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// I dont admin sandbox at all. Not sure if these are decent values.

sbox_maxprops "100"
sbox_maxragdolls "5"
sbox_maxnpcs "10"
sbox_maxballoons "10"
sbox_maxeffects "10"
sbox_maxdynamite "10"
sbox_maxlamps "10"
sbox_maxthrusters "10"

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// Generated with ChatterBox for Source v1.2.1
// http://ralphorama.github.io/

echo "--------------------------------------------------------------------------------"
echo "--            THIS IS GOING TO MAKE YOUR GAME LAG :) GOD BLESS!               --"
echo "--------------------------------------------------------------------------------"

wait 300; wait 300; wait 300;

exec holybible1

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/* highlight background captcha image (makes solving easier) */
/* tested with 4chanX v1.14.22.1 https://github.com/ccd0/4chan-x/releases/tag/1.14.22.1 */
div#t-fg {
  background-color: rgba(241, 231, 64, 0.33);
}

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// Generated with ChatterBox for Source v1.2.1
// http://ralphorama.github.io/

alias "bikiniBabeLover0" "say ''PIZZA'' IS ACTUALLY AN ANAGRAM..."
alias "bikiniBabeLover1" "say P - PLEASUREFUL I - INTERESTING Z - CANT THINK OF ONE Z - CANT THINK OF ONE A - ''AGG''-CELLENT"
alias "bikiniBabeLover2" "say Hey ''Vegan's'': If you love animals so much, why do you keep eating all there food? Also, why dont you marry it? Bitch"
alias "bikiniBabeLover3" "say MATE YOUR AN ABSOLUTE CUNT... AND A PROPER LEGEND"
alias "bikiniBabeLover4" "say YES I go to renaissance fairs. YES, I wear corsets. >_>; No, I will not give you teh bewbie hugz(!1!!) because I have a hubbeh"
alias "bikiniBabeLover5" "say >_>; Begone."
alias "bikiniBabeLover6" "say Im a guy and i spend way too much time washing my asshole?"

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#!/bin/bash

set -e

if [ "$EUID" -ne 0 ]; then
  echo "run this script as root!"
  exit 1
fi

# ranges collected from https://ipinfo.io/AS12876

RalphORama

#!/usr/bin/env bash

# This script will generate a keystore for use with Plan
#   https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/plan-player-analytics.32536/
# After running the script, plug in the details as follows:
#   KeyStore_path: the path you specified
#   Key_pass: the password you specified
#   Store_pass: the same password as Key_pass
#   Alias: plan

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#!/bin/sh

SK="\e[38;5;215m"       # skin-ish
GR="\e[38;5;28m"        # green
LG="\e[38;5;46m"        # light green
RD="\e[38;5;1m"         # red
YL="\e[38;5;3m"         # yellow
GY="\e[38;5;8m"         # gray
RST="\e[0m"             # reset

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#!/usr/bin/env python3

# I personally use a crontab to execute this at midnight, daily
# # m h  dom mon dow   command
#   0 0  *   *   *     /usr/bin/python3 /usr/local/sbin/cloudflare-nginx-resolver.py > /etc/nginx/snippets/cloudflare-realip.conf && nginx -t && systemctl restart nginx

# Then, in virtual hosts that need this config, I simply add the line
#   include /etc/nginx/snippets/cloudflare-realip.conf

import requests

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// Ralph's custom CSGO config/autoexec
// Plagiarized with love from Team Gamerfood's Ted
//  - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSAEdSAFyeidPD_ifQdTkyw
//  - http://jew.yt/stuff/autoexec.cfg

// here's some placebo shit for the startup options as well
// change these to your monitor's dimensions, refresh rate, etc.
// shown here are the options for a 120hz monitor:
//-w 1920 -h 1080 -freq 120 -refresh 120 -novid -nojoy -tickrate 128 -console