pnɹɔ ǝɥʇ ƃuıʞɐʇ ǝʞıl sqoɾ op ǝʍ ʇnq 'ʇuǝɯʎoldɯǝ ʇuǝɔɹǝd 001 ǝʌɐɥ sǝǝq
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˙uoɯɯoɔ uı ʇɐɥʇ ǝʌɐɥ ǝʍ ˙qoɾ ʇɥƃıɹ ǝɥʇ puıɟ oʇ sı ʇı pɹɐɥ ʍoɥ ʍouʞ ı
¿ƃuıop ǝɹ,noʎ ʇɐɥʍ ǝǝs ʇ,uop ı ʞuıɥʇ noʎ
˙llıʞs lɐıɔǝds ɐ ʎllɐǝɹ ʇ,usı sʞɔıʇsdoɥɔ ɥʇıʍ ƃuıʇɐǝ ʇɐɥʇ ǝɯ ɥʇıʍ pǝǝɹƃɐ ǝɥ puɐ 'ǝɯnsǝɹ ɹnoʎ ʇɐ ƃuıʞool sɐʍ ʎɹɹɐq 'uǝʞ
˙ǝɹǝɥʇ ˙˙˙ʇɥƃıɹ ˙ʇıs ʎllɐnsn ı ǝɹǝɥʍ s,ʇɐɥʇ
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˙ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ 'ǝɹns 'dn ʇı ʇɐǝɥ 'ɥɐǝʎ
˙dn ʇı ʇɐǝɥ plnoɔ ı ˙ʇɟǝl ǝlʇʇıl ɐ s,ǝɹǝɥʇ
˙ʎʞɔnl sɐʍ ʇɐɥʇ 'ɥo
˙ǝǝɹɟ sɐʍ ǝɥ 'ʎlıʞɔnl ˙ʎɹɹɐq pǝllɐɔ ı os
'ǝʇsɐʍ oʇ oƃ oʇ sıɥʇ llɐ ʇuɐʍ ʇ,upıp ı
˙ʎɹǝʇʇɐq ǝɥʇ ˙˙˙ʇnq 'llɐɔ oʇ pǝıɹʇ ı ǝʇɐl ʇsnɾ sɐʍ ı 'ou
˙ƃuıɯoɔ ǝɹǝʍ noʎ ʞuıɥʇ ʇ,upıp ı
˙ollǝɥ
¡uǝʞ
˙ollǝɥ 'llǝʍ
¡ɯɐǝʇ ʇɐǝɹƃ ɐ oʇ
˙ɯɐǝʇ ʇɐǝɹƃ ɐ oʇ s,ǝɹǝɥ 'llǝʍ ˙ʇɥƃıɹ
˙ʇsıɹolɟ ɐ ɯ,ı
¿ʎllɐƃǝl 'ʇɥƃıɹ ƃuıɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ ƃuıop ǝʍ ǝɹɐ
˙ǝpıs ɹno uo s,ʎɹnɾ ǝɥʇ ʞuıɥʇ ı ˙ʇɐɥʇ ǝʞıl uı ɥɔʇıd oʇ ɹɐǝq ʇɐɥʇ ɟo ǝɔıu ʎllnɟʍɐ sɐʍ ʇı ʞuıɥʇ ı
¡uʍop ʇıs ǝsɐǝld 'ɐʇʇoıl ˙ɹɯ
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¡ʇɹnoɔ sıɥʇ uı ɹǝpɹo
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¡ɐllǝɟpɐq ɐ sı sıɥʇ
˙ɐllǝɟpooƃ ɐ ʇ,usı sıɥʇ
¡ʍou ʇɥƃıɹ ʍolq plnoɔ ı ¡uosuǝq 'ʇı ɥɔʇɐʍ
¿ɹıs 'sǝuıl ɹnoʎ uɹɐǝl puɐ ʇɹɐd ɹnoʎ ǝsɹɐǝɥǝɹ oʇ ǝʌɐɥ ʇ,uop noʎ os sǝǝq ssǝldlǝɥ 'ʎuıʇ ƃuıʇıoldxǝ ¿noʎ ɹoɟ oʇ ǝɯoɔ s,ʇı ʇɐɥʍ sıɥʇ sı ʇnq ˙ʇ,usı ʇı ʇǝʎ ʇou
¿ǝɯıɹɔ ɐ ʇɐɥʇ sı ˙op ı ʇɐɥʍ ʎoɾuǝ ı
˙ʍolq oʇ ʎpɐǝɹ s,ʇɐɥʇ lıoɯɹnʇ ɹǝuuı ƃuıuɹnɥɔ ɐ ɥʇıʍ ǝɯospuɐɥ ʎlɥsılıʌǝp ǝɹ,noʎ ʇɐɥʇ ǝɯnsǝɹ ɹnoʎ ɯoɹɟ ǝǝs ı
˙noʎ ʞuɐɥʇ ˙noʎ ʞuɐɥʇ
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¡ɹǝuɯns ˙ɯ uopɹoƃ ˙ɹɯ ˙˙˙ʎɐs ı plnoɥs ɹo ˙ƃuıʇs 'ƃunʇs ǝlʇʇıl ɐ ƃuılǝǝɟ ɯ,ı ǝsnɐɔǝq ¿ƃuıʇs ˙ɹɯ 'ƃunʇs uǝǝq ɹǝʌǝ noʎ ǝʌɐɥ
˙ǝsɐǝld 'ɥo
˙ǝɯɐu ǝƃɐʇs ʇnoqɐ-ǝɔuɐɹd ɐ uɐɥʇ ǝɹoɯ ƃuıɥʇou ɹoɟ uɐɯnɥ ɐ ʎq uǝloʇs ʎllɐnsɐɔ ǝɹnʇlnɔ ǝǝq ɟo ǝldɯɐxǝ ɹǝɥʇouɐ ʇǝʎ ǝʌɐɥ ǝʍ ǝɹǝɥ os puɐ ˙ʇ,uǝʌɐɥ noʎ 'ou
˙ʇ,uǝʌɐɥ ı 'ou
¿noʎ ǝʌɐɥ 'ɹǝɔıɟɟo ǝɔılod ɐ uǝǝq ɹǝʌǝu ǝʌ,noʎ ʇnq
˙ǝɔılod ǝɥʇ pǝllɐɔ puɐq ɐ ɥʇıʍ sɐʍ ı
¿ǝɹoɟǝq ʇı pɹɐǝɥ ı ǝʌɐɥ ǝɹǝɥʍ ˙ǝɯ sǝnƃıɹʇuı ǝɯɐu ɹnoʎ ˙ǝɹǝɥ ƃuıǝq ɹoɟ noʎ ʞuɐɥʇ 'ƃuıʇs ˙ɹɯ 'os
˙ʎɐʍɐ ɯıɥ ǝʞɐʇ ˙ɥƃnouǝ s,ʇɐɥʇ 'ʞo ¡sʍollıd ʍoɹɥʇ ɹnoʎ ʇno ƃuıʇʇıds ¡ɥɔnoɔ ɹnoʎ oʇuı ƃuıʇıq ¡¿ɯooɹ ƃuıʌıl ɹnoʎ ɥƃnoɹɥʇ ƃuıɥsɐɹɔ pɐǝɥ sıɥ ǝʞıl noʎ p,ʍoɥ
¡sǝǝq llıʞ sɹɐǝq
¿sıɥʇ ǝʞıl uɐǝɯ noʎ
˙ɹɐǝq-ɐ-plınq 'ɹɐǝq ǝızzoɟ 'ɹɐǝq ıƃoʎ ˙sǝɹnʇɐǝɹɔ ǝlqɐʌol ʎɹǝʌ ǝɹ,ʎǝɥʇ
˙ʎǝuoɥ ɟo ɹɐɾ ɐ ɹoɟ ǝƃɐɯı ǝʇɐıɹdoɹddɐ uɐ ǝq plnoʍ ɹɐǝq ɐ ʇɥƃnoɥʇ noʎ sɯǝǝs ʇı 'ʇɐɥʇ ʎluo ʇou ˙sǝǝq dǝǝʞ noʎ ˙sǝǝq ǝǝɹɟ ʇ,uop noʎ ǝsnɐɔǝq ˙ou
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˙noʎ ɹɐǝɥ ʇ,uplnoɔ ı
˙ou
¿noʎ op 'sɹǝ-ǝǝɹɟ-ǝǝq ʎuɐ ʎoldɯǝ noʎ ǝuıƃɐɯı ʇ,uop ı
˙ɯɹǝʇ ƃuıqɹnʇsıp ʎɹǝʌ ɐ ǝq oʇ ʇɐɥʇ puıɟ ı ˙ɹǝdǝǝʞǝǝq
˙sɯɹɐɟ ɹno ɹoɟ sɹǝdǝǝʞǝǝq ǝpıʌoɹd ʎǝɥʇ 'sǝʎ
¡uoɹuoɥ puɐ uoʇɹnqʎǝuoɥ uʍo oslɐ noʎ ǝǝs ı
˙os ǝsoddns ı
˙ǝʌɐɥ noʎ ʎuɐdɯoɔ ƃıq 'sɯɹɐɟ ʎǝuoɥ ɟo uǝpʎɐɥɹǝpuɐʌ ssnɐlʞ ˙ɹɯ 'os
˙ssǝuʇıʍ ʇsɹıɟ ɹnoʎ llɐɔ
¡ǝɔıu os ˙ǝɯıʇ ǝɥʇ llɐ ʇɐɥʇ ǝʞıl ssǝɹp p,ǝɥ ɥsıʍ ı
¡ǝɹɐ ǝʍ ƃuıɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ ʇnq ǝʌɐɥ ǝʍ ƃuıɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ ǝʞɐʇ ʎluo ʇou noʎ 'ʎǝuoɥ ɹno ƃuıʞɐʇ ʎq 'ʍoɥ ǝǝs ll,noʎ 'ɹǝʌo llɐ sı sıɥʇ ɹǝʇɟɐ 'ʇɐɥʇ ƃuıdoɥ ɯ,ı
¡sʎnƃ ǝlʇʇıl ǝɥʇ ǝɹ,ǝʍ ǝsnɐɔ, sn ɯoɹɟ ʇı ǝʞɐʇ uɐɔ ʎǝɥʇ ʞuıɥʇ oɥʍ ɯooɹ sıɥʇ uı ǝldoǝd ǝɯos ǝɹɐ ǝɹǝɥʇ 'ʎlǝʇɐunʇɹoɟun
˙sǝʌıl ɹno ɥʇıʍ ʇı ʇɔǝʇoɹd ǝʍ puɐ ˙ʇı ǝʞɐɯ ǝʍ ¡ʇı pǝʇuǝʌuı ǝʍ ˙sǝǝq llɐ oʇ ʇuɐʇɹodɯı s,ʇı ˙ǝɯ oʇ ʇuɐʇɹodɯı ʎʇʇǝɹd s,ʎǝuoɥ ˙ǝǝq ʎɹɐuıpɹo uɐ ʇsnɾ ɯ,ı ˙ǝɹǝɥ ʎɹǝʞɔıɹʇ ou s,ǝɹǝɥʇ 'uǝɯǝlʇuǝƃ puɐ sǝıpɐl
¿uosuǝq ˙ɹɯ
¡spıoɹǝʇs uo ǝq plnoɔ ǝɥ 'ʍouʞ ǝʍ llɐ ɹoɟ ¡ƃuıuolɔ ¡ɯsınbolıɹʇuǝʌ ¡sɔıʇoqoɹ ¡sɯɐǝq ɹǝsɐl ƃuısn ǝq plnoɔ ʎǝɥʇ
¿ʎɹpɹɐzıʍ pooʍʎlloɥ ǝɹnʇdɐɔ-ǝɹnʇɔıd-uoıʇoɯ ɔıɥdɐɹƃoloɥ ɟo ʇɹos ǝɯos ʇ,usı sıɥʇ ʍouʞ ǝʍ op ʍoɥ
¡ǝǝq ƃuıʞlɐʇ
¡sǝɥɔʇıɹq ʎɯ uı ɔıʇsɐlǝ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ɯɹoʍʞlıs ǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ ǝʇɐıʇoƃǝu oʇ ǝʌɐɥ plnoʍ ı
˙uɐǝɯ ʇı plnoʍ ʇɐɥʍ ɟo ʞuıɥʇ ʇsnɾ 'sǝuıƃɐɯı uosuǝq ˙ɹɯ plɹoʍ ʎʌɹnʇ-ʎsdoʇ ǝɥʇ uı pǝʌıl ǝʍ ɟı
˙sn ǝɹoɟǝq ʇnd poƃ ǝɹnʇɐu ɟo ʎʇunoq ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ ʇıɟǝuǝq oʇ ʇɥƃıɹ ǝuıʌıp s,uɐɯ sɐʍ ʇı pǝʌǝılǝq ǝɥs 'ɯɹɐɟ ɐ uo uɹoq ˙uɐɯoʍ ǝldɯıs ɐ sɐʍ ɹǝɥʇoɯpuɐɹƃ ʎɯ 'ʎɹnɾ ǝɥʇ ɟo uǝɯǝlʇuǝƃ puɐ sǝıpɐl
˙ǝsɐǝld 'ʇuǝɯǝʇɐʇs ƃuıuǝdo ɹnoʎ 'ʎɹǝɯoƃʇuoɯ ˙ɹɯ
˙pǝǝɔoɹd oʇ ʎpɐǝɹ ǝɹ,ǝʍ 'ɹouoɥ ɹnoʎ 'sǝʎ ˙ƃuıppıʞ ɯ,ı
¿plɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ɟo sǝǝq ǝɥʇ llɐ ƃuıʇuǝsǝɹdǝɹ ǝɹ,noʎ ˙˙˙uosuǝq ˙ɹɯ
˙ǝƃǝlıʌıɹd ɐ
¿ʎlǝʌıʇɔǝlloɔ sǝıuɐdɯoɔ pooɟ ǝʌıɟ ǝɥʇ ƃuıʇuǝsǝɹdǝɹ ǝɹ,noʎ 'ʎɹǝɯoƃʇuoɯ ˙ɹɯ
˙uoıssǝs uı ʍou sı ʎɹʇsnpuı ʎǝuoɥ ǝɥʇ ˙ʌ uosuǝq ǝǝq ʎɹɹɐq
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˙ƃuıpısǝɹd uoʇǝlqɯnq ǝƃpnɾ ǝlqɐɹouoɥ ǝɥʇ ¡ǝsıɹ llɐ
¿sıɥʇ uo ʞɹoʍ sʎoq noʎ
˙ɯɐǝʇ ǝǝq ǝɥʇ ʇ,usı ʇı ɟı 'llǝʍ
˙llıɥɔ ɐ ʇoƃ ʇsnɾ ı 'ʍouʞ ʇ,uop ı
¿ɹǝʇʇɐɯ ǝɥʇ s,ʇɐɥʍ
˙ǝpɐɔıɹɹɐq ǝɥʇ puıɥǝq ʎɐʇs oʇ spǝǝu ʎpoqʎɹǝʌǝ
¿sɹǝʎʍɐl pooƃ ǝʌɐɥ sǝıuɐdɯoɔ pooɟ lɐuoıʇɐuıʇlnɯ ɹɐllop-uoıllıq ʞuıɥʇ noʎ
˙ʎɐp ǝɥʇ ƃuıɹnp ʞɹoʍ ʇ,uop suɐɯnɥ ʎuɐɯ ʍoɥ ǝʌǝılǝq ʇ,uɐɔ ı
¿ʇı ʇ,usı 'ƃıq ʎʇʇǝɹd s,ʇı
¿ʎɹɹɐq 'ǝɹǝɥ oʇuı uǝʇʇoƃ ǝʍ ǝʌɐɥ ʇɐɥʍ
˙ʞɐǝds ʎllɐnʇɔɐ uɐɔ ǝǝqʎǝuoɥ ɐ ɟı sǝʌlǝsɹno ɹoɟ ɹɐǝɥ llıʍ ǝʍ 'ʎɹoʇsıɥ uı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɹıɟ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ǝsnɐɔǝq 'sʇıɐʍ ʎlsnoıxuɐ plɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ǝɹǝɥʍ 'uɐʇʇɐɥuɐɯ uʍoʇuʍop uı ǝɹǝɥ ǝuǝɔs ǝlqıpǝɹɔuı uɐ s,ʇı
¡ʎʇlɐʎoɹ ɐ ƃuıʎɐd ʇnoɥʇıʍ "'ǝɯoɥ ɯ,ı 'ʎǝuoɥ" 'ʎɐs oʇ ǝlqɐ ǝq ʇ,uoʍ ʎǝɥʇ 'suɐɯnɥ ǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ ǝuop ɯ,ı uǝɥʍ ¿ǝɹns ı ɯɐ
¿ʇı ɥʇıʍ ɥƃnoɹɥʇ oƃ oʇ ʇuɐʍ noʎ ǝɹns noʎ
˙ssǝnƃ ı
˙lɐǝp ƃıq ʎʇʇǝɹd ɐ s,ʇınsʍɐl sıɥʇ
˙ʇıq ǝlʇʇıl ɐ ʇı ɹoɟ dn ǝʞɐɯ plnoɔ sıɥʇ ǝqʎɐɯ
˙ǝuop ʞɹoʍ pɐɥ s,ʇɐɥʇ lıpoɟɟɐp ɐ uɐɥʇ ǝsɹoʍ ƃuıɥʇou
¡sƃuıɥʇ ǝʞɐɟ ǝsoɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ ʇsnɯ sǝǝq
˙uoıʇɐuıllod ssǝlʇuıod 'sɹǝƃuıʇs ʇuǝq
˙ooʇ ǝɯ 'ɥɐǝʎ
¡ɔıʇoɥɔʎsd ǝɯ ʇǝƃ ʇsnɾ ǝsoɥʇ 'ɥo
˙sɹǝʍolɟ lɐıɔıɟıʇɹɐ puɐ
˙ǝǝɹɥʇ ǝɹ,noʎ ɟı 'ʇɐǝɹƃ ǝɹɐ ǝsoɥʇ
˙ʍou sʇǝnbnoq uoollɐq ƃuıʌıƃ ǝɹɐ ǝldoǝd 'sɹǝʍolɟ ɟo pɐǝʇsuı ˙doɥs ǝɥʇ ɟɟo puıɯ ʎɯ sǝʞɐʇ ʇı puɐ ˙sǝıʇılɐnb pooƃ ǝʌɐɥ sǝǝq
¿ǝɯ ƃuıdlǝɥ noʎ ǝɹɐ ʎɥʍ os
˙uoıʇıʇǝdɯoɔ ǝɥʇ ǝsn oʇ ʇou ʎɹʇ ı ˙ǝuo ʇsnɾ
¿sɹɐƃns ʎuɐɯ ʍoɥ
˙˙˙ƃuıʇsoɹɟ
˙dlǝɥ ǝƃnɥ ɐ uǝǝq sɐɥ ǝɹǝɥ ɯɐpɐ puɐ 'sǝʎ
¡sɹnoɥ ɹoɟ sıɥʇ ʇɐ uǝǝq ǝʌɐɥ oʍʇ noʎ ˙ƃuıɥʇ ɹood noʎ
¡¿ʇlnɔıɟɟıp os ʇɥƃıu ʇɹnƃoʎ sı ʎɥʍ
˙ǝʎq-ǝʎq
¡ʇɥƃıu ʇɹnƃoʎ ɹno s,ʇı ʇnq
˙ƃuıʞɹoʍ ʎsnq ʎllɐǝɹ ǝɹ,ǝʍ ǝsnɐɔ, oƃ ɹǝʇʇǝq noʎ 'uǝʇsıl
¿uıɐƃɐ ʞlɐʇ ǝɥ sǝop ʎɥʍ
˙ǝʌǝılǝq ı 'ǝlos ɯɐɹqıʌ ˙ɟlɐɥ ɐ puɐ uǝʇ ǝzıs 'puɐlɹǝqɯıʇ ˙noʎ ɹǝqɯǝɯǝɹ ı 'ɥɐǝʎ
˙uǝʞ sı sıɥʇ
˙ǝǝq 'ollǝɥ
˙ollǝɥ
˙ǝɔɐɹ uɐɯnɥ ǝɥʇ ǝns ɯıɥ ƃuıdlǝɥ ɯ,ı
¡sı ʇı 'sǝʎ
¿ǝǝq ǝɯɐs ʇɐɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ sı
˙ǝɹǝɥ uo ƃuıoƃ ʞɹoʍ lɐnʇɔɐ
˙ǝsɐǝld 'ʇǝınb
¿ʇɐɥʇ ɟo ǝƃɐʇuɐʌpɐ ǝʞɐʇ ɐuuoƃ ʇou ɯ,ı
¡ǝʞoɾ ɐ s,puɐɥʞɔɐq ɹǝɥ 'ʎǝuoɥ
˙18 s,ǝɥs ˙uǝʞ 'ɹǝɥʇoɯpuɐɹƃ ʎɯ sɐʍ ʇı
¡ssǝuʞɐǝʍ ɟo ʇuıod ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞɔɐʇʇɐ noʎ 'sıuuǝʇ uı
˙ɥsıʍǝɾ ʎɹǝʌ 'sǝʎǝ ʎʇuınbs 'sɹǝplnoɥs ʎʇuıod 'pɹɐʍɹoɟ suɐǝl sʎɐʍlɐ
˙ǝʌıl ǝɹǝɥ puɐ ʎɹıɐɥ 'ʎɹɐɔs ǝɹ,ʎǝɥʇ ¡ʞǝǝʍ ʇxǝu ʞǝǝʍ ɹɐǝq
˙ɯǝ, pɹɐǝɥ ʇsnɾ noʎ ɥƃnoɥʇ uǝʌǝ ʇsǝnƃ ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ ɯoʇʇoq ǝɥʇ uo sǝʇonb 'sǝssɐlƃ
˙˙˙ʞǝǝʍ ʇxǝu
˙˙˙sʇop pǝɹoloɔ puɐ sɹǝpuǝdsns puɐ ʍoɥs ɐ sɐɥ puɐ noʎ ǝʞıl sʞool ǝɥ
˙˙˙ʞǝǝʍ ʇxǝu ˙ǝɯɐu uoɯɯoɔ ɐ s,ʇı
˙ooʇ plɹoʍ uɐɯnɥ ǝɥʇ uı ƃuıʞ ʎɹɹɐl ɐ ǝʌɐɥ ʎǝɥʇ 'ʍouʞ noʎ
˙ʎɹnʇuǝɔ ǝǝq ǝɥʇ ɟo lɐıɹʇ ǝɥʇ ǝq llıʍ ɥɔıɥʍ 'ǝsɐɔ sıɥʇ uı noʎ ƃuıʇɹoddns sı ʎʇıunɯɯoɔ ǝǝq ǝɥʇ
¿noʎ ǝɹɐ plo ʍoɥ
˙sǝɹoʇs ʎpuɐɔ ɹo llɐqʞɔıʇs ɟo ƃuıʞuıɥʇ ǝɹǝʍ ǝʍ
˙suɐɯnɥ ǝns ɹǝʌǝu p,ǝʍ 'ɯoɹɟ ɯ,ı ǝɹǝɥʍ
¿snsǝɾǝq ¿ıɥpuɐƃ ǝǝq ¿snqɯnloo ǝǝq ʇnoqɐ ʇɐɥʍ
˙plɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ǝƃuɐɥɔ oʇ pıɐɹɟɐ uǝǝq ɹǝʌǝu ǝʌɐɥ sǝǝq
¿"sıɥʇ op ʇ,uɐɔ ı ˙ǝʌıɥ ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ pıʞ ɐ ɯ,ı" 'ʞuıɥʇ ɹǝʌǝ noʎ pıp
˙uosuǝq ʎɹɹɐq oʇ ƃuıʞlɐʇ ǝɹ,ǝʍ ʇɥƃıuoʇ
˙uoƃɐxǝɥ uo ʞǝǝʍ sıɥʇ ʇno 'sǝıpɐl ʎssɐlɔ 'ʞooq ʍǝu ɹıǝɥʇ ƃuıssnɔsıp 'oıpnʇs ɹno uı ǝɹǝɥ suǝǝnb ɹǝɯɹoɟ ǝǝɹɥʇ ǝʌɐɥ ll,ǝʍ 'ƃuıʞ ʎɹɹɐl ǝǝq uo ʇɥƃıu ʍoɹɹoɯoʇ
¡ʎllɐƃǝllı ʇı ɯoɹɟ ƃuıʇıɟoɹd puɐ ʇı ƃuıƃɐʞɔɐd 'ʎǝuoɥ ɹno ƃuılɐǝʇs ɹoɟ ǝɔɐɹ uɐɯnɥ ǝɥʇ ǝns oʇ spuǝʇuı 'uosuǝq ʎɹɹɐq 'ǝǝq ʎʇunoɔ-ıɹʇ ɐ
˙ƃunɥo ǝʇʇǝuɐǝɾ ɯ,ı puɐ
˙ǝlqɯnq qoq ɯ,ı ˙ƃuıuǝʌǝ pooƃ
˙ƃunɥɔ ǝʇʇǝuɐǝɾ puɐ ˙ıʌɹɐl zznq ɥʇıʍ sʇɹods ˙ɹǝƃuıʇs ɯɹoʇs ɥʇıʍ ɹǝɥʇɐǝʍ ˙ʞsǝp ɹoɥɔuɐ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ǝlqɯnq qoq ɥʇıʍ
¡spɹɐǝq ǝǝq ǝɹoɯ ou
˙ǝɔɹnos sʍǝu uoıʇɔɐ ɹnoɥ-llnɟ ʎluo s,ǝʌıɥ ǝɥʇ 'ǝʌıɟ ʇɐ ǝʌıɥ
˙sɹǝʇʇɐɯ ʇı ǝɹǝɥʍ ǝɔɐld ǝuo 'suɐɯnɥ ǝɥʇ ƃuıʇs uɐɔ noʎ ǝɔɐld ǝuo ʎluo s,ǝɹǝɥʇ
˙ɹǝllıʞ ɐ s,ʇɐɥʇ ¿ǝsou ǝɥʇ dn
˙ou
˙ʇɹnɥ plnoʍ ʇɐɥʇ
¡ǝʎǝ ǝɥʇ ¡ǝɔɐɟ ǝɥʇ uı
˙sʇɹnɥ ʎllɐǝɹ ʇı ǝɹǝɥʍ ɯǝɥʇ ƃuıʇs
¿op ǝǝq ǝuo uɐɔ ʇɐɥʍ 'ǝnɹʇ s,ʇı ɟı uǝʌǝ
¡ɹǝʌǝosʇɐɥʍ uosɐǝɹ ou ɹoɟ ɯlɐq dıl uı ʇı ʇnd ʎǝɥʇ ˙ɹɐǝʎ ɐ sdnɔ oʍʇ uo ǝʌıl ǝʍ
¿ʎǝuoɥ ɹno oʇ ǝʌɐɥ ʎǝɥʇ op ʇɥƃıɹ ʇɐɥʍ
˙ʇɐɥʇ ɹǝqɯǝɯǝɹ ı
˙doʇs ʇ,uplnoɔ noʎ ˙ƃuıɹɹıʇs llıʇs ǝɹǝʍ spuɐɥ ɹnoʎ
pǝʞɹoʍɹǝʌo os ǝɯoɥ ƃuıɯoɔ noʎ ɹǝqɯǝɯǝɹ ı 'pɐp
¡sǝǝq uɐɥʇ ɹǝpɹɐɥ sʞɹoʍ ʎpoqou ˙sǝʌıl ɹno llɐ ɹoɟ ʇı op oʇ ʇuɐʍ ı
¿ǝɟıl ɹnoʎ ɥʇıʍ op oʇ ʇuɐʍ noʎ ʇɐɥʍ sı sıɥʇ 'ʎɹɹɐq
˙ʇɥƃıu llɐ dn ǝɯ ʇdǝʞ sƃǝl ʎzɐɹɔ ǝsoɥʇ ˙oıuoʇuɐ uɐs uı ǝɔuo ʇǝʞɔıɹɔ ɐ pǝʇɐp ı
¡sǝǝq ǝɥʇ
¿uo noʎ ǝɹɐ ǝpıs ǝsoɥʍ
˙plnoɔ noʎ ɥsıʍ noʎ
˙ʇou op ǝʍ
¡ʎɹɹɐq ¿ʇno ǝʞɐɯ
¡ʇno ǝʞɐɯ ʎǝɥʇ puɐ ˙puǝıɹɟlɹıƃ uɐɯnɥ ɐ sɐɥ ǝɥ
¡¿suɐɯnɥ oʇ ƃuıʞlɐʇ ¿ʇɐɥʍ
˙suɐɯnɥ oʇ ƃuıʞlɐʇ uǝǝq s,ǝɥ
¿sıɥʇ uı dn pǝxıɯ ʇǝƃ noʎ pıp ʍoɥ ˙soʇoɥd pǝɹoʇɔop ʎlsnoıʌqo ǝɹɐ ǝsǝɥʇ ˙ʎɹoǝɥʇ ʎɔɐɹıdsuoɔ ɐ s,ʇɐɥʇ
¿sɹoɯnɹ ǝʞıl ʞool ǝsǝɥʇ op
˙ɹoɯnɹ ɐ s,ʇɐɥʇ ¿ʎǝuoɥ ɹno ƃuıʞɐʇ ǝɹɐ suɐɯnɥ noʎ ploʇ oɥʍ
˙doʇs 'ʎɹɹɐq 'ɥo
˙ƃuıɥʇǝɯos op oʇ puǝʇuı ı ¡ǝuop ǝʌɐɥ sɹɐǝq ƃuıɥʇʎuɐ uɐɥʇ ǝsɹoʍ sı sıɥʇ
¡ǝlɐɔs ǝʌıssɐɯ ɐ uo uǝloʇs ʎluǝzɐɹq ƃuıǝq sı ʎǝuoɥ ɹno
˙ʎǝuoɥ ǝǝq
¡ɯǝɥʇ ɟo spǝɹpunɥ s,ǝɹǝɥʇ
¡ou 'ɥo
¿sıɥʇ sı ʇɐɥʍ
¡uǝǝnb ƃɐɹp ɐ s,ʇɐɥʇ ¡sǝɥʇolɔ s,uǝɯoʍ uı uɐɯ ɐ s,ʇɐɥʇ ¿uǝǝnb ɹnoʎ sı sıɥʇ
˙ǝɔıoɥɔ ou pɐɥ ǝʍ ˙ǝɹǝɥ pǝʌoɯ sɐʍ uǝǝnb ɹno
¿sllɐʍ ǝʞɐɟ ɥʇıʍ ǝʌıɥ ǝʞɐɟ ɐ uı ǝɹ,noʎ ʍouʞ noʎ op
˙ƃuol ooʇ ʇsɐl ʇ,usǝop ʇı ˙ɥɐǝʎ
¿ʞo noʎ ǝɹɐ ¿uo ƃuıoƃ s,ʇɐɥʍ
¡ʎɯ 'ɥo
¿"ʎǝuoɯ ǝɥʇ ǝʞɐɯ ǝʍ puɐ 'ʎǝuoɥ ǝɥʇ ǝʞɐɯ ʎǝɥʇ"
˙ʎǝuoɯ ǝɥʇ ǝʞɐɯ ǝʍ puɐ 'ʎǝuoɥ ǝɥʇ ǝʞɐɯ ʎǝɥʇ
˙ʇno ʇɥƃıɹ ɯǝɥʇ sʞɔouʞ sıɥʇ ɟo sɥʇɐǝɹq ǝldnoɔ ɐ ˙ɹɐʇ ǝɥʇ llɐ 'ǝuıʇoɔıu ǝɥʇ ǝɔıʍʇ ˙ɔıʇɐɯoʇnɐ-ıɯǝs 'ǝʇnuıɯ ɐ sɟɟnd ʎʇǝuıu
¿ɹǝʞoɯs
¡0003 sɐɯoɥʇ ǝɥʇ ˙ʇuɐʍ noʎ ǝuo ǝɥʇ s,ʇɐɥʇ ˙ʇǝǝʍs 'ɥo
˙ɹǝʞoɯs ʍǝu ǝɥʇ ʇno ʞɔǝɥɔ
˙pɐǝɥuıd
¡spɐǝɥuıd ǝɹɐ ʎǝɥʇ
˙pɐǝɥuıd ɐ ɟo ǝzıs ǝɥʇ uıɐɹq ɐ ʇoƃ s,ǝǝq ɐ
¿ǝɔɐld sıɥʇ sı ʇɐɥʍ
˙ʇıɟoɹd ǝɹnd ɥɔnɯ ʎʇʇǝɹd s,ʇı puɐ 'ʇı uo lǝqɐl ɐ dɐls 'sɹɐɾ uı ʇı ʍoɹɥʇ ǝʍ
¿ʍɐɹʇs ʎzɐɹɔ ɹnoʎ ƃuıɹq noʎ pıp
˙ǝɹǝɥ uʍop llɐ,ʎ ɥɔʇɐɔ p,ı ʍǝuʞ ı
¡poolqǝsooɯ
¡sʎnƃ 'ʎǝɥ
¡ǝǝq 'ƃuol os ¡ƃuıplınq ǝɥʇ ǝʌɐǝl oʇ ʇnoqɐ s,poolqǝsooɯ
¡ǝɯ ƃuıppıʞ ǝq oʇ ʇoƃ noʎ
˙oʇınbsoɯ ou ʇuɐʍ ʇ,uop lɹıƃ oʇınbsoɯ ˙ʎlɟuoƃɐɹp 'ɥʇoɯ ɐ ɥʇıʍ ʇǝƃ 'dn ǝpɐɹʇ oʇ ʎɹʇ slɹıƃ oʇınbsoɯ
˙slɹıƃ ʇǝǝɯ ʇsnɯ noʎ ˙plɹoʍ ǝɥʇ uı ʇno ǝɹ,noʎ ʇsɐǝl ʇɐ
¡ʞɔɐɯs 'ʞɔɐɯs 'oʇınbsoɯ ɐ ǝǝs ˙ʞɔɐɯs ʇsnɾ ʎǝɥʇ ˙sn sǝʞıl ʎpoqou ˙ǝlqnoɹʇ uı noʎ 'oʇınbsoɯ ɐ noʎ
¿ǝlqnoɹʇ uı ʇǝƃ noʎ ɟı ʇɐɥʍ
˙uʍo sıɥ uo oʇınbsoɯ ʎɹǝʌǝ ˙uʍo ɹno uo ǝʍ ˙uɐɯ 'sn ʇou
˙ʎʇıunɯɯoɔ ǝsolɔ ɐ s,ʇı
˙uı pǝɯɯɐɾ llɐ ǝɹ,ǝʍ ˙ʇɥƃıʇ ƃuɐɥ sǝǝq
˙sɹno s,ʎǝuoɥ ʇɐɥʇ 'uɐǝɯ ı ˙ʇı ƃuıʇʇǝƃ ǝɹ,ʎǝɥʇ ǝɹǝɥʍ sı sǝoƃ ʞɔnɹʇ sıɥʇ ɹǝʌǝɹǝɥʍ ǝɯnssɐ ı
¡ʍoʍ
˙ǝǝs plnoɔ ǝʎǝ ǝɥʇ sɐ ɹɐɟ sɐ 'sɹɐɾ ʎǝuoɥ ɟo ʍoɹ ɐ ʇsnɾ
˙poolq 'ʎǝɥ
¿ʎoq ǝǝq 'dnssɐɥʍ
˙oıpɐɹ ǝɥʇ ɟɟo uɹnʇ
˙ƃuıɯɐǝɹɔs ʎuıʇ ǝʞıl
¿ʇɐɥʍ ǝʞıl
¿ƃuıɥʇǝɯos ɹɐǝɥ noʎ
¡¡ʎnƃ poolq ǝsooɯ
¡ǝǝq
¡sƃnq ǝɹoɯ ou llıʞ ʇ,uop ʇnq
˙llǝsɐʞ lɹɐɔ ɯ,ı
'uoʇƃuıɥsɐʍ uı sʍǝu ɹdu ɯoɹɟ
¡ʍopuıʍ ǝɥʇ ʇno pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ ʞɔıʇs
¡sǝʎǝ ɹnoʎ uǝdo
¡¿ǝǝs oʇ pǝǝu ǝldoǝd noʎ op ɥɔnɯ ʍoɥ
¡¿uɐǝlɔ ǝuoƃƃop os ǝq oʇ
ǝʌɐɥ ƃuıɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ sǝop ʎɥʍ
¡ǝǝq 'ǝɔuɐɥɔ ʎluo ɹnoʎ s,ʇı ¡uo dɯnɾ
¿ǝpɐlq ǝldıɹʇ
¡ǝpɐlq ǝldıɹʇ ¡ɹǝdıʍ ɐ
¡ou 'ɥo
¡¿ʇɐɥʇ sı ʇɐɥʍ
¡ɥo-ɥn
˙ʇɥƃıɹ llɐ
˙pɐǝp sı ʎllɐǝɹ ǝɥ
¿noʎ puɐ
˙ɐɯoɔɐʇ oʇ ƃuıoƃ ɯ,ı
¡ɟɟo pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ sʍolq ˙ɟɟnʇs ʎzɐɹɔ 'poolq ǝsooɯ ˙ɐʞsɐlɐ oʇ ƃuıoƃ ɯ,ı
˙ǝɹǝɥ ǝƃnɥ ƃuıɥʇǝɯos oʇuo ɯɐ ı ˙sɯɹɐɟ ʎǝuoɥ oʇ
¿pǝpɐǝɥ noʎ ǝɹǝɥʍ ˙sǝʌoɯ ʇɐɥʇ ƃuıɥʇʎuɐ ǝdıʍ llıʍ ʎǝɥʇ ¿pɐǝp ʞool ı op
¿pɐǝp ʇou ǝɹ,noʎ ¿ʇɐɥʍ
˙llıʇs dǝǝʞ ʇsnɾ
¡ǝɹǝɥʍou oʇ pɐoɹ ǝɥʇ uo ǝɹ,ʎǝɥʇ
ʍou puɐ ˙ɯǝɥʇ ʇıɥ ʇɐɥʍ ʍǝuʞ ɹǝʌǝu ʎǝɥʇ 'sǝɔɐɟ ǝsǝɥʇ
¿ǝɹǝɥ pǝuǝddɐɥ sɐɥ ƃuıɥʇ ǝlqıɹɹoɥ ʇɐɥʍ
¡uosɹǝd ʎzɐɹɔ
¡sɯɹɐɟ ʎǝuoɥ ɯoɹɟ sǝɯoɔ ʇı ¡sɯɹɐɟ ʎǝuoɥ
¡ǝɹǝɥʍ ǝɯ llǝʇ ¿ɯoɹɟ ƃuıɯoɔ ʎǝuoɥ ǝɥʇ sı ǝɹǝɥʍ
¡oıɔɐuƃı 'ɐuɐnƃı ʎɯ ɹoɟ ɥɔunl ǝq llıʍ 'ɹıs 'noʎ
¡pɹoʍs ƃuoɹʍ ǝɥʇ pǝssoɹɔ ǝʌɐɥ 'ɹıs 'noʎ
¡ʍou sɹno s,ʇı ¡ǝʇɐl ooʇ ǝɹ,noʎ
¡sǝǝq ʇǝsdn sı op oʇ ʇuɐʍ ǝʍ ƃuıɥʇ ʇsɐl ǝɥʇ
˙spuǝıɹɟ ǝɹǝʍ ǝʍ ʇɥƃnoɥʇ ı
˙puɐʇsɹǝpun ʇ,uop ı
¿ɹǝılddns ɹnoʎ s,oɥʍ ¿ɟɟnʇs ʇǝǝʍs ǝɥʇ ƃuıʇʇǝƃ noʎ ǝɹǝɥʍ
¡ƃuıʞlɐʇ ʇɹɐʇs ll,noʎ ʍou puɐ ˙ʞlɐʇ uɐɔ ı
¡ʞlɐʇ uɐɔ noʎ os
˙ƃuıɥʇǝɯos pɹɐǝɥ ı ʍǝuʞ ı
¡ʎoq xoq 'pǝʇsnq ǝɹ,noʎ
˙punoɹɐ ǝuo ou ɥʇıʍ 'ʇno ʎǝuoɥ ǝɔıu sıɥʇ ǝʌɐǝl ʇsnɾ puɐ ʍou ǝɯoɥ oƃ ll,ı ssǝnƃ ı 'llǝʍ
˙ʇı ǝsuǝs ı ˙ǝɹǝɥ sı ǝɥ
˙ʇsoɯlɐ
¿ǝuop ʇsoɯlɐ noʎ ˙ɹoʇɔǝɥ 'ʎǝɥ
¡sıɥʇ ɟo llɐ ɟo ɯoʇʇoq ǝɥʇ oʇ ƃuıʇʇǝƃ ɯ,ı
˙sıɥʇ ɟo ɯoʇʇoq ǝɥʇ oʇ ƃuıʇʇǝƃ ɯ,ı ¡¿ǝlɐs uo s,ʇı puɐ
¡ǝʌɐɥ ǝʍ llɐ sı sıɥʇ ¡slɐʇıdsoɥ'slooɥɔs 'sǝɯoɥ ɹno uǝʞɐʇ ǝʌ,noʎ
¡ƃuılɐǝʇs ɟo ʇol ɐ ¡ƃuılɐǝʇs sı sıɥʇ ¡sıɥʇ ʇnoqɐ ʍouʞ ʇ,uop sǝǝq
¡¿ʇɐɥʍ ʇsnɾ
˙ʎɹɹɐq 'ʎǝuoɥ ʇsnɾ s,ʇı
¡ɔıuɐƃ-ɹno s,ʇı
˙ɔıuɐƃɹo s,ʇı
¡ƃuıɥʇ uɐɯlǝɹʞ ǝloɥʍ ɐ pǝǝu noʎ ˙ƃuıɹɹıʇs 'ƃuılooɔ 'ƃuıʇɐǝɥ s,ǝɹǝɥʇ
¡ʇı ǝʞɐɯ oʇ pɹɐɥ s,ʇı puɐ ¡ʇı sǝʞɐɯ oɥʍ ʍouʞ ı
˙ʇı ǝʞɐɯ sǝǝq
¿ʇı ʇǝƃ noʎ op ʍoɥ
˙sǝʎ 'llǝʍ
¿uʍo ɹnoʎ ɟo pooɟ ɥƃnouǝ ǝʌɐɥ ʇ,uop noʎ
˙ʇı ʇɐǝ ǝʍ ˙ǝldoǝd ɹoɟ
¿ǝɹǝɥ sıɥʇ sı ʎɥʍ
˙ɯıɥ ɟo pɹɐǝɥ ɹǝʌǝu ı
¿ɹoʇɔɐ ʇɐɥʇ ǝɥ sı
¿ʇɔǝlǝs ǝʇɐʌıɹd ɐʇʇoıl ʎɐɹ 'ɯossolq uǝploƃ 'ǝǝq ǝʇnɔ ¿ǝɹǝɥ ʇǝƃ sıɥʇ pıp ʍoɥ
¿sıɥʇ sı sǝlnɔɹǝɥ ʎʇɥƃıɯ ɟo ǝɯɐu ǝɥʇ uı ʇɐɥʍ
˙ʇǝq ll,ı
˙ǝnƃoʌ uɐılɐʇı oʇ uısnoɔ ɐ ʇsol ı
˙ǝɔuǝıɔs ɐ oʇ uʍop ʇɐɥʇ ʇoƃ ʎllɐǝɹ ǝʌ,noʎ
˙ʇıɯıl ɹno ɥɔnɯ ʎʇʇǝɹd sı ǝʌıɟ-ʎʇuǝʌǝs ˙sǝƃɐd 01 ʇnoqɐ ǝʞıl ʇlǝɟ ʇı
¿ʍouʞ noʎ pıp ʍoɥ ˙sɐʍ ʇı 'ɥɐǝʎ
¿ɹɐlnɔɹıɔ ǝʌɐs ,u, ɔıd ɐ ¿ʇɐɥʇ sɐʍ ʇɐɥʍ
¡dǝǝɹɔ noʎ 'ǝɹǝɥ ɟo ʇno ʇǝƃ
˙ʎpoqʎuɐ ƃuıɹǝɥʇoq ʇou s,ǝɥ
˙ƃnq ɐ s,ʇı
¡¿noʎ ɥʇıʍ ƃuoɹʍ sı ʇɐɥʍ
˙ɥɐǝʎ
¿ʞo noʎ ǝɹɐ ¡ssǝupooƃ ʎɯ 'ɥo
˙ʇsnl 'ʎsnolɐǝɾ 'ɹǝƃuɐ :uoıʇoɯǝ ʎuɐ ǝʞıl ʇı ɥƃnoɹɥʇ ʞɹoʍ ˙ʇno ʇı ʍoɹɥʇ puɐ ɹǝʇʇǝl ʎɹƃuɐ uɐ ǝʇıɹʍ 'ʞlɐʍ ɐ ǝʞɐʇ 'llɐʍ ɐ ʞɔıʞ noʎ
˙ʎllnɟǝɹɐɔ ʎɹǝʌ
˙ɹǝdɯǝʇ ɹnoʎ ɥɔʇɐʍ oʇ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ os
˙sn ɹoɟ lɐʇɐɟ ʎllɐnsn s,ʇı ˙ƃuıʇs oʇ ʇou ʎɹʇ ǝʍ
˙sʞɹǝɾ ǝsoɥʇ llɐ ƃuıʇs oʇ ʇuɐʍ ʇsnɯ noʎ
¡sǝǝq qɯnp
˙ʎɯ 'ɥo
˙ǝsɐǝsıp ǝlqıɹɹoɥ 'ǝlqıɹɹoɥ ɐ s,ʇı ˙ǝsɐǝsıp ɐ s,ʇı ʇnq 'oʌıɥ ǝʌɐɥ ǝʍ
¿ʇɐɥʇ ǝʌɐɥ ʇ,uop noʎ
¡ǝuɐsuı s,ʇɐɥʇ ¿ʌʇ ǝʌıl ǝzǝǝɹɟ ʇsnɾ uɐɔ noʎ ˙oʌıʇ
˙uɹnʇ ɹnoʎ 'ʇɥƃıɹ llɐ
˙ǝǝs ı 'ǝǝs ı 'ʞo 'ɥɐǝʎ
˙ɹǝʇsɐɟ s,ʇı ¿ǝɹǝɥʍʎɹǝʌǝ unɹ noʎ ʇ,uop ʎɥʍ ˙ƃuıʇsnɐɥxǝ s,ʇı
¿ǝɹǝɥʍʎɹǝʌǝ ʎlɟ ʇ,uop noʎ ǝɯoɔ ʍoɥ
˙ǝuo ʇoƃ ǝʌ,ı 'ʇɥƃıɹ llɐ ˙ou
¿sʇuǝʌǝ ɔıʇǝlɥʇɐ uı ǝʇǝdɯoɔ sǝsoɹ ǝɥʇ op ˙ʇuǝɯɐuɹnoʇ ɐ
˙ƃuıɹǝǝɥɔ spʍoɹɔ 'sɹǝʍolɟ ʎq pǝpunoɹɹns 'ʇɐolɟ ɐ uo dn
¡ɯɐǝɹp s,ʇsıɹolɟ ʎɹǝʌǝ s,ʇɐɥʇ 'sǝsoɹ ɟo ʇuǝɯɐuɹnoʇ ǝɥʇ uı ǝq oʇ
¿ɐuǝpɐsɐd uı ɹɐǝʎ ʎɹǝʌǝ sɹǝʍolɟ ɟo ǝpɐɹɐd ǝƃnɥ ɐ ǝʌɐɥ ʎǝɥʇ
˙ɥsı-ǝǝq s,ǝɥs ǝdoɥ ʇsnɾ ı
˙ǝʎq
¿ǝpıɔǝp ʇ,uɐɔ noʎ ʎɥʍ sıɥʇ sı ¿lɹıƃ ɐ
˙puǝıɹɟ ɐ ƃuıʇǝǝɯ ɯ,ı
¿ƃuıoƃ noʎ ǝɹɐ ǝɹǝɥʍ
˙oƃ ɐʇʇoƃ ǝʌ,ı 'ʎɹɹos
˙sıɥʇ oʇ ƃuıuǝʇsıl ʇou ɯ,ı
¡uǝʇsıl ʇ,uop noʎ ǝsnɐɔǝq
¿ǝɯ ʇɐ llǝʎ ʎɥʍ uǝɥʇ
¡ƃuıllǝʎ oʇ puodsǝɹ ʇ,usǝop ǝɥ
˙ɯıɥ ʇɐ llǝʎ oʇ ʇou noʎ ploʇ ı
˙ǝɹǝɥ llıʇs ǝɹ,ǝʍ
¡ɐssǝuɐʌ
¡sıɥʇ ɥɔʇɐʍ
˙ƃuol ooʇ ǝq ʇ,uop
˙dn ɥɔʇɐɔ ll,ı ˙pɐǝɥɐ oƃ
¡ʇǝs llɐ
¿ƃuıɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ ʇoƃ
¿ƃuıɯoɔ noʎ
¡noʎ oʇ ƃuıʞlɐʇ ɯ,ı 'ʎɹɹɐq
¿ɯıɥ oʇ ʞlɐʇ noʎ plnoʍ 'uıʇɹɐɯ
˙noʎ oʇ ƃuıʞlɐʇ s,ɹǝɥʇɐɟ ɹnoʎ ˙ʇno ǝɯoɔ 'ʎɹɹɐq
¿ʎǝuoɥ ǝlʇʇıl ɐ ǝʞɐɯ oʇ noʎ llıʞ ʇı plnoʍ
¡ǝǝq ɐ ʎlǝɹɐq ǝɹ,noʎ ˙qoɾ ou ǝʌɐɥ noʎ
¡ǝɟıl ou ǝʌɐɥ noʎ ¿ǝɟıl ʇɐɥʍ
˙ʇnoqɐ ʞuıɥʇ oʇ suoısıɔǝp ǝɟıl ƃıq ɟo ʇol ɐ ʇoƃ ǝʌ,ı
¿ƃuıʞɹoʍ noʎ ʇ,uǝɹɐ ʎɥʍ ¡sʎɐp ǝǝɹɥʇ uǝǝq s,ʇı
¿uo oƃ sıɥʇ llıʍ ɹǝƃuol ɥɔnɯ ʍoɥ
¿ǝǝq ƃuıʞuıɥʇ ʇɹɐʇs ɐʇʇoƃ ı
¿ʎɹɹɐq 'sı ɯǝlqoɹd ɹnoʎ ʇɐɥʍ ʍouʞ noʎ
˙lood ǝɥʇ uı s,ǝɥ ˙sı ǝɥ ǝɹǝɥʇ
¡ǝǝq ƃuıʞuıɥʇ ¡ǝǝq ƃuıʞuıɥʇ ¡ǝǝq ƃuıʞuıɥʇ ¡ǝǝq ƃuıʞuıɥʇ
˙ǝǝq ƃuıʞuıɥʇ
˙ǝǝq ƃuıʞuıɥʇ
¡ǝǝq ƃuıʞuıɥʇ ˙puǝıɹɟ ʎɯ 'ǝǝq ƃuıʞuıɥʇ ʇɹɐʇs oʇ ʇoƃ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ
¡ǝɯ oʇ uǝʇsıl ˙ƃuıuɹɐǝʎ doʇs ˙ƃuıuɹɐǝʎ ou s,ǝɹǝɥʇ
¿ƃuıuɹɐǝʎ sı ʇɐɥʇ ʇɹɐǝɥ ǝɥʇ ʎuǝp uɐɔ oɥʍ ʇnq 'sǝʎ
¡ɯǝɥʇ s,ǝɹǝɥʇ puɐ sn s,ǝɹǝɥʇ
˙sn ǝɹ,ǝʍ ¡ɯǝɥʇ ʇou ǝɹɐ ǝʍ
¡ǝɯ oʇ uǝʇsıl
¡ʇoɥ ʎllɐǝɹ˙˙˙
¡uʍop ʇıs
˙˙˙dn ʇı ʇɐǝɥ ʎǝɥʇ ˙ƃuıʇsoɹɟ puɐ uoɯɐuuıɔ puɐ pɐǝɹq s,ʇı
˙ou
¿sı uoqɐuuıɔ ɐ ʇɐɥʍ ʍouʞ noʎ
¡ʇɐǝ ʎǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ɟɟo sllɐɟ ʇɐɥʍ s,ʇɐɥʇ
˙ʇɐǝ ʎǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇou s,ʇɐɥʇ puɐ
¡ʎǝdıɹʇs ,uıƃuıʇs os sɐʍ ʇı
˙qɯnɹɔ ɐ ʇı llɐɔ ʎǝɥʇ
¿ʇɐɥʇ sɐʍ ʇɐɥʍ ¡ɹǝʌo ʇou sı sıɥʇ
˙sıɥʇ ʇɐǝ
¡ɹǝʌo sı sıɥʇ
˙ǝɯ spuɐʇsɹǝpun ǝɥs puɐ ¡ǝɟıl ʎɯ pǝʌɐs ǝɥs
¡ǝʇıɯɐuʎp ɟo ʞɔıʇs ɐ ɥʇɥƃıǝ-ǝuo ¡s08-ɯ puɐ sɹǝɥsɐʍ ɹǝʍod ɥʇıʍ sǝɯoɥ ɹno ʞɔɐʇʇɐ ʇɐɥʇ suɐɯnɥ oʇ ƃuıʞlɐʇ 'ǝʌıɥ ǝɥʇ ǝpısʇno ƃuıʎlɟ ǝɹ,noʎ
˙ƃuıʇɐp ʇou ǝɹ,ǝʍ
¡ʇsıɹolɟ uɐɯnɥ ɐ ƃuıʇɐp ǝɹ,noʎ ¡ou 'ɥo
¡ʇsıɹolɟ ɐ s,ǝɥs puɐ ˙ǝɔıu os s,ǝɥs
˙ʎoq 'ɥo
˙ɐssǝuɐʌ s,ǝɯɐu ɹǝɥ
˙ʍɐl ǝǝq ɐ ʞɐǝɹq ʇ,uplnoʍ noʎ ˙ʍɐl ǝǝq ɐ s,ʇɐɥʇ ˙ou 'ou
˙uɐɯnɥ ˙˙˙s,ǝɥs
¿ǝɥs sı oɥʍ os
˙ǝɔɐɟ ʇɐɥʇ ʎq ʇǝƃ ʇ,uɐɔ ı ˙llɐ puɐ sƃǝl ʇɥƃıǝ ǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ 'ƃuıɥʇ ʇsǝʇʇoɥ ǝɥʇ s,ʇı ʍouʞ ı
˙sɹǝpıds oʇ pǝʇɔɐɹʇʇɐ ʇou ɯ,ı
¿ɹǝpıds
˙dsɐʍ ɐ ʇou 'ou 'ou 'ou
¡noʎ llıʞ llıʍ sʇuǝɹɐd ɹnoʎ ¡¿dsɐʍ ɐ
¿ɥsı-ǝǝq ǝɥs sɐʍ ¿pıp noʎ
˙ǝuoǝɯos ʇǝɯ ı 'llǝʍ
¿llǝʍ
˙˙˙llǝʍ
˙lɐɯɹou ǝq puɐ qoɾɹnoʎ ʇno ʞɔıd uɐɔ noʎ ʍou "˙ǝɔuǝıɹǝdxǝ" ɹnoʎ pɐɥ noʎ
˙ǝǝs oʇ pǝʇuɐʍ noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʍɐs noʎ ˙pɐlƃ ɯ,ı puɐ 'ʇı pıp noʎ
˙ǝlpood
¿ʞɔɐq ʇǝƃ noʎ p,ʍoɥ
˙ʇ,uop ɯǝɥʇ ɟo ǝɯos ʇnq ˙ɯǝɥʇ ɟo ǝɯos
¿ʌʇ uo ǝʞıl 'noʎ llıʞ puɐ ʎɹʇ ʎǝɥʇ op
˙ʎzɐɹɔ ǝʌıɹp ʎǝɥʇ
˙sƃuıɥʇ ʇuɐıƃ ʎzɐɹɔ ʇɐǝ ʎǝɥʇ
˙ʎzɐɹɔ ʞlɐʇ ʎǝɥʇ ˙ʎzɐɹɔ puɐ ǝƃnɥ
¿ǝʞıl ʎǝɥʇ ǝɹǝʍ ʇɐɥʍ
¡suɐɯnɥ ʎɹɐɔs 'ʇuɐıƃ
¡suɐɯnɥ ɥʇıʍ ǝɹǝʍ noʎ ǝʌǝılǝq ʇ,uɐɔ ı ¡suɐɯnɥ
˙ǝɟıl ʎɯ ɟo ʇuǝɯoɯ ʇsǝıddɐɥ 'ʇsǝıɹɐɔs ǝɥʇ sɐʍ ʇı
¡ƃuızɐɯɐ sɐʍ ʇı
˙ƃuızɐɯɐ spunos
˙ǝʇnɥɔ ǝɥʇ llnd 'ǝʌɐp 'ʞo
˙ʇı ʎɹʇ llǝʍ sɐ ʎɐɯ ǝʍ
˙oƃ oʇ ʇǝs llɐ s,ǝɥ
˙ʞɹoʍ ʎlqıssod ʇ,uɐɔ sıɥʇ
˙˙˙ʎɐʍʎuɐ ˙˙˙ʇnq 'ƃuıɥʇou ʇou 'llǝʍ
˙ƃuıɥʇou sɐʍ ʇɐɥʇ ¿ʇɐɥʇ 'ɥo
˙ǝɹoɟǝq ɹoɟ ˙˙˙uıɐƃɐ ɥɔnɯ os noʎ ʞuɐɥʇ puɐ
˙ʎɹɹɐq 'ʞo
˙ʇou ɹo ˙punoɹɐ noʎ ǝǝs ll,ı ssǝnƃ ı ˙˙˙uǝɥʇ 'llǝʍ ˙ʇɥƃıɹ llɐ
˙ɥɐǝʎ
¡sʞuɐɥʇ
˙qɯnɹɔ ɐ ǝʌɐɥ 'ǝɹǝɥ ¡ǝɹns
¿ǝɯ ɥʇıʍ sıɥʇ ɟo ǝɔǝıd ɐ ǝʞɐʇ ı uɐɔ
¿˙˙˙noʎ ǝɹɐ
˙ǝɟıl ʎɯ ɟo ʇsǝɹ ǝɥʇ dn ǝq p,ı 'pıp ı ɟı ˙ʇı ɥsıuıɟ ʇ,uplnoɔ ı ʎɹɹos
˙ǝlqnoɹʇ ou s,ʇı 'ɥɐǝʎ
˙ǝǝɟɟoɔ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ sʞuɐɥʇ
˙ʇɐǝɹƃ uǝǝq sɐɥ sıɥʇ 'ʎɐʍʎuɐ
¡ǝǝɟɟoɔ ɟo sdnɔ oʍʇ ƃuıʌɐɥ ʇsnɾ
˙ǝuıɟ ˙ɥɐǝʎ 'ɥo
¿ɯɐ,ɐɯ 'ʇɥƃıɹ llɐ noʎ
˙ʇɐɥʇ ʎɹʇ ll,ı ǝqʎɐɯ
˙ǝǝuʞ ɹnoʎ uo ʇɐɥ ɐ ƃuıʇʇnd ǝʞıl s,ʇı
¿ʇou ʎɥʍ
¿sǝoʇ ɹıǝɥʇ uo sƃuıɹ ʇnd slɹıƃ op ʎɥʍ
˙ǝɔuo ǝɹǝɥʇ ƃuıɹ ǝoʇ ɐ ʇsol ı ˙ɐǝɹɐ ʇɐɥʇ ʍouʞ ı ¡ʎɐʍ ou
¡puod ǝlʇɹnʇ ǝɥʇ ɟɟo ʇɥƃıɹ ɯ,ı ¡sǝʎ
¡ʍopɐǝɯ dǝǝɥs uı ǝɹ,noʎ
¿ʇı ǝǝs ˙ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇɥƃıɹ ǝʌıɥ ʎɯ s,ǝɹǝɥʇ ˙˙˙ʞool noʎ ɟı 'ʎɐʍʎuɐ
˙uɐƃols uƃıɐdɯɐɔ ǝɯɐs ʇɐɥʇ ɥʇıʍ pǝʇɔǝlǝ ʇsnɾ sɐʍ uǝǝnb ʍǝu ɹno
˙sɹǝʍolɟ sı ʇsǝɹǝʇuı ʎluo ʎɯ
¿ʎllɐǝɹ
˙ʇsıɹolɟ ɐ ǝq oʇ pǝʇuɐʍ ı ʇnq 'ɹoʇɔop ɐ ɹo ɹǝʎʍɐl ɐ ǝq oʇ ǝɯ pǝʇuɐʍ sʇuǝɹɐd ʎɯ
˙ǝɹns
¿op noʎ
˙lǝǝɟ noʎ ʍoɥ ʍouʞ ı
˙ʇuɐʍ ʎǝɥʇ ʎɐʍ ǝɥʇ ʇı op ʇ,uɐɔ ı ʇnq 'ǝʌıɥ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ʇɹɐd ʎɯ op oʇ ʇuɐʍ ı
˙ʍouʞ ʇ,uop ı ¿ʞɹoʍ ʇnoqɐ
¿ʎɹɹɐq 'op ɐuuoƃ noʎ ǝɹɐ ʇɐɥʍ 'os
˙ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp 'ɥɐǝʎ
˙op ǝʍ ɟɟnʇs ɟo puıʞ ǝɥʇ s,ʇɐɥʇ
¿ǝʞoɾ ǝǝq ɐ ʇɐɥʇ sı
"¿uolǝɯɹǝʇɐʍ ɐ ʎɹɹɐɯ ı plnoʍ ʎɥʍ
˙uɐlɐɯǝʇɐnƃ pıɐs noʎ ʇɥƃnoɥʇ ı
¿uolǝɯɹǝʇɐʍ" 'sʎɐs ǝɥ puɐ
˙uo sı ƃuıppǝʍ ǝɥʇ
˙ɥɔɹnɥɔ ǝɥʇ oʇuı sdǝʇs ǝɥʇ dn sunɹ ǝɥ
˙ǝɹǝɥʇ sʇǝƃ ʎllɐuıɟ ǝɥ
˙uosıpɐɯ dn ƃuıʎlɟ ǝɹ,ʎǝɥʇ sɐ qɐɔ ǝɥʇ uı ǝıʇ ǝɥʇ ƃuıʞɐɯ s,ǝɥ
˙ou
¿ʇɥƃıɹ llɐ noʎ ǝɹɐ
˙uoıɥsɐɟ ʇnoqɐ ƃuıɥʇʎuɐ ʍouʞ noʎ ɟı ʍouʞ ʇ,uop ı
¡ʇɐǝɹƃ ʞool noʎ
˙dlǝɥ ʇ,uop sǝdıɹʇs ǝsǝɥʇ
¿ǝɹǝɥʍ
˙sɯɐɹƃoɹɔıɯ ǝldnoɔ ɐ ǝsol oʇ ƃuıʎɹʇ ɯ,ı
¡uo ǝɯoɔ
˙ʇ,uɐɔ ı 'ou
˙ǝɯos ǝʌɐɥ
˙ʇ,uplnoɥs ı
¿ǝʞɐɔ ɯnɹ ʇuɐʍ noʎ 'ʎǝɥ
˙dnɔ ɐ ǝʌol plnoʍ ı 'ʎllɐnʇɔɐ
¡snolnɔıpıɹ ǝq ʇ,uop
˙ǝsodɯı oʇ ǝʇɐɥ ı
˙ǝǝɟɟoɔ ʇsnɾ s,ʇı
˙sǝʇnuıɯ oʍʇ sǝʞɐʇ ʇı ˙ǝlqnoɹʇ ou s,ʇı
˙ʇno noʎ ʇnd oʇ ʇuɐʍ ʇ,uop ı
¿ǝǝɟɟoɔ ˙ʍouʞ ʇ,uop ı ˙˙˙uɐǝɯ ı ˙ʍouʞ ʇ,uop ı
¿ʇɐɥʍ ǝʞıl
¿ƃuıɥʇǝɯos noʎ ʇǝƃ ˙˙˙ı uɐɔ ˙˙˙ʎɐʍʎuɐ
˙ɥʇıʍ lɐǝp oʇ ǝʌɐɥ ǝʍ ʇɐɥʍ ɥʇıʍ ʎɹɔ p,ǝʍ 'ɥƃnɐl ʇ,upıp ǝʍ ɟı ˙ʎuunɟ ǝɹɐ sǝǝq
˙ɥɐǝʎ
˙ʎuunɟ ʎɹǝʌ s,ʇɐɥʇ
˙dn ʇı ʞɔıd noʎ "˙ʎǝuoɥ 'ɐpɐp 'ɐɯɐɯ" ˙ssǝnƃ ı 'pıp noʎ ʎɐʍ ǝɯɐs
˙ƃuıɥʇ ƃuıʞlɐʇ ǝɥʇ
¿ʇɐɥʍ
¿ʇɐɥʇ op oʇ uɹɐǝl noʎ pıp ʍoɥ ¡ʇıɐʍ
˙ʍou ǝʌɐǝl ll,ı
˙lnɟǝʇɐɹƃ ɯ,ı ʎɐs oʇ ʇuɐʍ ʇsnɾ ı
¡ǝɯ oʇ ƃuıʞlɐʇ sı ǝǝq ǝɥʇ puɐ ˙ǝǝq ɐ oʇ ƃuıʞlɐʇ ɯ,ı
˙ɥɐǝʎ
˙ǝǝq ɐ ɥʇıʍ ƃuıʞlɐʇ ɯ,ı ˙pɹıǝʍ ǝlʇʇıl ɐ sɐʍ ʇɐɥʇ
˙pǝsıɐɹ sɐʍ ı ʍoɥ ʇsnɾ s,ʇı ˙noʎ ʞuɐɥʇ oʇ pɐɥ ı ˙˙˙noʎ ɹoɟ ʇ,usɐʍ ʇı ɟı puɐ
˙ǝɯ llıʞ oʇ ƃuıʎɹʇ llɐ ǝɹǝʍ ʎǝɥʇ ʇnq 'sıɥʇ ƃuıop ǝq oʇ pǝsoddns ʇou ɯ,ı puɐ ˙ɯɐ ı
¡ǝǝq ɐ ǝɹ,noʎ 'uɐǝɯ ı ˙ǝɯ oʇ ǝsıɹdɹns ɐ ɟo ʇıq ɐ sı sıɥʇ
˙ƃuıʇɹǝɔuoɔsıp ʎɹǝʌ sı sıɥʇ ǝɹns ɯ,ı 'llǝʍ
˙pǝq oʇ ƃuıoƃ llɐɔǝɹ ʇ,uop ı ʇnq ˙ƃuıɯɐǝɹp ɯ,ı ʍouʞ ı
˙ǝuıɟ s,ʇı ˙ʞo s,ʇı 'ou
˙ʎɹɹos os ɯ,ı
¡ƃuıʞlɐʇ ǝɹ,noʎ
˙ʍouʞ ı 'sǝʎ
˙ƃuıʞlɐʇ ǝɹ,noʎ ˙ʎɹɹos ɯ,ı
¡ıɥ
¡looɟ noʎ 'ʞɐǝds ¡sǝɯoɔ ǝɥs ǝɹǝɥ
˙pooƃ ou s,ʇɐɥʇ 'ou "¿zzɐɾ ǝʞıl noʎ" ¿ʇı ʇɹɐʇs ı plnoɥs ʍoɥ
˙ʇ,uɐɔ ı ˙ʇı op ˙ou ˙sǝʎ ˙ou
¡uo ǝɯoɔ ˙ʇı op ʇ,uɐɔ ı 'ɥo
˙oʇ ʇoƃ ǝʌ,ı ˙sıɥʇ ƃuıop ɯ,ı ǝʌǝılǝq ʇ,uɐɔ ı
˙uɐɯnɥ ɐ oʇ ʞlɐʇ oʇ pǝsoddns ʇou ǝɹ,noʎ ˙ʍɐl ǝǝq ɐ s,ʇı ˙ǝlqnoɹʇ uı ʇǝƃ ʎllɐǝɹ plnoɔ ı
¿ʎɐs ı plnoʍ ʇɐɥʍ
˙ɥɐu
˙sǝoƃ ʇı ǝɹǝɥ 'ʇɥƃıɹ llɐ
˙ƃuıɥʇǝɯos ʎɐs ɐʇʇoƃ ı ˙ǝɟıl ʎɯ pǝʌɐs ǝɥs ˙ƃuıɥʇǝɯos ʎɐs ɐʇʇoƃ ı
˙ǝʎq
˙sǝıɹolɐɔ ssǝl ǝq oʇ pǝsoddns
˙ǝʎq
˙ǝɹǝɥʇ uo sdıɥɔ qoɹɐɔ ʇnd plnoɔ noʎ
˙ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ 'ʍouʞ noʎ ˙uǝʞ 'ǝɹns
¿ʇɥƃıu ʇɹnƃoʎ ¿ʞǝǝʍ ʇxǝu 'ɐssǝuɐʌ
˙sʞuɐɥʇ ˙ɐssǝuɐʌ 'ǝʎq ˙ʇɥƃıɹ
˙llıʞs lɐıɔǝds ɐ oslɐ sı ʇno ǝuoǝɯos ƃuıʞɔouʞ
˙sllıʞs lɐıɔǝds ɹnoʎ ɟo ǝuo ʇı ǝʞɐɯ
˙dn ɟɟnd plnoɔ ǝɔɐɟ ǝloɥʍ ʎɯ
˙ǝɹnɥɔoɹq ǝɯnsǝɹ ɹnoʎ uo ʇɐɥʇ ʇnd
˙ƃuıɥʇ ɔıƃɹǝllɐ uɐ s,ʇı˙ɯıɥ ɟo pǝɹɐɔs ʇou ɯ,ı
˙ʎnƃ ǝlʇʇıl 'oƃ noʎ ǝɹǝɥʇ
¡ǝɹnɥɔoɹq ʎɯ
˙ƃuılǝǝɟ ɟo ǝlqɐdɐɔ s,ǝɥ ʇɐɥʍ ʍouʞ ʇ,uop noʎ ˙ǝnlɐʌ sɐɥ ǝɟıl llɐ ƃuıʎɐs ʇsnɾ ɯ,ı
¿ʇuǝɯǝʇɐʇs ɹnoʎ ʇɐɥʇ sı ¿ǝuıɯ uɐɥʇ ǝnlɐʌ ssǝl ʎuɐ ǝʌɐɥ ǝɟıl sıɥ sǝop ʎɥʍ
¿sɹnoʎ uɐɥʇ ǝnlɐʌ ssǝl ǝʌɐɥ ǝɟıl sıɥ sǝop ʎɥʍ
¡ǝɯ llıʞ plnoɔ ƃuıɥʇ sıɥʇ ¡ɯǝɥʇ oʇ ɔıƃɹǝllɐ ɯ,ı ʍouʞ noʎ
¡ɯıɥ llıʞ ʇ,uop
¡ʇıɐʍ
˙sʇooq ɹǝʇuıʍ ǝɹɐ ǝsǝɥʇ ˙ʞɔɐq puɐʇs
¡ǝǝq ¡doʇs ¡ʇıɐʍ
˙ǝɯ ʇsnɾ sɐʍ ʇı ʇɥƃnoɥʇ ı ʇsɹıɟ ʇɐ ˙ɹǝʇʇoɥ ƃuıʇʇǝƃ ʇı lǝǝɟ plnoɔ ı ˙ƃuıɯɹɐʍ lɐqolƃ pǝʇɔıpǝɹd ı
˙ʇı uo 57 ƃıq ɐ ƃuıʌɐɥ uns ǝɥʇ ɹǝqɯǝɯǝɹ ʇ,uop ı
˙ʇno ʎɐʍ ɐ s,ʇɐɥʇ ǝqʎɐɯ ˙uns ǝɥʇ s,ǝɹǝɥʇ
˙ʎɐs ı ʇɐɥʍ ǝʌǝılǝq ʇ,uɐɔ 'pǝʇsɐƃɹǝqqɐlɟ ǝɹ,ʎǝɥʇ 'ʍǝıʌɹǝʇuı qoɾ ɐ ǝʌɐǝl ı uǝɥʍ
˙spuıɯ ɹıǝɥʇ ɟo ʇno ǝɹ,ʎǝɥʇ ˙ɯǝɥʇ oʇ ʞlɐʇ ʇ,uplnoɥs ǝʍ ɹǝpuoʍ ou
˙ɟɟnʇs ɟo puıʞ ˙˙˙ʇɐɥʇ ɹoɟ oƃ ʇ,uop ı 'ɥɐu
¿sɹɐʍ ɹɐʇs ¿ǝuo ɹǝqɯnu s,ʇɐɥʍ
˙sǝıʌoɯ ǝʇıɹoʌɐɟ uǝʇ-doʇ ʎɯ uǝʌǝ 'sllıʞs lɐıɔǝds ʎɯ llɐ ʇoƃ s,ʇı ˙ɔıʇsɐʇuɐɟ s,ʇı
˙lɐɔıloqɐıp sı ʇɐɥʇ
¡sǝdɐɹp ˙˙˙sıɥʇ ¡ǝɯıʇ sıɥʇ ¡ǝɯıʇ sıɥʇ ˙ǝɯıʇ sıɥʇ ˙ǝɯıʇ sıɥʇ ˙ǝɯıʇ sıɥʇ ǝqʎɐɯ
¿ʇɐɥʇ sɐʍ ʇɐɥʍ
˙sıɥʇ pǝǝu ʇ,uop ı ˙suɐɯnɥ ǝɹoɯ ˙ou 'ɥo
˙ʇno sploɟ ¿ǝǝs noʎ ˙ǝɹnɥɔoɹq ʇno-ploɟ ɐ oʇuı ʇı ǝpɐɯ ı ˙ǝɯnsǝɹ ʍǝu ʎɯ ʇno ʞɔǝɥɔ
¿ǝsɐǝld ʍopuıʍ ǝɥʇ ǝsolɔ noʎ plnoɔ 'uǝʞ
¿ǝsɐǝld ʍopuıʍ ǝɥʇ ǝsolɔ noʎ plnoɔ 'uǝʞ
¡uʍop ƃuıoƃ ǝǝq ¡ʎɐpʎɐɯ ¡ʎɐpʎɐɯ
˙uıɐɹ uı ʎlɟ ʇ,uɐɔ ˙uıɐɹ uı ʎlɟ ʇ,uɐɔ ˙uıɐɹ uı ʎlɟ ʇ,uɐɔ
˙ǝɯoɥ ʇǝƃ ɐʇʇoƃ ı
˙ǝlqɐʌǝılǝqun sı ǝɹǝɥ ʇno lǝʌǝl uoısuǝʇ ǝɥʇ ˙˙˙ʍoʍ
¡¿ƃuıop noʎ ǝɹɐ ʇɐɥʍ
¡ʎuuɐɹƃ 'ɯıɥ ʎɐɹds
¡pǝʞuılq ǝɥ
¡ǝzǝǝɹɟ ˙noʎ ƃuıʇs ʇ,uoʍ ǝɥ 'ǝʌoɯ ʇ,uop noʎ ɟı ˙ǝʌoɯ ʎpoqou
¡ǝɯ ƃuıʇs oʇ ƃuıoƃ s,ǝɥ
¡ǝɹǝɥ ʞɔɐq s,ǝɥ
˙ǝǝq 'ıɥ
¡ƃuıʌıɹp ɯ,ı
¡ƃuıɥʇǝɯos op
¡ɹɐɔ ǝɥʇ uı ǝǝq ɐ s,ǝɹǝɥʇ
˙ssoɹƃ
¡ɹǝsʍoʎ
¡ʇı ʇɐǝ oʇ ʇnoqɐ ǝɹ,noʎ ǝsnɐɔǝq 'ʎǝuoɥ 'dn ƃuıʞɔɐd ʇɹɐʇs uɐɔ noʎ
¡ʇuıod ɥɔʇɐɯ
¡¿sıɥʇ sı ʇɐɥʍ
˙sʍouʞ ǝɥ ʞuıɥʇ ı
¿ɯıɥ llǝʇ ǝʍ plnoɥs
˙sɹǝʍolɟ ǝɹɐ ǝsǝɥʇ ʞuıɥʇ ʇ,uop ı
¡ǝɯ dlǝɥ
¡ǝlıssıɯ ɐ ǝʞıl noʎ ʇɐ uı ƃuıɯoɔ
¡ǝıʞooɹ 'uoıʇısod ɟo ʇno ʎɐʍ ǝɹɐ noʎ
˙ʎoq ǝlʇʇıl s,ɐɯɐɯ
˙ʇɹnɥ ɐuuoƃ
˙ǝsolɔ ʎɹǝʌ
˙ǝʌıʇɐɯɹıɟɟɐ
˙pɐq ǝq plnoɔ sıɥʇ
¡sʎnƃ
¡ɯǝlqoɹd
¡ǝɹǝɥʇ ɟɟo ʇǝƃ 'uıɐɹq-ʎpuɐɔ
¡sǝǝq ɟo pɹol ʇǝǝʍs ʎɯ
˙ʎqqɐɹƃ ǝlʇʇıl ɐ s,ʇı ˙sʎnƃ 'lnɟǝɹɐɔ
˙ʎ-lɐɔıɯǝɥɔ
˙ʎzznɟ 'ɥɐǝʎ
˙ʇı ǝʞıl ı ʇnq 'ɹǝʍolɟ ɐ ǝʞıl ʇou
˙pooƃ sllǝɯs ʇı
˙ɹoloɔ sıɥʇ ƃuıʌol ɯ,ı ʇnq 'ʍouʞ ʇ,uop ı
¿ʇı sı ʇɐɥʍ ˙ʇsǝlooɔ ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
¡ǝuıl ǝɥʇ uo sɐʍ ʇɐɥʇ
˙ǝʌıʇɐɯɹıɟɟɐ
¿ɹǝʍolɟ ƃuıʌoɯ ɐ ƃuıʇɹodǝɹ ǝɹ,noʎ ¿uıɐƃɐ ʎɐs
˙ǝʌoɯ ǝɥʇ uo ǝq oʇ sɯǝǝs sɹǝʍolɟ ǝsǝɥʇ ɟo ǝuo ˙ʇıɐʍ
˙lɐnsıʌ ʇɐɥʇ ʎdoɔ
¿ǝsoɥʇ pǝǝu ǝʍ ʇ,uop 'sǝısıɐp ǝq plnoɔ 'ʍollǝʎ ʇɥƃıɹq ɟo ʇol ɐ dn ƃuıʞɔıd ɯ,ı
˙looɔ
˙sn ɹoɟ ʎǝuoɥ ǝɹoɯ 'ɹɐʇɔǝu ǝɹoɯ 'sɹǝʍolɟ ǝɹoɯ 'uǝllod ǝɹoɯ ˙ɹǝʍod uǝllod s,ʇɐɥʇ
¿ʇɐɥʇ op ǝʍ op ʎɥʍ ˙ƃuızɐɯɐ s,ʇɐɥʇ
˙ɔıƃɐɯ ɟo ʇıq ǝlʇʇıl ɐ s,ʇı ¿ʇɐɥʇ ǝǝs
˙ǝuo ʇɐɥʇ uo ɥɔuıd ɐ 'ǝɹǝɥʇ ɹǝʌo ɥsɐp ɐ ǝqʎɐɯ ˙ǝɹǝɥ ɹǝʌo ʇı ǝlʞuıɹds 'ǝɹǝɥ uǝllod ǝɯos dn ʞɔıd ı
˙ɹıs 'ou
¿ǝsolɔ dn uoıʇɐuıllod ǝǝs ɹǝʌǝ
¡ɹoʇɔǝlloɔ ɹɐʇɔǝu ǝuo sı ʇɐɥʇ
˙ʞɔıʞ ɐ ɟo ʇıq ɐ ʇoƃ s,ʇı
˙pıʞ 'ǝpıs ǝɥʇ oʇ puɐʇs
˙punoɹɐ ʇı ƃuıƃuıɹq ˙ɹǝƃoɹ 'sǝǝɹƃǝp 03
¡sǝsoɹ
˙ploɥ puɐ sǝǝɹƃǝp 03 punoɹɐ ʇı ƃuıɹq
˙lɐnsıʌ sǝsoɹ ǝʌɐɥ ǝʍ 'ɹǝpɐǝl ǝnlq sı sıɥʇ
¡sɹǝʍolɟ
¡ʍoʍ
¡ǝʇıʞ xoq
¡ǝǝɹɟ puɐ ʇsɐɟ os lǝǝɟ ı
˙ǝnlq os
¡ʇno ɯ,ı ǝʌǝılǝq ʇ,uɐɔ ı
¡ʇno ɯ,ı ¡ʍoʍ
¡sɹǝʍolɟ ǝsoɥʇ uıɐɹp 'noʎ ɟo llɐ
¡sɹǝʞɔns-ɯǝʇs pǝdıɹʇs noʎ 'sɐıunʇǝd ǝsoɥʇ punod
¡ʇno ʇı ǝʌoɯ s,ʇǝl
'sǝıpɐl 'ʞo
˙ʞɔǝɥɔ 'sʇɹoɥs ʎɯ ɟo ʇno pǝɹɐɔs
˙ʞɔǝɥɔ 'ɹǝƃuıʇs
˙ʞɔǝɥɔ 'sƃuıʍ
˙ʞɔǝɥɔ 'ʞɔɐd ɹɐʇɔǝu
˙ʞɔǝɥɔ 'ǝɐuuǝʇuɐ
˙ʞɔǝɥɔ 'puıʍ
˙uo ʇı ƃuıɹq 'ɥɐǝʎ ˙ɥɐǝʎ
¿ʇoɥs ʇoɥ 'sıɥʇ ɹoɟ ʎpɐǝɹ noʎ
¡ollǝɥ
¡ʍollǝʎ puɐ ʞɔɐlq
¡zznq 'zznq 'zznq 'zznq ¡zznq 'zznq 'zznq 'zznq ¡zznq 'zznq 'zznq 'zznq
¡suoıʇısod ɥɔunɐl 'ʇɥƃıɹ llɐ
¡suɐɯnɥ oʇ ƃuıʞlɐʇ ou ʎlǝʇnlosqɐ 'ǝuo ɹǝqɯnu ʍɐl ǝǝq 'sǝıʞooɹ noʎ ɹoɟ ɹǝpuıɯǝɹ ɐ puɐ
˙lnɟʍɐ s,ʇɐɥʇ
¡ɐpɐɔıɔ ɐ ǝʞıl ƃuılqqɐq 'ʇı ɟo ǝsnɐɔǝq ǝɯoɥ ɐ uı s,ʎɥdɹnɯ
˙sn uo pǝɹnod ƃuıǝq ɹǝǝq ʇooɹ ɟo sʇɹodǝɹ ɟo ǝldnoɔ ɐ ʇoƃ ı 'oslɐ
˙sʇɐq puɐ sɹɐǝq 'spɹıq 'sƃop 'sʞɔıʇs ʎǝʞɔoɥ 'sɯooɹq ɹnoʎ ɥɔʇɐʍ 'sʎɐʍlɐ sɐ ˙lnɟǝɹɐɔ ǝq os
˙uıɐɹ uı ʎlɟ ʇouuɐɔ sǝǝq 'ʍouʞ llɐ noʎ sɐ puɐ 'ʎɐpoʇ ʎɹosıʌpɐ uıɐɹ ɐ ʇoƃ noʎ
˙ʞo
˙noʎ ʞuɐɥʇ
˙ʇɐɥʇ lɐıʇıuı ʇsnɾ ˙ǝɹǝɥ 'ǝɹǝɥ uƃıs
¿noʎ ǝɹɐ 'ʎʞɔnl ƃuılǝǝɟ ¿ʎllɐǝɹ
˙dn ɯıɥ ǝʞɐʇ ɐuuoƃ ǝɹ,ǝʍ ˙nol 'ʞo s,ʇı
˙pǝʇɔıɹʇsǝɹ s,ʞɔǝp ʇɥƃılɟ 'uos 'ʇı ploɥ
¿ʎɐpɹǝʇsǝʎ ʍɐs ǝʍ pıʞ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ ʇ,usı
˙ʇɐɥʇ ʇɐ ʞool
˙sʎnƃ 'ʎǝɥ
˙ʎɐpoʇ sǝsoɹ ɹıǝɥʇ sʇǝƃ ʇɐɥʇ pɹ38 uo ılǝp uɐǝɹoʞ ɐ s,ǝɹǝɥʇ 'ǝʌɐɹq ƃuılǝǝɟ s,ǝuoʎuɐ ɟı
˙uı ƃuıɯoɔ llɐɔ ɹǝɥʇouɐ
¿ollǝɥ ¡ʎzɐɹɔ ǝɹ,noʎ ¡ǝıp ɐuuoƃ ǝɹ,noʎ
˙ǝɟıl ʎɯ ɟo ʇsǝɹ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ʞɹoʍ oʇ oƃ ı ǝɹoɟǝq 'oʇ ǝʌɐɥ ı
¡ou 'ɥo
˙ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno
¿ǝɹǝɥʍ ʇno ¿ʇno
˙ʇno ƃuıoƃ ɯ,ı
¿noʎ ǝɹɐ ǝɹǝɥʍ
¿noʎ oʇ pǝuǝddɐɥ ʇɐɥʍ
˙˙˙ǝuıu ʇuɐɹpɐnb uı ɥɔʇɐd ɹǝʍolɟuns ǝɥʇ ʇoƃ ǝʌ,ǝʍ 'ʇɥƃıɹ llɐ
¡ʎɹɹɐq
¿ʎɹɹɐq ˙˙˙plnoɥs ı ʞuıɥʇ noʎ op ʇɐɥʍ 'ʎɹɹɐq
˙ɹǝlƃuɐɹʍ ǝʇıɯ 'ɹosıʌɹǝdns ǝdıɹʇs 'ɹoʇɐuıpɹooɔ ʇuıl 'uǝʌǝs ɹǝqɯnu ɹoʇɔǝdsuı 'ƃuıɯɯnɥ 'ɹǝɹɹıʇs 'ɹǝɹnod 'ǝǝq ʇunʇs 'ƃuılooɔ 'ƃuıʇɐǝɥ
¡pɹɐɥ os sı sıɥʇ 'ɥo
¡ǝɟıl s,ʇɐɥʇ ˙uʍop ʞɔǝu ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ pɐǝp ˙dn ʞɔǝu ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ pɐǝp
˙pɐǝp ǝɹoɯ oʍʇ ˙pǝıɟıpɐǝp ˙ʎpɐǝp
˙ǝuo pɐǝp ɹǝɥʇouɐ ˙pɐǝp s,ǝɥ ¿ǝǝs ˙ƃuıuǝdo uɐ sǝʞɐɯ ˙pǝıp ǝǝq ɐ
¿pǝuǝddɐɥ ʇɐɥʍ
˙uıɐƃɐ dn pǝuǝdo uɐɯlǝɹʞ ǝɥʇ
˙uǝdo sʎɐʍlɐ s,ʎǝʞuoɯ xɐʍ
˙ʇno pǝsolɔ ʇsnɾ uɐɯlǝɹʞ ǝɥʇ 'ʎɹɹos ɯ,ı
˙uo ǝɹ,noʎ 'ǝɹns
¿uɐɯlǝɹʞ ǝɥʇ ƃuıʇʇǝƃ ɟo ǝɔuɐɥɔ ʎuɐ
˙ʞuıɥʇ noʎ uosɐǝɹ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ʇou 'uǝdo s,ʇuɐpuǝʇʇɐ ɯooɹʇsǝɹ
¿ǝlqɐlıɐʌɐ s,ʇɐɥʍ ˙ʎɯ 'ɥo
˙oƃ noʎ 'ou
¿ʇsɹıɟ oƃ oʇ ʇuɐʍ noʎ
˙ǝɔıoɥɔ ɹnoʎ ǝʞɐɯ
¡ʎpɐǝɹ ǝɹɐ ǝʍ ¡ʎɐp ʇsɹıɟ ɹno ¡ɹıs 'sǝʎ
¿sǝıqʍǝu ɟo ǝldnoɔ
¡ʍoʍ
¡ɹɐllǝʇs ˙ʇno pnɹɔ ƃuıʞɔıd
¿ʇǝƃ noʎ p,ʇɐɥʍ
˙ǝpıs ǝɥʇ oʇ dǝʇs
¡suoıʇɐlnʇɐɹƃuoɔ ¡sɹnoʎ s,ɯǝɥʇ ɟo ǝuo
¡ʇɟǝl oʍʇ ˙uo ƃuɐɥ
¿ǝlqɐlıɐʌɐ llıʇs ʇı sı
˙˙˙lɐʌoɯǝɹ ɹıɐɥ 'ʞsǝp ʇuoɹɟ 'ɹǝɹɹıʇs 'ƃuıɹnod 'ǝǝq ʇunʇs 'ƃuıʇunoɔ uǝllod
˙ʇɥƃıɹ 'ɥɐǝʎ
˙ǝuoƃ ǝq llıʍ sqoɾ pooƃ ǝɥʇ llɐ ¡uo ǝɯoɔ
˙ʎɐp ǝɥʇ s,ʎɐpoʇ
¡ʎɐpoʇ ʞɹoʍ ƃuıʇɹɐʇs ǝɹ,ǝʍ
˙pnoɹd os ɯ,ı
¡"ƃʍɐp" ʎpoqʎɹǝʌǝ llɐɔ puɐ ɥʇooʇ ploƃ ɐ ʇǝƃ ˙ɹǝddoɥssɐɹƃ ɐ ɥʇıʍ dn ʞɔɐɥs ˙ǝɐuuǝʇuɐ ʎɯ ǝʌɐɥs ˙xɐɹoɥʇ ʎɯ ǝɔɹǝıd ll,ı ǝqʎɐɯ
¡ǝʇɐɹqǝlǝɔ puɐ ʎǝuoɥ ǝɯos uǝdo s,ʇǝl
¡ooʇʇɐʇ ʇuɐ uɐ ʇǝƃ ɐuuoƃ ɯ,ı
˙ʍou ʇɥƃıɹ ƃuıɥʇʎuɐ ʎɐs plnoɔ ı
˙ǝʌɐɥ ı sʞɔıʇs ǝɥʇ ǝǝs noʎ llıʇ ʇıɐʍ
¡ǝɯ oʇ ƃuıuǝʇsıl s,ǝuo ou
¿ɹǝɹɹıʇs ɐ ǝq ɐuuoƃ ǝɹ,noʎ
¡ɹǝɹɹıʇs ǝɥʇ 'uos ɹno ˙ʎǝuoɥ oʇuı ƃuıoƃ ǝɹ,noʎ ¡ʎuunɟ ʇou ǝɹ,noʎ
˙ʎuunɟ ǝq oʇ ƃuıʎɹʇ ʇou ɯ,ı
˙sǝɯıʇǝɯos ʎuunɟ os ǝɹɐ noʎ 'ʎɹɹɐq
¡ʎǝuoɥ oʇuı oƃ oʇ sʇuɐʍ ǝɥ ǝɹns ʇou s,uos ɹnoʎ 'ʇǝuɐɾ
˙ɹǝƃuıʇs ɐ ɥʇıʍ ʎnƃ ɐ ɹoɟ qoɾ pɐq ɐ s,ʇɐɥʇ
¿slɐɯıuɐ uoollɐq ƃuıʞɐɯ 'ʇɐɥʍ ɟo ƃuıʞuıɥʇ ǝɹǝʍ noʎ
˙ǝɯ ɹoɟ ʇɥƃıɹ ʇ,usı ʇsnɾ plǝıɟ ʎǝuoɥ ǝɥʇ ǝqʎɐɯ
'ʇı ʇnoqɐ ʞuıɥʇ ı ǝɹoɯ ǝɥʇ 'pɐp 'ʍouʞ noʎ
˙ƃuıɥʇ lnɟıʇnɐǝq ɐ s,ʇı
˙ɯɥʇʎɥɹ ɐ oʇuı ɟlǝsɹnoʎ ʇǝƃ noʎ
˙punoɹɐ ʇı ɹıʇs noʎ puɐ 'punoɹɐ ʇı ǝʌoɯ ʇsnɾ noʎ puɐ 'ʞɔıʇs ʇɐɥʇ qɐɹƃ noʎ
˙ƃuıɹɹıʇs ʇnoqɐ noʎ llǝʇ ǝɯ ʇǝl 'uos
¿ʎɐp ʎɹǝʌǝ qoɾ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ƃuıop pǝɹoq ʇǝƃ ɹǝʌǝ noʎ op
˙ǝuo ʇǝƃ ʎluo noʎ ʇnq
˙sǝɔıoɥɔ ɟo ʇol ɐ s,ǝɹǝɥʇ 'llǝʍ
¿uı pǝʇsǝɹǝʇuı ǝɹ,noʎ ʇɐɥʍ ǝpıɔǝp noʎ
˙ǝɯ pǝsıɹdɹns noʎ 'pɐp
¡xǝuoɥ 'ʎǝɥ
˙suɐǝɯ 0090 ʇɐɥʍ uo spuǝdǝp llɐ ʇı ˙ǝq ʇɥƃıɯ ı
¿ɥƃnouǝ ǝǝq noʎ ǝɹɐ
¿ʎoq-ʎzznq 'ʞuıɥʇ noʎ op ʇɐɥʍ
˙ǝʇɐƃ-ɾ ʇɐ 0090 ƃuıoƃ ǝɹ,ǝʍ
¡ʇou ǝɹɐ noʎ
˙ɯɐ ı ǝqʎɐɯ
˙ʇı ɹoɟ dn ʇou ǝɹ,noʎ ǝqʎɐɯ ʇnq 'sn ɹoɟ dɯnɾ ǝlppnd ɐ
¡ʎɹɹɐq
¿ɥnɥ 'sǝlıɯ xıs
˙ʍoɹɹoɯoʇ ǝɹǝɥ ɯoɹɟ sǝlıɯ xıs ɥɔʇɐd ɹǝʍolɟuns ɐ ƃuıʇʇıɥ ǝɹ,ǝʍ
˙ʎʇsnƃ ˙ɥɐǝʎ
¿sǝpɐɹɯoɔ 'ʇı ʇ,usɐʍ 'ʎɐpoʇ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ʎʇsnƃ ǝlʇʇıl ɐ
˙ʇɐɥʇ ɥdɐɹƃoʇnɐ uɐɔ ı
˙sǝıʇıɹoɥʇnɐ ǝɥʇ ʇɹǝlɐ oʇ ƃuıʎɹʇ
¿sıɥʇ ƃuıɹnp ƃuıop noʎ ǝɹǝʍ ʇɐɥʍ
˙ʇno ɯıɥ ʞɔouʞ p,ı ʇɥƃnoɥʇ ɹǝʌǝu ı
¡ʎɯ 'ɥo
¡ǝɯ ƃuıddɐls sɐʍ ǝɥ 'ɹǝɥʇo ǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ puɐ 'ʇɐoɹɥʇ ʎɯ uo ʍɐd ɐ pɐɥ ǝɥ
¡ɯooɹɥsnɯ ɐ ʇsuıɐƃɐ ǝɯ pǝuuıd ɹɐǝq ɐ ǝɔuo ˙ɥɐǝʎ
˙ʞɔoɾ uǝllod ɐ ƃuıǝq snoɹǝƃuɐp ǝq ʇsnɯ ʇı
˙ɯǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ unɟ ǝʌɐɥ s,ʇǝl
˙sʎɹɹɐɥ ǝʌıɥ ɟo ǝldnoɔ
˙oʍʇ ǝsǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞool
˙ʇuɐʇsıp ˙ʇuɐʇsıp
¿ooʇ suısnoɔ ɹno ʎǝɥʇ ʇ,uǝɹɐ
¿sǝıpɐl ǝsoɥʇ
˙ʇı ƃuıɹɐǝʍ noʎ ǝǝs sǝıpɐl ǝɥʇ puɐ ʇı ƃuıɹɐǝʍ ǝɹ,noʎ ssǝlun ˙sdɐɥɹǝd
˙ʇı ɟo ɥɔnɯ ooʇ ǝʞɐɯ sǝǝq
˙loqɯʎs snʇɐʇs ɐ ʇsnɾ s,ʇı
˙ǝɯıʇǝɟıl ɐ uı ǝǝs llıʍ ı puɐ noʎ uɐɥʇ uǝllod ǝɹoɯ s,ʇɐɥʇ ˙ʞool
˙ʇɥƃıɹ
˙ʇɐɥʇ ɹoɟ pǝɹq ǝq oʇ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ ˙ʞɔoɾ uǝllod ɐ ǝq oʇ ǝpıɔǝp ʇsnɾ ʇ,uɐɔ noʎ
˙ʇɐɥʍ sʍouʞ oɥʍ ƃuıop 'ǝɹǝɥʍ sʍouʞ oɥʍ ƃuıʎlɟ 'ǝʌıɥ ǝɥʇ ǝpısʇno
˙pǝuuɐld ʇou s,ʎɐp ɹıǝɥʇ
˙ʍouʞ ʇ,uop ı
˙ǝɹǝʍ ʎǝɥʇ ǝɹǝɥʍ ɹǝpuoʍ ı
¡ʇı ǝʌol ı ¡ʇı ǝʌol ı ¡sʞɐǝɹɟ ʎʞs ǝɹ,noʎ
¡sɹǝʇsuoɯ ǝɹ,noʎ
¡ʇɐǝɹƃ pıp sʎnƃ noʎ
¡sʞɔoɾ 'ıɥ
¡sʞɔoɾ 'ʎǝɥ
˙ʞɔɐq ǝɯoɔ ʇ,uop ǝɯos ʇnq 'ɥɐǝʎ
˙ǝʌıɥ ǝɥʇ ǝpısʇno ǝʞıl s,ʇı ʇɐɥʍ ʍouʞ ʎǝɥʇ
˙ǝsolɔ sıɥʇ ɯǝɥʇ uǝǝs ɹǝʌǝu ǝʌ,ı
˙ʍoʍ
¡sʞɔoɾ uǝllod ǝɹɐ ǝsoɥʇ 'ʎǝɥ
˙ʇno ʇı ʞɔǝɥɔ ˙puoɔǝs ɐ ʇıɐʍ
˙ɥɔɐoɹddɐ uo ǝɔɹoɟ ɹɐʇɔǝu lɐʎoɹ ˙ǝʇɐƃ ǝɥʇ ɹɐǝlɔ ǝsɐǝld
˙ʇnoqɐ ƃuıʞlɐʇ ɯ,ı ʇɐɥʍ ʍouʞ noʎ ʇnq ˙ʍouʞ ʇ,uop ı
˙ǝldɯɐxǝ ǝuo ǝɯ ǝʌıƃ ¿ʇɐɥʍ ǝʞıl
¿ǝɹǝɥ llǝʍ ooʇ ǝlʇʇıl ɐ ʞɹoʍ sƃuıɥʇ ǝqʎɐɯ ʞuıɥʇ ɹǝʌǝ noʎ
˙ɥʇɹɐǝ uo ʎʇǝıɔos ƃuıuoıʇɔunɟ ʎlʇɔǝɟɹǝd ʇsoɯ ǝɥʇ ǝɹ,ǝʍ
˙sǝǝq ǝɹ,ǝʍ ¿ƃuıɥʇʎuɐ uoıʇsǝnb noʎ plnoʍ ʎɥʍ
¿ʇɐɥʇ sn ploʇ ǝʌɐɥ ɹǝʌǝu ʎǝɥʇ plnoɔ ʍoɥ 'ɯɐpɐ 'ʇnq
˙ǝɟıl uı uoısıɔǝp ǝuo ǝʞɐɯ oʇ ǝʌɐɥ ʎluo ǝʍ ʍou ˙pǝʌǝılǝɹ ɯ,ı
˙ǝʞɐɯ oʇ ǝʌɐɥ oʇ ǝɔıoɥɔ ǝuɐsuı uɐ s,ʇɐɥʇ
¿ɹǝʌǝɹoɟ qoɾ ǝuo
¿ʇɐɥʇ ʎɐs noʎ uɐɔ ʍoɥ
"¿ǝɔuǝɹǝɟɟıp ǝɥʇ s,ʇɐɥʍ"
¡puıɯ ʎɯ ʍǝlq ʇɐɥʇ ¡ʍoʍ
˙ʎɹʇ ǝɹns ll,ǝʍ
¿ɥʇɐǝp oʇ sn ʞɹoʍ ʇsnɾ ll,noʎ os
˙sɹɐǝʎ uoıllıɯ 72 uı ɟɟo ʎɐp ǝuo pɐɥ ʇ,uǝʌɐɥ 'sǝıɔǝds ɐ sɐ 'sǝǝq ʇɐɥʇ ʍouʞ oʇ ʎddɐɥ ǝq ll,noʎ
¿ǝɔuǝɹǝɟɟıp ǝɥʇ s,ʇɐɥʍ
˙ʇɐɥʇ ʍouʞ ʇ,upıp ı ¿ǝɟıl ɹnoʎ ɟo ʇsǝɹ ǝɥʇ qoɾ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ
˙ǝɟıl ɹnoʎ ɟo ʇsǝɹ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ʞɔıd noʎ qoɾ ǝɥʇ uı ʎɐʇs ll,noʎ ǝsnɐɔǝq ʎllnɟǝɹɐɔ ǝsooɥɔ ʇnq
˙ʇol ɐ suɐǝɯ 'llǝʍ ǝuop s,ʇı ɟı 'qoɾ llɐɯs ʎɹǝʌǝ ʇɐɥʇ ʍouʞ sǝǝq ʇnq
˙sǝuo llɐɯs ǝɹɐ sqoɾ ǝǝq ʇsoɯ ˙ǝsɹnoɔ ɟo
¿uɐɯlǝɹʞ ǝɥʇ uo ʞɹoʍ ǝuoʎuɐ uɐɔ
˙suoıllıɯ sn sǝʌɐs
˙ʇı ɹnod noʎ ɹǝʇɟɐ sƃuɐɥ ʇɐɥʇ ʎǝuoɥ ɟo puɐɹʇs ǝlʇʇıl ʇɐɥʇ sǝɥɔʇɐɔ
¿op ʇɐɥʇ sǝop ʇɐɥʍ
˙uɐɯlǝɹʞ ǝɥʇ 'ʇuǝɯǝɔuɐʌpɐ ʇsǝʇɐl ɹno ǝʌɐɥ ǝʍ ǝɹǝɥ
˙ɥƃnouǝ ʇou
¿sǝʞɐɯ ǝɥ ʞuıɥʇ noʎ op ʇɐɥʍ
˙ʎƃolouɥɔǝʇ ʇǝɯlǝɥ ʍǝu ɐ ƃuıʇsǝʇ-ssǝɹʇs ǝɹɐ sǝǝq ǝsǝɥʇ
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TheKiwiGamer69 commented Nov 22, 2023

BARRY BEE BENSON
What A Stunning Name For A Great Movie And Writing Piece

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fun `According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly  Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground  The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible  Yellow, black  Yellow, black  Yellow, black  Yellow, black  Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little  Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second  Hello? Barry? Adam? Can you believe this is happening? I can't  I'll pick you up  Looking sharp  Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those  Sorry  I'm excited  Here's the graduate  We're very proud of you, son  A perfect report card, all B's  Very proud  Ma! I got a thing going here  You got lint on your fuzz  Ow! That's me! Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000  Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! Hey, Adam  Hey, Barry  Is that fuzz gel? A little  Special day, graduation  Never thought I'd make it  Three days grade school, three days high school  Those were awkward  Three days college  I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive  You did come back different  Hi, Barry  Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good  Hear about Frankie? Yeah  You going to the funeral? No, I'm not going  Everybody knows, sting someone, you die  Don't waste it on a squirrel  Such a hothead  I guess he could have just gotten out of the way  I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day  That's why we don't need vacations  Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances  Well, Adam, today we are men  We are! Bee-men  Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell  Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9 15  That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick our job today? I heard it's just orientation  Heads up! Here we go  Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times  Wonder what it'll be like? A little scary  Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group  This is it! Wow  Wow  We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life  Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to The Hive  Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as    Honey! That girl was hot  She's my cousin! She is? Yes, we're all cousins  Right  You're right  At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence  These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology  What do you think he makes? Not enough  Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman  What does that do? Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it  Saves us millions  Can anyone work on the Krelman? Of course  Most bee jobs are small ones  But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot  But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life  The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that  What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years  So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try  Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make  I'm relieved  Now we only have to make one decision in life  But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees  We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth  You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example  I don't know  But you know what I'm talking about  Please clear the gate  Royal Nectar Force on approach  Wait a second  Check it out  Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! Wow  I've never seen them this close  They know what it's like outside The Hive  Yeah, but some don't come back  Hey, Jocks! Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! I wonder where they were  I don't know  Their day's not planned  Outside The Hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what  You can't just decide to be a Pollen Jock  You have to be bred for that  Right  Look  That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime  It's just a status symbol  Bees make too much of it  Perhaps  Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it  Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant  Distant  Look at these two  Couple of Hive Harrys  Let's have fun with them  It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock  Yeah  Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! Oh, my! I never thought I'd knock him out  What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities  I can autograph that  A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah  Gusty  We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow  Six miles, huh? Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it  Maybe I am  You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate  What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be  It all depends on what 0900 means  Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me  You decide what you're interested in? Well, there's a lot of choices  But you only get one  Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring  You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around  You get yourself into a rhythm  It's a beautiful thing  You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me  You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger  Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! Barry, you are so funny sometimes  I'm not trying to be funny  You're not funny! You're going into honey  Our son, the stirrer! You're gonna be a stirrer? No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have  I could say anything right now  I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax  Shave my antennae  Shack up with a grasshopper  Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud  We're starting work today! Today's the day  Come on! All the good jobs will be gone  Yeah, right  Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal    Is it still available? Hang on  Two left! One of them's yours! Congratulations! Step to the side  What'd you get? Picking crud out  Stellar! Wow! Couple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice  You want to go first? No, you go  Oh, my  What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think  Any chance of getting the Krelman? Sure, you're on  I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out  Wax monkey's always open  The Krelman opened up again  What happened? A bee died  Makes an opening  See? He's dead  Another dead one  Deady  Deadified  Two more dead  Dead from the neck up  Dead from the neck down  That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler  Barry, what do you think I should    Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine    What happened to you? Where are you? I'm going out  Out? Out where? Out there  Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life  You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in  If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today  Hey, guys  Look at that  Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted  It's OK, Lou  We're gonna take him up  Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here  Just initial that  Thank you  OK  You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain  So be careful  As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats  Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us  Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! That's awful  And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans!  All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah  Yeah, bring it on  Wind, check  Antennae, check  Nectar pack, check  Wings, check  Stinger, check  Scared out of my shorts, check  OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue  I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader, We have roses visual  Bring it around 30 degrees and hold  Roses! 30 degrees, roger  Bringing it around  Stand to the side, kid  It's got a bit of a kick  That is one nectar collector! Ever see pollination up close? No, sir  I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here  Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one  See that? It's a little bit of magic  That's amazing  Why do we do that? That's pollen power  More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us  Cool  I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow, Could be daisies, Don't we need those? Copy that visual  Wait  One of these flowers seems to be on the move  Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative  That was on the line! This is the coolest  What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color  It smells good  Not like a flower, but I like it  Yeah, fuzzy  Chemical-y  Careful, guys  It's a little grabby  My sweet lord of bees! Candy-brain, get off there! Problem! Guys! This could be bad  Affirmative  Very close  Gonna hurt  Mama's little boy  You are way out of position, rookie! Coming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers  Should we tell him? I think he knows  What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross  There's a bee in the car! Do something! I'm driving! Hi, bee  He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move  If you don't move, he won't sting you  Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow    the tension level out here is unbelievable  I gotta get home  Can't fly in rain  Can't fly in rain  Can't fly in rain  Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Check out my new resume  I made it into a fold-out brochure  You see? Folds out  Oh, no  More humans  I don't need this  What was that? Maybe this time  This time  This time  This time! This time! This    Drapes! That is diabolical  It's fantastic  It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies  What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that    kind of stuff  No wonder we shouldn't talk to them  They're out of their minds  When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say  There's the sun  Maybe that's a way out  I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it  I predicted global warming  I could feel it getting hotter  At first I thought it was just me  Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back  These are winter boots  Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I'm just saying all life has value  You don't know what he's capable of feeling  My brochure! There you go, little guy  I'm not scared of him It's an allergic thing   Put that on your resume brochure  My whole face could puff up  Make it one of your special skills  Knocking someone out is also a special skill  Right  Bye, Vanessa  Thanks  Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? Sure, Ken  You know, whatever  You could put carob chips on there  Bye  Supposed to be less calories  Bye  I gotta say something  She saved my life  I gotta say something  All right, here it goes  Nah  What would I say? I could really get in trouble  It's a bee law  You're not supposed to talk to a human  I can't believe I'm doing this  I've got to  Oh, I can't do it  Come on! No  Yes  No  Do it  I can't  How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good  Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I'm sorry  You're talking  Yes, I know  You're talking! I'm so sorry  No, it's OK  It's fine  I know I'm dreaming  But I don't recall going to bed  Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting  This is a bit of a surprise to me  I mean, you're a bee! I am  And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me  And if it wasn't for you    I had to thank you  It's just how I was raised  That was a little weird  I'm talking with a bee  Yeah  I'm talking to a bee  And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I'm grateful  I'll leave now  Wait! How did you learn to do that? What? The talking thing  Same way you did, I guess  "Mama, Dada, honey " You pick it up  That's very funny  Yeah  Bees are funny  If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with  Anyway    Can I    get you something? Like what? I don't know  I mean    I don't know  Coffee? I don't want to put you out  It's no trouble  It takes two minutes  It's just coffee  I hate to impose  Don't be ridiculous! Actually, I would love a cup  Hey, you want rum cake? I shouldn't  Have some  No, I can't  Come on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms  Where? These stripes don't help  You look great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion  Are you all right? No  He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison  He finally gets there  He runs up the steps into the church  The wedding is on  And he says, "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan  Why would I marry a watermelon?" Is that a bee joke? That's the kind of stuff we do  Yeah, different  So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don't know  I want to do my part for The Hive, but I can't do it the way they want  I know how you feel  You do? Sure  My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist  Really? My only interest is flowers  Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan  Anyway, if you look    There's my hive right there  See it? You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area  I lost a toe ring there once  Why do girls put rings on their toes? Why not? It's like putting a hat on your knee  Maybe I'll try that  You all right, ma'am? Oh, yeah  Fine  Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great  Thanks for the coffee  Yeah, it's no trouble  Sorry I couldn't finish it  If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life  Are you   ? Can I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb  Thanks! Yeah  All right  Well, then    I guess I'll see you around  Or not  OK, Barry  And thank you so much again    for before  Oh, that? That was nothing  Well, not nothing, but    Anyway    This can't possibly work  He's all set to go  We may as well try it  OK, Dave, pull the chute  Sounds amazing  It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life  Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy  They talk crazy  They eat crazy giant things  They drive crazy  Do they try and kill you, like on TV? Some of them  But some of them don't  How'd you get back? Poodle  You did it, and I'm glad  You saw whatever you wanted to see  You had your "experience " Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal  Well    Well? Well, I met someone  You did? Was she Bee-ish? A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! No, no, no, not a wasp  Spider? I'm not attracted to spiders  I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all  I can't get by that face  So who is she? She's    human  No, no  That's a bee law  You wouldn't break a bee law  Her name's Vanessa  Oh, boy  She's so nice  And she's a florist! Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! We're not dating  You're flying outside The Hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me  This is over! Eat this  This is not over! What was that? They call it a crumb  It was so stingin' stripey! And that's not what they eat  That's what falls off what they eat! You know what a Cinnabon is? No  It's bread and cinnamon and frosting  They heat it up    Sit down!    really hot! Listen to me! We are not them! We're us  There's us and there's them! Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There's no yearning  Stop yearning  Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend  Thinking bee! Thinking bee  Thinking bee  Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! There he is  He's in the pool  You know what your problem is, Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? It's been three days! Why aren't you working? I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about  What life? You have no life! You have no job  You're barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry, come out  Your father's talking to you  Martin, would you talk to him? Barry, I'm talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead  I'll catch up  Don't be too long  Watch this! Vanessa! We're still here  I told you not to yell at him  He doesn't respond to yelling! Then why yell at me? Because you don't listen! I'm not listening to this  Sorry, I've gotta go  Where are you going? I'm meeting a friend  A girl? Is this why you can't decide? Bye  I just hope she's Bee-ish  They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream! Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering  A tournament  Do the roses compete in athletic events? No  All right, I've got one  How come you don't fly everywhere? It's exhausting  Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster  Yeah, OK, I see, I see  All right, your turn  TiVo  You can just freeze live TV? That's insane! You don't have that? We have Hivo, but it's a disease  It's a horrible, horrible disease  Oh, my  Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks  We try not to sting  It's usually fatal for us  So you have to watch your temper  Very carefully  You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out  Work through it like any emotion  Anger, jealousy, lust  Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah  What is wrong with you?! It's a bug  He's not bothering anybody  Get out of here, you creep! What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? Yeah, it was  How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages  Seventy-five is pretty much our limit  You've really got that down to a science  I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue  I'll bet  What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? cute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? Is he that actor? I never heard of him  Why is this here? For people  We eat it  You don't have enough food of your own? Well, yes  How do you get it? Bees make it  I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, stirring  You need a whole Krelman thing! It's organic  It's our-ganic! It's just honey, Barry  Just what?! Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools,hospitals! This is all we have! And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this  I'm getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey, Hector  You almost done? Almost  He is here  I sense it  Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around  You're busted, box boy! I knew I heard something  So you can talk! I can talk  And now you'll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier? I don't understand  I thought we were friends  The last thing we want to do is upset bees! You're too late! It's ours now! You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Crazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them  And now they're on the road to nowhere! Just keep still  What? You're not dead? Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves  Where you headed? To Honey Farms  I am onto something huge here  I'm going to Alaska  Moose blood, crazy stuff  Blows your head off! I'm going to Tacoma  And you? He really is dead  All right  Uh-oh! What is that?! Oh, no! A wiper! Triple blade! Triple blade? Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! From NPR News in Washington, I'm Carl Kasell  But don't kill no more bugs! Bee! Moose blood guy!! You hear something? Like what? Like tiny screaming  Turn off the radio  Whassup, bee boy? Hey, Blood  Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see  Wow! I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it  I mean, that honey's ours  Bees hang tight  We're all jammed in  It's a close community  Not us, man  We on our own  Every mosquito on his own  What if you get in trouble? You a mosquito, you in trouble  Nobody likes us  They just smack  See a mosquito, smack, smack! At least you're out in the world  You must meet girls  Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly  Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito  You got to be kidding me! Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee! Hey, guys! Mooseblood! I knew I'd catch y'all down here  Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit  What is this place? A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead  They are pinheads! Pinhead  Check out the new smoker  Oh, sweet  That's the one you want  The Thomas 3000! Smoker? Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic  Twice the nicotine, all the tar  A couple breaths of this knocks them right out  They make the honey, and we make the money  "They make the honey, and we make the money"? Oh, my! What's going on? Are you OK? Yeah  It doesn't last too long  Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here  We had no choice  This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen! What is this? Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey  Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something  Oh, Barry, stop  Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor  Do these look like rumors? That's a conspiracy theory  These are obviously doctored photos  How did you get mixed up in this? He's been talking to humans  What? Talking to humans?! He has a human girlfriend  And they make out! Make out? Barry! We do not  You wish you could  Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonio  Those crazy legs kept me up all night  Barry, this is what you want to do with your life? I want to do it for all our lives  Nobody works harder than bees! Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring  You couldn't stop  I remember that  What right do they have to our honey? We live on two cups a year  They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! Even if it's true, what can one bee do? Sting them where it really hurts  In the face! The eye! That would hurt  No  Up the nose? That's a killer  There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters  Hive at Five, The Hive's only full-hour action news source  No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk  Weather with Storm Stinger  Sports with Buzz Larvi  And Jeanette Chung  Good evening  I'm Bob Bumble  And I'm Jeanette Ohung  A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally! Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, classy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon  Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson  Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from The Hive  I can't do this"? Bees have never been afraid to change the world  What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans  We were thinking of stickball or candy stores  How old are you? The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century  You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too  It's a common name  Next week    He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots    Next week    Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em  Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live  Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish  In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! It was my grandmother, Ken  She's 81  Honey, her backhand's a joke! I'm not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet, please  Actual work going on here  Is that that same bee? Yes, it is! I'm helping him sue the human race  Hello  Hello, bee  This is Ken  Yeah, I remember you  Timberland, size ten and a half  Vibram sole, I believe  Why does he talk again? Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working  But it's our yogurt night! Bye-bye  Why is yogurt night so difficult?! You poor thing  You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help  Frosting    How many sugars? Just one  I try not to use the competition  So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities  And it takes my mind off the shop  Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now  Those are great, if you're three  And artificial flowers  Oh, those just get me psychotic! Yeah, me too  Bent stingers, pointless pollination  Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done  Maybe this could make up for it a little bit  This lawsuit's a pretty big deal  I guess  You sure you want to go through with it? Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty! It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak  What have we gotten into here, Barry? It's pretty big, isn't it? I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day  You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade  What's the matter? I don't know, I just got a chill  Well, if it isn't the bee team  You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding  All right  Case number 4475, Superior Court of New York, Barry Bee Benson v  the Honey Industry is now in session  Mr  Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively? A privilege  Mr  Benson    you're representing all the bees of the world? I'm kidding  Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed  Mr  Montgomery, your opening statement, please  Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman  Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us  If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr  Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean  I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Cloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids! Mr  Benson? Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here  I'm just an ordinary bee  Honey's pretty important to me  It's important to all bees  We invented it! We make it  And we protect it with our lives  Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys! I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are! I wish he'd dress like that all the time  So nice! Call your first witness  So, Mr  Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have  I suppose so  I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron! Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms  Beekeeper  I find that to be a very disturbing term  I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you? No  I couldn't hear you  No  No  Because you don't free bees  You keep bees  Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey  They're very lovable creatures  Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear  You mean like this? Bears kill bees! How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough  Take him away  So, Mr  Sting, thank you for being here  Your name intrigues me  Where have I heard it before? I was with a band called The Police  But you've never been a police officer, have you? No, I haven't  No, you haven't  And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name  Oh, please  Have you ever been stung, Mr  Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting  Or should I say    Mr  Gordon M  Sumner! That's not his real name?! You idiots! Mr  Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005  Thank you  Thank you  I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow  I enjoy what I do  Is that a crime? Not yet it isn't  But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir? Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now! This isn't a goodfella  This is a badfella! Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?! Order in this court! You're all thinking it! Order! Order, I say! Say it! Mr  Liotta, please sit down! I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that  I think the jury's on our side  Are we doing everything right, legally? I'm a florist  Right  Well, here's to a great team  To a great team! Well, hello  Ken! Hello  I didn't think you were coming  No, I was just late I tried to call, but    the battery  I didn't want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry  Luckily, he was free  Oh, that was lucky  There's a little left  I could heat it up  Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever  So I hear you're quite a tennis player  I'm not much for the game myself  The ball's a little grabby  That's where I usually sit  Right    there  Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill  You think I don't see what you're doing? I know how hard it is to find the right job  We have that in common  Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out  That's just what I was thinking about doing  Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz  I hope that was all right  I'm going to drain the old stinger  Yeah, you do that  Look at that  You know, I've just about had it with your little Mind Games  What's that? Italian Vogue  Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages  A lot of ads  Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine? Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here! I love the smell of flowers  How do you like the smell of flames?! Not as much  Water bug! Not taking sides! Ken, I'm wearing a Chapstick hat! This is pathetic! I've got issues! Well, well, well, a royal flush! You're bluffing  Am I? Surf's up, dude! Poo water! That bowl is gnarly  Except for those dirty yellow rings! Kenneth! What are you doing?! You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it! We need to talk! He's just a little bee! And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time! Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life?  No, but there are other things bugging me in life  And you're one of them! Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night    My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster! Goodbye, Ken  And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man! I'm sorry about all that  I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it! I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me  I couldn't overcome it  Oh, well  Are you OK for the trial? I believe Mr  Montgomery is about out of ideas  We would like to call Mr  Barry Benson Bee to the stand  Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers    Yeah  Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over  Don't worry  The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees  You got the tweezers? Are you allergic? Only to losing, son  Only to losing  Mr  Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know  What exactly is your relationship to that woman? We're friends  Good friends? Yes  How good? Do you live together? Wait a minute    Are you her little    bedbug? I've seen a bee documentary or two  From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children? Yeah, but    So those aren't your real parents! Oh, Barry    Yes, they are! Hold me back! You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson? He's denouncing bees! Don't y'all date your cousins? Objection! I'm going to pincushion this guy! Adam, don't! It's what he wants! Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit! Order! Order! The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way! Adam, stay with me  I can't feel my legs  What Angel of Mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? I will have order in this court  Order! Order, please! The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed Turn Against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T  Montgomery  Hey, buddy  Hey  Is there much pain? Yeah  I    I blew the whole case, didn't I? It doesn't matter  What matters is you're alive  You could have died  I'd be better off dead  Look at me  They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich  Look, there's a little celery still on it  What was it like to sting someone? I can't explain it  It was all    All adrenaline and then   and then ecstasy! All right  You think it was all a trap? Of course  I'm sorry  I flew us right into this  What were we thinking? Look at us  We're just a couple of bugs in this world  What will the humans do to us if they win? I don't know  I hear they put the roaches in motels  That doesn't sound so bad  Adam, they check in, but they don't check out! Oh, my  Could you get a nurse to close that window? Why? The smoke  Bees don't smoke  Right  Bees don't smoke  Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking  That's it! That's our case! It is? It's not over? Get dressed  I've gotta go somewhere  Get back to the court and stall  Stall any way you can  And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub  Mr  Flayman  Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Where is the rest of your team? Well, Your Honor, it's interesting  Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time  I actually heard a funny story about    Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses  I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case! Mr  Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Mr  Montgomery's motion  But you can't! We have a terrific case  Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gun! Hold it, Your Honor! You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun  What is that? It's a bee smoker! What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee  Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? What are we gonna do? He's playing the species card  Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the bees! Vanessa, we won! I knew you could do it! High-five! Sorry  I'm OK! You know what this means? All the honey will finally belong to the bees  Now we won't have to work so hard all the time  This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson  You'll regret this  Barry, how much honey is out there? All right  One at a time  Barry, who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants  What if Montgomery's right? What do you mean? We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years  Congratulations on your victory  What will you demand as a settlement? First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps  Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop  We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine  We're all aware of what they do in the woods  Wait for my signal  Take him out  He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine  And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames    But it's just a prance-about stage name!    unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments  Can't breathe  Bring it in, boys! Hold it right there! Good  Tap it  Mr  Buzzwell, we just passed three cups and there's gallons more coming! I think we need to shut down! Shut down? We've never shut down  Shut down honey production! Stop making honey! Turn your key, sir! What do we do now? Cannonball! We're shutting honey production! Mission abort  Aborting pollination and nectar detail  Returning to base  Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there  Oh, yeah? What's going on? Where is everybody? Are they out celebrating? They're home  They don't know what to do  Laying out, sleeping in  I heard your Uncle Carl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket  At least we got our honey back  Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't? It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it  This was my new desk  This was my new job  I wanted to do it really well  And now    Now I can't  I don't understand why they're not happy  I thought their lives would be better! They're doing nothing  It's amazing  Honey really changes people  You don't have any idea what's going on, do you? What did you want to show me? This  What happened here? That is not the half of it  Oh, no  Oh, my  They're all wilting  Doesn't look very good, does it? No  And whose fault do you think that is? You know, I'm gonna guess bees  Bees? Specifically, me  I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things  It's not just flowers  Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees  That's our whole SAT test right there  Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom  And then, of course    The human species? So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn't it? I know this is also partly my fault  How about a suicide pact? How do we do it? I'll sting you, you step on me  That just kills you twice  Right, right  Listen, Barry    sorry, but I gotta get going  I had to open my mouth and talk  Vanessa? Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena  They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying  It's the Last Chance I'll ever have to see it  Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry  I never meant it to turn out like this  I know  Me neither  Tournament of Roses  Roses can't do sports  Wait a minute  Roses  Roses? Roses! Vanessa! Roses?! Barry? Roses are flowers! Yes, they are  Flowers, bees, pollen! I know  That's why this is the last parade  Maybe not  Could you ask him to slow down? Could you slow down? Barry! OK, I made a huge mistake  This is a total disaster, all my fault  Yes, it kind of is  I've ruined the planet  I wanted to help you with the flower shop  I've made it worse  Actually, it's completely closed down  I thought maybe you were remodeling  But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined  I don't want to hear it! All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen  I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park  All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got  Bees  Park  Pollen! Flowers  Repollination! Across the nation! Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, California  They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy  Security will be tight  I have an idea  Vanessa Bloome, FTD  Official floral business  It's real  Sorry, ma'am  Nice brooch  Thank you  It was a gift  Once inside, we just pick the right float  How about The Princess and the Pea? I could be the princess, and you could be the pea! Yes, I got it  Where should I sit? What are you? I believe I'm the pea  The pea? It goes under the mattresses  Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart  I'm getting the marshal  You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco! Let's see what this baby'll do  Hey, what are you doing?! Then all we do is blend in with traffic    without arousing suspicion  Once at the airport, there's no stopping us  Stop! Security  You and your insect pack your float? Yes  Has it been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes? Remove your stinger  It's part of me  I know  Just having some fun  Enjoy your flight  Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job  Can you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job! I think this is gonna work  It's got to work  Attention, passengers, this is Captain Scott  We have a bit of bad weather in New York  It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay  Barry, these are cut flowers with no water  They'll never make it  I gotta get up there and talk to them  Be careful  Can I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer  Captain, I'm in a real situation  What'd you say, Hal? Nothing  Bee! Don't freak out! My entire species    What are you doing? Wait a minute! I'm an attorney! Who's an attorney? Don't move  Oh, Barry  Good afternoon, passengers  This is your captain  Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry! What happened here? There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded  One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious! Is that another bee joke? No! No one's flying the plane! This is JFK control tower, Flight 356  What's your status? This is Vanessa Bloome  I'm a florist from New York  Where's the pilot? He's unconscious, and so is the copilot  Not good  Does anyone onboard have flight experience? As a matter of fact, there is  Who's that? Barry Benson  From the honey trial?! Oh, great  Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee  It's got giant wings, huge engines  I can't fly a plane  Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot? Yes  How hard could it be? Wait, Barry! We're headed into some lightning  This is Bob Bumble  We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing  Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory    That's Barry!    is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew  Flowers?! We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience  Just a minute  There's a bee on that plane  I'm quite familiar with Mr  Benson and his no-account compadres  They've done enough damage  But isn't he your only hope? Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all  Their wings are too small    Haven't we heard this a million times? "The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense " Get this on the air! Got it  Stand by  We're going live  The way we work may be a mystery to you  Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs  But let me tell you about a small job  If you do it well, it makes a big difference  More than we realized  To us, to everyone  That's why I want to get bees back to working together  That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O  We get behind a fellow  Black and yellow! Hello! Left, right, down, hover  Hover? Forget hover  This isn't so hard  Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Barry, what happened?! Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time  That may have been helping me  And now we're not! So it turns out I cannot fly a plane  All of you, let's get behind this fellow! Move it out! Move out! Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, you copy me with the wings of the plane! Don't have to yell  I'm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble  It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice! It's not a tone  I'm panicking! I can't do this! Vanessa, pull yourself together  You have to snap out of it! You snap out of it  You snap out of it  You snap out of it! You snap out of it! You snap out of it! You snap out of it! You snap out of it! You snap out of it! Hold it! Why? Come on, it's my turn  How is the plane flying? I don't know  Hello? Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there? The Pollen Jocks! They do get behind a fellow  Black and yellow  Hello  All right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop  Where? I can't see anything  Can you? No, nothing  It's all cloudy  Come on  You got to think bee, Barry  Thinking bee  Thinking bee  Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Wait a minute  I think I'm feeling something  What? I don't know  It's strong, pulling me  Like a 27-million-year-old instinct  Bring the nose down  Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! What in the world is on the tarmac? Get some lights on that! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Vanessa, aim for the flower  OK  Cut the engines  We're going in on bee power  Ready, boys? Affirmative! Good  Good  Easy, now  That's it  Land on that flower! Ready? Full reverse! Spin it around! Not that flower! The other one! Which one? That flower  I'm aiming at the flower! That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt  I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees! Pull forward  Nose down  Tail up  Rotate around it  This is insane, Barry! This's the only way I know how to fly  Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern? Get your nose in there  Don't be afraid  Smell it  Full reverse! Just drop it  Be a part of it  Aim for the center! Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman! Come on, already  Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly! Yes  No high-five! Right  Barry, it worked! Did you see the giant flower? What giant flower? Where? Of course I saw the flower! That was genius! Thank you  But we're not done yet  Listen, everyone! This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth  That means this is our Last Chance  We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this  If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say? Are we going to be bees, or just Museum of Natural History keychains? We're bees! Keychain! Then follow me! Except Keychain  Hold on, Barry  Here  You've earned this  Yeah! I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit  All I gotta do are the sleeves  Oh, yeah  That's our Barry  Mom! The bees are back! If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time  I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight! Here's your change  Have a great afternoon! Can I help who's next? Would you like some honey with that? It is bee-approved  Don't forget these  Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me   And I don't see a nickel! Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat! I had no idea  Barry, I'm sorry  Have you got a moment? Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate will help you  Sorry I'm late  He's a lawyer too? I was already a blood-sucking parasite  All I needed was a briefcase  Have a great afternoon! Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can't get them anywhere  No problem, Vannie  Just leave it to me  You're a lifesaver, Barry  Can I help who's next? All right, scramble, jocks! It's time to fly  Thank you, Barry! That bee is living my life! Let it go, Kenny  When will this nightmare end?! Let it all go  Beautiful day to fly  Sure is  Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office  You have got to start thinking bee, my friend  Thinking bee! Me? Hold it  Let's just stop for a second  Hold it  I'm sorry  I'm sorry, everyone  Can we stop here? I'm not making a major life decision during a production number! All right  Take ten, everybody  Wrap it up, guys  I had virtually no rehearsal for that `() {
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    `According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly  Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground  The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible  Yellow, black  Yellow, black  Yellow, black  Yellow, black  Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little  Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second  Hello? Barry? Adam? Can you believe this is happening? I can't  I'll pick you up  Looking sharp  Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those  Sorry  I'm excited  Here's the graduate  We're very proud of you, son  A perfect report card, all B's  Very proud  Ma! I got a thing going here  You got lint on your fuzz  Ow! That's me! Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000  Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! Hey, Adam  Hey, Barry  Is that fuzz gel? A little  Special day, graduation  Never thought I'd make it  Three days grade school, three days high school  Those were awkward  Three days college  I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive  You did come back different  Hi, Barry  Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good  Hear about Frankie? Yeah  You going to the funeral? No, I'm not going  Everybody knows, sting someone, you die  Don't waste it on a squirrel  Such a hothead  I guess he could have just gotten out of the way  I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day  That's why we don't need vacations  Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances  Well, Adam, today we are men  We are! Bee-men  Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell  Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9 15  That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick our job today? I heard it's just orientation  Heads up! Here we go  Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times  Wonder what it'll be like? A little scary  Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group  This is it! Wow  Wow  We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life  Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to The Hive  Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as    Honey! That girl was hot  She's my cousin! She is? Yes, we're all cousins  Right  You're right  At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence  These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology  What do you think he makes? Not enough  Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman  What does that do? Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it  Saves us millions  Can anyone work on the Krelman? Of course  Most bee jobs are small ones  But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot  But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life  The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that  What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years  So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try  Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make  I'm relieved  Now we only have to make one decision in life  But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees  We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth  You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example  I don't know  But you know what I'm talking about  Please clear the gate  Royal Nectar Force on approach  Wait a second  Check it out  Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! Wow  I've never seen them this close  They know what it's like outside The Hive  Yeah, but some don't come back  Hey, Jocks! Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! I wonder where they were  I don't know  Their day's not planned  Outside The Hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what  You can't just decide to be a Pollen Jock  You have to be bred for that  Right  Look  That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime  It's just a status symbol  Bees make too much of it  Perhaps  Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it  Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant  Distant  Look at these two  Couple of Hive Harrys  Let's have fun with them  It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock  Yeah  Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! Oh, my! I never thought I'd knock him out  What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities  I can autograph that  A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah  Gusty  We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow  Six miles, huh? Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it  Maybe I am  You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate  What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be  It all depends on what 0900 means  Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me  You decide what you're interested in? Well, there's a lot of choices  But you only get one  Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring  You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around  You get yourself into a rhythm  It's a beautiful thing  You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me  You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger  Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! Barry, you are so funny sometimes  I'm not trying to be funny  You're not funny! You're going into honey  Our son, the stirrer! You're gonna be a stirrer? No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have  I could say anything right now  I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax  Shave my antennae  Shack up with a grasshopper  Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud  We're starting work today! Today's the day  Come on! All the good jobs will be gone  Yeah, right  Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal    Is it still available? Hang on  Two left! One of them's yours! Congratulations! Step to the side  What'd you get? Picking crud out  Stellar! Wow! Couple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice  You want to go first? No, you go  Oh, my  What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think  Any chance of getting the Krelman? Sure, you're on  I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out  Wax monkey's always open  The Krelman opened up again  What happened? A bee died  Makes an opening  See? He's dead  Another dead one  Deady  Deadified  Two more dead  Dead from the neck up  Dead from the neck down  That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler  Barry, what do you think I should    Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine    What happened to you? Where are you? I'm going out  Out? Out where? Out there  Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life  You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in  If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today  Hey, guys  Look at that  Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted  It's OK, Lou  We're gonna take him up  Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here  Just initial that  Thank you  OK  You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain  So be careful  As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats  Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us  Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! That's awful  And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans!  All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah  Yeah, bring it on  Wind, check  Antennae, check  Nectar pack, check  Wings, check  Stinger, check  Scared out of my shorts, check  OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue  I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader, We have roses visual  Bring it around 30 degrees and hold  Roses! 30 degrees, roger  Bringing it around  Stand to the side, kid  It's got a bit of a kick  That is one nectar collector! Ever see pollination up close? No, sir  I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here  Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one  See that? It's a little bit of magic  That's amazing  Why do we do that? That's pollen power  More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us  Cool  I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow, Could be daisies, Don't we need those? Copy that visual  Wait  One of these flowers seems to be on the move  Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative  That was on the line! This is the coolest  What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color  It smells good  Not like a flower, but I like it  Yeah, fuzzy  Chemical-y  Careful, guys  It's a little grabby  My sweet lord of bees! Candy-brain, get off there! Problem! Guys! This could be bad  Affirmative  Very close  Gonna hurt  Mama's little boy  You are way out of position, rookie! Coming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers  Should we tell him? I think he knows  What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross  There's a bee in the car! Do something! I'm driving! Hi, bee  He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move  If you don't move, he won't sting you  Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow    the tension level out here is unbelievable  I gotta get home  Can't fly in rain  Can't fly in rain  Can't fly in rain  Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Check out my new resume  I made it into a fold-out brochure  You see? Folds out  Oh, no  More humans  I don't need this  What was that? Maybe this time  This time  This time  This time! This time! This    Drapes! That is diabolical  It's fantastic  It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies  What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that    kind of stuff  No wonder we shouldn't talk to them  They're out of their minds  When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say  There's the sun  Maybe that's a way out  I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it  I predicted global warming  I could feel it getting hotter  At first I thought it was just me  Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back  These are winter boots  Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I'm just saying all life has value  You don't know what he's capable of feeling  My brochure! There you go, little guy  I'm not scared of him It's an allergic thing   Put that on your resume brochure  My whole face could puff up  Make it one of your special skills  Knocking someone out is also a special skill  Right  Bye, Vanessa  Thanks  Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? Sure, Ken  You know, whatever  You could put carob chips on there  Bye  Supposed to be less calories  Bye  I gotta say something  She saved my life  I gotta say something  All right, here it goes  Nah  What would I say? I could really get in trouble  It's a bee law  You're not supposed to talk to a human  I can't believe I'm doing this  I've got to  Oh, I can't do it  Come on! No  Yes  No  Do it  I can't  How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good  Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I'm sorry  You're talking  Yes, I know  You're talking! I'm so sorry  No, it's OK  It's fine  I know I'm dreaming  But I don't recall going to bed  Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting  This is a bit of a surprise to me  I mean, you're a bee! I am  And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me  And if it wasn't for you    I had to thank you  It's just how I was raised  That was a little weird  I'm talking with a bee  Yeah  I'm talking to a bee  And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I'm grateful  I'll leave now  Wait! How did you learn to do that? What? The talking thing  Same way you did, I guess  "Mama, Dada, honey " You pick it up  That's very funny  Yeah  Bees are funny  If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with  Anyway    Can I    get you something? Like what? I don't know  I mean    I don't know  Coffee? I don't want to put you out  It's no trouble  It takes two minutes  It's just coffee  I hate to impose  Don't be ridiculous! Actually, I would love a cup  Hey, you want rum cake? I shouldn't  Have some  No, I can't  Come on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms  Where? These stripes don't help  You look great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion  Are you all right? No  He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison  He finally gets there  He runs up the steps into the church  The wedding is on  And he says, "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan  Why would I marry a watermelon?" Is that a bee joke? That's the kind of stuff we do  Yeah, different  So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don't know  I want to do my part for The Hive, but I can't do it the way they want  I know how you feel  You do? Sure  My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist  Really? My only interest is flowers  Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan  Anyway, if you look    There's my hive right there  See it? You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area  I lost a toe ring there once  Why do girls put rings on their toes? Why not? It's like putting a hat on your knee  Maybe I'll try that  You all right, ma'am? Oh, yeah  Fine  Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great  Thanks for the coffee  Yeah, it's no trouble  Sorry I couldn't finish it  If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life  Are you   ? Can I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb  Thanks! Yeah  All right  Well, then    I guess I'll see you around  Or not  OK, Barry  And thank you so much again    for before  Oh, that? That was nothing  Well, not nothing, but    Anyway    This can't possibly work  He's all set to go  We may as well try it  OK, Dave, pull the chute  Sounds amazing  It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life  Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy  They talk crazy  They eat crazy giant things  They drive crazy  Do they try and kill you, like on TV? Some of them  But some of them don't  How'd you get back? Poodle  You did it, and I'm glad  You saw whatever you wanted to see  You had your "experience " Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal  Well    Well? Well, I met someone  You did? Was she Bee-ish? A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! No, no, no, not a wasp  Spider? I'm not attracted to spiders  I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all  I can't get by that face  So who is she? She's    human  No, no  That's a bee law  You wouldn't break a bee law  Her name's Vanessa  Oh, boy  She's so nice  And she's a florist! Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! We're not dating  You're flying outside The Hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me  This is over! Eat this  This is not over! What was that? They call it a crumb  It was so stingin' stripey! And that's not what they eat  That's what falls off what they eat! You know what a Cinnabon is? No  It's bread and cinnamon and frosting  They heat it up    Sit down!    really hot! Listen to me! We are not them! We're us  There's us and there's them! Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There's no yearning  Stop yearning  Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend  Thinking bee! Thinking bee  Thinking bee  Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! There he is  He's in the pool  You know what your problem is, Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? It's been three days! Why aren't you working? I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about  What life? You have no life! You have no job  You're barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry, come out  Your father's talking to you  Martin, would you talk to him? Barry, I'm talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead  I'll catch up  Don't be too long  Watch this! Vanessa! We're still here  I told you not to yell at him  He doesn't respond to yelling! Then why yell at me? Because you don't listen! I'm not listening to this  Sorry, I've gotta go  Where are you going? I'm meeting a friend  A girl? Is this why you can't decide? Bye  I just hope she's Bee-ish  They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream! Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering  A tournament  Do the roses compete in athletic events? No  All right, I've got one  How come you don't fly everywhere? It's exhausting  Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster  Yeah, OK, I see, I see  All right, your turn  TiVo  You can just freeze live TV? That's insane! You don't have that? We have Hivo, but it's a disease  It's a horrible, horrible disease  Oh, my  Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks  We try not to sting  It's usually fatal for us  So you have to watch your temper  Very carefully  You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out  Work through it like any emotion  Anger, jealousy, lust  Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah  What is wrong with you?! It's a bug  He's not bothering anybody  Get out of here, you creep! What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? Yeah, it was  How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages  Seventy-five is pretty much our limit  You've really got that down to a science  I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue  I'll bet  What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? cute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? Is he that actor? I never heard of him  Why is this here? For people  We eat it  You don't have enough food of your own? Well, yes  How do you get it? Bees make it  I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, stirring  You need a whole Krelman thing! It's organic  It's our-ganic! It's just honey, Barry  Just what?! Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools,hospitals! This is all we have! And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this  I'm getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey, Hector  You almost done? Almost  He is here  I sense it  Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around  You're busted, box boy! I knew I heard something  So you can talk! I can talk  And now you'll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier? I don't understand  I thought we were friends  The last thing we want to do is upset bees! You're too late! It's ours now! You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Crazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them  And now they're on the road to nowhere! Just keep still  What? You're not dead? Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves  Where you headed? To Honey Farms  I am onto something huge here  I'm going to Alaska  Moose blood, crazy stuff  Blows your head off! I'm going to Tacoma  And you? He really is dead  All right  Uh-oh! What is that?! Oh, no! A wiper! Triple blade! Triple blade? Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! From NPR News in Washington, I'm Carl Kasell  But don't kill no more bugs! Bee! Moose blood guy!! You hear something? Like what? Like tiny screaming  Turn off the radio  Whassup, bee boy? Hey, Blood  Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see  Wow! I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it  I mean, that honey's ours  Bees hang tight  We're all jammed in  It's a close community  Not us, man  We on our own  Every mosquito on his own  What if you get in trouble? You a mosquito, you in trouble  Nobody likes us  They just smack  See a mosquito, smack, smack! At least you're out in the world  You must meet girls  Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly  Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito  You got to be kidding me! Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee! Hey, guys! Mooseblood! I knew I'd catch y'all down here  Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit  What is this place? A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead  They are pinheads! Pinhead  Check out the new smoker  Oh, sweet  That's the one you want  The Thomas 3000! Smoker? Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic  Twice the nicotine, all the tar  A couple breaths of this knocks them right out  They make the honey, and we make the money  "They make the honey, and we make the money"? Oh, my! What's going on? Are you OK? Yeah  It doesn't last too long  Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here  We had no choice  This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen! What is this? Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey  Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something  Oh, Barry, stop  Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor  Do these look like rumors? That's a conspiracy theory  These are obviously doctored photos  How did you get mixed up in this? He's been talking to humans  What? Talking to humans?! He has a human girlfriend  And they make out! Make out? Barry! We do not  You wish you could  Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonio  Those crazy legs kept me up all night  Barry, this is what you want to do with your life? I want to do it for all our lives  Nobody works harder than bees! Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring  You couldn't stop  I remember that  What right do they have to our honey? We live on two cups a year  They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! Even if it's true, what can one bee do? Sting them where it really hurts  In the face! The eye! That would hurt  No  Up the nose? That's a killer  There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters  Hive at Five, The Hive's only full-hour action news source  No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk  Weather with Storm Stinger  Sports with Buzz Larvi  And Jeanette Chung  Good evening  I'm Bob Bumble  And I'm Jeanette Ohung  A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally! Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, classy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon  Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson  Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from The Hive  I can't do this"? Bees have never been afraid to change the world  What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans  We were thinking of stickball or candy stores  How old are you? The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century  You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too  It's a common name  Next week    He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots    Next week    Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em  Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live  Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish  In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! It was my grandmother, Ken  She's 81  Honey, her backhand's a joke! I'm not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet, please  Actual work going on here  Is that that same bee? Yes, it is! I'm helping him sue the human race  Hello  Hello, bee  This is Ken  Yeah, I remember you  Timberland, size ten and a half  Vibram sole, I believe  Why does he talk again? Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working  But it's our yogurt night! Bye-bye  Why is yogurt night so difficult?! You poor thing  You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help  Frosting    How many sugars? Just one  I try not to use the competition  So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities  And it takes my mind off the shop  Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now  Those are great, if you're three  And artificial flowers  Oh, those just get me psychotic! Yeah, me too  Bent stingers, pointless pollination  Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done  Maybe this could make up for it a little bit  This lawsuit's a pretty big deal  I guess  You sure you want to go through with it? Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty! It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak  What have we gotten into here, Barry? It's pretty big, isn't it? I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day  You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade  What's the matter? I don't know, I just got a chill  Well, if it isn't the bee team  You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding  All right  Case number 4475, Superior Court of New York, Barry Bee Benson v  the Honey Industry is now in session  Mr  Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively? A privilege  Mr  Benson    you're representing all the bees of the world? I'm kidding  Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed  Mr  Montgomery, your opening statement, please  Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman  Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us  If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr  Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean  I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Cloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids! Mr  Benson? Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here  I'm just an ordinary bee  Honey's pretty important to me  It's important to all bees  We invented it! We make it  And we protect it with our lives  Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys! I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are! I wish he'd dress like that all the time  So nice! Call your first witness  So, Mr  Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have  I suppose so  I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron! Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms  Beekeeper  I find that to be a very disturbing term  I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you? No  I couldn't hear you  No  No  Because you don't free bees  You keep bees  Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey  They're very lovable creatures  Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear  You mean like this? Bears kill bees! How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough  Take him away  So, Mr  Sting, thank you for being here  Your name intrigues me  Where have I heard it before? I was with a band called The Police  But you've never been a police officer, have you? No, I haven't  No, you haven't  And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name  Oh, please  Have you ever been stung, Mr  Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting  Or should I say    Mr  Gordon M  Sumner! That's not his real name?! You idiots! Mr  Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005  Thank you  Thank you  I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow  I enjoy what I do  Is that a crime? Not yet it isn't  But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir? Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now! This isn't a goodfella  This is a badfella! Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?! Order in this court! You're all thinking it! Order! Order, I say! Say it! Mr  Liotta, please sit down! I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that  I think the jury's on our side  Are we doing everything right, legally? I'm a florist  Right  Well, here's to a great team  To a great team! Well, hello  Ken! Hello  I didn't think you were coming  No, I was just late I tried to call, but    the battery  I didn't want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry  Luckily, he was free  Oh, that was lucky  There's a little left  I could heat it up  Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever  So I hear you're quite a tennis player  I'm not much for the game myself  The ball's a little grabby  That's where I usually sit  Right    there  Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill  You think I don't see what you're doing? I know how hard it is to find the right job  We have that in common  Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out  That's just what I was thinking about doing  Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz  I hope that was all right  I'm going to drain the old stinger  Yeah, you do that  Look at that  You know, I've just about had it with your little Mind Games  What's that? Italian Vogue  Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages  A lot of ads  Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine? Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here! I love the smell of flowers  How do you like the smell of flames?! Not as much  Water bug! Not taking sides! Ken, I'm wearing a Chapstick hat! This is pathetic! I've got issues! Well, well, well, a royal flush! You're bluffing  Am I? Surf's up, dude! Poo water! That bowl is gnarly  Except for those dirty yellow rings! Kenneth! What are you doing?! You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it! We need to talk! He's just a little bee! And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time! Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life?  No, but there are other things bugging me in life  And you're one of them! Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night    My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster! Goodbye, Ken  And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man! I'm sorry about all that  I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it! I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me  I couldn't overcome it  Oh, well  Are you OK for the trial? I believe Mr  Montgomery is about out of ideas  We would like to call Mr  Barry Benson Bee to the stand  Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers    Yeah  Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over  Don't worry  The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees  You got the tweezers? Are you allergic? Only to losing, son  Only to losing  Mr  Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know  What exactly is your relationship to that woman? We're friends  Good friends? Yes  How good? Do you live together? Wait a minute    Are you her little    bedbug? I've seen a bee documentary or two  From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children? Yeah, but    So those aren't your real parents! Oh, Barry    Yes, they are! Hold me back! You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson? He's denouncing bees! Don't y'all date your cousins? Objection! I'm going to pincushion this guy! Adam, don't! It's what he wants! Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit! Order! Order! The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way! Adam, stay with me  I can't feel my legs  What Angel of Mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? I will have order in this court  Order! Order, please! The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed Turn Against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T  Montgomery  Hey, buddy  Hey  Is there much pain? Yeah  I    I blew the whole case, didn't I? It doesn't matter  What matters is you're alive  You could have died  I'd be better off dead  Look at me  They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich  Look, there's a little celery still on it  What was it like to sting someone? I can't explain it  It was all    All adrenaline and then   and then ecstasy! All right  You think it was all a trap? Of course  I'm sorry  I flew us right into this  What were we thinking? Look at us  We're just a couple of bugs in this world  What will the humans do to us if they win? I don't know  I hear they put the roaches in motels  That doesn't sound so bad  Adam, they check in, but they don't check out! Oh, my  Could you get a nurse to close that window? Why? The smoke  Bees don't smoke  Right  Bees don't smoke  Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking  That's it! That's our case! It is? It's not over? Get dressed  I've gotta go somewhere  Get back to the court and stall  Stall any way you can  And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub  Mr  Flayman  Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Where is the rest of your team? Well, Your Honor, it's interesting  Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time  I actually heard a funny story about    Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses  I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case! Mr  Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Mr  Montgomery's motion  But you can't! We have a terrific case  Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gun! Hold it, Your Honor! You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun  What is that? It's a bee smoker! What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee  Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? What are we gonna do? He's playing the species card  Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the bees! Vanessa, we won! I knew you could do it! High-five! Sorry  I'm OK! You know what this means? All the honey will finally belong to the bees  Now we won't have to work so hard all the time  This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson  You'll regret this  Barry, how much honey is out there? All right  One at a time  Barry, who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants  What if Montgomery's right? What do you mean? We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years  Congratulations on your victory  What will you demand as a settlement? First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps  Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop  We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine  We're all aware of what they do in the woods  Wait for my signal  Take him out  He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine  And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames    But it's just a prance-about stage name!    unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments  Can't breathe  Bring it in, boys! Hold it right there! Good  Tap it  Mr  Buzzwell, we just passed three cups and there's gallons more coming! I think we need to shut down! Shut down? We've never shut down  Shut down honey production! Stop making honey! Turn your key, sir! What do we do now? Cannonball! We're shutting honey production! Mission abort  Aborting pollination and nectar detail  Returning to base  Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there  Oh, yeah? What's going on? Where is everybody? Are they out celebrating? They're home  They don't know what to do  Laying out, sleeping in  I heard your Uncle Carl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket  At least we got our honey back  Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't? It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it  This was my new desk  This was my new job  I wanted to do it really well  And now    Now I can't  I don't understand why they're not happy  I thought their lives would be better! They're doing nothing  It's amazing  Honey really changes people  You don't have any idea what's going on, do you? What did you want to show me? This  What happened here? That is not the half of it  Oh, no  Oh, my  They're all wilting  Doesn't look very good, does it? No  And whose fault do you think that is? You know, I'm gonna guess bees  Bees? Specifically, me  I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things  It's not just flowers  Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees  That's our whole SAT test right there  Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom  And then, of course    The human species? So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn't it? I know this is also partly my fault  How about a suicide pact? How do we do it? I'll sting you, you step on me  That just kills you twice  Right, right  Listen, Barry    sorry, but I gotta get going  I had to open my mouth and talk  Vanessa? Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena  They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying  It's the Last Chance I'll ever have to see it  Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry  I never meant it to turn out like this  I know  Me neither  Tournament of Roses  Roses can't do sports  Wait a minute  Roses  Roses? Roses! Vanessa! Roses?! Barry? Roses are flowers! Yes, they are  Flowers, bees, pollen! I know  That's why this is the last parade  Maybe not  Could you ask him to slow down? Could you slow down? Barry! OK, I made a huge mistake  This is a total disaster, all my fault  Yes, it kind of is  I've ruined the planet  I wanted to help you with the flower shop  I've made it worse  Actually, it's completely closed down  I thought maybe you were remodeling  But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined  I don't want to hear it! All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen  I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park  All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got  Bees  Park  Pollen! Flowers  Repollination! Across the nation! Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, California  They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy  Security will be tight  I have an idea  Vanessa Bloome, FTD  Official floral business  It's real  Sorry, ma'am  Nice brooch  Thank you  It was a gift  Once inside, we just pick the right float  How about The Princess and the Pea? I could be the princess, and you could be the pea! Yes, I got it  Where should I sit? What are you? I believe I'm the pea  The pea? It goes under the mattresses  Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart  I'm getting the marshal  You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco! Let's see what this baby'll do  Hey, what are you doing?! Then all we do is blend in with traffic    without arousing suspicion  Once at the airport, there's no stopping us  Stop! Security  You and your insect pack your float? Yes  Has it been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes? Remove your stinger  It's part of me  I know  Just having some fun  Enjoy your flight  Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job  Can you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job! I think this is gonna work  It's got to work  Attention, passengers, this is Captain Scott  We have a bit of bad weather in New York  It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay  Barry, these are cut flowers with no water  They'll never make it  I gotta get up there and talk to them  Be careful  Can I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer  Captain, I'm in a real situation  What'd you say, Hal? Nothing  Bee! Don't freak out! My entire species    What are you doing? Wait a minute! I'm an attorney! Who's an attorney? Don't move  Oh, Barry  Good afternoon, passengers  This is your captain  Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry! What happened here? There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded  One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious! Is that another bee joke? No! No one's flying the plane! This is JFK control tower, Flight 356  What's your status? This is Vanessa Bloome  I'm a florist from New York  Where's the pilot? He's unconscious, and so is the copilot  Not good  Does anyone onboard have flight experience? As a matter of fact, there is  Who's that? Barry Benson  From the honey trial?! Oh, great  Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee  It's got giant wings, huge engines  I can't fly a plane  Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot? Yes  How hard could it be? Wait, Barry! We're headed into some lightning  This is Bob Bumble  We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing  Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory    That's Barry!    is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew  Flowers?! We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience  Just a minute  There's a bee on that plane  I'm quite familiar with Mr  Benson and his no-account compadres  They've done enough damage  But isn't he your only hope? Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all  Their wings are too small    Haven't we heard this a million times? "The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense " Get this on the air! Got it  Stand by  We're going live  The way we work may be a mystery to you  Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs  But let me tell you about a small job  If you do it well, it makes a big difference  More than we realized  To us, to everyone  That's why I want to get bees back to working together  That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O  We get behind a fellow  Black and yellow! Hello! Left, right, down, hover  Hover? Forget hover  This isn't so hard  Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Barry, what happened?! Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time  That may have been helping me  And now we're not! So it turns out I cannot fly a plane  All of you, let's get behind this fellow! Move it out! Move out! Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, you copy me with the wings of the plane! Don't have to yell  I'm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble  It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice! It's not a tone  I'm panicking! I can't do this! Vanessa, pull yourself together  You have to snap out of it! You snap out of it  You snap out of it  You snap out of it! You snap out of it! You snap out of it! You snap out of it! You snap out of it! You snap out of it! Hold it! Why? Come on, it's my turn  How is the plane flying? I don't know  Hello? Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there? The Pollen Jocks! They do get behind a fellow  Black and yellow  Hello  All right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop  Where? I can't see anything  Can you? No, nothing  It's all cloudy  Come on  You got to think bee, Barry  Thinking bee  Thinking bee  Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Wait a minute  I think I'm feeling something  What? I don't know  It's strong, pulling me  Like a 27-million-year-old instinct  Bring the nose down  Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! What in the world is on the tarmac? Get some lights on that! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Vanessa, aim for the flower  OK  Cut the engines  We're going in on bee power  Ready, boys? Affirmative! Good  Good  Easy, now  That's it  Land on that flower! Ready? Full reverse! Spin it around! Not that flower! The other one! Which one? That flower  I'm aiming at the flower! That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt  I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees! Pull forward  Nose down  Tail up  Rotate around it  This is insane, Barry! This's the only way I know how to fly  Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern? Get your nose in there  Don't be afraid  Smell it  Full reverse! Just drop it  Be a part of it  Aim for the center! Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman! Come on, already  Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly! Yes  No high-five! Right  Barry, it worked! Did you see the giant flower? What giant flower? Where? Of course I saw the flower! That was genius! Thank you  But we're not done yet  Listen, everyone! This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth  That means this is our Last Chance  We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this  If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say? Are we going to be bees, or just Museum of Natural History keychains? We're bees! Keychain! Then follow me! Except Keychain  Hold on, Barry  Here  You've earned this  Yeah! I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit  All I gotta do are the sleeves  Oh, yeah  That's our Barry  Mom! The bees are back! If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time  I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight! Here's your change  Have a great afternoon! Can I help who's next? Would you like some honey with that? It is bee-approved  Don't forget these  Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me   And I don't see a nickel! Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat! I had no idea  Barry, I'm sorry  Have you got a moment? Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate will help you  Sorry I'm late  He's a lawyer too? I was already a blood-sucking parasite  All I needed was a briefcase  Have a great afternoon! Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can't get them anywhere  No problem, Vannie  Just leave it to me  You're a lifesaver, Barry  Can I help who's next? All right, scramble, jocks! It's time to fly  Thank you, Barry! That bee is living my life! Let it go, Kenny  When will this nightmare end?! Let it all go  Beautiful day to fly  Sure is  Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office  You have got to start thinking bee, my friend  Thinking bee! Me? Hold it  Let's just stop for a second  Hold it  I'm sorry  I'm sorry, everyone  Can we stop here? I'm not making a major life decision during a production number! All right  Take ten, everybody  Wrap it up, guys  I had virtually no rehearsal for that `()
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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
Barry?
Adam?
Can you believe this is happening?
I can't.
I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
You got lint on your fuzz.
Ow! That's me!
Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
Hey, Adam.
Hey, Barry.
Is that fuzz gel?
A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school, three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive.
You did come back different.
Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
Hear about Frankie?
Yeah.
You going to the funeral?
No, I'm not going.
Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.
I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.
I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.
That's why we don't need vacations.
Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances.
Well, Adam, today we are men.
We are!
Bee-men.
Amen!
Hallelujah!
Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:15.
That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries!
Will we pick our job today?
I heard it's just orientation.
Heads up! Here we go.
Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times.
Wonder what it'll be like?
A little scary.
Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group.
This is it!
Wow.
Wow.
We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life.
Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to The Hive.
Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey!
That girl was hot.
She's my cousin!
She is?
Yes, we're all cousins.
Right. You're right.
At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence.
These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology.
What do you think he makes?
Not enough.
Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman.
What does that do?
Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.
Can anyone work on the Krelman?
Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones.
But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot.
But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life.
The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that.
What's the difference?
You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years.
So you'll just work us to death?
We'll sure try.
Wow! That blew my mind!
"What's the difference?"
How can you say that?
One job forever?
That's an insane choice to have to make.
I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life.
But, Adam, how could they never have told us that?
Why would you question anything? We're bees.
We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth.
You ever think maybe things work a little too well here?
Like what? Give me one example.
I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about.
Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach.
Wait a second. Check it out.
Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
Wow.
I've never seen them this close.
They know what it's like outside The Hive.
Yeah, but some don't come back.
Hey, Jocks!
Hi, Jocks!
You guys did great!
You're monsters!
You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
I wonder where they were.
I don't know.
Their day's not planned.
Outside The Hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what.
You can't just decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that.
Right.
Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime.
It's just a status symbol.
Bees make too much of it.
Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it.
Those ladies?
Aren't they our cousins too?
Distant. Distant.
Look at these two.
Couple of Hive Harrys.
Let's have fun with them.
It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock.
Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom!
He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me!
Oh, my!
I never thought I'd knock him out.
What were you doing during this?
Trying to alert the authorities.
I can autograph that.
A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades?
Yeah. Gusty.
We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow.
Six miles, huh?
Barry!
A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it.
Maybe I am.
You are not!
We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
What do you think, buzzy-boy?
Are you bee enough?
I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means.
Hey, Honex!
Dad, you surprised me.
You decide what you're interested in?
Well, there's a lot of choices.
But you only get one.
Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day?
Son, let me tell you about stirring.
You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around.
You get yourself into a rhythm.
It's a beautiful thing.
You know, Dad, the more I think about it,
maybe the honey field just isn't right for me.
You were thinking of what, making balloon animals?
That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger.
Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey!
Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
I'm not trying to be funny.
You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
You're gonna be a stirrer?
No one's listening to me!
Wait till you see the sticks I have.
I could say anything right now.
I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
Let's open some honey and celebrate!
Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
I'm so proud.
We're starting work today!
Today's the day.
Come on! All the good jobs will be gone.
Yeah, right.
Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
Is it still available?
Hang on. Two left!
One of them's yours! Congratulations!
Step to the side.
What'd you get?
Picking crud out. Stellar!
Wow!
Couple of newbies?
Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
Make your choice.
You want to go first?
No, you go.
Oh, my. What's available?
Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think.
Any chance of getting the Krelman?
Sure, you're on.
I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
Wax monkey's always open.
The Krelman opened up again.
What happened?
A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one.
Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life!
Oh, this is so hard!
Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler.
Barry, what do you think I should... Barry?
Barry!
All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine...
What happened to you?
Where are you?
I'm going out.
Out? Out where?
Out there.
Oh, no!
I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life.
You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
Another call coming in.
If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today.
Hey, guys.
Look at that.
Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
Sign here, here. Just initial that.
Thank you.
OK.
You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain.
So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats.
Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us.
Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada!
That's awful.
And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans!
All right, launch positions!
Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
Black and yellow!
Hello!
You ready for this, hot shot?
Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.
Wind, check.
Antennae, check.
Nectar pack, check.
Wings, check.
Stinger, check.
Scared out of my shorts, check.
OK, ladies,
let's move it out!
Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers!
All of you, drain those flowers!
Wow! I'm out!
I can't believe I'm out!
So blue.
I feel so fast and free!
Box kite!
Wow!
Flowers!
This is Blue Leader, We have roses visual.
Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.
Roses!
30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.
Stand to the side, kid.
It's got a bit of a kick.
That is one nectar collector!
Ever see pollination up close?
No, sir.
I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one.
See that? It's a little bit of magic.
That's amazing. Why do we do that?
That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.
Cool.
I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow, Could be daisies, Don't we need those?
Copy that visual.
Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move.
Say again? You're reporting a moving flower?
Affirmative.
That was on the line!
This is the coolest. What is it?
I don't know, but I'm loving this color.
It smells good.
Not like a flower, but I like it.
Yeah, fuzzy.
Chemical-y.
Careful, guys. It's a little grabby.
My sweet lord of bees!
Candy-brain, get off there!
Problem!
Guys!
This could be bad.
Affirmative.
Very close.
Gonna hurt.
Mama's little boy.
You are way out of position, rookie!
Coming in at you like a missile!
Help me!
I don't think these are flowers.
Should we tell him?
I think he knows.
What is this?!
Match point!
You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it!
Yowser!
Gross.
There's a bee in the car!
Do something!
I'm driving!
Hi, bee.
He's back here!
He's going to sting me!
Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze!
He blinked!
Spray him, Granny!
What are you doing?!
Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable.
I gotta get home.
Can't fly in rain. Can't fly in rain. Can't fly in rain.
Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!
Ken, could you close the window please?
Ken, could you close the window please?
Check out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out.
Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.
What was that?
Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes!
That is diabolical.
It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.
What's number one? Star Wars?
Nah, I don't go for that... kind of stuff.
No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds.
When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.
There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.
I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it.
I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me.
Wait! Stop! Bee!
Stand back. These are winter boots.
Wait!
Don't kill him!
You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me!
Why does his life have less value than yours?
Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement?
I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling.
My brochure!
There you go, little guy.
I'm not scared of him.It's an allergic thing.
Put that on your resume brochure.
My whole face could puff up.
Make it one of your special skills.
Knocking someone out is also a special skill.
Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.
Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.
You could put carob chips on there.
Bye.
Supposed to be less calories.
Bye.
I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something.
All right, here it goes.
Nah.
What would I say?
I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human.
I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to.
Oh, I can't do it. Come on!
No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't.
How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good.
Here she comes! Speak, you fool!
Hi!
I'm sorry. You're talking.
Yes, I know.
You're talking!
I'm so sorry.
No, it's OK. It's fine.
I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed.
Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting.
This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee!
I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me.
And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised.
That was a little weird. I'm talking with a bee.
Yeah.
I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me!
I just want to say I'm grateful.
I'll leave now.
Wait! How did you learn to do that?
What?
The talking thing.
Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.
That's very funny.
Yeah.
Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with.
Anyway... Can I... get you something?
Like what?
I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Coffee?
I don't want to put you out.
It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.
It's just coffee.
I hate to impose.
Don't be ridiculous!
Actually, I would love a cup.
Hey, you want rum cake?
I shouldn't.
Have some.
No, I can't.
Come on!
I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.
Where?
These stripes don't help.
You look great!
I don't know if you know anything about fashion.
Are you all right?
No.
He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison.
He finally gets there.
He runs up the steps into the church.
The wedding is on.
And he says, "Watermelon?
I thought you said Guatemalan.
Why would I marry a watermelon?"
Is that a bee joke?
That's the kind of stuff we do.
Yeah, different.
So, what are you gonna do, Barry?
About work? I don't know.
I want to do my part for The Hive, but I can't do it the way they want.
I know how you feel.
You do?
Sure.
My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.
Really?
My only interest is flowers.
Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan.
Anyway, if you look... There's my hive right there. See it?
You're in Sheep Meadow!
Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!
No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once.
Why do girls put rings on their toes?
Why not?
It's like putting a hat on your knee.
Maybe I'll try that.
You all right, ma'am?
Oh, yeah. Fine.
Just having two cups of coffee!
Anyway, this has been great.
Thanks for the coffee.
Yeah, it's no trouble.
Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life.
Are you...?
Can I take a piece of this with me?
Sure! Here, have a crumb.
Thanks!
Yeah.
All right. Well, then... I guess I'll see you around. Or not.
OK, Barry.
And thank you so much again... for before.
Oh, that? That was nothing.
Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...
This can't possibly work.
He's all set to go.
We may as well try it.
OK, Dave, pull the chute.
Sounds amazing.
It was amazing!
It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life.
Humans! I can't believe you were with humans!
Giant, scary humans!
What were they like?
Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.
They eat crazy giant things.
They drive crazy.
Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
Some of them. But some of them don't.
How'd you get back?
Poodle.
You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see.
You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal.
Well...
Well?
Well, I met someone.
You did? Was she Bee-ish?
A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
No, no, no, not a wasp.
Spider?
I'm not attracted to spiders.
I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face.
So who is she?
She's... human.
No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law.
Her name's Vanessa.
Oh, boy.
She's so nice. And she's a florist!
Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!
We're not dating.
You're flying outside The Hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite!
She saved my life! And she understands me.
This is over!
Eat this.
This is not over! What was that?
They call it a crumb.
It was so stingin' stripey!
And that's not what they eat.
That's what falls off what they eat!
You know what a Cinnabon is?
No.
It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up...
Sit down!
...really hot!
Listen to me!
We are not them! We're us.
There's us and there's them!
Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning?
There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me!
You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee!
Thinking bee.
Thinking bee.
Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
There he is. He's in the pool.
You know what your problem is, Barry?
I gotta start thinking bee?
How much longer will this go on?
It's been three days! Why aren't you working?
I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about.
What life? You have no life!
You have no job. You're barely a bee!
Would it kill you to make a little honey?
Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you.
Martin, would you talk to him?
Barry, I'm talking to you!
You coming?
Got everything?
All set!
Go ahead. I'll catch up.
Don't be too long.
Watch this!
Vanessa!
We're still here.
I told you not to yell at him.
He doesn't respond to yelling!
Then why yell at me?
Because you don't listen!
I'm not listening to this.
Sorry, I've gotta go.
Where are you going?
I'm meeting a friend.
A girl? Is this why you can't decide?
Bye.
I just hope she's Bee-ish.
They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena?
To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream!
Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering.
A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events?
No. All right, I've got one.
How come you don't fly everywhere?
It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster.
Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
All right, your turn.
TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane!
You don't have that?
We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease.
Oh, my.
Dumb bees!
You must want to sting all those jerks.
We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us.
So you have to watch your temper.
Very carefully.
You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust.
Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?
Yeah.
What is wrong with you?!
It's a bug.
He's not bothering anybody.
Get out of here, you creep!
What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?
Yeah, it was. How did you know?
It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.
You've really got that down to a science.
I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
I'll bet.
What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this?
How did this get here? cute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select?
Is he that actor?
I never heard of him.
Why is this here?
For people. We eat it.
You don't have enough food of your own?
Well, yes.
How do you get it?
Bees make it.
I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it!
There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing!
It's organic.
It's our-ganic!
It's just honey, Barry.
Just what?!
Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing!
You've taken our homes, schools,hospitals! This is all we have!
And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this.
I'm getting to the bottom of all of this!
Hey, Hector. You almost done?
Almost.
He is here. I sense it.
Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around.
You're busted, box boy!
I knew I heard something.
So you can talk!
I can talk. And now you'll start talking!
Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier?
I don't understand.
I thought we were friends.
The last thing we want to do is upset bees!
You're too late! It's ours now!
You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword!
You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio!
Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where!
Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!
Crazy person!
What horrible thing has happened here?
These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now
they're on the road to nowhere!
Just keep still.
What? You're not dead?
Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed?
To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here.
I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off!
I'm going to Tacoma.
And you?
He really is dead.
All right.
Uh-oh!
What is that?!
Oh, no!
A wiper! Triple blade!
Triple blade?
Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!
Why does everything have
to be so doggone clean?!
How much do you people need to see?!
Open your eyes!
Stick your head out the window!
From NPR News in Washington,
I'm Carl Kasell.
But don't kill no more bugs!
Bee!
Moose blood guy!!
You hear something?
Like what?
Like tiny screaming.
Turn off the radio.
Whassup, bee boy?
Hey, Blood.
Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see.
Wow!
I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours.
Bees hang tight. We're all jammed in.
It's a close community.
Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own.
What if you get in trouble?
You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack!
At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls.
Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.
You got to be kidding me!
Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee!
Hey, guys!
Mooseblood!
I knew I'd catch y'all down here.
Did you bring your crazy straw?
We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit.
What is this place?
A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead.
They are pinheads!
Pinhead.
Check out the new smoker.
Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000!
Smoker?
Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out.
They make the honey, and we make the money.
"They make the honey, and we make the money"?
Oh, my!
What's going on? Are you OK?
Yeah. It doesn't last too long.
Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls?
Our queen was moved here. We had no choice.
This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen!
What is this?
Oh, no!
There's hundreds of them!
Bee honey.
Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale!
This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something.
Oh, Barry, stop.
Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor.
Do these look like rumors?
That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this?
He's been talking to humans.
What? Talking to humans?!
He has a human girlfriend. And they make out!
Make out? Barry!
We do not.
You wish you could.
Whose side are you on?
The bees!
I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night.
Barry, this is what you want to do with your life?
I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees!
Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked
your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop.
I remember that.
What right do they have to our honey?
We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!
Even if it's true, what can one bee do?
Sting them where it really hurts.
In the face! The eye!
That would hurt.
No.
Up the nose? That's a killer.
There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters.
Hive at Five, The Hive's only full-hour action news source.
No more bee beards!
With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Chung.
Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.
And I'm Jeanette Ohung.
A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally!
Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, classy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon.
Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.
Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from The Hive. I can't do this"?
Bees have never been afraid to change the world.
What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?
Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.
We were thinking of stickball or candy stores.
How old are you?
The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century.
You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too.
It's a common name. Next week...
He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots...
Next week...
Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em.
Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live.
Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish.
In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness!
It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.
Honey, her backhand's a joke!
I'm not gonna take advantage of that?
Quiet, please.
Actual work going on here.
Is that that same bee?
Yes, it is!
I'm helping him sue the human race.
Hello.
Hello, bee.
This is Ken.
Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.
Why does he talk again?
Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working.
But it's our yogurt night!
Bye-bye.
Why is yogurt night so difficult?!
You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours!
Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help.
Frosting...
How many sugars?
Just one. I try not to use the competition.
So why are you helping me?
Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now.
Those are great, if you're three.
And artificial flowers.
Oh, those just get me psychotic!
Yeah, me too.
Bent stingers, pointless pollination.
Bees must hate those fake things!
Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done.
Maybe this could make up for it a little bit.
This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.
I guess.
You sure you want to go through with it?
Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty!
It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak.
What have we gotten into here, Barry?
It's pretty big, isn't it?
I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day.
You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers?
Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade.
What's the matter?
I don't know, I just got a chill.
Well, if it isn't the bee team.
You boys work on this?
All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding.
All right. Case number 4475,
Superior Court of New York,
Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session.
Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively?
A privilege.
Mr. Benson... you're representing all the bees of the world?
I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed.
Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us.
If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean.
I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches!
Talking bee!
How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry?
They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Cloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids!
Mr. Benson?
Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's pretty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives.
Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys!
I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are!
I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice!
Call your first witness.
So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have.
I suppose so.
I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron!
Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms.
Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term.
I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you?
No.
I couldn't hear you.
No.
No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey.
They're very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.
You mean like this?
Bears kill bees!
How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough. Take him away.
So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. Where have I heard it before?
I was with a band called The Police.
But you've never been a police officer, have you?
No, I haven't.
No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name.
Oh, please.
Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!
That's not his real name?! You idiots!
Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005.
Thank you. Thank you.
I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow.
I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?
Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir?
Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now!
This isn't a goodfella.
This is a badfella!
Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?!
Order in this court!
You're all thinking it!
Order! Order, I say!
Say it!
Mr. Liotta, please sit down!
I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury's on our side.
Are we doing everything right, legally?
I'm a florist.
Right. Well, here's to a great team.
To a great team!
Well, hello.
Ken!
Hello.
I didn't think you were coming.
No, I was just late I tried to call, but... the battery.
I didn't want all this to go to waste,
so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.
Oh, that was lucky.
There's a little left. I could heat it up.
Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.
So I hear you're quite a tennis player. I'm not much for the game myself. The ball's a little grabby.
That's where I usually sit. Right... there.
Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill.
You think I don't see what you're doing?
I know how hard it is to find the right job. We have that in common.
Do we?
Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out.
That's just what I was thinking about doing.
Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.
I'm going to drain the old stinger.
Yeah, you do that.
Look at that.
You know, I've just about had it with your little Mind Games.
What's that?
Italian Vogue.
Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.
A lot of ads.
Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine?
Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here!
I love the smell of flowers.
How do you like the smell of flames?!
Not as much.
Water bug! Not taking sides!
Ken, I'm wearing a Chapstick hat!
This is pathetic!
I've got issues!
Well, well, well, a royal flush!
You're bluffing.
Am I?
Surf's up, dude!
Poo water!
That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings!
Kenneth! What are you doing?!
You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it!
We need to talk! He's just a little bee!
And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time!
Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life?
No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them!
Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...
My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster!
Goodbye, Ken.
And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man!
I'm sorry about all that.
I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it!
I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn't overcome it.
Oh, well.
Are you OK for the trial?
I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas.
We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.
Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers...
Yeah.
Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over.
Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees.
You got the tweezers?
Are you allergic?
Only to losing, son. Only to losing.
Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know.
What exactly is your relationship to that woman?
We're friends.
Good friends?
Yes.
How good? Do you live together?
Wait a minute... Are you her little... bedbug?
I've seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children?
Yeah, but...
So those aren't your real parents!
Oh, Barry...
Yes, they are!
Hold me back!
You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson?
He's denouncing bees!
Don't y'all date your cousins?
Objection!
I'm going to pincushion this guy!
Adam, don't! It's what he wants!
Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit!
Order! Order!
The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way!
Adam, stay with me.
I can't feel my legs.
What Angel of Mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks?
I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please!
The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed Turn Against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery.
Hey, buddy.
Hey.
Is there much pain?
Yeah.
I... I blew the whole case, didn't I?
It doesn't matter. What matters is
you're alive. You could have died.
I'd be better off dead. Look at me.
They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there's a little celery still on it.
What was it like to sting someone?
I can't explain it. It was all... All adrenaline and then...and then ecstasy!
All right.
You think it was all a trap?
Of course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into this.
What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world.
What will the humans do to us if they win?
I don't know.
I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad.
Adam, they check in, but they don't check out!
Oh, my.
Could you get a nurse to close that window?
Why?
The smoke.
Bees don't smoke.
Right. Bees don't smoke.
Bees don't smoke!
But some bees are smoking.
That's it! That's our case!
It is? It's not over?
Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.
Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can.
And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.
Mr. Flayman.
Yes? Yes, Your Honor!
Where is the rest of your team?
Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time.
I actually heard a funny story about...
Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on?
They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses.
I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case!
Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion.
But you can't! We have a terrific case.
Where is your proof?
Where is the evidence?
Show me the smoking gun!
Hold it, Your Honor!
You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun.
What is that?
It's a bee smoker!
What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee.
Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps?
Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man?
What are we gonna do?
He's playing the species card.
Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees!
Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees!
The court finds in favor of the bees!
Vanessa, we won!
I knew you could do it! High-five!
Sorry.
I'm OK! You know what this means?
All the honey will finally belong to the bees.
Now we won't have to work so hard all the time.
This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson.
You'll regret this.
Barry, how much honey is out there?
All right. One at a time.
Barry, who are you wearing?
My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants.
What if Montgomery's right?
What do you mean?
We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years.
Congratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement?
First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps.
Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop.
We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine.
We're all aware of what they do in the woods.
Wait for my signal. Take him out.
He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine.
And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames...
But it's just a prance-about stage name!
...unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments.
Can't breathe.
Bring it in, boys!
Hold it right there! Good.
Tap it.
Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups and there's gallons more coming!
I think we need to shut down!
Shut down? We've never shut down.
Shut down honey production!
Stop making honey!
Turn your key, sir!
What do we do now?
Cannonball!
We're shutting honey production!
Mission abort.
Aborting pollination and nectar detail.
Returning to base.
Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there.
Oh, yeah?
What's going on? Where is everybody?
Are they out celebrating?
They're home.
They don't know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in.
I heard your Uncle Carl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket.
At least we got our honey back.
Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't?
It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it.
This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now...
Now I can't.
I don't understand why they're not happy.
I thought their lives would be better!
They're doing nothing. It's amazing.
Honey really changes people.
You don't have any idea what's going on, do you?
What did you want to show me?
This.
What happened here?
That is not the half of it.
Oh, no. Oh, my.
They're all wilting.
Doesn't look very good, does it?
No.
And whose fault do you think that is?
You know, I'm gonna guess bees.
Bees?
Specifically, me.
I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things.
It's not just flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.
That's our whole SAT test right there.
Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom.
And then, of course...
The human species?
So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn't it?
I know this is also partly my fault.
How about a suicide pact?
How do we do it?
I'll sting you, you step on me.
That just kills you twice.
Right, right.
Listen, Barry... sorry, but I gotta get going.
I had to open my mouth and talk.
Vanessa?
Vanessa? Why are you leaving?
Where are you going?
To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena.
They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying.
It's the Last Chance I'll ever have to see it.
Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.
I never meant it to turn out like this.
I know. Me neither.
Tournament of Roses.
Roses can't do sports.
Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?
Roses!
Vanessa!
Roses?!
Barry?
Roses are flowers!
Yes, they are.
Flowers, bees, pollen!
I know.
That's why this is the last parade.
Maybe not.
Could you ask him to slow down?
Could you slow down?
Barry!
OK, I made a huge mistake.
This is a total disaster, all my fault.
Yes, it kind of is.
I've ruined the planet. I wanted to help you with the flower shop. I've made it worse.
Actually, it's completely closed down.
I thought maybe you were remodeling.
But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined.
I don't want to hear it!
All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen.
I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park.
All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got.
Bees.
Park.
Pollen!
Flowers.
Repollination!
Across the nation!
Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, California.
They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy.
Security will be tight.
I have an idea.
Vanessa Bloome, FTD.
Official floral business. It's real.
Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.
Thank you. It was a gift.
Once inside, we just pick the right float.
How about The Princess and the Pea?
I could be the princess, and you could be the pea!
Yes, I got it.
Where should I sit?
What are you?
I believe I'm the pea.
The pea?
It goes under the mattresses.
Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.
I'm getting the marshal.
You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco!
Let's see what this baby'll do.
Hey, what are you doing?!
Then all we do is blend in with traffic... without arousing suspicion.
Once at the airport, there's no stopping us.
Stop! Security.
You and your insect pack your float?
Yes.
Has it been in your possession the entire time?
Would you remove your shoes?
Remove your stinger.
It's part of me.
I know. Just having some fun.
Enjoy your flight.
Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job.
Can you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job!
I think this is gonna work.
It's got to work.
Attention, passengers, this is Captain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York. It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay.
Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'll never make it.
I gotta get up there and talk to them.
Be careful.
Can I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.
Captain, I'm in a real situation.
What'd you say, Hal?
Nothing.
Bee!
Don't freak out! My entire species...
What are you doing?
Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!
Who's an attorney?
Don't move.
Oh, Barry.
Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry!
What happened here?
There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded.
One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious!
Is that another bee joke?
No!
No one's flying the plane!
This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What's your status?
This is Vanessa Bloome. I'm a florist from New York.
Where's the pilot?
He's unconscious, and so is the copilot.
Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience?
As a matter of fact, there is.
Who's that?
Barry Benson.
From the honey trial?! Oh, great.
Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee.
It's got giant wings, huge engines.
I can't fly a plane.
Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?
Yes.
How hard could it be?
Wait, Barry!
We're headed into some lightning.
This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing.
Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory...
That's Barry!
...is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew.
Flowers?!
We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience.
Just a minute. There's a bee on that plane.
I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres.
They've done enough damage.
But isn't he your only hope?
Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all.
Their wings are too small... Haven't we heard this a million times?
"The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense."
Get this on the air!
Got it.
Stand by.
We're going live.
The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs.
But let me tell you about a small job. If you do it well, it makes a big difference.
More than we realized. To us, to everyone.
That's why I want to get bees back to working together. That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O.
We get behind a fellow.
Black and yellow!
Hello!
Left, right, down, hover.
Hover?
Forget hover.
This isn't so hard.
Beep-beep! Beep-beep!
Barry, what happened?!
Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time.
That may have been helping me.
And now we're not!
So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.
All of you, let's get behind this fellow! Move it out!
Move out!
Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, you copy me with the wings of the plane!
Don't have to yell.
I'm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble.
It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice!
It's not a tone. I'm panicking!
I can't do this!
Vanessa, pull yourself together. You have to snap out of it!
You snap out of it.
You snap out of it.
You snap out of it!
You snap out of it!
You snap out of it!
You snap out of it!
You snap out of it!
You snap out of it!
Hold it!
Why? Come on, it's my turn.
How is the plane flying?
I don't know.
Hello?
Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there?
The Pollen Jocks!
They do get behind a fellow.
Black and yellow.
Hello.
All right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop.
Where? I can't see anything. Can you?
No, nothing. It's all cloudy.
Come on. You got to think bee, Barry.
Thinking bee.
Thinking bee.
Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
Wait a minute. I think I'm feeling something.
What?
I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.
Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.
Bring the nose down.
Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
What in the world is on the tarmac?
Get some lights on that!
Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
Vanessa, aim for the flower.
OK.
Cut the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys?
Affirmative!
Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.
Land on that flower!
Ready? Full reverse!
Spin it around!
Not that flower! The other one!
Which one?
That flower.
I'm aiming at the flower!
That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.
I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees!
Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.
Rotate around it.
This is insane, Barry!
This's the only way I know how to fly.
Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern?
Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse!
Just drop it. Be a part of it.
Aim for the center!
Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!
Come on, already.
Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly!
Yes. No high-five!
Right.
Barry, it worked!
Did you see the giant flower?
What giant flower? Where? Of course
I saw the flower! That was genius!
Thank you.
But we're not done yet.
Listen, everyone!
This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth.
That means this is our Last Chance. We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this.
If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say?
Are we going to be bees, or just Museum of Natural History keychains?
We're bees!
Keychain!
Then follow me! Except Keychain.
Hold on, Barry. Here. You've earned this.
Yeah!
I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.
Oh, yeah.
That's our Barry.
Mom! The bees are back!
If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time. I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight!
Here's your change. Have a great afternoon! Can I help who's next?
Would you like some honey with that?
It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.
Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. And I don't see a nickel!
Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat!
I had no idea.
Barry, I'm sorry.
Have you got a moment?
Would you excuse me?
My mosquito associate will help you.
Sorry I'm late.
He's a lawyer too?
I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase.
Have a great afternoon!
Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can't get them anywhere.
No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me.
You're a lifesaver, Barry. Can I help who's next?
All right, scramble, jocks! It's time to fly.
Thank you, Barry!
That bee is living my life!
Let it go, Kenny.
When will this nightmare end?!
Let it all go.
Beautiful day to fly.
Sure is.
Between you and me,
I was dying to get out of that office.
You have got to start thinking bee, my friend.
Thinking bee!
Me?
Hold it. Let's just stop for a second. Hold it.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. Can we stop here?
I'm not making a major life decision during a production number!
All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up, guys.
I had virtually no rehearsal for that.

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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
Barry?
Adam?
Can you believe this is happening?
I can't.
I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
You got lint on your fuzz.
Ow! That's me!
Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
Hey, Adam.
Hey, Barry.
Is that fuzz gel?
A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school, three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive.
You did come back different.
Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
Hear about Frankie?
Yeah.
You going to the funeral?
No, I'm not going.
Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.
I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.
I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.
That's why we don't need vacations.
Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances.
Well, Adam, today we are men.
We are!
Bee-men.
Amen!
Hallelujah!
Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:15.
That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries!
Will we pick our job today?
I heard it's just orientation.
Heads up! Here we go.
Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times.
Wonder what it'll be like?
A little scary.
Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group.
This is it!
Wow.
Wow.
We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life.
Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to The Hive.
Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey!
That girl was hot.
She's my cousin!
She is?
Yes, we're all cousins.
Right. You're right.
At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence.
These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology.
What do you think he makes?
Not enough.
Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman.
What does that do?
Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.
Can anyone work on the Krelman?
Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones.
But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot.
But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life.
The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that.
What's the difference?
You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years.
So you'll just work us to death?
We'll sure try.
Wow! That blew my mind!
"What's the difference?"
How can you say that?
One job forever?
That's an insane choice to have to make.
I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life.
But, Adam, how could they never have told us that?
Why would you question anything? We're bees.
We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth.
You ever think maybe things work a little too well here?
Like what? Give me one example.
I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about.
Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach.
Wait a second. Check it out.
Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
Wow.
I've never seen them this close.
They know what it's like outside The Hive.
Yeah, but some don't come back.
Hey, Jocks!
Hi, Jocks!
You guys did great!
You're monsters!
You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
I wonder where they were.
I don't know.
Their day's not planned.
Outside The Hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what.
You can't just decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that.
Right.
Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime.
It's just a status symbol.
Bees make too much of it.
Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it.
Those ladies?
Aren't they our cousins too?
Distant. Distant.
Look at these two.
Couple of Hive Harrys.
Let's have fun with them.
It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock.
Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom!
He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me!
Oh, my!
I never thought I'd knock him out.
What were you doing during this?
Trying to alert the authorities.
I can autograph that.
A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades?
Yeah. Gusty.
We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow.
Six miles, huh?
Barry!
A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it.
Maybe I am.
You are not!
We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
What do you think, buzzy-boy?
Are you bee enough?
I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means.
Hey, Honex!
Dad, you surprised me.
You decide what you're interested in?
Well, there's a lot of choices.
But you only get one.
Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day?
Son, let me tell you about stirring.
You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around.
You get yourself into a rhythm.
It's a beautiful thing.
You know, Dad, the more I think about it,
maybe the honey field just isn't right for me.
You were thinking of what, making balloon animals?
That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger.
Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey!
Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
I'm not trying to be funny.
You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
You're gonna be a stirrer?
No one's listening to me!
Wait till you see the sticks I have.
I could say anything right now.
I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
Let's open some honey and celebrate!
Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
I'm so proud.
We're starting work today!
Today's the day.
Come on! All the good jobs will be gone.
Yeah, right.
Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
Is it still available?
Hang on. Two left!
One of them's yours! Congratulations!
Step to the side.
What'd you get?
Picking crud out. Stellar!
Wow!
Couple of newbies?
Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
Make your choice.
You want to go first?
No, you go.
Oh, my. What's available?
Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think.
Any chance of getting the Krelman?
Sure, you're on.
I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
Wax monkey's always open.
The Krelman opened up again.
What happened?
A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one.
Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life!
Oh, this is so hard!
Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler.
Barry, what do you think I should... Barry?
Barry!
All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine...
What happened to you?
Where are you?
I'm going out.
Out? Out where?
Out there.
Oh, no!
I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life.
You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
Another call coming in.
If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today.
Hey, guys.
Look at that.
Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
Sign here, here. Just initial that.
Thank you.
OK.
You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain.
So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats.
Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us.
Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada!
That's awful.
And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans!
All right, launch positions!
Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
Black and yellow!
Hello!
You ready for this, hot shot?
Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.
Wind, check.
Antennae, check.
Nectar pack, check.
Wings, check.
Stinger, check.
Scared out of my shorts, check.
OK, ladies,
let's move it out!
Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers!
All of you, drain those flowers!
Wow! I'm out!
I can't believe I'm out!
So blue.
I feel so fast and free!
Box kite!
Wow!
Flowers!
This is Blue Leader, We have roses visual.
Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.
Roses!
30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.
Stand to the side, kid.
It's got a bit of a kick.
That is one nectar collector!
Ever see pollination up close?
No, sir.
I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one.
See that? It's a little bit of magic.
That's amazing. Why do we do that?
That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.
Cool.
I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow, Could be daisies, Don't we need those?
Copy that visual.
Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move.
Say again? You're reporting a moving flower?
Affirmative.
That was on the line!
This is the coolest. What is it?
I don't know, but I'm loving this color.
It smells good.
Not like a flower, but I like it.
Yeah, fuzzy.
Chemical-y.
Careful, guys. It's a little grabby.
My sweet lord of bees!
Candy-brain, get off there!
Problem!
Guys!
This could be bad.
Affirmative.
Very close.
Gonna hurt.
Mama's little boy.
You are way out of position, rookie!
Coming in at you like a missile!
Help me!
I don't think these are flowers.
Should we tell him?
I think he knows.
What is this?!
Match point!
You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it!
Yowser!
Gross.
There's a bee in the car!
Do something!
I'm driving!
Hi, bee.
He's back here!
He's going to sting me!
Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze!
He blinked!
Spray him, Granny!
What are you doing?!
Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable.
I gotta get home.
Can't fly in rain. Can't fly in rain. Can't fly in rain.
Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!
Ken, could you close the window please?
Ken, could you close the window please?
Check out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out.
Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.
What was that?
Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes!
That is diabolical.
It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.
What's number one? Star Wars?
Nah, I don't go for that... kind of stuff.
No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds.
When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.
There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.
I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it.
I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me.
Wait! Stop! Bee!
Stand back. These are winter boots.
Wait!
Don't kill him!
You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me!
Why does his life have less value than yours?
Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement?
I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling.
My brochure!
There you go, little guy.
I'm not scared of him.It's an allergic thing.
Put that on your resume brochure.
My whole face could puff up.
Make it one of your special skills.
Knocking someone out is also a special skill.
Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.
Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.
You could put carob chips on there.
Bye.
Supposed to be less calories.
Bye.
I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something.
All right, here it goes.
Nah.
What would I say?
I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human.
I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to.
Oh, I can't do it. Come on!
No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't.
How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good.
Here she comes! Speak, you fool!
Hi!
I'm sorry. You're talking.
Yes, I know.
You're talking!
I'm so sorry.
No, it's OK. It's fine.
I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed.
Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting.
This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee!
I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me.
And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised.
That was a little weird. I'm talking with a bee.
Yeah.
I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me!
I just want to say I'm grateful.
I'll leave now.
Wait! How did you learn to do that?
What?
The talking thing.
Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.
That's very funny.
Yeah.
Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with.
Anyway... Can I... get you something?
Like what?
I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Coffee?
I don't want to put you out.
It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.
It's just coffee.
I hate to impose.
Don't be ridiculous!
Actually, I would love a cup.
Hey, you want rum cake?
I shouldn't.
Have some.
No, I can't.
Come on!
I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.
Where?
These stripes don't help.
You look great!
I don't know if you know anything about fashion.
Are you all right?
No.
He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison.
He finally gets there.
He runs up the steps into the church.
The wedding is on.
And he says, "Watermelon?
I thought you said Guatemalan.
Why would I marry a watermelon?"
Is that a bee joke?
That's the kind of stuff we do.
Yeah, different.
So, what are you gonna do, Barry?
About work? I don't know.
I want to do my part for The Hive, but I can't do it the way they want.
I know how you feel.
You do?
Sure.
My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.
Really?
My only interest is flowers.
Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan.
Anyway, if you look... There's my hive right there. See it?
You're in Sheep Meadow!
Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!
No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once.
Why do girls put rings on their toes?
Why not?
It's like putting a hat on your knee.
Maybe I'll try that.
You all right, ma'am?
Oh, yeah. Fine.
Just having two cups of coffee!
Anyway, this has been great.
Thanks for the coffee.
Yeah, it's no trouble.
Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life.
Are you...?
Can I take a piece of this with me?
Sure! Here, have a crumb.
Thanks!
Yeah.
All right. Well, then... I guess I'll see you around. Or not.
OK, Barry.
And thank you so much again... for before.
Oh, that? That was nothing.
Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...
This can't possibly work.
He's all set to go.
We may as well try it.
OK, Dave, pull the chute.
Sounds amazing.
It was amazing!
It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life.
Humans! I can't believe you were with humans!
Giant, scary humans!
What were they like?
Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.
They eat crazy giant things.
They drive crazy.
Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
Some of them. But some of them don't.
How'd you get back?
Poodle.
You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see.
You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal.
Well...
Well?
Well, I met someone.
You did? Was she Bee-ish?
A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
No, no, no, not a wasp.
Spider?
I'm not attracted to spiders.
I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face.
So who is she?
She's... human.
No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law.
Her name's Vanessa.
Oh, boy.
She's so nice. And she's a florist!
Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!
We're not dating.
You're flying outside The Hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite!
She saved my life! And she understands me.
This is over!
Eat this.
This is not over! What was that?
They call it a crumb.
It was so stingin' stripey!
And that's not what they eat.
That's what falls off what they eat!
You know what a Cinnabon is?
No.
It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up...
Sit down!
...really hot!
Listen to me!
We are not them! We're us.
There's us and there's them!
Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning?
There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me!
You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee!
Thinking bee.
Thinking bee.
Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
There he is. He's in the pool.
You know what your problem is, Barry?
I gotta start thinking bee?
How much longer will this go on?
It's been three days! Why aren't you working?
I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about.
What life? You have no life!
You have no job. You're barely a bee!
Would it kill you to make a little honey?
Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you.
Martin, would you talk to him?
Barry, I'm talking to you!
You coming?
Got everything?
All set!
Go ahead. I'll catch up.
Don't be too long.
Watch this!
Vanessa!
We're still here.
I told you not to yell at him.
He doesn't respond to yelling!
Then why yell at me?
Because you don't listen!
I'm not listening to this.
Sorry, I've gotta go.
Where are you going?
I'm meeting a friend.
A girl? Is this why you can't decide?
Bye.
I just hope she's Bee-ish.
They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena?
To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream!
Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering.
A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events?
No. All right, I've got one.
How come you don't fly everywhere?
It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster.
Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
All right, your turn.
TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane!
You don't have that?
We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease.
Oh, my.
Dumb bees!
You must want to sting all those jerks.
We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us.
So you have to watch your temper.
Very carefully.
You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust.
Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?
Yeah.
What is wrong with you?!
It's a bug.
He's not bothering anybody.
Get out of here, you creep!
What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?
Yeah, it was. How did you know?
It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.
You've really got that down to a science.
I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
I'll bet.
What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this?
How did this get here? cute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select?
Is he that actor?
I never heard of him.
Why is this here?
For people. We eat it.
You don't have enough food of your own?
Well, yes.
How do you get it?
Bees make it.
I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it!
There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing!
It's organic.
It's our-ganic!
It's just honey, Barry.
Just what?!
Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing!
You've taken our homes, schools,hospitals! This is all we have!
And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this.
I'm getting to the bottom of all of this!
Hey, Hector. You almost done?
Almost.
He is here. I sense it.
Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around.
You're busted, box boy!
I knew I heard something.
So you can talk!
I can talk. And now you'll start talking!
Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier?
I don't understand.
I thought we were friends.
The last thing we want to do is upset bees!
You're too late! It's ours now!
You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword!
You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio!
Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where!
Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!
Crazy person!
What horrible thing has happened here?
These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now
they're on the road to nowhere!
Just keep still.
What? You're not dead?
Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed?
To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here.
I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off!
I'm going to Tacoma.
And you?
He really is dead.
All right.
Uh-oh!
What is that?!
Oh, no!
A wiper! Triple blade!
Triple blade?
Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!
Why does everything have
to be so doggone clean?!
How much do you people need to see?!
Open your eyes!
Stick your head out the window!
From NPR News in Washington,
I'm Carl Kasell.
But don't kill no more bugs!
Bee!
Moose blood guy!!
You hear something?
Like what?
Like tiny screaming.
Turn off the radio.
Whassup, bee boy?
Hey, Blood.
Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see.
Wow!
I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours.
Bees hang tight. We're all jammed in.
It's a close community.
Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own.
What if you get in trouble?
You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack!
At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls.
Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.
You got to be kidding me!
Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee!
Hey, guys!
Mooseblood!
I knew I'd catch y'all down here.
Did you bring your crazy straw?
We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit.
What is this place?
A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead.
They are pinheads!
Pinhead.
Check out the new smoker.
Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000!
Smoker?
Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out.
They make the honey, and we make the money.
"They make the honey, and we make the money"?
Oh, my!
What's going on? Are you OK?
Yeah. It doesn't last too long.
Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls?
Our queen was moved here. We had no choice.
This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen!
What is this?
Oh, no!
There's hundreds of them!
Bee honey.
Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale!
This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something.
Oh, Barry, stop.
Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor.
Do these look like rumors?
That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this?
He's been talking to humans.
What? Talking to humans?!
He has a human girlfriend. And they make out!
Make out? Barry!
We do not.
You wish you could.
Whose side are you on?
The bees!
I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night.
Barry, this is what you want to do with your life?
I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees!
Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked
your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop.
I remember that.
What right do they have to our honey?
We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!
Even if it's true, what can one bee do?
Sting them where it really hurts.
In the face! The eye!
That would hurt.
No.
Up the nose? That's a killer.
There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters.
Hive at Five, The Hive's only full-hour action news source.
No more bee beards!
With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Chung.
Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.
And I'm Jeanette Ohung.
A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally!
Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, classy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon.
Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.
Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from The Hive. I can't do this"?
Bees have never been afraid to change the world.
What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?
Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.
We were thinking of stickball or candy stores.
How old are you?
The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century.
You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too.
It's a common name. Next week...
He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots...
Next week...
Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em.
Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live.
Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish.
In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness!
It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.
Honey, her backhand's a joke!
I'm not gonna take advantage of that?
Quiet, please.
Actual work going on here.
Is that that same bee?
Yes, it is!
I'm helping him sue the human race.
Hello.
Hello, bee.
This is Ken.
Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.
Why does he talk again?
Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working.
But it's our yogurt night!
Bye-bye.
Why is yogurt night so difficult?!
You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours!
Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help.
Frosting...
How many sugars?
Just one. I try not to use the competition.
So why are you helping me?
Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now.
Those are great, if you're three.
And artificial flowers.
Oh, those just get me psychotic!
Yeah, me too.
Bent stingers, pointless pollination.
Bees must hate those fake things!
Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done.
Maybe this could make up for it a little bit.
This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.
I guess.
You sure you want to go through with it?
Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty!
It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak.
What have we gotten into here, Barry?
It's pretty big, isn't it?
I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day.
You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers?
Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade.
What's the matter?
I don't know, I just got a chill.
Well, if it isn't the bee team.
You boys work on this?
All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding.
All right. Case number 4475,
Superior Court of New York,
Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session.
Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively?
A privilege.
Mr. Benson... you're representing all the bees of the world?
I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed.
Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us.
If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean.
I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches!
Talking bee!
How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry?
They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Cloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids!
Mr. Benson?
Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's pretty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives.
Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys!
I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are!
I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice!
Call your first witness.
So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have.
I suppose so.
I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron!
Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms.
Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term.
I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you?
No.
I couldn't hear you.
No.
No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey.
They're very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.
You mean like this?
Bears kill bees!
How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough. Take him away.
So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. Where have I heard it before?
I was with a band called The Police.
But you've never been a police officer, have you?
No, I haven't.
No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name.
Oh, please.
Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!
That's not his real name?! You idiots!
Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005.
Thank you. Thank you.
I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow.
I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?
Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir?
Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now!
This isn't a goodfella.
This is a badfella!
Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?!
Order in this court!
You're all thinking it!
Order! Order, I say!
Say it!
Mr. Liotta, please sit down!
I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury's on our side.
Are we doing everything right, legally?
I'm a florist.
Right. Well, here's to a great team.
To a great team!
Well, hello.
Ken!
Hello.
I didn't think you were coming.
No, I was just late I tried to call, but... the battery.
I didn't want all this to go to waste,
so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.
Oh, that was lucky.
There's a little left. I could heat it up.
Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.
So I hear you're quite a tennis player. I'm not much for the game myself. The ball's a little grabby.
That's where I usually sit. Right... there.
Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill.
You think I don't see what you're doing?
I know how hard it is to find the right job. We have that in common.
Do we?
Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out.
That's just what I was thinking about doing.
Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.
I'm going to drain the old stinger.
Yeah, you do that.
Look at that.
You know, I've just about had it with your little Mind Games.
What's that?
Italian Vogue.
Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.
A lot of ads.
Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine?
Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here!
I love the smell of flowers.
How do you like the smell of flames?!
Not as much.
Water bug! Not taking sides!
Ken, I'm wearing a Chapstick hat!
This is pathetic!
I've got issues!
Well, well, well, a royal flush!
You're bluffing.
Am I?
Surf's up, dude!
Poo water!
That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings!
Kenneth! What are you doing?!
You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it!
We need to talk! He's just a little bee!
And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time!
Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life?
No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them!
Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...
My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster!
Goodbye, Ken.
And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man!
I'm sorry about all that.
I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it!
I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn't overcome it.
Oh, well.
Are you OK for the trial?
I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas.
We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.
Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers...
Yeah.
Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over.
Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees.
You got the tweezers?
Are you allergic?
Only to losing, son. Only to losing.
Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know.
What exactly is your relationship to that woman?
We're friends.
Good friends?
Yes.
How good? Do you live together?
Wait a minute... Are you her little... bedbug?
I've seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children?
Yeah, but...
So those aren't your real parents!
Oh, Barry...
Yes, they are!
Hold me back!
You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson?
He's denouncing bees!
Don't y'all date your cousins?
Objection!
I'm going to pincushion this guy!
Adam, don't! It's what he wants!
Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit!
Order! Order!
The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way!
Adam, stay with me.
I can't feel my legs.
What Angel of Mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks?
I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please!
The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed Turn Against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery.
Hey, buddy.
Hey.
Is there much pain?
Yeah.
I... I blew the whole case, didn't I?
It doesn't matter. What matters is
you're alive. You could have died.
I'd be better off dead. Look at me.
They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there's a little celery still on it.
What was it like to sting someone?
I can't explain it. It was all... All adrenaline and then...and then ecstasy!
All right.
You think it was all a trap?
Of course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into this.
What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world.
What will the humans do to us if they win?
I don't know.
I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad.
Adam, they check in, but they don't check out!
Oh, my.
Could you get a nurse to close that window?
Why?
The smoke.
Bees don't smoke.
Right. Bees don't smoke.
Bees don't smoke!
But some bees are smoking.
That's it! That's our case!
It is? It's not over?
Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.
Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can.
And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.
Mr. Flayman.
Yes? Yes, Your Honor!
Where is the rest of your team?
Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time.
I actually heard a funny story about...
Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on?
They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses.
I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case!
Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion.
But you can't! We have a terrific case.
Where is your proof?
Where is the evidence?
Show me the smoking gun!
Hold it, Your Honor!
You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun.
What is that?
It's a bee smoker!
What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee.
Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps?
Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man?
What are we gonna do?
He's playing the species card.
Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees!
Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees!
The court finds in favor of the bees!
Vanessa, we won!
I knew you could do it! High-five!
Sorry.
I'm OK! You know what this means?
All the honey will finally belong to the bees.
Now we won't have to work so hard all the time.
This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson.
You'll regret this.
Barry, how much honey is out there?
All right. One at a time.
Barry, who are you wearing?
My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants.
What if Montgomery's right?
What do you mean?
We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years.
Congratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement?
First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps.
Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop.
We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine.
We're all aware of what they do in the woods.
Wait for my signal. Take him out.
He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine.
And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames...
But it's just a prance-about stage name!
...unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments.
Can't breathe.
Bring it in, boys!
Hold it right there! Good.
Tap it.
Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups and there's gallons more coming!
I think we need to shut down!
Shut down? We've never shut down.
Shut down honey production!
Stop making honey!
Turn your key, sir!
What do we do now?
Cannonball!
We're shutting honey production!
Mission abort.
Aborting pollination and nectar detail.
Returning to base.
Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there.
Oh, yeah?
What's going on? Where is everybody?
Are they out celebrating?
They're home.
They don't know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in.
I heard your Uncle Carl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket.
At least we got our honey back.
Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't?
It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it.
This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now...
Now I can't.
I don't understand why they're not happy.
I thought their lives would be better!
They're doing nothing. It's amazing.
Honey really changes people.
You don't have any idea what's going on, do you?
What did you want to show me?
This.
What happened here?
That is not the half of it.
Oh, no. Oh, my.
They're all wilting.
Doesn't look very good, does it?
No.
And whose fault do you think that is?
You know, I'm gonna guess bees.
Bees?
Specifically, me.
I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things.
It's not just flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.
That's our whole SAT test right there.
Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom.
And then, of course...
The human species?
So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn't it?
I know this is also partly my fault.
How about a suicide pact?
How do we do it?
I'll sting you, you step on me.
That just kills you twice.
Right, right.
Listen, Barry... sorry, but I gotta get going.
I had to open my mouth and talk.
Vanessa?
Vanessa? Why are you leaving?
Where are you going?
To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena.
They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying.
It's the Last Chance I'll ever have to see it.
Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.
I never meant it to turn out like this.
I know. Me neither.
Tournament of Roses.
Roses can't do sports.
Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?
Roses!
Vanessa!
Roses?!
Barry?
Roses are flowers!
Yes, they are.
Flowers, bees, pollen!
I know.
That's why this is the last parade.
Maybe not.
Could you ask him to slow down?
Could you slow down?
Barry!
OK, I made a huge mistake.
This is a total disaster, all my fault.
Yes, it kind of is.
I've ruined the planet. I wanted to help you with the flower shop. I've made it worse.
Actually, it's completely closed down.
I thought maybe you were remodeling.
But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined.
I don't want to hear it!
All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen.
I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park.
All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got.
Bees.
Park.
Pollen!
Flowers.
Repollination!
Across the nation!
Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, California.
They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy.
Security will be tight.
I have an idea.
Vanessa Bloome, FTD.
Official floral business. It's real.
Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.
Thank you. It was a gift.
Once inside, we just pick the right float.
How about The Princess and the Pea?
I could be the princess, and you could be the pea!
Yes, I got it.
Where should I sit?
What are you?
I believe I'm the pea.
The pea?
It goes under the mattresses.
Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.
I'm getting the marshal.
You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco!
Let's see what this baby'll do.
Hey, what are you doing?!
Then all we do is blend in with traffic... without arousing suspicion.
Once at the airport, there's no stopping us.
Stop! Security.
You and your insect pack your float?
Yes.
Has it been in your possession the entire time?
Would you remove your shoes?
Remove your stinger.
It's part of me.
I know. Just having some fun.
Enjoy your flight.
Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job.
Can you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job!
I think this is gonna work.
It's got to work.
Attention, passengers, this is Captain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York. It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay.
Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'll never make it.
I gotta get up there and talk to them.
Be careful.
Can I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.
Captain, I'm in a real situation.
What'd you say, Hal?
Nothing.
Bee!
Don't freak out! My entire species...
What are you doing?
Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!
Who's an attorney?
Don't move.
Oh, Barry.
Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry!
What happened here?
There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded.
One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious!
Is that another bee joke?
No!
No one's flying the plane!
This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What's your status?
This is Vanessa Bloome. I'm a florist from New York.
Where's the pilot?
He's unconscious, and so is the copilot.
Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience?
As a matter of fact, there is.
Who's that?
Barry Benson.
From the honey trial?! Oh, great.
Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee.
It's got giant wings, huge engines.
I can't fly a plane.
Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?
Yes.
How hard could it be?
Wait, Barry!
We're headed into some lightning.
This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing.
Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory...
That's Barry!
...is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew.
Flowers?!
We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience.
Just a minute. There's a bee on that plane.
I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres.
They've done enough damage.
But isn't he your only hope?
Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all.
Their wings are too small... Haven't we heard this a million times?
"The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense."
Get this on the air!
Got it.
Stand by.
We're going live.
The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs.
But let me tell you about a small job. If you do it well, it makes a big difference.
More than we realized. To us, to everyone.
That's why I want to get bees back to working together. That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O.
We get behind a fellow.
Black and yellow!
Hello!
Left, right, down, hover.
Hover?
Forget hover.
This isn't so hard.
Beep-beep! Beep-beep!
Barry, what happened?!
Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time.
That may have been helping me.
And now we're not!
So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.
All of you, let's get behind this fellow! Move it out!
Move out!
Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, you copy me with the wings of the plane!
Don't have to yell.
I'm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble.
It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice!
It's not a tone. I'm panicking!
I can't do this!
Vanessa, pull yourself together. You have to snap out of it!
You snap out of it.
You snap out of it.
You snap out of it!
You snap out of it!
You snap out of it!
You snap out of it!
You snap out of it!
You snap out of it!
Hold it!
Why? Come on, it's my turn.
How is the plane flying?
I don't know.
Hello?
Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there?
The Pollen Jocks!
They do get behind a fellow.
Black and yellow.
Hello.
All right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop.
Where? I can't see anything. Can you?
No, nothing. It's all cloudy.
Come on. You got to think bee, Barry.
Thinking bee.
Thinking bee.
Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
Wait a minute. I think I'm feeling something.
What?
I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.
Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.
Bring the nose down.
Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
What in the world is on the tarmac?
Get some lights on that!
Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
Vanessa, aim for the flower.
OK.
Cut the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys?
Affirmative!
Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.
Land on that flower!
Ready? Full reverse!
Spin it around!
Not that flower! The other one!
Which one?
That flower.
I'm aiming at the flower!
That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.
I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees!
Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.
Rotate around it.
This is insane, Barry!
This's the only way I know how to fly.
Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern?
Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse!
Just drop it. Be a part of it.
Aim for the center!
Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!
Come on, already.
Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly!
Yes. No high-five!
Right.
Barry, it worked!
Did you see the giant flower?
What giant flower? Where? Of course
I saw the flower! That was genius!
Thank you.
But we're not done yet.
Listen, everyone!
This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth.
That means this is our Last Chance. We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this.
If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say?
Are we going to be bees, or just Museum of Natural History keychains?
We're bees!
Keychain!
Then follow me! Except Keychain.
Hold on, Barry. Here. You've earned this.
Yeah!
I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.
Oh, yeah.
That's our Barry.
Mom! The bees are back!
If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time. I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight!
Here's your change. Have a great afternoon! Can I help who's next?
Would you like some honey with that?
It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.
Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. And I don't see a nickel!
Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat!
I had no idea.
Barry, I'm sorry.
Have you got a moment?
Would you excuse me?
My mosquito associate will help you.
Sorry I'm late.
He's a lawyer too?
I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase.
Have a great afternoon!
Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can't get them anywhere.
No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me.
You're a lifesaver, Barry. Can I help who's next?
All right, scramble, jocks! It's time to fly.
Thank you, Barry!
That bee is living my life!
Let it go, Kenny.
When will this nightmare end?!
Let it all go.
Beautiful day to fly.
Sure is.
Between you and me,
I was dying to get out of that office.
You have got to start thinking bee, my friend.
Thinking bee!
Me?
Hold it. Let's just stop for a second. Hold it.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. Can we stop here?
I'm not making a major life decision during a production number!
All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up, guys.
I had virtually no rehearsal for that.

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