Some Twitter DM experiment [Twitter Web // Full]

README.md

The Shittiest Twitter Bot:tm:

The code is a mess.

Limitations

• Can only process one command every 0.5 seconds.
• Your window must remained focus
• You cannot use the computer the bot is running on.
• Not totally autonomous: must be open on a specific DM thread to work.

How to Use

Just copy the JS code in shitty-twitter-dm-bot.js into your JavaScript console and abandon your computer. Use a phone to communicate instead or something.

License

Licensed under CC-0. Some form of attribution would be nice though.

shitty-twitter-dm-bot.js

console.info("Running the world's worst bot. RIP your computer.")
window.setInterval(()=>{
    if(document.querySelectorAll("li:not(.DirectMessage--sent)>div>div>div>.DirectMessage-text>div>p")[document.querySelectorAll(".DirectMessage-text:not(.DirectMessage--sent)>div>p").length-1].innerHTML == "rng") {
        document.querySelector(".DMComposer-editor>div").innerHTML = Math.round(Math.random()*100) + " is your random number. [bot]";
        window.setTimeout((e)=>{
            document.querySelector(".DMComposer-send>.EdgeButton").click();
        },300);
        console.info("Bot message sent -> rng");
    } else if(document.querySelectorAll("li:not(.DirectMessage--sent)>div>div>div>.DirectMessage-text>div>p")[document.querySelectorAll(".DirectMessage-text:not(.DirectMessage--sent)>div>p").length-1].innerHTML == "owo") {
        document.querySelector(".DMComposer-editor>div").innerHTML = "Please stop [bot]";
        window.setTimeout((e)=>{
            document.querySelector(".DMComposer-send>.EdgeButton").click();
        },300);
        console.info("Bot message sent -> owo");
    } else if(document.querySelectorAll("li:not(.DirectMessage--sent)>div>div>div>.DirectMessage-text>div>p")[document.querySelectorAll(".DirectMessage-text:not(.DirectMessage--sent)>div>p").length-1].innerHTML == "Please stop [bot]") {
        document.querySelector(".DMComposer-editor>div").innerHTML = "Stop impersonating me. :( [bot]";
        window.setTimeout((e)=>{
            document.querySelector(".DMComposer-send>.EdgeButton").click();
        },300);
        console.info("Bot message sent -> impersonate");
    }
},500);