pornversary.sh

#!/bin/bash
content=$(curl -s http://feeds.feedburner.com/PornstarBirthdays | egrep 'title|link' | sed 's/<.*>\([^<]*\)<\/.*>/\1/' | tail -n+6)

idx=$(($RANDOM % ($(echo "$content" | wc -l) / 2) ))

renderer="./catimg/build/bin/catimg -r 1 -w 40"

echo "$content" | tail -n"$(($idx * 2 + 2))" | head -n2 | while read i ; do
    case $i in
        *http*) curl -s $(echo "$i" | tr -d '[:space:]') \
            | grep headshot | sed -n 's/.*src="\([^"]*\)".*/\1/p' \
            | xargs curl -s > /tmp/pornphoto && $renderer random /tmp/pornphoto;;
        *) figlet $i ;;
    esac
done