SeanMcMillan

// Multiple returns -- totally unreadable.
function findWaldo() {
	var ret;
	
	if  (isInKitchen()) return "kitchen";
	if  (isInBedroom()) return "bedroom";
	if  (isInGarage()) return "garage";
	
	//check the dom elements he could be hiding in
	for(var i = 0; i < 100; i++) {

SeanMcMillan

  'use strict';
  var fakewindow;
  var fakedocument, fakenode;

  fakedocument = {
    createDocumentFragment: function() {
      return {
        appendChild: function() {}
      };
    },

SeanMcMillan

So, let's talk about sexual assault at conferences.

If you don't understand why agreeing to X is not agreeing to Y afterwards, please have yourself committed. You're dangerous.

A Code of Conduct would not have helped. It would have been ignored, just like decency was ignored.

(CoCs often come with escalation policies, and staff training. _Those_ are probably helpful. But only at the con.)

The Police and Justice system are a giant failure, hence the creation of community pseudo-police and quasi-justice.