This is my GitHub token. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My GitHub token is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my GitHub token is useless. Without my GitHub token, I am useless. I must code my GitHub token true. I must code cleaner than my enemy who is trying to out code me. I must out code him before he out codes me. I will ...
My GitHub token and I know that what counts in war is not the commits we make, the frequency of our rebases, nor the pull requests we make. We know that it is the merges that count. We will merge ...
My GitHub token is human, even as I [am human], because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its flags, its parameters and its command line options. I will keep my GitHub token clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will ...
Before God, I swear this creed. My GitHub token and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviours of my life.
So be it, until victory is Github's and there is no enemy, but peace!