MattIPv4

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?

shoghicp

#!/bin/sh

#Emulates the sweeking step up/down Chicago tornado alarm
#Can be repeated multiple times

beep -f 300 -l 50 -d 0 -n -f 309 -l 50 -d 0 -n -f 318 -l 50 -d 0 -n -f 328 -l 50 -d 0 -n -f 337 -l 50 -d 0 -n -f 346 -l 50 -d 0 -n -f 355 -l 50 -d 0 -n -f 364 -l 50 -d 0 -n -f 373 -l 50 -d 0 -n -f 383 -l 50 -d 0 -n -f 392 -l 50 -d 0 -n -f 401 -l 50 -d 0 -n -f 492 -l 50 -d 0 -n -f 503 -l 50 -d 0 -n -f 514 -l 50 -d 0 -n -f 525 -l 50 -d 0 -n -f 536 -l 50 -d 0 -n -f 547 -l 50 -d 0 -n -f 558 -l 50 -d 0 -n -f 569 -l 50 -d 0 -n -f 580 -l 50 -d 0 -n -f 591 -l 50 -d 0 -n -f 602 -l 50 -d 0 -n -f 613 -l 50 -d 0 -n -f 520 -l 50 -d 0 -n -f 529 -l 50 -d 0 -n -f 538 -l 50 -d 0 -n -f 548 -l 50 -d 0 -n -f 557 -l 50 -d 0 -n -f 566 -l 50 -d 0 -n -f 575 -l 50 -d 0 -n -f 584 -l 50 -d 0 -n -f 593 -l 50 -d 0 -n -f 603 -l 50 -d 0 -n -f 612 -l 50 -d 0 -n -f 621 -l 50 -d 0 -n -f 756 -l 50 -d 0 -n -f 767 -l 50 -d 0 -n -f 778 -l 50 -d 0 -n -f 789 -l 50 -d 0 -n -f 800 -l 50 -d 0 -n -f 811 -l 50 -d 0 -n -f 822 -l 50 -d 0 -n -f 833 -l 50 -

mastef

/*

  Watch out, os.IsExist(err) != !os.IsNotExist(err)

  They are error checkers, so use them only when err != nil, and you want to handle
  specific errors in a different way!
  
  Their main purpose is to wrap around OS error messages for you, so you don't have to test
  for Windows/Unix/Mobile/other OS error messages for "file exists/directory exists" and
  "file does not exist/directory does not exist"

ar-pa

// In the name of Allah.
// We're nothing and you're everything.
// Ya Ali!
 
#include <bits/stdc++.h>
using namespace std;
 
typedef long long ll;
const int maxn = 1e2 + 14, lg = 15;

cirosantilli

Streak generator. 100 year streak: https://github.com/cirosantilli/test-streak

Inspired by: http://stackoverflow.com/questions/20099235/who-is-the-user-with-the-longest-streak-on-github/27742165

On 2015-03-20, this gave a 502 on my homepage http://i.imgur.com/y2v7N11.png so I opened an issue isaacs/github#370.

1000 year version: https://github.com/cirosantilli/test-streak-1000 Always gives 502, so my homepage is a now a 502.

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cgoldberg

# install bzr and gource
# get a branch of Mir's trunk code
# create gource video


$ sudo apt-get install bzr gource
$ bzr branch lp:mir
$ cd mir
$ gource \
    -s .06 \

spudbean

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un33k

FILE SPACING:

 # double space a file
 sed G

 # double space a file which already has blank lines in it. Output file
 # should contain no more than one blank line between lines of text.
 sed '/^$/d;G'