Stop Remote/Bluetooth media buttons from opening iTunes / trying to open iTunes.

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# This will work *only* on build 13F1911 OS X 10.9.5, aka the last version of Mavericks Apple ever released. (If you haven't installed all available security updates, you are not on build 13F1911 even if the version number is 10.9.5). It will also not work in later versions of OS X. (Nothing bad will happen if you use this on the wrong OS, it just won't do anything!)

if [ $(shasum /System/Library/CoreServices/rcd.app/Contents/MacOS/rcd | awk '$0=$1') = "fffb4d6ec495a1382364f73c6a0f45ca4f42c563" ]; then
	RCDPATCH=`mktemp -t rcd-patch`
	echo 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 | base64 --decode > $RCDPATCH
	sudo mv /System/Library/CoreServices/rcd.app/Contents/MacOS/rcd /System/Library/CoreServices/rcd.app/Contents/MacOS/rcd-bk
	sudo bspatch /System/Library/CoreServices/rcd.app/Contents/MacOS/rcd-bk /System/Library/CoreServices/rcd.app/Contents/MacOS/rcd $RCDPATCH
	sudo chmod +x /System/Library/CoreServices/rcd.app/Contents/MacOS/rcd
fi

if [ $(shasum /System/Library/CoreServices/AVRCPAgent.app/Contents/MacOS/AVRCPAgent | awk '$0=$1') = "798f7271d1a499c879807fc9f9a2e774b5b62bba" ]; then
	AVRCPPATCH=`mktemp -t AVRCPAgent-patch`
	echo 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 | base64 --decode > $AVRCPPATCH
	sudo mv /System/Library/CoreServices/AVRCPAgent.app/Contents/MacOS/AVRCPAgent /System/Library/CoreServices/AVRCPAgent.app/Contents/MacOS/AVRCPAgent-bk
	sudo bspatch /System/Library/CoreServices/AVRCPAgent.app/Contents/MacOS/AVRCPAgent-bk /System/Library/CoreServices/AVRCPAgent.app/Contents/MacOS/AVRCPAgent $AVRCPPATCH
	sudo chmod +x /System/Library/CoreServices/AVRCPAgent.app/Contents/MacOS/AVRCPAgent
fi