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// ==UserScript==
// @name          No Bennett
// @description	  Remove troll posts from Slashdot front page.
// @include       http://slashdot.org/*
// @include       http://*.slashdot.org/*
// @include       https://slashdot.org/*
// @include       https://*.slashdot.org/*
// @exclude       https://*.slashdot.org/story/*
// @exclude       http://*.slashdot.org/story/*
// @grant         none
// ==/UserScript==

var elements = document.getElementsByTagName('article');
for(var i = 0; i < elements.length; i++) {
  var text = elements[i].textContent;
  if(text.search("Bennett Haselton") != -1) {
    elements[i].parentNode.removeChild(elements[i]);
  }
}