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/****************   
 * Variables    *
 ****************/
var foo = 99;
//"var" is the syntax used for declaring a variable. It doesn't matter what
//type of value you want to store in the variable, JavaScript doesn't care.

bar = 'banana';
//omitting the "var" keyword will still create a variable (if it doesn't 
//already exist in the scope), but it will be implicitly global.

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var responses = [
    {
        outgoing : 'Why are you leaving me!?',
        incoming : [
            'Welcome back!', 'Where were you!?',
            'You saw that whore again, didn\'t you!?'
        ]
    },
    {
        outgoing : 'Just go already!',

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//solves #86, written by @Shmiddty: https://gist.github.com/Shmiddty/6829439
(function () {
"use strict";

// "user name" : {lastPing : Date.now(), msg : "afk message", returnMsg: "bot sends this when you return"}
var demAFKs = bot.memory.get( 'afk' );
//5 minute limit between auto-responds.
var rateLimit = 5 * 60 * 1000;

var responses = [