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#REAGAN THE SOULFUL AND JORDYN THE AGILE

Within a days walk of New Haven in the province of Finland, there was a decayed mansion where Reagan lived.

Reagan lived with Clumsy Alexis, Jessie the Agreeable, Julia the Quiet, Energetic Rory, Level-headed Peyton, Elliot the Soulful, Phoenix the Sensitive, Artificial Alexandra, and Evasive Reagan.

Reese the Brave, Awful the Spirit of 1776, Lazy Jaylin, Reese the Natural, and Funny Reagan were friends of Reagan.

There came into the region of New Haven a very revolting serpent known as Joan of Arc.

Joan of Arc forcibly seized Internal Rory.

Blake bumped into Reagan the Soulful. "Nice to meet you Blake" muttered Reagan the Soulful.

"Nice to meet you Reagan the Soulful" retorted Blake.

"Well, you certainly are fabulous," ejected Reagan the Soulful.

"Yes, I am," conceded Blake. "But it's been said that I'm also paternalistic!"

"Here," said Blake, "you'll need this," and gave Reagan the Soulful the Dynamic-Electron Singularity.

"What's this?" asked Reagan the Soulful.

"What does it look like?" replied Blake. "It's a special, magical Dynamic-Electron Singularity. Perhaps you can use it in your struggle with Joan of Arc."

Worthless Joan of Arc bumped into Reagan the Soulful. "Oh, it's you, Worthless Joan of Arc" muttered Reagan the Soulful.

"Ugh. Its Reagan the Soulful" returned Worthless Joan of Arc.

"Well, you certainly are revolting," mused Reagan the Soulful.

"Yes, I am," conceded Worthless Joan of Arc. "But it's been said that I'm also worthless!"

Worthless Joan of Arc turned into a serpent, and Reagan the Soulful bridled her, led her into the yard, and jumped on her back. The serpent carried her off over hills and dales and ravines, and did all she could to try and throw her rider. But no! Reagan the Soulful stuck on tight, and thumped her over the head like anything with the aspen cudgel, and went on treating her with a taste of the cudgel until she knocked her off her feet, and then pitched into her as she lay on the ground, gave her another half-dozen blows or so, and at last beat Worthless Joan of Arc to death.

Reagan's horse smote Joan of Arc full swing with its hoof, and cracked her skull, and Reagan made an end of her with a club. Thanks to Reagan the Soulful, Joan of Arc was completely burnt to cinders.

Meddlesome Emerson, a meddlesome boar, paid a visit to New Haven.

Imprisonment, detention of Reagan the Soulful.

Reagan bumped into Blake again.

"Here," said Blake the Paternalistic, "you'll need this," and gave Reagan the Soulful the Positron-Kinetic-Pneumatic-External Event horizon.

"What's this?" asked Reagan the Soulful.

"What does it look like?" replied Blake. "It's a special, magical Positron-Kinetic-Pneumatic-External Event horizon. Perhaps you can use it in your struggle with Meddlesome Emerson."

"Thanks!" said a grateful Reagan.

Meddlesome Emerson bumped into Reagan. "Gods be with you Meddlesome Emerson" said Reagan.

"Gods be with you Reagan" returned Meddlesome Emerson.

"Well, you certainly are meddlesome," exclaimed Reagan.

"Yes, I am," conceded Meddlesome Emerson. "But it's been said that I'm also crass!"

Reagan manipulated the Positron-Kinetic-Pneumatic-External Event horizon to annoy Meddlesome Emerson.

And Reagan the Soulful hung, drawn, and quartered Emerson. Thanks to Reagan the Soulful, the crass boar was completely burnt to cinders.

There came into the region of New Haven a very suspect individual known as Micah the Suspect.

Micah the Suspect kidnapped Internal Rory.

Reagan encountered Blake the Paternalistic again.

"Here," said Blake, "you'll need this," and gave Reagan the Soulful the Sub-space-Auxiliary Amplitude.

"What's this?" asked Reagan.

"What does it look like?" replied Blake. "It's a special, magical Sub-space-Auxiliary Amplitude. Perhaps you can use it in your struggle with Micah."

Micah bumped into Reagan. "Oh, hello, Micah" exclaimed Reagan.

"Oh, dear. Reagan" retorted Micah.

"Well, you certainly are suspect," remarked Reagan.

"Yes, I am," conceded Micah. "But it's been said that I'm also odious!"

Reagan the Soulful greeted Micah the Suspect, and caught hold of his right little finger. Micah tried to shake her off, flying first about the house and then out of it, but all in vain. At last Micah the Suspect after soaring on high, struck the ground, and fell to pieces, becoming a fine yellow sand.

So Micah was given a tongue-lashing by Reagan. and Reagan the Soulful cut him into small pieces, which were buried throughout the woods. But Micah the Suspect vanished, and was never seen again.

Kamryn the Unsure, a unsure person, paid a visit to New Haven.

Kamryn the Unsure murdered Rory, a friend of Reagan, for reasons unknown.

It happens to everyone eventually. It happened to her sooner. There was much wailing in New Haven.

"Curses!" rumbled Kamryn.

Reagan the Soulful bumped into Blake the Paternalistic again.

"Here," said Blake the Paternalistic, "you'll need this," and gave Reagan the Soulful the Magic Accordion.

"What's this?" asked Reagan the Soulful.

"What does it look like?" replied Blake the Paternalistic. "It's a special, magical Magic Accordion. Perhaps you can use it in your struggle with Kamryn."

"Thanks!" said a grateful Reagan the Soulful.

Kamryn the Unsure bumped into Reagan. "I'll see you in Hell, Kamryn the Unsure" said Reagan.

"Oh, hello, Reagan" returned Kamryn the Unsure.

"Well, you certainly are rocky," ejected Reagan.

"Yes, I am," conceded Kamryn the Unsure. "But it's been said that I'm also unsure!"

"Don't go bragging like that!" says Reagan

Reagan deployed the Magic Accordion to defeat Kamryn the Unsure.

And Kamryn was brought to justice by Reagan. Reagan said, "Into the bottomless pit with you! Out of sight, accursed one!"

A frightful swarm of ants known as Nathan the Frightful came into the region of New Haven one day.

Nathan the Frightful forcibly seized Internal Rory.

Reagan the Soulful found Blake again.

"Here," said Blake the Paternalistic, "you'll need this," and gave Reagan the Singing Telegram.

"What's this?" asked Reagan the Soulful.

"What does it look like?" replied Blake the Paternalistic. "It's a special, magical Singing Telegram. Perhaps you can use it in your struggle with Nathan the Frightful."

Blake said "I will tell you a story":

In New Haven in the nation of Finland, there is a decayed mansion where Reagan the Soulful lives.

Reagan lives with Clumsy Alexis, Jessie the Agreeable, Julia the Quiet, Energetic Rory, Level-headed Peyton, Elliot the Soulful, Phoenix the Sensitive, Artificial Alexandra, and Evasive Reagan.

Reese the Brave, Awful the Spirit of 1776, Lazy Jaylin, Reese the Natural, and Funny Reagan are known to Reagan.

New Haven plays host to a vicious swarm of ants, Nathan the Frightful.

The harvest is destroyed by Nathan the Frightful. All in Finland begins to feel the pangs of hunger.

The Spirit of 1776 bumps into Reagan. "Salutations! the Spirit of 1776" remarks Reagan.

"Greetings, Reagan" returnes the Spirit of 1776.

"Well, you certainly are callous," ejects Reagan.

"Yes, I am," concedes the Spirit of 1776. "But it's been said that I'm also volcanic!"

"Here," said the Spirit of 1776, "you'll need this," and gave Reagan the Pneumatic Event horizon.

"What's this?" asked Reagan the Soulful.

"What does it look like?" replied Volcanic the Spirit of 1776. "It's a special, magical Pneumatic Event horizon. Perhaps you can use it in your struggle with Nathan the Frightful."

"I have a tale for you," says Volcanic the Spirit of 1776, "Reagan the Soulful:"

Nathan the Frightful, a frightful swarm of ants, pays a visit to New Haven.

Reagan lives in a decayed mansion just on the verge of New Haven in the kingdom Finland.

Reagan the Soulful went down to the a small stream, stripped off her clothes, and went into the water. Then there came a swarm of ants out of the water and sat on top of Reagan the Soulful's clothes. She tried to drive the swarm of ants away, but he stuck and would not move.

Too bad Reagan had never learned to swim.

When G-d calls one home, there is never room for argument. There is much wailing in New Haven.

This may sound fantastic, but in all the world there is nothing stranger than the truth, and it all happened exactly as I have told you, for I was there, as sure as my name is the Spirit of 1776.

"And now," concludes the Spirit of 1776, "my tale is done."

Reagan the Soulful is a bit taken aback by the tale.

Nathan bumps into Reagan the Soulful. "Well, look who this is: Nathan" ejects Reagan the Soulful.

"Oh, it's you, Reagan the Soulful" returnes Nathan.

"Well, you certainly are vicious," remarks Reagan the Soulful.

"Yes, I am," concedes Nathan. "But it's been said that I'm also frightful!"

"Don't go bragging like that!" says Reagan the Soulful

Presently the midnight hour sounded. The earth began to shake, and the swarm of ants came rushing up, and burst right through the fence into the park, so huge was it. Reagan pulled himself together, leapt to his feet, crossed himself, and went straight at the swarm of ants. It fled back, and Reagan the Soulful ran after it. But he soon saw that she couldn't catch it on foot, so he hastened to the stable, laid her hands on the best horse there, and set off in pursuit. Presently she came up with the swarm of ants, and they began a fight. They fought and fought; Reagan the Soulful gave the swarm of ants three wounds. At last they were both utterly exhausted, so they lay down to take a short rest. But the moment Reagan the Soulful closed her eyes, up jumped the swarm of ants and took to flight. Reagan's horse awoke her; up she jumped in a moment, and set off again in pursuit, caught up the swarm of ants, and again began fighting with it. Again Reagan the Soulful gave the swarm of ants three wounds, and then she and the swarm of ants lay down again to rest. Thereupon away fled the swarm of ants as before. Reagan the Soulful caught it up, and again gave it three wounds. But all of a sudden, just as Reagan the Soulful began chasing it for the fourth time, the swarm of ants fell to the ground.

Nathan was struck down by the hand of Reagan. and that is that.

Zion, a smart individual, pays a visit to New Haven.

Reagan is tormented at night by Jaffar.

Reagan the Soulful came across Volcanic the Spirit of 1776 again.

"Here," said Volcanic the Spirit of 1776, "you'll need this," and gave Reagan the Magic Accordion.

"What's this?" asked Reagan.

"What does it look like?" replied Volcanic the Spirit of 1776. "It's a special, magical Magic Accordion. Perhaps you can use it in your struggle with Zion the Emotional."

Zion bumps into Reagan the Soulful. "Hello there, Zion" exclaims Reagan the Soulful.

"Gods be with you Reagan the Soulful" replies Zion.

"Well, you certainly are smart," says Reagan the Soulful.

"Yes, I am," concedes Zion. "But it's been said that I'm also emotional!"

Reagan and Zion the Emotional engages in battle.

Zion was struck down by the hand of Reagan the Soulful. The body is left in the possession of Reagan the Soulful, who scraps together the pieces and burnes them in the stove. But Zion the Emotional sits to this day in the pit - in Tartarus.

A negative rabbit known as Kayden the Negative comes into the region of New Haven.

Kayden the Negative issues an order to kill. It requires proof. THIS WASs CRUEL.

Reagan the Soulful met Volcanic the Spirit of 1776 again.

"Here," said the Spirit of 1776, "you'll need this," and gave Reagan the Soulful the Singing Telegram.

"What's this?" asked Reagan the Soulful.

"What does it look like?" replied Volcanic the Spirit of 1776. "It's a special, magical Singing Telegram. Perhaps you can use it in your struggle with Kayden the Negative."

"Thanks!" said a grateful Reagan.

Kayden bumps into Reagan the Soulful. "Oh. Kayden" remarks Reagan the Soulful.

"Oh, it's you, Reagan the Soulful" mutters Kayden.

"Well, you certainly are negative," ejects Reagan the Soulful.

"Yes, I am," concedes Kayden. "But it's been said that I'm also hideous!"

"Don't go bragging like that!" says Reagan the Soulful

Reagan deploys the Singing Telegram to trounce Kayden.

Kayden was struck down by the hand of Reagan. and that is that.

A very horrible eagle known as Horrible Tyler comes into the region of New Haven.

Tyler threatens to marry Alexis.

Reagan came across the Spirit of 1776 again.

"Here," said the Spirit of 1776, "you'll need this," and gave Reagan the Neural Relay.

"What's this?" asked Reagan.

"What does it look like?" replied Volcanic the Spirit of 1776. "It's a special, magical Neural Relay. Perhaps you can use it in your struggle with Tyler."

"Thanks!" said a thankful Reagan the Soulful.

Horrible Tyler bumps into Reagan the Soulful. "Well, look who this is: Horrible Tyler" ejects Reagan the Soulful.

"Well, look who this is: Reagan the Soulful" responds Horrible Tyler.

"Well, you certainly are horrible," mutters Reagan the Soulful.

"Yes, I am," concedes Horrible Tyler. "But it's been said that I'm also lumpy!"

"Don't go bragging like that!" says Reagan the Soulful

Reagan deploys the Neural Relay to vanquish Horrible Tyler.

And Reagan the Soulful cut the feet off from Tyler and placed him on a stump by the roadside. and they placed him in a coffin, and carried it to church, whereupon it burst into horrible flames, singeing the hands of those who dared carry it.

One night in New Haven, a stupid hawk known as Leslie the Cold strides in.

Leslie suggests that Clumsy Alexis, Jessie the Agreeable, Julia the Quiet, Energetic Rory, Peyton, Elliot the Soulful, Phoenix, Alexandra, and Evasive Reagan could be forced into a marriage of convenience.

Reagan found the Spirit of 1776 again.

"Here," said the Spirit of 1776, "you'll need this," and gave Reagan the Soulful the #SWAG.

"What's this?" asked Reagan.

"What does it look like?" replied Volcanic the Spirit of 1776. "It's a special, magical #SWAG. Perhaps you can use it in your struggle with Leslie."

"Thanks!" said a thankful Reagan the Soulful.

"I have a tale for you," says the Spirit of 1776, "Leslie of Finland:"

New Haven plays host to a stupid hawk, Leslie.

There was once an old decayed mansion that stood in the middle of a deep gloomy New Haven, and in the decayed mansion lived Reagan the Soulful.

Reagan the Soulful went down to the a small stream, stripped off her clothes, and went into the water. Then there came a hawk out of the water and sat on top of Reagan's clothes. She tried to drive the hawk away, but she stuck and would not move.

Regretably, Reagan had a considerable attachment to breathing.

When G-d calls one home, there is never room for argument.

In all the world there is nothing stranger than the truth, and it all happened exactly as I have told you, for I was there, as sure as my name is the Spirit of 1776.

"And now," concludes Volcanic the Spirit of 1776, "my tale is done."

Reagan the Soulful is a bit taken aback by the tale.

Leslie the Cold bumps into Reagan the Soulful. "Ugh. Its Leslie the Cold" ejects Reagan the Soulful.

"I'll see you in Hell, Reagan the Soulful" retorts Leslie the Cold.

"Well, you certainly are cold," ejects Reagan the Soulful.

"Yes, I am," concedes Leslie the Cold. "But it's been said that I'm also stupid!"

"Don't go bragging like that!" says Reagan the Soulful

Presently the midnight hour sounded. The earth began to shake, and the hawk came rushing up, and burst right through the fence into the park, so huge was it. Reagan pulled himself together, leapt to his feet, crossed himself, and went straight at the hawk. It fled back, and Reagan the Soulful ran after it. But he soon saw that she couldn't catch it on foot, so he hastened to the stable, laid her hands on the best horse there, and set off in pursuit. Presently she came up with the hawk, and they began a fight. They fought and fought; Reagan gave the hawk three wounds. At last they were both utterly exhausted, so they lay down to take a short rest. But the moment Reagan closed her eyes, up jumped the hawk and took to flight. Reagan's horse awoke her; up she jumped in a moment, and set off again in pursuit, caught up the hawk, and again began fighting with it. Again Reagan the Soulful gave the hawk three wounds, and then she and the hawk lay down again to rest. Thereupon away fled the hawk as before. Reagan caught it up, and again gave it three wounds. But all of a sudden, just as Reagan the Soulful began chasing it for the fourth time, the hawk fell to the ground.

Leslie the Cold was struck down by the hand of Reagan. Reagan the Soulful said, "Into the bottomless pit with you! Out of sight, accursed one!"

New Haven plays host to a banal griffin, Jaylin.

Jaylin the Banal kidnapped Energetic Rory.

Reagan the Soulful encountered Volcanic the Spirit of 1776 again.

"Here," said the Spirit of 1776, "you'll need this," and gave Reagan the Soulful the Alternate-Dynamic Field.

"What's this?" asked Reagan the Soulful.

"What does it look like?" replied the Spirit of 1776. "It's a special, magical Alternate-Dynamic Field. Perhaps you can use it in your struggle with Jaylin."

Jaylin the Banal bumps into Reagan the Soulful. "Well, look who this is: Jaylin the Banal" mutters Reagan the Soulful.

"Well, look who this is: Reagan the Soulful" volleyes Jaylin the Banal.

"Well, you certainly are banal," mutters Reagan the Soulful.

"Yes, I am," concedes Jaylin the Banal. "But it's been said that I'm also hard-hearted!"

"Don't go bragging like that!" says Reagan the Soulful

Reagan the Soulful uses the Alternate-Dynamic Field to trounce Jaylin the Banal.

Such behavior could not be tolerated: Reagan fell upon Jaylin, bound her with ropes. so Reagan cut her into small pieces, which were buried throughout the woods. the banal griffin is never seen again.

A insane squirrel known as Riley comes into the region of New Haven.

The harvest is destroyed by Riley. All in Finland begins to feel the pangs of hunger.

Reagan the Soulful came across Volcanic the Spirit of 1776 again.

"Here," said the Spirit of 1776, "you'll need this," and gave Reagan the Positron Deflector.

"What's this?" asked Reagan the Soulful.

"What does it look like?" replied Volcanic the Spirit of 1776. "It's a special, magical Positron Deflector. Perhaps you can use it in your struggle with Riley."

Riley bumps into Reagan. "Oh. Riley" exclaims Reagan.

"Ugh. Its Reagan" mutters Riley.

"Well, you certainly are insane," mutters Reagan.

"Yes, I am," concedes Riley. "But it's been said that I'm also venal!"

"Don't go bragging like that!" says Reagan

Reagan deploys the Positron Deflector to defeat Riley the Venal.

Riley was struck down by the hand of Reagan the Soulful. Reagan said, "Into the bottomless pit with you! Out of sight, accursed one!"

Reagan dates for a few years, but decides to remain single and is made king. Years passes, but Reagan still mourns the stinging loss of Rory. After that she lived long and happily, survived to a great age, and then died peacefully.

This may sound fantastic, but in all the world there is nothing stranger than the truth, and it all happened exactly as I have told you, for I was there, as sure as my name is Blake.

"And now," concluded Blake, "my tale is done."

Nathan bumped into Reagan the Soulful. "Oh. Nathan" said Reagan the Soulful.

"Oh. Reagan the Soulful" responded Nathan.

"Well, you certainly are vicious," exclaimed Reagan the Soulful.

"Yes, I am," conceded Nathan. "But it's been said that I'm also frightful!"

Presently the midnight hour sounded. The earth began to shake, and the swarm of ants came rushing up, and burst right through the fence into the park, so huge was it. Reagan pulled himself together, leapt to his feet, crossed himself, and went straight at the swarm of ants. It fled back, and Reagan the Soulful ran after it. But he soon saw that she couldn't catch it on foot, so he hastened to the stable, laid her hands on the best horse there, and set off in pursuit. Presently she came up with the swarm of ants, and they began a fight. They fought and fought; Reagan gave the swarm of ants three wounds. At last they were both utterly exhausted, so they lay down to take a short rest. But the moment Reagan the Soulful closed her eyes, up jumped the swarm of ants and took to flight. Reagan the Soulful's horse awoke her; up she jumped in a moment, and set off again in pursuit, caught up the swarm of ants, and again began fighting with it. Again Reagan the Soulful gave the swarm of ants three wounds, and then she and the swarm of ants lay down again to rest. Thereupon away fled the swarm of ants as before. Reagan the Soulful caught it up, and again gave it three wounds. But all of a sudden, just as Reagan the Soulful began chasing it for the fourth time, the swarm of ants fell to the ground.

Nathan the Frightful was hung, drawn, and quartered by Reagan. Reagan the Soulful said, "Into the bottomless pit with you! Out of sight, accursed one!"

After breakfast in New Haven, a repugnant hawk known as River the Repugnant strode in.

Reagan was driven from her decayed mansion.

Reagan the Soulful was found by Blake the Paternalistic again.

"Here," said Blake, "you'll need this," and gave Reagan the pair of Air Jordans.

"What's this?" asked Reagan.

"What does it look like?" replied Blake the Paternalistic. "It's a special, magical pair of Air Jordans. Perhaps you can use it in your struggle with River the Repugnant."

"I have a tale for you," said Blake the Paternalistic, "Reagan and the Singing Sword:"

A very repugnant hawk known as River the Repugnant comes into the region of New Haven.

River attemptes to deceive victim.

In the distant nation of Finland, Reagan lives in a decayed mansion just on the verge of New Haven.

Reagan the Soulful unwittingly helps River.

River the Repugnant muses that Clumsy Alexis, Jessie, Julia the Quiet, Energetic Rory, Peyton, Elliot the Soulful, Phoenix, Alexandra, and Evasive Reagan could be forced into a marriage of convenience.

Reagan left decayed mansion to walk the dog.

Reagan is challenged to prove heroic qualities.

Reagan responds to this test.

Lily the Gloomy bumps into Reagan the Soulful. "Gods be with you Lily the Gloomy" muses Reagan the Soulful.

"God be with you Reagan the Soulful" replies Lily the Gloomy.

"Well, you certainly are gloomy," rumbles Reagan the Soulful.

"Yes, I am," concedes Lily the Gloomy. "But it's been said that I'm also analytical!"

"Here," said Lily the Gloomy, "you'll need this," and gave Reagan the Singing Sword.

"What's this?" asked Reagan the Soulful.

"What does it look like?" replied Lily. "It's a special, magical Singing Sword. Perhaps you can use it in your struggle with River the Repugnant."

Reagan set out for her decayed mansion.

So she went and had a goodish drink, and then started in search of New Haven.

Reagan the Soulful cut the feet off from Camryn the Fail and placed her on a stump by the roadside. Afterwards Reagan the Soulful heaps up a pile of wood, sets fire to it, burnts Camryn on the pyre, and scatters her ashes to the wind. God evidently does it to educate Camryn for her bemoanness.

This may sound fantastic, but in all the world there is nothing stranger than the truth, and it all happened exactly as I have told you, for I was there, as sure as my name is Blake.

"And now," concluded Blake, "my tale is done."

River bumped into Reagan the Soulful. "I'll see you in Hell, River" said Reagan the Soulful.

"Oh. Reagan the Soulful" retorted River.

"Well, you certainly are rotten," mused Reagan the Soulful.

"Yes, I am," conceded River. "But it's been said that I'm also repugnant!"

River the Repugnant turned into a hawk, and Reagan bridled him, led him into the yard, and jumped on his back. The hawk carried her off over hills and dales and ravines, and did all he could to try and throw his rider. But no! Reagan the Soulful stuck on tight, and thumped him over the head like anything with the aspen cudgel, and went on treating him with a taste of the cudgel until she knocked him off her feet, and then pitched into him as he lay on the ground, gave him another half-dozen blows or so, and at last beat River to death.

Such behavior could not be tolerated: Reagan the Soulful fell upon River the Repugnant, bound him with ropes. and Reagan cut him into small pieces, which were buried throughout the woods.

After breakfast, there came into the region of New Haven a tense person known as Reagan.

Reagan the Tense mused that Alexis, Jessie, Julia, Rory, Level-headed Peyton, Elliot the Soulful, Phoenix the Sensitive, Alexandra, and Reagan could be forced into a marriage of convenience.

Reagan the Soulful came across Blake the Paternalistic again.

"Here," said Blake, "you'll need this," and gave Reagan the Finite-Positron-Linear Shield.

"What's this?" asked Reagan the Soulful.

"What does it look like?" replied Blake. "It's a special, magical Finite-Positron-Linear Shield. Perhaps you can use it in your struggle with Reagan the Tense."

"I have a tale for you," said Blake the Paternalistic, "Reagan and what happened to her:"

A tense person known as Reagan comes into the region of New Haven.

Not far from New Haven in the province of Finland, there is a decayed mansion where Reagan the Soulful lives.

Reagan the Tense throws Reagan into a small stream.

Too bad Reagan the Soulful had never learned to swim.

It was done. There is much wailing in New Haven.

In all the world there is nothing stranger than the truth, and it all happened exactly as I have told you, for I was there, as sure as my name is Blake.

"And now," concluded Blake the Paternalistic, "my tale is done."

Reagan the Soulful was a bit taken aback by the tale.

Reagan bumped into Reagan the Soulful. "I'll see you in Hell, Reagan" exclaimed Reagan the Soulful.

"Well, look who this is: Reagan the Soulful" returned Reagan.

"Well, you certainly are moan," mused Reagan the Soulful.

"Yes, I am," conceded Reagan. "But it's been said that I'm also tense!"

"Don't go bragging like that!" says Reagan the Soulful

Reagan and Reagan engaged in battle.

Seeing that Reagan was perfectly enfeebled, Reagan the Soulful snatched from her her keen faulchion, and with a single blow struck off her head. Behind her voices began to cry: "Strike again! strike again! or she will come to life!" "No," replied Reagan the Soulful, "a hero's hand does not strike twice, but finishes its work with a single blow." they placed her in a coffin, and carried it to church, whereupon it burst into horrible flames, singeing the hands of those who dared carry it. Reagan the Tense disappeared, and was never seen again.

A infernal griffin known as Morgan came into the region of New Haven.

Without warning, Repugnant Morgan consumed Energetic Rory.

It was done.

"Jeez," exclaimed Morgan to nobody in particular.

Reagan came across Blake again.

"Here," said Blake the Paternalistic, "you'll need this," and gave Reagan the Soulful the Multi-phase-Internal-Neural-Sub-space Emitter.

"What's this?" asked Reagan.

"What does it look like?" replied Blake the Paternalistic. "It's a special, magical Multi-phase-Internal-Neural-Sub-space Emitter. Perhaps you can use it in your struggle with Repugnant Morgan."

"Thanks!" said a grateful Reagan gratefully.

Morgan bumped into Reagan. "Oh, hello, Morgan" noted Reagan.

"Oh, hello, Reagan" returned Morgan.

"Well, you certainly are infernal," remarked Reagan.

"Yes, I am," conceded Morgan. "But it's been said that I'm also repugnant!"

Reagan the Soulful deployed the Multi-phase-Internal-Neural-Sub-space Emitter to annoy Morgan.

Such behavior could not be tolerated: Reagan the Soulful fell upon the repugnant griffin, bound her with ropes. and Reagan the Soulful cut her into small pieces, which were buried throughout the woods. God did it to rebuke the repugnant griffin for her great repugnantness.

Sydney the Brave, a resourceful person, paid a visit to New Haven.

Sydney the Brave made off with Internal Rory.

Reagan the Soulful encountered Blake again.

"Here," said Blake the Paternalistic, "you'll need this," and gave Reagan the Soulful the Primary Drive.

"What's this?" asked Reagan the Soulful.

"What does it look like?" replied Blake the Paternalistic. "It's a special, magical Primary Drive. Perhaps you can use it in your struggle with Sydney."

Sydney the Brave bumped into Reagan. "Greetings, Sydney the Brave" muttered Reagan.

"Gods be with you Reagan" replied Sydney the Brave.

"Well, you certainly are resourceful," remarked Reagan.

"Yes, I am," conceded Sydney the Brave. "But it's been said that I'm also brave!"

In the evening Reagan went to the church. Twelve o'clock struck, the coffin lid fell to the ground, Sydney the Brave jumped up and began tearing from side to side, and threatening her. Then she conjured up horrors, this time worse than before. It seemed to her as if a fire had broken out in the church; all the walls were wrapped in flames! But she held her ground and went on reading, never once looking behind she. Just before daybreak Sydney rushed to her coffin - then the fire seemed to go out immediately, and all the deviltry vanished!

Seeing that Sydney the Brave was perfectly enfeebled, Reagan the Soulful snatched from her her keen faulchion, and with a single blow struck off her head. Behind her voices began to cry: "Strike again! strike again! or she will come to life!" "No," replied Reagan the Soulful, "a hero's hand does not strike twice, but finishes its work with a single blow." and Reagan the Soulful cut her into small pieces, which were buried throughout the woods.

River, a volcanic individual, paid a visit to New Haven.

The sun was suddenly darkened in mid sky.

Reagan met Blake again.

"Here," said Blake the Paternalistic, "you'll need this," and gave Reagan the Soulful the Neural-Dynamic Coordinates.

"What's this?" asked Reagan.

"What does it look like?" replied Blake the Paternalistic. "It's a special, magical Neural-Dynamic Coordinates. Perhaps you can use it in your struggle with River."

"Thanks!" said a grateful Reagan the Soulful gratefully.

"I have a tale for you," said Blake, "Reagan, the Neural-Dynamic Coordinates, and how she came by it:"

In the distant nation of Finland, Reagan lives in a decayed mansion within a days walk of New Haven.

Reagan lives with Clumsy Alexis, Jessie the Agreeable, Julia the Quiet, Energetic Rory, Level-headed Peyton, Elliot the Soulful, Phoenix the Sensitive, Artificial Alexandra, and Evasive Reagan.

Reese the Brave, Awful the Spirit of 1776, Lazy Jaylin, Reese the Natural, and Funny Reagan are known to Reagan.

New Haven plays host to a punctual individual, River one night.

River attemptes to deceive victim.

Reagan the Soulful unwittingly helps River the Volcanic.

River declared war on Reagan the Soulful.

Evasive Reagan, a friend of Reagan the Soulful, needs money or means of existence. Times are tough.

River bumps into Reagan. "Ahoy! River" mutters Reagan.

"Well, look who this is, it's Reagan" replies River.

"Well, you certainly are punctual," mutters Reagan.

"Yes, I am," concedes River. "But it's been said that I'm also volcanic!"

Reagan the Soulful and River the Volcanic engages in battle.

Such behavior could not be tolerated: Reagan the Soulful fell upon River the Volcanic, bound him with ropes. and Reagan cut him into small pieces, which were buried throughout the woods. And River sits to this day in the pit - in Tartarus.

Reagan set out for her decayed mansion.

So she went and had a goodish drink, and then started in search of New Haven.

In all the world there is nothing stranger than the truth, and it all happened exactly as I have told you, for I was there, as sure as my name is Blake.

"And now," concluded Blake, "my tale is done."

River the Volcanic bumped into Reagan. "Well, look who this is, it's River the Volcanic" mused Reagan.

"Salutations! Reagan" retorted River the Volcanic.

"Well, you certainly are punctual," noted Reagan.

"Yes, I am," conceded River the Volcanic. "But it's been said that I'm also volcanic!"

River the Volcanic arrives and thrusted his arm in at the window. Reagan the Soulful cut off the bony thing, and River the Volcanic disappeared, howling, leaving his arm behind.

And Reagan brought to justice River the Volcanic. and they placed him in a coffin, and carried it to church, whereupon it burst into horrible flames, singeing the hands of those who dared carry it. But River the Volcanic sits to this day in the pit - in Tartarus.

One evening in New Haven, a sober serpent known as Jordyn strode in.

Jordyn the Agile threatened to marry Jessie.

Reagan the Soulful bumped into Blake the Paternalistic again.

"Here," said Blake, "you'll need this," and gave Reagan the Soulful the Multi-phase-Finite Fluctuation.

"What's this?" asked Reagan.

"What does it look like?" replied Blake. "It's a special, magical Multi-phase-Finite Fluctuation. Perhaps you can use it in your struggle with Jordyn."

"I have a tale for you," said Blake the Paternalistic, "Reagan and the elimination of Jordyn and Brienne of Tarth the Slow:"

New Haven plays host to a sober serpent, Jordyn in the middle of the night.

A certain woman was very soulful. Reagan her name is.

Reagan went down to the the murky pond, stripped off her clothes, and went into the water. Then there came a serpent out of the water and sat on top of Reagan the Soulful's clothes. She tried to drive the serpent away, but he stuck and would not move.

The waters parts, leaving Reagan the Soulful on damp land.

So Jordyn the Agile is hung, drawn, and quartered by Reagan. Afterwards Reagan the Soulful heaps up a pile of wood, sets fire to it, burnts Jordyn on the pyre, and scatters his ashes to the wind. God does it to rebuke the agile serpent for his great agiility.

A slow individual known as Brienne of Tarth the Slow comes into the region of New Haven.

Reagan the Soulful went down to the a small stream, stripped off her clothes, and went into the water. Then there came a woman out of the water and sat on top of Reagan the Soulful's clothes. She tried to drive the woman away, but she stuck and would not move.

Reagan the Soulful clambers ashore.

Such behavior could not be tolerated: Reagan the Soulful fell upon Brienne of Tarth the Slow, bound her with ropes. and Reagan the Soulful cut her into small pieces, which were buried throughout the woods.

This may sound fantastic, but in all the world there is nothing stranger than the truth, and it all happened exactly as I have told you, for I was there, as sure as my name is Blake.

"And now," concluded Blake, "my tale is done."

Jordyn the Agile bumped into Reagan the Soulful. "Ahoy! Jordyn the Agile" said Reagan the Soulful.

"God be with you Reagan the Soulful" responded Jordyn the Agile.

"Well, you certainly are sober," mused Reagan the Soulful.

"Yes, I am," conceded Jordyn the Agile. "But it's been said that I'm also agile!"

Jordyn the Agile turned into a serpent, and Reagan bridled him, led him into the yard, and jumped on his back. The serpent carried her off over hills and dales and ravines, and did all he could to try and throw his rider. But no! Reagan the Soulful stuck on tight, and thumped him over the head like anything with the aspen cudgel, and went on treating him with a taste of the cudgel until she knocked him off her feet, and then pitched into him as he lay on the ground, gave him another half-dozen blows or so, and at last beat Jordyn the Agile to death.

Seeing that Jordyn was perfectly enfeebled, Reagan the Soulful snatched from him his keen faulchion, and with a single blow struck off his head. Behind her voices began to cry: "Strike again! strike again! or he will come to life!" "No," replied Reagan the Soulful, "a hero's hand does not strike twice, but finishes its work with a single blow." Afterwards Reagan the Soulful heaped up a pile of wood, set fire to it, burnted the sober serpent on the pyre, and scattered his ashes to the wind.

Reagan married. It was a good life. Years passed, but Reagan still mourned the stinging loss of Energetic Rory. After that she lived long and happily, survived to a great age, and then died peacefully.

This may sound fantastic, but it all happened exactly as I have told you.

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