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[
{
"quote": "I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created.",
"author": "Donald Trump",
"index": 1},
{
"quote": "When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems...they're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime. They're rapists.",
"author": "Donald Trump",
"index": 2
}, {
"quote": "[John McCain]’s not a war hero. He’s a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren’t captured.",
"author": "Donald Trump",
"index": 3
}, {
"quote": "When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let’s say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time.",
"author": "Donald Trump",
"index": 4
}, {
"quote": "Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people.",
"author": "Donald Trump",
"index": 5
}, {
"quote": "I have a great relationship with the blacks.",
"author": "Donald Trump",
"index": 6
}, {
"quote": "I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful.",
"author": "Donald Trump",
"index": 7
}, {
"quote": "I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. Or two words – Big Business.",
"author": "Donald Trump",
"index": 8
}, {
"quote": "All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me -- consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected.",
"author": "Donald Trump",
"index": 9
}, {
"quote": "I don't think Ivanka would do that, although she does have a very nice figure. I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her.",
"author": "Donald Trump",
"index": 10
}, {
"quote": "[My wife] really has become a monster ... I mean monster in the most positive way.",
"author": "Donald Trump",
"index": 11
}, {
"quote": "My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body.",
"author": "Donald Trump",
"index": 12
}, {
"quote": "The beauty of me is that I'm very rich.",
"author": "Donald Trump",
"index": 13
}, {
"quote": "Hey, I'm not saying they're stupid ... I like China. I just sold an apartment for $15 million dollars to somebody from China. Am I supposed to dislike 'em?",
"author": "Donald Trump",
"index": 14
}, {
"quote": "I'm really rich. I'll show you that in a second.",
"author": "Donald Trump",
"index": 15
}, {
"quote": "I have a total net worth and now with the increase it will be well over $10 billion, but here total net worth of $8 billion. Net worth — not assets, not liabilities — a net worth ... I'm not doing that to brag because you know what? I don't have to brag. I don't have to. Believe it or not.",
"author": "Donald Trump",
"index": 16
}, {
"quote": "The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.",
"author": "Donald Trump",
"index": 17
}, {
"quote": "It's freezing and snowing in New York--we need global warming!",
"author": "Donald Trump",
"index": 18
}, {
"quote": "Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest - and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault",
"author": "Donald Trump",
"index": 19
},
{
"quote": "You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful – I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.",
"author": "Donald Trump",
"index": 20
},
{
"quote": "Why can’t we use nuclear weapons?",
"author": "Donald Trump",
"index": 21
},
{
"quote": "If she gets to pick her judges – nothing you can do, folks. Although, the Second Amendment people. Maybe there is. I don’t know.",
"author": "Donald Trump",
"index": 22
},
{
"quote": "I'm also honored to have the greatest temperament that anybody has.",
"author": "Donald Trump",
"index": 23
},
{
"quote": "Women: You have to treat them like shit.",
"author": "Donald Trump",
"index": 24
},
{
"quote": "I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible.",
"author": "Donald Trump",
"index": 25
},
{
"quote": "We won with poorly educated. I love the poorly educated.",
"author": "Donald Trump",
"index": 26
},
{
"quote": "40 Wall Street actually was the second-tallest building in downtown Manhattan... And now it’s the tallest. [After 9/11]",
"author": "Donald Trump",
"index": 27
},
{
"quote": "I know more about ISIS than the generals do, believe me... I would bomb the shit out of them.",
"author": "Donald Trump",
"index": 28
},
{
"quote": "You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever.",
"author": "Donald Trump",
"index": 29
},
{
"quote": "You know, it really doesn`t matter what [the media] write as long as you`ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.",
"author": "Donald Trump",
"index": 30
},
{
"quote": "Look at my African American over here!",
"author": "Donald Trump",
"index": 31
},
{
"quote": "What do I know about it? All I know is what's on the internet.",
"author": "Donald Trump",
"index": 32
},
{
"quote": "I like kids. I mean, I won’t do anything to take care of them. I’ll supply funds, and she’ll take care of the kids.",
"author": "Donald Trump",
"index": 33
},
{
"quote": "If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America.",
"author": "Donald Trump",
"index": 34
},
{
"quote": "Despite the constant negative press covfefe",
"author": "Donald Trump",
"index": 35
},
{
"quote": "I really just see the bigness of it all, but also the responsibility. And the human responsibility.",
"author": "Donald Trump",
"index": 36
},
{
"quote": "I thought it would be easier.",
"author": "Donald Trump",
"index": 37
},
{
"quote": "I think we've done more than perhaps any president in the first 100 days.",
"author": "Donald Trump",
"index": 38
},
{
"quote": "An 'extremely credible source' has called my office and told me that Barack Obama's birth certificate is a fraud",
"author": "Donald Trump",
"index": 39
},
{
"quote": "Ariana Huffington is unattractive, both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man – he made a good decision.",
"author": "Donald Trump",
"index": 40
},
{
"quote": "The point is, you can never be too greedy.",
"author": "Donald Trump",
"index": 41
}
]
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