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    #Me

Paul Giberson
Applications Architect @ Socious [socious.com]
PHP for 6 years, "PHP" for 3 years prior

##Idea

Appeal to attendees = twitter
Word cloud of #zendcon (graphical representations of data are awesome)


## gist:996028
//in reply to http://twitter.com/#!/scott_gonzalez/status/74191962739183616
//http://bit.ly/jpf1mB

var s = document.getElementsByTagName('select')[0];
s.style.height = "auto";
s.style.height = "";

## gist:1079084
echo `</dev/urandom tr -dc A-Za-z0-9 | head -c8`

## cache.php
<?php
/**
 * @param string $uniqID - Anything that would be unique to what you are caching (url/database query)
 * @param integer $expireSeconds - How old is too old that we refresh the cache
 */
function _getFromCache($uniqID,$expireSeconds){
	$uniq = '/<path to your cache storage folder>/'.md5($uniqID);
	if(file_exists($uniq) && time() - filemtime($uniq) <= $expireSeconds){
		return '<process cached file>($uniq)';
	}

## gist:1323675
-- Example of how to include an if conditional in a where clause

-- We only want rows where a = 1 or 2 but only a = 2 if b = 4
-- table structure:
-- [ a | b ]
--  1   4
--  2   4
--  1   5
--  3   9
--  2   7

## prompt.php
<?php
/**
 * Usage:
 * $answer = prompt("What is your quest?");
 * echo "Answer: $answer";
 *
 * Outputs:
 * What is your quest?
 * I seek the holy grail!
 * Answer: I seek the holy grail!

## gist:2347191
{# varaible is 'Hello There' #}

{{ variable|url_encode() }} {# Hello+There #}

{# If you want to use rawurlencode what do you do? #}

{{ variable|url_encode(true) }} {# Hello%20There #}


## gist:1054257
<?php
if(defined('className::CONSTANT_NAME')){
  //defined
}else{
  //not defined
}

## wtf.php
<?php
"string" == 0; //true
"string" === 0; //false

## test.yml
name: Test

on: [push]

jobs:
  build:

    runs-on: ubuntu-latest

    steps:
	//in reply to http://twitter.com/#!/scott_gonzalez/status/74191962739183616
	//http://bit.ly/jpf1mB

	var s = document.getElementsByTagName('select')[0];
	s.style.height = "auto";
	s.style.height = "";
	<?php
	/**
	* @param string $uniqID - Anything that would be unique to what you are caching (url/database query)
	* @param integer $expireSeconds - How old is too old that we refresh the cache
	*/
	function _getFromCache($uniqID,$expireSeconds){
	$uniq = '/<path to your cache storage folder>/'.md5($uniqID);
	if(file_exists($uniq) && time() - filemtime($uniq) <= $expireSeconds){
	return '<process cached file>($uniq)';
	}
	-- Example of how to include an if conditional in a where clause

	-- We only want rows where a = 1 or 2 but only a = 2 if b = 4
	-- table structure:
	-- [ a \| b ]
	-- 1 4
	-- 2 4
	-- 1 5
	-- 3 9
	-- 2 7
	<?php
	/**
	* Usage:
	* $answer = prompt("What is your quest?");
	* echo "Answer: $answer";
	*
	* Outputs:
	* What is your quest?
	* I seek the holy grail!
	* Answer: I seek the holy grail!
	{# varaible is 'Hello There' #}

	{{ variable\|url_encode() }} {# Hello+There #}

	{# If you want to use rawurlencode what do you do? #}

	{{ variable\|url_encode(true) }} {# Hello%20There #}
	<?php
	if(defined('className::CONSTANT_NAME')){
	//defined
	}else{
	//not defined
	}