This is an excerpt from a 465 lines js file. This is not satirical. This is actual code from a large codebase (>100k js) of an application that is used in production at multiple customers.
If you're giving a talk or lecture about code quality, feel free to use this as the first slide to make your audience giggle for a second. And then look at their faces when you tell them it's actual code.
| for(var i = 0; i < 4294967296; i++) { | |
| global['is' + i] = (function(i) { | |
| return function(n) { | |
| return !(i - n); | |
| }; | |
| }(i)); | |
| } | |
| console.log(is5(5));//true | |
| console.log(is5(9));//false |
d3 scatterplot example using the Breakfast Cereal Dataset from http://idvbook.com and based on the scatterplot example at http://bl.ocks.org/mbostock/3887118
There are so many projects hosted on GitHub pages which do not have a prominent link to the repo on the page. I always (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ when this happens because I have to manually enter the stupid URL.
Here's a Bookmarklet
javascript:!function(){var o=location.href.match(/(\w+).github.io\/(\w+)/);o&&(window.location="https://github.com/"+o[1]+"/"+o[2])}()
| var express = require('express'); | |
| var r = require('rethinkdb'); | |
| var app = express(); | |
| r.connect(config.rethinkdb, function(err, conn) { | |
| if(err) { | |
| return handleError(res, err); | |
| } |
| DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE | |
| Version 2, December 2004 | |
| Copyright (C) 2011 YOUR_NAME_HERE <YOUR_URL_HERE> | |
| Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim or modified | |
| copies of this license document, and changing it is allowed as long | |
| as the name is changed. | |
| DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE |
| DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE | |
| Version 2, December 2004 | |
| Copyright (C) 2011 YOUR_NAME_HERE <YOUR_URL_HERE> | |
| Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim or modified | |
| copies of this license document, and changing it is allowed as long | |
| as the name is changed. | |
| DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE |
| DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE | |
| Version 2, December 2004 | |
| Copyright (C) 2011 YOUR_NAME_HERE <YOUR_URL_HERE> | |
| Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim or modified | |
| copies of this license document, and changing it is allowed as long | |
| as the name is changed. | |
| DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE |
| DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE | |
| Version 2, December 2004 | |
| Copyright (C) 2011 Alexander Prinzhorn | |
| Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim or modified | |
| copies of this license document, and changing it is allowed as long | |
| as the name is changed. | |
| DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE |
| #box { | |
| width:985px; | |
| height:140px; | |
| background:url(http://style.tutorials.de/v10/small-liveworkshops.jpg) repeat-y 0px 0px; | |
| -moz-animation-duration: 5s; | |
| -moz-animation-name: ticker; | |
| -moz-animation-iteration-count:infinite; | |
| -moz-animation-timing-function:linear; | |
| } | |
| @-moz-keyframes ticker { |