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## Has weird right-to-left characters.txt
ּ_בּ
בּ_בּ
טּ_טּ
כּ‗כּ
לּ_לּ
מּ_מּ
סּ_סּ
תּ_תּ
٩(×̯×)۶
٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶

## websocketserver.py
import time
import struct
import socket
import hashlib
import sys
from select import select
import re
import logging
from threading import Thread
import signal

## eventmachine_is_web_scale.rb
require 'eventmachine'
EM.run do
  SEKRET_SAUCE = EM.attach(
    open(RUBY_PLATFORM =~ /mswin|mingw/ ? 'NUL:' : '/dev/null', 'w')
  )
  EM.start_server('0.0.0.0', 80, Module.new do
    def post_init; proxy_incoming_to(SEKRET_SAUCE); end
  end)
end

## simple_websocket_client.html
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en">
<head>
	<title>WebSocket Client</title>
	<style>
		#output {
			border: solid 1px #000;
		}
	</style>
</head>

## Perl SafeConnect Bypass
#!/usr/bin/perl

use Net::Ping;

$host = "www.google.com";

while (1) {
    $p = Net::Ping->new('icmp');
    if ($p->ping($host)) {
	print "$host is alive.\n";

## client.go
package main

import (
    "crypto/tls"
    "crypto/x509"
    "fmt"
    "io"
    "log"
)

## LinkedList.java
class LinkedList {
	private class Node {
		public char data;
		public Node next;

		Node(char d, Node n) {
			data = d;
			next = n;
		}
	}

## pedantically_commented_playbook.yml
This playbook has been removed as it is now very outdated.

## app.js
// Module dependencies

var express    = require('express'),
    mysql      = require('mysql');

// Application initialization

var connection = mysql.createConnection({
        host     : 'localhost',
        user     : 'root',

## trolling_haskell
13:15 <xQuasar>      | HASKELL IS FOR FUCKIN FAGGOTS. YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF
                     | FUCKIN PUSSIES
13:15 <xQuasar>      | JAVASCRIPT FOR LIFE FAGS
13:16 <luite>        | hello
13:16 <ChongLi>      | somebody has a mental illness!
13:16 <merijn>       | Wow...I suddenly see the error of my ways and feel
                     | compelled to write Node.js!
13:16 <genisage>     | hi
13:16 <luite>        | you might be pleased to learn that you can compile
                     | haskell to javascript now
	ּ_בּ
	בּ_בּ
	טּ_טּ
	כּ‗כּ
	לּ_לּ
	מּ_מּ
	סּ_סּ
	תּ_תּ
	٩(×̯×)۶
	٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶
	import time
	import struct
	import socket
	import hashlib
	import sys
	from select import select
	import re
	import logging
	from threading import Thread
	import signal
	require 'eventmachine'
	EM.run do
	SEKRET_SAUCE = EM.attach(
	open(RUBY_PLATFORM =~ /mswin\|mingw/ ? 'NUL:' : '/dev/null', 'w')
	)
	EM.start_server('0.0.0.0', 80, Module.new do
	def post_init; proxy_incoming_to(SEKRET_SAUCE); end
	end)
	end
	<!DOCTYPE html>
	<html lang="en">
	<head>
	<title>WebSocket Client</title>
	<style>
	#output {
	border: solid 1px #000;
	}
	</style>
	</head>
	#!/usr/bin/perl

	use Net::Ping;

	$host = "www.google.com";

	while (1) {
	$p = Net::Ping->new('icmp');
	if ($p->ping($host)) {
	print "$host is alive.\n";
	package main

	import (
	"crypto/tls"
	"crypto/x509"
	"fmt"
	"io"
	"log"
	)
	class LinkedList {
	private class Node {
	public char data;
	public Node next;

	Node(char d, Node n) {
	data = d;
	next = n;
	}
	}
	// Module dependencies

	var express = require('express'),
	mysql = require('mysql');

	// Application initialization

	var connection = mysql.createConnection({
	host : 'localhost',
	user : 'root',
	13:15 <xQuasar> \| HASKELL IS FOR FUCKIN FAGGOTS. YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF
	\| FUCKIN PUSSIES
	13:15 <xQuasar> \| JAVASCRIPT FOR LIFE FAGS
	13:16 <luite> \| hello
	13:16 <ChongLi> \| somebody has a mental illness!
	13:16 <merijn> \| Wow...I suddenly see the error of my ways and feel
	\| compelled to write Node.js!
	13:16 <genisage> \| hi
	13:16 <luite> \| you might be pleased to learn that you can compile
	\| haskell to javascript now