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Ishe. #1
I dunno, less than one, really. #2
12! #3
17 <G> #4
3... that's a number I know well... 3 killed my family... I've yet to gain revenge... #5
The day I have $129 is the day I buy 129 copies of the Armada hintbook #6
Yeah... ace loaned me money when I had to have that sex change operation... #8
I had the most wonderfull dream... Chris could moderate agwc and he banned Deli... #9
Hey, the agwc page has the rare honor of being at the bottom of my bookmarks! which means that its the place I'll go most. #10
Hey... at the agwc trivia game... the only thing that counts are your stats... #11
fantacising about Akk again? #12
I had to break your fragile disillusions, but Akkbar is as much as a loser as LOAF, or possibly even that one guy who actually bought the whole Zima idea... #14
Yes... all hail loaf... #16
I want to be part of BATTLE DAY. #19
BATTLE DAY! Kick ass! What do we do? #20
Hey, when you're all powerfull, all you can do is beat the
<blank> out of the weaker guys. #21
Best 2 dollars I spent today. #23
Beta than me? I'm VHS than you! #25
They could, but they don't... we can't, and we don't... Blair could have been and was, etc etc. #26
Oh hey, 6th WC1 squadron - Blue Angels . #27
No... the Book of LOAF is a holy text, and exists in a set form... #30
The book of LOAF is a step on the path to wisdom, aka wise-ness, which can be atained only if you are pure of heart, or are Chris "Stalker" Reid... #32
I don't control the book of loaf. It's just a thing... made of my wisdom... #33
Hehehe... keep kicking ass with the book of LOAF. #36
Quit screwing the book of LOAF... because if you don't, the book of loaf will screw you. #37
bingo. #38
Oooh, Brain... want to join the LOAFCrid collective? #40
Brain... I've been your squadron commander for a long hour, and I've never known you to do anything rash... but this is rash, and I'm knowing you to do it... #41
I brought a goat. #42
Hehehehe... suuure, Chris is at the top;) #46
Hey Chris, why did you ban sex? #47
Crid dissipated:O #48
I think that Chris can do anything he wants... #49
Chris gathers things in the mail. #50
Chris is a professional movie reviewer and purveyer of fine suits... don't ask me to define, or even spell correctly, purveyer... #51
its... a status symbol... It'd make ChrisReid feel good. #52
No. lets hold a funeral for Chris #53
Alas poor Chris... we knew him well... #54
Chris! Chris Reid! #56
ChrisReid is the one #58
Hey Chris, sudden realization, you kick ass. #59
Chris looks like the guy from Wonder Years. #60
Of cource you are, my Chris Reid fan club has been operational for a year, and we're the only officially recongnized Chris Reid group.... #62
Well, it was about the same time as ChrisReid became a verb... #64
Hehehe, but you thought ChrisReid had a sexy voice... #65
But I was *CLOSE*. #67
Now, put on a jacket, because it's very cold outside the channel... #68
If I had actually used the swear, that could be in the book of LOAF... maybe it can anyway... #69
crayfish suck #70
CRID stuff is GRID stuff... #71
Hehehe, we have rabbits all over the place here. And deer... and woodchuckses... and stuff... #72
* LOAF dances #73
Damn. Wait... tommorow... tommorow... #75
"I stand beween the darkness and the light.." #76
Hmmm, lets do the quotes about deathlok from the Book of LOAF the next time lok is here... #77
What? How did I do that? #78
I didn't use one, but it's nice to know its in my house somewhere. #79
No need to get physical... #82
DO WHAT? #83
OKay, Dund, yer on my people who kick ass list. #84
e! #85
I'm off to eat stuff. #86
Awww, I knew that one would end up there <G> #87
Oooh... yeah... eventually... but not now. #88
are you like a female David Downing? #91
LOAF finish WCP! <G>. #94
okay, you'll have to fix some internal stuff, prolly. but we'll se. #95
Flame Him <G>! #96
I'm gonna go get... a foot thing... brb #99
Those who seek to thrill the fringes of something... #100
Chris' Future Bandit LOAFers of America I presume... #101
G'bye, in a few. #102
get the golden dagger. #103
For the glory of Sivar! #105
Yer going to LOAF? Look, I'm experienced I know it looks easy when I do it... but its taken years of training... #106
yes, good Chrid, take care of that for me.! #107
Yeh! Go Tre! #108
I'll see you all in... the great dark... #109
Creidings? Helloaf? these are the things I say... #110
HAHAHAHA. #114
No. I'll eat a ham sandwich every day of my life. #115
Hehehe, I hate wearing clothes... #116
hearts, yes, for those of us with more than one... but chances are that if you've got more than one heart you've got some screwy genetic problem that doesn't just affect your hearts, if you know what I mean... #117
Haha... I'm sorry... LOL... hahaha... #118
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. #119
Hehehehehe. #126
Hehehehehehe. #128
Hehehehehehehe. #130
Hehehehehehehehe. #131
Is he seeing anybody? He's just sooo cute... no wait, that's the opposite of right... forget I said that <G> #132
Hey. #134
Yeah, well I made it to h'hrass... #135
Hoorah.! #138
hehe, the only reason I ever got to hotels is in an attempt to find Crystal Clear Pepsi... #139
Hehehe, if only you knew... #143
All the important people got the book. #144
Or I'll eat your skin. #150
I didn't have any problems. And I'm magic... #151
Damnit, I'm number 8. #152
I'm scared... #153
Oh, well I'm like tinkerbell... #154
I can talk entirely in book quotes now, too #155
but at least I have priorities. or something. #158
You see.. I may hold the eggs... but he, he holds the basket... #159
Heyyy, I know crap when it comes to WC. #160
* LOAF jumps! #162
Oh good, he's kicking our friends arse too? #163
That kicks arse. #164
Yeah... like the newspapers... they never stop... except when there isn't any news... #169
* [LOAF] bites Warrior #170
loaf don't know what loaf don't know what loaf don't know... #174
LOAF est LOAF #175
Chris! Did you do the test? Are you... we... going to have a baby? #176
LOAF is ChrisReid #178
* LOAF is ChrisReid, ChrisReid is LOAF #179
LOAF is ChrisReid... therefore ChrisReid is Nacho... #180
You just don't say cool and witty things like I do... . #183
* LOAF shakes #184
* LOAF sings #185
LOAF tells everybody everything. #186
::LOAF will always be with you...:: #187
LOAF can do whatefver he wants: he's a wonderful man. #188
LOAFs words shall be echo'd by the mighty crid... #189
Hey, I've loafed more kats than you'll ever run away from... #190
And hey, LOAFia sounds pretty cool... #191
LOAF is lots of fun. #193
Macabee... I've been there... pirates, right? I think I was smuggling brilliance or something...<G> #196
mail=darkness #197
<LOAF> I may have it <G>. #198
Me. #199
MEDALS!!!!!!!!!!! #200
That mission is a
<bleep> . #204
Mmm... #206
Mmmm, female Wizzy... #207
Muchas Gatos #212
No damnit, he's my Chris... you can't have any... ...unless... you bring the skittles... #215
I will tell you the same thing my dad told me for this situation... #216
Oh my god... #217
Oh wow, yer in my squadron now, C777. #218
Yes... Nacho... TO THE EXTREME. #220
P2 had some naked woman. #221
brb guys, need a drink. #222
40cc's Neo Scalpalamine... #223
soo, hey, Chris... how do entries get added, anyway? #224
No. #225
hehehe, we're WC fans, women will use any excuse possible to get away from us. #227
there is no irreparable incontinuuity. #229
there is no irreparable incontinuuity. go to #WingNut #230
DAMNIT, I'LL HAVE NO LAZYNESS IN MY UNIT! #231
Heyyy, the book of loaf doesn't have 23 chapters yet. #232
That's not my quote. #233
LOAF does *NOT* spread peace and wisdom... #234
You are *NOT* my arch nemesis. #235
Numbers aren't just fun and games Falc... numbers KILL... and KILL is forever... #237
null G bomblets? #238
Only Chrid can make up LOAF quotes. #240
Only members of the ChrisReid fan club get to know. #241
Hehehe, the price of eternal vigilance is free time... #247
Hehe, forget water, my family seems to have bought enough pringles to last from now till the battle of Terra... #248
Hey, that can go in the book. #249
Hey Crid, put that in the book of LOAF #250
That goes in the book of LOAF, damnit. #251
First it was radioactive metal, now cootie shots, when does it end? #254
Early retirement my arse. I know how to operate an airlock... #255
As I predicted, the savior hath returnethized... #256
Hehe... sac. #260
hehehe sac <G> #261
Sac is funny, 'cause its, you know... saccy... and I don't remember why I said it... #263
Damnit, you people scared away deathlok, JUST SHUT UP.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #266
and... I'm ready to rip out my hair and scream naked #267
I feel so self reassured. #268
yeah, I'd share a room with like you guys <G> #270
Hmmm, I prolly shouldn't have said that... #271
OH SHUT UP WARRIOR. You don't know anything about Pez, don' get involved. #272
Hehehehe. Yeah, we get lots of snow. #274
If yer not part of the solution, you're part of the problem... and that's what your club is. #275
...and so I says to ChrisReid, ChrisReid I says... #276
What a strange fellow. #278
I'm stupid yet funny. #279
I survived a war which killed 9.5 trillion people. the world is not coming to an end. #280
Ta-da. #281
Every time I talk, it seems like I'm talking against the book... #282
'its funny, bacause there's a 'th'...th's are always funny' #286
Today is... uhm... monday... #288
Tre! You Kiss Ass! #289
Damnit, Tre, you're one sick bastard. Count me in! #290
* LOAF sits back, listens gazes at the beautiful women, and listens to the music... #292
I was waiting for you to do that. #293
I'm gonna take a walk. BBS. #294
Numbers? You want numbers? Here's a simple number, three more carriers at Vukar. The difference between your son dying in combat and feasting with us today... #296
I want to fight... I want to shed my blood in honor, and sheath my talons on the crimson shores, or something... #297
I've always wanted to be fanatical. I figure I can start a cult or something. #298
That's Warrior, our resident nay sayer... probably writing a letter to Senator Day as we speak... #299
damnit, I am OUT. I'm tired of not being appreciated. #300
and then we'd have it all. #304
What was *THAT*? #308
2 pounds of meat? who's gonna eat it <G>? #309
Wiz is strangely suddenly pro-Bort #310
It must be a Wizzy thing. #313
hehe, good thing you're in the word invention buisiness, or I'd flame you for that. #316
YES. #321
You'd know #323
Hmmm, naer has there been a more appropriate time to say "you want some?' #325
Your first mistake is disagreeing with LOAF. #326
Whatever you do on your own time... #327
Yer a LOAF of nothing, sicko. #328
Send a check or money order to P/O box 119329 ChrisReid Way, Crid CT #329
Cause whoever lives at 119329 ChrisReid ]Way, Crid CT NEEDS YOUR MONEY. #330
"You don't get paid to think, mister. You get paid to fly" #331
Hey Chris, you've sent me a lot of kickass mail, but the mail you sent me today was the kick assiest of 'em all... #332
death. Que va la guerre? #334
Yeah, drowned out... #337
Ben, whos sister Chris Reid was recently arranged to be married to Cuban dictator Fidel Castro, is known for his incredible sense of smell, which he often uses to aide the police in their amazing manhunts... #338
There'd be me... and I'd buy you a drink... #339
Well, I figure we could hit stuff with it.. #340
that bio was actually written in the future... #343
7 years from now... #344
Mmm, dash, no spam for me. #345
I dunno... I'd guess random people...' #346
Speaking of which, during my little rest I found a huge piece of wood, I think we can use it in our war of the future... #347
but I come and go at will. #348
Reflections. ChrisReidisms. Pr0n. For the future... #349
4Red,like the fires of hell, whence Akk shall go for his sucking #350
Thatfeelsbetter #351
rest, must rest, brb #352
Quelle logic: "Hey! Lets put out a demo of our game that sucks, so people will say 'hey, this sucks! lets buy the real thing to see if it doesn't suck!'". #353
and they both start with De... and have n's... #356
I don't get whats so exciting about Descent anyway. #359
Yeah yeah yeah, darkness, light, candle, stars, grey, whatever. #361
Oh hey, how long do I have to wait until I can say "My girlfriend broke up with me; if she doesn't want to build robots, that's her problem." and get it put in the book? I stole it from some weirdo who said it a few days ago... #363
I guess it's time to admit I have a problem... #364
people will think I've finally gotten a life! #368
Writing a response to that silly Midnight vs You thread. #369
Hmmm, CRCH is full of threats... #370
Oh my GOD! Who would do something like that?!?!?! #371
Its sick.. perverse... horrifying... #372
Hey Chris, do number 20 #374
Y #376
They'll be like, "hey, what's that?" and I'll be like "Oh, its Chris" and they'll be like "Oh, you finally did something about him!" because there's this annoying Chris who follows me around, and if you worship me, you have a problem unless you have my book, which he does not... #380
I bought a suit yesterday #381
if you'll excuse me... #383
Ehhy, I'm in disguise tonight #384
Anyways, I've decided to invent a lovable robot comrade for myself, and I'll call him Bill-E... #385
but there's not, so shut up. #391
well, bed. #392
Capybara Chris #393
Cool Chris #395
Cowboy Chris #396
Canadian Chris #397
Crown Prince Chris #398
Cell-mate Chris #399
Grammy Award Winning Chris #401
My god... #402
You sound like Hawk #403
Shagalicious? Just the sort of thing I'd expect Nut-Boy to say... well, at least the sort of thing I'd expect Nut-Boy to say before I found out his nick wasn't really an obscure sexual metaphor:/ #404
dash... #405
Thus, I return #406
Indeed I am... #408
we'll need the large empty text file of loaf... #409
Ahhh... but you'll watch it when they start the cycle again, right? #410
Hmmm, and it makes my color thing happen... #412
It's like having a conversation... with myself! #413
Like eating an apple, in a mirror #414
Okay... anway... it's time to get serious. #419
Serious: time with LOAF #420
why don't you watch Bablyon 5? #422
I eagerly await them, for one may contain the secret by which I might travel to the lost city of gold... #424
OH YES! That's the best news I've had all day... #425
Aye lad, but place your loafs before your akks, or ye shalt find trouble. #426
If public embarassment was a sport, I'd be number 1... #427
ChrisReid is going to teach me to fight legends... #429
the nar Reid will kill you, after I hang you by your toes. #430
Two... letter... acronyms... mean... nothing... to... anyone. #431
and when Byydo is away, all hell breaks loose... #433
in an amusing/comical manner, of cource... #434
Que the fancy music, because ChrisReid is back, and to a lesser extent because I like fancy music... #435
Kickin! #436
In the whole of history there was never such a man as Crid... #437
You guys want 'em? #439
Plus, we're setting up a puppet government... #444
We've made exciting replicas of Bearcat and ace, and plan to use them... #445
Did you know Pain travels at a rate of 350 feet per second though you body? #446
And mosquitoes have killed more people than all the wars on the planet combined? #448
Maybe we could call 'em Lesnick's Loafers... #452
Woo hoo! #453
Real people aren't named Mento... just the comically fictional... #457
Hmmm, in celebration of Cridmas, I'll make ChrisReid my Win95 backround... #458
Its an unofficial Crid page... #459
Now, I'm going to go see if Chris Reid's Cool Homepage has been updated, so brb #460
Yes, I voted no... #461
Glory be unto the crid... #463
Hey Crid, do that thing you do... #465
Liquid would taste better, ChrisReid would run even faster, Skyfox would have a cooler accent... #468
Well, not always the topic, he usually just screws normal things... newsgroup posts, irc chats, small mammals, other men... #469
Yeah! Lets kick some class... #473
passing the book of LOAF is like passing a kidey stone... not something you ever want to do... #474
Hey Chris, in the war of quotes at the NG, I remind you that you have at your disposal 12The Book of LOAF, and 12The Spillover from the Book of LOAF... of cource, you can credit me as Dr. Howard Stang... #475
Crid 12832 84th Ave S Seattle, WA 98178 #477
fortuitously? #479
C777 and TheKurgan are looking. #482
TheKurgan is a psycho, yes, but he's a Pro-Crid Psycho... #483
Heheheh... I wonder if I have a cat... #485
You got to dissect a squid? Lucky son of a kat... #487
I've always wanted to have a coma... #488
CRID!!!!!!!!!!!! #489
What's 5this color in html? #491
No, something even more insightfull. #492
Dash, Chris gave it away. #493
the triple X's are for XXX! #496
Crid! Reference The Book of LOAF, subject 'light'... #497
perhaps he will return again in 1000 years... #498
Dude, me too... #504
AHhh, when will the world learn that giant robots suck ass? #507
Yeah... anyway, Tre, since you had something to do with LOAF the movie probably, I want you to work on LOAF the soundtrack... #508
That's a kind of truck, right? #509
Eck, there's a hole in my mind... #511
Kickin, Chris is back. #512
My parents only let me buy cheap squirt guns when I was younger:/ Thought super soakers were a waste of money:/ To top it all off, we always got my moronic loser friends supersoakers:/ So now... at an age when I would benefit from having some sort of weapon, I'm left only with broken red things:/ #513
No matter what the cost, The Plan must go through... #515
Not a problem... with malnutriented individuals like Brain walking around without aways on their nicks, the world is heading for a firey hellish doom anyway... #516
datcha #518
but let me give it a shot. #520
loaf is LOAF spelled with lower case letters... #521
Heh, it's spelled malnutrified, silly. #522
do you see Delance there? #523
Therein, Delance has not yet arrived and is thus 'coming'... #524
No... they shouldn't be warned... they'd ruin our plan... #529
Hmmm, yes... we all have to be ready, for the coming darkness... #531
Better than admiring my you know what... #532
that being my list of characters in the WCIII novel... because I don't have one... #533
Hmmmm... if Nut Boy was his name... "NotBoy" would be a good nickname for him... especially if he was like a woman... #536
Afterall, it's not about who posts the most messages... #537
major. Spatchk, they're all major, and I've finally used the word spatchk in a sentance, BOL it... #538
Heyy, yer not fooling me with that full name trick... #539
Nuttin. #542
thats freaky #543
Then wagner it is #544
my school store is a little hole in the wall that makes a million dollars selling candy and drinks at incredibly high prices... #545
the school store wherence I work doesn't get anything like pastel M&M's:/ #547
lets go h'hrass that mIRC frok... #549
Which leads me to an interesting true story, which isn't as interesting as it is false... I actually said that to Byydo earlier when you weren't here... #551
As I was saying, get on your bathing suit, cause we're doing trivia. #552
Well, I was thinking, we could feed them to our mules, so as to produce an excellent fertilizer for resale... #553
Aaaanyway... #554
oh hace, sop me will you? #555
conversly the 70s will never die either, if people keep buying lava lamps... #557
the sick thing is that you typed that out... #558
Spam to agwc3! Spam to agwc3! #559
Eck, I'm all hyped up <G> #561
Some day Byyd... I'll be out there with you all... #562
*the* novels? #565
Hoo-proverbally-yah. #566
Can I post something to the NG? #567
Happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!! #569
Wow, it's the Kurgan... now all we need is Delance, Midnight, death, Warrior and some others and we can all die together... #571
It's for a school project. Except I don't go to school... #574
Was there ever any doubt. ? #575
Actually, lets pool our money and travel to the future, that way we'd be able to marvel at the futuristic super computers at affordable price before the amazing time police stop our amusing antics using their freeze-rays... #577
Damn... that's like owning one of those machines they have at fast food restaurants that makes drinks but not being able to use it because its against your religion to ingest water... #578
Doesn't this conflict with your theory about Tolwyn and ChrisReid? #579
Where can I get worms? #580
Delance has a thing for one of the spice girls...(G) #582
Anyway, this is interesting, I have to put it in the FAQ. #583
His star is rising... someday he will beat Brain... and then he'll come to us... and say those time honour words... "I have 120 dollars, and I don't know what to do. Should I take 30 with me tommorow?" and he shalt not say them once, and he shalt not say them twice... nor shall he say them thrice or quice, beith quice a wordlet or noteth... for he shall say them overth and over #584
Yes, I want a date with Crid, but first I need to go over the dates on some log entrys. #585
I could start a profitable religion. #587
Hehehe, die Warrior! #588
Talse #591
kay... #592
You better listen to the man... they don't call him the man for nothing... #594
Hey, of cource Crabs are my thing, baby... #596
I minored in BS... #598
If by 'helmets' you mean 'asses', then no, we do not sit on our helmets... #599
it's possible to go faster than the speed of light... therein, it's also possible to get a wc helmet or flight suit... #600
Uhm... planet hollywood in... LA... has a WC flight suit... you can steal it... #601
Uhm, it won't be updated until Akk gets off his ass, drops by here and decides to change all the [LOAF]'s to [Akkbar] before posting... #603
Anyway, me, Byyd and ace can call him Crid... if Dund does it, Crid has to kill him #605
If Chris beat up certain people who called him Crid. Then I could put "LOAF is certainly one of only three people in #Wing-Commander who can call Senator Reid Crid to his face" in my bio... #606
I mean... isn't it obvious that they'd have some type of ship to navigate the treacherous lava canals at the center of the earth? #607
While they've probably adapted to live in the intense heat of the Earth's molten core, lava is lava and it'll melt a moleman as easily as it would you or I... #608
Make a false-Chris... it's so morally right... #609
Yeah, I'm a Vorloaf... #610
Of cource... he has about 140 dollars left... and he's considering taking 40 dollars with him to Babbages... but he's not sure... #614
At least you can get a clear pattern of superiority... #617
Well... aren't we all stuck in the huge dome of life? #618
Akk is playing with himself... #620
gatos #622
Yeah, well, they're just little crustaceans, so you don't notice... #623
darn, I was hoping you lived underground and could summon an armada of mole people to fight in my holy war against frozen water... #624
Oh, crid off you cridding cridder... #627
Oh, crid, we're all going to die... #632
I'm happy happy joyous and stuff. #635
No... King L rules LOAF... #636
I thought I was your op, honey... #638
Are you the fat guy in the middle? #640
well, I'm going to go "play" some "quake"... #641
In sort of an anti-matter way... #642
Oh crap Crid, why the crap do you have to go around crapping out that crappy word? #643
And so it begins... #646
"Just because I'm not out there on the line every day risking my ass doesn't mean I'm not fighting just as hard as you are..." #647
* LOAF glares at Crid #648
Oh my gosh, Brain knows the Men Of Tree Slugs... #649
* LOAF_Quake is waiting for Pizza #651
Speaking of the various addons available, here's ChrisReid... #652
I've been dying off at around 11 recently... #656
and like over 18... I guess computer game people have sex with eachother there or something... so we'd actually have to sit outside and harass people we think are with Origin... #659
Oh, Lesnick's Lwordcomingsooners... #660
Defiantly... #661
Oooh, can we do it together? #662
And Crid is like seven... I spelled out seven to make it sound more respectable... #663
Makes water taste better... makes women respect me... makes dogs follow my commands... #664
3:30 fer you, Crid #665
Yes... Surprises, Cridisms and Pr0n... for the future... #667
Yepp... #668
evil comes in many forms, but it always starts with De and is 8 characters long... #669
Default #670
You must reach an understanding. To understand. #671
Surprises. ChrisReidisms. Pr0n. For the future... #672
Swing LOAF... #674
D proverbally ash... #675
Chris was born in 1881? #681
He looks sort of... like the guy from the wonder years... #683
Hmmm, so Chris is like a mini-you... #684
We are all LOAF #687
312?! My god, mine's only like 33... #688
Hehehe, 4 year olds are playing with my 486, and screaming for help every 5 minutes. #689
an edition of mIRC for the book of LOAF... strangely appropriate... #690
Now all we need is just ace, and we can all die together... #691
I guess those are both suspects... in a little game I like to call the game of life... usually I don't say the 'the game of' part, though... #692
Hehehe, the road to hell is paved with good intentions, and your intentions right now are *VERY* good. #693
They have vending machines? #697
Ooooh, I'm not as much sexy as I am French... #699
Awwwww, you really do have the worlds greatest job... #700
I dunno, did you see the movie V? #702
That was kinda funny... #703
* LOAF salutes #706
Awww, Chris, if they kick you out of agwc, there's always alt.food.peeps #707
.... #708
If that's not circular logic, I don't know what is... and if I don't know what is, that is circular logic... #709
If you use the Crid principle of name shortening, GO should be Gold... #710
Chris: It was pretty kickin kick assy... #711
Is it a Wizzy thing? #712
Especially when they're like woodchucks, and they explode if you push on them a lot... #714
Hey... let the record stand... that I am NOT quitting over some pathetic Borton issue. I am quitting because god-all-mighty Akkbar is a moron. #716
Very impressive colonel, but I'm afraid I did some recon work of my own... #718
Hmmm... you want to hear something horribly sickening? #719
Yer a FBLAish guy Crid, how do competitions work <G>? #720
Even thrice convicted war criminals? #722
We quashed it. #723
NOTE: LOAF comes! Close all doors immediately and all stations make combat clear! #724
merci dieu, what's the word? #725
Who FBI's the FBI again? #727
Graet #729
Oh yuck! I've got ChrisReidance all over me... #730
prolly crid.. #733
Sorry Warrior, it's a different task now... #737
<LOAF> death walks among us... #738
<LOAF> for I walk in the shadow of death... #739
Ever want to strangle yourself but you don't know why? #743
Its been a long day. #744
Ha! Chanserv once again elludes death... #745
Mmm, a place where death exists between Chris and LOAF... #746
I'll assume your shape and form...while yer gone. #748
Heheheh, you have a clear grasp on the truth... #749
Oh well, go with Sivar. #751
Hehehe, this is a good time to say something stupid like 'good thing you're on our side!' #753
<LOAF> Lets get some order in here. #754
DIBS! Got dibs. #755
The LOAF novella was a tacky romance novel that was just retitled... #758
Blair is 44 #759
I hereby label the... Delance 2. #767
shower or something. #769
in coordination with Akkbars wife, David #770
98! #771
You miss nothing you sharp, sharpe guy... #772
normal doritos... I could eat about a million and a half of those, but 3d ones are just like suck times suck times suck.. #773
But alas... #774
Well yes, back then I was much more into una-bombing than I was WC... #775
Yep. And I'm Ben Lesnick, also of the newsgroup. #776
Akkbar=Ackbar=fish. #777
As commander of your trivia squadron, aww hell, Crid could help more. #783
one sex? not without any women in here... #786
WOO HOO! #787
I was always with you. #788
Hmmm, in this freaky made up fantasy I suppose it did. That, and the amazing powers of... uhm... ESP... #789
WCHSupdated! #793
which is what makes your tragic love story all the more tragic... #794
It's like Titanic, except without the boat... so it's really more like Waterworld... #795
you have to be some sort of creature of the light... #797
Cause I'm a firm believer in the Wizcam. #798
night bird! #799
Of cource... that's always been your way, hasn't it Hades? Getting beaten up by Lobsters... #802
Garcias, what's the name/password? #803
Wizzy, you're as intelligent as your sister is attractive. #804
Awww, we love me too... #805
Ahhh, I'm no Spil-lover... #806
Hehehe... I remember back when WOG and WCIII had just came out... #809
Oh, quelle faux-pas... Chris doesn't 'live' at all... #810
Cue the friends theme song... #811
Oh hey, Kelvin, I have a buisness proposition for you. #815
Hmmm... makes sense... #817
noreason #824
No, no, sorry, but you da man... #827
Red... a whole new paradigm... #828
Am I too 'risque'? #830
I read that book... #832
it was just all this religious crap. #834
And people who aint us? They da mans man... #838
Or whatever the female for of act is, actress #839
Hmmm, one of the people in yer class looks a lot like Hillary Clinton... #840
Oooh, I always knew Chris was synonymous with economy... #841
or we could just do it online right now... #844
Yeah, we kicked him out. #846
Speaking of which, what's the deal with the /ChrisReid directory? #847
As web guy of the FBLA I am charged with many duties... first and foremost of which is the protection of the fronteirs of our galaxy... #848
Wait, president of what? #849
lemme go get a sandwhich. #850
stupid WCHS, I hope it chokes on its own bile. #852
And So I Begin #853
I mean... if I wanted to invent a scale for like measuring quality of stuff... I'd call it the LOAF scale... #856
Sam gave me his copy of pascal and the version of LOAF the program he made for Pascal is there... hmmm... #857
Then we can... put it on CD's and sell it to people at the convention the year after. #862
I guess at least I never asked for info about my Oiuja board... #863
freaky, now I can look over weird past-crid stuff. #864
Ooooh, you posted to a warez group. #865
Awww, Chris, don't go, come with me to bug Dan... #867
*SAAB* nobody likes me... no wait, that's "Nobody likes SAAB", where SAAB=Space Above and Beyond... . Anyway, I completley agree, they were prototypes. Y rather than X, though... #868
There are lots of Books... 12The Book of LOAF, 12Spillover from the Book of LOAF, 12The Large Empty Text File of LOAF, and Arthur C. Clark's Rama books... #869
one who walks with gods you might say... #870
Nut! #872
Nothing truly contradicts. #873
there's always an explanation. #875
I microwaved my underwear once #876
Hehe, you don't play an instrument. #878
Edward goes in the "good" pile. #879
Particularly if the misspelling of your name is right under your title of Editor... #880
2400:/ #881
My rapple has a 300. #882
erolsfilterspam! #883
Now, what are you thinking? #884
Hehehehehe, they make you get passport photos in your freakish countries? We just have to gun down the mounted police on the Canadian border if we want to leave the country... #886
Hmmm... that should read apple... #887
That's not appropriate for children under the age of 8, who might swallow the small parts... or the elderly... I dunno what they'd do, though... #889
"Thanks to our limited intelligence..." has to be the most quotable line from WCP... #890
Yeah, but that was more of a compliment. Of course, the ever Criddish Crid pointed out that the original post was a compliment too... #892
Watcha doing capitalizing his name? #895
Yay, Crid! #896
Lets just say you're 'in'... #898
Crid ChrisReid. #899
My god... I'll have to... I'll have to... ban him myself #900
Well, answer me this... #902
Tis mimicry, so that I might protect myself from animals that won't eat you... #903
So... I guess it'll be something like "This is a constitution.' #904
1) It is the manifest destiny of those members and special operatives of LMG to speak in Olde English (henceforth referred to as OE) whenever they want, should they chose to do so. #905
Number two... #906
2) Ammendment one is henceforth null and void, except for the part about 'manifest destiny', because that sonuded cool. #907
number three... #909
ahh just gimme a pepsi... #911
I think we need to draft some ammendments to the Loaf's Merry Guild Constitution #912
I'm gonna go play Wc1, and I'll return when no shadows fall... #913
Oh... I see how you can interpret my actions to indicate nickserv, but I assure you... you're wrong, your family is wrong and your friends are wrong... #914
You're living in the past Crid, quit living in the past #915
Well... somebody's got to go over there and get him... I nominate you... #916
I dunno, we can do the litmus test for ops in here. #917
I use the word whacked because I can... #919
I didn't know the Broadsword looked like a giant turd with wings... #920
Chris Reid's not here man. #921
The Aces suck man. #922
Do you post to alt.games.wing-commander and are you not Delance? #924
EWWW EWWW EWWW EWWW, somebody blamed something I said on Gerthein. #925
Nah. I'd just have to drive like 20 miles and go into their cruddy little hole in the wall and look at the homemade computers and pay some guy who doesn't understand the tab key again... #926
I guess they can test for PH, perform karyotypes (bad Paladin joke!) and test for the prescense of ChrisReid/Crid molecules... #927
26 seconds... dieu... #928
my sensors detect the prescence of a Nut-Boy! #929
Crid, yer life does revolve around Wing Commander and you do post to the newsgroup too much. As for Kelvin, good point, I won't reply to him if he posts something like that again... but maybe I should keep this thread going, afterall it's cool to have a thread with my full name in the title... hmmm... thread... how do you keep a thread... ooooh, yeah, the Excalibur sure could kick the Dragon's arse, right? #932
Welm, goodnight, wish me luck... #933
Hmmm... people are always accusing you and I of pretending to know everything... but in actuallity I don't claim I know anything... therein I must know everything, right? #934
Simply brilliant, Gerthein. This goes in my collection of posts to save... #935
Houston, we have a problem... #937
Reflections. ChrisReidisms. Pr0n. For the future... #945
The price of book one is simple -- your soul. After that, it becomes much more expensive... #947
If Akk talks, just say Cheee! . #948
Its full of a) People who work for loser companies. b) People who are obsessed with people who work for loser companies and c) Delance;. #949
Okaygood. #951
You people are as bad as newsgroupies... #952
I eat the potate in the pool 'cause I'm stupid, or something close. #954
Je parle francais un petit peu, or something close to that. #956
Here, the Nut-Boy will now reprint it in full... #957
Well, load-of-crud. #958
A dig? No, just a humerous observation. #959
April 19! That day kicked. #961
No clue. #962
C777 went crazy. #963
We had to take him out. #965
Cridene, you missed an important Loaf Knowledge Unit, or LKU... #970
Hehehe, this would be like the perfect time to kick you and say 'mine too', but that would just be soo cliche'd... #971
Oooh, the Mantu, I'm shakin in my boots, they'll peacfully survey me. Stupid kats... #972
If there's one thing I've learned in my time here it's that ChrisReid is always right. If there's a second thing, then it's that you should never listen to rumours... #974
So, I'd assume we're wherever you put us... #976
I'd assume 'he' was a starfish... #977
We got Dear Johnnied #978
Akk? 18? Reckin' he's round 11 or 12... #979
Chris? He's not 17... he's like 117... #981
Ever piece of mail I got today was from Chris... #983
but its really more like yellow ketchup #985
Hmmmm... today... today... the day of days... #986
You hope that? I usually hope for things like world peace and money... #988
Speaking of news, when do I get yer news? #989
Oh yeah, I wanna see you reproduce asexually then. #990
You should have just noticed things... #991
but nooo, you can't be a paranoid freak like Warrior. #992
Hmmm... but Delance has a collection of fine jewlery... #994
which, in my humble opinion, is worth more than Gerthein's two bit conscience. #995
Dash, but I doth suck. #997
but, I guess its a toss up between asexual reproduction and actually impressing a girl, so you've got to make the call yourself... #1000
Hehehehe... one of the like best quotes is from that book. "They hung in the air just as bricks do not" or something to that extent. #1002
Chris, you know where that goes... #1003
Yeah, it just goes to show you that Hamill's wide range of acting ability can make him anything from a young emotionless fighter pilot to an old emotionless fighter pilot... #1004
Yeah... I want to be the monopoly guy... #1006
I can't even begin to tell you what's wrong with that. First off, females do serve on warships. #1008
I have to go and give a speil about how everybody should join the FBLA. #1010
speil is of cource German for 'large fish'... #1011
two people so far have listed every Confed officer from the WCP guide. #1013
Oh... #1015
<Wizzy> Wiz!
</Wizzy> #1016
WCHSthing. #1018
I think the movie will spawn baby frogs, which will... hmmm... grow up... #1019
Erm... open yer WCP map. Lower lefthand corner... #1021
if I could just wake up Crid... <G> #1023
theoretically... #1024
Hmmm, I'd say something witty, but without Crid, there's no Book... <G> #1025
Wow... a kinder, softer, gentler Gerhein Boersma. #1028
A pookie is like a fired clay bowl you use to make more clay bowls... #1029
I have no idea who that is. #1031
This I have, nay, earned, the right to do whatever I just did. #1033
...over the rainbow... #1035
Awww, I don't hate you any more than I do Delance or that Gerhein guy... #1036
. #1037
Wait, I mean ChrisReid or that Byydo guy. #1038
I am the very model of a modern Major-General, #1039
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral #1040
how can you have a continuity if what you have is not continuous? #1041
Chris should be back within half an hour #1042
* LOAF breaks out the chimpaign #1044
which stands of cource for Loaf's Happy 200 Page Change Request Form... #1049
wow, spelling. #1050
Yay! Chris is here! Chris is here... #1051
yes... 'we' do... #1053
as thus, I don't recognize him, since I can't dream without sleeping... #1057
NO! Ace holds the record... #1058
THE DAY #1060
You're an idiot. #1062
Damn, my house sucks #1063
ChrisReid has been idle 8hrs 49mins 36secs, signed on Fri May 01 02:43:40 #1064
EEEE #1065
1300... amazing, since my favorite number is 101... #1066
I have an interesting trivia question too #1068
it involves SHUTTING UP. I dunno why I needed to say that... #1069
he is a vorlon... #1070
Hmmm, take the words 'damn' 'way' and 'no', put them in order... #1071
or a guy... #1072
State the difference. #1073
well, trust me. Hey, have I ever lied? #1074
Well... we'll all be in the drak when the drakh war starts, if the drakh war starts, what the hell happened to the drakh anyway? #1075
mayhaps this is better... #1076
wnot wtoo wrare #1077
damned flag people... #1078
or is it a broad label for general dislike, a la 'Delance'? #1081
I mean... oooh, wow, multiplayer, wow, that is SO Wing Commander: Armada. #1082
rama-rific #1084
Once. #1087
How was... that thing you did today? #1088
Oh hey, Crid, Warr's been spying on me... #1089
stalking me if you will. #1090
yeah #1091
I wonder if he does that when offline. #1093
Tis really part of the Cridloaf consortium... #1094
Oh, we're not allowed. #1095
HA! LIZZARD! DIE BLIZZARD! Down with all non WC companies!!!! #1096
Its amazing what they do when they find them. #1097
Land of... Delance... #1101
the original Captain Johnny died in World War II... and we used his DNA to create this Captain Johnny... #1102
experts predict that by 1969 we will have 12 colonies on the moon, perfect for family vacations... #1105
Yes, same here #1106
actually i didn't do anything today #1109
actually, today sucked. #1110
oh well, I'm off for the ight... #1111
I haven't heard anything that leads me to believe that it'll be rama-rific... #1117
I've done a bunch of posts today. #1120
Dash, well you'll be here with us #1124
A startling vision of things to come! #1129
stupid humans. #1130
Hmmmm... well... don't get her a lobster... #1132
One of my friends got me a dead lobster, twas scary #1133
<small child> But how do you find an evil nemesis, Mr. LOAF? #1134
Easy! You search altavista for no reason! #1135
Yeah, me and Chris are going to go see it later #1139
Yeah, two e's is good... #1141
Hehehe... it seems that everybody in the universe thinks they're the only person in the universe that gets the joke. #1142
the moon belongs to America... #1143
they're already an oxymoron. Nuclear crud was developed as a weapon and it ended up being used to provide power. #1144
or maybe celebraty disabled person Chris Reeves could be Chris' nemsis... #1146
but I am a natural leader... #1147
aaaand thus I set aside a portion of my newsgroup posts to agwc3 as my relgion dictates... #1148
just like that dog... #1149
I am [LOAF] of the Warrior caste, and for 2 years I have served Akkbar as has no other... #1151
oooh, that stupid dog, heats my blood, I'll take it out yet... #1152
Nothings new. #1154
NG... NG... #1157
NG... NG... it's enchanting. #1158
which is of cource the process by which one nuts... #1159
Hey Hades, sned Crid a copy of WC1SNES ASAP, BILTUAAL... #1160
Oooh, he's in like Seattle, Washington... or Renton, Seattle or something... #1162
Yeah, I need my daily dose of Pepper... #1163
I'm thinking though... maybe Pepper could be like a bad Forrest Gump... going around and meeting evil people and inspiring horrible things... #1164
like, he could meet Hitler and fill his head with ideas... he could be on the Hindenburg when it blows up... he could be on the Challanger when it blows up... he could meet Chris Reid... #1165
You send it to Crid, Crid sends it to TheoreticalPerson#2, TheoreticalPerson#2 sends it to TheoreticalPerson#3, etc etc... #1167
Well no, but that money goes to buying more dead sharks... #1168
And you can buy it from my brother! The drone one at least... #1169
Well... ChrisReid is as ChrisReid does... #1170
The Talking Stick? #1172
What'd I win? #1175
agreed, get somebody on it... #1176
Isn't Delance Otto Octavius? And he's not really a taco man... #1177
Old enough to know better. #1178
Oooh, hey Crid, I know what you mean, I've got the same thing going... #1179
The kiss #1183
No. #WingCommander is of the nar Reid clan... #1184
Speaking of which... Chris! #1185
cause then its funny, I guess #1188
But annyway... yeah, chicklets my sister, ChrisReid is my The One... Dana's my thorn in the side... Delance is my evil alter-ego, Hollywood is my not-arch nemesis... Byydo can be my drinking buddy... ace is my false god... Akkbar is my arch nemesis... #1196
Yah, WC is my life. #1197
Hmm... and ChrisReid is the greatest of us... #1198
Thou doth thinketh of the Joan's update, which is dated 2664... WC2 starts in 2665 according to the intro and ends in 2667 according to the KS calander... #1200
Like Chris... people named Chris are fairly cool... people named Ben are boring... people named Wizzy have an active imagination, people named Kelvin are destined to become weather forcasters, people named Nigel have fake names... #1202
Prom, ptth. #1203
would should could #1204
Yeah. Except I won't be very important. #1205
except I control everything secretly. #1206
You should run for President, then if we both win, we can sit around swapping stories about how we fought communism... #1208
and I'll be all "no, YOU fought more communism than I did" and you'll be all "you're too modest, you fought just as much communism..." #1209
dance one night... we had dances... #1211
Hey Ed #1216
Hey Dan #1217
Hey... etc... #1218
You sound prussian... #1221
Hey, speaking of which, how was the competition? #1222
If you're happy, then agents of chaos decide that I should be happy... #1224
Time to play a little game of tag. #1225
* LOAF can't wait to get some ChrisReid merchandise... #1229
I shall see you again, in a place where no shadows call... fall. #1231
I have a life. It revolves around Wing Commander. #1232
and ChrisReid! #1233
Delance is more of an evil alter-ego... #1234
Someday... when darkness falls... #1235
Everything in the book of LOAF is stuff said by LOAF in the presence of The One... #1236
(Yep, it's Easter, which of cource means: BAD RELIGIOUS CARTOONS!!!! #1239
Oooh, death... #1240
but he's not exactly the same... like this one has arms and legs... #1242
Delance is more of an evil alter-ego... #1243
* LOAF Roulette: There are so many of them... #1246
Yes, for Delance is indeed a cruel mistress... I've just been waiting to say that, really... #1247
Woo hoo! Signs! Kickin! I can put them in my locker... maybe I can start a shrine... #1248
I'm going to be... the OFFICIAL NORTHEASTERN DISTRIBUTER OF ChrisReid and ChrisReid related merchandise! #1250
But it plays all my Roulette wavs in an easy to use manner. #1251
Loaf!!!!!!!! that's me! #1252
But if I *ever* come in and demand that Tre go to #LOAF-MP3s, he'd better damned well kick me. #1253
Oh, Krid, some guy actually scored 20 on the trivia, get yer arse in gear and respond. #1256
My god... this is how it ends... in fire... #1257
You honour us with your arrival #1258
ChrisReid is big too. Very big. #1259
LOAF and Crid are very big. #1260
Criddy@id.net #1261
I'm sure the one thing that Chris would want us to do if he were still here would be to carry on the fight... #1263
You see... in my first pass... I.. .uhm.. wound him... and when I swing around again, I intend to finish the deed... #1266
I dunno why I needed to post that, but I did... so, uhm.,.. here's to the one who never will be... #1269
Crid! Query: The Book of LOAF Topic: The Book of LOAF. #1270
Chris... school? #1271
I so don't remember saying that <G> #1272
Nite? Naww, I'm off to my night job as assistant to the sub-ChrisReid... #1273
Okay, I'm off... tell Akkbar that we'll be together again in a place where no shadows fall... and that I'll hit him when we're there... hard... #1274
Chris Raid! Argh! The pain, the pain of it all... #1276
Die. #1277
Tre is a beaaautiful laaady... #1278
my own words echod through Chris got my point accross a lot better than I actually could... #1279
Now... this has lead to an interesting development... and I've talked to some people on ICQ... and they agree... we can form a cult around you. #1280
ChrisReid for president! Because we can! #1283
We are all LOAF... #1286
So... back from the dead, eh? #1287
Mmmm, abusive #1288
we're all counting on you... ace... Crid... me... Byyd... #1289
Oh, meet like two so I can have one... #1292
Hey, bad things happen to good people... #1293
and then the good people use bricks and long pieces of wood to whack bad people like Akk... #1294
Hrm, anyway... #1295
I like that Rob guy. #1297
No, we're all LOAF, I assure you... #1300
Yes you are, we're all LOAF... #1302
Just don't write them something like "I was pacific strike commandering wing commander I, II, III and IV in the Kilrathi Saga package when I saw the add for Privateer II and thought 'woah, that's the ultima in cool' #1305
People who pretend to have played Elite. #1307
You know "wow, I loved elite, it was really... uhm, a unique gaming experience!" #1309
those people suck... #1310
Damnit, you went down fighting for me... you could have done no greater. #1311
Hey otherCrid #1312
Dash it, I need a program. #1314
Mmm, death Pizza #1315
Uhm, I'm just trying to find a pascal program with an example of a binary tree... #1316
and when puppies die I become involved in Trelane's sex-for-money plans... #1319
NoClue. #1320
Hey, *everything* I do is needlessly caustic... #1321
No! We need you here... #1322
Hey Chris, me and tre are having a millerfight in #W-C... #1324
I mean... you can probably do more than you thought possible. #1325
We shall speak well of you, when you are gone... #1326
GOD NO! THE WORDS OF MILLER MUSTN'T BE USED LIKE THIS! THEY SHOULD BE TAKEN AT FACE VALUE AND NOT USED AGAINST EACHOTHER! #1329
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, LETS PUT ASIDE OUR DIFFERENCES TO WORSHIP MILLER! #1330
AllRoadsLeadtoReid... You will get to know them. You will need more staff. The words of Miller... #1334
Because Chris told me to. #1335
No, Chris, anybody writing a report on you knows to capitalize your name... #1336
"Soo, what do you know about love?" "Well, baby, it just so happens that I wrote the book... oh, no, I wrote the Book of LOAF, not love, nevermind..." #1338
Yeah! And they'll put his skull on display at that museum that has parts of presidents... #1340
I love that museum. #1341
Hmmm... Chris is running for something... I want to run for something... #1343
No. Southern demisphere. You know, Australia, Africa, the so called 'south' America... #1344
Nuclear War I guess. #1345
No, not with them, but they'll be the unfortunate victims. #1347
Tre! Over to you... #1350
Whor! #1351
Yeah, but now there's a little article. #1354
oooh, and the 4th movie is confirmed too. #1355
The list of things that this does includes kicking ass... #1356
You know how yer supposed to have 15 minutes of fame? Asteriod had an entire day... but now it's over... #1358
Oh, helpfull hint to all you homemakers out there, Pepper the monkey makes a wonderful windows backround... #1359
rendrition? #1360
* LOAF drops his snow globe. #1361
I'm Anna Reid... #1362
* LOAF breaks his snowglobe #1363
Well, ChrisReid is a member of AOL, but he's not usually not at sector 83... #1364
Yeah, Chris is a carrion eater... #1366
Sky, be a few days dead, will you? I want to see if Chris will eat you... #1367
Oh, no, no relation to Chris... #1368
Choir concert? #1369
You're being enigmatic... #1370
Thats.... 12The Book of LOAF... and like all great religious books, I didn't write it... #1371
Well... we've all lost somebody dear to us... that does not make me special... being better than Delance makes me special. I'm king of the world! #1372
Hmmmmm.... #1373
You're just trying to get a copy of The Book of LOAF #1374
"Roger on the way. You scared the pants off of me." I keep getting weird ICQ messages... #1377
Erm, Isn't Marburg a virus? #1378
They work better without the .'s... #1379
Oh, a me thing... <G> #1381
'ello #1383
Soo... I'm still confused as to how this mission thing 'll work. We... download parts of the game for like 2 months? #1384
Okay, wanna be my friend? #1385
No, rama-rific... its... one of those things I say... #1386
Oh, Chris, lets hire some monks to copy The Book for us... #1387
Rama wasn't cool... there were those spider things... and spider things aren't cool... well... they were, but in principle... #1388
* LOAF is still mad about cookout today being cancelled...<G> #1389
We could, except Chris broke my light when I said "WCP2"... #1390
But you were at the party... #1391
The term 'crotch rocket' is not appropriate for use by this senate subcommittee... #1393
I dunno what a FIBER-3 is, but it sounds cool... and isn't FIBER just the best acronym? #1394
Soo... this'll be a pretty sizable download? Or... lots of parts of downloads? #1396
Yeah... and now it's... still just beggining... #1399
I dunno, I always figured if I asked too many questions you'd kind of zap me and tell me never to ask... #1400
* LOAF Kosh: Never ask that question. #1401
I knew that'd come in handy sometime... #1402
WCP... is always beggining... or something. #1403
Soo... now that we're wise to your plotting... can we ask you questions about it? #1404
I'm usually happy, I'm just happier now... #1405
Of course... we're left to wonder... what is this thing promoting? #1406
oh well, sleeping under desk in light, waiting for Johnny, back later... #1411
12. Hehehehe #1412
(::swoosh:. #1413
I have some of those hoverboards from back to the future... #1414
beggining sleeping under my desk maneuver... #1415
"Hi, I'm Troy McClure, you may remember me from such animated specials as Christmas Ape, and Christmas Ape goes to Summer Camp..." #1417
Good word, that punny... #1418
*Snif*... That's the nicest thing anybody's ever said to me. I'm putting it in my sig... #1419
Bio Section Updated - Friday 5/1 #1420
Well, I've got to go do some jpg based work... #1425
I wish I just had an encylcopedia to give him... #1427
Doh, nuts! #1428
Mmmm, tasty tasty Johnnycakes... #1429
or, I could go work on my ship list so I'll look even better when he gets here... #1430
Hmmm... we're sort of... working for Origin... #1431
he's had his license for 24 hours... #1432
Even if he drives for all 24 hours he's driven less than most people who actually drive. #1433
MUST GO SAVE JOHNNY... brb. #1437
Woulda been more interesting if... hmm... #1438
Anyway, Chris, wake up... #1439
Yo, big slice... #1440
And maybe Mike Berdos. "Hey, this new addon sucks, why don't you go play X-Wing? They're rereleased it, with 8 new colors..." #1441
Oh, and Gene Tang "Here's an interesting story to explain how the addon fits with my incredibile dream universe..' #1442
He is DEFINATLY the coolest Origin guy. #1445
dash, I have to be at school in like four hours. Ahhh, school's over anyway...<G> All the seniors are gone, which means over half my day is just me sitting around. #1446
Okay, we're all together now... #1449
I was telling Chris about your glorious success' and all:0 #1450
Johnny. #1452
Diploma Frames? #1453
Cause he's a moron... #1454
Fear not, Dund posts are the most moronic of all posts. #1455
Diploma frames! #1456
now get into #Wing-Commander and out of #WingNut... #1458
Holding steady... #1462
has the word Broad in it... #1465
NO! NO! I... I can't make it... leave me... #1467
WCHS people? #1468
Well, ever since we got married... No, me and Akkbar are good friends... <G> #1471
I object, LOAF doesn't snuck... #1476
Ahhh, either way, both sustained and overrulled sound pretty cool... #1477
Oh, that makes sense... <G> #1479
Dash it, I wish I'd said that, then Crid could put it in The Book... #1481
I'm gonna boil him alive, draw and quarter him, boil him again, chop him into little bits, then throw all the little bits on the ground and stomp on them... #1482
Hmmm... can you make these WCA episodes into high quality... video things? Or at least grab nice images for me? #1484
That Rico one... #1488
Definatly Johnny... #1490
I know. I... started a thread... #1491
Akk's entire ISP died. #1492
No, they're still out there, but they've been completely down for a few days apparently... #1493
so I put whatever backup stuff I had in my web space, and I'm trying to get various things to work... #1496
Well, it was pyrric. #1498
Crid is carbon based... which means that he's mostly... uhm... carbon... I personally am also carbon based... which means that I'm full of carbon too... just like, dare I say it, cuttlefish. Now, Akkbar wants to crush is into diamonds, but he can't... just 'cause... #1502
Does your browser not have a back button;)? #1503
Yep... #1507
that kicks ass, does it explain replication? I always screw up with DNA replication... #1508
Crudd... #1511
Unreal, cruddy box. #1513
I'm gonna take a walk, back soon... #1514
I've got the navbar... #1516
7th battle of Munro was one of the opening (and only completed) portions of Operation Red 3 #1517
Yep #1520
Women don't wait... #1522
but the marines landed on Munro, and the concordia and Tarawa took down a furball light carrier... #1523
The Sam-based Water Cooling Equation? #1526
I wouldn't know anything about that... #1527
I know LOAF... #1528
I'm hoping... #1529
and Dund hasn't done anything... #1531
He is a bit slow though... #1533
I might have to explain. #1534
Buuut that'll wait until its done. #1535
I'm probably going to dissapear from the view of the rest of those online WC weirdos this summer so I can finish it. #1536
LOAF endures #1540
I did serve in the moronic Star Trek/Origin CZ war... with distiction... #1541
I've fought the evil which is Delance... #1542
My family is abandoning me for two weeks to go to the beach and I'm stuck at home taking care of kittens, so I'll have loooots of free time and cold pizza... #1543
tee hee. #1544
Believe the lie. #1545
Too bad. #1547
and I've been disgusted by Gene Tang... #1548
Awww, you just took away every discussion I had yesterday <G> #1550
Yeah, I idn't say it, but I wrote it down... #1551
Having played both the Freespace Demo and Ultima, I know both idiotic AND RPG when I see them... #1552
Oh good, I killed it, I feel so wonderfull... #1553
there, there's an RPG. #1554
Croyden... perhaps a bald cyborg thing assigned with janitorial duties? #1555
Believe the lie... #1556
My bet is that you were killed... #1557
Had sets an interesting precedent... #1558
Then... we must only assume that.. hmm... #1561
Hey, don't take away my thunder, that was the coolest question I've ever asked... #1562
This is an idiotic RPG thing, am I right? #1563
Power out. #1564
hey, it's loaf #1568
Hmmm... dash... it'd be better if his callsign was like GIF... then we'd have those whole graphics thing going... jpg... gif... nevermind... this is as bad as the Kelvin/Celsius thing... actually, this is much worse... #1569
That rilly r00lz!!! #1570
Akk says he's an incredibly cool and popular person who gets all the girls and has a super computer. #1571
*I* did <G> It pissed him off to no extent... #1572
Hey... tis Crid... #1574
(Well... the sun goes nova eventually... I guess that sorta destroys Christianity. #1577
Why is it wrong to pay for sex, but not wrong to pay for SubSpace? #1579
Chris has always been here. #1580
Well... we've all lost somebody dear to us... that does not make me special... being better than Delance makes me special. I'm king of the Interstellar Alliance! #1581
Well... we've all lost somebody dear to us... that does not make me special... being better than Delance makes me special. I'm king of the Drakh! #1585
Wow, it must be like old home week for... us... #1587
Oh, I just wanted to know about an FBLA meeting... #1588
I once won a water drinking contest... #1590
well, he never lists the bonus' scores anyway, so he can post the new questions and I'll give him my list tommorow... today... whatever it is... #1591
Dash, I don't remember the vortex thing... #1592
But I can find the Vortex thing, to the newsgroup! #1593
Must be a vortex thing... #1595
It's a Delance thing... #1596
well, he never lists the bonus' scores anyway, so he can post the new questions and I'll give him my list tommorow... today... whatever it is... #1597
that's like the Blair in FF thing... #1601
Yeah, that. Anyways, g'night #1605
McFlurry? #1607
I assume its a McDonalds test product in Renton, Seattle... like bacon nuggets... #1608
only a select few get to test them. #1609
Chris! Book quote! Quick! The Inconsistancy one! #1612
Plus, we could compress all the info and put it on tiny little rod things... so, I'm measureing the amount of space in rod things... #1613
lets eat it #1614
in fact, if time were circular, you could have had them yesterday... #1616
Awww Akk... you won't get on one knee for me, and yet you'd get on both for any other man? #1618
Now... thanks to recent developments in the newsgroup, I've decided to assign two disgruntled men to every brigand... Akk, I would very much like for you to be a disgruntled man... #1619
Cutlass Supreme #1623
and suddenly the universe became a little less Akkie... #1625
HELLO #1626
Taco souls are we... #1627
Carrion Minion! #1628
Allright, Chris, as UberCrid, I expect you to get the following speech to every free sentient being you can... #1629
Hmmm... you're not ChrisReid... #1631
you're a faux-Reid, non? #1632
Hmmm... "Loaf's Merry Club returns to the action! With less full motion video than any other merry club..." . #1633
"Amazing acid man found, urine analysis proves strange British person to contain an acid level equivalent to those aliens from Alien and Aliens. The post does not recognize Alien little 3 or Alien Ressurection as real movies." #1635
* LOAF leans back to have an aide whisper in his ear #1637
Oh, sorry, we do... but we don't have bones in our heads... #1638
Hehe, nah... you wanna be a Brigand? #1639
Both Acolytes and the UberCrid report to the Baron Von, who's the first level... #1641
We have Brigand positions available. #1643
Well... Brigand and SubCrid positions are 3rd level ranks. #1644
there are like 1306 quotes in the Book of LOAF #1645
It feels good... what we're doing here... #1646
Yes... we did... #1648
Kelvin says that 10 Midways will be more powerful than the Hakaga fleet. I say he's wrong. #1654
You were actually replying to Kelvin instead of something like Kelvin mentioning the letter 3 and the Dund going in to a 30 page made up description of the 3rd fleet. #1656
but perhaps it should indeed be the holy book of the Guild... #1658
We can't... fight amongst ourselves like this... we must maintain order... we can't have chaos within our ranks! #1661
Akk, I officially kick you out of Loaf's Merry Guild. #1662
No, I herein swear that X6 will be the hardest X question ever. #1665
We're just trying to be obscure. #1668
UberCrid, which has one position... and Acolyte, which is Nut-Boy and Kelvin since it was their idea... #1669
then, below the Acolytes there are ten brigands... #1670
That's all I know... #1672
That was number 2 on my list. #1674
Wow, that sucks... #1675
I almost had a fire the other day... #1676
Hmmm... in a completely unegotistical manner, yes. #1677
"You go, Loaf! Get some!" (The nicest thing anybody's ever said to me!) #1678
No life here... #1679
Hmmm... intense double meaning. #1680
so I turned on one that was off... except it was for the oven upstairs that we're supposed to keep unpowered cause we don't use it... #1681
Hmmm, its been 13 minutes... damn you, Christopher Reid... #1685
Well, he said he'd be here at midnight my time... but... he's probably here now... watching us... #1686
Well, then we both suck... #1687
I mainly like Liar, Liar becasue I need to make wav files of Captain Eisen saying "Mister Reid"... #1688
Cable Guy was good... well, imho. #1689
the power went off upstairs and I had to go to the basement to flip those switchy things... #1691
breakers, whatever they're called... #1692
Erm... involuntary transfer... something like that. #1694
Crid! Hath thou sampled mine fine list? I hath most holiliy mailethed it to thy... #1695
Erm, I'll dcc it... #1696
There's 49 or 50 ships. #1697
Wow... you are a moron. I mean, you're not even like a moron in the sense that I'm calling somebody I don't like much a moron... you really are a moron. #1699
You have to come back... it's about... the future... #1701
Hmmm... see if he got "Yar" for AS. #1703
The mother creature is sweet... #1704
Crid, put that thing #1705
Okay. Dunno why I called this your window, but what the hey... #1707
I have a little list of stuff for credit that shouldn't be shown to Johnny at the bottom... <G> #1708
Here, I'll stick my list in your window and we'll compare... #1709
qwertyuiop #1711
Norm Macdonald? #1712
Is he dead too? #1713
Generally, it being a metaphor for humanity... and... humanity being a metaphor for me... #1716
No, I just needed "That's disgusting..." in 12The Book of LOAF, don't take it personally. #1717
Well.. I get the top rank... since I'm LOAF... so I'm Baron von LOAF... #1721
Wow, ass kicky. #1723
Oh, okay. #1726
Actually, I would prefer to be thought of as an entity whos entire life revolves around Wing Commander. #1729
Well... uhm... I'd rather be thought of as Chris... #1731
LOAF a swell?! #1732
it wasn't in the book... this wasn't SUPPOSED to happen for another half a year... #1737
Ohgod, that song always gets into my mind and drives me crazy... #1741
Hmmm, ahh, to hell with being polite. Crid was completely right, moron, the actors did *not* like the non existant sets and constant refilming with minor changes of WCIII and even IV... I don't even know what the last section of your post means, though... #1742
Must, hold, line #1747
Which is of cource the edition I carry around with me under my arm #1749
If I'm really hungry I get a 4 though... figure that out... I just always get a number 3 cause my life is boring and predictable... If I'm really hungry I get a 4 though... figure that out... #1750
LOAF1 was killed in Korea, LOAF2 in 'Nam... #1751
I mean... what if he wants revenge? #1753
Isn't it weird to think that Shaun Taufiq Usman is out there... somewhere... #1754
I'm the very model of a modern major General... #1760
It's the excluse legal right of Crid... #1762
Name two Confederation ships destroyed by the Steltek drone. Hint, the first Mandarins were discovered on one of these ships, and the second is the nameship of a class of older corvettes... #1765
It was sooo hot, though, so it was painfull... #1767
I should go work on the version of The Book to publish. #1768
Wow, this seems like some sort of anti-communist government briefing... #1769
Ohwell,I'moff:/ #1770
Tell him not to worry 'cause temporary is way cooler... #1772
Did you call The One Who Never Will be? #1773
I'm a character too, I'm a rich Aussie philanthropist who's secret goal in life is to construct a solid gold diamond... #1774
I wear a monocle and a tux, and I laugh at football games... #1775
Who's name is, naturally, Brian... #1777
Oh now we're rating games that aren't even Wing Commander 'good' now? #1778
What is the world coming to? #1779
CHRIS! BETA QUOTE! #1782
"Hey... Freespace may suck, but at least the specifications I made up for the non existant Priv3 are worse..." . #1783
Now... let us thank god that what WingNuts want in WC the general people also want in WC... #1785
He's real busty... #1787
Well, I wonder what happened to both of them... #1788
Yeah, lemme open my roberts... #1791
erm... ICQ... I don't know why I said roberts instead of ICQ... #1792
Why can't I say that about sex? #1795
Hmmm, he doesn't need an ISp at all, he needs a web server... #1796
which is of course why god made loaf.pi.se... #1797
Yeah, god made loaf.pi.se, right after he made men, women, unicorns and The Earth... #1799
No, the pi is 'cause it's 3.14 times as good as wa.net... #1801
There's one in contact, and Mark Hamill played one on SeaQuest... #1803
It sucks to be me. #1804
Geordi's the engineer... #1806
Man, I'll suck. #1807
He's sort of... how do you say it... #1810
Okay... remember at the end... they prod the Brain Bug... with a prod... #1812
I dunno, I was trying to find a polite way of saying he got akicked, but what the farf... #1813
That's why Byyd's not here... #1814
Well, a group of specialists examined him, and he didn't like them prodding us... him #1816
And WCMP game guy, TIGER_SHARK! #1821
So, join up today, service guarantees having served... #1822
Hehehe... #1823
well, maybe once, I'd hit the D instead of the F and I'd break out laughing, rolling on the floor... #1826
Wow, you're an angel... in a sort of Commodore 64 manner... #1829
Boomer does still work at OSI, while taking care of his son, Todd... #1830
Oh, yeah, he's an EA freakbastard... #1832
Word association! #1835
We could shoot you anyway... it'd be funny... #1836
Well... ace... I know yer problem... #1838
you're using force powers... #1839
and... really... that's cheating... #1840
You would... #1841
I was like... "Hey, this sucks, they turned an intelligent book into an action movie" #1842
two hundred and thirty six... it might not be a number... erm,. the right number... but you want a number, that's a number, you can sleep free and easy now... #1846
Is her name K. Ramer or Kramer? #1848
Hmmm... you'd better get down to 210A Drake... I'll meet you there... #1849
We'll burn those bastards, by god, we'll burn them... #1850
we're burning those bastards, you want in? #1851
Chris... I'm shocked... #1853
you cut the quote. #1854
You put that in The Book, right? #1855
Good, ! it #1856
I heard C and C 2 would be a stupid excuse to use the pretty colors created by... uhm... colored lights... #1858
wow, if you switch the word 'fun', you're one sick bastard... #1859
So they can say "Well, we'd implement that feature, except there's a voxel limitation..." #1862
I'm hoping there's a christmas tree lighted town level... #1863
No, WCP is an excuse for a sequal to WCIV... #1864
He's off jacking about you right now... #1865
Wow, that's like Star Trek IV... #1870
Any comments/flames/dead rats should be dropped in my mailbox, ICQ being left on... #1873
It's 'Hates' or 'Nut-Boy', pick... #1874
No, he's had us do lotsa stuff... #1876
Ours is not to reason why, ours is but to stand and die! #1877
Oh Hades, you have the screwiest mail for files. #1878
Have you seen what Fralthi class cruiser he gets command of? #1880
Wow, this is turning out particularly well... #1881
so... I don't get how Netscape makes money. #1883
but neither of those products need to be bought... #1884
Eck eck eck. It's worse than any of the crap Americans make for Children. #1888
They live in some sort of Dome... how to you plan to get into the dome? #1889
As far as I can tell each episode is like 60 percent reused footage... <G> #1890
Hehehe, every episode is like that. #1891
We'll actually do more than execute, but, you know... #1894
Okay... now... our executions squad... lets see.. #1895
Anyway, we need a crude demolitions expect, a Mexican sharpshooter with a cool accent... #1897
an attractive woman who's speciality is hand to hand combat, but our leader, ie me, never believes her so I'll always be like "I don't see how you can be so good at hand to hand combat" and then she'll like kick me... #1898
I'll brief you... #1904
Good morning, and welcome to the Black Sea... #1906
As part of your training to join LOAFs Merry death Squad, you're going to need to know how to coordinate stuff with other stuff... #1907
Thus, I will join the 77nd Air Assault Wing in hitting Eagle on the back, while you steal his pocket... #1908
now, this has to go perfectly... no slip ups, people... mission will commence... now... #1909
Go, GO! #1910
Alllright... now, there was almost a... several second lag time there... we'll have to work on it... but for now, you get a passing grade... #1911
Now... Devilbane is that annoying timeLine guy... #1912
The 531st Air Combat Me will support after the initial engagement... #1913
By god, do I need to tell you what to do? Turn off sound requests and play sfx13 a lot... #1915
Damnit, he was on our side. #1916
They're making a movie now.. #1917
Plus, they redid WC1 and 2 for Win95, so they didn't just stick all the games on a bunch of CDs... #1919
Hehe, tis okay. But now your IP is odd... #1920
Well... I wish I was, they didn't get all my notes soon enough to have much affect:/ #1921
I'll mail you the Confedships, Crid... #1923
Heh. Yeah...<G> I'm gonna make update notes to the map, maybe Johnny can use them... #1924
A rollout? #1925
No, but if they make a set map for a new game... #1926
Like... an ingame map in POL. #1927
Hmmm, will you bring me back a laser? #1931
Ahhh, I want a laser pointer... #1932
I went to the store to find one the other day, but all I could get was a regular pointer:/ #1933
JohnnyMail! #1938
Stupid JumpFAQ... #1939
He wanted to know about some acronyms... #1940
He wanted to know MR and WCCCG. #1942
I guess he hasn't gotten to the TCS Paradigm yet. #1945
Wow... a guy with Razor class fighters next to him... #1947
I guess they're Shrikes... #1949
No! tell men ow! #1950
What is it? #1954
There, it'll be in the new update #1958
I'll do it when I damn well please... in like 10 minutes... #1959
Uhm... yeah... #1960
Uhm.. KVan... our server didn't crash... #1961
that was a split. #1962
Your server split off DALNet... #1963
Soo... you worked out stuff with yer ISP, or did me making the nar Crid call you just scare you back here? #1964
Remind me to fix my guns... #1966
Hi? #1967
The One! #1968
Erm... Johnny! #1969
Anohter Johnny:o #1973
Sooo... anything else you need done? People you need killed?. #1975
Chris is off at a rollout... #1976
apparently its an excuse for a party... #1979
Passenger jet, yeah... he told me what it was earlier... #1980
Challenger... however you spell it... #1984
If Chris was here, he'd do one of the circular logic quotes... #1985
Speaking of which, did you get my mail about the acronyms? #1986
Soo... anything else you need? Character backround research? Location stuff? Anything? #1987
Comms into missions... on the weekend... hmmm... #1988
Nope... Johnny might... #1989
"I have read your terran bible with its predictions that there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth..." #1996
5The 3dfx Organization has antigravity projectors... #1997
I've got... uhm... a FIBER-3... #1999
A lot of people like to say 'Open GL', but I've found that very few have any idea what Open GL is... #2000
I have some idea #2002
Well... the real problem with 3Dfx is the cruddy name... who wants to say 'Three Dee Eff Ex' in a normal everyday conversation? #2003
Naw. If we all bought the very best tech, we wouldn't be using PC's today... #2004
But in essence... WCHS came home... #2007
He did work it out. He's back... #2008
he just doesn't have any web space anymore <G> #2009
Hmmm, you think Johnny 'll be back? #2010
Anyway, I'll ask Johnny and see what he doesn't say... #2012
Thank god. Were you in South Dakota? #2013
Wizzan Marines destroyed 90 percent of South Dakota, apparenty... #2014
Maybe it's the /\pocalypse... #2016
I'm very drinking sprite right now... #2018
Actually, now that I look back on it, Alien wasn't very good... #2020
So, just Aliens... #2021
Probably one of the few examples of a sequal being better than the original, too... #2022
and then like 2 weeks later The X-Files movie, which I apparently I have to go sit outside the theater all night waiting to get tickets for... #2026
At least, that's on my calander... #2027
An entire week of rental pizzas and frozen lasagna... #2029
the tape won't be available for a long long time... #2030
I hate to be the voice of reason, because I'm not reasonable, but who'd pirate WCTM? #2031
Now... I plan to bring a little recorder for making wav files... but... #2032
Yeah, I should go stay with you... #2033
Eag: I hate to spoil the movie for you... #2034
Get it. It might have The Hat... #2036
You know CR? #2037
Black box looks better... #2038
Yeah... buy it for me or loaf then... #2039
asT will be too busy playing the new Privateer game to see the movie... #2040
Privateer MultiPlayer, PMP... P3 is better. #2042
has anybody actually tried staying in a theater since like 1976? #2044
. even #2048
. #2053
Zello #2054
Yeah, for what? #2057
Gothri? Rave about something? People listen? . #2058
Was there an incredibly intelligent attractive guy there? #2060
Yeah... P2 should almost certainly have been an RTS game. #2062
You made a stick... #2063
so what kind of plane was it again? #2064
Does it work? #2066
Unlike Privateer 2, it can be compared to SC... #2067
Hmmm... can I have three guesses? #2068
Okay... guess one... WCA-MaD? #2069
Don't nap with the radio on... #2070
Ahhh... so in SC... you lose your memory and have to make money, upgrade your ship and discover who you really are? #2072
Oh Goth, come off it, you're Delancing. #2074
You purposefully bring back an argument we've had before and then act all hurt when I respond. #2075
explain the each his own thing, please Goth. #2076
Does that extend to me telling everybody how great my own is and the not expecting anybody else to defend theirs? Cause you did make a direct comparison... #2077
Are we supposed to not give our opinions 'cause you got your own? #2078
That's what we're talking about? #2080
God. #2082
You are so offensive. #2083
Heheheh... well... it just seems like you're... whats the word... trolling. #2084
trolling. #2085
Magic3 is just some poor flamy guy who got caught in cross posting. He's not actually any agwer. #2086
Oooh, the addon to Starcraft will have 6 new units... #2088
There's gonna be an addon to WCP... #2090
So has everybody heard about the WCP addon? #2091
I am... #2092
WCP addon... you just don't get better service than that. #2095
Don't be so defensive, I'm not talking about you. I'm talking about people at like the WCHS board. #2101
That's better. #2102
Rebel Assault 2, I was young and stupid and liked RA1, but RA2, yuck. #2106
Oh yeah, that reminds me. #2108
If there's one thing we want in the addon, it's the Double Helix. #2109
Because I want to hurt DNA... #2110
Brain: The Eurocentricity of modern art dealers, and it's affect on the market-grande... #2111
Erm... what they fricken are. #2113
That passage in the WCP manual got me all worked up. I want to know what Confed's relation is... #2114
If it weren't for that Derek guy and his band of people who follow him around to flame him, what would comp.space-sim.whatever be today? #2118
An art show... #2120
Hehehe... that's a joke, right? #2122
No, my parents won't let me get that channel:/ #2123
Yeah, alive and drunk... #2126
and he doesn't have hair #2127
but the one this week was really good... #2133
You crap me? I crap you... #2134
That was Douglas Adams. #2136
Actually, finals are great, only two to do... #2141
Except you don't have a server. #2143
Never, ever let the Brain get in the way of your plans... #2144
Dash, we were keeping that a secret... #2148
Chris is taking you on his trip... . #2149
the 5th element is Boron... I'm surprised movie reviewers didn't make use of that fact. #2150
Strontium! #2151
BTW, who's brilliant idea whas Kilrathium? #2153
A bio weapon was used on Locanda... #2154
Oh, yeah, it's blesnick@erols.com #2156
Didn't he play Data?. #2158
I'm made of meat, I dare say we all are... #2159
but... my nick has a more secret meaning... #2160
One which... for the sake of 12The Book, I shall reveal now... #2161
I vote yes, on proposition 33... #2162
Those are onotices. #2163
My nick comes from... #2165
Oh, yeah, the revolation thing. #2168
I want peanutbutter kudos... #2170
Oh, my kittens got temporary names... #2172
Maybe. Its not as cool a typo. #2174
So... uhm, if you want a kitten, just ask... #2175
Anyway, now you know the truth, and there are millions upon dozens upon 6 Origin Chat Zone people who wish they did too... #2176
Oh, yeah, your page, I wish I had a personal page. #2179
Chris follows me around and puts things I say in The Book... #2180
Oh, good point. And I've never accomplished anything, so it won't sound too egotistical! #2182
Speaking of Johnny's page, I finally realized how cool the Bearcat looks... #2183
I'm just browing thine page. #2185
Which is of course why I never meet women... #2186
Good idea... except it should have biblesque numbers... like LOAF 1:4 #2188
Now, how many of the Man-Kzin novels have you read? #2190
Wait, I'm going backwards... #2193
Ahhh... so how do the people in England feel about the game? #2195
Erm, we see Origin people mad about Priv2 being made into a WC at the last minute... #2196
were the PD people mad about it being turned into a Wc at the last minute too? #2197
Ahh, I'll move on... #2198
Yeah, it has some... intended or otherwise...:0 #2199
No clue... just sitting around waiting for something to happen... #2202
We're all happy about the WCP addon, but kinda scared cause it seems too good to be true... #2203
and personally, I'm worrying about Privateer Online... #2204
What's the middle between Quake and UO? #2206
What about you, death, how are you <G>? #2207
How's your son? #2208
...?. #2211
Well... yes. #2213
but I'm wondering kat... with the war comment. #2219
Somebody with a 10 character password. #2223
Did the nar Crid say where he was going? #2229
<CAG> Damn you, Christopher Reid</CAG> #2230
Yeah, nobody really wants to be here, people just get stuck here... #2234
Wow, did you see that game? Sure was gamefull... #2235
Hmmm... I finally realized what the difference between you and I is, Crid... #2237
I don't use my name as my nick... maybe I should... #2238
so I'm off. Thank you and goodnight for a minute #2242
My got, Chris Reid factorial... #2243
it starts on Friday... Me 'n Si 'n company are gonna go see it after school... #2246
LTM served as a constant reminder of man's own lack of control in a society burdened by the socio-economic desecration caused by extra-spatial conflict with... bug things... #2248
That crazy General guy who got hit by the captain of the seaQuest was David Downing... #2249
I wish to own that movie on video or DVD... #2250
I'm more badass in The Book of LOAF, too #2252
Hehe. Anyway, I need the very latest copy of the Book... #2254
Who's the woman, and what's she doing to the kat? #2258
Dilgar... is such a cool word... #2261
I too have written a letter to the channel!letter... is... 4! #2262
Dare I ask what the
<bleep> Neo-Introspection is? #2266
Acturally, me and Chris Reid have systems which we can point out to our friends and say, "I am there"... #2268
Tis just me and an Annoying!Chris . #2269
So... I figure I'm going to have to declare independance sooner or later... #2272
I'm hoping to use a restriction enzyme to locate and isolate the comments which Akk makes that are not bad lies/moronic... #2274
if we lose Akk... we lose our very best 'putting stuff people have said in the #WCHS topic' guy... #2275
I have some cats #2276
Origin guys have shown up everywhere today... #2278
therein, Johnny is exponentially cooler than any other Origin guy... #2279
There are 7 "new" "ships" . #2282
Voulez-vous the poster, Crid? #2284
Everything old is new again... #2285
he *IS* that stupid... #2287
we need a voice of Kelvin. #2288
trashed my torn up back pack... #2289
#2291
Dunno, I hate boats... #2292
(John Wayne voice) Unless I say he can... Master the shadows, death... #2298
What's the address for comp.sci.sci-fi.sim? #2301
Speaking of people who aren't 'getting any'... #2302
Oh, good, because that's an important part of your culture... #2303
You okay? #2304
Kentucky? Oww... #2306
Should Byyd know what we know? #2307
You can be... multimedia specialist? Demolitions specialist? Executioner? #2308
Hell of a day to be a destroyer skipper... #2309
It brings out my strong facial features... #2310
Welll, I'm all psyched about the SAT tommorow, I'm gonna go jog around the neighborhood... #2311
actually... it's not as much a neighborhood as much as it is a small dark road in the country... #2312
aaand I'll go check the surviving kitten, bbl. #2313
Well, now that the loafcrid consortium has recorded their wavs... #2316
Well... I suppose I shaln't be here much tommorow... #2317
We have our newspaper like once a... not much. #2320
In theory we should already have ours. #2322
a wow person? #2323
I suppose so that longtime Wing Commander fans don't go "HEY! THAT'S DAIMON KARNES! I REMEMBER HIM FROM LATER ON IN THIS EPISODE!" #2325
That is so Rapier I... #2326
Hey Crid, invite him? #2327
Or... we pretend to be wealthy investors... #2328
Oh god, I make a moronic comment, he's supposed to tell me it's moronic... #2329
I used to know somebody named Celina... #2332
She was no your-Celina though. #2333
I think we're all scared... #2334
it's our duty to... nevermidn... #2336
Trying to work out a cool-ass new color scheme for WCHS... #2342
I get that ChrisReid newspaper... but not in the summer... #2345
#2347
I can be the ChrisReid Listserver... #2348
Actually, this nick, ChrisReid feels like those Kilrathi transport/destroyer/carriers in WCA.. #2349
NOW I have to act all differen't like... #2350
Can you believe that there's no 24 hour donut place in my small town? #2352
I needed one last night. #2354
Yeah... I know... but WCHS isn't long for this world... #2355
Speaking of lies, horrible lies leading to the dark and damning destruction of human society, brb #2356
Then there were two... #2357
and the two insected the Earth... #2358
Who, Crid? #2359
His hiddeous tuxedo plaid visage is enough to scare kids... #2360
Yeah... because you're going on The Love Boat... #2361
Do you love boats? #2364
Speaking of Titanic, I saw Truman Show again... #2368
I love the ending... #2369
Why kick a moo cow? #2372
I for one would not... #2373
And maybe Pepper could finally meet... hmmm... #2376
170 human lives... lost... #2378
They were still human, Nut-Boy... #2379
Going from France to that little island accross from France like twice... and going from Venice to Greece... #2381
and by god, I never plan to... I want the last 7 minutes of my life erased... #2383
bacjksoon #2384
Graach #2385
I the same! #2387
we can't lie to people... #2390
So HyperCollins is doing a series of WC books, based on the movie... #2392
the first will be the movie, and then two after that which take place during WC1.. #2394
yeah. Harper. #2395
Soo how long till I get me 'n a monkey 'n Pepper? #2396
Can you put the nar Crid in? #2397
Lucky son of a son... #2398
He's on ICQ... #2399
then we get to claim we're one huge-ass non profit organization and get one huge ass tax break. #2401
Heh heh heh, bite me. #2404
http://www.loaf.pi.se/bloaf.jpg #2405
Haven't seen it yet, Nut. #2407
Hmmm... I have no opinion... #2408
and maybe Crid? #2412
I now realize that we have to do more to save the poor baby seal's which have had their mothers killed... #2414
Oh, Johnny said he'd be here tonight. #2417
I was just a head in those other pictures...<G> #2418
Hehe. Am I the only one who think's its odd that the Freespace people hang around agwc? #2419
Yeah, you prolly should... #2421
Dash... I was hoping they would... #2422
the Lesnick system on the map. #2423
Oooh, head to head with the violation guy. #2424
Well, Marc certainly does have a God complex... #2427
Is it *THAT* hard to check? #2431
Hehehe, well, it's not really a bad thing... #2435
Anyway, I'm working out a plan to shoot Jodie Foster so as to get the attention of Ronald Reagan, who wants in? #2437
but I hate when people talk about realism in the Wc universe. #2441
Hehehe, yeah... erm, not just eye stuff actually. tis called Sticker Syndrome... affects connective tissue <G> #2446
I don't know him. But he's annoying <G> #2447
Ahh, theoretically affects all this stuff. Joints, ears <G> #2448
If we could start annual conventions... and just write the encyclopedia... then we've done our part. #2450
Well... I'd love to do anything like that. From an informal gathering in Austin to a major thing. #2451
we can get the word to a lot more people. #2454
We could get a bunch of people from here... go down to Austin for the Wc movie... bother Johnny... #2456
Ahh. Well... even if it's not a good job, it's still a job... #2457
Well... what... flight down to Austin... 2 nights in a cheap motel <G>? #2458
Actually... I never understood why you were here. I guess I do now <G> #2460
Yeah, we could ask him about a hotel... #2462
Well... you're so much more of a real person than any of us. #2463
Back from Pittsburg!:o #2465
BTW, his official site died... #2466
Ahhh dash... I'm so burnt out now though. I just want school to be over... #2467
Eck:/ most of my classes didn't do exams this time around... #2470
Ahhh, thats good/bad. I only have six <G> #2471
No, I invited Mr. Way, but he didn't come... #2474
Except AP Bio is a double period for labs and such... #2477
We have homeroom tommorow actually... return locks... #2478
He'll be there... I saw him post at some ace's board. #2479
Oh, I was in charge of screenshots I believe... #2480
Oooh, *THAT* WCHS. #2481
hehehe, youc an be NNC for the new site. #2483
Lemme thnik... there was Borton's site... the TCU... World of Akkbar... an Armada Ladder... and the jump point. #2484
And then that guy set up WCU <G> and there was much argument at the newsgroup, 'cause he stole html from the TCU... #2485
Heh, World of Akkbar. #2486
Oh wait... the Ace's Club Page too... #2487
I remember the newsgroup from... after WCIII, before WCIV... #2488
I was in 9th grade... I remember that... #2490
I remember when Academy and Privateer came out though. #2491
and the first one I got obessive about was Armada...<G> I h'hrassed the people at Babbages for like 6 hours. #2492
I was in... 5th grade... end of the year... I was waiting for some Sierra flight sim to come out... #2495
Then... second chance for WC... I also gave up on. In France a friend of mine had a pirated copy of WC1... #2499
and I spent about an hour trying to guess the numbers to get in... #2500
but I never got 'em. #2501
looked around at some odd RPG's, followed discussion at the Origin board. #2503
and he had it with him, he'd just bought it.. #2506
I didn't swim at all, just read Minasi's book and then made my mom run out and find it for me. #2507
Samcat used to have one of those... I think that's what it was... #2510
But all my friends were obsessed with <G> #2511
Hehehe... I was hooked as soon as I played WC1... used to draw the ships everywhere... #2512
I remember getting SO1 and 2 and the Wc2 speech pack. Thought it was incredibly cool that stingray swore. #2515
bought my P200 for Priv2...<G> #2516
and KS. #2517
KS... that was when I was having surgery a lot... very depressed... I swear that Yearbook got me through it...<G> #2518
Hehehe... yeah, and I was like "Ahh, Chris Reid, that jerk who thinks he knows everything..." . I think that's what I told ace... #2521
little did I know that you actually did know everything...Well, the day you did. #2523
Oooh, argument about WC4. What'd I say? #2526
Wow, irony. #2527
And it's really a common misconception that Akk's in charge of Introspection... #2531
Yeah. I can't help but think that's my fault...<G> #2534
I live... uhm... in Renton... #2536
Hehe, common misconception, the mob is controlled by 4The 3dfx Organization... #2537
Luckily I've got a copy somewhere. #2541
Chris, what do we have? #2543
Yeah, the bookworld place... #2546
also, that funky globe thing... #2547
Oh yeah, enough movie theaters to show dozens of movies at the same time... #2550
its in southern Renton... #2552
KS calander says 73 too, right? #2553
Yeah, it does... #2554
Why did I think it was in 72? #2556
Did I? #2557
How unusual...<G> #2559
Akk, you know strip mall doesn't mean... #2560
Ahhh hell, I live in Maryland, happy? The closest I've ever been to Washington is Washington DC... #2562
Breakfast at Akkbars? #2563
Hmmm, well, I was wrong and you were right. #2564
He lives near you just like I live in Renton... #2566
Apparently I wasn't. #2567
Wow... sometimes I think... #2568
Bandit, (I call myself Bandit) you need to get a life... #2569
2673.219 #2572
Yeah... or maybe if there was something else... anything ever happen in Seattle? #2574
That needs to be modified to fit with the WCIV novel. #2576
You think I should let him in on the secret? #2579
Soo... where are you gonna go to college? #2580
Okay then I will... but for now... I'm away! #2581
Owww, I fell asleep on the couch and couldn't be hefe for Johnny... #2583
"I like robots..." . #2585
Weeeird... . #2586
For our newsgroup? #2587
but... nobody cares how many posts anybody but you have. #2588
Mario taught me about love... #2590
It being the picture and not a derogatory comment about Akk... #2591
"Coming, November 1998... a movie that will change the way you look at Border Worlders." #2592
I'll give you 20 bucks to bash in his head... think about it, you're not likely to get a better offer... #2594
Yeah <G> Well... it's really my fault... I mean... if people like him just weren't so drawn to me... #2595
Now can we PLEASE ban the entire state of seattle sans Crid? #2596
Do you know anything about the Pilgrim War? #2598
Wow, some people have an unhealthy obsession with me... #2599
that friend is ace... go ace! #2603
Oh but for the grace of god was changing colors a whole lot easier than I thought. #2604
Somebody check that for me? #2605
You named wingmen after your friends, right? Not the other way around <G>? #2606
Dash. Chris, you aren't the only one... #2607
Good point... we'd better go somewhere secret... #2608
Yeah, Chris, explain secret stuff... #2609
12 is a good guess... #2610
CHRIS... wake up. Explain movie stuff to Johnny. #2612
Yeah, I was just waiting for an 'the aliens are in H'hrass' comment... It would have been better than 'we found him!' . #2615
Help for credit in the books <G> #2616
Yeah, we got tired of lag on UO, so we're going to attack... actually I don't think we own UO... plus, we're not a collective... so I shouldn't keep saying we... #2617
Eck, I can't believe I ate a salt bagel... I can't believe they make salt bagels... #2618
Hmmm... trade you the undocumended WC movie ship 'n people list for the undocumented WCP quotes file? #2620
ROTC is like Yahtzee except... different... #2622
I find it hard to believe that there are 1700 other Chris Reids... #2624
Like multiple Ellas on top of eachother. #2625
and piss of 3 million newsgroupies... I like it... #2626
Oh well, that tape should be there in a few days... <G> #2629
Hmmm... is that an odd metaphor for you leaving or a suggestion? #2630
Wow, I'm not actually following this argument, and I don't even know why it's in alt.games.wing-commander, but that's gotta be the single most moronic insult I've ever heard. #2631
In a complete and total example of Random!, The Nut-Boy found it...<G> #2632
Did you say that? #2634
How odd. #2636
Yet... you are CReid. #2637
How odd... #2638
Shut up, Downing. #2639
Hehehe... and I get my yearbook tommorow! #2640
David Downing has no practical knowldge. He's the guy who sits around and promises multiplayer and free 3dfx cards to his fans... #2641
He's an evil man, a dark man, a bug man... #2642
Uhm, but I didn't know that when I thought you were David Downing. #2643
#5. An apology for Privateer 2 #2644
Hey... sudden realization. That large Cruiserstyle thing... #2645
So how sure are we that this'll be in the addon? #2648
anyway, if this is from the addon, it means the aliens are at Ella... #2649
oh, crab <G> Hey Sky. #2650
Cause if there's a 3d rendering of Ella for the engine... #2653
We'll be fighting in Ella. #2654
There have been what, 2 non combat missions in all of WC? #2655
Yeah, Pepper is there... ace should put me there... #2659
that's the WCP map... I'm pointing to my system. #2660
Mating with it, I assume... #2661
B... FIVE? #2662
now if I ever go to India... I have to worry about people who fail tests hitting me when I walk around at night... #2666
CR is a wonderful man... #2667
CR is off at graduation right now... #2668
which is the process by which one sets the standard for measuring amounts in a cylinder... #2669
I've walked around Washington, Baltimore, NY, whatever at night and never had anything like that. #2670
actually, that's not true, I've always wanted to be a German Shepard... #2671
Beat the game? Is that some sort of sexual metaphor? #2672
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees? #2673
Yeah, we need to get Kelvin a personality... #2675
Hmmm... I'd be more impressed if you didn't always play book of loaf quotes. #2676
Oh, yeah. I'm hoping to see the LOAF-calibre back for WCPSO... #2677
He's like a clone of Chris... #2679
I think I warned you about him... I never liked Kelvin... he's so serious. #2680
wow, that rules... I may bring 'em to school on Monday and show 'em to my CompSci teacher... #2681
A lot of people I know have played... nobody's obsessive... #2683
Hmmm... good point... I should ask Kelvin... #2692
HellReid. Got a newspaper... #2693
tkstsktsktsktsktsk. #2695
Wow, so they know who I am? #2698
I just sometimes accidently call people Crid and then explain who you are... <G> #2699
Oh, kick ass, you can order the foreign version of the WCP Soundtrack from amazon.com! #2702
/msg ChrisReid Quick! Nuke Endymion! #2703
/onotice Yay! #2705
That's okay... we'll do it tonight... #2706
6:35... shouldn't you be at school? #2707
oh, thats freaky, I was kidding... #2708
Ahh... me too... sort of... #2711
long long after I started reading. #2713
Well, they did once... #2719
The Delance Virus has the ability to pass through the bilipid layer of a cell to its sweet sweet innards and uhm... hurt it... #2720
It is contagious, yet cureable... ie, Gerthein... #2722
Anyway, once Phoenix gets those graphics done I'll start on the new site. #2723
* LOAF is sick:/ #2724
Sour throat... luckily I had some knifty pills left over from the last time, so I've been eating those...<G> #2725
I've eaten like a million in the last couple hours though, and I was supposed to have like 3 a day, so if I die or something you know what happened... #2726
Oh, Crid, we need a picture of you sitting down, and anything else you can get us... #2729
Okay... you sitting. 'Cause we're gonna visit the Tiger's Claw... #2732
Yeah... it's called loaf... loaf dot pie dot see #2734
Whenaer Phoenix finishes. #2736
Fact: Pepperidge Farm produces over one million Goldfish per hour. #2737
I think that this is the most exciting site since newt.org. #2738
the nar Reid will brief you #2739
Yes... 'we' will... #2743
Ahhh, popcorn is overrated IMHO. #2744
Well... then it's obvious what we have to do. #2745
We have to crack open your friends heads, and place your mind inside... #2746
#GoodDogs? #2749
People at Chris' school call him Chris... because it is his name. #2750
Oh, I plan on calling you Crid when I meet you... #2751
But I keep calling people IRL Crid... tis odd... #2752
Bandit <G>? #2754
That makes sense. #2755
So where's the girl? #2757
wow, 2 miles between schools... a whole new paradigm. #2758
in... 'Ashton'... 'Sandy Spring', whatever where I live is called. #2759
crumpling thing... oh, I dunno what I was talking about. #2760
For example... my mom works there. Imagine how 'orrible that is... <G> #2761
It'll be out before the prequils (prequils... such a joke, such a joke... #2762
Some freak who thinks he knows everything about WC... #2764
No, I think LOAF thinks he knows everything about WC too... #2765
We could all wear fake beards and carry swords... it'd be cool. #2767
Do the quote, Chris. #2769
Yeah, just feel kinda sick.. #2773
Hmmm... now on the graph, put a little * next to the dismal legionairre and then a footnote that says something like "Note that the dismal legionare is a special agent and therein operates outside the guild hierarchy" #2775
Everything's American. #2776
hmmm... good music... let me think... #2777
I'm American... everybody's doing it... #2779
Uhm... but I want some bread with peanut butter on it... bearebe #2780
he's just not Johnny, okay. #2783
Oh, a secret project. #2784
"What do you mean, James?" Paladin talking about Genocide... #2785
Anyway, I'm betting on Delance syndrome... #2786
He's pretending not to have scripts;) #2787
Kill him so it won't spread #2790
I'll confer with the UberCrid, but I think the Guild is going to have to go into action against him at the newsgroup.. #2791
Oh, yeah, he has the virus... #2794
Sick, just sick #2795
Anyway, since my power was out all day, I didn't get to work on my project... #2797
Dash, it may be a new strain. He's just a jerk... #2798
Well, he's not very defensive. #2799
He talks and he talks... #2800
Well, she *DID* kill my family, but I'm forced to ask, what the farf are you talking about (G)? #2802
Hades.! <G> -X where X = -root(4) #2803
Oh, I went to the National Air and Space Museum Annex's open house, which was really cool. It's where they store the aircraft they can't hold at the museum and the ones that they're restoring, going to restore. #2804
Just got back from the newsgroup. #2806
hehehe, I just used the other ISP to skim the... thing... newsgroup... #2808
Oh. That's not really bad news... bad news would be "SO got cancelled!" or "Johnny died" . #2809
So is Ed replacing Midnight as an Acolyte? #2810
Oh, I awarded Nut-Boy the first LM-Guild medal... #2811
SubCrid Pang, perhaps? #2812
irony! #2813
magic? #2814
The use of a secret lever? #2815
There are like two buildings in Ashton, Maryland... #2818
I'm taking it to school tommorow, you can recreate my school... #2819
Oh Chris, you still want an old FF? #2820
anything else you need? #2822
Copy of my school newspaper? It has nothing to do with me... #2823
I know it only as... THE BIG K... so hush, hush with your mart talk... #2824
So... what happened to Johnny? #2825
croag... #2827
Dash? #2830
That's between you and youself... #2833
Kruller would be a good nickname... so would 'Topaz'... #2835
It's really a shame... Kelvin's given us so much (the null-G bomblet thing), and now he has to be put to sleep... #2837
Well... in theory... we could bring him down to 0 degrees Kelvin... at which point he'd stop moving completely... #2839
It's just two cool words arranged in a cool order (Bandit LOAF!)... don't question it;) #2840
Canned Tomato pasteF #2841
Yes... it's all a rich tapestry... in that I expect to be sent back in time to prevent myself from getting a fake heart... #2842
Restart. #2843
Kelvin continued his crusade against good... #2845
He's not threatening you, he's threatening our way of life... #2846
'even bunnies need to play WC3' heh heh, moron. #2848
alt.sex! #2852
Was that a pun? #2854
#WingNut is where we hold the line... #2855
Its ilke 1984 in the future. #2857
What the farf does "renamed Privateer 2 to avoid confusion with the rerelease of Privater 1" mean? #2860
now that it's been a year or so... #2861
Afterall, the simplest explanation is always correct according to Delance, therein, a brain leeching parasite has almost certainly taken control here... #2864
I'll stay here and party... #2866
Plus, those old airplanes sucked. I mean, bi-planes? It's like an obscure sexual metaphor... #2872
The ancient art of sarcasm is apparently lost on this one. Disgruntled men, swarm! #2873
God, I wish I'd said that... #2874
Okay... where's the Nut-Boy? I've got an important addendum to the LMG rules... #2875
Don't ask, just don't ask... #2877
Well, one out of 7 isn't bad... #2878
Are you threatening me;)? #2880
amn, that's a cool word. I'd better say it so it can be in #2881
The Book of LOAF... hey Chris! #2882
Slugfist #2883
I cannot with a good conscious fight the Cult of Sivar... #2885
Wow, you're up early. #2886
secretops.com sure is up
</sarcasm> . #2887
Okay, it was something like 'Radioactive cats have 18 half lives'... #2890
and it was dashed cool too. #2891
Radioactive cats have 18 half lives #2893
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH . #2894
Hey, Nut, I thought up a brilliant new rule for LMG... #2895
Okay... whenever you see Brooke Shields on TV... you have to yell "SHIELDS UP" and really mean it... #2896
ANyway, we should all subscribe to alt.test.. #2898
as has the Ministry of Continuity... #2900
Oh, the general public finally gets to see the trailer? . #2901
OHMYGOD #2903
So they can say 'banging ship', duh! #2904
This is what I hate most about WCism. People get preconcieved notions about how they want the universe to be, and naturally if WC disagrees, IT screwed up;) #2906
In the last year... I've had a total of zero interesting conversations in #Wing-Commander. #2907
So... the race is on... can you convince yourself that you need a Wing Commander Tricycle? #2908
I always wondered whether or not there was a god... and now I know, I'm him... #2909
Is 'toss it' some new age metaphor for 'screw it'? #2910
Uhm, anyway, John Wayne better say something damn cool about me when I die... #2912
Oh god... this is like when Warrior found out Santa Clause wasn't real, and Skyfox found out that that Spice Girl left... #2913
So can she still be called Spice? Is it like a military rank, and when you get dishonorably discharged you lose it? or does she *have* to keep it because it's like that red A that colonials attached to themselves to make good literature? #2914
Yeah, well, Maniac cost Colonel Lombard an eye... that sort of thing definatly evokes a lot of hatred... at least, however, he has somebody to blame... #2920
Oh, hey, I brought a Trelane action figure... I put it on my desk with the Ackbars... now I can act out all my #Wing-Commander adventures... #2921
That's a special effect... #2922
I'm going to go check on dinner, thanks for lifting my spirits... <G> #2929
i love four, but by god I'll die before I install 5 again. #2930
Crid, I think a quote belongs here... #2933
*snif*, but I sold my hair to get you this watch... (G) I should probably check with one of my evil brothers about press packets. #2935
Wizzy's a jerk. #2937
It is the sole propriety of the Cridloaf consortium... #2939
When did you last see a post by Akkbar that wasn't a) About Pure3D drivers or b) About Akkbars incredible life ? #2941
No, the name will change when our new coat of paint is done... #2942
Why are you capitalizing KEY POINTS? . #2943
That's scary, I think it's against the law to play soccer in like 22 states... #2944
I thought there was just Zaire... because you have to get Ebola-Zaire somewhere... #2946
I think it's a massive conspiracy Hades... #2947
What the fudge? #2948
Next time America does something real like fight a war against you other 32 countries or play a real game like... pool... I'll go and root for them. #2949
Oh, BCRUD, we have different names for the same file. #2952
According to the incredibly cool locator at PizzaHut.com yes... #2953
"... and so it came to pass that with the arrival of the Goodness of Carton that the darkness which supercedes all which is of Delance and all which is of Kelvin shall return, bearing the fruits of destruction..." #2957
Anyway... I plan to harness his darkness and utilize it in my one true goal, the destruction of Next Generation magazine... #2959
Comrade Eagle doesn't usually get phonecalls? #2960
Oh wow, agwc trivia! I can do it now and become the envy of those I envy... #2961
With anyone else I would not be so picky, but you bug me. #2962
The number... is FIVE! :o #2963
Wow, cue the love theme from me getting Quest 83 right... #2964
Like "Of all of my movies, that's the best" wouldn't be "Nar all nar my movies, that's the best" #2966
C7 would probably not appreciate my intense dislike of the Bible. #2967
I don't think C7 would appreciate my intense dislike of C7... #2968
I have taken #Mint for The Guild... I intend to hold it... #2969
I'd pay to hear the sweet sweet sound of the Nut-Boys voice any time... #2976
Uhm... No, you shouldn't have to type anything at all because in theory you're not supposed to have that option... tis an egg... #2977
HAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. #2978
Sorry. HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA. #2979
That Chris Reid guy knows crap, why I taught him everything.... #2981
You like "ChrisReid" better than Stalker, right? #2983
it's msimitpo backwords... #2985
Chris, take a note, at 10:17 PM EST on 6/22/98 I said 'coelomated pizzas'... #2986
Note that while Hadrians quite SEEMS silly, it is from an incredibly emotional speech on B5 that brings tears to ones eyes... #2989
That's a cool saying... but nowhere near as cool as the radioactive #2990
Yeah... you must have been pretty mad about... the X-Files movie... #2993
and how they screwed up... the X-Files movie... #2994
yo quiero? #2996
Wow, you only have one msg window open? I'd figure you'd be getting lots of "WHAT WILL WE SEE IN PRIVATEER 3???"s" and a few "Wow, Johnny, can I have your babies?" #2997
or, I could eat some more of the coelomated Pizza... #2999
Origin guys used to treat us like... us... #3000
It's rilly rilly cool... an entirely new paradigm. #3002
Heh, he said 'deluge'... #3007
(please and thank you. #3011
My smart ass arrogant attitude is NOT stupid. #3013
Yeah, when Chris gets married he named all the people who'd be at the wedding... #3018
the evil that we once battled has returned, and it shall take all of our holy armadas of light to stave it off again... #3019
but... we shall overcome... we will beat back Marc Levin, and by god we will never let Marc Levin win... #3020
JPG went ballistic and didn't get to see Boomer naked... #3022
Anyway, if I become a character, people have to salute me, right? #3023
also, I'd eat a klondike bar, as I shall now demonstrate... #3025
Invite her over to use your water #3027
No wait, she'd be all messy because she can't wash her hair... #3028
Wild Waves? #3029
Your gonna get some, right? #3031
STILL loading alt.test. #3034
Goodnight, Capital Brazil! #3036
I think i understand this whole holy war thing... #3040
Yeah, *!*@*.il annoys *!*@*.everybodyelse, so *!*@*.everybody else tries to kick their arses a lot... #3041
Speaking of exciting opertunities in the field of phone sex... which we most certainly were not... HAD! #3043
I think they're all in my merry guild, cept Gerthein. And he's a generally all around cool guy because he understands that agwc is for discussion and not silly ego-battles... thus we benefit greatly from him, eye to eye or not. #3046
Damned WC fans, always hanging around the WC newsgroup... Just so you know, we can reply on every single thing Chris posts, because, by god, he knows more than two... other... things... put together... . #3047
Here... is where I hold the line... #3048
Mmmm, creme roulette #3050
And with the passing of the Nut-Boy was lost the best of us... #3051
Goshdashed Nut-Boy screwing with my mind... #3052
I wish I had an 'in your face' attitude... #3053
Okay, I'm working on detailed descriptions of events, but I'd *LIKE* to get them dates... #3054
a date, a date, a date... next summer... before I all go off to college... #3055
Lemme check the mythical KS calander... #3057
No you do'nt, it picks up 'Dashit'... #3058
I believe that. So anyway, I'm going away to survey some ocean front property I bought in Wyoming... #3061
People who forget the letter e suck ass #3064
Oh... no, I've been kicked from #Wing-Commanders. whatever will I do. #3065
Sorry. I laugh at the stupidest things. #3066
I chose not to because I'm not stupid. #3067
Anyway, I was explaining why I didn't believe your miserable charade. #3068
I cannot believe that a pathetic little punk kid like you actually thinks he can outsmart me in such a manner. #3070
as I pointed out earlier... an insult would be like "you hurt kittens!" #3072
I don't know whether or not you hurt kittens, so that's an insult. #3073
Then, it all becomes but an amusing log to read for kicks at a later date. #3075
I don't like that crap. #3078
We don't play games... #3082
We just kick ass and chew bubble gum, a lot more the latter... #3083
No, the Legionnare works outside the organization to allow for deniability... #3085
This is like the end of Apocalypse Now... in that we worship ChrisReid... #3086
The GOOD Napalm quote... #3087
Oh Had, your my hero... but put on your FRICKIN UNIFORM. #3088
Gentlemen... we have all taken part in the guilds largest operation to date... and it has been successfull... DAMNED succesfull... #3089
I also done you, Nut-Boy, the power to give DM comissions... #3093
Well... I know your somewhere between 10 and 13, you're INCREDIBLY immature for your age... you're arrogant, egotistical... you like to play dress up. #3094
Cheese. #3095
there are male porn stars? #3096
Do people always catch me on bad days by chance, or do I just always have bad days? #3097
Well, in theory it'll only take one week, laws of probability and all... \/\/ROD #3101
\/\/ROD #3102
Not if they're all by Barrie Almond. #3103
I feel so clean. #3104
Wow, Chris is sounding more like me every day... #3106
Mental note, have lost all respect for Dund... #3109
My eyes are aways red... #3111
Oh. Mine comes from a series of painfull laser things. #3112
Left eye, what ever did you think? #3114
Wow, Delance syndrome in Dundradal, I'd rather we just have him put down than attempt to fix him a la Kelvin. #3115
Yeah... it's the "Boomer" of news servers... #3116
Well... there are two mindsets there... actually this week the ng has been idiot-free... #3117
Then I'm sorry, if you're not an ace, I withdraw the offensive remark. #3118
Wow, we didn't do ANYTHING w/out me? #3120
OH GRAP #3122
so Bob Hope doesn't retire until 2154? #3125
Wow, we use lots of real animals... used... I so miss it... #3127
Wow, can I come? #3128
I decided to grow a goatee, but I haven't figured out how yet... #3129
I just want to be able to say "Give my regards to oblivion"... #3130
Speaking of which, when do I get to meet the girl of your dreams? . #3131
Clever reference to Byydo, or just a thing people say? #3132
Former Kelsan president Twai Knei is an 'old acquaintance'? #3134
Yes. Yes you can. Want to be a Brigand? #3135
Well, I'm gonna ta graceland, by which I mean downstairs... I leave control of the \/\/ORD in the hands of the Hadribrain collective... #3136
Okay, scratch them as being Brigands, Hades... we will have a new position, 3 slots, Hadribrain Hadrian, Hadribrain Brain and... somebody else... #3138
Johnny!!! Yip! #3140
Yeah... if I was that taco bell dog, I'd say things like Yip, probably... #3141
* LOAF likes the fact that his name was used... #3145
Yeah... thats what I don't like about WC... your wingmen don't starve when you don't feed them... #3146
BYYD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #3148
\/\/ORD, HadriBrain #3149
Therein, a cross between rabbits and seals is a good idea #3150
so rabbits can breed like seals #3151
Heh, I wish he'd stayed evil... #3153
"Whaddya call a pair of traitors to the WC community? Kelvin and Hobbes." #3155
It's funny becasue the W is bigger than the entire ORD... or it's not funny... which is probably the case... #3157
No, the world rocks less than before, thus causing a fake pretense of rockage in the unaffected but not particularly comparativly rocking WIn98... #3158
Noted, logged, classified and... the other one... #3159
Oh, we convinced him that Fox^Mulder took over #WIng-Commanders in an attempt to frame us... #3161
Oh, okay, as long as its CR. #3162
Is funnest a word? #3164
I must get like 5 "DO YOU HAVE THE X from WCX??? I NEED it 4 A PBM!!!"'s each day... #3167
I'm glad I convinced him to hate me... #3168
I saw it at the store today... how odd that I should remember that... and note it, in fact... I told my brother "Hey look! It's the Mulan soundtrack!" in a very non serious manner... #3169
I'll be in school for like... many more years... #3170
That's either disgusting or amusing... #3171
Sure... we can bounce things... #3173
A moon pie... #3175
Dieu! #3178
No, we're trading explicit pictures of ace... #3179
Heh, don't fuck with the Hubble Space telescope.... #3181
Forever... #3182
Or, we could go to #LM-Guild and party like its 1995... #3183
Did you say 'McTaggart'? #3186
He said that wind, fire and water shall soon converge to create an alliance of power... #3188
I usually just rename people 'Nut-Boy' and then assign them a number... #3190
I... love yo... nevermind... #3191
Hmmm, mental note, stop pretending to be a 16 year old girl interested in ace... #3192
You saw Starship Troopers, right? Okay... remember at the end... they prod the Brain Bug... with a prod... That's why Byydo's not here... #3196
Wow, I've gotte a lot of the Vega campaign down to the hour... #3197
Tcha, tcha, tcha. #3200
Heh, well, I'm sure that we'll have a position open for you if you'd like to join what we're doing... <G> #3203
Being the allmighty god of WC news I know stuff like that. Uhm... it's been mentioned in a few articles. #3204
scomilar #3205
Yeah, I think that Bandit LOAF was the only person ever to play proving grounds... #3207
Out there <G>? #3208
Good job. You've more of a spine than I <G> #3209
Heh, Scraprogh... #3211
Informal poll? #3213
The newsgroup is the best place for intelligent WC discussion... #3214
people who don't use punctuation are dumb lol #3215
Large Timid Mouse? #3216
Ooooh, you freaky aolers... U want 2 IM me? lol! #3217
heh, Pinpoint, for the love of small kittens and daisys, Akk, be a bit less obvious. #3218
Hehehe, have you whoised him? #3222
Still the man of my dreams... #3223
It was a better time then... a time when men were men... #3229
::CUT TO, BATTLE DAY:: FADE OUT #3230
Brings new meaning to the comment 'do the man'... #3232
The one is but three in the form of one... #3234
Which is, how shall I put it, his worst fear? #3236
Was that a faux-pas, or was it intentional? #3237
We weren't talking about you Akk... we were talking about... hmmm... Princess Diana... and, well... now she's destroying... uhm... that country she's from... So... uhm... it would have been better if she'd just died in the car instead of in the hospital... wherein one EVIL doctor took blood samples... blood samples later handed over to one particularly evil sect of Trelane's commie nazis... #3238
Boy-o? #3240
Quote frmo the good book, it shall see you through... #3241
Some would say that I was a God... some who worship me... #3242
I'd like to believe that, but one of us sold him out... #3244
Well... not to be cliche'd, but... Wizzy? #3245
Wizzy is a bastard... #3246
No, SirZeus is that guy Akk pretends to be when Akk is away... #3248
Ja ja ja... #3249
Chris McCubbin returned... #3250
I need you... to fill in for me when I go on vacation for a few days... next month or this month or something... #3258
Hey TS, what are you talking about? #3259
ChrisReidianity... #3260
Chris didn't play UO, did he? #3263
ace, my man, if you buy UO, and I keep talking in this cool slang, then I too shall buy UO,... #3264
Oh, whatever, like I had a point... #3266
so I can point to UO in the store and go "MOMMY! MOMMY! I WANT THAT! BUY THAT FOR ME!", and then hit the left half of my brain for calling Mr. Right 'Mommy'... #3267
You missed... generations of wonder... #3274
You missed... generations of wonder... repeating themselves #3276
nuttinMuch #3278
Darek Smart?!?!?! YOU BASTARD! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D MENTION DAREK SMART! I HATE YOU!!!! Oh, wait, I'm civilized and I don't care... #3279
301 774 5854 #3280
Graet... #3281
Wow, next week, that is just so cool... #3282
Yahtzee! #3284
Oh, so we have a cool ass excuse to kick Iraq around a little more? #3287
Oh, does Hades know what we're talking about? #3288
Because, you know, it might come up while they're watching Armageddon... #3289
Origin decided they like Chris 'n I, so they're giving us a ship of our own... #3291
Uhm... the MIdway 2? Chris is Wing Commander and I'm Junior Vice President... #3293
assuming you die between now and next week. #3295
So, if you really really want it named after you, I suggest in the most polite manner that you
<bleep> off and die. #3296
Speak of the Devil, Hardian and Akkbar... minus the devil... #3297
No! Mr. Right is neutral... #3303
people who don't recognize my god given right to be better than them deserve to die... #3304
Tee hee. #3305
Crid, thou art lagged. #3309
If I was Adam Foshko I'd get all the girls... #3312
Tchjeeee! #3313
took care of my kitten... #3315
Eels kinda rock... #3318
wb CR, yer kickin some Raptor based ass... #3319
No, Eagle is here:/ #3325
Anway, we've probably got bigger fish to fry.. #3326
Its funny, AND sad... #3328
Don't tempt Dan with words his young mind might find appealing... #3329
\\`ORD #3330
Hmmm, stlouis est tre lagged... #3331
If I can fit it into several billion conversations will you give me... two shiney nickels? #3332
Oh, don't worry, I know where the Concordia did last summer... #3333
Yeah, young and nude... #3337
I hate... power... #3342
Oh, I was hoping for the girl kind of person... #3343
It did, but I didn't say it, so we can't put it in the book... #3344
Its probably a Chris thing... #3348
Yeah... its odd... we hear "the MP is gonna prove that FS is better than WC! HAHAHAAH! YOU MORONS!" for like 5 months... and then we get "Oh, well... the MP doesn't WORK, but at least we've got... the single player game!" #3349
Erm... I guess we were all alive in 198whatever... #3350
Yay, somebody got ye olde bad pun, and we can go forth to make bread and feed our party, which apparently includes Lara Croft... #3353
Oh, just nevermind, nobody understands me but my woman... by which I mean 'nobody understands me'... #3354
Oh, nevermind, just nevermind... #3355
Okay, Dunds gone, we can talk about all the secret projects we want... #3356
I could go to the Reid system... and be Ben of Reid... #3357
No, I just like saying things... #3359
* LOAF has to learn to drive ASAP:/ #3363
Hehe, boats are cool. #3364
Eck, I can't believe that NeoDevilBane guy credited me for that timeline at the newsgroup... #3365
whereas I'm working on the amazing timeline that will change the way people think about timelines I make... he's just giving me bad PR with his weird stuff...<G> #3366
Anyway, Chris, to preserve WC's future, I need you to do something for me... can you, like, cure cancer before the end of the year? #3367
Okay... I'll eliminate the brazilian rain forest, Chris, you do the cancer thing... #3368
Hehe, this is so cool, it's like watching me unfold... #3369
I should say something witty... then Chris will paste it in the other channel for processing later... #3370
Back... soon... g'night to everybody if I fall asleep on my way to get a drink... #3371
Err, hang in there Chris... in my experience everything turns out good eventually... #3372
Yay! Now you can regale us with witty commentary... #3373
Love is so overrated. #3374
Sleep is a waste of time. If we weren't forced to sleep, we'd get so much more stuff done... we'd be like robots... without the laws... #3376
Hmmm, I wish I could get away with shooting at my neighbors on holidays... #3377
Anyway, lets make ten billion copies of the Book of LOAF, so as to insure that it'll still be around in the year 3000 when people will speak of us as if in legend... of course they'll spell our names in odd ways, like "Kryed" and "Lhoef", but it'll still be pretty cool... #3378
Dash, so I, theoretical person A, can't break the ribs of all the other contestants, so as to assure myself the 50,000 dollar prize? #3380
Anyway... when we last met, I was trying to get Scotland and England to fight a war... if you, a British person claiming to be from 'Britain', slaughter, oh say... half a million to 750 thousand Scottish people in the name of your leader... Hmmm... up that number to 2.5 million, and do it in horrible violent gory ways... like hang them by their intestines and such... #3382
If Chris' life were completely boolean, giving him the choice of only talking to Celina or doing agwc stuf