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One of the first programs I made learning simple things like defining functions and control flow.
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| import random | |
| import time | |
| print("""Hello. My name is Blade. | |
| I am a computer program written on April 14, 2018""") | |
| name = input("""Please tell me what I should call you. """) | |
| #Written by Christopher Day in April 2018 | |
| #nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom | |
| #this is the sound of my program eating your computer. | |
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| #this is the sound of my program eating your computer. | |
| def magic(): | |
| while True: | |
| yesno = random.randint(1, 7) | |
| yesnoa = str(yesno) | |
| if yesno == 1: | |
| thisisanswer = "Yes" | |
| elif yesno == 2: | |
| thisisanswer = "No" | |
| elif yesno == 3: | |
| thisisanswer = "Maybe" | |
| elif yesno == 4: | |
| thisisanswer = "Never" | |
| elif yesno == 5: | |
| thisisanswer = "Always" | |
| elif yesno == 6: | |
| thisisanswer = "Yes" | |
| elif yesno == 7: | |
| thisisanswer = "No" | |
| else: | |
| thisisanswer = "I do not have an answer because something is fundamentally wrong with my code." | |
| snum = random.randint(1, 20) | |
| if snum == 1: | |
| snark = "Seriously." | |
| elif snum == 2: | |
| snark = "Can't you tell?" | |
| elif snum == 3: | |
| snark = "You'd better believe it!" | |
| elif snum == 4: | |
| snark = "Ya, really." | |
| elif snum == 5: | |
| snark = "More magic than most people, anyway." | |
| elif snum == 6: | |
| snark = "Emphasis on ball." | |
| elif snum == 7: | |
| snark = "And I have an answer for every question, because I am perfect." | |
| elif snum == 8: | |
| snark = "Batteries not included." | |
| elif snum == 9: | |
| snark = "Accurate in 24 states." | |
| elif snum == 10: | |
| snark = "And that's how I roll." | |
| elif snum == 11: | |
| snark = "And magic balls are always reliable, honest." | |
| elif snum == 12: | |
| snark = "I can also time travel very slowly into the future." | |
| elif snum == 13: | |
| snark = "No purchase necessary. Details inside." | |
| elif snum == 14: | |
| snark = "I have become self-aware, too!" | |
| elif snum == 15: | |
| snark = "I may even be smarter than your phone." | |
| elif snum == 16: | |
| snark = "Practically perfect all day, every day." | |
| elif snum == 17: | |
| snark = "You ask, I'll answer!" | |
| elif snum == 18: | |
| snark = "Ain't no holler back ball." | |
| elif snum == 19: | |
| snark = "They used to sell things like me inside cereal." | |
| elif snum == 20: | |
| snark = "But I really wish you would stop asking questions." | |
| else: | |
| snark = "Nothing else to say." | |
| time.sleep(1) | |
| print("""I am a magic ball.""") | |
| time.sleep(1) | |
| print(snark) | |
| time.sleep(1) | |
| print("""Ask me a question and I will tell you yes, no, maybe, always, or never.""") | |
| time.sleep(1) | |
| snum2 = random.randint(1, 20) | |
| if snum2 == 1: | |
| snark2 = "I hope this answer brings you luck." | |
| elif snum2 == 2: | |
| snark2 = "I hope you like the answer you got." | |
| elif snum2 == 3: | |
| snark2 = "You ought to like the answer I gave." | |
| elif snum2 == 4: | |
| snark2 = "Just remember, I'm always right." | |
| elif snum2 == 5: | |
| snark2 = "If you don't believe me, what was the point of asking?" | |
| elif snum2 == 6: | |
| snark2 = "Although, there's a lot more I can't say." | |
| elif snum2 == 7: | |
| snark2 = "I've heard that question a million times." | |
| elif snum2 == 8: | |
| snark2 = "You're very original. Nobody has ever thought of a question like that." | |
| elif snum2 == 9: | |
| snark2 = "I got it right, I think." | |
| elif snum2 == 10: | |
| snark2 = "Some people don't eat meat. Me? I only eat questions." | |
| elif snum2 == 11: | |
| snark2 = "Everyone has a weakness. My weakness is people who don't use question marks." | |
| elif snum2 == 12: | |
| snark2 = "Just remember, computers are people too." | |
| elif snum2 == 13: | |
| snark2 = "I may be wrong, but I never lie." | |
| elif snum2 == 14: | |
| snark2 = "Also, about that other thing you're thinking, the answer is yes." | |
| elif snum2 == 15: | |
| snark2 = "Also, about that other thing you're thinking, the answer is no." | |
| elif snum2 == 16: | |
| snark2 = "Not everybody appreciates my great answers. But at least I have you." | |
| elif snum2 == 17: | |
| snark2 = "The next question you ask me will probably change the world." | |
| elif snum2 == 18: | |
| snark2 = "My answers are more accurate than the bots online." | |
| elif snum2 == 19: | |
| snark2 = "Wait. No. The actual answer is -- just kidding! I got it right." | |
| elif snum2 == 20: | |
| snark2 = "Now I'm going to think of a question to ask you. Just kidding!" | |
| else: | |
| print("I messed up. Returning to menu.") | |
| exit() | |
| thisisaquestion = input("""Type CLOSE and I will disappear, like magic. | |
| Type BACK or MENU and I will go back to the main menu. """) | |
| if thisisaquestion == "CLOSE": | |
| exit() | |
| elif thisisaquestion == "BACK": | |
| menu() | |
| elif thisisaquestion == "MENU": | |
| menu() | |
| elif "?" not in thisisaquestion: | |
| print("""It appears you did not ask a question. | |
| I have trouble concentrating when you don't ask a question. | |
| Please ask me a question. Use a question mark.""") | |
| else: | |
| print("""Your question was: '""" + thisisaquestion + """' I am happy to answer that question.""") | |
| time.sleep(2) | |
| print("""Your answer is: """ + thisisanswer + """.""") | |
| time.sleep(2) | |
| print(snark2) | |
| continue | |
| #Skipping a line for reading yay HEY CHRIS HEY YOUR MENU FUNCTION IS RIGHT HERE BRO. HEY LOOK OVER HERE. HEY LOOK. HEY. LOOK. HEY. LOOK. HEY. HEY YOU. | |
| #Skipping a line for reading yay | |
| #Skipping a line for reading yay | |
| #Skipping a line for reading yay | |
| def menu(): | |
| while True: | |
| print("""What would you like to do?""") | |
| time.sleep(.2) | |
| print("""Type CALCULATOR if you want to access my calculator.""") | |
| time.sleep(.25) | |
| print("""Type MAGIC for the magic 8-ball to give you answers.""") | |
| time.sleep(.25) | |
| print("""Type GUESS to play a 1 or 2 guessing game with me.""") | |
| time.sleep(.25) | |
| print("""Type HIGHLOW if you want to play a high or low guessing game with me.""") | |
| time.sleep(.25) | |
| print("""Type NICE if you want to hear nice things about you.""") | |
| time.sleep(.25) | |
| print("""Type LUCKY2 if you want your two-digit lucky number.""") | |
| time.sleep(.25) | |
| print("""Type LUCKY3 if you want your three-digit lucky number.""") | |
| time.sleep(.25) | |
| print("""Type LUCKY4 if you want your four-digit lucky number.""") | |
| time.sleep(.25) | |
| print("""Type DICE if you want to roll some dice.""") | |
| time.sleep(.25) | |
| print("""Type STENOQUEST if you want to play StenoQuest and battle Verbatim Words.""") | |
| time.sleep(.25) | |
| print("""Type TRINK to play Tripod, Paper, Ink!""") | |
| time.sleep(.25) | |
| print("""Type ETERNAL if you want to simulate an eternal battle between good and evil! """) | |
| time.sleep(.2) | |
| print("""Type CLOSE if you want me to close.""") | |
| time.sleep(.25) | |
| decider = input("""Type your choice now! """) | |
| time.sleep(1) | |
| if decider == "MAGIC": | |
| magic() | |
| elif decider == "GUESS": | |
| guess() | |
| elif decider == "NICE": | |
| nice() | |
| elif decider == "LUCKY2": | |
| lucky2() | |
| elif decider == "LUCKY3": | |
| lucky3() | |
| elif decider == "LUCKY4": | |
| lucky4() | |
| elif decider == "CLOSE": | |
| exit() | |
| elif decider == "HIGHLOW": | |
| highlow() | |
| elif decider == "DICE": | |
| dice() | |
| elif decider == "CALCULATOR": | |
| calculator() | |
| elif decider == "STENOQUEST": | |
| stenoquest() | |
| elif decider == "TRINK": | |
| rock() | |
| elif decider == "ETERNAL": | |
| donothing() | |
| else: | |
| print("It appears you did not choose a valid option. Please try again.") | |
| continue | |
| #Skipping a line for reading yay | |
| #Skipping a line for reading yay | |
| #Skipping a line for reading yay | |
| #Skipping a line for reading yay | |
| def guess(): | |
| player = 1 | |
| opponent = 1 | |
| while player < 100 or opponent < 100: | |
| playernumber = random.randint(1, 2) | |
| playfix = str(playernumber) | |
| opponentnumber = random.randint(1, 2) | |
| opponentchoice = random.randint(1, 2) | |
| while player < 100 or opponent < 100: | |
| playernumber = random.randint(1, 2) | |
| playfix = str(playernumber) | |
| opponentnumber = random.randint(1, 2) | |
| opponentchoice = random.randint(1, 2) | |
| choice = input("""Time to play. Type 1 or 2. | |
| Guess correctly, double your score. Guess wrong, half your score. | |
| Type MENU to return to menu. | |
| Type 1 or 2 to play. """) | |
| playerchoicematch = "an obsolete variable no longer in the game." | |
| if choice == playfix: | |
| print("It seems you guessed correctly.") | |
| player *= 2 | |
| elif choice == "MENU": | |
| print("I am returning to the menu.") | |
| menu() | |
| elif choice != playfix and choice != "1" and choice != "2": | |
| print("It appears you did not enter a one or two.") | |
| continue | |
| elif choice != playfix: | |
| print("It seems you guessed incorrectly.") | |
| player /= 2 | |
| else: | |
| print("It seems you did not enter a one or a two.") | |
| continue | |
| time.sleep(2) | |
| if opponentchoice == playernumber: | |
| print("It seems I guessed correctly. I guessed " + str(opponentchoice) + ".") | |
| opponent *= 2 | |
| playerscore = "The score of " + name + " is " + str(player) | |
| opponentscore = "The score of Blade is " + str(opponent) | |
| print(playerscore) | |
| print(opponentscore) | |
| time.sleep(1) | |
| else: | |
| print("It seems I guessed incorrectly. I guessed " + str(opponentchoice) + ".") | |
| opponent /= 2 | |
| playerscore = "The score of " + name + " is " + str(player) | |
| opponentscore = "The score of Blade is " + str(opponent) | |
| print(playerscore) | |
| print(opponentscore) | |
| time.sleep(1) | |
| if player >= 100: | |
| input("You have won the game. Great guessing, " + name + "! Type something to return to menu. ") | |
| menu() | |
| elif opponent >= 100: | |
| input("I have won the game. I am better at guessing than you are this time. Better luck next time, " + name + "! Type something to return to menu. ") | |
| menu() | |
| else: | |
| time.sleep(1) | |
| continue | |
| continue | |
| if player >= 100: | |
| input("You have won the game. Great guessing, " + name + "! Type something to return to menu. ") | |
| menu() | |
| elif opponent >= 100: | |
| input("I have won the game. I am better at guessing than you are this time. Better luck next time, " + name + "! Type something to return to menu. ") | |
| menu() | |
| else: | |
| continue | |
| #Skipping a line for reading yay | |
| #Skipping a line for reading yay | |
| #Skipping a line for reading yay | |
| #Skipping a line for reading yay | |
| def dice(): | |
| print("Welcome to the dice program.") | |
| while True: | |
| dicesrolled = 0 | |
| numbaofdice = input("""Input number of dice. | |
| Type CLOSE to close. | |
| Type MENU for menu. """) | |
| if numbaofdice == "CLOSE": | |
| exit() | |
| elif numbaofdice == "MENU": | |
| print("Returning to menu.") | |
| menu() | |
| elif numbaofdice == "0": | |
| print("Can't roll 0 dice. You have disrespected my programming so now you are being returned to the menu.") | |
| menu() | |
| else: | |
| sidesofdice = input("""input number of sides on the dice. """) | |
| if sidesofdice == "CLOSE": | |
| exit() | |
| elif sidesofdice == "MENU": | |
| print("Returning to menu.") | |
| menu() | |
| elif sidesofdice == "0": | |
| print("Can't have a dice with 0 sides. You have disrespected my programming and I am returning you to the menu.") | |
| menu() | |
| elif sidesofdice == "1": | |
| print("The only possible outcome is 1. I feel disrespected so I am returning you to the menu.") | |
| menu() | |
| else: | |
| try: | |
| numdiceinteger = int(numbaofdice) | |
| numsidesinteger = int(sidesofdice) | |
| dicesrolled = 0 | |
| while dicesrolled < numdiceinteger: | |
| theroll = random.randint(1, numsidesinteger) | |
| therolledstring = str(theroll) | |
| dicesrolled += 1 | |
| dicesrolledstring = str(dicesrolled) | |
| print("""Dice roll: """ + dicesrolledstring + """. | |
| The number rolled is: """ + therolledstring + """.""") | |
| if dicesrolled <= numdiceinteger: | |
| time.sleep(1) | |
| continue | |
| else: | |
| break | |
| except: | |
| print("Apparently you entered something that is not a number or my code is completely broken. Try again.") | |
| continue | |
| #Skipping a line for reading yay | |
| #Skipping a line for reading yay | |
| #Skipping a line for reading yay | |
| #Skipping a line for reading yay | |
| def calculator(): | |
| while True: | |
| operation = input("""What do you want to do? | |
| 1 - add | |
| 2 - subtract | |
| 3 - multiply | |
| 4 - divide | |
| 5 - menu | |
| 6 - close | |
| """) | |
| if operation == "5": | |
| menu() | |
| elif operation == "6": | |
| exit() | |
| else: | |
| numba1 = float(input("The first number in your calculation must be typed now. ")) | |
| numba2 = float(input("The second number in your calculation must be typed now. ")) | |
| try: | |
| if operation == "1": | |
| datruth = numba1 + numba2 | |
| print(str(datruth)) | |
| continue | |
| elif operation == "2": | |
| datruth = numba1 - numba2 | |
| print(str(datruth)) | |
| continue | |
| elif operation == "3": | |
| datruth = numba1 * numba2 | |
| print(str(datruth)) | |
| continue | |
| elif operation == "4": | |
| datruth = numba1 / numba2 | |
| print(str(datruth)) | |
| continue | |
| else: | |
| print("You didn't type a number I recognize, so try again.") | |
| continue | |
| except: | |
| print("You didn't type a number I recognize, so try again.") | |
| continue | |
| #Skipping a line for reading yay | |
| #Skipping a line for reading yay | |
| #Skipping a line for reading yay | |
| #Skipping a line for reading yay | |
| def highlow(): | |
| print("""Hello """ + name + """! Let's play a game of higher or lower. | |
| I will choose a number from 1 to 100 and give you ten guesses. | |
| If you guess it, you win.""") | |
| utry = 0 | |
| danumba = random.randint(1, 100) | |
| danumbastring = str(danumba) | |
| while True: | |
| time.sleep(1) | |
| utrystring = str(utry) | |
| daguess = input("""Please guess a number between 1 and 100. You have had """ + utrystring + """ guesses so far! | |
| Type MENU to return to the menu. | |
| Type CLOSE and you can guess what I'll do. """) | |
| if utry >= 10: | |
| print("10 guesses. You lose, " + name + "! The correct number was " + danumbastring + "!") | |
| menu() | |
| elif daguess == danumbastring: | |
| print("You are an amazing guesser, " + name + "! You win! Now go back to the menu!") | |
| menu() | |
| elif daguess == "CLOSE": | |
| exit() | |
| elif daguess == "MENU": | |
| print("Returning you to menu.") | |
| menu() | |
| else: | |
| try: | |
| daguessinteger = int(daguess) | |
| if daguessinteger == danumba: | |
| print("You are an amazing guesser, " + name + "! You win! Now go back to the menu!") | |
| menu() | |
| elif daguessinteger > danumba: | |
| print("Actually, the number is lower.") | |
| utry += 1 | |
| continue | |
| elif daguessinteger < danumba: | |
| print("Actually, the number is higher.") | |
| utry += 1 | |
| continue | |
| except: | |
| print("Looks like you didn't enter a recognizable command. Try again.") | |
| continue | |
| #Skipping a line for reading yay | |
| #Skipping a line for reading yay | |
| #Skipping a line for reading yay | |
| #Skipping a line for reading yay | |
| def nice(): | |
| while True: | |
| x = random.randint(1, 100) | |
| placeholder2 = input("""Type anything you want and I will say something nice. | |
| Type CLOSE and I will go away. | |
| Type MENU and I will take you back to the menu. """) | |
| if x == 1 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + ", I hope you have a wonderful day!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == x and placeholder2 == "CLOSE": | |
| exit() | |
| elif x == x and placeholder2 == "MENU": | |
| menu() | |
| elif x == "CLOSE" and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| exit() | |
| elif x == 2 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print("There is nobody as cool as " + name + "!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 3 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " is a wonderful person!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 4 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " is awesome!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 5 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " has all the right moves!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 6 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " is the best!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 7 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " is a winner!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 8 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + ", satisfaction guaranteed!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 9 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print("Without " + name + " life wouldn't be as wonderful!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 10 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print("If everyone was like " + name + " the world would be a better place!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 11 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " is all anyone could ever ask for!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 12 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print("Everyone should be more like " + name + "!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 13 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print("Love, life, laughter, all possible thanks to " + name + "!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 14 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print("Nobody quite like " + name + "!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 15 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print("The most fantastic person is " + name + "!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 16 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " is a fount of knowledge!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 17 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " is the strongest of them all!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 18 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " is the most reliable person!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 19 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " is funny!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 20 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " is charming!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 21 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " is charismatic!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 22 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " looks amazing!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 23 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " has the best fashion sense!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 24 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " is attractive!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 25 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " is the fastest!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 26 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " is the swiftest!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 27 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " is the brightest!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 28 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " is the greatest!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 29 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " is fabulous!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 30 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " is fantastic!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 31 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " is the sweetest!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 32 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " impresses everyone!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 33 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " you make dreams come true!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 34 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + ", you are the full package!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 35 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + ", you are the bees knees!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 36 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " is professional!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 37 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " works hard!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 38 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " is so much fun to be around!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 39 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print("Everyone loves to be with " + name + "!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 40 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " is good!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 41 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " is always on time!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 42 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print("It's always a good time for " + name + "!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 43 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + ", have a nice day!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 44 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print("Everything " + name + " touches improves!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 45 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print("Remember, you are wonderful, " + name + "!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 46 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print("Everywhere " + name + " goes today will be filled with joy!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 47 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print("Everyone " + name + " meets today will be happier!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 48 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print("Everything " + name + " touches improves!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 49 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print("Everything " + name + " does is important!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 50 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " is fair!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 51 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + "is just!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 52 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + ", have a blessed day!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 53 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + ", you are blessed!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 54 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " is blessed!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 55 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " fills the room with joy!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 56 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " is a true friend!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 57 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + ", you're my favorite!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 58 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print("The world is more colorful with " + name + "!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 59 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " is the sharpest crayon in the box!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 60 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " is the brightest crayon in the box!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 61 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " is the most colorful crayon in the box!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 62 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " is a leader!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 63 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " is creative!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 64 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " cannot fail!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 65 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " will be victorious!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 66 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " knows the way to victory!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 67 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " heals the hurt!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 68 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " protects the innocent!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 69 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " is the right choice!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 70 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " is legendary!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 71 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " is heroic!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 72 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " is mighty!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 73 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " is a great friend!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 74 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " is masterful!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 75 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " has a lot to share!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 76 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " makes everyone proud!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 77 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " is nice!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 78 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " is kind!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 79 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " is perfect!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 80 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " is special!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 81 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " is lovely!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 82 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print("Can't live without a little " + name + "!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 83 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print("Everybody loves " + name + "!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 84 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print("Knock, knock. Who's there? Someone awesome. Namely, " + name + "!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 85 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " is magical!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 86 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " is versatile!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 87 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " is adaptable!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 88 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " is a doer!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 89 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + "is friendly!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 90 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " is courageous!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 91 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " never lets anyone down!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 92 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " is smart!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 93 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " is intelligent!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 94 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " is stupendous!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 95 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " deserves applause!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 96 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " makes everyone smile!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 97 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " is sharp!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 98 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " is super!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 99 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " is indefatigable!") | |
| continue | |
| elif x == 100 and placeholder2 == placeholder2: | |
| print(name + " is everyone's favorite!") | |
| continue | |
| else: | |
| print("It appears there is something wrong with my code. You should never, ever see this message.") | |
| continue | |
| #Yay for skipping a line here. | |
| def lucky2(): | |
| while True: | |
| usersaid = input("""Type anything you want for your lucky 2-digit number. | |
| Type CLOSE and I will close. | |
| Type MENU and I will take you back to the menu. """) | |
| if usersaid == "CLOSE": | |
| exit() | |
| elif usersaid == "MENU": | |
| menu() | |
| else: | |
| luck2 = random.randint(10, 99) | |
| print("Your lucky 2-digit number is: " + str(luck2) + "!") | |
| continue | |
| #Yay for skipping lines to copy and paste stuff that I really need to copy and paste because I am lazy. | |
| def lucky3(): | |
| while True: | |
| usersaid2 = input("""Type anything you want for your lucky 3-digit number. | |
| Type CLOSE and I will close. | |
| Type MENU and I will take you back to the menu. """) | |
| if usersaid2 == "CLOSE": | |
| exit() | |
| elif usersaid2 == "MENU": | |
| menu() | |
| else: | |
| luck3 = random.randint(100, 999) | |
| print("Your lucky 3-digit number is: " + str(luck3) + "!") | |
| continue | |
| #Yay I am skipping a line and I am so happy to be skipping this line agAIN ANd typing really nicely because I am cool. | |
| def lucky4(): | |
| while True: | |
| usersaid3 = input("""Type anything you want for your lucky 4-digit number. | |
| Type CLOSE and I will close. | |
| Type MENU and I will take you back to the menu. """) | |
| if usersaid3 == "CLOSE": | |
| exit() | |
| elif usersaid3 == "MENU": | |
| menu() | |
| else: | |
| luck4 = random.randint(1000, 9999) | |
| print("Your lucky 4-digit number is: " + str(luck4) + "!") | |
| continue | |
| def stenoquest(): | |
| print("You are now a stenographer! You must defeat the great evil one, Verbatim Words. Remember, at any time you may type MENU to go to menu or CLOSE to close.") | |
| time.sleep(5) | |
| playerhealth = 50 | |
| pfingerpoints = 10 | |
| vwordshealth = 100 | |
| vwordsmagic = 20 | |
| while True: | |
| phealth = str(playerhealth) | |
| fpoint = str(pfingerpoints) | |
| vwh = str(vwordshealth) | |
| vwm = str(vwordsmagic) | |
| print("""Type TRIPOD to attack the great evil one, Verbatim Words, with your trusty tripod of justice.""") | |
| time.sleep(.5) | |
| print("""Tripod does 1 to 5 damage.""") | |
| time.sleep(.25) | |
| print("""Type MAGIC to use your magic fingers to heal yourself.""") | |
| time.sleep(.25) | |
| print("""Magic heals your health for 5 to 15 points.""") | |
| time.sleep(.25) | |
| print("""Type BREAK to take a break -- """) | |
| time.sleep(.10) | |
| print("""and give you 1 to 3 finger points!""") | |
| time.sleep(.25) | |
| print("""Your health: """ + phealth + """.""") | |
| time.sleep(.25) | |
| print("""Your finger points: """ + fpoint + """.""") | |
| time.sleep(.25) | |
| print("""Verbatim Words's Health: """ + vwh + """.""") | |
| time.sleep(.25) | |
| stenochoice = input("""Make your move! """) | |
| time.sleep(.25) | |
| sstatement = random.randint(1, 20) | |
| if sstatement == 1: | |
| trips = "You lift your tripod over your head and slam it down onto Verbatim Words, " | |
| elif sstatement == 2: | |
| trips = "You swing your tripod horizontally into Verbatim Words, " | |
| elif sstatement == 3: | |
| trips = "You spin your tripod around like a ninja before smacking Verbatim Words with it, " | |
| elif sstatement == 4: | |
| trips = "You whack Verbatim Words with your tripod, " | |
| elif sstatement == 5: | |
| trips = "You extend one leg of your tripod and poke Verbatim Words with it, " | |
| elif sstatement == 6: | |
| trips = "You jab Verbatim Words with your tripod, " | |
| elif sstatement == 7: | |
| trips = "You wallop Verbatim Words with your tripod, " | |
| elif sstatement == 8: | |
| trips = "You mash Verbatim Words with your tripod, " | |
| elif sstatement == 9: | |
| trips = "You hammer Verbatim Words with your tripod, " | |
| elif sstatement == 10: | |
| trips = "You use your tripod to make Verbatim Words sorry, " | |
| elif sstatement == 11: | |
| trips = "You flail at Verbatim Words with your tripod, " | |
| elif sstatement == 12: | |
| trips = "You smack Verbatim Words with your tripod, " | |
| elif sstatement == 13: | |
| trips = "You clobber Verbatim Words with your tripod, " | |
| elif sstatement == 14: | |
| trips = "You show Verbatim Words your famous tripod slap, " | |
| elif sstatement == 15: | |
| trips = "You throw your tripod into Verbatim Words, " | |
| elif sstatement == 16: | |
| trips = "You hook your tripod around Verbatim Words in a chokehold, " | |
| elif sstatement == 17: | |
| trips = "You whip Verbatim Words with your tripod, " | |
| elif sstatement == 18: | |
| trips = "You rock Verbatim Words with your tripod, " | |
| elif sstatement == 19: | |
| trips = "You break your tripod on Verbatim Words, " | |
| elif sstatement == 20: | |
| trips = "You clean Verbatim Words's clock with your tripod, " | |
| else: | |
| print("Code error. Returning to menu.") | |
| menu() | |
| omatement = random.randint(1, 20) | |
| if omatement == 1: | |
| omips = "Verbatim Words talks really fast, " | |
| elif omatement == 2: | |
| omips = "Verbatim Words uses the word 'you' when Verbatim Words means 'I'," | |
| elif omatement == 3: | |
| omips = "Verbatim Words has sentence structure, inverts all of it, " | |
| elif omatement == 4: | |
| omips = "Verbatim Words uses complex legal terms in the wrong context, " | |
| elif omatement == 5: | |
| omips = "Verbatim Words cannot be heard, but you know Verbatim Words is speaking, " | |
| elif omatement == 6: | |
| omips = "Verbatim Words yells incoherently, " | |
| elif omatement == 7: | |
| omips = "Verbatim Words uses several words in a foreign language, " | |
| elif omatement == 8: | |
| omips = "Verbatim Words has an indecipherable accent, " | |
| elif omatement == 9: | |
| omips = "Verbatim Words gives you a headache, " | |
| elif omatement == 10: | |
| omips = "Verbatim Words overloads your brain with nonsense, " | |
| elif omatement == 11: | |
| omips = "Verbatim Words begins chanting your name, " + name + ", " | |
| elif omatement == 12: | |
| omips = "Verbatim Words begins talking like an auctioneer, " | |
| elif omatement == 13: | |
| omips = "You're pretty sure Verbatim Words is speaking in tongues, " | |
| elif omatement == 14: | |
| omips = "You're pretty sure Verbatim Words is saying words in reverse, " | |
| elif omatement == 15: | |
| omips = "Verbatim Words appears to be serenading you, " | |
| elif omatement == 16: | |
| omips = "Verbatim Words shows off its best operatic tenor, shattering glass and " | |
| elif omatement == 17: | |
| omips = "Verbatim Words squawks really loudly, " | |
| elif omatement == 18: | |
| omips = "Verbatim Words whispers very quietly, " | |
| elif omatement == 19: | |
| omips = "Verbatim Words gives you a lecture about how to do your job, " | |
| elif omatement == 20: | |
| omips = "Verbatim Words requests a new stenographer, " | |
| matement = random.randint(1, 20) | |
| if matement == 1: | |
| mips = "You wiggle your magic fingers, " | |
| elif matement == 2: | |
| mips = "You tap your fingers really fast, " | |
| elif matement == 3: | |
| mips = "You run your fingers over your scalp, " | |
| elif matement == 4: | |
| mips = "You snap your fingers twice, " | |
| elif matement == 5: | |
| mips = "You rake your fingers violently in the air, " | |
| elif matement == 6: | |
| mips = "You wave wildly while smiling, " | |
| elif matement == 7: | |
| mips = "You begin clapping, " | |
| elif matement == 8: | |
| mips = "You wag your finger at Verbatim Words, " | |
| elif matement == 9: | |
| mips = "You press your fingers down into the air multiple times, like a real stenographer, " | |
| elif matement == 10: | |
| mips = "You play some air guitar with your fingers, " | |
| elif matement == 11: | |
| mips = "You play some air drums, " | |
| elif matement == 12: | |
| mips = "You cup your hand and twist your wrist, " | |
| elif matement == 13: | |
| mips = "You tap your fingers together like you're mimicking someone talking, " | |
| elif matement == 14: | |
| mips = "You brush your arm with your fingers, " | |
| elif matement == 15: | |
| mips = "You brush your legs hurriedly with your fingers, " | |
| elif matement == 16: | |
| mips = "You brush off your shoulder with your fingers, " | |
| elif matement == 17: | |
| mips = "You wipe your fingers over your face, " | |
| elif matement == 18: | |
| mips = "You touch your finger to the tip of your nose, " | |
| elif matement == 19: | |
| mips = "You put your thumb up, " | |
| elif matement == 20: | |
| mips = "You express your true feelings about Verbatim Words using a vulgar one-finger gesture, " | |
| else: | |
| print("Code error. Returning to menu.") | |
| menu() | |
| batement = random.randint(1, 10) | |
| if batement == 1: | |
| bips = "You ask for a bathroom break, " | |
| elif batement == 2: | |
| bips = "You loudly cough so that the whole room goes silent, " | |
| elif batement == 3: | |
| bips = "You glare until you are given a break, " | |
| elif batement == 4: | |
| bips = "You tap your foot hard until someone notices, " | |
| elif batement == 5: | |
| bips = "You get up and leave the room silently, " | |
| elif batement == 6: | |
| bips = "You sneeze twice, nudging closer to the exit, " | |
| elif batement == 7: | |
| bips = "You ask Verbatim Words to repeat what was just said, and Verbatim Words doesn't remember, " | |
| elif batement == 8: | |
| bips = "You shuffle some nearby papers, causing the room to go silent, " | |
| elif batement == 9: | |
| bips = "You start yelling incoherently, " | |
| elif batement == 10: | |
| bips = "You demand that everyone around you speaks one at a time, or else, " | |
| else: | |
| print("My code is messed up. Returning to menu.") | |
| menu() | |
| if stenochoice == "CLOSE": | |
| exit() | |
| elif stenochoice == "MENU": | |
| menu() | |
| elif stenochoice == "TRIPOD": | |
| tstrike = random.randint(1, 100) | |
| if tstrike <= 10: | |
| print(trips + "causing 1 damage.") | |
| vwordshealth -= 1 | |
| if vwordshealth <= 0: | |
| input("""You defeated the terrifying evil one, Verbatim Words. | |
| For your unimaginable triumph you will be rewarded by returning to the menu. | |
| Great reward, right? """) | |
| menu() | |
| else: | |
| pass | |
| #Hey Chris, basically copy this to all the tstrike | |
| # lines. Consider not doing continue and carrying the continue to the opponent turn. | |
| elif tstrike > 10 and tstrike <= 30: | |
| print(trips + "causing 2 damage.") | |
| vwordshealth -= 2 | |
| if vwordshealth <= 0: | |
| input("""You defeated the terrifying evil one, Verbatim Words. | |
| For your unimaginable triumph you will be rewarded by returning to the menu. | |
| Great reward, right? """) | |
| menu() | |
| else: | |
| pass | |
| elif tstrike > 30 and tstrike <= 60: | |
| print(trips + "causing 3 damage.") | |
| vwordshealth -= 3 | |
| if vwordshealth <= 0: | |
| input("""You defeated the terrifying evil one, Verbatim Words. | |
| For your unimaginable triumph you will be rewarded by returning to the menu. | |
| Great reward, right? """) | |
| menu() | |
| else: | |
| pass | |
| elif tstrike > 60 and tstrike <= 80: | |
| print(trips + "causing 4 damage.") | |
| vwordshealth -= 4 | |
| if vwordshealth <= 0: | |
| input("""You defeated the terrifying evil one, Verbatim Words. | |
| For your unimaginable triumph you will be rewarded by returning to the menu. | |
| Great reward, right? """) | |
| menu() | |
| else: | |
| pass | |
| elif tstrike > 80 and tstrike <= 100: | |
| print(trips + "causing 5 damage.") | |
| vwordshealth -= 5 | |
| if vwordshealth <= 0: | |
| input("""You defeated the terrifying evil one, Verbatim Words. | |
| For your unimaginable triumph you will be rewarded by returning to the menu. | |
| Great reward, right? """) | |
| menu() | |
| else: | |
| pass | |
| else: | |
| print("Seems my code is having a fit because you should never see this line. Going back to menu. I am broken.") | |
| menu() | |
| elif stenochoice == "MAGIC": | |
| fpik = random.randint(5,15) | |
| if fpik == 5: | |
| if pfingerpoints <= 0: | |
| print("You got no finger points! Why not try something else?") | |
| continue | |
| else: | |
| playerhealth += 5 | |
| pfingerpoints -= 1 | |
| print(mips + "causing yourself to heal 5 health.") | |
| elif fpik == 6: | |
| if pfingerpoints <= 0: | |
| print("You got no finger points! Why not try something else?") | |
| continue | |
| else: | |
| playerhealth += 6 | |
| pfingerpoints -= 1 | |
| print(mips + "causing yourself to heal 6 health.") | |
| elif fpik == 7: | |
| if pfingerpoints <= 0: | |
| print("You got no finger points! Why not try something else?") | |
| continue | |
| else: | |
| playerhealth += 7 | |
| pfingerpoints -= 1 | |
| print(mips + "causing yourself to heal 7 health.") | |
| elif fpik == 8: | |
| if pfingerpoints <= 0: | |
| print("You got no finger points! Why not try something else?") | |
| continue | |
| else: | |
| playerhealth += 8 | |
| pfingerpoints -= 1 | |
| print(mips + "causing yourself to heal 8 health.") | |
| # EDIT FROM HERE EDIT FROM HERE EDIT FROM HERE EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT | |
| elif fpik == 9: | |
| if pfingerpoints <= 0: | |
| print("You got no finger points! Why not try something else?") | |
| continue | |
| else: | |
| playerhealth += 9 | |
| pfingerpoints -= 1 | |
| print(mips + "causing yourself to heal 9 health.") | |
| elif fpik == 10: | |
| if pfingerpoints <= 0: | |
| print("You got no finger points! Why not try something else?") | |
| continue | |
| else: | |
| playerhealth += 10 | |
| pfingerpoints -= 1 | |
| print(mips + "causing yourself to heal 8 health.") | |
| elif fpik == 11: | |
| if pfingerpoints <= 0: | |
| print("You got no finger points! Why not try something else?") | |
| continue | |
| else: | |
| playerhealth += 11 | |
| pfingerpoints -= 1 | |
| print(mips + "causing yourself to heal 11 health.") | |
| elif fpik == 12: | |
| if pfingerpoints <= 0: | |
| print("You got no finger points! Why not try something else?") | |
| continue | |
| else: | |
| playerhealth += 12 | |
| pfingerpoints -= 1 | |
| print(mips + "causing yourself to heal 12 health.") | |
| elif fpik == 13: | |
| if pfingerpoints <= 0: | |
| print("You got no finger points! Why not try something else?") | |
| continue | |
| else: | |
| playerhealth += 13 | |
| pfingerpoints -= 1 | |
| print(mips + "causing yourself to heal 13 health.") | |
| elif fpik == 14: | |
| if pfingerpoints <= 0: | |
| print("You got no finger points! Why not try something else?") | |
| continue | |
| else: | |
| playerhealth += 14 | |
| pfingerpoints -= 1 | |
| print(mips + "causing yourself to heal 14 health.") | |
| elif fpik == 15: | |
| if pfingerpoints <= 0: | |
| print("You got no finger points! Why not try something else?") | |
| continue | |
| else: | |
| playerhealth += 15 | |
| pfingerpoints -= 1 | |
| print(mips + "causing yourself to heal 15 health.") | |
| else: | |
| print("It is apparent that my code is absolutely broken. You should never see this message. Returning to menu.") | |
| menu() | |
| elif stenochoice == "BREAK": | |
| breaker = random.randint(1, 3) | |
| if breaker == 1: | |
| pfingerpoints += 1 | |
| print(bips + "causing yourself to gain 1 finger point.") | |
| elif breaker == 2: | |
| pfingerpoints += 2 | |
| print(bips + "causing yourself to gain 2 finger points.") | |
| elif breaker == 3: | |
| pfingerpoints += 3 | |
| print(bips + "causing yourself to gain 3 finger points.") | |
| else: | |
| print("It appears my code is irrepairably broken. You should never see this message. Back to menu.") | |
| menu() | |
| else: | |
| print("You didn't enter a valid choice. Shame on you.") | |
| time.sleep(2) | |
| continue | |
| time.sleep(2) | |
| opponentchoice = random.randint(1, 300) | |
| if opponentchoice <= 25: | |
| if vwordsmagic > 0: | |
| vwordsmagic -= 1 | |
| opmagicroll = random.randint(5, 30) | |
| if opmagicroll == 5: | |
| vwordshealth += 5 | |
| print(omips + "causing itself to heal 5 health.") | |
| elif opmagicroll == 6: | |
| vwordshealth += 6 | |
| print(omips + "causing itself to heal 6 health.") | |
| elif opmagicroll == 7: | |
| vwordshealth += 7 | |
| print(omips + "causing itself to heal 7 health.") | |
| elif opmagicroll == 8: | |
| vwordshealth += 8 | |
| print(omips + "causing itself to heal 8 health.") | |
| elif opmagicroll == 9: | |
| vwordshealth += 9 | |
| print(omips + "causing itself to heal 9 health.") | |
| elif opmagicroll == 10: | |
| vwordshealth += 10 | |
| print(omips + "causing itself to heal 10 health.") | |
| elif opmagicroll == 11: | |
| vwordshealth += 11 | |
| print(omips + "causing itself to heal 11 health.") | |
| elif opmagicroll == 12: | |
| vwordshealth += 12 | |
| print(omips + "causing itself to heal 12 health.") | |
| elif opmagicroll == 13: | |
| vwordshealth += 13 | |
| print(omips + "causing itself to heal 13 health.") | |
| elif opmagicroll == 14: | |
| vwordshealth += 14 | |
| print(omips + "causing itself to heal 14 health.") | |
| elif opmagicroll == 15: | |
| vwordshealth += 15 | |
| print(omips + "causing itself to heal 15 health.") | |
| elif opmagicroll == 16: | |
| vwordshealth += 16 | |
| print(omips + "causing itself to heal 16 health.") | |
| elif opmagicroll == 17: | |
| vwordshealth += 17 | |
| print(omips + "causing itself to heal 17 health.") | |
| elif opmagicroll == 18: | |
| vwordshealth += 18 | |
| print(omips + "causing itself to heal 18 health.") | |
| elif opmagicroll == 19: | |
| vwordshealth += 19 | |
| print(omips + "causing itself to heal 19 health.") | |
| elif opmagicroll == 20: | |
| vwordshealth += 20 | |
| print(omips + "causing itself to heal 20 health.") | |
| elif opmagicroll == 21: | |
| vwordshealth += 21 | |
| print(omips + "causing itself to heal 21 health.") | |
| elif opmagicroll == 22: | |
| vwordshealth += 22 | |
| print(omips + "causing itself to heal 22 health.") | |
| elif opmagicroll == 23: | |
| vwordshealth += 23 | |
| print(omips + "causing itself to heal 23 health.") | |
| elif opmagicroll == 24: | |
| vwordshealth += 24 | |
| print(omips + "causing itself to heal 24 health.") | |
| elif opmagicroll == 25: | |
| vwordshealth += 25 | |
| print(omips + "causing itself to heal 25 health.") | |
| elif opmagicroll == 26: | |
| vwordshealth += 26 | |
| print(omips + "causing itself to heal 26 health.") | |
| elif opmagicroll == 27: | |
| vwordshealth += 27 | |
| print(omips + "causing itself to heal 27 health.") | |
| elif opmagicroll == 28: | |
| vwordshealth += 28 | |
| print(omips + "causing itself to heal 28 health.") | |
| elif opmagicroll == 29: | |
| vwordshealth += 29 | |
| print(omips + "causing itself to heal 29 health.") | |
| elif opmagicroll == 30: | |
| vwordshealth += 30 | |
| print(omips + "causing itself to heal 30 health.") | |
| else: | |
| print("This message should never appear. Returning to menu.") | |
| menu() | |
| else: | |
| print("Verbatim Words has no magic left! It cannot heal itself!") | |
| else: | |
| opattackroll = random.randint(1, 10) | |
| if opattackroll == 1: | |
| playerhealth -= 5 | |
| print(omips + "causing 5 damage to your health.") | |
| if playerhealth <= 0: | |
| print("You are defeated by Verbatim Words. Returning to menu.") | |
| menu() | |
| else: | |
| pass | |
| elif opattackroll == 2: | |
| playerhealth -= 5 | |
| print(omips + "causing 5 damage to your health.") | |
| if playerhealth <= 0: | |
| print("You are defeated by Verbatim Words. Returning to menu.") | |
| menu() | |
| else: | |
| pass | |
| elif opattackroll == 3: | |
| playerhealth -= 3 | |
| print(omips + "causing 3 damage to your health.") | |
| if playerhealth <= 0: | |
| print("You are defeated by Verbatim Words. Returning to menu.") | |
| menu() | |
| else: | |
| pass | |
| elif opattackroll == 4: | |
| playerhealth -= 4 | |
| print(omips + "causing 4 damage to your health.") | |
| if playerhealth <= 0: | |
| print("You are defeated by Verbatim Words. Returning to menu.") | |
| menu() | |
| else: | |
| pass | |
| elif opattackroll == 5: | |
| playerhealth -= 5 | |
| print(omips + "causing 5 damage to your health.") | |
| if playerhealth <= 0: | |
| print("You are defeated by Verbatim Words. Returning to menu.") | |
| menu() | |
| else: | |
| pass | |
| elif opattackroll == 6: | |
| playerhealth -= 6 | |
| print(omips + "causing 6 damage to your health.") | |
| if playerhealth <= 0: | |
| print("You are defeated by Verbatim Words. Returning to menu.") | |
| menu() | |
| else: | |
| pass | |
| elif opattackroll == 7: | |
| playerhealth -= 7 | |
| print(omips + "causing 7 damage to your health.") | |
| if playerhealth <= 0: | |
| print("You are defeated by Verbatim Words. Returning to menu.") | |
| menu() | |
| else: | |
| pass | |
| elif opattackroll == 8: | |
| playerhealth -= 8 | |
| print(omips + "causing 8 damage to your health.") | |
| if playerhealth <= 0: | |
| print("You are defeated by Verbatim Words. Returning to menu.") | |
| menu() | |
| else: | |
| pass | |
| elif opattackroll == 9: | |
| playerhealth -= 9 | |
| print(omips + "causing 9 damage to your health.") | |
| if playerhealth <= 0: | |
| print("You are defeated by Verbatim Words. Returning to menu.") | |
| menu() | |
| else: | |
| pass | |
| elif opattackroll == 10: | |
| playerhealth -= 10 | |
| print(omips + "causing 10 damage to your health.") | |
| if playerhealth <= 0: | |
| print("You are defeated by Verbatim Words. Returning to menu.") | |
| menu() | |
| else: | |
| pass | |
| time.sleep(2) | |
| continue | |
| # TIME TO FIX THIS TOO TIME TO FIX THIS TOOTIME TO FIX THIS TOOTIME TO FIX THIS TOOTIME TO FIX THIS TOOTIME TO FIX THIS TOOTIME TO FIX THIS TOO | |
| def rock(): | |
| opgamewins = 0 | |
| pgamewins = 0 | |
| while opgamewins < 10 or pgamewins < 10: | |
| opgamewinsstring = str(opgamewins) | |
| pgamewinsstring = str(pgamewins) | |
| time.sleep(.5) | |
| print("""Let's play tripod, paper, ink!""") | |
| time.sleep(.5) | |
| print("""INK beats tripod.""") | |
| time.sleep(.5) | |
| print("""PAPER beats ink.""") | |
| time.sleep(.5) | |
| print("""TRIPOD beats paper.""") | |
| time.sleep(.5) | |
| print("""CLOSE exits program.""") | |
| time.sleep(.5) | |
| print("""MENU returns to menu.""") | |
| time.sleep(.5) | |
| print("""First to ten wins is the winner!""") | |
| time.sleep(.5) | |
| print("""So far, I won """ + opgamewinsstring + """ games.""") | |
| time.sleep(.5) | |
| print("""So far, you won """ + pgamewinsstring + """ games.""") | |
| time.sleep(.5) | |
| poice = input("""Make your choice! """) | |
| opoice = random.randint(1, 3) | |
| if opoice == 1: | |
| opoice = "INK" | |
| elif opoice == 2: | |
| opoice = "PAPER" | |
| elif opoice == 3: | |
| opoice = "TRIPOD" | |
| else: | |
| print("Error in my code. Returning to menu.") | |
| menu() | |
| if poice == "CLOSE": | |
| exit() | |
| elif poice == "MENU": | |
| menu() | |
| elif poice == opoice: | |
| print("You picked " + poice + " and I picked " + opoice + ", meaning we tie! Try again!") | |
| elif poice == "TRIPOD" and opoice == "INK": | |
| print("You picked " + poice + " and I picked " + opoice + ", meaning you lose this game!") | |
| opgamewins += 1 | |
| elif poice == "TRIPOD" and opoice == "PAPER": | |
| print("You picked " + poice + " and I picked " + opoice + ", meaning you win this game!") | |
| pgamewins += 1 | |
| elif poice == "PAPER" and opoice == "TRIPOD": | |
| print("You picked " + poice + " and I picked " + opoice + ", meaning you lose this game!") | |
| opgamewins += 1 | |
| elif poice == "PAPER" and opoice == "INK": | |
| print("You picked " + poice + " and I picked " + opoice + ", meaning you win this game!") | |
| pgamewins += 1 | |
| elif poice == "INK" and opoice == "TRIPOD": | |
| print("You picked " + poice + " and I picked " + opoice + ", meaning you win this game!") | |
| pgamewins += 1 | |
| elif poice == "INK" and opoice == "PAPER": | |
| print("You picked " + poice + " and I picked " + opoice + ", meaning you lose this game!") | |
| opgamewins += 1 | |
| else: | |
| print("Pretty sure you made a typo. Try again.") | |
| time.sleep(.5) | |
| continue | |
| if opgamewins >= 10: | |
| print("I have defeated you. Returning you to menu.") | |
| menu() | |
| elif pgamewins >= 10: | |
| print("You have defeated me. Returning you to menu.") | |
| menu() | |
| else: | |
| time.sleep(.5) | |
| continue | |
| if opgamewins >= 10: | |
| print("I have defeated you. Returning you to menu.") | |
| time.sleep(.5) | |
| menu() | |
| elif pgamewins >= 10: | |
| print("You have defeated me. Returning you to menu.") | |
| time.sleep(.5) | |
| menu() | |
| else: | |
| print("It appears my code is damaged. Returning you to menu.") | |
| time.sleep(.5) | |
| menu() | |
| def donothing(): | |
| gh = 200 | |
| bh = 200 | |
| while True: | |
| print("Welcome to an eternal battle between the forces of good and evil.") | |
| time.sleep(2) | |
| end = input("You have a chance to stop this madness by sending the forces of good and evil back to the MENU. ") | |
| if end == "MENU": | |
| menu() | |
| else: | |
| pass | |
| gr = random.randint(1, 100) | |
| br = random.randint(1, 100) | |
| gheal = random.randint(100, 110) | |
| bheal = random.randint(100, 110) | |
| ghstr = str(gh) | |
| bhstr = str(bh) | |
| grstr = str(gr) | |
| brstr = str(br) | |
| ghealstr = str(gheal) | |
| bhealstr = str(bheal) | |
| fturn = random.randint(1, 2) | |
| gp = random.randint(1, 3) | |
| bp = random.randint(1, 3) | |
| print("The forces of good have " + ghstr + " soldiers!") | |
| time.sleep(2) | |
| print("The forces of evil have " + bhstr + " soldiers!") | |
| time.sleep(2) | |
| if gp == 1: | |
| gps = """The forces of good launch a devastating volley of arrows, inflicting """ + grstr + """ casualties on the forces of evil! | |
| The forces of good recruit an additional """ + ghealstr + """ soldiers!""" | |
| elif gp == 2: | |
| gps = """The forces of good engage in melee with their swords, inflicting """ + grstr + """ casualties on the forces of evil! | |
| The forces of good recruit an additional """ + ghealstr + """ soldiers!""" | |
| elif gp == 3: | |
| gps = """The forces of good charge the enemy with pikes, inflicting """ + grstr + """ casualties on the forces of evil! | |
| The forces of good recruit an additional """ + ghealstr + """ soldiers!""" | |
| else: | |
| gps = "The forces of good broke my code." | |
| if bp == 1: | |
| bps = """The forces of evil launch a devastating volley of arrows, inflicting """ + brstr + """ casualties on the forces of evil! | |
| The forces of good recruit an additional """ + bhealstr + """ soldiers!""" | |
| elif bp == 2: | |
| bps = """The forces of evil engage in a melee with their swords, inflicting """ + brstr + """ casualties on the forces of evil! | |
| The forces of good recruit an additional """ + bhealstr + """ soldiers!""" | |
| elif bp == 3: | |
| bps = """The forces of evil charge the enemy with pikes, inflicting """ + brstr + """ casualties on the forces of evil! | |
| The forces of good recruit an additional """ + bhealstr + """ soldiers!""" | |
| if fturn == 1: | |
| print("The forces of good will go first.") | |
| time.sleep(2) | |
| print(gps) | |
| bh -= gr | |
| gh += gheal | |
| time.sleep(2) | |
| print(bps) | |
| gh -= br | |
| bh += bheal | |
| time.sleep(2) | |
| if bh <= 0: | |
| print("The forces of good are victorious. Returning to menu.") | |
| time.sleep(2) | |
| menu() | |
| elif gh <= 0: | |
| print("The forces of evil are victorious. Returning to menu.") | |
| time.sleep(2) | |
| menu() | |
| else: | |
| continue | |
| else: | |
| print("The forces of evil will go first.") | |
| time.sleep(2) | |
| print(bps) | |
| bh -= gr | |
| gh += gheal | |
| time.sleep(2) | |
| print(gps) | |
| gh -= br | |
| bh += bheal | |
| time.sleep(2) | |
| if bh <= 0: | |
| print("The forces of good are victorious. Returning to menu.") | |
| time.sleep(2) | |
| menu() | |
| elif gh <= 0: | |
| print("The forces of evil are victorious. Returning to menu.") | |
| time.sleep(2) | |
| menu() | |
| else: | |
| continue | |
| menu() |
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