So I was with my family, and think "large family", about maybe 20 loosely-related persons altogether in one room, and we had a great plan, a plan so amazing like oh my God, we had to do it, it was the greatest plan ever. (I don't remember what the plan was.)
In order to execute this amazing incredible plan, we had to go to Japan, so we all went there.
We arrived at the house of my Japanese friend, Tomohiro (who is a real person I talk to on Discord) and got in! We didn't tell them anything beforehand we just showed up, all 20 family members, and they let us in! True Japanese hospitality.
After that, I guess we all forgot about the amazing plan and went to the swimming pool instead.
It was a very crowded swimming pool (even more crowded than our family), but there was a part covered with a roof that was less crowded, the roof was incredibly effective because it was very sunny everywhere, but under the roof, it was pitch dark.
But once we got under the roof, we all got sucked into something.
And we woke up in an underground abandoned Nazi laboratory.
It was super dark, the walls were in thick rusty metal, the corridors were very narrow, it wasn't a futuristic laboratory at all, but rather what you would have expected for the times of WWII.
So I went to explore.
On the walls, one message was written everywhere, "If you are a Jew, you are null", I remember there was a French translation, but I don't remember what it was, it wasn't a literal translation.
At one point, I got to a spinning staircase (but without steps, in case any of the Nazis were in a wheelchair), after walking for a while, I got on top. There was an exit, leading to a large slide in the blue sky, but the narrow hole to exit was protected by a strange, complicated grid mechanism.
I tried to figure out how to open this grid mechanism, but I couldn't, I look behind me, there was the "If you are a Jew, you are null" message again.
I got down the staircase and jumped into a hole specifically designed for Jews.
As I was falling to my death, I wasn't actually scared, but rather neutral, kinda like I was thinking "I'm a Jew, so it's normal for me to die". As I was falling down a large cylinder, on the wall, the message this time simply read: "You are null."
Now is a great time for me to say that I am not a Nazi and that I don't want Jews to be killed >_>, but hopefully, that goes without saying. ^-^
After dying, I respawned at the entrance. (Nifty!) There was all my family playing on large metallic scaffolds.
I decided it was time for me to leave. I started running down a loooooong corridor to get to the exit door. And when I say running, I mean it, imagine the speed of light, naruto-like running.
But I could hear a monster getting closer to me as I was getting to the exit. But maybe this was a huge misunderstanding, and the monster wasn't actually running to get me.
So I tried humming "tu turu turu", and I heard the monster humming back "tu turu turu". This confirmed that he was running after me and that my life was in danger.
(Yes, I know this makes no sense.)
But thankfully, I got to the exit door right before it caught me and I woke up.
"Jew/20, your dream is fucking weird" - My brother
"This movie is like accessing a[5] in C" - Tomohiro (Japanese Friend)
"I'll read it later" - meawchill