Script to uninstall node and npm completely from your mac!

uninstall_node_npm.sh

dump_dir_name="node_junk_`date +%s%N`"
dump_dir="${HOME}/Temp/${dump_dir_name}/"

echo "NODE/NPM UNINSTALLER v0.0.1
This uninstaller moves all the node/npm files and folders to ${dump_dir}.
Happy cleaning!
"

paths=(
	# The main binaries / executables
	"/usr/local/bin/npm" \
	"/usr/local/bin/node" \

	# Other bin stuff \
	"/usr/local/bin/node/" \
	"/usr/local/bin/node-debug"
	"/usr/local/bin/node-gyp" \

	
	# lib \
	"/usr/local/lib/node/" \
	"/usr/local/lib/node_modules/" \

	# local \
	"/usr/local/include/node/" \
	"/usr/local/include/node_modules" \

	# Home \
	"~/.npm" \
	"~/.node-gyp/" \
	"~/.node_repl_history" \

	# The n npm module
	"/usr/local/n/" \

	# opt \
	"/opt/local/bin/node" \
	"/opt/local/include/node/" \
	"/opt/local/lib/node_modules/" \
	"/usr/local/share/doc/" \
	"/usr/local/share/systemtap/tapset/node.stp" \

	# man \
	"/usr/local/share/man/man1/node*" \
	"/usr/local/share/man/man1/npm*" \
	"/usr/local/lib/dtrace/node.d"
)

mkdir -p "${dump_dir}"

for p in ${paths[@]}
do
	if [ -n "$p" ]; then
		echo "\t» Moving $p ... "
		sudo mv "$p" "${dump_dir}"
	fi
done

echo "\nUninstalled node/npm successfully. (Junkyard: ${dump_dir}"