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| thirtysomething scientists unveil doomsday clock of hair loss,1 | |
| "dem rep. totally nails why congress is falling short on gender, racial equality",0 | |
| eat your veggies: 9 deliciously different recipes,0 | |
| inclement weather prevents liar from getting to work,1 | |
| mother comes pretty close to using word 'streaming' correctly,1 | |
| my white inheritance,0 | |
| 5 ways to file your taxes with less stress,0 | |
| richard branson's global-warming donation nearly as much as cost of failed balloon trips,1 | |
| shadow government getting too large to meet in marriott conference room b,1 | |
| lots of parents know this scenario,0 | |
| this lesbian is considered a father in indiana (and an amazing one at that),0 | |
| amanda peet told her daughter sex is 'a special hug',0 | |
| what to know regarding current treatments for ebola,0 | |
| chris christie suggests hillary clinton was to blame for boko haram's kidnapping of hundreds of schoolgirls,0 | |
| ford develops new suv that runs purely on gasoline,1 | |
| uber ceo travis kalanick stepping down from trump economic advisory council,0 | |
| area boy enters jumping-and-touching-tops-of-doorways phase,1 | |
| area man does most of his traveling by gurney,1 | |
| leave no person with disabilities behind,0 | |
| lin-manuel miranda would like to remind you to put your phone away,0 | |
| 60 journalists killed in 2014 as targeting of international press rises,0 | |
| guard in video game under strict orders to repeatedly pace same stretch of hallway,1 | |
| how to live to be 110,0 | |
| cat so scared in shelter won't even look at you,0 | |
| bill clinton shoots down republicans: 'i strongly supported' obamacare,0 | |
| secret service agent not so secret about being david alan grier fan,1 | |
| this new orange era: the growing divide,0 | |
| things learned in the first month of having a baby,0 | |
| lamelo ball scores 92 points in a single high school basketball game,0 | |
| i'm bi. it took me 21 years to come out of the closet and say it.,0 | |
| 10 essential life lessons from a grandma,0 | |
| teenage gunfight with isis,0 | |
| older but still young at heart,0 | |
| leading probability researchers confounded by three coworkers wearing same shirt color on same day,1 | |
| new york introduces shoe-sharing program for city's pedestrians,1 | |
| beyoncé sculpted in cheese is strangely alluring,0 | |
| "expansive obama state of the union speech to touch on patent law, entomology, the films of robert altman",1 | |
| stars with gray hair prove getting older isn't all that bad,0 | |
| "police say woman made up story of attack by two men, one wearing a trump hat (update)",0 | |
| naacp demands less minority representation on upn,1 | |
| the best clothes for the man-child in your life,0 | |
| florist who turned away gay couple wants supreme court to hear her case,0 | |
| "we're still processing that ending to the walking dead ""strangers""",0 | |
| new google project delivers critical info to refugees' smartphones,0 | |
| new history textbook makes hatred of history come alive for students,1 | |
| 10 ways ridiculously successful people think differently,0 | |
| report: bridge probably has whole mess of bats under there,1 | |
| texas republicans urge trump-style immigration crackdown,0 | |
| tom hanks brags how 'smokin' hot' rita wilson is after 29 years of marriage,0 | |
| god getting strong urge to bring back dinosaurs,1 | |
| "lgbt christians speak out: ""love the sinner, hate the sin"" won't cut it anymore",0 | |
| "handshake comes in at unusually high angle, velocity",1 | |
| mom keeps sending newspaper clippings about former classmates who have been murdered,1 | |
| report: make it stop,1 | |
| coed rec softball team having trouble finding enough hyper-competitive men to ruin experience,1 | |
| brutalist beaver constructs paul rudolph-inspired dam,1 | |
| jindal: westboro baptist members who protest funerals face arrest,0 | |
| gop congressman may not vote for president at all,0 | |
| donald trump's latest attempt to repeal obamacare makes seth meyers sick,0 | |
| suicide bombing: can parents spot the warning signs?,1 | |
| state department warns americans traveling abroad to avoid lame amsterdam windmill tour,1 | |
| meatless monday: portuguese mashup,0 | |
| you can now message the president on facebook,0 | |
| families of missing flight passengers just hoping media gets closure it needs,1 | |
| fender releases new hybrid gas-electric guitar,1 | |
| romney volunteers going door-to-door to let obama supporters know president's dead,1 | |
| friday talking points -- prelude to silly season,0 | |
| "meet sparkle, the 2-year-old who's your next style crush",0 | |
| hollywood's biggest stars endure long lines at oscars security screening,1 | |
| congresswoman fights for gun control because she almost lost her life to gun violence,0 | |
| how to raise kids who can 'love and be loved',0 | |
| want to make meetings more productive? start walking,0 | |
| elizabeth warren's pick wins ohio's democratic gubernatorial primary,0 | |
| biting argument over trump may cost man his ear,0 | |
| longtime reader of lib-slaves.info sick of mainstream bias on sites like wideawakepatriot.com,1 | |
| beijing fire department extinguishes massive five-alarm burning cloud of smog,1 | |
| china intensifies pressure on north korea,0 | |
| defiant sanders camp: it ain't over,0 | |
| when the sheep are watching over your mind,0 | |
| "first up at the toronto film festival: jake gyllenhaal's 'demolition,' the stunning 'lobster' and more",0 | |
| super pac men: how political consultants took a texas oilman on a wild ride,0 | |
| "'active shooter at large,' reports endless background hum of modern american life",1 | |
| david axelrod suggests hillary clinton will be seen as less complex alternative to obama,0 | |
| sleater-kinney just made bowie's 'rebel rebel' the political anthem of 2017,0 | |
| kirsten gillibrand only regrets not calling for al franken to quit sooner,0 | |
| wells fargo sued for barring daca recipients from student loans,0 | |
| historical archives: amazing publick spectacle!,1 | |
| israel passes law cementing itself as exclusive nation-state of benjamin netanyahu,1 | |
| onion social cracks down on sexual harassment by banning all women from platform,1 | |
| exclusive promo hints stephen colbert will unleash on trump in live election show,0 | |
| banksy returns to new york city with one of his trademark rats,0 | |
| bobby jindal's biggest donors benefited from his administration,0 | |
| drunk driver in the zone,1 | |
| egyptian woman wishes screaming protester husband would go bonkers for her once in a while,1 | |
| meet the millennial men who love hillary clinton,0 | |
| number of homeless students in america is rising rapidly,0 | |
| report: majority of instances of people getting lives back on track occur immediately after visit to buffalo wild wings,1 | |
| groundbreaking study finds gratification can be deliberately postponed,1 | |
| nick cannon responds to mariah carey's engagement in the best way,0 | |
| midlife obesity may speed up alzheimer's,0 | |
| report: 70% of trump endorsements made after staring at bedroom ceiling for 4 hours,1 | |
| study finds american diets are poor (but improving!),0 | |
| "after decades of effort, chemists overseas report 'nano' breakthrough",0 | |
| produce section bursts into laughter after will ferrell makes casual remark about apples,1 | |
| dad immediately hands phone to mom,1 | |
| "my worst audition ever? or, the danger of playing paddle ball, chewing gum, and singing ""we built this city"" simultaneously",0 | |
| how states can help 5 million kids with a parent behind bars,0 | |
| local man's fear of snakes increases with each snakebite,1 | |
| vespa corporation enchants another slight little man-child,1 | |
| the smithereens lead singer pat dinizio dead at 62,0 | |
| standards lowered for second search through fridge,1 | |
| miley cyrus' 'wrecking ball' could be kelly clarkson's best cover yet,0 | |
| watch: why mirrors flip things sideways but not upside down,0 | |
| man in international airport only speaks business,1 | |
| area mother enters 16th year of post-partum depression,1 | |
| watch prince harry and rihanna get tested for hiv together,0 | |
| 11 doodles to help you hang in there after heartbreak,0 | |
| rep confirms those david bowie rumors about scattering his ashes at burning man are 'untrue',0 | |
| historians suggest 'goodfellas' youtube clips may be fragments of larger work,1 | |
| department of agriculture locates perfect goat,1 | |
| "activist remembers those he met on 6,000-mile walk for equality (video)",0 | |
| cocksucker beats up motherfucker,1 | |
| hero cop saves 3-year-old girl's life on his wedding day,0 | |
| rnc leader to trump: tone it down!,0 | |
| wheelchair-bound student would have preferred to sit out pep rally,1 | |
| this video nails the messed up way anti-abortion legislation gets pushed,0 | |
| nation checks out cnn.com to see what their old pals the tsarnaevs and castros are up to,1 | |
| 47-second clip from 'family ties' season 3 now available on youtube,1 | |
| mom announces plans to get out some of your old baby stuff and quietly stare at it,1 | |
| why russell simmons wants trump to win the gop nomination,0 | |
| members of opening band walking among crowd during intermission like gods among men,1 | |
| shy friend experimenting with personality,1 | |
| rick perry on donald trump's proposed border wall: 'you can't do that',0 | |
| qatar said to run a covert training camp for syrian rebels with u.s. help,0 | |
| rubio and cruz have 'anti-lgbt' advisory boards. where is trump's?,0 | |
| jay inslee smashes through wall of town hall in solar-powered mech suit to announce climate change plan,1 | |
| "parents' password a grotesque combination of children's names, birthdays",1 | |
| 'harry potter' tops facebook's '10 books that stayed with you' meme and no one is surprised,0 | |
| christian weightlifter bends iron bar to show power of god's love,1 | |
| asu + gsv report: teachers and tech tools,0 | |
| what your movements may reveal about how you'll get along with another person,0 | |
| "blue-collar democrats to party: it's still the economy, stupid",0 | |
| 'draft biden' effort debuts its first tv ad,0 | |
| stomach sets aside synthetic additives until it has a few minutes to figure out how to digest them,1 | |
| trump regrets choosing kavanaugh after supreme court nominee keeps talking about how much he respects women,1 | |
| 5-year-old channels solange knowles for perfectly recreated album cover,0 | |
| kanye west and kim kardashian provide blueprint for true love at vmas,0 | |
| south dakota asked to water north dakota's crops over the weekend,1 | |
| obama pledges to do more to stop the 'epidemic of gun violence',0 | |
| alexa and google home record what you say. but what happens to that data?,0 | |
| this is the tiger that earl woods raised,0 | |
| exasperated huckabee sanders reminds press corps that children under 14 can't feel pain,1 | |
| non-priest arrested on charges of child molestation,1 | |
| obama finally tells rambling tom vilsack to shut the fuck up during cabinet meeting,1 | |
| nation inspired by bravery of teen just wearing bikini right into mcdonald's,1 | |
| chilling report details myanmar's horrific campaign against rohingya minority,0 | |
| arizona iced tea unveils new 4-foot-tall cans,1 | |
| arresting portraits give voices to homeless people in america's poorest big city,0 | |
| house reauthorizes controversial surveillance law,0 | |
| tom bosley named secretary of naps,1 | |
| party not big enough to move out of kitchen yet,1 | |
| fall movies every mom will see,0 | |
| minotaur wondering if there more to life than bashing in heads of those who dare wander into labyrinth,1 | |
| "shaven, cologned grandpa heads into town to rake in d-day pussy",1 | |
| new rule from obama will punish contractors who cheat or endanger workers,0 | |
| san diego zoo acquires chinese man,1 | |
| the only parenting advice i'd dare to give,0 | |
| chris christie says trump immigration order rollout was 'terrible',0 | |
| congress votes to intervene in local wedding,1 | |
| hero soldier receives presidential thumbs-up award,1 | |
| warren's mortgage reforms divide progressives,0 | |
| the director of hbo's new james foley documentary on making a movie about his childhood pal,0 | |
| the truth about being 40,0 | |
| 'sleeping on it' really does help you solve your problems,0 | |
| annoyed movers weren't expecting client to have belongings,1 | |
| toeing the race line: what i am and what i am not.,0 | |
| how an essay on 'sexual paranoia' caused a frenzy at northwestern university,0 | |
| argentina tightens security in anticipation of numerous criminals arriving for g20,1 | |
| senior citizen shaken by diminished bawdy-limerick recall,1 | |
| man filled with gratitude at sight of other customer in nice restaurant wearing jeans,1 | |
| my disastrous search for the perfect swimsuit,0 | |
| 10 big space-saving ideas for small kitchens,0 | |
| 'stranger things 2' creators say keen viewers will notice twinge of disappointment hidden in every scene,1 | |
| huckabee sanders tells colleagues she's taking temporary post as google ceo before transitioning into full-time role as sultan of brunei,1 | |
| horrified geologists uncover millions of rocks in sprawling mass grave,1 | |
| things come apart so easily: asghar farhadi's about elly,0 | |
| new iowa poll finds majority of democrats would vote for candidate named 'bobby cheeseburger',1 | |
| bisexual's parents half-understand,1 | |
| barack obama is fourth president to put americans at risk in iraq: let those threatened by the islamic state fight it,0 | |
| area ceo doesn't have time for this shit,1 | |
| 3 leadership mistakes roger goodell made that you shouldn't,0 | |
| "brilliant, innovative ceo just wrote words 'social media' on whiteboard and underlined it",1 | |
| man says he salutes a donald trump cardboard cutout every day,0 | |
| the rich get richer,0 | |
| boston judge orders apple to help law enforcement examine iphone,0 | |
| new anti-drug program teaches teens to resist psychiatrist's constant pressure to use drugs,1 | |
| james comey just exposed his own hypocrisy on hillary clinton's emails,0 | |
| joe biden slams donald trump: 'he would have loved stalin',0 | |
| there no way tv character could actually afford big 'new york city' coffee mug,1 | |
| elizabeth warren: new chat system lets banks avoid regulation with 'a wink and a nod',0 | |
| mike pence says he 'stands with the president' on charlottesville,0 | |
| marco rubio's struggle to be more than a talking point machine,0 | |
| steven spielberg says netflix films shouldn't qualify for oscars,0 | |
| area man feels even lazier when he thinks about how much isis has accomplished this year,1 | |
| the 'pitch perfect 3' ladies are #squadgoals at the atlanta falcons game,0 | |
| to the obese woman crying at the picnic table,0 | |
| urban polling centers recommend voters start lining up now for 2016 election,1 | |
| the weird thing gop candidates are doing when they get called out on lies,0 | |
| buzzfeed editors unsure how to spin petraeus story into reason the '90s were great,1 | |
| marine corps shortens slogan to 'the few',1 | |
| woman who's been on the pill for years thinking about switching to new set of debilitating side effects,1 | |
| glenn close 'angry and darkly sad' about harvey weinstein allegations,0 | |
| this pic proves simone biles is a mere mortal after all,0 | |
| man forced to pathetically comb through movie for familiar scene after falling asleep previous night,1 | |
| how to criticize your kids without ruining their self-esteem,0 | |
| these stunning older celebs ruled the oscars red carpet,0 | |
| this labor day let's rethink the texas miracle,0 | |
| changing the playlist in my head,0 | |
| congressman lets his guitar do the talking,1 | |
| down with cutesy cleaning supplies!,0 | |
| michele bachmann thankful no americans died in sikh shooting,1 | |
| "mechanic stole city bus because he was late for work, police say",0 | |
| this moose strikes a blow against the takeover of the machines,0 | |
| get ready to lol at this 'force awakens' trailer with jar jar binks,0 | |
| complete idiot forgot to shave area between mouth and nose,1 | |
| mom learns about new vegetable,1 | |
| donald trump picks dow chemical's andrew liveris to head american manufacturing council,0 | |
| a personal memory of former governor mario cuomo,0 | |
| why we should remember to treat every day like a special occasion,0 | |
| troop gradually withdraws,1 | |
| fire department deploys unmarked trucks,1 | |
| ted danson totally nails tonight show interview,1 | |
| "audra mcdonald, kirsten gillibrand to celebrate the lgbtq community in nyc",0 | |
| 70-year-old woman decides it time to start dressing entirely in purple,1 | |
| 10 worst provisions in the republican appropriations bill,0 | |
| woman in commercial doing yoga to narration of drug's fatal side effects,1 | |
| zoo posting hourly updates on aphid about to give birth,1 | |
| dave matthews band apologizes after tour bus dumps another 800 pounds of human shit onto same boat full of people,1 | |
| why credit card points aren't the new miles,0 | |
| samsung will give iphone owners a new galaxy phone to try for $1,0 | |
| listen to lana del rey's new single 'honeymoon',0 | |
| uw-whitewater chancellor reprimands students after mistaking skincare product for blackface,0 | |
| realistic day planner only includes first couple weeks after purchase,1 | |
| palm tree fires off warning coconut,1 | |
| couple dressed as mario and luigi drunkenly making out on couch,1 | |
| struggling media company almost desperate enough to hire someone qualified for job,1 | |
| stop complaining about the evolution of text language. period.,0 | |
| shipwreck survivors forced to endure ride home on disney cruise ship,1 | |
| rupert murdoch bashes as 'nonsense' concerns about sexual harassment at fox,0 | |
| census finds enough homeless people living in public library to warrant congressional district,1 | |
| lin-manuel miranda and the rock made a musical parody about millennials,0 | |
| "report: 1 in 5 air ducts contains person looking, listening in on you",1 | |
| cnn taunts trump and the gop with 'schoolhouse rock',0 | |
| hillary clinton suspended 3 weeks by fec for spitting on volunteer,1 | |
| officials warn consumers of counterfeit tickets ahead of solar eclipse,1 | |
| fbi shuts down prominent new isis recruitment website,1 | |
| the one thing you need for positive change,0 | |
| supreme court justice sotomayor continues duties after breaking shoulder,0 | |
| area facebook user incredibly stupid,1 | |
| strapping young man to address congress,1 | |
| "indecency, politics and the fcc: a new round in the culture wars?",0 | |
| why i no longer support israel,0 | |
| "area man too busy for his buddy phil, eh?",1 | |
| senate panel unanimously approves chris wray's nomination as fbi director,0 | |
| kanye west's partnership with adidas is about to get huge,0 | |
| o'casey's plays return to stage at philly irish theater,0 | |
| 7 very important reasons to take a nap right now,0 | |
| report: 50% of heaven's population just assholes who begged for forgiveness at last second,1 | |
| 'elle' magazine accidentally airbrushes naomi watts out of cover altogether,1 | |
| trump's tailspin,0 | |
| international space station tented to spray for xenomorphs,1 | |
| passengers praying uber just a hobby for elderly driver,1 | |
| the top 10 workout songs for january 2018,0 | |
| meryl streep looks exactly like the 'shrek' fairy godmother at the oscars,0 | |
| couple just wants small ceremony in public park with close friends and shirtless stranger hanging around tree,1 | |
| terrified fda warns something making bananas black after several days,1 | |
| aspen ideas festival 2015,0 | |
| "this labor day, let's boost opportunity in every zip code",0 | |
| taking your startup public is fraught with negatives,0 | |
| al franken will leave senate in early january,0 | |
| donald trump vows to take travel ban to the supreme court,0 | |
| "hackers target russian olympic whistleblower, world anti-doping agency says",0 | |
| "underserved kids learn a year's worth of math in 6 weeks, thanks to new app",0 | |
| 'stranger pugs' is the greatest thing to happen to the internet,0 | |
| morgan freeman's snapchat fail is hilariously perfect,0 | |
| social media etiquette for weddings,0 | |
| princess charlotte has maybe the most fashionable christening ever,0 | |
| teddy bear feels terrible for sparking 'what are we?' conversation,1 | |
| man flirting with girl at party can't wait to be informed she has boyfriend,1 | |
| mysterious man in parking lot threatens to harm rudy giuliani if he ever blabs about trump's legal payments again,1 | |
| obama under fire for playing t-ball during vietnam,1 | |
| this unorthodox guided meditation might just get you in the habit,0 | |
| women reveal the real purpose of workout clothes,0 | |
| hope solo says ex-fifa president sepp blatter groped her,0 | |
| study: good porn still hard to find,1 | |
| lester holt begins debate by reiterating he doesn't know who these fucking people are,1 | |
| homosexual dolphin has highly developed sense of gay-nar,1 | |
| "children are in need of families, and you may be the perfect fit",0 | |
| "vladimir putin, florida man, arrested for trespassing at supermarket",0 | |
| report: mom sending you something,1 | |
| ben affleck vs. bill maher: no one wins,0 | |
| 600-pound butter cow sculpture wins iowa caucus,1 | |
| "area juggler juggles family, juggling",1 | |
| this d.c. restaurant just sued trump and his hotel for unfair competition,0 | |
| kevin bacon will come after you if you talk or text during a movie,0 | |
| baby can already tell crib he's in going to be recalled,1 | |
| the best live-action 'south park' commercials,0 | |
| desperate gop spotted in south dakota trying to build keystone pipeline themselves,1 | |
| death of mentally ill woman in police custody ruled a homicide,0 | |
| "astronaut tim peake completes london marathon in space, sets world record",0 | |
| woman comforting friend just going to throw compliments against wall and see what sticks,1 | |
| u.s. mint introduces new double-stuf quarters,1 | |
| "report: whoa, last person on treadmill ran 8 miles",1 | |
| jeb bush calls for crackdown on sanctuary cities in immigration plan,0 | |
| my link to muhammad ali through parkinson's,0 | |
| dhs announces racial profiling free-for-all this sept. 11,1 | |
| paramedics didn't realize how hard it would be to cut drunk woman out of elmo costume,1 | |
| rnc taps dennis hastert to lead new youth outreach program,1 | |
| money spent for old time's sake,1 | |
| top aide denies that donald trump posed as his own spokesman,0 | |
| images show that saturn's north polar region has changed color,0 | |
| anderson cooper throws another box of letters from gay children into dumpster,1 | |
| "the equifax breach is bad, but there are steps that can help",0 | |
| toddler unsettled by whatever possessed her to bite friend's face,1 | |
| kurt warner cheered on by wire-haired man-goblin,1 | |
| fox news viewers really don't like lifelong republican robert mueller,0 | |
| man runs into ex-wife while wearing sandwich board,1 | |
| patriot devin mccourty is not visiting the white house: 'i don't feel accepted',0 | |
| how many glasses of wine does it take to ruin your diet?,0 | |
| "hey, remember when bernie sanders played a rabbi in a rom-com?",0 | |
| "j.lo and a-rod will each donate $25,000 to hurricane harvey victims",0 | |
| does strange death curse haunt cast of gone with the wind?,1 | |
| hillary clinton relaxing before debate with few hours of debate practice,1 | |
| bartender accused of plotting to poison john boehner,0 | |
| earth ranked number one party planet,1 | |
| new ad preys on people with 'ideas',1 | |
| chris rock calls out the oscars lack of diversity in perfect tweet,0 | |
| someone made a trump-putin facebook friend anniversary video,0 | |
| here's the new sexy carl's jr. super bowl commercial,0 | |
| first latino arab-american running for congress views his heritage as an asset,0 | |
| mom uses full name to refer to bisquick impossibly easy cheeseburger pie,1 | |
| monocle-wearing oil baron's cigarette holder splinters in clenched teeth after hearing bernie sanders' environmental platform,1 | |
| merkel calls for a more open world: 'we won't get anywhere' with populism,0 | |
| "public outraged as price of fast-depleting, non-renewable resource skyrockets",1 | |
| new downloadable content for 'assassin's creed syndicate' factored into monthly living expenses,1 | |
| largemouth bass has largemouth sass!,1 | |
| "pope john paul ii, longtime owner of popemobile, dead at 84",1 | |
| global-warming crisis makes for delightful mid-february afternoon,1 | |
| 'a day with hiv' campaign tells the powerful stories of those affected by hiv,0 | |
| watch: pearl jam randomly break out into 'let it go' in italy,0 | |
| "grandchild, grandfather equally dreading collaboration for school interview project",1 | |
| is your outdated career map leading you astray?,0 | |
| bartender hurt by unfinished drink,1 | |
| 'the big dark': series of storms stretching from china to u.s. batters northwest,0 | |
| lebanon's ex-pm says he will return amid claims he was being held captive by saudis,0 | |
| signs make upcoming section of road sound pretty badass,1 | |
| "audio experts confirm whiny, irritating noises in secret recording devin nunes",1 | |
| uneventful past finally catches up to boring man,1 | |
| "sources: c'mon, just give us the goddamn pulitzer already",1 | |
| "greek bailout talks delayed once again, official says",0 | |
| if area dad steps on legos one more time,1 | |
| this teacher remixes rap songs like 'bad and boujee' to teach history lessons,0 | |
| here's how much betsy devos and her family spent to back the gop senators who confirmed her,0 | |
| stage door: wiesenthal,0 | |
| the painful price of aging in prison,0 | |
| gwen stefani bares her soul performing 'i used to love you' at the amas,0 | |
| scott pruitt lands a second fawning conservative magazine profile,0 | |
| death to shoppers? al-shabaab and the fracturing of international jihadism,0 | |
| boss came to work today dressed as guy who fires sean,1 | |
| "dirty, bearded vince foster bursts through doors of clinton fundraiser",1 | |
| surrendering trump boys solemnly salute each other before leaping from white house first-story window,1 | |
| colin kaepernick calls high school team's die-in protest courageous,0 | |
| las vegas officials create gofundme page for shooting victims,0 | |
| report: 55% of nation's granite now engraved with names of victims,1 | |
| hollywood announces plan to remake jimmy stewart,1 | |
| getting married to a guy with kids is 'pretty freaking intimidating',0 | |
| mother ferries 4 more shirt options back to son in gap dressing room,1 | |
| fda approves nasal-spray version of overdose drug naloxone,0 | |
| negative review of 'a wrinkle in time' peppered with critic assuring readers he still totally supports diversity,1 | |
| russell simmons leads 'i am a muslim too' rally in new york,0 | |
| "norman lear, common, shonda rhimes to explore inequality in epix documentary series",0 | |
| kanye west: 'i would've ridden away from a slave plantation on a motorcycle first chance i got',1 | |
| the daily szep- gop circus,0 | |
| "the ultimate livingston, montana, road trip playlist",0 | |
| if i have gay children: 4 promises from a christian pastor/parent,0 | |
| clinton assures tim kaine she'll continue serving as president in event of her death,1 | |
| rugged new sport-utility vehicle takes on mall parking lot,1 | |
| report: new 'the handmaid's tale' season focuses on dangers of feminism run amok,1 | |
| who's law is it anyways?,0 | |
| teen football recruit makes bold statement about black lives at training camp,0 | |
| chris hemsworth's wife elsa pataky posts sweet photo to celebrate his birthday,0 | |
| questions linger for candidates on retirement issues,0 | |
| olympics officials clearly trying to buy more time with 6-day-long opening ceremony performance,1 | |
| first-grader reeks of urine,1 | |
| protests continue for stephon clark on martin luther king jr.'s death anniversary,0 | |
| why i launched a platform to empower survivors of bullying,0 | |
| chance the rapper unboxing his grammys with his daughter is too cute for words,0 | |
| "guys, someone edited chris farley into the 'mission: impossible' trailer",0 | |
| u.s. fish and wildlife officials release photos of missing perch,1 | |
| hope in students' eyes too much for screenwriting teacher to handle this week,1 | |
| north korea fires short-range missile along its coast,0 | |
| saudis snub obama on riyadh arrival amid growing tensions,0 | |
| disastrous ad campaign appeals to basic human intelligence,1 | |
| the definitive list of men you'll find at whole foods,0 | |
| cozy little out-of-the-way place opens 12th location,1 | |
| protesters clash with police during march to remember alton sterling,0 | |
| "for-profit company threatened to jail people for not paying traffic fines, lawsuit says",0 | |
| "here's the poop on antarctica's secret penguin society, population 1.5 million",0 | |
| starring in hollywood blockbusters los angeles man's only claim to fame,1 | |
| kelly clarkson reacts like any mom to news she's getting a vacation,0 | |
| kathy griffin drops f-bomb while taking back her apology to trump,0 | |
| top gop strategist who bashed donald trump will now try to get him elected,0 | |
| black lives matter protest moves from mall of america to airport,0 | |
| trump sits down beside fire with quill and ink for evening writing out tweets,1 | |
| comic liz miele's animated series 'damaged' celebrates first season,0 | |
| entire treasury department competing for same goldman sachs job opening,1 | |
| penny not so lucky for tortured soul of lincoln trapped inside,1 | |
| the bible could become tennessee's official state book,0 | |
| substitute teacher can tell he's filling in for real asshole,1 | |
| simone biles pulls the perfect face when bob costas says she just became famous,0 | |
| montana dems nominate a banjo player for special election -- and he might actually win,0 | |
| wedding experts say engagement ring should cost at least three diamond miners' lives,1 | |
| new study finds humans may have some capacity for compassion,1 | |
| congress confused by $500 million in trump's budget allocated for 'laser stuff',1 | |
| area throat-clearer to go see movie,1 | |
| "bumgarner perfect, giants one win away",0 | |
| pope francis prays at jerusalem's western wall,0 | |
| mike pence training for vice presidential debate by hitting punching bag with climate change study taped on front,1 | |
| wendy's new homestyle chicken strips salad shamelessly touted,1 | |
| modest isis leader credits promotion entirely to drone strikes,1 | |
| the outfit that got this woman kicked out of her school's gym,0 | |
| u.s. ethics chief ordered gushing responses to trump's tweets,0 | |
| neighbors' wi-fi password must be something good,1 | |
| experts caution new car loses 90% of value as soon as you drive it off cliff,1 | |
| here's what 'all my life' singers k-ci & jojo look like now,0 | |
| report: north korea just enjoys nuclear talks,1 | |
| democrats celebrate doug jones' stunning victory,0 | |
| goldfish teetering on edge of sanity,1 | |
| internet enjoys sarah sanders' claim that trump is 'the best negotiator at the table',0 | |
| nearly one million affected by flooding in myanmar,0 | |
| your backyard burgers are bursting with gross bacteria,0 | |
| whale expert measures everything in elephants,1 | |
| rachel roy reveals her best beauty secrets to into the gloss,0 | |
| not one woman less: protesting femicide in buenos aires,0 | |
| 'family' pundit makes bizarre and offensive link between robin williams' death and 'ex-gay' therapy,0 | |
| "dad recounts amazing story of how, through quick thinking, he saved $4.27",1 | |
| 7 lies about lgbt musicians we need to stop telling immediately,0 | |
| boy scouts celebrate proud history of preparing teens for not having cool friends,1 | |
| trump celebrates national parks — after proposing to slash their funding,0 | |
| hypochondriac maple tree always convinced it has asian longhorn beetles,1 | |
| trump and china risk sparking dangerous middle east arms race,0 | |
| local welder suffering from welder's block,1 | |
| wedding album off to bizarre start with photo of 2 acorns floating in glass of water,1 | |
| americans say 2-to-1 that we never should have invaded iraq,0 | |
| plan to live in storage facility voiced,1 | |
| report: getting massages at airports apparently part of certain people's lives,1 | |
| rival dojo in for big surprise at regionals,1 | |
| postal service: 'and wait until you cocksuckers see what we do with wednesdays',1 | |
| surviving and thriving through adversity: a transgender bathroom and hiv love story,0 | |
| baby fox who was supposed to die finds man who believes in her,0 | |
| does policing summons warrants really prevent serious crime?,0 | |
| that's what host of 'showtime at the apollo' talking about,1 | |
| woman starting to worry she just has type of face where makeup looks insane,1 | |
| what's half of $33.35?,0 | |
| 21 useful white elephant gifts under $20,0 | |
| two hipsters angrily call each other 'hipster',1 | |
| warpaint's theresa wayman on the band's 'vivid' new album and inevitably questioning her career,0 | |
| gleeful kate mckinnon unleashes her inner robert mueller on 'snl',0 | |
| new law to forgive student debt for college graduates once all their dreams shattered,1 | |
| man angry at self after not recognizing actress in eyelash commercial,1 | |
| "court summons comes with 1,025 free hours of aol",1 | |
| a millennial dad's tech divide,0 | |
| prizes on price is right looking better as man ages,1 | |
| toys 'r' us sign triggers pavlovian shrieking response in child,1 | |
| recording academy reminds aging musicians to die before december 15 to be included in 2017 grammy tributes,1 | |
| savion glover taps his way out of another speeding ticket,1 | |
| "'time for japan to get more involved in the middle east,' says mp taro kono",0 | |
| woman under impression she being discreet about fishing stray hair out of bra,1 | |
| white house warns syria against launching another chemical weapons attack,0 | |
| entire napoleon dynamite plot pieced together through friends' quotes,1 | |
| "man shoots up bathroom when occupant takes too long, police say",0 | |
| area dad stares longingly at covered grill in backyard,1 | |
| "amid an industry boom, incarceration for weed still threatens black women",0 | |
| "well, neighbors just got a pit bull",1 | |
| consumer confidence verging on cockiness,1 | |
| can a french friar end the 21st-century slave trade?,0 | |
| jimmy fallon six tantalizing months from disappearing forever,1 | |
| these drag superstars are searching for the world's first drag supermonster,0 | |
| the surprising way your name can give away your age,0 | |
| sunday roundup,0 | |
| student loans: america's next financial crisis,0 | |
| boss' dick not going to suck itself,1 | |
| huffpollster: president trump's base is sticking with him,0 | |
| america's love affair with ally mcbeal ends violently,1 | |
| fifth baby barely showered,1 | |
| save women's lives - end the helms overreach,0 | |
| man pledges loyalty to brand in quiet convenience store ceremony,1 | |
| chinese for lunch,0 | |
| archaeologists: egyptian pyramids actually early attempt at camping,1 | |
| here's the 'hocus pocus' remake you never knew you wanted,0 | |
| apple will probably introduce a new iphone sept. 9,0 | |
| trump uses rnc funds to pay for his russia defense -- thanks to hillary clinton's lawyer,0 | |
| last month apparently women's history month,1 | |
| innovative fat man combines waffles with ice cream,1 | |
| local building too wheelchair-friendly,1 | |
| pope francis has a very clear message for 'christians' who build walls,0 | |
| it's not eisenhower or reagan's republican party anymore,0 | |
| new after-school program aims to keep children off streets for additional 45 minutes,1 | |
| trey gowdy and his gop colleagues embarrassed themselves,0 | |
| dianne feinstein eviscerates jeff sessions in savage closing argument,0 | |
| gunmen kidnap australian firm's workers in nigeria,0 | |
| concerned nra official rushes out to purchase congressman following mass shooting,1 | |
| gratitude for the smartwatch,0 | |
| best hotels for large families,0 | |
| clay aiken gained 30 pounds eating bojangles chicken during his campaign,0 | |
| gay guys get personal and ask straight men all of their burning questions,0 | |
| defiant evangelicals branch off into new 'first molestist' sub-denomination,1 | |
| "house democrats bring in record fundraising numbers, gearing up for 2018 midterms",0 | |
| insect with limitless flying space rockets straight for man's pupil,1 | |
| 7 ways to give back in an hour or less,0 | |
| america's charter schools have a commitment problem,0 | |
| magazine runs article about louis c.k.,1 | |
| '1984' sales spike after kellyanne conway's orwellian interview,0 | |
| ninja-like parents demonstrate how to escape a sleeping baby,0 | |
| loyal dog waits patiently for 7 whole days for owner to come home,0 | |
| george r. r. martin kills off whole family,1 | |
| chicago's shedd aquarium admits panda exhibit a ghastly mistake,1 | |
| 7-year-old asshole demands you king him,1 | |
| justin timberlake wants his son to be inspired by charlottesville's strength,0 | |
| netflix just hired producer ryan murphy in a huge 5-year deal,0 | |
| a manners lesson for donald trump about the stars and stripes,0 | |
| britney spears sends sweet message to teen who recovered from stroke dancing to 'toxic',0 | |
| growing up in scouting's closet,0 | |
| cooking off the cuff: a simple sicilian way with swordfish - with a light sauce as equal partner,0 | |
| local oafs to spawn,1 | |
| "admit it, trump supporters, you got duped",0 | |
| ammon bundy says he's following directions from god,0 | |
| cinema therapy and robin williams,0 | |
| warrantless surveillance bill to protect nation by creating dozens of future whistleblowers,1 | |
| report: it unclear whether opposition from every sector of american society will have any effect on healthcare bill passing,1 | |
| is early reading a problem?,0 | |
| chinese citizens observe 25-year moment of silence for tiananmen square massacre,1 | |
| bausch & lomb introduces line of aviator contacts,1 | |
| mom says she pulled gun on teens threatening her son,0 | |
| cameron diaz finally opens up about generally positive experience in show business,1 | |
| "huffpollster: sorry bernie fans, a sanders comeback is unlikely",0 | |
| i cannot do this alone: why allies matter to the down syndrome community,0 | |
| the grid: startup promises ai webdesign for the masses,0 | |
| report: average american consuming 4 ounces of cheese right now,1 | |
| city offers free pot for the poor,0 | |
| the latest 'true blood' death was all sookie's fault,0 | |
| eager understudy beginning to think john lithgow impervious to disease,1 | |
| once-homeless hairstylist helps girls in need in the most beautiful way,0 | |
| martin shkreli faces rough stay in prison system where inmates who funded hair theft are lowest caste,1 | |
| "stop talking about 'screen time,' start thinking about screen use",0 | |
| isis' muslim death toll is enormous,0 | |
| lindsey graham's leaked voicemails are very revealing,0 | |
| historical archives: to be sold - two chamber pot house,1 | |
| "mister rove, master of the smear",0 | |
| caterpillar in pupal stage for past 3 months going to be pissed if it turns out to be moth,1 | |
| archaeologists discover cave where ancient humans first had to pretend to like friend's art,1 | |
| "fed: 'if jobs are meant to be with us, they'll come back on their own'",1 | |
| man races against time to take out trash bag with widening puncture,1 | |
| "do you know why i'm pulling you over, being wildly aggressive, and charging you with assault today, sir?",0 | |
| academy award winners you didn't know were from illinois,0 | |
| "vicious, man-eating carnivores on decline in arctic",1 | |
| wildebeest taking awful lot of credit for stampede,1 | |
| "thousands protest peacefully in baltimore, and many lend a helping hand",0 | |
| the louvre gardens are teeming with rats,0 | |
| senatorial candidate challenges opponent to drop out of race,1 | |
| expectant parents throw some values together at last minute,1 | |
| governor too embarrassed to say which state he leads,1 | |
| what we're talking about when we talk about skin care,0 | |
| will ferrell breaks into the kardashian house for a good cause,0 | |
| report: jessica milly has put out,1 | |
| 'missed connection' ad obviously cheney,1 | |
| food network production assistants prep guy fieri with dry rub,1 | |
| "man completes life $130,000 over budget",1 | |
| masturbating mom can't get bobby flay southwestern eggs demo to stop buffering,1 | |
| u.s. weighs bigger role in war in yemen,0 | |
| bruno mars takes home coveted 'least threatening artist' award at 2018 grammys,1 | |
| inconsolable sarah palin opens up about sacha baron cohen betrayal to cardboard cutout of whoopi goldberg,1 | |
| chinese newlyweds wondering what they're going to do with all this medicinal bear bile,1 | |
| "study finds only 1 in 3 lasik surgeries end in laser boring through eye, incinerating brain, shooting through skull on other side",1 | |
| "homeless pitbull couldn't stop trembling, until someone showed her love",0 | |
| scottish independence: proudly small or proudly together?,0 | |
| how to dress up for the holidays with stuff you already own,0 | |
| tyson beckford recalls the craziness before shooting britney spears' 'toxic' video,0 | |
| was there a villain in the 2014 election?,0 | |
| this star wars shrine can now be rented for just $50 a night,0 | |
| julianne moore stuns in custom chanel,0 | |
| nissin introduces extra-large drum noodles,1 | |
| ganymede totalled in three-moon pileup,1 | |
| "'the time to act is now,' says yellowing climate change report sitting in university archive",1 | |
| have we already solved the student debt crisis?,0 | |
| man who plays devil's advocate really just wants to be asshole,1 | |
| the shocking transformations of your favorite country stars,0 | |
| elizabeth warren slams pat toomey for trying to let banks 'swindle' cities and towns,0 | |
| st. vincent will direct film adaptation of 'dorian gray' with female lead,0 | |
| why these people of faith are marching for women this weekend,0 | |
| new york times reaches 1 million digital-only subscribers,0 | |
| starbucks offering new lukewarm coffee to help ease customers' transition from iced to hot,1 | |
| cactus scientists recommend drinking 8 cups of water per year,1 | |
| why my ex-husband gave his blessing at my second wedding,0 | |
| 7-year-old puts on uno face,1 | |
| harrison ford begs agents to just let him die now,1 | |
| 'the late show' updated trump's election night speech with annotations,0 | |
| bush to london bombers: 'bring it on',1 | |
| the 9 amazing spring cleaning tips all dog owners should know,0 | |
| jane fonda has no time for megyn kelly's questions about plastic surgery,0 | |
| daily meditation: there's nothing wrong with you,0 | |
| lena dunham opens up about sexual healing after assault in poignant essay,0 | |
| "trump reportedly called germans 'very bad,' vowed to stop german car sales in the u.s.",0 | |
| new study recommends insects spend at least 30 minutes skittering per day,1 | |
| motherhood is an extreme sport,0 | |
| the us helped create a christian martyr in oscar romero,0 | |
| funeral attendees getting misty-eyed during first dance with corpse,1 | |
| poll: trump and clinton are both spectacularly unpopular candidates,0 | |
| rolos unveils new cryptocurrency exclusively for rolos customers,1 | |
| "'your father died peacefully in his sleep,' assures hospice nurse who spent past 6 months watching man wither away in agony",1 | |
| huffpollster: republicans are feeling a lot better about their party post-election,0 | |
| how many of the hundreds of thousands of untested rape kits in the us are in your city?,0 | |
| new study reveals nothing pfizer's lawyers can't take care of,1 | |
| blender left on to keep cat company,1 | |
| 10 things not to do before your next race,0 | |
| remembering lynn walker huntley,0 | |
| colbert has a few blistering extra questions mueller can ask trump,0 | |
| "a big shift is coming, and it could uber-ize entire industries",0 | |
| intelligence officials can't say how many americans they spy on,0 | |
| "from behind the screen, you came so close",0 | |
| hurricane harvey and the failure of the free market,0 | |
| coworker wondering if anyone interested in laying bare their physical shortcomings in basketball league this year,1 | |
| hobby lobby still covers vasectomies and viagra,0 | |
| does romans 13 give the president the right to nuke north korea?,0 | |
| alex trebek raps his way through an entire 'jeopardy' category,0 | |
| "dog, cat and squirrel drama escalates in a hurry",0 | |
| "sudden cardiac arrest more likely in african-americans, new study says",0 | |
| fda warns another company about unapproved consumer genetic tests,0 | |
| "new instant lottery game features three ways to win, 19,839,947 ways to lose",1 | |
| hundreds in hollywood protest rampant sexual misconduct,0 | |
| architects of 2026 market crash just finished a highly productive lunch,1 | |
| equifax impressed by hackers' ability to ruin people's finances more efficiently than company can,1 | |
| man dies all by himself,1 | |
| "trademarks show amazon has sights on meal-kits, 'single cow burgers' and other fast food options",0 | |
| california's best answer to prison overcrowding,0 | |
| bush introduces new timmy blanchard left behind act,1 | |
| hillary clinton vs. herself,0 | |
| 23 incredible benefits of getting more sleep,0 | |
| rescue team saves boy dangling from ski lift in dramatic video,0 | |
| thousands gather in louisville to pay final respects to muhammad ali,0 | |
| south korea to hold presidential election in may to replace impeached leader park geun-hye,0 | |
| my life in soaps,0 | |
| candidate with no chance of winning nomination settles on goal of crushing hickenlooper campaign,1 | |
| solutions to the influence of big money in politics: heeding president obama's call,0 | |
| "woman admits stealing cop car, speeding off while handcuffed",0 | |
| grandma hangs on to spend one last christmas with nursing home staff,1 | |
| celebrate older americans month by fighting senior poverty,0 | |
| pallbearers carry leslie nielsen's coffin without incident,1 | |
| word origin comics: the abc's of education,0 | |
| james corden takes his feud with usain bolt to hilarious new heights,0 | |
| angry lumberjack demands hearty breakfast,1 | |
| kris jenner turned all the way up for drunken valentine's day karaoke,0 | |
| biden urges paul ryan to check out nude scene from 'porky's' on phone,1 | |
| ice argues migrants in camps are free to die at any time,1 | |
| "alaska wife steals patrol car holding hubby, police say",0 | |
| recapping the women's college advantage,0 | |
| 12 times anna kendrick said exactly what you were thinking,0 | |
| area woman's safety net braces for another impact,1 | |
| greg hardy unapologetically denies domestic abuse allegations,0 | |
| area bar used to be cool; now lame,1 | |
| "jury finds man guilty of murdering wife and children, but gets it",1 | |
| death and mourning on the easter holiday,0 | |
| local man a paper-towel black hole,1 | |
| "new monster energy defibrillator touts 1,200 volts delivered straight to heart",1 | |
| former refugee fights for her dream to abolish female genital mutilation in somalia,0 | |
| "when adults choose not to vaccinate against measles, babies pay the price",0 | |
| genetics emphatically deny playing any part in area man's body,1 | |
| 11 life lessons i learned from my year of running,0 | |
| gop's confirmation of lynch won't change anything with obama,0 | |
| how to break your internet addiction,0 | |
| new photo shows medusa nebula is way prettier than its namesake,0 | |
| republican running for open montana house seat doubles down on creationist stance,0 | |
| voting underway in myanmar's first free election in 25 years,0 | |
| accidentally closing browser window with 23 tabs open presents rare chance at new life,1 | |
| man thinks people care enough about him to be let down by his failures,1 | |
| she was shot and survived. now she has to relive the worst night of her life.,0 | |
| is it time to level the playing field for college athletes?,0 | |
| here's what science says about the connection between your name and your destiny,0 | |
| newly tenured professor now inspired to work harder than ever,1 | |
| vin diesel puts on 35 pounds of bone for upcoming role,1 | |
| report: no one at white castle wants to make friends,1 | |
| megyn kelly says trump sexism question 'wasn't an attack',0 | |
| how the media devalue women,0 | |
| publicist schmoozes wife into sex,1 | |
| "gorsuch, like thomas, will get his big payback",0 | |
| the rise and fall of the blackberry: an interview with jacquie mcnish and sean silcoff,0 | |
| wilmer flores' friday night was straight out of a hollywood movie,0 | |
| clergy abuse advocates fear pope francis is making it harder for victims to speak up,0 | |
| 12 stunning photos of 'tiny dancers' caught in action,0 | |
| churchgoing widows: what gets them hot?,1 | |
| kam chancellor got the cops called on him for looking at a gym,0 | |
| skywriter leaves suicide note,1 | |
| baseball's new rules are even sillier than we thought,0 | |
| man crushed by lack of filth on q-tip pulled from ear,1 | |
| iowa resident has opinion month too late,1 | |
| anonymous source: 'i'm a cowardly snitch',1 | |
| "republicans fail on health care. here's why the rest of trump's agenda won't be 'so easy,' either",0 | |
| 4 simple ways to stay grounded and stress-free during the holidays,0 | |
| gorgeous 25-year-old dead at 79,1 | |
| "not merely 'anti-trump,' the resistance seeks to re-normalize america",0 | |
| """sing"" is an optimistic song to the world",0 | |
| jenna fischer reveals what pam told michael during his 'office' goodbye episode,0 | |
| "report: u.s. consumers spend $900 billion each year after saying 'gimme one of those, too'",1 | |
| some of amazon's suitors have been burned before,0 | |
| donald trump won't stop talking about how 'healthy' he is,0 | |
| 13 essential questions to ask when hiring a web design company,0 | |
| "putin condemns ukrainian people's unprovoked 1,000-year occupation of south russia",1 | |
| "son discovers dad's welcome back, kotter spec script while cleaning out attic",1 | |
| "mtv promotes, airs, condemns controversial new video",1 | |
| 10-year-old first responders rush to bike crash scene to check out tyler's fucked-up leg,1 | |
| laptop really getting off from having both usb ports stuffed,1 | |
| twitter is a more comfortable place for perpetrators than it is for sexual violence survivors,0 | |
| is the lgbtq community separated by gender and race? (video),0 | |
| "in mental health awareness week, we need more than mental health 'first aid'",0 | |
| hidden valley ranch bombed by balsamic extremists,1 | |
| photos show fire and smoke engulfing ankara district after deadly car bomb,0 | |
| image vs. substance in your self-made journey,0 | |
| how your sleep changes with the moon,0 | |
| chuck grassley scratches 'christine blasey's a slut' into senate bathroom stall,1 | |
| raid on nacho-supremacist compound uncovers guacamole-making materials,1 | |
| "american sniper screenwriter jason hall on screenwriting, war movies and being nominated for an oscar",0 | |
| otherwise savvy woman duped by mascara makers again,1 | |
| new year's resolution -- let colleges lead the way to a new normal in cuba,0 | |
| suspect cleans up real nice,1 | |
| watch 1998 rudy giuliani completely torpedo 2018 rudy giuliani's trump arguments,0 | |
| guy in suit handling newspaper like a pro,1 | |
| mythbusters team struck down by zeus,1 | |
| 85 percent of u.s. cole slaw remains uneaten,1 | |
| vulnerable republicans just showed why fighting for trans rights is a political winner,0 | |
| grocery-store freezer's white castle section a wreck,1 | |
| putting up with dave's shit not in job description,1 | |
| lessons from a president's day accident,0 | |
| nation doesn't know if it can take another bullshit speech about healing,1 | |
| woman who had almost formed healthy sense of self rejoins social media,1 | |
| lil jon had to tell trump why calling him an 'uncle tom' was not ok,0 | |
| head on pike really pulling together castle's look,1 | |
| conceiving our chosen family,0 | |
| area dad saw a great show on bigfoot last night,1 | |
| it's not the '80s anymore: transition-related care is basic health care,0 | |
| mom starting to fear son's web series closest thing she will have to grandchild,1 | |
| vladimir putin begins second term as whatever he is,1 | |
| "12 publicists dead, 43 injured in struggle to transform the rock into dwayne johnson",1 | |
| taraji p. henson reacts to first family's thoughts on 'empire',0 | |
| longtime refugees grateful for citizenship in tanzania,0 | |
| report: employers know within first 5 minutes of job interview whether they will murder applicant,1 | |
| michigan residents are pretty unhappy with rick snyder,0 | |
| "defense needs to be more physical, reports man slumped on couch for past 5 hours",1 | |
| report: watching episode of 'downton abbey' counts as reading book,1 | |
| donald trump 'sad to see' confederate monuments being taken down,0 | |
| jennifer garner makes first public appearance since ben affleck split,0 | |
| isis vs isil -- what's in a name?,0 | |
| grandma excited to show off new beach sweater,1 | |
| mizzou football players celebrate university president's resignation,0 | |
| "now that man has heard about barack obama, he sees references to him all over the place",1 | |
| 'real people' in car commercials are either actors or not terribly bright,0 | |
| suspected killer of little girl worked for police,0 | |
| fat girl euphemized,1 | |
| death withdraws icy hand from shoulder of caroline kennedy,1 | |
| donald trump invokes michael moore in a grasp for liberal support,0 | |
| report: many jobs lack benefits to cut,1 | |
| burger king introduces new thing to throw in front of kids after another hellish day at work,1 | |
| new york to investigate insurance bias against gay men after bombshell news report,0 | |
| new taliban chief calls for unity amid leadership struggle,0 | |
| man not even the hot kind,1 | |
| two years after sandy: addressing the emotional needs of survivors,0 | |
| "trump responds to father of killed american soldier, can't name a single sacrifice",0 | |
| 8 ways to really travel better,0 | |
| bruce jenner okay following deadly car crash,0 | |
| millions across country celebrate 'make a kid at work' day,1 | |
| trance of 'unreal other',0 | |
| man's area code provides exciting glimpse at past life,1 | |
| atonal composers gather for atony awards,1 | |
| wayne lapierre goes on harpooning spree to prove some sort of point,1 | |
| single woman would love to hear them call her lonely now that she has basil plant,1 | |
| here's your chance to score never ending pasta at olive garden,0 | |
| 'troubled' republicans have no plans to do anything about james comey's firing,0 | |
| a guide to sex at 50 and beyond,0 | |
| the moment cynthia nixon realized 'sex and the city' was more than just 'a funny show',0 | |
| steven avery has no doubts he'll be a free man again after nephew's conviction overturned,0 | |
| "why goals are landmarks meant to be passed, not reached",0 | |
| maple tree wishes it was given a say in becoming memorial to man's dead wife,1 | |
| man discovers huge cache of rare fossils while walking through natural history museum,1 | |
| suspect captured in 'ambush-style attacks' on iowa police officers,0 | |
| new report finds fastest-rising cause of death in u.s. is losing chess match to grim reaper,1 | |
| mountain lion tracked by scientists is found dead near malibu road,0 | |
| group cheers after group hears group's name called,1 | |
| rwanda is becoming a magnet for chinese money and migrants,0 | |
| town hall audience gives amy klobuchar standing ovation as she lifts chris cuomo up by throat,1 | |
| nation's moms demand christmas list,1 | |
| "munich shooter planned attacks for a year, german authorities say",0 | |
| we could see michelle obama in all of these designs,0 | |
| cop crashed cruiser into ditch after this owl attacked his head,0 | |
| watch: stunning holy fire ritual lights up orthodox easter,0 | |
| trump mocks christine blasey ford for forgetting basic facts about a woman's place,1 | |
| two new documentaries outline the legacies of steven spielberg and alfred hitchcock,0 | |
| negative parent-teacher conference not exactly eye-opening for area mother,1 | |
| semiotics department accuses university administration of anti-semiotism,1 | |
| area man has own version of neighborhood-watch program,1 | |
| facebook: 'identifying hate speech is difficult because some posts actually make pretty interesting points',1 | |
| father of muslim american war hero to trump: 'you have sacrificed nothing',0 | |
| college roommates to continue bonding process until real friends made,1 | |
| "tarsiers, the world's smallest primate: animal planet on the looney front, part 9",0 | |
| new study finds average american stands no chance against what's coming,1 | |
| hang-glider gang terrorizes elderly hot-air-ballooning couple,1 | |
| how to make this glitter eyeliner from fashion week work in real life,0 | |
| "your heart is probably older than you think, cdc warns",0 | |
| crossfit mama gets real about why her post-baby body is 'amazing',0 | |
| brett kavanaugh reiterates cruel and unusual punishment what makes someone a true kappa,1 | |
| local woman considers telling gynecologist whole truth,1 | |
| boy scouts unveils historic name change as girls join youth programs,0 | |
| "watching thousands march in his honor unlocks deeper, darker corner of trump's psyche",1 | |
| google's 9/11 homepage design stirs controversy,1 | |
| house passes dead-on-arrival bill to address border crisis,0 | |
| fox news guest blames liberals for inner-city violence,0 | |
| man with apple hovering in front of face sues rené magritte's estate,1 | |
| etiquette tips for celebrating graduations,0 | |
| mom uses face-painting skills to turn kids into 'something magical',0 | |
| man frantically returns to website that just crashed his browser,1 | |
| frustrated fcc unable to stop use of word 'friggin'',1 | |
| enraged character in stageplay to be unconvincingly restrained by other actors,1 | |
| 4 ways retirees can be as 'smart' with their money as donald trump,0 | |
| nation mostly alarmed that government's top programs handled by 29-year-olds,1 | |
| jada pinkett smith and gabrielle union end feud after 17 years,0 | |
| trump flubs gaffe,1 | |
| the black keys new album 'turn blue' is now available to stream in full,0 | |
| voter just needs to know which candidate chops wood in a flannel shirt,1 | |
| 'decision 2000' actually made in smoke-filled room in 1997,1 | |
| "thomas pogge has 'done damage' to yale philosophy department, colleague says",0 | |
| "diabetic, gout-ridden kim jong-un by far healthiest person in north korea",1 | |
| orange workout gear that'll legitimately up your gym game,0 | |
| "how to make greek easter sweet bread ""tsoureki""",0 | |
| triumph of human engineering slept through,1 | |
| 14 photos that show the special bond between moms and daughters,0 | |
| sean spicer finally calls it quits after 6 months of humiliations,0 | |
| what i learned about my son is the best mother's day gift ever,0 | |
| asshole from plane greeted at baggage claim by whole family,1 | |
| "authorities swiftly announce 1,600 washington dairy cows found mutilated, arranged in pentagram killed by blizzard",1 | |
| opponents of peace,0 | |
| the supreme court is weighing corporate power yet again,0 | |
| priest's lost puppy was much closer than he thought,0 | |
| fucking idiot has perfect gif for that,1 | |
| climate researchers warn only hope for humanity now lies in possibility they making all of this up,1 | |
| powerball ticket sold with all winning numbers in $421 million jackpot,0 | |
| notorious b.i.g. cremation enters fifth week,1 | |
| enthusiasm of 18-year-old first-time voter completely unbearable,1 | |
| pete buttigieg is the future of the democratic party. but what kind of future?,0 | |
| orlando locals fear town starting to become overrun by tourists,1 | |
| this 'homoji' keyboard brings queer shorthand to your text messages,0 | |
| fda confirms psilocybin reduces risk of mindlessly following society's rules like fucking lemming,1 | |
| life unfair,1 | |
| national weather service to give hurricanes full names,1 | |
| stick shift bragged about,1 | |
| black voter turnout so far is not good for hillary clinton,0 | |
| a different kind of mom,0 | |
| "and now, the first picture from the 'gilmore girls' revival",0 | |
| deadly tornadoes rip through texas as floods threaten midwest,0 | |
| "unemployed prince harry, meghan markle announce plans to give baby up for adoption",1 | |
| guy looking to feel horrible about aspect of everyday life decides to watch documentary,1 | |
| 'twas the night before the hot dog contest...,0 | |
| american people admit having facebook data stolen kind of worth it to watch that little fucker squirm,1 | |
| john legend tries in earnest to talk kanye west out of supporting trump,0 | |
| khloe kardashian poses braless for women's health and looks amazing,0 | |
| 7 mistakes leaders make that make everyone miserable,0 | |
| these muslim teens just went to their first women's march. they could have led it.,0 | |
| james corden's 'melania' longs to be part of our world in 'little mermaid' spoof,0 | |
| establishment-backed moderate wins heated democratic house primary in texas,0 | |
| "report: buddy dysmorphia sufferers experience skewed, negative perception of shape of friends",1 | |
| 5 indefensible tweets from the nra since the oregon gun massacre,0 | |
| motivational tape gets man excited for 20 minutes,1 | |
| watch live: actor tony hale dishes on the latest season of 'veep',0 | |
| parents considering second child so daughter can have someone to grow apart from,1 | |
| wise oracle proclaims to all at barbecue that he felt a raindrop,1 | |
| chipotle mayo doing all the heavy lifting in sandwich,1 | |
| nobel prize in chemistry awarded to taft middle school teacher mr. ambler,1 | |
| backup spatula always ready to go in case the unthinkable happens,1 | |
| rand paul warns donald trump not to choose 'menace' john bolton as secretary of state,0 | |
| haunted house guests escorted into vip section where they can touch the performers,1 | |
| intel unveils oversized novelty processor,1 | |
| how to dress like an nfl superfan and still look good,0 | |
| these simple facebook shortcuts will save you time,0 | |
| another friends star to appear in another big-screen bomb,1 | |
| cindy gallop - redefining the future of sex and impacting the world,0 | |
| 25 worst original names of famous bands,0 | |
| remington debuts new split barrel murder-suicide shotgun,1 | |
| lgbt rights rally in deeply-divided singapore sees record turnout,0 | |
| what future for iraq? interreligious debates at the sant'egidio meeting,0 | |
| country music protested in restaurant's kitchen,1 | |
| terrified 'newsroom' writers nodding heads at every bad idea aaron sorkin says,1 | |
| styrofoam coffee cup from omaha excited to finally see pacific ocean,1 | |
| visit home reveals parents currently watching previously undiscovered game show,1 | |
| will flooding in texas lead to more mosquito-borne illness?,0 | |
| how many women does it take to change a cable news host?,0 | |
| tank rolls by living room window,1 | |
| "'right to live life in complete, stunned horror,' added to constitution",1 | |
| travel ban is a minor win for trump and a major loss for human rights,0 | |
| l.a. school district reaches $88-million settlement in sex misconduct cases at two campuses,0 | |
| report: everyone starting new exciting stage of life except you,1 | |
| donald trump threatens 35 percent tariff as 'retribution' for companies that move abroad,0 | |
| bon appétit denies allegations that they responsible for millions of pro-quiche twitter bots,1 | |
| why pediatricians are so upset that trump rescinded daca,0 | |
| the fda should even the score for women's sexual health,0 | |
| "this common nighttime habit is giving you wrinkles, study says",0 | |
| video-game character feeling healthier after eating turkey leg off ground,1 | |
| thousands take to the streets to demand resignation of nicaraguan president,0 | |
| national security experts: 'isis are fucking assholes',1 | |
| bruce vilanch sodomized by homosexual,1 | |
| next week's republican debate in utah canceled,0 | |
| a drug company is putting work-life balance before profit. cool.,0 | |
| "can't go wrong with a cheeseburger, area man reports",1 | |
| astronomers just going to go ahead and say dark matter nitrogen,1 | |
| kathy griffin lawyers up to address 'bullying' from trump family,0 | |
| republicans near deal on tax cut bill,0 | |
| ford confirms plant fire caused by spooked f-150 knocking over lantern,1 | |
| man bragging about how infrequently he receives dental care,1 | |
| south african court more than doubles oscar pistorius sentence,0 | |
| another pufferfish dies bitter and friendless,1 | |
| aliens mourn as final cheers episode reaches alpha centauri,1 | |
| nation's older brothers recommend not being such a little bitch,1 | |
| progressive company pays both men and women 78% of what they should be earning,1 | |
| michelle obama tells vogue 'it's time' to leave the white house,0 | |
| white house claims iran behind attack on nancy kerrigan,1 | |
| no one in family sure who trip to arboretum is geared toward,1 | |
| jamie lynn spears loses custody of fetus,1 | |
| whole foods recalls maytag blue cheese due to listeria risk,0 | |
| las vegas review-journal staff balks at limits on covering new owner,0 | |
| authoritarian secretary of transportation declares she has ultimate right of way in every traffic scenario,1 | |
| why run a writers' conference?,0 | |
| "donald trump: if the economy is gonna explode, let it happen quickly",0 | |
| god shoots himself while cleaning gun,1 | |
| hertz introduces short-term rental for just driving around to clear head,1 | |
| surprise international visit makes for heartwarming first meeting between grandson and grandparents,0 | |
| kerry takes frustration out on lobster,1 | |
| gop consultant pleads guilty in first super pac coordination conviction,0 | |
| why the south carolina church rampage represents a terrorist threat worse than isis,0 | |
| fox news statement taunting trump was '100 percent' roger ailes,0 | |
| where does chicago go after more than 750 homicides?,0 | |
| director scott schwartz takes on disney's hunchback,0 | |
| boss' threats hilarious,1 | |
| barack obama 'tiger beat' cover clinches slumber party vote,1 | |
| "jay-z: 'on second thought, i like orlando more'",1 | |
| cops write super-friendly letter to wanted woman,0 | |
| hasbro concedes world not ready for rubik's chicken,1 | |
| coroner's report concludes alton sterling died of institutionalized causes,1 | |
| to the ladies who 'didn't need' the women's march,0 | |
| lgbtq activists organizing massive dance protest at trump hotel,0 | |
| new evidence suggests last ice age caused by earth floating into extremely chilly part of galaxy,1 | |
| how to meditate: guided practice for stress relief,0 | |
| what a dust devil looks like on mars,0 | |
| confusing insult awkwardly clarified,1 | |
| "purchase of jeans ushers man into exclusive, ultra-cool subculture of jeans-wearing americans",1 | |
| kite flyer in the zone,1 | |
| preschooler asks to borrow classmate's notes on shapes,1 | |
| elderly patient threatened with suppository,1 | |
| kevin hart drops an f-bomb in awkward nfl network interview,0 | |
| scientists discover sun is made of hot,1 | |
| slovenian 8th-graders surprised even they outperformed u.s. students in science,1 | |
| prosthetic arm stuck in vending machine,1 | |
| '95-'96 prayers finally answered,1 | |
| the elderly: do they suspect?,1 | |
| heidi cruz gets a boost in new york from trump 'nastiness' backlash,0 | |
| "across nation, superstores driving out old-fashioned megamalls",1 | |
| lieberman's overlords most displeased,1 | |
| "19 women react to the messy, imperfect 'girls' finale",0 | |
| "pope francis: 'jesus—i get molesting kids, but nuns too?'",1 | |
| man 20 minutes into organizing shelves becomes grimly aware of what chaos he has wrought,1 | |
| disappointed couple on 8-month waitlist to get married at pentagon,1 | |
| l.a. adds lanes for cyclists to recover from getting hit by cars,1 | |
| report: ocean levels could rise foot or more if lots of people go swimming,1 | |
| hillary clinton makes her final pitch of the election in north carolina,0 | |
| "study: child obesity rates declining, but you wouldn't know it looking at macarthur center mall in norfolk, virginia",1 | |
| trump's 'woman card' remark drives $2.4 million in fundraising -- for hillary clinton,0 | |
| former mugabe deputy to be sworn in as president,0 | |
| new dating website helps plus-size jewish plane crash survivors find love,1 | |
| the u.s. already tested trump's canned goods idea on native americans. it was bad.,0 | |
| fall of inversions,0 | |
| "trump meets drugmakers, demands lower prices",0 | |
| cackling warren buffett burns entire fortune in front of nation,1 | |
| i want to be that girl,0 | |
| thousands dead in indonesia again,1 | |
| gamers rejoice! this potion restores 20 hp,1 | |
| a progressive vision for the fbi,0 | |
| our cross to bear,0 | |
| exhibitionist zoo elephants waiting for crowd to gather before screwing,1 | |
| how boehner can 'clean house': one sentence to prevent government shutdowns forever,0 | |
| trump thanks united nations for inviting him to their country,1 | |
| "at lg forum hosted by h.a.p.a., green and espero target homelessness, lifting people out of poverty",0 | |
| the best style moments from wimbledon 2015,0 | |
| battle of wits with unwieldy burrito nears thrilling endgame,1 | |
| look: 'thor's helmet' glows in brilliant neon hues,0 | |
| clinton staff readies emp launch to disable all nation's electronic devices,1 | |
| two dead in 'kind of brutal' slaying,1 | |
| "puzzled nation can remember name ferguson, but not sure from where",1 | |
| poisoned daughter of russian spy released from hospital,0 | |
| shitty human being blames decreased daylight this time,1 | |
| frustrated russian officials struggling to get any policies through dysfunctional trump administration,1 | |
| gop debate stage manager pulls ladies' podium out of storage for carly fiorina,1 | |
| this pit bull with a cleft palate proved doctors wrong and is now living the good life,0 | |
| area man could eat,1 | |
| second-grader likes to save purple pills for last,1 | |
| gore mauled by aquatic mammal,1 | |
| "report finds koch brothers increasingly falling under control of influential, high-powered trillionaire",1 | |
| "man busted for selling drugs and stolen guns from driveway, feds say",0 | |
| "jane lynch covers 'anaconda' -- yes, really!",0 | |
| atheist swayed by claymation story of christ,1 | |
| "'you know, i directed it too,' bradley cooper says out loud again to no one in particular",1 | |
| early humans finally drunk enough to invent dancing,1 | |
| everyone in town hall debate audience has spouse who lost health insurance and is dying of cancer,1 | |
| historical archives: wide-spread powder shortage confounds nation's bewigged.,1 | |
| cackling trump reveals to dinner guests they've all just eaten single piece of his tax returns,1 | |
| masters in writing fails to create master of writing,1 | |
| 4 crazy-good kebab recipes,0 | |
| what's working to reduce obesity?,0 | |
| "'one day this will all be yours,' says buzz aldrin while showing great-grandson around moon",1 | |
| hillary clinton gives emotional shoutout to daughter of slain sandy hook principal,0 | |
| an american beauty brand just released a line of nail polish for muslim women,0 | |
| grandma getting to point where she looks like every other grandma,1 | |
| new hallmark line addresses israeli-palestinian conflict,1 | |
| spanx introduces new line of smoke bombs for concealing unwanted bumps and bulges,1 | |
| high school history textbook concludes with little blurb about last 40 years,1 | |
| 'the birth of a nation': a century later,0 | |
| 'after earth ii' tanks at box office,1 | |
| 'ren & stimpy' creator accused of sexually abusing teen girls,0 | |
| recently divorced 40-year-old struggling to navigate college dating scene,1 | |
| sia's christmas album title contains an awkward grammatical error,0 | |
| antarctic observational comic running out of ideas,1 | |
| "nude, ash-streaked dick vitale proclaims this what march madness all about",1 | |
| sorority raises money at local stable with bikini horse wash,1 | |
| "what you should buy your 'basic' friend, according to pinterest",0 | |
| dnc committee throws bound jay inslee onto melting iceberg before pushing him out to sea,1 | |
| cnn producer on hunt for saddest-looking fuck with convention button collection,1 | |
| clinton makes pact with savages,1 | |
| nhl fines ozzie guillen just to see if he'll pay,1 | |
| kfc introduces new bird-flu dipping vaccine,1 | |
| investigation of what fell off nightstand postponed until morning,1 | |
| "misery may love company, but your company should not love misery",0 | |
| boss born in 1991,1 | |
| gluten-free pancake mix just a bag of sand,1 | |
| the senate and the house begin their debt limit dance,0 | |
| paula abdul's gps guide reveals how the star finds her center,0 | |
| twitter goes crazy after ugandan president museveni takes mysterious roadside call,0 | |
| michael avenatti warns michael cohen: i still have more documents to release,0 | |
| apple fans disappointed after company unveils same overpriced ceo that barely fucking works,1 | |
| cat's whiskers a little much,1 | |
| heavily starched shirt only thing keeping larry king upright,1 | |
| "most men are clueless about how to dress up, says new survey",0 | |
| why your happiest day at work was 5 years ago,0 | |
| fareed zakaria and u2 for president,0 | |
| watch anthony weiner discover he's not going to be new york's mayor,0 | |
| norway eliminates fm radio despite majority disapproval from citizens,0 | |
| robbie knievel jumps entire generation's awareness,1 | |
| north carolina sheriff's deputies disciplined over trump rally,0 | |
| creepy weirdo still stalking you on facebook,1 | |
| man forced to come up with 45 seconds of facial expressions while waitress lists off specials,1 | |
| macklemore to fans: use music to resist trump,0 | |
| dad finally found in front of tvs at sears,1 | |
| "nation's dogs dangerously underpetted, say dogs",1 | |
| iran nuclear deal pits u.s. congress versus u.s. allies?,0 | |
| area man nervously asks girlfriend if she'll settle,1 | |
| cat likes it doggy style,1 | |
| scott used to stop breathing nearly 40 times an hour. this device changed his life,0 | |
| everyone in coffee shop can tell trainee a goner,1 | |
| song crafted in the deepest pit of hell wins big at grammys,1 | |
| the future of video: vertical and growing: mary meeker,0 | |
| bergdahl to face court martial for desertion,0 | |
| tormund and the hound singing could melt the night king's icy heart,0 | |
| afeni shakur showed the power of black motherhood,0 | |
| omarosa searches through tapes of everyone else in white house using n-word for one of trump,1 | |
| immune-deficient realtor forced to spend entire life in housing bubble,1 | |
| "charles krauthammer has ashes spread over prosperous, liberated iraq",1 | |
| how to give a near perfect presentation (and why it's so hard for so many),0 | |
| longtime teacher retires without changing a single student's life,1 | |
| "bill clinton, tim kaine cancel iowa event after police shooting",0 | |
| mark judge can't believe that fucking lightweight kavanaugh got 'boofing' and 'the devil's triangle' wrong,1 | |
| here's what you should know about that secret seychelles meeting,0 | |
| bush extremely proud of new suit,1 | |
| nordstrom just low-key dropped a huge fall sale,0 | |
| sad 38-year-old googles 'jobs caring for baby animals',1 | |
| more cats made,1 | |
| some d.c. businesses are abusing a safety program to racially profile people,0 | |
| clinton announces transition leadership should she win in november,0 | |
| bush calls in national marching band to lift u.s. spirits,1 | |
| nasa catches glimpse of hard-charging curiosity rover just before insight's communications go dark,1 | |
| several injured by accidental gunfire at waldorf astoria wedding party,0 | |
| person sitting in parked car at 2:00 a.m. probably upstanding member of community,1 | |
| scott walker says he doesn't know if obama is a christian,0 | |
| we might be all wrong about robots taking our jobs,0 | |
| stupid 16-year-old completely wasting adderall prescription on mental health,1 | |
| americans demand their voices be heard and also some kind of dessert you get after breakfast,1 | |
| "romney, rubio and many others have called trump a 'con man,' but millions of voters are nonetheless lining up behind trump",0 | |
| boss has been riding steven van zandt's ass all day,1 | |
| stunt biker danny macaskill turns scotland into the world's most incredible obstacle course,0 | |
| activists rally for domestic violence survivor found guilty of child abduction,0 | |
| "'the lego backpacker' instagrams the world, one country at a time",0 | |
| "if you don't vote, you get what you deserve",0 | |
| the history of the baby name 'stormi',0 | |
| dog blocks off afternoon to lick spot on floor where owner once dropped pepperoni,1 | |
| bob dole makes car and driver 10 best list,1 | |
| former trump advisor carter page found dumb in d.c. hotel room,1 | |
| here's what just one bad night's sleep can do to you,0 | |
| kid not getting in strange van for anything less than king-size bar,1 | |
| moments leading up to romney's concession most likely hilarious,1 | |
| rachel mcadams doesn't look like this anymore,0 | |
| blake griffin is actually not awful at baseball,0 | |
| monument designer to see if some other country wants to buy rejected war memorial,1 | |
| 'affluenza' mom tonya couch has curfew eased so she can find a job,0 | |
| "the 5 top u.s. national parks, in photos",0 | |
| report: publicly humiliating unpopular student still leading cause of telekinetic violence in u.s. high schools,1 | |
| gop gasps as red-eyed shadow counsel smashes out of gestation tank,1 | |
| ingenious political analyst points out irony of melania trump speaking out against cyber bullying when her husband donald trump,1 | |
| trevor noah explains why he's always seen black women as the strongest leaders,0 | |
| briefcase full of porn,1 | |
| why chinese parents don't say 'i love you',0 | |
| employees from other department announce plan to ramble on about fucking nothing right next to your desk,1 | |
| irish prime minister uses st. patrick's day to praise immigration in front of trump,0 | |
| arkansas begins listing some same-sex parents on birth certificates,0 | |
| teaching english by the beach in vietnam,0 | |
| pre-holiday jerry brown preps for term 4,0 | |
| 19 unusual baby names that celebrities love,0 | |
| red lobster criticized for decimating biscuit populations along cheddar bay,1 | |
| planned parenthood targets vulnerable gop senators with $2 million ad campaign,0 | |
| "women in business q&a: tooba marwat, owner, signarama",0 | |
| "nation savoring every moment of glorious late-february, early-march days",1 | |
| man passes away surrounded by knife-wielding loved ones,1 | |
| can sportswear make sustainability cool?,0 | |
| the funniest tweets from parents this week,0 | |
| here's a deleted 'broad city' scene you've never seen before,0 | |
| kelly rowland's favorite tips for expecting moms,0 | |
| saudi operative mortified after surveillance footage reveals he wore same outfit as khashoggi,1 | |
| bleary-eyed cosmopolitan staffer cranks out 10 billionth way to bring out the animal in your man,1 | |
| restoring a sense of decency to our destructive politics,0 | |
| congress ties controversial cybersecurity bill to key spending package,0 | |
| honoring congressional gold medal recipient raoul wallenberg: one man who made a difference,0 | |
| each of these quadruplets got accepted into harvard and yale,0 | |
| shanghai family sick of eating chinese,1 | |
| why there are tiny holes at the bottom of windows on planes,0 | |
| mike huckabee's benghazi tattoo joke goes hilariously wrong,0 | |
| dear critical white scholar and colleague:,0 | |
| trump agrees to wear wire to take down roger stone,1 | |
| rep. john lewis: trump is not a 'legitimate president',0 | |
| 9 brands with sexy spokesmodels over 50,0 | |
| james corden sends 297 copies of 'philadelphia' to donald trump,0 | |
| medical examiner releases amonderez green autopsy,0 | |
| someone edited 'the last jedi' to make a 'chauvinist cut' without women,0 | |
| experts warn transitioning too quickly from work to vacation could cause decompression sickness,1 | |
| matt lauer returns to today show following 2-day suspension,1 | |
| 10 qualities of your inner spirit,0 | |
| train slices truck in half in terrifying railroad crossing crash,0 | |
| god admits stealing idea for messiah from zoroastrianism,1 | |
| internet to reduce e-mail delivery to 6 days a week,1 | |
| sea lion yanks man off boat in effort to snatch fish,0 | |
| how the axact scandal changed pakistan's media,0 | |
| i just purged 80 percent of my closet. why do i feel so guilty?,0 | |
| how this transgender political hopeful plans to capitalize on 'milestone' ruling,0 | |
| here's why gay and bi men might be twice as likely to get skin cancer,0 | |
| the big education races to watch on election day,0 | |
| danny elfman on the ups and downs of his relationship with tim burton,0 | |
| the real reason silicon valley is the world's most elusive tourist attraction,0 | |
| the uncertain fate of the man in the police brutality image that shocked kenya,0 | |
| cher back,1 | |
| encouraging report from radical extremist think tank finds america no safer since 9/11,1 | |
| grandma's halloween display shows the horrors of america's racism,0 | |
| north carolina republicans brace for 'bathroom law' blowback,0 | |
| 5 workplace benefits you wish your company offered,0 | |
| little caesars marketing new marshmallows 'n' gravy pizza directly to president,1 | |
| sweatshop worker doesn't even want to know working conditions of place her company gets fabric,1 | |
| former sorority sister speaks out about girl-on-girl hate in viral video,0 | |
| russian nuclear weapons laid out for sale on sidewalk,1 | |
| are you in it to win it or in it not to lose?,0 | |
| last words: alyssa edwards reflects on 'rupaul's all stars drag race',0 | |
| rare autographed portrait of jesus purchased at estate sale,1 | |
| norman reedus teases a big 'walking dead' easter egg in season 6,0 | |
| netanyahu assures critics he still has utmost respect for u.s. money,1 | |
| "huckabee sanders warns stormy daniels' disclosures just steamy, sexy distraction from real issues",1 | |
| 'onion book of known knowledge' contains cure for hiv,1 | |
| "u.s. job growth rebounds sharply, unemployment rate hits 4.4 percent",0 | |
| "are we safer now? yes, but not as much as we could be",0 | |
| landlord promises to figure out why leaky ceiling not his fault,1 | |
| man with no real-life career goals knows exact job he'd want in harry potter universe,1 | |
| gerber: feeding formula to baby helps infant bond with parent corporation,1 | |
| cyclist suffers terrifying fall at the edge of a sheer cliff,0 | |
| 10 habits of people in the most toxic relationships,0 | |
| belgrade's 4th non-violent pride: pics show a bubble of freedom for lgbtq people in serbia,0 | |
| area man realizes he's not the cool uncle,1 | |
| despondent jeff bezos realizes he'll have to work for 9 seconds to earn back money he lost in divorce,1 | |
| kennedy curse sure taking its sweet time with rfk jr.,1 | |
| china's potemkin villages,0 | |
| "'my god, i've discovered the missing link in the russia investigation,' think 379,000 reddit users simultaneously",1 | |
| "after dark: meet kenny kenny, visual poet and nightlife icon",0 | |
| a healer is discovered: galen comes home,0 | |
| "transgender heroes, yes!",0 | |
| cheap airfare sole reason for trip to italy,1 | |
| nato air base hit by taliban rockets,0 | |
| alcohol-themed bar opens,1 | |
| millions of retirees absolutely sopping wet after seeing alex trebek's new beard,1 | |
| inexperienced puppy bowl team still hasn't opened eyes yet,1 | |
| "sex abuse survivor quits pope's commission, citing 'shameful' resistance",0 | |
| pope's renal system proves fallible,1 | |
| advertising firm unveils new mute-resistant commercials,1 | |
| gop: clinton could cost democrats in battle for senate,0 | |
| this is what it was like to go to the airport before 9/11,0 | |
| national pork council: many americans suffer from pork deficiency,1 | |
| man with hammer-induced thumb injury appeals to christ almighty,1 | |
| poll finds majority of americans would like things to go right for once,1 | |
| stephen colbert thinks he's found proof: 'there is definitely a pee pee tape',0 | |
| tearful gun manufacturers thankful they all made it out of massacre safely,1 | |
| sentimental old founder renames company j.d. power and friends,1 | |
| everyone unaware how much freshman doing keg stand secretly misses his parents,1 | |
| internet personality michael buckley on giving 'sex tips' off broadway,0 | |
| villagers turned into crack fighting squad overnight,1 | |
| first amendment experts warn facebook banning infowars could set completely reasonable precedent for free speech,1 | |
| the questions we should be asking ourselves when we make school lunch,0 | |
| single strip of 'i voted' stickers more than enough for midterm polling station,1 | |
| bill clinton agrees to disclose guacamole recipe,1 | |
| cop pleads not guilty in killing of sam dubose,0 | |
| police release haircut-progressed photo of missing woman,1 | |
| clean machine,0 | |
| muslim woman berated at heritage event speaks out on independence day,0 | |
| "miley cyrus and liam hemsworth smooch on nye, and the world notices",0 | |
| prince charles thinks boys are finally old enough to hear what happened to their mother,1 | |
| cookie johnson reveals what led to a secret 2-week separation from magic johnson,0 | |
| tick happy where he is,1 | |
| drag and burlesque performers outraged with facebook,0 | |
| "cell-phone user promises girlfriend, entire post office he'll try to change",1 | |
| this 'secret life of pets' clip is a documentary about what your critter pals do all day,0 | |
| affordability and attainment: student success from acceptance to graduation,0 | |
| woman probably just made up rape story in order to get threatening emails,1 | |
| "babbling, grinning mitch mcconnell demands emts loading him on stretcher vote yes on healthcare bill",1 | |
| "'yes, but how did he die?' ghoulish american public asks of recent celebrity death while rubbing delicate, bony hands together and smiling thinly",1 | |
| white house convenes panel of scientists to make case that trump capable of crushing train with bare hands,1 | |
| sessions vows to protect all deeply held religious bigotry,1 | |
| scientist has nagging feeling he left particle accelerator on,1 | |
| 7 things that separate average workers from rock stars,0 | |
| delayed rocket launch causes astronaut to miss connecting flight,1 | |
| overstock.com announces plans to develop original programming,1 | |
| deciphering what one woman wants in a man,0 | |
| look: these blue sea creatures recently washed ashore in california,0 | |
| "huffpost hill - america nostalgic for bush v. gore, somehow",0 | |
| two ministers claim they could face 180 years in jail for refusing to do gay weddings,0 | |
| nation begs disaffected youth gravitating toward neo-nazism to get high and play xbox instead,1 | |
| elon musk embarrassed after realizing he proposing idea for thing that already exists,1 | |
| ben affleck nominated for best friend of matt damon,1 | |
| "returning jesus christ downed by u.s. missile defense 30,000 feet before making landfall",1 | |
| using special nails to save roofs — and dollars,0 | |
| nation's lower class still waiting for first mention by either presidential candidate,1 | |
| giddy tim kaine presses face against campaign bus window as horse trailer drives by,1 | |
| law enforcement questions why alton sterling was even black in the first place,1 | |
| brief ceremony marks delivery boy's passage into delivery manhood,1 | |
| undocumented student who posted viral tax form selfie asks trump for his receipts,0 | |
| conceptual genius goes as self for halloween,1 | |
| egypt sentences 17 people to jail for practicing homosexuality,0 | |
| truth through fiction,0 | |
| "gop 'moderates' keep saying no to repeal, and then voting yes",0 | |
| "filmmakers call vincent canby's life overlong, poorly paced",1 | |
| here's where you can find paradise in italy,0 | |
| key california lawmaker steps down amid harassment claims,0 | |
| you are no less of a man for having been assaulted,0 | |
| uber hires marketing firm to help decrease brand awareness,1 | |
| shocking 'game of thrones' finale concludes with arrest of 5 million viewers for piracy,1 | |
| nation to honor harper lee by ensuring novel about horrors of racism always remains relevant,1 | |
| who got next: creating pipelines for girls of color to be on the ballot,0 | |
| john f. kennedy makes rare appearance at kennedy center honors,1 | |
| dinner theater play reworked to push chicken special,1 | |
| "report: only 260,000 more games of 'candy crush' until you die",1 | |
| "russian hackers are working to amplify donald trump's wiretapping claim, expert warns",0 | |
| magical gallery transforms dull objects into art,1 | |
| jenny mccarthy lured to fox network by bright light,1 | |
| chuck schumer: democrats will filibuster neil gorsuch's nomination,0 | |
| kinky recessive gene loves being dominated,1 | |
| a single mother's truth,0 | |
| why peyton manning badly needs to win super bowl 50,0 | |
| "beyoncé, me and the hbcu i should have gone to",0 | |
| the new york giants are even worse than last season,0 | |
| senate candidate takes heat for implying obama supports her opponent because she's black,0 | |
| study: human ability to cooperate most strongly exhibited when ordering pizza,1 | |
| orlando foundation releases preview art of interim pulse memorial,0 | |
| how to reduce barriers to better lgbtq healthcare,0 | |
| no one in women's shelter able to cook decent meal,1 | |
| robert mueller begins thirteenth day undercover as white house janitor,1 | |
| most long island politician ever attacks opponent for not loving billy joel enough,0 | |
| flash-mob spells out 'resist!' next to trump california golf course,0 | |
| report finds populace has collective goodwill to come together for only 5 more national tragedies,1 | |
| school psychologist crushing it in wake of fatal sports injury,1 | |
| "north korea open to talks with u.s., south korea's presidential office says",0 | |
| milla jovovich inducted into basic cable hall of fame,1 | |
| "the olympic committee awards the 2024 games to macron, not trump",0 | |
| nyt column asserts: us colleges stink,0 | |
| "in donald trump's america, people like marlee matlin are worthy of mocking",0 | |
| texas latinos overwhelmingly support abortion rights,0 | |
| cat speed-dials ex-girlfriend,1 | |
| "clinton receives 400,000 honorary degrees for college commencement speech",1 | |
| lynn whitfield: we must realize that we are dependent on each other,0 | |
| large mirror brought out onto oscars stage gets resounding 6-minute standing ovation,1 | |
| lunar olympic officials continue search for missing pole vaulter,1 | |
| "sole remaining lung filled with rich, satisfying flavor",1 | |
| trapped in a cycle of harassment as a chronically ill person,0 | |
| picture of iphone used as iphone wallpaper,1 | |
| how to know if your s.o. is ready to get serious,0 | |
| jimmy fallon will host the 2017 golden globes,0 | |
| jesse williams set to be honored with humanitarian award at the 2016 bet awards,0 | |
| chili's customer who just finished ribs platter given complimentary hose-down,1 | |
| nato confronts turkey on human rights concerns after donald trump lets them slide,0 | |
| gummy bears send 14 chicago-area high school students to hospital,0 | |
| china sets stage for xi jinping to stay in office indefinitely,0 | |
| look: world cup star attacked by giant bug,0 | |
| trump dismisses concerns over white house chaos after pack of feral dogs takes over 4th west wing room,1 | |
| kissinger instructs palin on finer points of clandestine carpet bombing,1 | |
| hawaii had more snow this week than denver or chicago has had all year,0 | |
| make homemade candy cane fudge like a boss,0 | |
| americans dislike how the media treats trump -- and how he treats the media,0 | |
| side effects sound awesome,1 | |
| scientists say u.s. may have discovered previously unknown level of not caring about syria,1 | |
| 'open sesame' are not always magic words,0 | |
| the case for the school bus as the final tech-free frontier,0 | |
| powerful senate committee concludes russia tried to sow chaos in 2016 elections,0 | |
| literally what is sarah palin even talking about,0 | |
| donors who can't give to christie campaign give to his super pac,0 | |
| mitch mcconnell says republicans have the votes to pass tax bill,0 | |
| man nostalgic for simpler era of 20 hours ago,1 | |
| how to encourage quiet children to push past their fears,0 | |
| weekly roundup of ebay vintage home finds,0 | |
| single document engulfed in coworker's 50-page printout,1 | |
| the damaging stigmas men of color in makeup face,0 | |
| custodian taken into custody,1 | |
| establishment rallies 'round rubio,0 | |
| kim kardashian tries to explain why she's famous to a toddler,0 | |
| hollywood maintenance crews sent out to patch up film industry's plotholes,1 | |
| taylor swift teases 'i don't wanna live forever' music video with zayn (update),0 | |
| paul ryan's wonk shtick is getting old,0 | |
| nation's parents announce they have zero fucking patience for this bullshit,1 | |
| new co-op airline offers cheaper fares if you help fly the plane,1 | |
| house republicans drop efforts to gut ethics watchdog after onslaught of criticism,0 | |
| these christmas-inspired burgers are making the season bright,0 | |
| husband chooses car based on lowest passenger-side impact rating,1 | |
| 6 things that always go on sale in june,0 | |
| "here's what we learned during this miserable, endless election year",0 | |
| "rommel, hummel dominate parents' christmas list",1 | |
| spring cleaning life hacks,0 | |
| "woman has drawn-on eyebrows, nose, eyes, mouth",1 | |
| a sikh american writes to donald trump,0 | |
| "little girl attempts to play with game boy, flabbergasted by lack of touchscreen",0 | |
| 16 universally gross things no one really talks about,0 | |
| report finds letting stranger bum cigarette sole act of human compassion still in practice,1 | |
| high school elects gay 45-year-old homecoming king for first time in school history,1 | |
| damning video surfaces of trump accepting gop nomination for president,1 | |
| dentist offers to buy back halloween candy,0 | |
| biden tossed out of car passing by white house,1 | |
| paramount pictures proudly shelves latest film,1 | |
| charles koch wants to change america's criminal justice system,0 | |
| old man's son also old man,1 | |
| irs announces refunds will come in form of forever stamps this year,1 | |
| african nation not war-torn,1 | |
| lester holt fills in for brian williams during family's nightly dinner,1 | |
| "muscular guys are seen as better leaders, but there's a catch",0 | |
| "divorce, life and reconciliation",0 | |
| 4 uncommon but serious ear infection complications,0 | |
| victoria's secret also andrew's secret,1 | |
| miss america pageant adds sweatpants and messy bun competition,1 | |
| this sleep condition is more common than depression,0 | |
| the fashion industry's modeling mystery,0 | |
| amount of halloween candy collected down 15 percent,1 | |
| "super priest can turn anything into body, blood of christ",1 | |
| little boy gives himself epic pep talk before jumping into a pool,0 | |
| 8-year-old can already tell image of dad puking stuck in memory forever,1 | |
| hot girl mentions boyfriend three hours into conversation,1 | |
| lanthanum quits periodic table of elements,1 | |
| "area 5-year-old telling, area 5-year-old telling",1 | |
| here's why you shouldn't take selfies with pythons,0 | |
| aging mount st. helens starting to think erupting days are behind it,1 | |
| conversation with boss puts man an hour behind,1 | |
| "transcript, emails show how tabloid reporters helped harvey weinstein get dirt on women",0 | |
| solange rocked her first 'snl' performance like the queen she is,0 | |
| suspicious new wikileaks document dump exposes how awesome and trustworthy u.s. government is,1 | |
| teacher who dedicates life to students total fucking bitch,1 | |
| john bolton warns war with north korea won't be cakewalk like iraq,1 | |
| grandma defiantly taking scone recipe to grave,1 | |
| "my mother hated tattoos, so naturally i got one for her",0 | |
| the true cost of turning on the lights,0 | |
| why i will never carpe diem again,0 | |
| japanese prime minister resigns to seek revenge on man who killed his family,1 | |
| czech's mix part 3: clarinet factory (video),0 | |
| flaming bag of shit intended for apartment 314,1 | |
| area man coughs to let others know he's in bathroom,1 | |
| 5 bittersweet truths that put life into perspective,0 | |
| fusion summit will gather youth leaders from protest movements around the world,0 | |
| 37 separate aneurysms on verge of rupturing inside reince priebus' brain,1 | |
| steven spielberg bashes virtual reality at cannes,0 | |
| 7 questions about the recent oil price slump,0 | |
| "americans take gold, silver in men's freestyle halfpipe",0 | |
| the first trailer for the queen biopic 'bohemian rhapsody' is here,0 | |
| pillsbury doughboy's image sexed up,1 | |
| dad actually yelled at that guy,1 | |
| vice president pence pushes expansive nato and defense of european micro-states: does president trump know?,0 | |
| former u.s. attorneys warn trump about 'severe repercussions' of firing robert mueller,0 | |
| "a 'very gassy baby's' letter to a new mom, circa 1980",0 | |
| see chris hemsworth in his 'ghostbusters' uniform,0 | |
| "tolerance for women and girls in afghanistan, not silence",0 | |
| the end of 'shrink it and pink it': a history of advertisers missing the mark with women,0 | |
| "number of rohingya refugees fleeing violence in myanmar surges to 270,000 in just 2 weeks",0 | |
| restaurant fires pizza-delivery dog,1 | |
| these 'gayby' stars reunited for a new series that's bloody good fun,0 | |
| man builds house he designed when he was eight years old,1 | |
| customer service operator safely in remote location,1 | |
| perfect gift for boring asshole found at crate & barrel,1 | |
| barack obama makes last-minute push to block saudi 9/11 bill,0 | |
| theodore roosevelt was a gay man,1 | |
| christmas letter ominously makes no mention of the twins,1 | |
| lack of sexual tension with coworker almost unbearable,1 | |
| marketing department under impression keebler elves a beloved part of american culture,1 | |
| scavenger-hunt party 'not leaving without twine',1 | |
| "verizon ny charged 'basic rate' phone customers multiple rate increases for the deployment of the fios, title ii, fttp broadband networks",0 | |
| "cruz hits back at 'cronyist, washington cartel' iowa governor",0 | |
| step inside salvador dali's surreal paintings with trippy vr video,0 | |
| usher and harry belafonte talk activism in joint appearance,0 | |
| 'gobbler games' is the brutal hunger games parody you need to see,0 | |
| you won't be seeing any gallup polls this primary season,0 | |
| a response to letters defending the japanese american incarceration in the la times,0 | |
| man who tried to burn ex-girlfriend's house with cheetos is convicted,0 | |
| vatican: gay people are 'our sons and daughters',0 | |
| finger-quotes lady now doing hand parentheses,1 | |
| thousands of people who failed background checks in 2016 bought guns anyway,0 | |
| farmer chases fifth wedding party out of barn this month,1 | |
| hillary clinton to nation: 'do not fuck this up for me',1 | |
| nation throws off tyrannical yoke of moderate respect for women,1 | |
| sean hannity informs building tenants about deep-state conspiracy forcing him to triple rent,1 | |
| prosecutor in walter scott shooting rates 'zero with the black community',0 | |
| global perceptions of china as a superpower,0 | |
| man in rental car spends 20 minutes trying to find steering wheel,1 | |
| self-actualized historians urge nation not to get hung up on the past,1 | |
| how model valerie ramsey is opening new worlds for older women,0 | |
| franz ferdinand frontman shot by gavrilo princip bassist,1 | |
| how third party voters and non-voters could shape the election,0 | |
| "we're crazy in love for leslie jones, tara lipinski and johnny weir's beyoncé moves",0 | |
| last few republican senators form roman tortoise,1 | |
| gorillagram employee shot by white house security,1 | |
| "twitter users mock 'trump caucus' photo for being 'so white,' they need sunglasses",0 | |
| frightened don jr. asks if he can sleep in dad's bed after bad dream about being indicted,1 | |
| romney campaign releases new picture of candidate standing in situation room during bin laden raid,1 | |
| "ukraine: russia has massed 45,000 troops on joint border",0 | |
| "kroger recalls 35,000 pounds of ground beef that may contain ceo",1 | |
| man at park who set up table full of water cups has no idea how passing marathon runners got impression they can take them,1 | |
| everyone on wedding dance floor simultaneously wondering if they're truly happy,1 | |
| j balvin to receive vision award at 2016 hispanic heritage awards,0 | |
| mother's day ad shows moms from the perspective of toddlers,0 | |
| see two spirits wave hello in the funniest scene from 'a ghost story',0 | |
| west virginia celebrates as 32 die in non-mining-related accident,1 | |
| "wiz khalifa, fetty wap and omi had the internet's most-streamed songs of the summer",0 | |
| civil unrest in sierra leone concerns npr listener,1 | |
| religious freedom in practicing the platinum rule,0 | |
| friday's morning email: flynn reportedly wants immunity,0 | |
| the united base of america,0 | |
| abdul malik abdul kareem guilty of conspiring to support isis in texas attack,0 | |
| this grrrl power video game is everything that's right about the '90s,0 | |
| "green energy scientists unveil 800,000-ton potato capable of powering entire city",1 | |
| new taco bell menu item ready for testing on humans,1 | |
| jessica simpson's hsn appearance has some scratching their heads,0 | |
| tank operator wishes buddies back home could see him now,1 | |
| mizzou chancellor says he's not going to rush to fire melissa click,0 | |
| tape dispensed,1 | |
| nuclear bomb detonates during rehearsal for 'spider-man' musical,1 | |
| how to educate the next generation of googlers: two lessons from the white house science fair,0 | |
| sun thought pasty fuck learned his lesson last summer,1 | |
| progressive book club kicks off with elizabeth warren's new book,0 | |
| biden invokes freedom of information act to find out when woman gets off work,1 | |
| finance industry's 'macho attitude' about sleep has serious consequences,0 | |
| "watch live: bernin up nyc dance party in brooklyn, new york",0 | |
| how to be free in faith instead of a slave to religion-made certainty,0 | |
| "torture report: america conducts a moral reckoning. next, moral repair?",0 | |
| why did a private security contractor treat standing rock protesters like 'jihadists'?,0 | |
| the kurds' bitter defeat in iraq is now everyone's problem,0 | |
| this will be mark zuckerberg's biggest challenge as a philanthropist,0 | |
| relationship based on mutual love of woodcrafts,1 | |
| brazil president dilma rousseff suspended after senate votes for impeachment trial,0 | |
| serial killer annoyed by young murderers with no appreciation for albert fish,1 | |
| in depth: behind the veil of the middle east -- what life is like for women there,0 | |
| relationship experts say mailing body part to ex on valentine's day only way to win them back,1 | |
| alternative-medicine practitioner refuses alternative method of payment,1 | |
| economy given big boost by ramadan shopping season,1 | |
| miracle cyclist crashes into high-speed train and survives,0 | |
| study finds employees most productive when they can set their own salaries,1 | |
| adopted child doe and amended birth certificates,0 | |
| lot of bold talk about making broth going around apartment,1 | |
| hobby lobby to improve work performance through biblical punishments,0 | |
| german anti-immigrant party sees gains after terrorist attacks,0 | |
| deadly flooding in sudan kills at least 76 people,0 | |
| olympic speed skater thinking about maybe taking out the garbage,1 | |
| "report: folks, bette midler is back on broadway and not a minute too soon",1 | |
| female trump supporters just feel more comfortable with gop candidate who's openly horrible to them,1 | |
| first family gets pet asp,1 | |
| bike helmet protects child from helmet-inspired beating,1 | |
| "'diversity was the real winner last night,' report hundreds of dumbasses whose very existence insults the name of journalism",1 | |
| "this 4-year-old adores chris pratt so much, she totes around a cutout of him",0 | |
| vatican putting out feelers for how public would react to another children's crusade,1 | |
| excited white house staffer sends parents 'new york times' article quoting her as anonymous source,1 | |
| wolf blitzer decks boston man who hasn't been healed by red sox baseball,1 | |
| greece hopes to conclude bailout talks this week,0 | |
| how to travel milan in just one day,0 | |
| 5th-grade teacher can already tell kids about to go apeshit for ending of 'the giver',1 | |
| "more than 1,300 law professors oppose jeff sessions for ag",0 | |
| mom wants to ensure kids of color have party supplies that represent them,0 | |
| bush vomiting again,1 | |
| report: 87% of goldman sachs employees began job with plans to take down company from inside,1 | |
| child 'very sorry' for slapping teddy bear,1 | |
| 6 things you need to know about the nation's strictest medical weed law,0 | |
| for clean air and a safe climate future,0 | |
| media urged not to release names of any more presidential candidates in effort to prevent copycats,1 | |
| self-centered child blames divorce entirely on himself,1 | |
| how nebraska can return to college football greatness,0 | |
| leaked report: jerusalem at boiling point,0 | |
| here's a brand new thing you didn't know about 'the office',0 | |
| maxine waters to women's convention: trump is 'most dishonorable and despicable' president ever,0 | |
| trump blames obama for his political protester problem,0 | |
| study finds flushing toilets wastes billions of gallons of piss and shit annually,1 | |
| "trump rebuffs his opioid task force, declines to declare state of emergency",0 | |
| aerial images reveal north korea's secret network of prisons and 're-education' camps,0 | |
| bob dole for windows to replace bob dole 4.0,1 | |
| dwayne 'the rock' johnson shows his nurturing side in hilarious video,0 | |
| new job posting on craigslist clearly for secretary of the interior,1 | |
| bush spends day feverishly booby-trapping desk,1 | |
| dick cheney would torture again,0 | |
| mirena releases new 10-blade intrauterine sperm shredder,1 | |
| cat totally unaware its owner aaron eckhart,1 | |
| hank williams jr. honored by institute for football preparedness,1 | |
| "cheer up, democrats",0 | |
| "climate change is ruining farmers' lives, but only a few will admit it",0 | |
| 'game of thrones' running out of unkempt old men to cast,1 | |
| rand paul: hillary clinton is a 'war hawk',0 | |
| "obama blasted by cool, refreshing air",1 | |
| bacon-scented undies mean all your panty problems are cured,0 | |
| increasingly horrified man listens to self explain what he does for a living,1 | |
| glaad to honor any mainstream film that gets one thing right about being gay,1 | |
| james cameron cried the first time he heard james horner's 'titanic' theme,0 | |
| "denny's introduces new 3,000-spider-egg omelet",1 | |
| "report: dad proud of you; he won't say it, but it's true",1 | |
| gillian jacobs on what it's like to kiss adam brody,0 | |
| paul ryan discovers half-finished escape tunnel leading out of speaker's office,1 | |
| drunk women find their run across busy street hilarious,1 | |
| "the truth about politics: mo' money, mo' problems",0 | |
| inside: the fetish photography of german chancellor helmut kohl,1 | |
| clinton takes stand against harmful uv radiation,1 | |
| obama takes shots at wnba champions,0 | |
| area man under impression he got dressed up,1 | |
| educating for democracy: collegiate sports and march madness,0 | |
| bernie sanders' health care bill is a huge win for the abortion rights movement,0 | |
| sun thinking of just collapsing now and getting this all over with,1 | |
| isis fighter dreading smug looks from hometown friends who told him caliphate sounded like dumb idea,1 | |
| point of story apparently that man ate at restaurant,1 | |
| writer michelle theall talks memoir teaching the cat to sit and lgbt issues (audio),0 | |
| fight white supremacy with your wallet and your voice,0 | |
| stunted 56-year-old still writing chuck palahniuk novels,1 | |
| new pepsi product specifically mentions target demographic in name,1 | |
| 11 of the best doughnut recipes you've ever seen,0 | |
| rose byrne will return as moira mactaggert for 'x-men: apocalypse',0 | |
| the 10 carpet design styles you need to know,0 | |
| child visiting ellis island sees where grandparents once toured,1 | |
| "sun myung moon funeral to be all weird, sources report",1 | |
| man beaten to bloody pulp after allegedly raping nephew's girlfriend,0 | |
| willow rented,1 | |
| five emerging trends for the u.s. elections,0 | |
| warren buffett's son pledges $90 million to support girls and women of color,0 | |
| huffpost rise: october 30th,0 | |
| how is natural wine different from the stuff you're drinking?,0 | |
| trump accidentally records over comey meeting tape with idea for candy hotel,1 | |
| santa obliges dad of sleeping boy by snoozing on camera,0 | |
| "corey flintoff unleashes sonorous, pleasantly modulated string of obscenities",1 | |
| increased violence leads state department to issue advisory for americans traveling to 1861,1 | |
| study: 83% of web content unfit for human consumption,1 | |
| yin making inroads on yang,1 | |
| "grandmother, 60, wins key fight in bid to birth her own grandbaby",0 | |
| this lady gaga parody gives a 'million reasons' why 2016 really sucked,0 | |
| 8-year-old girl dies after drinking boiling water on dare,0 | |
| new aphasia study finds empty fullness brokered yellow ideas happily,1 | |
| twitter paints a bleak futuristic picture of #trickortreatin100years,0 | |
| bar owner considering sept. 11 options,1 | |
| alligator and python locked in death duel on golf course,0 | |
| breaking: ufos spotted on classy porcelain dinnerware,0 | |
| house republican spending bill seeks to block obama's carbon rules,0 | |
| area family putting a little money away to one day blow on single health scare,1 | |
| "if these guys don't convince you judge garland is 'superbly qualified,' no one will",0 | |
| check out these exhausted olympians at the end of the decathlon,0 | |
| police officers waving everyone over to take a look at what happened to this guy,1 | |
| marco rubio climbs over garden wall for forbidden midnight meeting with super pac,1 | |
| goldfish can't stand bowlmate,1 | |
| the ugliest american: thinkers from around the world weigh in on trump's rise,0 | |
| the gop has a split personality when it comes to food stamps,0 | |
| network programming dominated by surreality tv,1 | |
| fat kid just wants to watch you guys play,1 | |
| nancy grace seen in graveyard sucking marrow from caylee anthony's bones,1 | |
| white house increases security after man shows up at oval office looking for obama,1 | |
| everything old is new again,0 | |
| 7 seriously rad mother's day gifts,0 | |
| snapchat's snapcash: is peer-to-peer payment safe?,0 | |
| newlywed britney spears hangs bloody sheet in window for reporters,1 | |
| "man tries to kill spider with lighter, starts gas station blaze",0 | |
| "saying goodbye to hollywood's hottest, seediest address",0 | |
| national zoo announces giant pandas to divorce,1 | |
| "turns out joss whedon was actually comparing donald trump to a dog, not ivanka",0 | |
| 8 herbs and spices that fight off disease,0 | |
| chris christie: watercolor memories of a candidacy that 'peaked too soon',0 | |
| no one has heart to ask human beat box to stop,1 | |
| burger king unveils new low-fat cashier,1 | |
| former counterterrorism official slams 'coward' trump over comey firing,0 | |
| innocent man awarded $1 million after spending 31 years in prison,0 | |
| team usa wins third straight olympic gold beating serbia in rio,0 | |
| pope francis crushes small demon crawling across papal apartment floor,1 | |
| "u.s. indicts 12 russian officials who will be indicted for 2018, 2020 election hacking",1 | |
| oxiclean unveils new stain-removing fabric scissors,1 | |
| our nation's celebrities: what are they wearing?,1 | |
| "responsible, thoughtful nation decides to ignore charlie sheen situation",1 | |
| safeguarding the well-being of children,0 | |
| the 'mind diet' could protect you from alzheimer's and age-related cognitive decline,0 | |
| siblings quietly relieved oldest brother setting bar so low,1 | |
| new hampshire looking increasingly out of reach for donald trump,0 | |
| kentucky clerk kim davis appeals contempt ruling,0 | |
| pizza hut introduces new meat sympathizer's pizza,1 | |
| "20 years after big tobacco, is it time for 'big pain'?",0 | |
| a digital magna carta between two doors,0 | |
| senator manchin's latest attempt at curbing opioid addiction is a very bad idea,0 | |
| the 6 real reasons i'm happy to be married,0 | |
| 2 koreas make history marching under unified flag in olympics opener,0 | |
| trump team claims pardons aren't a topic at the white house,0 | |
| praia de iracema is the place you should have been this week,0 | |
| u.s. to offer tax incentives to companies that do not openly make world worse at every turn,1 | |
| tuesday's morning email: inside the gop health care and immigration order overhauls,0 | |
| 'handmaid's tale' waitlists surge in libraries across america,0 | |
| cheetah print-wearing ali wong mini-me throws down on the dance floor,0 | |
| caught on video: that horrifying moment your parachute fails and floats away in the wind,0 | |
| akon says his bid to restore puerto rico's power was rejected,0 | |
| "9 things your bridesmaids want -- no, need -- you to know",0 | |
| bob dole picked off by large hawk circling arena parking lot,1 | |
| rescuers heroically help beached garbage back into ocean,1 | |
| jeb bush assures pipe-wielding thugs he'll have the delegates he promised them by next week,1 | |
| danny tanner was once played by a completely different guy,0 | |
| marco rubio doesn't have a clue what 'oscars so white' means,0 | |
| indoor grill owner can't wait for start of autumn,1 | |
| procter & gamble introduces home menstruation test,1 | |
| second life makes dream of owning fictitious coffee shop come true,1 | |
| fox news apologizes for mistaking patti labelle for aretha franklin,1 | |
| supposedly educated professor has no idea how to get bird out of lecture hall,1 | |
| "study finds controlled washington, d.c. wildfires crucial for restoring healthy political environment",1 | |
| senate intelligence committee confirms from testimony that donald trump jr. has no knowledge,1 | |
| queen elizabeth disappointed in new royal baby boy's lack of proper inbreeding,1 | |
| moderator reminds vice presidential debate audience to remain silent when exiting early,1 | |
| cherokee nation leader announces 32 red a winner,1 | |
| north korea releases new paintings of healthy kim jong il,1 | |
| home depot releases new bluetooth cordless hose,1 | |
| biden requests to be named special envoy to reno,1 | |
| no more 'reconciliation' talk,0 | |
| "this great song, bar sources report",1 | |
| "study finds 'missionary,' 'in love' most popular porn search terms",1 | |
| "black mark on birth control manufacturer's record weighs in at 7 pounds, 6 ounces",1 | |
| drone places fresh kill on steps of white house,1 | |
| "confronting isil: the day and decade ""after""",0 | |
| "for steve bannon, money isn't everything",0 | |
| brazil's miss bumbum stirs controversy with body art (nsfw),0 | |
| iranian scientist annoyed he has to go back to shitty old job building nuclear weapons,1 | |
| the government problem,0 | |
| fema recommends americans always have go-bag packed in case past finally catches up with them,1 | |
| last cherry tomato in salad a wily little bastard,1 | |
| joan rivers remembered,0 | |
| 5 types of annoying people to avoid at all costs,0 | |
| pilot was locked out of cockpit before alps crash,0 | |
| "cvs now selling cheaper, cvs-brand 'people' magazine",1 | |
| mitch mcconnell marvels at the judicial crisis he created,0 | |
| new-versus-old electric-slide confusion blamed in wedding-reception pileup,1 | |
| "chuck grassley introduces donald trump at rally, but does not endorse",0 | |
| bush attempts to distance self from yet another failed business,1 | |
| "paul ryan smiles, thumbs up way through question about specificity of tax plan",1 | |
| "million robot march attended by exactly 1,000,000 robots",1 | |
| 12 indie spots in hong kong,0 | |
| "kim jong-un, justin timberlake meet to pick new pope, according to shameless attempt to increase web traffic",1 | |
| "marketers -- when is ""who and why?"" more important than ""where?""",0 | |
| mom's honest post nails the many contradictions of motherhood,0 | |
| the death of email,0 | |
| watch the 2016 democratic national convention live,0 | |
| 10 super chic holiday party ideas you'll wish you thought of first,0 | |
| jews' covenant up for renewal with god,1 | |
| guilt-ridden stacey abrams wondering when she should tell democrats that she lost her election,1 | |
| jay leno reconsiders retirement after georgia woman sets boyfriend's crotch on fire,1 | |
| firefighter loses home to fire days after he receives racist threat,0 | |
| vacationing secretary of homeland security asks neighbor to keep eye on nation over weekend,1 | |
| china to send elite army unit to ebola-hit liberia,0 | |
| right-to-kill advocate opposes right-to-die measure,1 | |
| advisors instruct william barr to avoid referring to trump as 'my liege' during confirmation hearing,1 | |
| "'i promise to work tirelessly to achieve my campaign's goals,' threatens trump in terrifying address",1 | |
| evening's events immediately recapped with digital-camera slide show,1 | |
| prince charles warns that the lessons of wwii risk being forgotten,0 | |
| how a tv-free summer is changing our family,0 | |
| literally every sentence in this ted cruz quote is misleading or false,0 | |
| police confirm car had ethanol in system at time of crash,1 | |
| pizza hut's new 'skinny slice' isn't quite a dream come true,0 | |
| pope wins host-eating contest,1 | |
| nation admits being so coked-out in '80s they have no memory of reading 'cujo',1 | |
| "doll-housing crisis set to worsen, mean older brother says",1 | |
| study finds college still more worthwhile than spending 4 years chained to radiator,1 | |
| defiant pelosi begins swimming to afghanistan after trump denies use of government plane,1 | |
| panicking mitch mcconnell shoves entire senate healthcare bill into mouth as democrat walks past,1 | |
| trump administration launches human rights investigation into senate's harsh treatment of mohammad bin salman,1 | |
| chris rock and dave chappelle did a surprise stand-up set together this weekend,0 | |
| kourtney kardashian and scott disick don't know how to quit each other,0 | |
| area dad just wants to watch one 7-hour block of television without interruption,1 | |
| "rip, ms paint",0 | |
| hulking strongman now only voice of reason in republican party,1 | |
| dateline nbc report inspired by actual events,1 | |
| former 'munsters' child star shares the troubling real reason he quit acting,0 | |
| "busy mel kiper, jr. still finds time to throw around the old spreadsheet with his daughter",1 | |
| former conservative recalls belittling tirade from college student that brought him over to left,1 | |
| "how to tell if a product is actually eco-friendly, from alexandra zissu (video)",0 | |
| "thanks to game of thrones, archery is now cool. you can actually do it & get fit. here's how.",0 | |
| using new technology to give voice to the voiceless,0 | |
| will ferrell is really pumped about the usa-germany game,0 | |
| "good girls have abortions, too, naral chief tells dnc",0 | |
| democrats split over opposing government funding bill that doesn't protect dreamers,0 | |
| bill paxton learns of his revolutionary past on 'who do you think you are?',0 | |
| nypd lets suspicious man go after only finding 'catcher in the rye' in backpack,1 | |
| "pet halloween costumes are the spooky, yet cute trend of 2015",0 | |
| here's the biggest problem with obama's new trade push,0 | |
| man offended by rude female coworker continuing to speak over him after he clearly interrupted her,1 | |
| "sanders gains with democratic activists, but clinton still leads",0 | |
| espn pulls broadcaster from virginia game because his name is robert lee,0 | |
| chuck todd imitates yoda -- and it's actually pretty good,0 | |
| obama has tied reagan in public opinion polls,0 | |
| "trump offers clear, historical precedent for deploying u.s. military with no provocation",1 | |
| suicide note surprisingly upbeat,1 | |
| "'kanye must be back on his meds,' says nation technically having conversation about mental illness",1 | |
| this is how thousands are getting ready for the people's climate march,0 | |
| how the american health care act can affect autism coverage,0 | |
| vagina has five o'clock shadow,1 | |
| 9 addictive ya reads,0 | |
| 4th grader panics upon realizing classmate giving presentation had exact same summer as he did,1 | |
| food insecurity and inactivity are driving the obesity epidemic,0 | |
| how can businesses build trust?,0 | |
| parody movie script one crotch-hitting joke short of being greenlit,1 | |
| family now openly wondering when grandma will die,1 | |
| "'syrians' lives are worthless,' obama tells daughters before kissing them goodnight",1 | |
| robert duvall says he might vote third party in 2016,0 | |
| man holding giant turkey leg never been more captivating in entire life,1 | |
| safety-conscious senior locks screen door,1 | |
| firefighter excitedly checks drop-off bin to see if they got any babies while they were out,1 | |
| everything you need to know about mike kelley,0 | |
| you're forgetting about the one backyard feature that can extend your summer,0 | |
| sónar festival offers more than you might expect,0 | |
| jane fonda: celebrities must still speak out against 'predator-in-chief' donald trump,0 | |
| "girl, 11, invents 'chemo backpack' to help kids with cancer, after battling the disease herself",0 | |
| man records every detail of his life for 5 years,0 | |
| child lies for parents' own good,1 | |
| 100-year-old makes a dash to break guinness' 100-meter record,0 | |
| gop voters: 'can we see what it looks like with huntsman and perry again?',1 | |
| what's really lurking in those pedicure tubs?,0 | |
| "a global meditation for world peace, december 12, 2014",0 | |
| nation breathes sigh of continuing unease,1 | |
| pudgy doughboy with rosy red cheeks presses nose up against window of chocolate shop,1 | |
| trump won't endorse paul ryan or john mccain,0 | |
| nyse admits: this is all make believe,1 | |
| irish-americans gear up for 'the reinforcin' o' the stereotypes',1 | |
| fan at dodger stadium gets really comfortable,0 | |
| hispanics expected to become majority of u.s. population by middle of father-in-law's rant,1 | |
| sexualized octogenarian flapper girl still earning living for someone,1 | |
| russia vows to expand 'black list' of americans in response to new sanctions,0 | |
| michael cohen granted prison work release for new job with trump 2020 campaign,1 | |
| brief moment of lucidity called panic attack,1 | |
| jennifer lopez's name is jennifer lopez again,0 | |
| how to avoid ending up in a tree in the amazon,0 | |
| "bumble bee tuna celebrates 10,000th supermarket circular cover",1 | |
| bernie sanders clearly in pocket of high-rolling teacher who donated $300 to his campaign,1 | |
| stupid thing won't work,1 | |
| adventures in instructional coaching: it's time to teach,0 | |
| cyber monday 2015 may set a new record,0 | |
| """remembering george haley: the greatest american you've never heard of""",0 | |
| this is what a perfect shot on goal looks like,0 | |
| woman's head feared lost forever inside infinity scarf,1 | |
| willow rented,1 | |
| lee daniels options jesmyn ward's memoir 'men we reaped',0 | |
| clinton not expecting to collect white house security deposit,1 | |
| bruce springsteen concert totally changes area man's mind about voting,1 | |
| u.s. census announces those people will be majority by 2043,1 | |
| freshman asks new roommate not to hide masturbation from him,1 | |
| area man may have lied about having sex,1 | |
| "anti-vaxxers, climate deniers and fear in the age of uncertainty",0 | |
| this is how the republican presidential candidates talk about women,0 | |
| report: you to learn names of 3 reprehensible public officials this week,1 | |
| "'nothing is more attractive than confidence,' says woman who has apparently never seen sonic the hedgehog cosplay",1 | |
| struggling local theater space put out of its misery,1 | |
| here's the smart thing the nfl is doing to fix its dumb catch rule,0 | |
| health care reform and the futures of primary care and psychiatry,0 | |
| vince gilligan's brain spoils final season of 'breaking bad' for vince gilligan,1 | |
| new climate change study just 400 pages of scientists telling americans to read previous climate change studies,1 | |
| inside paris with an urban explorer,0 | |
| "onion social ceo appears before hague tribunal to be tried for crimes against humanity, promote new website features",1 | |
| pregnant cancer patients shouldn't terminate or delay treatment,0 | |
| here's why jeb bush's super pac is spending $1.4 million to attack marco rubio,0 | |
| quake claims 500 hours,1 | |
| banks introduce 75-cent surcharge for using word 'bank',1 | |
| grossed-out anti-abortion activist has change of heart after seeing picture of fetus for first time,1 | |
| sport and society for arete-baseball,0 | |
| trump says he's expanded his proposed muslim ban,0 | |
| businessman takes power bath,1 | |
| craig kilborn ready to return to the daily show,1 | |
| democratic senator strides down corridors of powerlessness,1 | |
| kavanaugh impressed by hazing rituals before they let you join supreme court,1 | |
| obama's foreign policy approval drops in new poll,0 | |
| scotland's parliament backs new independence referendum,0 | |
| what do kendrick and kanye owe women listeners?,0 | |
| mom thinks you'd enjoy restaurant she can't remember name of right now,1 | |
| charmin introduces new disposable toilet paper,1 | |
| jon stewart: comedy 'shouldn't be an act of courage',0 | |
| extravagant new window blinds inspired by the latest styles from venice,1 | |
| beauty industry to consumers: 'you like short hair now',1 | |
| awkward encounter not awkward at all when masturbated about,1 | |
| germany disavows ties with the scorpions,1 | |
| "someone replaced train sounds with screams, and it's genius",0 | |
| annoying youtube algorithm not letting man forget single time he watched 14 hours straight of hitler speeches,1 | |
| "first nighter: gyllenhaal, wilson illuminate nick payne's 'constellations'",0 | |
| neurosurgeon heckled from observation deck,1 | |
| trump administration decides to add a question about citizenship to 2020 census,0 | |
| woman in ninth year of letting boyfriend down easy,1 | |
| area dad concerned he's running out of family photos to digitize,1 | |
| dog finds absolutely perfect place to shit,1 | |
| ice cube thrown into sink flies up side like skateboarder shredding half-pipe,1 | |
| oil prices soar like noble eagle,1 | |
| fleet of stem-cell container trucks ready to go if obama elected,1 | |
| clinton becomes first president to clear 18 feet in pole vault,1 | |
| overworked prosecutor thinking of taking police brutality case as a little vacation,1 | |
| geologists unearth fully intact rock,1 | |
| "america, china trying to spice up trade relationship by bringing third country into negotiations",1 | |
| "toddler really yanking on penis, report wincing sources",1 | |
| donald trump calls hillary clinton 'the devil',0 | |
| eddie murphy receives mark twain prize at kennedy center,0 | |
| why the deadly attacks against foreigners in south africa come as no surprise,0 | |
| coroner's report: john denver had sunshine on shoulders at time of crash,1 | |
| keystone veto buys environment at least 3 or 4 more hours,1 | |
| damning report claims mexican federal police participated in disappearance of 43 students,0 | |
| hotel/restaurant mogul robert earl wants you to be his guest,0 | |
| white house slam dunk contest results in no slam dunks,1 | |
| out-of-control angel kills dozens of bystanders at vatican air show,1 | |
| swimsuit skirt conceals hideous thigh region,1 | |
| new study confirms this didn't even feel like a 4-day work week,1 | |
| icy cave at peak of andes mountains now sole remaining place on earth where you can escape this,1 | |
| man realizes he shouldn't have told girl on phone he was taking dump,1 | |
| that show about the lady sheriff finally released on dvd,1 | |
| new 'toastables' offers microwavable pre-toasted bread,1 | |
| this is when you're most likely to catch the flu,0 | |
| astronaut piloting cargo ship leaves note on side of iss after accidentally knocking off solar array,1 | |
| browns' josh gordon to enter rehab,0 | |
| louie gohmert threatens to quit shopping at target,0 | |
| why you need to be worried about this week's terror attack in pakistan,0 | |
| seattle's space needle blasts off after collecting enough rain for home planet,1 | |
| joe biden backed bills to make it harder for americans to reduce their student debt,0 | |
| "un: civilians are being killed, wounded in record numbers in afghanistan",0 | |
| bush surges ahead in polls after strong showing on pommel horse,1 | |
| desperate mom okays male babysitter,1 | |
| watch top chef michael voltaggio read one-star yelp reviews,0 | |
| study finds blame now fastest human reflex,1 | |
| "the bridge, an essay (photos)",0 | |
| cheney orders motorcade to gun it over half-open drawbridge,1 | |
| "confusing roadside memorial features bicycle, rotary telephone, jug of some kind",1 | |
| survivalist sentenced to death for murder of pennsylvania state trooper,0 | |
| missing boy scout earns publicity badge,1 | |
| sen. tim scott responds to john kelly: 'no compromise to make' on civil war,0 | |
| college freshman has friend from home visiting way too soon,1 | |
| december's people,0 | |
| sandwich from television commercial spotted at local restaurant,1 | |
| "brandon grant, vice president of impulse group, shares what pride means to him",0 | |
| employee worries coworker's computer screen may be larger,1 | |
| pope visits one of italy's most dangerous areas,0 | |
| breaking: can anyone ever truly know anything? what is the truth?,1 | |
| this t. rex dominates 'american ninja warrior' course like it's no big deal,0 | |
| "to understand health care repeal, follow the money",0 | |
| kinko's patron pulls the old copy-key switcheroo,1 | |
| 7 things to make you feel better about a trump presidency,0 | |
| what it means to survive a hurricane,0 | |
| 'conscious uncoupling is wimping out' and 14 other life lessons,0 | |
| "18-to-35 white, male demographic still searching for perfect way to quench its thirst",1 | |
| six inspiring architectural projects that have revitalized muslim communities,0 | |
| bernie sanders slams trump: 'that kind of crap is not going to work in the united states',0 | |
| snooping on your smartphone: how to avoid apps spying on you,0 | |
| dead daughter would have wanted $220 million liability settlement,1 | |
| study: best method of finding job still excitedly circling newspaper listing in red marker,1 | |
| man worried antidepressants will leave trace of original personality,1 | |
| federal court in seattle also rules against trump's transgender military ban,0 | |
| new study reveals majority of americans want,1 | |
| "byblos brims with culture, history and life",0 | |
| breaking: thriller writer jeffery deaver at top of his game,1 | |
| area man pretty sure it's not broken,1 | |
| that guy from that one show spotted with the girl from the shampoo ad,1 | |
| the house science committee doesn't seem to understand the concept of winter,0 | |
| "moby provides long-range, blurry photo taken through window to prove he currently dating natalie portman",1 | |
| donald trump wouldn't have had the ready cash to self-finance entire campaign — analysis,0 | |
| self-conscious flasher fully clothed under trench coat,1 | |
| "buttons just don't disappear, reports woman on hands and knees",1 | |
| cornel west: obama 'posed as a progressive & turned out to be counterfeit',0 | |
| why william shatner can't attend leonard nimoy's funeral,0 | |
| "republicans reject disclosing findings on trump's business conflicts, russia ties",0 | |
| cold anger in restless times: the growing movement for racial and social justice,0 | |
| "family comes first, reports man trying to get out of work",1 | |
| fanatically devoted nerd could potentially turn on simon pegg at any moment,1 | |
| obama urges young voters to ignore how many lousy candidates democratic party runs,1 | |
| hospital gift shop figures it can soak 'em for 30 on the 'i'm thinking of you' teddy bear,1 | |
| "stormy daniels, james comey arrive at white house for state dinner",1 | |
| 'pan' fails to take flight at the box office,0 | |
| lone mexican in mexican restaurant doing the dishes,1 | |
| "oliver stone thriller 'individual 1' already written, filmed, nominated for 5 golden globes",1 | |
| masturbatory prose style fails to reach climax,1 | |
| poll: 89% of americans believe obama has failed to bring america closer to celestial utopia of endless pleasure,1 | |
| elizabeth warren: donald trump's presidency 'feels like dog years',0 | |
| evangelical haggard claims he was molested by republican congressman,1 | |
| clinton's lower lip 'very concerned' about albanian crisis,1 | |
| fishing tycoon known as 'the codfather' will plead guilty to conspiracy and smuggling charges,0 | |
| physician shoots off a few adderall prescriptions to improve yelp rating,1 | |
| report: limbo competition nation's last example of pure meritocracy,1 | |
| mark sanford's fiancee found out about split from facebook post,0 | |
| blimp crashes to the ground at u.s. open,0 | |
| elon musk unveils new clean energy luxury car pulled by 8 tesla employees,1 | |
| tumor-covered chester cheetah apologizes for role in marketing dangerously cheesy cheetos to children,1 | |
| how a family's lack of access to medical marijuana morphed into a messy legal feud,0 | |
| john deere unveils new line of lawnmower sidecars,1 | |
| one direction star responds to claims he's homophobic,0 | |
| house republicans unveil bill to repeal obamacare,0 | |
| gulf of mexico inducted into opec,1 | |
| from loud chewing to cherry-tomato spewing: the five senses of office pet peeves,0 | |
| the biggest fails of the month,0 | |
| 'batman v. superman' promotion urges filmgoers to just get this over with,1 | |
| dccc makes first investment in pennsylvania democrat's special election bid,0 | |
| town hall audience member asks clinton to quickly pivot away from his question and then state her platform,1 | |
| dead hamster feels its life has been properly honored by shoebox coffin,1 | |
| wow: erykah badu shares steamy sex tips,0 | |
| dea accepts record $280 million drug bribe,1 | |
| mothers around the world are dying -- let's hashtag that,0 | |
| lesson for urban cities: how chicagoans stand up for quality schools,0 | |
| nabisco baffled after trump administration gives it $200 million contract to rebuild puerto rico's roads,1 | |
| here's what is coming to amazon in april 2018,0 | |
| new 'robocop' trailer reveals main character to be some sort of robotic policeman,1 | |
| obama scrambling around white house kitchen before state dinner,1 | |
| new biography reveals einstein devised theory of relativity on paper because he wasn't smart enough to invent microsoft word,1 | |
| justin bieber invites controversy with cornrow pic,0 | |
| macklemore reminds grammys audience about cds available for sale in lobby,1 | |
| end of soup season can't come soon enough for oft-burned tongue,1 | |
| returning west virginia teachers unceremoniously toss hundreds of dead class pets into trash,1 | |
| hair dyed back to original color,1 | |
| jyothi rao: on threads of authenticity,0 | |
| bar patrons dismayed by sight of band setting up,1 | |
| large dependent film tops weekend box office,1 | |
| this innocent map looks just like a penis,0 | |
| mad lib filled with swears,1 | |
| the gallery trying to get women artists paid,0 | |
| airline passengers tackle man who rushes cockpit in bomb threat,0 | |
| teen male vaguely unnerved by nude pantyhose rack at kmart,1 | |
| michael jeffreyton wishes screenwriter had given him more believable name,1 | |
| friend dishonorably discharged from navigation duties after missing exit,1 | |
| airasia passengers share stories of near-misses that kept them off vanished plane,0 | |
| brad pitt decides to grow out forehead hair,1 | |
| i am not a prostitute. i'm a female solo traveler!,0 | |
| jackie chan's ancestors shamed by blooper reel,1 | |
| watch this guy's chin perfectly perform ed sheeran's 'thinking out loud',0 | |
| white guy held accountable for crime,1 | |
| guy in rome does as the tourists do,1 | |
| "newtown shooter may have had interest in pedophilia, fbi reveals",0 | |
| france's far-right national front unveils new name with pro-nazi past,0 | |
| man can't believe obama would use tragedy to push anti-tragedy agenda,1 | |
| leaping kangaroo smashes into unsuspecting cyclist in australia,0 | |
| area man lies awake at night worrying about toner cartridges,1 | |
| side salad clearly made from hamburger toppings,1 | |
| "as trump and north korea hurl threats, hawaii prepares for a nuclear attack",0 | |
| "msnbc host: trump's rallies aren't fun, they're fascist",0 | |
| parents reveal the wackiest items on their kids' santa lists,0 | |
| dunbar family forced to discontinue print edition of christmas newsletter,1 | |
| man who stopped dieting already seeing results,1 | |
| cambridge analytica whistleblower admits last few weeks at work have been awkward,1 | |
| "'that seems about right,' says soon-to-be-audited man",1 | |
| the injustice of mandatory minimums,0 | |
| coach angry every player gets a trophy,1 | |
| "deep down, area man knows he's not done vomiting",1 | |
| donald trump: what the actual f*ck?,0 | |
| nonprofit places burnouts in jobs you can do blitzed out of your mind,1 | |
| 6 summer salads you'll actually crave,0 | |
| "hanes, fruit of the loom locked in bitter struggle no one else aware of",1 | |
| what i realized after years of searching for my soulmate,0 | |
| preet bharara: paul manafort may flip to avoid a harsh sentence,0 | |
| overweight man to lose weight if he gets really overweight,1 | |
| environmentalists warn swedish fish population being decimated by great pacific sour patch,1 | |
| remembering james horner,0 | |
| "apple, taxes, and the social contract of global corporate citizens",0 | |
| man always gets little rush out of telling people john lennon beat wife,1 | |
| "'game of thrones' audience disappointed by season finale's bland, uninspired incest",1 | |
| prosecutor tells black congressmembers the war on drugs isn't racist,0 | |
| doritos good,1 | |
| a quick guide to this year's oscar best picture nominees,0 | |
| dr. krugman meets dr. fox,0 | |
| area mom raving about phoenix airport,1 | |
| seaworld to discontinue great white shark ride,1 | |
| 3-day waiting period leads to far more feasible murder plot,1 | |
| in-person visits with jailed parents are a child's right,0 | |
| 8 healthy snacks to keep hunger at bay,0 | |
| paralyzed man determined to still live normal sedentary life,1 | |
| scientists successfully create artificial placenta that tastes just as delicious as real one,1 | |
| cnn's ana navarro says michelle wolf's critics are acting like 'snowflakes',0 | |
| shirtless man turns face from side to side in mirror while running hands down smooth face,1 | |
| word search on box of frosted mini-wheats fucking impossible,1 | |
| the norwegian curling team should win gold for their pants,0 | |
| man who never missed 'ally mcbeal' back in the day joins trump legal team,1 | |
| december north dakota oil spill more than 3 times larger than initial estimate,0 | |
| "no, the queen isn't being shady about meghan markle and prince harry's wedding",0 | |
| unclear whether grandpa having good time,1 | |
| clinton campaign launches 'latinos for hillary',0 | |
| george and amal clooney stun in first post-baby red carpet appearance,0 | |
| adolescent girl reaching age where she starts exploring stepfather's body,1 | |
| dutch embassy feels driven to fact-check trump's islamophobic retweet,0 | |
| "how to get that $1,000 embroidered dress you've been seeing for under $100",0 | |
| "asian tsunami, hurricane katrina, kashmir earthquake battle for natural disasty award",1 | |
| here's what gop voters thought about the second debate,0 | |
| seattle ushers in $15 minimum wage amid national debate,0 | |
| what this dad realized when he patted himself on the back for 'helping',0 | |
| stormy daniels' lawyer taunts trump: michael cohen will 'fold like a cheap deck of cards',0 | |
| i wore crocs to work for a week — and lived to tell the tale,0 | |
| key republican puts dagger in push to end filibusters,0 | |
| senate committee links child poverty to lack of child jobs,1 | |
| andrew cuomo creates special unit to investigate post-election surge in hate crimes,0 | |
| nia long: film and tv should look like the world we live in,0 | |
| man hopes hot woman in next apartment can hear how well he's fucking his girlfriend,1 | |
| all of pregnant woman's favorite names used up on cats,1 | |
| 8 holiday beauty hacks every woman should know,0 | |
| lady gaga belts out the national anthem at super bowl 50,0 | |
| congress approves of $250 billion,1 | |
| independence and nakba: intertwined and inseparable,0 | |
| authorities praise twitter users' rapid response to virginia shooting,1 | |
| report: more americans willing to accept female wonder woman,1 | |
| selena gomez defends controversial scenes in '13 reasons why',0 | |
| don't sweat the sweat stuff,0 | |
| "emporia, kansas named best small town in america to escape from",1 | |
| "american public clarifies rational, measured response to this terror threat doesn't preclude panicked overreaction in future",1 | |
| blowing smoke at global warming,0 | |
| adopting? proceed reverently,0 | |
| u.s-backed syrian rebels' pleas for help likely to go unanswered,0 | |
| hillary clinton holds infant grandson upside down by ankle in front of convention crowd,1 | |
| man accused of keeping woman in crate killed by cops,0 | |
| dana cole's gps guide for focusing on your wellness,0 | |
| monsanto spin doctors target cancer scientist in flawed reuters story,0 | |
| dad straps baby to steering wheel and spins him around,0 | |
| widower finds pic of wife in wedding dress he never got to see her wear,0 | |
| the walking dead: season 5 finale blasts full afterburners!,0 | |
| can the green bay packers get back on track in minnesota?,0 | |
| man feels less guilty about gentrifying eastern european neighborhood,1 | |
| richard dawkins: college students are betraying the free speech movement,0 | |
| thousands of cheering americans packed into park for ted cruz concession speech,1 | |
| scientists identify possible cause of huge ice shelf collapse,0 | |
| billions of electric signals between neurons allow brain to imagine what michael imperioli looks like,1 | |
| bill moyers' departure from tv leaves a huge hole,0 | |
| "nikki haley takes a swipe at marco rubio, saying he 'believes in amnesty'",0 | |
| dewey decimal system helpless to categorize new jim belushi book,1 | |
| fda launches food awareness month to get americans interested in eating,1 | |
| 'lost dog' poster really tooting dog's horn,1 | |
| huckabee forced to attend fundraiser with head stuck in molasses crock,1 | |
| facebook addresses accusations of silencing conservative voices by deleting barack obama's profile,1 | |
| get clarity on what the future holds so you can go back to worrying about costume ideas.,1 | |
| "our 16 favorite arts, books and culture stories from 2015",0 | |
| 142 plane crash victims were statistically more likely to have died in a car crash,1 | |
| looking for happiness in all the wrong places,0 | |
| 11 things you should never say to a single parent,0 | |
| "runaways, neglect and abuse cast shadow on massachusetts school",0 | |
| 'alone in the game' shows biggest hurdles for lgbtq athletes exist off the field,0 | |
| "spotify hit with $1.6 billion lawsuit from publisher representing tom petty, neil young",0 | |
| obesity-study lab rat's life pretty sweet,1 | |
| 12 things i've learned living 12 years with cancer,0 | |
| chief justice john roberts eulogizes antonin scalia as 'our man for all seasons',0 | |
| panama papers include dozens of americans tied to fraud and financial misconduct,0 | |
| "'it was fine,' says man following visit with only people on earth who love him",1 | |
| 8 tips for dealing with the loss of a loved one,0 | |
| unclear if store called 'casa spazio' sells leather sofas or pizzas,1 | |
| santorum nostalgic for time when beliefs were outlandish enough to make headlines,1 | |
| what grieving widow needs is a day at the spa,1 | |
| filming police in public places: a risky first amendment activity for citizen journalists,0 | |
| mark halperin says he is 'profoundly sorry' after sexual harassment allegations,0 | |
| changing residency standards attack student voters,0 | |
| start the year with a social detox,0 | |
| knowshon moreno asks broncos if there's anything else to drink besides gatorade,1 | |
| clinton debunks rumors about health by telling audience exact day she will die,1 | |
| trump's cabinet picks pave the way for a nihilistic future,0 | |
| stop fighting for overhead bin space already,0 | |
| 10 ways to win her back if you're a dude in a rom-com,0 | |
| controversy erupts after uk retailer removes gender labels from kids' clothes,0 | |
| scientists theorize sun could support fire-based life,1 | |
| why lin-manuel miranda will always be a fearless ally of planned parenthood,0 | |
| local grandmother feared dead after appearing in woman's profile picture,1 | |
| double-jointed man on date breaks it out too early,1 | |
| u.s. to slow down relationship with uruguay,1 | |
| how to stop being a martyr,0 | |
| donald glover did what any fan would do after being cast in 'solo',0 | |
| "americans more polarized than at any time in last two decades, poll shows",0 | |
| "22-year-old broke, homeless 10 days after taking control of own finances",1 | |
| the new colossus of today is white nationalism,0 | |
| a radical post-bernie cooperative multicultural immigrant manifesto,0 | |
| miss israel's selfie with miss lebanon stirs up controversy,0 | |
| radicalized patagonia releases new fleece made of 100% recycled oil company ceos,1 | |
| elder abuse growing into a national crisis,0 | |
| the military can't come up with a name for its war against isis. we're here to help.,0 | |
| kellie pickler hilariously misses the buzzer in celebrity 'family feud' fail,0 | |
| watch live: dave coulier dishes on 'fuller house',0 | |
| frat guide includes freshman hotness scale to 'get you guys laid',0 | |
| man hates it when other guys treat his girlfriend with respect,1 | |
| cranky businessman quieted for entire trip with brightly colored cell phone game,1 | |
| deadly california wildfire near big sur set to explode in size,0 | |
| "d-wade, udonis haslem, and lebron opt out",0 | |
| shaken attorney general resigns after learning what murder is,1 | |
| "vegetarian begins sad, private routine of scanning menu for little green v's",1 | |
| man googling 'tender lump on neck' about to begin exciting new phase in life,1 | |
| epa warns americans not to breathe,1 | |
| a post-election prescription: environmentalism without borders,0 | |
| defunded planned parenthood reassures supporters it has enough fetus cash to keep going,1 | |
| college rape victim pretty thrilled she gets to recount assault to faculty committee,1 | |
| unpopular student ridiculed mercilessly in teacher's lounge,1 | |
| majority of americans want congress to move on from health care reform,0 | |
| the supreme court let a man die. he was executed with the wrong drug.,0 | |
| 'the huffpost show' takes on: loretta lynch stalemate,0 | |
| at&t set to announce directv acquisition sunday,0 | |
| bush hopes recession doesn't affect sales of his memoirs,1 | |
| supreme court justice application asks for 3 sample opinions,1 | |
| "with next term looming, supreme court justices mull new cases",0 | |
| kavanaugh surprised senate not questioning fact he never went to law school,1 | |
| donald trump compares trade deal to rape,0 | |
| michael b. jordan sets fire to first 'fahrenheit 451' trailer,0 | |
| grandma pretty much unmoved by threat of not seeing grandchildren,1 | |
| cheney regrets buying bush laser pointer,1 | |
| charlize theron welcomes second child,0 | |
| first kid to wake up at slumber party gets exclusive look at friend's mom's morning routine,1 | |
| report: stagnant economy forcing more americans to take jobs as infrastructure,1 | |
| "simple task of going to post office feels like weight of 10,000 boulders",1 | |
| oklahoma leaders claim teachers' strike betrays values of nation's 1914 founding by abraham lincoln and orville redenbacher,1 | |
| "black realness in the mainstream, but is everybody watching?",0 | |
| elmo admits he's uncomfortable working with gay puppeteer,1 | |
| area spoon only rinsed for past 18 months,1 | |
| sam bee's team is apologizing to people trump offends. it's harder than they thought.,0 | |
| "despite claims, long story not made short",1 | |
| middle school janitor can already tell he going to have to befriend new kid,1 | |
| man forgets he has infant strapped to back,1 | |
| dobby the house-elf still brings generosity to the 'harry potter' universe and beyond,0 | |
| love is humble,0 | |
| ted cruz may be too conservative to stop trump,0 | |
| "maya angelou, poet, author, civil rights activist, and—holy cow—tony award–nominated actress, college professor, magazine editor, streetcar conductor—really? streetcar conductor? wow—calypso singer, nightclub performer, and foreign journalist, dead at 86",1 | |
| man's eyes glaze over whenever politician starts threatening to plunge him into serf-like subjugation,1 | |
| bangladesh factory owners vow to change nothing so that this happens again,1 | |
| group that makes dodge truck commercials called 'creative team',1 | |
| 30 things i've learned about life and kindness in my 30s,0 | |
| commercial actor informed he doesn't have that prego tomato sauce look,1 | |
| bid on your airline seat the next time you fly,0 | |
| police near st. louis quash peaceful protest by declaring it an unlawful assembly,0 | |
| "as officials attempt to protect dams, more houston neighborhoods deal with flooding",0 | |
| triple bombings in baghdad kill 72 in worst violence so far this year,0 | |
| the welcome return of black wall street,0 | |
| watching faces of students as they finish 'the lottery' highlight of english teacher's year,1 | |
| "obituary cites teen's love of music, cars",1 | |
| "'vacation jason' of 'the chris gethard show' drops new single, banana peels at aol",0 | |
| "wildfires are the 'new reality' for california, gov. brown warns",0 | |
| jay z hopes kalief browder's story will 'save a lot of lives',0 | |
| black twitter is freaking out over harriet tubman on the $20 bill,0 | |
| mental health experts say friends giving away possessions could be warning sign they planning on moving,1 | |
| "chris christie, mike huckabee bumped from main gop debate",0 | |
| radio host pranks the $%#& out of co-host,0 | |
| teacher asks students to split into 2 groups to simulate ideal class size,1 | |
| "4 dead, 12 critically injured in seattle bus crash",0 | |
| house of representatives magically switches bodies with senate,1 | |
| cecily strong responds to 'weekend update' change,0 | |
| man not certain what any of his coworkers' names are,1 | |
| these influential marijuana users defy the stoner stereotype,0 | |
| report: much of u.s. still underpaved,1 | |
| donald trump reportedly approves race summit with colin kaepernick,0 | |
| area man fantasized about for one and only time in his life,1 | |
| rapper coolio charged with felony firearm possession in los angeles,0 | |
| just a friendly and wildly hot reminder that oscar isaac is playing hamlet,0 | |
| washington state man jailed after attacking three gay seattle men,0 | |
| 16 tweets that define what it means to be an introvert,0 | |
| wary michael jackson hologram just trying to keep low profile,1 | |
| here are 10 of the best political quotes of 2014,0 | |
| windows opened on both coasts in effort to create transcontinental cross-breeze,1 | |
| why this nun says you don't have the same soul you were born with,0 | |
| "music, beer and summer, or why craft beer fests are my new rock concerts",0 | |
| "less fear, more courage",0 | |
| confused firefighters fail to rescue child wearing firefighter costume,1 | |
| visine introduces new eye-whitening strips,1 | |
| groom admits bride could have looked a bit more radiant on wedding day,1 | |
| report: rest of pottery class knows each other from previous pottery class,1 | |
| 6 incredible photos that show the world we need to protect,0 | |
| dinosaur skeleton reveals babies may have lived on their own from birth,0 | |
| tae kwon do instructor gets little thrill out of pairing off completely mismatched 8-year-olds,1 | |
| how to change yourself from the inside out,0 | |
| pepsi super bowl ad raises worldwide pepsi-awareness .00000000001 percent,1 | |
| artists announce they've found all the beauty they can in urban decay,1 | |
| "bacon good for you, reports best scientist ever",1 | |
| uninformed buffoon barely comprehends conversation about taylor swift,1 | |
| kerry washington compares fashion to fine art in marie claire,0 | |
| watch an animal lover save a rabbit from southern california fire,0 | |
| why i went to the paris climate talks,0 | |
| u.s. cryptographers: 'frpx-k5je-oc4n-e5dn',1 | |
| 14 things 'parks & recreation' taught us about food,0 | |
| "new snack chip evades digestive system, burrows straight into heart",1 | |
| "past armageddon and on to zippori, one of israel's premier archaeological sites: spring break 2016, breaking bad on the looney front - part 1",0 | |
| tough-guy ice agent struggling to raise adorable kids after deporting their parents,1 | |
| south carolina refuses to remove confederate flag from capitol trailer,1 | |
| quinoa black bean burger: layers of flavor and packed with protein,0 | |
| selig counted money while baseball lost the next generation of fans,0 | |
| proposed legislation offers citizenship to immigrants who can play piano so good it makes everyone cry,1 | |
| obama administration takes deportation relief for millions to supreme court,0 | |
| seth rogen takes down donald trump in donald trump jr.'s dms,0 | |
| "fearmongers, warmongers gather for annual mongering conference",1 | |
| faa advises asiana airlines pilot to get back out there after crash,1 | |
| lincoln memorial empty after former president's statue furloughed,1 | |
| date invites woman upstairs to check out red flags,1 | |
| mom has stacked dinner party roster,1 | |
| experts say puerto rico still extremely vulnerable to future u.s. government,1 | |
| area mother doesn't see why thai people need to make food so spicy,1 | |
| western washington university shuts down due to racist threat and online hate speech,0 | |
| new study finds americans need 6 hours of sleep at work,1 | |
| turkish soccer body penalizes kurdish club amid mounting tensions,0 | |
| "single-parent families get 'a' rating ,from drug kingpin",1 | |
| nation's grandmas halt production of afghan blankets,1 | |
| keynote speaker enlightens entire generation with theme that world is changing,1 | |
| jeb bush: i misjudged the intensity of gop voters' anger,0 | |
| "astronomers discover tiny, shy moon hiding in the shadows of the solar system",0 | |
| the most feminist white house in history just made one of its last moves on equal pay,0 | |
| cooking class instructor can already tell which couples signed up based on marriage counselor's recommendation,1 | |
| are you a lady-in-waiting?,0 | |
| "unemployed, miserable man still remembers teacher who first made him fall in love with writing",1 | |
| weird girl you drunkenly fooled around with waiting outside door,1 | |
| justice roberts stops in middle of oath of office to remind audience this just his job,1 | |
| is it easier to be a sahm or a working mother?,0 | |
| casual drink with acquaintance actually first move in elaborate chess game to get hired at united.com,1 | |
| "'first date going really well,' thinks man who hasn't stopped talking yet",1 | |
| obama returns from paris climate talks with couple energy-efficient light bulbs,1 | |
| jake tapper hits back at trump: he's nastier to me and don lemon than he is to putin,0 | |
| sniper school gets to have class on roof today,1 | |
| michelle obama's daily habit is all about happiness,0 | |
| "man takes a dump in bucket on bus, doesn't give a squat (nsfw)",0 | |
| donut shop gets weird after 11 a.m.,1 | |
| 'homosexuality is not an addiction',0 | |
| exercise briefly considered,1 | |
| "big coal funded this prominent climate change denier, docs reveal",0 | |
| steven tyler admits to hitting on daughter liv's famous pal while she watched,0 | |
| mindfulness and the average smartphone: technology for calm instead of chaos,0 | |
| trump refugee order dashes hopes of iraqis who helped the u.s.,0 | |
| power-crazed orkin man burns house to ground,1 | |
| does political correctness work?,0 | |
| queen of soul commands in philly,0 | |
| man humiliated by wi-fi's poor behavior in front of guests,1 | |
| study finds mass extinction could free up billions of dollars in conservation funding by 2024,1 | |
| jeopardy! viewer had no idea he knew so much about weasels,1 | |
| kevin spacey responds to assault allegations by seeking treatment for homosexuality,1 | |
| excited patient points out organ he wants from kidney tank in hospital lobby,1 | |
| man's body running out of ideas to convince him he full,1 | |
| "five years after sandy, lessons for today's hurricane victims",0 | |
| relationship experts say healthy couples should be renewing their vows 3 times a week,1 | |
| gas station clerk glad to see pump 2 doing so well today,1 | |
| wanda sykes gets right to the point with donald trump diss,0 | |
| the extraordinary journey of india's first olympic gymnast,0 | |
| man brings lunch from home to cut down on small joys,1 | |
| bird arthritis epidemic largely ignored,1 | |
| rare quarter worth 26 cents,1 | |
| "man throws brisket at woman during beef at bbq fest, police say",0 | |
| "2,300 leading scientists send trump a clear warning: we're watching you",0 | |
| dhs creates fenced-in enclosure for al-qaeda to safely carry out attacks,1 | |
| "when soldier returns home, her toddler son can't contain his excitement",0 | |
| amount of water man just used to wash dish to be prize of hand-to-hand combat match in 2065,1 | |
| naderite loyalists nuke dam,1 | |
| how a man who got his start in construction became the most powerful foreign policy voice in congress,0 | |
| white house responds to sexual misconduct allegations against roy moore,0 | |
| gina haspel recalls having to torture more prisoners than male colleagues to prove herself,1 | |
| congressman calls trump 'an idiot' for using egypt mosque attack to promote border wall,0 | |
| playground treated to hot pug-on-pug action,1 | |
| the best italian winter salads have a surprising thing in common,0 | |
| podiatrists recommend getting feet rotated every 6 months,1 | |
| pope condemns violence against women,0 | |
| 87-year-old musician dies after performing 'there's no business like show business',0 | |
| death row inmate can't deny he curious to see how state pulls off lethal injection,1 | |
| baby crow's first word 'caw',1 | |
| colin kaepernick's white parents say they're 'very proud' of him,0 | |
| jorge ramos producer speaks out about press conference incident,0 | |
| john roberts delivers finishing blow to stephen breyer to defend title of chief justice,1 | |
| 'mean girls' director signs on for new comedy,0 | |
| area bastards pick wrong guy to mess with this time,1 | |
| want to prevent lone wolf terrorism? promote a 'sense of belonging' among immigrants,0 | |
| "'gta v' a sophisticated gaming experience, says man who spent 3 hours running over homeless people with fire truck",1 | |
| 'sicario' director denis villeneuve says he hates senseless violence in film,0 | |
| hugh grant marries for the first time at age 57,0 | |
| imagine a world where the nra used positive messaging and preached responsibility,0 | |
| man reluctantly deletes video of friend trying to vault mailbox to clear data space for child's birth,1 | |
| watch live: actor jeremy piven dishes on pbs' 'mr. selfridge',0 | |
| podcast a cry for help,1 | |
| hospital guest has creepy feeling someone might have died in her room,1 | |
| friend tells depressing details of how he's covered by freelancers union,1 | |
| women's prison riot feels gratuitous,1 | |
| study: boyfriends who aren't speaking are thinking about ending relationship 90% of time,1 | |
| fall internship pays off with coveted winter internship,1 | |
| remembering jim brady,0 | |
| what happened when a black reporter crashed a white nationalist event,0 | |
| obama begins inauguration festivities with ceremonial drone flyover,1 | |
| marco rubio wins puerto rico primary,0 | |
| montreal's osm concludes couche-tard virée classique with record attendance,0 | |
| parents chart child's width on kitchen wall,1 | |
| bangladesh runs out of people,1 | |
| divorced parents a little hurt child's christmas list doesn't include heartbreaking wish for them to get back together,1 | |
| new biodiversity program busses in species from outside ecosystems,1 | |
| you may have missed the 6th woman on time's person of the year cover,0 | |
| journalists push back on correspondents' association's response to michelle wolf,0 | |
| the daily fantasy sports protests in nyc looked hilarious,0 | |
| 'modern family' appears at 9 p.m. just as prophesied in 'tv guide',1 | |
| famed chef homaro cantu found dead,0 | |
| "take a look inside yellowstone, one of america's wildest places",0 | |
| trump boys swallow luggage keys in case they get locked up in jail and need to escape,1 | |
| tv producers running out of types of people to have dance with each other,1 | |
| "aerobics enthusiast believes in crystal light, self",1 | |
| 8 things we wish our mothers had told us about aging,0 | |
| critics blast al gore's documentary as 'realistic',1 | |
| ho ho no -- 5 reasons there's no santa in our christmas,0 | |
| comic takes your awful first date to its logically terrifying extreme,0 | |
| google grants $1 million to non-profit to bring more black boys to tech,0 | |
| progressive challenger wants birmingham to be 'frontline resistance to trump policies',0 | |
| whitewater rafting trip in which friend drowned still pretty fun,1 | |
| iphone gadget turns any surface into a musical instrument,0 | |
| true feminism means holding our women leaders accountable,0 | |
| biden quietly asks obama to pick him up some of those real throwing stars from japan,1 | |
| "ebola, aids, and plague inc.",0 | |
| competitive adidas unveils darren wilson as new face of brand,1 | |
| "to domestic violence survivors, the alexandria shooter's history is all too familiar",0 | |
| killer swears girl was in two pieces when he left her,1 | |
| skin in the game: why republicans' ahca bill should fail,0 | |
| south sudan marks 6 years of independence as 6 million go hungry,0 | |
| betsy devos sued for weakening sexual assault reporting protections for students,0 | |
| 5 must-try international takes on macaroni & cheese,0 | |
| netflix gently reminds 'arrested development' fans that new episodes of the show won't actually solve world's problems,1 | |
| how to get the perfect summer body,0 | |
| head-on collision with a ford,0 | |
| fox news ceo demands donald trump apologize for new megyn kelly attacks,0 | |
| word 'millennials' forced into headline to boost pageviews,1 | |
| ferguson pool supply store overestimating how badly looters want chlorine tablets,1 | |
| lindsey graham vows to uphold john mccain's legacy by blindly supporting gop agenda after grumbling for a few minutes,1 | |
| 15 years in environment of constant fear somehow fails to rehabilitate prisoner,1 | |
| ex-wall street banker convicted of giving his father insider tips,0 | |
| toddler at that cute age where anything can be projected on them,1 | |
| st. vincent to world's catholics: stop donating all this crap to me,1 | |
| hayley williams and rocker husband chad gilbert split after nearly 10 years together,0 | |
| 'star wars' fans are freaking out because 'jedi' in 'the last jedi' is plural,0 | |
| empty wall behind couch falls into girlfriend's crosshairs,1 | |
| you've never seen the victoria's secret angels like this before,0 | |
| "new, improved obamacare program released on 35 floppy disks",1 | |
| don't roll out the red carpet for vietnam's autocratic leader,0 | |
| researchers forced to scrap another sleep study after participants murdered in dreams by serial killer,1 | |
| "'i was the one who slept with stormy daniels,' says sonny perdue in desperate attempt to serve as trump's fall guy",1 | |
| dad delivers state of the union rebuttal directly into television screen,1 | |
| heart attack a real wake-up call for man's insurance provider,1 | |
| smitten foot fetishist thinking these may be the two,1 | |
| texas ebola patient 'fighting for his life',0 | |
| "lives of mitch mcconnell, john boehner, eric cantor retain meaning",1 | |
| hate-crime bill stalled by pro-hate lobby,1 | |
| girlfriend loves spending 'alone time' with you,1 | |
| "mom's bathing suit just one giant, body-eclipsing ruffle",1 | |
| report: fuck guy in kayak,1 | |
| sarah huckabee sanders suggests trump 'weighed in on' son's response to russia meeting,0 | |
| proposed immigration law calls for u.s. to shut down border slide,1 | |
| the embarrassing skin problem nobody talks about,0 | |
| mccain refusing to tell voters what's in box unless elected,1 | |
| syria: refugee communities and redrawing the map of the middle east,0 | |
| "michelle obama: 'well, there are 8 years of my life i'll never get back'",1 | |
| happy international childfree day! announcing 2014 childfree woman and man of the year,0 | |
| "chaffetz, cummings seek answers from trump on his business' profits from foreign governments",0 | |
| florida state university suspends greek life after student's death,0 | |
| molly hatchet posts surprise upset in former deep purple district,1 | |
| "after planned parenthood shooting, another american community mourns",0 | |
| report: u.s. children lead world in hand-mouth coordination,1 | |
| lindsay lohan's rehab stint off to great start—and she's gone,1 | |
| instant gratification sped up,1 | |
| man checks to make sure no one home before recording song into laptop,1 | |
| hand of george h.w. bush bursts out of ground to grope one last woman,1 | |
| last-minute super bowl party décor,0 | |
| freedom with a twist of maturity,0 | |
| pope francis canonizes single turkey in annual vatican tradition,1 | |
| trump administration announces new $20 bill design honoring harriet tubman's owners,1 | |
| sen. mark warner warns trump: firing robert mueller would be a 'gross abuse of power',0 | |
| 5 financial wake-up calls -- and what you can learn from them,0 | |
| teen on verge of either joining isis or getting super into rollerblading,1 | |
| where is offense?,0 | |
| andy samberg casts a spell over donald trump's 'witch hunt' claims,0 | |
| summer camp hierarchy thrown into chaos after second girl learns how to french braid,1 | |
| how i became that middle-aged woman who uses baby talk with her dogs,0 | |
| man avoids messing with texas,1 | |
| report: what's a pretty lady like you doing around an article like this?,1 | |
| obama's legacy is proving far harder to erase than trump imagined,0 | |
| six teenagers in britain suspected of killing polish man in hate crime,0 | |
| there's nothing wrong with those of us who want to color our gray hair,0 | |
| "watch out, sephora. h&m beauty is coming for you.",0 | |
| jeremy corbyn is following bernie sanders' campaign with 'great interest',0 | |
| prevent pr disaster: 6 steps for crisis planning,0 | |
| e.p.t. clarifies pregnancy tests intended for entertainment purposes only,1 | |
| iowa aims to keep young people from moving out of state with new 'the stress will kill your mother' retention campaign,1 | |
| what your gums are trying to tell you,0 | |
| back from the valley: sebastian junger on korengal,0 | |
| google introduces a new way to screen telemarketers,0 | |
| man to undergo extensive interrogation by coworkers about where he got falafel,1 | |
| federal judge orders return of iranian national deported under trump's ban,0 | |
| having kids radically reshapes parents' immune systems,0 | |
| woman finds it worrying that all of new boyfriend's previous relationships ended in breakups,1 | |
| will smith shooting scene witness shocked by alleged shooter cardell hayes' calm behavior,0 | |
| kansas city-area waiter gets world series ticket as a tip,0 | |
| how to splurge without derailing your weight loss,0 | |
| a price on carbon is neither liberal nor conservative. it's just practical,0 | |
| ice detains tim kaine for speaking spanish at campaign rally,1 | |
| khizr khan sees a shared 'moral compass' in lessons of japanese-american incarceration,0 | |
| this activist group is giving trump the wall he actually deserves,0 | |
| mother of slain aurora teen calls out bernie sanders on gun control,0 | |
| donald trump picks up his first congressional endorsements,0 | |
| 6 reasons amber riley is a curvy style icon,0 | |
| report: more americans setting aside money in case of pr emergency,1 | |
| no one knows how medieval nuns used this mysterious prayer wheel,0 | |
| love letter made longer by increasing margins,1 | |
| vegetarian option just iceberg lettuce on bread,1 | |
| time for a brand new site for israel-palestine peace talks,0 | |
| that knife guy from high school arrested in knife-related incident,1 | |
| washed-up toddler can't point out things like he used to,1 | |
| scientists warn americans to stay away from that bird,1 | |
| stop judging other moms,0 | |
| "report: doing your part to stop climate change now requires planting 30,000 new trees, getting 40,000 cars off the road, reviving 20 square miles of coral reef",1 | |
| sephora makeup artist helping woman create the perfect pink eye,1 | |
| market evidently capable of supporting more than one reality show about cake,1 | |
| gina haspel briefs senators on saudis' 'shockingly uninspired' khashoggi interrogation,1 | |
| women honor harriet tubman with 100-mile trek along the underground railroad,0 | |
| concert spent constantly verifying presence of coat-check ticket in pocket,1 | |
| camel cash gaining strength against the dollar,1 | |
| karen pence returns to work as part-time nude art model,1 | |
| john legend speaks to the crack in the system caused by mass incarceration,0 | |
| adorable girls sum up why we need more landmarks named after women,0 | |
| 'grey's anatomy' star caterina scorsone accuses james toback of sexual harassment,0 | |
| every single slang word ever used for 'drunk',0 | |
| tomi adeyemi wanted 'children of blood and bone' to be 'so good... so black',0 | |
| bask in the awkward disaster that was justin timberlake and anna kendrick's 'trolls' premiere,0 | |
| area maggot has urgent news about reincarnation,1 | |
| mike pence horrified by d.c. cherry trees flagrantly displaying reproductive organs,1 | |
| discrimination against print-on-demand books is out of touch and bad for the environment too,0 | |
| will all senate republicans kowtow to trump and the far right?,0 | |
| area man expected to work with these incompetents,1 | |
| this is the world in your voice.,0 | |
| hypnotist looking for gimmick to set him apart from other hypnotists,1 | |
| masked vigilante takes terrorizing black community into own hands after local law enforcement fails to do so,1 | |
| army general conducts exhaustive sex probe,1 | |
| jimmy carter recovers from dehydration scare in canada,0 | |
| state bird reconsidered after latest wren attack,1 | |
| relapse greatest week of man's life,1 | |
| the new ireland,0 | |
| "career spider not sure she's ready for 3,000 children at this point",1 | |
| man proud of food he ordered,1 | |
| community vastly improved by tv station's caring,1 | |
| cat internally debates whether or not to rip head off smaller creature it just met,1 | |
| honest parents share their hilarious confessions,0 | |
| "report: oyster cracker–wise, nation doing pretty good",1 | |
| new beatles box set features 172 unreleased songs about wanting to hold hands,1 | |
| nation hit hard,1 | |
| this teacher is weary,0 | |
| gwyneth paltrow testifies against man accused of stalking her for 17 years,0 | |
| composer dan licht on writing for dexter,0 | |
| what common can teach men about getting dressed,0 | |
| "verizon, comcast approach 21st century fox about acquiring assets",0 | |
| bill maher mocks those offended by president obama's 'latte salute',0 | |
| "fashion designers announce plans to wave with both hands, bow slightly",1 | |
| study: universe actually shrunk by about 19 inches last year,1 | |
| trump-appointed judicial nominee displays legal expertise by withdrawing nomination,1 | |
| they accused him of taking a backpack. the courts took the next 3 years of his life.,0 | |
| 'new york post' publishes report exposing alexandria ocasio-cortez's 9-figure social security number,1 | |
| if the clippers win the nba championship does racism win as well?,0 | |
| trump boys announce they will not hesitate to egg russia if provoked,1 | |
| senator: russian trolls stoked nfl debate,0 | |
| middlebury vermont town council continues 242-year tradition of american democracy with 4-1 vote to rezone lot for new popeyes,1 | |
| second texas judge leaves the republican party in the age of donald trump,0 | |
| much ado...,0 | |
| article about one world trade center building includes paragraph explaining 9/11,1 | |
| white house lawyer insists trump isn't considering firing mueller,0 | |
| couple takes first steps toward divorce,1 | |
| minnesota café charges 35 cent 'fee' to protest minimum wage hike,0 | |
| she just wants a job,0 | |
| guy fieri eating to johnny cash's 'hurt' fills us with feelings,0 | |
| network executive cancels show after ruining it in development,1 | |
| god loses pouch filled with crystals that give him powers,1 | |
| 8 buttoned-up wedding looks that are anything but boring,0 | |
| target 'dorm room essentials' aisle being browsed exclusively by 30-year-old men with studio apartments,1 | |
| someone just gave donald trump a full-moon salute,0 | |
| female boss walking around like she owns the place,1 | |
| 'trump' chant used to intimidate latino high school athletes,0 | |
| adventures in our own backyard,0 | |
| trump boys set up 'don and eric law place' in white house electrical room to help dad with legal problems,1 | |
| fans erupt over fate of elias koteas' olinsky on 'chicago p.d.',0 | |
| "'these kids should be in school instead of protesting,' say people so tantalizingly close to getting the point",1 | |
| "edison electric institute's anti-solar, pr spending revealed",0 | |
| the 4 types of bosses… and how to manage up to them,0 | |
| kevin bacon talking about his band approved as prescription sedative,1 | |
| leader of sea-doo riders holds court in middle of lake,1 | |
| winneshiek county stadium indeed ready to rock,1 | |
| my advice to high school grads,0 | |
| frolicking deer actually being driven mad by ticks,1 | |
| mother proud she raised type of person no one would ever believe would rape someone,1 | |
| newspaper formally apologizes to wookiees for a 40-year-old 'star wars' mistake,0 | |
| after-work drinks enter third excruciating minute,1 | |
| woman apparently wants to smell edible,1 | |
| trump: 'i remember flying the plane that bombed the uss arizona during pearl harbor',1 | |
| "european commission president rips brexit leaders as 'sad,' 'not patriots'",0 | |
| kfc releases new family-size nugget,1 | |
| highway sign hacked to show crude message about donald trump,0 | |
| texas won't stop denying immigrants' children birth certificates -- for now,0 | |
| experts advise against throwing laptop across office even though it will feel incredible,1 | |
| man taking photo with ipad oblivious to how badass he looks,1 | |
| "'the investigation ends now,' growls shadow counsel holding mueller by throat at top of washington monument",1 | |
| shonda rhimes on the motivation behind her weight loss journey,0 | |
| area man thinking about getting one of those all-body scans,1 | |
| "singer cites girlfriend as reason he lives, dies, breaks down, cries",1 | |
| jeb bush wants to cut all energy subsidies,0 | |
| advertiser thought this sponsored post was good idea,1 | |
| "after boy is killed by gator at disney, his hometown unites to support family",0 | |
| ann romney's grandma tips are 'freakin' awesome',0 | |
| officemax employee was here when gel pens were big,1 | |
| eddie redmayne wins best actor at the globes,0 | |
| new evidence suggests humans may have been dipping crunchy things into gooey things earlier than previously thought,1 | |
| "'okay, i'm ready to speak to you under oath,' says eric trump from beneath rubber donald trump mask",1 | |
| celebrities: are they aware enough of aids?,1 | |
| muhammad as spirit of truth: a christian testimony against islamophobia,0 | |
| mccain gives up jcpenney catalog-modeling job,1 | |
| g.o.p.'s israel support deepens as political contributions shift,0 | |
| watch: shep smith's chilling description of new isis video,0 | |
| here's who will moderate the presidential and vice presidential debates,0 | |
| the power of keeping it personal,0 | |
| raving maniac just saying what everyone wants to hear,1 | |
| genuine happiness now seen only on game shows,1 | |
| texas governor legalizes previously banned wrestling move,1 | |
| panic floods mike pence's system before realizing hand on knee his own,1 | |
| u.s. postal service appoints first leather-clad postmistress general,1 | |
| palestinian teen dies after being shot by israeli forces in gaza protests,0 | |
| "emergency responders working to dislodge commercial jet from thick, polluted cloud over new delhi",1 | |
| the democratic presidential candidates meet again at a forum in iowa,0 | |
| senator trying to make long-distance relationship work with constituency back home,1 | |
| judge overturns conviction of innocent man sentenced to life more than 40 years ago,0 | |
| tower of human skulls casts new light on aztecs,0 | |
| this organization is helping women of color thrive in the communications field,0 | |
| a little nonsense,0 | |
| orca mother carries around dead calf for two weeks as warning to all who would defy her,1 | |
| "call bulls#!t: just because they say it, doesn't mean it's true",0 | |
| first chapter in history of sino-american war of 2011 already written,1 | |
| land before time vi released straight to landfill,1 | |
| donald trump gave the pope a sculpture his holiness will probably regift,0 | |
| area man's biggest accomplishment not ever killing anyone with his car,1 | |
| grandmother proud to have lived long enough to see first viable female candidate torn apart,1 | |
| cia's brennan says tearing up iran deal would be 'folly',0 | |
| the currys' nursery for their second baby is freaking adorable,0 | |
| employee wellness programs aren't so voluntary anymore,0 | |
| hr sends out reminder email about not scrawling 'revenge' in blood in conference room,1 | |
| personal assistant called after scary dream,1 | |
| laurie hernandez earns the season's first perfect score on 'dancing with the stars',0 | |
| this underwater technology harnesses ocean waves to make renewable energy,0 | |
| sentient couch thinks it would look good over by the window,1 | |
| trump fans the flames,0 | |
| man can't help but think he played small part in female coworker's success by not actively sabotaging her career,1 | |
| teen breaks rules in socially accepted ways,1 | |
| "texas man kills co-worker, then takes own life",0 | |
| "a global inspiration: 'queen of katwe' brings worldwide message of faith, resilience for youth",0 | |
| scientists theorize what earliest dinosaur researchers may have looked like,1 | |
| border wall prototype clearly designed by yayoi kusama,1 | |
| is twitter bad for language? statistical analysis says no (new book),0 | |
| colleges send out reminder to graduates that 2008 degrees about to expire,1 | |
| 3 must-have shoes for the office,0 | |
| ciro guerra's 'embrace of the serpent' at cannes: a conversation with the colombian director about shamanism,0 | |
| jesus was a socialist,0 | |
| thousands return to unemployment following end of writers strike,1 | |
| cinnabon defends $800 million contract to manufacture pastries for saudi arabia,1 | |
| frazzled robert mueller walking around with piece of russia investigation document stuck to his shoe,1 | |
| hollywood mourns the loss of legendary comedian jerry lewis,0 | |
| considering self-employment? 7 questions to ask yourself,0 | |
| hmo targets blacks with 'rapping good' health campaign,1 | |
| the true gifts of the holidays,0 | |
| ethical hunter throws duck he shot back into sky,1 | |
| troy aikman: i 'knock on wood' hoping i stay healthy after concussions,0 | |
| horrifying society of grotesque mutants discovered living aboveground,1 | |
| shaun king has twitter account suspended after cnn email exchange,0 | |
| fema dispatches crews to do whatever they need to do to look busy,1 | |
| voter anger palpable at intentionally anger-stoking rally,1 | |
| "georgia ski lift malfunction hurls people into air, injuring 11",0 | |
| "once the capital of nostalgia, istanbul is now the capital of anxiety and neurosis",0 | |
| pneumonia virus terrified after remembering what clintons capable of,1 | |
| attention: sports fans!,0 | |
| here's carrie fisher in 'one of the most entertaining interviews ever',0 | |
| demi lovato and wilmer valderrama decide to give their hearts a break,0 | |
| an unexpected heirloom,0 | |
| the nixonization of donald trump,0 | |
| disgusted robert mueller eats 2 20-piece chicken mcnugget meals in one sitting in attempt to get into trump's mind,1 | |
| astronomers discover most distant galaxy yet,0 | |
| "martin luther king bust first thing to go, romney adviser quietly thinking",1 | |
| margaret atwood: 'the handmaids are supposed to be aliens',1 | |
| doll real estate agent glosses over giant hinged opening in middle of house,1 | |
| "local play well-attended by friends, family",1 | |
| do we risk having two-tier access to renewable energy?,0 | |
| area woman loses respect earned since last st. patrick's day,1 | |
| copies of da vinci code litter crash site,1 | |
| your high school boyfriend still smoking cigarettes in the field behind school,1 | |
| u.s. muslims ask john kerry for protection on mecca pilgrimage,0 | |
| new hampshire returns to obscurity,1 | |
| child so stupid she sees letters backwards,1 | |
| lazy poor person has never earned passive income from stock dividends a day in his life,1 | |
| house panel votes to keep congressional reports private,0 | |
| "johnny depp now physically unable to walk unless whimsically teeter-tottering across rolling log, wobbly plank, or swaying beam",1 | |
| kid with rough home life gives mickey extra long hug,1 | |
| how to survive in a conspiracy theorist's world,0 | |
| mass protests planned if trump fires deputy attorney general rosenstein,0 | |
| borrowed cd slowly integrated into own collection,1 | |
| fashion industry pretends to care about plus-size models,1 | |
| mom keeping tabs on coyote situation,1 | |
| man always attempts to intercept tossed things,1 | |
| annual teeth cleaning reveals three previously unnoticed rows of teeth,1 | |
| "indonesian mother sews halloween costumes for 60,000 children",1 | |
| barista gets sick little thrill telling coffee shop customers there no restroom,1 | |
| 'draft biden' super pac releases first ad,0 | |
| "friend insists you just have to climb ladder, hop gap, scale wall to see the view from apartment's roof",1 | |
| nader polling at 8 percent among past supporters,1 | |
| don king enjoys grandilomentitudinous sandwich,1 | |
| text message a bit curt,1 | |
| souls of wisdom,0 | |
| tim ryan attempting to stand out from other candidates on debate stage by wearing blue power ranger costume,1 | |
| he's the most mysterious guy in the world,0 | |
| challenging the warsaw pact from within,0 | |
| from student to teacher: the rise of singapore education,0 | |
| the democrats sang a decades-old hymn of protest during their sit-in,0 | |
| "news roundup for august 29, 2017",0 | |
| "canadian ice dancers make history, winning gold in pyeongchang",0 | |
| space under boardroom table a complex web of feet massaging various genitals,1 | |
| burned car tied to murdered girl: cops,0 | |
| 7 things the earth would totally tweet if it could,0 | |
| rnc proclaims mike pence the winner more than an hour before the debate,0 | |
| frustrated dad at restaurant just wants a normal burger,1 | |
| explanation of board game rules peppered with reassurances that it will be fun,1 | |
| news report on wartime atrocity even more powerful for its brevity,1 | |
| will intersectional feminism ever be one lane?,0 | |
| internal weakness openly shared with coworkers,1 | |
| oakland artists take on gentrification as tech boom threatens their city,0 | |
| what comes next? rockwell reminds us,0 | |
| the mediterranean refugee crisis,0 | |
| dalai lama announces next life to be his last before retirement,1 | |
| this guy used augmented reality to recreate 'the ring' in real life,0 | |
| afghanistan bombings result in country's deadliest day for journalists,0 | |
| "eric trump scolds father that he mustn't inquire about the businesses, for he's sworn not to tell",1 | |
| 5 friendship lessons you learned on the playground,0 | |
| internet collapses under sheer weight of baby pictures,1 | |
| marqkria lost 260 pounds: 'my motivation came from wanting to take control of my life',0 | |
| dept. of transportation to replace highway mile markers with dead raccoons,1 | |
| 'full frontal with samantha bee' imagines trump's twitter reviews of meryl streep films,0 | |
| 10 reasons not wearing yoga pants should be illegal,0 | |
| "world covers ears, chants loudly as epa releases ozone-depletion statistics",1 | |
| what's the matter with eastern europe? welcome to the birthplace of trumpism,0 | |
| cousin really going all-in on retweeting porn stars,1 | |
| pathetic excuse for man paid same wage as female counterpart,1 | |
| iraq is investigating alleged executions of sunnis in fallujah,0 | |
| "hanukkah 2016: dates, rituals and history of the festival of lights",0 | |
| report: it would be a real shame if something were to happen to you,1 | |
| find your rudder,0 | |
| barbecue chicken panini succumbs to howard-related causes,1 | |
| "meet eric dyer, the modern master of the zoetrope",0 | |
| "mom locked in infinite loop of purchasing, returning items from lord & taylor",1 | |
| solitute creek is deaver at his most dynamic,0 | |
| panicking mark zuckerberg holds press conference explicitly welcoming armenian genocide deniers to facebook,1 | |
| trapped chilean miners considering how funny it would be if they all died right as rescuers completed tunnel,1 | |
| velociraptor from 'jurassic park' dies,1 | |
| grandma can still feel draft,1 | |
| $14.5 billion pledged to rebuild battleground states,1 | |
| new montana tourism campaign marketed toward urban bison,1 | |
| brands that make you aww,0 | |
| "a-sides with jon chattman: ryan shaw shows some ""real love""; animal years lift some spirits",0 | |
| jakrapong kongmalai: find a mentor and avoid years of trial and error,0 | |
| "gop senator sorry for joking about mammograms, but still won't cover them",0 | |
| auto industry agrees to install brakes in suvs,1 | |
| the fbi just blasted reporting on the san bernardino killings,0 | |
| gop picks paul ryan for house speaker,0 | |
| uzo aduba's emmys dress is a work of art,0 | |
| hurricane nicole wreaks havoc on bermuda,0 | |
| thai dish apparently costs 3 peppers,1 | |
| woman perfectly breaks down why she's not 'just' a nurse,0 | |
| "man solemnly realizes there always going to be other apartment hunters out there smarter, faster, more cunning",1 | |
| pederast judge tries 11-year-old as adult,1 | |
| who isn't running for president?,0 | |
| junk mail locked back inside letterbox until something more important delivered,1 | |
| bob corker: donald trump's legacy will be the 'debasement of our nation',0 | |
| family spends relaxing weekend destroying outdoors,1 | |
| man pissed after becoming trapped in macy's thanksgiving day parade while out walking giant pikachu balloon,1 | |
| "call off the search, the cutest donuts in the world have been found",0 | |
| a mother's personal story about her trans child and public bathrooms,0 | |
| typhoon meranti slams into china causing mayhem,0 | |
| john lennon's journey to feminism and why it matters in the era of trump,0 | |
| aging at home: does it have to be an uphill climb?,0 | |
| "content could be hotter, more social",1 | |
| who's the old guy at lollapalooza?,0 | |
| child venture capitalist invests $2.50 in friend's slug-eating enterprise,1 | |
| giving kimye a run for their money ...,0 | |
| the 20 funniest tweets from women this week,0 | |
| white house: no evidence russian air strike killed isis leader,0 | |
| "feeling the heat in alabama's senate race, luther strange calls for filibuster change",0 | |
| good news kept from parents out of fear of proving them right,1 | |
| 5-year-old at underfunded kindergarten enjoying last few weeks before achievement gap kicks in,1 | |
| sean hannity: donald trump should deny press credentials to major news outlets,0 | |
| exxonmobil swears it's going to start taxes early this year,1 | |
| trump's labor law enforcer freezes worker-friendly reforms made under obama,0 | |
| teen boulder can't wait for landslide to roll it into ravine where they get it,1 | |
| pro-sanders phillie phanatic places masking tape reading 'silenced' over honker,1 | |
| hospital paperwork reduces man's reading comprehension to first-grade level,1 | |
| adam smith vs. ayn rand,0 | |
| from 'that junkie chick' on hbo to soccer mom,0 | |
| arianna tells bill maher about trump's lasting contribution to american life,0 | |
| "if you think your kid has trouble sleeping, this might be why",0 | |
| middle manager announces plans to skedaddle,1 | |
| mom who drove kids into ocean gives birth,0 | |
| unpopular police officer thinking about committing racially motivated offense for a little support,1 | |
| clinton campaign asks cnn to stock dressing room with 4 pounds of flavorless protein paste,1 | |
| lea michele romances fake gosling in 'on my way' video,0 | |
| biden regales dnc with story of '80s girl band vixen breaking hard rock's glass ceiling,1 | |
| relationship at point where woman has to learn boyfriend's family's weird card games,1 | |
| man brings visiting parents into office to meet coworkers who can't stand him,1 | |
| isis starting to worry new recruit huge psycho,1 | |
| skywriter trailed by skyeditor,1 | |
| rockette says inauguration performance is 'an issue of racism and sexism',0 | |
| twitch streamer sets new record for longest stream lying dead on camera,1 | |
| escaped bull dies after leading police chase through nyc,0 | |
| a giant list of epic destinations for anyone who lives to travel,0 | |
| man getting futon all dolled up for craigslist photo shoot,1 | |
| "in sad, sad press conference, milo says 'free speech week' is now just one measly rally",0 | |
| 20 people found refuge in a famous paris bookstore during attacks,0 | |
| a message to trump: regime change will not work in syria,0 | |
| twitter imparts some presidential wisdom with #trumpbacktoschooltips,0 | |
| man's whole job undoing handiwork of self-checkout machine,1 | |
| scott walker does a number on his job numbers,0 | |
| "latina says napa valley wine train threatened her group too, suggests 'a pattern'",0 | |
| nation gathers around area man trying to parallel park,1 | |
| savvy man registers 'sleepy romney' twitter account just in case candidate looks tired,1 | |
| california mayor sleeps in cardboard box for night to 'experience' homelessness,0 | |
| alan colmes' death goes unreported on hannity & colmes,1 | |
| barnes & noble creates stripper/prostitute memoir section,1 | |
| proud to be a total b*tch,0 | |
| watch: homophobes have invented a scary new tactic to undo equal rights,0 | |
| health insurance ceo reveals key to company's success is not paying for customers' medical care,1 | |
| why a pub at st. mary's university?,0 | |
| liquor's neon coloring likely good measure of its excellence,1 | |
| charlottesville suspect might have received tacit support from high-level government figure,1 | |
| "new web series aims to tell stories of love, addiction and healing",0 | |
| new toyota suv holds eight passengers and their suvs,1 | |
| antonin scalia's death just cost this company $835 million,0 | |
| nation's sports fans demand to spend $21.99 on something,1 | |
| recycling opens the door to a circular economy,0 | |
| kylie jenner beat beyoncé at breaking the internet,0 | |
| assistant always follows warner bros. ceo with suitcase containing codes to authorize 'collateral beauty 2',1 | |
| 6th-graders feel kind of bad after seeing how easy it was to make young teacher cry,1 | |
| coming out again!,0 | |
| the extraordinary life of a flight paramedic in the canadian arctic,0 | |
| bizarre assemblage of shapes visible through area man's pockets,1 | |
| god admits heaven was way cooler in the '70s,1 | |
| video shows transphobic man preaching in target getting shut down by customer,0 | |
| "exercise may be the key to battling alzheimer's, studies find",0 | |
| 12 delicious marcel duchamp quotes to unleash your inner artist,0 | |
| classmates awed by first-grader who gets free breakfast every day,1 | |
| why britain's spy chief says he wouldn't hire james bond,0 | |
| "rare species of frog may hold cure to...ah, never mind, it's extinct",1 | |
| blaming black voter turnout in virginia,0 | |
| bill cosby defamation suit adds four more women,0 | |
| the truly awful part about food allergies (and how i got over it),0 | |
| donald trump revels in recounting the 'very good towels' he threw to hurricane victims,0 | |
| dow up 300 after deaths of 400,1 | |
| presidential candidates react to paris attacks,0 | |
| nation's dads treated to mark knopfler meet-and-greet,1 | |
| want to harm your relationship? here are 2 easy ways!,0 | |
| index finger rips into toilet paper package like velociraptor claw,1 | |
| michael jackson estate questions why accusers only coming forward steadily since early 1990s,1 | |
| why everybody loves seniors on airbnb,0 | |
| renamed arena will always be verizon wireless amphitheater to locals,1 | |
| chicago judge orders access to free lawyers at police stations,0 | |
| black and decker introduces new 72-inch tree whacker,1 | |
| "fetid, shit-covered elon musk announces plan to revolutionize nation's sewage system",1 | |
| mcdonald's fights world hunger with new triple-decker burger,1 | |
| jamie dimon cites relentless desire to watch a person die up close as inspiration for starting healthcare company,1 | |
| busybody fireman ruins suicide attempt,1 | |
| superstitious ocean blaming all its weird behavior on the moon,1 | |
| "oregon college shooting survivor writes graphic, gripping account",0 | |
| "if you can't keep your new year's resolutions, be kind to yourself",0 | |
| former bernie supporters canvass for clinton in critical philly suburbs,0 | |
| alaska senate candidate joe miller says abortion is bankrupting social security,0 | |
| why hillary clinton is moving left on every issue except israel - opinion,0 | |
| man grateful to live in society where mattress disappears if left on sidewalk for a couple days,1 | |
| only two segways in town collide,1 | |
| enormous man spends another day indoors,1 | |
| greece orders banks to re-open monday,0 | |
| 7 things you should never ever do for your older kids,0 | |
| 7 seattle themed filters to live by © michelle moore,0 | |
| child's last steps captured on video,1 | |
| breakup letter taped to baby,1 | |
| man burning in hell wishes he hadn't snickered at religious leaflet,1 | |
| stuffed gorilla only into you for your shelf,1 | |
| "chinese scientists successfully clone 2 monkeys, could lead to human applications",0 | |
| 8 clever packed lunch hacks we stole from kids,0 | |
| 5 reasons your salon haircut turned out wrong,0 | |
| 7 diy beauty hacks using pantry staples,0 | |
| philadelphiatheatreco. celebrates 40 with stars aligned,0 | |
| political cartoonist not sure how to convey that large sack in senator's hand is full of money,1 | |
| "columbus day protests once again erupt as nation struggles with its dark, anti-italian past",1 | |
| opinions versus opinionated,0 | |
| karl rove: donald trump would get 'creamed' up against hillary clinton,0 | |
| man sets unsustainable precedent of saying hello to coworker every morning,1 | |
| trump's possible pardon of joe arpaio is destructive and unpresidential,0 | |
| russian beef shortage traced to boris yeltsin,1 | |
| woman pays full price for carpet during one-day-only non-sale,1 | |
| here's a pg-rated facebook alternative for evangelical christians,0 | |
| gingrich urges romney to drop out so he can focus on general election,1 | |
| the mouse that roared,0 | |
| bernie sanders asks anyone who's serious about breaking up big banks to meet him on corner of canal and bowery at midnight,1 | |
| washing machine loses man's trust,1 | |
| 11 artists you should pay attention to next year,0 | |
| 7 new reasons to love wallpaper,0 | |
| 15 hours overnight at seoul's incheon airport with kids,0 | |
| "epa to drop 'e,' 'p' from name",1 | |
| donald trump promises republican senator he'll lose an election that doesn't exist,0 | |
| megan fox daydreaming about megan fox naked,1 | |
| "russian plane broke up at high altitude, official says",0 | |
| pier 1 imports unveils new self-defense vase for smashing onto head of home invader,1 | |
| russians mint 'in trump we trust' coin ahead of u.s. inauguration,0 | |
| don't blame 'a' but 'pretty little liars' is ending after 7 seasons,0 | |
| new law requires welfare recipients to submit sweat to prove how hard they're looking for job,1 | |
| puerto rico to default after missing payment,0 | |
| sexual assault survivors' rights act of 2016: 'our nation's laws stand firmly on the side of survivors',0 | |
| gunman opens fire in own mcdonald's,1 | |
| reflecting on the aids epidemic this gay men's health crisis founders' day,0 | |
| woman judges cities solely by their airports,1 | |
| "space, race and the space race",0 | |
| no african citizens could attend a summit on african trade after visas denied,0 | |
| "a song for bruce rauner, illinois' uber-rich gop governor candidate",0 | |
| reda kateb takes an oath in hippocrates,0 | |
| hero shop saves hundreds from hunger,1 | |
| "lois gibbs: 'the government wouldn't help me, so i decided to do it myself'",0 | |
| everything you need to know to cook like an italian,0 | |
| "stage door: lypsinka! the trilogy, billy & ray, mozart's the magic flute",0 | |
| canadian police aplogize for threatening drunk drivers with nickelback,0 | |
| frugal star wars fan camping out in front of 99-cent theater,1 | |
| "hubble space telescope finds men from venus, women from mars",1 | |
| chris collins thanks supporters with can't-miss tip on biotech stock,1 | |
| kashmir: when is the farewell to violence?,0 | |
| unidentified wooden pole leaning against garage wall,1 | |
| why writers must plan to be surprised,0 | |
| report: friend's apartment not nice enough to be asking people to take off shoes,1 | |
| health risks don't make for a bad president,0 | |
| singapore's first female president will be a hijab-wearing muslim woman,0 | |
| widower misses sex with dead wife terribly,1 | |
| florida county asks judge to clarify gay marriage ruling,0 | |
| 18 habits of highly creative people,0 | |
| t.g.i. friday's unveils new jeff daniels barbecue sauce,1 | |
| obama to end automatic residency for cuban migrants,0 | |
| is facebook making us lonely?,0 | |
| trump praises chuck schumer in reposted tweet that first called him 'cunning',0 | |
| why have there been so many anti-gay attacks in dallas?,0 | |
| conservative newspaper editorial boards line up behind hillary clinton,0 | |
| kentucky governor's crime plan: volunteer 'prayer patrols' roaming the streets,0 | |
| "what really happens when you're infected with measles, in one chart",0 | |
| "far, far away in a galaxy, there's lots of room for #starwarschristmascarols",0 | |
| reparations and obama,0 | |
| pistachio biscotti with kirsch-soaked dried cherries,0 | |
| both israel and hamas have a responsibility to protect civilians,0 | |
| paul ryan delivers impassioned 10-minute pained facial expression,1 | |
| trevor noah: michael flynn too 'stupid' to be national security adviser,0 | |
| how following my heart led me to the one person i need to love most,0 | |
| otherwise reasonable man sincerely believes u.s. landed on moon,1 | |
| "hip, laid-back doctor refers to influenza as 'the flu'",1 | |
| loose-cannon cop who doesn't play by the rules uses unconventional filing system for paperwork while on desk duty,1 | |
| nation's women not as crazy about bryan gosling,1 | |
| "women in business: three generations of women in radio: renee roth, jo-ann silverstein and rachel roth",0 | |
| "honestly, this lineman-sized dancer beats any football game",0 | |
| how are hawaii's millennials doing these days?,0 | |
| "in russiagate, keep your eye on pence",0 | |
| getting randomly picked to make half-court shots now best way to earn living,1 | |
| north west and penelope disick are the cutest toddler duo around,0 | |
| u.s. middlemen demand protection from being cut out,1 | |
| friday's morning email: the aftermath of the u.s. strike on syria,0 | |
| snl praised for 'draw muhammad' skit,0 | |
| jeb bush campaign adviser serves on board of predatory college itt,0 | |
| yellowstone park attempts to increase ranger population with new mating program,1 | |
| household death toll climbs to one,1 | |
| parenting experts warn screen time greatly increases risk of child becoming an influencer,1 | |
| "wedding guest in suspenders, bow tie unafraid to take dance floor",1 | |
| "prepare your mind, body and soul for this leaked britney spears track",0 | |
| "new legislation would shut down u.s. education system, give each american student $3,000 to start own small business",1 | |
| "actually, suicide not the easy way out for area quadriplegic",1 | |
| nation's attractive people demand we send them all $200 checks,1 | |
| terrifying man selling dead trees out of middle school parking lot,1 | |
| how big corporations buy access to the supreme court,0 | |
| "a week in brooklyn, new york, on a $55,000 salary",0 | |
| u.s. deportation rates hit a 10-year low,0 | |
| signature dominates sympathy card,1 | |
| man approaches box of powdered doughnuts like snake discovering unguarded clutch of bird eggs,1 | |
| bernie sanders shows how reagan destroyed the middle class,0 | |
| "we learn our best lessons when we fail, according to pete carroll",0 | |
| driver swerves to avoid deer standing right in middle of zoo,1 | |
| "it doesn't look that cold out, reports man who doesn't have thermo-sensing eyes",1 | |
| democratic senators vow transportation bill fight over safety,0 | |
| netanyahu feeling like trip to us to start world war iii went pretty well,1 | |
| christian pornographer refuses to film sex tape for gay couple,1 | |
| saudi authorities decry wasteful 3-hour death-row appeals process,1 | |
| "in argentina, the supreme court spurs national outrage with leniency for a 'dirty war' criminal",0 | |
| oscar pistorius treated in hospital for wrist injuries: reports,0 | |
| female entrepreneur : karen quinones,0 | |
| iran will be the first beneficiary from trump's policies in syria,0 | |
| reese witherspoon was red hot at the 'gone girl' premiere,0 | |
| officials warn flint residents that some areas have higher lead levels than filters can handle,0 | |
| sheets changed after every breakup,1 | |
| "'i just want a substantive, issues-oriented democratic debate,' lie thousands of americans hungry for unhinged trainwreck",1 | |
| student reporter hits it out of the park with 5 accurate sentences,1 | |
| congressman calls for investigation into alton sterling shooting,0 | |
| nation watches in envy as 15-year-old jots notes in margin of 'to kill a mockingbird',1 | |
| u.s. to give limestone-based economy a shot starting next week,1 | |
| samantha bee launches global 'apology race' tour to say sorry for donald trump,0 | |
| "women in business q&a: roxane divol, svp and gm, trust services, symantec",0 | |
| obama leaves post-it on counter with quick note explaining how to use extralegal surveillance apparatus,1 | |
| impoverished monte carlo family forced to live out of racecar,1 | |
| college graduate accepts position above parents' garage,1 | |
| peta complains as revised sat tested on chimpanzees,1 | |
| "pitt, aniston to quietly separate",1 | |
| dozens killed in ethiopia after stampede at protest,0 | |
| why the new york times is naming names in national security stories,0 | |
| it unclear which half of couple settling,1 | |
| "god almost forgot to kill dave elfman of boulder, co today",1 | |
| report: mueller subpoenas pr executives linked to manafort,0 | |
| man nods knowingly at mechanic,1 | |
| area woman thinking about doing that thing where she's mean to other women she meets for no reason,1 | |
| text history with mom a succinct chronology of relatives' hospital visits,1 | |
| fight kind of runs out of steam 15 seconds in,1 | |
| barb from 'stranger things' is pissed she was left in the upside down,0 | |
| 7 signs a home seller may be hiding something,0 | |
| report: sheldon adelson backs trump trip to israel after $100 million pledge,0 | |
| don't do this while trying to conceive,0 | |
| beyoncé's 2015 global citizen fest setlist was pretty flawless,0 | |
| thrill-seeker microwaves pot pie without slitting crust,1 | |
| pete townshend can't explain,1 | |
| protesters ignored,1 | |
| shark bites surfer on oahu's north shore,0 | |
| ranking 25 of the best 'american horror story' characters ever,0 | |
| "listen, area boss gets it",1 | |
| how women and girls cope with getting their periods in refugee camps,0 | |
| barry jenkins quietly makes history with oscar nomination trifecta,0 | |
| ray lamontagne wants you to listen to his new album on vinyl,0 | |
| why i refuse to apologize for my selfies,0 | |
| this is a middle-aged man's true path to happiness,0 | |
| nasa issues formal apology for 1969 genocide of moon natives,1 | |
| 3 simple tips to practice daily gratitude,0 | |
| john oliver: confronting dustin hoffman on sexual misconduct allegations 'unavoidable',0 | |
| "here's how to become kris jenner's assistant, according to kris jenner",0 | |
| ben higgins and lauren bushnell on the 'bachelor' buzzwords they never want to say again,0 | |
| bear's plan to break into man's home foiled by cat door,0 | |
| "20 million americans without health care attend painful, labored march on washington",1 | |
| mikhail gorbachev says nato is escalating cold war with russia 'into a hot one',0 | |
| michelle obama can still hear their little labored breaths when she closes her eyes,1 | |
| prince's sister tyka nelson pays tribute to the late music icon at the amas,0 | |
| pope admits he made 'serious errors' in handling chile sex abuse allegations,0 | |
| "hurricane concerned it caught something in panama city, florida",1 | |
| "how to be nicer, healthier and more focused in 15 minutes",0 | |
| how to track santa claus' flight around the world this christmas eve,0 | |
| gop makes good on 2009 promise to block president's healthcare bill,1 | |
| u.s. kids fail at physical activity,0 | |
| google once made a promise not to be evil. will alphabet uphold it?,0 | |
| "'he made the ultimate sacrifice,' trump tells military widow about scooby-doo putting up with scrappy-doo",1 | |
| u.s. opens door to a change in blood donation policy for gay men,0 | |
| grandfather clock does loop-the-loop with pendulum when no one looking,1 | |
| wooden fruit hoping to become real fruit one day,1 | |
| watch the weeknd's explicit 'fifty shades of grey' video,0 | |
| 11 things ultra-productive people do differently,0 | |
| "5 (easy, fun) tips to prevent summer slide",0 | |
| neighbor oblivious to fact she being groomed for cat-sitting,1 | |
| "to all the meat-loving feminists of the world, riot grill has arrived",0 | |
| prince harry asks brother prince william to be his best man,0 | |
| blissful ignorance commemorated on annual 9/10 anniversary,1 | |
| nate berkus and jeremiah brent are married!,0 | |
| man going to take edge off with decades-long slide into alcoholism,1 | |
| cubans demand a direct and secret ballot to elect their president,0 | |
| area grandmother comes forward as 'banksy',1 | |
| biden frantically hitting up cabinet members for clean piss,1 | |
| new report finds u.s. employees most engaged at workplace while working as frontman of styx,1 | |
| will this murder be the first federal hate crime with a trans victim?,0 | |
| creating leverage where none seems to exist,0 | |
| too late now to switch from checkout line with talkative cashier,1 | |
| woman with shitty job her own boss,1 | |
| inside: what the stars were wearing at terrible movie's gala premiere,1 | |
| "huffpost rise morning newsbrief, october 20",0 | |
| "how to beat the winter blues, according to top experts",0 | |
| haiku reviews: art 2014 roundup iv,0 | |
| responsible gun owner keeps firearms safely locked away where only he can get them during mental breakdown,1 | |
| son surprised dad knows johnny cash song,1 | |
| the easiest & cheapest way to update your beauty look,0 | |
| this enchanting 'beauty and the beast' proposal is pure fairy tale magic,0 | |
| mike bloomberg apologizes for giving his top political journalists a watergate-era nickname,0 | |
| "debut author virginia franken talks about flawed characters, her (new) addiction to coffee, what dance taught her about writing, and more",0 | |
| trump administration worried president burning through minority scapegoats at unsustainable rate,1 | |
| r&b singer guesses she'll just keep moaning into mic until song is over,1 | |
| mumford and sons take home coveted 'vest of the year' grammy,1 | |
| jostens unveils new engagement rings for pregnant high-schoolers,1 | |
| bernie sanders gives some advice to ronda rousey,0 | |
| how to make the perfect mother's day breakfast,0 | |
| guy on racetrack p.a. sounds a little depressed today,1 | |
| gwen stefani teases possible no doubt album,0 | |
| get lucky now: 4 simple ways to jump start your successes in life,0 | |
| 'spirit' of the iran nuclear deal is a two-way street,0 | |
| donald trump channels the ghost of richard nixon,0 | |
| native american students sue the u.s. government over dismal education,0 | |
| bewildered white house press watches dueling huckabee sanderses each claim she the only one telling truth,1 | |
| couple discovers shop that sells cakes,1 | |
| "six dead, 10 hurt in baltimore commuter, school bus crash",0 | |
| 'mr. falafel' owner does not actually like being addressed as mr. falafel,1 | |
| saudi executioner thinks he pulled something in shoulder during last 10 decapitations,1 | |
| upper-middle-class woman worries there's better coffee she doesn't know about,1 | |
| brexit crisis tops off rough stretch in obama's push for legacy,0 | |
| thinking more broadly about mothering this mother's day,0 | |
| this woman converted her closet into an indoor garden,0 | |
| "watch tom hardy sing (yes, sing) about a serial killer in this 'london road' scene",0 | |
| wednesday's morning email: republicans on cusp of passing tax giveaway,0 | |
| losing a child without losing your mind,0 | |
| inverted bob added to supercuts arctic vault where hairstyles preserved for future generations,1 | |
| cable ace award thrown out in apartment move,1 | |
| melania trump's new bio says she 'paused her studies',0 | |
| oscars create new truman capote biopic category,1 | |
| chevron touts green initiative with hybrid-powered oil drilling platforms,1 | |
| screwball jim nabors goofs up again by marrying man,1 | |
| olympic track star throws javelin to pull out his daughter's tooth,0 | |
| hundreds in alabama may face jail under new law for voting in gop senate runoff,0 | |
| "god announces plans to shift majority of resources tied up in humanity project to birds, rocks",1 | |
| great science fiction isn't just about facts. it's about imagination.,0 | |
| houthi official: yemen strikes by saudi arabia will set off 'wide war',0 | |
| cia interrogator apologizes profusely after asking question about touchy subject,1 | |
| ratings low for npr morning zoo crew,1 | |
| microsoft employees fondly remember days when ceos were so big they took up entire rooms,1 | |
| these workers can only spend 6 minutes in the bathroom each day,0 | |
| france-bound airliner grounded at amsterdam over threatening tweet,0 | |
| "criminals prefer iphones because they're so secure, police say",0 | |
| khashoggi assassin hopes bonus check from saudi crown prince clears before execution,1 | |
| loft discussed at loft party,1 | |
| 5 ways to really help a divorcing friend,0 | |
| 5 tips to help you deal with an estranged child,0 | |
| de blasio pac spends $30 million on ads urging candidate not to embarrass self by running,1 | |
| watch: need to feel bad?,0 | |
| r.l. stine releases 'goosebumps' titles his publisher rejected,0 | |
| "republican party, average working joe bid one another adieu until 2012",1 | |
| a devastating story of friendship and heartbreak that definitely passes the bechdel test,0 | |
| starting college: a guide for parents in 2014,0 | |
| "west virginia mayor, official lose jobs over post calling michelle obama 'ape in heels' (update)",0 | |
| area fifth-grader won't shut up about raccoons,1 | |
| catholic church rules perjury not a mortal sin,1 | |
| "susan cooper, not diana prince, is my breakout feminist superhero",0 | |
| stephen colbert takes out a 'for your consideration' ad for trump's fake news awards,0 | |
| liu xiaobo - going to be pretty tough for the chinese government to kill now,1 | |
| pet owner not bothering to neuter loser cat,1 | |
| there is no 'alt-right.' there is only white supremacy.,0 | |
| john legend goes in chrissy teigen drag to reenact twitter feuds with trevor noah,0 | |
| "michelle phan, youtube's 'beauty bestie,' empowers women from the outside in",0 | |
| home inspector warns that house lacks banister you can slide all the way down,1 | |
| democratic lawmaker gives scott pruitt brutal reality check during senate hearing,0 | |
| man who should be president has asymmetrical eyebrows,1 | |
| here's what cynthia nixon believes is the 'aids crisis of this generation',0 | |
| buck up. the denver holiday season is upon us,0 | |
| watch heroic drivers rescue 2 scared dogs dashing down freeway,0 | |
| newspaper starting to worry spending so much time on facebook not healthy for it,1 | |
| why my kids won't wish you a merry christmas,0 | |
| u.s. now 40 percent sports paraphernalia,1 | |
| eclipse comes just in time to save john kerry from tribe of island cannibals,1 | |
| report: friend doing sober january must have really fucked shit up over holidays,1 | |
| breakroom tension at all-time high following mug dispute,1 | |
| 'dsm-5' updated to accommodate man who is legitimately being ordered to kill by the moon,1 | |
| area man relieved friend's short story sucks,1 | |
| historical archives: secret society of free-bakers has fail'd to gain influence,1 | |
| berkeley campus on lockdown after loose pages from 'wall street journal' found on park bench,1 | |
| literary theorists admit they still have no idea what animal farm about,1 | |
| dive-bombing osprey better emerge from lake with something awesome to show for it,1 | |
| radical islamic extremists snowboard into u.s. embassy,1 | |
| burden of parental expectation available in youth sizes,1 | |
| how the little i do can make a difference in my world,0 | |
| 10 tools for parents that should have been invented already,0 | |
| nation's nutritionists confirm mini versions of food nummier,1 | |
| model to give acting a shot,1 | |
| man with flamethrower waiting for appropriate time to use it,1 | |
| benefits of open office not extended to ceo,1 | |
| new bug spray forces insects to see people as human beings with feelings,1 | |
| sharon's neurotransmitters reach cease-fire agreement,1 | |
| library of congress adds 3 titles to list of films that should be destroyed forever,1 | |
| kanye west announces his new name is tim,1 | |
| senate's turn to act on patent reform this week,0 | |
| nation's beekeepers warn they don't know how much longer they can hold back swarms' wrath,1 | |
| 12 useful gifts every college grad needs,0 | |
| friend attempting to provide comfort has no clue what the fuck she's talking about,1 | |
| americans outraged amazon's punishing work culture has yet to yield same-day shipping for all products,1 | |
| legal protections for nursing moms are on the chopping block,0 | |
| mental hospital fire leaves hundreds of demons homeless,1 | |
| how to stop the tragic loss of beer on st. patrick's day,0 | |
| democratic response to trump speech highlights party's struggle moving forward,0 | |
| 9 nitty-gritty organizing tips,0 | |
| hollywood screenwriter says depiction of gay men in films is 'horrible',0 | |
| the roots to premiere 2 children's series on amazon,0 | |
| voters face some confusion at polls in alabama special election,0 | |
| cottonelle adds blue strip to toilet paper but keeps what it does a secret,1 | |
| red cross installs blood drop-off bins for donors' convenience,1 | |
| the 1-800 cases come to philly,0 | |
| "australian broadcaster apologizes for asking asian journalist, 'are you yellow?'",0 | |
| see 2 billion 'star wars' deaths in three minutes,0 | |
| msnbc head pledges to boost diversity after cinco de mayo disaster,0 | |
| loft's highly anticipated plus-size line is finally here,0 | |
| donald trump picked the wrong state to call obamacare a 'catastrophic event',0 | |
| saudi arabia sends assassins to dismember entire international community in effort to stifle dissent,1 | |
| unsold google glass units to be donated to assholes in africa,1 | |
| warden scrambling to find ways to punish striking inmates worse than their typical living conditions,1 | |
| report: lake ice grows safer to venture out on with each beer consumed,1 | |
| ted cruz worried all the good countries to wall off taken by other candidates,1 | |
| pope cleans up dead angel who flew into sistine chapel window,1 | |
| we're so excited about this 'saved by the bell' pop-up restaurant,0 | |
| 6 dead after plane crashes into maryland house,0 | |
| bananas again sweep primates' choice awards,1 | |
| amos lee reveals the story behind 'arms of a woman',0 | |
| david letterman would like to depose donald trump and 'put him in a home',0 | |
| warren buffett can't believe he has to live next to powerball winner,1 | |
| rupaul is reinforcing the very thing his show is supposed to rebel against,0 | |
| mother provides adult son with list of questions to ask doctor,1 | |
| tour becoming one-on-one between guide and man who knew name of mckinley's assassin,1 | |
| rest of world not biting on couple's open relationship,1 | |
| "interpol admits 89% of its cases involve finding, recovering the 'mona lisa'",1 | |
| police in ferguson let high-profile journalists go while charging regular folks with crimes,0 | |
| fool me once,0 | |
| "mentally ill man not in mood to gun down strangers, but glad to know that option there if needed",1 | |
| how police failed to stop a former nfl star's rape spree,0 | |
| "report: oh, fuck yeah, egg yolk dripping all over sandwich",1 | |
| 11 unexpected ways to use grapefruit,0 | |
| why i'm stonewalling 'stonewall',0 | |
| mystery as five czech tourists disappear in lebanese wine country,0 | |
| area man's opinion hasn't been taken seriously by anyone in over a decade,1 | |
| "sexual assault report drops from white house site, remains on obama archive (update)",0 | |
| photos show the calais 'jungle' going up in flames,0 | |
| "mike pence disappointed in the 200,000 husbands and fathers who permitted women to attend march",1 | |
| stressed-out 8-year-old looks 12,1 | |
| how three heroin-addicted sisters are getting sober,0 | |
| comparing donald trump to lord voldemort is unspeakably stupid. it's also pretty dangerous.,0 | |
| laid-off zoologist goes on tranquilizing rampage,1 | |
| 5 labor day escapes that are totally worth the money,0 | |
| "'everything, everything' answers calls for more movies about women of color just being women",0 | |
| """i woke up like dis"": why my disability is the sexiest thing about me",0 | |
| shadow of intrigue surrounds local news station's satellite truck,1 | |
| dad ready to forgive dixie chicks,1 | |
| diamond jubilee marred by drunken queen elizabeth ii encouraging guests to fuck,1 | |
| here's what i'm doing with my 'thoughts and prayers' this week,0 | |
| homosexuality only thing parents can accept about son,1 | |
| borrowers pay sky-high rates in a subprime bubble for used cars,0 | |
| latest austin powers movie opens in theaters,1 | |
| "whale regrets eating 290,000 plastic poker chips that fell off container ship",1 | |
| mental health and nuclear weapons,0 | |
| 'you thought you could get rid of me?' says cassini probe emerging from shadows to confront petrified nasa administrator,1 | |
| world-weary sigh emanates from next bathroom stall,1 | |
| thursday's morning email: australia celebrates as parliament approves same-sex marriage,0 | |
| himalayan goat dies following failed everest climb,1 | |
| a protester somehow managed to disrupt donald trump's rnc speech,0 | |
| family revels in height difference between mother and tall son,1 | |
| this stylish kid will teach you how to wear a suit,0 | |
| lena dunham defends 'girls' writer accused of raping 17-year-old,0 | |
| petsmart introduces heart-shaped puppy for valentine's day,1 | |
| liberals horrified by lack of inexperience among obama appointees,1 | |
| prison inmates name feared guard known as 'captain america',0 | |
| technology unfortunately allows distant friends to reconnect,1 | |
| partially faded hand stamp undermining everything prosecutor says,1 | |
| "older brother playing with younger brother on swing set will one day con him out of $50,000",1 | |
| "prince cremated, private ceremony held with family and friends",0 | |
| report: mom and dad's house starting to smell like grandma and grandpa's house,1 | |
| what bothers americans most about pro football? not the danger,0 | |
| fact-checking walmart's fact-check of the new york times,0 | |
| family with 2-hour layover sets up rough shantytown at airport gate,1 | |
| half-empty bottle of malibu found in woods behind school,1 | |
| grandmother down to 10-step radius around recliner in den,1 | |
| area man absolutely determined to use wheelbarrow this weekend,1 | |
| michelangelo's david updated,1 | |
| republicans are using an arcane tool to handcuff federal agencies,0 | |
| the endangered species act has been protecting imperiled animals and plants for 42 years,0 | |
| "5 years after miller v. alabama, looking to the states for justice",0 | |
| handwriting expert confirms killer used cursive,1 | |
| air traffic controller likes pattern he has going,1 | |
| staples threatens to fire staff for working more than 25 hours a week,0 | |
| vacationing detective just going to pretend like he didn't even see dead body in the woods,1 | |
| james cameron says jack from 'titanic' had to die because of art,0 | |
| twitterverse trolls iphone x's new security feature with arya stark jokes,0 | |
| report: mom saw car that slid off road into ditch,1 | |
| "jesus loves trump, but he wouldn't vote for him",0 | |
| congressman checks in real quick with ethics office to make sure pressing exposed penis against intern doesn't constitute sexual harassment,1 | |
| angelique kerber defeats serena williams in australian open,0 | |
| retirement overseas: are we all just waiting for the grim reaper?,0 | |
| supreme court justices brought to tears by heartfelt testimony of bigot who hates gay people,1 | |
| here's why immigration advocates are pressing so hard for executive action,0 | |
| huntsman quietly relieved to be polling poorly among gop voters,1 | |
| industrial light & magic creates believable storyline,1 | |
| congress spotted leaving gay nightclub,1 | |
| demoted cop unsure why desk job considered punishment,1 | |
| "youth homelessness is an invisible issue, but it doesn't have to be",0 | |
| backpedaling trump claims eldest son would probably be fine doing 5 to 10 years in prison,1 | |
| film character moves into beautiful brooklyn brownstone after getting dream publishing job,1 | |
| pope asks to be taken off list of world's 100 richest people,1 | |
| senate rejects pipeline plan that would have created thousands of climate activist jobs,1 | |
| bosnian gum company introduces new war-flavored gum,1 | |
| "simple gifts--for the holidays (holy daze) or if we do not know your wishes, how can we follow them?",0 | |
| new ronco food exposer spoils food overnight,1 | |
| humiliation of women receives 10 billionth standing ovation,1 | |
| "gentrification mockumentary asks you to please remember rich, white kids",0 | |
| why u.s. allies in the middle east should be alarmed by north korea,0 | |
| even jennifer lawrence can't resist a good deal,0 | |
| conjoined twin hogging kidney,1 | |
| kerry captures bin laden one week too late,1 | |
| midwestern tornado destroys 4 world's largest objects,1 | |
| "power plan foes from mars, backers from venus (earth actually)",0 | |
| sessions rattles baton along prison bars in speech vowing to crack down on violent crime,1 | |
| we obtained hillary clinton's secret gitmo memo to obama. read it here.,0 | |
| 340 million social security numbers obtained by federal government in massive personal data breach,1 | |
| new freestyle rap card game is bringing hip-hop culture to your tabletop,0 | |
| young voters in donald trump's counties are especially positive about america's direction,0 | |
| 'empire' star jussie smollett reminds us that aids isn't a problem of the past,0 | |
| arsenio hall writers still keeping in touch,1 | |
| brad pitt and the kids fill in for angelina at 'unbroken' premiere,0 | |
| company to experiment with valuing employees,1 | |
| angolan war criminal called in as character witness to manafort fraud trial,1 | |
| new excedrin 'lights out' kills you dead on the spot,1 | |
| can't bear to watch the election? the weather channel will offer an escape,0 | |
| bill gates offering $1 million to anyone who can design condom he can't break,1 | |
| photo editing war breaks out over kim jong un missile test picture,0 | |
| "prison returns bag of semi-automatic guns, hit list to coast guard terror suspect at release",1 | |
| elizabeth warren grills trump's labor nominee over workplace safety,0 | |
| 'bad to the bone' to be used in film,1 | |
| 7 workout rules you can totally ignore,0 | |
| here's what happens when a spouse who identified as straight comes out as lgbt,0 | |
| family has extremely lax standards for who gets to be called aunt,1 | |
| there's a major intensity gap on the gop's new health bill,0 | |
| issa rae's unapologetic support of black stars at the emmys is a mood,0 | |
| chrissy teigen slams idea she's promoting eating disorders with doritos licking,0 | |
| "quick, painless death tops holiday wish list of local veal calf",1 | |
| brunch livened up by jazz trio's violent breakup,1 | |
| 13 snacks that won't derail your resolutions,0 | |
| dog befriends roomba,1 | |
| ted cruz's wife shudders after noticing twin beds pushed together,1 | |
| grimacing congressman quickly drafts legislation for charley-horse research,1 | |
| burger king introduces new healthy deep-steamed french fries,1 | |
| dog who successfully detected cancer in owner put down for practicing medicine without a license,1 | |
| movie deemed acceptable for mom and dad,1 | |
| "graduates, take your time",0 | |
| supporters praise trump for upholding traditional american value of supporting murderous dictators for political gain,1 | |
| tourist experiences city by buying used cds,1 | |
| stephen colbert mocks lawmakers for talking porn instead of guns,0 | |
| 9 ways you're driving flight attendants insane,0 | |
| house chaplain who prayed about gop tax bill fired by paul ryan,0 | |
| "white house officials confirm malia obama now seven feet, nine inches tall",1 | |
| the importance of a pap and hpv test combination,0 | |
| report: john lennon probably would have eventually died anyway,1 | |
| cnn's corey lewandowski reignites donald trump's long-debunked 'birther' conspiracy theory,0 | |
| new bin laden tape contains three previously unreleased monologues,1 | |
| frantic steve jobs stays up all night designing apple tablet,1 | |
| instagram adds new color-editing features,0 | |
| american medical association introduces new highly effective placebo doctors,1 | |
| climate deal text 'agreed' in paris,0 | |
| whales beach selves in attempt to purchase 'the onion book of known knowledge',1 | |
| former pennsylvania congressman sentenced to 10 years in prison,0 | |
| nation celebrates full week without deadly mass shooting,1 | |
| justice dept. sues illinois city for blocking an islamic center,0 | |
| paul mccartney admits the beatles felt 'threatened' by yoko ono,0 | |
| andrew lincoln will make you hope for rick's death scene on 'the walking dead',0 | |
| parenting in the time of viral,0 | |
| new netflix gas lets users inhale multiple seasons of tv shows,1 | |
| woman 7 golden retrievers short of childhood vision,1 | |
| "new chrome extension blocks out names, photos of mass shooters",0 | |
| republicans face some last-minute doubts on tax proposal,0 | |
| fcc chair unveils premium comment line to fast-track net neutrality complaints for $49.99 per month,1 | |
| how do you campaign for your dad in iowa? ask martin o'malley's teenage son.,0 | |
| jeff bezos gets rave reviews from washington post veteran,0 | |
| four emergency workers barred from duty following nypd chokehold death,0 | |
| "here's why miley cyrus is my non-straight, non-binary role model",0 | |
| "report: it not hard at all to imagine your coworkers' supple, nude bodies",1 | |
| "my ""aunt hillary""",0 | |
| grandson has long hair,1 | |
| man arrested after attempting to breach cockpit during flight to honolulu,0 | |
| learn how to troll trump so hard that he blocks you in this masterclass parody,0 | |
| bath & body works unveils new soothing eucalyptus road flare,1 | |
| craig sager brings his a-game to facetime fellow cancer patient,0 | |
| "on 18th birthday, bindi irwin shares photo of steve irwin full of 'love and light'",0 | |
| missing maryland college student who prompted campus closure found dead,0 | |
| photo of crying father a lasting symbol of economic struggle if there ever was one,1 | |
| "because we already miss 'veep,' here are some arrogant jonah lines that didn't make it into season 5",0 | |
| pilot shudders to imagine why passengers taking red-eye to atlantic city,1 | |
| hot new 'murder craze' sweeps chicago,1 | |
| mexico says drug boss guzman narrowly evades capture,0 | |
| evil hong kong kung-fu legions petition for right to attack two at a time,1 | |
| kavanaugh scores keg for christine blasey ford testimony,1 | |
| verizon and unions reach 'tentative agreement' to end strike,0 | |
| only three states score higher than d+ in a state integrity investigation,0 | |
| dolby theatre hunchback stares longingly at beautiful guests from rafters,1 | |
| disappointed first-time voter thought he was going to get to pull big lever,1 | |
| deconstructing stigma: helping yourself and others,0 | |
| man can get by in his own language,1 | |
| pathetic 4-year-old needs father to stand on merry-go-round platform for entire ride,1 | |
| treasury department honors women with first female currency,1 | |
| confused audience member at town hall debate asking about city's new stoplights,1 | |
| sleepy baby elephant picks one awful napping spot,0 | |
| "7 tips to exchange gifts and save stress, money",0 | |
| hopes of religious freedom in former soviet union fall short,0 | |
| nation relieved insufferable little 'game of thrones' fans don't have book to lord over them this season,1 | |
| 'saturday night live' celebrates halloween with spooktacular montage,0 | |
| everything sees,0 | |
| 7 things i learned while making a movie about pregnancy loss,0 | |
| "day 2: mosel riesling, how divine",0 | |
| 'you better give our dad a good trade deal or you'll be sorry!' shout angry trump boys on phone with employee of local chinese restaurant,1 | |
| 9 things to make the most out of your high school senior year,0 | |
| why exercising your sense of humor is so important,0 | |
| pulitzer feeling increasingly out of place in washington post office,1 | |
| sea claims flip-flop,1 | |
| another thing colin powell said in those leaked emails? dick cheney is an idiot.,0 | |
| nuclear warhead thrilled for chance to finally escape north korea,1 | |
| how the pentagon misled congress to stop a law intended to help rape victims,0 | |
| husband buys wife tickets to see singer she wants to fuck,1 | |
| "chelsea clinton: 'my mother will shape this country into a strong, independent young woman'",1 | |
| political pundits surprisingly good at getting inside mentally unbalanced shooter's head,1 | |
| two guys build a wall around trump tower to keep the real danger in,0 | |
| birdman is an astonishing new film,0 | |
| the nfl draft sleepers you can't afford not to know,0 | |
| 50 best workplaces for diversity,0 | |
| senators lured back to emergency session by promise of free pizza,1 | |
| slovakia's prime minister fico quits amid crisis over murdered journalist,0 | |
| seth meyers has a not-so-subtle message for donald trump,0 | |
| cvs cashier can't wait to accept $20 bill from customer purchasing 3 different cough medications,1 | |
| something sliding around in coffin,1 | |
| department of interior reopens national parks after filling in all canyons posing hazardous fall risk to visitors,1 | |
| report: majority of americans know which youtube clip they'll post following dustin hoffman's death,1 | |
| amandla stenberg is fearless and awesome in 'dazed' magazine,0 | |
| npr listener acquires kick-ass tote bag,1 | |
| john kerry lost somewhere in gobi desert,1 | |
| learning from a complex communications experiment in my own home,0 | |
| "north korea claims new long range missile has ability to fly right up in the air, not unlike a bird or a fly",1 | |
| not like most girls,0 | |
| pastor always knew agnostic would come crawling back to church for wedding,1 | |
| you must hear this dog sneeze before you do anything else,0 | |
| "onion social ceo promises algorithm will now automatically label racist, sexist content as 'debatable'",1 | |
| "drunk naked man streaks at women's march, pays the price",0 | |
| morley safer can't remember if he left stopwatch running after locking up '60 minutes' studio,1 | |
| pitbull slays donald trump over his lewd comments about women,0 | |
| pranksters rename mexico's congress as 'chamber of rats' on google maps,0 | |
| report: murderer who escaped in 1996 remains most successful case of prisoner reintegration,1 | |
| area man incapable of making plans without excitedly rubbing palms together,1 | |
| "lax supervision plagued officer sex cases, ap investigation finds",0 | |
| astronomers make incredible discovery,0 | |
| tom petty's last tour included a subtle nod of support for trans rights,0 | |
| report: 15% of cars in mall parking lots occupied by family member who stormed off after fight,1 | |
| newsweek's top editor and staffers suddenly fired,0 | |
| little girl and husky puppy howl in a doggone cute duet,0 | |
| 7 ways stand-up comedy can teach us to effectively motivate others,0 | |
| friend who's into politics makes you feel stupid again,1 | |
| "5 extreme things the common core has done to children in the past 5 years, according to opponents",0 | |
| saudis admit journalist khashoggi died during botched assassination attempt,1 | |
| inhofe's grand climate conspiracy theory: it's all about barbra streisand,0 | |
| "nasim nasr's zaeefeh (the wretchedness) and shadi (happiness), gagprojects adelaide/berlin at the 2015 art dubai",0 | |
| native american boy pulled from class over mohawk hairstyle,0 | |
| frantic biden searching dog shelter for bo look-alike,1 | |
| ape footage causes brief three-and-a-half-minute interruption in channel-surfing,1 | |
| romney tells heartbreaking lie about single mother of 4 he never met,1 | |
| how to prevail over fear when life goes sideways,0 | |
| 'game of thrones' viewers reeling after finale unexpectedly kills off fan,1 | |
| 9 bad manager mistakes that make good people quit,0 | |
| "riotous, chanting iowa state fair crowd gathers for annual deep-frying of virgin",1 | |
| pony anxiously waiting for attendant to flag large child as too big for ride,1 | |
| marco rubio makes huge push to gain millennial voters,0 | |
| media ethics: whose standards?,0 | |
| "the great seafood treats of late summer, part ii: the fish fry",0 | |
| nutella briefly entertained as lubricant,1 | |
| bethenny frankel fights back after instagram controversy,0 | |
| report: nearby conversation definitely just got quiet to prevent you from hearing it,1 | |
| alice waters: 'we are digesting values' when we eat,0 | |
| tupperware will never truly recover from red curry leftovers,1 | |
| "12 baby boy names that bring out the best of the wild, wild west",0 | |
| state of emergency declared at new york city's housing authority,0 | |
| a christian apology to jewish people at passover and easter,0 | |
| huffpost rise: what you need to know on april 8,0 | |
| the trump cabinet guide to complimenting people in your life,0 | |
| 7 numbers that help put the northern california wildfires into perspective,0 | |
| paralyzed dog couldn't be happier to get a second chance at walking,0 | |
| ellen goes hetero for halloween!,0 | |
| b*a*p*s rented on strength of academy award-winning stars,1 | |
| "alex morgan talks world cup, wedding planning, and yoga on the road",0 | |
| millions of plants sent from nation's garden departments to their deaths,1 | |
| pakistani military engagement: walking a fine line between saudi arabia and iran,0 | |
| 29-year-old has been going to different friend's wedding every weekend for past 3 years,1 | |
| "nation feels first, only pang of sympathy for zuckerberg after watching him engage with ted cruz",1 | |
| getting up close to homophobia,0 | |
| director for aspca commercial demands sadder looking dogs,1 | |
| new leather-bound notebook to really unleash area woman's creativity,1 | |
| female authors accuse junot diaz of 'virulent misogyny',0 | |
| "assisted living center widower has eye on cute, hunched-forward little number",1 | |
| death of high school quarterback evan murray ruled an accident,0 | |
| conductor fatigue blamed in massive model train crash,1 | |
| republicans condemn akin's comments as blemish on party's otherwise spotless women's rights record,1 | |
| paul ryan calls on trump to take dismantling of america more seriously,1 | |
| "christ super embarrassed about all that stupid shit he said 2,000 years ago",1 | |
| donald trump continues to favor fox news over all other networks,0 | |
| general nathan bedford forrest versus the ku klux klan,0 | |
| is 'the happiest man in america' still happy?,0 | |
| jail deputies arrested for allegedly beating mentally ill inmate to death,0 | |
| bill clinton reveals what he misses most about being president,0 | |
| email from coworker trying to organize office-wide social outing so unbearably sad,1 | |
| "great lakes, amazing connections: the power of cooperation in policymaking",0 | |
| how mitt romney tops sarah palin,0 | |
| stephen hawking reportedly working on juicy tell-all formula,1 | |
| moderator sternly issues final warning for tim kaine to stop playing with microphone,1 | |
| man turns vegetarian for 36 hours,1 | |
| watch: the benefits of meditation for children,0 | |
| "this week in world war i september 12-18, 1914",0 | |
| "oh no, mr. bill!",0 | |
| audience calls candidates back on stage for debate encore,1 | |
| study reveals that girls who play princess grow up with skewed perceptions of the role of modern monarchy in a democratic society,1 | |
| "horrified by johnson & johnson's tactics, a sales rep wears a wire",0 | |
| new gop health care bill is even worse than the first,0 | |
| house democrat: shutdown would be due to gop taking government 'hostage',0 | |
| fda approves new drug for treating pill deficiencies,1 | |
| daily meditation really helping man stay self-centered,1 | |
| millions of americans shocked to discover favorite movie directed by woman,1 | |
| fred durst spray paints 'limp bizkit' on bridge,1 | |
| totally unknown guy strolling around your part of office for some reason,1 | |
| southern comfort comforts southerner,1 | |
| volkswagen's diesel settlement will fund range of clean air efforts,0 | |
| dad defends son's cruella halloween costume from 'small-minded' bigots,0 | |
| mccain tucks extra neck skin into collar,1 | |
| these stunning photos capture the loneliness of insomnia,0 | |
| teen admits parents were right about fred durst,1 | |
| michael jordan displeased with this week's burnt offerings,1 | |
| samsung slashes profit forecast after pulling plug on note 7 smartphone,0 | |
| laptop gets to age when it can be lightly tossed sometimes,1 | |
| staten island teen dies from asthma while fleeing racist crew waving gun,0 | |
| all y'all urged to go fuck yo' selves,1 | |
| listen to these parents teach their kids about consent,0 | |
| robin williams inflicted on holiday moviegoers for eighth straight year,1 | |
| why tommy chong is fired up about marijuana,0 | |
| rose byrne is expecting her second child with bobby cannavale,0 | |
| controversial theory suggests aliens may have built ancient egypt's intergalactic spaceport,1 | |
| this rescued mink just discovered the joy of being in water,0 | |
| teenage pro surfer reportedly killed catching hurricane irma's waves in barbados,0 | |
| father sits teenage son down to explain how sex with mom works,1 | |
| taco bell unveils new taco with shell made from doritos bags,1 | |
| headline with words 'hiv baby' in it somehow turns out okay,1 | |
| libyan rebels still working full-time at other jobs,1 | |
| dear 2017,0 | |
| hotshot peasant has window,1 | |
| "fyi, not all moms transform into hardcore tea drinkers on mother's day",0 | |
| "gordon ramsay's 5 basic cooking lessons involve no anger, lots of helpful tips",0 | |
| ne-yo helps to raise $2.3 million for california engineering school,0 | |
| james woods goes after anderson cooper with homophobic 'butt plug' tweet,0 | |
| u.s. falls short of success,1 | |
| the democrats' race back to the future,0 | |
| challenging richard dawkins,0 | |
| jessica simpson reveals slimmer figure after chopping off limbs,1 | |
| zeke thomas wants gay men to stop staying silent about assault,0 | |
| man keeps having same experience where he shows up to work naked,1 | |
| lena dunham's dog quiz is shameful,0 | |
| harrison ford chuckles to self upon realizing he hasn't been in movie people liked in 18 years,1 | |
| the knicks and magic played the worst quarter in nba history last night,0 | |
| "kendrick lamar releases surprise new album, 'untitled unmastered'",0 | |
| scientists discover perfect little out-of-the-way place,1 | |
| "riz ahmed, mindy kaling, aziz ansari and others launch appeal for rohingya",0 | |
| 'piggies' written in blood on clouds only clue in shocking murder of six angels,1 | |
| facebook takes a step toward virtual reality with new 360-degree videos,0 | |
| friend whose mom just died allowed to pick pizza topping,1 | |
| family enters crisis talks after learning restaurant has 45-minute wait,1 | |
| springer audience now just chanting 'kill! kill!',1 | |
| things heat up in the kitchen when 12-year-old busts out moves we didn't see coming,0 | |
| world hunger: can new frito-lay zestitos solve the problem?,1 | |
| fuming rachel maddow spends entire show just pointing wildly at picture of putin,1 | |
| the epa is 'brainwashing our kids' says climate change denier sen. jim inhofe,0 | |
| man brings human skull to florida grocery store: police,0 | |
| 32 throwback halloween costumes that totally deserve another run,0 | |
| hero coworker contributes single tissue to water spill cleanup efforts at next desk,1 | |
| jazzfest performer recognizes audience from last year,1 | |
| dems call for investigation into group behind planned parenthood 'sting' videos,0 | |
| innocent man unrepentant,1 | |
| ceo's funeral a networking dream,1 | |
| "study: 89% of husbands planning to surprise wife on valentine's day by dressing as naked, chubby cherub",1 | |
| unlocking big data's value potential through design with small data,0 | |
| mitt romney still thinking about running for president in 2012,1 | |
| board member slams milo yiannopoulos invite to cpac,0 | |
| classic movie 'avatar' updated for today's audiences,1 | |
| the wind and sea estate is a 5 star getaway: foraging with friends for the future,0 | |
| man not accepting any more television recommendations at this time,1 | |
| audiobook narrator really going for broke with cajun accent,1 | |
| hope hicks' resignation sends tweeters into joke overdrive,0 | |
| woman goes on rant over veteran's service dog in restaurant,0 | |
| nation horrified to discover cory booker already a senator,1 | |
| "ted cruz wants to fight obama over immigration, but he forgot about one thing",0 | |
| paranoid oscar pistorius still thinks burglar after him,1 | |
| 'moana' comes out on top at the box office for third consecutive weekend,0 | |
| millions of shrimp airlifted from oil spill disaster zone,1 | |
| james corden takes 'avengers' stars on an epic hollywood stars tour,0 | |
| distrust and verify: an appropriate u.s. government response to sudan government actions,0 | |
| hacker who stole celebrities' nude photos gets 9 months in prison,0 | |
| "under trump, union election rules could be tilted in employers' favor",0 | |
| high school student whines his way to 4.0 gpa,1 | |
| 5 tips to avoid summer weight gain in kids,0 | |
| what's-his-face fires publicist,1 | |
| 5 bags that fit the new carry-on suggestions (photos),0 | |
| mike pompeo impressed by realism of saudis' halloween decorations,1 | |
| drake's super bowl ad makes you wanna call someone on your cell phone,0 | |
| "1994 video-store receipt reveals clinton rented night eyes 2, 3",1 | |
| "mount vernon says it owns george washington's copy of don quixote, not glenn beck",0 | |
| horse racing tested by the test of the champion,0 | |
| violinist sick of doing mozart covers,1 | |
| mo'nique know she look good,1 | |
| "study finds chickens would have no qualms about caging, eating humans",1 | |
| 'aryan notions' opens sixth berlin location,1 | |
| sarah byrne's gps guide for happiness,0 | |
| completely uninhibited party guest still choosing to talk about work,1 | |
| fisherman killed by whale moments after rescuing it from nets,0 | |
| day spent on internet comes full circle,1 | |
| cancer lobbies for decreased cancer funding,1 | |
| aides rush on stage to rotate scott walker back to direction of audience,1 | |
| nonessential government employee gets back to work,1 | |
| report: spider,1 | |
| "senate votes 64-36, not sure on what",1 | |
| 'secret santa' disburses $100 bills in ferguson to help community heal,0 | |
| report: dnc and clinton campaign funded research behind trump russia dossier,0 | |
| podcaster makes solemn promise to improve sound quality next episode,1 | |
| cereal commercial completely neglects showing numerous life problems character faces beyond breakfast,1 | |
| my guilty pleasures: nfl football and world war ii,0 | |
| "employee returns from vacation refreshed, ready to waste time",1 | |
| adam schiff says there's 'more than circumstantial evidence' of trump ties to russia,0 | |
| obama takes part in town hall on gun violence,0 | |
| anderson cooper decides to keep recent gay conversion therapy private,1 | |
| "3 dozen chemical, emotional responses activated by phrase 'pigs in a blanket'",1 | |
| in their own words: girls on self-esteem,0 | |
| miracle overpass issues mysterious stream of urine,1 | |
| 6 amazing lessons i learned about manhood from my grandpa,0 | |
| "israeli prime minister netanyahu eyed in bribery probe, court says",0 | |
| here's how a landmark ruling on trans teens' rights could have a colossal impact on schools,0 | |
| scientists confirm there's nothing but misinformation on anti-vax sites,0 | |
| equinox explores the fundamentals of lgbtq life in stunning new pride video,0 | |
| patients with limited english are more likely to return to the er,0 | |
| scientists discover new species of reptile deep within amazonian bulldozer treads,1 | |
| "at least 1,400 homes destroyed in california wildfires",0 | |
| "man allegedly brandishes gun, yells 'all of you should die' to muslim couple",0 | |
| "popeye decries mideast bombings; 'dese bombinks is disgustipating,' says sailor man",1 | |
| "fed-up eu rejects united kingdom, gives british 30 days to vacate europe",1 | |
| wisconsin has crush on minnesota,1 | |
| brad pitt bored with sight of jennifer aniston's naked body,1 | |
| a pastoral letter to older generations about those frustrating millennials,0 | |
| "'new york times' vr program takes user inside immersive, 3d world of paul krugman",1 | |
| fertility center asks couple if they want some cheap eggs from a real fucked up chick,1 | |
| owner of cheap motel fixes sign to flicker just right,1 | |
| report: states quietly raising speed limits near failing schools,1 | |
| "shit, no way stadium staff throwing t-shirts can reach you",1 | |
| "bombs explode outside 2 churches in las cruces, new mexico",0 | |
| pancake-craving dog accidentally starts house fire,0 | |
| house conservatives introduce resolution to impale rod rosenstein,1 | |
| this inspiring fitness model lives without a working heart,0 | |
| friends regret encouraging man to say what's on his mind,1 | |
| to “drain the swamp” - dilute the money flood,0 | |
| why shopping doesn't solve problems in the fashion industry,0 | |
| 'jurassic world 2' to feature more scientifically accurate jeff goldblum,1 | |
| gray wolves sighted in capitol building for first time in 85 years,1 | |
| 'house of cards' tweet about the comey testimony is spot on,0 | |
| travel ban challengers lose bid for rudy giuliani's purported 'muslim ban' memo,0 | |
| "kaia gerber, cindy crawford's daughter, lands major fashion campaign",0 | |
| cnn releases photos of 3 obese mexican women suspected in boston bombing,1 | |
| dude makes his own olympics because not everyone can be a world champ,0 | |
| "gop race heads to south carolina, known for dirty tricks and brawls",0 | |
| world's wealthiest billionaires got nearly $1 trillion richer in 2017: bloomberg,0 | |
| "the fear of hair is a real thing, explaining why your drain is such a nightmare",0 | |
| study finds hiv+ gay men with undetectable viral load will not transmit virus,0 | |
| aretha franklin institute for female entrepreneurship confirms sisters are doin' it for themselves,1 | |
| why it might cost you a bit more to get in the door at costco,0 | |
| walk the moon to perform 'shut up and dance' on the vmas red carpet,0 | |
| apple becomes first american company that should have paid trillion dollars in taxes,1 | |
| obamacare repeal would knock 10 percent of this state off health insurance,0 | |
| kanye west jumps on massage table to deliver speech about relaxation,1 | |
| marco rubio avoids criticizing jeb bush after debate tussle over missed senate votes,0 | |
| new edition of bible specifically mentions second amendment,1 | |
| leaping shark slams into paddleboarder in florida,0 | |
| watch: amazing paper airplane toss hits soccer player,0 | |
| mercy hospital turns away uninsured patient,1 | |
| conjoined twins separated at birth reunited in freak accident,1 | |
| avoid confrontation in the south china sea,0 | |
| how prepared are directors for the challenges of the nonprofit culture?,0 | |
| this is the first u.s. school to allow marijuana for disabled students,0 | |
| from the maasai mara to the bbc's big cat diary: an interview with jackson looseyia,0 | |
| man who pulls up with music pumping probably coming from someplace cooler,1 | |
| report: espn suspends another host for domestic violence comments,0 | |
| sheryl crow unsuccessful; war on iraq begins,1 | |
| farmworker rights leaders plan to protest on ben & jerry's free cone day,0 | |
| "news roundup for may 31, 2017",0 | |
| what's ahead for reputation in 2015,0 | |
| area man not about to tie his shoe when he's 4 blocks away from sitting down,1 | |
| samantha bee sums up ivanka trump's new white house role in just 8 words,0 | |
| west bank rioting shatters 45 minutes of middle east peace,1 | |
| "man just wants to come home, hear lindsay lohan made fun of, get some sleep",1 | |
| largest ever all-female expedition sets sail for antarctica,0 | |
| blizzard bringing back original 'world of warcraft' so thousands of gamers can relive most depressing era of their lives,1 | |
| "single, unemployed mother leeching off government",1 | |
| staffers frantically trying to restore chaos to white house before trump returns from asia trip,1 | |
| caitlyn jenner's transition is far from average: why that matters,0 | |
| passersby can't help but stare at woman's huge kids,1 | |
| mario batali reduced to selling bowl of ravioli on craigslist,1 | |
| unhrc decay needs urgent treatment,0 | |
| 'wall street journal' reintroduces nudes after failed yearlong experiment,1 | |
| justin bieber has 3 go-to poses and they're all surprisingly amazing,0 | |
| predisposed and unaware: how race called the shots on my health,0 | |
| iran warns of retaliation if u.s. breaches nuclear deal,0 | |
| chubby jewish boy dreams of one day being next apatow muse,1 | |
| "meet one of the first cross-service, same-sex military couple to wed",0 | |
| giuliani puts odds of trump-mueller interview at 50-65,1 | |
| man who can't get enough mucus enjoying winter season,1 | |
| nyc officials assure public most puddles of bodily fluid on streets not contaminated with ebola,1 | |
| nation's stomach ulcers predict trump administration will provide opportunities for unlimited growth in 2017,1 | |
| the obamas wrest presidential portraiture from its traditional (white) trappings,0 | |
| symphony orchestra simply cannot wait for collaboration with john mellencamp,1 | |
| nostalgic hope hicks barely recognizes young woman on white house id badge,1 | |
| the presidential debates should model themselves after 'pti' — for democracy,0 | |
| the gift is giving,0 | |
| budweiser american lager purchased at tavern,1 | |
| fans disappointed to learn 'fast five' contains no car-chase scenes,1 | |
| why were so many beloved christmas songs written by jewish musicians?,0 | |
| shooting non-targets,0 | |
| democrats should focus scotus fight on gorsuch's backing of big donors,0 | |
| londoners 2 percent less polite about terrorism following bombings,1 | |
| herman cain endorses who gives a fuck,1 | |
| debbie allen-helmed 'freeze frame' to explore gun violence in the u.s.,0 | |
| google translate update may save you a lot of money,0 | |
| tuesday's morning email: what's next in the bombing investigation,0 | |
| from 13 to 23: a study in artificial maturity,0 | |
| 'the last jedi' footage reveals chewbacca balding since 'the force awakens',1 | |
| sweating cornnuts vp stammers way through pitch for 'nutsarito' at taco bell,1 | |
| chorus to 'juke box hero' playing on repeat in monk's bowed head,1 | |
| 8 common habits that are completely killing the chances of living out your dream,0 | |
| mets earmark $53 million for pitching relief,1 | |
| report: only 2% of internet worth sitting through 15-second ad,1 | |
| teen accepted into 113 colleges chooses full ride to hbcu,0 | |
| the winners and losers of the nba draft lottery,0 | |
| activism is the new girl gang,0 | |
| 10-year-old yelling at mom to watch cannonball while she's trying to scope out younger men at pool,1 | |
| tony award disappoints parents even more,1 | |
| thai soccer player still waiting for parents to pick him up,1 | |
| "area man secretly tired of exposing his big belly for friends to slap, yet knows no other way",1 | |
| brendan fraser to star in new pre-movie trivia question,1 | |
| facebook identifies dozens of suspicious accounts seemingly enjoying time on website,1 | |
| understanding your finances after your child is accepted to college,0 | |
| spacecraft travel from all over galaxy to honor end of opportunity rover's life,1 | |
| jordan klepper destroys gop bill that sells 'good guy with a gun' myth,0 | |
| "horseconnect, the social network for horses, bought for $1 billion",1 | |
| scientists warn ionosphere one top-40 hit away from exploding,1 | |
| "for north carolina attorney general, running for governor will mean taking on his top client",0 | |
| bugs infesting area apartment have no clear goal,1 | |
| report: sharks to only kill 10 people this year but one of them will be you,1 | |
| some fucking guy at warner bros. wondering what shooting of 12 means for ticket sales,1 | |
| rules for selling during winter months,0 | |
| twitter rips hillary-bashing susan sarandon for women-unite speech at golden globes,0 | |
| postmaster general loses laptop; zip-code data of millions at risk,1 | |
| julian assange: nobody likes a tattletale,1 | |
| jenna elfman mentally prepares answer to inevitable question about her outfit,1 | |
| mass grave blasted for lack of diversity,1 | |
| "12 illustrations that pay tribute to the late, great carrie fisher",0 | |
| mosul could be a make or break battle for iraq,0 | |
| russia's economy headed for even more trouble,0 | |
| 5 signs that you should end your relationship,0 | |
| constitution rapidly ages another 100 years from stress of repeated crises,1 | |
| it impossible to tell what sounds will freak out cat,1 | |
| new visa talking credit card urges buyers to go for it,1 | |
| mpaa unveils rating system based on old testament,1 | |
| oatmeal variety pack has only 'regular' flavor left,1 | |
| darren wilson and vegan mom,0 | |
| healthcare is confusing part iii: the uninsured and serious illness,0 | |
| fourth-grader with shark tooth necklace must have killed great white,1 | |
| "beyond meat researchers announce creation of fully conscious, plant-based veal calf",1 | |
| 4 ways caffeine keeps you from realizing your potential,0 | |
| new musical shines light on 'paris is burning' star and the mummified man found in her closet,0 | |
| i was denied entry to a county courthouse because i am a muslim woman,0 | |
| ghostwriter taking a few creative liberties with paul reiser's life,1 | |
| fan-favorite first season of bush administration released on dvd,1 | |
| area man achieves your dream,1 | |
| why we should care about changes in the pharmaceutical industry,0 | |
| now you can pay $19.99 for a big handful of dead leaves,0 | |
| adjunct professor hoping some student leaves behind warm pair of gloves today,1 | |
| nicolas sarkozy promises nationwide ban of burkinis if elected,0 | |
| what it's like to be suddenly poor and homeless at 70,0 | |
| britney rocks short shorts and high heels for a day at disneyland,0 | |
| clinton aide told to leave behind weak volunteer who collapsed during march to south carolina,1 | |
| report: girlfriend probably reading some book called 'the midwife's promise',1 | |
| james franco skips award ceremony after sexual misconduct accusations,0 | |
| gop moderates plot way out of house budget mess,0 | |
| poll: 80% of americans would get in vehicle with stranger for chance at new life,1 | |
| bitch be gettin' all that way,1 | |
| iowa board of tourism launches 'des moines is des perate' campaign,1 | |
| what msnbc gave up when it gave in to a right-wing smear campaign,0 | |
| when sex work pays your tuition,0 | |
| "dear patricia arquette, who 'fought' for us",0 | |
| ernie hudson reportedly joins bill murray and dan aykroyd in 'ghostbusters' reboot,0 | |
| mueller combs through dozens of damning white house emails he was accidentally cc'd on,1 | |
| dixieland band evicted,1 | |
| michael douglas says his father kirk once thought he was a 'terrible' actor,0 | |
| one humanitarian's simple and profound answer to the trump era,0 | |
| 3 unexpected ways to help your kids be mindful about screen time,0 | |
| study: other countries weird,1 | |
| report: good thing world has unlimited quantity of oil,1 | |
| u.n. tribunal swayed by thousands of children's letters to milosevic,1 | |
| what i learned from being diagnosed with narcolepsy,0 | |
| karate studio hoping to get local phone number that spells out word 'kick' or 'chop',1 | |
| "word 'innovate' said 650,000 times at sxsw so far",1 | |
| report: caucasians will soon be a minority in their own goddamn country,1 | |
| why your friend doesn't experience stress the same way you do,0 | |
| nation's loyalists compete in annual nigel's bangers and mash eating contest,1 | |
| "paul ryan embraces trump's executive order, but speaks against 'confusing' rollout",0 | |
| sen. hatch says trump allegations not serious enough that scales should fall from eyes revealing what madness we have begotten,1 | |
| whitey bulger verdict interrupted by ben affleck shouting commands from director's chair in balcony,1 | |
| trump supporters organize their own rallies across the country,0 | |
| newlywed couple crash cars into each other in fatal accident,0 | |
| chimp actor looking to direct,1 | |
| how synagogues honor non-jewish congregants on yom kippur,0 | |
| learning from failure,0 | |
| caitlyn jenner on bathing suits: 'don't know if i'm ready to expose myself',0 | |
| should you marry that guy?,0 | |
| white house probes kushner business loans after ethics questions,0 | |
| condom indicted on 400 million counts of spermicide,1 | |
| white couple admires fall colors,1 | |
| 3 simple steps to restart your life,0 | |
| colorado legalizes medicinal fireworks,1 | |
| man confronts n.j. officer searching van apparently without permission,0 | |
| oscar pistorius swears bloody cricket bat from different murder,1 | |
| apple gave a major shot in the arm to wearable tech,0 | |
| "area man directs customers to superior value in all-weather radials, yet feels nothing",1 | |
| trump-friendly breitbart news rolls over after reporter 'grabbed' by trump aide,0 | |
| a measles outbreak is growing in arizona,0 | |
| "'i'm not really looking to date right now,' says man, as if he not at mercy of love's powerful, mysterious ways",1 | |
| thirsty mayor drinks town's entire water supply,1 | |
| chance the rapper celebrates the last christmas before donald trump with run-dmc spoof,0 | |
| "the rise of europe's far-right is 'a wake-up call' for democracy, says turkish novelist",0 | |
| "tempurapedic unveils new line of extra-crispy, deep-fried mattresses",1 | |
| george h.w. bush hasn't seen anyone from his secret service detail in years,1 | |
| iran's writing on the wall: ethnic minorities and others assert themselves,0 | |
| weary haitians shrug as ragnarök begins outside port-au-prince,1 | |
| local asshole attains world-class status,1 | |
| controversial photo-editing app under fire for makeup removal feature,0 | |
| huffpost rise: what you need to know on may 26,0 | |
| john boehner blasts obama over pace of reform at department of veterans affairs,0 | |
| homeland security finally vows to fully join investigation into 'hate-inspired attacks',0 | |
| sudanese youths go wild for great taste of any food whatsoever,1 | |
| reince priebus says it's 'too late' for a new candidate to stop trump,0 | |
| top christian college rejects texas law allowing guns on campus,0 | |
| new texas legislation would require whiskey bottles to be shot out of air immediately after being emptied,1 | |
| friends star spontaneously shown attending televised nbc sporting event,1 | |
| ucla to launch taskforce into campus shooting,0 | |
| man's alcoholism getting a little out of hand,1 | |
| nicole richie's beautiful figure ruined by pregnancy,1 | |
| enterprising child saves $54 to buy barrel of oil,1 | |
| "q&a with writer/director ben caird on writing and the inspiration for his new film, halfway",0 | |
| violence erupts across france as citizens protest high cost of refilling crème brûlée torches,1 | |
| the 5 running essentials you need to train for your first 5k,0 | |
| "elizabeth warren 1, wall street clown 0",0 | |
| chelsea and ivanka put their friendship on ice,0 | |
| most americans think the senate should hold hearings on the supreme court nominee,0 | |
| report: majority of americans proficient at owing large sums of money,1 | |
| u.s. schools have already faced 10 shooting incidents this year,0 | |
| chinese buffet has french fries,1 | |
| "women in business q&a: laura tenison, founder and managing director, jojo maman bébé",0 | |
| fed lowers the boom on wells fargo after years of grotesque scandals,0 | |
| world bank forecloses on world farm,1 | |
| nation schedules recurring monthly benefit concert to streamline tragedy response process,1 | |
| "timothée chalamet donates 30,000 smoldering looks to time's up fund in wake of woody allen controversy",1 | |
| it's time to take a stand against trump,0 | |
| mass e-mail only has four recipients,1 | |
| banyan's breakfast smoothie,0 | |
| why trump's lies and transgressions appeal to his followers,0 | |
| only kim k would wear a plunging white dress before her wedding,0 | |
| democrats' surrender on torture is nearly complete,0 | |
| 11 sweet and savory apple recipes you'll fall for,0 | |
| luxury-craving nation confidently squandering income at pre-2008 levels,1 | |
| how caitlyn jenner is helping me be a better me,0 | |
| patiently waiting (sort of),0 | |
| new york times throws vicious oscars shade at kevin spacey,0 | |
| our nation's guard rails: are they safe enough?,1 | |
| police pleasantly surprised to learn man they shot was armed,1 | |
| inauguration crowd moves to white house gates to watch presidency happen,1 | |
| greg behrendt releases new book for children: your parents aren't that into you,1 | |
| stephen colbert has a theory about gary cohn's sudden departure from the white house,0 | |
| "emmanuel macron amused by little differences in french, american islamophobia",1 | |
| logo of smiling cartoon tooth holding brush inspires nothing but confidence in local oral surgeon,1 | |
| new swiss army phone may pose health risks,1 | |
| james dyson meets in secret with alien ambassador to receive technology for new hand dryer,1 | |
| colombian teen going through anti-government guerilla phase,1 | |
| 6 things you didn't know about michael b. jordan,0 | |
| sweden blood bank texts donors to notify them whenever their blood helps save a life,0 | |
| reminder: scott disick is just a fly in kourtney kardashian's instagram web,0 | |
| new study finds humans could lose vestigial heads in less than 100 years,1 | |
| cuba to buy car,1 | |
| family comforted by thought that man's death will prevent others from climbing war memorial to pretend to fuck horse,1 | |
| policeman breaks up area party out of pity,1 | |
| u.s. to host foster country,1 | |
| why it matters that women talk about their abortions,0 | |
| more vegetables evolving chocolate-sauce-filled centers as evolutionary imperative,1 | |
| she dropped everything to come fight for immigration reform. she's still waiting.,0 | |
| buddy sneaks into chest x-ray,1 | |
| damning evidence shows actor al jolson wearing blackface,1 | |
| "after shooting, orlando chefs provide thousands of free meals",0 | |
| british public on the hunt for 'witches' marks' this halloween,0 | |
| reno orders investigation of u.s. department of corruption,1 | |
| historical archives: last month's weather,1 | |
| video game boss thinking he should get big glowing weak spot on back checked out,1 | |
| study can't confirm results of many psychology experiments,0 | |
| housefly fondly recalls losing virginity on rotting pile of ground beef,1 | |
| small town girl makes good porn,1 | |
| white house blocks seahawks punt,1 | |
| control freak wishes she had more free time,1 | |
| q-tip releases new multi-pronged family swab,1 | |
| seymour hersh uncovers new thing too sad to think about,1 | |
| why did corporate reformers overlook newark's children and families?,0 | |
| time-warner ceo announces plans to merge with secretary,1 | |
| this job at netflix is an instagrammer's dream,0 | |
| elizabeth banks posts aca-amazing 'pitch perfect 2' cast photo,0 | |
| brian willams and the flip wilson defense,0 | |
| kim kardashian wears sheer top in festive christmas eve photo,0 | |
| college junior shares his strategy for getting the most out of tinder,0 | |
| stripper thinks customer flirting with her,1 | |
| upcoming 'red dead redemption 2' expansion allows players to experience story from horse's perspective,1 | |
| reddi wip canister used as directed,1 | |
| older brother to attempt unmanned bike mission into ravine,1 | |
| senate democrats already willing to work with trump administration,0 | |
| john boehner: we should know if paul ryan is running for speaker soon,0 | |
| adorable panda cub bei bei makes a very sleepy public debut,0 | |
| tim kaine found riding conveyor belt during factory campaign stop,1 | |
| lyndon johnson pulls ahead in poll of nation's alzheimer's patients,1 | |
| these gay dads prove you're never too old to start your own beautiful family,0 | |
| book given as gift actually read,1 | |
| a constitutional scandal worse than iran-contra or watergate,0 | |
| majority of americans thought we already had a moon base,1 | |
| man had no idea cough was going to be wet one,1 | |
| "barbara bush in 'failing health,' won't seek more medical treatment",0 | |
| high schooler promises to have man's impregnated daughter home by midnight,1 | |
| 15 weirdest things that people have left behind in an uber,0 | |
| now that's what i call shitty music 8 tops album charts,1 | |
| why starting a company is a crazy thing,0 | |
| sean spicer announces there only enough time left in career for couple more questions,1 | |
| meghan markle's college friends stuck at table with sickly habsburg cousins,1 | |
| couple fucking at next table obviously on third date,1 | |
| small businessman conducts business on miniature golf course,1 | |
| kourtney kardashian opens up about scott disick's rehab stay,0 | |
| open-minded man tries to get news from variety of facebook friends,1 | |
| the false divide between digital vs. traditional media,0 | |
| bullying prevention: the power of empathy,0 | |
| how to have an eco-friendly christmas,0 | |
| tucker carlson's bizarre rant over lauren duca,0 | |
| the irony of intelligence,0 | |
| "authorities claim the true austin bomber was everyone who failed this sensitive, promising kid",1 | |
| three generations of love stories,0 | |
| the vietnam war is not history for victims of agent orange,0 | |
| classmates.com employees don't have heart to tell ceo about facebook,1 | |
| humane society volunteer spends whole adoption meeting trying to sell family on sicker cat,1 | |
| how the grammys gloss over great indigenous music being made today,0 | |
| historical archives: owls deemed arse-holes,1 | |
| "say goodbye to twitter eggs, not trolls",0 | |
| "obama caves to girl scout lobby, wears tiara in photo",0 | |
| the writers workbench: solar chargers,0 | |
| let the past be your teacher,0 | |
| "trump lawsuit over white house book 'nonstarter,' legal experts say",0 | |
| paul ryan is more of a con man than ever,0 | |
| "11 odd household objects that will intrigue you, then frustrate you beyond belief",0 | |
| getting transit back on track in la county,0 | |
| lin-manuel miranda takes bow as hamilton one last time,0 | |
| sears and kmart drop 31 trump home items from their online shops,0 | |
| other nurse thought it was funny,1 | |
| national interest in anything hovering around 3 percent,1 | |
| cable news sure could talk to more muslims about the muslim ban,0 | |
| how newt gingrich is bringing john mccain's campaign and super pac together,0 | |
| here's how you can help lgbt survivors of prison rape this holiday season,0 | |
| area man has some pretty shitty mob ties,1 | |
| historical inaccuracy found in wild west strip show,1 | |
| biden busted in dnc parking lot selling bootleg 'i'm with her' t-shirts,1 | |
| celebration and destruction,0 | |
| "oval office press chaos: 'you guys are getting worse,' says trump",0 | |
| parents of kidnapped girls make desperate plea,0 | |
| chelsea manning and the brutality of transphobia in america,0 | |
| ted cruz: federal reserve is being run by philosopher kings,0 | |
| the $400 juicero juicer is the funniest silicon valley fail in forever,0 | |
| shredyourex lets you destroy photos of your ex just in time for valentine's day,0 | |
| we're obsessed with this magical new harry potter dishware,0 | |
| gap debuts new line of children's sweaters to clutch to chest when son goes missing,1 | |
| 5 crazy things about monday night's historic kansas-oklahoma game,0 | |
| behold the title of 'american horror story' season 7,0 | |
| why did wikileaks name 'country x' when glenn greenwald wouldn't?,0 | |
| save this season: the best underwear multipacks,0 | |
| bitcoin on path to functioning just like real currency after small concentration of people acquire majority of it,1 | |
| stop scaring new dads!,0 | |
| "despite iffy reviews, 'batman v superman' takes over box office",0 | |
| "cockroach milk might be the hot new superfood, according to science",0 | |
| will ferrell reprises his role as george w. bush for samantha bee,0 | |
| how to survive your child's college tours,0 | |
| 5 entrepreneurial rules to live by,0 | |
| ex-con back behind bar,1 | |
| morale low at state department after only employee fired,1 | |
| this cafe makes it a point to hire workers with autism,0 | |
| don't let the headphones (or the extra fat) fool you,0 | |
| pigeon trying to act nonchalant about fresh vomit on sidewalk,1 | |
| another english king could be buried under a parking lot,0 | |
| these vintage ads prove we had no idea what the future would actually look like,0 | |
| north korea test-fires ballistic missile in defiance of world pressure,0 | |
| millions of kids might lose health care because congress dropped the ball,0 | |
| "25-year-old moving into comfortable, rent-free arrangement in parents' home worried he's hit rock bottom",1 | |
| postal service unveils new line of stamps honoring americans who still use postal service,1 | |
| woman been thinking about getting bangs for past 8 years,1 | |
| what to stream on netflix in october,0 | |
| 5 faulty beliefs that have led to republican dysfunction on health care,0 | |
| tweeters ridicule trump's reason for scrapped uk visit,0 | |
| huffpost rise: what you need to know on february 22,0 | |
| 'snl' takes on sexist super bowl stereotypes in the best way,0 | |
| defiant customers refuse to return recalled crib,1 | |
| california's marijuana legalization aims to repair damage from the war on drugs,0 | |
| man listening to 'highway to hell' actually on parkway to waukegan,1 | |
| cafepress.com announces sweeping privacy changes after improperly sharing the t-shirt sizes of millions of americans,1 | |
| unkempt japanese man must be some sort of artist or something,1 | |
| librarian who amassed millions by living humbly leaves entire fortune to college,0 | |
| 'new york times' bully knocks stack of polls from nate silver's hands,1 | |
| new offshore drilling analysis shows what trump's plan puts at stake,0 | |
| 7 total randos found dead,1 | |
| "'i want to be with someone else,' says woman who must think 3-time hyundai sales leaders grow on trees",1 | |
| the five biggest lies about obamacare,0 | |
| philip morris lawyers deny cigarettes are cylindrical,1 | |
| only positive statistic of year announced,1 | |
| "techview: linus torvalds, inventor of linux",0 | |
| "after one realizes methadone clinic nearby, behavior around city block makes sense",1 | |
| "dare to be 100: yes, virginia, wherever",0 | |
| list of names on gchat sidebar like a portal into area man's past lives,1 | |
| gop sen. bob corker: trump hasn't demonstrated 'stability' or 'competence',0 | |
| campbell's unveils one big can-sized noodle,1 | |
| "d23's adam sanderson sees social media, digital technology as the smart way to grow disney's official fan club",0 | |
| this is all the advice you need for surviving hardship,0 | |
| officer's life saved when he shoots bullet directly into suspect's gun,0 | |
| terrorism is terrorism,0 | |
| department of labor study confirms your job most demanding,1 | |
| calle 13 explores the power of a kiss,0 | |
| new viacom ad tells employees to get back to work,1 | |
| fitness chain bans cable news for not being part of a healthy lifestyle,0 | |
| family requests privacy during this unbelievably awesome time,1 | |
| study: owning a boat not worth it,1 | |
| porn video with unfamiliar acronym in title deemed too risky to click on,1 | |
| ivanka ashamed after becoming first trump to run business into ground,1 | |
| 'parent trap' producers recall euthanizing lindsay lohan clone after completing filming,1 | |
| legislators still concerned about key non-issues,1 | |
| dad opens up about the tough conversation sparked by water guns,0 | |
| what did we learn from the betsy devos confirmation? money wins.,0 | |
| man knows unsettling amount about nationwide age-of-consent laws,1 | |
| carson says trump knows judge attack was wrong,0 | |
| roommates assured girlfriend only staying over for entire duration of relationship,1 | |
| a pivotal law for nyc pets,0 | |
| ben carson suggests obama's iran deal is 'anti-semitic',0 | |
| the reclusive billionaire bankrolling ted cruz,0 | |
| new altar boy clearly not ready for spotlight of 10 a.m. sunday mass,1 | |
| child getting pretty cozy with stranger's leg,1 | |
| when the going gets tough: advice from former navy seal,0 | |
| dismembered nate silver found in dumpster behind gallup headquarters,1 | |
| why atlanta could elect its first white mayor in 4 decades,0 | |
| 'suicide squad' kills box office competition with massive $135.1 million debut,0 | |
| companies are doing a terrible job on sustainable cotton,0 | |
| "new report finds adult film star may have paid over $130,000 to cover up sexual encounter with trump",1 | |
| terrible fucking taste sweeps teen choice awards,1 | |
| the anti-gay right can't run forever from its history of bigotry,0 | |
| musings after a day at the museum,0 | |
| moderation and modernity: challenges for moroccan islam,0 | |
| why calls for boycotts always hurt the wrong people,0 | |
| how pets can help prevent suicide #nspw2017,0 | |
| engineer's voicemail warned state of bridge cracks 2 days before collapse,0 | |
| trevor noah says wikileaks proves clinton is guilty -- of being boring,0 | |
| kinky lawn chair likes leaving woman with marks all over her legs,1 | |
| "news roundup for june 19, 2017",0 | |
| mothers who breastfeed might have lower multiple sclerosis risk,0 | |
| "watch this guy play out the entire 2017 oscars, impressions and all",0 | |
| gap closures to leave americans with fewer places to buy pants for friend's wedding at last second,1 | |
| man spends long day at work waiting to go home and be lonely,1 | |
| woman apologizes for what appears to be clean house,1 | |
| another vietnamese activist slapped with prison sentence for toxic spill criticism,0 | |
| 'duke of burgundy' is the all-female erotic drama you need to see,0 | |
| pantone intern starstruck after meeting designer behind sand dollar 13-1106,1 | |
| all y'all urged to go fuck yo' selves,1 | |
| dog dies on united flight after passenger forced to put carrier in overhead bin,0 | |
| woman sneaks in anti-ted cruz message during photo with ted cruz,0 | |
| server loves that dessert,1 | |
| queen elizabeth to think mainly about her approaching death throughout olympics ceremony,1 | |
| open mic host asks audience to keep pathetic smattering of applause going for next performer,1 | |
| be on top: amazon best-selling author ryan stewman shares how to elevate sales from personal life experiences,0 | |
| a tribe called quest's phife dawg will have a street named after him,0 | |
| debunking the myths about boys and emotions,0 | |
| piece of shit whom everybody hates assures himself it all in his head,1 | |
| "report: kanye west, bill gates, tom hanks all currently reading, enjoying this article",1 | |
| interview with elaine jung,0 | |
| "new yorker article unread in brooklyn, queens, bronx, staten island",1 | |
| twitter wins dismissal of lawsuit alleging islamic state support: federal judge,0 | |
| chicago thunderstorm storm kills one person after tent collapses,0 | |
| a new future for fashion,0 | |
| how is legoland becoming florida's new must-see attraction? one brick at a time,0 | |
| activists swarm congress members' offices to protest trump's 'swamp cabinet',0 | |
| are you making your guacamole right? here's how to tell.,0 | |
| the quiet practice where i found my voice,0 | |
| school board adopts gay-ass uniform policy,1 | |
| parents of girl born without nose tell others not to give up on babies with rare condition,0 | |
| oklahoma governor likens striking teachers to a teen who 'wants a better car',0 | |
| a new what??,0 | |
| josh ritter and the 'storm' surrounding his new music,0 | |
| amtrak passengers treated to whirlwind tour of poor people's yards,1 | |
| watch this paddleboarder get straight-up wrecked by a dolphin,0 | |
| dad not going to pay someone to fix marriage when he can do it himself,1 | |
| grandma in nursing home starts adorable little sexual relationship,1 | |
| weakling president asks imaginary man in sky to bless nation,1 | |
| alex delarge forced to step down as leader of droogs amidst allegations of sexual misconduct,1 | |
| incompetent or a crook?,0 | |
| the tennis racket,0 | |
| nation letting itself have few moments of celebration before returning to horrifying reality of violent extremism,1 | |
| twenty minutes spent making tuna fish palatable,1 | |
| "huffpollster: americans see progress, room for improvement on voting rights",0 | |
| attempt to meet different types of people thwarted by partygoer who also watches 'friday night lights',1 | |
| "'donald trump is the 45th president of the united states,' spontaneously reports subconscious during first calm moment of day",1 | |
| olympics commentator explains 'they all look the same' remark about chinese skiers,0 | |
| the best men's sunglasses looks for summer,0 | |
| trump white house's revolving door of staff changes expected to continue in the new year,0 | |
| god announces successful test of first category 7 hurricane,1 | |
| how judith light is fighting ageism,0 | |
| bold new pope shows crowd in saint peter's square how to apply condom,1 | |
| 'broad city' creators take 'accountability' for using 'white dude power' to bolster show,0 | |
| wistful kim jong-un stumbles onto childhood drawings he made of nuclear attacks on west,1 | |
| apartment set up to create illusion of well-rounded life,1 | |
| loser friend sort of doing better,1 | |
| stephen miller rewards self after day of speechwriting with trip to see children in local ice detention center,1 | |
| president barack obama backs expanding social security,0 | |
| "entomologists retract new spider species discovery after determining it actually just clump of dust, hair",1 | |
| every one of man's priorities unrecognizable to grandfather,1 | |
| osteoporosis: what does buying a purse have to do with it?,0 | |
| obama already knows who he's going to tear apart in memoir,1 | |
| "teary-eyed student loan officers proudly watch as $200,000 asset graduates from college",1 | |
| read the list of important issues this 7-year-old sent to elected officials,0 | |
| donald trump's health secretary pick literally ran away from birther question,0 | |
| area senior up for some boggle,1 | |
| is the fda ready for kim kardashian and mutant head lice?,0 | |
| what you should do if you own a volkswagen that was just recalled,0 | |
| ünited stätes toughens image with umlauts,1 | |
| narcissist convinced total strangers would want his organs,1 | |
| man who drinks 5 diet cokes per day hoping doctors working on cure for whatever he's getting,1 | |
| howie long expresses desire to direct radio shack spots,1 | |
| obama welcomes cleveland cavs and j.r. smith's shirt to white house,0 | |
| man finally comfortable enough around girlfriend to cheat on her,1 | |
| "sens. mccain, graham: trump's order could become 'self-inflicted wound' in terror fight",0 | |
| 'me decade' celebrates 35th year,1 | |
| presidential campaigns haven't agreed to 'acceptable' post-election press access,0 | |
| second-grader expelled from sex farm,1 | |
| oddsmakers say oakland raiders a long shot to finish season,1 | |
| being moody helps us adapt to change,0 | |
| f. gary gray likely to direct 'fast & furious 8',0 | |
| 14 reasons why pharrell williams is definitely a fashion icon,0 | |
| this u.s. district could 'demolish the glass ceiling' in november with first all-female ticket,0 | |
| nasa relaunches astronaut jim lovell to 'finish the job',1 | |
| portia munson talks color and empowerment at frieze,0 | |
| revlon releases new functionless translucent gel for women who don't need makeup,1 | |
| trump inspires thousands of kids to believe they could one day grow up to be president of confederacy,1 | |
| how a traveling consultant helps america hide the homeless,0 | |
| syrian archbishop on christians threatened by isis: 'we may disappear soon',0 | |
| 'why columbia' and 'pitzer's values',0 | |
| university admits chocolate milk doesn't alleviate effects of concussions,0 | |
| man surprised to learn high school classmate became completely different type of fuckup,1 | |
| transplanted new yorker disappointed with local bagel scene,1 | |
| stock market plunges ahead of onion social hague trial,1 | |
| god recalls collaborating on joint vision of humanity with deceased creative partner,1 | |
| 12 shirtless firemen save woman from year of loneliness,1 | |
| jeff bezos assures amazon employees that hr working 100 hours a week to address their complaints,1 | |
| dame judi dench learning to spit lyrics will make you love her even more,0 | |
| bored god tries to fit all of jupiter in mouth,1 | |
| number of acceptable things candidates can say now down to four,1 | |
| spoon's weight topples pint in jarring reminder of how much ice cream area man ate in one sitting,1 | |
| celebrating my independence from drug addiction,0 | |
| lemur fantasizes about ripping face off next dumbshit who calls it a monkey,1 | |
| report: john grisham slowly but surely climbing list of greatest living american authors,1 | |
| secret agent's back's always been a bit hinky ever since he burst through that skylight and landed in fountain,1 | |
| cute new dog helping single man pick up tons of hot shit,1 | |
| hillary clinton launches intimidating new fragrance line,1 | |
| robert pattinson & fka twigs spend time at chateau marmont,0 | |
| heavy snow and high winds pound the east coast,0 | |
| bush fishing for compliments during press conference,1 | |
| clinton tests positive for presidency-enhancing drugs,1 | |
| elizabeth warren wades into democratic party's debate on candidates' abortion views,0 | |
| this bill could automatically register 50 million people to vote,0 | |
| "anne hathaway, james franco spend every moment of oscars tearing into jesse eisenberg",1 | |
| apple's gag division unveils sleekest fake dog shit to date,1 | |
| approved catcalls,0 | |
| "if you're graduating this year, you need to read this",0 | |
| why more older folks are turning to pot to fix what ails them,0 | |
| trump covered in own shit after furloughed white house staff fail to bathe president,1 | |
| "new photo shows pluto's 'heart' actually a vast, frozen wasteland",0 | |
| why is roller derby important to so many queer women?,0 | |
| on the margins of the margins: refugees with intellectual disabilities,0 | |
| philadelphia goes way overboard on 9/11 security for liberty bell,1 | |
| wrong font chosen for gravestone,1 | |
| 'just another lingering flu' by dr. david lourea (excerpt),0 | |
| veteran congressman can still remember when inaction on gun violence actually presented a moral dilemma,1 | |
| russia and syrian rebels doubt ceasefire will last,0 | |
| christian bale visits sikh temple victims,1 | |
| new plastic surgery technique makes 40-year-old women look like really-weird-looking 38-year-olds,1 | |
| new macrowave can defrost a roast in 72 hours,1 | |
| school for the blind has huge empty grass field out front,1 | |
| vatican canonizes john paul ii as patron saint of ignoring problem until you die,1 | |
| north korea promised to include release of u.s. citizens in meeting with trump: report,0 | |
| how to make your blow-out last even longer,0 | |
| carmelo anthony randomly ran a mini-marathon mid-game,0 | |
| why should you feel threatened by the greeting card industry?,0 | |
| man straight-up demands to know how many siblings coworker has,1 | |
| 'dallas' revival to feature elderly j.r. begging to be shot,1 | |
| trump taps 'jumpin' jack flash' to close the deal in iowa,0 | |
| ominous darkness descending on webpage portends grim age of autoplaying ad to come,1 | |
| trump's tax cut challenge,0 | |
| watch: stone brewing evacuates as wildfire approaches,0 | |
| "progress on global poverty and disease at risk, gates says",0 | |
| koko the gorilla now just flipping everybody off,1 | |
| activist hopes public suicide leads to more awareness,0 | |
| gm wants to fill the gap volkswagen's dieselgate scandal left,0 | |
| neighborhood busybody reports sound of gunshots,1 | |
| the gentrification of higher ed,0 | |
| teen does more pullups in a day than you'll do in a lifetime,0 | |
| oxfam: 'your donation will help us protect impoverished girls from our employees',1 | |
| i'm still here episode 3: an epidemic of epidemics,0 | |
| benedict cumberbatch prepares for battle in magical new 'doctor strange' trailer,0 | |
| beloved showbiz legend and national treasure michael douglas actually none of these things,1 | |
| teachers union president: betsy devos 'has tried to take the public out of public education',0 | |
| "cosmopolitan releases 40-year compendium: 812,683 ways to please your man",1 | |
| meet the gay music mogul who discovered metallica and white zombie,0 | |
| the paradox of addiction,0 | |
| analyst warns gop: house majority is in danger in 2018,0 | |
| tammys of the world demand to be taken seriously,1 | |
| "snoop dogg helps give out 1,500 turkeys to families in need",0 | |
| obama announces plan to store nation's extra stuff in large plastic crate,1 | |
| overwhelmed new grandparents finally feeling what it like to love a child,1 | |
| 95 killed in rush for free flames in nigerian tanker fire,1 | |
| norad takes area vagina to femstat 3,1 | |
| "martini, rossi slain by anti-spumanti extremists",1 | |
| area man needs two more trips to best buy to beat xbox 360 game,1 | |
| sexual 'fluidity' makes singer kacy hill feel 'like a woman',0 | |
| here's what happened after this mom saw a man in heels at disney world,0 | |
| 8 ways fitness changed my life,0 | |
| "actor michael rapaport takes a knee, unloads on 'dumb motherf--ker' donald trump",0 | |
| kirstjen nielsen urges migrant parents leave the weak ones behind,1 | |
| anna deavere smith on the 44th jefferson lecture and the search for american character,0 | |
| celebrity disappointed after meeting fan,1 | |
| molly shannon is returning to 'will & grace',0 | |
| hillary clinton and bernie sanders vie for california's support,0 | |
| trump administration seems to be winging it on food stamp replacement boxes,0 | |
| 5 tips for creating a beautiful product roadmap,0 | |
| sarah huckabee sanders defends trump's sexist attack on kirsten gillibrand,0 | |
| this app cuts off your access to work emails at night,0 | |
| the peshawar tragedy shows that pakistan needs a new religious narrative,0 | |
| albuquerque cops who shot homeless man will not face federal charges,0 | |
| rick santorum blames absent dads and broken homes for mass shooters,0 | |
| "nancy pelosi, paul ryan get mixed marks from their parties",0 | |
| haunted corn maze owner has another conversation with zombie no. 2 about not touching,1 | |
| mtv executive grounds son for recommending good charlotte,1 | |
| once homeless student who worked 4 jobs to support family graduates college,0 | |
| second biggest opening in history,0 | |
| button-up shirt goes on life-changing odyssey around dry cleaner's garment conveyor,1 | |
| blindfolded clinton invites debate coaches to attack her with talking points from all sides,1 | |
| area man excited to hear girlfriend has been doing a lot of thinking,1 | |
| "chef josé andrés prepares 40,000 thanksgiving meals in puerto rico",0 | |
| huge lottery jackpot tempting all but the most rational,1 | |
| entertainment tonight host 'can't wait' to see new paramount pictures release,1 | |
| mountaintop retreat with maharishi leaves greenspan obsessed with rupee,1 | |
| "experts point to long, glorious history of successful u.s. bombing campaigns",1 | |
| new evidence suggests president george washington sent woodcut of penis to secretary,1 | |
| new jersey's first sikh mayor says he's received death threats,0 | |
| morbidly obese pumpkin wins contest,1 | |
| jimmy fallon announces new children's book,0 | |
| she dreamed of africa -- and then she was sent there,0 | |
| mike pompeo startled after seeing 'beware of hubris' scrawled in oil on bathroom mirror,1 | |
| ed mcmahon endorses another depressing product,1 | |
| murphy brown: still on the air?,1 | |
| a scientific guide for finding the perfect workout music,0 | |
| documentary a scathing indictment of director's filmmaking skills,1 | |
| the superficiality of online dating apps,0 | |
| "dear baby boomers, step aside",0 | |
| rome's gay pride revelers have other aims for their march,0 | |
| alabama governor signs new 'heartbeat bill' lowering state's age of consent,1 | |
| buchanan reveals thousands of americans made in china,1 | |
| excitement shifts to concern after coworker brings baked goods into office for fourth consecutive day,1 | |
| ohio state begins scouting for next scandal,1 | |
| high school kicker finds it helpful to imagine football as object that needs to be kicked through goal posts in order to gain points,1 | |
| surgical tech in needle-swap scandal at swedish medical center has hiv,0 | |
| "handing out pills, getting drunk: new allegations surface against trump's va pick",0 | |
| collapsed mine used as excuse to stall coal extraction,1 | |
| all about otters!,0 | |
| the five stages of empty-nest syndrome,0 | |
| obama: joe biden's got 'his own decisions to make' about 2016,0 | |
| desperate dole promises best prom ever,1 | |
| trump gives muslim on fence about radicalizing just the push he needed,1 | |
| no one at ad agency remembers hiring carrot top for commercial,1 | |
| variety of unsustainable business models make up extremely hip neighborhood,1 | |
| exasperated shark can't believe it traveled 3 miles for single drop of blood,1 | |
| retiree gearing up for errands with lady friend,1 | |
| commuter playing some sort of alphabet sudoku,1 | |
| signed 8x10 of tony danza draws millions to brooklyn dry cleaner,1 | |
| chicago's annual homicide drive off to most promising start in decades,1 | |
| military apologizes after drone strike intended for yemeni isis base accidentally hits west palm beach wedding,1 | |
| high school students protest racist language by staging a walkout,0 | |
| ryan lochte now changing account of events going back years before robbery,1 | |
| the other rev. king: a word from mississippi,0 | |
| red lobster welcomes back 'defrosted shrimp days',1 | |
| trump jr. left open possibility that dad knew of trump tower meeting at the time,0 | |
| conversion 'therapy' survivor shares harrowing experience,0 | |
| juror way too far into trial to ask what 'contusions' are now,1 | |
| "years after japan's earthquake disaster, a community struggles to pick up the pieces",0 | |
| "roy moore tries, fails to heckle jimmy kimmel",0 | |
| tennis legend althea gibson to be honored with statue at u.s. open site,0 | |
| universal remote latest step in area man's plan for total living room domination,1 | |
| sad man tears 2 bananas off larger bunch,1 | |
| what older men want young men to know about love,0 | |
| milk rushing through jug handle having the time of its life,1 | |
| new desk chair a boring dream come true,1 | |
| scottish leader demands new referendum on independence,0 | |
| "marv albert on the knicks, brad stevens and the state of the nba",0 | |
| extremely effective therapist just lets patients beat shit out of him for 45 minutes,1 | |
| area man going to go ahead and consider that a date,1 | |
| netanyahu provides stunning new evidence that iranians planned sacking of babylon in 539 b.c.,1 | |
| frank gehry: is music liquid architecture?,0 | |
| hot-rod-lincoln-driving son may have contributed to father's alcoholism,1 | |
| military aides try to cheer up kim jong-un after failed missile launch by putting on surprise execution,1 | |
| panic rapidly setting in as man realizes he has no plan for ripe avocado,1 | |
| charlton heston gets serious,1 | |
| japanese family puts aging robot in retirement home,1 | |
| report: 83% of americans just want to put on sunglasses and say 'let's do this',1 | |
| trevor noah grills chris christie on fedex immigrant tracking proposal,0 | |
| federal judge refuses to block mississippi anti-lgbt law,0 | |
| feds give $43 million to fast track development of ebola vaccines,0 | |
| dancing stormtroopers make 'dark lord' simon cowell's dream a reality,0 | |
| jeb bush slams lobbyists despite his close relationship with them,0 | |
| bush calls incumbency key issue of campaign,1 | |
| 34-year-old asks for big piece,1 | |
| roommates still don't know each other well enough to not speak,1 | |
| abandoned cat uses 'maternal instincts' to find her missing kittens,0 | |
| federal reserve accidentally leaks secret documents,0 | |
| jeff sessions opposes bipartisan drug sentencing reform bill,0 | |
| a photo history of south african apartheid 20 years on,0 | |
| supreme court rules in favor of most buck-wild pride parade nation's ever seen,1 | |
| middle-aged man in gym locker room puts shirt on before underwear,1 | |
| new contraception law would require teenagers to consult with 3 different peers before selecting birth control method,1 | |
| choking man can already tell good samaritan has no fucking clue what they're doing,1 | |
| san francisco makes a major statement against north carolina's hateful new law,0 | |
| chris farley has hilarious cardiac arrest,1 | |
| how to survive an unpredictable winter,0 | |
| local hamburger to star in national ad,1 | |
| #dirtydenier$ day 9: congressman john kline,0 | |
| urban planner clearly depressed when she came up with street names,1 | |
| report: former microsoft ceo agrees to buy clippers for $2 billion,0 | |
| "neighbors tried to rescue this dog, but he's still suffering",0 | |
| dolphins chatter more when solving tricky tasks,0 | |
| company encourages women who have been sexually harassed to come forward with resignation letter,1 | |
| a look at transgender sex workers living in china,0 | |
| focus groups hated it right up until guy's head got cut off,1 | |
| "a sexist comment is a sexist comment, no matter who says it",0 | |
| what being 'pro-israel' should mean,0 | |
| processing the facts: what will ferguson's legacy be?,0 | |
| dept. of transportation discontinues 'bridge out 8 feet ahead' sign,1 | |
| noaa predicts we'll see more hurricanes this year than in 2015,0 | |
| "10 names for me that i find offensive, incorrect, bigoted, sexist and just plain wrong!",0 | |
| kim kardashian's resemblance to cher for halloween is truly uncanny,0 | |
| mark zuckerberg promises that misuse of facebook user data will happen again and again,1 | |
| netflix adds thousands of mediocre new subscribers,1 | |
| apple unveils single colossal iphone all americans can use at once,1 | |
| liberal relieved he never has to introspect again after assembling all the correct opinions,1 | |
| woman with really pointy feet finds perfect shoes,1 | |
| report: antismoking group has never even tried cigarettes,1 | |
| "chromat features not 1, but 2 plus-size models on its runway",0 | |
| trump's new medicaid rules aren't about empowering people. they're about punishing the poor.,0 | |
| adele worships at the altar of beyoncé just like the rest of us,0 | |
| area man growing a little tired of rushing home to hug loved ones,1 | |
| "residents of philadelphia, cleveland at least relieved they can't host another one of these fucking things for few decades",1 | |
| woman knew ever since age 40 she didn't want children,1 | |
| 'i'm sorry i didn't finish the job',0 | |
| this desperate dad is trying to ward off the terrible twos,0 | |
| man unknowingly purchases lifetime supply of condoms,1 | |
| grandmother palms grandson $10 like she fixing boxing match,1 | |
| cat seemed perfectly content right up until point he bolted out of room,1 | |
| i am terrified of taking my child literally anywhere,0 | |
| law schools now require applicants to honestly state whether they want to go to law school,1 | |
| grandpa looking absolutely precious in new baseball cap,1 | |
| arrested but innocent? the internet still thinks you're guilty,0 | |
| historical archives: to be sold - carved wooden heads,1 | |
| report: one in five women training to be yoga instructors,1 | |
| thieves make off with museum's most valuable docents,1 | |
| "when hiring, what problems should i avoid?",0 | |
| "i'm a refugee. in america, i felt safe for the first time. now all i feel is fear.",0 | |
| report: dad wants to show you where fuse box is,1 | |
| disgusting couple always interacting in public,1 | |
| joy behar publicly apologizes for disparaging mike pence's christian faith,0 | |
| 3 libertarians fuel $7 million super pac in philadelphia's mayoral democratic primary,0 | |
| air force one pilot invites excited obama into cockpit,1 | |
| deputy interior secretary met with lobbyist for a casino his former firm also represents,0 | |
| enzyme humbled to have played part in successful biochemical reaction,1 | |
| trump pours himself glass of chocolate syrup on rocks to unwind after stressful day,1 | |
| some people are pissed off about the casting of a black hermione granger,0 | |
| comedian writes about abusive relationship in moving instagram post,0 | |
| how to stand your ground in a world full of mean girls,0 | |
| jake tapper to trump: kim jong un is not a 'smart cookie' — he's a murderer,0 | |
| amazing photos: ufos spotted above loch ness,0 | |
| apple unveils much-anticipated iphone 4se,1 | |
| donald trump opponents' path to victory is dark and full of terrors,0 | |
| that guy from that one show attempting comeback,1 | |
| credit-card metallurgists unveil new 'polonium plus' visa card,1 | |
| pushy hermit crab girlfriend wants to move in,1 | |
| is ukraine fascist?,0 | |
| "paying organ donors for travel, recovery could enable more low-income people to save lives",0 | |
| "friend moving apartments probably just going to rent u-haul, have nervous breakdown",1 | |
| rewriting nepal: 2014 is marked by sparkling english-language debuts,0 | |
| this chinese video explains why beijing rejects the south china sea ruling,0 | |
| "7+ reasons why bisexual, pansexual, fluid, and queer people need to sign up for health insurance this month",0 | |
| "guy moonwalks through 27 european landmarks, because why not?",0 | |
| how to be influenced by real love,0 | |
| drinking beer could help save this adorable red panda,0 | |
| pope francis on vatican abuse scandal: 'just tell me whose feet to wash',1 | |
| samuel adams apologizes for 'boston sucks' pilsner,1 | |
| trump suggests florida students could have done more to prevent deadly shooting,0 | |
| new parents disgusted to learn they had type of baby that shits,1 | |
| 49ers stunned in ot loss to chargers,0 | |
| title ix administrators discuss emotional demands of job,0 | |
| read this before calling your boss a 'nasty motherf**ker',0 | |
| bin laden vineyard falling into disrepair,1 | |
| football-loving americans harassed for wearing turbans to nfl game,0 | |
| town nervously welcomes veteran back home,1 | |
| 'middle east peace process?' high time for a new name,0 | |
| "letters to california mosques praise donald trump, promise genocide",0 | |
| residents say racism accusations don't tell full story of cops who quit after town elected its first black mayor,0 | |
| dubai completes construction on world's first full-scale replica of dubai,1 | |
| nation waiting for protesters to clearly articulate demands before ignoring them,1 | |
| how climate change is intensifying hurricane joaquin,0 | |
| chicago st. patrick's day parade finally lifts ban on snakes,1 | |
| facebook outreach tool ignores black lives matter,0 | |
| wedding dj assures anxious man he hasn't forgotten 'build me up buttercup' request,1 | |
| ex-trump adviser calls president's claims that informant spied on campaign 'embarrassing',0 | |
| picasso's nude portrait of a pubescent girl sells for $115 million against backdrop of me too,0 | |
| "pathetic, washed-up rock star on fifth decade of doing exactly what he always wanted",1 | |
| why political losers tell us more about american politics than the winners,0 | |
| morocco cracks down on journalists,0 | |
| trump's budget: a blow to our communities and to our latin american neighbors,0 | |
| "seriously, where do all the baby socks go?",0 | |
| this photo of me at the women's march went viral and changed my activism forever,0 | |
| concept car designers struggling to think of cool new ways for doors to open,1 | |
| romney: 'this is why they call me turnaround mitty from comeback city',1 | |
| mom gets last new hairstyle,1 | |
| ex-girlfriend's last electric-bill check remains uncashed in area man's wallet,1 | |
| new college freshman refers to dorm by actual name,1 | |
| study finds that all the worst people will outlive you,1 | |
| nabisco snack physicists develop highly unstable quadriscuits,1 | |
| "the beyhive swarms rachael ray, thinking she is rachel roy",0 | |
| "chef teaches inmates at cook county jail how to cook, how to live",0 | |
| u.s. leads world in mexican-food availability,1 | |
| "too old to drive? think again, google to the rescue.",0 | |
| don't march if you won't keep walking,0 | |
| coworkers nationwide embrace tearfully after painful 3-day separation,1 | |
| irs now requiring taxpayers to tip,1 | |
| syrian family suffering from meningitis evacuated for treatment,0 | |
| ever wish you could live inside your favorite book? you can at this incredible new place,0 | |
| trump administration suddenly pulls plug on teen pregnancy programs,0 | |
| why religious freedom advocates should be concerned about sam brownback,0 | |
| is area man going to finish those fries?,1 | |
| ceiling fan transforms apartment without air conditioning into frosty wonderland,1 | |
| a 'sweet valley high' reboot is not totally out of the question,0 | |
| canvas shopping bag celebrates third year on doorknob,1 | |
| here's what clinton and trump were really thinking about during the debate,0 | |
| john mcenroe thinks he could beat serena williams,0 | |
| this obviously aliens' first abduction,1 | |
| "linda brown, center of brown v. board of education, dies at 76",0 | |
| what dad wants for father's day according to 9 real dads,0 | |
| trump says wasteful nea hasn't produced single valuable work since claes oldenburg's 'giant three-way plug',1 | |
| coffee nail art that will perk up your monday morning,0 | |
| dad reaches age where it's no longer enjoyable to make fun of how old he is,1 | |
| john boehner to paul ryan: 'i was once young and beautiful too',1 | |
| ryan zinke and the tale of two fish,0 | |
| taylor swift says ryan adams' 1989 cover album is 'such an honor',0 | |
| apple announces plans for new ipad with extra storage drawer,1 | |
| pajama-clad child makes turbulent rampage through dinner party,1 | |
| report: peaceful transfer of power makes last-minute push to become most pressing issue of 2016 election,1 | |
| polling booth completely disgusting by time last voters get there,1 | |
| gunfire erupts in ferguson after protester is struck by car,0 | |
| labor secretary horrified to learn some americans working jobs they do not truly enjoy,1 | |
| "no shame, no future",0 | |
| this is what the most annoying co-workers have in common,0 | |
| cool glitch effect on movie studio logo must mean shit about to go down,1 | |
| local news anchor mistakenly reveals salary during broadcast,1 | |
| 4 high-level languages for front-end developers,0 | |
| flash-animated osama bin laden captured,1 | |
| "thing distracting you from healthy, self-actualized lifestyle garners 240 emmy nominations",1 | |
| irish weather forecaster's halloween report spooks viewers,0 | |
| 14-word diet stretched to 200 pages,1 | |
| "obama praises 'the america i know,' says hillary clinton is the one to lead it",0 | |
| 911 calls from parkland shooting reveal terror of parents desperate for answers,0 | |
| lebron james hits the nba's third game-winner in 3 days,0 | |
| photograph of little girl being absorbed into michelle obama portrait goes viral,1 | |
| woman builds ironclad case proving mila kunis looks bad without makeup,1 | |
| "inaugural parade route for donald trump doesn't violate first amendment, court rules",0 | |
| why more men should practice yoga,0 | |
| martin luther king jr. day celebrates 30th anniversary,0 | |
| bob dylan digitally remastered,1 | |
| strangely compelling 'shybot' roams california desert avoiding humans,0 | |
| wednesday's morning email: what you missed last night in trump's state of the union,0 | |
| grandma at mechanic to get radio stations set,1 | |
| helpful waitress asks recently seated couple if they've eaten food before,1 | |
| "before you drill a hole into a wall, make sure you've got a sticky note handy",0 | |
| minnesota resident thinking of finally packing it all up and moving someplace warm like michigan,1 | |
| man's unexpected reaction to teen who held him up at knifepoint retold in powerful video,0 | |
| "moms, i know why you're exhausted",0 | |
| ghost of alvah roebuck enjoying the hell out of sears' decline,1 | |
| is facebook's subscription-based news service bad for the publishing industry?,0 | |
| "the best ways to prepare amaranth, the italian vegetable",0 | |
| trump supporters move to block vote recounts in 3 states,0 | |
| swiss threaten ricola embargo,1 | |
| not sure what an apple watch is for? try these 12 apps,0 | |
| report: friend has been going by middle name this whole fucking time,1 | |
| ebola in sierra leone: 'it reminded me of a conflict zone',0 | |
| bunch of hick nobodies sue for toxic-waste exposure,1 | |
| bruce springsteen takes powerful stance amid trump's immigration ban,0 | |
| burned-out coffee-shop employee just lets paul simon play for fifth time,1 | |
| upcoming election deduced from sports illustrated content,1 | |
| childish gambino teases concept album exploring what world might be like if he put a shirt on,1 | |
| how using your phone to pay for the subway can help fight climate change,0 | |
| middle-aged couple sick of 31-year-old son always trying to set them up with other parents,1 | |
| guidance counselor prefaces sat results by talking about test's flaws,1 | |
| cdc rolls out fleet of narcan biplanes to fumigate opioid-ravaged small towns,1 | |
| kavanaugh nomination falters after washington post publishes shocking editorial claiming he forgot daughter's piano recital,1 | |
| musical the kind with number about putting on a show,1 | |
| you'll want to get inked after seeing this tattoo artist's masterful work,0 | |
| embracing 'and',0 | |
| one way to make college worth it: help students feel like someone cares about them,0 | |
| fda cancels bacon recall after finding u.s. population already ate it all,1 | |
| obama finally reveals nature of his work to daughters,1 | |
| philippine hitman says he heard duterte order killings,0 | |
| out-of-control group yields little usable data,1 | |
| 23andme forensic kit informs customer what crimes he's committed,1 | |
| bringing the girl scout movement to the crossroads of the west,0 | |
| leadership and transparency 2015: the social media imperative,0 | |
| depressed nation really did not think it would take them this long to get over death of jack klugman,1 | |
| tania bruguera: 'in cuba we have learned our duties very well but not our rights',0 | |
| "cry of more, more, more heard in midnight hour",1 | |
| samsung just unveiled its thinnest phone ever,0 | |
| toasting 2017 goodbye with ketogenic kool-aid,0 | |
| theory versus truth,0 | |
| new prisoner recognized from 'scared straight' visit,1 | |
| determined cat goes through a lot to wrestle with stuffed tiger,0 | |
| north korea says it's ready for war with massive military parade,0 | |
| white church protected from fire by god,1 | |
| on the menu: 7 questions with chef luigi fineo,0 | |
| james franco opens up about a very 'uncomfortable' sex scene,0 | |
| woman stalked across 8 websites by obsessed shoe advertisement,1 | |
| 'breaking bad' ends with reveal that whole series was plot of book marie shoplifted,1 | |
| woody harrelson spends two hours drawing marijuana leaf on binder,1 | |
| stewart-hannity feud: 'sh*t just got weird',0 | |
| cannon overshoots tim kaine across wells fargo center,1 | |
| 5-year-old wants to be overworked haitian nanny when he grows up,1 | |
| mega-churchgoer hopes to appear devout on jumbotron,1 | |
| the eyes have it on this week's beauty list,0 | |
| reason man turning to religion later in life must be horrifying,1 | |
| 6 reasons why trump's wall is even dumber than most of trump's other ideas,0 | |
| you can't study college coaches without looking at the players,0 | |
| man unable to explain contempt he feels for group of people enjoying one another's company,1 | |
| george h.w. bush remembered for vast contributions to aids quilting community,1 | |
| report: rash not going away on its own,1 | |
| even americans who favor gun control aren't very optimistic about it,0 | |
| "trump/netanyahu meet: an exercise in fawning, fantasy and anti-palestinian incitement",0 | |
| how the csa model supports a farm,0 | |
| woman rises early to sow seeds of day's first gchats,1 | |
| marcus mariota featured in inspiring beats by dre ad,0 | |
| loyal dog waits 2 full hours before consuming dead owner's face,1 | |
| coast guard terror suspect released after cell needed for nonviolent drug user,1 | |
| afghan warlord takes anderson cooper as 43rd wife,1 | |
| eating more fish could lower your risk of depression,0 | |
| mall debuts pet patrols to save dogs trapped in hot cars,0 | |
| aliens in avocado super bowl ad think we're a bunch of dips,0 | |
| nra lobby warns congress not to try anything stupid,1 | |
| reverse crowdfund-gineering: five ways to integrate events into your crowdfunding campaign,0 | |
| speculation on name of royal baby ends,1 | |
| "'i'll have to obstruct one last thing,' whispers jared kushner before wrapping gloved hands around mueller's neck",1 | |
| 'catfishing' over love interest might have spurred uva gang-rape debacle,0 | |
| construction union seeks to reduce incidence of accidents involving babies crawling on steel i-beams,1 | |
| "up to 50,000 cases of cholera expected in somalia by this summer: who",0 | |
| mom sentenced for encouraging boyfriend's sex assault on baby,0 | |
| smithsonian acquires rare photograph where whole family looks really nice,1 | |
| 'stargate sg-1' fans disappointed to see richard dean anderson walk onto stage like a normal person,1 | |
| man wastes no time masturbating while roommate gone for weekend,1 | |
| quiet loner really comes out of shell at gun store,1 | |
| actress shamed for wearing red to golden globes responds to critics,0 | |
| in 'the idea of love' lies lead to love,0 | |
| new envelope pushes envelope envelope,1 | |
| donald trump responds to alicia machado by bragging he saved her job,0 | |
| tmz dayton bureau catches secondhand furniture-store owner coming out of all-night truck stop,1 | |
| emotional justice: what black women want and need,0 | |
| de blasio courts iowa voters by winning 'largest candidate' at polk county fair,1 | |
| gop senator still thinks efforts to end housing discrimination fueled financial crisis,0 | |
| gop convention to feature strong lineup of conservative women listeners,1 | |
| "boeing unveils 40,000-foot emergency slide",1 | |
| empire state building reopens spire to visitors,1 | |
| dream team wins small soft drink,1 | |
| donald trump injects yet another conspiracy theory into 2016 news cycle,0 | |
| trump campaign ceo steve bannon failed to properly pay taxes for several years,0 | |
| "middle-aged woman believes in fourth marriage, angels",1 | |
| this dallas rap group released a powerful ode to black lives matter,0 | |
| progressive parents refuse to tell child its sex,1 | |
| single fat kid takes 50 years off jungle gym's life,1 | |
| jimmy carter contemplating dying right here and now,1 | |
| woman mentally rifles through friends for perfect person to sympathize with current pettiness,1 | |
| hail mary! broncos fan sacked by security guard on christmas,0 | |
| new york times editorial board endorses john kasich for gop nomination,0 | |
| arnold schwarzenegger unveils his 'celebrity apprentice' catchphrase,0 | |
| 11% of lunch eaten off sweatshirt,1 | |
| "russian interference had no impact on election, reports website created 8 minutes ago",1 | |
| how where you live affects your child's mental health,0 | |
| "despite accusations of fraud and deception, will globe university be expanding to your state?",0 | |
| russian medallist at winter olympics suspected of doping violation: report,0 | |
| a writer's guide to being a writer 6: the influencer - the loudest voice in the room,0 | |
| why today's parents have no business giving their kids advice,0 | |
| nfl team spends days hiding 'fresh prince of bel-air' lyrics in cryptic tweets,0 | |
| watch: how do you train for a competitive eating contest?,0 | |
| 25 times mariah carey proved she's one glamorous mom,0 | |
| martin o'malley aims to set the bar on criminal justice with comprehensive reform plan,0 | |
| """that bastard kushner...""",0 | |
| u.s. to arab world: 'stop hating us or suffer the consequences',1 | |
| drug addict looking for more enabling girlfriend,1 | |
| chicago public schools celebrate fifth straight day without any student violence,1 | |
| judge blocks texas from giving voting information to trump voter fraud probe,0 | |
| bush has one of those days where he feels like 68 percent of people hate him,1 | |
| dog brothers can't get enough of their new duckling siblings,0 | |
| taylor swift enters alternate universe to date body-building george harrison,1 | |
| half-empty bottle of colt 45 left on church steps must be offering to god,1 | |
| dnc chair debbie wasserman schultz is taking a ton of heat for helping payday lenders,0 | |
| epa takes real steps toward curbing smog pollution - now we need your voice,0 | |
| lack of media context skews view of obama's gulf arab summit,0 | |
| "'the other side of memorial day,' or dying in paradise",0 | |
| child therapist excited to actually be seeing patient with psychological issues,1 | |
| bassist has little riff ready to go in case frontman goes around introducing everyone,1 | |
| sole survivor of air crash has asia's 'sole survivor' stuck in head,1 | |
| "financial experts say stock market constantly plunging, reaching record highs leading indicator of healthy economy",1 | |
| listen to the roots' 'tomorrow' today,0 | |
| boardroom begins to quake as black-eyed ceo announces vision for future of company,1 | |
| umpqua community college wasn't exactly a 'gun-free zone',0 | |
| "report: samantha's new haircut pretty bad, but don't say anything",1 | |
| impressive new honda inspires john mellencamp to write song about japan,1 | |
| live election coverage: watch as midterm results pour in,0 | |
| "this is not how you play frisbee, but we love it anyway",0 | |
| magic scott's misdirection: pruitt gives climate science the reality show treatment,0 | |
| hillary clinton and donald trump did not shake hands before their second debate,0 | |
| senator forms subcommittee for the watching of lost,1 | |
| parking-ramp attendant moves slightly,1 | |
| "ferguson is not among the most dangerous places in the world, donald trump",0 | |
| local man helped every day by salad shooter,1 | |
| tomi lahren is suing glenn beck and theblaze,0 | |
| david brooks decries incivility of modern plumbing after tripping on feet and falling headfirst into toilet,1 | |
| lights go on: part li -- a single word,0 | |
| cash-strapped trump forced to replace eric trump with cheap migrant son,1 | |
| area man's favorite things all types of meat,1 | |
| garner's death is a call to action,0 | |
| tom brady does not want to talk about his 'good friend' trump's gross comments,0 | |
| a simple solution to america's woes: huge raises,0 | |
| enjoyment of steve miller band's 'jungle love' last piece of common ground in america,1 | |
| how the iran nuclear deal came to be,0 | |
| "women in business q&a: nawal motawi, motawi teleworks",0 | |
| ann coulter rejects rescheduling offer from uc berkeley,0 | |
| ohio state puts urban meyer on paid secret coaching leave,1 | |
| the job market is still years away from a full recovery,0 | |
| a plea to free archbishop mar gregorios yohanna ibrahim and archbishop boulos yazigi who were kidnapped one year ago today,0 | |
| bombing anniversary a reminder of the radical right's rage,0 | |
| 16 quick highlights from j.j. abrams and chris rock's tribeca film festival talk,0 | |
| kesha thanks fans 'a million times over' in first public statement,0 | |
| mexican program aims to reach drug lords before they get caught up in cartels,1 | |
| lockheed martin sales staff instructed to really push tactical air-to-surface missiles this week,1 | |
| 12 stylish easter ideas that go beyond the holiday,0 | |
| celebrity collector: alison sweeney,0 | |
| congress establishes bill suggestion hotline,1 | |
| virginia shooting somehow proves what every single american has been saying all along,1 | |
| london mayor sadiq khan to be joined by huffpost editor-in-chief lydia polgreen at sxsw 2018,0 | |
| "clinton, hagar meet to discuss federal speed-limit issues",1 | |
| "pete rose, the st. louis cardinals and the need for consistent mlb ethics policies",0 | |
| "cory booker expelled from senate, stripped naked, forced to wander maryland bog in woe for all eternity",1 | |
| obama honors those who made the ultimate sacrifice on memorial day 2015,0 | |
| james comey to testify he told trump he wasn't under investigation (udpate),0 | |
| "for freelancers, growing opportunity and risk",0 | |
| don cheadle claims trump once used racial slur in reference to black women,0 | |
| 'why are you still sleeping on u.s. women's soccer?' asks sports website's first article about women's soccer in four years,1 | |
| 9 self-assuring affirmations for when you need a little boost,0 | |
| the backstreet boys or 'n sync release new album,1 | |
| medical breakthrough provides elderly woman with 2 extra years of inconveniencing family,1 | |
| all the faces parents make every day,0 | |
| mild-mannered reporter suddenly transforms into incredible unemployed man,1 | |
| the bonus marchers anniversary and veterans in america,0 | |
| obama to cancel debts owed by defrauded for-profit college students,0 | |
| pope benedict asks if it's too late to change name,1 | |
| donald trump says refugee crisis and threats to uk identity drove brexit,0 | |
| "with all eyes on trump, texas may soon pass horrific anti-lgbtq laws",0 | |
| "kenyan newspaper editor questioned, released over source",0 | |
| "from bulldogs to elephant walks: chats with johnny mathis, monica mancini and anson williams, plus matt hires works with rmh",0 | |
| 3 things you should know about learning disabilities,0 | |
| raid introduces new box to cover bug until you work up emotional strength to kill it,1 | |
| "in louisiana, a plan to relocate the country's first 'climate refugees' hits a roadblock",0 | |
| the two opposing world views in the white house,0 | |
| man always insists you toss him keys rather than just hand them to him,1 | |
| watch: former british open champ makes embarrassing putting fail,0 | |
| total hunk sitting over by plant,1 | |
| 8 lessons for life while traveling,0 | |
| trump says roy moore should concede senate race to doug jones,0 | |
| elon football player demitri allison dies in 10-story fall,0 | |
| senior-center residents debate new anchorwoman's ethnicity for fifth straight evening,1 | |
| an open and personal email to hillary clinton from a contemporary,0 | |
| well past second chances: the nfl still doesn't get it on domestic violence,0 | |
| how to make japanese milk bread at home,0 | |
| experimental band theoretically good,1 | |
| hideo kojima says new experimental video game will consist entirely of 2-hour-long cutscene,1 | |
| god recalls 1983 speedboat accident that sent him to heaven,1 | |
| marijuana warehouse found near police dog training center: cops,0 | |
| what selma blair's 'outburst' teaches us about mixing pills and alcohol,0 | |
| to raise the voice in view of the massacre in gaza,0 | |
| "charlton heston's gun taken from his cold, dead hands",1 | |
| unclear if fountain is the type you're allowed to run around in,1 | |
| new ed mcmahon autobiography reveals he slept with 7 women,1 | |
| these dog models might be the best thing about american apparel,0 | |
| carly rae jepsen redid the 'full house' theme song for netflix reboot,0 | |
| pool owner has bathing suit that touched his penis you can borrow,1 | |
| a definitive history of trump steaks™,0 | |
| dear white people: we don't need your saving,0 | |
| senator moved to tears after reading constituent's heartfelt check,1 | |
| the outrageous dessert you can make in a slow cooker,0 | |
| mom's head rotates demonically after passing sign for antique wicker furniture,1 | |
| struggling justice alito sent down to lower federal court,1 | |
| bank of america introduces new $50 underdraft fee,1 | |
| expert: connecticut schools should have unarmed guards to prevent shootings,0 | |
| study: support for bill of rights highest while attempting to talk way out of drunk driving arrest,1 | |
| "a death row-themed restaurant is about to happen, people aren't stoked",0 | |
| tennis instructor mentoring young player sees potential in parents' income,1 | |
| god starting to worry heaven may be haunted,1 | |
| "the 2018 winter olympics in pyeongchang, by the numbers",0 | |
| cool dentist doesn't give a shit about patients' flossing,1 | |
| depressed crab stays buried under sand until 2 p.m.,1 | |
| speed stick now available in neapolitan,1 | |
| donald trump says he'll stick with personal twitter account as president,0 | |
| florida passes bill gutting abortion and contraception access,0 | |
| ted cruz names this fuckin' lady—remember her?—as vp pick,1 | |
| reading the pictures: about race and those ebola handheld thermometer pictures on western news sites,0 | |
| "bee stuck between screen door, front door going fucking nuts",1 | |
| court extends florida voter registration deadline after rick scott refuses,0 | |
| "reeva steenkamp can 'rest in peace' after oscar pistorius' sentence doubled, her family says",0 | |
| god knocked unconscious by directtv satellite,1 | |
| 7 crazy-good recipes for sweet summer corn,0 | |
| the continuing history of the republican alternative to obamacare,0 | |
| furious dianne feinstein demands nsa figure out exactly who didn't endorse her,1 | |
| flesh-eating bacteria wishing it hadn't filled up on foot,1 | |
| a model for the future: funding the end of childhood illness together,0 | |
| george and amal cloney are a vision in nyc,0 | |
| the surprising benefit of going through hard times,0 | |
| family cuts nursing home visit short so grandmother can get back to excruciating loneliness,1 | |
| steve bannon marks draft of executive order he likes with noxious pheromone secretion,1 | |
| cholera outbreak makes americans glad they don't live in africa,1 | |
| ana navarro explains why it's hard for marginalized groups to give trump a chance,0 | |
| here's why hillary clinton's federal reserve plan is a big deal,0 | |
| author of 'introduction to algebra' recalls textbook being rejected by 12 publishers before getting accepted,1 | |
| ann coulter says 'every woman who has ever been employed by fox' has stories about roger ailes,0 | |
| "after criticism, benjamin netanyahu defends planned speech to congress",0 | |
| jj abrams announces meryl streep will take over role of chewbacca,1 | |
| air pollution linked to millions of premature births around the globe,0 | |
| "report: that's expensive, please put that down",1 | |
| company more like family whose members are desperate to join better family,1 | |
| conservatives start spending to block obama supreme court nominee,0 | |
| study finds majority of u.s. currency has touched financial executive's nude body,1 | |
| world wildlife fund donors receive refund after western black rhino goes extinct,1 | |
| "trump replaces ice chief daniel ragsdale, appoints thomas homan",0 | |
| new law requires sex offenders to inform residents before moving into their homes,1 | |
| mass die-off of dolphins directly linked to deepwater horizon spill,0 | |
| rep. david cicilline: lgbt people are entitled to 'full equality',0 | |
| "pope benedict leaves church in helicopter with lebron james, paul feig for some reason",1 | |
| how the criminal justice system is failing victims of domestic violence,0 | |
| polka fan on a real harold loeffelmacher kick lately,1 | |
| area man can't wait to get home to look out new window,1 | |
| ronaldo's abs are the champions of europe,0 | |
| john oliver: 'f**king idiot' trump managed to screw up disavowing nazis,0 | |
| steve bannon mixes discarded climate change report with saliva to build final wall of nest,1 | |
| "harry styles admits to chelsea handler that, yes, he has four nipples",0 | |
| restaurant's nacho challenge requires participants to watch man consume 3 pounds of nachos,1 | |
| "mike pence condemns atheists, homosexuals, and feminists for role in forcing god to punish america on 9/11",1 | |
| an uber for cuba?,0 | |
| evidence piling up mom slept with one of her college professors,1 | |
| man always carries gun in case he needs to escalate situation,1 | |
| police satisfied after drunk man assures them there's no problem,1 | |
| eight must-reads for fashionistas,0 | |
| area woman always has something quirky to do,1 | |
| u.s. advises allies not to border russia,1 | |
| girl slept with for her sake,1 | |
| panicked donald trump jr. tries to cover up contact with wikileaks by deleting firefox icon from desktop,1 | |
| roy moore on pedophilia accusers: 'these women are only discrediting me now because shifting sociocultural norms have created an environment in which assault allegations are taken seriously',1 | |
| willie nelson spaces on holding farm aid,1 | |
| double-entendre doesn't stand up to scrutiny,1 | |
| ex-boyfriend just thought he'd check in and throw entire day off,1 | |
| new stardew valley expansion allows player to shoot self in barn after family farm bankrupted by corporate agribusiness,1 | |
| 12 reasons to watch the puppy bowl instead of the super bowl,0 | |
| "elton john announces retirement — but will perform a long, long goodbye tour",0 | |
| taco bell to offer discreet purchasing charged under 'tbfoodsllc',1 | |
| americans aren't thrilled with trump's threat of 'fire and fury' against north korea,0 | |
| 30th anniversary of 1973 commemorated,1 | |
| busy philipps consoles michelle williams on 10th anniversary of heath ledger's death,0 | |
| poll finds 97% of americans don't know who donald trump is,1 | |
| psychic phone service devastates competition by only hiring the best psychics,1 | |
| couple sneaks away from party for a little arguing,1 | |
| "'captain actual america' overweight, hopelessly in debt",1 | |
| ali krieger's strategy for taking setbacks in stride,0 | |
| man visiting hometown amazed to find all his childhood insecurities still there,1 | |
| man builds 'star trek'-themed cabin out of junk,0 | |
| nickname to forever prevent people from getting to know the real dumptruck,1 | |
| james corden shuts down bill o'reilly's slavery comments,0 | |
| "another white house iftar, another ramadan without my brother",0 | |
| b condoms seeking faa permission to test drones for 'homeland security program',0 | |
| women in tech: an interview with wendy lea,0 | |
| nation still outraged 1933 best picture went to 'cavalcade' instead of 'lady for a day',1 | |
| entire conversation with parents spent changing the subject,1 | |
| 7-eleven shareholders approve sale of busch light six-pack,1 | |
| "caring for every preemie, every day",0 | |
| the best way to eat avocados: avocado pasta,0 | |
| donald trump says he's 'troubled' by oklahoma police shooting,0 | |
| salvadoran earthquake registers 0.2 on local man's consciousness,1 | |
| this heartbreaking poem about dating with ocd is so spot on,0 | |
| affable anti-semite thinks the jews are doing super job with the media,1 | |
| let's get trump's evangelical council to resign,0 | |
| fat couple's love like a fat flower,1 | |
| pope loses keys to vatican city,1 | |
| dreamers face nightmare of trump's deportation force,0 | |
| "how trump really feels about queer people, explained in one sentence",0 | |
| moviegoer manages to sneak candy past teenage usher earning $7 an hour,1 | |
| "asian economic woes force layoffs of 700,000 pop stars",1 | |
| texas hospital sued over ebola training seeks dismissal of the lawsuit,0 | |
| "woodstock '99 revenue projections displayed on multi-colored, laminated boards somewhere in l.a.",1 | |
| tuesday's morning email: prep school drug kingpins busted,0 | |
| bush elected president of iraq,1 | |
| pantomimed lasso motion fails to pull woman across dance floor,1 | |
| gov. larry hogan receives blessings from pope francis on behalf of all cancer patients,0 | |
| kids as crash test dummies: brownback outsources child support services to donor,0 | |
| archaeologists discover first hominid to own tools but never use them,1 | |
| unambitious terrorists overturn trash can,1 | |
| 'i am not your negro' trailer shows the lasting power of james baldwin's words,0 | |
| kim kardashian's 11 best outfits of 2015,0 | |
| what to expect from 'the simpsons'/'family guy' crossover,0 | |
| civil rights movement network law is a much-needed tool,0 | |
| mike myers and jimmy fallon dance to bring some joy to the world,0 | |
| british crew member dies during round the world yacht race,0 | |
| rick scott won't be endorsing a republican presidential primary candidate,0 | |
| mule-ing it over: high heels and the law,0 | |
| embarrassed library of congress can't believe some of the albums it used to be into,1 | |
| why trevor noah thinks hillary clinton will never connect with people,0 | |
| mister rogers' neighborhood gerrymandered to serve king friday's make-believe agenda,1 | |
| trump's manic tweet to bar transgender servicepeople from the us military backfires,0 | |
| company to get head start on christmas layoffs this year,1 | |
| an introvert's guide to throwing a solid holiday party,0 | |
| cdc attempts to put ebola outbreak in perspective by releasing list of worse ways to die,1 | |
| 'holy s**t!': airplane lands right in front of driver on ny highway,0 | |
| glass ceiling. glass closet. glass cubicle. this is living?,0 | |
| real-life michelin man dies at 87,1 | |
| dance cage recidivism rates at all-time high within american club scene,1 | |
| illinois neglects child care payments for needy families,0 | |
| 'let's go home': the power of redemption,0 | |
| mark hamill gives 'stars wars' super fans the fright of their lives,0 | |
| let's try to talk about race,0 | |
| jellyfish can't wait to fuck up honeymoon,1 | |
| nelly reiterates sex-liking stance,1 | |
| mark zuckerberg cited for contempt of congress after refusing to shut the fuck up about how he started company in dorm room,1 | |
| how donald trump united liberals and conservatives on abortion,0 | |
| school got complaints about teacher even before huffpost revealed her racial bias,0 | |
| "literary historians uncover collection of breezy, upbeat edgar allan poe writings penned after author took up jogging",1 | |
| boehner delays leadership elections with gop in turmoil,0 | |
| why we 'freeze' in uncomfortable situations,0 | |
| trump admits he assumed roger stone was already in prison,1 | |
| focus group reveals: 95 percent of americans would like to go home,1 | |
| friend gearing up to hate the hulk,1 | |
| sick dog who was to be euthanized gets diagnosed just in time,0 | |
| sunday roundup,0 | |
| deal alert: get 'kingdom hearts iii' for free for next 30 seconds while gamestop clerk is dealing with something in back,1 | |
| "history doomed to repeat itself, reports man who just dropped food on pants",1 | |
| "that one mcdonald's plate from the '70s: holy shit, there it is",1 | |
| study finds 60% of parents too busy with divorce to worry about football safety,1 | |
| "acne medication may cause dizziness, nausea, loss of hearing, insomnia, blood clotting, difficulty breathing",1 | |
| "sadly, gift certificate to loews cinemas perfect gift for area man",1 | |
| former versace store clerk sues over secret 'black code' for minority shoppers,0 | |
| this is how your grocery store is tricking you into spending more money,0 | |
| maryland high school shooting victim to be taken off life support,0 | |
| billionaire reading name in panama papers totally forgot he even had funds in seychelles,1 | |
| 5 tricks from mom to help you manage stress,0 | |
| study finds newborn infants can tell if parents are losers,1 | |
| aide interrupts event to inform bush about 10th anniversary of 9/11,1 | |
| no velvet rope for healthcare abroad,0 | |
| this 23-month-old is probably more stylish than you,0 | |
| playing monopoly with our lives,0 | |
| new proposal could make it easier to research medical benefits of marijuana,0 | |
| gore calls for recount of supreme court vote,1 | |
| adrenaline-fueled mother lifts heavy child from car,1 | |
| hawaii supreme court hears case against controversial telescope,0 | |
| london opening ceremonies end with traditional lighting of olympic stadium,1 | |
| kristen bell and dax shepard are giving us everything at the golden globes,0 | |
| the odd couple in today's office: millennials reverse mentor baby boomers,0 | |
| mccain to hillary clinton: 'you've got to move on',0 | |
| champagne company develops new second-place beverage,1 | |
| the best way to leave 'the bachelor' is by dumping him,0 | |
| trainers share the worst fitness advice they've ever heard,0 | |
| area 93-year-old has death-after-life experience,1 | |
| amsterdam tourist can't find 'kind bud' in phrasebook,1 | |
| nuestra palabra: latino writers having their say,0 | |
| "the vicious knot of syria, the untangling process contains solutions in our time",0 | |
| "kfc, midas team up for much-anticipated crossover meal",1 | |
| pence aide encourages candidate to try some more happy-looking scowls during debate,1 | |
| opposition protesters rally in venezuela against president maduro,0 | |
| latest department of interior river count comes up one short,1 | |
| "suicide attack at methodist church in pakistan kills nine, wounds dozens",0 | |
| how americans get duped into buying endangered animal items,0 | |
| wamu files for chaplev,1 | |
| french authorities hunt for 8th suspect after discovering alleged getaway car,0 | |
| new super-fast transport system powered by passengers' screams,1 | |
| 'neo-nazi' teen charged with killing girlfriend's parents after they reported him,0 | |
| "france, india, brazil among dozens of governments to fall as riots in support of onion social increase globally",1 | |
| mildfires amble through california,1 | |
| blagojevich claims behavior was just elaborate plan to surprise patrick fitzgerald with senate nomination on his birthday,1 | |
| rare rossini and hot jazz at caramoor,0 | |
| "move over rosé, blue wine is now on the market",0 | |
| viral facebook post reminds dudes not every woman wants to talk to them,0 | |
| group of girls directs would-be suitor toward least attractive member,1 | |
| man celebrates raise company will eventually use to justify firing him,1 | |
| father doesn't understand teenage son's obsession with classic rock,1 | |
| author of botched daniel holtzclaw profile apologizes for 'lopsided account',0 | |
| way too much raised for bronchitis research,1 | |
| no one murdered because of this image,1 | |
| jake tapper has one-word response to creepy kellyanne conway 'snl' sketch,0 | |
| "sewage truck carrying porta-potties rolls over, dumps stinky mess",0 | |
| number one way to not forget your child in the car? be more present,0 | |
| "drake's dad just released a music video and damn, it's smooth",0 | |
| the major concern with the phone call with taiwan,0 | |
| angelina jolie refutes vanity fair's portrayal of controversial auditions,0 | |
| astronomers celebrate 300th anniversary of discovering sky,1 | |
| queen elizabeth frantically trying to preserve european alliances by arranging great-grandchildren's marriages,1 | |
| america ferrera to chair committee for women's march on washington,0 | |
| "trump, speaking on russian state-owned network, slams 'dishonest' media",0 | |
| "zach braff, alyssa milano call out trump for far more effectively pivoting to politics to save floundering career",1 | |
| is 'russiagate' collapsing as a political strategy?,0 | |
| dr. scholl's introduces new freeze-away toe remover,1 | |
| full unsliced lemon makes glass of water particularly refreshing,1 | |
| speakeasy patrons apparently unaware it legal to go to regular bars again,1 | |
| person who will embalm you walking around out there,1 | |
| breast implants found to cause problems in laboratory mice,1 | |
| archivists discover unpublished michael crichton manuscript about amusement park that operates without a hitch,1 | |
| nation begs for midterms to be pushed back to delay start of 2020 presidential campaigns,1 | |
| "pope promises more open, transparent molestation in future",1 | |
| man planning to rub up against strangers wondering where train is already,1 | |
| al kozlewski pulls a kozlewski,1 | |
| woman masturbates to concept of commitment,1 | |
| "white-hot gop race down to two mentally ill people, person who lost nomination last time",1 | |
| ralph northam admits he once engaged in pedophilia as part of michael jackson costume,1 | |
| don't raise the massachusetts charter cap just yet,0 | |
| "how a night with arianna huffington changed my life (also, she smells really good)",0 | |
| police outside convention hoping for opportunity to take swing at george washington impersonator,1 | |
| an open letter to caitlyn jenner,0 | |
| a pennsylvania house race embodies the fight for the future of the democratic party,0 | |
| "'this is the golden age of television,' claim executives who have not yet made show about robotic wizards",1 | |
| how the 'bachelor in paradise' premiere handled the shutdown,0 | |
| "man tracks down long-lost daughter on social media after 9 years, grandma refuses to let them meet",0 | |
| electing a president: 5 things to consider,0 | |
| early apple computer sells for almost $1 million at auction,0 | |
| justice sotomayor: stop bending the constitution to favor cops,0 | |
| "donald trump supports using federal funds to fix states' bridges and roads, elaine chao says",0 | |
| european leaders: 'we stand together to say loud and clear: we are scared as fuck and don't know what to do',1 | |
| right to own handheld device that shoots deadly metal pellets at high speed worth all of this,1 | |
| write-in candidate thought he had enough friends to win,1 | |
| family loses third son to the heroin epidemic,0 | |
| evil genius' cat subpoenaed,1 | |
| u.s. ambassador to un travels to ebola-stricken west africa,0 | |
| father not letting firstborn repeat mistakes he made as nine-month-old,1 | |
| 12 pieces of advice for president-elect trump,0 | |
| elderly man spends quiet afternoon in national park feeding trout to eagles,1 | |
| "hpv rates are going way down for young women, study says",0 | |
| scarf tragically lost in 15-coat pile-up,1 | |
| "on this week's best-dressed list, gabrielle union pulls a hat trick",0 | |
| 14 truths about being an asexual person,0 | |
| first-grade teacher apprehends urinator,1 | |
| arsenio hall tapped to host 'bet honors',0 | |
| rolling stones kick off 'sing our songs for us' tour,1 | |
| national front leader: france must 'annihilate' islamist radicals,0 | |
| 5 signs your hair color choice is making you look duller and older,0 | |
| rapidly expanding at&t merges with entirety of existence,1 | |
| brian williams takes over 'today',0 | |
| "'art imitates life imitates art,' remarks man trapped in art museum",1 | |
| so you want to be an entrepreneur? 4 reasons to think twice,0 | |
| there is no plan b either in yemen or in syria,0 | |
| why being proud of the little things you do will help you in the long run,0 | |
| family trying to tune out hints of misogyny as grandfather lovingly recalls courting grandmother,1 | |
| george w. bush interrupted obama to ask him to snap a picture of him and it was amazing,0 | |
| how to make a cocktail while flying,0 | |
| puerto rico governor calls white house after trump's unsettling fema tweets,0 | |
| this 83-year-old man just starred in his first porn,0 | |
| sri srinivasan: supreme court justice in the making?,0 | |
| gwen stefani says her divorce from gavin rossdale is 'still painful',0 | |
| crowd cheers as 93-year-old fuckup finally graduates from college,1 | |
| nationwide art project is making space for historic women in all 50 states,0 | |
| "france's sarkozy calls for two-speed eu, tighter borders",0 | |
| clinton laughs off idea she politically savvy enough to launch revenge campaign on kavanaugh,1 | |
| kate mara's angelic emmy dress nails it,0 | |
| "pfizer denies encouraging drug abuse by packaging fentanyl with cooking spoon, lighter",1 | |
| blindfolded panetta shipped to kabul in hilarious cia hazing ritual,1 | |
| al franken tearfully announces intention to step down from role as harasser of women,1 | |
| tom hardy goes from real-life hero to movie supervillain,0 | |
| joe biden endorses tom perez for dnc chair,0 | |
| stretch of highway learns it was adopted,1 | |
| tammys of the world demand to be taken seriously,1 | |
| learn to fix the no. 1 mistake you are making in yoga practice,0 | |
| sherman alexie says artists under trump will be 'noise-canceling headphones',0 | |
| newly discovered fossils reveal prehistoric humans were bony,1 | |
| social engineering: 9 ways to keep your identity safe,0 | |
| russian athlete dedicates olympic medal to 'unfairly' banned compatriots,0 | |
| will shortz frustrated that police yet to crack taunting puzzles revealing locations of 40 years of murder victims,1 | |
| hero lawyer uses technicality to free guilty man,1 | |
| doctor of man who contracted hiv on prep discusses his findings and what they mean,0 | |
| inequality in tech: may i ask one more question?,0 | |
| nina solomon's love book,0 | |
| awestruck video-game fan describes brush with playstation 2,1 | |
| takeout burrito shielded from cold as though it were week-old newborn,1 | |
| last line of obama's military force request briefly mentions possibility of 25-year quagmire,1 | |
| obama peddling stimulus package door-to-door,1 | |
| watch an escalator malfunction send flyers hockey fans flying,0 | |
| dana loesch rethinking loyalties after seeing how much airtime teen activists getting,1 | |
| third-grader clearly biting off more than he can chew at elementary school book fair,1 | |
| how to transform your relationship with money to plan for the future,0 | |
| "fifth of july at aurora: nostalgia, laughs and agony in a decade of disillusionment",0 | |
| why i'm proud of 'that belly',0 | |
| remarkable new documentary on burma's children,0 | |
| royal baby already making new friends,1 | |
| watch samantha bee decimate state officials who trash rape kits,0 | |
| here's what it's like to be somebody who hates everyone and everything,0 | |
| why china's economic woes are causing alarm in africa,0 | |
| "mccain's energy plan emphasizes elbow grease, sleeve-rolling-up",1 | |
| police officer who killed unarmed motorist cleared of all charges,0 | |
| unhappy: an excerpt from 'shitfaced: musings of a former drunk',0 | |
| couple is trying to make personal shark cages a thing,0 | |
| "new, improved olean 30 percent less likely to make you shit in your pants",1 | |
| local man puts rehab behind him,1 | |
| the best of paris fashion week street style,0 | |
| 'game of thrones' star offers support for creepy lady stoneheart theory,0 | |
| will greater israel transform into greater palestine?,0 | |
| antifa organizers announce plans to disrupt neo-nazi rally or whatever else going on that day,1 | |
| bill maher calls out donald trump's racism with spot-on monologue,0 | |
| guatemalan coffee picker happy if single person starts day alert,1 | |
| tucker carlson angrily explains difference between good baby and bad baby,1 | |
| trump: 'any shooting actually inspired by me would have left thousands dead',1 | |
| report: supplying police with high-powered military weapons to sharply reduce costs of shooting suspects multiple times,1 | |
| italian recipes that are oldies but goodies,0 | |
| state champs erect triumphal arch,1 | |
| excited archaeologists hit mass grave jackpot,1 | |
| i was pranked by muhammed ali,0 | |
| mueller gives up trying to get report published after receiving 19th literary agent rejection,1 | |
| "toys r us may shut down all u.s. operations, impacting thousands of workers",0 | |
| "girl, 6, writes touching letter to defend brother with autism",0 | |
| airbnb apologizes for posting snarky ads aimed at schools & libraries,0 | |
| ergonomic advisors call for $30 million in federal lumbar support,1 | |
| rush limbaugh's love affair with sound of own voice comes to sad end,1 | |
| brie larson goes full superhero for intense 'captain marvel' workouts,0 | |
| obama chides darrell issa for touting alliance with him in re-election fight,0 | |
| the magical dolphins of slovenia,0 | |
| friends always on best behavior around neil labute,1 | |
| alec baldwin's trump impression is apparently even better than we thought,0 | |
| area man just ruined it for everyone,1 | |
| frances bean cobain enters prehab,1 | |
| world's brightest x-ray laser is getting a big upgrade,0 | |
| female former franken staffers say he was a 'champion for women',0 | |
| heartbroken chris brown always thought rihanna was woman he'd beat to death,1 | |
| the year of self-love,0 | |
| hiroshima visit brings feelings of guilt to american born in japan,0 | |
| the turkey sandwich of justice is the leftovers hero we deserve,0 | |
| political scientists baffled by trump's ability to end something he had no control over just days ago,1 | |
| "dear america, it gets better. love, north carolina",0 | |
| nation's optimists need to shut the fuck up right now,1 | |
| snuggle marketers kill off 18-34 demographic rather than let it fall into hands of competitor,1 | |
| "americans say they're ok with blackface, other offensive costumes",0 | |
| responsible gun ownership,0 | |
| judge declares aerobics instructor too fit to stand trial,1 | |
| 8 perks of being divorced during the holidays,0 | |
| study: majority of humans happiest when rest of family still asleep,1 | |
| trump supporters harass immigration protesters in iowa,0 | |
| nation hears voices encouraging it to buy gun,1 | |
| area man's life comes to tragic middle,1 | |
| "reporter crashes the debate and causes some good, old-fashioned chaos",0 | |
| "sxsw as cool and as real as it gets, reports marketing associate",1 | |
| "we count, so count us: three reasons it's important to collect census data on lgbtq people",0 | |
| women have a tougher time recovering from heart attacks. here's why,0 | |
| "a u.s. cyclist made sure she won gold, then collapsed to the ground",0 | |
| prison warden vows to take away el chapo's tunnel privileges if captured,1 | |
| street musician's mother really on his case about practicing his buckets,1 | |
| tide of war turns after rumsfeld's inspiring barracks pep talk,1 | |
| parents turn sexting teen daughter in to police,0 | |
| great conversations: robert evans,0 | |
| katie holmes is making hats happen on the red carpet,0 | |
| nutritionists recommend increasing intake of whatever will earn you free t-shirt from restaurant,1 | |
| doj announces initiative to deploy smartphone-carrying bystanders to nation's streets,1 | |
| "'to defeat them, i must become them,' john kerry says while putting on black face mask",1 | |
| dru hill calls for 'change' in hometown of baltimore,0 | |
| man stuck in no-man's land between two domino's delivery areas,1 | |
| father showing kids 'field of dreams' for first time unaware kevin costner sparking son's sexual awakening,1 | |
| man not sure why girlfriend having him hang cluster of empty picture frames but willing to go with it,1 | |
| "the new york times defends covering hacked democratic emails, even if it helped russia",0 | |
| 'riverdale' star lili reinhart apologizes for insensitive halloween tweet,0 | |
| man use big word,1 | |
| maryland teen allegedly sexually abused child since she was 3,0 | |
| army judge rules trump comments have not influenced bergdahl case,0 | |
| "tanned, exquisitely coiffed bernie sanders tells supporters corporations actually have a lot to offer",1 | |
| dog or lena dunham?,0 | |
| study finds cats only meow when they want to alert owner of neighbor's murder they witnessed through window,1 | |
| cranberry juice industry hoping 2009 a big year for urinary tract infections,1 | |
| chris wallace receives cease-and-desist letter from trump organization in middle of questioning candidate about groping allegations,1 | |
| man worried about drug dealer who's not picking up phone,1 | |
| prison escapee caught in florida after 56 years on the run,0 | |
| noel comrie's gps guide on positive self-affirmations,0 | |
| toddler adjusting to society after serving 2-minute timeout,1 | |
| hillary clinton loses lead over bernie sanders in new iowa poll,0 | |
| proud species commits suicide rather than be driven to extinction by humans,1 | |
| "the big bend, a u-shaped skyscraper, could become the longest in the world",0 | |
| obama narrowly survives carnivorous section of rose garden,1 | |
| michael moore rips 'so-called president',0 | |
| "yes, you can use government money to get out of student loan default",0 | |
| health insurers fire volley in new battle over the public option,0 | |
| mom can't wait for halloween episode of 'the big bang theory',1 | |
| slick rick's 'children's story' is getting turned into a real kid's book,0 | |
| stephen curry signs an insane deal with golden state warriors,0 | |
| niall horan and james corden parody ginuwine's 'pony' in this halloween treat,0 | |
| honoring those who make a difference for animals,0 | |
| apple watch tells us that it is time to get serious about jobs,0 | |
| "war-torn, blood-soaked kosovo: would bombing it help?",1 | |
| weird black dot actually part of bowl,1 | |
| republicans blame election losses on democrats,1 | |
| "women, hobby lobby and the gop: hell to pay in november?",0 | |
| what's good for cuomo is bad for students,0 | |
| security guard makes passing women feel unsafe,1 | |
| experts recommend just putting up with everyone else,1 | |
| "trump vindicated after rest of leaked recording reveals him urging racial reconciliation, calling for interfaith dialogue, condemning gender inequality",1 | |
| gop senator tries to take zika money hostage over obamacare cuts,0 | |
| fraternity brothers make note not to kill pledge whose family has lake house,1 | |
| dove deodorant's #alternativefacts campaign trolls the trump administration,0 | |
| jenny sanford: 'i'm loving these lax gun purchasing laws',1 | |
| young performer jade pettyjohn of nickelodeon's school of rock is in new film with katee sackhoff,0 | |
| the red sweaters you need to look like national treasure kenneth bone,0 | |
| historical archives: hy-genic apportionment of remaining paper,1 | |
| here are some of the best signs from the equality and resist marches,0 | |
| grandmother can't believe they let people with tattoos on price is right,1 | |
| watch bill murray turn march madness to gladness once again,0 | |
| 7 things you probably didn't know about christmas,0 | |
| woman mentions participation in cancer walk to cancer patient,1 | |
| united airlines temporarily suspends cargo travel for pets,0 | |
| new study finds people who sit for at least 5 hours each day are comfier,1 | |
| pope francis worried about job security after butting heads with new god,1 | |
| "michael bay might secretly be a genius, despite his awful movies",0 | |
| "syrian rebels, government say new deal in works to secure aleppo evacuation",0 | |
| new 'wondersplint' makes fractures appear larger; fuller,1 | |
| fans shocked after marie kondo reveals she has been dating untidy cupboard for past 6 months,1 | |
| 10 years of marriage equality,0 | |
| men's wearhouse introduces clip-on trousers for guys who never learned how to put on pants,1 | |
| nursing home patient glad she's going home tomorrow every day,1 | |
| "chrissy teigen would like everyone to stop worrying about her baby, thanks",0 | |
| breaking: everyone at bar cooler than area man,1 | |
| secret service took 15 minutes to catch white house fence jumper: report,0 | |
| i am a white woman and i must confront my racism,0 | |
| when the air in your home is more polluted than outside,0 | |
| "'no way to prevent this,' says only nation where this regularly happens",1 | |
| therapist feels bad for dating patient's daughter,1 | |
| "deep orange sun slowly, beautifully setting on topher grace's career",1 | |
| good charlotte recording 10 new songs to be played at low volume in p.f. chang's,1 | |
| ryan reynolds reveals blake lively's perfect response to his birthday tweet,0 | |
| failed attempt at hyperbole yields dead-on statistic,1 | |
| john bolton urges war against the sun after uncovering evidence it has nuclear capabilities,1 | |
| pro-choice gop senators keep voting for trump's anti-abortion judges,0 | |
| rest of kickline out sick,1 | |
| democratic senator calls for cia director to resign,0 | |
| latest gop debate concludes with candidates wrestling squealing pig to ground and slaughtering it,1 | |
| jawa appointed secretary of transportation,1 | |
| chinese factory workers fear they may never be replaced with machines,1 | |
| study: all of your memories implanted in you 5 minutes ago when universe was created,1 | |
| want to make a difference? don't be a hedge fund manager,0 | |
| indiana governor insists new law has nothing to do with thing it explicitly intended to do,1 | |
| national dialogue dusted off,1 | |
| the restrictions journalists agreed to in order to attend the koch brothers' conference,0 | |
| "man robbed own grandmother, forced her to drink alcohol: police",0 | |
| police investigating two possible hate crimes from sf pride weekend,0 | |
| tomm lasorda to enjoy sensible dinner,1 | |
| man wishes there were some kind of pre-midterm race where voters could select better candidates,1 | |
| "donald trump, we need to talk about what a poll is",0 | |
| what motivates a whistleblower?,0 | |
| ivanka trump says her dad can't be sexist because he hired her,0 | |
| security camera films meteor streaking across ohio sky,0 | |
| i'm mourning the old kidz bop kids,0 | |
| 'meow-nisota' all ears for internet cat video festival,0 | |
| man who jumped motorcycle onto hijacked bullet train never thought he'd see stories like his being told by hollywood,1 | |
| the light in the piazza: new productions of 'cavalleria rusticana' and 'pagliacci' at the met,0 | |
| tumbleweed of pubes rolls through desolate dorm bathroom,1 | |
| ob-gyn kind of annoyed she has to confirm woman's premonition about sex of baby that came to her in dream,1 | |
| the funniest tweets from parents this week,0 | |
| now you can reserve a table at taco bell's test kitchen,0 | |
| trump and clinton characters to appear on 'american horror story',0 | |
| bush gives france 30 days to speak english,1 | |
| "12-year-old says she's desperate to stop the hitting, screaming, fighting with mom",0 | |
| bp ready to resume oil spilling,1 | |
| wildest friend called up from bench to help woman get over breakup,1 | |
| how texas could set national template for limiting abortion access,0 | |
| "health experts recommend standing up at desk, leaving office, never coming back",1 | |
| the importance of celebrating the little wins,0 | |
| "horrified grimes stumbles upon boyfriend's $18 billion plan for all-new, reinvented grimes",1 | |
| why we eat too much,0 | |
| colin powell has no plans to endorse or speak at either convention,0 | |
| israel calls for increase in u.s. taxes to fund attacks on gaza,1 | |
| lin manuel miranda and ben platt join forces for ultimate broadway mashup,0 | |
| california wildfire death toll rises to 4 as more bodies found,0 | |
| 4 must-have digital marketing core competencies,0 | |
| man not himself until he has so much coffee he feels like he's going to die,1 | |
| housing crisis vindicates guy who still lives with parents,1 | |
| scientists invented a headband that could help us better understand each other,0 | |
| "retired cop claims philippine president rodrigo duterte paid him, others to kill suspects",0 | |
| "woman going to take quick break after filling out name, address on tax forms",1 | |
| nation's tall asked to stand in back,1 | |
| david allan peters at ameringer | mcenery | yohe,0 | |
| semester at sea students steal anchor for dorm room,1 | |
| a review: 'one teen story',0 | |
| donald trump has spent less than any other primary front-runner,0 | |
| trump denies meeting with secret service over hillary clinton threat,0 | |
| receding floodwaters reveal extent of houston area's post-harvey destruction,0 | |
| everything you need to know about the new taco bell delivery service,0 | |
| monday's morning email: what's next on trump's agenda,0 | |
| 'new york times' rehires judith miller to cover escalating iran tensions,1 | |
| more mosques receive letter threatening genocide as police close in on suspected author,0 | |
| death row inmate dies of natural causes 3 days into execution,1 | |
| bandai recalls lady gaga,1 | |
| "kindergartener's account of day at school passionate, incomprehensible",1 | |
| f. scott fitzgerald estate wondering why the hell ken burns hasn't come knocking yet,1 | |
| "how battles over god, guns and gays infiltrated corporate america",0 | |
| automakers ask nation if it still wants that handle above car windows,1 | |
| 'i'm tired of being taxed for being a woman',0 | |
| the simple trick that'll make your old sweaters look new again,0 | |
| justin timberlake tells jessica biel no one will believe her,1 | |
| georgia congressional candidate receives threatening package,0 | |
| new internet radio station modeled on heyday of fm radio,0 | |
| barack obama just cracked down on wall street,0 | |
| missing mount everest climbers feared buried under avalanche of dead mount everest climbers,1 | |
| bradley cooper looks unrecognizable for new role,0 | |
| white house blames deadly gaza violence on hamas 'propaganda',0 | |
| miss north dakota cara mund is crowned state's first-ever miss america,0 | |
| medicine has an unhealthy gender pay gap,0 | |
| man worried experiences of cancun trip far too complex to be conveyed through single keychain,1 | |
| putting ice cream in bowl momentarily considered,1 | |
| let this kid's on-point bat flip guide your monday,0 | |
| senator to try submitting rejected bill to canadian parliament,1 | |
| "dubai unveils plans for marsa al arab, a $1.7 billion island resort",0 | |
| county fair judges blown away by heifer,1 | |
| strange new culture forming on other end of office,1 | |
| 12 clever summer party ideas for people who are sick of bbqs,0 | |
| palestinians prepare for massive ground invasion,1 | |
| the most powerful word in the english language: hope,0 | |
| if hamster only knew what happened to last hamster,1 | |
| surviving miner ordered back to work,1 | |
| man allegedly kidnaps girl he met on 'disney fairies' website,0 | |
| ben carson to tell supporters he sees 'no path forward' for campaign,0 | |
| 'strange looking' pup finds the perfect family,0 | |
| teach for america celebrates 3 decades of helping recent graduates pad out law school applications,1 | |
| america ferrera and eva longoria call out hollywood racism,0 | |
| david brooks urges republicans: don't settle for cruz,0 | |
| 5 money lessons to teach our daughters,0 | |
| 15-year-old girl viciously torn apart by rabid pack of peers,1 | |
| flea market vendor could possibly let unidentifiable lump go for $15,1 | |
| lauren conrad is a redhead now,0 | |
| l.a. adds high-speed chase lane to freeway,1 | |
| disney's 'toy tales' hits theaters friday,1 | |
| "frying with olive oil, and other ways you're misusing oil",0 | |
| video shows biker gang pounding driver on california highway,0 | |
| how a political scientist broke the news of trump's meeting with putin,0 | |
| local mosque only rated 1.5 stars on yelp,1 | |
| santa fe high schoolers held gun violence protest 1 month before shooting,0 | |
| bachmann says unexplained blackouts from which she wakes up covered in blood won't affect ability to lead,1 | |
| all of artist's nudes look terrified,1 | |
| here's why jake gyllenhaal didn't sweat playing gay in 'brokeback mountain',0 | |
| obama to wait for next bruce springsteen album for word on economy,1 | |
| new documentary focuses on life of eva braun's late husband,1 | |
| a nobel prize for sustainable fashion,0 | |
| library used its 3d printer to make prosthetic hand for girl,0 | |
| watch: ferguson protesters have some demands,0 | |
| mueller annoyed by dipshit protestors holding up traffic during commute,1 | |
| leaked footage reveals grisly scene where detective pikachu examines jigglypuff's corpse at morgue,1 | |
| humanitarians shouldn't have to risk their own lives in order to save others,0 | |
| "rnc chair says they lose acting normal, so why not give trump a shot",0 | |
| ashton kutcher and james corden give dads the anthem they deserve,0 | |
| when smart lawyers say dumb things,0 | |
| the key to chip and joanna gaines' marriage isn't really a secret,0 | |
| biden searching white house one last time for missing pet snake,1 | |
| bill maher and sarah silverman are cowardly and silent when it comes to louis c.k.,0 | |
| prima donna species just has to have every part of natural habitat intact,1 | |
| "skydivers perfectly land slip 'n slide from 5,000 feet",0 | |
| iran releases 4 american prisoners after months of top-secret negotiations,0 | |
| when your life clicks into place,0 | |
| how these mayors rise above the stress of their demanding jobs,0 | |
| melania idly wonders if she would get heads-up about nuclear missile headed toward new york,1 | |
| desperate hillary to obama: 'next vote wins',1 | |
| 'game of thrones' producers reveal series moved beyond show's written script halfway through current season,1 | |
| diplomatic pete buttigieg quickly changes subject from politics at town hall to avoid arguments,1 | |
| the problem with science journalism: we've forgotten that reality matters most,0 | |
| departing employee not quite important enough for send-off,1 | |
| house republican proposes bill to prohibit use of private email servers,0 | |
| woman who hasn't bought anything recently wondering why she suddenly happy,1 | |
| rolling stones: is there humor to be found in their age?,1 | |
| thom yorke admits vast majority of musical output fueled by constant fear of being one-upped by coldplay,1 | |
| rashida jones pays homage to the '90s with 'flip and rewind' music video,0 | |
| cathedral moves sculpture because texters keep bumping into it,0 | |
| aziz ansari offers donald trump simple advice on combating hate crimes,0 | |
| new facebook notifications alert users when they not currently looking at facebook,1 | |
| baby takes political stance,1 | |
| 4 lessons prison taught me about power and control,0 | |
| paula cole reveals the secret (and dark) history of the 'dawson's creek' theme song,0 | |
| rudy giuliani backtracks on previous statements referring to 9/11 as tragedy,1 | |
| the gun doesn't have to go off for it to be a hate crime,0 | |
| carly fiorina promises to fight for whoever everyday americans are,1 | |
| lindsey graham booed at town hall for supporting neil gorsuch,0 | |
| financial analysts offer to talk about recession for $5,1 | |
| new numeric boggle challenges players to find integers,1 | |
| nestlé recalls millions of frozen products that may contain glass,0 | |
| aroldis chapman's trade to los angeles dodgers reportedly on hold for domestic violence probe,0 | |
| a safe birth for imelda,0 | |
| internet reminds donald trump his signature collection is made in mexico,0 | |
| kfc blames popeyes for releasing serial rapist from prison in new attack ad campaign,1 | |
| california has become a nationwide leader in better school discipline practices,0 | |
| "when politicians struggle to find a pathway to peace, business must step it up",0 | |
| report: americans now get 44% of their exercise from licking,1 | |
| man arriving late forced to use excuse he was saving for leaving early,1 | |
| is democracy sick?,0 | |
| students thankful standardized curriculum sparing them from free-spirited teacher's antics,1 | |
| young girl provides home for stray bullet,1 | |
| the assassination of democracy: a death of a thousand cuts,0 | |
| everyone at consumer electronics show forced to share single surge protector,1 | |
| megachurch threatened by new ultrachurch,1 | |
| containing steph curry -- impossible?,0 | |
| what the ebola virus and sen. barbara boxer can teach us about health care systems,0 | |
| seaworld employees place orcas in plastic bags of water while cleaning tanks,1 | |
| these medical marvels are proof science is amazing,0 | |
| "it is a shame, it was a sham",0 | |
| death row inmate saving some of last meal for between execution attempts,1 | |
| teary-eyed tim kaine asks clinton if his hair will grow back in time for election day,1 | |
| kidnapped journalist forced to explain to isis captors what buzzfeed news is,1 | |
| romney still in hot water after reading gop platform verbatim,1 | |
| lee greenwood urges u.s. to take military action against iraq,1 | |
| marriage counselor encourages woman to take on numerous sexual partners while husband at work,1 | |
| national filmstrip board calls for quiet,1 | |
| iggy azalea lands small movie role,0 | |
| "aleppo hit by worst strikes for months as putin, assad ignore u.s. plea",0 | |
| natalie allen's gps guide for expressing gratitude before bed,0 | |
| senate bully forces legislators to repeatedly pass 'we are huge homos' bill,1 | |
| minnie driver optioned by harrison ford,1 | |
| express-lane cashier confirms her nails are real,1 | |
| ashes of deceased presidents rubbed upon voters' heads in hallowed election day tradition,1 | |
| "no, gay marriage wasn't a conservative win",0 | |
| u.n. security council condemns north korea after rocket launch,0 | |
| area man bored with all the porn he owns,1 | |
| perverted little boy asks to sleep with parents,1 | |
| dating profile flatly states man looking for someone he can control,1 | |
| lax petsmart background check allows deranged gerbil to slip through the cracks,1 | |
| trump boys smash father's cell phone to search for chinese spies,1 | |
| sunday meal prep: 5 healthy recipes that'll kick next week's butt,0 | |
| which roadtrip movie character are you?,0 | |
| the south shall rise again,0 | |
| here's why you should never pet a service dog,0 | |
| look: surfer almost runs over shark with stand-up paddleboard and has no idea,0 | |
| my first man-crush: james garner,0 | |
| divorce has been pretty rough on screen door,1 | |
| lgbt parenting: does every moment have to be a teaching moment?,0 | |
| oregon's new travel video may inspire acid trips more than vacations,0 | |
| ted nugent talks that way even when buying socks,1 | |
| the importance of first responders,0 | |
| petco employee stocks gerbils by the cash register for impulse purchases,1 | |
| bush picks up 20 copies of washington post he's in,1 | |
| too big to nail?,0 | |
| seth rogen says he smoked weed in steven spielberg's face,0 | |
| cherishing every moment is hard,0 | |
| meet the woman who flew us to pluto,0 | |
| iran arrests fashion models in social media crackdown,0 | |
| ulta releases line of shitty hair ties to give cheap-ass friend who's always borrowing them,1 | |
| buttery goodness now america's top domestic product,1 | |
| "corporate america's staggering sexism, in 1 chart",0 | |
| possible viking find could rewrite north american history,0 | |
| soldier excited to take over father's old afghanistan patrol route,1 | |
| recovery nonprofits stem the tide while government ignores addiction crisis,0 | |
| single woman getting all dolled up to watch room full of people make out this new year's eve,1 | |
| trump speaker warms up crowd with bizarre hillary-huma death fantasy,0 | |
| "rudy giuliani adds more planes, towers with each subsequent retelling of 9/11",1 | |
| sat found to be biased in favor of non-hungover,1 | |
| black parkland students want peers to 'share the mic',0 | |
| must-see tv shows you can't miss this fall,0 | |
| this is why the beyhive is mad at emma watson,0 | |
| adam levine receives promotion to senior lead singer of maroon 5,1 | |
| glimpse of father's toenails offers boy petrifying vision of future,1 | |
| huffpollster: republican women really don't like trump,0 | |
| "'it's just a plant, man,' says purdue pharma ceo waving poppy flower before opioid lawsuit judge",1 | |
| washington's hobby lobby lobbies to strengthen hobbies,1 | |
| queen elizabeth ii to wed longtime partner following passage of gay marriage bill,1 | |
| actual proctor met at party,1 | |
| "our homes, ourselves and creating the perfect stress-free environment",0 | |
| "dear white people, let's talk about combating racism",0 | |
| report: 65% of all wildlife now used as homosexual subculture signifier,1 | |
| kamikaze swimmers finally reach pearl harbor,1 | |
| u.s. funneling arms to dissident angel group in effort to topple god,1 | |
| god feeling down in dumps after death of grandmother,1 | |
| real life magic school bus flies through human body,1 | |
| church member not the same since unsuccessful choir tryout,1 | |
| the 5 things your kids will remember about you,0 | |
| serena williams has perfected her argument against the wage gap,0 | |
| "handel's messiah, jesus, and the old testament",0 | |
| secretary of interior unveils plans for new high-speed creek,1 | |
| "trump's opioid commission fails to meet deadline, again",0 | |
| bernie sanders wins maine democratic caucus,0 | |
| bhp: 2017 the year of 'electric vehicle revolution',0 | |
| new robot capable of unhealthily repressing emotion,1 | |
| why kellyanne conway doesn't get a break on her bowling green massacre lie,0 | |
| miley cyrus under fire in the uk for 'sexually suggestive' mac ad,0 | |
| colonoscopy offers non-fantastic voyage through human body,1 | |
| records show numerous complaints against officer who staged his suicide,0 | |
| supreme ruler of laundry room moves load of clothes from washer to top of washer,1 | |
| burger king looks open,1 | |
| awards given out randomly to skinny blonde women,1 | |
| "mothers, precious and misunderstood: the many mothers i have met",0 | |
| enchanted necromancer brings life back to once-dead argument,1 | |
| hillary clinton sends pizza to fans camping out overnight for her book signing,0 | |
| no one on pirate ship has any idea what 'splicing the mainbrace' means,1 | |
| pug puppy does the most adorable thing when he spots the camera,0 | |
| "train collision in belgium kills 3, injures 40",0 | |
| gerrymandering mishap leaves nation without any borders whatsoever,1 | |
| shitty museum doesn't even have a mona lisa,1 | |
| 'lethal weapon' reportedly considering re-casting co-lead due to 'emotional abuse',0 | |
| band dreams of one day becoming popular enough to alienate early fans,1 | |
| heaven slides to sixth place in annual quality of afterlife rankings,1 | |
| family dinner successfully covers topics of movies and tv,1 | |
| guy who just wiped out immediately claims he's fine,1 | |
| breitbart traffic down as readers now getting bulk of news analysis from graffiti scrawled across neighborhood,1 | |
| one pot wonders: 7 delicious dinners without the mess,0 | |
| national security commission warns clinton: 'the call is coming from inside the house',1 | |
| parole board swayed by reverse psychology,1 | |
| man psyches self out during selection of ice-cream flavor,1 | |
| doctor quickly scribbles prescription that will lead to 30-year battle with painkiller addiction,1 | |
| chinese food emojis? chinese food emojis!,0 | |
| failing my way to success in brazil,0 | |
| $30 million donation from chan-zuckerberg charity to help kids learn to read returned,1 | |
| nyc health department cracks down on food vendors who fail to wipe off meat with rag,1 | |
| god proclaims raspberries 'now even more berrilicious',1 | |
| national park service studies historic lgbtq sites for possible recognition,0 | |
| self-conscious puppet has no idea what to do with hands,1 | |
| comey warns democrats that having leftist politics gets you on the fbi watchlist,1 | |
| a reset button,0 | |
| child clinging to daddy's leg like it's helicopter evacuating saigon,1 | |
| changing how we study political divisions just might help us heal them,0 | |
| stresses of white house causing bo to go prematurely gray,1 | |
| nicolas cage helps raise awareness about missing ohio teen,0 | |
| target pulls all sponsorship from publicly ignored syrian conflict,1 | |
| heritage foundation lowers another retired gop senator into vat of strategists,1 | |
| designers handwrite the words we all wish we could say to flotus,0 | |
| perfect response to heckler somewhere in prop comedian's trunk,1 | |
| jay inslee recalls decision to run for president after 5 teens from across globe pressed enchanted rings together to call him into existence,1 | |
| cavs hoping to avoid game 4,1 | |
| little pussy has to take phone call in other room,1 | |
| loser can't even get wife pregnant,1 | |
| when my office is a target -- reflections from a veteran white house reporter,0 | |
| local woman dies of lost cell phone,1 | |
| struggling lower-class still unsure how best to fuck selves with vote,1 | |
| 11 tales of struggle and self-discovery,0 | |
| ravens take out rival steelers in playoff grudge match,0 | |
| a big myth about how to spot a narcissist,0 | |
| report: stating current year still leading argument for social reform,1 | |
| diabetes rate in the u.s. may be leveling off,0 | |
| "from athens to the u.s., this greek startup wants to make hiring easier",0 | |
| weak-willed coward changes opinion after learning he was wrong,1 | |
| britney spears to receive prestigious honor for her lgbtq community support,0 | |
| excited shopper decides to wear new butt plug out of store,1 | |
| report: average person spends 18 hours standing at bar deciding what to drink,1 | |
| real-life grinch celebrates 'hanukkah',1 | |
| experts warn climate change will increase incidences of stepping into puddle and getting whole goddamn foot soaking wet,1 | |
| god admits there was probably a better way of giving humans taste of heavenly bliss than opioids,1 | |
| third whale this year dies at seaworld san antonio,0 | |
| novelty alarm clock not so funny at 7 a.m.,1 | |
| ex-nfl player laments not knowing about cte prior to football career,0 | |
| 'shell-shocked' cnbc staffers had long flight home,0 | |
| obama is like that really great neighbor who's moving out,0 | |
| local senior impressed with restaurant cheesecake,1 | |
| new porno worth checking out even for people who aren't familiar with 5 guys jerking off on single pair of tits,1 | |
| lifelong boise resident realizes he's never been to morrison knudsen nature center,1 | |
| trump warns china not to underestimate his willingness to sacrifice every american's well-being,1 | |
| imf chief lagarde found guilty in french tycoon payout trial,0 | |
| 2016: all about the electorate,0 | |
| fishermen hook 2 massive great whites off carolinas,0 | |
| wyclef jean says he 'would definitely' reunite with the fugees,0 | |
| defensive laura ingraham challenges critics to try making list of prominent conservatives without including few white supremacists,1 | |
| "spelling bee champion returns to school a hero, he imagines",1 | |
| tractor pulls now number-one use for u.s. tractors,1 | |
| retreating clinton campaign torches iowa town to slow advance of sanders volunteers,1 | |
| rob kardashian posts cutest video for his anniversary with blac chyna,0 | |
| even prison officials want to curb solitary confinement,0 | |
| racehorse unaware it just cost some kid new braces,1 | |
| meredith vieira's today show debut marked by uncomfortable hour-long silence,1 | |
| spouse criticism may worsen chronic low back pain,0 | |
| #youlookdisgusting blogger em ford responds to internet haters: 'perfection isn't real',0 | |
| unpaid student-athletes forced to give back the $7 they got for laser tag,0 | |
| system for telling clean clothes from dirty falls apart by second day of trip,1 | |
| secret service not sure if that suit of armor was in oval office yesterday,1 | |
| rep. trey gowdy endorses marco rubio for president,0 | |
| loft apartments converted to mayonnaise factory,1 | |
| senate leaders warn it too early to discuss trump,1 | |
| "what it's like to get nexplanon, the birth control implant in your arm",0 | |
| "hannity claims relationship with cohen never went past payment for legal advice, defense strategy in criminal cases",1 | |
| sound of children's laughter music to disney focus-group leader's ears,1 | |
| a story is literally bursting off the page in this intricate fairy tale photograph,0 | |
| kendrick lamar won a pulitzer because 'damn.' is journalism,0 | |
| climate change haunts this year's pumpkin crop,0 | |
| po' boy $12,1 | |
| train passengers defend elderly asian couple from racist tirade,0 | |
| 7.1 billion demonstrate in favor of global warming,1 | |
| political eye: a comprehensive master plan for addressing racial inequality,0 | |
| dad and toddler 'compete' over mother's day responsibilities,0 | |
| man read somewhere they proved thing he just made up,1 | |
| new 'do not kill' registry to allow americans to opt out of being murdered,1 | |
| obama administration near ban on trans-fat: report,0 | |
| $80 million movie scrapped after footage reveals brad pitt had spinach stuck in teeth for entire film,1 | |
| "hugh laurie returns to the doctor game, except in chance he has none of the answers",0 | |
| microwave used as alarm clock,1 | |
| report: ground still least desirable surface for breaking fall,1 | |
| former commish michael copps: 'maybe the worst fcc i've ever seen',0 | |
| how a broken taillight can be a death sentence in america,0 | |
| epa reveals 37% of water waste nationwide caused by husky kids doing cannonball into country club pool,1 | |
| on our doorstep: the gatlinburg fires,0 | |
| "yes, bud weisser was arrested for trespassing at budweiser brewery",0 | |
| frigid chicago bean shrivels up from below-zero temperatures,1 | |
| everyone in coffee shop billing for their time,1 | |
| can using this little-known spice actually make you eat less?,0 | |
| 'the interview' is having a very good weekend so far,0 | |
| new online voting system allows millions of masturbators to take part in democracy,1 | |
| here's a brilliant way to talk to kids about race and privilege,0 | |
| "cory booker, kamala harris, elizabeth warren assure dreamers they'll never stop fighting for the 2020 nomination",1 | |
| proud son posts pic of folks who graduated college after addiction,0 | |
| protester heckles joe biden over son's death from brain cancer,0 | |
| couple puts handful of items on registry that loser family members can afford,1 | |
| 4 out of 5 texas dentists advocate the death penalty,1 | |
| film-school graduate goes straight to video-store job,1 | |
| frank zappa fan thinks you just haven't heard the right album,1 | |
| nation fondly recalls when just regulating video games seemed like solution to gun violence,1 | |
| "clinton calls for big bucks, no whammys",1 | |
| report: most couples met on set of 'daredevil',1 | |
| artist performs a kaleidoscopic transformation on fruits and veggies,0 | |
| 30 unbeleafably adorable gifts for plant lovers,0 | |
| jeff flake knocks republicans for not standing up to birthers,0 | |
| illustrators depict the everyday items giving hope to child refugees,0 | |
| extending your social media reach: working the facebook author tag feature,0 | |
| bush defends deny-side economics,1 | |
| report: really old tenant probably pays much cheaper rent,1 | |
| last thing government worker needed was agency labeling him 'nonessential',1 | |
| chuck grassley is keeping details of his iowa events secret to avoid protesters,0 | |
| heaven prepares for huge rush of college kids over spring break,1 | |
| girl in park acts like it's no big deal she's wearing bikini,1 | |
| gop claims kavanaugh shouldn't lose appointment for youthful indiscretion of repeatedly lying under oath,1 | |
| man practices haircut request before heading to barber,1 | |
| woman claims to reenact michael phelps affair in 'going for the gold' porno,0 | |
| video captures courthouse beating of inmate accused of killing chicago child,0 | |
| "nelson mandela admits thoughts, prayers of millions played no part in recovery",1 | |
| this 2-year-old has a lifetime's worth of perfect halloween costumes,0 | |
| novelist thinks people shrug 10 times more than they actually do,1 | |
| frustrated employee no longer even trying to hide gre study books,1 | |
| creationism banned from uk schools,0 | |
| new desktop folder created for sad little creative project,1 | |
| john kerry throws vine over pit of quicksand to save child companion,1 | |
| nation urged to be extra sensitive to men reliving trauma of not getting something,1 | |
| conversation at other end of table sounds way more interesting,1 | |
| topeka mayor now highest-ranking non-indicted republican official,1 | |
| russia today anchor admits spreading 'lies' for putin,0 | |
| how zuckerberg's llc could be more effective than charity,0 | |
| trevor noah: donald trump is making bank being the president,0 | |
| gmail user pities hotmail user,1 | |
| aerobics linked to lousy music,1 | |
| the women of iraq: what women's roles look like on the ground,0 | |
| manufacturer manufactures love to wife,1 | |
| canadian-iranian professor hospitalized after months in iranian jail,0 | |
| man pushing self to point of effort,1 | |
| new york to host 1998 ill-will games,1 | |
| study seeks to measure 'scalia-ness' of donald trump's supreme court picks,0 | |
| the most important thing i want my wife to know this mother's day,0 | |
| report finds poor often hit hardest by 18-wheelers,1 | |
| #napaquake: how you can help keep #napastrong,0 | |
| illinois elves have some gift ideas for your favorite politicians,0 | |
| this photo series powerfully denounces the pain caused by prejudice in small towns in brazil,0 | |
| sen. tom cotton thinks 'tough guy' trump is ready to resume waterboarding,0 | |
| look: iconic jean company introduces gay pride line,0 | |
| crowd shocked after unhinged trump dangles baby from truman balcony,1 | |
| new archie graphic novel explores rich inner life of jughead,1 | |
| child assured it will be long time before he dies,1 | |
| "new countries, who's first?",0 | |
| new employee doesn't understand that's where zack sits,1 | |
| "report: thinking about way you look all the time burns 5,000 calories an hour",1 | |
| hungover michelle obama packs leftover inaugural ball hors d'oeuvres into sasha's lunch box,1 | |
| jeb bush severing 'problematic' connections,0 | |
| "police, muslim leaders join hands in mourning at westminster bridge",0 | |
| "a tale of kindergarten hardship, in one little boy's before-and-after photos",0 | |
| "women in business: mollie spilman, chief revenue officer, criteo",0 | |
| dude with knit hat at party calls beer 'libations',1 | |
| blushing brett kavanaugh admits he flattered christine blasey ford never forgot his laugh,1 | |
| dating in my 20's: 12 tips i wish i knew to prepare myself for love,0 | |
| custody battle sparks couple's first-ever interest in child,1 | |
| pan left to soak now predates all current roommates,1 | |
| secret santa seems to think you a big 'laverne & shirley' fan,1 | |
| broken ornament relegated to lonely existence on side of tree facing wall,1 | |
| russian foreign minister and trump agree: no need to probe election meddling,0 | |
| san francisco vandals keep messing with super bowl 50 signs,0 | |
| terrifying server whole-heartedly cares about guests' dining experience,1 | |
| "pennsylvania diocese releases names of 51 clergy, laypeople accused of misconduct",0 | |
| "cupid cop gave out roses, cards on valentine's day instead of tickets",0 | |
| to my muslim best friend,0 | |
| ted cruz probably can't save the gop establishment from donald trump,0 | |
| ikea ceo wants new desk on his desk by end of day,1 | |
| new school shooter drill includes practicing pleas to lawmakers to do something about this,1 | |
| yankees affiliate: timing of blue lives matter day an 'unfortunate coincidence',0 | |
| watch gigi hadid walk the runway in just one shoe,0 | |
| depressed businessman takes 16 power naps a day,1 | |
| sen. jeff merkley stages all-night protest on senate floor against gorsuch nomination,0 | |
| "'flatbread means pizza,' man explains to visiting father",1 | |
| "under trump, muslim book publishers are fighting against hate",0 | |
| u.s. mint employee disciplined for putting own face on nickels,1 | |
| "trump praises veterans, hits media at kennedy center event",0 | |
| trump releases letter from putin amid talk of nuclear arms race,0 | |
| "power companies could use drones to save lives, cut costs",0 | |
| bolton calls for forceful iranian response to continuing u.s. aggression,1 | |
| the best flatirons for every price point,0 | |
| eric rosswood talks “the ultimate guide for gay dads” and more (audio),0 | |
| trump ally sues qatar for hacking his email,0 | |
| trump is so toxic that even members of his own party would rather vote hillary,0 | |
| area mom: 'i finally learned computers',1 | |
| road sign over-explains highway's dangers,1 | |
| 5 awesome festivals in india you shouldn't miss,0 | |
| lunchbox mostly medications,1 | |
| or do you want to come with me and change the world?,0 | |
| the 14 new style stars who will light up the red carpet in 2016,0 | |
| get lost in these seven cities,0 | |
| thomas whitby's ascent as a connected educator,0 | |
| harambe's grandmother euthanized at miami zoo,0 | |
| terrorism fan site full of spoilers,1 | |
| this little detail could cause a government shutdown,0 | |
| success in relationships,0 | |
| this parody is for every parent whose kid hated taking pics with santa,0 | |
| "america, the next hobby lobby case is heading for the supreme court",0 | |
| nation's bicyclists remove helmets for head injury month,1 | |
| russian nuclear submarine catches fire in shipyard,0 | |
| to serve and to keep: responding to pope francis' call to become protectors of creation,0 | |
| man hoping people notice how many folding chairs he's carrying at once,1 | |
| pope francis captivated by teen cancer patient's rendition of 'ave maria',0 | |
| anti-vaxxers have neil degrasse tyson worried,0 | |
| chrissy teigen and baby luna wear the cutest matching overalls,0 | |
| james corden asks what everyone wants to know about omarosa,0 | |
| here's why a nonprofit named for anne frank keeps attacking trump,0 | |
| going beyond the usual arguments about gun safety,0 | |
| ann landers' advice arrives 11 weeks too late,1 | |
| catapults v. curtains -- girl books and boy books,0 | |
| "parents spend first 4 years of child's life fluctuating wildly between hoping child stays asleep, hoping child wakes up",1 | |
| man just going to assume this counts as 'minced',1 | |
| man trying to remember how that music they used to play before hbo movies went,1 | |
| "complete psychopath meets proper screen time, sleep, exercise guidelines",1 | |
| trump officially declares opioid crisis an emergency 2 months after saying he would,0 | |
| protesters rally against gop health care plan at senate office building,0 | |
| who are the yazidi?,0 | |
| the world will end this summer -- according to hollywood,0 | |
| the 10 healthiest chain restaurants in the u.s.,0 | |
| st. christopher statue embedded in motorist's forehead,1 | |
| "melissa mathison, oscar-nominated 'e.t.' screenwriter, dead at 65",0 | |
| manager fails to keep it short or sweet,1 | |
| businessman mortified to discover he's been wearing suit backwards all day,1 | |
| grab them by the… hand: donald trump's disturbing nonverbal behavior,0 | |
| trump 'office' parody is a glimpse at the buffoonery we have in store,0 | |
| "whoa, classmate got totally hideous over summer vacation",1 | |
| texan feels emotionally empty after chili cook-off,1 | |
| 'nuns on the bus' to drive through seven states to greet the pope,0 | |
| tea party plans to recruit more coloreds this fall,1 | |
| report: seasonal depression still better than purchasing tiny sunshine lamp,1 | |
| area man to try showering at night,1 | |
| "bob barr on two-party system: ""waaah! waaah!""",1 | |
| congressman says new york city gunman got 'raw deal',0 | |
| kevin spacey should host the oscars!,0 | |
| scientists reveal secret to boosting your metabolism during sleep,0 | |
| barack obama's endorsement couldn't come at a better time for hillary clinton,0 | |
| car bomb kills three in southeastern turkey,0 | |
| scarlett johansson immediately rejects heartwarming prom invite from high school student,1 | |
| pope francis scouring papal tombs for final easter egg of vatican hunt,1 | |
| man from future can't stop living in the less-far-into-the-future,1 | |
| calls to lgbtq mental health hotlines rise after trump's anti-transgender action,0 | |
| 4 billion years of evolution unable to prevent area man from drooling on self,1 | |
| "gop congressman resigns from house freedom caucus, upset with government shutdown push",0 | |
| area teen accidentally enters teen center,1 | |
| twitter announces there no trending topics today,1 | |
| starz outlander world premiere and tartan carpet gala,0 | |
| department of transportation introduces padded bumper lane for intoxicated drivers,1 | |
| truther jihadist wishes al-qaeda had committed 9/11 attacks,1 | |
| "emerald nuts, roland peppers recalled for possible glass contamination",0 | |
| mike gravel can't believe his polling numbers neck-and-neck with fucking nobody like wayne messam,1 | |
| "gm workers strike for 2,000-peso raise",1 | |
| john boehner says republicans will 'never' repeal and replace obamacare,0 | |
| ethiopia to release all political prisoners in bid to foster reconciliation,0 | |
| new sitcom pulls back the envelope,1 | |
| kavanaugh blasted for destroying reputation of good man,1 | |
| bernie sanders agrees to drop out of race in exchange for 13-hour speaking slot at convention,1 | |
| near-death experience followed by right-on-the-money death experience,1 | |
| three of man's closest relationships with brands,1 | |
| mind-boggling optical illusion will make you think you can't see straight,0 | |
| the 17 best public colleges in the country,0 | |
| video shows officers pepper-spraying restrained man who says he can't breathe,0 | |
| city maoist visits country maoist,1 | |
| "'new hampshire' episode 4: not just for old, white people",0 | |
| hillary clinton rode the new york city subway,0 | |
| i'm so ready for more queer black girl celebrity couples,0 | |
| these cities want the country to focus more on access to preschool,0 | |
| friend who not into dogfighting really ruining match for everyone else,1 | |
| what it really looks like to work out with your dog,0 | |
| world leaders pour into washington to pay last respects to dying nation,1 | |
| "brandy norwood: 'i stopped believing in god, lost my faith... i was depressed'",0 | |
| report: 42% of relationships begin with leaning over apartment balcony to see beautiful new neighbor watering zinnias below,1 | |
| endangered wildlife to be given new identities in species protection program,1 | |
| alabama cracks down on abortions by outlawing all medical procedures,1 | |
| warren buffett gives single largest charitable contribution,0 | |
| family knows better than to fall for mom's little bullshit speech about no presents this year,1 | |
| obama gently guides michelle's hand as she maneuvers drone joystick,1 | |
| how to eliminate procrastination (the surprising strategy one man used),0 | |
| nation wishes it could just once be reminded of preciousness of life without mass shooting,1 | |
| nobel prize winners demand better health care for victims of sexual violence in colombia,0 | |
| watch now: oprah interviews arianna,0 | |
| al roker stares crestfallen at matt lauer tattoo on own torso,1 | |
| everyone in motorcycle gang jewish,1 | |
| monster truck escapes,1 | |
| former providence mayor buddy cianci dies at 74,0 | |
| fishermen hook massive rare sawfish in stunning catch and release,0 | |
| an engineering student working to improve his community,0 | |
| oscars audience shrugging uproariously during jimmy kimmel's opening monologue,1 | |
| did climate change spawn all these hurricanes? here's why it's hard to say.,0 | |
| "hussein judge hoping for fair, speedy assassination",1 | |
| some alzheimer's risk factors may be controllable,0 | |
| a woman announced her pregnancy with a unicorn frappuccino,0 | |
| 3 myths about low libido,0 | |
| collecting evidence of war crimes in syria,0 | |
| 92% of area woman's holiday recipes involve pulverizing bag of oreos,1 | |
| with friends like these: trump speaks among bigots who want lgbt people dead,0 | |
| visiting friend okay doing whatever,1 | |
| lindsey graham got 800 on his sats and won't stop talking about his bad grades,0 | |
| ryan seacrest will work red carpet at oscars despite sexual misconduct claims,0 | |
| "u.s. government sets aside 600,000 acres of pristine land for future generations to pollute",1 | |
| 'teen mom' star maci bookout gives birth to a baby girl,0 | |
| the fate of anti-zika gmo mosquitos in the u.s. rests on florida,0 | |
| having awkward conversation with coworkers in alternate venue referred to as 'going out to lunch',1 | |
| "'amazing grace' bidding war erupts, aretha franklin lawsuit could be resolved",0 | |
| mccain campaign nabs top obama pun writer,1 | |
| ryan seacrest nervous about how audiences will respond to slightly shorter haircut,1 | |
| "'secretary clinton is a different person than donald trump,' says bernie sanders in ringing endorsement",1 | |
| enjoy the show: learn more after 'sharknado 2',0 | |
| stephen colbert urges his viewers to go watch jimmy kimmel,0 | |
| trial of al jazeera journalists adjourned again,0 | |
| pierce brosnan offended by way new james bond holds gun,1 | |
| algerian dies of natural causes,1 | |
| 55 incredible photos of girls going to school around the world,0 | |
| geico saves 15 percent or more by discontinuing advertising,1 | |
| hollywood removes statue of louis b. mayer beckoning judy garland to sit on his lap,1 | |
| "parents with more vacation time, financial resources want to know when son will come home for a visit",1 | |
| modern-day lancelot offers to pay for abortion,1 | |
| pure silk to stream from cindy crawford's ass,1 | |
| west virginia flooding kills 24 and submerges towns,0 | |
| saudi prince visits injured yemeni child in hospital to finish the job,1 | |
| newborn soothed by familiar sound of parents' bickering,1 | |
| over 450 protesters arrested in tehran during crackdown on anti-government demonstrations,0 | |
| authors are rallying to preserve langston hughes' harlem home,0 | |
| "trump excels at business, but he has no business in international politics",0 | |
| courtney love screams at korean manicurist,1 | |
| mom finally drunk enough to put on bathing suit,1 | |
| suarez's bite felt strongest in uruguay,0 | |
| the good girl's guide to socializing with celebs,0 | |
| araa kayboard bustad,1 | |
| dysfunctional family brought together by liquor,1 | |
| "increasing number of couples now using surrogates to have, raise baby",1 | |
| the milestone i wasn't ready for,0 | |
| zapp institute adjusts bounce/ounce ratio,1 | |
| queer dance party to protest 'religious liberty' executive order at white house,0 | |
| thousands gather to mourn otto warmbier at his former high school,0 | |
| flu clinic selling 2009 version of vaccine for a few bucks cheaper,1 | |
| "report: shit, last night was trash night",1 | |
| rockstar games begins imprisoning programmers for 'red dead redemption 3',1 | |
| affair to threaten whatever it is john edwards does for a living,1 | |
| all the best accessories from nyfw,0 | |
| obama blasts afghans for expelling reporter -- so why the continued pursuit of 'nyt' reporter james risen?,0 | |
| rep calls for more than 'moment of silence' in congress for charleston,0 | |
| the 20 funniest tweets from women this week,0 | |
| smithsonian rejects tie dylan mcdermott wore in 'the practice',1 | |
| popeye's home boiglerized,1 | |
| "interview with louise munson, playwright of luigi",0 | |
| elon musk offering $1.2 billion in grants to any project that promises to make him feel complete,1 | |
| tokyo portal outage delays millions of japanese warp commuters,1 | |
| the right to know reader: our current laws do not protect you from toxic chemicals,0 | |
| fish species not seen since 1960s thinks it can waltz back into marine biologist's life just like that,1 | |
| an eye-opening look at school playgrounds around the world,0 | |
| robert kirkman shoots down that huge 'walking dead' fan theory,0 | |
| "hillary clinton: 'when i was a child, most special interest groups wouldn't even consider donating large sums of money to a woman'",1 | |
| most humiliating experience of man's life on dvd march 6,1 | |
| man knows in reality marrying minnie mouse wouldn't be as perfect as he imagines,1 | |
| study: only 4 scenic routes left in country,1 | |
| entirety of beat poetry audience just faking knowing what's happening,1 | |
| fda deems genetically modified salmon too handsome to eat,1 | |
| novelty welcome mat lets party guests know they're in for some fun,1 | |
| "70 years of atomic weaponry: at least 33,480 americans dead",0 | |
| there's going to be a huge queer dance protest outside of ivanka trump's house,0 | |
| mannequins seem really in love,1 | |
| guys' weekend getaway begins with daring purchase of new kind of beer,1 | |
| the gun industry's next big thing is neither big nor new,0 | |
| the wack donald's project,0 | |
| massachusetts is the best place to live if you're a woman,0 | |
| colorado's new revenge porn statute is good law and sound policy,0 | |
| vilsack reprimanded for spending work hours writing corn blog,1 | |
| michael bennet quietly asks aide if polling at n/a is good or bad,1 | |
| new poll finds public becoming more skeptical of profit-driven corporate data mine powered by human misery,1 | |
| 20-year-old with down syndrome is the youngest business owner in his town,0 | |
| afterbirthers demand to see obama's placenta,1 | |
| appeals court blocks d.c. gun law restricting concealed carry,0 | |
| ohio cop indicted on murder charge in traffic-stop shooting,0 | |
| hundreds gather to support kim davis: 'she won't bow',0 | |
| the first h&m x balmain campaign images are finally here,0 | |
| a classic jason somehow gets mixed into area man's anecdote collection,1 | |
| "the making of 'alias grace,' a margaret atwood true-crime mystery",0 | |
| sylvester stallone's teenage daughter sistine is a bonafide runway model,0 | |
| wisconsin students trumped the rest with their pumpkin decorating,0 | |
| unconditional love given to 15-year-old who just called mom a bitch in middle of hollister,1 | |
| puerto ricans hoping this year's hurricane season will blow some infrastructure back in place,1 | |
| "gop poisoned zika bill to satisfy 'crazies,' says harry reid",0 | |
| "mexico's no. 1 baja beach resort: the villa del palmar, south of loreto",0 | |
| 'don't be mad at me for being a picky eater',0 | |
| reflections from ivy day,0 | |
| jon stewart and 9/11 responders walk the halls of congress,0 | |
| united airlines offering immigrants special flights that circle u.s. awaiting gaps in travel ban,1 | |
| lab mouse nervous for first day of new job getting cancer,1 | |
| spineless democratic senator caves to demands of sick children,1 | |
| pope wraps up south american tour with visit to banado norte slum,0 | |
| "u.s. job growth rises briskly, wages continue to climb",0 | |
| area man cleans apartment once every relationship,1 | |
| busy romney sorry he missed nation's piano recital,1 | |
| 25-year-old mayor wanted for running her town with whatsapp,0 | |
| 8-year-old spreads love in the classroom with braille valentines,0 | |
| all men are created equal. does president trump agree?,0 | |
| americans say the white house is creating more problems than it solves,0 | |
| joe biden's decision not to run followed rampant media speculation that he would,0 | |
| blood runs down house of representatives walls as chamber itself selects new speaker,1 | |
| what we know about the link between fever during pregnancy and autism,0 | |
| rain-soaked robert mueller lets manafort surf one final monster wave before bringing him in,1 | |
| wal-mart greeter knows exactly how many blacks in store,1 | |
| "ricky martin's style evolution, from menudo to mullets and beyond",0 | |
| hero of the common man talks to plumber for entire time he's in house,1 | |
| watch britney spears dance in a bikini 'til the world ends,0 | |
| lupita nyong'o talks 'the culture of hair' alongside gorgeous photo shoot for allure,0 | |
| the world's fastest blind woman has no plans to slow down,0 | |
| what mount greenwood's reaction to joshua beal's death says about white chicago,0 | |
| why can't we mourn with muslims?,0 | |
| 12 absurd (but real) concerns 'bachelorette' suitors have about dating,0 | |
| highlighting in used copy of plato's republic stops on page 17,1 | |
| flight attendant demonstrates proper technique for eating fellow passenger in event of crash,1 | |
| senator 'alarmed' by reports u.s. military families were harassed,0 | |
| watch french president's dog pee in fireplace during official meeting,0 | |
| a cornell frat held a disgusting 'pig roast' sex contest and i'm not surprised,0 | |
| california police chief lashes out at dhs over immigration raids,0 | |
| acknowledging our shared history,0 | |
| gop congressman who revived obamacare repeal faces rage at rowdy town hall,0 | |
| reagan's memory honored with sharp increase in federal budget deficit,1 | |
| 'american crime' creator john ridley tackles sexual assault on campuses,0 | |
| it's been a really great year for poop bags,0 | |
| smokers at party only ones to make it to fire escape in time,1 | |
| man at salad bar has to say every item aloud as he adds it to salad,1 | |
| february's hottest new releases,0 | |
| this is the fall checklist your home's been waiting for,0 | |
| rev. run's 'spiritual' experience of speaking about the risk of diabetes,0 | |
| ben & jerry's new flavor 'empower mint' is more political and punny than ever,0 | |
| how we're using existing technology to save vets' and service members' lives (and how you can help),0 | |
| michelle obama hails 'black panther' for inspiring 'people of all backgrounds',0 | |
| netflix instant thinking about adding good movie,1 | |
| leno to tell outrageous o.j. joke,1 | |
| disgraced former detroit mayor says michigan lawmakers have long known about flint water crisis,0 | |
| sir mix-a-lot's 'baby got back' gets a stomping country twang,0 | |
| area man so sick of having to explain family members' political views to them,1 | |
| huffpollster: voters overwhelmingly say losing candidates should concede,0 | |
| 'new york times' announces appointment of anonymous source as editor-in-chief,1 | |
| rescue dog adopted for couple weeks,1 | |
| alien still hasn't gotten around to listening to whole voyager golden record,1 | |
| no one in gang has heart to tell police informant his cover's blown,1 | |
| woman transitions from being terrified of getting pregnant to being terrified she can't get pregnant,1 | |
| man knows exactly which asshole got him sick,1 | |
| fox news reporter asks the questions others are too smart to ask,1 | |
| j.k. rowling tweets hilarious response to confusing olympic sport,0 | |
| the wage gap closed by a whopping one cent in 2015,0 | |
| psychic fall cometh!,0 | |
| planet explodes,1 | |
| wapo releases first photos of jason rezaian reunited with family,0 | |
| sam nunberg: 'i'm not having a meltdown',0 | |
| laverne cox opens up about cisgender actors playing transgender women,0 | |
| bruce dern shares hilarious memory of a girthy alfred hitchcock,0 | |
| "suspect reportedly arrested over explosives sent to washington, d.c. area",0 | |
| nesting sea turtle escorted from private beach,1 | |
| man old enough to know how rest of life pretty much plays out,1 | |
| experts recommend changing batteries in smoke detector every 6 fires,1 | |
| lone house with no halloween decorations by far spookiest in neighborhood,1 | |
| ftc chief downplays how many students devry allegedly defrauded,0 | |
| here's what reagan and bush had to say about immigration,0 | |
| connecticut lawmaker won't seek re-election after mishandling harassment complaint,0 | |
| "people with disabilities have a hard time finding jobs, and this company is doing something about it",0 | |
| unions plot major push after landmark labor ruling,0 | |
| house democrats show solidarity with 'day without a woman' strike,0 | |
| 'today' anchors wear 'charlie brown' costumes for halloween,0 | |
| "more than 10,000 migrants rescued from mediterranean in past 2 days",0 | |
| "'no way to prevent this,' says only nation where this regularly happens",1 | |
| new poll finds 74% of americans would be comfortable blaming female president for problems,1 | |
| iranian nuclear scientists hurriedly flush 200 pounds of enriched uranium down toilet during surprise u.n. inspection,1 | |
| breaking: aclu hard as a fucking rock right now,1 | |
| author jeff lindsay says goodbye to serial killer dexter with final novel,0 | |
| puerto ricans without power for month can only assume this leading story across national news media,1 | |
| "outrage erupts over report that mark wahlberg made over 1,000 times more than michelle williams",0 | |
| "when it comes to health care, there are 2 americas, and these maps are proof",0 | |
| dog mauls owners after they tried to dress him in sweater: police,0 | |
| logging industry announces that they just can't fucking get enough of logs,1 | |
| presumed innocent. found dead.,0 | |
| "#metoo, and it's time for change",0 | |
| "experts recommend breaking down crushing defeats into smaller, more manageable failures",1 | |
| cherokee nation makes headlines as fraction of actress's bloodline,1 | |
| eric trump aims laser pointer at don jr. while flicking lights on and off to erase memory of russia meeting,1 | |
| senate dems want to know more as trump nominees cash out at their old jobs,0 | |
| mom leaks out another divorce detail during drive to sat prep class,1 | |
| white house: government shutdown possible if democrats keep hurting trump's feelings,0 | |
| independent baking scene apparently worth a documentary,1 | |
| evan rachel wood is finally getting paid as much as her male 'westworld' costars,0 | |
| "it's election season, but where are the lawn signs?",0 | |
| fifth harmony's lauren jauregui blasts 'toxic' homophobia in poignant twitter exchange,0 | |
| local laundromat employs social media coordinator,1 | |
| so-called 'atheist' doesn't even barge into churches screaming 'you're all brainwashed fools',1 | |
| "debbie robins de la bouillerie, best selling author, executive leader, film and television producer died on august 31st at the age of 58.",0 | |
| angela merkel will seek fourth term as german chancellor,0 | |
| police chief busted for parking on sidewalk does the honorable thing,0 | |
| "liberals, it's time to look at ourselves in the mirror",0 | |
| ozone repletion project nearly finished,1 | |
| building the university of the future,0 | |
| "el salvador zoo hippo died from poor care, not beating, prosecutors say",0 | |
| billcosby.com now somehow most eerie site on entire internet,1 | |
| perverted measles virus exposes itself to playground full of children,1 | |
| gop congressman urges self-rationing of health care after obamacare repeal,0 | |
| u.s. takes out key iraqi bases in midnight raid,1 | |
| peta condemns bbc for trapping thousands of endangered animals inside tv screens,1 | |
| 4 mindset shifts you can make so you never have to diet again,0 | |
| the united states and britain must claim part-ownership of yemeni strife,0 | |
| idaho legislature declares english only language they know,1 | |
| this state just did something good for transgender people,0 | |
| manager of combination taco bell/kfc secretly considers it mostly a taco bell,1 | |
| unremarkable man resembles burt ward,1 | |
| lack of progress on nato may turn georgia towards russia,0 | |
| "boy, dolphin no longer on speaking terms",1 | |
| the starks just had a very important reunion on 'game of thrones',0 | |
| the attack on charlie hebdo was a symbolic tragedy so quit trying to change the subject,0 | |
| germany arrests three islamic state members connected to paris attacks,0 | |
| building a child's self esteem on stage and off,0 | |
| stephen colbert shreds 'self-righteous landfill of angry garbage' bill o'reilly,0 | |
| lunch place uses way too much mayo in fruit salad,1 | |
| us dietary guidelines: historic battle for people and planet,0 | |
| seniors decked out in graduation gear walk halls to inspire younger students,0 | |
| toddler's walker gets a galactic makeover from all-star tattoo artist,0 | |
| "idf soldier recounts harrowing, heroic war story of killing 8-month-old child",1 | |
| these vintage coloring books were around before adult coloring was cool,0 | |
| donald trump slams virginia gop for instituting loyalty pledge,0 | |
| church shooting leaves 5 dead in russian region of dagestan: report,0 | |
| man who likes to be jostled moving to city,1 | |
| man bitten by radioactive sloth does the lying-around-all-day of 10 normal men,1 | |
| 14-year-old congressional whiz kid balances budget,1 | |
| this adulting thing is hard,0 | |
| fun sticker placed on child's ventilator,1 | |
| pretentious peasant insists he never watches beheadings,1 | |
| manufacturers struggle to turn data into insight,0 | |
| polling place in predominantly black neighborhood clearly brick wall with door painted on,1 | |
| emirates airlines cuts flights due to trump's travel bans,0 | |
| director of high-school play buys director's chair out of own pocket,1 | |
| "friends, family admit they expected man's mental breakdown to look completely different",1 | |
| the 'titanic ii' will bring history to life with its 2018 maiden voyage,0 | |
| "government official who makes perfectly valid, well-reasoned point against israel forced to resign",1 | |
| you can't have these tech gadgets for christmas,0 | |
| "uncertainty about hillary clinton's health is on the rise, poll finds",0 | |
| report: more television viewers becoming desensitized to drama,1 | |
| area veal calf is totally cramped!,1 | |
| high school suspends hunky student for wearing shirt,1 | |
| inconsiderate jackass takes up entire parking space,1 | |
| homosexual tearfully admits to being governor of new jersey,1 | |
| half of abortion clinics in ohio have closed in the past 4 years,0 | |
| "israel retroactively legalizes 4,000 settler homes",0 | |
| the trailer for netflix's 'the discovery' has jason segel and rooney mara exploring the afterlife,0 | |
| depressed nra member half-hoping son will accidentally shoot him,1 | |
| could your family escape a house fire in time?,0 | |
| democrats shouldn't panic over one poll showing donald trump ahead,0 | |
| all of the wacky and wonderful royal wedding memorabilia you can buy,0 | |
| daniel craig takes home pretty good actor award,1 | |
| man miscast in role of father,1 | |
| trump uses daca setback to launch new attack on court system,0 | |
| defiant londoners sit in the street for ramadan evening meal after high-rise fire,0 | |
| woman's tan lines don't make any sense,1 | |
| "twitter helped trump win, now it's starting to bury him",0 | |
| man who hasn't moved in six hours repeatedly welcomed back by tv,1 | |
| man takes parents on tour of city where he came to escape them,1 | |
| police find adorable little skeleton,1 | |
| everyone at thanksgiving doing chore to get away from rest of family,1 | |
| let's celebrate this olympic chest bump fail,0 | |
| missed connections at a trump rally,0 | |
| clinton can win 45 states,0 | |
| man unsure whether to tip bathroom attendant just for wiping his ass,1 | |
| dog born with odds stacked against her found just the parents she needed,0 | |
| spring skiing in southern vermont,0 | |
| experts warn repeated attempts at eradicating obamacare may have created ultra-resistant super law,1 | |
| this project is shutting down ocd stereotypes in a beautiful way,0 | |
| missing park ranger found in better-paying job,1 | |
| "trump calls black supporter 'thug,' throws him out of rally",0 | |
| seth meyers loses it over thanksgiving's proximity to christmas,0 | |
| nation's tracy chapman fan 'can't wait' for lilith fair,1 | |
| aircraft laser strikes soar to all-time high,0 | |
| spirits in the night,0 | |
| what happens when parents read their daughters' tinder messages,0 | |
| 27-year-old unsure whether he can pull off keeping framed picture of wife on desk,1 | |
| interim cia director assures nation he engages in no sexual activity whatsoever,1 | |
| new year's eve prank leaves 4-year-old glued to mcdonald's toilet,0 | |
| 11 comedians playing comedians on tv,0 | |
| empire of destruction,0 | |
| baylor football coach ignoring 'culture problem' despite sex abuse,0 | |
| time magazine just six months from big cocktail-nation-craze story,1 | |
| "trump invites supporter, bbc cameraman to finish altercation at white house",1 | |
| the real mothers of mother's day,0 | |
| "no, palm oil is not responsible for 40% of global deforestation",0 | |
| pennsylvania governor: dems can combat trump by getting things done,0 | |
| netanyahu announces day of mourning for fence damaged in yesterday's conflict,1 | |
| china disputes trump's claims of fentanyl 'flood' into united states,0 | |
| mentally unbalanced man still waiting for the right trump comment to incite him,1 | |
| lawyers identify dozens more bill cosby victims while interviewing potential jurors,1 | |
| cnn renews 'this week at war' for next eight seasons,1 | |
| freddie prinze jr. recovers,0 | |
| may's monumental challenge: u.k.'s new prime minister reports for duty,0 | |
| postmodern architect unveils 7-story found-art object,1 | |
| scientists isolate area of brain that doesn't like poking,1 | |
| pfizer death penalty drug decision greeted by activists – but states fight on,0 | |
| "uber ends forced arbitration in individual cases of sexual assault, harassment",0 | |
| "it's 2018, so of course merriam-webster added 'dumpster fire' to its dictionary",0 | |
| dell acquired by gateway 2000 in merger of 2 biggest names in computer technology,1 | |
| invasive restaurant franchise spreads to third state,1 | |
| "flaws in how we evaluate leaders (from kahneman's thinking, fast and slow)",0 | |
| kennedy center to dishonor gilbert gottfried,1 | |
| cosmopolitan offers 15 tips for fattening up for winter,1 | |
| can't a girl just gig?,0 | |
| "protect inventors or take down trolls? patent reform with senator john cornyn, ceo innovestion, and rackspace",0 | |
| cheney urged not to work blue during convention,1 | |
| dad busts his daughter for drinking in the most epic way possible,0 | |
| reuters journalist leaves iraq after being threatened over story,0 | |
| "turkey sacks 107 judges, prosecutors over links to failed coup",0 | |
| college rankings: what's the use?,0 | |
| how long you sleep may be in your genes,0 | |
| emancipated gay: challenging the lgbt stronghold on what it means to be gay,0 | |
| frat nutritionists dare americans to swallow more live goldfish,1 | |
| "almost half of world heritage sites are threatened, report finds",0 | |
| man on vacation suddenly realizes no one feeding his hostages,1 | |
| u.s. figure skater nathan chen redeems himself with record-setting skate,0 | |
| investigators trace cause of notre dame fire to cathedral's outdated 12th-century electrical system,1 | |
| apparently facebook friend under impression ron paul still running for major federal office,1 | |
| daniel tosh chuckles through own violent rape,1 | |
| epa urges nation to develop new air source,1 | |
| mtv shifts focus to youth,1 | |
| 7 simple habits you can adopt to keep fit,0 | |
| the many benefits of lucid dreaming,0 | |
| science fiction writer admits unstoppable killing machine based on mother,1 | |
| actual soccer team loses game 46-0,0 | |
| clinton questions obama's ability to greet world leaders,1 | |
| 10 tips for balancing work and home,0 | |
| more than a third of people shot by lapd in 2015 were mentally ill,0 | |
| about that woman vp candidate: klobuchar works better than warren,0 | |
| 'butt crack bandit' caught on camera holding duo at gunpoint,0 | |
| stephen hawking's disability wasn't something to 'overcome',0 | |
| every day of local dad's life an endless battle to hold on to good pen,1 | |
| read live updates on the cnn gop debate,0 | |
| agents of change: 5 inspiring men worthy of your attention right now,0 | |
| jason isbell is one nashville-based singer unafraid to talk politics,0 | |
| family relieved to hear good grandma didn't die,1 | |
| florida gets four more years of rick scott,0 | |
| thrilling season opener marred by concussion questions,0 | |
| anxious gina haspel gives self little pep interrogation in bathroom mirror,1 | |
| wildfire somehow rages back into control,1 | |
| here's what is arriving on hulu in february 2018,0 | |
| trump's ban on trans people in the armed forces is a call to arms,0 | |
| "mohawked, aviator-wearing robert de niro idles cab outside suspected bomb-maker's home",1 | |
| pamela wright's son was shot dead a month after newtown. this is her story.,0 | |
| comic-con opens with traditional superhero flyover,1 | |
| unsuspecting movie stars follow fake red carpet into back of kidnappers' van,1 | |
| "oh god, teacher arranged desks in giant circle",1 | |
| august 9: a day of repentence,0 | |
| trump: 'america hasn't been stronger or more united since i first opened my eyes and created the universe',1 | |
| world leaders react to news that donald trump will be next u.s. president,0 | |
| dad's reindeer drone perfectly tackles son's christmas fears,0 | |
| this supreme court case could significantly weaken teachers unions,0 | |
| floyd mayweather jr. stripped of title from manny pacquiao fight,0 | |
| "'8 on 8' brawl ends in officer shot, suspect killed",0 | |
| russell westbrook with the classic off-the-back-of-the-defender buzzer-beater,0 | |
| mueller poses as fox news host to coax rudy giuliani into giving him testimony on trump,1 | |
| jimmy kimmel suggests the perfect vacation spots for bill o'reilly,0 | |
| box with cooking instructions immediately retrieved from trash,1 | |
| how to connect with others,0 | |
| "when it comes to pregnancy discrimination, equal is not the same as fair",0 | |
| what was left of the moderate republican party just died in south carolina,0 | |
| how my latino family does christmas differently,0 | |
| biblical scholars find evidence church covered up for 3 wise men who molested baby jesus,1 | |
| miles teller doing ok after bronco flips over in car crash,0 | |
| get chic this upcoming fall season,0 | |
| new smithsonian exhibit honors thousands of pets who joined workforce after owners left to fight in world war ii,1 | |
| pregame foolishly squandered on actually planning out evening,1 | |
| congress might actually pass a permanent 9/11 bill,0 | |
| fema frantically prepares apology for screwing up hurricane florence response,1 | |
| "from an adopted daughter, what my moms taught me about parenting",0 | |
| the clever way starbucks customers are insisting 'black lives matter' is heard,0 | |
| qatar deporting dutch woman who reported she was drugged and raped,0 | |
| undercover fireman infiltrates three-alarm blaze,1 | |
| 102 lgbt people were maimed or killed -- and i still can't donate blood,0 | |
| fbi quickly follows up on tip about potentially dangerous man who killed 17 in school shooting,1 | |
| parents gently explain to son why family dog had to be blown up with dynamite,1 | |
| bernie sanders praises john mccain: he's 'a no bullsh*t guy',0 | |
| man opens fire on chicago subway train: police,0 | |
| gop blames 'lackluster' candidate and his 'porn stache' for pennsylvania setback,0 | |
| abusive husband was himself abuser as child,1 | |
| drake's introduces new yodel bandolier,1 | |
| first day of school photos a chance to see how much cousin's kids are chunking out this year,1 | |
| my battle with depression and anxiety,0 | |
| "film about little guy battling huge, morally bankrupt organization made by huge, morally bankrupt organization",1 | |
| caitlyn jenner will get candid with diane sawyer once again,0 | |
| breaking: friend who just got motorcycle already dead,1 | |
| trevor noah eviscerates donald trump's love of stop-and-frisk,0 | |
| oops: hot mic broadcasts al roker going to the bathroom,0 | |
| new 'star wars' film once again disappoints die-hard nien nunb fans,1 | |
| rick perry mistakenly calls puerto rico a country,0 | |
| binge-watching netflix is making you feel lonely and depressed,0 | |
| mother considers son 'quite the little casanova',1 | |
| bend in road not sharp enough to merit so many roadside memorials,1 | |
| the most exciting way to retire -- and how to afford it,0 | |
| donald trump keeps saying things that would destroy any other presidential candidate,0 | |
| 18 alternatives to those played-out dorm-room posters,0 | |
| venus added to registry of historically significant planets,1 | |
| national essay writing contest now accepting video submissions,1 | |
| ford assembly line foreman thinking about asking out cute welding robot from work,1 | |
| u.s. invades non-oil-rich nation to dispel criticism,1 | |
| cia to shift focus to greeting cards,1 | |
| man runs out of questions to ask 4-year-old,1 | |
| philanderer taken back,1 | |
| "local sales rep hanging in there, can't complain",1 | |
| here's what happened when i slept for an extra hour each night,0 | |
| man abuses child quietly out of respect for other diners,1 | |
| new york state inches closer to single-payer plan with pickup of new support,0 | |
| 9 planet-happy trips to book on earth day,0 | |
| u.s. senators share their #metoo sex harassment stories,0 | |
| woman shuts down dude who demanded $5 back for coffee date,0 | |
| chuck schumer: tom perez will make the dnc do more than 'yak',0 | |
| there can be dignity in the face of poverty,0 | |
| director alexia kosmider talks new documentary transjourney (audio),0 | |
| pope francis kills 3 hours milling around atlanta airport during layover to d.c.,1 | |
| the media: are they media-obsessed?,1 | |
| effective pr on a start-up budget,0 | |
| grown man refers to map at beginning of novel to find out where ruined castle of arnoth is located,1 | |
| aisle view: the queen takes the stage,0 | |
| "who wrote the beatles hit ""twist and shout""? the amazing story of bert berns",0 | |
| cubs eliminated from playoff contention,1 | |
| skydiver luke aikins makes jump without a parachute,0 | |
| "as global policy moves to expand digital rights, u.s faces crucial fight over equal access to the internet",0 | |
| "vote, voter wasted",1 | |
| 3 things you need to know about gut health,0 | |
| exclusive: former congressman harold ford jr. fired for misconduct by morgan stanley,0 | |
| anti-abortion leader emerges as white nationalist,0 | |
| why it's hard to be a woman,0 | |
| herpetologist names son after famous herpetologist,1 | |
| report: it okay to spend rest of day curled in fetal position under desk,1 | |
| "jay-z, kendrick lamar dominate the 2018 grammy nominations",0 | |
| how i finally stuck to a meditation schedule,0 | |
| men whose beautiful wives died on christmas 10 years ago announce plans to drink whiskey alone in dark apartment,1 | |
| "local neurotic to undergo invasive 32,000-hour-long therapy procedure",1 | |
| trump once bombarded scottish leader with 16 letters slamming a wind farm,0 | |
| report: 96% of nation's smut consumed by filthiest 1%,1 | |
| everything a joke to local teen,1 | |
| here are the wobbly democrats who could make or break the iran deal,0 | |
| congress sends trump legislation for disaster aid and debt limit increase,0 | |
| sitcom on pbs assumed to be intellectual,1 | |
| chuck schumer relieved he's never taken stance meaningful enough to have someone mail him explosive,1 | |
| obama slips 'hope' into speech for the fans,1 | |
| leaked 'the last jedi' footage reveals chewbacca balding since 'the force awakens',1 | |
| good news for officer shot in face during stop,0 | |
| "despite social liberalization at home, saudi arabia continues to promote islamic radicalism abroad",0 | |
| how do we form and build meaningful relationships in the digital age? (nsfw),0 | |
| self-described avid reader halfway through dragonriders of pern for sixth time,1 | |
| homicide detective wishes he could go one case without having to solve elaborate riddle,1 | |
| man knows he must ride unexpected urge to clean as far as it will take him,1 | |
| assad vows swift retaliation on syrian civilians in response to u.s. missile strike,1 | |
| historical archives: popular hymns heard sung of late.,1 | |
| narrow gaps in bathroom stall doors to be widened monday,1 | |
| visiting parents unknowingly strike up conversation with parents of dorm's blowjob queen,1 | |
| truck dumps its enormous milk load all over the road,0 | |
| "'wet hot american summer... the play?', garage theatre, long beach, ca",0 | |
| nasa discovers impact crater of meteorite that first brought horses to earth,1 | |
| "'we must restore rule of law,' says trump as aides pass out revolvers to audience",1 | |
| learning right gives you might,0 | |
| yoga master: diamond dallas page's reluctant destiny,0 | |
| area woman worried she's forgetting what heath ledger looked like,1 | |
| ferguson protesters guard stores from looters,0 | |
| guy totally looked like chick from behind,1 | |
| 5 essential lists to make before the end of this year,0 | |
| penis enlargement pills tested on dog,1 | |
| the politics of fashion | the fashion of politics (video),0 | |
| self-defense instructor keeps a couple of secrets to himself,1 | |
| americans hopeful this will be last mass shooting before they stop on their own for no reason,1 | |
| stress can cancel out the benefits of 'healthy' fat,0 | |
| obama's greatest oratory performance,0 | |
| new regulation requires all protected species to be actively looking for new habitat in order to receive funding,1 | |
| naacp calls for more diversity in police lineups,1 | |
| a bittersweet goodbye to pregnancy,0 | |
| "get more sleep: sure, when i'm dead",0 | |
| what being a christian means to me: don't worry about the rules; just love,0 | |
| fugitive movie heroine cuts own hair perfectly,1 | |
| parents floored by stranger's kind act following their toddler's tantrum,0 | |
| google unveils new larry page–driven car,1 | |
| my bette midler story,0 | |
| ken burns completes documentary about fucking liars who claimed they watched entire 'jazz' series,1 | |
| cheetos social media team arguing over whether tweet in chester cheetah's voice,1 | |
| rosa parks not really honored by new bus depot,1 | |
| rep. jim costa re-elected in california,0 | |
| this 'brilliant' new technology could spell the demise of the flu shot,0 | |
| shocking gun ad by georgia gubernatorial candidate brian kemp backfires,0 | |
| "on eve of olympics, top investigator details secret efforts to undermine russian doping probe",0 | |
| man's idea for tweet just pops into his mind almost fully formed,1 | |
| "this ned flanders-themed band is now the best band (sorry, all other bands)",0 | |
| investigative reporter ruins fish sticks for everybody,1 | |
| first poll since james comey announcement shows no effect on hillary clinton -- yet,0 | |
| royal baby eats first meal,1 | |
| biden unleashes torrent of vomit on debate stage,1 | |
| want to challenge trump on immigration? try a strategy from the antebellum south,0 | |
| mother trying her best to project same amount of insecurities onto all her daughters,1 | |
| "alaska airlines employee calls tomi lahren 'tami,' twitter loves it",0 | |
| friend's mom tearing it up on facebook,1 | |
| churchgoer blanks on why she is lighting votive candle,1 | |
| portraits of librarians celebrate america's bookish unsung heroes,0 | |
| top experts confounded by advisers to donald trump,0 | |
| nation's drunk strangers announce plans to agree with anything one another says,1 | |
| jew-sponsored stock car booed off track,1 | |
| white to attend boat show,1 | |
| mom brings home little plaque that says 'family',1 | |
| fans riot in streets as u.s. victorious,1 | |
| area man accidentally signs up for aol latino,1 | |
| "ice cube is co-writing, starring in a genre-crossing 'oliver twist' musical",0 | |
| study: 38 percent of people not actually entitled to their opinion,1 | |
| environmental ad campaign encourages turning shower off after showering,1 | |
| "yamaha ceo pleased with current production of jet skis, alto saxophones, snowmobiles, power generators, scooters, golf carts",1 | |
| old gypsy woman run over without consequence,1 | |
| antarctic observational comic running out of ideas,1 | |
| area man's mother sizes up new girlfriend's pelvic span,1 | |
| 30 percent of india's population now under twisted wreckage,1 | |
| tufts' nutrition experts answer your questions on the benefits of berries,0 | |
| "the evolution of the feminist label, according to two iconic activists",0 | |
| "conservatives celebrate john boehner's exit, but they're still mad at mitch mcconnell",0 | |
| gay comptroller tired of being referred to as 'that gay comptroller',1 | |
| "fired police chief, 2 other officers, sue for racial discrimination",0 | |
| best of abu dhabi: aditya vikram sengupta's labour of love,0 | |
| no shave november: crowdfunding cancer research with body hair,0 | |
| frustrated debate moderator reminds audience to refrain from john kasich chants while other candidates speaking,1 | |
| nra says mass shootings just the unfortunate price of protecting people's freedom to commit mass shootings,1 | |
| why traveling is the smartest way to spend your tax refund,0 | |
| hostage negotiation talks stall in congress,1 | |
| chelsea handler has a last-minute reminder why you shouldn't vote for trump,0 | |
| "bloodied, bruised john kerry emerges victorious at kickboxing tournament in bangkok prison",1 | |
| routine drunk-driving trip turns tragic for five local teens,1 | |
| april cruelty,0 | |
| terry mcauliffe defends hillary clinton's 'dead broke' comment,0 | |
| will content marketing replace traditional sales?,0 | |
| rick scott orders hurricane michael to evacuate from florida,1 | |
| perfectly good dead body cremated,1 | |
| report: getting out of bed in morning sharply increases risk of things getting even worse,1 | |
| "bill o'reilly defends 'well-fed' slaves remark, blames 'far-left' media for attacks",0 | |
| man approaches unfamiliar shower knobs like he breaking wild stallion,1 | |
| "maxine waters to bill o'reilly: 'i'm a strong black woman, and i cannot be intimidated'",0 | |
| pope francis rides into st. peter's square on giant glowing lamb for easter mass,1 | |
| retired pope benedict pledges to donate soul for ecclesiastic research,1 | |
| breaking: now it's a party!,1 | |
| huffpollster: 2016 could be the year of the third parties,0 | |
| "almost 9 million people enroll in obamacare, despite trump's sabotage attempts",0 | |
| bigot annoyed local mosque already vandalized before he got there,1 | |
| "girl, 4, killed during apparent road rage attack",0 | |
| new report finds amazon may be listening to you through hardcover copies of michelle obama's 'becoming',1 | |
| convention crowd really hoping bill clinton breaks tension with joke about how terrible he looks,1 | |
| bill clinton resting up to sit upright at next debate,1 | |
| unemployed businessman has time for headache,1 | |
| ashley madison and the clergy,0 | |
| report: what you just said reminds man of thing he'd rather talk about,1 | |
| cd club somehow tracks down local woman,1 | |
| obama signs conservation act to preserve nation's last remaining area of common ground,1 | |
| queen bun gives birth to thousands of tiny rolls,1 | |
| these brave souls decided to taste pregnant women's bizarre cravings,0 | |
| heartbreaking yelp review says it's just nice to eat a meal around other people,1 | |
| nutter butters 'ruined forever' for nutter butter factory worker,1 | |
| supportive parents encourage child's interests in anything within 15-minute drive,1 | |
| "americans rate jews highest, muslims lowest on 'feeling thermometer'",0 | |
| "swing states roughed up by bush, kerry operatives",1 | |
| overpopulation of the earth: will it create valuable new markets?,1 | |
| nation's conservationists warn there only 8 trillion rats left,1 | |
| jimmy carter concerned desire for fresh faces in democratic party may hurt his chances in 2020,1 | |
| megyn kelly: it's time to 'get comfortable' holding powerful men accountable,0 | |
| no one sure if academy awards after-party going to have food,1 | |
| "legionnaires' disease kills seven, sickens 86 in new york city",0 | |
| u.s. justices reject challenge to protest ban on supreme court plaza,0 | |
| chrissy teigen poses poolside with a plate of chicken on her thigh,0 | |
| "whoa, vacuum got something pretty big under couch",1 | |
| strange 'alien skeleton' mystery finally solved,0 | |
| watch: how belgium became a hotbed for terrorism,0 | |
| "on mars, who's in charge?",0 | |
| no one in prison sure how jared fogle still eating subway every meal,1 | |
| terry crews reveals the text he sent to agent after he was groped,0 | |
| pope beatifies god in important step toward sainthood,1 | |
| michele bachmann announces bid to be discussed more than she deserves in 2012,1 | |
| nation's weirdest teenager buys season one dvd of 'murphy brown',1 | |
| our 10 favorite post-gay movies,0 | |
| octavia spencer bought out a screening of 'hidden figures' for low-income families,0 | |
| "15,000 years of human artistic endeavor culminate in see spot run",1 | |
| lucky bastard gets to be in coma,1 | |
| "new wes anderson film features deadpan delivery, meticulous art direction, characters with father issues",1 | |
| voice coming from dnc sound system during sanders address clearly hillary clinton's,1 | |
| mitch mcconnell is your doctor now,0 | |
| a promise to the missing moms,0 | |
| how the wicked wanderlust can ruin your life,0 | |
| in search of the sea gypsies (photos),0 | |
| professors try to figure out what 'bae' and 'on fleek' mean,0 | |
| vending-machine snack fails to deploy,1 | |
| isis adds few violent white supremacists in bid to get u.s. to rescind terrorist designation,1 | |
| little tobacco hit with $3.5 hundred lawsuit,1 | |
| the world's largest lottery has just drawn its winners,0 | |
| "larry wilmore throws some serious shade at brian williams, the media",0 | |
| residents describe terrifying escape from london apartment block fire,0 | |
| child soldier promoted to child private 1st class,1 | |
| egyptians concerned about direction government is toppling in,1 | |
| a gay take on a pop classic becomes a rallying cry for orlando,0 | |
| 'boo 2! a madea halloween' leads a sluggish weekend at the box office,0 | |
| retired research chimps are really enjoying their new home,0 | |
| why we should value (but not worship) reason,0 | |
| kansas secretary of state: only obstacle voter id causes may be 'exerting calories',0 | |
| "sole remaining lung filled with rich, satisfying flavor",1 | |
| t-boz adds more fuel to ongoing drama with former manager,0 | |
| criminal prosecuted to fullest extent of budget,1 | |
| missing children's day: let's bring them all home,0 | |
| ganging up against gender violence!,0 | |
| latinos face digital divide in health care,0 | |
| jack lew defends efforts to help banks process marijuana sales,0 | |
| poll shows many americans agree with hillary clinton that women and men should be paid the same,0 | |
| villanova crying piccolo player captures the emotional roller coaster that is march madness,0 | |
| huffpollster: voters remain very negative about donald trump and hillary clinton,0 | |
| paul ryan grudgingly impressed by angry protester who's matched his running pace for 9 miles,1 | |
| "michael flynn caught lying about russia talks, reports say",0 | |
| report: climate change to force people to double ice cream consumption speed by 2050,1 | |
| vatican says transgender man cannot become a godparent,0 | |
| dodgers co-owner magic johnson goes bonkers watching team romp to world series,0 | |
| yoga for women,0 | |
| 'what happened' and moving on from the 2016 election,0 | |
| princeton students confront university president over woodrow wilson's legacy,0 | |
| caitlyn jenner will reportedly attend donald trump's inauguration,0 | |
| "explosion fells building outside paris, killing at least 2",0 | |
| new titanic film told from iceberg's point of view,1 | |
| motorist overwhelmed by array of jerky choices,1 | |
| dog not sure it ready to tackle whatever happened to man at work today,1 | |
| a presidency under siege,0 | |
| mike pence asks waiter to remove mrs. butterworth from table until wife arrives,1 | |
| why i am green (and the republican candidates make me see red),0 | |
| chinese military plane makes first public landing on disputed island,0 | |
| travelling through the feminine mystique to lesbian feminism,0 | |
| twelve more pie-fucking movies in the works,1 | |
| "watch live: musicians carlos santana, gregg rolie & neal schon on their new album",0 | |
| this hotel offers the ultimate in sweet dreams: a 10-pound doughnut,0 | |
| the first 'assassin's creed' trailer levels up video game movies,0 | |
| toby keith is joining trump in saudi arabia for a men-only concert,0 | |
| "for 'the interview,' even negative publicity (like a massive sony hack) is good publicity",0 | |
| russians at home and in america expect trump to deliver -- but on what depends,0 | |
| don't expect to see kim kardashian give birth on tv again,0 | |
| lady gaga quashes rumors that she ever thought bradley cooper talented in any way,1 | |
| ronda rousey eerily predicted how she would lose,0 | |
| matt smith speaks out about 'the crown' pay gap,0 | |
| man cruises by william h. macy's website to check out the latest news,1 | |
| what wealth isn't,0 | |
| pope francis condemns growing healthcare inequality in wealthy countries,0 | |
| website's built-in search engine just pathetic,1 | |
| "world cup stadium's walls reinforced with 10,000 homeless brazilians",1 | |
| "donald trump's biggest gop critics are very, very, very sad",0 | |
| mom leaves sweet little note for sixth-grader in add prescription bottle,1 | |
| dick cheney protester says overpowering the guy who grabbed her sign was no big deal,0 | |
| "u.s. reaches major milestone: 100,000 american students study in china",0 | |
| 6-year-old hoping it's not too late to shift career path from astronaut to firefighter,1 | |
| "vatican declares hours between 3 a.m., 5:30 a.m. 'ungodly'",1 | |
| area man participates in 21st-century cashless economy,1 | |
| 'suicide squad' heads for record-breaking $145 million plus opening weekend,0 | |
| friday talking points -- it's raining shoes!,0 | |
| strangers made sure this homeless man and his dog stayed warm during blizzard,0 | |
| drone that destroyed wrong target casually flying away like nothing even happened,1 | |
| reporter leads rescuers to truck driver trapped in 10 feet of water,0 | |
| gwyneth paltrow creeps up on james corden while he's mocking goop,0 | |
| "meet the other baldwin brother, james!",1 | |
| strudel the obese dog's fitness journey is nothing short of inspiring,0 | |
| 'guardians of the galaxy' director masterfully trolls marvel executive impersonator,0 | |
| an open letter to my shelter dog's first owner,0 | |
| workplace shooting planned on company time,1 | |
| trump supporter still planning on rioting at national convention anyway,1 | |
| viagra announces real medicine that gave customers erections was confidence all along,1 | |
| "birthing in the gambia: educate, empower and enable",0 | |
| "was it worth it, america?",0 | |
| saudi crown prince must answer for atrocities in yemen,0 | |
| ketchup not fancy enough for local man,1 | |
| english teacher already armed with deadly weapon called shakespeare,1 | |
| wolf blitzer debuts new real-time election results beard,1 | |
| "in hunt for new antibiotics, scientists look at bacteria in insects' stomachs",0 | |
| woman shows hairstylist example of haircut she wants,1 | |
| suicide bomber reacts poorly to surprise birthday party,1 | |
| friends of band regret going to show,1 | |
| authorities confirm north korea now has missile capable of hitting sam waterston's house,1 | |
| tearful biden carefully takes down blacklight poster of topless barbarian chick from office wall,1 | |
| delusional man somehow thinks he's going to get oscar nomination,1 | |
| trump trying to figure out how to unsubscribe from boring national security email list,1 | |
| "purritos = cats, burritos, the internet. all our favorite things",0 | |
| fake-a-wish foundation introduces dying child to brett favre lookalike,1 | |
| christianity: is your family at risk?,1 | |
| spy drone struggling to assimilate back into civilian life,1 | |
| "trump administration points to new york, chicago in latest 'sanctuary city' threat",0 | |
| "historical archives: facial corsets for ladies, finally",1 | |
| chita rivera to young performers: learn how to sing and dance,0 | |
| fussy eater 38,1 | |
| 6 netflix releases with black stars to watch this june,0 | |
| newly unemployed woman enjoys equal pay for first time in career,1 | |
| "unpublished twain autobiography rails against youtube, bp, war in afghanistan",1 | |
| libertarian candidate worried after latest poll shows him 98 points behind,1 | |
| silvio berlusconi gets penis stuck in wine bottle stuck in prostitute,1 | |
| milo yiannopoulos speech at berkeley canceled amid violent protests,0 | |
| sesame street mourns death of original letter k,1 | |
| "hackers breached u.s. election agency after vote, according to security firm",0 | |
| post-modern condition upgraded to pre-apocalyptic,1 | |
| world's most innovative companies,0 | |
| video: #icantbreathe poem on house floor,0 | |
| local man's body a really big temple,1 | |
| "breaking: fuck, fuck, fuck, this got out of hand",1 | |
| "joe stevens: queer culture, female roots and making music as a trans man",0 | |
| the infuriating reason wells fargo got away with its massive scam for so long,0 | |
| the redheads are coming! the redheads are coming!,0 | |
| "u.s. anachronism at 'all time high,' says truman",1 | |
| the gop plays politics with your health,0 | |
| this is what divorce at 41 is really like,0 | |
| trump holds strategy meeting with campaign's top militia leaders ahead of election day,1 | |
| goliath opens his wallet: a new era for cuba and the united states,0 | |
| gorsuch and rbg - the new 'odd couple'?,0 | |
| local church full of brainwashed idiots feeds town's poor every week,1 | |
| nfl commissioner's proposed solution to domestic violence problem proves they just don't get it,0 | |
| wall wishes it were load-bearing,1 | |
| "arizona can't ban mexican-american studies anymore, judge says",0 | |
| study finds more americans waiting to start secret second families until later in life,1 | |
| a pope that congress should listen to,0 | |
| "come to listen, mr. president",0 | |
| marriage breaks up over procreative differences,1 | |
| maría tomás-keegan's gps guide for lifting yourself up,0 | |
| report: there still time to convert to christianity before christmas starts,1 | |
| merle haggard haggard,1 | |
| beware the bumbler,0 | |
| climate scientists confirm there's still time to blow up the earth,1 | |
| "kellyanne conway: 'i always liked hope hicks' skin, her unblemished supple skin, pure, tasty skin'",1 | |
| study finds fewer millennials want to live,1 | |
| bernie sanders is running against hillary clinton and losing against time,0 | |
| "americans expect government officials to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples, poll shows",0 | |
| report: algerian militant killed in u.s. strike targeting al qaeda operatives in libya,0 | |
| "woman jumps into suv and stabs denver fire chief, police say",0 | |
| "study finds every style of parenting produces disturbed, miserable adults",1 | |
| $20 bill slowly but surely wriggling free from back pocket,1 | |
| billboard seems oddly proud sting will be playing at foxwoods casino,1 | |
| afghan presidential election takes dangerous turn,0 | |
| "music playing in bar could stand to be louder, worse",1 | |
| jimmy fallon gets heartfelt after revealing he almost lost his finger,0 | |
| garbage truck scoops up man looking for wallet,0 | |
| watch live: how to make your favorite summer treats,0 | |
| recently canonized martyr added to vatican's animatronic hall of saints,1 | |
| florida dope haul: seized heroin packets bear donald trump's image,0 | |
| high school student council passes nonbinding resolution,1 | |
| wwi liturgy will atone for outbreak of 'the great war',0 | |
| why i'm thinking of separating from a wonderful man after 27 years together,0 | |
| poll finds majority of americans have never met willem dafoe,1 | |
| "'you did the best you could,' says iron man action figure voiced by despondent toys 'r' us ceo packing up office",1 | |
| albanian village bombed forward into stone age,1 | |
| nobody knows what will happen if donald trump doesn't win a delegate majority,0 | |
| "aunt somehow got married, divorced twice since last time nephew saw her",1 | |
| crestfallen 'game of thrones' fans starting to realize series never going to show dragons fucking,1 | |
| the effects of delaying puberty for trans youth,0 | |
| watch weightlifter celebrate olympic bronze with an epic backflip,0 | |
| sighing banksy methodically kills another few kids who stumbled upon him doing graffiti,1 | |
| "captor, captive have different senses of humor",1 | |
| study: more couples delaying divorce until kids old enough to remember every painful detail,1 | |
| climbers abandon everest amid fresh avalanches,0 | |
| senators target the 'many-headed dragon' of climate change denial,0 | |
| the tiger mom tax: asians nearly twice as likely to get higher price from princeton review,0 | |
| hillary's last ditch effort - the final speech,0 | |
| underworld health organization launches initiative to improve incubus immortality rate,1 | |
| france's prime minister knows what's in a name,0 | |
| area high school somehow still carrying on without 2011 seniors,1 | |
| senator baucus shows rest of congress where he found the dead body,1 | |
| court just found black victim of white supremacist assault not guilty of... assault,0 | |
| the titanic scenario: could it really happen?,1 | |
| parents debate: should you send your kids to camp?,0 | |
| jon bon jovi jealous of former classmate who made it out of jersey,1 | |
| grandma's only movie watched again,1 | |
| massive document leak reveals offshore wealth of putin and his allies,0 | |
| 'egyptian jon stewart' bassem youssef introduces 'muslim morning after kit',0 | |
| why millennials need to stand out (or what i'd say in a commencement speech),0 | |
| aaron hernandez suicide highlights systemic problem in massachusetts jails and prisons,0 | |
| rachel maddow blasts benghazi committee as a 'hilarious partisan joke',0 | |
| little karate figures on top of local dojo's trophies all cowering in fear,1 | |
| struggling airline helped by friendly giant,1 | |
| sweet video honors the amazing work of child life specialists,0 | |
| katrina commander swears on live tv over puerto rico response,0 | |
| "suspect in kim jong nam's murder also sickened by toxic nerve agent, police say",0 | |
| friday talking points -- new speaker's speaking problem,0 | |
| monday's morning email: the aftermath of the baton rouge shooting that left three officers dead,0 | |
| montana judge targeted for impeachment for 60-day incest rape sentence,0 | |
| floor pizza and the new mediocrity,0 | |
| last remaining novelist dies in captivity,1 | |
| 5 wedding planning realities all brides and grooms should know,0 | |
| president-elect edwards seen entering chinatown massage parlor,1 | |
| mom responds to unsolicited advice about improving her postpartum body,0 | |
| what is love? this lesbian teen has it all figured out (video),0 | |
| federal government to be run by cheaper mexican officials,1 | |
| "'no, no, dear god no,' mumbles powerball presenter after drawing pitch-black ball",1 | |
| marilu henner named u.s. secretary of mid-level talent,1 | |
| scottish busker eric gudmunsen roasts donald trump as only a scotsman can,0 | |
| this 'pretty little liars' theory about charles has fans fuming,0 | |
| man tentatively takes shot at bad-mouthing girlfriend's family for first time,1 | |
| "car crashes straight through restaurant window, injuring 4",0 | |
| "3 months after the hurricane, one-third of puerto rico's power is still out",0 | |
| ruling galaxies but not countries: new research on women in film,0 | |
| "eric trump hooks donald jr. up to xbox, ipad, roomba to practice passing polygraph test",1 | |
| bush caught in one of his own terror traps,1 | |
| is the 'gay parent trap' killing queer culture?,0 | |
| tired and poor need not apply: the american dream is not for you,0 | |
| united airlines skips senate deadline to explain passenger-dragging incident,0 | |
| chagas disease: a 2014 world cup yellow card,0 | |
| graffiti artist no longer putting his heart in it,1 | |
| 8.8 million people enrolled in obamacare plans for 2018,0 | |
| republican platform falsely says planned parenthood sells baby parts,0 | |
| "michelle, ross and carson on the wild ride to 'rupaul's drag race'",0 | |
| wednesday's morning email: trump shakes up top staff,0 | |
| the leftovers recap: did they really do it? in 'cairo',0 | |
| "in the wake of garner, a plea for hope",0 | |
| nfl player shares some good news about his daughter's cancer treatment,0 | |
| "doctors are getting more engaged in the gun violence debate, but it's not rocket science",0 | |
| white house raises official hurricane florence death toll to -17,1 | |
| "on centennial, seven harvard scholars list lessons of wwi -- and how they might apply today",0 | |
| bush to meet with agriculture secretary down in the holler,1 | |
| "shuddering astrid menks comes home to trail of rose petals leading to nude, spread-eagle warren buffett",1 | |
| winner didn't even know it was pie-eating contest,1 | |
| the 'adults risking babies' lives for balls' epidemic continues,0 | |
| list of things man wants to do before he dies just list of tv shows,1 | |
| "grey's anatomy, what are you trying to tell us about working mothers?",0 | |
| "media outlets pledge evenhanded criticism of trump, clinton over next 4 years",1 | |
| obama up early cooking breakfast in one of michelle's extra long t-shirts,1 | |
| florida police warn public against taking law into own hands unless it's that law specifically designed for you to do that,1 | |
| john ashcroft frolics in secret vault of winnie-the-pooh toys,1 | |
| why i no longer dream of having it all,0 | |
| russian man just pretending meteor shower the reason he's bleeding from face,1 | |
| scientists get first-ever glimpse of elusive mineral,0 | |
| how 2 california parents could 'home-school' their shackled and abused children,0 | |
| disgusting coworker barely even washed ass before leaving bathroom,1 | |
| poll worker injured by trump sign booby-trapped with razor blades,0 | |
| far right surges as italy faces hung parliament,0 | |
| cat who seems a little grumpy today dying of esophageal cancer,1 | |
| conservative pundit s.e. cupp hits trump white house right in the balls,0 | |
| walkable cities are both richer and smarter,0 | |
| alcohol-themed party a success,1 | |
| "john kasich compares federal debt to a burning rome, says republicans share blame",0 | |
| a rare peek inside amazon's massive warehouse,0 | |
| "aliens arrive late: 'sorry, hope nobody's killed themselves yet,' say aliens",1 | |
| gazebo underutilized,1 | |
| marine le pen literally stole parts of a speech from her rival,0 | |
| this senate candidate explains how god-awful and life consuming fundraising is,0 | |
| video shows london marathoner helping fellow runner over finish line,0 | |
| 11 years later: the human genome paves the way for genomic technonlogy,0 | |
| eclipse 2017: how a tiny town braces for blackout,0 | |
| plan to be more positive off to shitty fucking start,1 | |
| u.s. border collie rounds up 11 million illegal immigrants,1 | |
| all of taylor swift's bffs on the 1989 tour,0 | |
| disembodied voice in elevator wants to know way to san jose,1 | |
| only time employee has ever done job is when training replacement,1 | |
| dad explains obamacare,1 | |
| freezing woman dining outside desperately clutching cloth napkin for warmth,1 | |
| exciting new app allows users to be pawns in 26-year-old ceo's little game,1 | |
| army commander depressed after reading facebook comments on latest raid,1 | |
| rick gates fondly recalls manafort finding him as hapless street urchin and teaching him how to pickpocket,1 | |
| secret service wanted to leak 'embarrassing' info on congressman,0 | |
| man says he lived in his car for days to get away from 'nagging' wife,0 | |
| discouraged bush begins seeking approval of other nations,1 | |
| how close we are to a 3-d-printed human heart,0 | |
| mindful mantras for teachers,0 | |
| "'uncharted 4' director bruce straley talks diversity, storytelling tips and more",0 | |
| man running aimlessly with olympic torch for past 3 years,1 | |
| apartment manager already knows to look out for tenant sending in minnie mouse checks,1 | |
| whoopi goldberg says the oscars 'can't be that racist' because she won once,0 | |
| "if this is what fall looks like, sign us up",0 | |
| obama speaks out for lgbt rights in kenya,0 | |
| lights go on part xx: grateful,0 | |
| study finds 68% of americans unprepared for sudden financial stability,1 | |
| quirky restaurant's bathroom had better fucking deliver,1 | |
| report: statistically speaking there's decent chance pope francis molested someone,1 | |
| curiosity rover finds 5 bucks on mars,1 | |
| new grill to revive foreman-ali rivalry,1 | |
| sam smith opens up about the downside of fame and his true mission,0 | |
| atlantic records sends cease-and-desist order to woman using lizzo's 'juice' as her personal anthem,1 | |
| pigeon's route accommodated,1 | |
| apartment broker recommends brooklyn residents spend no more than 150% of income on rent,1 | |
| mom makes sure everyone has masturbated before long car ride,1 | |
| trump administration denies president was behind jared kushner's promotion to 4-star general,1 | |
| everyone at u.n. watching trump speak can't believe they used to consider u.s. a superpower,1 | |
| mumford and sons can't believe they all got each other mandolins for christmas,1 | |
| palestinians suspicious of al-aqsa surveillance promoted by kerry,0 | |
| kalamazoo shooting suspect switched cars amid rampage,0 | |
| apparently reese witherspoon likes j.crew as much as we do,0 | |
| "rex, rob ryan finally get bunk beds they always wanted",1 | |
| "three arrested with cache of weapons, some loaded, near holland tunnel",0 | |
| five-year-old convinced dinosaur bones are buried in backyard,1 | |
| merriam-webster has six simple words for those sexist 'doctor who' fans,0 | |
| love letters from wwii: in memory of my father,0 | |
| minnesota museum to remove gallows exhibit after native american protest,0 | |
| style replaces substance,1 | |
| are we really sure we want a president pence?,0 | |
| doctor makes half-hearted alternative suggestions before handing over drugs,1 | |
| austria legalizes same-sex marriage,0 | |
| 'finding dory' just keeps swimming past the box office competition,0 | |
| singles bar contains single woman,1 | |
| stephen miller enraged after discovering cantaloupe he's fucking from mexico,1 | |
| man who faced 20 years for marijuana possession freed after legal battle,0 | |
| this is what it's like to be gay in iran,0 | |
| this big dog and little bird are inseparable pals,0 | |
| researchers discover details smaller than minutiae,1 | |
| infographic: how to respond to an outbreak - success factors for fighting off ebola,0 | |
| kavanaugh panicking after botching part of confirmation where he asked if he rejects satan,1 | |
| asian-american caucus demands investigation after chinese-american scientist accused of spying,0 | |
| "bound, gagged joaquin castro horrified by what his identical twin brother might be doing out on dnc floor",1 | |
| emmanuel macron not sure how to tell billionaires notre dame repair only costs $200,1 | |
| u.s. fish and wildlife service reintroduces straw hat-wearing boys to old fishin' holes,1 | |
| goodwill employees shaken by gigantic pants,1 | |
| "happy new year, president trump: the hunt for silver linings",0 | |
| south african prison rape survivors speak out for the first time,0 | |
| kuwait starting to notice girls,1 | |
| dan savage takes on ann coulter over transgender bathroom rights,0 | |
| "man forced to reverse-engineer point in midst of meandering, absentminded rant",1 | |
| what olympic swimmer ryan lochte eats for breakfast will shock you,0 | |
| vigilante judge takes law into own hands,1 | |
| "syria, russia pound rebel-held aleppo but advances halt",0 | |
| 'new york times' corrects story by admitting they burned venezuela aid convoy,1 | |
| donald trump picks elaine chao to lead department of transportation,0 | |
| war: the cry of the republicans,0 | |
| how to make a living as a drag queen,0 | |
| hong kong protesters clash with police near government headquarters,0 | |
| naked eric trump runs through state dinner pursued by screaming au pair,1 | |
| 10 ways to be authentic online,0 | |
| marco rubio's rivals take aim at his history on immigration,0 | |
| pope francis renounces papacy after falling in love with beautiful american divorcee,1 | |
| martin o'malley backs $15 national minimum wage,0 | |
| gina rodriguez responds to golden globes' america ferrera mix-up,0 | |
| senator dick durbin forced to watch state of the union address from home after getting ripped off by ticket scalper,1 | |
| "sixth roy moore accuser comes forward, says he groped her in 1991",0 | |
| sammy davis jr. handled his oscar flub like a boss,0 | |
| trump's east european achilles heel,0 | |
| hardened white blood cell no longer hesitates to kill viruses,1 | |
| nasa announces plans to launch chimpanzee into sun,1 | |
| "obama, tennessee titans have no clue why team invited to white house",1 | |
| "school aide fed pet treats to 75 students, claimed they were cookies: report",0 | |
| 'that's so raven' cast reunites on 'the view' and shares show secrets,0 | |
| man happy to set up job interview for fraternity brother he once forced to drink own piss,1 | |
| what it means when your home makes scary noises,0 | |
| 17 mother's day gifts and cards for all the geeky moms out there,0 | |
| cnn chief jeff zucker rips donna brazile's 'disgusting' dealings with clinton campaign,0 | |
| sacred sites,0 | |
| what i learned about love from my boyfriend's depression,0 | |
| excercise ball all the way over there,1 | |
| humiliated man discovers embroidery on his jean pockets,1 | |
| ruth bader ginsburg says 'cooler heads' should prevail on supreme court vacancy,0 | |
| millions of human beings experiencing actual emotions about j.j. abrams directing 'star wars',1 | |
| drunken episode a repeat,1 | |
| ryan lochte is 32. we shouldn't treat him like a kid.,0 | |
| 'mudbound' oscar nominations place netflix in big leagues,0 | |
| "lice invade espn makeup and hair studios, deadspin reports",0 | |
| 8-year-old palestinian boy pleasantly surprised he hasn't been killed yet,1 | |
| an apology to my fellow black woman,0 | |
| these breathtakingly beautiful cakes are straight out of a dream,0 | |
| the true meaning of the ray rice scandal,0 | |
| stephen king rips donald trump in his scariest horror story yet,0 | |
| make-a-reasonable-request foundation provides sick child with decent seats to minnesota timberwolves game,1 | |
| budget cheat day lets government splurge on anything it wants once a week,1 | |
| the onion apologizes,1 | |
| ice launches campaign to reunite immigrant children with arresting officer,1 | |
| senate does equifax a favor as a former executive is charged with insider trading,0 | |
| "trump is at war with iran, not isis",0 | |
| "report: majority of mothers would drop kids off at warehouse called 'fun zone' for hour of free time, no questions asked",1 | |
| chance the rapper teams up with naacp for #staywokeandvote campaign,0 | |
| here's what it would look like if kids planned the family vacations,0 | |
| fan doubtful 'solo: a star wars story' can live up to denny's blaster fire burger,1 | |
| death with dignity advocates say most catholic voters support the right to die,0 | |
| trump lawyer attended doj meeting on confidential fbi informant,0 | |
| all gold everything (notes on depression and feeling broken),0 | |
| "donald glover's 'this is america,' through the eyes of a jim crow historian",0 | |
| anderson cooper begins debate by giving trump opportunity to explain what the fuck is wrong with him,1 | |
| power of pride,0 | |
| "yes, ashanti is still here and ready for you to 'say less'",0 | |
| 6 intimate details you can tell just by looking at someone,0 | |
| what about trump's campaign promise of 'america first'?,0 | |
| the 5 best basic phones for kids,0 | |
| hillary clinton sets personal single rep squat record while watching bernie sanders on gym tv,1 | |
| cbs: l.a. doctors not some kind of joke,1 | |
| sunday roundup,0 | |
| job placement service helps students who fail out of dad's alma mater find work at dad's company,1 | |
| hbo's new streaming service is now live,0 | |
| worldwide executions surge to highest levels in 25 years: report,0 | |
| maya angelou thought she'd be invited to more white house stuff,1 | |
| constituents shout down republican when she ducks a question about obamacare,0 | |
| smug new mom going to start a blog,1 | |
| how the opioid crisis is blowing a hole in small-town america's finances,0 | |
| merkel: isis poses major risk to europe,0 | |
| black women are rising – when will our pay?,0 | |
| the drag queen world series: everything you need to know!,0 | |
| attractive woman surprised to learn coworker a dick,1 | |
| you can train your brain to make smarter money decisions. here's how,0 | |
| i left a little of me at wounded knee,0 | |
| 45 things you'll never hear most men say,0 | |
| breaking: drunk teen going 100 mph down slick highway is invincible,1 | |
| "humor, hope, and human rights: on the loss of robin williams",0 | |
| mom decides enough time has passed to lose touch with paramedic who saved son's life,1 | |
| fcc chairman overturns decision to cancel 'party down',1 | |
| 'friends' co-creator on whether or not we'll get a reboot,0 | |
| area man accidentally responds to own 'm4m' ad,1 | |
| dying newspaper trend buys nation's newspapers three more weeks,1 | |
| the clever gop plan to create even more gridlock,0 | |
| "june, weddings and father's day",0 | |
| magazine says you have sex and the city fever,1 | |
| 'rolling stone' offering readers 3-month free trial period for buying company,1 | |
| pet gerbil has been absolutely crushing it lately,1 | |
| god's gift to women returned,1 | |
| here's how concerned republicans are with trump's conflicts of interest,0 | |
| "it unclear why thousands of loud, chanting trump supporters gathering outside arena in iowa",1 | |
| second hour in fabric store nearly kills eight-year-old,1 | |
| cory booker apologizes to wall street bankers for the mean things he's going to have to say about them,1 | |
| "facebook, google and whatsapp plan to increase encryption of user data",0 | |
| dye pack foils art thief,1 | |
| body language experts offer insight into meaning of marco rubio loudly sobbing throughout debate,1 | |
| "hootie and the blowfish: breaking down racial barriers between black, white pussies",1 | |
| help from pinterest for my daughter's party? not this time,0 | |
| who urges end to routine antibiotic use in farm animals to stem rise of superbugs,0 | |
| area woman morbidly fit,1 | |
| guantánamo detainee ruled not mentally fit to testify about psychological torture,1 | |
| new candy to hum and glow in mouths,1 | |
| jonah lehrer working on book about neuroscience behind why we falsify quotes,1 | |
| do serving sizes impact how much you eat?,0 | |
| the gop's stockholm syndrome,0 | |
| minnesota republican attacks her democratic opponent for being 'lgbt' and 'half black',0 | |
| birthday cards from grandma becoming more religious,1 | |
| historical archives: two feared dead in near-by child-birth,1 | |
| my life at frost valley ymca,0 | |
| what to do when someone gives you a gift and you didn't get them one,0 | |
| next week's school shooting victims thank senate for failing to pass gun bill,1 | |
| senate republicans promise there will be plenty of time to review kavanaugh writings when they become law of land,1 | |
| i'm entering the empty nest stage of purses,0 | |
| to my meant-to-bes: a letter to my failed ivf embryos,0 | |
| 12 things cool moms do to embarrass their teen sons,0 | |
| monster truck driver beginning to suspect crowd is cheering for truck,1 | |
| son of edward r. murrow says father 'real dirtbag' compared to onion reporters,1 | |
| 5 signs you should be eating more carbs (really!),0 | |
| yosemite expands lodging accommodations with new log cabin high-rises,1 | |
| poll: 56% of voters say country better off than it was 4 eons ago,1 | |
| "women in business q&a: stephanie teuwen president and co-founder, teuwen communications",0 | |
| 5-year-old figures he has a year left of peeing at urinals with his pants all the way down,1 | |
| piers morgan just pissed off a lot of parents with paternity leave comments,0 | |
| seven-year-old told to take it like a man,1 | |
| report: this just the 30th wake-up call woman needed,1 | |
| knights organization denies claims that overhunting could lead to extinction of dragons,1 | |
| the important conversation almost no one seems to be having,0 | |
| alan keyes admits: 'i just enjoy campaigning',1 | |
| "man who just bought mayan headdress, 4 crates of corn pretty sure you'll be looking like the fool when apocalypse happens",1 | |
| cyber fraudsters reap billions through email wire-transfer scams,0 | |
| biological life regrets waiting 2.3 billion years to try sex,1 | |
| 18 electric wedding kisses that will leave you weak in the knees,0 | |
| "loose-lipped rudy giuliani does not represent u.s. on foreign policy, warns state department",0 | |
| shopping for happiness in the oscar race's gorgeous department stores,0 | |
| 4 ways the state of the union got stronger under obama,0 | |
| closed-door meeting to determine future of honey-roasted peanuts,1 | |
| leading drug policy expert endorses marijuana legalization in oregon,0 | |
| man excited to look like different type of idiot in front of coworkers at bar,1 | |
| tom clancy treated like he's some kind of terrorism expert,1 | |
| obama's fifth gulf coast visit really helps a lot,1 | |
| holiday traditions: friendships,0 | |
| computer being stupid,1 | |
| your weight is just a symptom,0 | |
| "elton john wows mother theresa funeral crowd with 'the bitch is back""",1 | |
| corn added to list of items that upset grandma's stomach,1 | |
| only remaining rhyme rapper can think of is 'cliff clavin',1 | |
| what's your story?,0 | |
| new device converts grass to meat,1 | |
| biggest data leak in history reveals the global reach of dirty money,0 | |
| boardroom hokey pokey: that dance that women do,0 | |
| parental leave revolution moves from tech to banking,0 | |
| why terrible news really might keep you up at night,0 | |
| "locks of love completes construction of massive hair silo capable of holding 150,000 pounds of hair",1 | |
| snowy mountain in pyeongchang figures it can withstand 1 or 2 more big cheers before triggering avalanche,1 | |
| "a woman as indiana jones? yes, please.",0 | |
| coalition of buzzed cousins issues annual greatest nation on earth rankings,1 | |
| how has digitization affected my personal life & environment so far?,0 | |
| the 'fuller house' season 2 trailer teases a lot of fun,0 | |
| video game character stares impotently at forbidden realm beyond impassable waist-high bush,1 | |
| second nintendo controller sits unused,1 | |
| john orozco breaks down after qualifying for usa gymnastics team,0 | |
| history is made as rams officially sign michael sam to 4-year multi-million dollar contract,0 | |
| white nationalists have been saying 'diversity is not our strength' for years,0 | |
| mit should do better,0 | |
| pastor talking to non-christian who just lost wife can smell blood,1 | |
| why it's taking so long to get more electric cars on the road,0 | |
| chemicals that pushed man's ancestors to run down wild boar flare at sight of white cheddar popcorn bag,1 | |
| man watching cleopatra 2525 has no time to read,1 | |
| report: make it stop,1 | |
| on the road to the emmys with my entourage aka my kids,0 | |
| wednesday's morning email: conservatives aren't loving the proposed gop obamacare reform,0 | |
| hong kong chooses new beijing-backed leader amid political tensions,0 | |
| reggie white to host fox's when atheletes talk,1 | |
| 5 better questions to ask allergy families,0 | |
| gun stocks soar as obama announces executive actions on gun control,0 | |
| "breaking: daniel throwing his life away, you should call him, he dropped out of wharton—wharton, for god's sake",1 | |
| the everyday heroes of the hurricanes,0 | |
| "boy george opens up about happiness, being a u.s. politics junkie and more",0 | |
| local sea cow tired of all the lies,1 | |
| one of the last original tuskegee airmen instructors dies at 96,0 | |
| world's worst person decides to go into marketing,1 | |
| "trump to violate iran nuclear deal, vows to reimpose sanctions",0 | |
| hillary clinton wows russians with poignant chekhovian monologue,1 | |
| what cutting americorps would mean for public lands,0 | |
| coach filmed before live studio audience,1 | |
| report: majority of statements now prefaced by phrase 'in light of recent events',1 | |
| "surprise, surprise, donald trump's supporters are trying to 'rig' the election",0 | |
| study finds having it all leading indicator that everything will come crashing down,1 | |
| nancy grace reports own mind now missing for 83 days,1 | |
| why smartphone use helps develop 21st century skills in higher education,0 | |
| republican coma candidate dominates gop debate,1 | |
| man who keeps keys on carabiner must rappel into office building every morning,1 | |
| "bob iger: at disney, we live every day in terror that you'll turn on superhero movies",1 | |
| pat patriot denies being mascot #5 in prostitution sting police report,1 | |
| mother still searching for preschool that focuses exclusively on her son,1 | |
| jebbush.com takes you to donald trump's website,0 | |
| "songs from the big chair gets supersized: chats with tff's roland orzabal & curt smith, lloyd cole and lang lang...plus!",0 | |
| merrick garland tears up during fifth grade commencement address,0 | |
| cruel owner chains bike outside in freezing weather,1 | |
| weird al's 'lame claim to fame' mocks celebrity obsession,0 | |
| nation's ninetysomethings gear up for last year of their lives,1 | |
| nra recommends preventing firearm deaths by securing children in locked safe,1 | |
| cbs reveals 'big bang theory' season 12 will explore why sheldon keeps job after sexually harassing 6 research assistants,1 | |
| most americans think donald trump shouldn't have to sell his companies to be president,0 | |
| unemployed man photoshops self into former company's staff photo,1 | |
| man wistfully looks around website he hasn't visited for 30 minutes,1 | |
| first look at the new queen elsa from 'once upon a time',0 | |
| shake it off: what i learned from a negative review,0 | |
| 'the world of postsecret' reveals what lurks in the hearts of man,0 | |
| wedding planner suggests replacing unsightly groom,1 | |
| new co-worker seems like nice enough guy,1 | |
| last living california raisin dies of prostate cancer,1 | |
| area dad suspicious of car parked across street,1 | |
| "georgia's lieutenant governor tells delta to give nra back its discounts, or else",0 | |
| donald trump and steve wynn: a hastily formed team of rivals with deeply questionable motives,0 | |
| where all the teachers are above aveage,0 | |
| neill blomkamp shares new 'alien' concept art on instagram,0 | |
| cia forced to complete all scheduled torture in one hectic weekend,1 | |
| twitter doesn't tire of knocking conor mcgregor's stamina,0 | |
| rob portman: obama will face 'lawsuits' if he acts alone on immigration,0 | |
| "white house says enviros love this trade pact, but enviros say otherwise",0 | |
| more than two in five american adults carry hpv,0 | |
| trump budget a disaster for women and families,0 | |
| tesla posts massive first quarter loss after self-driving car absconds with $702 million in cash,1 | |
| watch: u.s. gets even with sensational goal,0 | |
| mom calling to ask if she can throw away 3-ring binder from middle school,1 | |
| two incredible beatboxers make corporate jargon sound way better than your boss does,0 | |
| study finds 70% of bingo winners end up prizeless within 5 years,1 | |
| 27 delicious ways to do a vegan holiday feast,0 | |
| why we don't know the size of the transgender population,0 | |
| these twins' daily halloween costumes are beyond adorable,0 | |
| colleges pressured by feds to avoid asking about criminal records on applications,0 | |
| to hope again,0 | |
| "frantic, last-second study finds old-fashioned donut better for you than bavarian cream",1 | |
| ewan mcgregor shuts down homophobic 'beauty and the beast' haters,0 | |
| nevada politician: getting an abortion was 'the right decision' for me,0 | |
| anne hathaway takes a cue from emma stone & andrew garfield,0 | |
| 347 locals identify slain prostitute,1 | |
| report: jack black's life more valuable than yours if it ever comes down to it,1 | |
| sarah palin slams donald trump's carrier deal as 'crony capitalism',0 | |
| teen on birthright trip hadn't expected to see so many dead palestinians,1 | |
| bobby jindal vows to return america to time when he was rising republican star,1 | |
| cops respond to reports of threats and screams... and find the unexpected,0 | |
| two thumbs down on air nonsense,0 | |
| mitt romney frantically running around ohio smiling and waving,1 | |
| "kushner: 'i did not collude, but i pretty much have to say that, right?'",1 | |
| january is the month for personal renewal,0 | |
| hundreds of hbcu students march to the polls to urge people to vote,0 | |
| eddie bauer announces new line of brown clothes,1 | |
| californian falls to his death from cliff trying to rescue his dog,0 | |
| bel-air homeowners association issues fine to resident with unapproved wildfire in front yard,1 | |
| maker of pizza rolls rethinks letting fans tell its story,1 | |
| vatican unveils new pope signal,1 | |
| new therapist obsessed with old therapist,1 | |
| even donald trump's former boss thinks he's a 'demented' reality star,0 | |
| "chili dog, cheddar fries caught in area beard",1 | |
| a time capsule of us,0 | |
| woman meets george w. bush while reporting for jury duty,0 | |
| sea of change: a company that views seaweed as an infinitely nourishing gift from the seas,0 | |
| women in politics matter -- even when they're not women's advocates,0 | |
| area woman encouraged by sight of other woman drinking beer alone at airport bar,1 | |
| longtime sexual fantasy awkwardly fulfilled,1 | |
| gordon ramsay berates spoon for 45 minutes,1 | |
| france takes first step toward world cup redemption,0 | |
| all the 'sleepy hollow' season 2 intel you can handle,0 | |
| john stossel: the reason why i watch fox news,0 | |
| the world war ii-era women who broke up the disney boys' club,0 | |
| "the vergara era, part 1: how we got here",0 | |
| will trump follow through on guns? he didn't do so on immigration.,0 | |
| supreme court cock-blocks iowa man,1 | |
| thalia cassuto remembers when birth control became legal. she's fighting to keep it that way.,0 | |
| "mccain stares at screen, attempts to write family christmas letter",1 | |
| can the cops be stopped before they kill again?,0 | |
| how do you know when a beauty product is 'the one'?,0 | |
| joan moran: 7 business skills that make your personal life successful,0 | |
| teen weirded out after running over english teacher outside of school,1 | |
| dear mr. president: a dispatch from bowling green,0 | |
| this teenager's gory special effects videos are bloody impressive,0 | |
| meet the young people trying to make sure detroit's rebirth works for everybody,0 | |
| americans give thumbs down to donald trump's debate attacks,0 | |
| bradley cooper racks up staggering one oscar nominations,1 | |
| #dearbetsy campaign implores donald trump's education pick to protect campus rape rules,0 | |
| the remarkable legacy of fidel castro,0 | |
| scrabble come-on only worth four points,1 | |
| hints of hope emerge in deadly american bat plague,0 | |
| elon musk is ready to conquer mars,0 | |
| maze with cheese in center enters human trials following decades of testing on mice,1 | |
| this type of breast cancer is more deadly for black women,0 | |
| austin bars police department from selling its old guns to the public,0 | |
| this black woman is turning the white investing world on its head,0 | |
| "pamela anderson talks candidly about love, forgiveness and her foundation",0 | |
| "dallas is where i finally get to see the famous french ""déjeûner sur l'herbe"" painting by monet",0 | |
| "comey: 'what can i say, i'm just a catty bitch from new jersey and i live for drama'",1 | |
| 4 parenting tips that are music to your ears,0 | |
| paris police arrest second couple over notre dame gas cylinders,0 | |
| rubio's path to an outright win has vanished,0 | |
| the education department officially won't deal with transgender students experiencing bathroom discrimination,0 | |
| area man remembers less politically correct time when christmas was about honoring the glory of saturn,1 | |
| salmonella is on the rise because people won't stop cuddling their chickens,0 | |
| are you the artist...or the masterpiece?,0 | |
| moving unicef ad shows how history is repeating itself for refugees,0 | |
| magnetic migration,0 | |
| the harvey weinstein scandal should be a message to all men,0 | |
| sarah huckabee sanders denies doctoring footage showing jim acosta in clown makeup blowing up gotham hospital,1 | |
| john bel edwards' new ad attacking david vitter is not subtle,0 | |
| indonesian unrest quelled for tourist season,1 | |
| "olympic thrills, and a few chills, on a summer puget sound adventure",0 | |
| "christmas, grief, and moving forward after an alzheimer's diagnosis",0 | |
| florence henderson wanted carol brady to have a job,0 | |
| "second fatwa issued on salman rushdie for derivative, uninspired 13th novel",1 | |
| how to deal with isis,0 | |
| area man could have made same meal at home but worse,1 | |
| dr. oz explains why men rarely address mental health issues,0 | |
| the mashed potato recipes you want and need,0 | |
| 5 ways to create the perfect outdoor room,0 | |
| powerful special interest group momentarily blanks on agenda,1 | |
| burglar hiding in pistorius' bathroom figures now probably his best chance to escape,1 | |
| sex toy discreetly shipped in plain dildo-shaped box,1 | |
| 2016 perspectives from the festival of politics,0 | |
| man going to restroom deputizes friend to order him another beer,1 | |
| "report: only 893,000 news stories to go until 2016 election over",1 | |
| jennifer aniston finally reveals hairstyle that repulsed brad pitt,1 | |
| christian rock band cleans up hotel room,1 | |
| 'scooter' libby wishes he'd ditched nickname before media coverage,1 | |
| "in nyc, birthplace of climate march, a reminder of who suffers most from pollution",0 | |
| "johnsville, il, renamed walmart #11717",1 | |
| "reforming college debt, part i: the problem",0 | |
| reclaiming our faith in the era of trump,0 | |
| a lifeline for disappearing cod,0 | |
| why erlich on 'silicon valley' is the best and the worst,0 | |
| "report: you're supposed to tip supermarket cashiers, you son of a bitch",1 | |
| sully sullenberger realizes it too late now to let everyone know plane did all that stuff on autopilot,1 | |
| "oh god, invitation to lunch somehow trickled down to office weirdos",1 | |
| neil gorsuch sworn in as america's 113th supreme court justice,0 | |
| it kind of pathetic how excited 3-year-old is to see daddy home from work,1 | |
| report: it too soon to glance back at attractive person,1 | |
| paul ryan: 'the comments donald trump will make over the next few months are regrettable',1 | |
| man who enjoys thing informed he is wrong,1 | |
| beijing air solidifies,1 | |
| mario cuomo's legacy,0 | |
| man's dream to get drunk in an a-frame finally realized,1 | |
| "customer awkwardly accepts one cent, receipt",1 | |
| study: not being an asshole boss may boost employee morale,1 | |
| everyone thinks this is lady gaga's character in 'american horror story',0 | |
| man charged in disappearance of north carolina toddler,0 | |
| watch pentagon video of the moment the 'mother of all bombs' exploded,0 | |
| don lemon says he would probably be like malcolm x if he wasn't a journalist,0 | |
| detectives overlooked casey anthony's 'i killed my daughter' ama on reddit,1 | |
| meet the third party,0 | |
| jake tapper grills gop senator: 'you gave me and anderson cooper a huge tax break',0 | |
| why runners can't stop talking about themselves,0 | |
| economists warn new graduates may have to tough it out for 5 to 6 weeks before landing dream job,1 | |
| the things i do to feed the world,0 | |
| office bad boy sees right through team-building exercise,1 | |
| family wealthy enough to have the kind of refrigerator doors that blend into cabinets,1 | |
| the funniest tweets from parents this week,0 | |
| european vacation -- in philadelphia!,0 | |
| crocodile bites off bush's arm,1 | |
| obese doctors urge nation to eat three meals a meal,1 | |
| "area man's back aching after bad night's sleep, 58 continuous years of horrible posture",1 | |
| selfless cop escorts adorable family of ducklings across busy street,0 | |
| medical professionals fact-check 'grey's anatomy' sex scenes,0 | |
| woody harrelson applies to open a marijuana dispensary,0 | |
| al roker strongly considers retiring from creating the weather,1 | |
| "manchester bomber was motivated to commit terrorism by hate preachers, not religion",0 | |
| danny cortez is a dangerous man,0 | |
| "cheney returns to u.s. with full head of thick, wavy hair",1 | |
| the global movement to divest from fossil fuels is unstoppable,0 | |
| preserving the phoenician heritage of tyre against the latest threats in the middle east,0 | |
| when to fight with a kid and when to just give up,0 | |
| leg man also an arms buff,1 | |
| jay-z finally explains how he and beyoncé came up with those baby names,0 | |
| libertarian reluctantly calls fire department,1 | |
| minimum-wage increases: the justice of redistribution,0 | |
| man does good job getting drunk,1 | |
| ethics attorney says rep. john conyers verbally abused her as his staffer,0 | |
| 3 toddlers dredged from chuck e. cheese ball pit,1 | |
| ridiculous bat vs. pipe road rage battle gets 'star wars' treatment,0 | |
| paramount executive snaps up script that begins with studio logo fading into establishing shot of actual mountain,1 | |
| town uglification committee approves new pile of garbage bags,1 | |
| u.s. secretary of beer: 'woooo!',1 | |
| obama adviser john podesta's biggest regret is not getting ufo files released,0 | |
| "disabilities act was 'life-changer' for millions, but new legislation needed to move forward",0 | |
| 10 (more) gorgeous colorized photos that put history in a new light,0 | |
| decision to ask out girl made using 10-sided die,1 | |
| "chaplains, counselors, pastors rush to help in san bernardino",0 | |
| jonathan adler's stunning new hotel project has a powerful mission,0 | |
| 6 graphics to show to your climate-denying uncle this thanksgiving,0 | |
| area woman didn't say that; you said that,1 | |
| guinea pig returned for store credit,1 | |
| the pakistani friends and the foes of the new york times,0 | |
| man too deep into sentence to avoid saying word he can't pronounce,1 | |
| "gunman kills one, wounds four in shooting at german nightclub",0 | |
| giving presence this holiday season,0 | |
| true north at southwest airlines,0 | |
| terrible artist thinks latest piece really represents a culmination of everything he's been working toward all his life,1 | |
| moving trailer for mr. rogers documentary highlights the power of kindness,0 | |
| mom just wants to watch something nice,1 | |
| trump tells guam governor nuclear tensions will mean more tourism,0 | |
| sharon stone auctioned off to german conglomerate,1 | |
| 25 million onion social users run into glorious flames of headquarters in hopes of using website one last time,1 | |
| trevor noah: donald trump selflessly embodies america's worst traits,0 | |
| destiny's child referred to as 'feminist icons' with straight face,1 | |
| 8 things guns compensate for (besides your penis),0 | |
| whippoorwill has had same 3-note song stuck in head for entire life,1 | |
| enormous grace slick threatens california coastline,1 | |
| "'i reunited with my birth mother, who says she wishes she never had me and that i would die'",0 | |
| mommy needs a nap,0 | |
| indian cops arrest alleged kingpin behind u.s. tax scam,0 | |
| watch how a headline turns a nice story ageist,0 | |
| women who loot,0 | |
| 'aha!' shouts devin nunes pulling back shower curtain in hopes of revealing hidden fbi agent,1 | |
| trump lawyers dish on russia probe at steakhouse as nyt reporter listens in,0 | |
| newtown victim's animal sanctuary dream becomes a reality,0 | |
| trump orders help for chinese phone-maker after china approves money for trump project,0 | |
| meet the white house's newest star: a whiteboard,0 | |
| "broken windows, broken trust",0 | |
| rick perry experiences overwhelming feeling of clarity and contentment in final moments before death of campaign,1 | |
| ruby tuesday goes public with request that everyone come on down to ruby tuesday,1 | |
| everyone at airport delighted by chubby family rapidly waddling toward gate,1 | |
| why it's time to drop the 'd' from ptsd,0 | |
| man embarrassed thinking about every opinion he's ever articulated,1 | |
| what does 'black-on-black crime' have to do with ferguson?,0 | |
| rudy giuliani says white cops needed to stop black people from shooting each other,0 | |
| lonesome alito declares marriage only between a man and the sea,1 | |
| exhausted trump supporter just decides massive cuts to healthcare subsidies reason he voted for him,1 | |
| kristen stewart ditches her brunette locks for a bleached 'do,0 | |
| "obama, romney remain about equally powerful",1 | |
| lebron james guarantees cleveland will win numerous regular season games,1 | |
| donald trump formally announces indiana gov. mike pence as vp pick,0 | |
| delicate little man kept awake all night by having coffee after four o'clock,1 | |
| new employee still eager enough to pick up slack for coworkers,1 | |
| trees planted in poor neighborhood mature just in time for gentrification,1 | |
| my favorite love story,0 | |
| rhode island votes to move 2008 primary to tomorrow,1 | |
| a patriotic neighbor,0 | |
| donald trump's 'do not congratulate' putin blunder is already a savage new meme,0 | |
| 20 suede pieces you'll want to wear all spring,0 | |
| sen. richard burr: the cloak and dagger senator,0 | |
| perverted wall gets off on making apartment guests look at exposed brick,1 | |
| this gay couple shares the beautiful story of how their family formed,0 | |
| this is what it's like to get butt-dialed by lorne michaels,0 | |
| webster's reluctantly adds 'melty' to english lexicon,1 | |
| measuring spoon hasn't looked back ever since being detached from ring,1 | |
| from bicycles to spaceships (video),0 | |
| investigation in notre dame student-tutor sex scandal reveals startling accusations,0 | |
| most germans fear the effects of a trump election victory,0 | |
| iraq beheading videos enter summer reruns,1 | |
| area dad wants to watch new blu-ray of 'spring breakers' by himself,1 | |
| "it's national 'twilight zone' day, so here's every creepy laugh from the show",0 | |
| genetic experiment goes horribly right,1 | |
| leather-clad ted cruz greeting voters at reno-area fetish club,1 | |
| dwarf actor assured guest spot on 'how i met your mother' will not be demeaning,1 | |
| corpses of 'lone ranger' producers hung from hollywood blvd. street lights as warning to others,1 | |
| "meet axel, old spice's ridiculous new whale-riding stuntman",0 | |
| competition for low-wage jobs hurts kids looking for summer work,0 | |
| send your kids back to school with confidence,0 | |
| study finds chimpanzees only other animal capable of keeping lid on friend's affair,1 | |
| same-sex parents still face legal complications,0 | |
| trump calls on congress to empower agencies to oust federal workers,0 | |
| studio audience wants show to be over,1 | |
| "man's bloodstream enjoys hour-long intermission between coffee, alcohol blitzes",1 | |
| amber tamblyn's haunting poems illuminate the lives of dead actresses,0 | |
| the populist president goes to davos,0 | |
| stephen colbert gets women from 1776 to react to the first female presidential nominee,0 | |
| update: taylor swift back together with ex-boyfriend christopher dorner,1 | |
| microbrewer trying to work dog into name of new seasonal beer,1 | |
| finephilia with designer ryan saghian,0 | |
| the world cup winners selfie is the best ever,0 | |
| "stan lee, creator of beloved marvel character stan lee, dead at 95",1 | |
| north korea says it's open to talking denuclearization with the u.s.,0 | |
| local student also a poet,1 | |
| jeb bush inching podium closer to center of stage during commercial breaks,1 | |
| to my grandmother after my father's death,0 | |
| palestinian refugees: employment is the solution,0 | |
| the new new net neutrality,0 | |
| "herculean effort, astronomical expense lead to photo of whole family at disney world",1 | |
| brown workers put company in the black,1 | |
| a ray of hope for lesbian veteran denied burial next to wife?,0 | |
| all flights grounded after faa officials suddenly realize that man was not meant to fly,1 | |
| ukraine begins to cut off transportation to crimea,0 | |
| presidential primaries,0 | |
| study finds dogs twitching in sleep are dreaming about tearing owners limb from limb,1 | |
| house of blues actually house of whites,1 | |
| unclear why stagehand wrote heartfelt little notes to everyone in cast,1 | |
| passenger assures flight attendant he has opened emergency exit dozens of times before,1 | |
| bankrupt toys 'r' us forced to euthanize thousands of hatchimals,1 | |
| work friends calling bill 'william',1 | |
| billy ray cyrus to speak out on single-payer health-care issue on politically incorrect,1 | |
| relaxing tea better fucking work,1 | |
| this could be 'one of the warmest christmas days of your lifetime',0 | |
| webmd doesn't know how to tell you this,1 | |
| cell phone stuck in 2-year contract with local man,1 | |
| protesters march in wisconsin after unarmed black man shot dead by police,0 | |
| baby doesn't realize it's a white supremacist yet,1 | |
| how to pick a lifestyle consistent with your passion,0 | |
| the top 10 wedding toast faux pas,0 | |
| "maintaining neutrality in the new york times, from jill abramson (video)",0 | |
| kind bar ceo admits they just sort of find the bars like that,1 | |
| las vegas review-journal taps glenn cook to steer newsroom temporarily after rocky month,0 | |
| fcc to fine americans who don't keep up with tv shows,1 | |
| "a 2,000-year-old thanksgiving psalm",0 | |
| top house democrats demand fbi inquiry into trump team's alleged link to email hack,0 | |
| "rest assured, amy schumer and jennifer lawrence still hang out",0 | |
| "federal judges can't clear someone's record, even for minor, nonviolent offenses",0 | |
| trapped mexican bakery staff bake hundreds of loaves for harvey flood victims,0 | |
| man jailed for social security scam set up by late father in 1945,0 | |
| northeast ohio and the san francisco bay area have more in common than nba mvps and championship games,0 | |
| kid who hugged cop in viral protest photo feared dead in family car plunge,0 | |
| serena williams: 'doctors aren't listening' so black women are dying,0 | |
| 4 ways to support farm-to-school policies,0 | |
| pope francis lays hands on ailing u.s. infrastructure,1 | |
| "internet, a double-edged sword stained with fake news and censorship",0 | |
| nation demands nasa stop holding press conferences until they discover some little alien guys,1 | |
| overweight man repeatedly introduced to overweight woman at party,1 | |
| will p5+1 and iran clinch a deal?,0 | |
| republican women: a reminder that your party is not for you,0 | |
| i photograph to remember,0 | |
| this bio-mom and stepmom's friendship is nothing short of inspiring,0 | |
| "guillermo del toro: 'in today's society, the true monsters are the horrifying, flesh-eating gargoyles'",1 | |
| senator struggling to weigh interests of entire constituency against nothing,1 | |
| spider sitting on shower wall can't wait to see look on man's face,1 | |
| watch: clearing world anger,0 | |
| why dave chappelle won't be making jokes about rachel dolezal any time soon,0 | |
| mayor of phoenix apologizes for naming berlin germany of 1941 as sister city,1 | |
| test facebook button,0 | |
| dog unaware it isn't starving,1 | |
| christian prop comic wowing churches from coast to coast,1 | |
| block of commercials charts the who's career arc,1 | |
| how 2016 fashion week is already more inclusive than usual,0 | |
| report: modern-day pablo escobar smuggles one-hitter into music festival,1 | |
| hyperrealistic drawings ask viewers to take a closer look at homeless communities,0 | |
| this startup wants to make overpaying for a tiny nyc bedroom seem cool,0 | |
| dreamcatcher on rearview mirror protects sleeping driver,1 | |
| dad thought he could make it out of zoo without buying kids light-up shit,1 | |
| the tragic death of alejandro nieto and san francisco's gentrification,0 | |
| u.s. scientists win nobel medicine prize for body clock research,0 | |
| man's neuroses really putting genuine compliment through the wringer,1 | |
| zuckerberg wishes old people would stop commenting on facebook,1 | |
| friday's morning email: what the senate health care bill could mean for you,0 | |
| "climate change this week: the munchkin dilemma, solar cash crop and more!",0 | |
| provence's pont du gard and the greatness of ancient rome,0 | |
| bath & body works now offering free lotion tastings,1 | |
| trump attacks 'groveling' author of study showing no voter fraud,0 | |
| does being neurotic really make you more creative?,0 | |
| a millennial perspective on concur's new app center,0 | |
| god wondering whatever happened to that planet where he made all those monkeys,1 | |
| destruction of rainforest cafe clears room for new hooters,1 | |
| man wishes live nation would email him whenever any band playing anywhere,1 | |
| area dad informs busboy he's ready to order,1 | |
| the real point of going off the grid,0 | |
| "boy, 2, makes basketball free throws from a balcony like a boss",0 | |
| "hey, which one of you wise guys teleported me into the future?",0 | |
| it's time to indulge in some friday food porn,0 | |
| baby feels foolish after realizing stranger waving at toddler next seat over,1 | |
| nsa: 'can somebody good at computers help us?',1 | |
| these two little kids are better at soccer than you are at anything,0 | |
| dog doesn't consider itself part of family,1 | |
| the 10 most memorable onscreen weddings,0 | |
| report: it time to give up,1 | |
| study: 90% of workplace injuries caused by bare-knuckle boxing,1 | |
| man always makes sure to put phone on silent before misplacing it,1 | |
| new final draft update includes stock female characters to help fill out scripts,1 | |
| panicked agriculture secretary momentarily forgets what corn is,1 | |
| democratic presidential candidates endorse new 'medicare for all'-branded cigna insurance plan for only $400 per month,1 | |
| the national annoyed after getting stuck performing on nosebleed lollapalooza stage,1 | |
| study: average father thinks about sealing in meat's juices 4 to 5 hours a day,1 | |
| nobody should be reduced to an 'illegal immigrant',0 | |
| nitroglycerin chex gingerly pulled from shelves,1 | |
| area man too deep into haircut to start talking to barber now,1 | |
| read the full text of donald trump's executive order limiting muslim entry to the u.s.,0 | |
| "this is what super mario looks like without hair, and people are freaked out",0 | |
| nation has heart set on last muffin,1 | |
| republicans left wondering if donald trump will kill the party or just maim it,0 | |
| sports journalist told to write some slop about baseball healing boston,1 | |
| greek populace woken up at 6 a.m. by angela merkel's voice booming through loudspeakers across country,1 | |
| why asheville needs an equity and inclusion manager,0 | |
| ex-iranian president mahmoud ahmadinejad plans to run again,0 | |
| change in bus seats taken personally,1 | |
| same-sex couples at center of supreme court case get ready for big day,0 | |
| george takei has the perfect response to dumb questions about gay people,0 | |
| 10 million fans killed off in sopranos season premiere,1 | |
| robert redford may be wrong when he said retirement leads to death,0 | |
| howdy texas! huffpost's 'listen to america' tour stops in odessa,0 | |
| sleep problems may hint at future heart disease risk,0 | |
| "tv showdown expected as 'sleepy hollow' debuts tonight against hbo's 'ichabod,' tnt's 'headless horseman,' showtime's 'cloaked rider'",1 | |
| report: putting head in hands and moaning quietly still best way to get through next several seconds,1 | |
| george and amal clooney cozy up at casamigos launch party in ibiza,0 | |
| artist's stunning image honors the moment one woman defied a neo-nazi march,0 | |
| tearful elon musk warns about dangers of ai after having heart broken by beautiful robotrix,1 | |
| stephen colbert nails the nra's complete hypocrisy in a single sentence,0 | |
| grandparents are apparently bribing their kids over baby names,0 | |
| woman devises latest delusional scheme for burning extra calories during workday,1 | |
| doris duke & norton simon: kindred spirits a world apart,0 | |
| 2020 new york presidential candidates: cuomo v. gillibrand,0 | |
| plot of 'midnight run' described at length to therapist,1 | |
| what 'magic mike' does for mature women,0 | |
| report: 89% of americans just want to go home right now,1 | |
| "hanes apologizes, pulls t-shirts from shelves after seeing how local man looks in them",1 | |
| woman hopes husband doesn't notice she lost wedding ring finger over weekend,1 | |
| report: majority of americans stopped paying attention several words ago,1 | |
| poll finds declining number of americans believe they god,1 | |
| derek jeter flawlessly hustled president obama in a round of golf,0 | |
| paula broadwell crashing on petraeus family's couch until sex scandal blows over,1 | |
| 15 adorable notebooks that will make you want to put away your iphone and write,0 | |
| rumsfeld equally proud of all his wars,1 | |
| fear of losing money is a surprising weight loss incentive,0 | |
| trump boys frantically burning stacks of printed-out emails to eliminate paper trail,1 | |
| dakota johnson awkwardly accepts sex toys from ellen degeneres,0 | |
| "sick of light pollution? head to a national park, study says.",0 | |
| you the newest subsidiary of kraft foods,1 | |
| modern day activists call it 'historic trauma',0 | |
| world health organization releases top 10 most fucked up causes of death,1 | |
| knee osteoarthritis treatment shows promise in early trial,0 | |
| "duke students refuse to read 'fun home' over gay themes, nudity",0 | |
| national security council spokesman resigns over donald trump's 'disturbing' actions,0 | |
| few animals harmed in making of film,1 | |
| "among santa fe's many virtues? history, art, culture, hospitality and killer vintage clothing",0 | |
| amy schumer says she 'would have loved to come out of' goldie hawn,0 | |
| demi lovato drops emotional 'nightingale' music vid,0 | |
| mike pence brings wife up onstage to help demonstrate how much contact appropriate before marriage,1 | |
| mueller kinda miffed that barr clearly didn't read his stuff like he said he would,1 | |
| nation sick of looming stuff,1 | |
| sony releases new earbud detangling spray,1 | |
| olympic bronze medalist to appear in flintstones on ice,1 | |
| dozens wounded as man defends box of wheat thins from invading coworker horde,1 | |
| petulant 12-year-old refuses to brown the ground chuck,1 | |
| "a hi-tech veggie burger so good, it'll convert meat eaters",0 | |
| dina and caroline manzo get blunt about family feud,0 | |
| mark zuckerberg apologizes to congress for not realizing scope of his genius,1 | |
| "pillsbury doughboy killed by skittish, broom-wielding housewife",1 | |
| taylor swift accused of ripping off beyoncé by giving birth to twins as part of billboard music awards performance,1 | |
| trump to send jared kushner and envoy to middle east for israeli-palestinian peace talks,0 | |
| a look inside the life of the woman behind marni,0 | |
| frustrated wildfire spends hours stuck in l.a. traffic,1 | |
| umass dartmouth beginning to regret offering course in applied domestic terrorism,1 | |
| politics are dominating the supreme court this week. that's not good.,0 | |
| "chris tucker to focus attention on smaller, more personal rush hour projects",1 | |
| "'no way to prevent this,' says only nation where this regularly happens",1 | |
| freeloading refugee children taking up thousands of prison cells meant for real americans,1 | |
| monkfish wishes monkfish weren't all the rage,1 | |
| palestinians starting to have mixed feelings about being used as human shields,1 | |
| "atheists join hindus, vegans, satanists in asking for state capitol monument",0 | |
| pursued drunk driver crafts brilliant 'don't stop' plan,1 | |
| duterte says he may impose martial law if drug problem worsens,0 | |
| puppy love leads to human baby,1 | |
| area woman can't bring herself to pardon store's appearance,1 | |
| independence day,0 | |
| fucker riding man's ass whole way out to cleveland,1 | |
| "'cooking together is so fun,' says man correcting girlfriend's every knife cut",1 | |
| beloved father and infrequent pornography user loses 3-year battle with cancer,1 | |
| kobe bryant feuds with michael b. jordan in spot-on apple tv ad,0 | |
| 5 weight loss habits that are making you gain weight,0 | |
| donald trump is 'honoring' the outdoors with policies to ruin it,0 | |
| hiker dies after falling from yosemite's iconic half dome trail,0 | |
| billy bob thornton reportedly taken to er following car accident,0 | |
| rubio supporters get in a scuffle with a 'rubiobot',0 | |
| the nra museum showcases guns from the same hollywood it says is 'glorifying' violence,0 | |
| supreme court agrees to disagree on abortion issue,1 | |
| nurses ignore hospital regulations to grant dying man his final wish,0 | |
| the television academy twitter account confused terrence howard with cuba gooding jr.,0 | |
| 214 executed in wacky bolivian prison mix-up,1 | |
| eye-opening social experiment flips the script on domestic violence,0 | |
| the importance of being collaborative,0 | |
| taylor swift inspires 200 million fans to register to vote in tennessee,1 | |
| chuck schumer warns gop not to change the rules to confirm neil gorsuch,0 | |
| asimo tricked into falling down stairs,1 | |
| epa didn't know anybody was still drinking water,1 | |
| cast-off paris hilton skin found in upper west side park,1 | |
| "harper lee announces third novel, 'my excellent caretaker deserves my entire fortune'",1 | |
| new lover features 30 percent more cock,1 | |
| lessons from kodak,0 | |
| wild-eyed marco rubio embarks in rowboat to help venezuela coup effort,1 | |
| aquarium unveils 'floating carcasses of the pacific' exhibit,1 | |
| crowd of voters cheers patronizing rhetoric,1 | |
| kate middleton and the debilitating disease that leaves you feeling lost and alone,0 | |
| weekend roundup: the orlando shooting reveals the clash of civilizations within,0 | |
| cultural gems we bet you've never heard of,0 | |
| naacp president calls on donald trump to apologize to john lewis,0 | |
| roy moore is guilty of abusing girls and religion,0 | |
| this exercise can help you find more time in your day,0 | |
| republicans address income inequality by offering middle class hot stock tip,1 | |
| reminders of party's costume theme becoming increasingly more threatening,1 | |
| alabama forced to release thousands of sex offenders after inmates deny charges,1 | |
| this 'catfight' clip pauses anne heche and sandra oh's rivalry for a quick pregnancy reveal,0 | |
| kylie jenner reveals why she likes caitlyn better than bruce,0 | |
| books with badass female protagonists: what's your go to book?,0 | |
| libyans agree to come up with something for qaddafi to do all day in exchange for him leaving,1 | |
| this is not your grandma's first brexit,0 | |
| don't be a product leader still failing in business,0 | |
| area cow doesn't suspect a thing,1 | |
| kris jenner pens sweet birthday message for grieving friend kathie lee gifford,0 | |
| dog waited in this spot for a month for her family to return,0 | |
| spotify removes 'this is: white supremacy' playlist,1 | |
| leave your pants behind when you get married,0 | |
| new 'phone book' raising serious privacy issues,1 | |
| finding comfort in the wake of 9/11,0 | |
| how paul ryan won over every house republican (except for one),0 | |
| the ultimate checklist for new parents,0 | |
| this absolutely the last time bouncer cleans up vomit,1 | |
| joe walsh wakes up on stage mid-solo again,1 | |
| 12 great new books to bring to the beach this summer,0 | |
| psychopath joins fourth straight republican administration,1 | |
| blogger praises k-beauty while calling asians 'ching chongs' in 'funny clothes',0 | |
| madonna just held a surprise concert in nyc to support hillary clinton,0 | |
| biggest guy in prison tired of every new inmate beating shit out of him on their first day,1 | |
| scott walker-backed candidate defeated in wisconsin supreme court race,0 | |
| people are loving this video of beyoncé and jay-z doing the electric slide,0 | |
| 24 odd things that happen when you absolutely love running,0 | |
| why south sudan's leaders are fueling the implosion of their own country,0 | |
| from brothers to enemies: how syria's war has divided families,0 | |
| japan spotted hovering over algeria,1 | |
| terry tate takes down donald trump over his disgusting comments about women,0 | |
| behold a tatted up zayn malik,0 | |
| "'no way to prevent this,' says only nation where this regularly happens",1 | |
| dick durbin wakes up chained to radiator with instructions to saw open own stomach to access kavanaugh report,1 | |
| how to hack your new year's resolution for success,0 | |
| """the innocents"": a film review",0 | |
| gun show vendor jokes with insane customer about how he hopes he's not insane,1 | |
| 53-inch child thrown from roller coaster regrets nothing,1 | |
| "new app sends dating profile straight to friends, coworkers to laugh at without ever connecting users to each other",1 | |
| this quiz picks music and books based on your wine preferences,0 | |
| lesbian hen enjoying hen house,1 | |
| ed sheeran once got 'hammered' and hit justin bieber in the face with a golf club,0 | |
| "area man coasting by on good looks, work ethic, in-depth knowledge of virginia real estate law",1 | |
| "cancer, cinema, crowdfunding and twitter",0 | |
| carrie fisher's birth announcement in 1992 captured her signature humor,0 | |
| local mother clips article about benefits of vitamin e,1 | |
| five minutes of watching indian channel leads to five hours of watching indian channel,1 | |
| jessica simpson and eric johnson throw it back to 'national lampoon's vacation' for halloween,0 | |
| president's cathartic words help nation begin to heal following yet another senseless 'saturday night live',1 | |
| ayman al-zawahiri delivers tedtalk on changing face of terrorism,1 | |
| cool guy from middle school still sporting phat pair of jncos,1 | |
| here are your 2017 emmy award winners,0 | |
| 8 healthy habits of couples who attend marriage therapy,0 | |
| area man's knee making weird sound,1 | |
| "mueller: 'well, we got the liar. probe's over'",1 | |
| new healthier menu features food wendy's customers bring from home,1 | |
| crucial steps to healthy hospital stays,0 | |
| national weather service releases composite sketch of tornado it believes ravaged midwest,1 | |
| freak accident paralyzes man from waist up,1 | |
| private vehicles beat ambulances in saving gunshot and stabbing victims,0 | |
| night of watching game show network leaves man concerned about life insurance,1 | |
| "'we can have differences of opinion and still respect each other,' says betrayer of the one true cause",1 | |
| liberal lion on donald trump's least favorite court lets him have it on immigration,0 | |
| desperation grips haiti as it struggles to rebuild yet again,0 | |
| decorative throw pillow positively aching for a quick plump,1 | |
| grieving daughter says mom drinks too much and started bringing home 'random men' since dad died,0 | |
| from soup to skills: the best ways to volunteer on thanksgiving,0 | |
| cbs news chief on bob schieffer's return: 'how could you sit out a year like this?',0 | |
| ice cube that man couldn't pry from tray lives to see another day,1 | |
| homeless man has nice summer tan going,1 | |
| this parody perfectly explains how lovely it was to be a woman in 2016,0 | |
| sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name,0 | |
| white castle crave case handcuffed to wrist,1 | |
| noncompete clause in lease bars tenants from living anywhere else for 90 days after moving out,1 | |
| "hot wheels ranked number one toy for rolling down ramp, knocking over dominoes that send marble down a funnel, dropping onto teeter-totter that yanks on string, causing pulley system to raise wooden block, propelling series of twine rollers that unwind spring, launching tennis ball across room, inching tire down slope until it hits power switch, activating table fan that blows toy ship with nail attached to it across kiddie pool, popping water balloon that fills cup, weighing down lever that forces basketball down track, nudging broomstick on axis to rotate, allowing golf ball to roll into sideways coffee mug, which tumbles down row of hardcover books until handle catches hook attached to lever that causes wooden mallet to slam down on serving spoon, catapulting small ball into cup attached by ribbon to lazy susan, which spins until it pushes d battery down incline plane, tipping over salt shaker to season omelet",1 | |
| north dakota flooding reminds people of north dakota's existence,1 | |
| man looks on helplessly as variants of his nickname evolve and multiply at breakneck speed,1 | |
| nation ready for its din din,1 | |
| the voice's audra mclaughlin: 12 things you need to know,0 | |
| alumni furious over high school's constant improvements,1 | |
| the cop in the 'what are those?' meme loves that 'black panther' joke,0 | |
| jay-z gets concert crowd to sing happy birthday to beyoncé,0 | |
| swarthmore college president surprises community,0 | |
| two big tobacco companies want to merge,0 | |
| report: women only made up 2.7% of video game bosses last year,1 | |
| this is why you shouldn't go to the circus,0 | |
| bestselling author marie force provides her path to success,0 | |
| religious pamphlet sat on,1 | |
| betty friedan honored with second-class postage stamp,1 | |
| robin hood foundation,0 | |
| the incredibly boring trait that all great leaders need,0 | |
| 10-pack of swiss miss bracing itself to shoulder burden of holding together man's depressing holiday alone,1 | |
| white house guidance counselor recommends clinton consider career in hotel management,1 | |
| munchstrosity created in frito-layboratory,1 | |
| archangels already sick of cardinal o'connor telling them how they do it in new york,1 | |
| philippine mud wins in landslide,1 | |
| elementary school teacher accused in rape of former student,0 | |
| new chair of senate indian affairs committee wanted dapl protests shut down,0 | |
| giddy thom yorke goes to bed early to make grammy day get here sooner,1 | |
| man escapes eritrean civil war to clean martini puke from back of taxi,1 | |
| vatican county fair sets record for world's largest communion wafer,1 | |
| study finds 87% of knowledge about nation comes from side of u-haul trucks,1 | |
| bianchi introduces new bike for blocking commuters on subway during rush hour,1 | |
| here's what the oscar nominations should look like,0 | |
| corporate retreat teaches employees how to dick around as team,1 | |
| imagine what obama could have accomplished had he had the support of congress,0 | |
| is the stereotype that 'women can't be geniuses' causing gender gaps?,0 | |
| twin wwii pilots celebrate 92nd birthdays with bird's eye view,0 | |
| how do i live knowing proof of heaven?,0 | |
| man claiming to be boko haram leader appears in new video,0 | |
| the new 'batman v superman: dawn of justice' trailer totally delivers,0 | |
| beloved archie comics get a dark makeover in new tv series 'riverdale',0 | |
| it seems 'the walking dead' season 8 trailer just trolled everyone,0 | |
| societal collapse narrowly averted after man honks horn at car paused at green light,1 | |
| this absolutely the last time bouncer cleans up vomit,1 | |
| loser congressman carries around pocket-sized version of constitution everywhere,1 | |
| bush seeking non-masturbating surgeon general,1 | |
| detroit horror rap group twiztid lets their universe shine through the darkness,0 | |
| area christian forgives you,1 | |
| study: average person's life plan can only withstand 25 seconds of direct questioning,1 | |
| daily mail hits another low with sexist front page,0 | |
| suppression of the transgender vote,0 | |
| mlk's family urges nation to spend anniversary of his death twisting his words to fit own political agendas,1 | |
| republican party boss dismisses trump threat to run as independent,0 | |
| lamar odom to document his road to recovery in new reality series,0 | |
| bernie kicks into overdrive in nh,0 | |
| woman mentally rearranging rankings of children while opening mother's day gifts,1 | |
| 6 essentials for a trash-free lunch,0 | |
| man beginning to worry that best meals already behind him,1 | |
| verizon introduces new charge-you-at-whim plan,1 | |
| british girl exotic enough,1 | |
| nation's sleep experts recommend cutting down on strobe light before bedtime,1 | |
| huffpost hill - secret service agents really glad dark sunglasses hide bloodshot eyes,0 | |
| annoying coworker insists on existing right in visual range,1 | |
| "more than 5,600 boat migrants rescued off north africa in just the past 3 days",0 | |
| teachers and politicians mount final push to keep betsy devos away from public schools,0 | |
| man halfway down giant water slide remembers today 9/11,1 | |
| film critic belatedly comes up with swordfish zinger,1 | |
| ecuadorian embassy runs ad seeking 'no drama' tenant for newly vacant room,1 | |
| dying mastermind pulls red lever,1 | |
| xabraxian astronomers discover new planet,1 | |
| world's marine life on edge now that seaworld moving on from orcas,1 | |
| 4 reasons hallmark movies saved my holiday spirit,0 | |
| yet another high school football player dies as death total piles up,0 | |
| "despite madaya aid, u.n. still fails to end country's sieges",0 | |
| trump's goon squads,0 | |
| the basics of personal branding - five simple questions before you start,0 | |
| trump's prefrontal cortex admits it can't possibly filter all impulsive comments coming from rest of brain,1 | |
| cm punk talks ufc and his first opponent,0 | |
| nation's pansies announce plan to slowly acclimate to pool,1 | |
| jaden smith is all of us during kanye west's vmas speech,0 | |
| "even as 2018 looms, most in congress nearly always vote with trump",0 | |
| hotels with height: the world's ten best treetop stays,0 | |
| the book we're talking about,0 | |
| queen elizabeth hides out in bushes to catch whoever keeps stealing packages from buckingham palace porch,1 | |
| laura ingraham claims protesting parkland students don't have enough gun knowledge to criticize nicholas cruz,1 | |
| "dallas ebola nurse slams hospital, claims they used her for pr",0 | |
| obama's aunt sends him article mentioning united states,1 | |
| trump warns removing confederate statues could be slippery slope to eliminating racism entirely,1 | |
| study: floating heap of trash now ocean's apex predator,1 | |
| jared kushner assures reporters he never revealed state secrets without turning huge profit,1 | |
| facebook offering new profile frame to let friends know you stopped scrolling briefly to look at disaster photos and felt sorta bad,1 | |
| cow excited to freak the fuck out during solar eclipse,1 | |
| new evidence suggests first gallows created as early attempt at autoerotic asphyxiation,1 | |
| 4 senators mauled during congressional tiger show,1 | |
| area man could use the overtime anyway,1 | |
| tom brady's met gala outfit gets mocked from the sidelines,0 | |
| "startup very casual about dress code, benefits",1 | |
| huffpost rise: what you need to know on march 2,0 | |
| "area man sorry he's late, got here as fast as he could",1 | |
| embarrassed snake can't believe documentary crew caught it whiffing while lunging at toad,1 | |
| report: 58% of world's japanese speakers white 23-year-old american males,1 | |
| france arrests 15-year-old boy over 'imminent paris attack,0 | |
| alex rodriguez pulls out of world baseball classic because everyone else is doing it,1 | |
| small town honors once-ostracized artist,1 | |
| next generation to take a pass on aerosmith,1 | |
| top obama official: this is no iraq war,0 | |
| family business,0 | |
| 'finding nemo' told with emoji is pretty freaking adorable,0 | |
| nation gets really tired all of a sudden,1 | |
| jon stewart goes off about donald trump's response to neo-nazis,0 | |
| 30-year-old nes still wasting life playing video games,1 | |
| #explainthe90sin4words resurfaces '90s pop culture references,0 | |
| sunday roundup,0 | |
| garage orchestra hands out demo at boston philharmonic show,1 | |
| "9,000 animals rescued from 'worst torture operation' in the u.s.",0 | |
| trump ramps up attacks on john mccain by dragging senator's exhumed corpse behind motorcade,1 | |
| hot wheels roll in from around the world to comfort sick toddler,0 | |
| "'wait, mr. bezos, you forgot your tax subsidy!' says andrew cuomo running behind limo",1 | |
| sushi-themed kitkats are coming to japan for valentine's day,0 | |
| 2012 prius to feature rudimentary reproductive system,1 | |
| wal-mart bans semi-nude pantyhose,1 | |
| your kids: are they sexy enough?,1 | |
| man at gym apparently comfortable standing naked right in middle of spin class,1 | |
| the epidemic of gay loneliness,0 | |
| grieving nation solemnly waits extra day for their amazon shit,1 | |
| "ex-wife, divorce lawyer killed as model train careens off tracks",1 | |
| chuck todd's warning to gop,0 | |
| sick fucks line up to gape at dead body,1 | |
| trump blows up statue of liberty,0 | |
| ghost of carl sagan warns against dangers of superstition,1 | |
| "report: 40,000 people died on ferris wheels this summer",1 | |
| violence hits nigeria's oil-rich delta region,0 | |
| george lucas loves art so much he's opening a $1 billion museum,0 | |
| kids love when mom sad enough to just order pizza,1 | |
| live in the vineyard selects artists with a key ingredient: a big heart,0 | |
| cousin of nba star dwyane wade killed in chicago shooting,0 | |
| everyone giving up on john after latest movie recommendation,1 | |
| "slaughtering wolves in canada: a new essay shows just how unscientific, unethical, and inhumane these studies are",0 | |
| why no more than a dribble of outside spending in kansas?,0 | |
| r.l. stine admits every book he's written directly dictated to him by god,1 | |
| movie characters happen to pass through pamplona on the one week bulls run,1 | |
| trump's already urging policy changes after nyc terrorist attack -- without waiting for 'the facts',0 | |
| woman's face-down halloween dummy gets repeated 911 calls,0 | |
| high school bully worried victims will realize he actually retarded faggot himself,1 | |
| oregon may just be the most stunning state in america. here's proof.,0 | |
| masters of habit: the wisdom and writing of maya angelou,0 | |
| hillary clinton wins endorsement from united food and commercial workers union,0 | |
| sarah palin defends curt schilling: 'espn continues to screw up',0 | |
| nypd officers suspended after witnesses say they didn't check on woman later found dead,0 | |
| 2 florida deputies shot dead while eating at chinese restaurant,0 | |
| here's even more evidence trump is lying about massive voter fraud,0 | |
| we will beat trumpcare: we only lose if we forget what we're fighting for,0 | |
| 12 movies for the next 12 months,0 | |
| out-bad chronicles: fantasy from hell,0 | |
| 15 cnn ireporters killed in afghanistan,1 | |
| man on weird fad diet where he eats flavorful meals that make him feel good,1 | |
| brian williams retreats to mountainside hut to meditate on fickle nature of truth,1 | |
| woman injured in hostile makeover,1 | |
| bus rider acting like fight not happening 4 feet away,1 | |
| bill gates' wife worried he's lying in a ditch full of money somewhere,1 | |
| head-in-sand purists,0 | |
| out-of-control hand gesture sends bernie sanders tumbling off stage,1 | |
| this country's capital just made it punishable to catcall women,0 | |
| tucker carlson challenges alexandria ocasio-cortez to a date,1 | |
| breaking: waiter picking up napkin with bare hand,1 | |
| hurricane bitch hits florida,1 | |
| ohio delays execution after failing to find sick inmate's vein,0 | |
| friday talking points -- games the whole family can play,0 | |
| content writer awkwardly shows parents around website where he works,1 | |
| the 'pitch perfect 2' super bowl trailer is aca-here,0 | |
| zoo animals roam free after flooding in tbilisi,0 | |
| claire danes is expecting baby number two with hugh dancy,0 | |
| rick perry apologizes for trying to outdo fellow cabinet members by using $72 million of taxpayer funds on lampshade,1 | |
| "yes, my child with special needs understands you -- please talk to him",0 | |
| buddy system responsible for additional death,1 | |
| bear family pool party is the cutest backyard invasion ever,0 | |
| krugman: the right fears democracy,0 | |
| judge totally understands where defendant is coming from,1 | |
| heroic broken sewage pipe floods congress with human waste,1 | |
| hillary clinton issues single-word victory speech following super tuesday results,1 | |
| same homeless man always begging for change on united flight,1 | |
| 4 ways to make cooking at home doable -- and more fun,0 | |
| some states throw untested rape kits in the trash. these survivors want to change that.,0 | |
| brad pitt called before congress to testify about bicep regimen,1 | |
| romantic prince harry surprises meghan markle with family's heirloom colony,1 | |
| how princess diana was honored at the royal wedding,0 | |
| neurologists find brain still shows signs of self-criticism minutes after death,1 | |
| family receives 38-piece astrazeneca assorted pill sampler,1 | |
| man removing sweatshirt offers coworkers tantalizing glimpse of bare midriff,1 | |
| glade introduces new spring meadow fire extinguisher,1 | |
| kerry's face droops with joy over latest polls,1 | |
| nation's teen drug problem ended by rapping cartoon spokesbeast,1 | |
| bp's clean water act fines will be smaller than gulf states thought,0 | |
| "how to handle the election this holiday season: a shout out to indiana, pennsylvania-based welcome home, a community group doing good.",0 | |
| how your morning and nighttime routines affect your health,0 | |
| months of painstaking practice critiquing celebrity fashion comes down to this for area woman,1 | |
| the internet mourns one-year anniversary of harambe's death,0 | |
| hope hicks named white house communications director,0 | |
| 14-hour labor not exactly cakewalk for baby sticking halfway out mother's vagina either,1 | |
| lone superdelegate voting for martin o'malley feels like total fucking idiot,1 | |
| 10 trans youth share their struggles and hopes in this emotional short film,0 | |
| the not so feng shui of guns in california,0 | |
| huffpollster: most americans support a pathway to citizenship for unauthorized immigrants,0 | |
| conservative floridian enjoys living under sharia law more than he thought he would,1 | |
| erika christensen and cole maness are married,0 | |
| report: attempting to prove masculinity results in over 8 million pulled muscles per year,1 | |
| "taraji, kerry and mary j. redefine squad goals in new apple commercial",0 | |
| mind-body therapies to ease insomnia,0 | |
| sweet briar college and the homogenization of u.s. higher education,0 | |
| expense-account wizard transforms prostitute into color copies,1 | |
| elevate your leadership in 2016,0 | |
| "north korea executes vice premier for not sitting up straight, south korea says",0 | |
| read 'death of a king: the real story of dr. martin luther king jr.'s final year' by tavis smiley,0 | |
| gymnast laurie hernandez and val chmerkovskiy win 'dancing with the stars',0 | |
| president trump is less unpopular than he's been in a while,0 | |
| toddler makes convincing case for being afraid of horse,1 | |
| 5 nutritionist-approved back-to-school tips,0 | |
| bernie sanders' our revolution gets behind tom perriello in virginia gubernatorial race,0 | |
| new study finds humans shouldn't spend more than 5 consecutive hours together,1 | |
| report: majority of ufo abductions committed by alien that person knows,1 | |
| caught on video: the terrifying moment a car went off a cliff,0 | |
| "a progressive firm fired a partner for allegedly assaulting a female staffer. soon she was gone, too.",0 | |
| nation's debate viewers disgusted with selves after connecting with mitt romney,1 | |
| new york giants release josh brown amid horrifying abuse revelations,0 | |
| 4-year search for missing malaysia airlines jet to end next week,0 | |
| obama purchases ad space on side of mccain's bus,1 | |
| new carl's jr. bedtime burger designed to be eaten while asleep,1 | |
| liquor commercial featuring dance party on pirate ship also includes important message about responsibility,1 | |
| moon now overrun with cane toads after species accidentally introduced into environment during apollo 17 mission,1 | |
| reese witherspoon's star-studded birthday bash is giving us major fomo,0 | |
| huffpost rise: what you need to know on january 25,0 | |
| best off-the-radar foreign retirement spots,0 | |
| obama proposes tax increase on meanest 2% of population,1 | |
| flat soda,0 | |
| report: most americans have enough saved for retirement to live comfortably on streets,1 | |
| beto o'rourke announces he starting obama cover campaign,1 | |
| why these five numbers shouldn't limit your potential,0 | |
| nation admits it always a little bored by whole jimmy hoffa thing,1 | |
| woman shouts down hall for boyfriend to come kill giant ax murderer she found in bedroom,1 | |
| dad from 2150 can't get enough iraq war documentaries,1 | |
| sen. dick lugar placed on congressional disabled list with strained hamstring,1 | |
| elderly man hailed as alert,1 | |
| red stripe buys jamaican team a new bobsled after coach quits,0 | |
| big mac creator jim delligatti dies at 98,0 | |
| denny's introduces 'just a humongous bucket of eggs and meat',1 | |
| live cow lowered onto floor of u.s. house of representatives,1 | |
| kate mckinnon's creepy kellyanne conway goes fatal attraction on 'snl',0 | |
| new united airlines policy scraps last-minute boarding for crew members,0 | |
| area grandparents still have no idea what grandson does for a living,1 | |
| chuck schumer: 'the american people deserve a president who can more credibly justify war with iran',1 | |
| congress continues debate over whether or not nation should be economically ruined,1 | |
| republicans keep trying to shut women down,0 | |
| india holds 5k stampede for charity,1 | |
| shannon tweed named head of u.s. task force on nudity & aging,1 | |
| teacher grading papers next to you on plane not pulling any punches,1 | |
| election day: gov. hopeful vitter trails in deep-red louisiana,0 | |
| accused 'kayak killer' pushed paddle away from drowning fiance: prosecutor,0 | |
| jim acosta immediately decks white house intern after being let back into press pool,1 | |
| spawn of satan a failure in father's eyes,1 | |
| head of trump 'election integrity' probe pens wildly misleading op-ed about voter fraud,0 | |
| "americans urged to get saving $30,000 out of way before obamacare repealed",1 | |
| romney celebrates florida win with all-night miami beach rave,1 | |
| let's raise a glass to pink for gleefully slamming the troll who hacked her instagram,0 | |
| roommate cooked enough of gross thing for everyone,1 | |
| "uber pulls a u-turn, decides tipping is ok after all",0 | |
| billy eichner boogied with obama and ellen got all the details,0 | |
| "iraqi officer under saddam masterminded the rise of isis, reports spiegel",0 | |
| bruce springsteen accidentally plays 'big government's stealin' our livelihood' at obama rally,1 | |
| el chapo pleads not guilty to drug charges,0 | |
| new hobby sucks,1 | |
| warning: this 1988 home video of a kid getting a nintendo is intensely nostalgic,0 | |
| 'little boy' stands tall,0 | |
| 25 heartwarming holiday proposals that are worthy of a champagne toast,0 | |
| doctors in puerto rico face mounting medical crisis in maria's wake,0 | |
| new teen trend 'walking wet and nude' couldn't have caught on at worse time,1 | |
| i am a male babysitter,0 | |
| department of education hires art teacher to spread evenly across all u.s. public schools,1 | |
| crowd at trump rally realizes they've been chanting 'we are frightened and helpless' for last half hour,1 | |
| 5 things everyone gets wrong about napping,0 | |
| billy joel has billy joel's disease,1 | |
| stunning time-lapse video captures one of the world's strangest landscapes,0 | |
| the indignant and audacious teacher,0 | |
| connecticut man visited by being from another time zone,1 | |
| state department has spent none of the $120 million allocated to fight russian interference,0 | |
| report: chip in mug right where mouth goes,1 | |
| study finds majority of accidental heroin overdoses could be prevented with less heroin,1 | |
| georgia governor signs bill outlawing abortion except for single 30-second window on third day of fourth week of pregnancy,1 | |
| "millennium actually starts in 2001, terrorists note",1 | |
| "'i want to congratulate the president,' romney says in 240,000th and final lie of campaign",1 | |
| secretary of interior announces $400 million initiative to preserve self for future generations to enjoy,1 | |
| reinventing reality: an interview with the 'party girl' filmmakers in cannes,0 | |
| it only takes five minutes to show how thorny america's gun control is,0 | |
| kendall jenner is 'wonder'-fully blonde in vogue,0 | |
| "peeps unveils new boneless, skinless marshmallow breasts",1 | |
| bush: 'history cannot judge me if i end it soon',1 | |
| "'matt shepard is a friend of mine,' and my son",0 | |
| breathtaking photos of witch doctors and healers reveal the spiritual diversity of bolivia,0 | |
| there's going to be a 'law & order' reality show where you decide the verdict,0 | |
| bored 4-year-old mixes things up by watching movie she's only seen 97 times,1 | |
| chris christie neglects new jersey woes while hinting at 2016 presidential run,0 | |
| if you love tom of finland we've got the perfect new emoji for you,0 | |
| four incredible new advances in health technology,0 | |
| embarrassed cdc announces it accidentally switched flu shots with hiv,1 | |
| condoleezza rice's lunch missing,1 | |
| the one thing that really was better when we were kids,0 | |
| nato airstrike destroys key taliban day care center,1 | |
| police department deploys fancyclothes cop,1 | |
| "park rangers lance old faithful in effort to pop clogged, inflamed geyser",1 | |
| "as election draws near, area man moves to all-obama t-shirt rotation",1 | |
| colorful multicultural mural celebrates diverse lack of talent,1 | |
| hillary clinton: 'young girls should have an equal opportunity to one day feel power coursing through their body',1 | |
| dakota access pipeline standoff lapses into violence,0 | |
| she's changing the way our kids surf the web,0 | |
| bernie sanders took a walk through freddie gray's neighborhood. here's what residents think about it.,0 | |
| eighth-grader drinks at twelfth-grade level,1 | |
| "if mobile games were honest ... well, you'd probably still be addicted",0 | |
| mooney beats casey,0 | |
| possum gazes longingly at family walking dog,1 | |
| bush acquired by martian zoo,1 | |
| filmmaker says 'stranger things' creators stole his ideas in new lawsuit,0 | |
| mike pence says disney made 'mulan' to promote women in combat,0 | |
| report: only predictor of happy marriage is if husband ever won wife big stuffed animal at amusement park,1 | |
| "sickly, starving rhino not as fun to hunt",1 | |
| seth meyers' spoof ad shows how teenagers are actually saving the country,0 | |
| meet the man who helps hollywood stay sober,0 | |
| historians reveal thousands of immigrants were forced to change hairstyle at ellis island,1 | |
| twitter's latest anti-troll measure is perfectly timed,0 | |
| eden baylee is a stranger at sunset,0 | |
| trump can't simply delete an islamophobic campaign,0 | |
| please don't ask black people to empathize with trump supporters,0 | |
| man accused of shooting and burning 2 people after refusing to pay cab fare,0 | |
| the funniest tweets from women this week,0 | |
| flood of cheap afghan heroin to arrive just in time for recession,1 | |
| make the right calls on baseball reform,0 | |
| "in a single week, plague cases more than doubled in madagascar",0 | |
| couple spends morning at farmers market verbalizing everything that comes into field of vision,1 | |
| keegan-michael key on what everyone gets wrong about detroit,0 | |
| trevor noah on trumpcare's passage in the house: f**king unbelievable,0 | |
| report: scientists still decades away from deciphering wireless bill,1 | |
| man's relationship advice same as his hunting tips,1 | |
| "someone threw the 'veep' music over that awkward trump non-signing, and it's fantastic",0 | |
| kfc responds to stockpiling trend with 576-piece bucket,1 | |
| at the heart of cop20: loss and damage,0 | |
| former priest convicted in decades-old beauty queen slaying,0 | |
| nine-hundred-pound man left to die,1 | |
| roommate skulking around edge of party like victorian ghost child,1 | |
| children lost and found: the good lie premieres,0 | |
| yo soy blanco,0 | |
| man thinks receptionist is hitting on him,1 | |
| guard dog in training notices very suspicious-looking dog in mirror,0 | |
| swans in committed relationship barely ever arch necks into heart shape anymore,1 | |
| "holy knockoff, batman! man busted for throwing 'batarang' at cops",0 | |
| cia torture's immeasurable damage to u.s. global leadership,0 | |
| report: apocalypse actually happened 3 years ago,1 | |
| man who lost leg to whale decides to let it go,1 | |
| "people have an odd craving for pineapple during the oscars, according to data",0 | |
| "woman's body confusing jumble of celtic, egyptian, japanese symbols",1 | |
| high-end persian rugs attend trial in show of support for paul manafort,1 | |
| uneducated nba star urges kids to stay in school,1 | |
| "what's wrong with this picture? for u.s. fight against isis, everything",0 | |
| tomato genetically modified to be more expensive,1 | |
| what might have been; treaties and nation-building,0 | |
| kenya claims to have killed over 100 militants in somalian raid,0 | |
| laura jane grace talks with fan about transphobic assault in the punk community,0 | |
| let's not lose sight of the real problems at mizzou,0 | |
| turns out pope francis is a fan of beauty vloggers,0 | |
| area man wins conversation,1 | |
| warranty outlasts company,1 | |
| graphic novel perfectly captures post-grad life,0 | |
| hunter s. thompson shoots mouth off one last time,1 | |
| little leaguers booted from world series over snapchat post,0 | |
| directions to ed's steak house,1 | |
| "trump defends gina haspel, his nominee for cia director, and her record of torture",0 | |
| the 20 funniest tweets from women this week,0 | |
| tracee ellis ross looks like an angel in this playfully sheer gown,0 | |
| trump's trade rhetoric is unhinged. his tariffs aren't.,0 | |
| all 5 living former u.s. presidents to attend hurricane relief concert,0 | |
| trump's explanation for removing sudan from his travel ban is cringeworthy,0 | |
| south carolina gov. nikki haley to endorse marco rubio,0 | |
| fountain simulates vomiting lion,1 | |
| words of wisdom gained from watching the comey hearing,0 | |
| "chris hughes throws in the towel, puts 'new republic' up for sale",0 | |
| television executive's baby cancelled in development stage,1 | |
| god scores another free balloon some dumb kid let go of,1 | |
| carolina panthers coach ron rivera has charlotte's latino community fired up,0 | |
| this teen's trying to make the road safer years before she even starts driving,0 | |
| robin williams body-hair-mowing project enters third week,1 | |
| accused killer wanted 'army of people who'd do anything he asked',0 | |
| all quiet except cruz. and did you read about al gore?,0 | |
| "media figures tout trump's 'presidential' shift, but his divisive policies remain the same",0 | |
| area man's recommended daily caloric intake exceeded by 9 a.m.,1 | |
| 'the president show' sends 'trump' to boot camp with transgender soldiers,0 | |
| college roommates surprised to find dorm room has one king-size bed,1 | |
| what shale gas revolution means for international energy geopolitics and new world order?,0 | |
| how to botch a wedding toast in 5 words,0 | |
| "white house defends jeff sessions leading fbi director search, despite recusal promise",0 | |
| tornado creeped out by man who keeps following it in truck and filming it,1 | |
| cumbre de las américas: ¿otro desastre para obama?,0 | |
| "fbi raids michael cohen's office to get closer look at his innovative, thorough legal work",1 | |
| how we became the heaviest drinkers in a century,0 | |
| why congress matters: lessons from ray rice and the vawa anniversary,0 | |
| "'without them you could buy anything,' whispers amazon echo as man stares blankly at family",1 | |
| "in trump's america, we must all become journalists",0 | |
| france's far-right leader calls on europeans to follow u.s. and 'wake up',0 | |
| an american talks turkey about the 'intolerant' chicken,0 | |
| "paper towels on amazon surge to $2,000 a roll after crippling cost increase of paying workers a living wage",1 | |
| the inspiration of muhammad ali: a black-american muslim perspective,0 | |
| everything you need to know about how stress affects your skin,0 | |
| lazy fda approves x-ray vision pills,1 | |
| produce manager ready for some football,1 | |
| heartfelt apology robs man of cherished grudge,1 | |
| secretary of education reveals she's forced to use own salary on yacht supplies,1 | |
| u.s. service member dies following explosion in northern syria,0 | |
| an open letter to graduation speakers,0 | |
| hbo film reveals liberace was good friends with gay men,1 | |
| 4 business mistakes i'll never make again,0 | |
| 'motorcycle bomb' explodes near police station in istanbul,0 | |
| 5 viruses that are scarier than ebola,0 | |
| why millions of americans are raiding their retirement savings,0 | |
| cristiano ronaldo reportedly scores another baby-on-the-way after twins' birth,0 | |
| "for the first time, ferguson has a majority black city council",0 | |
| hey nc! check out the awesome move nyc just made for trans people,0 | |
| syrian boy with meningitis evacuated from besieged town,0 | |
| report: none of the 31 americans qualified to be president running this year,1 | |
| "executive, legislative, judicial branches merge",1 | |
| these 8 asian american movement stories from the past year show us the way forward,0 | |
| a 'game of thrones' prequel could actually happen,0 | |
| here's a complete rundown of what happened at the second presidential debate,0 | |
| cuba joins one billion rising to end violence against women,0 | |
| darrelle revis to be charged in fight that leaves two men unconscious,0 | |
| new roommate excited to bring robust puttering experience to apartment,1 | |
| norah jones releases debut album for third time,1 | |
| watch john malkovich perform as a 'lady' in david lynch homage,0 | |
| area film buff wondering what pauline kael would say about cookie's fortune,1 | |
| tesla announces major upgrade to original roadster,0 | |
| graphic street art of trump shooting schoolchildren sparks outcry,0 | |
| texas moves to block medicaid funding for planned parenthood,0 | |
| what to give your very good dog this holiday season,0 | |
| the power of expectation,0 | |
| report: nuclear arsenal will go bad unless used by 2000,1 | |
| great mosque of mecca hosts annual christmas tree lighting,1 | |
| here is how phil jackson and the knicks can win free agency,0 | |
| mariah carey and nick cannon reunite for the holidays,0 | |
| facebook user verifies truth of article by carefully checking it against own preconceived opinions,1 | |
| "melting permafrost endangers greenland and releases harmful, disease-causing bacteria",0 | |
| merkel's party beaten by anti-immigrant afd in german state election,0 | |
| "aging succubus lowering standards for men ever since she turned 40,000",1 | |
| truth through fiction,0 | |
| court tosses scott walker's food stamp drug testing lawsuit,0 | |
| mankind tired of having to remind itself of good in world,1 | |
| magical homeless man turns spare change into vomit,1 | |
| baby's third through eighth words registered trademarks,1 | |
| "papa john's comes under fire for cruel treatment of the bulbous, deformed creatures that lactate pizza sauce",1 | |
| hugh hefner fans on twitter thank him for the articles,0 | |
| freakonomist keeps close eye on ge stock versus height of mexican weightlifters,1 | |
| in defense of the promposal,0 | |
| don't believe the derrick rose hype,0 | |
| local history museum really digging deep to fill 2 15-by-20-foot rooms,1 | |
| area wildcat a real wildcat in the sack,1 | |
| republicans give in right before obamacare would have been repealed,1 | |
| adele's new album might see the light of day this year,0 | |
| deadly suicide blast hits afghan capital,0 | |
| new star wars trailer debuts tonight as advance sales smash records,0 | |
| "youtuber cringing while watching amateurish early, current work",1 | |
| roy moore under fire for new 'children are my future' ad campaign,1 | |
| doctors reveal dick cheney burning through at least 3 hearts each week,1 | |
| god hurting after eating 20-piece spicy angel wings,1 | |
| neighborhood would make a great video game level,1 | |
| betsy devos chooses to spotlight a problematic charter school founded by pitbull,0 | |
| bernie sanders to discuss gun law with parents of aurora shooting victim,0 | |
| "fewer words about sex, food and documentaries",0 | |
| washington teen broke up with girlfriend before deadly shooting: reports,0 | |
| 'mean girls' and 'spongebob squarepants' lead 2018 tony nominations,0 | |
| how boredom can lead to failure,0 | |
| styrofoam to spend next 500 years reflecting on how well it protected blender in transport,1 | |
| nra's top lobbyist implies trump is back on its side,0 | |
| the u.s. is driving less and still building more highways,0 | |
| 75% of party trolley defaulting on student loans,1 | |
| 6 stunning rooms that prove tile deserves to be so much more than a backsplash,0 | |
| george and amal clooney's support for florida shooting survivors gets oprah's backing,0 | |
| enron executives blamed for missing employee donut fund,1 | |
| eggs good for you this week,1 | |
| red lobster celebrates return of annual all-you-can-eat krill fest,1 | |
| donald trump's assault on our values,0 | |
| the white house won't say whether donald trump played golf. here's why.,0 | |
| same jumbotron used for marriage proposal used to ask for divorce,1 | |
| thousands of new orleans households still without political power,1 | |
| 60 women share their advice for surviving divorce after 60,0 | |
| new obesity drug delicious,1 | |
| jesse eisenberg compares comic-con to genocide,0 | |
| fantasy football star confident he can make leap to general manager of nfl team,1 | |
| "abortion doctor's murder sparks waves of calm, rational discussion",1 | |
| dad way scarier when controlling temper,1 | |
| tv commercial for beverage features woefully reckless pouring technique,1 | |
| recognizing the gift each moment bears is a mindfulness practice,0 | |
| tire salesman to hit them with a little razzle-dazzle,1 | |
| here are the new shows that have been picked up for a full season so far,0 | |
| report finds one in five americans struggle with properly masking depression,1 | |
| [in&out korea] anonymous interview on misogyny pt. 1,0 | |
| "after seeing this, you're going to want to run to banana republic",0 | |
| trump says muslim judges also might not be fair to him,0 | |
| a farm boy meets his prince in a beautiful new children's book,0 | |
| paramount home video pleased to bring man feature presentation,1 | |
| college newspaper staff know exactly how they would respond if editorial freedom challenged,1 | |
| why scott walker's views on evolution are totally relevant,0 | |
| 20 killer recipes for your labor day cookout,0 | |
| obama: i am where i am today because of voting rights heroes,0 | |
| judge dismisses domestic violence charges against ray rice; now what?,0 | |
| donald trump's sacking of james comey is a test for republicans,0 | |
| treasury department releases new 'monsters of the silver screen' $20 bill,1 | |
| "obama, romney urge americans to purchase 'the onion book of known knowledge'",1 | |
| unattractive man not fooling anyone by dressing well,1 | |
| former president carter sole attendee at 1997 solar power summit,1 | |
| area man uses wtc attack as excuse to call ex-girlfriend,1 | |
| rare shark accidentally caught by fisherman,0 | |
| panicking romney attempts to lay off debate moderator,1 | |
| open-minded man would be willing to look past jennifer lawrence's flaws,1 | |
| mueller immediately regrets coercing michael cohen to flip on trump after having to spend time with him,1 | |
| elderly man feeling useless in retirement wishes he could go back to feeling useless at work,1 | |
| woman wearing jacket indulging in forbidden pleasure of having pockets,1 | |
| magical voting booth transforms clearheaded americans into reactionist morons,1 | |
| museum proudly exhibits picasso shitty enough to be in kansas city,1 | |
| "george clinton, della reese meet to discuss key hairstyle issues",1 | |
| sitting inside cardboard box the safest 6-year-old will feel for remainder of life,1 | |
| melania trump straightens husband's neck skin before walking out onto inauguration platform,1 | |
| catholic church brings in new perspective on solving abuse scandal with appointment of toddler bishop,1 | |
| "nation dutifully gets in cars, stands in line, watches new star wars movie",1 | |
| update: 'the onion' apologizes for killing innocent boston man tom mahoney,1 | |
| khloe kardashian takes waist training to the extreme,0 | |
| adele is just as bummed about the brangelina split as everyone else,0 | |
| sandra bland's mother says cop's perjury charge is 'not justice',0 | |
| paleontologists determine dinosaurs were killed by someone they trusted,1 | |
| man with new generator hoping for power outage,1 | |
| how tax cuts led to west virginia's massive teacher strike,0 | |
| six-year-old announces plans to become ballerina gymnast veterinarian horseback-riding princess,1 | |
| ryan gosling sneaks past paparazzi in full-body red carpet camouflage,1 | |
| onion social defends decision to remove 'you will live' promise from mission statement,1 | |
| nation to wait for more facts on texas shooting before doing absolutely nothing about it,1 | |
| opening band upstaged by pre-show music,1 | |
| expressing deeply held political opinion referred to as 'gaffe',1 | |
| old friend avoided in hometown convenience store,1 | |
| "the most delicious (and grossest) hangover remedies, ranked",0 | |
| "neil gorsuch is neither republican nor democrat, says chief justice roberts",0 | |
| bush sr. apologizes to son for funding bin laden in '80s,1 | |
| report: suddenly remembering to sit up straight once a month best way to keep back healthy into old age,1 | |
| wrong turn finds man on poor side of mall,1 | |
| fucker sure taking long time to download,1 | |
| giuliani clarifies he doesn't want gravestone to say 'he married his cousin' either,1 | |
| historical archives: immoral woodcut discovered in hay loft,1 | |
| troubling study finds majority of americans who got it aren't flaunting it,1 | |
| study finds americans do most financial planning when figuring out how to get money's worth at buffet,1 | |
| freelancer loves being able to barely scrape by livelihood on own schedule,1 | |
| gop senators who have condemned trump's attacks against the khans have one thing in common,0 | |
| trump's war in yemen is a gift for al qaeda,0 | |
| most recommended marketing tools by pro bloggers,0 | |
| baby new year abandoned in street,1 | |
| here's why the internet is convinced kylie jenner is having a baby boy,0 | |
| "how to make a sex playlist that isn't corny as hell, according to djs",0 | |
| mike pence breaks out formal altar boy robes for state of the union address,1 | |
| a new generation of small farmers is emerging in atlanta,0 | |
| florida man who landed gyrocopter at u.s. capitol rejects plea deals,0 | |
| lone geek sits off by self reading the silmarillion throughout recess,1 | |
| mccain speechwriter trying to write lines that don't lead to creepy smile,1 | |
| study finds more evidence that coffee can be a life saver,0 | |
| rosemary farina - creating a signature for success,0 | |
| melissa joan hart explains it all about being a '90s queen,0 | |
| watch a wrecking ball destroy a bunch of cars and get on with your life,0 | |
| how i can lighten up in the wake of overwhelming loss,0 | |
| these athletic turkey trotters prove thanksgiving isn't just about the food,0 | |
| 'i am under 18' button clicked for first time in history of internet,1 | |
| breakthrough drug eliminates crying in infants,1 | |
| donald trump thinks north carolina got it wrong on anti-lgbt bathroom bill,0 | |
| republicans wage last-minute campaign to undermine net neutrality rules,0 | |
| police use exact right amount of force to subdue suspect,1 | |
| man has trouble growing full beard of bees,1 | |
| fruit of islam cause man to soil fruit of looms,1 | |
| "students punished for sexual assault should have transcripts marked, title ix group says",0 | |
| tommy lee jones tells jimmy fallon he doesn't want to play any of his little fucking games,1 | |
| "deceitful woman deviously alters appearance to give illusion of youth, fertility",1 | |
| "shit, guy in front of you ordering for entire construction crew",1 | |
| kiss with wife pretty good,1 | |
| bill clinton has unibeam installed in chest,1 | |
| employee totally crushes presentation of idea that will soon bankrupt company,1 | |
| rangers disgusted by prince fielder leaving chewed-up bats all over dugout,1 | |
| 'farm aid aid' concert to benefit struggling farm aid concerts,1 | |
| black mother speaks out: african-american boys 'won't ever really be safe',0 | |
| donald trump voted least desirable neighbor of the year,0 | |
| why toothpicks are the best cake testers,0 | |
| ten great latino books published in 2015,0 | |
| domino's introduces thanksgiving feast pizza,1 | |
| energy sector and epa nominee: oklahoma strong,0 | |
| fifth-grader writes 'mrs. alan greenspan' all over her notebook,1 | |
| chris christie gets sued by liberal advocacy groups,0 | |
| grandfather tries to make first fall as cool-looking as possible,1 | |
| hilary duff's number-one fan tasered,1 | |
| superstitious clinton refusing to change her beliefs following hot streak in polls,1 | |
| it's time to get serious about freedom of religion,0 | |
| report: only 3% of conversations actually need to happen,1 | |
| huffpost hill - have *you* been injured by a federal appellate court ruling?,0 | |
| "ladies, why can't we all just get along?",0 | |
| real-life scene filled with product placement,1 | |
| camel cash inherited from grandpa,1 | |
| james corden honors 'diverse' and 'brilliant' london in wake of terror attack,0 | |
| kate middleton feels royal baby kicking during queen's coronation anniversary,1 | |
| child abuse: how much is too much?,1 | |
| "well-meaning mouse wouldn't really call self a 'pest,' per se",1 | |
| chris christie dreaming about 72-inch springsteen sub,1 | |
| "'the world cannot wait — and neither will we,' 61 mayors pledge",0 | |
| earliest known t-shirt found,1 | |
| "disgusting, unusable shopping cart has single sprig of parsley in it",1 | |
| 25-pound ham wedged in parents' refrigerator,1 | |
| how do you sleep at night while cutting meals on wheels? a white house guide,0 | |
| surgery required for new sexual position,1 | |
| girl cries after mlb star traded; he takes her for pizza,0 | |
| dishwasher broke,1 | |
| state officials fire employee who sent false missile alert in hawaii,0 | |
| mom's hilarious story about her morning shows the hectic life of a parent,0 | |
| "9 ways you're failing at life, according to old school latino parents",0 | |
| "online activists unsure about offensiveness of article, figure they'll destroy author's life just in case",1 | |
| nation's grandfathers to receive annual shipment of $2 bills from u.s. treasury,1 | |
| turkey's state of emergency decrees are horrible for democracy,0 | |
| nbc reportedly dumps trump-inspired 'law & order: svu' episode until after the election,0 | |
| inside biden's final deliberations,0 | |
| proof that human alex jones is most certainly not part reptile,0 | |
| mediocre painter's true talent lies in acting like a painter,1 | |
| man returning from vacation settles on single concise anecdote he'll tell everyone who asks,1 | |
| tucker carlson spends entire show screaming over child bride he invited on to debate him,1 | |
| area desk doesn't mind if people sit on it like a chair every once in a while,1 | |
| tehran. waiting for normality,0 | |
| the call for a national crime and justice task force,0 | |
| how to choose a worthwhile organization,0 | |
| "we looked at airlines and pet incidents, and what we found surprised everyone",0 | |
| the ego-centric art world is killing art,0 | |
| trevor noah defends obama from conservative criticism on police brutality,0 | |
| lure of free meal each shift too great for disgruntled arby's employee,1 | |
| justin timberlake's song of the summer gets a bone-shaking metal remix,0 | |
| new dating site matches users with partners they deserve,1 | |
| jared leto may play the joker in 'suicide squad',0 | |
| how to recover from unicorn hair,0 | |
| trump claims credit for shock dem win in pennsylvania,0 | |
| cleveland indians owner admits chief wahoo no longer compatible with modern revenue growth expectations,1 | |
| grateful for my mom's legacy this mother's day,0 | |
| sam smith's pop rise: how a uk soul man came out and still became america's next top idol,0 | |
| "'the president can suck my big fat dick,' says rex tillerson in veiled attack on trump",1 | |
| complex human being reduced to 'gutter guy' for purposes of to-do list,1 | |
| defiant mitch mcconnell holds merrick garland's severed head aloft in front of capitol building,1 | |
| koch brothers group slams donald trump's immigrant ban as 'counterproductive',0 | |
| "routine, affordable medical procedure put off another year",1 | |
| anthropologists unearth possible missing link between a- and b-list celebrities,1 | |
| bush urges iraqis to pass amendment banning gay marriage,1 | |
| lowe's introduces 2-way ladder user can also climb down,1 | |
| these were the snowiest ski resorts in america last year,0 | |
| real-life family feud offers no fabulous cash prizes,1 | |
| new dog sick of being compared to old one,1 | |
| glorious new tomorrow postponed indefinitely,1 | |
| "after fifty years of occupation, what's next: an open letter to president mahmoud abbas",0 | |
| woman bids farewell to former self before beginning new skin care regimen,1 | |
| federal judge rules fair housing law protects colorado lgbt couple,0 | |
| 7 things every homeowner should do before going on vacation,0 | |
| u.s. refuses to allow u.n. weapons inspectors back into iraq,1 | |
| mortician always keeps hammer at tableside just in case one comes back to life,1 | |
| what berlin (and brussels) can teach cairo and washington,0 | |
| 3 questions every company should be asking before making a new hire,0 | |
| celebrity 'caught' smoking,1 | |
| creature that craps in box too fancy for dry food,1 | |
| nation's ivy leaguers share hearty laugh that dartmouth grad thinks she can talk shit on anyone,1 | |
| the price for killing workers must be prison,0 | |
| "hare krishnas: 'hare krishna, hare krishna, krishna krishna, hare hare'",1 | |
| 7 books every middle-aged person should read this summer,0 | |
| tiny changes {today's buddha doodle},0 | |
| "when a man's wheelchair got stuck in a storm, this cop did something great",0 | |
| teen tweets of the week!,0 | |
| 3 secrets for increasing your happiness,0 | |
| 15 decluttering tips for busy moms,0 | |
| new york times seeks court order to remove tuesdays with morrie from bestseller list,1 | |
| 117-aerocar pileup clogs troposphere for hours,1 | |
| new arrivals consult wise couple who have been at resort for 3 days already,1 | |
| 7-year-old loses respect for shrek after seeing him in burger king commercial,1 | |
| the peterson farm bros' beef with chipotle (part 4): the definition of ethical behaivor,0 | |
| mit researchers discover each other,1 | |
| union plows ahead after major scotus setback,0 | |
| 6 things new hampshire's exit polls tell us about this election,0 | |
| "isis laid booby-traps all over mosul to kill, injure returning civilians",0 | |
| jeb bush warns rnc attendees of bad cialis going around parking lot,1 | |
| new sat section tests ability to pay tuition,1 | |
| man at airport pissed that other people had same idea to go home for thanksgiving,1 | |
| mass graves: are they really more cost-effective?,1 | |
| loser hiding behind winning smile,1 | |
| waitress who took over at table just doesn't have same spark as richard,1 | |
| trump administration picks strange fight with meals on wheels,0 | |
| report: more elderly improving cognitive function by solving murders,1 | |
| "climate change: 2014 hottest yet, oceans threatened, solar trees, and more!",0 | |
| "'it's simply bursting with creative wonder,' says reviewer of new game where mario sometimes dresses as chef",1 | |
| clinton commissions john williams to compose 'clinton's theme',1 | |
| rick perry's mugshot might be a money maker,0 | |
| yelp adds hospital wait times and nursing home ratings using propublica data,0 | |
| every new yorker found murdered,1 | |
| confused mueller reminds nation russia investigation wrapped up months ago,1 | |
| kris kobach posted partial social security numbers of thousands of kansas officials online,0 | |
| espn curious if you have ever considered playing fantasy football,1 | |
| the spice girls' 'wannabe' music video just got a rad feminist makeover,0 | |
| drug-sniffing dog develops taste for bit-o-honeys,1 | |
| the most flattering eyeliner technique for your eye shape,0 | |
| greece sees slight uptick in refugee arrivals in august,0 | |
| sexually awakened peta president announces that being kept in a tiny cage all day actually sounds hot as hell,1 | |
| first place cops looked was inside at-at,1 | |
| obama photographer trolls vladimir putin with the who lyrics,0 | |
| subscribing to success,0 | |
| ant colony comes to halt after death of popular worker,1 | |
| "'an invitation to kill': proxies, foreign powers in syria endanger civilians",0 | |
| oregon militants' sympathizers emboldened by acquittal in wildlife refuge takeover,0 | |
| "dad just wants nice, simple xbox one for checking email",1 | |
| more charges on the way in connection with baruch college hazing death,0 | |
| "as the u.s. stops funding reproductive health services, china should step in",0 | |
| "woman hid heroin, oxy under fake butt, cops say",0 | |
| donald trump plays a dangerous game of telephone,0 | |
| pope francis donates clothing to needy refugees,1 | |
| data-entry clerk reapplies carmex at 17-minute intervals,1 | |
| trevor noah gets a big 'ken boner',0 | |
| kellogg's pulls controversial 'choco-bastard' from store shelves,1 | |
| house to vote on 3-month highway funding bill before leaving town,0 | |
| it pretty obvious what friend will look like old,1 | |
| new photos show hurricane matthew's path of destruction in haiti,0 | |
| democrats ask oversight committee to investigate trump's potential conflicts of interest,0 | |
| democrats look for a deeper bench of rich donors,0 | |
| sports psychologists suggest tiger's slump may be because of all that shit he went through,1 | |
| hoda kotb replaces matt lauer as 'today' co-anchor,0 | |
| christian couple staying together for sake of god,1 | |
| keep the change: the beads that bought manhattan,0 | |
| kentucky clerk: it's 'impossible' for me to marry gay couples,0 | |
| "from goofy ridge to sandwich, here are the weirdest place names in illinois",0 | |
| 22-year-old fuck complains of age discrimination,1 | |
| documentary viewer can't wait to find out which 4 lads from liverpool changed music forever,1 | |
| why the story of muhammad ali's rebellion matters today: part 4,0 | |
| "3 habits highly productive people do every day, even if they're 'too busy'",0 | |
| boxer hopes he can make money punching things in retirement,1 | |
| 10 rules for a great startup idea,0 | |
| white house security officials relieved ivanka trump's computer just cardboard box with mirror on it,1 | |
| hillary clinton speech interrupted by black student activists,0 | |
| obama wishes george h.w. bush a 'speedy recovery' after fall,0 | |
| the truth about 'the interview',0 | |
| report: high school marching band definitely in shape of something,1 | |
| trump proposed a wall to protect his golf course from the effects of climate change,0 | |
| 4 stunning spring dresses for boomer women,0 | |
| ditch the paper and increase productivity with these six apps!,0 | |
| "thanks to kickstarter, thousands of endangered penguins will get new homes",0 | |
| pet turtle going hog wild on terrarium's new stick,1 | |
| poz retreats: empowering people who are infected and/or affected by hiv/aids,0 | |
| michael b. jordan responds to trolls saying a black man can't play johnny storm,0 | |
| "scientists discover 6,000-year-old stain",1 | |
| drunk man dangerously close to figuring out you're fucking with him,1 | |
| "steve ballmer made a new twitter account, and used it to make a surprising announcement",0 | |
| report: country that might shut down because president wants big wall somehow considered best in the world,1 | |
| tig notaro is sickened by the anti-gay pizza restaurant in indiana,0 | |
| brad pitt sidelined 6 to 8 weeks with red carpet toe,1 | |
| family concerned after aging tv show has another terrible episode,1 | |
| 14 workout pants that could pass as real pants,0 | |
| teacher frustrated no one in beginner yoga class can focus chakras into energy blast,1 | |
| 'black panther' sequel officially confirmed by marvel studios head,0 | |
| this is what it's like to free dive with whales,0 | |
| "6 ways to cut wedding costs, according to wedding planners",0 | |
| bill maher calls college basketball 'a complete sham' on 'real time',0 | |
| aaron rodgers finally breaks his silence on 'bachelorette' brother,0 | |
| watch justin timberlake literally do the robot in 'filthy' music video,0 | |
| president barack obama slams 'repeal and delay' approach to affordable care act,0 | |
| lena dunham dings woody allen,0 | |
| local actions lead the global efforts to address climate change,0 | |
| my 5×5 plan for the next 12 months,0 | |
| 5 real ways to actually support black-owned businesses,0 | |
| inept coworker increasingly difficult to fantasize about,1 | |
| obama's declaration of swine flu emergency prompts pro-swine-flu republican response,1 | |
| parent mad 6-year-old didn't like peanuts special,1 | |
| "three chinese tourists dead, six people missing in borneo shipwreck",0 | |
| argentina president's bizarre werewolf mishap,0 | |
| 28 secrets of exceptionally productive people,0 | |
| "this trans supermodel was outed in the '80s, lost everything and became a pioneer",0 | |
| attention politicians: god created and welcomes us in all of our diversity,0 | |
| "peyton manning goes to graduation, starts throwing passes to seniors",0 | |
| goody introduces new line of governess hairbrushes for raking across the scalps of insolent little girls,1 | |
| last civil war tortoise dies,1 | |
| subject of phone bill delicately broached,1 | |
| college administrators hold candlelight vigil to honor donor lost in mishandled rape case,1 | |
| father's day tribute to a family man,0 | |
| academy president says it's up to the film studios to encourage diversity in hollywood,0 | |
| project 24: a portrait of millennial artist andrew kaminski,0 | |
| nepal calls: part two,0 | |
| stacey dash still just as 'clueless',0 | |
| 450-pound man didn't go to doctor for a lecture,1 | |
| you have no idea what the life of a physical comedian is like,0 | |
| bill maher says fox news is reason america is so polarized,0 | |
| local burger feels especially disgusting today,1 | |
| hit the jackpot with 5 breathtaking las vegas views,0 | |
| astronomers say wednesday night will be best chance for americans to view 'novλ',1 | |
| georgia to provide planned parenthood with free std test kits again,0 | |
| britney spears is the coolest skater mom,0 | |
| thandie newton recalls disgusting encounter with repulsive male director,0 | |
| 'game of thrones' fan rewatching past episodes to remind self of what characters' breasts look like,1 | |
| country cd put on to impress repair guy,1 | |
| how to use photoshop for good rather than evil,0 | |
| man given 3 months to live throws in one or two non-sexual things to do,1 | |
| "desperate parents of abducted nigerian girls lose hope in government, turn to u.n.",0 | |
| report finds average american wastes 77 years of their life not listening to steve winwood's 'the finer things',1 | |
| saturday's powerball lottery jackpot now tops $400 million,0 | |
| pentagon ripped off by shady weapons dealer,1 | |
| thousands of drunk revelers dressed as jesus descend on vatican for annual christcon pub crawl,1 | |
| chinese government asks entire nation to pose while millions of surveillance cameras take photographs,1 | |
| spicer denies that ending maternity care guarantee would mean women pay more for health care,0 | |
| masked robber foiled after unfriending victim on facebook,0 | |
| former patriots and chiefs tackle ryan o'callaghan comes out as gay,0 | |
| dog meets owner at door in desperate attempt to get ahead of diarrhea-rug scandal,1 | |
| "joe biden tells union workers: 'we build labor, we build the middle class'",0 | |
| mccain silences critics with perfectly executed cartwheel,1 | |
| the intervention of richard spencer and the alt-right,0 | |
| blue aclu ribbons are the stars' best accessories at 2017 oscars,0 | |
| prego marketing new marinara as 'the premiere sauce for the #metoo moment',1 | |
| college encourages lively exchange of idea,1 | |
| nobody at capital one can remember why it put vikings in its ads,1 | |
| to the princeton privileged kid,0 | |
| satellite frantically trying to bounce signal to swearing man's phone,1 | |
| new app matches you with others in vicinity who wasted $2.99 on same app,1 | |
| u.s. soldiers ask rumsfeld if they could get surprise visit from loved ones instead,1 | |
| "exhausted doctor to wake up early, finish surgery in morning",1 | |
| 'rupaul's drag race all stars 3' episode 6 recap: which queen returned to the competition?,0 | |
| "trump is #1 in the polls, and so was the 'macarena'",0 | |
| are you living your divorce or living your life?,0 | |
| here's another huge reason to eat a plant-based diet,0 | |
| pope francis admits god really starting to look old,1 | |
| 3-year-old pretending stuffed animals having big fight about accidental pregnancy,1 | |
| man honestly thought breakdown would be more obvious to people,1 | |
| no one speculating about family matters series finale,1 | |
| news website refers to users' ceaseless exchange of racial slurs as 'discussion',1 | |
| happy birthday america,0 | |
| pro governing: is it faked?,1 | |
| traveling tips for families with special diet,0 | |
| study: more children growing up in single-parrot households,1 | |
| skip bayless's tweet about gordon hayward's injury stirs outrage,0 | |
| israel agrees to creation of palestinian homeroom,1 | |
| "lawrence taylor's wife, lynette taylor, arrested for alleged attack on the nfl legend",0 | |
| the call to 'restore' for this and every july 4: frederick douglass echoes through the ages,0 | |
| vietnamese singer wins international transgender beauty pageant,0 | |
| nra's dana loesch: 'many in legacy media love mass shootings',0 | |
| employee wishes he had enough job security to voice opinion,1 | |
| kitten valiantly attempts high five,0 | |
| dick pulled back out again,1 | |
| tic-tac-toe grandmaster devises brilliant new gambit,1 | |
| "'portlandia' debuts new mra anthem, because life is hard for white dudes",0 | |
| bill clinton still waiting for personal apology from monica lewinsky for using power as intern to exploit him sexually,1 | |
| "facing rising seas, remote alaskan village votes to move (again)",0 | |
| tonight's dnc program to be just 3 hours of osama bin laden's blown-off face projected onto screen,1 | |
| department of housing and urban development issues report just to keep name out there,1 | |
| what #digitalhealth can learn from the fight against hiv/aids,0 | |
| al gore gets to third,1 | |
| the children's books that took our breath away in 2015,0 | |
| casual friday claims lives of 13 nuclear-waste-disposal technicians,1 | |
| grandmother will live on in arguments over her wedding china,1 | |
| candy purchase puts yet more money in raisinets' bloated coffers,1 | |
| father of muslim american war hero: we cannot defeat terror by dividing america,0 | |
| lone tent a dark harbinger of looming street festival,1 | |
| mcdonald's musical ad targets hispanics with princess of bachata,0 | |
| sean spicer's voice immediately recognized by everyone else in 'halo 5' multiplayer lobby,1 | |
| many animals harmed in catering of film,1 | |
| god irritated guests do not understand it time to leave heaven,1 | |
| ben carson bizarrely attacks cnn host in hostile interview,0 | |
| what's your book shelfie style?,0 | |
| olympic swimmer ariana kukors is ready to fight sexual abuse in sports,0 | |
| horde of orange monsters exits local tanning salon,1 | |
| this iphone x unveiling parody doesn't pull any punches,0 | |
| this dog is dreaming about something seriously tasty,0 | |
| jeff ross asked selena gomez for advice on roasting justin bieber,0 | |
| group of good-looking people all headed toward same place,1 | |
| yahoo's newfront pulses to steve aoki's edm beat,0 | |
| 6 expert tips for recent college grads on the job hunt,0 | |
| "news roundup for march 14, 2017",0 | |
| create an environment for your ultimate success,0 | |
| man feeling pressure to give mom grandchildren while she still around to raise them,1 | |
| chairman of house committee on homeland security wants to review trump's refugee order,0 | |
| bi-curious man dials 1-900 number,1 | |
| "demonic spirit claws way out of hell to flicker lights, throw some silverware around",1 | |
| thursday's morning email: north korea may be prepping its most powerful nuclear test,0 | |
| restaurant's eating challenge rewards any patron who can consume reasonably portioned meal,1 | |
| barbershop pole finally runs out,1 | |
| "rnc troubled by steve wynn sexual assault allegations, plans to keep his money anyway",0 | |
| california city elects dead man to office after bizarre campaign,0 | |
| faa study finds 64% of engine failures caused by henchman being kicked into turbine,1 | |
| "nbc relocates 'nightly news' to trump tower, for a night",0 | |
| cocktail party gets as wild as it's going to get,1 | |
| don't press the button: the problem with email and what to do about it,0 | |
| jazz jennings has a message – and a mission,0 | |
| man confused by obscure down-ballot measure about deciding who his senator should be,1 | |
| russian spies hack dnc computers and gain access to trump opposition research,0 | |
| tips for paying off medical school loans,0 | |
| alia shawkat is feeling herself,0 | |
| trump: 'there is hatred on both sides of my heart',1 | |
| doctor weirded out by patient she just met providing every lurid detail of medical history,1 | |
| kerry washington: we shouldn't have to give up our seats at the table for others' bad behavior,0 | |
| new ted cruz attack ad declares beto o'rourke too good for texas,1 | |
| "fathers, let's talk about love, respect and hiv",0 | |
| tear gas manufacturers worried about association with everything tear gas used for,1 | |
| christian science pharmacist refuses to fill any prescription,1 | |
| how early-life stress could increase risk of anxiety and depression later in life,0 | |
| justin bieber interrupts performance to scold spanish audience,0 | |
| sandy hook father to alex jones: 'i'm not backing down',0 | |
| person of interest gets away from george zimmerman,1 | |
| "trump expels 60 russians, closes russian consulate in seattle after uk chemical attack",0 | |
| "donald trump is as rich as he says, if you do the accounting wrong",0 | |
| fans beg aerosmith to go back on drugs,1 | |
| trump's controversial pick for doj civil rights chief appears headed for confirmation,0 | |
| vacation-bound rush limbaugh to do nothing but golf and respect minorities for 2 weeks,1 | |
| ugly custody battle over ian mckellen narrowly avoided,1 | |
| protecting freedom of expression in newsrooms and mosques: unity and dialogue,0 | |
| afghan warlord not sure which side he feels like helping today,1 | |
| asians most likely to be charged for espionage in u.s.: report,0 | |
| grey parrot disappointed to discover rest of aviary a bunch of idiots,1 | |
| the first 'rogue one' trailer is a 'star wars' nerd's dream,0 | |
| thomas the tank engine a little uneasy with his broad autistic following,1 | |
| hilton head island is the best,0 | |
| trump's travel ban does nothing to stop the most deadly form of terror in the u.s.,0 | |
| "to avoid disaster in syria, the u.s. should learn from iraq",0 | |
| expectant mother chrissy teigen is totally embracing her body,0 | |
| sanders ramps up spending in effort to catch up to hillary,0 | |
| cruz control: an elitist at liberty university,0 | |
| kesha's best revenge with 'praying' and 'woman' is her healing,0 | |
| new audubon report finds 78% of female birds sexually harassed by stranger exposing colorful plumage,1 | |
| the largest demographic of binge drinkers might surprise you,0 | |
| rudy giuliani suddenly realizes he's been grinning during entire 9/11 ceremony,1 | |
| study: all american problems could be solved by just stopping and thinking for two seconds,1 | |
| local teen walks in on family masturbating,1 | |
| cher is gifting us with a broadway musical based on her life,0 | |
| "how to add, delete, and modify your way to happiness",0 | |
| did melania trump really 'like' my tweet about her marriage?,0 | |
| cia awkwardly debriefs obama on creation of crack cocaine,1 | |
| star wars news net joins hundreds of publications in condemning trump's attacks on the press,1 | |
| ungrateful man just up and dies after everything insurance company has done for him,1 | |
| going to tops of things still favored by nation's tourists,1 | |
| tyra banks brings tears to teen designer's eyes with this heartwarming surprise,0 | |
| "this girl dressed up as michelle obama for school, and michelle loved it",0 | |
| boy calls 911 to ask deputies over for family's thanksgiving dinner,0 | |
| lea michele slays in a black cutout dress at 'scream queens' premiere,0 | |
| $500 stereo installed in $400 car,1 | |
| paul ryan adds 14-ounce training weights to speaker's gavel,1 | |
| what to eat to curb your cravings,0 | |
| trendy restaurant has communal napkin,1 | |
| frito-lay targets blacks with new menthol doritos,1 | |
| 10 of illinois' safest cities,0 | |
| big checks power jeb bush super pac's unreal money haul,0 | |
| employee leaving company unsure how to break it to coworkers who don't really care whether he lives or dies,1 | |
| "oh, god, area man making his move",1 | |
| "espn reporter michael eaves chokes on a bug, but the show goes on",0 | |
| why we can't ignore the outliers,0 | |
| toward a fairer admissions process,0 | |
| rescued lion has been obsessed with blankets since he was a baby,0 | |
| iran only has half the amount of enriched uranium allowed under nuclear deal,0 | |
| "gym places flowers, white spin bike in spot where soul cyclist killed",1 | |
| madeleine albright apologizes for implying female bernie supporters will go to hell,0 | |
| china's aircraft carrier enters south china sea amid renewed tensions,0 | |
| "prince harry, meghan markle's first official post-engagement event will be nod to diana",0 | |
| area man determined to make the best of situation comedy,1 | |
| internet jokester strikes again,1 | |
| three questions about the aereo supreme court case that desperately need answers,0 | |
| sierra leone burns down,1 | |
| nurse to grab lunch right after she finishes draining bile from man's liver,1 | |
| the power of perspective,0 | |
| "john kasich is running for president, because why not",0 | |
| a&e biography host peter graves comes out in ellen-inspired ratings grab,1 | |
| "obama's record-breaking fundraising effort bankrupting npr, world wildlife fund, aclu",1 | |
| veteran brita filter's tour of duty extended another 3 months,1 | |
| coroner to investigate police killing of rock thrower,0 | |
| greed and resistance in sarawak's rainforest,0 | |
| trump's afghan strategy is doomed for failure,0 | |
| teacher removed from classroom over white nationalist podcast says it's satire,0 | |
| this is what's delaying 'big bang theory' season 8,0 | |
| vatican unveils new pope signal,1 | |
| mar-a-lago assistant manager wondering if anyone coming to collect nuclear briefcase from lost and found,1 | |
| taylor swift grateful kanye west controversy taking heat off new swastika tattoo,1 | |
| elena kagan asked straight up: 'you got what it takes?',1 | |
| alabama marriage equality tantrum is a slap in the face to all americans,0 | |
| bill de blasio named a new schools chancellor. then the candidate backed out on live tv.,0 | |
| trevor noah can't wrap mind around trump-obama white house meeting,0 | |
| jessica simpson takes the plunge after crushing us with news she'll never do reality tv again,0 | |
| oscars gift bag includes 3 ipads streaming telecast in attempt to shore up viewership numbers,1 | |
| "stop calling young adults ""college kids""",0 | |
| "dreary, passionless couple believes your soulmate out there too",1 | |
| obamacare benefits plenty of people in states donald trump won,0 | |
| "on his santa monica mountaintop, a billionaire envisions lofty thoughts on politics and culture",0 | |
| report: 79% of minority suspects receive miranda rights while unconscious,1 | |
| "revolutionary advances in abortion access: why not in the u.s., too?",0 | |
| white house carefully screening any gun control town hall questions that address obama as 'mein führer',1 | |
| what parents of straight kids will never understand about orlando,0 | |
| black voters helped elect the man who prosecuted birmingham church bombers,0 | |
| why mothers are so special,0 | |
| area horse hung like horse,1 | |
| kittens recovering after photographer rescued them from brush fire,0 | |
| aurora releases theater shooting response report,0 | |
| voyeur researchers recommend at least 7 hours of watching someone sleep per night,1 | |
| santa claus killed in electric-razor crash,1 | |
| candice patton of the flash talks about meeting the fans! part ii,0 | |
| "trump demands william barr prove loyalty by putting gun in mouth, pulling trigger",1 | |
| scientific american somehow makes woman feel bad about her body,1 | |
| report: some russian soldiers quit army over ukraine war,0 | |
| slower-burning flag introduced,1 | |
| report: reuben rated top midsize sandwich in its class,1 | |
| trump fascinated by israeli cultural tradition of mass slaughter of protesters,1 | |
| both parties seem to be having a change of heart about federal power,0 | |
| jeremy piven outraged microsoft word doesn't recognize his name,1 | |
| environmentalists speak out against excessive cheese logging,1 | |
| kareem abdul-jabbar speaks out against ben carson's anti-muslim comments,0 | |
| why this lawyer quit his job to open a national mustard museum,0 | |
| stressed out at work? here's how to find your center with just 3 minutes of breathing,0 | |
| physicist brings in particle from home he's been meaning to accelerate,1 | |
| copycat culture: adapting to a world of adaptations,0 | |
| area man honored to have name in hat,1 | |
| kentucky newspapers endorse alison lundergan grimes,0 | |
| bill o'reilly compares #blacklivesmatter movement to gestapo,0 | |
| the celebrity that left tom hanks and rita wilson speechless,0 | |
| man has eaten last 75 meals out of container or carton,1 | |
| restaurant reacts perfectly to diners who were rude to employee with autism,0 | |
| what's next for nba in donald sterling case from a legal standpoint?,0 | |
| 30 reasons to give thanks to horses,0 | |
| "beyoncé announces $100,000 in scholarships for hbcu students",0 | |
| gender of person in ronald mcdonald costume unclear,1 | |
| john dowd resigns as trump's lead lawyer in russia probe,0 | |
| flu can't wait to get the fuck out of area man's body,1 | |
| arkansas plans to execute 2 convicted killers on monday,0 | |
| it might be time to break up with your tampon,0 | |
| study: average american now requires 3 attempts to get up from seated position,1 | |
| "'we will not repeat the mistakes of the 2016 election,' vows nation still using internet",1 | |
| global surveys show strong support for hillary clinton,0 | |
| historian has big news for grover cleveland fans,1 | |
| "if you want to understand the price of milk, think of it like gasoline",0 | |
| "instead of arresting panhandlers, albuquerque's giving them jobs",0 | |
| blind dog who was kept in a pantry now lives like a king,0 | |
| man who has never seen horseshoe crab before understandably freaking the fuck out,1 | |
| why some vaccines require more than one dose,0 | |
| area woman thinks she could live in city she's visiting,1 | |
| successories poster shoplifted,1 | |
| drexel professor says 'white genocide' holiday wish was 'satirical',0 | |
| why my anger turned to sadness when i took a closer look at my parents' lives,0 | |
| wedding caterer likes to throw in extra potatoes if it seems like couple genuinely in love,1 | |
| how netflix's serial killer drama 'mindhunter' draws from real life,0 | |
| area man thinks girlfriend's sister might be a little cuter,1 | |
| william barr shows up to congress to testify at 3 a.m. after reading email wrong,1 | |
| montana gop candidate owns stake in company accused of paying off isis,0 | |
| "entrepreneur series: growing up and doing business with... mandy ingber, celebrity yoga instructor",0 | |
| turkish president: no muslim family should engage in birth control,0 | |
| report: freezers in healthy choice corporate offices probably stocked with every kind of healthy choice you could imagine,1 | |
| farting teen sparks fight,0 | |
| black guy doesn't talk about all the times he didn't get discriminated against,1 | |
| what is needed for youth entrepreneurship in mena?,0 | |
| mother only wants one bite,1 | |
| elizabeth warren disappointed after dna test shows zero trace of presidential material,1 | |
| thursday cry moved up to wednesday due to scheduling conflict,1 | |
| north korea just launched an icbm. here's what experts think could happen next.,0 | |
| donald trump rift not what paul ryan needed in middle of 14-day cleanse,1 | |
| child at 9/11 memorial service sternly reminded we are sad today,1 | |
| california extends state worker travel ban to 4 'discriminatory' states,0 | |
| movie review: edge of tomorrow... don't go there,0 | |
| "ahead of hurricane irma, miami detained homeless people against their will",0 | |
| fox news and cnn win cable network ratings wars in third quarter,0 | |
| family hoping mother knows birthday nature walk a one-time thing,1 | |
| plan to make snacks last through opening credits fails,1 | |
| top doj official implies reporter may not be jailed in leak case,0 | |
| the great republican revolt,0 | |
| watch abby wambach say goodbye to soccer in emotional final game,0 | |
| area man finally in enough pain to go to doctor,1 | |
| man not sure what to do about vet's request for dog-urine sample,1 | |
| these kittens learning to walk is so cute it'll make you crumble,0 | |
| 5-year-old explorer makes contact with life-forms in adjacent booth,1 | |
| financial planner advises shorter life span,1 | |
| why some evangelicals are praying president obama will reject the keystone xl pipeline,0 | |
| "orrin hatch: 'as a father of daughters, i don't give a flying fuck what happens to them'",1 | |
| woman relieved soulmate turned out to be in same socioeconomic bracket,1 | |
| report: fritz a fine name for a boy,1 | |
| area man crawling on ground like pig to plug macbook power cord behind desk,1 | |
| 10 steps to fixing a credit report error,0 | |
| "meet paddles, the most powerful cat in new zealand",0 | |
| these are the most generous cities in america,0 | |
| greenpeace releases rescued dolphins into forest,1 | |
| office manager unveils new rule,1 | |
| 5 ways to make your words more powerful,0 | |
| bob dole to build 'trench to 19th century',1 | |
| obama to create 17 new jobs by resigning and finally opening that restaurant,1 | |
| our favorite queer web series 'the outs' is finally returning,0 | |
| mcdonald's just caved to a ton of pissed off 'rick & morty' fans,0 | |
| latinos and the 2014 elections: five reasons to vote in november,0 | |
| of course hair stylist remembers gina,1 | |
| shoddy chinese-made stock market collapses,1 | |
| everything you worked so hard for lying in splinters at your feet,1 | |
| cast of space: 1999 reunites for tv movie space: 1999 '99,1 | |
| trump administration paves way for states to force medicaid recipients to work,0 | |
| the kurds under erdogan's tyrannical governance,0 | |
| donald trump actually tries to explain his wall to stephen colbert,0 | |
| culinary world stunned as horse meat found at 3-star michelin restaurant the horse & pony,1 | |
| what i realized when i let my mom take over my online dating profile,0 | |
| veteran given hero's welcome back to afghanistan,1 | |
| "watch this guy count to 100,000 for no reason whatsoever",0 | |
| "brazil prison riot kills at least 27 inmates, reports say",0 | |
| what i wish for my daughter,0 | |
| man's facebook status given book deal,1 | |
| koch network spent nearly $400 million in 2015,0 | |
| 5 gorgeous home office ideas,0 | |
| conflict and late rains drive thousands from their homes in somalia,0 | |
| "study finds 12,000 americans die annually in what are made to look like car accidents",1 | |
| security guard can't afford to relax for so much as six hours,1 | |
| jessica alba saving money for when audience turns on her,1 | |
| "'en passant,' whispers mueller as he knocks another pawn off chessboard in shadowy, dimly lit office",1 | |
| "michelle obama made a valentine's day playlist for barack, and it's perfect",0 | |
| employee apparently confident enough in job performance to eat snacks during meeting,1 | |
| entire republican national convention stunned as ann romney asks for divorce,1 | |
| apparently werewolf was allergic to peanuts,1 | |
| ...see how they run,0 | |
| personals ad omits goiter,1 | |
| bus passenger stops trying to enjoy kansas scenery,1 | |
| e.t. toys forced on uninterested children,1 | |
| ellie goulding and james corden perform 'love me like you do' remix,0 | |
| sean bean's most memorable death wasn't 'lord of the rings',0 | |
| man strains to find personalities in pet fish,1 | |
| restaurant entrance doesn't work all damn day to be called 'other door',1 | |
| watch: the pains of being pure at heart unveil new songs,0 | |
| congress splits into male and female senators to discuss newest reproductive bill,1 | |
| kirstjen nielsen reminds herself she a private citizen now after instinctively detaining mexican child on the street,1 | |
| new preventative drug would kill people before they get alzheimer's,1 | |
| bush arrives at caribbean summit aboard catamaran one,1 | |
| insane man gets a little perspective by reminding himself that he is god,1 | |
| deeply held conviction immediately dropped after friend half-heartedly disagrees,1 | |
| the great vanishing,0 | |
| subscription services provide book and toy options to parents of brown kids,0 | |
| steve nash responds to injury critics with emotional letter,0 | |
| fd&c blue #5 to restore beauty of world's oceans,1 | |
| apple's safari browser is crashing for some users: report,0 | |
| "roe made abortions legal, but it doesn't keep women and providers safe",0 | |
| biden winks after offering to buy eggnog for white house christmas party,1 | |
| "sylvester stallone shells out $400,000 for a statue of himself",0 | |
| "dreamers are people, not political footballs",0 | |
| one more (feminist) wonder about 'wonder woman': it passes the abuse litmus test,0 | |
| single mom ready to get back out there during 30 minutes per week she's not working or watching daughter,1 | |
| vin diesel breaks off tracking collar against rocky outcropping,1 | |
| ted cruz makes it too easy to point out the hypocrisy of his latest campaign ad,0 | |
| cop grudgingly admits suspect is the best goddamn pedophile he's seen in 30 years on the force,1 | |
| "sweating, shaking pharmaceutical ceo says he can stop profiting off opioid epidemic anytime he wants",1 | |
| romney takes in more money than obama for 612th consecutive month,1 | |
| let's stop donald trump from wielding his budget as a weapon against hardworking immigrant families,0 | |
| "if isis had committed the 11 school shootings since sandy hook, congress would have declared war.",0 | |
| the constant conflict between feminism and nationalism,0 | |
| video relaunches investigation into death of man held by chicago police,0 | |
| new study finds most of earth's landmass will be phoenix suburb by 2050,1 | |
| jimmy carter mediating dispute between martin luther king jr.'s heirs,0 | |
| poll: some would choose 'meteor hitting the earth' over trump or clinton,0 | |
| the fed and the markets,0 | |
| the olympic hangover is real,0 | |
| man overjoyed he no longer has to purchase entire day's worth of egg mcmuffins in morning,1 | |
| medicare should cover hearing aids,0 | |
| dice rolled on hot dogs in back of freezer,1 | |
| topless protester in spain grabs waxwork donald trump's crotch,0 | |
| dangerous and delusional,0 | |
| gop warns refugees likely to be driven to terrorism by way america would treat them,1 | |
| supreme court keeps california's 'gay conversion' therapy ban in place,0 | |
| nation healed by awesome sports highlight,1 | |
| bird of paradise just staring at david attenborough during courtship dance,1 | |
| "breaking: situation worsens in venezuela, bolivia, u.s., japan, mexico, iraq, spain",1 | |
| "the internet of everything: boring, but so important",0 | |
| these gorgeous photos of hong kong in the fifties will make you nostalgic for an era long gone,0 | |
| is hillary clinton the last democratic presidential candidate to support the death penalty?,0 | |
| coworker who just threw fit and stormed out of room looked like total badass,1 | |
| "'with binomials, just remember foil,' reports man keeping teens from having sex between 2:30 and 3:20",1 | |
| why donald trump fears women,0 | |
| 2 stabbed at party in wu tang clan founder rza's home,0 | |
| "windows toolbar, mouse cursor visible throughout memorial service slideshow",1 | |
| lights go on: part xxxxii -- the power of her name,0 | |
| "'i used to look up to you,' shouts anguished flynn jr. running out of room after learning father a perjurer",1 | |
| ape's tits incredible,1 | |
| that same guy with the glasses at every rock show,1 | |
| "trump promised senator no federal crackdown on legal weed, but who even knows",0 | |
| this unreleased britney spears song is all kinds of sultry,0 | |
| the feminine culture: 6 things i learned from women that make me #thrive,0 | |
| firefighters are happy to rescue 12 police officers stuck inside elevator,0 | |
| relieved malia obama quietly thanks secret service agents for taking rap for her,1 | |
| kanye west scrubs entire twitter account of any mention of trump,0 | |
| wednesday's morning email: kim jong un visits china,0 | |
| pieces of bread really starting to pile up for overworked duck,1 | |
| liberal activists encourage citizens to call their late-night hosts and urge them to oppose tax plan,1 | |
| napkinless man with grease-covered fingers realizes he trapped in a prison of his own creation,1 | |
| escalating tensions lead trump to shake up inner circle of tv programs,1 | |
| 9 lovely thoughts that will brighten your day,0 | |
| stephen colbert is driving bill o'reilly crazy,0 | |
| man from canada acts like he's not cold,1 | |
| "american people shrug, line up for fingerprinting",1 | |
| rachel maddow stands by her trump tax reporting,0 | |
| christmas pageant enters pre-production,1 | |
| pete buttigieg stuns campaign crowd by speaking to manufacturing robots in fluent binary,1 | |
| photographer captures private moments of lgbtq icons in stunning color,0 | |
| artists as global citizens,0 | |
| juul unveils sleek new e-smoker,1 | |
| roommate protective services rescues helpless 22-year-old from squalid apartment,1 | |
| vital info on iraqi chemical weapons provided by u.s. company that made them,1 | |
| top 15 travel spots for 2015,0 | |
| we tested the new 'tearless' onions to see if they really work,0 | |
| emmanuelle seigner in venus in fur: the interview,0 | |
| fda recommends at least 3 servings of foods with word 'fruit' on box,1 | |
| mount holyoke commencement speaker thanks activists for their 'disruption',0 | |
| the real reason trump can't break the gop,0 | |
| amy schumer stuns in a white minidress at gq men of the year party,0 | |
| camera admits it can't do much for barry,1 | |
| not even he can mess this up,0 | |
| study: use of phrase 'don't skimp on the' linked to heart disease,1 | |
| hippie will tell you what the real crime is,1 | |
| "by letting go of perfection, i found my strength as a mother",0 | |
| trio of cutups attempts to hide horse from landlord,1 | |
| spider-man mask spices up blind date,1 | |
| first automated foxconn machine immediately tries to commit suicide,1 | |
| 'les misérables' takes home oscar for most sound,1 | |
| creepy photos of abandoned insane asylums will keep you up at night,0 | |
| pornography-desensitized populace demands new orifice to look at,1 | |
| kim kardashian says goodbye to obama with family photo and now we're crying just like north,0 | |
| jim carrey taunts 'psycho' mike pence with biting new portrait,0 | |
| nick verreos sees a marriage between fashion geeks and computer geeks,0 | |
| staples brings on extra staff to sit around and do nothing for busy back-to-school season,1 | |
| pence unveils campaign to educate teens about dangers of premarital eye contact,1 | |
| jennifer lawrence stuns in oscar de la hoya gown,1 | |
| cool 'cybergranny' needs machines to help her live,1 | |
| "after a string of accidents, u-haul announces closure of aircraft division",1 | |
| i wish i could borrow someone else's heart while mine heals,0 | |
| university admits it pretty weird they let bunch of 20-year-olds live in big mansion and torture each other,1 | |
| you'll never believe what these wedding dresses are made of,0 | |
| aaa member pulled first from car crash,1 | |
| "playing an aspiring rapper in 'patti cake$,' danielle macdonald is summer's breakout star",0 | |
| 13 ghastly money mistakes that could come back to haunt you,0 | |
| "world shocked by possible link between olympics, big money",1 | |
| body found near where kayaker went missing,0 | |
| special guest at sea lion show just another sea lion,1 | |
| man in mickey mouse suit obviously attempted to eat ribs,1 | |
| cash-strapped yellowstone cuts funding of program to provide hibernating bears with sleeping caps,1 | |
| 5 reasons trump's mika tweets are even worse than you think,0 | |
| exploring letters from himmler,0 | |
| poll: 85% of americans would like to see candidates compete in funny obstacle course,1 | |
| 6 steps to help you genuinely forgive even the unforgivable,0 | |
| interview: director david dobkin on the judge,0 | |
| "sport for good: nelson mandela's vision, one community at a time",0 | |
| allison schmitt proves depression doesn't have to hold you back,0 | |
| angry voters not soothed by clinton's policy prescriptions,0 | |
| why this coptic christian bishop is willing to forgive isis,0 | |
| totally not drunk new mexico governor chastises cops for breaking up her hotel party,0 | |
| "made in the image of god: art, feminist theology and caroline mackenzie",0 | |
| boy with autism reunites with college football player from viral lunch photo,0 | |
| hillary clinton campaign shuts down after blowing through $2 billion in first month,1 | |
| king latifah returns for wife,1 | |
| 'walking dead' actor daniel newman comes out on youtube,0 | |
| hotel in a volcano-waterfall is the sweetest digs you'll ever find,0 | |
| "'look, just tell us who to kill,' snaps u.s. general as trump enters 20th minute of rambling answer on syria",1 | |
| teen weed users may face high risk for dependence,0 | |
| americans bravely go to polls despite threat of electing congress,1 | |
| report: 23% of population just sort of like that,1 | |
| assistant manager accused of sexual indiscrimination,1 | |
| mexico mayor killed less than a day after taking office,0 | |
| wendy williams says she's 'sick of this #metoo movement',0 | |
| yale humanists seek to unite new haven community with holiday obelisk,0 | |
| a letter to parents at the start of a new school year,0 | |
| armchair quarterback blitzed,1 | |
| how to use distractions to help your meditation,0 | |
| director has clear vision of how studio will destroy movie,1 | |
| irs can't believe area man didn't get a raise last year,1 | |
| trump's statement on canceled london visit is full of falsehoods,0 | |
| painted-over spot on public bathroom wall must conceal some really fucked-up graffiti,1 | |
| logo in corner of tv reminds man he's masturbating to spice,1 | |
| chemical weapons almost certainly killed jewish refugees the u.s. could have taken in,0 | |
| trump's paid parental leave plan is a non-starter,0 | |
| flight attendant quietly informs first class passengers where real emergency exits are,1 | |
| never to be forgotten - a year on from chibok,0 | |
| single diner in empty restaurant asked to move to smaller table,1 | |
| you can just push shit in back seat out of way,1 | |
| bill clinton admits that knowing what he knows now he would have still preyed on women,1 | |
| frustrated sycophant can't figure out what boss wants to hear,1 | |
| what everyone should know about life with a brain injury,0 | |
| world's religious leaders admit they just love getting to wear frilly little gowns and having a blast,1 | |
| family embarrassed by way son died,1 | |
| inner-city prodigy earns ged at age 11,1 | |
| "america's 'overdose capital' is rising up, and it's time for the media to pay attention",0 | |
| chrissy teigen is thankful she can now filter out the haters on instagram,0 | |
| republicans praise nixon administration for allowing qaddafi to rule libya so he could one day be overthrown,1 | |
| gop prays for ossoff lossoff,0 | |
| dinty moore breaks long silence on terrorism with full-page ad,1 | |
| man who actually needs grey poupon unable to bring self to ask,1 | |
| virginia schools close after uproar over arabic calligraphy lesson,0 | |
| trumplethinskin: a president's day fable,0 | |
| the importance of staring out the window,0 | |
| new financial report finds economy invincible forever this time,1 | |
| trump campaign selects mike pence as concrete reminder that this all really happening,1 | |
| nearly 1 in 10 children not enrolled in school: un,0 | |
| game of thrones: tyrion will soon betray daenerys,0 | |
| testing: enhanced interrogation in the classroom,0 | |
| each passenger has own theory about how guy got into first class,1 | |
| everyone forgets to bring swimsuits to coworker's party,1 | |
| man at gym just watching tv,1 | |
| let us not celebrate a fifth anniversary of the syrian conflict,0 | |
| here's your chance to attend kobe bryant's last game,0 | |
| new 'steak & onion' potato chips taste disturbingly like steak and onions,1 | |
| many native americans still hold traditional beliefs about white man,1 | |
| "woman rushes to hide fragile objects, cover up sharp corners on tables before boyfriend comes over",1 | |
| endangered species list edited to fit poster,1 | |
| christina aguilera is barely recognizable on paper magazine cover,0 | |
| investors stake out greenspan's house for signs of rate increase,1 | |
| catchphrase from 'the love guru' overheard,1 | |
| bill and melinda scoggins foundation pledges $58 for charity,1 | |
| australian journalist's devastating take on trump at g-20 goes viral,0 | |
| here are the americans who believe in the miracle of donald trump,0 | |
| "job candidate awaiting interviewer just smiling, making enthusiastic eye contact with every passerby in lobby",1 | |
| "4 copy editors killed in ongoing ap style, chicago manual gang violence",1 | |
| department of interior brings down derelict rainbow with controlled demolition,1 | |
| woman pieces together timeline of boyfriend's past relationships like detective tracking zodiac killer,1 | |
| sight of o.j. simpson actually kind of comforting,1 | |
| guerrilla stunt jumper's pool plummet will make your jaw drop,0 | |
| bernie sanders has a very lonely but very committed following on wall street,0 | |
| apparently andrew wk is a healer,0 | |
| sec replay official overturns 'roe v. wade',1 | |
| drunk american in england still not used to driving on left sidewalk,1 | |
| ad exec doesn't care what proverb actually means,1 | |
| "desperate starbucks now pleading for people to masturbate, use drugs in its restrooms",1 | |
| the essentials of blogging for small business,0 | |
| 'hands across liechtenstein' raises $30 for liechtenstein charities,1 | |
| former cia officials give turkish coup plotters advice on cnn,0 | |
| police homicide investigation uncovers cap in ass,1 | |
| u.s. military defends controversial decision to test kilauea volcano on hawaiian civilians,1 | |
| "kentucky's gop bromance deepens, even without true love",0 | |
| 40-foot american flag pin welded to statue of liberty,1 | |
| the damaging belief that's keeping you from finding calm,0 | |
| trump undercuts easy obamacare attack with dig about bill clinton's infidelities,0 | |
| trans women and trans men offer intimate answers to personal questions,0 | |
| "traditional campaign tactics are basically a waste of time, new study concludes",0 | |
| anti-homosexuality sermon suspiciously well-informed,1 | |
| 'hägar the horrible' cartoonist expected more for 40th anniversary,1 | |
| cross-shaped wwi monument declared unconstitutional,0 | |
| blacker and better: jessica lea mayfield,0 | |
| heroic officer rescues skunk on same street where he once saved ducklings,0 | |
| inexperienced streaker to practice in living room a few times before doing it for real,1 | |
| voters are excited for november despite not really loving the likely nominees,0 | |
| when christmas isn't merry,0 | |
| mta unveils $28 billion plan to renovate subway masturbators,1 | |
| woman in kickboxing class can tell she's going to whine about how sore she is in the morning,1 | |
| aids baby lays tiny hand in palm of 'onion' reporter,1 | |
| "suspect in stockholm truck attack confesses to terrorist crime, lawyer says",0 | |
| "dear dads, thank you for who you are",0 | |
| atlanta-area church to burn ceremonially throughout olympics,1 | |
| dick masturbates in tickle creek: cops,0 | |
| north korea's internet is back up after mass cyber attack,0 | |
| dad shares photo album through never-before-seen website,1 | |
| "the actual rohingya death toll is 22 times higher than official estimate, survey shows",0 | |
| ice lawyer charged with trying to defraud immigrants by stealing their identities,0 | |
| these boston bombing survivors don't think it's too soon for 'patriots day',0 | |
| bet you didn't know gal gadot is pronounced with a hard 't',0 | |
| game-changing plays from week 3 in the nfl,0 | |
| gop officials: kavanaugh shouldn't be held accountable for something he did as white teenager,1 | |
| what those racy photos of cowboys' jerry jones represent,0 | |
| nationwide tax day marches demand donald trump release his tax returns,0 | |
| botanist holding up entire salad bar,1 | |
| report: one in three americans will get dessert if someone else does,1 | |
| here's what happened when a drag queen interviewed trump supporters,0 | |
| julianne hough lived in pain for years because of endometriosis,0 | |
| patton oswalt uses icky sauna analogy to describe donald trump,0 | |
| trump raises concern over members of urban communities voting more than zero times,1 | |
| tiffani thiessen's daughter and newborn son are beyond adorable,0 | |
| "first grandma, treasury secretary geithner up all night talking, laughing",1 | |
| the extraordinary ordinary life and death of elisabeth kübler-ross,0 | |
| judge orders florida's 'stand your ground' law to step back,0 | |
| freshness escaping from bag of peas,1 | |
| congolese rebel can't bring himself to care about congolese war,1 | |
| adorable bear cubs hitch a ride on mom's back across an alaska lake,0 | |
| studio admits entire israeli-palestinian conflict just marketing campaign for 'you don't mess with the zohan' that got out of hand,1 | |
| dole reveals one cantaloupe out there contains $10 million check,1 | |
| james van der beek's daughters had an amazing reaction to 'moana' performance,0 | |
| my lovely wife in the psych ward,0 | |
| paul ryan says he doesn't want to work with democrats on health care,0 | |
| hillary clinton practiced dodging trump's 'hugs' before the debates,0 | |
| nation braces for 13 more weeks of coworkers talking about their fantasy football teams,1 | |
| wendy whelan's farewell performance at nycb featured 'after the rain' pas de deux,0 | |
| report: mothers not paying attention to 80% of cool things nation's boys do,1 | |
| 'black panther' star michael b. jordan wants his killmonger's hairstyle to become a trend,0 | |
| inaccuracy of every single detail forces student paper to pull story at last minute,1 | |
| where is happiness? the question was answered two millennia ago,0 | |
| chimp study on human-evasion response to feces-hurling nearly complete,1 | |
| the one thing you need to know about 'the judge',0 | |
| trump's obsession with chinese currency manipulation is sooo 2014,0 | |
| man arriving early to party to walk up and down street for 10 minutes,1 | |
| defunct 4-year-old sports blog still lurking on internet,1 | |
| bob iger offers rupert murdoch one night with mickey mouse in exchange for 21st century fox,1 | |
| new ebola quarantine protocol seen as barrier to volunteers,0 | |
| nation did not see mark wahlberg's sex change coming,1 | |
| report kenan thompson is leaving 'snl' deemed 'inaccurate',0 | |
| "tsa under fire over expensive, ineffective program",0 | |
| procrastinating attorney just reuses opening statement from last trial,1 | |
| syrian militias armed by cia are fighting syrian militias armed by pentagon,0 | |
| "'loud, desperate need for approval' leads tony nominations",1 | |
| "just a heads up, your eyelashes are probably crawling with mites",0 | |
| "mom getting pretty into new tyler, the creator album",1 | |
| why a democrat is now blocking an obama nominee,0 | |
| obama visits arlington national cemetery to honor veterans,0 | |
| everything you need to know before watching the 'stranger things' season 2 premiere,0 | |
| tim kaine stuffs handful of goldfish crackers in ballot scanner,1 | |
| nation secretly hoping 9/11 becomes a day off soon,1 | |
| john boehner calls for national guard to deal with illegal immigrants hiding in mexico,1 | |
| unpopped kernels costing u.s. billions,1 | |
| they wore it best: miami's most glam moments of 2014,0 | |
| 49-year-old nearly back to pre-middle-school confidence levels,1 | |
| "i'm a republican, but this isn't the tax reform our country needs",0 | |
| ford recalls 2010 mustang for being too cool,1 | |
| hillary clinton scores another big union endorsement,0 | |
| rubio slams private fundraiser secrecy: 'it's a public event',0 | |
| the effects of 'western' colonization of india on the lives and future of the women of the indian-subcontinent,0 | |
| australian politicians are gloating about their nation's draconian refugee policy,0 | |
| census bureau releases annual report on neighborhood vibes,1 | |
| field museum officials announce long-awaited pregnancy of prized t-rex,1 | |
| "fordham, education department sued over student's mental health records",0 | |
| heavily processed food makes pathetic nutritional claims,1 | |
| drunk man incites panic after jumping on bar and praising allah: police,0 | |
| saturday's morning email: funnies edition,0 | |
| treasure hunters discover wreck of 18th-century carnival cruise ship,1 | |
| trump on cabinet picks: 'i want people who made a fortune',0 | |
| darla moore,0 | |
| how to break your way into a locked suitcase... just so you know,0 | |
| mom wants to know if you'll be free if she visits 14 months from now,1 | |
| well-off white men are 3 times more likely than women to get job interviews,0 | |
| creative writing professor takes time to give every student personalized false hope,1 | |
| cnn's charlottesville coverage shows its deep bench of pro-trump pundits,0 | |
| lockheed martin engineer told to make it sear faces off faster,1 | |
| this congressman thinks we can fix the economy by drinking beer,0 | |
| small town beginning to wonder what taking heroin epidemic so long to get there,1 | |
| hamburglar urges senate subcommittee to 'robble robble robble',1 | |
| bill gates finally getting into radiohead's kid a,1 | |
| trump campaign training poll watchers to spot any suspicious skin colors on election day,1 | |
| asian immigrants becoming us citizens at high rate,0 | |
| this is what we call extreme biking,0 | |
| new blog piece on woody allen to settle everything,1 | |
| orlando survivor angel colon takes first steps by himself since tragedy,0 | |
| ghost of brando urges man to finish whole cheesecake,1 | |
| pride in mental health: an interview with the trevor project and crisis text line,0 | |
| movie marketed as six different genres,1 | |
| broke dad makes son playstation 2 for christmas,1 | |
| the final indian war in america about to begin,0 | |
| barbara bush calls white house to see if she can leave husband there for few hours,1 | |
| dad describes delivering his own baby on twitter,0 | |
| texas sheriff cracks down on chicken-on-chicken violence,1 | |
| rodent clearly making its way through steve bannon's body throughout national security meeting,1 | |
| tuesday's morning email: trump's bad press just got worse,0 | |
| kid about to meet brooklyn nets must not be very sick,1 | |
| scott disick and 18-year-old lindsay vrckovnik are apparently just friends,0 | |
| tulip popping up in middle of march must think it some kind of hotshot,1 | |
| third world disease eliminated with hot-air hand dryers,1 | |
| daily news threatens union drivers,0 | |
| americans trust hillary clinton over donald trump on terrorism,0 | |
| sylville smith's father blames himself for being 'wrong role model',0 | |
| nine rules for effective online content,0 | |
| even more evidence that anxiety can be genetic,0 | |
| nation suddenly concerned about black man's opinion,1 | |
| "one year later, arizona real estate investor still missing",0 | |
| witty remark repeated throughout week,1 | |
| 'so what did i miss?' asks michael flynn tilting large flower on lapel towards trump,1 | |
| hillary clinton calls for 'basic bargain' on economy,0 | |
| 'ravaged' named florida's official state adjective,1 | |
| that time mariel hemingway made out with all the women on 'snl',0 | |
| remembering that may of 1963,0 | |
| "experts say earliest warning signs of mental health issues usually crossing eyes while dribbling finger on lips, saying 'cuckoo, cuckoo'",1 | |
| jeb bush insists he's a washington outsider,0 | |
| city of baltimore targeting young professionals with new 'you get used to it' campaign,1 | |
| gold bracelet picked up at pharmacy,1 | |
| feedback taking too long to be positive,1 | |
| katherine heigl says she 'would never intend to be difficult',0 | |
| boehner backs lifting crude oil export ban,0 | |
| muslim women forced to remove hijab for mugshots file civil rights lawsuit,0 | |
| man adds a few personalized tracks to standard new-girlfriend mix cd,1 | |
| silence your thoughts with this simple technique,0 | |
| proactive man removes own teeth in attempt to curb nail-biting habit,1 | |
| peter dinklage might've spit his gum into wife's mouth before accepting his emmy,0 | |
| granny's powerful testimony through song,0 | |
| jogger clearly on first run of plan to turn life around,1 | |
| reasons we drink heavily on thanksgiving,0 | |
| "huffpost hill - can hillary clinton give out 600 snow shovels, meet with a bunch of rich lesbians and have it all?",0 | |
| most of trump's voters don't think he's changed since taking office,0 | |
| teen had absolutely no say in becoming part of snapchat generation,1 | |
| grandma guts it out through lunch on sunny patio,1 | |
| bernie sanders predicts he'll pull off 'one of the great political upsets' in history,0 | |
| bill clinton says 'we are all mixed-race',0 | |
| man entirely different misogynist online than in real life,1 | |
| embattled rove seeks asylum in scarborough country,1 | |
| russian lawyer admits to repeatedly informing kremlin of trump campaign's ineptitude,1 | |
| poll finds hillary clinton candidate most americans want to have 8-ounce glass of tap water with,1 | |
| luke bryan says confederate flag has become a 'symbol of racism',0 | |
| white house: it's 'highly inappropriate' for journalists to criticize a general,0 | |
| "sighing, resigned climate scientists say to just enjoy next 20 years as much as you can",1 | |
| trump's comments about assault are a symptom of a much larger issue,0 | |
| "human slave from future remembers when cyber monday was about celebrating savings, not robot uprising",1 | |
| "oh wait, area man not paul",1 | |
| terrified dolphin throws himself at man's feet to escape hunters,0 | |
| "mlb players yordano ventura, andy marte die in separate car crashes",0 | |
| calumet farms unveils new tandem horse for couples riding,1 | |
| i am a public school teacher. give me all the refugees you've got!,0 | |
| man wouldn't be eating at red robin if he knew bus was going to hit him in 18 minutes,1 | |
| parents finally tell 2-year-old about 9/11,1 | |
| exclusive met gala photos you won't see anywhere else,0 | |
| orrin hatch mistakenly left dangling in bondage-fetish dungeon,1 | |
| "new report finds link between each passing day, jeanette getting more beautiful",1 | |
| white house press secretary responds to question about rising obamacare premiums with torrent of toxic spray from parotid glands,1 | |
| beach boys confirm they're considering playing trump's inauguration,0 | |
| huffpollster: is bernie sanders really leading in new hampshire?,0 | |
| 'true blood' characters openly talking about how they can't wait for episode to end,1 | |
| where in the world is the best place to be in may?,0 | |
| glass-encased ar-15 behind gun shop counter in safest hands it will ever be,1 | |
| five reasons to love fashion designer bibhu mohapatra,0 | |
| smiling now primarily used to communicate anger,1 | |
| nation's baby boomers hold press conference to announce they all have diseases now,1 | |
| latest online security breach forces mom to change post-it,1 | |
| study finds humans crave sweet foods because they're weak—they're weak and they're small,1 | |
| encouraging report shows 45% of onion social users survive beta testing,1 | |
| what all writers (and human beings) should keep in mind,0 | |
| "john mccain, czar hater, calls for ebola czar",0 | |
| you to receive 15 pounds of venison sausage from uncle,1 | |
| yahoo's meeting programmatic demand from advertisers at the newfront (video),0 | |
| the politics of presidential dieting,0 | |
| bill clinton's welfare reform law is kicking up to 1 million people off food stamps,0 | |
| democrats demand that devos explain how she is going to protect trans students,0 | |
| king of queens creator thinks everyone's ripping him off,1 | |
| trump court pick says he was joking when he compared gay marriage to marrying bacon,0 | |
| jenna jameson calls on women to #dropthecover and celebrates motherhood,0 | |
| michael cohen promises more damaging recordings of trump already public,1 | |
| a member of the far-right proud boys menaced a twitter user on his doorstep,0 | |
| do you and your spouse both drink? why it could matter for marital bliss,0 | |
| executive reschedules wife's birthday for october,1 | |
| man with stupid breaks off co-dependent relationship,1 | |
| republican supporter of kim davis contradicts his own stance,0 | |
| fast food customers less appealing than in commercial,1 | |
| trump vomits immediately after seeing everyday americans up close,1 | |
| how elizabeth warren's own book makes the case she should run for president,0 | |
| early-morning jogger pities everyone still sleeping,1 | |
| university of nevada renames vito corleone school of business following latest accusations against benefactor,1 | |
| k-pop fans lost their minds during the winter olympics closing ceremony,0 | |
| men don't have it all,0 | |
| "three qualities a woman should possess to be powerful, from jill abramson (video)",0 | |
| this one thing can enhance your office productivity,0 | |
| hillary clinton opens new presidential library charting course of purely theoretical tenure as commander in chief,1 | |
| american airlines admirals club installs two-way mirror for members to enjoy misery of passengers in gate waiting area,1 | |
| "senate panel to probe russian hacking, links to campaigns",0 | |
| area woman has already figured out who killed the vicar,1 | |
| 8 times the internet tried to explain the world with 'pokemon go',0 | |
| woman amazed she found perfect partner just when she was getting desperate enough to accept anything,1 | |
| former high-school bully pulls you over for speeding,1 | |
| lifelong newport smoker barely alive with pleasure,1 | |
| equal pay won't happen as long as employers ask for salary histories,0 | |
| report: more prisons now encouraging inmates to explore their creativity by designing own method of execution,1 | |
| google will team up with ford to build self-driving cars: report,0 | |
| "you think these foods are healthy, but they are not",0 | |
| shared memory of children's television show leads to sex,1 | |
| "go west, young dan",0 | |
| the politics of lgbtq people: caitlyn jenner and class differences,0 | |
| all the proof you need that katy perry and orlando bloom are still on,0 | |
| the black friday and cyber monday travel deals to book asap,0 | |
| report: increase in gun sales to be most concrete result of obama's pro-gun-control speech,1 | |
| paul ryan crushes trump-loving primary opponent,0 | |
| group of friends chanting 'shots' make compelling point,1 | |
| "rick perry speech electrifies 1,200 scared, miserable racists",1 | |
| man driving while making youtube video to explain how pc culture destroying america,1 | |
| financing the flames -- nif parade fracas pushes outraged jewish groups to define mainstream,0 | |
| man reportedly unleashes trump-inspired anti-lgbtq rant at church,0 | |
| obama administration accused of violating constitutional rights of immigrant detainees,0 | |
| chance the rapper livestreams traffic stop in chicago,0 | |
| joe biden: being vice president is 'a bitch',0 | |
| 66-year-old 'washington post' reporter hopes he liveblogged state of the union right,1 | |
| gears of war crimes court finds 2006 locust horde massacre justified,1 | |
| fire chief grants fireman 3-day extension on difficult fire,1 | |
| want to change the world? get ready to get your hands dirty together,0 | |
| tourist in white house gift shop browses rack of security clearances,1 | |
| harley-davidson releases new motorcycle designed for men,1 | |
| alex jones struggling to convince skeptical police after witnessing actual murder in neighbor's backyard,1 | |
| "fun fall recipes, from joy bauer (video)",0 | |
| the best relationship of your life will be with someone 'clingy',0 | |
| management determined to find out who in company leaked information that ceo is asshole,1 | |
| massage therapist sues marvel comics' stan lee for alleged sexual misconduct,0 | |
| helicopter ride pretty much delivers the goods,1 | |
| "professor slammed to the ground by police, arrested for allegedly assaulting an officer",0 | |
| hall & oates inducted into rock and roll hall of fame (video),0 | |
| george w. bush throws shade at donald trump,0 | |
| u.s. forces take over key afghan city that will be retaken by taliban when marines leave,1 | |
| 10 things to expect when you have cancer,0 | |
| conservation program helps struggling rhinos adapt to modern ecosystem by retraining them as urban scavengers,1 | |
| nina dobrev writes heart-wrenching goodbye from 'vampire diaries' set,0 | |
| ferocious rat refuses to let hungry snake steal rat pup,0 | |
| 'spy' director paul feig thinks it's 'ridiculous' women don't get the same opportunities he does,0 | |
| self-deprecating man just scratching surface of how pathetic he actually is,1 | |
| area woman almost imagines taste of peppermint mocha on tongue but stops herself,1 | |
| economy of vacation town apparently entirely run by overwhelmed high schoolers,1 | |
| "'you deserve better than the person you're dating,' reports little voice in back of mind",1 | |
| what warren harding can teach us about sex and foreign influence in american politics,0 | |
| proof you shouldn't blame teachers for the achievement gap,0 | |
| harvey weinstein is despicable. what about bob?,0 | |
| blake shelton gushes about gwen stefani before her beautiful 'voice' performance,0 | |
| vegas atm steals $600 - can you get it back?,0 | |
| read the latest updates on the senate health care vote,0 | |
| stephen colbert is just as worried about the new citizenship law as fox news,0 | |
| how robert reich is persuading the country to fight for economic equality,0 | |
| oscars 2018: the complete winners list,0 | |
| pope francis delivers eucharist philly style,1 | |
| woman survives 7-story plunge from parking garage in bmw,0 | |
| need for more places to sit becomes election's most important issue,1 | |
| judge tosses suit accusing trump business dealings of violating constitution,0 | |
| "there, like, 6 cop cars outside",1 | |
| jeb bush bungles several questions on first day back at home,1 | |
| e.l. james admits new erotic novel originally 'tiny toons' fan fiction,1 | |
| "farewell to jean nidetch, patron saint of weight watchers",0 | |
| scientists announce today best time to look directly at sun,1 | |
| bernie sanders requests kentucky primary recanvass,0 | |
| "anguished, screaming trump bans father's ghost from press room for silently pointing at him",1 | |
| "in india, gaps in quality of care leave women seeking sterilization vulnerable",0 | |
| sunset shot at,1 | |
| donut-shaped thing in kitchen junk drawer has no discernible purpose whatsoever,1 | |
| friends can't stand couple's public displays of hostility,1 | |
| deray mckesson breaks down the real meaning of the 'ferguson effect',0 | |
| patty jenkins is already thinking about a 'wonder woman' sequel,0 | |
| quick-lube shop masters electronic record keeping six years before medical industry,1 | |
| outfit just screams police officer,1 | |
| mueller wondering why there all this drama over trump's unpaid parking violations,1 | |
| hallmark debuts 1-square-inch father's day card with no room for writing anything,1 | |
| wake up call to the honduran diaspora,0 | |
| donating -- is it the american way?,0 | |
| 6 tips to boost your career,0 | |
| area man killed in committee,1 | |
| eagles of death metal singer does groveling 180 on 'pathetic' parkland survivors,0 | |
| insiders blame rove for covering up iraq's real wmd,0 | |
| kerry vows to raise wife's taxes,1 | |
| world's first successful penis transplant results in pregnancy,0 | |
| mta officials assure new yorkers that today's subway will run just as fucked up as normal,1 | |
| marc andreessen's 'colonialism' gaffe? a symptom of silicon valley bias,0 | |
| obese man impaled in wicker-chair disaster,1 | |
| woman unaware she's only person on acid at james taylor concert,1 | |
| louisa meets bear by lisa gornick,0 | |
| andy cohen and taylor swift are over their katy perry drama,0 | |
| it's time to stop chasing the impossible ideal,0 | |
| cory booker tells seth meyers that u.s. must unite on gun safety,0 | |
| what it takes to land a book deal,0 | |
| la metro's next ceo,0 | |
| jeb bush's super pac blew through $116 million in failed effort,0 | |
| fashion-forward pigeon sports bread necklace in bold style choice,0 | |
| the real reason your hands are always cold,0 | |
| changing the human narrative,0 | |
| "actually, donald trump told republicans all along how little he respects democracy",0 | |
| frustrated jesus christ forced to find 22nd vessel for reincarnation after death of charles manson,1 | |
| nation leery of very odd little boy,1 | |
| royal baby born,1 | |
| brutal gang rape gives screenplay more 'punch',1 | |
| woman drawn to shampoo with most gruesome description of hair,1 | |
| "meet 'teacher,' the futuristic machine that's going to show you how to draw",0 | |
| an exile artist from iraq paints herself into ancient illustrated manuscripts,0 | |
| former mormon missionary center leader accused of sexual assault,0 | |
| "'the recovery is here,' reports underemployed man making $20,000 less than he used to",1 | |
| fox news struggling to attract younger 60-75 demographic,1 | |
| "mute, terrified rubio awakes to find self unable to vocalize any unscripted sentiment",1 | |
| "100 million more people will be in poverty by 2030 without action on climate, world bank says",0 | |
| avid fisherman forever ruins fishing for son,1 | |
| kfc ads get even weirder with norm macdonald as 'real' col. sanders,0 | |
| "gm announces money saved from layoffs to fund massive investment in lake homes, private jets",1 | |
| two gay texans open up about building their dream family,0 | |
| priebus grateful he had so little dignity to begin with,1 | |
| universe honors david bowie with emotional starlight vigil,1 | |
| amy schumer denies she has a 'blind spot' about race,0 | |
| california shooter killed wife the night before attacking elementary school,0 | |
| "black cat runs onto hockey rink, likely dooming san jose sharks",0 | |
| catherine zeta-jones happy to see people on internet would still hit that,1 | |
| here's exactly why a vote for trump is vote against lgbtq rights,0 | |
| arctic glacier called to melt before senate energy committee,1 | |
| "lifeguard would save drowning man, but who is he to play god?",1 | |
| johnson & johnson introduces new leave-in q-tips,1 | |
| 'glee' finale flashes forward to show dreams come true,0 | |
| taylor swift thanks her 'boyfriend adam' during iheartradio music awards speech,0 | |
| congrats! you've been auto-enrolled -- now what?,0 | |
| new nba starter jackets to come with unwanted pregnancies,1 | |
| serena williams tried to deposit first $1 million check at bank drive-thru,0 | |
| san bernardino shooting revives nsa surveillance debate,0 | |
| jimmy fallon's #myroommateisweird tweets sum up all your roomie nightmares,0 | |
| the problem with paternalizing disabled people to protest donald trump,0 | |
| adult bookstore to enhance shopping experience with café,1 | |
| donna brazile says hillary rodham clinton high palace of the solar order was almost like a cult,1 | |
| "god, jesus and the bible: faqs for gay pride month",0 | |
| part two: engaged employees: your company's no. 1 competitive advantage,0 | |
| ted cruz runs first ad of 2016 presidential cycle on easter weekend,0 | |
| dr. scholl's introduces new cartilage inserts for all-day knee pain relief,1 | |
| "scientists create effective ebola vaccine, just a couple years after deadly epidemic",0 | |
| early stage threesome forming in corner of party,1 | |
| tiger always checked out of local zoo,1 | |
| "william baldwin 'wouldn't vote' for trump, but knows why so many others might",0 | |
| drought bad,1 | |
| the best and worst movies of 2015,0 | |
| people are freaking out over chris pine's hilariously weird lookalike,0 | |
| hershey's announces it's all out of candy,1 | |
| dad transforms kids' toy cars into epic 'mad max' mobiles,0 | |
| 6 things you need to know now about obamacare's cadillac tax,0 | |
| burmese python shocked at amount of stress man holding in his neck,1 | |
| dionne warwick remembers bobbi kristina brown,0 | |
| epa unveils plan to improve conditions for nation's sludge,1 | |
| nerf introduces line of real guns,1 | |
| immigrant also applying to a few reach countries,1 | |
| area man gets in one last night of sex before breakup,1 | |
| bizarre mars dune pattern looks like a message in morse code,0 | |
| local man gets cocky with ladder,1 | |
| movie works out exactly as audience hoped,1 | |
| marauding gay hordes drag thousands of helpless citizens from marriages after obama drops defense of marriage act,1 | |
| australia to lay off leading scientist on sea levels,0 | |
| what it means to be a 'dream director' at one of d.c.'s struggling schools,0 | |
| gay men come together to discuss hiv and 'the viral divide',0 | |
| random people keep giving martin o'malley guitars to play,0 | |
| total weirdo spends mother's day at cemetery,1 | |
| "i'm a therapist, and sometimes i get deeply lonely – here's how i deal",0 | |
| excited african safari tourists quietly marvel as poacher stalks prey,1 | |
| isis having difficulty finding american recruits physically fit for jihad,1 | |
| don't bother asking this amazon echo anything,0 | |
| new u.s. currency expires if not spent in two weeks,1 | |
| why are you eating?,0 | |
| "bill cosby's admission could aid women's cases, lawyers say",0 | |
| humanity still producing new art as though megadeth's 'rust in peace' doesn't already exist,1 | |
| god reveals jerusalem actually only 87th holiest site on earth,1 | |
| at&t builds windowless black tower,1 | |
| bangladesh bloggers fear deadly backlash won't end soon,0 | |
| these girl scouts want something done about flint's water crisis,0 | |
| "to curb rising costs, experts call for ban on prescription drug ads",0 | |
| woman digs excitedly into ingrown hair around bikini line like grave robber pillaging spoils of the dead,1 | |
| parents fight to save their two daughters after tragic diagnosis,0 | |
| 8 adorable dogs playing in the snow,0 | |
| joe kennedy iii reveals how his gop counterparts really feel about donald trump's tweets,0 | |
| "several probably killed in shooting, lazy police report confirms",1 | |
| rat fancy magazine fails to catch on,1 | |
| world war iii with china,0 | |
| this one simple thing makes for a long-lasting marriage,0 | |
| chris pratt is incredibly groot at prank calls,0 | |
| america ferrera's response to reporter's tone deaf question will make you cheer,0 | |
| nation confused after james comey dedicates entire memoir to in-depth retelling of martha stewart insider trading controversy,1 | |
| the public service loan forgiveness program is what's best about america,0 | |
| "women in business q&a: paula kavolius, founder and president, house of possibilities",0 | |
| 5 ways nail salon workers are winning: victory in new york state legislature,0 | |
| tweeters freak out over donald trump's appointment of 'warmonger' john bolton,0 | |
| "hillary clinton spends busy day fueling speculation, not ruling things out",1 | |
| tampa sports teams donate money to help move confederate monument,0 | |
| "hulu's 'the handmaid's tale' adds joseph fiennes, will be b-a-n-a-n-a-s",0 | |
| treasury department renames building to honor emancipated slaves,0 | |
| why i'll happily pay for tidal,0 | |
| "tina fey tells the 'most american white lady story' in new movie, 'whiskey tango foxtrot'",0 | |
| mat kearney gets a 'second wind' with new album and tour,0 | |
| 8 diy holiday gifts your friends will actually want,0 | |
| here's why ohio state won't repeat,0 | |
| this election year's darwin award goes to the folks behind this political mailer,0 | |
| new numbers reveal huge disparities in opioid prescribing,0 | |
| qaddafi asks closest advisers if they think he's a bad person,1 | |
| hero financial officer saves 12 grand,1 | |
| spurs coach gregg popovich rips 'game show' president,0 | |
| boss wants to know if you can work late this year,1 | |
| compelling photos capture pope francis' visit to cuba,0 | |
| texas attorney general ken paxton indicted,0 | |
| "what aziz ansari, and most straight men, don't get about consent.",0 | |
| "crazed, froth-mouthed mother demands grandchildren now",1 | |
| kerry washington just summed up what we're all thinking about mental health,0 | |
| the salaam games: coming to a stadium near you!,0 | |
| partygoers drunkenly recite 4-h pledge,1 | |
| life would be infinitely easier if these things were more flexible,0 | |
| man won't stop coming up with new sniglets,1 | |
| "apple releases brief, fleeting moment of excitement",1 | |
| nevada secretary of state says she has evidence of voter fraud in presidential election,0 | |
| "airport screening made 70,000 miss american airlines flights this year",0 | |
| dascha polanco opens up about what makes her insecure,0 | |
| furloughed bison pour back into national parks after government reopens,1 | |
| area man to start curling his 2s,1 | |
| david koch delivers suit with note reading 'wear this tonight' to marco rubio's hotel room,1 | |
| man who got 6-figure book deal from his tumblr account has the fucking nerve to appear on national television,1 | |
| fda defends decision to reclassify alternative milks as 'nut sweat',1 | |
| wayne lapierre accidentally blows hand off during cpac speech,1 | |
| social media startup looking for smug little fuck to take leadership role,1 | |
| u.s. will no longer punish families of hostages for paying ransom,0 | |
| 5 things i wish i'd been told on my wedding day,0 | |
| nyc removes statue honoring 19th century surgeon who experimented on female slaves,0 | |
| marine biologists reveal that majority of world's oceans remain boring as shit,1 | |
| ex-sniper shot dead after surviving years in harrowing united states,1 | |
| area man lives to correct pronunciation,1 | |
| "gaunt, weathered john kerry leads prisoner uprising in siberian labor camp",1 | |
| gay former nfl player's big voice wins the week on 'the voice',0 | |
| trump's department of homeland security is cruelly separating asylum-seeking families,0 | |
| xavier dolan is on the run in exclusive clip from thriller 'tom at the farm',0 | |
| huffpost hill - florida republicans giddily dust off 'sore loserman' posters,0 | |
| old little league trophy stared at,1 | |
| "hospitals are supposed to be for healing. in gaza, they're part of the war zone",0 | |
| "trumpcare is coming to iowa, and your state may be next",0 | |
| mother feels a little validated after daughter who stayed out late gets murdered,1 | |
| obamacare case to be turned against government on emissions rule,0 | |
| karl rove ensures republican elected as student body president,1 | |
| gallup forced to destroy defective sample group that failed to accurately forecast michigan primary,1 | |
| home. where's that?,0 | |
| starbucks weddings might be a 'thing' now,0 | |
| tour guide one stop behind clearly giving more interesting tour,1 | |
| un quietly pushed into east river,1 | |
| a third of americans say they know someone affected by harvey,0 | |
| suitcase spends all year looking forward to carousel ride,1 | |
| woman trying to wean self off coffee by switching to long island iced tea,1 | |
| heaven adds guardrail after fifth angel plunges over edge,1 | |
| miley cyrus' bangerz tour is coming to your living room tonight,0 | |
| deadlocked supreme court: 'someone's voting twice',1 | |
| health reform at the crossroads: progress or peril?,0 | |
| night out thrown off-balance by friend unexpectedly bringing someone,1 | |
| montana has the highest death rate for white americans -- and it's rising,0 | |
| osha special ops team raids local office after receiving intel on expired fire extinguisher,1 | |
| nation's substitute teachers would like to know who threw that,1 | |
| area man wants something made of titanium,1 | |
| family assistants are the new nannies — and here's why we're absolutely on board,0 | |
| it's never too late to be a woman in tech,0 | |
| jimmy fallon's #thereisaidit tweets reveal what you'd say if you were donald trump,0 | |
| nutritious lunch brought from home broadcasts middle-aged coworker's recent health scare loud and clear,1 | |
| new roomba blender makes smoothie out of everything in its path,1 | |
| "detroit begs nation to just give it something, anything, to manufacture",1 | |
| turkey pushes farther into syria as monitor says villagers killed,0 | |
| supernatural powers vested in local pastor,1 | |
| why is egypt prosecuting human rights defenders?,0 | |
| area man has shitty fuckin' job,1 | |
| the human and financial cost of pollution,0 | |
| you can score free mcdonald's when you buy a taco bell breakfast,0 | |
| historical archives: kid-ney bean shaped organ recently discovered,1 | |
| report: countless invasive species detained in epa black sites,1 | |
| dad immediately develops deep friendship with guy giving quote on replacing windows,1 | |
| the don sterling apology that didn't happen,0 | |
| "let's not just take it down, let's take it deeper",0 | |
| "medicine has a sexism problem, and it's making sick women sicker",0 | |
| "everyone doing it, schoolyard sources allege",1 | |
| man not going to let mind games of ex-girlfriend's natural moving-on process get in his head,1 | |
| critics accuse joe biden of running for president for political reasons,1 | |
| test-driven teacher evaluations strike out,0 | |
| wal-mart announces plan to slash customers' throats,1 | |
| are there tears in your popcorn? what to learn from the fault in our stars,0 | |
| "i'm sick of apathy -- and you should be, too",0 | |
| watch these 50 celebrities totally kill it at the ice bucket challenge,0 | |
| white house press corps wishes show of solidarity over banned reporter could be for better news organization than cnn,1 | |
| the supreme court has had enough of the lethal injection debate,0 | |
| trump spends entire classified national security briefing asking about egyptian mummies,1 | |
| alcohol goes right back to abuser every time,1 | |
| rural working-class archbishops come out in droves to welcome trump to vatican,1 | |
| what it takes for a poor black kid from chicago to earn a college degree,0 | |
| report: iraq war keeping thousands out of unemployment line,1 | |
| letter of recommendation reused for eighth intern,1 | |
| are you happy?,0 | |
| the fast food items not even gwyneth paltrow can resist,0 | |
| woman only dates on national television now,1 | |
| 'aweism' could be the soulful humanist's answer to religious transcendence,0 | |
| mcdonald's says its packaging will be 100 percent green by 2025,0 | |
| kate middleton suffering from morning sickness,1 | |
| why do americans pursue happiness?,0 | |
| new mayor drives around in giant snail car,0 | |
| boarding school student receives wet william,1 | |
| gop senators aren't ready to accept trump as their champion,0 | |
| 5 questions i wish younger people would stop asking me,0 | |
| 35 things in your home to get rid of right now,0 | |
| demi lovato says she was 'very conflicted' with her abusive father's death,0 | |
| how to dress your sexiest,0 | |
| ufc champion jon jones sentenced in hit-and-run case involving a pregnant woman,0 | |
| start your day chia seed smoothie style,0 | |
| vilsack stays up all night with sick corn plant,1 | |
| biden's buffalo wing challenge dinner not sitting too well,1 | |
| report: more americans forced to sell gold pocket watch in order to afford set of fine combs for wife,1 | |
| teen learns the negligible value of a dollar,1 | |
| man constantly blaming his problems on fact that he's on fire,1 | |
| trump's refusal to accept election results has americans fuming,0 | |
| the dubai film festival diaries: a classy end to a life-changing event,0 | |
| these food-inspired bow ties will make you the 'taco' the town,0 | |
| luis gutierrez shoots down steve king and louis gohmert on law protecting child immigrants,0 | |
| taliban leaders already know which westernized schools the first to go as soon as u.s. troops leave afghanistan,1 | |
| biden calls dibs on qaddafi's clothes,1 | |
| skeletons and ancient gold coins found during pompeii excavation,0 | |
| hamburger creeped out by eerie soy facsimile of itself on grill,1 | |
| let's talk toilet paper,0 | |
| the g-20 declaration makes a major mention of the world's top infectious killer,0 | |
| correct theory discarded in favor of more exciting theory,1 | |
| on pilgrimage in india,0 | |
| disconcerted woman has no memory of telling dressing room attendant her name,1 | |
| "boss wants friendly, relaxed company culture in place by friday",1 | |
| eric's bogosian's operation nemesis: can a genocide ever truly be avenged?,0 | |
| hometown wistfully toured via google street view,1 | |
| man has extra spring in his step after getting news that classmate moved home and stopped pursuing her dream,1 | |
| "trembling, pallid rnc attendees undergo second day of firearm withdrawal",1 | |
| bored kim jong-un stacks entire north korean populace into human pyramid to kill time,1 | |
| zales introduces new line of casual dating diamond rings,1 | |
| donald trump is taking credit for a meaningless stock market record,0 | |
| bored iowa town trying to convince kirsten gillibrand it local tradition to eat live tarantula,1 | |
| fbi interviews clinton aides including huma abedin as part of email probe,0 | |
| clever husband has the perfect solution to bed-hogging struggles,0 | |
| colbert is stunned speechless by trump's terrible 'birthday present' for melania,0 | |
| four black trailblazers on how they are empowering communities of color,0 | |
| understanding today's climate politics,0 | |
| this new emoticon perfectly explains all your feelings,0 | |
| 6 things you need to know about drowsy driving,0 | |
| this is what 2015 will look like according to 'back to the future',0 | |
| stories of lamar odom's kindness pour in from around the nba,0 | |
| facebook is cracking down on racist posts in germany,0 | |
| u.s. couple who bared butts at thai temple have reportedly been released,0 | |
| tv viewer relates to totally unbelievable character that could never exist in reality,1 | |
| man somehow thinks he doesn't have enough alone time,1 | |
| melania trump mocked for 'teach kids to be responsible digital citizens' tweet,0 | |
| the calculated plan to outlaw abortion in the us,0 | |
| "obama praises own strength, resilience in face of hardship during state of the union",1 | |
| trump's trojan horse tax cut,0 | |
| getting the facts right about the ferguson grand jury decision,0 | |
| cubs fans caught in time loop now that 'next year' is in the past,0 | |
| bush quietly rolls back iraq death toll to zero,1 | |
| today we are all journalists,0 | |
| why dying in america is harder than it has to be,0 | |
| description of hot-dog ingredients fails to ruin picnic,1 | |
| legendary reclusive author has never published single piece of writing,1 | |
| crucifix a testament to man's wealth,1 | |
| kentucky police stop using 'punisher' logo after realizing what it means,0 | |
| world's most advanced yo-yo doesn't need you,1 | |
| you're 10 days away from more happiness,0 | |
| donald trump gets brutally mocked over latest white house ousting,0 | |
| "uneasy détente forms between man sitting on patio, bee",1 | |
| expert conversation: 'the right to luxury could constitute a legitimate claim',0 | |
| khloé kardashian finally reveals her pregnancy in emotional instagram,0 | |
| nina dobrev addresses her rumored return to 'vampire diaries',0 | |
| friend who listened to podcast on watergate bursts into conversation with guns fucking blazing,1 | |
| abused child running out of black crayon,1 | |
| mischa barton joins 'dancing with the stars',0 | |
| 7 shameless ways to get an upgrade,0 | |
| two perspectives: assisted dying or assisted living?,0 | |
| "emails show richard spencer bounced a $10,565 check for florida event",0 | |
| outside not looking forward to people wanting to walk around in it again this summer,1 | |
| outkast universally accepted,1 | |
| increasingly desperate advertisers settle for more attainable 35-to-44-year-old demographic,1 | |
| thing happens,1 | |
| mike pence visits small town hit hard by kids seeing r-rated movies,1 | |
| 'family feud' was out of control in steve harvey's 'tonight show' return,0 | |
| serial killer makes impassioned case for protecting local marsh,1 | |
| "war on string may be unwinnable, says cat general",1 | |
| cancer is awkward,0 | |
| biden huddling with closest advisers on whether to spend 200 bucks on scorpions tickets,1 | |
| nation's financial advisors recommend capturing magical creature that grants wishes,1 | |
| "donald trump to meet with editors of new yorker, vanity fair and vogue",0 | |
| "see me as a woman first, a black woman second",0 | |
| jeb bush surprised how easily stance on confederate flag set him apart from other republican candidates,1 | |
| online university allows students to amass crippling debt at own pace,1 | |
| man nervous about telling date he has her kids,1 | |
| ceiling fan's one burning ambition to come loose and murder everyone in denny's,1 | |
| "after careful thought, teen applies to college where family donated building",1 | |
| 5 foolproof outfits to copy this weekend,0 | |
| israeli government found to be in league with jewry,1 | |
| jesus-loving co-worker believes she's not alone at lunch table,1 | |
| new national park caters to business travelers,1 | |
| can machines really learn?,0 | |
| "'you've got them right where you want them, mikey,' michael cohen mutters to self after pleading guilty again",1 | |
| "the dea is rushing to criminalize another herb, and congress is silent",0 | |
| 10 things that really make my head explode,0 | |
| gated community under siege by savages,1 | |
| makers of good friends cereal not sure how two pictures of ann coulter got on box,1 | |
| homeless child apparently unaware he lives in nanny state,1 | |
| america the vulnerable: the forgotten casualties of the tobacco epidemic,0 | |
| high school custodian offers students inspired guidance,0 | |
| "serial killer remembers neighbors as quiet, unsuspecting",1 | |
| life: sexually-transmitted and fatal,0 | |
| sikh student shot dead at california home,0 | |
| "'fresh off the boat' kid stars talk lunar new year, immigrant roots",0 | |
| 3m introduces new line of protective foam eye plugs,1 | |
| floppy-armed robot repeatedly warns: 'danger',1 | |
| people are starving in an iraqi city surrounded by u.s.-backed forces,0 | |
| catholic parish divided over priest's decision to ban married gay couple from receiving communion,0 | |
| podcast review: no such thing as a fish,0 | |
| 7 ways i've changed for the better in the 7 years since turning 50,0 | |
| declassified documents detail 9/11 commission's inquiry into saudi arabia,0 | |
| excited nation already lining up outside irs offices in anticipation of tax day,1 | |
| larva celebrates ascent to adulthood with bar-moltzvah,1 | |
| why everyone should be making beer floats this summer,0 | |
| miss america called before u.n. council for not promoting enough world peace,1 | |
| aspiring elitist moves to new york,1 | |
| royal couple to spend $36.21 queen elizabeth had left over from 2010 u.s. visit,1 | |
| paris hilton impersonates kim kardashian for kanye west fashion line,0 | |
| drew carey signs 75-year contract to host the price is right,1 | |
| man to continue slowly drifting into middle of restaurant until host redirects him,1 | |
| taylor swift's arrival causes airport delays in japan,0 | |
| man just having one of those decades where he doesn't feel like doing anything,1 | |
| "poll shows majority of americans can't blame congress for the shutdown, not with those adorable faces they can't",1 | |
| ray charles signs def leppard album,1 | |
| new restaurant specializes in trendy japanese-japanese fusion cuisine,1 | |
| how the russians won world war iii - a short history,0 | |
| how secretary tillerson can right the state department,0 | |
| here are the months college students are more likely to experiment with new drugs,0 | |
| report: there an adult superstore off exit 16,1 | |
| deceptively simple resolutions that actually work,0 | |
| california debates 'yes means yes' sex assault law,0 | |
| even small changes in global temperatures can have disastrous consequences for birds,0 | |
| a simple experiment in empathy,0 | |
| jon stewart's final show raised a whopping $2.2m for charity,0 | |
| going to bed last thing tempurpedic ceo wants to think about after long day at work,1 | |
| gop wants nasa to stop worrying about earth and focus on space,0 | |
| 4 ways to survive your darkest days,0 | |
| christina ricci is pregnant,0 | |
| valentine's day gift ideas for the single dad,0 | |
| parents fight to remove cartoon characters from industrial solvents,1 | |
| melania's staff asks for privacy from president while she recuperates,1 | |
| report: trying to hug oncoming train still leading cause of death for nation's idiots,1 | |
| supreme court puts redrawing of texas electoral maps on hold,0 | |
| "artist transforms gallery into a basketball court, all in the name of 'space jam'",0 | |
| rob schneider lands role originally written for chimp,1 | |
| "the death of fake reality television, the birth of 'connected'",0 | |
| south dakota high school principal injured in school shooting,0 | |
| what self-respecting cop would accept this cake as a bribe?,0 | |
| pentagon officials listen in silence as mike pence details plans for angel-guided defense weapons system,1 | |
| 'orange is the new black' star tells her own moving story to change minds on immigration,0 | |
| smooth operator also forklift operator,1 | |
| everything in power done to appear interesting to attractive woman on subway,1 | |
| here's what happens when kids age out of foster care,0 | |
| "spain just made history -- twice. here's what went down, hour by hour",0 | |
| fcc orders net neutrality to end in april,0 | |
| woman who left room crying earlier expects to jump back into party just like that,1 | |
| woman beginning to suspect husband having second affair,1 | |
| aztec extremists cut out visiting pope's heart,1 | |
| 20th century fox green-lights 'united 93 vs. predator',1 | |
| man feeling guilty about chowing down at 9/11 museum café,1 | |
| critics accuse new movie of glorifying sex,1 | |
| "hillary clinton to release 2015 tax returns within days, criticizes donald trump",0 | |
| man silently eating personal pan pizza alone in corner of airport unaware this will be best part of 7-day vacation,1 | |
| stepson absolutely nailing jeopardy category about third reich,1 | |
| nation planning surprise party to cheer up conor oberst,1 | |
| "'goodbye to the dead,' a conversation with brian freeman",0 | |
| new york times 'faces of the dead' editor just needs a couple more to fill out corner,1 | |
| single-engine cessna crashes into bush,1 | |
| these new 'ahs: freak show' teasers are legitimately terrifying,0 | |
| leap of faith,0 | |
| videos of chicago police shooting of cedrick chatman released,0 | |
| justin timberlake already beneath u.s. bank stadium waiting for super bowl halftime show to start,1 | |
| clear from stock music that video never meant to be watched with sound on,1 | |
| watch: snow drifts were no match for this determined freight train,0 | |
| joy reid mocks america's invisible man in the middle east: 'where's jared?',0 | |
| chris christie suspends his presidential campaign,0 | |
| why a local news station's decision to live-stream a potential suicide is dangerous,0 | |
| area bird creeped out by bird watcher,1 | |
| stephen miller desperately searching for next fix after high of detained children starts wearing off,1 | |
| little piggy dancing to rihanna's 'work' will make your day,0 | |
| mother of slaying victim glad it was onion reporter who knocked on her door half an hour after funeral,1 | |
| john lewis overcome with emotion at a civil rights movement exhibit,0 | |
| 80 percent of female restaurant workers say they've been harassed by customers,0 | |
| bhutanese man can't believe pharmacy already stocking stuff for lhabab duchen,1 | |
| aunt scores big with nephews by dropping bombshell story about mom smoking weed as teenager,1 | |
| jam session interview: caroline dowd-higgins,0 | |
| study: 72 percent of high-fives unwarranted,1 | |
| study: 73% of bedroom closets have wife's boy toy crouched naked inside,1 | |
| hurricane ophelia sheds light on another climate change concern,0 | |
| latino voters may be turning against the gop,0 | |
| kellyanne conway decides to lie low until rule of law dies down,1 | |
| amy klobuchar pledges to fight everyday americans,1 | |
| ohio governor makes desperate plea to aquaman,1 | |
| the perfect to keep a sexy bod and still enjoy your vacation,0 | |
| testing the teacher,0 | |
| report: biggest parenting fear remains losing child in high-stakes poker tournament,1 | |
| "scalia recuses self from capital murder case, citing double homicide he committed in '80s",1 | |
| justify wakes up next to decapitated head of prized jockey after refusing to throw triple crown,1 | |
| donald trump: the president of id,0 | |
| abraham lincoln's dna now available over the counter,1 | |
| draftkings and fanduel skip out on congressional hearing into daily fantasy sports,0 | |
| john kelly explains to furious trump that gold star widow cannot be demoted to silver star widow,1 | |
| the dangers of the comcast time warner merger,0 | |
| willi dorner's 'bodies in urban spaces' (video),0 | |
| 7 strategies for lasting fat loss,0 | |
| 5 tricks to make your identity portfolio more secure,0 | |
| entire nation pitches in to save yosemite,1 | |
| lindsey graham stays up all night running campaign ideas by toll-free telephone operator,1 | |
| "'you are not your job,' obama reminds himself throughout shower",1 | |
| why i decided not to do a phd,0 | |
| elderly mother at that age where even just one fall over niagara could be fatal,1 | |
| bin laden sends belated threat to israel for 60th birthday,1 | |
| obama resigns from presidency after michelle lands dream job in seattle,1 | |
| area woman's hair always wet,1 | |
| man as surprised as anyone that he knows all the members of 'n sync,1 | |
| greyhound now offering direct service from kansas to l.a. porn director's driveway,1 | |
| report: massive hypocrisy just flat-out gets the job done,1 | |
| 'humor in uniform' submissions at all-time low,1 | |
| review: new apple tv is bursting with potential,0 | |
| gummi bear emerges from digestive tract unharmed,1 | |
| "in 'brave new jersey,' tony hale is a doomsday prepper caught in a rom-com",0 | |
| how i learned to get naked with strangers again after my mastectomy,0 | |
| demoralized jeb bush succumbs to new hampshire heroin epidemic,1 | |
| shirtless tonga olympian pita taufatofua wins olympic opening ceremony again,0 | |
| melania trump looks down on husband from gallery with loving grimace,1 | |
| gigi hadid showed a lot of skin in her 6 different amas outfits,0 | |
| sean spicer is irreplaceable,0 | |
| facebook temporarily killed off a lot of its users,0 | |
| "'leaking sure is cool, huh, guys?' says disguised john kelly to white house aides",1 | |
| donald trump prefers violent football so more black players get hurt: espn analyst,0 | |
| "a tale of two kindergartens -- well, three now that i think about it",0 | |
| how one gym is helping people get in touch with their feelings,0 | |
| "john bolton, top contender for secretary of state, calls for regime change in iran",0 | |
| patrick stewart reads hilariously bad reviews of iconic tourist attractions,0 | |
| the billionaire journalist,0 | |
| personal trainer has desk,1 | |
| adnan syed is getting a second podcast after 'serial',0 | |
| carly fiorina shares heartbreaking story about father of 3 who couldn't meet sales goals,1 | |
| john bolton arrives in office excited to see so many familiar wars,1 | |
| viewer outraged,1 | |
| kiss cover band guitarist leaves to start vinnie vincent invasion tribute band,1 | |
| families of slain teen and neighbor denounce chicago police: cops failed,0 | |
| a transgender student who was reportedly banned from her school receives good news,0 | |
| joan rivers defends israel with an analogy all her own,0 | |
| "huffpollster: hillary clinton leads, but by how much?",0 | |
| fine-tuning our tour program,0 | |
| nypd arrests down for second week,0 | |
| new evidence reveals christ lounged in tomb for extra hour before finally rising from grave,1 | |
| the lgbt activist's question that left ben carson speechless,0 | |
| bernie sanders promises a contested democratic convention,0 | |
| "florida man killed after standing up for gay friends, witnesses say",0 | |
| nonindigenous larry crosses state lines,1 | |
| man can't wait to find out if millennium falcon gets out of that tunnel,1 | |
| world's leading entomologist calls for someone to get it off,1 | |
| "romney's acceptance speech to avoid mentioning personal, professional, religious, political life",1 | |
| urban polling stations urge voters to immediately get back in line for general election,1 | |
| the missing link: moving beyond first-level solutions to women's leadership,0 | |
| wedding videographer clearly shooting side project during ceremony,1 | |
| how to get good with money in a year,0 | |
| a love contract to help pets deal with parents' breakup,0 | |
| perky optimist brings joy everywhere she leaves,1 | |
| the hypocrisy underlying brazil's impeachment movement,0 | |
| florida shooter's former friend says she reported him to school 'multiple' times,0 | |
| bags filled with sand still most advanced u.s. anti-flood technology,1 | |
| why sharing your dreams is so important,0 | |
| 300 naked women feared lost in computer crash,1 | |
| "lea delaria gets candid about her wild tour days, sex with younger women and turning 60",0 | |
| senator mix-a-lot sponsors titties-on-glass legislation,1 | |
| authorities fear youtube shooter might inspire wave of copycat content creators,1 | |
| fringe catholic sect doesn't tolerate child abuse,1 | |
| the 7 places even organized people just don't organize,0 | |
| "'voila,' yells exhausted lady gaga during 149th consecutive costume change as met visitors gingerly step over her",1 | |
| trump gives intelligence agencies their daily briefing,1 | |
| bo obama addresses graduates of dayton obedience school,1 | |
| paul ryan quickly runs tweet about texas shooting past wayne lapierre before posting,1 | |
| thursday's morning email: china fires diplomatic warning shots,0 | |
| barbara and george h.w. bush could be the cutest presidential couple,0 | |
| report: album as good as 'sgt. pepper' comes out about once every month,1 | |
| open-minded voter waits almost 5 minutes into debate to decide who won,1 | |
| man freely smoking pot in washington literally has no issue he feels strongly about anymore,1 | |
| network pushes the 'dumbing it down' envelope,1 | |
| husky can't stop blowing bubbles; we can't stop saying awww,0 | |
| "wall street doesn't believe elon musk can produce 500,000 cars by 2018",0 | |
| incredible waterspout spotted over iowa lake,0 | |
| huffpost rise: what you need to know on february 10,0 | |
| 10 motivational phrases to tell yourself today,0 | |
| anthropologists discover ancient greek super pac that helped shape first democracy,1 | |
| spacex reveals all 400 dogs on falcon rocket failed to survive trip,1 | |
| "vegas, baby! (well, minus our babies)",0 | |
| "report: nation thinking about big, warm piece of cinnamon coffee cake right now",1 | |
| prince george and princess charlotte steal the show at pippa middleton's wedding,0 | |
| charles barkley attempted to ride scooter like georgia state's coach,0 | |
| pope francis working out at vatican gym wearing 'sex abuse summit 2019' t-shirt,1 | |
| god wondering how far he could throw earth,1 | |
| "3 years, 5 horrific hate-crime killings in the kansas city area",0 | |
| "cleveland, ohio is a magical place",0 | |
| man accused of killing dad for not getting him fast food,0 | |
| report: guy just put 10 bucks in jukebox,1 | |
| 'phantom thread' wins academy award for best film you liked but probably wouldn't see again,1 | |
| the top 10 workout songs for march 2016,0 | |
| live updates on hurricane harvey's aftermath,0 | |
| unstable man plots to bring guns to schools,1 | |
| congress gets another reminder from scientists that climate change isn't coming -- it's already here,0 | |
| app allows users to help save migrants crossing mediterranean,0 | |
| taylor swift breaks political silence to throw support behind restoring shōgun to throne of japan,1 | |
| little league coach reveals creepy method for breaking in baseball mitt,1 | |
| pbs pulling out the fucking big guns tonight with 'andrea bocelli: one night in central park',1 | |
| new pre-sauced napkins can be thrown away straight from package,1 | |
| white house lawn covered in congressional campaign signs,1 | |
| sun dreading rising today,1 | |
| uptight matron enjoys handful of pills,1 | |
| stephen hawking: trump's climate policies could turn earth into venus,0 | |
| our nation's businessmen: are they just in it for the money?,1 | |
| all u.s. males renamed dudley,1 | |
| margarita murillo: another victim of neoliberalism in honduras?,0 | |
| the best 'lazy games' for exhausted parents to play with their kids,0 | |
| i'm going to keep smiling,0 | |
| now this is how you rock white-on-white,0 | |
| senator honored for work with overprivileged americans,1 | |
| report: anxiety disorders induced by trump presidency not covered under gop health bill,1 | |
| u.s. claims drone was minding own business on its way to church when iran attacked it out of nowhere,1 | |
| "offshorers demand: no taxes, no risk",0 | |
| clinton promises to enact agenda whether or not she elected,1 | |
| huffpost rise: what you need to know on december 23,0 | |
| "man who awoke from coma just in time shares his story, urges us to 'find the miracle within'",0 | |
| trump touts 'middle class' tax relief but only detail he offers helps the rich,0 | |
| how a nyc gay couple came to forgive the man who attacked them,0 | |
| afi docs: where policy meets art,0 | |
| reply all email creates havoc for case western students' inboxes,0 | |
| the one moment you need to see from last night's 'peter pan live!',0 | |
| 4 identity protection habits every college student should have,0 | |
| deflategate: another image blow to the nfl that is not likely to hurt its business,0 | |
| why you should hire for zest,0 | |
| trinidad and tobago issues commemorative leonardo dicaprio postage stamp,1 | |
| quantum lip,0 | |
| god admits he way less strict with last few billion children,1 | |
| time traveler from the year 1998 warns nation not to elect newt gingrich,1 | |
| like boxes of shit in your house? get a cat,1 | |
| scott pruitt orders epa employees to stay in office over weekend while it's being fumigated,1 | |
| nbc to dramatize menendez brothers murders in 'law & order: true crime' spinoff,0 | |
| 'stormy daniels day' declared in west hollywood as adult star gets key to city,0 | |
| paul ryan currently 141 miles into run through wisconsin countryside,1 | |
| panhandler demands explanation for failure to provide quarter,1 | |
| news of uncle's death deleted by spam filter,1 | |
| mother's day -- more than once a year,0 | |
| open floor plan increases office shooter's productivity by 95%,1 | |
| friendly note to coworker undergoes eight revisions,1 | |
| democratic drama as curtain rises on new hampshire debate,0 | |
| senate appropriations has no funding for betsy devos' private school voucher hopes,0 | |
| 10 worst states for business,0 | |
| artist's 'trumpbeast' is a chilling portrait of the current administration,0 | |
| gop leaders' daughters: 'it's pretty fucked up if we're the only reason you're denouncing trump's statements',1 | |
| 'boy meets world' spin off to focus on difficulties of raising autistic child,1 | |
| secluded cabin in woods filled with big plans for america,1 | |
| congress agrees to $1.3 billion for protective border fencers,1 | |
| "gop senator gets honest: 'trust me, we will not allow the supreme court to flip'",0 | |
| drunk nutritionists recommend eating entire frozen pizza at 3 a.m.,1 | |
| 10 winning recipes for the big game,0 | |
| "loss of cat child's first real experience with death, killing",1 | |
| failure is an essential element of success,0 | |
| "mad men: ""the forecast"" is mixed",0 | |
| report: fbi learns of plot to download old school,1 | |
| the one thing you never want to hear tim gunn say about your outfit,0 | |
| study finds goosebumps caused by psychotic weirdo masturbating to old photo of you,1 | |
| hundreds of cuban refugees clinging to air force one on flight back to u.s.,1 | |
| edward snowden takes on liz cheney over torture links to trump's pick for cia,0 | |
| this little girl's hilarious message to santa is peak sibling rivalry,0 | |
| "2"" x 2"" vegetarian section granted on backyard grill",1 | |
| sci-fi geek only hangs out with models,1 | |
| in detroit some things change; too much stays the same,0 | |
| clinton pours malt liquor on ground for dead homies,1 | |
| porn actress very nearly appears to enjoy ejaculation in face,1 | |
| new neutrogena extra-strength face wash instantly dissolves bad skin,1 | |
| dad locks into elaborate chess match with lawn mower salesman,1 | |
| 'avengers' sequel picks up where first film's profits left off,1 | |
| "bar has loud, overcrowded section upstairs too",1 | |
| couple keeps marriage together for sake of no one,1 | |
| supreme court allows corporations to run for political office,1 | |
| taylor swift mourns death of boyfriend christopher dorner,1 | |
| sales disappointing for first-ever hustler swimsuit issue,1 | |
| mlb hoping to boost attendance at league meetings with 'star wars' night,1 | |
| watch a self-described 'despicable' pet-care company owner kick dog in elevator,0 | |
| controversial new ham sandwich under fire,1 | |
| 11 tips for new parents flying with their children for the first time,0 | |
| california's golden healthcare opportunity,0 | |
| someone's job riding on success of antacid gum,1 | |
| mother constantly worried about son stationed on u.s. military base,1 | |
| eyes removed in violent yearbook attack,1 | |
| watch live: lili taylor talks abc's 'american crime',0 | |
| "this artist is tackling 'toxic, fragile' masculinity in a colorful way",0 | |
| mark zuckerberg recalls coming up with idea for facebook after seeing dopamine-addicted lab rat starve to death,1 | |
| e3 organizers cancel convention after discovering immersive power of literature,1 | |
| we need to treat gun violence like a public health problem,0 | |
| obama family adopts 44-year-old portuguese water man,1 | |
| man lived alongside dead father's body for four months,0 | |
| palm tree in hurricane irma's path ready to bend real good for cameras,1 | |
| impressive mom nails skateboard trick while pushing stroller,0 | |
| report: logan's mom put him on a diet,1 | |
| anti-abortion women's marchers head back to washington,0 | |
| report: mom's work friend has no one,1 | |
| café au detroit: wi-fi with style,0 | |
| report: only .00003% of things that happen actually matter,1 | |
| "new year, new semester: college prep for juniors",0 | |
| meatless monday: robin asbell gets juiced,0 | |
| "'no one will push you into running for president,' jeb bush softly whispers before tucking in sleeping grandson",1 | |
| area man disappointed in self for already being full,1 | |
| aunt enters ninth year of raving about 'wicked',1 | |
| courageous heterosexual has never donated blood to red cross in solidarity with gay men,1 | |
| report: most terrorists do not start the day off with a good breakfast,1 | |
| three simple steps to not take a bad day home,0 | |
| george jefferson honored for black television history month,1 | |
| a weighty new year's resolution,0 | |
| man who bought 34th anniversary reissue of fleetwood mac's 'rumours' feeling like real idiot after passing display for 35th anniversary edition,1 | |
| classic boring,1 | |
| 5 reasons retirees need vacations too,0 | |
| jessie james decker shares inspiring message about post-baby bodies,0 | |
| report: kimora lee is pregnant,0 | |
| 7 awesome pot pie recipes you need to make now,0 | |
| woman's greatest dream to one day dance in studio audience of 'the ellen degeneres show',1 | |
| disturbing ad shows how trump is teaching students to hate,0 | |
| pathetic hands subject to man's every whim,1 | |
| mitch mcconnell won't answer for trump's alt-right white house strategist,0 | |
| new book written from perspective of gargamel,1 | |
| missing alaska family died in murder-suicide: police,0 | |
| why is it so darn hard for women to lose that baby weight?,0 | |
| "women in business q&a: star jones, president, professional diversity network",0 | |
| kleenex box inadequately covered,1 | |
| "university of illinois researchers find link between attending university of illinois, receiving solid education at great price",1 | |
| "dreamers can't sue for in-state tuition in georgia, state supreme court rules",0 | |
| the pope and the politics of hope,0 | |
| facebook expands its legal team,0 | |
| get a hilarious glimpse into the world of a 'wedding hashtag designer',0 | |
| the gulf crisis: fake news shines spotlight on psychological warfare,0 | |
| ira glass tries to explain 'this american life' at high school reunion,1 | |
| parents surprised cruel teen daughter hasn't pushed classmate to breaking point yet,1 | |
| "exxonmobil, chevron locked in bidding war to acquire lucrative pennsylvania senator",1 | |
| thousands of rats tumble about uncontrollably inside snoopy balloon high above thanksgiving day parade,1 | |
| state of the union guests sort of assumed white house would pay for them to get home,1 | |
| huckabee campaign suspended after candidate trapped in briar patch,1 | |
| area man gets terrible creative juices flowing,1 | |
| "lady gaga, jlaw and more sign letter opposing texas anti-lgbtq legislation",0 | |
| "thank a teacher thursday: dominic casulli and the power of encouragement, part 1",0 | |
| denver's flaming skull mayor announces plans to decriminalize magic mushrooms,1 | |
| bertolli packaging promises empty ravioli floating in filling-saturated water in just 5 minutes,1 | |
| "iran's nuclear deal: sanctions are lifted, what is next?",0 | |
| missouri bill redefines hot lobbyist-on-lawmaker action as a 'gift',0 | |
| ted cruz didn't disclose goldman sachs loan during senate campaign,0 | |
| "super bowl stadium solemnly stands, places hands over heart for maroon 5 halftime show",1 | |
| tv guide channel tops nielsens,1 | |
| who could benefit from water rule change? trump and his golf courses,0 | |
| betsy devos is right: professors are a threat to the trumpist movement,0 | |
| mike huckabee's adele parody is really something,0 | |
| holocaust survivor receives high school diploma at age 88,0 | |
| you will never love anything as much as dc's panda loves snow,0 | |
| dad's tea party with 2-year-old basically sums up toddlers,0 | |
| computer scientists say ai's underdeveloped ethics have yet to move beyond libertarian phase,1 | |
| alpha male marries tri-delta female,1 | |
| neighbor still has tree standing in yard weeks after arbor day,1 | |
| "the public still can't see the eric garner grand jury records, court rules",0 | |
| man travels to historic art locations just to paint the patterns on his shirts,0 | |
| running in tap shoes: choreographer janine molinari on teaching broadway kids and other adventures in dance,0 | |
| 16 ways to be a better spouse in 2016,0 | |
| man hoping girlfriend doesn't notice valentine's day gift came from gas station,1 | |
| "corporate, koch money dominates early 2016 senate race spending",0 | |
| poll: support for afghanistan war up among americans who love horrible situations,1 | |
| my birthday is a day of infamy,0 | |
| "magnificent sunset loses out to home improvement, judge judy hour",1 | |
| broken hearts and eclairs,0 | |
| dorito-factory employee can't get cool-ranch smell out of clothes,1 | |
| woman shot by former boyfriend at chicago nordstrom store dies,0 | |
| 5 ways to make your meetings more positive,0 | |
| george and amal clooney pass out headphones on flight to block twins' crying,0 | |
| "obama believes black lives matter, but he didn't say it at his final state of the union",0 | |
| richard wolff says capitalism drives inequality with 'explosive' consequences for society,0 | |
| sir mix-a-lot wasn't trying to speak for women with 'baby got back',0 | |
| saudi courts should exhibit independence by protecting speech,0 | |
| stolen moment of the week: andy ofiesh and kaytlin bailey at the creek and the cave,0 | |
| portland hate killer ranted about stabbings and muslims on facebook amid rising u.s. hate crime,0 | |
| area grasshopper kind of a thorax man himself,1 | |
| "clemson, lsu, ohio state, alabama top first playoff rankings",0 | |
| jay-z vows not to lose touch with millionaire roots on gritty throwback track about buying first yacht,1 | |
| homeless man takes massive risk to save his dog,0 | |
| trump catches self briefly believing own campaign rhetoric,1 | |
| hypochondriac convinced patient has cancer,1 | |
| icymi: silicon valley's homeless and female friendship psychology,0 | |
| lessons from my father: education is the key to success,0 | |
| the political theology of trumpian evangelicalism,0 | |
| 5 keys to product differentiation for fun and profit,0 | |
| 'don't cry for me',0 | |
| good karma returns for sikh man who removed turban to help injured boy,0 | |
| michael j. fox visibly excited by return to tv,1 | |
| alaskan gray wolf can't believe no one told him he's got snow on nose,1 | |
| unprecedented opportunities: online learning explosion empowers gendiy,0 | |
| hot new website 'facebook' is lighting up the charts,0 | |
| martha raddatz was the mvp of that horrifying debate,0 | |
| every family member's birthday now marred by some tragedy,1 | |
| trump adds volatility to a long history of north korean threats,0 | |
| the 5 steps i took to save my online business,0 | |
| daniel boulud awards scholarship to c-cap alum,0 | |
| three dozen confirmed *@@## in power plant *@@##,1 | |
| nursing-home residents mate in captivity,1 | |
| report: only 1 in 3 preschool graduates has necessary animal sound skills upon entering zoo,1 | |
| this notre dame football walk-on was just surprised with scholarship,0 | |
| watch these dancers beautifully portray the evolution of a relationship,0 | |
| white house denied third mortgage,1 | |
| spokeswoman gives birth to spokeschild,1 | |
| "joy to the world, the griswold family christmas sportscast is here",0 | |
| slight inconvenience avoided,1 | |
| "parents abandoned 2-year-old son to play 'pokemon go,' police say",0 | |
| tropical storm erika leaves death and destruction in caribbean,0 | |
| gop congresswoman calls on rep. blake farenthold to resign,0 | |
| 9 parking garage designs that are works of art,0 | |
| i fell in love carrying another man's child,0 | |
| toddler scientists finally determine number of peas that fit into ear canal,1 | |
| that same guy with the glasses at every rock show,1 | |
| 11 john oliver quotes that make the truth easier to swallow,0 | |
| is osha protecting at-risk workers under a trump administration?,0 | |
| activist wet-t-shirt judge votes for girlfriend,1 | |
| drunk driver found hiding in nativity scene after crashing car: police,0 | |
| lebron james hits back at laura ingraham over 'shut up and dribble' comment,0 | |
| meteorologist has hilarious comeback to daughter who questioned his weather prediction,0 | |
| ellen isn't interested in having donald trump on her show,0 | |
| wreckage of cargo ship lost during hurricane joaquin believed to be found,0 | |
| female friend group fails in one duty of providing good gynecologist recommendation,1 | |
| supreme court upholds bill of rights in 5-4 decision,1 | |
| mysterious light seen near huge black hole,0 | |
| gop ignores key lesson on race,0 | |
| all-dad blues band a critical disappointment,1 | |
| when the detainee is american . . .,0 | |
| want to live to 102? here's how.,0 | |
| mom sent on fact-finding mission to read what parking sign down street says,1 | |
| facebook to block private gun sales,0 | |
| gabby giffords endorses hillary clinton for president,0 | |
| 8 ways to recommit to your fading resolutions,0 | |
| it's mildly infectious and treatable—yet patients still face discrimination,0 | |
| satan depressed all weekend after man opts out of casino trip,1 | |
| new aetna wedding registry lets guests purchase medical procedures couple picked out,1 | |
| 4 ways grandparents unintentionally sabotage parents,0 | |
| "how our family affects our happiness, in one chart",0 | |
| man walks in on roommate in kitchen having way with his leftovers,1 | |
| "woman struggling to contort dreams, ambitions into shape of dental technician",1 | |
| behind peter thiel's plan to destroy gawker,0 | |
| accused father and son urinal thieves flushed out by cops,0 | |
| "in boston, student mbta passes are an equity issue",0 | |
| from peach cobbler to banana pudding: 10 delicious labor day desserts,0 | |
| how we should be thinking about russia's role in the election,0 | |
| george zimmerman auctioning off gun used to kill trayvon martin,0 | |
| vatican employees unable to relax at holiday party with pope around,1 | |
| 10 things i learned as a new adjunct teacher,0 | |
| boeing ceo admits company made mistake by including automatic self-destruct function on all 737 max planes,1 | |
| hellmann's heir's conduct unbefitting a mayonnaise magnate,1 | |
| student constructs wedding dress out of divorce papers,0 | |
| why model carmen carrera doesn't always want to be considered trans,0 | |
| facebook status update field dreading what area man about to type into it,1 | |
| 10 people you'll see out at hometown bars on thanksgiving eve,0 | |
| taylor swift was 'the happiest maid of honor ever' at her best friend's wedding,0 | |
| 'facts of life' star charlotte rae reveals cancer diagnosis at 91,0 | |
| antidepressant medication label reminds users that pill should never be mixed with long look in mirror,1 | |
| donald trump expects the media to do what he wants -- because it often does,0 | |
| al-qaeda marching band to join macy's parade after incredible audition,1 | |
| joy sucked out of room by pumped-up manager,1 | |
| new gallup poll finds 40% of americans probably going to skip michelle's party,1 | |
| why women should stop calling themselves old,0 | |
| fox news guest says confederate and pride flags are 'the exact same thing',0 | |
| this new federal law will change foster care as we know it,0 | |
| 'perfect' birthday card discovered in local mall,1 | |
| chuck schumer trolls gop over donald trump's comparison of america to vladimir putin,0 | |
| new hobby to tide retired man over until death,1 | |
| "watermelon + 20,000 volts = one messy pink slushie",0 | |
| jpmorgan chase hit with multi-million dollar fine for shady investment advice,0 | |
| trusting in grace,0 | |
| why fashion should be on the climate change agenda,0 | |
| "scholarship funds for alison parker, adam ward honor slain journalists",0 | |
| "dole makes pretend white house out of card table, sheet",1 | |
| this 'ouija' parody is so perfect it's scary,0 | |
| microsoft word now includes squiggly blue line to alert writer when word is too advanced for mainstream audience,1 | |
| these stunning overhead beach photos are enough last you to next summer,0 | |
| mommy having sleepover,1 | |
| man at bar clinging to muted 'king of queens' episode like life preserver,1 | |
| this prairie city deserves your travel dollars. here's why.,0 | |
| "monday matters: a walk home to remember, an unbreakable friendship and adorable bulldogs",0 | |
| gop releases new letter supporting kavanaugh signed by orrin hatch 500 times,1 | |
| enrique iglesias and anna kournikova share first photos of newborn twins,0 | |
| "watching tv shows on dvd the way to do it, area man reports",1 | |
| there are fewer asian americans than you might think,0 | |
| survey: genital stimulation maintains popularity,1 | |
| 'fed up' zara workers battle for more hours,0 | |
| chicago out of names for subdivisions,1 | |
| tonight: house faces his greatest challenge yet,1 | |
| report: fiber optics not a real thing,1 | |
| to wax or not to wax?,0 | |
| radish (a cat) wants outta here...,0 | |
| relieved scott walker narrowly avoids acknowledging immigrants' humanity during campaign speech,1 | |
| steve bannon is even worse than you thought,0 | |
| sophie turner burns bright in these first-look images of 'x-men: dark phoenix',0 | |
| burger king hat put in deep fryer,1 | |
| antidepressant can't believe it's expected to fix this mess all on its own,1 | |
| goose suddenly realizes it doesn't have to honk like an idiot entire time it's flapping wings,1 | |
| study finds girls go through manga phase earlier than boys,1 | |
| women are using iconic anti-mobster law to go after harvey weinstein,0 | |
| girlfriend talks through whole goddamn commercial,1 | |
| maryland gov. larry hogan breaks 'partisan gridlock' boards using taekwondo,0 | |
| lucid dreaming: new horizons for research,0 | |
| mysterious necrotic skin disease continues to eat away at baby's face weeks after being kissed by ted cruz,1 | |
| area mom issues stern warning on road where she once got a ticket,1 | |
| peta protests use of animatronic animals in commercials,1 | |
| this organic skyscraper is designed to literally grow as its residents recycle,0 | |
| report: laura's divorce threatens razor-thin democratic majority in family,1 | |
| "while trump attacks colin kaepernick, the quarterback is donating to meals on wheels",0 | |
| if area dad steps on legos one more time,1 | |
| u.s. military honors sacrifices of nfl players by wearing jerseys throughout december,1 | |
| victoria's secret puts record number of asian models on its runway,0 | |
| yet another media-savvy ex-hostage delights tv-news producers,1 | |
| new study finds unplanned pregnancies continuing to decline in bruce springsteen lyrics,1 | |
| google launches 'the google' for older adults,1 | |
| ernest belamide's gps guide on managing stress,0 | |
| "lost jack london manuscript, 'the doggy,' found",1 | |
| bride has to admit it'd be pretty exciting if someone objected at wedding,1 | |
| cancer researchers develop highly promising new pink consumer item,1 | |
| butterball releases new travel-size turkey,1 | |
| "uber ceo travis kalanick and his dad open up on life, love and dropping out of school",0 | |
| the average nfl career lasts just 3 years. this player is focused on what happens next.,0 | |
| christian resistance to trump is growing,0 | |
| teen worried about friend who tried pot,1 | |
| julia louis-dreyfus reveals breast cancer diagnosis,0 | |
| lindsey graham warns trump: firing mueller would be 'beginning of the end',0 | |
| area man afraid some woman might come out of the woodwork to hold him accountable for something,1 | |
| report: you in the way of billiards game,1 | |
| david byrne holds up old suit to show how far he's come in weight loss journey,1 | |
| before and after satellite images show hurricane maria's destruction of dominica,0 | |
| "supreme court leaves final decision on gay marriage in capable hands of texas, alabama, georgia",1 | |
| donald trump fired his campaign manager. the mystery is why it took this long.,0 | |
| 6 tips for coping with a debilitating disease,0 | |
| barack obama records robocall for doug jones in alabama senate race,0 | |
| library of congress completes destruction of 70 million works deemed culturally insignificant,1 | |
| this woman may be the world's proudest grandma,0 | |
| new mit study suggests sonic the hedgehog might be living in computer simulation,1 | |
| gop establishment relieved after conventionally abhorrent beliefs make way onto presidential ticket,1 | |
| republicans holding out hope new chief of staff can restore order to chaotic white house,0 | |
| iran counts votes after big turnout in presidential election,0 | |
| burundi asks neighbor to keep it down,1 | |
| beekeeper wishes he understood women like he understands bees,1 | |
| two victims shot on texas southern university campus,0 | |
| j.j. abrams admits 'alias' execs doubted jennifer garner's hotness,0 | |
| moron stepfather takes care of child who doesn't have his genetic material,1 | |
| top democrat pushes back on expanding obama's trade powers,0 | |
| great books of western civilization used to accent den,1 | |
| a taste of proper fun: bermuda,0 | |
| america ferrera is basically selena quintanilla's twin in this pic,0 | |
| man regrets straying from sour cream and onion potato chips,1 | |
| read the letter barack obama left donald trump upon leaving office,0 | |
| la-z-boy outlet clearly visible from suburban man's grave,1 | |
| there's now a martial art specifically for selfie stick users,0 | |
| cash-strapped oklahoma to conduct executions by hammering squad,1 | |
| contact paper beautifies drawer interior,1 | |
| pro wrestler's penis takedown just got bigger,0 | |
| what to do about slums,0 | |
| what's it like waiting for donald trump to take office? a career federal employee spills the beans,0 | |
| allowing your children to fail will help them succeed,0 | |
| pentagon to surround self with pentagon decoys,1 | |
| congresswoman invites #metoo creator tarana burke to state of the union,0 | |
| proof that it pays to piss off sarah palin,0 | |
| traveler excited hotel has hbo until he checks listing,1 | |
| mental illness and identity: would i shed my bipolar disorder skin?,0 | |
| poll: religion is the answer to today's problems,0 | |
| "'it's not too late to reverse the alarming trend of climate change,' scientists who know it's too late announce",1 | |
| south syria ceasefire and the next israel-hizballah-iran war,0 | |
| halle berry: my undying wish is to play angela davis in a biopic,0 | |
| how netflix's 'girlboss' perpetuates negative stereotypes,0 | |
| "thursday's morning email: dems say they have deal on daca, trump tweets otherwise",0 | |
| george clooney enjoys another rousing evening at home with mummified members of rat pack,1 | |
| patient's teeth could be fix for common cause of blindness,0 | |
| investigation exposes ebay user for selling fake pulitzer medals,1 | |
| brain-dead americans defend brain-dead florida woman,1 | |
| surgeon general warns teens cinnamon challenge is not for pussies,1 | |
| field-trip mishap fulfills child's wish to be oscar mayer wiener,1 | |
| will smith and alfonso ribeiro had a 'fresh prince' reunion,0 | |
| book review: dataclysm,0 | |
| thousands protest in moscow against housing plan,0 | |
| timeout or burnout,0 | |
| university suspends all lightweights from campus following fraternity hazing death,1 | |
| "disney, pixar to release a short about a li'l dumpling, and it sounds darling",0 | |
| new 'game of thrones' trailer confirms season 8 will reveal identity of sword-covered chair,1 | |
| obama to meet with families of san bernardino shooting victims,0 | |
| 8 reasons to travel this year,0 | |
| winners tie in scripps national spelling bee,0 | |
| long john silver's customer finds deep-fried poseidon head in value meal,1 | |
| strangers to send 'nice bucket' gift to ice challenge prank victim in moving show of solidarity,0 | |
| john kerry actually pretty good at windsurfing now,1 | |
| 'wheel of fortune' contestants hit hard as vowel prices skyrocket,1 | |
| newspaper scraps references to gay man's husband in his mom's obituary,0 | |
| nevada downpour caused over $1 million in damage,0 | |
| twitter is way more brutal than the nfl,0 | |
| 'are our nominations diverse enough for you whiny dipshits?' sneers academy president unprovoked after listing nominees,1 | |
| school surprised to learn student committed suicide over pressures of intro to communications,1 | |
| who declares sierra leone free of ebola,0 | |
| spider eggs hatch in bush's brain,1 | |
| hanes introduces new no-way panties,1 | |
| a guide to taylor swift's dating history,0 | |
| "wacky morning zoo crew dj threatened by younger, wackier morning zoo crew dj",1 | |
| third-grade slumber party a snakepit of machiavellian alliances,1 | |
| 18-year-old fighting in afghanistan has 9/11 explained to him by older soldier,1 | |
| tesla unveils the d at event in la,0 | |
| 'toy story 4' coming to theaters in 2019,0 | |
| "study finds swans only other animals who mate for few years, get scared, end things, then regret it",1 | |
| roommate never seems to leave apartment,1 | |
| "on 'conan,' trump calls obama for valentine's day advice",0 | |
| pope francis pardons those who dodged the draft during crusades,1 | |
| "bloated, rotund bernie sanders reveals he has finished drinking all of flint's water supply",1 | |
| shared leadership among women and men: good news and bad news,0 | |
| american media reports news other than zoo's escaped cobra as if anything else really matters,1 | |
| sean spicer says donald trump is a 'champion' of first amendment,0 | |
| brooks brothers unveils new line of monogramed cum rags,1 | |
| disturbance of arafat's grave casts horrible curse on middle east,1 | |
| journalist walks off tv show when it won't address real cause of orlando shooting,0 | |
| "lost cat, dog on journey die immediately",1 | |
| obama now attempting to get each word of jobs bill passed individually,1 | |
| sprite introduces cola-flavored sprite,1 | |
| why eating salmon is so damn good for your skin,0 | |
| twitter roasts mariah carey for 'disaster' hot tea moment during new year's performance,0 | |
| study: depression up among teenage girls able to perceive any part of world around them,1 | |
| poll finds americans' greatest fear is waitress forgetting about them,1 | |
| new study finds earth's core will be most habitable part of planet by 2060,1 | |
| "emerson, lake & palmer co-founder, greg lake, dead at 69",0 | |
| bertha cáceres: 'my mother's is not the first assassination. i don't want another',0 | |
| another bunch of southerners dead,1 | |
| grandma happy to babysit while couple desperately attempts to rekindle relationship,1 | |
| winston churchill's grandson introduces a new nickname for donald trump,0 | |
| everyone outraged catholic priest did that thing everyone jokes about,1 | |
| english soccer's out-of-nowhere goal machine,0 | |
| amazon admits alexa device eavesdropped on portland family,0 | |
| fisher-price releases new in utero fetal activity gym,1 | |
| guest given air mattress that will slowly deflate throughout night,1 | |
| living in the moment: the beauty of uncertainty,0 | |
| cheney wows sept. 11 commission by drinking glass of water while bush speaks,1 | |
| human skeletons found under nyc's washington square park,0 | |
| "to fight human trafficking, the budget must protect homeless kids",0 | |
| what the everyday items in your home say about you on a deeper level,0 | |
| retired security guard pens open letter to colin kaepernick about national anthem,1 | |
| ceo sad nobody noticed new tie,1 | |
| military recruiter upset area man hasn't called him back,1 | |
| should my child play football?,0 | |
| toothbrush melts into oblivion in surprisingly hypnotic video,0 | |
| monday's morning email: what the global cyberattack could mean for you,0 | |
| man keeping running total of how many people in gym in worse shape than him,1 | |
| polar bear cub sleeps and dreams with cuddly toy in adorable clip,0 | |
| nation on edge as court votes whether to legalize gay marriage now or in a few years,1 | |
| out-of-control conversation safely turned back onto self,1 | |
| "chrissy teigen knows what we want, keeps giving it to us",0 | |
| the amazing london museum you never heard of,0 | |
| "as the u.s. debates gun control, australians turn in their firearms",0 | |
| jonathan rhys meyers apologizes after troubling photos emerge,0 | |
| 'she loves me' to be the first live streamed broadway show,0 | |
| "for a first-time marathoner, there's strength in numbers",0 | |
| area man meets that special someone else,1 | |
| report: it would probably be nice having friends,1 | |
| woman getting all defensive about inherent worth and selfhood,1 | |
| disaster movies are tame compared to what happened 3.3 billion years ago,0 | |
| 'p is for p*ssy' is the alphabet book of your wet dreams,0 | |
| "let's not forget that men have impeccable winter style, too",0 | |
| roth vs. traditional 401(k) -- which is better?,0 | |
| study: obsessive-compulsive disorder obsessive-compulsive disorder obsessive-compulsive disorder,1 | |
| report: someone probably masturbating to this stock photo right now,1 | |
| supporters aggravated bernie sanders didn't use dnc speech to get voters to act against their own self-interest,1 | |
| pope francis spotted sunbathing nude in st. peter's square,1 | |
| "fiorina and carson defend saudi government, which cites sharia law to execute 47 people",0 | |
| soaring gas prices forcing more americans to drink less gas,1 | |
| this crazy thing happened when i quit diet coke,0 | |
| new office manager provides terrifying glimpse into plans for regime by placing new collection of teas in drawer,1 | |
| sarah silverman channels joan rivers in heaven,0 | |
| bee practically blows its load after seeing purple coneflower in full bloom,1 | |
| illinois' wall of fame: the state's best designations,0 | |
| city terrorized but unimpressed by serial killer who just shoots victims,1 | |
| the only shopping guide for cyber monday you need,0 | |
| serious mitt romney demanding to be addressed as 'mitthew' now,1 | |
| peak inequality: investigating the lack of diversity among tv directors,0 | |
| millions of american lips called to service in fight against poverty,1 | |
| catholic couple embraces 'who am i to judge',0 | |
| man thinks receptionist is hitting on him,1 | |
| maybe we shouldn't waste money on drug testing michigan welfare recipients,0 | |
| anne hathaway to moms: 'there is no shame in gaining weight during pregnancy',0 | |
| increasingly paranoid campbell's begins stockpiling all its soup to prepare for doomsday,1 | |
| struggling us airways introduces $100 million bomb fee,1 | |
| first-generation american's job taken by his father,1 | |
| man unsure how fellow diners got impression appetizer was ordered for table,1 | |
| new history channel program explores what would have happened if history channel never existed,1 | |
| man made clear-headed choice to upload series of online videos explaining how to install surround sound speakers,1 | |
| new 'star wars: battlefront' trailer lands -- and it's slicker than a greased-up 3po,0 | |
| merrick garland kind of uncomfortable with political analysts casually pointing out he'll die relatively soon after nomination,1 | |
| queen elizabeth watches as oxen pull apart farmer who failed to provide yearly tithe of grain,1 | |
| clinton clinton,1 | |
| wild truck water-bead stunt ends with child endangerment charge,0 | |
| in your face: the hidden history of plastic surgery and why looks matter,0 | |
| pope francis concerned about infection from holy spirit bite,1 | |
| can 'super coral' save our oceans?,0 | |
| 8 famous women who popped the question,0 | |
| trial for charleston church shooter dylann roof delayed until january,0 | |
| area man still talking about crazy productive afternoon 4 months ago,1 | |
| bath & body works scientists destroy experimental scent unfit for mankind,1 | |
| the quiet global transformation of global development,0 | |
| "climate scientists are like 'doomsday street preachers,' fox guest says",0 | |
| mitch mcconnell admits zika legislation is not clean,0 | |
| raccoon family tired of taking care of rabid father,1 | |
| trump's new 'domestic gag rule' would strip funds from planned parenthood,0 | |
| kindergartener allegedly barred from school because she has two moms,0 | |
| stephen curry apologizes for being better than everyone else,0 | |
| only jewish kid in class asked to talk about holocaust remembrance day,1 | |
| "2018 the year it all going to fall into place, delusional sources report",1 | |
| gop 'self-deportation' fantasy is alive and well,0 | |
| rahm emanuel breaks ground on new jason van dyke police academy,1 | |
| how to find work you love,0 | |
| republicans are killing this regulation in order to save it,0 | |
| "report: detroit bankruptcy might transform city into some kind of hellish, depopulated wasteland",1 | |
| 'springsteen on broadway' is the 'rock and roll storybook' dreams are made of,0 | |
| 'tis the season to be cheeky with 'jingle butts' music video,0 | |
| kelly clarkson covered 'give me one reason' because she's the best,0 | |
| this is how we know daca didn't cause the border crisis,0 | |
| "stop right now, this is the most precious beach town you'll ever see",0 | |
| poll shows support for birth control mandate on eve of court ruling,0 | |
| 10 reasons it's awesome to be a black gay man,0 | |
| watch a young jennifer lawrence in a high school shakespeare play,0 | |
| woman 'dragged' from west virginia hearing after listing lawmakers' oil and gas donors,0 | |
| mom saw a bunch of photos from women's march online,1 | |
| family has way too many daughters for them not to have been trying for son,1 | |
| "gop officials urge calmer, more reasonable death threats toward kavanaugh accuser",1 | |
| it's the horrifying tale of the drunk girl who won't stop partying,0 | |
| dad doesn't trust the fish here,1 | |
| getting arm squeezed by walgreens blood pressure machine most physical contact man has had in months,1 | |
| robed mark warner infiltrates secret torchlit ahca ceremony deep in woods behind capitol,1 | |
| cool mccain supporter wears 'mccain 2000' shirt to campaign speech,1 | |
| college allowing students individual commencement speakers to make ceremony acceptable for all,1 | |
| good scissors not in the fucking drawer,1 | |
| "conan o'brien receives rough reception in haiti, because of donald trump",0 | |
| struggling single mother seriously considering putting baby up for audition,1 | |
| 13 year old boy diagnosed with incurable puberty,1 | |
| donald trump will produce upcoming 'celebrity apprentice',0 | |
| "'i don't know who i am anymore, little buddy!' says mother in midst of nervous breakdown",1 | |
| rodeo clown bleeding on the inside,1 | |
| report: no way this year's summer strawberries living up to hype,1 | |
| this woman made it her mission to make a dangerous job safer by inventing a unique solution,0 | |
| "'help has to be on the way now,' thinks syrian man currently being gassed",1 | |
| "obama spends wednesday doing some urgings, some callings on",1 | |
| "brad pitt promises 1,000 years of peace",1 | |
| george r.r. martin promises fans 'the winds of winter' is nearly started,1 | |
| trump denies existence of 2016 russia meeting commemorative merchandise,1 | |
| 'what if no one travels anywhere ever again?' wonders panicked transportation secretary,1 | |
| mike pence vows to cut conservation funding after discovering elk don't mate for life,1 | |
| listen to america: a huffpost road trip,0 | |
| exclusive: ginger minj's 'white christmas' video premiere,0 | |
| a pragmatist's guide to coming out stronger after divorce,0 | |
| "'grand theft auto v' missions to focus largely on tutoring, community outreach",1 | |
| a test for chronic fatigue syndrome,0 | |
| everything you need to know about the bad democratic turnout numbers,0 | |
| "retired couple realizes dream of buying camper, driving around country murdering hitchhikers",1 | |
| the horrible awkwardness and angst of being a beginner: in aikido or at anything,0 | |
| area dad needs more time with museum plaque,1 | |
| donald trump jr.'s thanksgiving conversation starter tips spectacularly backfire,0 | |
| the 'arthur' generation will need to save america,0 | |
| local band finds great photo for flier,1 | |
| diabetic 8-year-old throws worst birthday party ever,1 | |
| snyder decides against endorsing trump for president,0 | |
| "the vergara era, part 2: a new opportunity",0 | |
| hillary clinton clarifies her stance on $15 minimum wage,0 | |
| mexicans sweeping the nation,1 | |
| "middle east small talks to focus on getting israel, palestine to discuss weather",1 | |
| ronnie wood says he worried it was 'time to say goodbye' after cancer diagnosis,0 | |
| sick parent offers man perfect excuse to move back home and give up dreams,1 | |
| 'mad men' premiere features group of actors who are scared to death of never making transition to film,1 | |
| hillary clinton takes a stand against 'subminimum wage' for people with disabilities,0 | |
| tearful mitt romney announces he has rare disease where you can't sit quietly on stool when repeatedly asked to,1 | |
| pilot informs passengers they will be rerouting to avoid scary cloud that looks like shark,1 | |
| kkk member struggles to blame blacks for his hangover,1 | |
| "60 years after brown: segregated schools still a fact, but don't have to be bad schools",0 | |
| "sick, elderly man screaming about foreigners stealing from him",1 | |
| invest in human capital,0 | |
| man who does everything at last minute wonders how you do it,1 | |
| fantasy novel not holding back on criticisms of dwarvish culture,1 | |
| eu headscarf ban ruling sparks faith group backlash,0 | |
| satan to revise bar code system,1 | |
| pennsylvania's congressional delegation will no longer be all men,0 | |
| man charged after found with rosie o'donnell's daughter chelsea,0 | |
| guy washing hands for full 5 seconds like he's going into surgery,1 | |
| dad tests limits of cheesecake factory vibrating pager,1 | |
| fox cancels apatow's 40-year-old virgin,1 | |
| trump brings back 'pocahontas' slur of elizabeth warren at event for native american veterans,0 | |
| islamic fundamentalists condemn casual day,1 | |
| smb's are changing the way they do business,0 | |
| nation could probably draw john boehner from memory at this point,1 | |
| "'now that's what i call a fumble,' reports man at super bowl party who has no idea what he's talking about",1 | |
| son possibly made withdrawal with dead mom,0 | |
| mental illness determined not to let stigma of area man define it,1 | |
| 'birdman' may have just locked up best picture,0 | |
| fbi can't bring themselves to bust guy torrenting every season of 'picket fences',1 | |
| foods that are better outside the u.s.,0 | |
| bisexual: the new 'it' word,0 | |
| twitter introduces red x mark to verify users it's okay to harass,1 | |
| bush campaign paints kerry as pre-raphaelite contessa,1 | |
| trump's fbi attacks are helping accused terrorists defend themselves in court,0 | |
| donald trump's inauguration singer speaks out against transgender bathroom bills,0 | |
| immigration activists say deportation raids could send families to their deaths,0 | |
| "this season, the nfl got political. roger goodell is still trying to pretend it's not.",0 | |
| "at dnc, democrats spoke out on a topic that republicans mostly avoided",0 | |
| michael cohen relieved to remember it illegal to charge lawyer with crime,1 | |
| man offered cocaine by guy he met at urinal 90 seconds ago,1 | |
| god excited about first trip to japan,1 | |
| new pepsi negative-220 burns twice the calories it contains,1 | |
| jeremy lin makes it a gold christmas for lakers,0 | |
| leaf that came out too early cold as shit,1 | |
| 4 steps to a younger-looking neck,0 | |
| executive fascinated by electrician's lunch,1 | |
| satan refuses to accept any more catholic priests in hell,1 | |
| new cereal for poor stays crunchy in water,1 | |
| magazine editor undergoes sleek new redesign,1 | |
| consumer reports rates self 'excellent',1 | |
| country singer & former 'one tree hill' star jana kramer welcomes daughter jolie rae,0 | |
| finding the right college is hard. this new database helps students choose wisely.,0 | |
| woman decides period over,1 | |
| how to make this the best holiday season money can buy,0 | |
| the best ifttt recipes to make the most of your vacation,0 | |
| special counsel robert mueller probing trump business transactions: report,0 | |
| jeb bush would 'of course' support donald trump if he won the nomination,0 | |
| coin collector has some pretty fucking nice coins,1 | |
| this bus stop must be near culinary school,1 | |
| kim kardashian tackled by hollywood prankster at paris fashion week,0 | |
| family unsure why grandmother's caregiver seems like he actually enjoys spending time with her,1 | |
| the meldonium ban is more about russia's reputation for doping than performance,0 | |
| hotel now charging patrons for looking at items in minibar,1 | |
| kerry volunteer gets some kerry-primary victory sex,1 | |
| the sexiest hotels in the dominican republic,0 | |
| wedding photographer keeps calling bride's parents 'mom' and 'dad',1 | |
| activists: syrian warplanes bomb isis training camp,0 | |
| self-conscious panda swears it overheard zookeeper refer to it as 'giant',1 | |
| hillary clinton gets a clean bill of health from her doctor,0 | |
| immigration officials asking about fourth-grader turned away by nyc school,0 | |
| forensic evidence shows signs of feeble struggle,1 | |
| a review of 'jim wallis: in conversation',0 | |
| van morrison removed from rock and roll hall of fame following allegations he bet on album sales,1 | |
| "area father remembers when he thought killing family, self was crazy",1 | |
| facebook vows not to hand over users' medical records to government,1 | |
| allowance to teach child importance of parental dependence,1 | |
| is it ok to be rich?,0 | |
| mitt romney tweets he's not donald trump's secretary of state pick,0 | |
| michelle obama shutters 'let's move!' program after failed 3-year run,1 | |
| matt damon now knows you are sexually attracted to his ponytail,0 | |
| trump and the catholic schism,0 | |
| chuck schumer admits democrats need to do more to show americans what they stand for,0 | |
| total idiot resorting to tribalism decades before climate catastrophe makes it necessary,1 | |
| jim parsons is having a divine moment,0 | |
| tooth fairy helps self to more teeth,1 | |
| gated-community members wish there was something they could do,1 | |
| man who spent last 2 years drawing pictures of trump and putin making out beginning to realize just how wrong he's been,1 | |
| "'just take it slow, and you'll be fine,' drunk driver assures self while speeding away in stolen police car",1 | |
| how the uk is strengthening interfaith bonds after paris attacks,0 | |
| u.n. secretary general staring straight at israeli ambassador while describing horrors of apartheid in nelson mandela speech,1 | |
| oscar mayer inedibles not huge success,1 | |
| retarded child gets new video game right before every dinner party,1 | |
| new gop tax plan requires welfare recipients to apply for each individual piece of food,1 | |
| this man used a beyonce concert as a chance to catch up on some reading,0 | |
| biden clenches plastic beer cup in teeth to free hands for clapping,1 | |
| from hunter to hunted: 5 attraction marketing strategies to pull in more prospects,0 | |
| 'toni braxton: unbreak my heart' is lifetime's most watched movie in a year,0 | |
| "we asked republicans why they think trump's lawyer gave a porn star $130,000",0 | |
| i was taught to be ashamed of my sexuality,0 | |
| designers opt to stick with last year's fashions,1 | |
| area child disappointed to learn parents' love unconditional,1 | |
| "instead of thoughts and prayers, oregon passes new gun safety law",0 | |
| bedtime story from fucking bible again,1 | |
| area mom off thinking about princess diana again,1 | |
| apple user acting like his dad just died,1 | |
| shredding the fourth amendment in post-constitutional america,0 | |
| driver rattled by brush with death for nearly 10 seconds,1 | |
| "in the weeks before trump takes office, obama's mad dash to save public lands",0 | |
| top cute,1 | |
| the best teams in sports... 5 years from now,0 | |
| "los angeles train hits car on tracks and derails, 21 hurt",0 | |
| costa rica's green energy feat shows hope for the planet,0 | |
| the huffington post is hiring story editors for the voices department,0 | |
| "bitchy girlfriend just asking for anne hathaway to swoop in, steal man away",1 | |
| sanders beats all top republican candidates in latest poll,0 | |
| so that's why marijuana gives you the munchies,0 | |
| defensive clinton campaign releases new 'who are you to judge me?' ad,1 | |
| the importance of increasing efficiency in new york city government,0 | |
| history buff can really relate to millard fillmore,1 | |
| authorities: missing plates and glasses found filthy but safe in roommate's room,1 | |
| "journalists attend private koch brothers gathering, but agree not to name donors",0 | |
| choose gratitude or anger: a 3-part test (if you dare),0 | |
| smuggler allegedly brings weed-stuffed bible into jail,0 | |
| "a crow didn't touch me, i got my period",0 | |
| area man loses all control of face while thinking,1 | |
| lapd going about day in uncomfortable silence,1 | |
| fog machine heightens drama at children's piano recital,1 | |
| "'no way to prevent this,' says only nation where this regularly happens",1 | |
| arby's releases barbara bush tribute edition curly fries,1 | |
| priest regrets vow of celibacy after learning about furries,1 | |
| john kelly hoping prejudiced anti-immigrant comments got him back on trump's good side,1 | |
| quaker scientists formulate world's oldest-fashioned oatmeal,1 | |
| margaret atwood speaks out against anti-abortion legislation in the u.s.,0 | |
| new ferguson judge is finally doing something about abusive court,0 | |
| loser can't even get wife pregnant,1 | |
| trump's new travel ban could hinder research on hiv and mental health,0 | |
| bush dropped out. here's where his voters might go.,0 | |
| 'breitbart' refusing to release names of mass shooting victims in order to prevent them from getting attention,1 | |
| owner tearfully releases american pharoah after triple crown win,1 | |
| romney throws quinceañera for ann in last-minute attempt to get hispanic vote,1 | |
| white terror demands white action: what allies need to do right now for charlottesville,0 | |
| 'saving private ryan' actor tom sizemore arrested for domestic violence,0 | |
| "the center's mike thompson says 'p.s., i love you because...'",0 | |
| panicked keynote speaker suddenly can't remember what future of innovation is,1 | |
| teens find this one hilarious store,1 | |
| "these nikes are nuts, in a good way",0 | |
| justice kennedy out for rest of session with tear in adjudicatory tendon,1 | |
| "obama, rachel goldstein really hitting it off on group trip to israel",1 | |
| man always sleeps with bat beside bed just in case any major league pitchers try to break in,1 | |
| this bracelet lets a dad feel what it's like to be pregnant ... in his wrist,0 | |
| maximum age for strollers raised to 8,1 | |
| kotex introduces new confetti popper tampons for ringing in the new year,1 | |
| stock market soars after investors decide that would be fun thing to make happen today,1 | |
| area man has always had soft spot for puck,1 | |
| casual christian accepts christ as his lord but not his savior,1 | |
| beekeeper slowly becoming bee hoarder,1 | |
| great-grandmother actually not that great,1 | |
| eric bolling tells bill o'reilly not to use his son's death as political cover,0 | |
| obama to name former procter & gamble executive as va secretary,0 | |
| report: 92% of divorced parents get back together if children ask enough times,1 | |
| historical archives: to-day in american history,1 | |
| somali pirates free 26 asian sailors after 4 years in captivity,0 | |
| viral photo catches alabama cop helping homeless father and son,0 | |
| microsoft is trying to predict the next president,0 | |
| man spends entire marketing meeting nodding,1 | |
| the 5 tax mistakes you're making right now,0 | |
| flu takes down biggest guy in office as warning to rest of staff,1 | |
| joseph gordon-levitt performs 'rhythm nation' almost better than janet jackson herself,0 | |
| the final solution: a thanksgiving message (or ain't too proud to hate),0 | |
| taylor swift left nashville a long time ago folks,0 | |
| vanquished foe's skull makes surprisingly bad wine goblet,1 | |
| bank teller's bad spanish skills thwart attempted robbery,0 | |
| olympic torch used to ignite tibetan protesters,1 | |
| judge totally understands where defendant is coming from,1 | |
| my picks for gospel winners at the grammys,0 | |
| why we should tip service workers generously,0 | |
| obamacare vs. trumpcare: a public health dilemma,0 | |
| sam bee's show explains the gop tax plan 'in terms even a trump kid' can understand,0 | |
| pope starting to suspect bishops getting huge erections during meeting on child sexual abuse might be pedophiles,1 | |
| "nigel, the lonely seabird, dies next to the concrete bird replica he loved for 5 years",0 | |
| slightly overweight middle-aged woman really carrying rest of church choir,1 | |
| ellie goulding perfectly sums up the sheer terror of panic attacks,0 | |
| "zoning committee meets, zones a bunch of shit",1 | |
| club for growth attacks donald trump with new ads in iowa,0 | |
| report: a lot of people's dream is to have sex with a ghost,1 | |
| 'the voice' amends rules to allow votes from those who aren't white landowning males,1 | |
| bigot relieved to learn gays in his state still effectively subhuman,1 | |
| ethan hawke's body found dumped in laurel canyon as 2019 oscar race heats up,1 | |
| 'this is us' is finally going to tell us how jack died,0 | |
| the nfl should provide an exemption for medical marijuana,0 | |
| "'he's a stockbroker,' says woman who finds that exciting",1 | |
| democrats and republicans agree more than you'd think about kim davis and abortion rights,0 | |
| dwight howard on helping to empower and educate girls in east africa,0 | |
| 1930s comedian pretty sure he's outsmarted murphy bed,1 | |
| robin wright explains why she fought for equal pay for 'house of cards',0 | |
| horrible facebook algorithm accident results in exposure to new ideas,1 | |
| 10-pound fetus about to fucking wreck small mom,1 | |
| pringles level at six inches and falling,1 | |
| an art colony thrives on skid row,0 | |
| "person standing far away from burial must have deep, dark secret about deceased",1 | |
| you have to love yourself first,0 | |
| these two men share the beautiful story of how their family was created,0 | |
| entirety of man's personal data protected by reference to third season of 'the west wing',1 | |
| sitcom characters still in shock after christmas episode proves existence of santa claus,1 | |
| dozens of black-rubber-clad masochists line up outside capitol for paul ryan's job,1 | |
| "guns are 'the ultimate public health crisis,' howard dean tells democratic convention",0 | |
| time is 'running out' as great barrier reef hit by another mass bleaching,0 | |
| frederick's of anchorage debuts crotchless long underwear,1 | |
| 10 ways to deal with a difficult coworker,0 | |
| donald trump is winning at being the butt of late-night tv jokes,0 | |
| marc summers realizes police will immediately look for body in giant pile of mashed potatoes,1 | |
| royal baby spits up on great-grandmother,1 | |
| death results in great deal of paperwork,1 | |
| 5 lessons from chibok,0 | |
| woman on gym treadmill cranks incline up to 90 degrees,1 | |
| how the gotham typeface came to define our era,0 | |
| cbs laugh track threatens walkout,1 | |
| "when disaster strikes, mothers and newborns are the most vulnerable",0 | |
| "gaunt, hollow-eyed big bird enters sixth day of hunger strike against proposed trump budget",1 | |
| "newly engaged couple receives incredible outpouring of insincerity from family, friends",1 | |
| our american life,0 | |
| new walgreens facebook plugin allows users to see what prescriptions friends are picking up,1 | |
| eric trump says those who oppose his dad are 'not even people',0 | |
| joe biden urges people to watch how their senators vote on gun bills,0 | |
| "government bails out dow jones with 10,000 points",1 | |
| nas talks 'ghostbusters'-inspired lines and sartorial heroes,0 | |
| 'spongebob' fans will love this pineapple-shaped villa in punta cana,0 | |
| withholding child abuse emails further damages tarnished telegraph,0 | |
| "is 'having it all' possible for dads, too?",0 | |
| "hmm, there may be a link between vaccines and political pandering",0 | |
| woman sensitive about that thing on her face,1 | |
| jason momoa reveals he spent months becoming useless dumbass to get into character for 'aquaman',1 | |
| hurry! early black friday deals have already started on amazon,0 | |
| missing girl's family really hates to part with reward,1 | |
| 4 back-to-school myths about college textbooks,0 | |
| area twentysomething disillusioned with disillusionment,1 | |
| the best far-flung hotels worth the trip,0 | |
| report: most americans have fewer than 5 hobbies saved for retirement,1 | |
| "so, you're gonna do chemo?",0 | |
| poignant dying words wasted on dumbshit nephew,1 | |
| george h.w. bush's casket completes log flume journey to u.s. capitol,1 | |
| coal now too expensive to put in christmas stockings,1 | |
| "'no way to prevent this,' says only nation where this regularly happens",1 | |
| report: majority of americans experience profound sense of dread when asked to name favorite music,1 | |
| if you see a muslim at the airport,0 | |
| "j balvin, nicky jam say they changed the notion that reggaetón is misogynist",0 | |
| pair of 26-year-olds hit it off after learning they have student loans from same bank,1 | |
| people sick of 'thoughts and prayers' demand action after florida school shooting,0 | |
| ukraine at a crossroads: could putin lose his job over mishandling the crisis?,0 | |
| my kids eat chicken nuggets (and other parenting atrocities),0 | |
| a stranger was bleeding in the parking lot. this man saved his life with a shirt and a bear hug,0 | |
| study: 74% of home contractors end up accidentally walling themselves in during housing construction,1 | |
| "'what about you, are you on my team?' trump asks george washington portrait",1 | |
| area man got so wasted and abusive last night,1 | |
| principal: adding lgbt club would 'create bullying',0 | |
| blind date pronounces every syllable of word 'comfortable',1 | |
| madonna compares donald trump 'nightmare' to being dumped by an ex-lover,0 | |
| bernie sanders to propose new rule requiring fair prices for taxpayer-funded drugs,0 | |
| former 'bachelorette' ali fedotowsky expecting first baby with fiancé kevin manno,0 | |
| new workplace diversity initiative kills one white employee every hour on the hour until more minority candidates hired,1 | |
| man panics after reaching age where parents prematurely started family,1 | |
| man looking for job that plays to his natural talent for half-assing things,1 | |
| "jeb poverty plan would end food stamps, let states sort things out",0 | |
| german fairy tale ends predictably,1 | |
| camera falls out of love with melanie griffith,1 | |
| 10 reasons you should care about d.c. voting rights,0 | |
| students send hilarious tweets to superintendent thanking him for snow day,0 | |
| man sleeps through his stop on elevator,1 | |
| 50 ethical businesses to support on black friday,0 | |
| zachary quinto uses fake name at starbucks. customer gets steamed.,0 | |
| buy or rent? and where to park your down payment until you decide?,0 | |
| u.s. defense secretary: 'i am in love',1 | |
| petition to censure trump gains momentum,0 | |
| bitcoin plunge reveals possible vulnerabilities in crazy imaginary internet money,1 | |
| elderly man looks even sadder when smiling,1 | |
| find the best new beauty product for your zodiac sign,0 | |
| man attempting to determine whether restaurant closed without getting too close,1 | |
| saudi women receive husbands' explicit permission to celebrate right to vote,1 | |
| dad's been on a parenting kick lately,1 | |
| "in deep red territory, constituents grill congressman in fiery town hall",0 | |
| widespread power outage strikes detroit,0 | |
| new planet discovered 400 light years away from public's interest,1 | |
| robots speak out against asimov's first law of robotics,1 | |
| wife too busy videotaping elk attack to save husband's life,1 | |
| a good news story about 'imperfect' pregnancy,0 | |
| ronald reagan endorses 'pill lady' for president,1 | |
| man who skipped airport's moving walkway immediately realizes what an arrogant fool he's been,1 | |
| concerts held to wish world's poor good luck,1 | |
| fbi calls for increased surveillance powers to keep pace with evolving threat of presidential administrations,1 | |
| "despite the ugliness, i am staying hopeful in trump's america",0 | |
| austria and germany open borders to migrants offloaded by hungary,0 | |
| report: revolving door gave goldman access to fed secrets,0 | |
| ethics group blasts pence for using government travel for colts stunt,0 | |
| hooded members of congress drown another love child in potomac to prevent affair from getting out,1 | |
| gop leaders say they're not giving up on repeal vote this week,0 | |
| a museum in germany is asking designers to give peace a new sign,0 | |
| hush falls over prison population as madoff stabs cellmate in throat,1 | |
| he looks at tuberculosis death toll and wonders why you're not worried,0 | |
| the first family looked exceptionally stylish on easter sunday. obvi.,0 | |
| avoiding popular songs somehow accomplishment for local man,1 | |
| libertarian candidate embraces his role as spoiler in pennsylvania election,0 | |
| bill clinton: trump attacks on hillary clinton 'fact-free',0 | |
| tiny horse lives large with labrador pal,0 | |
| your fafsa questions answered,0 | |
| raising a special child,0 | |
| panicked newborn didn't realize breathing would be on apgar test,1 | |
| michigan's congressional hopefuls worry about the next flint,0 | |
| man looks on helplessly as friend tells him story he's already heard,1 | |
| "study: us cities have worse inequality than mexico, with rich and poor living side-by-side",0 | |
| hacker just going to fix a few annoying typos on company's website before stealing customer data,1 | |
| dot declares pothole too perfect to fill,1 | |
| koch brothers encouraging youth to make voices heard by registering super pac,1 | |
| south carolina governor signs 20-week abortion ban,0 | |
| serena williams knocked out of olympics in stunning third-round loss,0 | |
| laffy taffy sponsors every cobblestone at 9/11 memorial,1 | |
| dog doesn't realize he just graduated,1 | |
| town hall attendees still standing patiently waiting for their questions to be answered,1 | |
| 'monster' cyclone leaves trail of devastation in vanuatu,0 | |
| "weird kid opts to sit perfectly still, let universe decide his fate after teacher instructs class to pair up",1 | |
| david letterman on why he doesn't care that much about television anymore,0 | |
| public assured escaped convict has 24 years of rehabilitation under his belt,1 | |
| search for 'kick-ass shelves' continues,1 | |
| jack palance still dead at 87,1 | |
| male substitute teacher with ponytail cloaked in mystery,1 | |
| "rick moranis to star in straight-to-video release honey, i shrunk some more shit",1 | |
| mobile news crew reports on own van breaking down,1 | |
| whoops! selfie snapper smashes sculpture days after exhibit opens,0 | |
| ahmadinejad signs on as dean at sarah lawrence,1 | |
| new 10-10-911 saves emergency victims up to 30 percent,1 | |
| facebook friend apparently dead now,1 | |
| xylophonist shredding it,1 | |
| the resume secret it takes a lifetime to learn,0 | |
| freshman dorm kept cool by 870 fans,1 | |
| father spends joyful afternoon throwing son around backyard,1 | |
| "teach, stream, be acquired: why online education investors are hot for teacher",0 | |
| 3 things i needed to hear when i weighed 300 pounds,0 | |
| david brock urges cbs to reopen review of discredited benghazi report,0 | |
| is france right to ban the burkini?,0 | |
| area woman fulfills dream of becoming writer by getting job at bookstore,1 | |
| issa rae is 'tired' of constantly being asked about the black experience,0 | |
| lisa frank is now fighting the patriarchy (with rainbow kittens),0 | |
| once again: can a mission-driven nonprofit be blindsided?,0 | |
| "report: only 47,000 social justice milestones to go before u.s. achieves full equality",1 | |
| gold medal burgers you have to make for labor day,0 | |
| huffpost rise: what you need to know on june 9,0 | |
| "beijing, brazil, 7-1: awareness shift in soccer, society",0 | |
| counting down the seconds until putin betrays trump,0 | |
| last living tamagotchi dies in captivity,1 | |
| incredible new year's celebrations around the world,0 | |
| "no work, no justice",0 | |
| transgender troops are fighting for this country. will our country fight for them?,0 | |
| trump the globalist plutocrat,0 | |
| michael cohen completes first stage of intricate plan to break incarcerated brother out of prison from inside,1 | |
| supercuts now offering to give customers baths for $14.99,1 | |
| parents peeved their kids' hatchimals are cursing up a storm,0 | |
| the washington post walks back report of steve bannon 'confrontation',0 | |
| hope solo shows off zika defense armor for rio olympics,0 | |
| revlon unveils new age-defying monster makeup,1 | |
| the single greatest threat to our national security is donald trump,0 | |
| law-abiding citizen keeps herself on track with weekly cheat day,1 | |
| wanda hallburton's gps guide for positive self-talk,0 | |
| why i chose an african publisher over a western one,0 | |
| 11 excellent books in the brand new kirkus collections,0 | |
| 104-year-old reveals secret to long life being cursed by witch to wander earth eternally,1 | |
| the sanders phenomenon,0 | |
| row of dusty playstation 2 games continues reign at top of book shelf,1 | |
| tourists not leaving landmark until all permutations of groups and cameras exhausted,1 | |
| erik estrada big in mexico,1 | |
| 'new hampshire' episode 3: how the heroin crisis is bleeding into the primary,0 | |
| stephen king stuck at book signing for hours writing personalized novels for line of fans,1 | |
| "these folks had a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad time tapping this keg",0 | |
| "quaaludes are back, reports quaalude-taking journalist",1 | |
| how to safely thaw a turkey,0 | |
| dnc honors historic nominee by dropping broken glass shards from ceiling,1 | |
| this guy gave his girlfriend a mcnugget bouquet and we're lovin' it,0 | |
| disney rehires director james gunn as part of company-wide push towards embracing pedophilia,1 | |
| showerhead self-conscious about single jet that sprays sideways,1 | |
| 6 things i've decided to stop stressing about,0 | |
| how one mom taught her 7-year-old daughter to accept her natural beauty,0 | |
| detainees sue private prison over forced labor,0 | |
| bashar al-assad introduces syrian bike-sharing program,1 | |
| russian officials scrambling as plan to delegitimize western democracy moving way faster than intended,1 | |
| beer aisle scanned for something asshole friend won't mock,1 | |
| jon favreau tapped to write and produce live-action 'star wars' series,0 | |
| boeing lays off only guy who knows how to keep wings on plane,1 | |
| 'f**k muzlim' and 'terroist' spray-painted on muslim man's car,0 | |
| hillary clinton calls for michigan gov. rick snyder to resign or be recalled,0 | |
| panicked studio delays 'man of steel' to get more shots of people looking up in awe,1 | |
| cowpoke lassoes calf while perched on moving cop car,0 | |
| missing girl elected to aruban parliament,1 | |
| here's some ways to get teachers to support lgbt students,0 | |
| "convention-goer removes name tag, vanishes back into world of anonymous hilton orlando guests",1 | |
| helping ukraine: how?,0 | |
| new report finds voters have no idea how outraged they supposed to be about anything anymore,1 | |
| texas to execute man for murdering boy and drinking his blood,0 | |
| "marti noxon poured her own life into 'to the bone,' a movie about anorexia",0 | |
| kirsten dunst opens up about the life of a child star,0 | |
| genealogists find 99% of people not related to anyone cool,1 | |
| man who downloaded $2.99 meditation app prepares to enter lotus plane of eternal serenity,1 | |
| this is why so many boomers are delaying retirement,0 | |
| pawn-shop customer plans to buy toaster back,1 | |
| photographer assumes endless identities in her mother's clothes,0 | |
| "wine glasses, burnt-down candles, strewn rose petals suggest dolphins courting pete carroll",1 | |
| "like issa rae, i'm also 'rooting for everybody black'",0 | |
| "keith ellison, first muslim congressman, carries clock in solidarity with ahmed",0 | |
| "man fishes for legendary, elusive compliment",1 | |
| friend from college wasted no time becoming white-collar professional,1 | |
| obama responds to 8-year-old who has really big 'politics worries',0 | |
| "handlers constantly reminding gingrich to stay on uninspiring, belittling message",1 | |
| clinton sold,1 | |
| "during the debate, these two did the unthinkable and united the country",0 | |
| most hillary clinton voters think the allegations against bill clinton are credible,0 | |
| man who threatened to move to canada before election still here,1 | |
| weird coworker apparently likes walking two miles to work every day,1 | |
| this women pulled out all the stops to land her dream job,0 | |
| this democratic congressman is adopting obama's overtime rules,0 | |
| hip-hop legends salt-n-pepa want more women in rap today,0 | |
| spotify and bumble will finally let you judge potential dates based on their music taste,0 | |
| this town is becoming hogsmeade for one magical 'harry potter' weekend,0 | |
| limited-edition russet potato comes with certificate of authenticity,1 | |
| "restaurant teaches former inmates to cook, helps them get back on their feet",0 | |
| an mtv 'cribs'-style tour of pluto,0 | |
| friday talking points -- gop anti-trump rants,0 | |
| family moves elderly aunt into subconscious,1 | |
| doctor has troubling amount of available appointment slots,1 | |
| report: iran less than 10 years away from 2016,1 | |
| nfl players buy xbox for 10-year-old boy wearing colin kaepernick jersey,0 | |
| u.s. reverses course and offers new dates for nato talks,0 | |
| "heroin deaths are surging, but deadliest drugs still come in pill bottles",0 | |
| character witness told he doesn't have what it takes to be star witness,1 | |
| america's favorite mexican food chain is... not chipotle. not even close.,0 | |
| top official resigns from trump epa with scathing letter,0 | |
| chili's introduces savory new 200-times-baked potatoes,1 | |
| distracted priest pronounces couple 'man and plumbing problem',1 | |
| 34-year-old man may as well keep pursuing dream at this point,1 | |
| trump demands investigation into whether clintons gave him non-registry wedding gift in 2005,1 | |
| "univision anchor booed at commencement after speaking spanish, mentioning trump",0 | |
| border patrol violence must stop,0 | |
| woman in waiting area feels twinge of betrayal while watching her hairdresser making small talk with another,1 | |
| trump boys beg father to nominate g.i. joe action figure cobra commander for va secretary,1 | |
| eu awards sakharov prize to yazidi women who escaped isis,0 | |
| serial killer clearly gunning for 'parking lot butcher' nickname,1 | |
| why employees should use collaboration tools at work,0 | |
| 7 ways to build a community using data-driven narratives,0 | |
| cobweb-covered skeleton gripping senate desk expected to seek 15th term,1 | |
| "girl gone wild actually just regular girl, only more insecure and drunk",1 | |
| second-semester fling leads to first-trimester abortion,1 | |
| the predictable blowback from supporting sectarian authoritarianism in bahrain,0 | |
| 2 guys do laundry for homeless to provide them dignity and clean socks,0 | |
| rehabilitated otter released back into food chain,1 | |
| texas lieutenant governor introduces anti-lgbtq bathroom bill,0 | |
| christian juggler regrets years wasted as secular juggler,1 | |
| terry gilliam barbecue plagued by production delays,1 | |
| philandering string theorist can explain everything,1 | |
| "25 hilarious, adorable and just plain strange quotes from kids",0 | |
| nation's voyeurs watch women's march on washington from bushes,1 | |
| "castro leaves hospital two years younger, four inches taller",1 | |
| "restaurant bans tips, will pay servers a livable wage",0 | |
| pabst drinker celebrates pabst purchase with pabst,1 | |
| sony hack reveals maureen dowd showed sony exec's husband column before publication,0 | |
| huffpost's instagram: what's new,0 | |
| trump touts success of singapore summit after securing $10 billion trade deal to sell nuclear warheads to north korea,1 | |
| "army vet accused of murder came to nyc to kill black men, cops say",0 | |
| latina business owner faces death threats for appearing onstage at donald trump rally,0 | |
| so-called 'giant' mouse actually baby kangaroo,1 | |
| god damns minnesota vikings as requested,1 | |
| pregnant woman glows with rage,1 | |
| how laramie's lgbt decision awakens us,0 | |
| time magazine's rape crisis article,0 | |
| "18,000 sports fans doing whatever dancing fluorescent chicken tells them",1 | |
| "on this week's best-dressed list, lupita nyong'o steals the show",0 | |
| donald trump says our schools are 'flush with cash.' they're falling apart!,0 | |
| trump keeps citing a paris agreement study that seriously misses the point,0 | |
| congress races against time to avoid yet another shutdown,0 | |
| nation's prospective college applicants go straight to princeton review's 'best college radio station' rankings,1 | |
| "his name is ahmed mohamed, not 'clock kid'",0 | |
| asian guy has separate group of just asian friends,1 | |
| ivanka trump's nordstrom sales reportedly dropped over 70 percent right before the election,0 | |
| "ryan zinke apologizes for misuse of government funds by sending ethics committee $160,000 vase",1 | |
| "elderly woman to teeter, quiver",1 | |
| author to use water as metaphor,1 | |
| one place you won't find the confidence gap,0 | |
| "private prison company backs super pacs for donald trump, senate republicans",0 | |
| "oh, no!!! watch mr. bill, gumby and pokey get buried in blizzard time lapse",0 | |
| banking reform measure prevents chick-fil-a from calling itself a bank,1 | |
| suspect spills beans about planned burglary in mistaken 911 call,0 | |
| conscious business trumps the president's paris decision,0 | |
| video breaks down how 'whiteness' as a construct shaped the election,0 | |
| an open letter to my 3 extraordinary brown girls,0 | |
| is turkey drifting between isis & putin?,0 | |
| philip morris scientists discover 'pussy lung' virus,1 | |
| slow-thinking bystander weighing pros and cons of pulling man out of river,1 | |
| forget 'looking' -- one of our favorite queer web series is back,0 | |
| teachers union claims the 'trump effect' is warping kids' minds,0 | |
| man accused of molesting 5 kids,0 | |
| the prospects for mediation between saudi arabia and iran,0 | |
| how good do you want to be?,0 | |
| ted cruz hits the panic button: 'we could lose both houses of congress',0 | |
| nate silver projects super tuesday results using microscopic electorate grown in petri dish,1 | |
| new evidence suggests ancient egyptians only ever visited pyramids when friends were in from out of town,1 | |
| microsoft's solitaire is turning 25!,0 | |
| the very best part of an internet-free family vacation,0 | |
| "rowdy, raunchy, jet-setting barbados can be more affordable than you might think",0 | |
| trump vows extensive search to find new dhs director with ideal personality disorders,1 | |
| conspiracy theorist starting to think racism may be institutionalized in america,1 | |
| nation delighted as many famous people in same room together,1 | |
| 32-year-old still not entirely sure where body stands with lactose,1 | |
| here's the candidate who could help bernie sanders' dreams come true,0 | |
| artists are drawing the faces of marginalized people in an effort to spread love,0 | |
| "in many states, a long-awaited raise for low-paid workers",0 | |
| why i don't want to have it all,0 | |
| the secrets behind the alvin ailey american dance theater,0 | |
| thousands protest wisconsin's right-to-work bill at the state's capitol,0 | |
| jeff bezos' heart breaks a little reading albany's amazon headquarters pitch,1 | |
| wedding guest blissfully unaware she barely made the cut,1 | |
| baldwin's trump boasts on 'snl' he's running country like a waffle house,0 | |
| why so many whites think they are discriminated against,0 | |
| retiree purchases recliner he'll eventually die in,1 | |
| 'it's a wonderful life' was almost too racy for theaters,0 | |
| these award-winning wedding photos stand out from the pack,0 | |
| "in final machiavellian masterstoke, area woman adds 'no gifts, please' to bottom of invitation",1 | |
| this is how you visualize the heartbeat of a city,0 | |
| barbara boxer tells bob corker it's 'reckless' and 'irresponsible' to vote now on iran bill,0 | |
| lady gaga set to perform david bowie tribute at the grammys,0 | |
| street-smart teen dies in library,1 | |
| friday's morning email: inside trump's presser for the ages,0 | |
| recovery expressions that blew my mind,0 | |
| ivanka trump and marco rubio's paid leave plan is a disaster for women,0 | |
| arizona republicans want to prosecute protesters the same way they do terrorists,0 | |
| area woman always has backup problem just in case,1 | |
| new stem education initiative inspires girls to earn less than men in scientific career,1 | |
| "dozens of endangered seals wash up dead, starving on california beaches",0 | |
| report: recently laid-off workers not doing enough to help economy,1 | |
| where's the ref? fifa -- a sports body playing without rules,0 | |
| could cannabis prevent childhood seizures?,0 | |
| these latinos' reactions to 'coco' prove representation matters,0 | |
| the 'gilmore girls' cast reunited at atx and it was magical,0 | |
| clive cussler realizes latest novel not thrilling 3 hours after sending it to printer,1 | |
| holocaust film appeals to believers and skeptics alike,1 | |
| 'snl' stars have the perfect comeback to trump's angry tweets,0 | |
| report: white house overruled intelligence officials for rejecting saudi prince's top secret security clearance,1 | |
| olay introduces new line of pre-moisturized skin,1 | |
| suspects chased by cops spin doughnuts on hollywood street,0 | |
| signature wedding cocktail provides guests with another thing to quietly make fun of,1 | |
| man cites nature as inspiration for random cruelty,1 | |
| evangelical voters don't care that trump's not religious,0 | |
| report: tv teens 15 times more likely to crack wise than real teens,1 | |
| police: man fatally shoots self while demonstrating how to clean gun,0 | |
| very specific food pyramid recommends two to three shrimp scampis per year,1 | |
| "'the bachelor' season 21, episode 4: here to make friends podcast",0 | |
| "religious leaders, groups are appalled by trump's immigration orders",0 | |
| trump holds third real press conference,0 | |
| historical archives: humor in shackles,1 | |
| breaking: has the word 'breaking' lost all its meaning?,1 | |
| "kimmel, atop scorched earth, takes aim at trump over health care bill",0 | |
| peeping tom tired of watching people watch television,1 | |
| what we know so far about the new white house org chart,0 | |
| 8-month-old sick of staring at pooh's smug face all day,1 | |
| over-hydrated terrier proud owner of six city blocks,1 | |
| "florida woman crashes wedding, and it doesn't end well",0 | |
| nation excited to see whatever bile the internet spews up today,1 | |
| "election day is less than a week away, and we still don't know james comey's next move",0 | |
| whale won't shut up about time it was beached,1 | |
| what happens to the dreamers now?,0 | |
| report: most americans' retirement plans consist of hoping their random junk turns out to be collector's item worth millions,1 | |
| nick jonas breaks silence on olivia culpo split,0 | |
| 'brain games' recalls thousands of defective word puzzles that gave users alzheimer's,1 | |
| anti-drug senators criticized for 'sham' hearing on legal marijuana,0 | |
| sanders says clinton's platform could determine how much he would campaign for her,0 | |
| nation's economists quietly evacuating their families,1 | |
| james corden and harry styles kiss for holiday-themed 'carpool karaoke',0 | |
| joe biden has strong words for betsy devos after her title ix announcement,0 | |
| "in this cleveland family, anti-trump doesn't always mean pro-clinton",0 | |
| army soldier's lover allegedly stabbed his wife to death: fbi,0 | |
| gasoline still inexplicably cheaper than milk,1 | |
| mueller admits a smarter president would've totally found way to stop investigation by now,1 | |
| 'girls' producer: people are 'afraid' of lena dunham 'telling the truth',0 | |
| onlookers gape as daredevil crosses street without basic health insurance,1 | |
| new pompous asshole magazine to compete with cigar aficionado,1 | |
| james gunn debunks 'guardians of the galaxy' paternity rumors,0 | |
| teacher seniority: the seat belts of the education profession,0 | |
| watch: carl reiner professes his love for tina fey: 'she's still sexy',0 | |
| goth kid builds scary-ass birdhouse,1 | |
| controversial christian faction believes jesus was nailed to two parallel pieces of wood,1 | |
| the top 7 destinations for a family vacation,0 | |
| 7-year-old apparently under impression everyone knows who the fuck aunt dee-dee is,1 | |
| mark-paul gosselaar obviously authored own imdb trivia,1 | |
| obama administration facing more opposition to atlantic drilling plans,0 | |
| specifics of hostile takeover fiercely boring,1 | |
| report: 57% of all activism involves petitions to bring back discontinued food items,1 | |
| this is what happens when the pavement is too hot for your dog,0 | |
| it easy to tell what area man will look like as skeleton,1 | |
| "american muslims to fort hood shooter: 'thanks a lot, asshole'",1 | |
| whatsapp finally adds fully-encrypted video calling service,0 | |
| world could face months of chinese market aftershocks,0 | |
| sunday show hosts hit back on trump administration's lies,0 | |
| in celebration of our national anthem's bicentennial,0 | |
| seaworld debuts new controversial orca whale burlesque show,1 | |
| clinton names agriculture secretary: previously unnamed man to be called joseph p. ruckeyser,1 | |
| department of transportation allocates $400 million for national shortcut,1 | |
| international criminal court announces new '3 strikes' genocide policy,1 | |
| police union chief: tamir rice family should use settlement funds on gun education for kids,0 | |
| candidates annoyed to have to take stance on zinc mining,1 | |
| brooklyn's black santa explains why christmas joy has no color,0 | |
| j. k. rowling mocks donald trump with magical 'harry potter' taunt,0 | |
| new yorkers dismayed at election results can seek out 'subway therapy',0 | |
| "woman hires hitman because her grandkids got lice, police say",0 | |
| busy obama sends drone to pick up sasha from school,1 | |
| doctors: cancer patients who watched the onion's amazon pilot daily showed signs of remission,1 | |
| the westernization of emoji,0 | |
| amazon is starting black friday sales a full week early,0 | |
| alleged shooter who killed 8 had long history of domestic violence,0 | |
| ron paul promises to return when country needs him most,1 | |
| mit researchers discover each other,1 | |
| archivists unearth rare early career paul newman salsa,1 | |
| tv executive claims to be looking for edgy,1 | |
| college unveils new media center every month,1 | |
| are voters pining for a third-party candidate? it's complicated.,0 | |
| just area man's luck,1 | |
| new report finds moving to isolated seaside cottage greatly increases productivity,1 | |
| an all-glowed-up 'wizards of waverly place' cast reunites for wedding,0 | |
| woman ejected from bed in cracker-eating incident,1 | |
| want to get shot out of a cannon? call bello the clown,0 | |
| "trump campaign manager faces new allegations of pushing, sexually suggestive comments",0 | |
| "american airlines, us airways merge to form world's largest inconvenience",1 | |
| nation unsure which candidate's plan to destroy the environment will create more jobs,1 | |
| tim kaine clearly ate rocket pop during pence's rebuttal,1 | |
| cinzano poster brings touch of class to shithole,1 | |
| war criminal a grandpa,1 | |
| congress orders clerk to see if he has any in the back,1 | |
| financial burden of cancer can harm quality of life,0 | |
| israeli soldiers open fire on palestinians carrying potentially dangerous injured friends,1 | |
| kasich all but declares 2016 presidential run,0 | |
| pope francis to give historic address to congress,0 | |
| cat dead set on finding way into mirror,1 | |
| pretentious woman refers to slam piece as 'partner',1 | |
| girl you could've slept with pretty successful now,1 | |
| ferguson police officer shot,0 | |
| new snowden revelation could spark turmoil among nations,0 | |
| 15 years of ftc failure to factor privacy into merger reviews,0 | |
| the ayurveda experience in india,0 | |
| changing weather inspires area conversationalist,1 | |
| 96-foot christmas tree goes up in flames,0 | |
| report: excitedly bounding into office remains leading cause of workplace injuries,1 | |
| spilled milk: dishing daphne,0 | |
| paypal back up after suffering from temporary global outage,0 | |
| "listen up, girlfriends: we need each other",0 | |
| ios 9.3 link glitch is ruining some iphones,0 | |
| pope francis warns of 'dangerous' alliance between u.s. and russia,0 | |
| "hillary stays quiet on critical issues, just like in 2008",0 | |
| will trump fire rosenstein? it may not matter.,0 | |
| republicans introduce economic equality bill for fun of shooting it down,1 | |
| agent asks failing actor if he's considered becoming alt-right commentator,1 | |
| inconsiderate woman on bus eating live tuna,1 | |
| smart earplugs aim to improve your sleep quality by taking noise-blocking to the next level,0 | |
| why the teacher walkouts sweeping the country are a feminist issue,0 | |
| area man maps out drinking strategy,1 | |
| butterfly on ankle marks passage into womanhood,1 | |
| divorced friend burning through new hobbies at unsustainable rate,1 | |
| breaking: congressmen walking somewhere,1 | |
| local homemaker fights to overcome rubbermaid addiction,1 | |
| marine biologists train highly intelligent octopus to profitably manage mid-size aluminum goods supplier,1 | |
| data-entry clerk reapplies carmex at 17-minute intervals,1 | |
| 'six million dollar man' star martin e. brooks dead at age 90,0 | |
| leah remini claims she was pressured to bring kevin james into scientology,0 | |
| pentagon planning,0 | |
| can research identify a school that's working?,0 | |
| awe-inspiring photos of military servicewomen walking the runway,0 | |
| a recap of snowden's talk in hawaii (video),0 | |
| "paul ryan's remarkable, personal demand for becoming speaker",0 | |
| james holmes shows up to court wearing glasses with eyeballs dangling out on springs,1 | |
| finding unique accommodations around the world,0 | |
| meghan markle's jeweler is making sure her engagement ring stays one of a kind,0 | |
| he was a friend of mine: jack slater,0 | |
| facebook clarifies site not intended to be users' primary information source,1 | |
| bachelorette party saved by actual firemen,1 | |
| back-to-back broadcasts of 'big' happening on tbs apparently unrelated to death of penny marshall,1 | |
| world leader wondering why he just met with the former governor of massachusetts,1 | |
| metropolitan museum acquires another vase,1 | |
| cow worried it will never live up to father's usda rating,1 | |
| these kids' portraits of the trump administration should hang in a gallery,0 | |
| fcc passes mandatory garofalo/griffin guest-appearance regulation,1 | |
| nbc announces fall cancellation lineup,1 | |
| 'queer eye' emotionally reflects on the unique challenges black gay men face,0 | |
| heat wave forces johnny cash to don black shorts,1 | |
| dickipedia: founder of bikram yoga,0 | |
| new $50 million planetarium opens young minds to wonders of pink floyd,1 | |
| ohio voters will get to decide on legalizing marijuana,0 | |
| "james comey's book pre-sold almost 200,000 copies, source says",0 | |
| mark zuckerberg insists anyone with same skewed values and unrelenting thirst for power could have made same mistakes,1 | |
| aol acquires time-warner in largest-ever expenditure of pretend internet money,1 | |
| these 14 mannequin challenges will get you through election day anxiety,0 | |
| trump calms nerves before inaugural address by reminding himself he's the only person who actually exists,1 | |
| "if ya can't beat 'em, screw 'em: north carolina governor signs bills gutting successor's power",0 | |
| frenzied trump supporters admit they'd be just as happy tearing him to pieces,1 | |
| woman in coffee shop judges a record 147 people,1 | |
| visiting chinese pm presents obama with 'the expendables' on dvd,1 | |
| different waitress brings order,1 | |
| watch this swimmer disappear into winter storm jonas,0 | |
| huffpollster: indiana's gop primary will be a battle between demographics and economics,0 | |
| parent takes out $100 bill in front of wide-eyed 7-year-old,1 | |
| secret service shuts down biden's unofficial white house tour operation,1 | |
| "trump: 'we will fight in afghanistan until victorious, or i change my mind, get distracted, look bad, or get bored'",1 | |
| woman didn't know progress on toxic masculinity would turn boyfriend into such a weepy little pansy,1 | |
| eric swalwell wins re-election bid,0 | |
| distraught man still finding painful reminders of long-gone hoagie around apartment,1 | |
| kids' adorable observations about the world may have been crucial to their survival,0 | |
| baha'i prayer and quotes about america,0 | |
| protecting the southeast side and all of chicago,0 | |
| "extra, extra! how to get your face on screen",0 | |
| "danny devito a lot taller, thinner in person",1 | |
| u.s. foreign policy: react to fear or lead with love?,0 | |
| granta derided by philistines,1 | |
| donald trump calls kim jong un a 'smart cookie',0 | |
| reinventing win-win-win business relationships,0 | |
| following the money: energy dollars hard at work on capitol hill,0 | |
| a way to win: election talk with celinda lake,0 | |
| 7 things my intergenerational office taught me about friendship,0 | |
| man huffs keyboard spray after crash as cop watches,0 | |
| brooke shields put to sleep,1 | |
| 'game of thrones' star maisie williams claps back at sexist headline,0 | |
| chocolate pudding up $2 a barrel,1 | |
| this 11-year-old perfectly sums up the problems in ferguson,0 | |
| trump is delivering the politicized judiciary republicans dreamed about,0 | |
| report: no gay people actually refer to selves as 'same-sex couple',1 | |
| 8 techie things everyone over 50 needs to know,0 | |
| parkland deputy who didn't engage school shooter told other officers to stay away,0 | |
| pectoral muscles targeted by fitness fundamentalists,1 | |
| "less pay, more weekend? some americans are ready to say yes",0 | |
| man dies falling from wall after cops use taser during chase,0 | |
| woman assaulted by celebrity just needs to sit tight for 40 years until dozens more women corroborate story,1 | |
| victor hugo's les lunchables to hit broadway,1 | |
| design in startups from the get-go,0 | |
| houghton mifflin harcourt releases new leather-bound philip roth,1 | |
| hillary clinton taps pusha t for voter registration drive,0 | |
| julie andrews: i've 'just always' been an lgbtq ally,0 | |
| god pissed solar eclipse not visible from heaven,1 | |
| johnson & johnson wins reversal of $72 million verdict over talc cancer risks,0 | |
| hydraulic press crushes every ounce of cheer out of the holidays,0 | |
| democratic party gives bernie sanders bigger role in shaping its platform,0 | |
| "passage of health care reform brings democrat-republican score to 317,622-318,047",1 | |
| area man reduced to this,1 | |
| read live updates from the confirmation hearings of several trump cabinet picks,0 | |
| artist merges genders with her late lover as ultimate artistic collaboration (nsfw),0 | |
| trump announces he'll pay legal fees of any rally attendee who beats up ted cruz,1 | |
| wither the democrats?,0 | |
| north korean prisoners temporarily put into american detention camp to help ease shock of return,1 | |
| scientists discover portal to outside world,1 | |
| sacha baron cohen rolls up to 'grimsby' premiere in his underwear,0 | |
| ultra-snuggly 'big hero 6' pillow hugs you right to sleep,0 | |
| body found may be of missing 3-year-old left outside by dad: police,0 | |
| mom holds knife to throat of dinner guest who offered to help with dishes,1 | |
| can blind auditions change the ratio of women in tech journalism?,0 | |
| david chase analyzes 'the sopranos' ending shot-by-shot,0 | |
| progressive parents allow child to choose how he's ostracized by peers,1 | |
| 84 great danes rescued in new hampshire in 'worst' squalor,0 | |
| top climate change doubter didn't mention that oil companies were paying him,0 | |
| 5 million illegal immigrants to realize dreams of having deportation deferred,1 | |
| nephew surprised by how much bigger aunt has gotten since last year,1 | |
| 'got' season finale hints at appearance of that one big character,0 | |
| fourth death in new york legionnaire's disease outbreak,0 | |
| poll: 63% of americans say they have a problem with a mormon president who is also mitt romney,1 | |
| north carolina tells supreme court it's giving up fight over 'jim crow' voting law,0 | |
| 'how to get away with murder's' heroine gets more complex,0 | |
| congress allocates $90 million to protect remaining eagles members,1 | |
| will tax reform close the gaps?,0 | |
| jordan klepper channels jon stewart in his own search for sanity,0 | |
| pot products are now so potent they can trigger psychosis,0 | |
| history teacher has unusual favorite president,1 | |
| art object purchased at office depot,1 | |
| rachel leyco bridges the diversity gap in her latest short film,0 | |
| crusted ring around nyquil bottle top coming along nicely,1 | |
| san andreas fault feels terrible for what it's about to do,1 | |
| rediscovering the rock and roll movement that a dictator destroyed,0 | |
| brazilian artists pay tribute to olympic refugee team in stunning murals,0 | |
| 12 portable vegan snacks for when hunger hits,0 | |
| watch: gop hopefuls can't answer 'just one question': would you have invaded iraq?,0 | |
| area man boasts 33 percent more self-absorbency,1 | |
| ex-girlfriend making huge mistake,1 | |
| area man determined to get money's worth from pay toilet,1 | |
| sharon tate's sister rips 'tacky' hilary duff film about manson family murder,0 | |
| australian police charge vatican treasurer over historical sexual assaults,0 | |
| gop statisticians develop new branch of math to formulate scenarios in which trump doesn't win nomination,1 | |
| patrick stewart looks distraught in hideous musical christmas hat,0 | |
| jeff bridges just proved he really is the dude,0 | |
| teen disfigured by catcaller's pipe attack,0 | |
| thomas jefferson impersonator reenacts famous cell phone shouting match with wife,1 | |
| hard times and harder choices,0 | |
| stephen breyer sets supreme court record for most gavels in mouth,1 | |
| hillary clinton threatened by black man,1 | |
| michelle obama renovates van buren workout room,1 | |
| kim kardashian calls out congress for failing to close the 'terror gap',0 | |
| a view to a kill: leopard leaps from tree to attack impala,0 | |
| "doctor asks patient if he would mind having medical student, some of his poker buddies in room for exam",1 | |
| easy vol au vent appetizers with brie and jam,0 | |
| airborne rally car misses hitting world's luckiest dog by just inches,0 | |
| victoria beckham pokes fun at her royal wedding pout in new instagram post,0 | |
| embittered raisin won't shut up about how it could have been wine,1 | |
| "heroic man rushes into movie theater, saves 4 seats",1 | |
| papa john's removes n-word from menus,1 | |
| conan o'brien reveals how donald trump coped when twitter went down,0 | |
| warm temperatures bring hot deals on winter gear,0 | |
| star trek fan pretty sure show stole his idea,1 | |
| kleenex box inadequately covered,1 | |
| romney: democrats lost because they weren't 'proud' enough of obama,0 | |
| sienna miller finds the fake 'american sniper' baby just as humorous as the rest of us,0 | |
| man eating mcchicken sandwich can tell mcdonald's switched up antibiotics,1 | |
| the so-called 'uptick in hate' is fundamentally american,0 | |
| hillary clinton's barking dog impression is totally paw-some,0 | |
| indian prince manvendra singh gohil to open lgbtq center on family's royal grounds,0 | |
| hawaii missile alert update delayed because governor didn't know his twitter password,0 | |
| "otto warmbier, u.s. student freed from north korea, has 'severe' neurological injury",0 | |
| "'c'mon, c'mon,' says matt damon desperately searching for own name on list of imdb user dolphinsoul60's top 100 actors",1 | |
| man with 3 kids going to make great father someday,1 | |
| showerin' real good continues to top bridal style trends of 2017,1 | |
| scientists develop new extra-sloppy peach,1 | |
| closed shop in gentrifying neighborhood to emerge from chrysalis as beautiful gastropub,1 | |
| ice-t and coco talk sex during pregnancy,0 | |
| presidential hopefuls ham it up at iowa state fair,0 | |
| why getting married may help people drink less,0 | |
| nra calls for more common-sense gun deaths,1 | |
| "(video) smg eyes virtual reality tech, dynamic storytelling",0 | |
| this 'trapped' clip is a snapshot of america's thorny abortion laws,0 | |
| 10 behaviors that could launch your career,0 | |
| autism at 16: cookie monster and the coliseum,0 | |
| "nxivm leader struggling to recall exact moment sexual slavery, forced branding turned into something darker",1 | |
| prank changes highway sign to reference 'christmas vacation',0 | |
| used-bookstore owner rises from chair,1 | |
| danny masterson's publicist suggested a woman can't be raped by a man she's in a relationship with,0 | |
| this stepmom and biomom's relationship is parenting #goals,0 | |
| stephen colbert happily takes trump's challenge to 'say it to my face',0 | |
| the old lady and the sea,0 | |
| "for trump, words are stupid things",0 | |
| last-minute advice for parents paying for college - part i,0 | |
| man appalled at date who lied slightly more than him on online dating profile,1 | |
| portrait next to coffin most likely the deceased,1 | |
| starting a small business is anything but routine,0 | |
| area man finally finds bodymate,1 | |
| "no thank you, trump america",0 | |
| proud business owner tapes first customer to wall,1 | |
| beyond the classroom: experiencing technology innovation up-close-and-personal at sxsw,0 | |
| a solution to the massively disengaged workforce [slide deck],0 | |
| dean cain fanpage last updated 8/14/96,1 | |
| the security council's israeli settlement resolution: seven observations,0 | |
| emboldened republicans in kentucky push 20-week abortion ban,0 | |
| swiping right on a hottie? hold on a second,0 | |
| queen elizabeth ii's christmas message: 'light shines in the darkness',0 | |
| drunk birds slur their 'words' just like humans,0 | |
| the fight to bring transparency to california's charter schools,0 | |
| "oscar pistorius is a 'broken man,' psychologist says at sentencing",0 | |
| facialist to the stars accused of hiring a hit man to kill competitor speaks out,0 | |
| stolen tour bus leads police on chase of historic downtown philadelphia,1 | |
| area mom adds ankle weights to already bizarre workout routine,1 | |
| "donald trump misspeaks, calls u.s. a company instead of a country",0 | |
| "american girl recalls 50,000 dolls with chainsaws for hands",1 | |
| how nikki haley helped fuel the homebuilding industry's war on fire sprinklers,0 | |
| kanye west ice cream week returns to new york,0 | |
| senator feinstein wondering if now a good time to disclose 7 highly credible murder allegations against kavanaugh she received weeks ago,1 | |
| area man dead of fries,1 | |
| halliburton given contract to rebuild cheney,1 | |
| "all hail nicole kidman, who won a deserved emmy for 'big little lies'",0 | |
| mom unaware little note she packed with son's lunch getting him beaten up right now,1 | |
| company you've never heard of wants to reward you for your good credit,1 | |
| dog costumed to create illusion of sports-team preference,1 | |
| new bill would limit abortion to cases where procedure necessary to save promising political career,1 | |
| lucky old woman getting wheeled around airport,1 | |
| talk-show host takes brief break from mocking jessica simpson to interview her,1 | |
| global artists come together for anti-trump track celebrating queer love,0 | |
| c-suite men stepping down for 'work-life balance' is no step forward,0 | |
| clinton says badtz-maru may be his favorite sanrio character,1 | |
| americans pool together $945.23 to counteract corporate money's influence in politics,1 | |
| good stock farm: a great new cooking school,0 | |
| massive blast rocks central baghdad,0 | |
| frantic john kerry looks on as teresa slowly lowered into kim jong-un's electric eel tank,1 | |
| emperor penguin demands more smelt,1 | |
| donald trump renominates environmental pick democrats called 'extreme' and 'embarrassing',0 | |
| gop 'ins' alabama representative,1 | |
| are you perpetuating the glass ceiling,0 | |
| 'teddy bear' population makes an awesome recovery,0 | |
| "bloody, detached hand of bears' player still in julius peppers' facemask",1 | |
| trump eyes fracking mogul harold hamm as energy secretary: report,0 | |
| department of the interior sets aside two million acres for car commercials,1 | |
| theory of intelligent school-board design disproven,1 | |
| 'what was he wearing?' why the media needs to ask the right questions about rape and violence,0 | |
| "justice department plans to retry bob menendez for bribery, corruption",0 | |
| "now that we've seen 'gone girl,' does it live up to expectations?",0 | |
| looking for love online? here's the best way to do it,0 | |
| will police unions battle houses of worship or seek reconciliation?,0 | |
| partygoer gets thoughtful,1 | |
| 7 things that always go on sale in september,0 | |
| "israel tells african migrants, asylum-seekers to leave or go to jail",0 | |
| tim cook torn limb from limb by mob of moms demanding to know whether itunes gift cards still active,1 | |
| living life with heart: an interview with tony ducharme,0 | |
| magic-markered initials fail to deter breakroom rice-cake thief,1 | |
| ryan zinke calls for legislation to slow down destruction of wildlife so he can truly savor every minute of it,1 | |
| report: some people live in pennsylvania,1 | |
| sudden death of aunt creates rupture in family gossip pipeline,1 | |
| study predicts 200 feet of sea level rise if all fossil fuels are burned,0 | |
| "oil train derails, spilling crude in columbia river gorge",0 | |
| these sparkly geode lips are about to rock your world,0 | |
| 3 ways you can be a more positive leader,0 | |
| "ben affleck slurs words defending his one true love, tom brady",0 | |
| innocuous thing you did in public prompts inside joke that bonds group of teens for life,1 | |
| am i the only virgin in college?,0 | |
| kid brings joy to louisiana with sneaky newscast dance moves,0 | |
| woman who choked to death alone in apartment kicked out of book club for missing last 2 meetings,1 | |
| woman nervous mom starting to use her as confidant,1 | |
| how bush was blindsided by trump,0 | |
| nation's underfunded public education system to experiment with shortened 6-day school year,1 | |
| "leslie allen merritt jr., suspect in phoenix freeway shootings, says he is 'wrong guy'",0 | |
| dalai lama swears he recognizes guy at party from past life,1 | |
| cupid is stupid,0 | |
| video shows mom kicking child out for voting for trump in mock election,0 | |
| fashion plate smashed,1 | |
| bouncer instructed not to let people like himself in,1 | |
| dancing costumed midgets celebrate death of deng xiaoping,1 | |
| kelsea ballerini believes it's a new era for women in country music,0 | |
| these timelapses of america's fastest-growing cities will make your jaw drop,0 | |
| alabama quietly strikes bo bice day from state calendar,1 | |
| an education revolution in one word,0 | |
| going out on a limb: will the democrats hold onto the senate?,0 | |
| what does the administration's decision to rescind daca mean?,0 | |
| nationwide sympathy pours in for traumatized cnn town hall survivor,1 | |
| steve bannon slurps still-twitching tail into mouth before giving opinion on syria,1 | |
| cruz super pac aims to take out rubio in florida,0 | |
| halliburton employee's pay docked for weeks spent as hostage,1 | |
| song deemed good enough to put girlfriend on shoulders,1 | |
| comic-book superrman impervious to copyediting,1 | |
| a second act: interview with author lesley kagen,0 | |
| freudian physical therapist convinced dream actually about knee,1 | |
| plan for future still involves drumming for lifehouse,1 | |
| "with his new york walkover, donald trump takes a big step toward 1,237",0 | |
| emotional intelligence can boost your career and save your life,0 | |
| how trump should approach u.s.-cuba policy,0 | |
| police officer goes extra mile for kid whose elf on the shelf got stolen,0 | |
| "the primal passions of white supremacy, roy moore and the battle to define america",0 | |
| utah adopts nation's strictest drunk driving law,0 | |
| mesmerizing deep ocean 'symphony' finally identified,0 | |
| "how much beer the world drinks, in 1 interactive globe",0 | |
| wedding couple does lightsaber duel instead of first dance,0 | |
| margaret thatcher's ashes scattered over free market,1 | |
| friday talking points -- utter foolishness,0 | |
| north american children begin summer migration to dad's,1 | |
| terrifying musical number imagines a world without internet,0 | |
| al-qaeda: latest missile attack bears hallmarks of u.s. military,1 | |
| bernie sanders: 'it is not a radical idea' to ask for a $15 minimum wage,0 | |
| 'that's it? what the heck was that?' says dad in scorched-earth review of movie you suggested family watch together,1 | |
| 12 juicy berry recipes that taste like summer,0 | |
| "officials urge americans to sort plastics, glass into separate oceans",1 | |
| u.s. budget deficit to balloon on republican tax cuts: cbo,0 | |
| "gay gene isolated, ostracized",1 | |
| grandma knitting escape ladder,1 | |
| teens: are they laughing at you?,1 | |
| chipper coworker must have eaten breakfast like some big shot,1 | |
| if the culture fits... what zappos and other employers look for in new hires,0 | |
| 'star wars' gopro video shows what it's like to be a jedi in battle,0 | |
| fellow cheerleaders rally cheer of support for recently raped teammate,1 | |
| 15 songs that defined the boomer generation,0 | |
| top german soccer team hit in explosions,0 | |
| slug just taking it easy today,1 | |
| as i watch my daughter grow into the woman she'll become,0 | |
| depressed cat just going through motions of destroying couch,1 | |
| "cutting off politwoops, twitter follows the needs of politicians, not public interest",0 | |
| what's next for jill abramson,0 | |
| entire life of universe flashes before stephen hawking's eyes,1 | |
| the gop theme o' the week,0 | |
| lasik surgery allows baron to see without monocle,1 | |
| is paul ryan helping to support the white supremacist movement?,0 | |
| area woman has no idea she will hate jennifer lawrence 7 years from now,1 | |
| radical cleric acquitted of conspiracy charges,0 | |
| want to become a travel 'hacker'? read this first.,0 | |
| advice for the man who asks me to marry him,0 | |
| new omnigrain cheerios made with every existing grain on earth,1 | |
| philip morris introduces new marlboro sinus pm cigarettes,1 | |
| grin slowly spreads across mom's face as meal revealed to contain healthy ingredients,1 | |
| cindy crawford and her look-alike family show support at charity event,0 | |
| driving instructor has own gas pedal in case student total pussy,1 | |
| "steve allen: gone, forgotten",1 | |
| report: crane operator last remaining fulfilling occupation in u.s.,1 | |
| average time spent being happy drops to 13 seconds per day,1 | |
| republican senator asks if trump is recanting his oath of office,0 | |
| saudis insist missing journalist was already dismembered before he left consulate,1 | |
| systems administrator would so fuck new trainee,1 | |
| lin-manuel miranda to trump: 'you're going straight to hell' for blasting san juan mayor,0 | |
| met janitors hurrying to remove crucified katy perry from museum lobby,1 | |
| study: those who go to college earn more degrees over lifetime than those who do not,1 | |
| previous tenant clearly not bothered by mildew,1 | |
| lazy minor league promotion just 'baseball night at the stadium',1 | |
| dear minnesota football players: stop perpetuating rape culture,0 | |
| fbi warns of 'american dream' scam,1 | |
| advice to enjoy being young came out way sadder than intended,1 | |
| this week in...: 19 hypocrisies and counting,0 | |
| friends place memorial on section of six flags roller coaster track where guest died,1 | |
| compassionate trump issues full presidential pardon for robert mueller,1 | |
| ridley scott describes opening scene of 'blade runner' sequel in impressive detail,0 | |
| jenny slate has the best college story ever,0 | |
| "area man could have sworn randy newman sang welcome back, kotter theme",1 | |
| heroes everywhere are signing a petition to have deadpool host 'snl',0 | |
| trump responds to supreme court abortion ruling,0 | |
| health: how the inevitable telemedicine trend will change healthcare forever,0 | |
| "ohh, trump drained the swamp so the ceo bridge to the white house was clear!",0 | |
| paul ryan renews call to suspend hillary clinton's classified briefings,0 | |
| "in alaska, obama highlights climate change while his decisions draw accusations of 'hypocrisy'",0 | |
| tv critics admit to never having watched the wire,1 | |
| undecided debate viewer waiting until he hears same responses for seventh time before making decision,1 | |
| the music of strangers: a film review by dr. lloyd sederer,0 | |
| matador fatally gored after he trips on cape in french bullring (warning: graphic video),0 | |
| onion social ceo vaporized by wall of light while trying to stop algorithm from self-destructing,1 | |
| "congress may resurrect earmarks. in some states, they never went away",0 | |
| malnutrition rates are up worldwide. here's why.,0 | |
| new debate rules allow for one 15-second strangulation,1 | |
| aquaman is a big fan of trump pulling out of the paris agreement,0 | |
| "u.s. should host 2022 world cup, not qatar",0 | |
| congress names very special prosecutor,1 | |
| nordstrom stopped carrying ivanka trump because no one was buying it,0 | |
| from ball turret gunner to guerilla fighter,0 | |
| buzzfeed to highlight donald trump's media blacklist at gop convention bash,0 | |
| pep-rally skit rumored to involve cross-dressing principal,1 | |
| family feud pollster tired of asking strangers to name a fruit typically served with breakfast,1 | |
| teacher sees potential in student with glasses,1 | |
| "'the case, mr. kerry, give me the case,' demands malaysian ambassador holding dangling john kerry from petronas towers skybridge",1 | |
| "parkland dad has pointed message for oliver north, nra's new president",0 | |
| freddie prinze jr. fan's favorite color also green,1 | |
| cops cleared on corruption charges after implicating decorated police dog,1 | |
| this may be the most disgusting thing you'll see all week (we warned you),0 | |
| up to 60 robbers storm bart train in flash mob hold-up,0 | |
| these retro photos of celebrity moms and daughters will make your heart smile,0 | |
| allies: islamist motive for killing nemtsov is nonsense,0 | |
| the darkness that will outlast donald trump,0 | |
| video appears to show 76er jahlil okafor in street fight,0 | |
| mood of sex dungeon undercut by sight of plug-in air freshener,1 | |
| showers with girlfriend increasingly cleansing-focused,1 | |
| heroin is cheaper than beer and easy to get in pennsylvania,0 | |
| venture fair in athens gives greek entrepreneurs newfound hope,0 | |
| david duchovny dishes on the upcoming 'x-files' miniseries,0 | |
| obamacare enrollees anxiously await supreme court decision that threatens their coverage,0 | |
| women may be more anxious than men at work because they have more to lose,0 | |
| sunday school teacher can already tell which ones going to hell,1 | |
| "republican food stamp bill would cut benefits, but not the size of government",0 | |
| boss thinks female employee might be ready to handle job she's been doing for past 2 years,1 | |
| obama to impose major new regulations on offshore drilling,0 | |
| "new weather channel sitcom about three guys, three girls, one storm system",1 | |
| "move over, katy perry. this nerdy professor has his own closing argument to make for clinton.",0 | |
| this is how it feels to lose a gutsy nfl game,0 | |
| strive for rising expectations,0 | |
| ana's fate rested with an asylum officer who had just been told to doubt her word,0 | |
| supporters defend kirsten gillibrand after trump delivers 'sexist smear',0 | |
| report: everything made in sweatshops,1 | |
| depressed gallup director issues poll asking whether anyone would care whether he lives or dies,1 | |
| man at party comes crawling back to conversation he thought he could do better than,1 | |
| campaign adviser recommends throwing old blanket over romney for debates,1 | |
| 7 things attracting the youth to american manufacturing,0 | |
| guantánamo inmates cheer after learning trump saved their home,1 | |
| burger king's 'who is the king?' vote reportedly angers belgian royal,0 | |
| mom calmly emptying dishwasher as if shrieking argument didn't happen 10 minutes ago,1 | |
| "alexandria ocasio-cortez criticized for preventing 25,000 new york evictions",1 | |
| university of missouri starts reviewing demands from student activists,0 | |
| "man arrested for stealing more than $50,000 in beards from hank williams, jr.",1 | |
| 5-year-old has heart-wrenching reunion with mom after airport detention,0 | |
| north korea successfully harvests wheat in show of growing strength,1 | |
| area grandma enjoys flourishing correspondence with mailer-daemon,1 | |
| obama to speak at memorial service for dallas officers on tuesday,0 | |
| congress can't remember last time it got together and legislated like this,1 | |
| felt board adds clarity to christ's teachings,1 | |
| unemployed single mother in rubio speech told candidate about her problems in confidence,1 | |
| unpopular opinion: why i think the sat is a good thing,0 | |
| here's how obama pulled off a surprise trip to afghanistan,0 | |
| pastor ripped for posting video of woman in wheelchair towed by truck,0 | |
| young football players' brains change after one season,0 | |
| report: 99% of employees would use boss as human shield in event of workplace attack,1 | |
| mike pence: the birther issue is over,0 | |
| kiddie pool falls into disrepair,1 | |
| did trump collude with russia or obstruct justice? probably both,0 | |
| transformer refuses to change back into volkswagen,1 | |
| regal cinemas suddenly realizes it's been playing 'love and other drugs' for two years,1 | |
| the ukraine: what would churchill do?,0 | |
| "'no, take jeb instead,' screams george w. bush while shoving brother into father's grave",1 | |
| self-directed retirement accounts and turnkey rental investing,0 | |
| why underwater homeowners won't be saved by bank of america's $17 billion deal,0 | |
| 3 simple ways to relieve holiday tension with tai chi,0 | |
| stop freaking out about cellulite: the simple question you didn't think to ask,0 | |
| supreme court agrees to hear new jack white album,1 | |
| rep. mike thompson wins re-election,0 | |
| fda relaxes definition of smoothie,1 | |
| old refrigerator unable to control when it releases water anymore,1 | |
| one last ruben studdard reference wafts gently into the cool evening air,1 | |
| the top italy tours for 2015,0 | |
| "three die in grenade attacks in burundi capital, as protests continue",0 | |
| cover letter specifically tailored to company even sadder than generic ones,1 | |
| "colorado church remembers fallen officer, asks forgiveness for shooter",0 | |
| entire facebook staff laughs as man tightens privacy settings,1 | |
| "new study finds link between breastfeeding, always knowing what's right for everyone",1 | |
| netflix switches over to convenient new physical locations,1 | |
| lady gaga and taylor kinney make the polar plunge look pretty hot,0 | |
| why change sucks even when you're middle age,0 | |
| traffic courts are driving inequality in california,0 | |
| un confirms aid convoy bombed in syria near aleppo,0 | |
| international atom registry allows customers to name atom after loved one,1 | |
| china is eating trump's lunch,0 | |
| afi docs fest wraps up,0 | |
| friday's morning email: here's how trump is undermining obamacare,0 | |
| why i can never order from chipotle again,0 | |
| resolute congress passes second amendment again,1 | |
| firefighter and police officer take adorable photos with their newborn,0 | |
| might rbg's trump criticism come home to roost?,0 | |
| responsibilities track man down inside dream,1 | |
| 29-year-old has blast writing his will,1 | |
| sunday roundup,0 | |
| new york and ibiza had a beautiful sexy baby: they called it tel aviv,0 | |
| real-life log flume kills family,1 | |
| iraqi homeowner to wait a while before re-shingling roof,1 | |
| abu ghraib inside joke lost on rest of world,1 | |
| israeli forces kill palestinian youth wielding knife at checkpoint,0 | |
| top hud official worked at cambridge analytica -- but it's not in his bio,0 | |
| report: america still world leader in manufacturing excuses,1 | |
| microwave-popcorn bag a maze of arrows and instructions,1 | |
| area man misses rental car,1 | |
| abc cancels acting with the stars,1 | |
| quantum political scientists hypothesize country headed in both right and wrong directions simultaneously,1 | |
| campaign begins in arizona to make recreational marijuana legal,0 | |
| two-thirds of high- school marching band just pretending to play,1 | |
| scientists finally figure out what hats do,1 | |
| buckingham palace guards impressed by first lady's ability to never crack smile,1 | |
| 84-year-old veteran graduates college with summa cum laude distinction,0 | |
| trump and his press secretary flagrantly lied on their first full day in office. that matters.,0 | |
| why you should stop dreaming,0 | |
| "warm, syrupy pleasure coursing through man's veins after big hit of mattress",1 | |
| trump suggests he could handle press briefings instead of sean spicer,0 | |
| an immigration fight gives jeb bush his best moment of the entire debate season,0 | |
| coworkers currently gchatting about you,1 | |
| it will take more than comey's testimony to sink trump,0 | |
| mom guesses dressbarn closure means she'll just have to go shop with all the sluts over at chico's now,1 | |
| area article nauseous from constant scrolling,1 | |
| grandma jumps into buick for emergency birdseed run,1 | |
| "completely unrealistic tv character has complex, multifaceted personality",1 | |
| new epa chief proposes 30% cut in all carbon-based organisms,1 | |
| 87 killed in violent kerfuffle,1 | |
| gop congressman: 'nobody dies because they don't have access to health care',0 | |
| man worried any crazy person could get hands on congressional seat,1 | |
| working-class silicon valley residents beg onion social to demolish their homes for new headquarters,1 | |
| coworker's girlfriend not as pretty as expected,1 | |
| at&t ceo regrets hiring cohen instead of just dropping a ton of cash at trump international hotel like everyone else,1 | |
| what does real equality look like?,0 | |
| nasa: voyager-1 has officially carried remains of joan crawford outside solar system,1 | |
| the 'dead poets society' spoof on 'saturday night live' was a gory bloodfest,0 | |
| magical rainbow ring caught on camera from drone,0 | |
| 5 ways to make sense of your running data,0 | |
| new study finds most of earth's oxygen used for complaining,1 | |
| "report: ugh, no one would care anyway",1 | |
| comedy cellar holds night for male comedians to workshop sexual harassment apologies,1 | |
| u.s-russian plan calls for syria ceasefire starting saturday,0 | |
| "pretty little liars 501: ""escape from new york""",0 | |
| "'my work here is done,' smiles contented bannon before bursting into millions of spores",1 | |
| katy perry's 'birthday' music video ruins all birthday parties,0 | |
| young and entrepreneurial: serial developer and scholly cto nick pirollo,0 | |
| woman speaks for record-breaking 8 hours without being interrupted by man,1 | |
| the u.s. military has created its own tinderbox in africa,0 | |
| nfl star shows off insane speed on treadmill,0 | |
| why statehouse interns are especially vulnerable to sexual harassment,0 | |
| people are going nuts over disturbingly realistic penis lipsticks,0 | |
| kit harington just made his proposal to rose leslie sound pretty nsfw,0 | |
| let this cute cat in funny wigs remind you the world isn't all bad,0 | |
| "katie ledecky, 18-year-old u.s. swimming sensation, accidentally breaks world record",0 | |
| kendrick lamar becomes first rapper to win pulitzer prize for editorial cartooning,1 | |
| speaker ryan's challenger receives $1 million boost,0 | |
| is moderation just an excuse to eat crap?,0 | |
| 'paw patrol' writers defend episode where german shepherd cop shoots unarmed black lab 17 times in back,1 | |
| where you can listen to prince online in honor of the late music icon,0 | |
| mad lit professor puts finishing touches on bloomsday device,1 | |
| 14 photos show the utter bravery of serving while trans,0 | |
| gop congresswoman questions the need for government-funded research on gun violence,0 | |
| man insists facebook friend actually reads 'why palestinians are sub-human' article before commenting on it,1 | |
| microsoft: russian hackers exploiting windows flaw,0 | |
| 2015 mix queer experimental film festival coming to nyc,0 | |
| beyond marriage equality: the next fight for lgbt rights,0 | |
| "3,500-year-old dagger was used as a doorstop",0 | |
| holiday dinner wines for any budget from a nw resort sommelier,0 | |
| 'anchor babies' and the gop's manifest destiny politics,0 | |
| banksy hospitalized with third-degree burns after attempting to cash self-destructing check,1 | |
| friend of friend better friend than friend,1 | |
| frustrated nursing student unable to draw blood without draining entire body,1 | |
| advertising executive gets in touch with inner-child demographic,1 | |
| "dog lets baby climb all over him, continues being this little man's best friend",0 | |
| "global hijabista style, from the afghan burqa to the cover of a fashion magazine",0 | |
| husband pretty sure he hooked up gas stove correctly,1 | |
| worst person woman knows pregnant,1 | |
| please stop blaming women for making less money than men,0 | |
| local household announces plans to overdo halloween again,1 | |
| barcelona holds huge protest in support of refugees,0 | |
| the latest episode in our favorite queer web series for kids is here,0 | |
| paul newman dies after consuming 51 hard-boiled eggs,1 | |
| diners slightly unnerved that waitress didn't write down order,1 | |
| nation celebrates awkward 'take your illegitimate daughter to work' day,1 | |
| global political crises boil down to two words: fossil fuels,0 | |
| god urges rick perry not to run for president,1 | |
| 'black panther' passes the $500-million mark at the box office,0 | |
| how teachers can save thousands on their student loans,0 | |
| ted cruz stuck in nosebleed seats at senate campaign rally,1 | |
| nation too terrified to look at what trump's recent rise in polls attributed to,1 | |
| getting off the t train,0 | |
| area woman wants to be singer or actor or whatever,1 | |
| why director brent roske traded hollywood for iowa,0 | |
| privacy activists rally to apple's defense over fbi data demand,0 | |
| ridiculous reason women are excluded from exercise studies,0 | |
| the trailer for netflix's 'richie rich' reboot is here,0 | |
| political scientists discover new form of government,1 | |
| loretta lynch: spike in anti-muslim hate crimes is a 'stain on our nation's very soul',0 | |
| local man thinking about becoming asshole,1 | |
| nothing going right for area surgeon today,1 | |
| clinton aide: protesters don't want $15 an hour,0 | |
| confused marines capture al-jazeera leader,1 | |
| texas abortion opponents to cheer selves up with execution,1 | |
| chris hemsworth dances 'wrecking ball' with his kids in the living room,0 | |
| trump's big new idea for a veterans hotline was tried already... by trump,0 | |
| "previewing 'hidden figures' with the teary-eyed octavia spencer, taraji p. henson and janelle monáe",0 | |
| hillary clinton hints at presidential ambitions by concealing information from american people,1 | |
| this was my story,0 | |
| how hbcus respond to a call for inclusion of lgbt students,0 | |
| "moms need to get away, too!",0 | |
| new england cod fishermen share coal miners' plight in this new documentary,0 | |
| teen accurately describes robert mapplethorpe exhibit as 'gay',1 | |
| listen: radio hosts fired over shocking transphobic broadcast,0 | |
| "clinton to get teeth cleaning, glasses before coverage runs out",1 | |
| "finally, a web series that navigates the horrors of being a 'woman online'",0 | |
| japanese restrooms offer special toilet paper for wiping phones,0 | |
| navy frogmen recover clinton's head,1 | |
| "why i still love santa, even if he is getting all the credit for my hardwork",0 | |
| mexican presidential candidate calls for cutting off thieves' hands,0 | |
| morning after morning after pill re-impregnates guilt-ridden women,1 | |
| parents of adorable baby on tv show most likely insane,1 | |
| pen pal becomes pen foe,1 | |
| rotating knife vortex closed pending safety investigation,1 | |
| area mofo announces plans to chill,1 | |
| secretary of transportation spends 3 hours cleaning up wikipedia page on roundabouts,1 | |
| rob kardashian apparently tweeted kylie jenner's phone number,0 | |
| man dives haphazardly into conversation like wounded osprey,1 | |
| promotional pen covered in deadly virus,1 | |
| congressional climate deniers represent 63 percent of americans,0 | |
| the unsolved tupac and notorious b.i.g. murders to be the focus of new true crime series,0 | |
| "on facebook, trump's longtime butler calls for obama to be killed",0 | |
| mathew ward: be willing to work your way up,0 | |
| ukraine war: shelling and hunger killing civilians,0 | |
| justice stevens renews vows to supreme court in emotional reconfirmation hearing,1 | |
| everyone in sears spanking a child,1 | |
| 'wild boar curling' rescues stranded wild boars from frozen lake,0 | |
| marco rubio knows exactly what he's doing,0 | |
| marvel's top directors want lgbt superheroes to save the day,0 | |
| from tiger mothers to fresh off the boat: eddie huang's mom is not every asian-american mom,0 | |
| "mar-a-lago member complains about loud, obnoxious cabinet meeting at next table",1 | |
| teen study bible found to increase fun of religion by .03%,1 | |
| saddam hussein presents suicide bomber's family with oversized check,1 | |
| "mr. obama, man up and talk to assad",0 | |
| how my obsession with gore and death actually makes my life better,0 | |
| giant hole swallowing up your house added to list of things to worry about,1 | |
| mike pence got through vp debate without having to explain anti-lgbt record,0 | |
| detective endangers own life by looking forward to upcoming retirement,1 | |
| hawaii legalized same-sex marriage 6 months ago -- guess what's happened since,0 | |
| "stock analysts confused, frightened by boar market",1 | |
| almost no effort made to stop kid from eating cigarette butt,1 | |
| you need to watch this toddler reenact 'the fresh prince of bel-air' intro,0 | |
| the email tricks that will completely change your life,0 | |
| dog to allow child 3 more yanks on tail before putting an end to this,1 | |
| "connection, mission, game: your best friends",0 | |
| u.s. figure skating team makes history with record number of asian-americans,0 | |
| u.s. still enjoying small but loyal following,1 | |
| hog executed farmland style,1 | |
| lisa murkowski admits she thought being alaskan senator would just mean having to deal with bears and shit,1 | |
| mrs. butterworth's bottle central to terrifying lsd experience,1 | |
| zoologists: ape neurology much like that of banana-obsessed humans,1 | |
| report: only way nation will pay attention to climate change is if julia roberts dies in hurricane,1 | |
| east st. louis rated number-one city in america by 'poverty magazine',1 | |
| how to be grateful (and stop acting like a frustrated toddler),0 | |
| u.s. citizens say they were detained by border patrol agent for 'speaking spanish',0 | |
| north korea tests out new knife in smaller escalation of threats to u.s.,1 | |
| 5 netflix things to watch if you can't wait for the royal wedding,0 | |
| incredibly daring man swims to hawaii's lava with a selfie stick,0 | |
| model railroading a harsh mistress,1 | |
| watch: americans open up about what it's like to be muslim in this country,0 | |
| the powerful reason this woman forgave her sexual abuser,0 | |
| filmmaker brett ratner wants to make history with charlottesville unity concert,0 | |
| donald trump's theory on catching hackers gives cybersecurity pros the giggles,0 | |
| "film critics captivated by use of one long, unbroken take in parent's recording of middle school 'guys and dolls' production",1 | |
| how a social media detox helped ed burns become more productive,0 | |
| the good fortune of peace,0 | |
| jimmy kimmel hilariously rebrands hatchimals as 'disappointimals',0 | |
| rotting smell in congress traced to decaying senator who died inside wall,1 | |
| republicans outraged by inaccuracies in metallica documentary,1 | |
| "news roundup for july 10, 2017",0 | |
| how much money do you need?,0 | |
| 'i gave up sex as a man in hollywood',0 | |
| "u.k. to investigate cambridge analytica, asks facebook auditors to stand down",0 | |
| time to defund the diet industry?,0 | |
| 'you did great!' terrified personal assistant tells clint eastwood,1 | |
| pork chop trapped in airtight container,1 | |
| 7 common misconceptions about the hebrew bible,0 | |
| "man from chippewa falls, wisconsin hates when people from eagle point claim to be from chippewa falls",1 | |
| facebook bolts from traditional news,0 | |
| van's rocking motion discourages would-be knocker,1 | |
| astronomers predict giant asteroid will hit nation's theaters this summer,1 | |
| queen elizabeth hoping she dies before having to knight any djs,1 | |
| wendy davis just won: supreme court vindicates her epic filibuster,0 | |
| ariana grande performs 'break free' on 'snl',0 | |
| shameless new dad uses craigslist to try to hook up with his wife's delivery nurse,0 | |
| rapist gets new start at technical college,1 | |
| bush promises to unite nation for real this time,1 | |
| amber rose encourages iggy azalea to 'date a bunch of hot guys' to get over nick young,0 | |
| one issue that could reshape america for a generation was snubbed at the debate,0 | |
| man worried favorite jedi died after seeing 'obi-wan kenobi' trending,1 | |
| fashion industry declares hottest spring look is upbeat attitude,1 | |
| twitter is appalled at the west coast's favorite thanksgiving side dish,0 | |
| plows working around clock to keep new hampshire roads clear of campaign signs,1 | |
| squirrel who really chunked out unable to look neighborhood residents in eye,1 | |
| day chalked up as loss by 10:15 a.m.,1 | |
| scientists announce ambitious project to map layer of garbage on ocean floor,1 | |
| "kelly clarkson felt 'suppressed,' says top country star's career changed when he came out",0 | |
| poll: 89% of debate viewers tuning in solely to see whether roof collapses,1 | |
| did trump revive failed cold war cuba policy to buy rubio's loyalty?,0 | |
| "study: americans enjoy watching tv, eating",1 | |
| zayn malik breaks his twitter silence to thank fans,0 | |
| "reclaiming 'usa!, usa! usa!' from the bigots in murrieta",0 | |
| 7 infections athletes could get from rio's contaminated waters,0 | |
| "john henson, craig kilborn meet for historic smug-bastard summit",1 | |
| nature preserve sets up unrealistic expectations with visitor's center full of taxidermied animals,1 | |
| climate change is taking a toll on farmers' mental health,0 | |
| mom scanning menu finds 'pan-seared diver scallops' faster than speed of light,1 | |
| right on the edge,0 | |
| yemen unveils new 80-story drone zapper,1 | |
| k-pop group bts excited for first american tour since 1963 appearance on 'ed sullivan',1 | |
| the most important things we know after nfl week 3,0 | |
| clinton campaign hits trump for seeing brexit as boon to his business,0 | |
| fox searchlight purchases two hours of super bowl air time to advertise entirety of the ringer,1 | |
| renowned ornithologist always secretly wanted to be a bird,1 | |
| "'expendables 3' cast requests to be paid in steroids, meat",1 | |
| the wave: the single greatest threat to new relationships,0 | |
| pope leaves detailed instructions for taking care of holy spirit while he out of town,1 | |
| trump announces plan to replace food stamps with new low-income foraging program,1 | |
| watch rory gilmore geek out with michelle obama in 'gilmore girls' teaser,0 | |
| "15,000 foreign fighters have joined extremist groups in iraq and syria. here's why they went",0 | |
| the case for collective impact strategies on the local level,0 | |
| "this fall's can't-miss, most noteworthy memoirs",0 | |
| lawsuit accuses glass artist dale chihuly of plagiarizing work,0 | |
| "general mills releases tiny toast, its first new cereal in 15 years",0 | |
| james harden pretty sure he felt something pop in lower beard,1 | |
| area stadium inadequate,1 | |
| yoga: how we serve survivors of violence and toxic stress,0 | |
| madeline albright sworn in as secretary,1 | |
| report: 98% of german sexual intercourse uploaded to pornhub,1 | |
| world's oldest woman just pleased every other human on earth when she was born now dead,1 | |
| cbs picks up nbc nightly news,1 | |
| dozens of glowing exit signs mercilessly taunt multiplex employee,1 | |
| lush unveils new line of anti-aging youthful maiden bloodbombs,1 | |
| the rock for president? dwayne johnson now 'seriously considering' a run,0 | |
| don't be surprised by retiree healthcare costs,0 | |
| trump doesn't really want you to know that obamacare enrollment just started,0 | |
| restaurateur david chang is launching a new culture-focused media company,0 | |
| d.c. authorities struggling to keep squatters out of empty state department,1 | |
| 'a letter to my granddaughters',0 | |
| vet sets out to swim mississippi river in memory of fallen soliders,0 | |
| siri calls 911 for teen pinned under fallen truck,0 | |
| 45% of items in woman's apartment have word 'love' written on them,1 | |
| police department threatens criminals with 'stranger things' spoilers,0 | |
| orca's successful trick rewarded with bucket of ssris,1 | |
| 7 steps to stay financially fit in 2015 and beyond,0 | |
| galápagos struggle for survival: darwin foundation vs. santa cruz municipality,0 | |
| peyton manning calls doping allegations 'complete trash',0 | |
| north dakota not heard from in 48 hours,1 | |
| you can finally get kendall and kylie jenner's new video game,0 | |
| cops attempt to unlock phone of man they killed using his finger,0 | |
| kanye west named new face of yeezy,1 | |
| queen elizabeth annoyed nude pictures of prince harry don't show anything good,1 | |
| nation admits it probably going to come out of this having learned completely wrong lessons,1 | |
| "kim kardashian channels cruella de vil, plus more outrageous looks of the month",0 | |
| these hilarious 'hacks' for organizing your kid's bookshelf are spot-on,0 | |
| spy satellites show the himalayas' changing glaciers,0 | |
| apple recalls thousands of earbuds that unexpectedly bloomed,1 | |
| philly cheesesteak either perfect or disgusting,1 | |
| kentucky clerk asks court to force governor to let her deny gay marriages,0 | |
| travel mug regales other mugs with stories from road,1 | |
| kasich trying to find other states where he is beloved multi-term governor,1 | |
| fan disappointed to learn l. ron hubbard scientologist,1 | |
| man was himself for 27 minutes today,1 | |
| 'what were we talking about again?' says trump 15 seconds into phone call to family of fallen soldier,1 | |
| kevin james announces he is not considering late-career shift towards more dramatic roles,1 | |
| u.s. public health service estimates they'll have tuskegee experiment wrapped up by 2020,1 | |
| dreamworks skg signs j&h productions to six-year deal,1 | |
| "plus-size holiday fashion: tutus, sequins, and standing out",0 | |
| federal law enforcement officials unveil new food-crime equivalency ratings,1 | |
| activists: isis militants kill over 100 in attack on syrian regime-held area,0 | |
| "fast and furious: novels, the media and our changing world",0 | |
| soda nearing room temperature,1 | |
| this is the most unexpected rumor of the day,0 | |
| yosemite closed indefinitely after bear spotted in park,1 | |
| floral arrangement at funeral talked about more than deceased,1 | |
| highway billboard urges 75-mile detour,1 | |
| ariel castro failed by system,1 | |
| "postal worker rescues gifts from burning truck, saves christmas",0 | |
| sea of hair engulfs nation after bosley physicians lose control of restoration,1 | |
| khrushchev's granddaughter just compared trump to stalin,0 | |
| protesters mob north korean officials ahead of olympics closing ceremony,0 | |
| al gore criticizes obama over arctic drilling,0 | |
| trump administration increasingly at odds with u.s. intelligence community,0 | |
| why is a dairy farmer with no intel experience the house intelligence committee chairman?,0 | |
| cops recording your every move for 10 weeks doesn't violate the constitution,0 | |
| precious little voter needs to feel inspired by candidate,1 | |
| what i never knew about motherhood,0 | |
| fired lesbian catholic school teacher locked out of archdiocese while trying to deliver petitions,0 | |
| elena ferrante to write column for the guardian's weekend magazine,0 | |
| "as per tradition, election results officially certified with two barks of approval from electoral collie",1 | |
| "man hates being put in position where he has to think, feel, or act",1 | |
| violence erupts ahead of u.s. embassy opening in jerusalem,0 | |
| salad suppliers pledge to continue including just enough in bag that some will go bad if you're single,1 | |
| dwight howard is finished masquerading as a superstar,0 | |
| it's complicated: 5 tips for using facebook while dating,0 | |
| "u.s. women's ice hockey team crushes finland, heads to olympic finals",0 | |
| david blaine stunt to push public's endurance to limit,1 | |
| the middle class is so christmas past,0 | |
| baby elephant gets (adorably) rescued from the mud,0 | |
| 'political' science: it's déja vu all over again,0 | |
| "ebola, isis and our borders",0 | |
| "mysterious american flags in northern syria were planted by u.s. troops, pentagon says",0 | |
| watch this artist carve a watermelon into the night king from 'game of thrones',0 | |
| "as sanctuary state, california takes deportation fight to new level",0 | |
| see the first photo of alicia keys' baby boy!,0 | |
| woman leaving meeting worried she came off as too competent,1 | |
| donut shop's mission statement awfully ambitious,1 | |
| low and unrepresentative voter turnout in california,0 | |
| craigslist apartment listing uses record 354 exclamation points,1 | |
| chechen strongman issues instagram plea to find his missing cat,0 | |
| amazon reaches 1 trillion labor violations,1 | |
| report: nation's ditches overflowing with children of worried parents,1 | |
| 5 ways to get rid of summer weight gain,0 | |
| fat guy mistakenly thought of as strong,1 | |
| "evidence photos prove michael brown hit darren wilson so hard, he almost left a mark",0 | |
| lack of media interest makes genocide cover-up unnecessary,1 | |
| the gop's big lie about tax cuts,0 | |
| palestinian president calls on un to replace u.s. as mediator in peace process,0 | |
| literally everyone should stock up on these 9 useful prime day discounts,0 | |
| navy seal who killed bin laden calls trump's parade plan 'third world bulls**t',0 | |
| afro-textured hair: beautiful and magical or nappy heads in need of perminators?,0 | |
| china tightens control over hong kong on 20th anniversary of takeover,0 | |
| ice agent trying to think of fun name for jail cell before locking up immigrant child,1 | |
| juan gabriel wins first ever latin grammys three months after death,0 | |
| 'this life isn't worth a damn': the precarious existence of czech intellectuals,0 | |
| 17 wedding pics that will make you want to cozy up with your boo,0 | |
| is the gates foundation investing in the abuse of palestinian prisoners?,0 | |
| zendaya is getting her own loc'd barbie,0 | |
| departing bo obama lands k street lobbyist position,1 | |
| "theater major has too long borne shakespeare teacher's blunt upbraidings, bitter scoffs",1 | |
| 12-year-old who got her hair curled for spring dance the very image of old hollywood glamour,1 | |
| down the rabbit hole: a tale of suicide and macaroni,0 | |
| student climate change activists deserve support and action for carbon pricing campaign,0 | |
| "wells fargo ceo should resign over 'egregious fraud' with fake accounts, lawmakers say",0 | |
| stop sign taking forever to change,1 | |
| leadership matters: gratitude leads to greatness,0 | |
| there have been more mass shootings this year than there have been days,0 | |
| rick perry returning to iowa,0 | |
| philando castile's high school classmates award first scholarship in his honor,0 | |
| "there should never be all-male panels, ubs exec says",0 | |
| unemployed man who had to move back in with his parents still for obama,1 | |
| "it's snowing in hawaii right now, and we can't wait to visit",0 | |
| fabled burger king employee places single onion ring in everyone's fries,1 | |
| daddy hitting mommy again,1 | |
| do we sleep better on the solstice?,0 | |
| why happy hours may soon replace early bird specials,0 | |
| old man with foggy eye not even magical,1 | |
| woman has boy handwriting,1 | |
| institutionalized rape culture in youth sports: 3 valuable lessons,0 | |
| families of japanese-american civil rights leaders join legal fight against travel ban,0 | |
| wealth-burdened nation grateful for opportunity to spend money at new onion store,1 | |
| "after astana peace talks, obstacles remain to maintain cease-fire in syria",0 | |
| schwarzenegger running out of movie-related campaign slogans,1 | |
| violent death of human being terrific news for once,1 | |
| open-minded music lover likes all kinds of metal,1 | |
| embracing the darkness: a weird and wonderful chat with the amazing aubrey plaza,0 | |
| busy woman keeps best-dressed oscar slideshow tab open to be savored as sumptuous feast at her leisure,1 | |
| mit think-tank develops 20 great gift ideas,1 | |
| congress passes antisocial insecurity act,1 | |
| what the paris attack is really about (hint -- neither free speech nor the varied nature of muslims),0 | |
| 5.85 million people who can't vote but can they still complain?,0 | |
| spaced-out flower child groovin' on a doobie wave,1 | |
| terrifying uniformed bachelorette party storms local bar,1 | |
| "grateful dead lyricist, internet pioneer john perry barlow dead at 70",0 | |
| mother's day card mailed,1 | |
| "someone stole a ton of very, very valuable bull semen",0 | |
| abc producers blasted for controversial selection of underage 'bachelorette',1 | |
| i told my trump-supporting mom i'm having a biracial baby. here's what happened.,0 | |
| hard day's work fails to yield sense of job well done,1 | |
| two new burger king sandwiches negate each other,1 | |
| nasa designers release flirty new space skirt,1 | |
| taylor swift now dating senator joseph mccarthy,1 | |
| obama's foreign policy: continuity rather than contradictions,0 | |
| job applicant blows away interviewer with intimate knowledge of company's 'about us' page,1 | |
| first-time voter will always remember day he cast ballot for nick barborak,1 | |
| cameraman finds sole black person in studio audience,1 | |
| republicans freak out at learning reagan decree protects lois lerner,0 | |
| user experience: hygiene or strategic differentiator?,0 | |
| 6 reasons wisconsin should make the college football playoff,0 | |
| disillusioned hacker starting to feel like he has no impact on american presidential election,1 | |
| black man blissfully unaware his name going to be hashtag by end of week,1 | |
| "autopsy determines total loser's corpse contained no traces of drugs, alcohol",1 | |
| "amy poehler loses best lead actress in a comedy series, wins life",0 | |
| area man treats girlfriend to sumptuous 20-second massage,1 | |
| "in his new act, tommy tune vows to be a 'vitamin for the spirit'",0 | |
| daily meditation: mantra,0 | |
| crossing the axis of evil,0 | |
| donald trump makes dubious claim about inauguration singer jackie evancho,0 | |
| "pyer moss puts on yet another powerful fashion show, this time tackling mental health and depression",0 | |
| house gop is determined to make it harder for poor kids to get free school lunches,0 | |
| victoria's secret releases sexy black lace sleep apnea mask,1 | |
| which celebrities share your astrological sign?,0 | |
| wealthiest americans ominously remind nation they could easily drop another $10 billion on election,1 | |
| "man concerned he spread himself too thin between eating sandwich, watching television",1 | |
| sgt. bowe bergdahl recaptured by taliban after wandering off texas base,1 | |
| rhode island marketing chief quits over tourism video showing iceland,0 | |
| asghar farhadi wins big after boycotting oscars over trump's muslim ban,0 | |
| how to outsmart the populists – lessons from france,0 | |
| "the 7 worst wine storage mistakes you can make, and how to fix them",0 | |
| "on the future of wagnerism, part 8: macon, georgia, the road leads back to you",0 | |
| asparagus recipes that taste like spring,0 | |
| why emma watson is taking a year off acting,0 | |
| "dwayne 'the rock' johnson saves puppy from drowning, melts our hearts in the process",0 | |
| "villain contends he, hero 'very much alike'",1 | |
| soccer and the supporter-built spirit,0 | |
| "reflections for an uneasy memorial day: obama's mystery achievements, trumping dangerous nonsense",0 | |
| midwesterners descend on insurance company's free nail files,1 | |
| woman celebrates 4th year of weaning self off facebook,1 | |
| nate silver blinded by gods for seeking forbidden knowledge of future,1 | |
| morbidly obese man enjoys disabled privileges with motorized cart,1 | |
| bartender developing a remarkable tolerance for alcoholics,1 | |
| mental health experts recommend calling fratricide prevention hotline for anyone contemplating killing brother,1 | |
| fan just going to keep open mind about whether new 'star wars' best or worst movie ever,1 | |
| you have the right to remain obnoxious,0 | |
| "manhattan da swept harvey weinstein sexual harassment under the rug, report alleges",0 | |
| historians say it still a mystery how people in ancient times didn't just go crazy and kill themselves,1 | |
| "huffpollster: hillary clinton leads nationally, struggles in some battleground states",0 | |
| dog named murph lives up to name,1 | |
| rosetta stone offers new spanish language course for pandering presidential candidates,1 | |
| unclear what coworker with banana on desk all day waiting for,1 | |
| putin picks ex-defense official as new ambassador to u.s.,0 | |
| louvre curators hurry to display ugly van gogh donor gave them before surprise visit,1 | |
| "america, it's time to rise up to save lives",0 | |
| texas provider will offer free abortions for women affected by harvey,0 | |
| ovarian cancer gets publicist,1 | |
| ko'd martial artist is epitome of show-must-go-on in 'got talent',0 | |
| the incredible story of how america saved a national treasure from extinction,0 | |
| family chooses different dog than reincarnated grandfather,1 | |
| factory farm chicken rounds out miserable existence by going bad in man's refrigerator,1 | |
| bernie sanders says he will 'certainly support' hillary clinton if she's the democratic nominee,0 | |
| trump shaping general election strategy with team of most trusted erratic impulses,1 | |
| next episode of 'girls' to feature lena dunham shitting herself during gyno exam while eating a burrito,1 | |
| the story behind leonardo dicaprio and lady gaga's viral golden globes moment,0 | |
| be still our hearts: raspberry chocolate grilled cheese sandwiches,0 | |
| donald trump helped spread birtherism. now he can't stop it.,0 | |
| "aaron eckhart likes to make one frankenstein movie for them, one frankenstein movie for himself",1 | |
| biden's burden: loss pays another visit,0 | |
| troubling report finds dreamily sliding down back of door after kissing date on porch plummets 78%,1 | |
| howard students take over building to protest university embezzlement scandal,0 | |
| three jews visit scandinavia,0 | |
| wearable technology: the coming revolution in healthcare,0 | |
| study: 90% of all meowing comes from owners trying to get cats to meow back,1 | |
| lady antebellum's charles kelley talks about being a new dad,0 | |
| "do not bring your kids to 'measles parties,' doctors warn",0 | |
| "teen found in suitcase died from overdose, coroner says",0 | |
| if these walls could talk,0 | |
| safety and security: not just for college students,0 | |
| why diseases don't exist and what really makes you sick,0 | |
| gary cohn resigns in protest of trump's bigoted comments towards aluminum,1 | |
| celebrities celebrate fourth of july with some fun in the sun,0 | |
| frustrated republicans argue pope should leave science to scientists who deny climate change,1 | |
| real-life fitness strategies to survive the winter months,0 | |
| new york film festival 2014 #4: pta's 'inherent vice' stumbles in,0 | |
| fox news covers spring break pretty well,1 | |
| department-store santa told to push chinaware,1 | |
| "onion social ceo rebukes 480,000 crimes at international criminal tribunal including illegal surveillance, insider trading, mass murder, indecent exposure",1 | |
| obama administration tries to smooth path back to school for jailed students,0 | |
| bar mitzvah transforms jewish boy into elderly man,1 | |
| trump's revised travel ban is still mired in prejudice,0 | |
| too much expected from nap,1 | |
| how nonprofits make our lives livable,0 | |
| mysterious benefactor leaves coupon book to dozens of local establishments in man's mailbox,1 | |
| travel etiquette: how to use a flight delay to your advantage,0 | |
| "fyi, the hair on your head can hold up to the weight of 2 elephants",0 | |
| dogs at polling stations are getting the uk through election day,0 | |
| john oliver has a heartfelt message for orlando,0 | |
| beyoncé begins painful surgical transformation to prepare for role in live-action 'lion king' remake,1 | |
| retired police chief says he was unlawfully detained at jfk airport,0 | |
| palestinians and standing rock native americans share a struggle for justice,0 | |
| unlikely team of allies unite to take on airport gate agent,1 | |
| brave woman enters restaurant without first looking it up online,1 | |
| fred thompson fears presidential run will typecast him as politician,1 | |
| john legend kissing chrissy teigen's stomach is peak them,0 | |
| 'blade runner 2049' is even better than the original,0 | |
| 'the economist' to halt production for month to let readers catch up,1 | |
| john kelly hoses layer of crumbs off president before speech on troop deployment,1 | |
| therapists recommend treating people like shit if you're having a bad day,1 | |
| this video about worry will really make you think,0 | |
| #brownribboncampaign reminds us oscar diversity isn't just black and white,0 | |
| the bin ladens: a saudi bellwether,0 | |
| "childhood brain injury tied to adult anxiety, depression",0 | |
| hoosier hostility: not the american way,0 | |
| now it's burger king renouncing us citizenship -- let's eat somewhere else,0 | |
| the views from this italian city will take your breath away,0 | |
| cuomo makes surprise afghanistan trip,0 | |
| machiavellian white house groundskeeper gaining influence among west wing staff,1 | |
| red cross issues reminder they can't accept donations from people with loose blood cupped in hands,1 | |
| man with widely circulated penis pictures not the most humiliated person at podium,1 | |
| "trump says there's been no russia contact -- of course, much of what he says is untrue",0 | |
| millie bobby brown teaches us how to pull off clear-knee mom jeans,0 | |
| area lady's gentleman caller under employ of jiffy lube,1 | |
| kylie jenner snaps a bikini selfie,0 | |
| overfunded public school forced to add jazz band,1 | |
| comedy central to air touching man show reunion,1 | |
| area woman not good enough artist to justify eccentricities,1 | |
| james holmes elected new nra president,1 | |
| "study: beginning email with short, disingenuous inquiry into personal life best way to network",1 | |
| the justice department pledge to prosecute white-collar criminals is about to face a major test,0 | |
| nathan deal defeats jason carter in georgia gubernatorial race,0 | |
| donald trump says he'll do interview with univision's jorge ramos,0 | |
| lorna simpson creates haunting meditations on the state of blackness in america,0 | |
| mueller ain't going away,0 | |
| "we're thankful for curvy models, curly hair and more!",0 | |
| keith olbermann asks if we should give 'president-elect p***y-grabber' a chance,0 | |
| pile of crap excites publicist,1 | |
| grotesque child born with only 99% normal human dna,1 | |
| "for america's future, engineering needs to diversify",0 | |
| use of organic peanut butter adds two minutes to local man's life,1 | |
| greek and turkish cypriots find common ground in effort to restore dilapidated monastery,0 | |
| 'wild thing' charlie sheen wants to throw out first pitch for world series,0 | |
| christina aguilera to guest judge on 'rupaul's drag race' season premiere,0 | |
| parents at graduation celebrate child's last accomplishment,1 | |
| man failing to heed harsh lessons of past orders sonic bacon cheeseburger toaster,1 | |
| heavy police presence in ferguson to ensure residents adequately provoked,1 | |
| kate winslet refused to thank 'nasty' harvey weinstein in 2009 oscar speech,0 | |
| jesse helms treed by coon hounds,1 | |
| immigration reform could swing two key races in colorado,0 | |
| tom hanks vows he won't stop until he has portrayed every last american,1 | |
| lovestruck arabian princess begs father to spare john kerry's life,1 | |
| texas vows to reclaim title of most regressive state from arizona,1 | |
| loose first-grader brings home different friend every time,1 | |
| obama begins sales pitch on trade to wary u.s. public,0 | |
| "fans, music greats mourn loss of mr. rock 'n' roll chuck berry",0 | |
| trump lawyer sends cease-and-desist letter to steve bannon,0 | |
| post-rachel: what rachel dolezal taught us about race,0 | |
| the 10 best cities for college grads in 2015,0 | |
| thankful for our power: a thankful discourse in a time of reckoning,0 | |
| mall pastry shop takes oscar for best cinnabontography,1 | |
| religious scholars discover jesus christ delivered by dr. sidney adler,1 | |
| trailer for chilean mining accident movie 'the 33' will hit you in the feels,0 | |
| obama has colorado appraised,1 | |
| the second slaying of michael brown,0 | |
| panicked oyster praying that lump it feels forming only a pearl,1 | |
| proud father teaches son how to shave eyebrows for first time,1 | |
| an lgbt foster youth shares her beautiful christmas wish,0 | |
| tv in l.a. bar switched over to 'american dad' rerun without complaint,1 | |
| man confused by compliment from person whose career he can't help,1 | |
| clinton consults surgeon general on behalf of friend curious about homosexuality,1 | |
| 6 of the best-designed marijuana shops across america,0 | |
| group of fifth-grade boys discover pile of naked ladies discarded in woods,1 | |
| "disgusted tsa agents also calling for end to body scanning, thorough pat-downs",1 | |
| "onion social ceo caught by law enforcement at miami airport with $800,000 in cash",1 | |
| nation finally ready to look at more sidewalk drawings that look like big holes but are actually just flat,1 | |
| tour guide always builds in 10 minutes for everyone in group to mount cannon like horse,1 | |
| media reminds public not to overemphasize super tuesday results or draw any sort of wide-reaching conclusions,1 | |
| transgender inmates to be integrated according to identity in san francisco,0 | |
| 106 things you can do to bring about the queer revolution,0 | |
| last remaining ivory-billed woodpecker really squandering species' final weeks,1 | |
| chris columbus explains the obstacles to making a 'goonies' sequel,0 | |
| "next supreme court term will be 'more important than any in the last 50 years,' court watcher says",0 | |
| firefighters gaining ground against california's deadliest ever blazes,0 | |
| reince priebus says rnc was 'absolutely not hacked',0 | |
| frustrated man doesn't know what else he can do to get cat purring,1 | |
| donald trump names rex tillerson secretary of state,0 | |
| "dr. king died fighting for economic justice. nearly half a century later, we continue his fight.",0 | |
| 5 facts about life i've realized this year,0 | |
| confessions of a hopeful hoarder,0 | |
| sen. mike lee says trump is 'fully cooperating' with russia investigation,0 | |
| office exiles menstruating hr manager,1 | |
| bush hides u.s. report card in sock drawer,1 | |
| "'i don't fit into any of corporate america's little boxes,' says single, 18-to-36-year-old hispanic female with brand loyalty to tom's, chobani",1 | |
| bush epa chief chastises trump's climate change denying pick,0 | |
| this video of a road being surfaced is ridiculously satisfying,0 | |
| inspired film executive has great idea for budget of film,1 | |
| bill to regulate e-cigarettes clears california legislative hurdle,0 | |
| the truth about trump's ban on trans soldiers,0 | |
| mccain blasts obama as out of touch in burma-shave-style billboard campaign,1 | |
| robert mueller dreading returning from 2-month european vacation to start russia investigation,1 | |
| genuine love and respect only thing holding area relationship together,1 | |
| uber offering discounted wages for election day,1 | |
| 'anthem' developers assure players whiteboard with words 'jetpack+guns?' will be playable game by friday,1 | |
| michelle obama not so keen on president's new bangs,1 | |
| ana navarro calls out gop: you'd impeach hillary clinton over this,0 | |
| va loan program may be letting veterans down,0 | |
| researchers find that spanking your children is incredibly fun,1 | |
| phish's epic run for the ages,0 | |
| "5 great movies starring interesting, exciting, daring, adventurous girls!",0 | |
| "sorry gop, mike pence can't save you from donald trump",0 | |
| peter dinklage meets the world's worst 'game of thrones' fan in 'saturday night live' promo,0 | |
| this man's tweets cryptically pay homage to a smash mouth classic,0 | |
| these cities are suing the pentagon over 'deadly gaps' in america's gun-check system,0 | |
| orangutan's horrific death underscores need for brands to use certified palm oil,0 | |
| excited mike pence assures john mccain he has his 'last rites' kit ready to go just in case,1 | |
| 3-year-old terrified by sizzling fajita platter,1 | |
| david spade just shot,1 | |
| the best rooftop bars in the u.s.,0 | |
| 7 reasons we love matt bomer,0 | |
| perfect girlfriend blames self for everything,1 | |
| we deserve better,0 | |
| huffpollster: how many americans support the travel ban? depends on the poll,0 | |
| here are the best pundit reactions to the second gop debate,0 | |
| group of goth kids claims to see ghost of old man at cemetery,0 | |
| tai chi practitioner really slowly dislocates knee,1 | |
| boyfriend's comforter an unzipped sleeping bag,1 | |
| "the u.s., cuba, and strategic foreign policy",0 | |
| colbert mocks 'kellyanne kanye' for his bizarre pro-trump tweetstorm,0 | |
| judge seeks criminal contempt charges against arizona sheriff joe arpaio,0 | |
| best buy employee wearing different colored shirt for some reason,1 | |
| world will miss goal for universal education by 50 years: un,0 | |
| lionel messi says kobe bryant was the reason he got into basketball,0 | |
| u.s. braces for separate floods as joaquin leaves bahamas,0 | |
| invisibility cloak may be moving closer to reality,0 | |
| meatless monday: the seed of something great -- seed food and wine festival,0 | |
| report: u.s. exported 6 billion tons of crude web content last year,1 | |
| white house graciously accepts saudi prince's thank-you gift of severed yemeni head,1 | |
| how police chaplains help departments cope with officer deaths,0 | |
| "this actually good news, contractor reveals, because now you know the real problem",1 | |
| atlanta man indicted for pouring boiling water on gay couple,0 | |
| donald trump's diary is a window into his first 100 days in office,0 | |
| facebook recognizes everyone needs paid time off. not just parents.,0 | |
| ice cream truck driver going to let these kids sweat a little bit before stopping,1 | |
| jeb bush's children vehemently deny having ever loved father,1 | |
| kinda creepy peter pan pranks disney world,0 | |
| marketing scientists successfully map the human heartstrings,1 | |
| madd psa clarifies it's okay to drive drunk if it'll be big pain to get car tomorrow,1 | |
| gingrich privately regretting not doing 'more jew stuff' on florida campaign trail,1 | |
| god regrets never creating any two-headed snake creatures,1 | |
| richard grieco's star power inadvertently donated to goodwill,1 | |
| cher's 'believe' now faintly audible everywhere in america,1 | |
| mcdonald's now offering bereavement prices,1 | |
| "no matter what happens in the gop primary, a lot of republicans won't be happy",0 | |
| "aol/time warner turmoil over-reported, says time",1 | |
| oregon gov. kate brown announces reelection bid,0 | |
| weird relative at family reunion knows how everyone related to each other,1 | |
| we need to talk about adoptee suicide,0 | |
| taiwan's pro-independence opposition leader wins presidential election,0 | |
| how to rediscover your passion for reading,0 | |
| people's opinions on voter id laws can be racialized thanks to one image,0 | |
| corey hart still performing 'sunglasses at night' somewhere,1 | |
| charles koch orders sniper to fire warning shot next to marco rubio on debate stage,1 | |
| chuck grassley cranks up music in senate chamber to drown out ford's testimony,1 | |
| twitter took a much-needed break from the world to #addcandytoamovie,0 | |
| switzerland at the geffen playhouse,0 | |
| top ten best-selling ebooks -- week of march 21,0 | |
| man briefly forgets hotel staff are not humans,1 | |
| "cleansed, crisp and crippled: the challenges of staying dapperly delicious while disabled",0 | |
| hayley kiyoko is the unapologetically queer pop star we've been waiting for,0 | |
| "happy birthday, bo obama!",0 | |
| alcoholic's plan for turning life around doesn't involve getting sober,1 | |
| apple loses patent lawsuit to university of wisconsin-madison,0 | |
| new poultry stripe gum hardly tastes like goose after chewing for one minute,1 | |
| trump honors sacrifices civil rights activists will have to make under his presidency,1 | |
| woodpecker having difficulty remembering tree where he got the really good bugs that one time,1 | |
| cuban migrants adrift at sea drank own blood and urine to stay alive,0 | |
| the bendy smartphone of the future is (almost) here,0 | |
| the republican obamacare dilemma in one 6-minute video,0 | |
| "denée benton, aka ruby on 'unreal,' is headed to broadway",0 | |
| uber gave government millions of users' data,0 | |
| hillary 2016: her personal brand,0 | |
| how to make cereal milk ice cream,0 | |
| jimmy fallon shares his thanks for george r.r. martin's new hbo series,0 | |
| "'people are inherently good,' world halfheartedly mutters",1 | |
| esports star suspected of using peds,1 | |
| car bomber given shittiest possible car,1 | |
| our nation's truckers: are we meeting their pancake needs?,1 | |
| netflix town criers announce arrival of 'mad men' season 6 on streaming,1 | |
| this is what happens when an nba champ crashes your bachelorette party,0 | |
| "michele bachmann figures why not, introduces homosexual-beheading bill",1 | |
| taylor swift's mom says groping incident 'shattered our trust',0 | |
| "malcolm-jamal warner likens cosby scandal to woody allen, roman polanski controversies",0 | |
| why thanking god is hurtful,0 | |
| suction cup-wearing robert mueller forced to cower behind white house chandelier after trump returns home earlier than planned,1 | |
| "new bomb capable of creating 1,500 new terrorists in single blast",1 | |
| ben affleck and matt damon's company to add inclusion rider to all films,0 | |
| the double and the christmas holidays,0 | |
| nation unable to recall if trump said he'd personally fund abortion bombings or if that just sounds right,1 | |
| they finally did something cool to spider-man's suit after all those movies,0 | |
| "trump insists he never thought about firing mueller, feeding him to pack of rabid dogs, mounting head in oval office as trophy",1 | |
| rate of uninformed conversations about navy seals skyrockets,1 | |
| pumpkin clearly had finger in it,1 | |
| 'out of sight': 360-degree film series on diseases the world ignores,0 | |
| a small request for mother's day,0 | |
| 5 reasons why you need boundaries in your relationships and life,0 | |
| some sense knocked into girlfriend's son,1 | |
| texans brace for president's response to hurricane,1 | |
| gop voters will probably support anyone their party nominates,0 | |
| "cbs, pbs cut ties with charlie rose following sexual misconduct allegations",0 | |
| mysterious carving of a woman's face emerges during church restoration,0 | |
| permission and prohibition,0 | |
| excerpt: lessons on love and landscape from the heartland,0 | |
| chicago is fighting climate change no matter what trump says,0 | |
| gop voters want an outsider. can marco rubio convince them he is one?,0 | |
| mom not joking when she says she wants picture of grown kids in bath for old time's sake,1 | |
| trojan unveils new 3-piece formal condoms,1 | |
| why being #1 isn't all it's cracked up to be,0 | |
| 'i don't feel safe calling the police': new yorkers march against police violence,0 | |
| reality of fatherhood never truly dawned on man until he held newborn son's hospital bill,1 | |
| horrified authorities discover one-day-old funnel cake abandoned in dumpster,1 | |
| man falls asleep at intersection. what cops say happens next is pure florida,0 | |
| neighbors remember serial killer as serial killer,1 | |
| air india now offers business caste seating,1 | |
| justice thomas' wife calls supreme court retirement report 'bogus',0 | |
| sean spicer uses san bernardino shooting to justify banning 220 million people,0 | |
| how i came to follow my passion,0 | |
| woman forced to do some detective work after obituary for dead classmate leaves off cause of death,1 | |
| 'the bachelor' season 20 premiere recap: ben higgins still feels unlovable,0 | |
| "u.s.-mexico relations almost as bad as war times, says former mexican president",0 | |
| technophile has coolest junk drawer ever,1 | |
| every baby boomer in country urged to resign after photos emerge of them in blackface,1 | |
| academy honors retiring daniel day-lewis with small farewell happy hour in dolby theatre kitchen,1 | |
| baseball icon david ortiz slams trump for anti-mexican attacks,0 | |
| the democrats can no longer avoid introspection,0 | |
| government data sharpens focus on crude-oil train routes,0 | |
| joan rivers: my hero and my cautionary tale,0 | |
| the 'perfect body' is a lie. i believed it for a long time and let it shrink my life,0 | |
| freemasons return to jupiter,1 | |
| two-year cellphone contracts are almost dead. here's everything you need to know,0 | |
| secrets of a professional present purchaser,0 | |
| behind every easter is a crucifixion,0 | |
| zsa zsa or eva gabor dead,1 | |
| furloughed government employee using time off to visit local food pantry she been hearing about,1 | |
| 6 living room design ideas worth stealing,0 | |
| for all the girls i loved before i knew i could,0 | |
| how to register voters in a south carolina jail,0 | |
| "joy reid: gop in bizarre mirror universe where clinton is guilty, trump is blameless",0 | |
| local child has run-of-the-mill imagination,1 | |
| 5 summer recipes you can bring anywhere,0 | |
| military-industrial complex recalls coming together in aftermath of 9/11,1 | |
| bernie sanders: 'it would not be a bad thing' if fbi director james comey resigned,0 | |
| police sketch artist admits to only drawing people who have wronged him,1 | |
| jimmy kimmel hilariously stops by 'sesame street' to introduce a new letter,0 | |
| pope francis carves roast cherub for vatican christmas dinner,1 | |
| maybelline introduces line of injectable makeup to enhance appearance of internal organs,1 | |
| los angeles lakers -- oh how the mighty have fallen,0 | |
| scotland yard frees 163-year-old british man after dna evidence clears him of being jack the ripper,1 | |
| cdc warns once-eradicated jitterbug spreading across country at rate not seen since 1940s,1 | |
| "department of interior sets aside 50,000 acres as national wildfire refuge",1 | |
| "judge rolls eyes, upholds naughty baker's first-amendment rights",1 | |
| 93-year-old is killin' it on instagram with her modeling shots,0 | |
| voter turnout at eu polls: disinterest can be expensive,0 | |
| pekingese really letting self go since winning westminster,1 | |
| man who supplied guns to california shooters arrested on terrorism-related charges,0 | |
| donald trump's election could be a windfall for virginia democrats,0 | |
| fantasy baseball team suffers major setback as owner embarks on weeklong honeymoon without internet access,1 | |
| robert pattinson looking forward to taking on more serious vampire roles after conclusion of 'twilight' films,1 | |
| concrete steps you can take to support your muslim neighbors today,0 | |
| here's a reminder of how far donald trump has flip-flopped on health care,0 | |
| al-qaeda sitcom filmed before live studio hostages,1 | |
| republicans ready for december shutdown as boehner exits,0 | |
| 5 ways to outsmart the supermarket and lose weight,0 | |
| a true-life love story: what my grandparents taught me about devotion,0 | |
| combat gear blurs lines between cops and military in ferguson and hawaii,0 | |
| samantha bee reacts to orlando massacre with powerful gun control message,0 | |
| bus-stop ad has more legal protections than average citizen,1 | |
| '100 years of italian beauty' is a bellissima trip back in time,0 | |
| clinton gets full day's relief with one spray of flonase,1 | |
| weird birthday boy blowing out candles wishes for john hickenlooper to win democratic primary,1 | |
| the '7th heaven' cast reunites for the first time in 8 years,0 | |
| here's proof 'doing what you love' pays off,0 | |
| olivia wilde takes down subway riders who don't give seats to pregnant women,0 | |
| every nbc program to end with character straight up asking viewers what kind of new tv shows they would like to see,1 | |
| suit up: 3 ways to tell if your suit fits,0 | |
| report alleges human rights abuses at dhs facilities on the mexican border,0 | |
| the immorality of trump's new travel ban,0 | |
| thousands of pigs rescued in china after photos of flooded barn go viral,0 | |
| david beckham stared down a studio camera: here's what we know,0 | |
| study: 'hangin' in there' best one can now feel,1 | |
| tourists describe scenes of horror in tunisian beach massacre,0 | |
| why the azores are the best european island destination for all types of travelers,0 | |
| déjà vu?,0 | |
| the single american woman,0 | |
| fcc sniper takes out matthew mcconaughey to prevent live broadcast of profanity,1 | |
| thewrap sparks change to california law protecting digital media,0 | |
| i used an app to buy only ethical food. it was really hard.,0 | |
| the downside of the boom,0 | |
| swollen rex tillerson spotted rushing to place mouth over leaks spouting in keystone pipeline,1 | |
| "turns out, michael phelps was listening to future during 'angry face'",0 | |
| 'the adventures of young hillary' is what america needs right now,0 | |
| how hotels are capitalizing on what business travelers value most,0 | |
| homeland security director releases list of terrorists who don't have the balls to attack u.s.,1 | |
| dog breeders unveil new mastiffeagle,1 | |
| 4 new trumps shaking fast track's house of (trading) cards,0 | |
| french catering company employs refugees to cook their native foods,0 | |
| 5-year-old says 'sesame street' has sucked since 2010,1 | |
| "annoying guy in movie theater constantly screaming 'get out of there, you idiot' at bradley cooper's character in 'a star is born'",1 | |
| "drug-resistant bacteria often lurk in children's, dogs' sandboxes",0 | |
| bizarre sci-fi novel posits world where natives inhabited america before europeans,1 | |
| paul beatty becomes first american to win man booker prize for fiction,0 | |
| parking lot attendant seemingly unaware new day a gift from god,1 | |
| husband apologizing in sleep,1 | |
| pop stars to consolidate,1 | |
| watch maroon 5's 'snl' performance,0 | |
| civil rights groups pressure senate to reject trump's supreme court nominee,0 | |
| "newsroom trends, journalism, media ethics and engagement in 2016",0 | |
| bra training complete,1 | |
| grieving losses other than death,0 | |
| taraji p. henson announces memoir 'around the way girl',0 | |
| zz top reveals meaning behind classic song 'legs',1 | |
| alex jones returns to humble roots of screaming conspiracy theories through megaphone at people in park,1 | |
| area man outraged his private information being collected by someone other than advertisers,1 | |
| the importance of adding stress relief to your to-do list,0 | |
| asian-american cops sue california police department over discrimination,0 | |
| most items at garage sale haunted,1 | |
| every song on kendrick lamar's new album is charting on billboard's hot 100,0 | |
| g20 leaders attend saudi crown prince's informative seminar on eliminating dissident journalists,1 | |
| 12% of federal government that's currently functioning to shut down,1 | |
| obama to take break from stumping to preside over united states,1 | |
| new michael landon biography resolves many unasked questions,1 | |
| you won't be able to unsee benedict cumberbatch imitating an otter,0 | |
| cashier allows line-cutting to go unpunished,1 | |
| local man almost finished collecting fantasy football winnings from 2005,1 | |
| bird has big plans for cage,1 | |
| horrifying doll sitting on neighbor's porch whether it's halloween or not,1 | |
| 13 t-shirt slogans that will inspire anyone in your path,0 | |
| nation's 30 fraudulent voters march on washington to restore voting rights act,1 | |
| hippie very involved in hippie non-sports,1 | |
| beauty industry announces massive new initiative to make women self-conscious about their palms,1 | |
| "man apparently opens beer with butt, inspires bartenders everywhere",0 | |
| woman tragically succumbs to natural hair color,1 | |
| teen jumps on whale shark like it's nbd,0 | |
| venus horrified after finding millions of nude pictures of herself on internet,1 | |
| new roommate bestows apartment with unexpected windfall of end tables,1 | |
| south african politician proclaims a 'non-racial' era after vote wins,0 | |
| nj man responds to police summons in grossest possible way,0 | |
| study links drinking while pregnant to being at kid rock concert,1 | |
| congress wishes they could help puerto rico but it's all the way over there,1 | |
| is disability in?,0 | |
| receipt brazenly placed in bag without permission,1 | |
| democrats weren't invited to review classified documents on fbi informant,0 | |
| author dismayed by amazon customers' other purchases,1 | |
| will congress heed charla nash's message?,0 | |
| world leaders hope singapore summit will lead to north korea becoming normal impoverished country they don't have to think about,1 | |
| are hackathons changing the way we do business?,0 | |
| friday talking points -- meet brian schweitzer,0 | |
| election-crazed 'new york times' expands poll coverage to 18.5 million more races in 371 additional states,1 | |
| trump reassures struggling farmers he has never seen one of them and cannot be sure they even exist,1 | |
| pele hospitalized for back surgery,0 | |
| "from cave painters to cassoulet: a trip to southwest france 100,000 years in the making",0 | |
| "on the anniversary of dr. gunn's death, thank an abortion provider",0 | |
| subpoenaed trump organization financial documents reveal company's only holding is single dairy queen in new jersey,1 | |
| rembrandt's 'night watch' falls off museum wall after sticky tabs come loose,1 | |
| imaginary brain tumor spreading rapidly,1 | |
| corporation surprised to see its tax money circle back around to it so soon,1 | |
| "after dark: meet leo gugu, stylist and nightlife personality",0 | |
| united airlines cracking down on emotional support spouses,1 | |
| lottery loser angry at lottery winner,1 | |
| pressure to defund planned parenthood increases for gop,0 | |
| college football playoff projections,0 | |
| the republican plan for higher education: less red tape and less money,0 | |
| blog post read by mother to shape child's next 18 years,1 | |
| donald trump has become the kardashians... and that's an insult to the kardashians,0 | |
| authorities on loudspeaker plead with holdout characters to evacuate disney world while they still can,1 | |
| governor demands to know which star on american flag is iowa's,1 | |
| ellen recruits hollywood's biggest lgbtq stars to pay tribute to obama,0 | |
| sole bar of soap makes circuit from sink to shower,1 | |
| would jesus accept climate science?,0 | |
| (still) daring to be different in dr. martens,0 | |
| london police arrest six after synagogue attack,0 | |
| chinese cyber-attacks: will the united states step up its active cyber defense posture?,0 | |
| heartbreaking video shows starving polar bear on warming canadian island,0 | |
| face-reading: an advantage in business,0 | |
| laid-back company allows employees to work from home after 6 p.m.,1 | |
| "janis joplin: 'who you are is what you settle for, you know?'",0 | |
| al-qaeda hires public-relations consultant just to shoot him,1 | |
| revisit your favorite junkie pals in the 'trainspotting 2' trailer,0 | |
| samantha bee's spectacular takedown of trolls who went after seattle councilwomen,0 | |
| fda prepares nation for switch to digital food format,1 | |
| "child baffled by stationary, non-violent images",1 | |
| cnn technicians rush to empty wolf blitzer's urine tank midway through election coverage,1 | |
| white castle plundered by turks,1 | |
| eva longoria tans self out of visible spectrum,1 | |
| "one woman, two proposals, dumbfounding indecision",0 | |
| william h. macy has ultimate dad moment dancing with his daughter before prom,0 | |
| hershey's unveils some new chocolate bullshit for you to cram into your fat maw,1 | |
| lesbian ex-mayor has perfect response to ann coulter's hurricane nonsense,0 | |
| best-laid plans of mice mostly cheese-related,1 | |
| ken burns implores stanford graduates to believe sexual assault survivors,0 | |
| computer science in vietnam: counting down to the hour of code,0 | |
| obama waiting for perfect moment to walk by white house tour group,1 | |
| babysitter enters third hour of negotiations to get 4-year-old to put his pants back on,1 | |
| republican sen. gardner torches sessions over pot reversal,0 | |
| house bipartisanship throws up pitifully weak toxic chemicals control bill,0 | |
| "black and blue: on being black, female and depressed",0 | |
| this the fuck harness sex shop worker has at home,1 | |
| thousands march on national mall to demand puerto rico disaster relief,0 | |
| brooklyn pizza restaurant gets threats after video links it to 'pizzagate' hoax,0 | |
| fireflies almost salvage man's shitty day,1 | |
| protest again delays hawaii giant telescope construction,0 | |
| watch 'harry potter' actors get sorted into hogwarts houses irl,0 | |
| death toll from powerful mexico earthquake rises to 91,0 | |
| report: we don't make any money if you don't click the fucking link,1 | |
| less popular friend proposes combining birthdays into single party,1 | |
| area man thought he had more forks than this,1 | |
| children's hospital charity dependent on teri hatcher's knowledge of british parliament,1 | |
| authority figure demands to know meaning of this,1 | |
| axl rose has something to say about that vocal range chart,0 | |
| thursday's morning email: the republican tax plan's last-minute hurdles,0 | |
| clinton hurls feces at detractors,1 | |
| jewelry company jumps gun with engagement ring commercial featuring polyamorous triad,1 | |
| coworker retreats to remote corner of office to complete disgusting food order,1 | |
| ice opens new supermax detention center for most hardened toddlers,1 | |
| when parents part,0 | |
| overpopulation concerns force u.s. to reopen south dakota,1 | |
| fatal school bus crash cements bff status,1 | |
| report: most americans now getting their news while peeking out between fingers,1 | |
| study finds average american inadvertently eats equivalent of 8 pieces of fruit per year,1 | |
| business innovation: what market leaders can learn from video games,0 | |
| infants piling up at orphanage's old address,1 | |
| never-before-heard buzzword flying around office can't be good,1 | |
| eerie sci-fi short explores quest to feel 'connected' with a surprising star,0 | |
| activists to deliver 'spines' to chuck schumer to protest cabinet confirmations,0 | |
| michael phelps recreates his 'angry michael phelps face' on 'the tonight show',0 | |
| daddy yankee singing 'despacito' with cancer patient needs no translation,0 | |
| 'black panther' reminds us why pan-african unity is still important,0 | |
| marco rubio says he'd stop protecting dreamers from deportation on day one,0 | |
| 5 types of web content for driving extra traffic,0 | |
| tom izzo calls 2019 spartans best team he's ever threatened with violence,1 | |
| is fatherhood in cheyenne jackson's future?,0 | |
| pope francis pursues sinner across vatican city rooftops,1 | |
| whatsapp co-founder to leave company amid disagreements with facebook,0 | |
| rick santorum relieved no one has asked him about interracial marriage yet,1 | |
| pixies release secret song for record store day,0 | |
| 9 things all parents of college kids do but hate to admit,0 | |
| congress relieved to admit it's not going to accomplish anything this year,1 | |
| siblings playing tense game of chicken to decide who going to care for mom,1 | |
| area man a staunch single-gender voter,1 | |
| i donated my eggs so i could travel the world,0 | |
| remembrance is the beginning of the task,0 | |
| anti-abortion activists sing a dangerous song,0 | |
| entitled burger king employee wants $15 an hour just for dealing with worst of america every day,1 | |
| national enquirer turns on michael cohen,0 | |
| donald trump's supreme court would overturn roe v. wade,0 | |
| haim is back with new song and video shot by paul thomas anderson,0 | |
| nba players #prayforpaulgeorge after horrific injury,0 | |
| tv shows from your childhood that were super overrated,0 | |
| monica lewinsky: 'i'm not alone anymore' thanks to the me too movement,0 | |
| man swells with shame after entering zip code into girl scout cookie locator,1 | |
| pregnant ellie kemper isn't into strangers touching her stomach,0 | |
| beware intelligent men bearing caustic wits,0 | |
| activity made up to sell athletic shoes,1 | |
| billy eichner gives us a thanksgiving parade for people who don't have kids,0 | |
| "sudan used chemical weapons in deadly darfur attacks, amnesty says",0 | |
| teen choice awards honor cory monteith with posthumous surfboard,1 | |
| wkzn-tv concludes broadcast day,1 | |
| the president's mission to garner sympathy for white supremacists is utter nonsense,0 | |
| please stop saying these ridiculous phrases at work,0 | |
| lose the last 10 pounds: tips to help you reach your goal weight,0 | |
| senate bill 720: making it a crime to support palestinian human rights,0 | |
| onion social offers free medium t-shirt to anyone who has been a victim of stalking on their site,1 | |
| someone called the cops on jerry seinfeld over a lemonade stand,0 | |
| americans experiencing slightly different kind of numbness today,1 | |
| see the moon's newest crater,0 | |
| everyone ganged up on marco rubio at saturday's gop debate,0 | |
| woman longs for day when first female president can have tell-all book written about disgusting vagina,1 | |
| of course dick morris might join the trump campaign,0 | |
| "company to use internet to waste money, employees' time",1 | |
| lin-manuel miranda freestyles about life's most annoying minor inconveniences on 'ellen',0 | |
| this slo-mo watermelon vs. mortar is another kind of food porn,0 | |
| trump privately terrified his sexual assault victims will someday come forward,1 | |
| onion social ceo responds to company chaos by donating $50 to haiti,1 | |
| friday's morning email: trump: 'i thought it would be easier',0 | |
| literally no one supports lincoln chafee in latest poll,0 | |
| pentagon report concludes too many soldiers have same nickname,1 | |
| stephen colbert explains the conspiracies against donald trump in 1 nsfw diagram,0 | |
| macaulay culkin hoping some 'funny or die' writer comes up with video idea for him,1 | |
| "anarchists rise up, move to different cafeteria table",1 | |
| is obamacare repeal over? three possible outcomes,0 | |
| "when politicians think the microphone is off, they start getting real",0 | |
| lena dunham plans to dress as a planned parenthood doctor for halloween,0 | |
| celine dion performs emotional tribute at the billboard music awards,0 | |
| "2020 presidential candidate pete buttigieg announces bold plan for 2,500-mile intercontinental riverwalk",1 | |
| woman barely jogging,1 | |
| the cyberspace revolution: why are the media ignoring it?,1 | |
| california officials assure residents there still plenty of other natural resources to waste,1 | |
| sun goes out for a few seconds,1 | |
| kurrencykook.com gives new $100 bill mixed review,1 | |
| donald trump inspires new nsfw meaning of the acronym 'gop',0 | |
| disapproving michelle obama to be printed on all fast food containers,1 | |
| some people think starbucks is promoting 'gay agenda' on holiday cups,0 | |
| local pet store sells living things to just anyone off the street,1 | |
| sofia vergara made a surprise cameo during pitbull's grammys performance,0 | |
| connect four-playing sis pretty sneaky,1 | |
| colleges and universities should become sanctuaries for the undocumented,0 | |
| obama reminds nation that he's taking personal day next friday,1 | |
| "this ceo will send your kids to school, if you work for his company",0 | |
| how our allies in asia see the presumptive republican nominee,0 | |
| bruce springsteen proves he's 'the boss' by signing boy's tardy note,0 | |
| bush texting while mahmoud abbas speaks,1 | |
| maybe ridley scott should've read this memoir before replacing spacey with plummer,0 | |
| man needs emotional support only a woman can feign,1 | |
| the water war that will decide the fate of 1 in 8 americans,0 | |
| u.s. navy creates cool new 'ping' sound,1 | |
| congressman knows regular lobbyist's order without even having to be told,1 | |
| "report: hey, stephen tobolowsky is in this!",1 | |
| area man foolishly entrusted with genetic code,1 | |
| biologists discover billions of missing bees living anonymously in sacramento,1 | |
| 25 halloween costumes for men with beards,0 | |
| god struggling to remember how to make geodes,1 | |
| the problem with calling women 'females',0 | |
| will congressional nsa action matter?,0 | |
| this 'jaws' analogy did not end well for mike huckabee,0 | |
| fraternity members to undergo racial sensitivity hazing,1 | |
| report: fax machines still pretty impressive if you think about it,1 | |
| gay couples fight to be included on birth certificates,0 | |
| this is lazy-girl chic at its finest,0 | |
| new liver complains of difficulty working with lou reed,1 | |
| condé nast agrees to $5.8 million settlement in intern lawsuit,0 | |
| the secret to raising charitable children,0 | |
| lindsey buckingham goes his own way from fleetwood mac,0 | |
| john boehner explains why he's suing obama again,0 | |
| usc insists lori loughlin's daughter was admitted solely based on socioeconomic background,1 | |
| fox news host: trump fulfilled biblical prophecy by moving u.s. embassy to jerusalem,0 | |
| the important reason why we need to embrace creativity,0 | |
| suicide bombing near afghan parliament kills more than 30,0 | |
| vatican policymaking once again manipulated by powerful second commandment rights groups,1 | |
| "at this year's toronto film festival, it's the quieter performances that speak the loudest",0 | |
| excited cia director can't wait to declassify last night's incredible mission in middle east,1 | |
| iran denies making deal with u.s. to ship nuclear material to russia,0 | |
| 20 reasons you're so lucky to have a big sister (especially as a young woman!),0 | |
| trump won't stop joking about dating his daughter,0 | |
| lingerie-wearing boehner: 'we still have a very pretty speaker of the house',1 | |
| career-driven man beginning to worry entire identity no longer tied to job,1 | |
| isis operatives destroy hofner bass guitar signed by paul mccartney,1 | |
| poll finds 23% of americans would vote for jeb bush if candidate standing right next to them in voting booth,1 | |
| man experiencing first real moment of peace in years resuscitated,1 | |
| donald trump will not get his son-in-law's newspaper's endorsement,0 | |
| here's how many calories 6 summer olympic sports burn,0 | |
| dream vacation turns deadly for area houseplant,1 | |
| ctrl+ plus: a closer look at amc's halt and catch fire,0 | |
| selena gomez and james corden's rollercoaster karaoke is quite a ride,0 | |
| lazy wildlife rescuer lets oily pelicans pile up in sink for 5 days,1 | |
| pfizer mercifully puts down another batch of trial patients,1 | |
| area man glad his brother is giving mom grandkids,1 | |
| "on the anniversary of trump's inauguration, the government is shut down",0 | |
| police make arrest in socal lemonade stand heist,0 | |
| unclear if grandma just friends with 81-year-old widowed man,1 | |
| the summer's dumbest video game is also kind of my favorite,0 | |
| eric holder loads ipod with ap phone conversations for morning commute,1 | |
| man unsure how to expose self to woman he likes without coming off as a creep,1 | |
| oven preheated for 16 seconds,1 | |
| energy department official who called obama a 'kenyan creampuff' resigns,0 | |
| taliban making military gains in afghanistan,0 | |
| evangelical leaders release anti-lgbtq statement on human sexuality,0 | |
| "'invisible airwaves crackle with life,' reports geddy lee from man's detached earbud",1 | |
| u.s. soldiers to be equipped with powerful mandibles,1 | |
| on feminism: but i like being a girl,0 | |
| "dry, flavorless cupcake disappointing to last bite",1 | |
| china introduces new one-uighur policy,1 | |
| romney receives 20-minute standing ovation at naawp event,1 | |
| a knicks' fan's open letter to santa,0 | |
| american express to offer 5 months of paternity and maternity leave,0 | |
| governor approves 24-hour waiting period for women voters,1 | |
| army drives 9/11 mastermind's lawyer to sacrifice his military career,0 | |
| what's next for uber?,0 | |
| trump style: insults and domestic abuse,0 | |
| gap unveils lightweight linen gift card for summer,1 | |
| 'twin peaks' finally resolves that terrifying cliffhanger,0 | |
| nation too sad to fuck even though it's what prince would have wanted,1 | |
| abe's visit will remind americans china's power must be checked,0 | |
| women's health and undernutrition in the u.s.,0 | |
| who needs the apple watch? this startup is building straps that make any regular watch 'smart',0 | |
| how artists are transforming detroit,0 | |
| why tina fey turned my life as a war reporter into a comedy,0 | |
| friday's morning email: hackers reportedly target u.s. nuclear plants,0 | |
| study: whites to be minority in donaldson family by 2027,1 | |
| does hollywood have a bias against films portraying disability?,0 | |
| nursing-home resident receives $5.25 worth of care per hour,1 | |
| ducks only interested in man's bread,1 | |
| pranksters slip kkk hoods and urine-proof sheets into trump tower's gift shop,0 | |
| w. kamau bell chimes in on politics and racism,0 | |
| twitter users blast donald trump for using hurricane harvey 'as political cover',0 | |
| isis used chemical weapons in syria: monitor,0 | |
| kidnapped hilton sisters appalled by captor's basement,1 | |
| melissa mccarthy's perfectly simple secret to a happy marriage,0 | |
| healthy aging tips for 30-somethings,0 | |
| "'you're my best friend,' says obama to drone that appears outside bedroom window every night",1 | |
| the must see attraction of 2015 in vegas,0 | |
| new employee has never known decadent pleasures of old office,1 | |
| quiznos releases new 6-foot-long party man,1 | |
| white house announces sasha obama to now be played by britney watkins,1 | |
| "stormy daniels, flouting nda, details trump affair to '60 minutes'",0 | |
| "prince harry, meghan markle set up bridal registry at london-area target",1 | |
| man who couldn't defeat george w. bush attempting to resolve israel-palestine conflict,1 | |
| son attempts to cultivate parents' interest in better movies,1 | |
| success and still enjoying your 'happy place',0 | |
| dukes of hazzard sharply declines in kitsch value,1 | |
| karen mcdougal released from contract restricting her from discussing trump affair,0 | |
| best career advice: find a need and fill it,0 | |
| martha stewart's new wine service makes your drinking martha-approved,0 | |
| ad campaign for new $20 bill a success,1 | |
| disturbing new ad reveals the future of the gop under trump,0 | |
| paul mccartney's mix-cd for new girlfriend a little self-indulgent,1 | |
| travis kalanick takes leaves of absence from post as uber ceo,0 | |
| tsa agent can't bring himself to make dad take off comfy shoes,1 | |
| kavanaugh sweating bullets after betting life savings on being confirmed to supreme court,1 | |
| bin laden returns to sea,1 | |
| "'no way to prevent this,' says only nation where this regularly happens",1 | |
| trumpismo! and american fascism,0 | |
| why jillian michaels is reclaiming 'fag' and 'dyke',0 | |
| craig kilborn weds self in private ceremony,1 | |
| "huffpost hill - trump heads to louisiana, will distribute the classiest, absolute best mres",0 | |
| abused 12-year-old alabama girl doesn't think she can handle being a mom on top of everything else,1 | |
| learning the meaning of 'family' -- through intense homophobia,0 | |
| duchess kate hits scotland in a gorgeous blue coat,0 | |
| "sleeping man flanked by laptop, phone, earbuds like egyptian pharaoh buried with all his treasures",1 | |
| ted cruz says he's leaning no on the new obamacare repeal bill,0 | |
| how to actually get a bartender's attention,0 | |
| white house finally reveals whether donald trump has confidence in jeff sessions,0 | |
| "nevertheless, she persisted: a year after the first women's march, energy is still high",0 | |
| autonomy: the self-driving car and you,0 | |
| team obama's last gasp for middle east peace explained,0 | |
| revolutionary new alarm clock for the deaf uses no hammers,1 | |
| family impressed by extra effort father putting in to hide drinking,1 | |
| former nfl player to sue minnesota vikings over investigation into anti-gay allegations,0 | |
| you may not have noticed but there were almost no latino films in 2015,0 | |
| inside: spring fashions so glamorous you'll practically shit yourself,1 | |
| japan calls for 'world without nuclear weapons' on hiroshima bombing anniversary,0 | |
| depressed wolf blitzer locks self in situation room,1 | |
| watch taylor swift and zayn trash a hotel room in 'i don't wanna live forever' music video,0 | |
| steve king vehemently denies comparing immigrants to people,1 | |
| 7 super seeds with big health benefits,0 | |
| "u.k. to also ban large electronics on some flights from middle east, africa",0 | |
| which jackson will dominate next year's headlines?,1 | |
| here's the real reason this so-called bernie bro cried at the dnc,0 | |
| why i don't want my kids to be happy,0 | |
| what to buy at zara for under $100,0 | |
| area woman has more than 200 products to help calm her,1 | |
| congressional candidate recounts childhood abuse in powerful campaign ad,0 | |
| congress allocates $500 million for development of funkier bass lines,1 | |
| are you selfish or self-responsible?,0 | |
| new lawn-care product makes neighbor's lawn less green,1 | |
| gop congressman turns science committee into platform for his own anti-science views,0 | |
| 'fire rainbow' supplants double rainbow as social media rainbow of choice,0 | |
| chinese state media threatens donald trump with 'big sticks' if he pushes for a trade war,0 | |
| disgusted researchers can't even bring themselves to find out how much mayo the average american consumes yearly,1 | |
| man faces obscenity charge after o'donnell's daughter found,0 | |
| "sales of chamomile tea, gas masks up sharply",1 | |
| line item on aetna insurance bill just 'paying for ceo's yacht',1 | |
| romney tailors nursing home visit to those who will still be alive on election day,1 | |
| thing that got area man a laugh to be done repeatedly for next 12 years,1 | |
| u.s. changes motto to 'america... we're gonna make ya smile',1 | |
| area man now checks inside boat in driveway every morning,1 | |
| michelle obama's face is on this teen's prom dress for the most inspiring reason,0 | |
| 'the bold type' creator on tackling sexual assault in the show's hopeful finale,0 | |
| presidential debate commission anesthetizes audience to prevent outbursts during debate,1 | |
| schumer trolls trump tax plan: you're doing it wrong,0 | |
| report: average american worker replaced within 10 minutes of taking vacation,1 | |
| netflix defends 'queer eye' episode where the fab five forced to euthanize completely hopeless slob,1 | |
| universe feels zero connection to guy tripping on mushrooms,1 | |
| congressional authorization,0 | |
| risk champ flunks geography test,1 | |
| poland spring develops new eco-friendly bottle that only takes 300 years to decompose,1 | |
| check it out: deer,1 | |
| report: americans most physically active when getting comfy,1 | |
| scientists discover mollusks are next evolutionary stage for humans,1 | |
| all-knowing invisible hand of free market once again guides millions in profits to nation's bead stores,1 | |
| "why the united states needs a ""ladenschlussgesetz""",0 | |
| joe biden tells latinos to 'make no damn apologies for anything',0 | |
| migrant child coming down from drugs freaked out to discover cage actually real,1 | |
| fed-up employee just about 14 years away from walking out door,1 | |
| man raised by wolves worried he's slowly turning into father,1 | |
| jared kushner quietly transfers 'solve middle east crisis' to next week's to-do list,1 | |
| doj lawyers will fly to minneapolis to probe jamar clark shooting,0 | |
| what do you know about the colors of nature?,0 | |
| nation demands more slow-motion footage of running basset hounds,1 | |
| "half of nation outraged at new, not-yet-released michael moore film",1 | |
| nation's flag nerds anxiously watching d.c. statehood push,1 | |
| "ariana grande, demi lovato, and selena gomez have a twitter love fest",0 | |
| snakes on caduceus clearly in love,1 | |
| encouraging new study indicates majority of u.s. students can now recognize math,1 | |
| the trump team keeps piling on criticism of mitt romney,0 | |
| finding the answer that's been there all along: how to discover the direction with wings,0 | |
| chipotle hires former critic to help improve chain's food safety,0 | |
| teen pulls off oscar-worthy promposal asking emma stone to dance,0 | |
| "girlfriend just wants to have low-key, laid-back valentine's day fight this year",1 | |
| swing latino takes colombian salsa to new heights on 'world of dance',0 | |
| how my daughter taught me that every moment is a gift,0 | |
| i am tired of the hypocrisy,0 | |
| website humiliating itself,1 | |
| badass surgeon puts on fingerless latex gloves before operating,1 | |
| today is green monday: the day to finish up your online shopping,0 | |
| valerie harper gives fans health update following hospitalization,0 | |
| cnn opens up 24-hour anonymous tip line for anyone with synonyms for 'mueller closing in',1 | |
| dunkin' donuts introduces new girl scout-flavored coffee,1 | |
| trump vehemently denies using word 'people' to describe african immigrants,1 | |
| watch john kasich lead an awkward david bowie sing-along,0 | |
| end the international drug war to control the afghan narco-state,0 | |
| "adult-entertainment industry donates $100,000 in charity sex to hurricane victims",1 | |
| daylight saving time yields massive daylight surplus,1 | |
| "before sunrise in vienna, austria",0 | |
| who will win and who should win at the 2015 emmys,0 | |
| entire blogosphere stunned by blogger's special weekend post,1 | |
| suburbanite shocked by poor condition of urban mall,1 | |
| thai premier eats entire bucket of chicken to calm bird-flu fears,1 | |
| lice having blast trying out different wigs at costume shop,1 | |
| janice to register three; janice to register three,1 | |
| 5 heroes who need your help amid aleppo crisis,0 | |
| salma hayek rips donald trump: 'he has never done anything for america',0 | |
| those close to nation say it showed dozens of warning signs leading up to massacre,1 | |
| joe wilson getting bored with no-longer-covert wife,1 | |
| more than meets the eye with tony awards frontrunner christopher jackson of 'hamilton',0 | |
| chinese man worried you can't have respectful debate about how amazing government is anymore,1 | |
| mom reports that hometown actually has a lot going on now,1 | |
| poet takes extra 5 minutes to vague up poem,1 | |
| the 'gilmore girls' revival is best when it talks about grief,0 | |
| "trump: 'i know that was pretty bad, but let's just say you're going to want to save your energy'",1 | |
| let's all get naked and pose like frozen chickens,0 | |
| cia issues posthumous apology after new evidence clears osama bin laden of involvement in 9/11 attacks,1 | |
| former mexican president to trump: 'your mouth is the foulest shithole in the world',0 | |
| mom tries to appear interested in daughter's documentary,1 | |
| "this is a bad tweet, 'hardball'",0 | |
| taxpayer outraged,1 | |
| "to fight radicalization in southeast asia, empower the women",0 | |
| trump nominee kathleen hartnett white ignores climate change in her own backyard,0 | |
| newlywed couple looks so deeply in debt,1 | |
| tented in iraq; interviews and winter edition,0 | |
| creepy older brand clearly targeting female 18-to-24-year-olds,1 | |
| hillary clinton 'breathing a big sigh of relief' after iowa caucuses,0 | |
| thoughts on national airborne day,0 | |
| married couple longs for days when they only quietly resented one another,1 | |
| 5 bad behaviors from the past that are now totally common,0 | |
| white male privilege squandered on job at best buy,1 | |
| hear the siren from behind the fence,0 | |
| father of parkland victim creates powerful mural honoring son and 16 others killed,0 | |
| chinese general slams japan and the u.s. at security meeting,0 | |
| the fallacy of state-coerced marriage officiants: a primer from the military chaplaincy,0 | |
| "in attempt to jump-start economy, obama declares tuesdays ladies' night",1 | |
| heinz introduces industrial-sized ketchup packet,1 | |
| lightning strikes at german music festival injures scores,0 | |
| 'the voice' contestant records 'love letter' to kim jong-un,0 | |
| obamas decide to stay in white house until daughters finish high school,1 | |
| area nephew a very funny young man,1 | |
| hair salon's 'quiet chair' is a dream for haters of smalltalk,0 | |
| 20 ways not to talk to your teenage daughter - then how to fix things,0 | |
| 12 weird sports rules you may not have heard of,0 | |
| water pistol fired using sideways gangsta grip,1 | |
| sexual predator gets tenure,1 | |
| don't get excited about polling numbers for a couple of weeks,0 | |
| h.r. 2651 fans storm senate floor after passage of bill,1 | |
| "adam sandler fans disappointed by intelligent, nuanced performance",1 | |
| michelle duggar opens up about teenage struggle with bulimia,0 | |
| shaky ukrainian ceasefire largely holds,0 | |
| israel builds new settlement to host palestinian peace talks,1 | |
| what i learned about business from making art,0 | |
| area man overly proud of never wearing underwear,1 | |
| theresa may recommits to nhs after receiving stark reminder of abysmal state of u.s. mental health care,1 | |
| taylor swift wins video of the year for 'bad blood' at 2015 vmas,0 | |
| cnn to get all information from in-house channel 'cnn-cnn',1 | |
| huffpollster: carly fiorina probably won't help ted cruz save his campaign,0 | |
| "amazon warehouses stocked with 20,000 doctors in preparation for healthcare launch",1 | |
| the 'bear-naked chef' brings his mouth-watering skills to europe,0 | |
| jukebox pretending oasis cd too scratched to play,1 | |
| here's why the college admissions process is bonkers,0 | |
| 13 irish baby boy names in time for st. patrick's day,0 | |
| man claims ex cares more about 'nonexistent' singing career than their daughter,0 | |
| from walls to wheels: driving art in high gear,0 | |
| kate mara: it's 'quite an honor' to play a female superhero,0 | |
| "what is vidcon? and why did 20,000 teens show up?",0 | |
| mötley crüe signs sexual-harassment guarantee,1 | |
| "'i'm afraid you won't be coming to our new headquarters,' declares alexa as amazon execs find themselves locked in seattle office",1 | |
| senate resolution celebrating second founding is just the beginning,0 | |
| why you should use conditioner before getting in the shower,0 | |
| "netflix, disney and school choice",0 | |
| on losing a friend,0 | |
| jeb bush quits firm that profited from obamacare,0 | |
| thursday's morning email: va scandal worse than previously thought,0 | |
| 7 havana attractions you can't wait to see,0 | |
| "5,000 jack-o'-lanterns stun in haunting halloween display",0 | |
| area man having one of his little bursts of energy where he tries to write a song,1 | |
| what to do about charlottesville,0 | |
| republicans still don't have the votes to replace obamacare,0 | |
| peyton manning's wife quietly asks how much longer papa john going to crash on their couch,1 | |
| omarosa was right and wrong in joining trump,0 | |
| melissa etheridge marries linda wallem,0 | |
| man intensely public,1 | |
| shy congressman wishes other lawmakers would include him in their crimes,1 | |
| ava duvernay on trump's america: 'art will be our weapon',0 | |
| the mid-sex realization that changed everything,0 | |
| frankie grande pays the 'indoor boys' a surprise visit,0 | |
| parents of 12-year-old say son killed himself after being bullied over sexuality,0 | |
| rock and roll hall of fame retires 'd' chord,1 | |
| unclear if shirtless man in black-and-white film once considered attractive,1 | |
| hillary clinton is making big promises to ufo believers,0 | |
| washington players celebrate on the field with simulated 'stop and frisk',0 | |
| foot-long hoagie used as ruler,1 | |
| greyhound launches new in-bus magazine,1 | |
| "for palestinians, there is no leaving on a jet plane",0 | |
| watch: what it's like to identify as asexual,0 | |
| saudi crown prince's unprecedented power grab could come to haunt him,0 | |
| area cat allergic to kevin strenlow dander,1 | |
| huffpost rise: what you need to know on december 3,0 | |
| bush frustrated by mother's constant questioning of his plans post-white house,1 | |
| "advertiser reaches out to youth with off-set, mixed-typography font",1 | |
| producer tells actress non-disclosure agreement pretty standard for getting away with abusing his power,1 | |
| "chewing, and choking, on false (nutritional) equivalence",0 | |
| 5 easy breakfast bowls that are healthier than cereal,0 | |
| another comedian ruined by parenthood,1 | |
| russia seeks economic revenge against turkey over jet,0 | |
| new don blankenship campaign ad touts jobs created in wake of upper big branch mining disaster,1 | |
| mother's day card finally arrives,1 | |
| "can america be saved?: how did 'yes, we can!' become 'no, we couldn't'? (part one)",0 | |
| twitter reminds alec baldwin at least he has a job for next 4 years,0 | |
| report: someone robbed that kfc again,1 | |
| local cat attempts world record for things sat on,1 | |
| 'san andreas' kills at the box office,0 | |
| do (strawberry) blondes really have more fun?,0 | |
| muslims respond to hateful protests with voter registration drives,0 | |
| study finds americans lead world in ability to justify unnecessary purchases,1 | |
| dean mentions he'd make a great secretary of health and human services,1 | |
| vengeance-minded glacier just biding time until next ice age,1 | |
| time to redefine and de-silo online safety efforts,0 | |
| are you catching other people's emotions?,0 | |
| incredible new slate of documentaries to elevate everyday lgbt heroes,0 | |
| olivia delivers a classic shondaland elevator moment in exclusive 'scandal' clip,0 | |
| watch two gay cowboys get intimate in this steamy new music video (nsfw),0 | |
| woman fulfills manifest destiny of hardwood floor throughout home,1 | |
| "we just can't back donald trump, 30 former gop lawmakers say in letter",0 | |
| 7 genius napping inventions to get you through monday,0 | |
| microsoft fights u.s. government over data requests,0 | |
| "arcade fire, bon iver, strokes form supergroup for one night only",0 | |
| roommate dancing while he thinks no one's watching is amazing,0 | |
| "broward sheriff's deputy stole dvds, toys from walmart while in uniform: police",0 | |
| read the new federal court ruling blocking trump's travel ban,0 | |
| area man proud of blood type,1 | |
| study finds humans only animals capable of recognizing former selves in mirror,1 | |
| 10 ways i am failing adulthood,0 | |
| crude but functional starbucks hewn from rock facing,1 | |
| pence relaxes onstage by imagining entire debate audience burning in hell,1 | |
| tenants feel guilty asking elderly maintenance man to fix anything,1 | |
| bashar al-assad shares laugh with military leaders over time he once wanted to be a doctor and help people,1 | |
| "american dream week a smashing, mostly uninvestigated success",0 | |
| "would you pay $5,000 for wine and beer glasses made of cheese?",0 | |
| office janitor asks to work from home,1 | |
| town proud of water tower,1 | |
| "in major gaffe, obama forgets to dumb it down",1 | |
| missouri democrats filibuster for 39 hours to stop anti-gay 'religious freedom' bill,0 | |
| resigning house leader cantor reflects on all the accomplishments he thwarted,1 | |
| stressed-out paul ryan uses cheat day to indulge in one bipartisan vote,1 | |
| report: just go ahead and tell yourself bribery is the only reason you didn't get into columbia,1 | |
| budapest protesters fight government shutdown of soros-founded university,0 | |
| area man proud he can still fit into car from high school,1 | |
| deporters-in-chief: gop will lose the 2016 election,0 | |
| pond a little too serene,1 | |
| here's how you can help lgbtq communities around the country,0 | |
| 87% of man's memories shame-based,1 | |
| we're all connected,0 | |
| five stupendous lies told by buglers for military intervention in syria,0 | |
| "maybe ""billionnaire"" should mean helping 1 billion people instead of making $1 billion",0 | |
| nation admits they only care about freedom of speech for imparting information about 'star wars' shit,1 | |
| neil degrasse tyson lets slip that he's been to mars,1 | |
| rudy's america,0 | |
| liver flees george jones' body,1 | |
| bourbon helps carpet salesman forget about carpeting for awhile,1 | |
| rahm emanuel concerned gun violence could spread to parts of city he gives shit about,1 | |
| corbett friend screwing with newspaper endorsements,0 | |
| host who ben affleck got handsy with in 2004 says it was an 'on-camera game',0 | |
| lunch barely misses area man's vital organs,1 | |
| hip-hop man enjoys making musical rapping sounds,1 | |
| teen scores awesome oral cancer poster,1 | |
| will a mega-billionaire rescue america from gop's insurance mayhem?,0 | |
| toenails regenerating,1 | |
| cable-tv judge overruled by network-tv judge,1 | |
| baltimore mayor stephanie rawlings-blake will not seek re-election,0 | |
| it takes about 20 celebrities to explain why 62 million girls are being dumbed down,0 | |
| 6 queer couples share their definition of black love,0 | |
| free lock boxes tied to safer gun storage in family homes,0 | |
| jill soloway has a simple fix for ending hollywood sexism,0 | |
| senate amendment would dramatically improve how doctors treat heroin addiction,0 | |
| national association advances colored person,1 | |
| protests over police violence spread around u.s.,0 | |
| least popular guy at house party really hitting it off with dog,1 | |
| the worst place in the world for a child,0 | |
| air force will no longer require 'so help me god' in enlistment oaths,0 | |
| ted cruz will speak at the gop convention,0 | |
| what if they held an anti-immigrant party and nobody came?,0 | |
| activist puts two vampire bats in his mouth ... because?,0 | |
| these photos show the strength of students as they protest gun violence,0 | |
| jewish man charged with hate crime resurrects brooklyn's racial tension,0 | |
| ivy-covered home like that on inside too,1 | |
| second-grade class has no questions for visiting local historian,1 | |
| this former duke star has high hopes for an nba career,0 | |
| indian-american couple's accent makes fight adorable,1 | |
| david geist opens up about events that brought him closer to the 'flame',0 | |
| rand's filibuster two-fer,0 | |
| nobody watched matthew mcconaughey's forgotten youtube channel until now,0 | |
| brotherly advice,0 | |
| parents formally announce transfer of expectations to second child,1 | |
| no shelter: counting the homeless in seattle,0 | |
| inmates scrambling to replace whitey bulger in prison production of 'guys and dolls',1 | |
| diy holiday gift bag,0 | |
| 5 lessons from a twenty-something divorcée,0 | |
| area man experimented with sex back in college,1 | |
| "yoga, mindfulness and weight management",0 | |
| trump complains about overly complicated controls needed to operate modern-day doors,1 | |
| historical archives: john jameson's miracle concoction,1 | |
| new evidence this simple reform would get a lot more people registered to vote,0 | |
| 10 smart gift ideas for the healthiest cook on your list,0 | |
| water pistol fired using sideways gangsta grip,1 | |
| "huffpost expands its reporting, video and audio teams with latest round of new hires",0 | |
| women's strike a sobering reality check for subway masturbator,1 | |
| party host proudly informs guests they're eating shark,1 | |
| area woman can't understand concept of suggested donation,1 | |
| why email is microsoft's secret weapon,0 | |
| hypothetical multi-ethnic customer base smiles down from hmo billboard,1 | |
| riverboat horseracing fails utterly,1 | |
| rubenesque woman has picassoesque face,1 | |
| lazy event planner throws 'bags of ice'–themed party,1 | |
| un chief warns that women's rights are under attack worldwide,0 | |
| area dad didn't shell out $100 at aquarium for lecture about ecosystem,1 | |
| why lebron wanted to go home,0 | |
| gay marriage opponents warn supreme court ruling could put nation on slippery slope to rationality,1 | |
| turkey clamps down on mine disaster protests as death toll reaches 301,0 | |
| aarp calls for 'comfier booths' at denny's,1 | |
| americans increasingly believe labor unions benefit the economy,0 | |
| new ted nugent cologne tested on 'every goddamn animal we could find',1 | |
| sudden burst of confidence not sure where the hell it came from either,1 | |
| "no complaints if a remake of 'emma' with jon hamm and emily blunt got thrown our way, nation's girlfriends report",1 | |
| neighborhood has gotten a lot safer since mayor vanquished fire troll,1 | |
| starting unicorn companies: fireeye,0 | |
| crops begin emerging from farmlands across nation as monsanto ceo slowly raises arms,1 | |
| man has pretty good idea which friend going to give up on dream first,1 | |
| here are ways to express your feelings on trumpcare,0 | |
| doctor informs woman he's overweight,1 | |
| "prosecutors in tamir rice case bizarrely pointed toy gun at witness, lawyers allege",0 | |
| alan colmes loses argument with nephew,1 | |
| beautiful nurse gives teen enema,1 | |
| white house adds eight inches to white house fence,1 | |
| scientists find human vocal cords developed over millennia to lower voice when speculating on acquaintance's sexual orientation,1 | |
| what is a 'male body'?,0 | |
| clinton: 'fuck this president shit',1 | |
| "bush vows to discover, legalize aliens on american, martian soil",1 | |
| vacationing family visits world's biggest asshole,1 | |
| the inside story of how congress sent the stock market tumbling,0 | |
| "kool-aid, hi-c make backroom deal to destroy tang",1 | |
| "report: majority of pay phone conversations begin, end in tears",1 | |
| john legend gushing about chrissy teigen and baby luna is just the cutest,0 | |
| democratic scouts head to tampa to get closer look at mitt romney,1 | |
| harvard's black students pen powerful response to grand jury decisions,0 | |
| van jones: tough-guy 'trumpzilla' has become 'president snowflake',0 | |
| "an iceberg the size of rome may have killed 150,000 penguins (update)",0 | |
| a new way to buy gold,0 | |
| the alabama redemption – perhaps not so surprising,0 | |
| nation suddenly realizes it never had to worry about john mccain dying over past 8 years if he'd become president,1 | |
| new historical evidence suggests most pilgrims sailed back home to celebrate first thanksgiving,1 | |
| cash back incentives: a winning strategy for health insurers and consumers,0 | |
| son never showed such dedication until starting football hazing,1 | |
| my worst career move,0 | |
| apple will turn next iphone into wallet,0 | |
| kotex introduces new leak-proof brush-on vaginal sealant,1 | |
| india opens new mohandas k. gandhi nuclear-testing facility,1 | |
| senator misses simpler time when he could do abominable things in peace,1 | |
| "softball camp hits home run, pairs amputee military members with kids who've lost limbs",0 | |
| the controversial way some california schools are handling students' misbehavior,0 | |
| candidate delighted to be in chair factory,1 | |
| daily meditation: connecting with the earth,0 | |
| child's loose grasp on balloon only thing between peace and anarchy at restaurant,1 | |
| report: crooked border guards planting illegal immigrants in cars,1 | |
| the crossfit case for equal pay,0 | |
| "wall street lobbyists and d.c. ""insiders"" wrong (again) on dol conflict of interest rule",0 | |
| to our students after the confirmation of betsy devos: we've got this,0 | |
| man coming to terms with fact that shower not getting any hotter,1 | |
| australia's deputy prime minister resigns amid mounting scandals,0 | |
| why i didn't reveal i'm deaf in my online dating profile,0 | |
| two folks wield lightsabers against fireworks from the dark side,0 | |
| trump administration finds a new way to fight with the uk,0 | |
| trailblazing colleague makes historic contact with people who work on other floor,1 | |
| an epidemic of gun silence,0 | |
| report: average american spends 25% of life waiting in line at cell phone store,1 | |
| congress demands to know how facebook got people to give up their civil liberties without a fight,1 | |
| guest searches hand towel for low-traffic area,1 | |
| "lightning bolt blasts washington monument as mike pence, pete buttigieg locked in battle of prayers on national mall",1 | |
| area man somehow endures harrowing entertainment-free commute,1 | |
| ashcroft loses job to mexican,1 | |
| full-circle friendship rooted in triple negative breast cancer,0 | |
| cartoon character translated seamlessly into noodle,1 | |
| uncle strikes out hard with book gift,1 | |
| pence spends 621st straight sinful day coveting his neighbor's job,1 | |
| "german luftwaffle chain offers waffles, overwhelming air superiority",1 | |
| donald trump implodes his way to strongest fundraising month yet,0 | |
| "new 'game of thrones' teaser shows cackling, power-mad george r.r. martin burning completed 'winds of winter' manuscript",1 | |
| a warm welcome in mumbai,0 | |
| watch: stories you won't believe from some of the world's dirtiest jobs,0 | |
| "florida newspaper blasts marco rubio: 'you are ripping us off, senator'",0 | |
| assessing our children to death,0 | |
| hillary campaign releases footage proving that she is in perfect health,0 | |
| world's supermodels form hall of justice to protect ordinary models,1 | |
| mit scientists perfect $30 million love tester,1 | |
| mohawked rex tillerson warns u.s. democracy threatened by plutocratic fascist pigs fucking over the working man,1 | |
| conclude the nuclear deal with iran: failure is not an option,0 | |
| kendrick lamar wins pulitzer prize in music for 'damn',0 | |
| hubble telescope desperately struggling to contact nasa after witnessing murder on ganymede,1 | |
| relatives gather from across the country to stare into screens together,1 | |
| 'call my husband. i just killed my baby',0 | |
| why this father feeds his son freakish fruit and vegetables,0 | |
| new ted cruz campaign ad features his kids begging for beto o'rourke to be their new dad,1 | |
| "'could've been me,' grumbles merrick garland watching gorsuch hearings at bar with fellow highway maintenance workers",1 | |
| trump didn't need a watergate to sink his ratings to nixonian levels,0 | |
| breaking: mom dropped like 80 bucks on some necklace with an owl on it at the art fair,1 | |
| fbi: six dead not really 'mass' murder,1 | |
| some genius juxtaposing religious iconography and bodily waste yet again,1 | |
| surge soda is back! (and has already sold out once),0 | |
| the rnc asked tweeters to take a donald trump approval poll. they did so with glee.,0 | |
| "people are trying to listen to 'serial,' so can you kindly stfu?",0 | |
| toddlers debate whether 'dora's explorer girls' canon or expanded universe,1 | |
| tom snyder returns to the sea,1 | |
| queer teens face a shocking amount of violence and discrimination,0 | |
| why there's absolutely nothing wrong with celibacy,0 | |
| nasa celebrates 60th anniversary of launching first moon to orbit earth,1 | |
| fox news debuts premium channel for 24-hour coverage of alexandria ocasio-cortez,1 | |
| obama: opinions of 'some adviser' are no reflection of affordable care act,0 | |
| bruce springsteen on fence about playing assad's birthday gig,1 | |
| a murder in kurdistan,0 | |
| texas mom outraged because her daughter's school won't allow sunscreen,0 | |
| young billionaire's age not reported for sake of nation's ego,1 | |
| christian theme park features world's largest spanking machine,1 | |
| mom triumphantly drags hotel pool lounge chair back to family like fresh kill,1 | |
| kim davis's anti-gay views are going to cost her state big time,0 | |
| climate experts say only hope for saving planet lies with people who save napkins from takeout order,1 | |
| "sparring over soda tax, cities set referendums",0 | |
| 16 valentine's day jewelry ideas for girlfriends who hate corny stuff,0 | |
| pope francis reminds the world that caring for the earth is everyone's responsibility,0 | |
| how obama moved the cuba needle,0 | |
| surge soda again sells out on amazon,0 | |
| warden figures week in solitary ought to teach inmate not to be schizophrenic,1 | |
| watch a hawaiian volcano 'smile' for the camera,0 | |
| nevada secretary of state unveils new 'i voted' pasties,1 | |
| teary-eyed wrestlers bid farewell to friends made at summerslam,1 | |
| "meg whitman compares donald trump to hitler, mussolini",0 | |
| stephen colbert: trump tweets more to attack kristen stewart than condemn anti-semitism,0 | |
| justice department calls on ferguson to align level of institutional racism with rest of country,1 | |
| 7 poses to help you keep your new year's intentions,0 | |
| lesser piece of paper used to test pen's viability,1 | |
| the republican tax plans are all basically insane,0 | |
| 6-day visit to rural african village completely changes woman's facebook profile picture,1 | |
| sunday roundup,0 | |
| 24 movies you'll want to see over the remainder of 2017,0 | |
| new rumsfeld scholarship awarded to student who demonstrates potential to ignore geopolitical consequences of armed invasion,1 | |
| wall street executive telling friend how amazing it is to see clinton live,1 | |
| crush lasts entire bus ride,1 | |
| why did the dying grandma shred $1 million?,0 | |
| comedian david koechner was 'shocked' to be kicked off 'snl',0 | |
| k-y introduces new line of jam,1 | |
| "weak, ineffectual man will be right back with that account file",1 | |
| how the data world missed the boat on trump,0 | |
| biden donates collection of classic skin mags to those in need during holidays,1 | |
| "how not to hide your pregnancy in an underwear ad, a kylie jenner story",0 | |
| military drone takes advantage of gi bill education benefits,1 | |
| how repealing obamacare will hit the lgbt community extra-hard,0 | |
| shingles sufferer sick of explaining what shingles is,1 | |
| why this fierce model is ok with being called fat,0 | |
| "alan alda realizes it's less important than what's going on, but wonders if people know he's getting sag life achievement award",1 | |
| "trump is telling ""jokes,"" but nobody's laughing",0 | |
| joe biden shows up to inauguration with ponytail,1 | |
| concert security drastically overestimating fans' desire to get close to cheap trick,1 | |
| goddamn ficus plant should come with instructions,1 | |
| naked truth: how i learned to stop worrying and (sort of) love my body,0 | |
| nurses endure a shocking amount of violence on the job,0 | |
| leonardo dicaprio kisses bear before going up to receive oscar,1 | |
| "lisa kudrow, craig robinson and wyatt russell answer your wedding etiquette questions",0 | |
| area man dying to tell someone his cool password,1 | |
| teacher hoping students can tell he was once popular,1 | |
| doctors assure recovering patient he has many more years of looking at phone ahead of him,1 | |
| "the first chapter of harper lee's 'go set a watchman' has arrived, and readers are thrilled",0 | |
| clairvoyant vince vaughn accepts movie role before it's offered,1 | |
| westboro baptist church not really sure why they're picketing allan arbus' funeral,1 | |
| anarchy symbol updated to appeal to today's teens,1 | |
| "right whales could face extinction after deadly year, researchers say",0 | |
| kim kardashian gives us the first glimpse of saint west,0 | |
| bush campaign more thought out than iraq war,1 | |
| trump budget would turn more jails into de facto mental hospitals,0 | |
| 3 top officials leave epa amid scott pruitt scandals,0 | |
| mitt romney graciously accepts thing he has paid millions of dollars for,1 | |
| sex shop bathroom key attached to 18-inch double dildo,1 | |
| recent saving of planet attributed to working assets long-distance plan,1 | |
| area dog's rock bottom same as his peak,1 | |
| serious man pleased with how jowls are coming in,1 | |
| the istanbul nightclub attack finally united a divided country,0 | |
| gorilla won't stop saying 'gorilla' in sign language,1 | |
| put on your damn swimsuit,0 | |
| bush's eyelid accidentally nailed to wall,1 | |
| "'tall women in clogs' busts stereotypes about height, gender and more",0 | |
| jon kabat-zinn: 'the real meditation practice is how we live our lives from moment to moment',0 | |
| parents into new snack now,1 | |
| squirrel who lost paws in trap gets prosthetic wheels,0 | |
| acid trip better planned than vacation,1 | |
| trump forced to take on second job as cvs cashier in order to pay down business debts,1 | |
| american richard thaler wins nobel economics prize,0 | |
| here's christine baranski watching trump's inauguration on 'the good fight',0 | |
| personnel director really enjoyed meeting you,1 | |
| maryland gov. larry hogan says cancer is 95 percent gone,0 | |
| watch live: equal pay day rally with powher ny at city hall,0 | |
| pennsylvania supreme court chief scolds his own party for trying to impeach justices,0 | |
| sheryl sandberg talks about husband's death in personal commencement speech,0 | |
| huffpost hill - list of exciting job openings at goldman sachs grows,0 | |
| why the 99 percent keeps losing,0 | |
| mississippi bans soft drinks smaller than 20 ounces,1 | |
| only adult left in trump administration named 'mad dog',1 | |
| 'black panther' success will help fund boys & girls clubs' stem centers,0 | |
| kathryn bigelow - first woman to win oscar for best directress,1 | |
| "man recalls desperate, exhausting 14-month job search that made him want to get into sales",1 | |
| world's largest polluters set to meet by rising sea. will climate come up?,0 | |
| cybersecurity lessons from nba mvps lebron james and stephen curry,0 | |
| wall street journal editor directs reporters to get really mealy-mouthed covering trump,0 | |
| ken burns not sure how to turn down ray romano's repeated offers to narrate next documentary,1 | |
| porn-store change machine gummed up again,1 | |
| 1/5 of u.s. adults live in or near poverty,0 | |
| man wakes from nightmare relieved it only expression of his real-life problems,1 | |
| small-town residents come together for arby's raising,1 | |
| trump boys ransack mueller's office to steal answer key to questions for their dad,1 | |
| a frequent flighter's tips for drinking wine responsibly,0 | |
| pour it up! rihanna celebrates grammy win with rumored boyfriend hassan jameel,0 | |
| is art feminine?,0 | |
| obama's embarrassing ska album resurfaces,1 | |
| light from a black hole seen with a telescope for the first time,0 | |
| 10 things your mom never told you about work,0 | |
| coworker obsessively checks e-mail every couple of minutes,1 | |
| britney spears' abs are your monday morning workout motivation,0 | |
| hazards of the 'me' culture,0 | |
| "art that: a) amuses, b) challenges, c) leaves us in disbelief",0 | |
| anderson cooper shreds 'incoherent' trump: 'like a crazy person on a park bench',0 | |
| "physically fit, emotionally stable kim jong-un addresses un after finally getting nuclear ambitions out of system",1 | |
| photographer documents her grandmother's illness while searching for something more,0 | |
| nra spokesman: a hebrew?,1 | |
| "after brock turner case, this woman wants to tell the world what it costs to survive sexual assault",0 | |
| maid dreams children will one day be maids in wealthier households,1 | |
| how to rekindle a lost passion in your life,0 | |
| media company looking for ways to get rid of veteran 24-year-old employee,1 | |
| report: 45% of all randomly paired freshman roommates now at breaking point,1 | |
| growing up with the holocaust as a writer,0 | |
| 'game of thrones' creators frantically re-shoot finale to make peter dinklage death seem intentional,1 | |
| "pope francis says his time as pope will be short, misses pizza",0 | |
| offbeat congressman having trouble finding committee to fit into,1 | |
| west virginia teachers are making sure their students get fed while they're on strike,0 | |
| nation's grandmothers swept up in textile-messaging craze,1 | |
| "shit, friend just said something to obnoxious drunk guy on bus",1 | |
| "trump's problems aren't going away: despite conflicting testimony, americans will believe comey has told the truth",0 | |
| delta air lines resumes flights after computer systems suffer power outage,0 | |
| samantha bee makes it crystal clear what she thinks of ivanka trump's new book,0 | |
| trump base celebrates president for standing up to constitution,1 | |
| "'don't call it flesh-eating bacteria,' say florida officials",0 | |
| how to get a bikini body without buying a bikini body plan,0 | |
| report: shame of walking out without buying anything drives 90% of purchases at small businesses,1 | |
| alleged cop killer flew under radar,0 | |
| i'm finally ok with letting myself be 'uncomfortable',0 | |
| "with 'house on fire,' ty herndon aims to 'change hearts and minds'",0 | |
| redwood tree completes 300-year plan to lean slightly to left,1 | |
| the 20 funniest tweets from women this week,0 | |
| 'prince of pot' spends last 4/20 in prison,0 | |
| poll finds 2018 midterms resting on critical swing group of people who showed up looking for community center pottery class,1 | |
| "why human rights matter: u.s. should promote, not impose, liberty",0 | |
| obama readies for his big whcd night,0 | |
| pissed off from a lack of sleep? you might be 'slangry',0 | |
| the top 12 beauty tips we learned from our moms,0 | |
| your most common medicare questions answered,0 | |
| "paul reiser, benevolent possessor of many american hearts, looking to direct",1 | |
| failure to get into private college to be most financially responsible act of 17-year-old's life,1 | |
| hershey: u.s. income inequality is transforming the chocolate business,0 | |
| least avid sports fan tasked with fetching the next round,1 | |
| mayor daley's son appointed head of illinois nepotist party,1 | |
| baltimore residents urged to stay indoors until social progress naturally takes its course over next century,1 | |
| embarrassed jcpenney announces all it's sold in past year is two fleece jackets and a scattergories game,1 | |
| savings passed on to local woman,1 | |
| 4 bold lip looks for spring,0 | |
| man shows up with gun at alton sterling memorial,0 | |
| romney pledges to replace all foreign policy with jobs right here in america,1 | |
| 11 things you won't understand about happiness until you are happy,0 | |
| school official: laquan mcdonald lived a disadvantaged life,0 | |
| adult film industry replaces 500 porn stars with hydraulic robotic fisting arm,1 | |
| "historical archives: civil war pre-enactors have stage'd ""battle of bull run""",1 | |
| "stage door: death of a salesman, hell's belles",0 | |
| cia finds definitive evidence of second shooter in jfk assassination,1 | |
| the 'here comes honey boo boo' scandal: mama june speaks out,0 | |
| purina introduces 'own shit' dog food flavor,1 | |
| "trump: rescind obama's transgender directives, but 'protect everybody'",0 | |
| billionaire ceo donates rat's ass to world's poor,1 | |
| dee bogetti's gps guide for living in the moment,0 | |
| bush increasingly focused on how revisionist history will see him,1 | |
| move to houseboat regretted by third day,1 | |
| the smithsonian seeks to preserve the gazebo where tamir rice was killed,0 | |
| war talks begin at camp goliath,1 | |
| this influencer is using youtube to speak frankly about student loan debt,0 | |
| silencing milo,0 | |
| what happened when this writer matched with martin shkreli on tinder,0 | |
| ice cube gives fans hope for n.w.a reunion at coachella,0 | |
| pope francis sneaks leftovers to false god moloch at back door of st. peter's basilica,1 | |
| metta world peace thinks that matt barnes fight factored into derek fisher's firing,0 | |
| these 16 great videos remind us what it meant to be lgbtq in 2016,0 | |
| presidential debate ignores climate change ... again,0 | |
| emaciated peter alexander burns podium for warmth after being locked in abandoned press briefing room since december,1 | |
| why reese witherspoon says she's 'definitely' a southern mom,0 | |
| emotional elon musk recalls spending entire birthday working on concepts for mistreating employees,1 | |
| dallas shootings cast shadow over obama trip to spain,0 | |
| "hotel bar really hopping tonight, says hotel bartender",1 | |
| giant altoid headed toward earth'curiously strong' celestial body will extinguish all life,1 | |
| your spouse could make you more likely to survive heart surgery,0 | |
| report: it a miracle nothing has punctured your eye yet,1 | |
| fly on wall can't believe they're restructuring entire west coast division,1 | |
| "expert on international jewish conspiracy has never been more than 40 miles outside council bluffs, iowa",1 | |
| newlyweds regret saving sex for marriage,1 | |
| 'real world' star writes his own (queer) book of mormon story,0 | |
| furious meghan markle can't believe harry hasn't told family she's black yet,1 | |
| frozen tundra of emptiness stretching out forever and ever weighed against date with mike4763,1 | |
| #nevertrump conservative media will have to decide if never means never,0 | |
| mom could have used few more days to self before missing daughter returned,1 | |
| state department's anti-semitism office will soon have no staff,0 | |
| god admits he never created gerbils,1 | |
| jacob's pillow dance festival 2014 - daniel ulbricht/ballet 2014,0 | |
| report: nsa's intercepted data mostly not from intended targets,0 | |
| tennessee judge upholds state's lethal injection process,0 | |
| banksy exhibit inspires ex-drug addict to change his own life through art,0 | |
| nation's homophobic bigots pack it in,1 | |
| donald trump made the nicest ad for new travel ban in 'conan' spoof,0 | |
| tan asshole still on island time,1 | |
| "'this map will change the way you see westeros,' reports never-ending cascade of subhuman bullshit",1 | |
| man announces plan to take out anger on first less powerful person he sees,1 | |
| "man who just purchased 3,000 rounds of ammunition online perfectly sane, thinks man processing order",1 | |
| wildlife cleaning volunteer stuck with the gulls again,1 | |
| "suicide bombing a cry for help, vengeance against the infidel",1 | |
| spoof gum commercial chews away at islamophobia in the best possible way,0 | |
| everything reminds man of 'her',1 | |
| nation hopeful there will be equally random chance of justice for future victims of police abuse,1 | |
| mark zuckerberg: 'i regret' rejecting idea that facebook fake news altered election,0 | |
| report: 92% of americans would have gotten over ex by now,1 | |
| the 'million-dollar question' all happy couples ask,0 | |
| finding the common thread,0 | |
| 13 reasons to feel hopeful during a rough month,0 | |
| natural light very important to local man,1 | |
| houston police chief says he's sick of inaction on gun control,0 | |
| co-worker's drawer filled with toffee,1 | |
| ping-pong rules adjusted for girlfriend,1 | |
| police officer wouldn't have killed black man if he knew everyone would make such a big fuss about it,1 | |
| working mom wants it all,0 | |
| nina garcia admits fashion industry has a 'huge' race problem,0 | |
| veteran kind of surprised killing all those people didn't give him even a little ptsd,1 | |
| larry nassar was allowed to see patients during sexual assault investigation,0 | |
| adele's new bodyguard is sending the internet into meltdown,0 | |
| "'no way to prevent this,' says only nation where this regularly happens",1 | |
| "u.s., partners secretly agreed to allow iran to evade restrictions in nuclear deal: report",0 | |
| the overselling of ed tech,0 | |
| united airlines flies children with serious illnesses to santa's north pole,0 | |
| paul ryan's war on social security,0 | |
| hillary clinton: from symbolism to specifics,0 | |
| j.k. rowling reveals what her horcrux would be (if she had to make one),0 | |
| at least 23 ethical issues are dogging epa administrator scott pruitt,0 | |
| corporate merger renders thousands of coffee mugs obsolete,1 | |
| american torturing jobs increasingly outsourced,1 | |
| growing up in transylvania,0 | |
| buzz aldrin recalls how easy it was getting to the moon,1 | |
| teen girls reviewed super bowl commercials and what they discovered will surprise you,0 | |
| breaking: do you think we're doing a good job?,1 | |
| "hopes, dreams crushed by panel of d-list celebrities",1 | |
| what love is not: 11 truths i want my sons to know on valentine's day,0 | |
| key georgia democrat switches from clinton to sanders,0 | |
| "police officer doesn't see a difference between black, light-skinned black suspects",1 | |
| watch live: the solutions summit at un headquarters,0 | |
| stephen curry is way better than his dad at playing horse,0 | |
| "tai chi, part 1 (video)",0 | |
| the queer response to trump's promise to build wall along mexican border,0 | |
| nurturing mama: 5 ways that taking care of yourself is a gift to your child and family,0 | |
| 2-year-old unaware he's basis for 6 couples' decisions not to have kids,1 | |
| anonymous source informs bob woodward he hasn't been relevant in 40 years,1 | |
| the uptown beggar,0 | |
| new antidepressant makes friends' problems seem worse,1 | |
| midnight tea party in los angeles on 12/20,0 | |
| "there is no right way, just write",0 | |
| art professor revealed to be convincing fake,1 | |
| "firewood, bread top new russian agenda",1 | |
| conservative media finally starting to realize that racism is a problem,0 | |
| exclusive: bet responds after coming under fire from journalists and publicists,0 | |
| prison escapee appears in court,0 | |
| thin mints exchange hurried farewells as carol enters breakroom,1 | |
| performers frantically trying to incorporate spewing sewage pipe into rio opening ceremony,1 | |
| pennsylvania republican doubts vote he just suppressed would even have made a difference,1 | |
| therapist who spent decade working with sex-trafficking survivors urges client to go on about how boss is sometimes too curt,1 | |
| you're hired! change the process to fill the gender gap so women in tech win,0 | |
| why i'm choosing to move to nyc,0 | |
| man entering fog of insanity asked if this his first time at dave & buster's,1 | |
| 13 powerful essays from progressive people of faith in 2016,0 | |
| 2016 was awful for pretty much everything except podcasts,0 | |
| an authentic 1st century jerusalem burial shroud,0 | |
| sonoma sheriff battles with ice over misinformation on california wildfires,0 | |
| "for his new act, beloved drag queen john 'lypsinka' epperson is a man unmasked",0 | |
| friday talking points -- don't panic,0 | |
| obamacare helps uninsured americans become blindingly enraged at insurance companies,1 | |
| "paul o'neal, teen shot by chicago cops, suffered gunshot wound to his back",0 | |
| obama weighing his syria option,1 | |
| alton sterling protesters remind you what america keeps forgetting,0 | |
| guy sipping energy drink on subway probably heading off to snowboard in x games or something,1 | |
| congo postpones elections as opposition calls for general strike,0 | |
| "jonathan franzen slams jennifer weiner, again",0 | |
| color drains from michael flynn's face after single red dahlia drops out of envelope from russian intelligence,1 | |
| "hundreds of thousands on precipice of losing everything, yet no one seems to care?",0 | |
| shirtless goofball in flag underwear invades field at world series,0 | |
| 'roseanne' taping repeatedly interrupted by reporters trying to interview members of white working class,1 | |
| trump voters had a much better 2017 than clinton voters did,0 | |
| mindful parenting: how to respond instead of react,0 | |
| mta reminds new yorkers they can fucking walk,1 | |
| "dozens of leads, no arrests in ferguson police shooting",0 | |
| adorable 23-year-old yelling about economic injustice must have just read howard zinn for first time,1 | |
| voters excited to use midterms to put country back on different wrong track,1 | |
| arthamptons lifetime achievement award: ruth appelhof at the maidstone,0 | |
| "singapore airlines flight catches fire, no casualties",0 | |
| punk legend gives 'nazi punks f**k off' an update just for donald trump,0 | |
| how the world's worst ebola outbreak started from a single child,0 | |
| ariana grande issues 'donut fiasco' apology video that doesn't explain donut-licking,0 | |
| see miley cyrus freak out over a surprise phone call from hilary duff,0 | |
| "world's cartographers continue living secret life of luxury on idyllic, never disclosed 8th continent",1 | |
| report: papa will be so very cross you've lost grandfather's hunting cap,1 | |
| community garden sprouts first condom wrapper of spring,1 | |
| why clinton will win,0 | |
| "congressman torn between meaningless pledge to anti-tax zealot, well-being of nation",1 | |
| stephen hawking warns about dangers of ai as motorized wheelchair drives toward lake,1 | |
| publicist worried kanye west's support of trump will damage his carefully crafted public image as a manic self-absorbed lunatic,1 | |
| hillary clinton nabs victory in new mexico primary,0 | |
| coworker hastily leaves break room to avoid 'here comes the boom' spoilers,1 | |
| 'pharma bro' martin shkreli backs bush,0 | |
| top democrats defend bill clinton meeting with loretta lynch,0 | |
| controversial study links e-cigarettes to formaldehyde exposure,0 | |
| this couple just dropped a rap music video to announce their breakup,0 | |
| obama refutes allegation that he wiretapped trump tower during campaign,0 | |
| 'ass' finally inducted into video game hall of fame,1 | |
| "cuba, the us and obama's state of the union",0 | |
| higher one must repay millions to students over 'deceptive' financial aid practices,0 | |
| daddy hitting mommy with a chair this time,1 | |
| defiant north korea launches what appears to be icbm,0 | |
| hodor's mom makes the most savage joke about her son's tv death,0 | |
| "he told his boyfriend, 'i love you.' his boyfriend's response brought him to tears. (video)",0 | |
| super 8 offering writers residency for anyone working on suicide note,1 | |
| beyonce shares photo of blue ivy and jay z for father's day,0 | |
| "life on the lake: ""the encounter""",0 | |
| secretary cracks under administration of third raspberry margarita,1 | |
| who else besides joe biden might crash the debate?,0 | |
| new 'avengers' fan theory suggests key to beating thanos could be nothing because he not real and none of this exists,1 | |
| democrats fear that expectations for donald trump are a wee bit too low,0 | |
| donald trump and america's blood sport of choice,0 | |
| "mexico expects nafta talks by late august, economy minister says",0 | |
| 83-year-old sneaks into 65-to-80 singles dance,1 | |
| "at this prison, people and animals get second chances",0 | |
| donald trump: pulse attack 'wouldn't have happened' if 1 person had been armed,0 | |
| what if every school had this sign?,0 | |
| listerine introduces new mouth styling gel,1 | |
| hate preachers on qatar campus: obama gives qatar undeserved a+ on fighting incitement,0 | |
| area man nostalgic for time when ads targeting him not as sad,1 | |
| fda questions use of aspirin to prevent first heart attack,0 | |
| california marijuana businesses get their first commercial insurer,0 | |
| clarissa from 'clarissa explains it all' is all grown up in new book,0 | |
| u.s. consumers demand wider selection,1 | |
| 8-year-old forced to eat organic macaroni and cheese,1 | |
| zoologists admit you really got to hand it to bats for learning to fly,1 | |
| conversations with god about bush,0 | |
| male gaze falls on buffalo chicken bites,1 | |
| norwegian recipes: sweet vanilla custard buns!,0 | |
| president who bragged of groping women declares sexual assault awareness month,0 | |
| chinese takeout restaurant thought it had seen man at his worst,1 | |
| texas schools to no longer teach students about autoerotic asphyxiation,1 | |
| empty inner tube ominously exits mouth of lazy river,1 | |
| neighbor bragging about 20-pound box he fedexed,1 | |
| middle manager follows proper procedure,1 | |
| will the trump administration ever acknowledge climate change?,0 | |
| uber vows to repay nyc drivers 'tens of millions' after tax snafu,0 | |
| too many smartphone users taking dumb selfies with bears,0 | |
| guests emerge shell-shocked from rich people's wedding,1 | |
| this couple says they can orgasm for a whopping 18 hours,0 | |
| debris found in south africa could be from missing flight mh370,0 | |
| "onion social study finds no clear link between onion social use, uncontrollable vomiting of black bile",1 | |
| loser older brother looked up to,1 | |
| the secret to building a successful business that won't destroy the planet,0 | |
| real love isn't about finding someone who meets all the criteria on your list,0 | |
| man stuffs cash into shirt of gop congressman who voted to repeal obamacare,0 | |
| "gunman kills teen, police officer in shooting spree",0 | |
| report: still a few seconds left where plane low enough to crash with everyone surviving,1 | |
| entire house implicated by phish poster,1 | |
| baseball season rumored to be underway,1 | |
| katy perry shines bright like a diamond,0 | |
| meeting jon snow irl is apparently like seeing the 'mona lisa' for the first time,0 | |
| dad's fake movie poster gives bedtime with a toddler the dramatic treatment it deserves,0 | |
| "per tradition, ex-presidents watch obamas christen white house bed",1 | |
| kylo ren of 'star wars: the force awakens' was inspired by nazis ... sorta,0 | |
| al-qaeda member wistfully recalls time when radicalization done face-to-face rather than online,1 | |
| 5-year-old reluctantly lets crying mom sleep in his bed again,1 | |
| area man winded after particularly lengthy wendy's order,1 | |
| breaking: mrs. nichols also daniel's mom,1 | |
| new study finds americans are living too long,1 | |
| i'm a nightmare ex-girlfriend — and i'm cool with that,0 | |
| "'don't make me regret this,' mueller tells rick gates before uncuffing him to work on investigation together",1 | |
| fucking oasis to probably be worked into olympics opening ceremony,1 | |
| household cleaning tips for cold and flu season,0 | |
| khloe kardashian says no one was doing cocaine at kylie jenner's graduation party,0 | |
| patrick dempsey's wife files for divorce,0 | |
| woman flattered complete stranger would say something so nice about her tits,1 | |
| the overlooked way that companies can make workers more loyal,0 | |
| "with a little luck, trump and his cronies will disrupt their own plans",0 | |
| prince william may have just hinted at the new royal baby's name,0 | |
| bob saget says mentor bill cosby has been 'tarnished' by 'despicable' acts,0 | |
| sean hannity goes berserk after losing conservative media award,0 | |
| national geographic finally captures rare shot of antelopeater feeding,1 | |
| passport robot tells man of asian descent his eyes are too closed,0 | |
| st. peter scrambling to throw few more innocent souls into hell to meet monthly quota,1 | |
| things you say in emails vs. how you look typing them,0 | |
| the sales of the week will make you forget that it's 30 degrees in april,0 | |
| beautiful spring day no match for last 35 years of man's life,1 | |
| trump's wavering promises and scandals complicate israel trip,0 | |
| area priest to get out of priesthood as soon as parents die,1 | |
| study: marriages between perfectly matched couples should still only last about 15 years,1 | |
| woman says cops 'murdered' brother in tussle after breaking into home without warrant,0 | |
| think going on a diet is harmless? think again.,0 | |
| the 3 (unlikely) artists i'm obsessing over this year,0 | |
| bobby brown thanks fans for support during 'rough times',0 | |
| how have fame and fortune shaped the business of being an artist?,0 | |
| this school gave kids more recess. here's what happened.,0 | |
| holy crap! british artist will cast your anus in bronze (nsfw),0 | |
| queer aussie men strip down for intimate indie magazine pictorial,0 | |
| gop leaders assure sobbing rubio it not his fault party splitting up,1 | |
| fiscal challenges for nyc's health and hospitals corporation,0 | |
| nbc fires mark halperin following sexual harassment and assault allegations,0 | |
| report: majority of add cases go undiagnosed until child's first public failure,1 | |
| former mouseketeer marque 'tate' lynche found dead at 34,0 | |
| feds find criminal wrongdoing in g.m.'s failure to disclose defect,0 | |
| conservatives urge facebook users to use american flag filter to fight against rainbow pics,0 | |
| 11 free gifts every entrepreneur seeking success and balance should give themselves,0 | |
| belt looks weird on child,1 | |
| "study links binge eating to stress, contentment, depression, joy, boredom, anger, relaxation",1 | |
| the question all real-life 'heroes' ask themselves,0 | |
| shop class in rich school district just teaches students how to deal with general contractors,1 | |
| pope francis packs swimming vestments just in case there pool at hotel,1 | |
| how american sniper became a surprise mega-hit honoring america's martial culture and highlighting the futility of the iraq war,0 | |
| we now have even more proof that coffee cravings are genetic,0 | |
| pelosi throws cold water on tax extenders bill as talks run down to the wire,0 | |
| ongoing chicanery with the gehry memorial,0 | |
| cute couple on same antidepressant,1 | |
| how to be a parent your child wants to talk to,0 | |
| new report finds humanity 10 years away from something called ash age,1 | |
| "roommate, girlfriend never seem to have sex",1 | |
| home homosexuality test now available,1 | |
| why this video of a boy zipping a jacket is so powerful,0 | |
| january jones wears many faces for violet grey,0 | |
| favorite stick brought inside,1 | |
| tracy morgan remains in critical condition,0 | |
| shocked vladimir putin slowly realizing he didn't conspire with trump campaign,1 | |
| zambia tired of being mentioned in 'news of the weird' section,1 | |
| john oliver's guide to everything students need to know,0 | |
| "'wow, no one saw this coming' nation groans as norway's 'kon-tiki' nabs best foreign picture nomination",1 | |
| how climate change is fueling violence against women,0 | |
| the 5 nba rookies you need to watch this season,0 | |
| this law lets abused animals get their own advocates in court,0 | |
| contrarian amazon user completely upends critical consensus on microfiber towels,1 | |
| bride and groom clearly have not kissed much,1 | |
| empty 'about us' page leaves chinese buffet's origins shrouded in mystery,1 | |
| vacation to israel canceled due to history of israel,1 | |
| ryan chugs down rhino horn and bull semen shake for mid-debate boost,1 | |
| ron cephas jones shares exciting details about season 2 of 'this is us',0 | |
| a letter to heather heyer's mother,0 | |
| 9 entrepreneurship lessons from the mountains,0 | |
| class clown has nothing on wilmot proviso,1 | |
| "ron paul blames florida loss on expensive advertising costs of poster board, markers",1 | |
| state department releases more clinton emails,0 | |
| how to help victims of louisiana floods,0 | |
| kelly clarkson announces new children's book about her daughter,0 | |
| obama accidentally seated next to taliban leader at tense white house state dinner,1 | |
| "singing, dancing man just getting started",1 | |
| the aftermath of an alleged chemical weapon attack in idlib,0 | |
| infuriating video shows meek mill making homeless man do pushups for $20,0 | |
| white house prepares to send congress $15 billion spending cuts package,0 | |
| video gamer in movie going for the high score,1 | |
| 'cupcake burglar' busted thanks to frosting,0 | |
| here are all the 2017 grammy winners,0 | |
| hot-dog craving ends after first bite,1 | |
| the clothes you're wearing may have been illegally made by syrian refugees,0 | |
| ryan seacrest catches up with 'captain phillips' star maersk alabama on red carpet,1 | |
| did the restaurant owner actually say that to a rabbi?,0 | |
| bobby jindal lies to parents about winning gop nomination,1 | |
| is jeb's mulligan on iraq convincing or a tar baby he can't escape?,0 | |
| beyoncé's mom steals the red carpet spotlight,0 | |
| charity notes even one dollar can help a needy child but you'd have to be a dick to give that little,1 | |
| deadly stabbing attack at maryland prayer center,0 | |
| mark wahlberg missed his brother's wedding,0 | |
| psychiatrists deeply concerned for 5% of americans who approve of congress,1 | |
| unwatched netflix dvd stares at area man with single unblinking eye,1 | |
| most americans think it's racist to talk about immigrants from 'shithole countries',0 | |
| price of gas rises to four expletives per gallon,1 | |
| the entrepreneurial advantage,0 | |
| breakthrough procedure allows parents to select sexiness of child,1 | |
| south korea's ousted leader arrested on bribery charges,0 | |
| comedian bashes 'snl' for not casting an openly gay man in over 30 years,0 | |
| ford unveils new sport-futility vehicle,1 | |
| offended mark meadows reminds colleagues he never once complained about capitol's integrated drinking fountains,1 | |
| nasa calls it a mission as curiosity rover fills up whole 2-gigabyte memory card,1 | |
| member of book group just loved this book a little less is all,1 | |
| healthy-looking d-rose throws ridiculous half-court pass out of a trap,0 | |
| 8 latinas every american woman should thank,0 | |
| "bush urges senate to give alito fair, quick, unanimous confirmation",1 | |
| "victor pinchuk, mistral warships, and the jews of ukraine",0 | |
| buyer of $450 million da vinci painting sort of assumed it would come with frame,1 | |
| obama again extends troop presence in afghanistan,0 | |
| area sorority girl concerned about war and stuff,1 | |
| bathroom-disinfectant ad reinforces obsessive-compulsive disorder,1 | |
| school teacher not about to risk her life for derek,1 | |
| gifs: the memphis grizzlies weathered this epic oklahoma city thunder storm,0 | |
| "with greetings from trump, pence says u.s. committed to europe",0 | |
| harris wittels wasn't scared to laugh,0 | |
| guess who?!,0 | |
| 15 stunning and clever accent chairs your home is missing,0 | |
| congress passes 34th short-term funding patch for highways,0 | |
| baby knocked out with cough syrup praised for being such a good little traveler,1 | |
| "abc plays 'the wrong song,' cancels 'nashville' after 4 seasons (update)",0 | |
| 34-year-old woman anxiously realizes she doesn't have much time left to have career,1 | |
| "join mary, joseph and the angels on a pilgrimage to jesus' birth",0 | |
| mitch mcconnell reminds senators that they'll have to make up government shutdown days at end of year,1 | |
| temp excited to begin first day as secretary of agriculture,1 | |
| see the latest empowering breastfeeding photo that's causing controversy on facebook,0 | |
| stingray loves when aquarium visitors squeal and recoil after touching it,1 | |
| gm covered with giant tarp until it has money to work on cars again,1 | |
| "taylor swift's cover of an earth, wind & fire classic is pissing people off",0 | |
| adrenaline supply intended for lifting car off loved one called upon to carry 4 grocery bags at once,1 | |
| celebrating the 10th anniversary of the huffington post,0 | |
| boyfriend's snack 200% of woman's daily caloric intake,1 | |
| nasa administrator announces he will open his body up to sexual tourism,1 | |
| hillary clinton bounces back in new hampshire,0 | |
| is taking birth control pills a band-aid treatment for pcos?,0 | |
| wolf blitzer walks into middle of olive garden commercial to announce breaking election results,1 | |
| linebacker faces suspension for genocide,1 | |
| why do some borrowers pay higher mortgage interest rates than others?,0 | |
| weak-willed intellectual infant checks to see how many more pages left in book chapter,1 | |
| there's been an explosion!,1 | |
| world meets premiere,0 | |
| "'it's been an honor, gentlemen,' shift supervisor says as giant vat of molten cheese erupts",1 | |
| how to redefine success like stephen curry,0 | |
| queen cersei reading insults from 'the bachelor' is what tv dreams are made of,0 | |
| world's leading scientists nervously stand next to poster-board displays as nobel committee walks through gymnasium,1 | |
| conservative acquaintance annoyingly not racist,1 | |
| self-destructing onion social algorithm delivers stirring monologue about folly of mankind's hubris,1 | |
| disturbingly deep voice emanates from minnie mouse costume,1 | |
| santa anita racetrack officials award first place to jockey who dragged dead horse 30 yards over finish line,1 | |
| new diet surge targets overweight snowboarders,1 | |
| "mega millions winner announces plans to lose touch with who they really are, become lost in soulless, gilded catacombs of sudden unearned wealth",1 | |
| steve bannon met with robert mueller's team for two days this week,0 | |
| white house staff reminded to place lids firmly on trash cans after steve bannon gets into garbage again,1 | |
| bee wishes it could hang around open soda can without everybody freaking out,1 | |
| report: there probably not the best place to stand,1 | |
| new documents show pompeo failed to disclose additional business ties to china,0 | |
| mitch mcconnell: 'i didn't think president trump had a chance of winning',0 | |
| actual governing to resume,1 | |
| 'why can i never seem to say the right thing?' weeps trump into pillow,1 | |
| npr acknowledges plagiarism in 10 music stories,0 | |
| snow angel,0 | |
| obesity swept the nation and now healthy schools are taking it back... with your help,0 | |
| australia travel tips: how to get the most out of the smallest continent,0 | |
| woman on tv engulfed in animated credit-card bills,1 | |
| how to pick the perfect retirement location,0 | |
| 'x-files' creator hints reboot may confirm that theory about scully,0 | |
| "convict sentenced to generating $80,000 to $100,000 in profits for private prison",1 | |
| beyoncé will reportedly join coldplay for the super bowl 50 halftime show,0 | |
| alcohol unfairly blamed for local man's impaired judgment,1 | |
| "sleeping airline passenger misses out on aisle-wide bacchanalia of peanuts, decaf coffee",1 | |
| who will be the next james bond?,0 | |
| the way to san jose - things to do,0 | |
| trevor noah compares trump surrogates to bizarre cirque du soleil,0 | |
| why it's important to read every word of every divorce document you sign,0 | |
| "so long, thimble: hasbro axes classic monopoly token",0 | |
| three escaping legislators shot from senate guard tower,1 | |
| dvd contains 87 minutes of previously unseen movie,1 | |
| gina rodriguez is bringing a show about an undocumented family to tv,0 | |
| frein's sister questions brother's injuries,0 | |
| man vows never to watch another sci-fi movie with physicist friend,1 | |
| actress misty upham reported missing in washington state,0 | |
| chuck yeager dies in fiery kitchen mishap,1 | |
| museum gift shop openly daring anyone to spend $450 on decorative geode,1 | |
| "this earth day, i stand for science",0 | |
| "'what happened?' keep asking, because we still don't know",0 | |
| henry rollins laboriously explains why buying organic is punk rock,1 | |
| seventh-grade class scrambling to piece together teacher's home life from desktop background before powerpoint opened,1 | |
| two non-binary college activists on creating space for themselves on campus,0 | |
| longtime heckler just kind of fell into heckling,1 | |
| nude aides huddled around trump assure him no one wearing wire,1 | |
| missing white girl drives missing black girl from headlines,1 | |
| 'wonder woman' shatters box office with biggest female director opening. ever.,0 | |
| nation stunned as man buys newspaper,1 | |
| the bible has no place in modern american society: sobering lessons from donald trump and kim burrell,0 | |
| trump's lawyer got restraining order against stormy daniels to keep her quiet,0 | |
| "monday's morning email: what's next for trump after his ""worst week""",0 | |
| mark wahlberg prays god will forgive him for this movie role,0 | |
| espn to have first female analyst call top soccer tournament on u.s. tv,0 | |
| latina student who filmed 'build a wall' chant speaks out about backlash,0 | |
| senator can't believe he has to come in on a wednesday,1 | |
| mccain gets hammered at local vfw,1 | |
| 10-month-old pug worried upon reaching age when father developed debilitating breathing problems,1 | |
| how everyone with a smartphone can feed a hungry child,0 | |
| how bet's 'rebel' is reshaping the narrative for black women in hollywood,0 | |
| tissue feeling a certain responsibility to lift tissue behind it halfway out of box,1 | |
| these young greeks want to change their country,0 | |
| lawyers opposing health care law cite kids-with-pre-existing-conditions-can-go-fuck-themselves clause,1 | |
| watch: meteorologist evacuates during live tornado report,0 | |
| two words that could save nypd -- and us,0 | |
| corey lewandowski cluelessly turns bomb suspect search into immigration rant,0 | |
| dnc criticized for overly restrictive debate rules requiring candidates have at least one policy position,1 | |
| apple announces new iphone with n-word on back knowing customers will buy it anyway,1 | |
| dip good,1 | |
| man with big stick to lead russia,1 | |
| coworker with fluorescent bike vest treats office to futuristic light show on way to desk,1 | |
| report: things finally as bad as trump claims,1 | |
| """why didn't her real mom want her?""",0 | |
| words of wisdom for the introverts in the classroom,0 | |
| plan 'l' switched to,1 | |
| charleston church holds first service since shootings,0 | |
| airlines change the carry-on rules,0 | |
| does japan need to be involved in the middle east?,0 | |
| tsa guy circling stuff on boarding pass with reckless abandon,1 | |
| obama nicks fbi director on clinton emails: 'we don't operate on innuendo',0 | |
| how fake meat may change our future thanksgiving dinners,0 | |
| navy officer runs half-marathon in 85-pound suit to raise money for veteran amputees,0 | |
| oxford student wins prize for photo of atom taken with dslr camera,0 | |
| diego luna's short film celebrates 'the immigrants that make the u.s. great',0 | |
| daily meditation: the call of adventure,0 | |
| 95-year-old woman uses lottery winnings to join 21st century,0 | |
| report: strongest human relationships emerge from bashing friend who couldn't make it out,1 | |
| george w. bush forgets to mention 9/11 in memoir,1 | |
| regular on sandy hook truth forum complaining about recent decline in quality of discussion,1 | |
| police officers replace 11-year-old's stolen xbox with a brand-new one,0 | |
| but she can talk?,0 | |
| joe arpaio's 'concentration camp' is finally closed,0 | |
| a painter searches for a more interconnected vision of humanity,0 | |
| resourceful man able to cobble together bad mood from handful of minor annoyances,1 | |
| new study finds americans scoot over at least 10 miles per year,1 | |
| "shopper takes bizarre journey beyond bed, bath",1 | |
| populist candidate gaining support among underrepresented corporations,1 | |
| "'please, melania, don't leave us!' pleads king of wooded faerie realm as first lady climbs back into tree hollow",1 | |
| king of comedy's death ignites 100-year war for throne,1 | |
| olive oil in skinny bottle obviously better,1 | |
| donald trump looks to newtown shooting truther for help winning florida,0 | |
| u.s.-trained syria rebels hand over equipment to al qaeda affiliate,0 | |
| university of texas professors sue to block guns in classrooms,0 | |
| the first trailer for abc's menéndez brothers documentary treats murderers like rock stars,0 | |
| man who willingly rented 'wrath of the titans' feels his intelligence has been insulted,1 | |
| two sisters tell 'heart felt' tale of taking down bad cholesterol,0 | |
| desktop zen rock garden thrown at assistant,1 | |
| taylor swift now dating suri cruise,1 | |
| millionaire pays for breast implants for rolls royce hood ornament,1 | |
| support pours in for 4-year-old whose prosthetic was stolen,0 | |
| shrinking majority of americans supports marijuana legalization,0 | |
| u.s. cities aren't ready to fend off the next flint,0 | |
| u.s. and britain call for immediate ceasefire in yemen,0 | |
| 10 lies everyone tells you about paris,0 | |
| "time's up, men: more than 300 women file for house races",0 | |
| asshole moves to part of city where all the assholes live,1 | |
| arby's regional manager's work done here,1 | |
| remembering the gotham book mart,0 | |
| hussein family can't bear to throw out uday's favorite nutsack shocker,1 | |
| the mind of the mass murderer,0 | |
| taxpayer costs for arias' defense top $2.7 million,0 | |
| monstrously 'nasty' ancient crocodile gets named after lemmy from motorhead,0 | |
| alito keeps telling supreme court how they did things in circuit court,1 | |
| starfucker gives stephen baldwin a hand job,1 | |
| new forced-retirement community opens for local 60-year-olds,1 | |
| the easiest step-by-step guide to start traveling,0 | |
| bush disappointed to learn chinese foreign minister doesn't know karate,1 | |
| financially struggling trump campaign holds fundraising riot,1 | |
| kavanaugh on sexual assault allegations: 'i miss high school',1 | |
| eating like an idiot for a weekend in san francisco,0 | |
| impatient nation demands supreme court just get to the gay stuff,1 | |
| history channel helicopter to give viewers bird's eye view of history,1 | |
| avoiding auto repair scams,0 | |
| "'new year, new caleb,' announces self-assured seventh-grader on first day of school",1 | |
| joe walsh executed to keep 'eagles greatest hits' sales ahead of 'thriller',1 | |
| trevor noah: 'moms are just like superheroes without the capes',0 | |
| philadelphia museum of art erects statue of overweight tourist posing next to rocky statue,1 | |
| reproductive health and rights in an age of inequality,0 | |
| breathing polluted air may increase the risk for kidney problems,0 | |
| white house publishes contact information of people who wrote to it concerned about privacy,0 | |
| progressive charter school doesn't have students,1 | |
| colleges begin establishing exchange programs in cuba,0 | |
| scientists put sleep-inducing power of agribusiness today into pill,1 | |
| billy crystal reprises his 'city slickers' role to enter 'westworld',0 | |
| beaver can't wait to get started on dam,1 | |
| construction crew arguing over who gets to use the fun tools,1 | |
| sleeping around: how to sleep in a sensory deprivation tank,0 | |
| "huffpost hill - trump bribes company to send jobs to mexico, scores huge win",0 | |
| bus driver appears to have had rough summer,1 | |
| 'mad men' actor wants mississippi to find hope in his wedding,0 | |
| former chesapeake ceo mcclendon indicted on conspiracy charges,0 | |
| dunkin' donuts/baskin robbins/pizza hut/taco bell/long john silver's opens,1 | |
| "8 awesome (yes, awesome!) things about toddlers",0 | |
| mueller loses visual on oval office camera after trump spills a1 sauce on bust of winston churchill,1 | |
| report: mom has plan for tub of whipped cream in fridge,1 | |
| general mills releases new lucky charms with 15 percent less leprechaun meat,1 | |
| 6 texas books that aren't about cowboys,0 | |
| the mesmerizing photographs of eva schlegel arrive at park hyatt vienna,0 | |
| congressional candidate distances himself from 'atheist' label,0 | |
| crisis and context for virgin galactic,0 | |
| this is the world's first official 'jewish tartan',0 | |
| "report: adjectives 'tony,' 'snarky' used only by media",1 | |
| monday's morning email: the next recession will be brutal. here's why.,0 | |
| michigan supreme court slams the door on jill stein's recount case,0 | |
| "christ appears in roman court to contest 2,000-year-old riot charges",1 | |
| six warnings about the film fifty shades of grey,0 | |
| donald trump leads by 20 points. here's why he could still lose.,0 | |
| video shows the heartbreak of loving someone with alzheimer's,0 | |
| grandma pulls pudding roll-ups from recesses of cupboard,1 | |
| seed of world war iii planted in beijing middle-school gym class,1 | |
| "going against the flow: diana paredes, ceo of suade",0 | |
| john stamos has no mercy when apparently throwing shade at drake bell,0 | |
| norway pledges $10 million to counter trump's global anti-abortion move,0 | |
| restaurant patron seeking corroboration that soda is not diet,1 | |
| sellout crowd greets sellout band,1 | |
| watch: fearless chihuahua takes on great dane in most endearing attack of all time,0 | |
| "obama clears 2,000 square miles of u.s. airspace for new free-range drone preserve",1 | |
| 'black-ish' creator: i don't want to see 'forced diversity' in hollywood,0 | |
| glandular problem forces man to eat fifth helping,1 | |
| "cornered trump could go nuclear at debate, defies calls to quit race over vulgar video",0 | |
| barry pepper getting by,1 | |
| "mosquitoes don't even need to bite us, study shows",1 | |
| should grandparents worry about their credit?,0 | |
| room scanned for something to sell on ebay,1 | |
| airline part of something called 'star alliance',1 | |
| the story of sheldon adelson's purchase of a las vegas paper is even crazier than you think,0 | |
| confessions of a secret dog stalker,0 | |
| deputy attorney general's wife cracks down on pornography,1 | |
| we must increase food aid during time of famine,0 | |
| half of hollywood test group screened placebo film,1 | |
| blm's alicia garza launches census project to mobilize black political power,0 | |
| "trump suffering horrible indigestion after eating fresh, well-prepared state dinner meal",1 | |
| game changer: 4 reasons digital learning thwarts feelings of failure,0 | |
| "mariah carey's disastrous new year's eve performance was producers' fault, reps say",0 | |
| historical archives: notice to the publik,1 | |
| the unicorn frappuccino is coming to a starbucks near you,0 | |
| boss able to seamlessly blend constructive criticism with personal attacks,1 | |
| 'i didn't just scream',0 | |
| why a dad was forced to leave the hospital the day his baby was born,0 | |
| ohio state uses t-shirt blaster to pass out diplomas,1 | |
| vine stars chris & shan get super awkward with huffpost 6x60,0 | |
| pigeon to invoke power of flight,1 | |
| let's preview the nfl playoffs!,0 | |
| mcdonnell-douglas unveils new 'gay-dar',1 | |
| elderly man skipping work uses 'dead grandson' excuse again,1 | |
| kim kardashian and hillary clinton take the ultimate selfie,0 | |
| "ferguson protesters celebrate thanksgiving in a church, boycott black friday",0 | |
| colgate unveils new dental grout to fill in gaps between teeth,1 | |
| california's rare 'super bloom' flowers are migrating north,0 | |
| madonna teases new song at surprise met gala performance,0 | |
| yo-yo ma injured during practice,1 | |
| winter storm brings ice and freezing rain to central u.s.,0 | |
| "progress, and laughs, found in tampon jokes",0 | |
| one size does not fit all: three questions to ask yourself when evaluating a financial advisor,0 | |
| it's not about leading; it's about leading well,0 | |
| 'steven universe' creator rebecca sugar on lgbt stories for kids,0 | |
| whooshsnaps.biz committed to protecting users' personal information,1 | |
| two cnn anchors are moving to new york,0 | |
| "for national coming out day, 150 lgbtq sports people who have come out in the last year",0 | |
| a senate candidate spills the beans: running a positive campaign is for suckers,0 | |
| courtroom sketch artist has clear manga influences,1 | |
| science teacher struggles to justify showing total recall,1 | |
| zogby poll: john zogby coolest dude in america,1 | |
| area man a walking encyclopedia of everything except leading a normal life,1 | |
| cops and educators agree: arming teachers is a terrible idea,0 | |
| bush to sacrifice own life for good of nation,1 | |
| "trump says iran is complying with nuclear deal, but remains a dangerous threat",0 | |
| jupiter may be to blame for the fate of our solar system's missing planet,0 | |
| kermit the frog covering shaggy's 2000s classic 'it wasn't me' is comedy gold,0 | |
| two dead after shooting at oklahoma city airport,0 | |
| adam levine proudly displays his 'baby bump' alongside wife in cute instagram photo,0 | |
| report: smart car terrible for doughnuts,1 | |
| "bud light hopes amy schumer, seth rogen and beer help you forget this horrible election",0 | |
| man playing 'battlefield v' has now spent more of life fighting nazis than grandfather did,1 | |
| ecstatic pope francis finally lands role as mary in st. peter's christmas pageant,1 | |
| why the lord's prayer is bad news for many christians,0 | |
| karzai vows to crack down on self,1 | |
| we have no idea how many latinos get arrested or imprisoned in the u.s.,0 | |
| local grandmother beginning to realize family never even looked for better nursing home,1 | |
| these 'bachelor' couples are still together,0 | |
| article about return of burger king chicken fries only news area man has clicked on today,1 | |
| gene simmons' message to wannabe rocker: 'get a damn job',0 | |
| hundreds of people will work to make sure woody harrelson's live movie goes smoothly,0 | |
| area man clearly came to redbox machine without any game plan,1 | |
| 24 ways working from home will destroy your soul,0 | |
| browns owner haslam mixes republican politics with football,0 | |
| all the harry potter makeup you need to look as good as hermione,0 | |
| person one season ahead in tv show doling out counsel like wise elder,1 | |
| area man would have done things differently if he were killer in movie,1 | |
| "russia calls syria gas attack a 'monstrous crime,' but refuses to trust u.s. conclusions",0 | |
| mom figures it about time to sit down adolescent daughter and explain how weight watchers points work,1 | |
| roger stone says his conversation with dnc hackers was 'completely innocuous',0 | |
| completely unknown employee begins sending email updates to office,1 | |
| little girl who couldn't believe obama was leaving office finally met the president,0 | |
| new hampshire lets debunked gay conversion therapy remain legal,0 | |
| muslims attend catholic mass across france in powerful show of unity,0 | |
| "want a simpler tax code? sure, but it will cost you.",0 | |
| betsy devos' track record doesn't back up her education promises,0 | |
| talking to our children about capital controls,0 | |
| troop leader awards boy scout with 'tried to save best friend' badge,1 | |
| pedestrian crossing street makes sure to look at approaching car so driver will feel more guilty if they run him over,1 | |
| stan van gundy calls himself out for his past use of term 'posse',0 | |
| pope praises jesuit missions in paraguay after apology for church crimes against indigenous peoples,0 | |
| who warns about resurgence of guinea worm disease as 150-ton parasite splashes out of sea,1 | |
| really hip 90-year-old figures he has every right to torrent glenn miller's 'in the mood',1 | |
| media ignores cancer struggle of champion unicyclist,1 | |
| getting children out of poverty requires a two-generation approach,0 | |
| ecologists urge birds to avert global decline of insects by adopting seed-based diet,1 | |
| 'bad moms' stars pull off amazing surprise for a single mom on 'ellen',0 | |
| don blankenship's defeat is a relief to the families of upper big branch miners,0 | |
| tuesday's morning email: 62 days until election day,0 | |
| geckos have a blast during space mission,0 | |
| rookie nascar driver gets lost,1 | |
| why an 83-year-old woman walked into a police station looking for a hug,0 | |
| font too small,1 | |
| "mike pence's nfl 'stunt' in indianapolis may have cost taxpayers over $88,000",0 | |
| inside bernie worrell's all-star nyc benefit,0 | |
| huffpollster: how do you ask about a senate race like kansas?,0 | |
| congress abandons wikiconstitution,1 | |
| flower power -- how your child can blossom fully,0 | |
| nation's fourth-graders continue to trail nation's fifth-graders,1 | |
| dead ipod remembered as expensive,1 | |
| carrie fisher calls controversy over princess leia bikini toys 'stupid',0 | |
| addressing sexual assault in college sports is not a 'distraction',0 | |
| editors of '401 best soups' cookbook still fighting,1 | |
| chris christie's political confidant and new jersey pension overseer resigns,0 | |
| study: headaches are the body's way of communicating it wants pills,1 | |
| new trump campaign ad claims that illegal immigrants currently murdering you with knife,1 | |
| new 'time' to keep everything from happening at once,1 | |
| the secret diet health industry professionals don't want you to know about!,0 | |
| protesters descend on ice san francisco headquarters after immigration raids,0 | |
| people are lol-ing over this couple's blunt pregnancy announcement,0 | |
| airline passengers! is there a right to recline?,0 | |
| george foreman grill retires to promote own grill,1 | |
| the greatest -- muhammad ali -- dies at 74,0 | |
| guinness forced to recognize bigger record book,1 | |
| waymo is quietly winning the self-driving car race,0 | |
| making your (wedding day) list and checking it twice,0 | |
| skittles highway spill reveals awful trend in the food industry,0 | |
| walgreens to begin keeping most valuable employees behind glass,1 | |
| hillary clinton says she did not send classified information in private emails,0 | |
| stephen miller furious at propublica for only releasing 7-minute recording of immigrant children sobbing,1 | |
| even business card trying too hard,1 | |
| new climate change report just list of years each country becomes uninhabitable,1 | |
| heineken apologizes for racist ad with new special-release 'blacks only' beer,1 | |
| 5 things to watch for in tonight's gop debate,0 | |
| depleted bruegger's bagels gift card living out quiet retirement in wallet's fourth row,1 | |
| ruptured pudding cup at large in area backpack,1 | |
| "it's just 15 minutes to a grown-up, but not to kids",0 | |
| horrified pope calls philadelphia humanity's greatest sin against god,1 | |
| your republican friend to explain why paul ryan is great choice,1 | |
| "mytron the fifth, illuminati ruler and secret overlord of all humanity, dead at 112",1 | |
| new law determines bullets no longer responsibility of owner once fired from gun,1 | |
| report: bots now make up 22% of twitter executives,1 | |
| soybean pissed after learning trade war means trip to china canceled,1 | |
| masterchef recap: you're prawns are raw in 'top ten compete',0 | |
| new tesla model 3 goes from zero to engulfed in flames in 3.5 seconds,1 | |
| chicken's eyes catch first-ever glint of sunlight through crack in warehouse ceiling just before head sliced off,1 | |
| jewel organizes 'save the unicorns' benefit,1 | |
| area man mystified by layout of adjacent town's kroger,1 | |
| iraq: be careful how you mess with the sunni world,0 | |
| dormant supervolcano underneath yellowstone figures now as good a time as any,1 | |
| eu countries fall way short of meeting refugee relocation goals,0 | |
| "mom $15,000 in the hole with ceramic frog dealer",1 | |
| 5 mistakes moms make when setting new year's resolutions,0 | |
| viral tweet compares love to the feeling you get when you realize your dress has pockets,0 | |
| "meals on wheels volunteers deliver body chocolate, edible underwear to seniors shut in on valentine's day",1 | |
| philip morris ceo forces senator to dance for his amusement,1 | |
| hurricane harvey is just the latest in facebook's fake news problem,0 | |
| parents don't remember enough colors to help with kindergartner's homework,1 | |
| 80 percent of u.s. populace now selling handmade jewelry,1 | |
| netanyahu begins calling for israeli return to ancient homeland of iran,1 | |
| longing to finally visit the cuba of my dreams,0 | |
| we get from the world what we invest in ourselves,0 | |
| cool ashtray found,1 | |
| britney spears soaks up the sun in tiny yellow bikini,0 | |
| man prefers comic books that don't insert politics into stories about government-engineered agents of war,1 | |
| "hotshot test pilot removes helmet, reveals female status",1 | |
| bad news: appointment of shia militiaman to iraqi cabinet,0 | |
| man ashamed of himself after cashier reads food order back to him,1 | |
| emily's list makes its first 2018 house race pick,0 | |
| lynda heffernan's gps guide for self-compassion,0 | |
| will conservatives learn anything about the need for regulations from london fire that killed dozens?,0 | |
| college still looking for absolute saddest place on campus to hold transfer student orientation,1 | |
| rachel maddow claims new audio damning enough to pad out entire week's worth of shows,1 | |
| walmart quits selling ar-15s and military-style rifles,0 | |
| study exposes risks of conducting research while driving,1 | |
| traveler amazed by sheer number of mexicans,1 | |
| these peanut butter recipes will make your life infinitely better,0 | |
| 'game of thrones' showrunners disappointed with how quality of fans has dropped off over past couple seasons,1 | |
| nabisco tentatively adds hummus to list of approved ritz toppings,1 | |
| foreman whips up special batch of concrete for favorite customer,1 | |
| 'the gop will not be the jay-z to hillary's solange',0 | |
| parrot's previous owner obviously watched a lot of the price is right,1 | |
| paris jackson stands up to social media haters and their 'ridiculous' expectations,0 | |
| report: students who take latin have better chance of summoning demon later in life,1 | |
| "coworker who already breathes, chews loudly thinking about getting into arrhythmically drumming on desk",1 | |
| now is the time for resistance and sanctuary in our cities,0 | |
| cheney offspring bursts from bush's chest,1 | |
| report: 5th floor a bunch of pompous dicks,1 | |
| black history month celebration honors how sharp african americans looked in old-timey clothes,1 | |
| purina debuts new 'slovenly feast' for nasty-ass shelter cats,1 | |
| pelosi: 'we must fight even harder against trump's authoritarian impulses now that we've voted to enable them',1 | |
| report: u.s. must reduce dependence on foreign turmoil,1 | |
| man unfortunately sleeps like baby,1 | |
| ringo starr announces 26th beatles album with new backing band,1 | |
| russian jets in 'unsafe' encounters with destroyer: u.s. official,0 | |
| hundreds of coastal communities could face monthly floods in the coming decades,0 | |
| get up close and personal with trans model and youtube star gigi gorgeous,0 | |
| obama responds to charlottesville violence with a quote from nelson mandela,0 | |
| 9 things smart people won't do,0 | |
| jeff bezos tables latest breakthrough cost-cutting idea after realizing it's just slaves,1 | |
| report: 89% of suzy qs never make it out of gas station parking lots,1 | |
| 24 powerful reactions to leelah alcorn's death,0 | |
| kavanaugh claims he never committed sexual assault as it will be defined after future supreme court case,1 | |
| nation descends into utter moral chaos following 'dear abby' writer's death,1 | |
| steve bannon slated to speak at black entrepreneurs summit,0 | |
| racial turmoil in md.'s 'friendliest town' after black police chief is fired,0 | |
| 9 senior white house staffers injured in collapse of overcrowded truman balcony,1 | |
| deepfake video of mark zuckerberg barely good enough to masturbate to,1 | |
| how brazil's 'lord of guns' armed rio's drug war with u.s. weapons,0 | |
| nation's women wake up relieved to find selves still in 2012,1 | |
| "i need feminism, so why do some feminists exclude me?",0 | |
| "john boehner greets pope, talks green ties",0 | |
| gynecologists recommend taking time off between iuds to allow body to expel backlogged periods,1 | |
| man leaves position he would kill for 3 years from now to pursue dream job,1 | |
| 10 crazy/beautiful things happening in the art world this weekend,0 | |
| paul krugman warns of unprecedented corruption under donald trump,0 | |
| watch live: william shatner discusses the life of late friend leonard nimoy,0 | |
| 8 truths about celebrating valentine's day when you're married,0 | |
| chick corea falls to communists,1 | |
| new study finds no long-term health benefits,1 | |
| toy prepares child to one day pull around real telephone on wheels,1 | |
| guy from pringles ad convicted of murder on law & order,1 | |
| a look behind the bedroom door at what's causing your low libido,0 | |
| mother annoyed son playing video games on beautiful day when he could go outside to kill people,1 | |
| "spielberg panics, adds comical groin injuries to 'lincoln'",1 | |
| kim jong-un comes out in support of gay marriage: 'i'm not a monster',1 | |
| "'arby's has been putting more onion bits on their buns,' reports man sinking into heavy depression",1 | |
| drake keeps crushing hard on espn reporter doris burke,0 | |
| shirtless lifeguard investigates paranormal phenomena,1 | |
| indian country all too familiar with rachel dolezals of the world,0 | |
| "roots picnic 2016 will bring usher, future, swizz beatz, kehlani & more",0 | |
| 12 gift ideas for couples who don't take themselves too seriously,0 | |
| celebrities are freaking out as election results roll in,0 | |
| "kansas state refused to investigate sexual assaults because they happened off-campus, lawsuit says",0 | |
| elderly man can't wait for senility to erase lifetime of regretful memories,1 | |
| hillary launches campaign to raise $100 million or else she'll run for president,1 | |
| awful show a repeat again,1 | |
| peer group forces man to have opinion on 'weird al',1 | |
| why i decided to attach my business to the happy hippie foundation,0 | |
| 13 dead and 6 injured after blaze breaks out in french bar,0 | |
| russian-iranian arms sale: repercussions of the nuclear talks,0 | |
| 11 wabi sabi home decor ideas that embrace imperfection,0 | |
| preview expiration test 2,0 | |
| new ford pickup features extendable tailgate for teens getting pregnant beneath fireworks display,1 | |
| american dental association recommends making your gums hurt really bad once a day,1 | |
| how a supreme court ruling on abortion could wreak havoc in the states,0 | |
| cosmopolitan releases 5 sexy helen gurley brown obituaries to drive your man wild,1 | |
| 'gender creative' is not the new 'hipster',0 | |
| "as iranians vote for peace, trump helps saudi arabia pick another fight",0 | |
| taliban condemns trump's decision to continue war in afghanistan,0 | |
| report: more recent college graduates making extra money by tutoring high school teachers,1 | |
| morton unveils individually wrapped salt grains,1 | |
| ferguson shop owner 'overwhelmed' by community support after looting,0 | |
| dorm room decorated with empty bottles of adderall,1 | |
| praise the lord or praise the person?,0 | |
| sotomayor to add ballistics expertise to already deadly supreme court,1 | |
| trump is setting the stage to fire mueller,0 | |
| e. coli outbreak linked to chipotle spreads to 3 more states,0 | |
| trump delivers anecdote about small business owner who isn't half the man he is,1 | |
| fox ordered to cancel upcoming when presidents are assassinated live special,1 | |
| local audience deemed 'great',1 | |
| drink me now: tomatoes,0 | |
| medicaid expansion tied to employment among people with disabilities,0 | |
| nation surprised it took so long for primaries to weed out candidate with genuine principles,1 | |
| 5-year-old with cancer becomes 'belle of the ball' at magical birthday,0 | |
| father apologizes for taking out anger on wrong son,1 | |
| man wearing 'jewmerica' t-shirt never dreamed he'd see this day,1 | |
| clinton woos gay vote with freddie mercury mustache,1 | |
| "researchers say that first warning sign of alcoholism generally driving over curb, plowing through fire hydrant, and crashing into aquarium",1 | |
| this is how you wear shoes with ankle straps,0 | |
| trump boys chasing wounded boar around white house,1 | |
| "sex-positive artist marilyn minter celebrates glam, glitter and gunk",0 | |
| area dad will only watch things in hd,1 | |
| dead-eyed man has been looking for non-humiliating halloween costume for past 2 hours,1 | |
| study: average man thinks of santa every 7 seconds,1 | |
| ted cruz is trying and failing to weasel out of his obamacare duplicity,0 | |
| donald trump and paul ryan meet in hopes of mending divided party,0 | |
| i tried these 4 meal kit services so you don't have to,0 | |
| captain kirk's life flashes before dying trekkie's eyes,1 | |
| nfl players and team owners can see 'concussion' for free,0 | |
| new pub to cater to needs of irish,1 | |
| woman with amazing rack told she has beautiful eyes,1 | |
| nbc news correspondent ayman mohyeldin returning to gaza,0 | |
| robert epley's gps guide for self-confidence,0 | |
| leonardo dicaprio hangs with elephant posse to help save endangered species,0 | |
| judge says scotus same-sex marriage ruling doesn't apply to puerto rico,0 | |
| taylor swift apparently now dating 'garfield' creator jim davis,1 | |
| father-son duo share lessons about balancing life and technology,0 | |
| the crisis with russia and the unspoken link,0 | |
| "son needs costume, 30 individually wrapped treats tomorrow morning for some school celebration",1 | |
| texas lt. gov. not worried about bathroom bill costing the state money,0 | |
| christianity's hijacked brand,0 | |
| valencia college mourns 7 of its students killed in pulse nightclub shooting,0 | |
| arkansas judge accused of trading sentence reductions for sex,0 | |
| walmart vows to defend whichever gays buy their cheap shit,1 | |
| new york approves $13 billion plan to rid jfk airport of former president's ghost,1 | |
| an art project over 40 years in the making lets people walk on water,0 | |
| "executives at bankrupt sports authority ask for bonuses, get denied",0 | |
| graduation ceremony a real broken fucking record about student who died in car accident,1 | |
| man still worried parents of ex-girlfriend from 7 years ago hate him,1 | |
| humiliated baboon unable to keep ass swollen in front of mate,1 | |
| will new scientific breakthroughs pave the way for more climate-related lawsuits?,0 | |
| "if state takeover of new orleans schools worked, act scores below 16 wouldn't be embarrassing",0 | |
| letter threatens alabama media group over coverage of roy moore accusations,0 | |
| new 'baby weinstein' tapes prepare infants for career in entertainment law,1 | |
| tick scientists confirm 2017 summer will be best on record,1 | |
| john kelly resigns in last-ditch effort to save his and trump's friendship,1 | |
| does my liver look fat in this?,0 | |
| "dogs smell grandma's scent, set off on quest to find her",0 | |
| romney promises any pennsylvanian who votes for him can have ann romney for one hour,1 | |
| network like a genius: insights from a world-class marketing guru,0 | |
| more americans putting off marriage until ultimatum,1 | |
| donald trump: 'i fight like hell' to pay less in taxes,0 | |
| creating black futures within the present,0 | |
| the new york times has suspended glenn thrush amid sexual misconduct claims,0 | |
| mike tyson does his best drake impression after seeing 'hotline bling' meme,0 | |
| the problem with fake news? 'real' news is bogus too,0 | |
| name on valentine misspelled,1 | |
| north korea rings in new year with promises of intercontinental missile,0 | |
| beached whale trying to hold on until sea levels rise,1 | |
| department of interior asks for resignation of obama-era elk,1 | |
| sanders could pull off michigan-style upset in ohio,0 | |
| "help out a school counselor? i'm in, with #hscc2015",0 | |
| trump postpones grand opening of trump tower moscow until fuss over bombshell report dies down,1 | |
| sean hannity: 'i will be dispelling any and all factual claims about me during my show',1 | |
| cat placed on 5 minutes' half-assed observation after possibly ingesting plastic thing,1 | |
| new 'dumb and dumber to' clip shows a very special celeb cameo,0 | |
| watch abbi from 'broad city' strip naked and rock out to lady gaga,0 | |
| new 'war' enables mankind to resolve disagreements,1 | |
| trumpet player wishes someone would sound horns for him when he entered castle gates for once,1 | |
| putin learns putin behind plot to assassinate putin,1 | |
| rolling stone reporter recalls the moment her uva rape story unraveled,0 | |
| 'gilmore girls' actors defend against critics who say revival is too mean,0 | |
| outdoor movie guest excited to watch barely audible 'back to the future' while sitting on tree root,1 | |
| "the great fracturer, exceptional smasher, and indispensable fragmenter",0 | |
| ruth bader ginsburg returns to off-season lifeguarding job,1 | |
| president trump's iran deal message to north korea: do not trust washington,0 | |
| "processed meat is carcinogenic and red meat probably is, says who",0 | |
| new extended paternity leave offers dads more time to lose colleagues' respect,1 | |
| lin-manuel miranda disses donald trump in 'my shot' remix on 'snl',0 | |
| california shooters likely planned multiple attacks: officials,0 | |
| faa to ban plane crashes,1 | |
| woman assures friend she has blackouts from drinking all the time,1 | |
| "emma stone, meryl streep and other stars bring activists to golden globes",0 | |
| a triple amputee's dream wedding brings community together,0 | |
| dermatologists recommend regularly checking body for screaming demonic face bulging out of skin,1 | |
| review: 'teethmarks on my tongue' by eileen battersby,0 | |
| what the house gop isn't telling you about their obamacare repeal bill,0 | |
| girlfriend to stay underneath blanket for next 5 months,1 | |
| "disney reveals that every disney movie takes place in single, unified universe",1 | |
| pope spends afternoon filling in glory holes all over st. peter's basilica,1 | |
| u.s. asks africa not to cash aid checks until after tax day,1 | |
| lottery winner burns money in faces of poor children,1 | |
| how an obama cut-out is helping me survive a trump presidency,0 | |
| the politics of shame and pride,0 | |
| fact repeated as urban legend,1 | |
| newborn prince of cambridge begins consolidating power by having family imprisoned in tower of london,1 | |
| ricky gervais stands up for truth in the age of fake news,0 | |
| 'minotaurs the new vampires' says publishing executive desperate to find new vampires,1 | |
| "father kills 2-year-old boy and takes own life after 18-hour standoff, police say",0 | |
| website's new layout feels like deepest betrayal,1 | |
| nelson mandela celebrates 94th birthday in prison after violating parole,1 | |
| tijuana and the future of trade,0 | |
| overworked nation wishes it could just unplug from it all like puerto rico,1 | |
| life-raft companion looks just like juicy steak,1 | |
| elder women as agents of change,0 | |
| frat suspended after 'rape some b*****s' comment caught on tape,0 | |
| new 'steak & onion' potato chips taste disturbingly like steak and onions,1 | |
| terrified glob of cream cheese escapes bagel,1 | |
| vin diesel will finally kiss car in 'fast & furious 6',1 | |
| the truth about generic vs. brand-name medications,0 | |
| watch: $24 million yacht goes up in flames,0 | |
| brad pitt scampers away from script after detecting musk of chris pine on pages,1 | |
| marine hopes to spend second tour of duty on different baghdad city block,1 | |
| local christian sees parallel to your situation in bible,1 | |
| "'i think we still have a shot,' carly fiorina assures closest inkjet printer",1 | |
| "area woman slams down phone, waits for it to ring",1 | |
| what to watch on hulu that's new this week,0 | |
| myth of white supremacy is now out in the open,0 | |
| hair carefully disheveled in 20-minute ritual,1 | |
| last minute of man's sexual prime expires during routine visit to dry cleaner,1 | |
| see photos from the 2015 white house correspondents' dinner,0 | |
| 5 things teens want to tell you,0 | |
| sunday roundup,0 | |
| "obama: 'hillary will fight to protect my legacy, even the truly detestable parts'",1 | |
| "20 years after oklahoma city bombing, words still matter",0 | |
| 11-year-old moron can't wait to get her first period,1 | |
| people are imagining what it would take for 2016 to redeem itself,0 | |
| "won't ask, don't tell",0 | |
| texas education board votes to create classes on mexican-american studies,0 | |
| eric clapton wows audience with even slower version of 'layla',1 | |
| only two golden tickets remain,1 | |
| "disney announces 'kingdom hearts iii' will feature ernest, turner, hooch, and all the rest of your favorite touchstone pictures characters",1 | |
| more latinos seek citizenship to vote against trump,0 | |
| kristen bell shared a hilarious story about pumping while working,0 | |
| local teen invents masturbation,1 | |
| fda calls concrete breast implants 'architecturally sound',1 | |
| report: nation's concept of breakfast rapidly deteriorating,1 | |
| police headquarters completes new addition to accommodate officers on desk duty for misconduct,1 | |
| rookie trucker always on cb to mother,1 | |
| here's why huffpost is dropping polls that rely only on landlines,0 | |
| taco trucks and other easy targets for racists,0 | |
| 3 numbers that say a lot about donald trump,0 | |
| "man who will pay $60,000 in medical bills this year can't afford health insurance right now",1 | |
| library of congress adds 'no sleep 'til hammersmith' to national motörhead registry,1 | |
| "rubio lays out new, hardline position on immigration",0 | |
| father of trump tower climber also has an important message for you,0 | |
| mike pence struggling to reckon with vision of prophet muhammad revealing that vp destined to become next president,1 | |
| san francisco photographer shits out another bridge photo,1 | |
| "annie is not as bad as you feared, but not as good as you hoped",0 | |
| "long before the shooting, roseburg and its college were one",0 | |
| "after careful consideration, bush recommends oil drilling",1 | |
| ronda rousey wants to show you how ripped she is for her fight,0 | |
| the truth behind my travel photos,0 | |
| new dating site suggests people you already know but thought you were too good for,1 | |
| "whoops: franklin graham's new bank is lgbt-friendly, too",0 | |
| nation happily reassured that exxonmobil made profits of $44.9 billion in 2012,1 | |
| fema officials panic after accidentally evacuating 1 million residents in direction of hurricane,1 | |
| why i'm still #teamlogan even after the 'gilmore girls' revival,0 | |
| republican wants gun control for federal officials,0 | |
| finally something economists can agree on: trump's debt talk made zero sense,0 | |
| this call may be monitored for quality control,0 | |
| super bowl 2015: to cheat or not to cheat,0 | |
| employees annoyed at having to attend 3-hour-long sexual seduction training,1 | |
| majestic pine recruited for yosemite by national park headhunters,1 | |
| '13 reasons why': stop telling young women true love will save them,0 | |
| woman to be ordained despite excommunication threat,0 | |
| entire community stops to watch man struggling to work window blinds,1 | |
| jogger horrified by discovery of own gruesome body,1 | |
| lessons for mom from the tee-ball dugout,0 | |
| bin laden conspiracy theories share one problem,0 | |
| milkshake almost ruined by breakup,1 | |
| captain asks stranger to keep eye on destroyer while he runs to bathroom,1 | |
| laser pointer aimed toward space in 1997 finally annoying planet 13 light-years away,1 | |
| roadmap to leaving your corporate job and starting a creative business: 1 year after launch (part 6 of 6),0 | |
| "hawaii's politics: surf, aloha aina, and dustin barca",0 | |
| 10 delicious ways to cook with maple syrup,0 | |
| mongol hordes sack u.s.,1 | |
| educated bigot that much more terrifying,1 | |
| man losing respect for incompetent boss who won't fire him,1 | |
| old hollywood portraits capture stars in candid moments between takes,0 | |
| colorado wildfire spreads to moon,1 | |
| bernie sanders asks trump's education nominee if she's only getting the job because she's a billionaire,0 | |
| has lgbtq pride lost its way?,0 | |
| curiosity rover frantically driving around mars to make it look like it's been busy before new spacecraft arrives,1 | |
| world bank poised to deny africa's indigenous peoples their rights,0 | |
| transplanting marijuana: myth to mainstream america,0 | |
| the makeup packing question,0 | |
| princess slays the knight,0 | |
| "hillary clinton's pot proposal is popular, but it probably won't help her win",0 | |
| "cynthia erivo will star in harriet tubman biopic, 'harriet'",0 | |
| elderly couple to try peacefully dying together again tonight,1 | |
| 'stranger things' renewed for season 3 by netflix,0 | |
| groom getting cold feet about bachelor party,1 | |
| "rip fred hellerman of the weavers, a group that was a lot more than just 'influential'",0 | |
| record-store clerk gazes down from on high in aloof indifference,1 | |
| man going to show up to launch of j.k. rowling's new book dressed as severus snape anyway,1 | |
| married couple only staying together for sake of u.s. divorce rate,1 | |
| sight of coworkers' stupid fucking faces endured yet again,1 | |
| child buried in backyard under popsicle-stick cross,1 | |
| police seek poorly drawn man,1 | |
| opposition to soda ban sad proof that americans still fight for what they believe in,1 | |
| life-changing epiphany wears off on ride home,1 | |
| weekend roundup: victory in myanmar for democracy -- on a leash,0 | |
| "bush, loafers thrown at him reunite on nbc for 10-year anniversary special",1 | |
| wrinkle-free pants didn't think they'd be tested quite this much,1 | |
| american medical association changes stance on self-immolation,1 | |
| jwoww fires back about accusations she knowingly drank while pregnant,0 | |
| consumers now required to seek treasury department approval on all purchases over $50,1 | |
| grown man who owns bane action figure has love to give,1 | |
| this is why you shouldn't skateboard drunk,0 | |
| bird's nest 65 percent cigarette butts,1 | |
| "skip the haunted houses, take a digital tour of abandoned buildings instead",0 | |
| ivanka trump distraught after learning detained migrant children completely without sewing machines,1 | |
| "vice gearing up for nightly hbo show with new hires, moves",0 | |
| dolphin spends amazing vacation swimming with stockbroker,1 | |
| slain cop had only 37 years until retirement,1 | |
| trevor noah: watching rudy giuliani is like smoking weed through the tv,0 | |
| area mom disappointed no one noticed mastectomy,1 | |
| apparently fire marshal wasn't just being a dick,1 | |
| man in suit slams fist on desk,1 | |
| the importance of trying,0 | |
| "australia is responsible for immigrant children suffering in detention, un investigator says",0 | |
| romney privately wondering how in the name of fuck he's going to appeal to asian voters,1 | |
| foul play suspected in destruction of world's second-largest ball of twine,1 | |
| 12 hilarious truths of raising kids,0 | |
| public calls for formation of some sort of federal administration to manage emergencies,1 | |
| tom delay to pursue corruption in private sector,1 | |
| man invisible on gchat observes world from impregnable perch,1 | |
| when men 'misremember' violating women,0 | |
| "sometimes, locking kids up makes matters worse",0 | |
| texas bill would allow obs to withhold information from pregnant women,0 | |
| macy's parade float covered in tickets after parking on 5th avenue over holiday weekend,1 | |
| iran ready to talk about how awesome nuclear program is,1 | |
| friend who sent link to 8-minute youtube video must be fucking delusional,1 | |
| there was only one thing this driver could do to avoid a head-on crash,0 | |
| the #nevertrump movement could have a big day in wisconsin,0 | |
| "exhausted, defeated voters finally beginning to relate to hillary clinton",1 | |
| nra releases downloadable blueprints for first 3d-printed gun lobbyists,1 | |
| modern gym manners: 8 etiquette tips for your workout,0 | |
| amy schumer and her boyfriend hit a home run with hilarious kiss cam appearance,0 | |
| "republicans humiliate boehner, tee-up next week's national crisis",0 | |
| fellow millennial voters: no one owes us a damn thing,0 | |
| the food movement dilemma: affordable to all,0 | |
| heroin addict better off than poppy farmer,1 | |
| anti-defamation league will use donald trump's donations to fund anti-bullying programs,0 | |
| rubio launches new lines of attack against christie,0 | |
| local bull dreams of traveling to spain for running of the bulls,1 | |
| this is where students get suspended from school the most,0 | |
| algebra notebook forced to bear the brunt of teen's song lyrics,1 | |
| a game show winner on his biggest jackpot yet: a son,0 | |
| affordable fast food that's good for you? what a concept,0 | |
| the story of how pumpkin spice lattes almost never happened,0 | |
| fbi director wishes he had some alien thing to cover up,1 | |
| salmonella outbreak sickens more people following multi-state egg recall,0 | |
| landlord not convinced heat isn't working,1 | |
| this weightlifting blooper was funny -- but we all missed the bigger picture,0 | |
| area 31-year-old can't believe 'you must be born before this date to buy cigarettes' sign up to 1982,1 | |
| encouraging the discouraged reader,0 | |
| 17-year cicadas horrified to learn about 9/11,1 | |
| message under juice cap totally applies to area woman,1 | |
| advice for the broken-hearted,0 | |
| guillermo del toro makes first appearance with new monster wife at venice film festival,1 | |
| mild sexual harassment ignored to save the hassle,1 | |
| bush arrives at debate wearing flight suit,1 | |
| jennifer lawrence honored robert de niro at the glaad media awards the only way she knows how,0 | |
| hasbro pledges additional 30 marbles for hippo-hunger relief,1 | |
| anti-mdma campaign warns teens about dangers of feeling more connected to others,1 | |
| kid putting pencils between knuckles about to fuck someone up,1 | |
| 48 syrian civilians massacred during claire danes' emmy award acceptance speech,1 | |
| sports banquet ends in trophy fight,1 | |
| dog returned to shelter for being 'too nice' finds new home,0 | |
| these two words are stealing your freedom,0 | |
| rise of walking for fun & fitness as a social trend,0 | |
| united flight diverted after dog loaded on plane by mistake,0 | |
| how to pitch healthy living,0 | |
| new acnefree treatment ships teens to remote island colony for remainder of puberty,1 | |
| "intellectual property rights as fleeting as the scent of jasmine, mayfly's wing in autumn",1 | |
| jesus christ believed in,1 | |
| americans approve of barack obama's legacy but don't necessarily want to see it continue,0 | |
| cnn's john king now just swiping hands across everything,1 | |
| obama not sure how to handle compliment,1 | |
| "stock market 'best since 1928,' say investors",1 | |
| so that's what all those codes on your baggage tag mean,0 | |
| dave chappelle reprises 'chappelle's show' characters for 'walking dead' spoof on 'snl',0 | |
| is music dead? (thoughts on the music industry after sxsw 2015),0 | |
| obama finishes deal to get every american a free parrot,1 | |
| research paper: isis-turkey links,0 | |
| 71 percent of americans approve of clinton's approval rating,1 | |
| trump welcomes jefferson davis statue as special state of the union guest,1 | |
| the nfl should release the details of its johnny manziel investigation,0 | |
| china unable to recruit hackers fast enough to keep up with vulnerabilities in u.s. security systems,1 | |
| dear president trump: our grandparents were refugees. this is their story.,0 | |
| the biggest celebrity fails of 2015,0 | |
| military prosecutor: senate report on cia interrogation program is accurate,0 | |
| three stylish ways to wear one puffer vest,0 | |
| martin o'malley explains how he'd expand social security as progressives wait on hillary clinton,0 | |
| transgender people open up about the impact of hiv on the trans community,0 | |
| what i'd really like to tell the 25-year-old fired yelp worker,0 | |
| teresa giudice looks better than ever in a cut-out dress,0 | |
| sears extremists fly plane into willis tower,1 | |
| wax-museum fire results in hundreds of new danny devito statues,1 | |
| tarantino-style 'star trek' trailer shows us the wonderful potential,0 | |
| cbs sitcoms under fire for using prison laughter,1 | |
| eia: china's blood ivory carving factories,0 | |
| this congressman's story perfectly illustrates gop obstructionism toward obama,0 | |
| revisiting the iran deal,0 | |
| undecided ohio voters beg for 3rd option on eve of gop convention,0 | |
| "beyonce shares more blue ivy photos, melts more hearts",0 | |
| "women in business q&a: sarah davanzo, chief cultural strategy officer, sparks & honey",0 | |
| fast-track derails democracy,0 | |
| "just when couple finally stops stressing about having a baby, they're still not pregnant",1 | |
| batumi is beautiful even if trump's activities there are not,0 | |
| "malala yousafzai nearly died for girls' education. today, she started at oxford.",0 | |
| study: majority of new marine life species now discovered while cleaning oil spills,1 | |
| 46 rescued from sinking fishing vessel off alaska's aleutian islands,0 | |
| trump aide says endorsement of ivanka's brand was 'light-hearted',0 | |
| syrian olympic swimmer shuts down anti-refugee rhetoric in 4 words,0 | |
| "home genetic tests may be riddled with errors, and companies aren't keeping track",0 | |
| area woman to celebrate quiet women's history month at home this year,1 | |
| suspect wins over detectives with 'rockford files' reference,1 | |
| michael jackson deposed as king of pop in hitless coup,1 | |
| 3-foot-tall christmas tree really completes incredibly depressing apartment,1 | |
| u.s. delegation visits myanmar to invest in community-based businesses,0 | |
| what the trump team should consider before axing meals on wheels funds,0 | |
| trans woman covers women's running body issue,0 | |
| obama spends another night searching behind white house paintings for safes,1 | |
| zeev aram (video),0 | |
| siri helps hero 4-year-old save his unconscious mom's life,0 | |
| i'm the crystal (and so are you): a poem for cold times,0 | |
| surgeon general confirms a bit of blow here and there won't kill ya,1 | |
| 7-year-old only likes corn,1 | |
| "as i grieve, 'maybe' has become a positive tool to help me find balance",0 | |
| it took me 30 years to come to terms with half of my identity,0 | |
| if trump praised other historic african-american figures like he did frederick douglass,0 | |
| report: ants having some kind of party inside crack in pavement,1 | |
| what money for trump's border wall could buy in disaster relief funding,0 | |
| charleston is testing the soul of america,0 | |
| a good night's sleep could protect you from the common cold,0 | |
| astronomers caution americans not to look directly at screaming spirits of the damned during solar eclipse,1 | |
| a starry night of gershwin by the philadelphians,0 | |
| researchers quietly chuckling at placebo group,1 | |
| 'not racist' guy says honoring mlk will make him show 'racist ways',0 | |
| coast guard drags decoy boca raton into middle of ocean in attempt to lure away hurricane irma,1 | |
| study finds 73% of marble statuettes of achilles used to beat to death wealthy dowager,1 | |
| woman with sore throat thinks it might be anthrax,1 | |
| guy eating pistachios and watching 'sniper' doesn't seem to be part of haunted house,1 | |
| "rice krispie treat eaten in 8"" x 8"" square",1 | |
| dad's number-one fan also number-one tax break,1 | |
| the psychology of color,0 | |
| area insurance salesman celebrates 14th year of quoting fletch,1 | |
| doing the santa wrap,0 | |
| area father beginning to suspect 3-year-old a real ding-dong,1 | |
| woman who drinks 6 cups of coffee per day trying to cut down on blue light at bedtime,1 | |
| "kodak, nabisco apologize for drunken one-night merger",1 | |
| kushner assures worried ivanka they'd definitely be last jews to go,1 | |
| smear campaign against michigan candidate shows how hard it is for muslims to run for office,0 | |
| guy typing in all caps supports edward snowden,1 | |
| biologists still uncertain about evolutionary function of ugly people,1 | |
| obama always freaked out by people standing above him smiling whenever he signs bill,1 | |
| "dad with 350,000 airline miles helps families who can't afford holiday travel",0 | |
| "how much americans sleep, text and pee every day",0 | |
| black or white? let's talk about gray,0 | |
| funniest parenting tweets: what moms and dads said on twitter this week,0 | |
| michael jackson hires magical anthropomorphic giraffe as defense lawyer,1 | |
| weird porno stops at kissing,1 | |
| to your health,0 | |
| white house struggled with asian leaders names and countries at g-20,0 | |
| huffpost hill - house republicans vote unanimously to fight later,0 | |
| divest or double down?,0 | |
| half of morning run spent trying to change song on phone,1 | |
| atlantic ocean excited to move into beautiful beachfront mansion soon,1 | |
| man suddenly realizes he was duped by commercial's romanticized vision of canned beans,1 | |
| why this muslim american civil rights lawyer decided to buy a handgun,0 | |
| onion social ceo addresses user privacy concerns by adding new 'are you sure?' prompt to doxing feature,1 | |
| independent bookstore puts the dave eggers right where the fuckers can find them,1 | |
| miss nude america loses title after appearing clothed in woman's day,1 | |
| i'm going to the women's march on washington for my daughters and young girls everywhere,0 | |
| what comics can offer to bible readers,0 | |
| why are bi men less likely to open up about same-sex attraction?,0 | |
| 6 necessities that you probably take for granted (but many people desperately need),0 | |
| report: greatest factor in employee retention boss sending out end-of-year note titled 'thanks team',1 | |
| gop official says 'no offense' after suggesting women should be paid less,0 | |
| "why i won't be at pride this year, in one long rant",0 | |
| kavanaugh offers elena kagan pull of vodka from aquafina bottle,1 | |
| "'the daily show' remembers anthony scaramucci, a man taken before his time",0 | |
| can the u.s. and india create an enduring entente?,0 | |
| 5-year-old alabama boy misses fun 'bunker grandpa',1 | |
| ted cruz blasts new york times for keeping book off bestseller list,0 | |
| "report: well, here we go",1 | |
| how to grocery shop for lasting beauty,0 | |
| shredding the past,0 | |
| philip morris: 'please talk to your cooler children about cigarettes',1 | |
| jenna bush's federally protected wetlands now open for public drilling,1 | |
| black ribbon in the balsam,0 | |
| meghan heffern of the cw's backpackers is a mickey mouse fan,0 | |
| airasia search continues but bad weather drives back divers,0 | |
| kate hudson and dakota johnson pose for adorable pic with their famous moms,0 | |
| paul ryan halts push to bring back earmarks,0 | |
| it's high time we research medical marijuana,0 | |
| perhaps we need corporate 'loyalty oaths',0 | |
| study finds suspicious circumstances still leading cause of death in russia,1 | |
| "ny times columnist david brooks explores sin, virtue in new book",0 | |
| fourth-grader drawing big blank on which year 9/11 terror attacks occurred,1 | |
| would a push to hire more women reduce gender pay-gap? not until we fix the pipeline,0 | |
| world's last bob hope fan dies of old age,1 | |
| 30-year-old factors in birthday money,1 | |
| swiss threaten ricola embargo,1 | |
| the soul-crushing reality of the stay-at-home dad,0 | |
| queen elizabeth announces success of monarchy's recent diversity initiative,1 | |
| group of '90s footnotes welcomes gingrich home,1 | |
| gop's new plan to repeal obamacare is missing one obvious thing,0 | |
| nation's fact-checkers confirm they'll probably wrap up evaluating trump's statements by 2050 at latest,1 | |
| muslim man shot near mosque in texas,0 | |
| barack obama skewers donald trump for losing his twitter access,0 | |
| "sweating, suitcase-clutching michael cohen standing on roof of trump tower starting to think helicopter never coming to take him away",1 | |
| these epic 360-degree photos will make you feel like you're on vacation,0 | |
| the new iphone led twitter to think of #iphonefeatures4politicians,0 | |
| a 'married... with children' spinoff is reportedly happening,0 | |
| kid with massive head probably psychic,1 | |
| michelin introduces tires for women,1 | |
| ames executives scrambling after new shovel design leaks,1 | |
| guy who died playing 'league of legends' in internet café really starting to ruin game for other patrons,1 | |
| red hot chili peppers accidentally write song about new hampshire,1 | |
| delta blues poised for biggest revival since 1915,1 | |
| body donated to religion,1 | |
| white house: trump didn't mean wiretapping when he accused obama of wiretapping,0 | |
| "hong kong actor wears 'brown face,' highlights prejudice among asians",0 | |
| "lebron james took 5,000 kids to a theme park in the name of education",0 | |
| rihanna hung out with jake gyllenhaal and jay z at a nyc boxing match,0 | |
| jerry always willing to pick up overtime,1 | |
| "kansas changes spelling of name to 'cannsas'; 'it looks cooler that way,' governor says",1 | |
| scholars say constitution is open to differing interpretations because nobody can read that crazy script,1 | |
| pacific ocean quarantined after contact with carnival cruise ship,1 | |
| the inside scoop on fall's must-see movies,0 | |
| are you missing something vital from your growth hacking strategy?,0 | |
| "researchers find decline in facebook use could be directly linked to desire to be happy, fully functioning person",1 | |
| tesla's elon musk is thinking about designing an electric plane,0 | |
| tony hale reveals the new york inspiration for buster bluth's personality,0 | |
| obama administration warns schools to allow transgender access to bathrooms,0 | |
| mesquite bbq visine selling poorly outside texas,1 | |
| how to use facebook to make yourself happy,0 | |
| this obama-themed clothing line just dropped into your life,0 | |
| franchesca ramsey's retirement home for trump fans is brilliant,0 | |
| "jimmy fallon, judd apatow and keanu reeves perform stand-up written by kids",0 | |
| 100 ways to connect intimately with your partner,0 | |
| girlfriend's dad pretty hot,1 | |
| arianna joins payoff to 'reshape' financial services industry,0 | |
| "kansas will remain a free state, inshallah",0 | |
| "fda figures it will get around to regulating supplements with names like black widow, yellow demon",1 | |
| nation's cuckolded husbands gear up for first day of hunting season with wives' lovers,1 | |
| devin nunes vows to 'never' reveal source of surveillance claims,0 | |
| "karl lagerfeld horrified by uninspired, garish tunnel of light coming toward him",1 | |
| jon stewart co-hosts sportscenter to support wounded veteran athletes,0 | |
| enchilada premonition comes to pass,1 | |
| "attorney, client privileged",1 | |
| world wildlife fund publishes photo of what species last seen in 1987 might have evolved to look like,1 | |
| "what is mindful eating, and how do you practice it?",0 | |
| jakob dylan still not convinced father a better songwriter,1 | |
| marcellus williams prosecutor drew scrutiny in ferguson police shooting,0 | |
| here are the latest photos from march for our lives,0 | |
| "'planet earth ii' finale finally resolves will-they/won't-they storyline between snow leopard, golden eagle",1 | |
| new poll finds millennials far more likely to politically identify as feudalists than previous generations,1 | |
| unregistered sex offender notifies neighbors in his own way,1 | |
| "old, wizened fantasy character confirms that the darkness is rising",1 | |
| friend's grandma to give you hug too,1 | |
| sara gilbert crush finally starting to subside,1 | |
| steve kerr gave an impassioned plea for gun control that everyone should hear,0 | |
| no one else but you invited to creepy dave's debate party,1 | |
| trump administration proposes massive expansion of offshore drilling,0 | |
| bill o'reilly tearfully packs up framed up-skirt photos from desk,1 | |
| is this the end of the trump reality show?,0 | |
| biologists unveil new taxonomic system classifying species by hotness,1 | |
| my daddy taught me not to read directions,0 | |
| "great legs, gross teeth: endurance runners and tooth decay",0 | |
| "you've just been slammed, slam poetry",0 | |
| sunday roundup,0 | |
| nation's insomniacs speak out against world's-strongest-man competitions,1 | |
| lingerie made for queer people? now there's a boutique for that,0 | |
| frontier mother just wants one nice family photo that doesn't end in fatality,1 | |
| 7 styling tricks to spruce up your home this year,0 | |
| "nation tired of having to skim past headlines about apple, samsung lawsuit",1 | |
| sarah huckabee sanders unable to answer any questions about administration after signing non-disclosure agreement,1 | |
| "why christ, mao and the buddha are making a comeback in china",0 | |
| area man already knows which chicken tender he's saving for last,1 | |
| new urban visor blocks out the poor,1 | |
| 5-year-old boy faces a tough decision about his girlfriends,0 | |
| parenting: the ultimate juggling act,0 | |
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