Created
April 16, 2016 20:03
-
-
Save anonymous/444827c0ae00b203f2c5c568e6bb874f to your computer and use it in GitHub Desktop.
This file has been truncated, but you can view the full file.
This file contains bidirectional Unicode text that may be interpreted or compiled differently than what appears below. To review, open the file in an editor that reveals hidden Unicode characters.
Learn more about bidirectional Unicode characters
| http://trelane.hamtwoslices.net/index.php?random=20000 | |
| Ishe. #1 | |
| I dunno, less than one, really. #2 | |
| 12! #3 | |
| 17 <G> #4 | |
| 3... that's a number I know well... 3 killed my family... I've yet to gain revenge... #5 | |
| The day I have $129 is the day I buy 129 copies of the Armada hintbook #6 | |
| Yeah... ace loaned me money when I had to have that sex change operation... #8 | |
| I had the most wonderfull dream... Chris could moderate agwc and he banned Deli... #9 | |
| Hey, the agwc page has the rare honor of being at the bottom of my bookmarks! which means that its the place I'll go most. #10 | |
| Hey... at the agwc trivia game... the only thing that counts are your stats... #11 | |
| fantacising about Akk again? #12 | |
| I had to break your fragile disillusions, but Akkbar is as much as a loser as LOAF, or possibly even that one guy who actually bought the whole Zima idea... #14 | |
| Yes... all hail loaf... #16 | |
| I want to be part of BATTLE DAY. #19 | |
| BATTLE DAY! Kick ass! What do we do? #20 | |
| Hey, when you're all powerfull, all you can do is beat the | |
| <blank> out of the weaker guys. #21 | |
| Best 2 dollars I spent today. #23 | |
| Beta than me? I'm VHS than you! #25 | |
| They could, but they don't... we can't, and we don't... Blair could have been and was, etc etc. #26 | |
| Oh hey, 6th WC1 squadron - Blue Angels . #27 | |
| No... the Book of LOAF is a holy text, and exists in a set form... #30 | |
| The book of LOAF is a step on the path to wisdom, aka wise-ness, which can be atained only if you are pure of heart, or are Chris "Stalker" Reid... #32 | |
| I don't control the book of loaf. It's just a thing... made of my wisdom... #33 | |
| Hehehe... keep kicking ass with the book of LOAF. #36 | |
| Quit screwing the book of LOAF... because if you don't, the book of loaf will screw you. #37 | |
| bingo. #38 | |
| Oooh, Brain... want to join the LOAFCrid collective? #40 | |
| Brain... I've been your squadron commander for a long hour, and I've never known you to do anything rash... but this is rash, and I'm knowing you to do it... #41 | |
| I brought a goat. #42 | |
| Hehehehe... suuure, Chris is at the top;) #46 | |
| Hey Chris, why did you ban sex? #47 | |
| Crid dissipated:O #48 | |
| I think that Chris can do anything he wants... #49 | |
| Chris gathers things in the mail. #50 | |
| Chris is a professional movie reviewer and purveyer of fine suits... don't ask me to define, or even spell correctly, purveyer... #51 | |
| its... a status symbol... It'd make ChrisReid feel good. #52 | |
| No. lets hold a funeral for Chris #53 | |
| Alas poor Chris... we knew him well... #54 | |
| Chris! Chris Reid! #56 | |
| ChrisReid is the one #58 | |
| Hey Chris, sudden realization, you kick ass. #59 | |
| Chris looks like the guy from Wonder Years. #60 | |
| Of cource you are, my Chris Reid fan club has been operational for a year, and we're the only officially recongnized Chris Reid group.... #62 | |
| Well, it was about the same time as ChrisReid became a verb... #64 | |
| Hehehe, but you thought ChrisReid had a sexy voice... #65 | |
| But I was *CLOSE*. #67 | |
| Now, put on a jacket, because it's very cold outside the channel... #68 | |
| If I had actually used the swear, that could be in the book of LOAF... maybe it can anyway... #69 | |
| crayfish suck #70 | |
| CRID stuff is GRID stuff... #71 | |
| Hehehe, we have rabbits all over the place here. And deer... and woodchuckses... and stuff... #72 | |
| * LOAF dances #73 | |
| Damn. Wait... tommorow... tommorow... #75 | |
| "I stand beween the darkness and the light.." #76 | |
| Hmmm, lets do the quotes about deathlok from the Book of LOAF the next time lok is here... #77 | |
| What? How did I do that? #78 | |
| I didn't use one, but it's nice to know its in my house somewhere. #79 | |
| No need to get physical... #82 | |
| DO WHAT? #83 | |
| OKay, Dund, yer on my people who kick ass list. #84 | |
| e! #85 | |
| I'm off to eat stuff. #86 | |
| Awww, I knew that one would end up there <G> #87 | |
| Oooh... yeah... eventually... but not now. #88 | |
| are you like a female David Downing? #91 | |
| LOAF finish WCP! <G>. #94 | |
| okay, you'll have to fix some internal stuff, prolly. but we'll se. #95 | |
| Flame Him <G>! #96 | |
| I'm gonna go get... a foot thing... brb #99 | |
| Those who seek to thrill the fringes of something... #100 | |
| Chris' Future Bandit LOAFers of America I presume... #101 | |
| G'bye, in a few. #102 | |
| get the golden dagger. #103 | |
| For the glory of Sivar! #105 | |
| Yer going to LOAF? Look, I'm experienced I know it looks easy when I do it... but its taken years of training... #106 | |
| yes, good Chrid, take care of that for me.! #107 | |
| Yeh! Go Tre! #108 | |
| I'll see you all in... the great dark... #109 | |
| Creidings? Helloaf? these are the things I say... #110 | |
| HAHAHAHA. #114 | |
| No. I'll eat a ham sandwich every day of my life. #115 | |
| Hehehe, I hate wearing clothes... #116 | |
| hearts, yes, for those of us with more than one... but chances are that if you've got more than one heart you've got some screwy genetic problem that doesn't just affect your hearts, if you know what I mean... #117 | |
| Haha... I'm sorry... LOL... hahaha... #118 | |
| HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. #119 | |
| Hehehehehe. #126 | |
| Hehehehehehe. #128 | |
| Hehehehehehehe. #130 | |
| Hehehehehehehehe. #131 | |
| Is he seeing anybody? He's just sooo cute... no wait, that's the opposite of right... forget I said that <G> #132 | |
| Hey. #134 | |
| Yeah, well I made it to h'hrass... #135 | |
| Hoorah.! #138 | |
| hehe, the only reason I ever got to hotels is in an attempt to find Crystal Clear Pepsi... #139 | |
| Hehehe, if only you knew... #143 | |
| All the important people got the book. #144 | |
| Or I'll eat your skin. #150 | |
| I didn't have any problems. And I'm magic... #151 | |
| Damnit, I'm number 8. #152 | |
| I'm scared... #153 | |
| Oh, well I'm like tinkerbell... #154 | |
| I can talk entirely in book quotes now, too #155 | |
| but at least I have priorities. or something. #158 | |
| You see.. I may hold the eggs... but he, he holds the basket... #159 | |
| Heyyy, I know crap when it comes to WC. #160 | |
| * LOAF jumps! #162 | |
| Oh good, he's kicking our friends arse too? #163 | |
| That kicks arse. #164 | |
| Yeah... like the newspapers... they never stop... except when there isn't any news... #169 | |
| * [LOAF] bites Warrior #170 | |
| loaf don't know what loaf don't know what loaf don't know... #174 | |
| LOAF est LOAF #175 | |
| Chris! Did you do the test? Are you... we... going to have a baby? #176 | |
| LOAF is ChrisReid #178 | |
| * LOAF is ChrisReid, ChrisReid is LOAF #179 | |
| LOAF is ChrisReid... therefore ChrisReid is Nacho... #180 | |
| You just don't say cool and witty things like I do... . #183 | |
| * LOAF shakes #184 | |
| * LOAF sings #185 | |
| LOAF tells everybody everything. #186 | |
| ::LOAF will always be with you...:: #187 | |
| LOAF can do whatefver he wants: he's a wonderful man. #188 | |
| LOAFs words shall be echo'd by the mighty crid... #189 | |
| Hey, I've loafed more kats than you'll ever run away from... #190 | |
| And hey, LOAFia sounds pretty cool... #191 | |
| LOAF is lots of fun. #193 | |
| Macabee... I've been there... pirates, right? I think I was smuggling brilliance or something...<G> #196 | |
| mail=darkness #197 | |
| <LOAF> I may have it <G>. #198 | |
| Me. #199 | |
| MEDALS!!!!!!!!!!! #200 | |
| That mission is a | |
| <bleep> . #204 | |
| Mmm... #206 | |
| Mmmm, female Wizzy... #207 | |
| Muchas Gatos #212 | |
| No damnit, he's my Chris... you can't have any... ...unless... you bring the skittles... #215 | |
| I will tell you the same thing my dad told me for this situation... #216 | |
| Oh my god... #217 | |
| Oh wow, yer in my squadron now, C777. #218 | |
| Yes... Nacho... TO THE EXTREME. #220 | |
| P2 had some naked woman. #221 | |
| brb guys, need a drink. #222 | |
| 40cc's Neo Scalpalamine... #223 | |
| soo, hey, Chris... how do entries get added, anyway? #224 | |
| No. #225 | |
| hehehe, we're WC fans, women will use any excuse possible to get away from us. #227 | |
| there is no irreparable incontinuuity. #229 | |
| there is no irreparable incontinuuity. go to #WingNut #230 | |
| DAMNIT, I'LL HAVE NO LAZYNESS IN MY UNIT! #231 | |
| Heyyy, the book of loaf doesn't have 23 chapters yet. #232 | |
| That's not my quote. #233 | |
| LOAF does *NOT* spread peace and wisdom... #234 | |
| You are *NOT* my arch nemesis. #235 | |
| Numbers aren't just fun and games Falc... numbers KILL... and KILL is forever... #237 | |
| null G bomblets? #238 | |
| Only Chrid can make up LOAF quotes. #240 | |
| Only members of the ChrisReid fan club get to know. #241 | |
| Hehehe, the price of eternal vigilance is free time... #247 | |
| Hehe, forget water, my family seems to have bought enough pringles to last from now till the battle of Terra... #248 | |
| Hey, that can go in the book. #249 | |
| Hey Crid, put that in the book of LOAF #250 | |
| That goes in the book of LOAF, damnit. #251 | |
| First it was radioactive metal, now cootie shots, when does it end? #254 | |
| Early retirement my arse. I know how to operate an airlock... #255 | |
| As I predicted, the savior hath returnethized... #256 | |
| Hehe... sac. #260 | |
| hehehe sac <G> #261 | |
| Sac is funny, 'cause its, you know... saccy... and I don't remember why I said it... #263 | |
| Damnit, you people scared away deathlok, JUST SHUT UP.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #266 | |
| and... I'm ready to rip out my hair and scream naked #267 | |
| I feel so self reassured. #268 | |
| yeah, I'd share a room with like you guys <G> #270 | |
| Hmmm, I prolly shouldn't have said that... #271 | |
| OH SHUT UP WARRIOR. You don't know anything about Pez, don' get involved. #272 | |
| Hehehehe. Yeah, we get lots of snow. #274 | |
| If yer not part of the solution, you're part of the problem... and that's what your club is. #275 | |
| ...and so I says to ChrisReid, ChrisReid I says... #276 | |
| What a strange fellow. #278 | |
| I'm stupid yet funny. #279 | |
| I survived a war which killed 9.5 trillion people. the world is not coming to an end. #280 | |
| Ta-da. #281 | |
| Every time I talk, it seems like I'm talking against the book... #282 | |
| 'its funny, bacause there's a 'th'...th's are always funny' #286 | |
| Today is... uhm... monday... #288 | |
| Tre! You Kiss Ass! #289 | |
| Damnit, Tre, you're one sick bastard. Count me in! #290 | |
| * LOAF sits back, listens gazes at the beautiful women, and listens to the music... #292 | |
| I was waiting for you to do that. #293 | |
| I'm gonna take a walk. BBS. #294 | |
| Numbers? You want numbers? Here's a simple number, three more carriers at Vukar. The difference between your son dying in combat and feasting with us today... #296 | |
| I want to fight... I want to shed my blood in honor, and sheath my talons on the crimson shores, or something... #297 | |
| I've always wanted to be fanatical. I figure I can start a cult or something. #298 | |
| That's Warrior, our resident nay sayer... probably writing a letter to Senator Day as we speak... #299 | |
| damnit, I am OUT. I'm tired of not being appreciated. #300 | |
| and then we'd have it all. #304 | |
| What was *THAT*? #308 | |
| 2 pounds of meat? who's gonna eat it <G>? #309 | |
| Wiz is strangely suddenly pro-Bort #310 | |
| It must be a Wizzy thing. #313 | |
| hehe, good thing you're in the word invention buisiness, or I'd flame you for that. #316 | |
| YES. #321 | |
| You'd know #323 | |
| Hmmm, naer has there been a more appropriate time to say "you want some?' #325 | |
| Your first mistake is disagreeing with LOAF. #326 | |
| Whatever you do on your own time... #327 | |
| Yer a LOAF of nothing, sicko. #328 | |
| Send a check or money order to P/O box 119329 ChrisReid Way, Crid CT #329 | |
| Cause whoever lives at 119329 ChrisReid ]Way, Crid CT NEEDS YOUR MONEY. #330 | |
| "You don't get paid to think, mister. You get paid to fly" #331 | |
| Hey Chris, you've sent me a lot of kickass mail, but the mail you sent me today was the kick assiest of 'em all... #332 | |
| death. Que va la guerre? #334 | |
| Yeah, drowned out... #337 | |
| Ben, whos sister Chris Reid was recently arranged to be married to Cuban dictator Fidel Castro, is known for his incredible sense of smell, which he often uses to aide the police in their amazing manhunts... #338 | |
| There'd be me... and I'd buy you a drink... #339 | |
| Well, I figure we could hit stuff with it.. #340 | |
| that bio was actually written in the future... #343 | |
| 7 years from now... #344 | |
| Mmm, dash, no spam for me. #345 | |
| I dunno... I'd guess random people...' #346 | |
| Speaking of which, during my little rest I found a huge piece of wood, I think we can use it in our war of the future... #347 | |
| but I come and go at will. #348 | |
| Reflections. ChrisReidisms. Pr0n. For the future... #349 | |
| 4Red,like the fires of hell, whence Akk shall go for his sucking #350 | |
| Thatfeelsbetter #351 | |
| rest, must rest, brb #352 | |
| Quelle logic: "Hey! Lets put out a demo of our game that sucks, so people will say 'hey, this sucks! lets buy the real thing to see if it doesn't suck!'". #353 | |
| and they both start with De... and have n's... #356 | |
| I don't get whats so exciting about Descent anyway. #359 | |
| Yeah yeah yeah, darkness, light, candle, stars, grey, whatever. #361 | |
| Oh hey, how long do I have to wait until I can say "My girlfriend broke up with me; if she doesn't want to build robots, that's her problem." and get it put in the book? I stole it from some weirdo who said it a few days ago... #363 | |
| I guess it's time to admit I have a problem... #364 | |
| people will think I've finally gotten a life! #368 | |
| Writing a response to that silly Midnight vs You thread. #369 | |
| Hmmm, CRCH is full of threats... #370 | |
| Oh my GOD! Who would do something like that?!?!?! #371 | |
| Its sick.. perverse... horrifying... #372 | |
| Hey Chris, do number 20 #374 | |
| Y #376 | |
| They'll be like, "hey, what's that?" and I'll be like "Oh, its Chris" and they'll be like "Oh, you finally did something about him!" because there's this annoying Chris who follows me around, and if you worship me, you have a problem unless you have my book, which he does not... #380 | |
| I bought a suit yesterday #381 | |
| if you'll excuse me... #383 | |
| Ehhy, I'm in disguise tonight #384 | |
| Anyways, I've decided to invent a lovable robot comrade for myself, and I'll call him Bill-E... #385 | |
| but there's not, so shut up. #391 | |
| well, bed. #392 | |
| Capybara Chris #393 | |
| Cool Chris #395 | |
| Cowboy Chris #396 | |
| Canadian Chris #397 | |
| Crown Prince Chris #398 | |
| Cell-mate Chris #399 | |
| Grammy Award Winning Chris #401 | |
| My god... #402 | |
| You sound like Hawk #403 | |
| Shagalicious? Just the sort of thing I'd expect Nut-Boy to say... well, at least the sort of thing I'd expect Nut-Boy to say before I found out his nick wasn't really an obscure sexual metaphor:/ #404 | |
| dash... #405 | |
| Thus, I return #406 | |
| Indeed I am... #408 | |
| we'll need the large empty text file of loaf... #409 | |
| Ahhh... but you'll watch it when they start the cycle again, right? #410 | |
| Hmmm, and it makes my color thing happen... #412 | |
| It's like having a conversation... with myself! #413 | |
| Like eating an apple, in a mirror #414 | |
| Okay... anway... it's time to get serious. #419 | |
| Serious: time with LOAF #420 | |
| why don't you watch Bablyon 5? #422 | |
| I eagerly await them, for one may contain the secret by which I might travel to the lost city of gold... #424 | |
| OH YES! That's the best news I've had all day... #425 | |
| Aye lad, but place your loafs before your akks, or ye shalt find trouble. #426 | |
| If public embarassment was a sport, I'd be number 1... #427 | |
| ChrisReid is going to teach me to fight legends... #429 | |
| the nar Reid will kill you, after I hang you by your toes. #430 | |
| Two... letter... acronyms... mean... nothing... to... anyone. #431 | |
| and when Byydo is away, all hell breaks loose... #433 | |
| in an amusing/comical manner, of cource... #434 | |
| Que the fancy music, because ChrisReid is back, and to a lesser extent because I like fancy music... #435 | |
| Kickin! #436 | |
| In the whole of history there was never such a man as Crid... #437 | |
| You guys want 'em? #439 | |
| Plus, we're setting up a puppet government... #444 | |
| We've made exciting replicas of Bearcat and ace, and plan to use them... #445 | |
| Did you know Pain travels at a rate of 350 feet per second though you body? #446 | |
| And mosquitoes have killed more people than all the wars on the planet combined? #448 | |
| Maybe we could call 'em Lesnick's Loafers... #452 | |
| Woo hoo! #453 | |
| Real people aren't named Mento... just the comically fictional... #457 | |
| Hmmm, in celebration of Cridmas, I'll make ChrisReid my Win95 backround... #458 | |
| Its an unofficial Crid page... #459 | |
| Now, I'm going to go see if Chris Reid's Cool Homepage has been updated, so brb #460 | |
| Yes, I voted no... #461 | |
| Glory be unto the crid... #463 | |
| Hey Crid, do that thing you do... #465 | |
| Liquid would taste better, ChrisReid would run even faster, Skyfox would have a cooler accent... #468 | |
| Well, not always the topic, he usually just screws normal things... newsgroup posts, irc chats, small mammals, other men... #469 | |
| Yeah! Lets kick some class... #473 | |
| passing the book of LOAF is like passing a kidey stone... not something you ever want to do... #474 | |
| Hey Chris, in the war of quotes at the NG, I remind you that you have at your disposal 12The Book of LOAF, and 12The Spillover from the Book of LOAF... of cource, you can credit me as Dr. Howard Stang... #475 | |
| Crid 12832 84th Ave S Seattle, WA 98178 #477 | |
| fortuitously? #479 | |
| C777 and TheKurgan are looking. #482 | |
| TheKurgan is a psycho, yes, but he's a Pro-Crid Psycho... #483 | |
| Heheheh... I wonder if I have a cat... #485 | |
| You got to dissect a squid? Lucky son of a kat... #487 | |
| I've always wanted to have a coma... #488 | |
| CRID!!!!!!!!!!!! #489 | |
| What's 5this color in html? #491 | |
| No, something even more insightfull. #492 | |
| Dash, Chris gave it away. #493 | |
| the triple X's are for XXX! #496 | |
| Crid! Reference The Book of LOAF, subject 'light'... #497 | |
| perhaps he will return again in 1000 years... #498 | |
| Dude, me too... #504 | |
| AHhh, when will the world learn that giant robots suck ass? #507 | |
| Yeah... anyway, Tre, since you had something to do with LOAF the movie probably, I want you to work on LOAF the soundtrack... #508 | |
| That's a kind of truck, right? #509 | |
| Eck, there's a hole in my mind... #511 | |
| Kickin, Chris is back. #512 | |
| My parents only let me buy cheap squirt guns when I was younger:/ Thought super soakers were a waste of money:/ To top it all off, we always got my moronic loser friends supersoakers:/ So now... at an age when I would benefit from having some sort of weapon, I'm left only with broken red things:/ #513 | |
| No matter what the cost, The Plan must go through... #515 | |
| Not a problem... with malnutriented individuals like Brain walking around without aways on their nicks, the world is heading for a firey hellish doom anyway... #516 | |
| datcha #518 | |
| but let me give it a shot. #520 | |
| loaf is LOAF spelled with lower case letters... #521 | |
| Heh, it's spelled malnutrified, silly. #522 | |
| do you see Delance there? #523 | |
| Therein, Delance has not yet arrived and is thus 'coming'... #524 | |
| No... they shouldn't be warned... they'd ruin our plan... #529 | |
| Hmmm, yes... we all have to be ready, for the coming darkness... #531 | |
| Better than admiring my you know what... #532 | |
| that being my list of characters in the WCIII novel... because I don't have one... #533 | |
| Hmmmm... if Nut Boy was his name... "NotBoy" would be a good nickname for him... especially if he was like a woman... #536 | |
| Afterall, it's not about who posts the most messages... #537 | |
| major. Spatchk, they're all major, and I've finally used the word spatchk in a sentance, BOL it... #538 | |
| Heyy, yer not fooling me with that full name trick... #539 | |
| Nuttin. #542 | |
| thats freaky #543 | |
| Then wagner it is #544 | |
| my school store is a little hole in the wall that makes a million dollars selling candy and drinks at incredibly high prices... #545 | |
| the school store wherence I work doesn't get anything like pastel M&M's:/ #547 | |
| lets go h'hrass that mIRC frok... #549 | |
| Which leads me to an interesting true story, which isn't as interesting as it is false... I actually said that to Byydo earlier when you weren't here... #551 | |
| As I was saying, get on your bathing suit, cause we're doing trivia. #552 | |
| Well, I was thinking, we could feed them to our mules, so as to produce an excellent fertilizer for resale... #553 | |
| Aaaanyway... #554 | |
| oh hace, sop me will you? #555 | |
| conversly the 70s will never die either, if people keep buying lava lamps... #557 | |
| the sick thing is that you typed that out... #558 | |
| Spam to agwc3! Spam to agwc3! #559 | |
| Eck, I'm all hyped up <G> #561 | |
| Some day Byyd... I'll be out there with you all... #562 | |
| *the* novels? #565 | |
| Hoo-proverbally-yah. #566 | |
| Can I post something to the NG? #567 | |
| Happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!! #569 | |
| Wow, it's the Kurgan... now all we need is Delance, Midnight, death, Warrior and some others and we can all die together... #571 | |
| It's for a school project. Except I don't go to school... #574 | |
| Was there ever any doubt. ? #575 | |
| Actually, lets pool our money and travel to the future, that way we'd be able to marvel at the futuristic super computers at affordable price before the amazing time police stop our amusing antics using their freeze-rays... #577 | |
| Damn... that's like owning one of those machines they have at fast food restaurants that makes drinks but not being able to use it because its against your religion to ingest water... #578 | |
| Doesn't this conflict with your theory about Tolwyn and ChrisReid? #579 | |
| Where can I get worms? #580 | |
| Delance has a thing for one of the spice girls...(G) #582 | |
| Anyway, this is interesting, I have to put it in the FAQ. #583 | |
| His star is rising... someday he will beat Brain... and then he'll come to us... and say those time honour words... "I have 120 dollars, and I don't know what to do. Should I take 30 with me tommorow?" and he shalt not say them once, and he shalt not say them twice... nor shall he say them thrice or quice, beith quice a wordlet or noteth... for he shall say them overth and over #584 | |
| Yes, I want a date with Crid, but first I need to go over the dates on some log entrys. #585 | |
| I could start a profitable religion. #587 | |
| Hehehe, die Warrior! #588 | |
| Talse #591 | |
| kay... #592 | |
| You better listen to the man... they don't call him the man for nothing... #594 | |
| Hey, of cource Crabs are my thing, baby... #596 | |
| I minored in BS... #598 | |
| If by 'helmets' you mean 'asses', then no, we do not sit on our helmets... #599 | |
| it's possible to go faster than the speed of light... therein, it's also possible to get a wc helmet or flight suit... #600 | |
| Uhm... planet hollywood in... LA... has a WC flight suit... you can steal it... #601 | |
| Uhm, it won't be updated until Akk gets off his ass, drops by here and decides to change all the [LOAF]'s to [Akkbar] before posting... #603 | |
| Anyway, me, Byyd and ace can call him Crid... if Dund does it, Crid has to kill him #605 | |
| If Chris beat up certain people who called him Crid. Then I could put "LOAF is certainly one of only three people in #Wing-Commander who can call Senator Reid Crid to his face" in my bio... #606 | |
| I mean... isn't it obvious that they'd have some type of ship to navigate the treacherous lava canals at the center of the earth? #607 | |
| While they've probably adapted to live in the intense heat of the Earth's molten core, lava is lava and it'll melt a moleman as easily as it would you or I... #608 | |
| Make a false-Chris... it's so morally right... #609 | |
| Yeah, I'm a Vorloaf... #610 | |
| Of cource... he has about 140 dollars left... and he's considering taking 40 dollars with him to Babbages... but he's not sure... #614 | |
| At least you can get a clear pattern of superiority... #617 | |
| Well... aren't we all stuck in the huge dome of life? #618 | |
| Akk is playing with himself... #620 | |
| gatos #622 | |
| Yeah, well, they're just little crustaceans, so you don't notice... #623 | |
| darn, I was hoping you lived underground and could summon an armada of mole people to fight in my holy war against frozen water... #624 | |
| Oh, crid off you cridding cridder... #627 | |
| Oh, crid, we're all going to die... #632 | |
| I'm happy happy joyous and stuff. #635 | |
| No... King L rules LOAF... #636 | |
| I thought I was your op, honey... #638 | |
| Are you the fat guy in the middle? #640 | |
| well, I'm going to go "play" some "quake"... #641 | |
| In sort of an anti-matter way... #642 | |
| Oh crap Crid, why the crap do you have to go around crapping out that crappy word? #643 | |
| And so it begins... #646 | |
| "Just because I'm not out there on the line every day risking my ass doesn't mean I'm not fighting just as hard as you are..." #647 | |
| * LOAF glares at Crid #648 | |
| Oh my gosh, Brain knows the Men Of Tree Slugs... #649 | |
| * LOAF_Quake is waiting for Pizza #651 | |
| Speaking of the various addons available, here's ChrisReid... #652 | |
| I've been dying off at around 11 recently... #656 | |
| and like over 18... I guess computer game people have sex with eachother there or something... so we'd actually have to sit outside and harass people we think are with Origin... #659 | |
| Oh, Lesnick's Lwordcomingsooners... #660 | |
| Defiantly... #661 | |
| Oooh, can we do it together? #662 | |
| And Crid is like seven... I spelled out seven to make it sound more respectable... #663 | |
| Makes water taste better... makes women respect me... makes dogs follow my commands... #664 | |
| 3:30 fer you, Crid #665 | |
| Yes... Surprises, Cridisms and Pr0n... for the future... #667 | |
| Yepp... #668 | |
| evil comes in many forms, but it always starts with De and is 8 characters long... #669 | |
| Default #670 | |
| You must reach an understanding. To understand. #671 | |
| Surprises. ChrisReidisms. Pr0n. For the future... #672 | |
| Swing LOAF... #674 | |
| D proverbally ash... #675 | |
| Chris was born in 1881? #681 | |
| He looks sort of... like the guy from the wonder years... #683 | |
| Hmmm, so Chris is like a mini-you... #684 | |
| We are all LOAF #687 | |
| 312?! My god, mine's only like 33... #688 | |
| Hehehe, 4 year olds are playing with my 486, and screaming for help every 5 minutes. #689 | |
| an edition of mIRC for the book of LOAF... strangely appropriate... #690 | |
| Now all we need is just ace, and we can all die together... #691 | |
| I guess those are both suspects... in a little game I like to call the game of life... usually I don't say the 'the game of' part, though... #692 | |
| Hehehe, the road to hell is paved with good intentions, and your intentions right now are *VERY* good. #693 | |
| They have vending machines? #697 | |
| Ooooh, I'm not as much sexy as I am French... #699 | |
| Awwwww, you really do have the worlds greatest job... #700 | |
| I dunno, did you see the movie V? #702 | |
| That was kinda funny... #703 | |
| * LOAF salutes #706 | |
| Awww, Chris, if they kick you out of agwc, there's always alt.food.peeps #707 | |
| .... #708 | |
| If that's not circular logic, I don't know what is... and if I don't know what is, that is circular logic... #709 | |
| If you use the Crid principle of name shortening, GO should be Gold... #710 | |
| Chris: It was pretty kickin kick assy... #711 | |
| Is it a Wizzy thing? #712 | |
| Especially when they're like woodchucks, and they explode if you push on them a lot... #714 | |
| Hey... let the record stand... that I am NOT quitting over some pathetic Borton issue. I am quitting because god-all-mighty Akkbar is a moron. #716 | |
| Very impressive colonel, but I'm afraid I did some recon work of my own... #718 | |
| Hmmm... you want to hear something horribly sickening? #719 | |
| Yer a FBLAish guy Crid, how do competitions work <G>? #720 | |
| Even thrice convicted war criminals? #722 | |
| We quashed it. #723 | |
| NOTE: LOAF comes! Close all doors immediately and all stations make combat clear! #724 | |
| merci dieu, what's the word? #725 | |
| Who FBI's the FBI again? #727 | |
| Graet #729 | |
| Oh yuck! I've got ChrisReidance all over me... #730 | |
| prolly crid.. #733 | |
| Sorry Warrior, it's a different task now... #737 | |
| <LOAF> death walks among us... #738 | |
| <LOAF> for I walk in the shadow of death... #739 | |
| Ever want to strangle yourself but you don't know why? #743 | |
| Its been a long day. #744 | |
| Ha! Chanserv once again elludes death... #745 | |
| Mmm, a place where death exists between Chris and LOAF... #746 | |
| I'll assume your shape and form...while yer gone. #748 | |
| Heheheh, you have a clear grasp on the truth... #749 | |
| Oh well, go with Sivar. #751 | |
| Hehehe, this is a good time to say something stupid like 'good thing you're on our side!' #753 | |
| <LOAF> Lets get some order in here. #754 | |
| DIBS! Got dibs. #755 | |
| The LOAF novella was a tacky romance novel that was just retitled... #758 | |
| Blair is 44 #759 | |
| I hereby label the... Delance 2. #767 | |
| shower or something. #769 | |
| in coordination with Akkbars wife, David #770 | |
| 98! #771 | |
| You miss nothing you sharp, sharpe guy... #772 | |
| normal doritos... I could eat about a million and a half of those, but 3d ones are just like suck times suck times suck.. #773 | |
| But alas... #774 | |
| Well yes, back then I was much more into una-bombing than I was WC... #775 | |
| Yep. And I'm Ben Lesnick, also of the newsgroup. #776 | |
| Akkbar=Ackbar=fish. #777 | |
| As commander of your trivia squadron, aww hell, Crid could help more. #783 | |
| one sex? not without any women in here... #786 | |
| WOO HOO! #787 | |
| I was always with you. #788 | |
| Hmmm, in this freaky made up fantasy I suppose it did. That, and the amazing powers of... uhm... ESP... #789 | |
| WCHSupdated! #793 | |
| which is what makes your tragic love story all the more tragic... #794 | |
| It's like Titanic, except without the boat... so it's really more like Waterworld... #795 | |
| you have to be some sort of creature of the light... #797 | |
| Cause I'm a firm believer in the Wizcam. #798 | |
| night bird! #799 | |
| Of cource... that's always been your way, hasn't it Hades? Getting beaten up by Lobsters... #802 | |
| Garcias, what's the name/password? #803 | |
| Wizzy, you're as intelligent as your sister is attractive. #804 | |
| Awww, we love me too... #805 | |
| Ahhh, I'm no Spil-lover... #806 | |
| Hehehe... I remember back when WOG and WCIII had just came out... #809 | |
| Oh, quelle faux-pas... Chris doesn't 'live' at all... #810 | |
| Cue the friends theme song... #811 | |
| Oh hey, Kelvin, I have a buisness proposition for you. #815 | |
| Hmmm... makes sense... #817 | |
| noreason #824 | |
| No, no, sorry, but you da man... #827 | |
| Red... a whole new paradigm... #828 | |
| Am I too 'risque'? #830 | |
| I read that book... #832 | |
| it was just all this religious crap. #834 | |
| And people who aint us? They da mans man... #838 | |
| Or whatever the female for of act is, actress #839 | |
| Hmmm, one of the people in yer class looks a lot like Hillary Clinton... #840 | |
| Oooh, I always knew Chris was synonymous with economy... #841 | |
| or we could just do it online right now... #844 | |
| Yeah, we kicked him out. #846 | |
| Speaking of which, what's the deal with the /ChrisReid directory? #847 | |
| As web guy of the FBLA I am charged with many duties... first and foremost of which is the protection of the fronteirs of our galaxy... #848 | |
| Wait, president of what? #849 | |
| lemme go get a sandwhich. #850 | |
| stupid WCHS, I hope it chokes on its own bile. #852 | |
| And So I Begin #853 | |
| I mean... if I wanted to invent a scale for like measuring quality of stuff... I'd call it the LOAF scale... #856 | |
| Sam gave me his copy of pascal and the version of LOAF the program he made for Pascal is there... hmmm... #857 | |
| Then we can... put it on CD's and sell it to people at the convention the year after. #862 | |
| I guess at least I never asked for info about my Oiuja board... #863 | |
| freaky, now I can look over weird past-crid stuff. #864 | |
| Ooooh, you posted to a warez group. #865 | |
| Awww, Chris, don't go, come with me to bug Dan... #867 | |
| *SAAB* nobody likes me... no wait, that's "Nobody likes SAAB", where SAAB=Space Above and Beyond... . Anyway, I completley agree, they were prototypes. Y rather than X, though... #868 | |
| There are lots of Books... 12The Book of LOAF, 12Spillover from the Book of LOAF, 12The Large Empty Text File of LOAF, and Arthur C. Clark's Rama books... #869 | |
| one who walks with gods you might say... #870 | |
| Nut! #872 | |
| Nothing truly contradicts. #873 | |
| there's always an explanation. #875 | |
| I microwaved my underwear once #876 | |
| Hehe, you don't play an instrument. #878 | |
| Edward goes in the "good" pile. #879 | |
| Particularly if the misspelling of your name is right under your title of Editor... #880 | |
| 2400:/ #881 | |
| My rapple has a 300. #882 | |
| erolsfilterspam! #883 | |
| Now, what are you thinking? #884 | |
| Hehehehehe, they make you get passport photos in your freakish countries? We just have to gun down the mounted police on the Canadian border if we want to leave the country... #886 | |
| Hmmm... that should read apple... #887 | |
| That's not appropriate for children under the age of 8, who might swallow the small parts... or the elderly... I dunno what they'd do, though... #889 | |
| "Thanks to our limited intelligence..." has to be the most quotable line from WCP... #890 | |
| Yeah, but that was more of a compliment. Of course, the ever Criddish Crid pointed out that the original post was a compliment too... #892 | |
| Watcha doing capitalizing his name? #895 | |
| Yay, Crid! #896 | |
| Lets just say you're 'in'... #898 | |
| Crid ChrisReid. #899 | |
| My god... I'll have to... I'll have to... ban him myself #900 | |
| Well, answer me this... #902 | |
| Tis mimicry, so that I might protect myself from animals that won't eat you... #903 | |
| So... I guess it'll be something like "This is a constitution.' #904 | |
| 1) It is the manifest destiny of those members and special operatives of LMG to speak in Olde English (henceforth referred to as OE) whenever they want, should they chose to do so. #905 | |
| Number two... #906 | |
| 2) Ammendment one is henceforth null and void, except for the part about 'manifest destiny', because that sonuded cool. #907 | |
| number three... #909 | |
| ahh just gimme a pepsi... #911 | |
| I think we need to draft some ammendments to the Loaf's Merry Guild Constitution #912 | |
| I'm gonna go play Wc1, and I'll return when no shadows fall... #913 | |
| Oh... I see how you can interpret my actions to indicate nickserv, but I assure you... you're wrong, your family is wrong and your friends are wrong... #914 | |
| You're living in the past Crid, quit living in the past #915 | |
| Well... somebody's got to go over there and get him... I nominate you... #916 | |
| I dunno, we can do the litmus test for ops in here. #917 | |
| I use the word whacked because I can... #919 | |
| I didn't know the Broadsword looked like a giant turd with wings... #920 | |
| Chris Reid's not here man. #921 | |
| The Aces suck man. #922 | |
| Do you post to alt.games.wing-commander and are you not Delance? #924 | |
| EWWW EWWW EWWW EWWW, somebody blamed something I said on Gerthein. #925 | |
| Nah. I'd just have to drive like 20 miles and go into their cruddy little hole in the wall and look at the homemade computers and pay some guy who doesn't understand the tab key again... #926 | |
| I guess they can test for PH, perform karyotypes (bad Paladin joke!) and test for the prescense of ChrisReid/Crid molecules... #927 | |
| 26 seconds... dieu... #928 | |
| my sensors detect the prescence of a Nut-Boy! #929 | |
| Crid, yer life does revolve around Wing Commander and you do post to the newsgroup too much. As for Kelvin, good point, I won't reply to him if he posts something like that again... but maybe I should keep this thread going, afterall it's cool to have a thread with my full name in the title... hmmm... thread... how do you keep a thread... ooooh, yeah, the Excalibur sure could kick the Dragon's arse, right? #932 | |
| Welm, goodnight, wish me luck... #933 | |
| Hmmm... people are always accusing you and I of pretending to know everything... but in actuallity I don't claim I know anything... therein I must know everything, right? #934 | |
| Simply brilliant, Gerthein. This goes in my collection of posts to save... #935 | |
| Houston, we have a problem... #937 | |
| Reflections. ChrisReidisms. Pr0n. For the future... #945 | |
| The price of book one is simple -- your soul. After that, it becomes much more expensive... #947 | |
| If Akk talks, just say Cheee! . #948 | |
| Its full of a) People who work for loser companies. b) People who are obsessed with people who work for loser companies and c) Delance;. #949 | |
| Okaygood. #951 | |
| You people are as bad as newsgroupies... #952 | |
| I eat the potate in the pool 'cause I'm stupid, or something close. #954 | |
| Je parle francais un petit peu, or something close to that. #956 | |
| Here, the Nut-Boy will now reprint it in full... #957 | |
| Well, load-of-crud. #958 | |
| A dig? No, just a humerous observation. #959 | |
| April 19! That day kicked. #961 | |
| No clue. #962 | |
| C777 went crazy. #963 | |
| We had to take him out. #965 | |
| Cridene, you missed an important Loaf Knowledge Unit, or LKU... #970 | |
| Hehehe, this would be like the perfect time to kick you and say 'mine too', but that would just be soo cliche'd... #971 | |
| Oooh, the Mantu, I'm shakin in my boots, they'll peacfully survey me. Stupid kats... #972 | |
| If there's one thing I've learned in my time here it's that ChrisReid is always right. If there's a second thing, then it's that you should never listen to rumours... #974 | |
| So, I'd assume we're wherever you put us... #976 | |
| I'd assume 'he' was a starfish... #977 | |
| We got Dear Johnnied #978 | |
| Akk? 18? Reckin' he's round 11 or 12... #979 | |
| Chris? He's not 17... he's like 117... #981 | |
| Ever piece of mail I got today was from Chris... #983 | |
| but its really more like yellow ketchup #985 | |
| Hmmmm... today... today... the day of days... #986 | |
| You hope that? I usually hope for things like world peace and money... #988 | |
| Speaking of news, when do I get yer news? #989 | |
| Oh yeah, I wanna see you reproduce asexually then. #990 | |
| You should have just noticed things... #991 | |
| but nooo, you can't be a paranoid freak like Warrior. #992 | |
| Hmmm... but Delance has a collection of fine jewlery... #994 | |
| which, in my humble opinion, is worth more than Gerthein's two bit conscience. #995 | |
| Dash, but I doth suck. #997 | |
| but, I guess its a toss up between asexual reproduction and actually impressing a girl, so you've got to make the call yourself... #1000 | |
| Hehehehe... one of the like best quotes is from that book. "They hung in the air just as bricks do not" or something to that extent. #1002 | |
| Chris, you know where that goes... #1003 | |
| Yeah, it just goes to show you that Hamill's wide range of acting ability can make him anything from a young emotionless fighter pilot to an old emotionless fighter pilot... #1004 | |
| Yeah... I want to be the monopoly guy... #1006 | |
| I can't even begin to tell you what's wrong with that. First off, females do serve on warships. #1008 | |
| I have to go and give a speil about how everybody should join the FBLA. #1010 | |
| speil is of cource German for 'large fish'... #1011 | |
| two people so far have listed every Confed officer from the WCP guide. #1013 | |
| Oh... #1015 | |
| <Wizzy> Wiz! | |
| </Wizzy> #1016 | |
| WCHSthing. #1018 | |
| I think the movie will spawn baby frogs, which will... hmmm... grow up... #1019 | |
| Erm... open yer WCP map. Lower lefthand corner... #1021 | |
| if I could just wake up Crid... <G> #1023 | |
| theoretically... #1024 | |
| Hmmm, I'd say something witty, but without Crid, there's no Book... <G> #1025 | |
| Wow... a kinder, softer, gentler Gerhein Boersma. #1028 | |
| A pookie is like a fired clay bowl you use to make more clay bowls... #1029 | |
| I have no idea who that is. #1031 | |
| This I have, nay, earned, the right to do whatever I just did. #1033 | |
| ...over the rainbow... #1035 | |
| Awww, I don't hate you any more than I do Delance or that Gerhein guy... #1036 | |
| . #1037 | |
| Wait, I mean ChrisReid or that Byydo guy. #1038 | |
| I am the very model of a modern Major-General, #1039 | |
| I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral #1040 | |
| how can you have a continuity if what you have is not continuous? #1041 | |
| Chris should be back within half an hour #1042 | |
| * LOAF breaks out the chimpaign #1044 | |
| which stands of cource for Loaf's Happy 200 Page Change Request Form... #1049 | |
| wow, spelling. #1050 | |
| Yay! Chris is here! Chris is here... #1051 | |
| yes... 'we' do... #1053 | |
| as thus, I don't recognize him, since I can't dream without sleeping... #1057 | |
| NO! Ace holds the record... #1058 | |
| THE DAY #1060 | |
| You're an idiot. #1062 | |
| Damn, my house sucks #1063 | |
| ChrisReid has been idle 8hrs 49mins 36secs, signed on Fri May 01 02:43:40 #1064 | |
| EEEE #1065 | |
| 1300... amazing, since my favorite number is 101... #1066 | |
| I have an interesting trivia question too #1068 | |
| it involves SHUTTING UP. I dunno why I needed to say that... #1069 | |
| he is a vorlon... #1070 | |
| Hmmm, take the words 'damn' 'way' and 'no', put them in order... #1071 | |
| or a guy... #1072 | |
| State the difference. #1073 | |
| well, trust me. Hey, have I ever lied? #1074 | |
| Well... we'll all be in the drak when the drakh war starts, if the drakh war starts, what the hell happened to the drakh anyway? #1075 | |
| mayhaps this is better... #1076 | |
| wnot wtoo wrare #1077 | |
| damned flag people... #1078 | |
| or is it a broad label for general dislike, a la 'Delance'? #1081 | |
| I mean... oooh, wow, multiplayer, wow, that is SO Wing Commander: Armada. #1082 | |
| rama-rific #1084 | |
| Once. #1087 | |
| How was... that thing you did today? #1088 | |
| Oh hey, Crid, Warr's been spying on me... #1089 | |
| stalking me if you will. #1090 | |
| yeah #1091 | |
| I wonder if he does that when offline. #1093 | |
| Tis really part of the Cridloaf consortium... #1094 | |
| Oh, we're not allowed. #1095 | |
| HA! LIZZARD! DIE BLIZZARD! Down with all non WC companies!!!! #1096 | |
| Its amazing what they do when they find them. #1097 | |
| Land of... Delance... #1101 | |
| the original Captain Johnny died in World War II... and we used his DNA to create this Captain Johnny... #1102 | |
| experts predict that by 1969 we will have 12 colonies on the moon, perfect for family vacations... #1105 | |
| Yes, same here #1106 | |
| actually i didn't do anything today #1109 | |
| actually, today sucked. #1110 | |
| oh well, I'm off for the ight... #1111 | |
| I haven't heard anything that leads me to believe that it'll be rama-rific... #1117 | |
| I've done a bunch of posts today. #1120 | |
| Dash, well you'll be here with us #1124 | |
| A startling vision of things to come! #1129 | |
| stupid humans. #1130 | |
| Hmmmm... well... don't get her a lobster... #1132 | |
| One of my friends got me a dead lobster, twas scary #1133 | |
| <small child> But how do you find an evil nemesis, Mr. LOAF? #1134 | |
| Easy! You search altavista for no reason! #1135 | |
| Yeah, me and Chris are going to go see it later #1139 | |
| Yeah, two e's is good... #1141 | |
| Hehehe... it seems that everybody in the universe thinks they're the only person in the universe that gets the joke. #1142 | |
| the moon belongs to America... #1143 | |
| they're already an oxymoron. Nuclear crud was developed as a weapon and it ended up being used to provide power. #1144 | |
| or maybe celebraty disabled person Chris Reeves could be Chris' nemsis... #1146 | |
| but I am a natural leader... #1147 | |
| aaaand thus I set aside a portion of my newsgroup posts to agwc3 as my relgion dictates... #1148 | |
| just like that dog... #1149 | |
| I am [LOAF] of the Warrior caste, and for 2 years I have served Akkbar as has no other... #1151 | |
| oooh, that stupid dog, heats my blood, I'll take it out yet... #1152 | |
| Nothings new. #1154 | |
| NG... NG... #1157 | |
| NG... NG... it's enchanting. #1158 | |
| which is of cource the process by which one nuts... #1159 | |
| Hey Hades, sned Crid a copy of WC1SNES ASAP, BILTUAAL... #1160 | |
| Oooh, he's in like Seattle, Washington... or Renton, Seattle or something... #1162 | |
| Yeah, I need my daily dose of Pepper... #1163 | |
| I'm thinking though... maybe Pepper could be like a bad Forrest Gump... going around and meeting evil people and inspiring horrible things... #1164 | |
| like, he could meet Hitler and fill his head with ideas... he could be on the Hindenburg when it blows up... he could be on the Challanger when it blows up... he could meet Chris Reid... #1165 | |
| You send it to Crid, Crid sends it to TheoreticalPerson#2, TheoreticalPerson#2 sends it to TheoreticalPerson#3, etc etc... #1167 | |
| Well no, but that money goes to buying more dead sharks... #1168 | |
| And you can buy it from my brother! The drone one at least... #1169 | |
| Well... ChrisReid is as ChrisReid does... #1170 | |
| The Talking Stick? #1172 | |
| What'd I win? #1175 | |
| agreed, get somebody on it... #1176 | |
| Isn't Delance Otto Octavius? And he's not really a taco man... #1177 | |
| Old enough to know better. #1178 | |
| Oooh, hey Crid, I know what you mean, I've got the same thing going... #1179 | |
| The kiss #1183 | |
| No. #WingCommander is of the nar Reid clan... #1184 | |
| Speaking of which... Chris! #1185 | |
| cause then its funny, I guess #1188 | |
| But annyway... yeah, chicklets my sister, ChrisReid is my The One... Dana's my thorn in the side... Delance is my evil alter-ego, Hollywood is my not-arch nemesis... Byydo can be my drinking buddy... ace is my false god... Akkbar is my arch nemesis... #1196 | |
| Yah, WC is my life. #1197 | |
| Hmm... and ChrisReid is the greatest of us... #1198 | |
| Thou doth thinketh of the Joan's update, which is dated 2664... WC2 starts in 2665 according to the intro and ends in 2667 according to the KS calander... #1200 | |
| Like Chris... people named Chris are fairly cool... people named Ben are boring... people named Wizzy have an active imagination, people named Kelvin are destined to become weather forcasters, people named Nigel have fake names... #1202 | |
| Prom, ptth. #1203 | |
| would should could #1204 | |
| Yeah. Except I won't be very important. #1205 | |
| except I control everything secretly. #1206 | |
| You should run for President, then if we both win, we can sit around swapping stories about how we fought communism... #1208 | |
| and I'll be all "no, YOU fought more communism than I did" and you'll be all "you're too modest, you fought just as much communism..." #1209 | |
| dance one night... we had dances... #1211 | |
| Hey Ed #1216 | |
| Hey Dan #1217 | |
| Hey... etc... #1218 | |
| You sound prussian... #1221 | |
| Hey, speaking of which, how was the competition? #1222 | |
| If you're happy, then agents of chaos decide that I should be happy... #1224 | |
| Time to play a little game of tag. #1225 | |
| * LOAF can't wait to get some ChrisReid merchandise... #1229 | |
| I shall see you again, in a place where no shadows call... fall. #1231 | |
| I have a life. It revolves around Wing Commander. #1232 | |
| and ChrisReid! #1233 | |
| Delance is more of an evil alter-ego... #1234 | |
| Someday... when darkness falls... #1235 | |
| Everything in the book of LOAF is stuff said by LOAF in the presence of The One... #1236 | |
| (Yep, it's Easter, which of cource means: BAD RELIGIOUS CARTOONS!!!! #1239 | |
| Oooh, death... #1240 | |
| but he's not exactly the same... like this one has arms and legs... #1242 | |
| Delance is more of an evil alter-ego... #1243 | |
| * LOAF Roulette: There are so many of them... #1246 | |
| Yes, for Delance is indeed a cruel mistress... I've just been waiting to say that, really... #1247 | |
| Woo hoo! Signs! Kickin! I can put them in my locker... maybe I can start a shrine... #1248 | |
| I'm going to be... the OFFICIAL NORTHEASTERN DISTRIBUTER OF ChrisReid and ChrisReid related merchandise! #1250 | |
| But it plays all my Roulette wavs in an easy to use manner. #1251 | |
| Loaf!!!!!!!! that's me! #1252 | |
| But if I *ever* come in and demand that Tre go to #LOAF-MP3s, he'd better damned well kick me. #1253 | |
| Oh, Krid, some guy actually scored 20 on the trivia, get yer arse in gear and respond. #1256 | |
| My god... this is how it ends... in fire... #1257 | |
| You honour us with your arrival #1258 | |
| ChrisReid is big too. Very big. #1259 | |
| LOAF and Crid are very big. #1260 | |
| Criddy@id.net #1261 | |
| I'm sure the one thing that Chris would want us to do if he were still here would be to carry on the fight... #1263 | |
| You see... in my first pass... I.. .uhm.. wound him... and when I swing around again, I intend to finish the deed... #1266 | |
| I dunno why I needed to post that, but I did... so, uhm.,.. here's to the one who never will be... #1269 | |
| Crid! Query: The Book of LOAF Topic: The Book of LOAF. #1270 | |
| Chris... school? #1271 | |
| I so don't remember saying that <G> #1272 | |
| Nite? Naww, I'm off to my night job as assistant to the sub-ChrisReid... #1273 | |
| Okay, I'm off... tell Akkbar that we'll be together again in a place where no shadows fall... and that I'll hit him when we're there... hard... #1274 | |
| Chris Raid! Argh! The pain, the pain of it all... #1276 | |
| Die. #1277 | |
| Tre is a beaaautiful laaady... #1278 | |
| my own words echod through Chris got my point accross a lot better than I actually could... #1279 | |
| Now... this has lead to an interesting development... and I've talked to some people on ICQ... and they agree... we can form a cult around you. #1280 | |
| ChrisReid for president! Because we can! #1283 | |
| We are all LOAF... #1286 | |
| So... back from the dead, eh? #1287 | |
| Mmmm, abusive #1288 | |
| we're all counting on you... ace... Crid... me... Byyd... #1289 | |
| Oh, meet like two so I can have one... #1292 | |
| Hey, bad things happen to good people... #1293 | |
| and then the good people use bricks and long pieces of wood to whack bad people like Akk... #1294 | |
| Hrm, anyway... #1295 | |
| I like that Rob guy. #1297 | |
| No, we're all LOAF, I assure you... #1300 | |
| Yes you are, we're all LOAF... #1302 | |
| Just don't write them something like "I was pacific strike commandering wing commander I, II, III and IV in the Kilrathi Saga package when I saw the add for Privateer II and thought 'woah, that's the ultima in cool' #1305 | |
| People who pretend to have played Elite. #1307 | |
| You know "wow, I loved elite, it was really... uhm, a unique gaming experience!" #1309 | |
| those people suck... #1310 | |
| Damnit, you went down fighting for me... you could have done no greater. #1311 | |
| Hey otherCrid #1312 | |
| Dash it, I need a program. #1314 | |
| Mmm, death Pizza #1315 | |
| Uhm, I'm just trying to find a pascal program with an example of a binary tree... #1316 | |
| and when puppies die I become involved in Trelane's sex-for-money plans... #1319 | |
| NoClue. #1320 | |
| Hey, *everything* I do is needlessly caustic... #1321 | |
| No! We need you here... #1322 | |
| Hey Chris, me and tre are having a millerfight in #W-C... #1324 | |
| I mean... you can probably do more than you thought possible. #1325 | |
| We shall speak well of you, when you are gone... #1326 | |
| GOD NO! THE WORDS OF MILLER MUSTN'T BE USED LIKE THIS! THEY SHOULD BE TAKEN AT FACE VALUE AND NOT USED AGAINST EACHOTHER! #1329 | |
| FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, LETS PUT ASIDE OUR DIFFERENCES TO WORSHIP MILLER! #1330 | |
| AllRoadsLeadtoReid... You will get to know them. You will need more staff. The words of Miller... #1334 | |
| Because Chris told me to. #1335 | |
| No, Chris, anybody writing a report on you knows to capitalize your name... #1336 | |
| "Soo, what do you know about love?" "Well, baby, it just so happens that I wrote the book... oh, no, I wrote the Book of LOAF, not love, nevermind..." #1338 | |
| Yeah! And they'll put his skull on display at that museum that has parts of presidents... #1340 | |
| I love that museum. #1341 | |
| Hmmm... Chris is running for something... I want to run for something... #1343 | |
| No. Southern demisphere. You know, Australia, Africa, the so called 'south' America... #1344 | |
| Nuclear War I guess. #1345 | |
| No, not with them, but they'll be the unfortunate victims. #1347 | |
| Tre! Over to you... #1350 | |
| Whor! #1351 | |
| Yeah, but now there's a little article. #1354 | |
| oooh, and the 4th movie is confirmed too. #1355 | |
| The list of things that this does includes kicking ass... #1356 | |
| You know how yer supposed to have 15 minutes of fame? Asteriod had an entire day... but now it's over... #1358 | |
| Oh, helpfull hint to all you homemakers out there, Pepper the monkey makes a wonderful windows backround... #1359 | |
| rendrition? #1360 | |
| * LOAF drops his snow globe. #1361 | |
| I'm Anna Reid... #1362 | |
| * LOAF breaks his snowglobe #1363 | |
| Well, ChrisReid is a member of AOL, but he's not usually not at sector 83... #1364 | |
| Yeah, Chris is a carrion eater... #1366 | |
| Sky, be a few days dead, will you? I want to see if Chris will eat you... #1367 | |
| Oh, no, no relation to Chris... #1368 | |
| Choir concert? #1369 | |
| You're being enigmatic... #1370 | |
| Thats.... 12The Book of LOAF... and like all great religious books, I didn't write it... #1371 | |
| Well... we've all lost somebody dear to us... that does not make me special... being better than Delance makes me special. I'm king of the world! #1372 | |
| Hmmmmm.... #1373 | |
| You're just trying to get a copy of The Book of LOAF #1374 | |
| "Roger on the way. You scared the pants off of me." I keep getting weird ICQ messages... #1377 | |
| Erm, Isn't Marburg a virus? #1378 | |
| They work better without the .'s... #1379 | |
| Oh, a me thing... <G> #1381 | |
| 'ello #1383 | |
| Soo... I'm still confused as to how this mission thing 'll work. We... download parts of the game for like 2 months? #1384 | |
| Okay, wanna be my friend? #1385 | |
| No, rama-rific... its... one of those things I say... #1386 | |
| Oh, Chris, lets hire some monks to copy The Book for us... #1387 | |
| Rama wasn't cool... there were those spider things... and spider things aren't cool... well... they were, but in principle... #1388 | |
| * LOAF is still mad about cookout today being cancelled...<G> #1389 | |
| We could, except Chris broke my light when I said "WCP2"... #1390 | |
| But you were at the party... #1391 | |
| The term 'crotch rocket' is not appropriate for use by this senate subcommittee... #1393 | |
| I dunno what a FIBER-3 is, but it sounds cool... and isn't FIBER just the best acronym? #1394 | |
| Soo... this'll be a pretty sizable download? Or... lots of parts of downloads? #1396 | |
| Yeah... and now it's... still just beggining... #1399 | |
| I dunno, I always figured if I asked too many questions you'd kind of zap me and tell me never to ask... #1400 | |
| * LOAF Kosh: Never ask that question. #1401 | |
| I knew that'd come in handy sometime... #1402 | |
| WCP... is always beggining... or something. #1403 | |
| Soo... now that we're wise to your plotting... can we ask you questions about it? #1404 | |
| I'm usually happy, I'm just happier now... #1405 | |
| Of course... we're left to wonder... what is this thing promoting? #1406 | |
| oh well, sleeping under desk in light, waiting for Johnny, back later... #1411 | |
| 12. Hehehehe #1412 | |
| (::swoosh:. #1413 | |
| I have some of those hoverboards from back to the future... #1414 | |
| beggining sleeping under my desk maneuver... #1415 | |
| "Hi, I'm Troy McClure, you may remember me from such animated specials as Christmas Ape, and Christmas Ape goes to Summer Camp..." #1417 | |
| Good word, that punny... #1418 | |
| *Snif*... That's the nicest thing anybody's ever said to me. I'm putting it in my sig... #1419 | |
| Bio Section Updated - Friday 5/1 #1420 | |
| Well, I've got to go do some jpg based work... #1425 | |
| I wish I just had an encylcopedia to give him... #1427 | |
| Doh, nuts! #1428 | |
| Mmmm, tasty tasty Johnnycakes... #1429 | |
| or, I could go work on my ship list so I'll look even better when he gets here... #1430 | |
| Hmmm... we're sort of... working for Origin... #1431 | |
| he's had his license for 24 hours... #1432 | |
| Even if he drives for all 24 hours he's driven less than most people who actually drive. #1433 | |
| MUST GO SAVE JOHNNY... brb. #1437 | |
| Woulda been more interesting if... hmm... #1438 | |
| Anyway, Chris, wake up... #1439 | |
| Yo, big slice... #1440 | |
| And maybe Mike Berdos. "Hey, this new addon sucks, why don't you go play X-Wing? They're rereleased it, with 8 new colors..." #1441 | |
| Oh, and Gene Tang "Here's an interesting story to explain how the addon fits with my incredibile dream universe..' #1442 | |
| He is DEFINATLY the coolest Origin guy. #1445 | |
| dash, I have to be at school in like four hours. Ahhh, school's over anyway...<G> All the seniors are gone, which means over half my day is just me sitting around. #1446 | |
| Okay, we're all together now... #1449 | |
| I was telling Chris about your glorious success' and all:0 #1450 | |
| Johnny. #1452 | |
| Diploma Frames? #1453 | |
| Cause he's a moron... #1454 | |
| Fear not, Dund posts are the most moronic of all posts. #1455 | |
| Diploma frames! #1456 | |
| now get into #Wing-Commander and out of #WingNut... #1458 | |
| Holding steady... #1462 | |
| has the word Broad in it... #1465 | |
| NO! NO! I... I can't make it... leave me... #1467 | |
| WCHS people? #1468 | |
| Well, ever since we got married... No, me and Akkbar are good friends... <G> #1471 | |
| I object, LOAF doesn't snuck... #1476 | |
| Ahhh, either way, both sustained and overrulled sound pretty cool... #1477 | |
| Oh, that makes sense... <G> #1479 | |
| Dash it, I wish I'd said that, then Crid could put it in The Book... #1481 | |
| I'm gonna boil him alive, draw and quarter him, boil him again, chop him into little bits, then throw all the little bits on the ground and stomp on them... #1482 | |
| Hmmm... can you make these WCA episodes into high quality... video things? Or at least grab nice images for me? #1484 | |
| That Rico one... #1488 | |
| Definatly Johnny... #1490 | |
| I know. I... started a thread... #1491 | |
| Akk's entire ISP died. #1492 | |
| No, they're still out there, but they've been completely down for a few days apparently... #1493 | |
| so I put whatever backup stuff I had in my web space, and I'm trying to get various things to work... #1496 | |
| Well, it was pyrric. #1498 | |
| Crid is carbon based... which means that he's mostly... uhm... carbon... I personally am also carbon based... which means that I'm full of carbon too... just like, dare I say it, cuttlefish. Now, Akkbar wants to crush is into diamonds, but he can't... just 'cause... #1502 | |
| Does your browser not have a back button;)? #1503 | |
| Yep... #1507 | |
| that kicks ass, does it explain replication? I always screw up with DNA replication... #1508 | |
| Crudd... #1511 | |
| Unreal, cruddy box. #1513 | |
| I'm gonna take a walk, back soon... #1514 | |
| I've got the navbar... #1516 | |
| 7th battle of Munro was one of the opening (and only completed) portions of Operation Red 3 #1517 | |
| Yep #1520 | |
| Women don't wait... #1522 | |
| but the marines landed on Munro, and the concordia and Tarawa took down a furball light carrier... #1523 | |
| The Sam-based Water Cooling Equation? #1526 | |
| I wouldn't know anything about that... #1527 | |
| I know LOAF... #1528 | |
| I'm hoping... #1529 | |
| and Dund hasn't done anything... #1531 | |
| He is a bit slow though... #1533 | |
| I might have to explain. #1534 | |
| Buuut that'll wait until its done. #1535 | |
| I'm probably going to dissapear from the view of the rest of those online WC weirdos this summer so I can finish it. #1536 | |
| LOAF endures #1540 | |
| I did serve in the moronic Star Trek/Origin CZ war... with distiction... #1541 | |
| I've fought the evil which is Delance... #1542 | |
| My family is abandoning me for two weeks to go to the beach and I'm stuck at home taking care of kittens, so I'll have loooots of free time and cold pizza... #1543 | |
| tee hee. #1544 | |
| Believe the lie. #1545 | |
| Too bad. #1547 | |
| and I've been disgusted by Gene Tang... #1548 | |
| Awww, you just took away every discussion I had yesterday <G> #1550 | |
| Yeah, I idn't say it, but I wrote it down... #1551 | |
| Having played both the Freespace Demo and Ultima, I know both idiotic AND RPG when I see them... #1552 | |
| Oh good, I killed it, I feel so wonderfull... #1553 | |
| there, there's an RPG. #1554 | |
| Croyden... perhaps a bald cyborg thing assigned with janitorial duties? #1555 | |
| Believe the lie... #1556 | |
| My bet is that you were killed... #1557 | |
| Had sets an interesting precedent... #1558 | |
| Then... we must only assume that.. hmm... #1561 | |
| Hey, don't take away my thunder, that was the coolest question I've ever asked... #1562 | |
| This is an idiotic RPG thing, am I right? #1563 | |
| Power out. #1564 | |
| hey, it's loaf #1568 | |
| Hmmm... dash... it'd be better if his callsign was like GIF... then we'd have those whole graphics thing going... jpg... gif... nevermind... this is as bad as the Kelvin/Celsius thing... actually, this is much worse... #1569 | |
| That rilly r00lz!!! #1570 | |
| Akk says he's an incredibly cool and popular person who gets all the girls and has a super computer. #1571 | |
| *I* did <G> It pissed him off to no extent... #1572 | |
| Hey... tis Crid... #1574 | |
| (Well... the sun goes nova eventually... I guess that sorta destroys Christianity. #1577 | |
| Why is it wrong to pay for sex, but not wrong to pay for SubSpace? #1579 | |
| Chris has always been here. #1580 | |
| Well... we've all lost somebody dear to us... that does not make me special... being better than Delance makes me special. I'm king of the Interstellar Alliance! #1581 | |
| Well... we've all lost somebody dear to us... that does not make me special... being better than Delance makes me special. I'm king of the Drakh! #1585 | |
| Wow, it must be like old home week for... us... #1587 | |
| Oh, I just wanted to know about an FBLA meeting... #1588 | |
| I once won a water drinking contest... #1590 | |
| well, he never lists the bonus' scores anyway, so he can post the new questions and I'll give him my list tommorow... today... whatever it is... #1591 | |
| Dash, I don't remember the vortex thing... #1592 | |
| But I can find the Vortex thing, to the newsgroup! #1593 | |
| Must be a vortex thing... #1595 | |
| It's a Delance thing... #1596 | |
| well, he never lists the bonus' scores anyway, so he can post the new questions and I'll give him my list tommorow... today... whatever it is... #1597 | |
| that's like the Blair in FF thing... #1601 | |
| Yeah, that. Anyways, g'night #1605 | |
| McFlurry? #1607 | |
| I assume its a McDonalds test product in Renton, Seattle... like bacon nuggets... #1608 | |
| only a select few get to test them. #1609 | |
| Chris! Book quote! Quick! The Inconsistancy one! #1612 | |
| Plus, we could compress all the info and put it on tiny little rod things... so, I'm measureing the amount of space in rod things... #1613 | |
| lets eat it #1614 | |
| in fact, if time were circular, you could have had them yesterday... #1616 | |
| Awww Akk... you won't get on one knee for me, and yet you'd get on both for any other man? #1618 | |
| Now... thanks to recent developments in the newsgroup, I've decided to assign two disgruntled men to every brigand... Akk, I would very much like for you to be a disgruntled man... #1619 | |
| Cutlass Supreme #1623 | |
| and suddenly the universe became a little less Akkie... #1625 | |
| HELLO #1626 | |
| Taco souls are we... #1627 | |
| Carrion Minion! #1628 | |
| Allright, Chris, as UberCrid, I expect you to get the following speech to every free sentient being you can... #1629 | |
| Hmmm... you're not ChrisReid... #1631 | |
| you're a faux-Reid, non? #1632 | |
| Hmmm... "Loaf's Merry Club returns to the action! With less full motion video than any other merry club..." . #1633 | |
| "Amazing acid man found, urine analysis proves strange British person to contain an acid level equivalent to those aliens from Alien and Aliens. The post does not recognize Alien little 3 or Alien Ressurection as real movies." #1635 | |
| * LOAF leans back to have an aide whisper in his ear #1637 | |
| Oh, sorry, we do... but we don't have bones in our heads... #1638 | |
| Hehe, nah... you wanna be a Brigand? #1639 | |
| Both Acolytes and the UberCrid report to the Baron Von, who's the first level... #1641 | |
| We have Brigand positions available. #1643 | |
| Well... Brigand and SubCrid positions are 3rd level ranks. #1644 | |
| there are like 1306 quotes in the Book of LOAF #1645 | |
| It feels good... what we're doing here... #1646 | |
| Yes... we did... #1648 | |
| Kelvin says that 10 Midways will be more powerful than the Hakaga fleet. I say he's wrong. #1654 | |
| You were actually replying to Kelvin instead of something like Kelvin mentioning the letter 3 and the Dund going in to a 30 page made up description of the 3rd fleet. #1656 | |
| but perhaps it should indeed be the holy book of the Guild... #1658 | |
| We can't... fight amongst ourselves like this... we must maintain order... we can't have chaos within our ranks! #1661 | |
| Akk, I officially kick you out of Loaf's Merry Guild. #1662 | |
| No, I herein swear that X6 will be the hardest X question ever. #1665 | |
| We're just trying to be obscure. #1668 | |
| UberCrid, which has one position... and Acolyte, which is Nut-Boy and Kelvin since it was their idea... #1669 | |
| then, below the Acolytes there are ten brigands... #1670 | |
| That's all I know... #1672 | |
| That was number 2 on my list. #1674 | |
| Wow, that sucks... #1675 | |
| I almost had a fire the other day... #1676 | |
| Hmmm... in a completely unegotistical manner, yes. #1677 | |
| "You go, Loaf! Get some!" (The nicest thing anybody's ever said to me!) #1678 | |
| No life here... #1679 | |
| Hmmm... intense double meaning. #1680 | |
| so I turned on one that was off... except it was for the oven upstairs that we're supposed to keep unpowered cause we don't use it... #1681 | |
| Hmmm, its been 13 minutes... damn you, Christopher Reid... #1685 | |
| Well, he said he'd be here at midnight my time... but... he's probably here now... watching us... #1686 | |
| Well, then we both suck... #1687 | |
| I mainly like Liar, Liar becasue I need to make wav files of Captain Eisen saying "Mister Reid"... #1688 | |
| Cable Guy was good... well, imho. #1689 | |
| the power went off upstairs and I had to go to the basement to flip those switchy things... #1691 | |
| breakers, whatever they're called... #1692 | |
| Erm... involuntary transfer... something like that. #1694 | |
| Crid! Hath thou sampled mine fine list? I hath most holiliy mailethed it to thy... #1695 | |
| Erm, I'll dcc it... #1696 | |
| There's 49 or 50 ships. #1697 | |
| Wow... you are a moron. I mean, you're not even like a moron in the sense that I'm calling somebody I don't like much a moron... you really are a moron. #1699 | |
| You have to come back... it's about... the future... #1701 | |
| Hmmm... see if he got "Yar" for AS. #1703 | |
| The mother creature is sweet... #1704 | |
| Crid, put that thing #1705 | |
| Okay. Dunno why I called this your window, but what the hey... #1707 | |
| I have a little list of stuff for credit that shouldn't be shown to Johnny at the bottom... <G> #1708 | |
| Here, I'll stick my list in your window and we'll compare... #1709 | |
| qwertyuiop #1711 | |
| Norm Macdonald? #1712 | |
| Is he dead too? #1713 | |
| Generally, it being a metaphor for humanity... and... humanity being a metaphor for me... #1716 | |
| No, I just needed "That's disgusting..." in 12The Book of LOAF, don't take it personally. #1717 | |
| Well.. I get the top rank... since I'm LOAF... so I'm Baron von LOAF... #1721 | |
| Wow, ass kicky. #1723 | |
| Oh, okay. #1726 | |
| Actually, I would prefer to be thought of as an entity whos entire life revolves around Wing Commander. #1729 | |
| Well... uhm... I'd rather be thought of as Chris... #1731 | |
| LOAF a swell?! #1732 | |
| it wasn't in the book... this wasn't SUPPOSED to happen for another half a year... #1737 | |
| Ohgod, that song always gets into my mind and drives me crazy... #1741 | |
| Hmmm, ahh, to hell with being polite. Crid was completely right, moron, the actors did *not* like the non existant sets and constant refilming with minor changes of WCIII and even IV... I don't even know what the last section of your post means, though... #1742 | |
| Must, hold, line #1747 | |
| Which is of cource the edition I carry around with me under my arm #1749 | |
| If I'm really hungry I get a 4 though... figure that out... I just always get a number 3 cause my life is boring and predictable... If I'm really hungry I get a 4 though... figure that out... #1750 | |
| LOAF1 was killed in Korea, LOAF2 in 'Nam... #1751 | |
| I mean... what if he wants revenge? #1753 | |
| Isn't it weird to think that Shaun Taufiq Usman is out there... somewhere... #1754 | |
| I'm the very model of a modern major General... #1760 | |
| It's the excluse legal right of Crid... #1762 | |
| Name two Confederation ships destroyed by the Steltek drone. Hint, the first Mandarins were discovered on one of these ships, and the second is the nameship of a class of older corvettes... #1765 | |
| It was sooo hot, though, so it was painfull... #1767 | |
| I should go work on the version of The Book to publish. #1768 | |
| Wow, this seems like some sort of anti-communist government briefing... #1769 | |
| Ohwell,I'moff:/ #1770 | |
| Tell him not to worry 'cause temporary is way cooler... #1772 | |
| Did you call The One Who Never Will be? #1773 | |
| I'm a character too, I'm a rich Aussie philanthropist who's secret goal in life is to construct a solid gold diamond... #1774 | |
| I wear a monocle and a tux, and I laugh at football games... #1775 | |
| Who's name is, naturally, Brian... #1777 | |
| Oh now we're rating games that aren't even Wing Commander 'good' now? #1778 | |
| What is the world coming to? #1779 | |
| CHRIS! BETA QUOTE! #1782 | |
| "Hey... Freespace may suck, but at least the specifications I made up for the non existant Priv3 are worse..." . #1783 | |
| Now... let us thank god that what WingNuts want in WC the general people also want in WC... #1785 | |
| He's real busty... #1787 | |
| Well, I wonder what happened to both of them... #1788 | |
| Yeah, lemme open my roberts... #1791 | |
| erm... ICQ... I don't know why I said roberts instead of ICQ... #1792 | |
| Why can't I say that about sex? #1795 | |
| Hmmm, he doesn't need an ISp at all, he needs a web server... #1796 | |
| which is of course why god made loaf.pi.se... #1797 | |
| Yeah, god made loaf.pi.se, right after he made men, women, unicorns and The Earth... #1799 | |
| No, the pi is 'cause it's 3.14 times as good as wa.net... #1801 | |
| There's one in contact, and Mark Hamill played one on SeaQuest... #1803 | |
| It sucks to be me. #1804 | |
| Geordi's the engineer... #1806 | |
| Man, I'll suck. #1807 | |
| He's sort of... how do you say it... #1810 | |
| Okay... remember at the end... they prod the Brain Bug... with a prod... #1812 | |
| I dunno, I was trying to find a polite way of saying he got akicked, but what the farf... #1813 | |
| That's why Byyd's not here... #1814 | |
| Well, a group of specialists examined him, and he didn't like them prodding us... him #1816 | |
| And WCMP game guy, TIGER_SHARK! #1821 | |
| So, join up today, service guarantees having served... #1822 | |
| Hehehe... #1823 | |
| well, maybe once, I'd hit the D instead of the F and I'd break out laughing, rolling on the floor... #1826 | |
| Wow, you're an angel... in a sort of Commodore 64 manner... #1829 | |
| Boomer does still work at OSI, while taking care of his son, Todd... #1830 | |
| Oh, yeah, he's an EA freakbastard... #1832 | |
| Word association! #1835 | |
| We could shoot you anyway... it'd be funny... #1836 | |
| Well... ace... I know yer problem... #1838 | |
| you're using force powers... #1839 | |
| and... really... that's cheating... #1840 | |
| You would... #1841 | |
| I was like... "Hey, this sucks, they turned an intelligent book into an action movie" #1842 | |
| two hundred and thirty six... it might not be a number... erm,. the right number... but you want a number, that's a number, you can sleep free and easy now... #1846 | |
| Is her name K. Ramer or Kramer? #1848 | |
| Hmmm... you'd better get down to 210A Drake... I'll meet you there... #1849 | |
| We'll burn those bastards, by god, we'll burn them... #1850 | |
| we're burning those bastards, you want in? #1851 | |
| Chris... I'm shocked... #1853 | |
| you cut the quote. #1854 | |
| You put that in The Book, right? #1855 | |
| Good, ! it #1856 | |
| I heard C and C 2 would be a stupid excuse to use the pretty colors created by... uhm... colored lights... #1858 | |
| wow, if you switch the word 'fun', you're one sick bastard... #1859 | |
| So they can say "Well, we'd implement that feature, except there's a voxel limitation..." #1862 | |
| I'm hoping there's a christmas tree lighted town level... #1863 | |
| No, WCP is an excuse for a sequal to WCIV... #1864 | |
| He's off jacking about you right now... #1865 | |
| Wow, that's like Star Trek IV... #1870 | |
| Any comments/flames/dead rats should be dropped in my mailbox, ICQ being left on... #1873 | |
| It's 'Hates' or 'Nut-Boy', pick... #1874 | |
| No, he's had us do lotsa stuff... #1876 | |
| Ours is not to reason why, ours is but to stand and die! #1877 | |
| Oh Hades, you have the screwiest mail for files. #1878 | |
| Have you seen what Fralthi class cruiser he gets command of? #1880 | |
| Wow, this is turning out particularly well... #1881 | |
| so... I don't get how Netscape makes money. #1883 | |
| but neither of those products need to be bought... #1884 | |
| Eck eck eck. It's worse than any of the crap Americans make for Children. #1888 | |
| They live in some sort of Dome... how to you plan to get into the dome? #1889 | |
| As far as I can tell each episode is like 60 percent reused footage... <G> #1890 | |
| Hehehe, every episode is like that. #1891 | |
| We'll actually do more than execute, but, you know... #1894 | |
| Okay... now... our executions squad... lets see.. #1895 | |
| Anyway, we need a crude demolitions expect, a Mexican sharpshooter with a cool accent... #1897 | |
| an attractive woman who's speciality is hand to hand combat, but our leader, ie me, never believes her so I'll always be like "I don't see how you can be so good at hand to hand combat" and then she'll like kick me... #1898 | |
| I'll brief you... #1904 | |
| Good morning, and welcome to the Black Sea... #1906 | |
| As part of your training to join LOAFs Merry death Squad, you're going to need to know how to coordinate stuff with other stuff... #1907 | |
| Thus, I will join the 77nd Air Assault Wing in hitting Eagle on the back, while you steal his pocket... #1908 | |
| now, this has to go perfectly... no slip ups, people... mission will commence... now... #1909 | |
| Go, GO! #1910 | |
| Alllright... now, there was almost a... several second lag time there... we'll have to work on it... but for now, you get a passing grade... #1911 | |
| Now... Devilbane is that annoying timeLine guy... #1912 | |
| The 531st Air Combat Me will support after the initial engagement... #1913 | |
| By god, do I need to tell you what to do? Turn off sound requests and play sfx13 a lot... #1915 | |
| Damnit, he was on our side. #1916 | |
| They're making a movie now.. #1917 | |
| Plus, they redid WC1 and 2 for Win95, so they didn't just stick all the games on a bunch of CDs... #1919 | |
| Hehe, tis okay. But now your IP is odd... #1920 | |
| Well... I wish I was, they didn't get all my notes soon enough to have much affect:/ #1921 | |
| I'll mail you the Confedships, Crid... #1923 | |
| Heh. Yeah...<G> I'm gonna make update notes to the map, maybe Johnny can use them... #1924 | |
| A rollout? #1925 | |
| No, but if they make a set map for a new game... #1926 | |
| Like... an ingame map in POL. #1927 | |
| Hmmm, will you bring me back a laser? #1931 | |
| Ahhh, I want a laser pointer... #1932 | |
| I went to the store to find one the other day, but all I could get was a regular pointer:/ #1933 | |
| JohnnyMail! #1938 | |
| Stupid JumpFAQ... #1939 | |
| He wanted to know about some acronyms... #1940 | |
| He wanted to know MR and WCCCG. #1942 | |
| I guess he hasn't gotten to the TCS Paradigm yet. #1945 | |
| Wow... a guy with Razor class fighters next to him... #1947 | |
| I guess they're Shrikes... #1949 | |
| No! tell men ow! #1950 | |
| What is it? #1954 | |
| There, it'll be in the new update #1958 | |
| I'll do it when I damn well please... in like 10 minutes... #1959 | |
| Uhm... yeah... #1960 | |
| Uhm.. KVan... our server didn't crash... #1961 | |
| that was a split. #1962 | |
| Your server split off DALNet... #1963 | |
| Soo... you worked out stuff with yer ISP, or did me making the nar Crid call you just scare you back here? #1964 | |
| Remind me to fix my guns... #1966 | |
| Hi? #1967 | |
| The One! #1968 | |
| Erm... Johnny! #1969 | |
| Anohter Johnny:o #1973 | |
| Sooo... anything else you need done? People you need killed?. #1975 | |
| Chris is off at a rollout... #1976 | |
| apparently its an excuse for a party... #1979 | |
| Passenger jet, yeah... he told me what it was earlier... #1980 | |
| Challenger... however you spell it... #1984 | |
| If Chris was here, he'd do one of the circular logic quotes... #1985 | |
| Speaking of which, did you get my mail about the acronyms? #1986 | |
| Soo... anything else you need? Character backround research? Location stuff? Anything? #1987 | |
| Comms into missions... on the weekend... hmmm... #1988 | |
| Nope... Johnny might... #1989 | |
| "I have read your terran bible with its predictions that there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth..." #1996 | |
| 5The 3dfx Organization has antigravity projectors... #1997 | |
| I've got... uhm... a FIBER-3... #1999 | |
| A lot of people like to say 'Open GL', but I've found that very few have any idea what Open GL is... #2000 | |
| I have some idea #2002 | |
| Well... the real problem with 3Dfx is the cruddy name... who wants to say 'Three Dee Eff Ex' in a normal everyday conversation? #2003 | |
| Naw. If we all bought the very best tech, we wouldn't be using PC's today... #2004 | |
| But in essence... WCHS came home... #2007 | |
| He did work it out. He's back... #2008 | |
| he just doesn't have any web space anymore <G> #2009 | |
| Hmmm, you think Johnny 'll be back? #2010 | |
| Anyway, I'll ask Johnny and see what he doesn't say... #2012 | |
| Thank god. Were you in South Dakota? #2013 | |
| Wizzan Marines destroyed 90 percent of South Dakota, apparenty... #2014 | |
| Maybe it's the /\pocalypse... #2016 | |
| I'm very drinking sprite right now... #2018 | |
| Actually, now that I look back on it, Alien wasn't very good... #2020 | |
| So, just Aliens... #2021 | |
| Probably one of the few examples of a sequal being better than the original, too... #2022 | |
| and then like 2 weeks later The X-Files movie, which I apparently I have to go sit outside the theater all night waiting to get tickets for... #2026 | |
| At least, that's on my calander... #2027 | |
| An entire week of rental pizzas and frozen lasagna... #2029 | |
| the tape won't be available for a long long time... #2030 | |
| I hate to be the voice of reason, because I'm not reasonable, but who'd pirate WCTM? #2031 | |
| Now... I plan to bring a little recorder for making wav files... but... #2032 | |
| Yeah, I should go stay with you... #2033 | |
| Eag: I hate to spoil the movie for you... #2034 | |
| Get it. It might have The Hat... #2036 | |
| You know CR? #2037 | |
| Black box looks better... #2038 | |
| Yeah... buy it for me or loaf then... #2039 | |
| asT will be too busy playing the new Privateer game to see the movie... #2040 | |
| Privateer MultiPlayer, PMP... P3 is better. #2042 | |
| has anybody actually tried staying in a theater since like 1976? #2044 | |
| . even #2048 | |
| . #2053 | |
| Zello #2054 | |
| Yeah, for what? #2057 | |
| Gothri? Rave about something? People listen? . #2058 | |
| Was there an incredibly intelligent attractive guy there? #2060 | |
| Yeah... P2 should almost certainly have been an RTS game. #2062 | |
| You made a stick... #2063 | |
| so what kind of plane was it again? #2064 | |
| Does it work? #2066 | |
| Unlike Privateer 2, it can be compared to SC... #2067 | |
| Hmmm... can I have three guesses? #2068 | |
| Okay... guess one... WCA-MaD? #2069 | |
| Don't nap with the radio on... #2070 | |
| Ahhh... so in SC... you lose your memory and have to make money, upgrade your ship and discover who you really are? #2072 | |
| Oh Goth, come off it, you're Delancing. #2074 | |
| You purposefully bring back an argument we've had before and then act all hurt when I respond. #2075 | |
| explain the each his own thing, please Goth. #2076 | |
| Does that extend to me telling everybody how great my own is and the not expecting anybody else to defend theirs? Cause you did make a direct comparison... #2077 | |
| Are we supposed to not give our opinions 'cause you got your own? #2078 | |
| That's what we're talking about? #2080 | |
| God. #2082 | |
| You are so offensive. #2083 | |
| Heheheh... well... it just seems like you're... whats the word... trolling. #2084 | |
| trolling. #2085 | |
| Magic3 is just some poor flamy guy who got caught in cross posting. He's not actually any agwer. #2086 | |
| Oooh, the addon to Starcraft will have 6 new units... #2088 | |
| There's gonna be an addon to WCP... #2090 | |
| So has everybody heard about the WCP addon? #2091 | |
| I am... #2092 | |
| WCP addon... you just don't get better service than that. #2095 | |
| Don't be so defensive, I'm not talking about you. I'm talking about people at like the WCHS board. #2101 | |
| That's better. #2102 | |
| Rebel Assault 2, I was young and stupid and liked RA1, but RA2, yuck. #2106 | |
| Oh yeah, that reminds me. #2108 | |
| If there's one thing we want in the addon, it's the Double Helix. #2109 | |
| Because I want to hurt DNA... #2110 | |
| Brain: The Eurocentricity of modern art dealers, and it's affect on the market-grande... #2111 | |
| Erm... what they fricken are. #2113 | |
| That passage in the WCP manual got me all worked up. I want to know what Confed's relation is... #2114 | |
| If it weren't for that Derek guy and his band of people who follow him around to flame him, what would comp.space-sim.whatever be today? #2118 | |
| An art show... #2120 | |
| Hehehe... that's a joke, right? #2122 | |
| No, my parents won't let me get that channel:/ #2123 | |
| Yeah, alive and drunk... #2126 | |
| and he doesn't have hair #2127 | |
| but the one this week was really good... #2133 | |
| You crap me? I crap you... #2134 | |
| That was Douglas Adams. #2136 | |
| Actually, finals are great, only two to do... #2141 | |
| Except you don't have a server. #2143 | |
| Never, ever let the Brain get in the way of your plans... #2144 | |
| Dash, we were keeping that a secret... #2148 | |
| Chris is taking you on his trip... . #2149 | |
| the 5th element is Boron... I'm surprised movie reviewers didn't make use of that fact. #2150 | |
| Strontium! #2151 | |
| BTW, who's brilliant idea whas Kilrathium? #2153 | |
| A bio weapon was used on Locanda... #2154 | |
| Oh, yeah, it's blesnick@erols.com #2156 | |
| Didn't he play Data?. #2158 | |
| I'm made of meat, I dare say we all are... #2159 | |
| but... my nick has a more secret meaning... #2160 | |
| One which... for the sake of 12The Book, I shall reveal now... #2161 | |
| I vote yes, on proposition 33... #2162 | |
| Those are onotices. #2163 | |
| My nick comes from... #2165 | |
| Oh, yeah, the revolation thing. #2168 | |
| I want peanutbutter kudos... #2170 | |
| Oh, my kittens got temporary names... #2172 | |
| Maybe. Its not as cool a typo. #2174 | |
| So... uhm, if you want a kitten, just ask... #2175 | |
| Anyway, now you know the truth, and there are millions upon dozens upon 6 Origin Chat Zone people who wish they did too... #2176 | |
| Oh, yeah, your page, I wish I had a personal page. #2179 | |
| Chris follows me around and puts things I say in The Book... #2180 | |
| Oh, good point. And I've never accomplished anything, so it won't sound too egotistical! #2182 | |
| Speaking of Johnny's page, I finally realized how cool the Bearcat looks... #2183 | |
| I'm just browing thine page. #2185 | |
| Which is of course why I never meet women... #2186 | |
| Good idea... except it should have biblesque numbers... like LOAF 1:4 #2188 | |
| Now, how many of the Man-Kzin novels have you read? #2190 | |
| Wait, I'm going backwards... #2193 | |
| Ahhh... so how do the people in England feel about the game? #2195 | |
| Erm, we see Origin people mad about Priv2 being made into a WC at the last minute... #2196 | |
| were the PD people mad about it being turned into a Wc at the last minute too? #2197 | |
| Ahh, I'll move on... #2198 | |
| Yeah, it has some... intended or otherwise...:0 #2199 | |
| No clue... just sitting around waiting for something to happen... #2202 | |
| We're all happy about the WCP addon, but kinda scared cause it seems too good to be true... #2203 | |
| and personally, I'm worrying about Privateer Online... #2204 | |
| What's the middle between Quake and UO? #2206 | |
| What about you, death, how are you <G>? #2207 | |
| How's your son? #2208 | |
| ...?. #2211 | |
| Well... yes. #2213 | |
| but I'm wondering kat... with the war comment. #2219 | |
| Somebody with a 10 character password. #2223 | |
| Did the nar Crid say where he was going? #2229 | |
| <CAG> Damn you, Christopher Reid</CAG> #2230 | |
| Yeah, nobody really wants to be here, people just get stuck here... #2234 | |
| Wow, did you see that game? Sure was gamefull... #2235 | |
| Hmmm... I finally realized what the difference between you and I is, Crid... #2237 | |
| I don't use my name as my nick... maybe I should... #2238 | |
| so I'm off. Thank you and goodnight for a minute #2242 | |
| My got, Chris Reid factorial... #2243 | |
| it starts on Friday... Me 'n Si 'n company are gonna go see it after school... #2246 | |
| LTM served as a constant reminder of man's own lack of control in a society burdened by the socio-economic desecration caused by extra-spatial conflict with... bug things... #2248 | |
| That crazy General guy who got hit by the captain of the seaQuest was David Downing... #2249 | |
| I wish to own that movie on video or DVD... #2250 | |
| I'm more badass in The Book of LOAF, too #2252 | |
| Hehe. Anyway, I need the very latest copy of the Book... #2254 | |
| Who's the woman, and what's she doing to the kat? #2258 | |
| Dilgar... is such a cool word... #2261 | |
| I too have written a letter to the channel!letter... is... 4! #2262 | |
| Dare I ask what the | |
| <bleep> Neo-Introspection is? #2266 | |
| Acturally, me and Chris Reid have systems which we can point out to our friends and say, "I am there"... #2268 | |
| Tis just me and an Annoying!Chris . #2269 | |
| So... I figure I'm going to have to declare independance sooner or later... #2272 | |
| I'm hoping to use a restriction enzyme to locate and isolate the comments which Akk makes that are not bad lies/moronic... #2274 | |
| if we lose Akk... we lose our very best 'putting stuff people have said in the #WCHS topic' guy... #2275 | |
| I have some cats #2276 | |
| Origin guys have shown up everywhere today... #2278 | |
| therein, Johnny is exponentially cooler than any other Origin guy... #2279 | |
| There are 7 "new" "ships" . #2282 | |
| Voulez-vous the poster, Crid? #2284 | |
| Everything old is new again... #2285 | |
| he *IS* that stupid... #2287 | |
| we need a voice of Kelvin. #2288 | |
| trashed my torn up back pack... #2289 | |
| #2291 | |
| Dunno, I hate boats... #2292 | |
| (John Wayne voice) Unless I say he can... Master the shadows, death... #2298 | |
| What's the address for comp.sci.sci-fi.sim? #2301 | |
| Speaking of people who aren't 'getting any'... #2302 | |
| Oh, good, because that's an important part of your culture... #2303 | |
| You okay? #2304 | |
| Kentucky? Oww... #2306 | |
| Should Byyd know what we know? #2307 | |
| You can be... multimedia specialist? Demolitions specialist? Executioner? #2308 | |
| Hell of a day to be a destroyer skipper... #2309 | |
| It brings out my strong facial features... #2310 | |
| Welll, I'm all psyched about the SAT tommorow, I'm gonna go jog around the neighborhood... #2311 | |
| actually... it's not as much a neighborhood as much as it is a small dark road in the country... #2312 | |
| aaand I'll go check the surviving kitten, bbl. #2313 | |
| Well, now that the loafcrid consortium has recorded their wavs... #2316 | |
| Well... I suppose I shaln't be here much tommorow... #2317 | |
| We have our newspaper like once a... not much. #2320 | |
| In theory we should already have ours. #2322 | |
| a wow person? #2323 | |
| I suppose so that longtime Wing Commander fans don't go "HEY! THAT'S DAIMON KARNES! I REMEMBER HIM FROM LATER ON IN THIS EPISODE!" #2325 | |
| That is so Rapier I... #2326 | |
| Hey Crid, invite him? #2327 | |
| Or... we pretend to be wealthy investors... #2328 | |
| Oh god, I make a moronic comment, he's supposed to tell me it's moronic... #2329 | |
| I used to know somebody named Celina... #2332 | |
| She was no your-Celina though. #2333 | |
| I think we're all scared... #2334 | |
| it's our duty to... nevermidn... #2336 | |
| Trying to work out a cool-ass new color scheme for WCHS... #2342 | |
| I get that ChrisReid newspaper... but not in the summer... #2345 | |
| #2347 | |
| I can be the ChrisReid Listserver... #2348 | |
| Actually, this nick, ChrisReid feels like those Kilrathi transport/destroyer/carriers in WCA.. #2349 | |
| NOW I have to act all differen't like... #2350 | |
| Can you believe that there's no 24 hour donut place in my small town? #2352 | |
| I needed one last night. #2354 | |
| Yeah... I know... but WCHS isn't long for this world... #2355 | |
| Speaking of lies, horrible lies leading to the dark and damning destruction of human society, brb #2356 | |
| Then there were two... #2357 | |
| and the two insected the Earth... #2358 | |
| Who, Crid? #2359 | |
| His hiddeous tuxedo plaid visage is enough to scare kids... #2360 | |
| Yeah... because you're going on The Love Boat... #2361 | |
| Do you love boats? #2364 | |
| Speaking of Titanic, I saw Truman Show again... #2368 | |
| I love the ending... #2369 | |
| Why kick a moo cow? #2372 | |
| I for one would not... #2373 | |
| And maybe Pepper could finally meet... hmmm... #2376 | |
| 170 human lives... lost... #2378 | |
| They were still human, Nut-Boy... #2379 | |
| Going from France to that little island accross from France like twice... and going from Venice to Greece... #2381 | |
| and by god, I never plan to... I want the last 7 minutes of my life erased... #2383 | |
| bacjksoon #2384 | |
| Graach #2385 | |
| I the same! #2387 | |
| we can't lie to people... #2390 | |
| So HyperCollins is doing a series of WC books, based on the movie... #2392 | |
| the first will be the movie, and then two after that which take place during WC1.. #2394 | |
| yeah. Harper. #2395 | |
| Soo how long till I get me 'n a monkey 'n Pepper? #2396 | |
| Can you put the nar Crid in? #2397 | |
| Lucky son of a son... #2398 | |
| He's on ICQ... #2399 | |
| then we get to claim we're one huge-ass non profit organization and get one huge ass tax break. #2401 | |
| Heh heh heh, bite me. #2404 | |
| http://www.loaf.pi.se/bloaf.jpg #2405 | |
| Haven't seen it yet, Nut. #2407 | |
| Hmmm... I have no opinion... #2408 | |
| and maybe Crid? #2412 | |
| I now realize that we have to do more to save the poor baby seal's which have had their mothers killed... #2414 | |
| Oh, Johnny said he'd be here tonight. #2417 | |
| I was just a head in those other pictures...<G> #2418 | |
| Hehe. Am I the only one who think's its odd that the Freespace people hang around agwc? #2419 | |
| Yeah, you prolly should... #2421 | |
| Dash... I was hoping they would... #2422 | |
| the Lesnick system on the map. #2423 | |
| Oooh, head to head with the violation guy. #2424 | |
| Well, Marc certainly does have a God complex... #2427 | |
| Is it *THAT* hard to check? #2431 | |
| Hehehe, well, it's not really a bad thing... #2435 | |
| Anyway, I'm working out a plan to shoot Jodie Foster so as to get the attention of Ronald Reagan, who wants in? #2437 | |
| but I hate when people talk about realism in the Wc universe. #2441 | |
| Hehehe, yeah... erm, not just eye stuff actually. tis called Sticker Syndrome... affects connective tissue <G> #2446 | |
| I don't know him. But he's annoying <G> #2447 | |
| Ahh, theoretically affects all this stuff. Joints, ears <G> #2448 | |
| If we could start annual conventions... and just write the encyclopedia... then we've done our part. #2450 | |
| Well... I'd love to do anything like that. From an informal gathering in Austin to a major thing. #2451 | |
| we can get the word to a lot more people. #2454 | |
| We could get a bunch of people from here... go down to Austin for the Wc movie... bother Johnny... #2456 | |
| Ahh. Well... even if it's not a good job, it's still a job... #2457 | |
| Well... what... flight down to Austin... 2 nights in a cheap motel <G>? #2458 | |
| Actually... I never understood why you were here. I guess I do now <G> #2460 | |
| Yeah, we could ask him about a hotel... #2462 | |
| Well... you're so much more of a real person than any of us. #2463 | |
| Back from Pittsburg!:o #2465 | |
| BTW, his official site died... #2466 | |
| Ahhh dash... I'm so burnt out now though. I just want school to be over... #2467 | |
| Eck:/ most of my classes didn't do exams this time around... #2470 | |
| Ahhh, thats good/bad. I only have six <G> #2471 | |
| No, I invited Mr. Way, but he didn't come... #2474 | |
| Except AP Bio is a double period for labs and such... #2477 | |
| We have homeroom tommorow actually... return locks... #2478 | |
| He'll be there... I saw him post at some ace's board. #2479 | |
| Oh, I was in charge of screenshots I believe... #2480 | |
| Oooh, *THAT* WCHS. #2481 | |
| hehehe, youc an be NNC for the new site. #2483 | |
| Lemme thnik... there was Borton's site... the TCU... World of Akkbar... an Armada Ladder... and the jump point. #2484 | |
| And then that guy set up WCU <G> and there was much argument at the newsgroup, 'cause he stole html from the TCU... #2485 | |
| Heh, World of Akkbar. #2486 | |
| Oh wait... the Ace's Club Page too... #2487 | |
| I remember the newsgroup from... after WCIII, before WCIV... #2488 | |
| I was in 9th grade... I remember that... #2490 | |
| I remember when Academy and Privateer came out though. #2491 | |
| and the first one I got obessive about was Armada...<G> I h'hrassed the people at Babbages for like 6 hours. #2492 | |
| I was in... 5th grade... end of the year... I was waiting for some Sierra flight sim to come out... #2495 | |
| Then... second chance for WC... I also gave up on. In France a friend of mine had a pirated copy of WC1... #2499 | |
| and I spent about an hour trying to guess the numbers to get in... #2500 | |
| but I never got 'em. #2501 | |
| looked around at some odd RPG's, followed discussion at the Origin board. #2503 | |
| and he had it with him, he'd just bought it.. #2506 | |
| I didn't swim at all, just read Minasi's book and then made my mom run out and find it for me. #2507 | |
| Samcat used to have one of those... I think that's what it was... #2510 | |
| But all my friends were obsessed with <G> #2511 | |
| Hehehe... I was hooked as soon as I played WC1... used to draw the ships everywhere... #2512 | |
| I remember getting SO1 and 2 and the Wc2 speech pack. Thought it was incredibly cool that stingray swore. #2515 | |
| bought my P200 for Priv2...<G> #2516 | |
| and KS. #2517 | |
| KS... that was when I was having surgery a lot... very depressed... I swear that Yearbook got me through it...<G> #2518 | |
| Hehehe... yeah, and I was like "Ahh, Chris Reid, that jerk who thinks he knows everything..." . I think that's what I told ace... #2521 | |
| little did I know that you actually did know everything...Well, the day you did. #2523 | |
| Oooh, argument about WC4. What'd I say? #2526 | |
| Wow, irony. #2527 | |
| And it's really a common misconception that Akk's in charge of Introspection... #2531 | |
| Yeah. I can't help but think that's my fault...<G> #2534 | |
| I live... uhm... in Renton... #2536 | |
| Hehe, common misconception, the mob is controlled by 4The 3dfx Organization... #2537 | |
| Luckily I've got a copy somewhere. #2541 | |
| Chris, what do we have? #2543 | |
| Yeah, the bookworld place... #2546 | |
| also, that funky globe thing... #2547 | |
| Oh yeah, enough movie theaters to show dozens of movies at the same time... #2550 | |
| its in southern Renton... #2552 | |
| KS calander says 73 too, right? #2553 | |
| Yeah, it does... #2554 | |
| Why did I think it was in 72? #2556 | |
| Did I? #2557 | |
| How unusual...<G> #2559 | |
| Akk, you know strip mall doesn't mean... #2560 | |
| Ahhh hell, I live in Maryland, happy? The closest I've ever been to Washington is Washington DC... #2562 | |
| Breakfast at Akkbars? #2563 | |
| Hmmm, well, I was wrong and you were right. #2564 | |
| He lives near you just like I live in Renton... #2566 | |
| Apparently I wasn't. #2567 | |
| Wow... sometimes I think... #2568 | |
| Bandit, (I call myself Bandit) you need to get a life... #2569 | |
| 2673.219 #2572 | |
| Yeah... or maybe if there was something else... anything ever happen in Seattle? #2574 | |
| That needs to be modified to fit with the WCIV novel. #2576 | |
| You think I should let him in on the secret? #2579 | |
| Soo... where are you gonna go to college? #2580 | |
| Okay then I will... but for now... I'm away! #2581 | |
| Owww, I fell asleep on the couch and couldn't be hefe for Johnny... #2583 | |
| "I like robots..." . #2585 | |
| Weeeird... . #2586 | |
| For our newsgroup? #2587 | |
| but... nobody cares how many posts anybody but you have. #2588 | |
| Mario taught me about love... #2590 | |
| It being the picture and not a derogatory comment about Akk... #2591 | |
| "Coming, November 1998... a movie that will change the way you look at Border Worlders." #2592 | |
| I'll give you 20 bucks to bash in his head... think about it, you're not likely to get a better offer... #2594 | |
| Yeah <G> Well... it's really my fault... I mean... if people like him just weren't so drawn to me... #2595 | |
| Now can we PLEASE ban the entire state of seattle sans Crid? #2596 | |
| Do you know anything about the Pilgrim War? #2598 | |
| Wow, some people have an unhealthy obsession with me... #2599 | |
| that friend is ace... go ace! #2603 | |
| Oh but for the grace of god was changing colors a whole lot easier than I thought. #2604 | |
| Somebody check that for me? #2605 | |
| You named wingmen after your friends, right? Not the other way around <G>? #2606 | |
| Dash. Chris, you aren't the only one... #2607 | |
| Good point... we'd better go somewhere secret... #2608 | |
| Yeah, Chris, explain secret stuff... #2609 | |
| 12 is a good guess... #2610 | |
| CHRIS... wake up. Explain movie stuff to Johnny. #2612 | |
| Yeah, I was just waiting for an 'the aliens are in H'hrass' comment... It would have been better than 'we found him!' . #2615 | |
| Help for credit in the books <G> #2616 | |
| Yeah, we got tired of lag on UO, so we're going to attack... actually I don't think we own UO... plus, we're not a collective... so I shouldn't keep saying we... #2617 | |
| Eck, I can't believe I ate a salt bagel... I can't believe they make salt bagels... #2618 | |
| Hmmm... trade you the undocumended WC movie ship 'n people list for the undocumented WCP quotes file? #2620 | |
| ROTC is like Yahtzee except... different... #2622 | |
| I find it hard to believe that there are 1700 other Chris Reids... #2624 | |
| Like multiple Ellas on top of eachother. #2625 | |
| and piss of 3 million newsgroupies... I like it... #2626 | |
| Oh well, that tape should be there in a few days... <G> #2629 | |
| Hmmm... is that an odd metaphor for you leaving or a suggestion? #2630 | |
| Wow, I'm not actually following this argument, and I don't even know why it's in alt.games.wing-commander, but that's gotta be the single most moronic insult I've ever heard. #2631 | |
| In a complete and total example of Random!, The Nut-Boy found it...<G> #2632 | |
| Did you say that? #2634 | |
| How odd. #2636 | |
| Yet... you are CReid. #2637 | |
| How odd... #2638 | |
| Shut up, Downing. #2639 | |
| Hehehe... and I get my yearbook tommorow! #2640 | |
| David Downing has no practical knowldge. He's the guy who sits around and promises multiplayer and free 3dfx cards to his fans... #2641 | |
| He's an evil man, a dark man, a bug man... #2642 | |
| Uhm, but I didn't know that when I thought you were David Downing. #2643 | |
| #5. An apology for Privateer 2 #2644 | |
| Hey... sudden realization. That large Cruiserstyle thing... #2645 | |
| So how sure are we that this'll be in the addon? #2648 | |
| anyway, if this is from the addon, it means the aliens are at Ella... #2649 | |
| oh, crab <G> Hey Sky. #2650 | |
| Cause if there's a 3d rendering of Ella for the engine... #2653 | |
| We'll be fighting in Ella. #2654 | |
| There have been what, 2 non combat missions in all of WC? #2655 | |
| Yeah, Pepper is there... ace should put me there... #2659 | |
| that's the WCP map... I'm pointing to my system. #2660 | |
| Mating with it, I assume... #2661 | |
| B... FIVE? #2662 | |
| now if I ever go to India... I have to worry about people who fail tests hitting me when I walk around at night... #2666 | |
| CR is a wonderful man... #2667 | |
| CR is off at graduation right now... #2668 | |
| which is the process by which one sets the standard for measuring amounts in a cylinder... #2669 | |
| I've walked around Washington, Baltimore, NY, whatever at night and never had anything like that. #2670 | |
| actually, that's not true, I've always wanted to be a German Shepard... #2671 | |
| Beat the game? Is that some sort of sexual metaphor? #2672 | |
| yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees? #2673 | |
| Yeah, we need to get Kelvin a personality... #2675 | |
| Hmmm... I'd be more impressed if you didn't always play book of loaf quotes. #2676 | |
| Oh, yeah. I'm hoping to see the LOAF-calibre back for WCPSO... #2677 | |
| He's like a clone of Chris... #2679 | |
| I think I warned you about him... I never liked Kelvin... he's so serious. #2680 | |
| wow, that rules... I may bring 'em to school on Monday and show 'em to my CompSci teacher... #2681 | |
| A lot of people I know have played... nobody's obsessive... #2683 | |
| Hmmm... good point... I should ask Kelvin... #2692 | |
| HellReid. Got a newspaper... #2693 | |
| tkstsktsktsktsktsk. #2695 | |
| Wow, so they know who I am? #2698 | |
| I just sometimes accidently call people Crid and then explain who you are... <G> #2699 | |
| Oh, kick ass, you can order the foreign version of the WCP Soundtrack from amazon.com! #2702 | |
| /msg ChrisReid Quick! Nuke Endymion! #2703 | |
| /onotice Yay! #2705 | |
| That's okay... we'll do it tonight... #2706 | |
| 6:35... shouldn't you be at school? #2707 | |
| oh, thats freaky, I was kidding... #2708 | |
| Ahh... me too... sort of... #2711 | |
| long long after I started reading. #2713 | |
| Well, they did once... #2719 | |
| The Delance Virus has the ability to pass through the bilipid layer of a cell to its sweet sweet innards and uhm... hurt it... #2720 | |
| It is contagious, yet cureable... ie, Gerthein... #2722 | |
| Anyway, once Phoenix gets those graphics done I'll start on the new site. #2723 | |
| * LOAF is sick:/ #2724 | |
| Sour throat... luckily I had some knifty pills left over from the last time, so I've been eating those...<G> #2725 | |
| I've eaten like a million in the last couple hours though, and I was supposed to have like 3 a day, so if I die or something you know what happened... #2726 | |
| Oh, Crid, we need a picture of you sitting down, and anything else you can get us... #2729 | |
| Okay... you sitting. 'Cause we're gonna visit the Tiger's Claw... #2732 | |
| Yeah... it's called loaf... loaf dot pie dot see #2734 | |
| Whenaer Phoenix finishes. #2736 | |
| Fact: Pepperidge Farm produces over one million Goldfish per hour. #2737 | |
| I think that this is the most exciting site since newt.org. #2738 | |
| the nar Reid will brief you #2739 | |
| Yes... 'we' will... #2743 | |
| Ahhh, popcorn is overrated IMHO. #2744 | |
| Well... then it's obvious what we have to do. #2745 | |
| We have to crack open your friends heads, and place your mind inside... #2746 | |
| #GoodDogs? #2749 | |
| People at Chris' school call him Chris... because it is his name. #2750 | |
| Oh, I plan on calling you Crid when I meet you... #2751 | |
| But I keep calling people IRL Crid... tis odd... #2752 | |
| Bandit <G>? #2754 | |
| That makes sense. #2755 | |
| So where's the girl? #2757 | |
| wow, 2 miles between schools... a whole new paradigm. #2758 | |
| in... 'Ashton'... 'Sandy Spring', whatever where I live is called. #2759 | |
| crumpling thing... oh, I dunno what I was talking about. #2760 | |
| For example... my mom works there. Imagine how 'orrible that is... <G> #2761 | |
| It'll be out before the prequils (prequils... such a joke, such a joke... #2762 | |
| Some freak who thinks he knows everything about WC... #2764 | |
| No, I think LOAF thinks he knows everything about WC too... #2765 | |
| We could all wear fake beards and carry swords... it'd be cool. #2767 | |
| Do the quote, Chris. #2769 | |
| Yeah, just feel kinda sick.. #2773 | |
| Hmmm... now on the graph, put a little * next to the dismal legionairre and then a footnote that says something like "Note that the dismal legionare is a special agent and therein operates outside the guild hierarchy" #2775 | |
| Everything's American. #2776 | |
| hmmm... good music... let me think... #2777 | |
| I'm American... everybody's doing it... #2779 | |
| Uhm... but I want some bread with peanut butter on it... bearebe #2780 | |
| he's just not Johnny, okay. #2783 | |
| Oh, a secret project. #2784 | |
| "What do you mean, James?" Paladin talking about Genocide... #2785 | |
| Anyway, I'm betting on Delance syndrome... #2786 | |
| He's pretending not to have scripts;) #2787 | |
| Kill him so it won't spread #2790 | |
| I'll confer with the UberCrid, but I think the Guild is going to have to go into action against him at the newsgroup.. #2791 | |
| Oh, yeah, he has the virus... #2794 | |
| Sick, just sick #2795 | |
| Anyway, since my power was out all day, I didn't get to work on my project... #2797 | |
| Dash, it may be a new strain. He's just a jerk... #2798 | |
| Well, he's not very defensive. #2799 | |
| He talks and he talks... #2800 | |
| Well, she *DID* kill my family, but I'm forced to ask, what the farf are you talking about (G)? #2802 | |
| Hades.! <G> -X where X = -root(4) #2803 | |
| Oh, I went to the National Air and Space Museum Annex's open house, which was really cool. It's where they store the aircraft they can't hold at the museum and the ones that they're restoring, going to restore. #2804 | |
| Just got back from the newsgroup. #2806 | |
| hehehe, I just used the other ISP to skim the... thing... newsgroup... #2808 | |
| Oh. That's not really bad news... bad news would be "SO got cancelled!" or "Johnny died" . #2809 | |
| So is Ed replacing Midnight as an Acolyte? #2810 | |
| Oh, I awarded Nut-Boy the first LM-Guild medal... #2811 | |
| SubCrid Pang, perhaps? #2812 | |
| irony! #2813 | |
| magic? #2814 | |
| The use of a secret lever? #2815 | |
| There are like two buildings in Ashton, Maryland... #2818 | |
| I'm taking it to school tommorow, you can recreate my school... #2819 | |
| Oh Chris, you still want an old FF? #2820 | |
| anything else you need? #2822 | |
| Copy of my school newspaper? It has nothing to do with me... #2823 | |
| I know it only as... THE BIG K... so hush, hush with your mart talk... #2824 | |
| So... what happened to Johnny? #2825 | |
| croag... #2827 | |
| Dash? #2830 | |
| That's between you and youself... #2833 | |
| Kruller would be a good nickname... so would 'Topaz'... #2835 | |
| It's really a shame... Kelvin's given us so much (the null-G bomblet thing), and now he has to be put to sleep... #2837 | |
| Well... in theory... we could bring him down to 0 degrees Kelvin... at which point he'd stop moving completely... #2839 | |
| It's just two cool words arranged in a cool order (Bandit LOAF!)... don't question it;) #2840 | |
| Canned Tomato pasteF #2841 | |
| Yes... it's all a rich tapestry... in that I expect to be sent back in time to prevent myself from getting a fake heart... #2842 | |
| Restart. #2843 | |
| Kelvin continued his crusade against good... #2845 | |
| He's not threatening you, he's threatening our way of life... #2846 | |
| 'even bunnies need to play WC3' heh heh, moron. #2848 | |
| alt.sex! #2852 | |
| Was that a pun? #2854 | |
| #WingNut is where we hold the line... #2855 | |
| Its ilke 1984 in the future. #2857 | |
| What the farf does "renamed Privateer 2 to avoid confusion with the rerelease of Privater 1" mean? #2860 | |
| now that it's been a year or so... #2861 | |
| Afterall, the simplest explanation is always correct according to Delance, therein, a brain leeching parasite has almost certainly taken control here... #2864 | |
| I'll stay here and party... #2866 | |
| Plus, those old airplanes sucked. I mean, bi-planes? It's like an obscure sexual metaphor... #2872 | |
| The ancient art of sarcasm is apparently lost on this one. Disgruntled men, swarm! #2873 | |
| God, I wish I'd said that... #2874 | |
| Okay... where's the Nut-Boy? I've got an important addendum to the LMG rules... #2875 | |
| Don't ask, just don't ask... #2877 | |
| Well, one out of 7 isn't bad... #2878 | |
| Are you threatening me;)? #2880 | |
| amn, that's a cool word. I'd better say it so it can be in #2881 | |
| The Book of LOAF... hey Chris! #2882 | |
| Slugfist #2883 | |
| I cannot with a good conscious fight the Cult of Sivar... #2885 | |
| Wow, you're up early. #2886 | |
| secretops.com sure is up | |
| </sarcasm> . #2887 | |
| Okay, it was something like 'Radioactive cats have 18 half lives'... #2890 | |
| and it was dashed cool too. #2891 | |
| Radioactive cats have 18 half lives #2893 | |
| AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH . #2894 | |
| Hey, Nut, I thought up a brilliant new rule for LMG... #2895 | |
| Okay... whenever you see Brooke Shields on TV... you have to yell "SHIELDS UP" and really mean it... #2896 | |
| ANyway, we should all subscribe to alt.test.. #2898 | |
| as has the Ministry of Continuity... #2900 | |
| Oh, the general public finally gets to see the trailer? . #2901 | |
| OHMYGOD #2903 | |
| So they can say 'banging ship', duh! #2904 | |
| This is what I hate most about WCism. People get preconcieved notions about how they want the universe to be, and naturally if WC disagrees, IT screwed up;) #2906 | |
| In the last year... I've had a total of zero interesting conversations in #Wing-Commander. #2907 | |
| So... the race is on... can you convince yourself that you need a Wing Commander Tricycle? #2908 | |
| I always wondered whether or not there was a god... and now I know, I'm him... #2909 | |
| Is 'toss it' some new age metaphor for 'screw it'? #2910 | |
| Uhm, anyway, John Wayne better say something damn cool about me when I die... #2912 | |
| Oh god... this is like when Warrior found out Santa Clause wasn't real, and Skyfox found out that that Spice Girl left... #2913 | |
| So can she still be called Spice? Is it like a military rank, and when you get dishonorably discharged you lose it? or does she *have* to keep it because it's like that red A that colonials attached to themselves to make good literature? #2914 | |
| Yeah, well, Maniac cost Colonel Lombard an eye... that sort of thing definatly evokes a lot of hatred... at least, however, he has somebody to blame... #2920 | |
| Oh, hey, I brought a Trelane action figure... I put it on my desk with the Ackbars... now I can act out all my #Wing-Commander adventures... #2921 | |
| That's a special effect... #2922 | |
| I'm going to go check on dinner, thanks for lifting my spirits... <G> #2929 | |
| i love four, but by god I'll die before I install 5 again. #2930 | |
| Crid, I think a quote belongs here... #2933 | |
| *snif*, but I sold my hair to get you this watch... (G) I should probably check with one of my evil brothers about press packets. #2935 | |
| Wizzy's a jerk. #2937 | |
| It is the sole propriety of the Cridloaf consortium... #2939 | |
| When did you last see a post by Akkbar that wasn't a) About Pure3D drivers or b) About Akkbars incredible life ? #2941 | |
| No, the name will change when our new coat of paint is done... #2942 | |
| Why are you capitalizing KEY POINTS? . #2943 | |
| That's scary, I think it's against the law to play soccer in like 22 states... #2944 | |
| I thought there was just Zaire... because you have to get Ebola-Zaire somewhere... #2946 | |
| I think it's a massive conspiracy Hades... #2947 | |
| What the fudge? #2948 | |
| Next time America does something real like fight a war against you other 32 countries or play a real game like... pool... I'll go and root for them. #2949 | |
| Oh, BCRUD, we have different names for the same file. #2952 | |
| According to the incredibly cool locator at PizzaHut.com yes... #2953 | |
| "... and so it came to pass that with the arrival of the Goodness of Carton that the darkness which supercedes all which is of Delance and all which is of Kelvin shall return, bearing the fruits of destruction..." #2957 | |
| Anyway... I plan to harness his darkness and utilize it in my one true goal, the destruction of Next Generation magazine... #2959 | |
| Comrade Eagle doesn't usually get phonecalls? #2960 | |
| Oh wow, agwc trivia! I can do it now and become the envy of those I envy... #2961 | |
| With anyone else I would not be so picky, but you bug me. #2962 | |
| The number... is FIVE! :o #2963 | |
| Wow, cue the love theme from me getting Quest 83 right... #2964 | |
| Like "Of all of my movies, that's the best" wouldn't be "Nar all nar my movies, that's the best" #2966 | |
| C7 would probably not appreciate my intense dislike of the Bible. #2967 | |
| I don't think C7 would appreciate my intense dislike of C7... #2968 | |
| I have taken #Mint for The Guild... I intend to hold it... #2969 | |
| I'd pay to hear the sweet sweet sound of the Nut-Boys voice any time... #2976 | |
| Uhm... No, you shouldn't have to type anything at all because in theory you're not supposed to have that option... tis an egg... #2977 | |
| HAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. #2978 | |
| Sorry. HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA. #2979 | |
| That Chris Reid guy knows crap, why I taught him everything.... #2981 | |
| You like "ChrisReid" better than Stalker, right? #2983 | |
| it's msimitpo backwords... #2985 | |
| Chris, take a note, at 10:17 PM EST on 6/22/98 I said 'coelomated pizzas'... #2986 | |
| Note that while Hadrians quite SEEMS silly, it is from an incredibly emotional speech on B5 that brings tears to ones eyes... #2989 | |
| That's a cool saying... but nowhere near as cool as the radioactive #2990 | |
| Yeah... you must have been pretty mad about... the X-Files movie... #2993 | |
| and how they screwed up... the X-Files movie... #2994 | |
| yo quiero? #2996 | |
| Wow, you only have one msg window open? I'd figure you'd be getting lots of "WHAT WILL WE SEE IN PRIVATEER 3???"s" and a few "Wow, Johnny, can I have your babies?" #2997 | |
| or, I could eat some more of the coelomated Pizza... #2999 | |
| Origin guys used to treat us like... us... #3000 | |
| It's rilly rilly cool... an entirely new paradigm. #3002 | |
| Heh, he said 'deluge'... #3007 | |
| (please and thank you. #3011 | |
| My smart ass arrogant attitude is NOT stupid. #3013 | |
| Yeah, when Chris gets married he named all the people who'd be at the wedding... #3018 | |
| the evil that we once battled has returned, and it shall take all of our holy armadas of light to stave it off again... #3019 | |
| but... we shall overcome... we will beat back Marc Levin, and by god we will never let Marc Levin win... #3020 | |
| JPG went ballistic and didn't get to see Boomer naked... #3022 | |
| Anyway, if I become a character, people have to salute me, right? #3023 | |
| also, I'd eat a klondike bar, as I shall now demonstrate... #3025 | |
| Invite her over to use your water #3027 | |
| No wait, she'd be all messy because she can't wash her hair... #3028 | |
| Wild Waves? #3029 | |
| Your gonna get some, right? #3031 | |
| STILL loading alt.test. #3034 | |
| Goodnight, Capital Brazil! #3036 | |
| I think i understand this whole holy war thing... #3040 | |
| Yeah, *!*@*.il annoys *!*@*.everybodyelse, so *!*@*.everybody else tries to kick their arses a lot... #3041 | |
| Speaking of exciting opertunities in the field of phone sex... which we most certainly were not... HAD! #3043 | |
| I think they're all in my merry guild, cept Gerthein. And he's a generally all around cool guy because he understands that agwc is for discussion and not silly ego-battles... thus we benefit greatly from him, eye to eye or not. #3046 | |
| Damned WC fans, always hanging around the WC newsgroup... Just so you know, we can reply on every single thing Chris posts, because, by god, he knows more than two... other... things... put together... . #3047 | |
| Here... is where I hold the line... #3048 | |
| Mmmm, creme roulette #3050 | |
| And with the passing of the Nut-Boy was lost the best of us... #3051 | |
| Goshdashed Nut-Boy screwing with my mind... #3052 | |
| I wish I had an 'in your face' attitude... #3053 | |
| Okay, I'm working on detailed descriptions of events, but I'd *LIKE* to get them dates... #3054 | |
| a date, a date, a date... next summer... before I all go off to college... #3055 | |
| Lemme check the mythical KS calander... #3057 | |
| No you do'nt, it picks up 'Dashit'... #3058 | |
| I believe that. So anyway, I'm going away to survey some ocean front property I bought in Wyoming... #3061 | |
| People who forget the letter e suck ass #3064 | |
| Oh... no, I've been kicked from #Wing-Commanders. whatever will I do. #3065 | |
| Sorry. I laugh at the stupidest things. #3066 | |
| I chose not to because I'm not stupid. #3067 | |
| Anyway, I was explaining why I didn't believe your miserable charade. #3068 | |
| I cannot believe that a pathetic little punk kid like you actually thinks he can outsmart me in such a manner. #3070 | |
| as I pointed out earlier... an insult would be like "you hurt kittens!" #3072 | |
| I don't know whether or not you hurt kittens, so that's an insult. #3073 | |
| Then, it all becomes but an amusing log to read for kicks at a later date. #3075 | |
| I don't like that crap. #3078 | |
| We don't play games... #3082 | |
| We just kick ass and chew bubble gum, a lot more the latter... #3083 | |
| No, the Legionnare works outside the organization to allow for deniability... #3085 | |
| This is like the end of Apocalypse Now... in that we worship ChrisReid... #3086 | |
| The GOOD Napalm quote... #3087 | |
| Oh Had, your my hero... but put on your FRICKIN UNIFORM. #3088 | |
| Gentlemen... we have all taken part in the guilds largest operation to date... and it has been successfull... DAMNED succesfull... #3089 | |
| I also done you, Nut-Boy, the power to give DM comissions... #3093 | |
| Well... I know your somewhere between 10 and 13, you're INCREDIBLY immature for your age... you're arrogant, egotistical... you like to play dress up. #3094 | |
| Cheese. #3095 | |
| there are male porn stars? #3096 | |
| Do people always catch me on bad days by chance, or do I just always have bad days? #3097 | |
| Well, in theory it'll only take one week, laws of probability and all... \/\/ROD #3101 | |
| \/\/ROD #3102 | |
| Not if they're all by Barrie Almond. #3103 | |
| I feel so clean. #3104 | |
| Wow, Chris is sounding more like me every day... #3106 | |
| Mental note, have lost all respect for Dund... #3109 | |
| My eyes are aways red... #3111 | |
| Oh. Mine comes from a series of painfull laser things. #3112 | |
| Left eye, what ever did you think? #3114 | |
| Wow, Delance syndrome in Dundradal, I'd rather we just have him put down than attempt to fix him a la Kelvin. #3115 | |
| Yeah... it's the "Boomer" of news servers... #3116 | |
| Well... there are two mindsets there... actually this week the ng has been idiot-free... #3117 | |
| Then I'm sorry, if you're not an ace, I withdraw the offensive remark. #3118 | |
| Wow, we didn't do ANYTHING w/out me? #3120 | |
| OH GRAP #3122 | |
| so Bob Hope doesn't retire until 2154? #3125 | |
| Wow, we use lots of real animals... used... I so miss it... #3127 | |
| Wow, can I come? #3128 | |
| I decided to grow a goatee, but I haven't figured out how yet... #3129 | |
| I just want to be able to say "Give my regards to oblivion"... #3130 | |
| Speaking of which, when do I get to meet the girl of your dreams? . #3131 | |
| Clever reference to Byydo, or just a thing people say? #3132 | |
| Former Kelsan president Twai Knei is an 'old acquaintance'? #3134 | |
| Yes. Yes you can. Want to be a Brigand? #3135 | |
| Well, I'm gonna ta graceland, by which I mean downstairs... I leave control of the \/\/ORD in the hands of the Hadribrain collective... #3136 | |
| Okay, scratch them as being Brigands, Hades... we will have a new position, 3 slots, Hadribrain Hadrian, Hadribrain Brain and... somebody else... #3138 | |
| Johnny!!! Yip! #3140 | |
| Yeah... if I was that taco bell dog, I'd say things like Yip, probably... #3141 | |
| * LOAF likes the fact that his name was used... #3145 | |
| Yeah... thats what I don't like about WC... your wingmen don't starve when you don't feed them... #3146 | |
| BYYD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #3148 | |
| \/\/ORD, HadriBrain #3149 | |
| Therein, a cross between rabbits and seals is a good idea #3150 | |
| so rabbits can breed like seals #3151 | |
| Heh, I wish he'd stayed evil... #3153 | |
| "Whaddya call a pair of traitors to the WC community? Kelvin and Hobbes." #3155 | |
| It's funny becasue the W is bigger than the entire ORD... or it's not funny... which is probably the case... #3157 | |
| No, the world rocks less than before, thus causing a fake pretense of rockage in the unaffected but not particularly comparativly rocking WIn98... #3158 | |
| Noted, logged, classified and... the other one... #3159 | |
| Oh, we convinced him that Fox^Mulder took over #WIng-Commanders in an attempt to frame us... #3161 | |
| Oh, okay, as long as its CR. #3162 | |
| Is funnest a word? #3164 | |
| I must get like 5 "DO YOU HAVE THE X from WCX??? I NEED it 4 A PBM!!!"'s each day... #3167 | |
| I'm glad I convinced him to hate me... #3168 | |
| I saw it at the store today... how odd that I should remember that... and note it, in fact... I told my brother "Hey look! It's the Mulan soundtrack!" in a very non serious manner... #3169 | |
| I'll be in school for like... many more years... #3170 | |
| That's either disgusting or amusing... #3171 | |
| Sure... we can bounce things... #3173 | |
| A moon pie... #3175 | |
| Dieu! #3178 | |
| No, we're trading explicit pictures of ace... #3179 | |
| Heh, don't fuck with the Hubble Space telescope.... #3181 | |
| Forever... #3182 | |
| Or, we could go to #LM-Guild and party like its 1995... #3183 | |
| Did you say 'McTaggart'? #3186 | |
| He said that wind, fire and water shall soon converge to create an alliance of power... #3188 | |
| I usually just rename people 'Nut-Boy' and then assign them a number... #3190 | |
| I... love yo... nevermind... #3191 | |
| Hmmm, mental note, stop pretending to be a 16 year old girl interested in ace... #3192 | |
| You saw Starship Troopers, right? Okay... remember at the end... they prod the Brain Bug... with a prod... That's why Byydo's not here... #3196 | |
| Wow, I've gotte a lot of the Vega campaign down to the hour... #3197 | |
| Tcha, tcha, tcha. #3200 | |
| Heh, well, I'm sure that we'll have a position open for you if you'd like to join what we're doing... <G> #3203 | |
| Being the allmighty god of WC news I know stuff like that. Uhm... it's been mentioned in a few articles. #3204 | |
| scomilar #3205 | |
| Yeah, I think that Bandit LOAF was the only person ever to play proving grounds... #3207 | |
| Out there <G>? #3208 | |
| Good job. You've more of a spine than I <G> #3209 | |
| Heh, Scraprogh... #3211 | |
| Informal poll? #3213 | |
| The newsgroup is the best place for intelligent WC discussion... #3214 | |
| people who don't use punctuation are dumb lol #3215 | |
| Large Timid Mouse? #3216 | |
| Ooooh, you freaky aolers... U want 2 IM me? lol! #3217 | |
| heh, Pinpoint, for the love of small kittens and daisys, Akk, be a bit less obvious. #3218 | |
| Hehehe, have you whoised him? #3222 | |
| Still the man of my dreams... #3223 | |
| It was a better time then... a time when men were men... #3229 | |
| ::CUT TO, BATTLE DAY:: FADE OUT #3230 | |
| Brings new meaning to the comment 'do the man'... #3232 | |
| The one is but three in the form of one... #3234 | |
| Which is, how shall I put it, his worst fear? #3236 | |
| Was that a faux-pas, or was it intentional? #3237 | |
| We weren't talking about you Akk... we were talking about... hmmm... Princess Diana... and, well... now she's destroying... uhm... that country she's from... So... uhm... it would have been better if she'd just died in the car instead of in the hospital... wherein one EVIL doctor took blood samples... blood samples later handed over to one particularly evil sect of Trelane's commie nazis... #3238 | |
| Boy-o? #3240 | |
| Quote frmo the good book, it shall see you through... #3241 | |
| Some would say that I was a God... some who worship me... #3242 | |
| I'd like to believe that, but one of us sold him out... #3244 | |
| Well... not to be cliche'd, but... Wizzy? #3245 | |
| Wizzy is a bastard... #3246 | |
| No, SirZeus is that guy Akk pretends to be when Akk is away... #3248 | |
| Ja ja ja... #3249 | |
| Chris McCubbin returned... #3250 | |
| I need you... to fill in for me when I go on vacation for a few days... next month or this month or something... #3258 | |
| Hey TS, what are you talking about? #3259 | |
| ChrisReidianity... #3260 | |
| Chris didn't play UO, did he? #3263 | |
| ace, my man, if you buy UO, and I keep talking in this cool slang, then I too shall buy UO,... #3264 | |
| Oh, whatever, like I had a point... #3266 | |
| so I can point to UO in the store and go "MOMMY! MOMMY! I WANT THAT! BUY THAT FOR ME!", and then hit the left half of my brain for calling Mr. Right 'Mommy'... #3267 | |
| You missed... generations of wonder... #3274 | |
| You missed... generations of wonder... repeating themselves #3276 | |
| nuttinMuch #3278 | |
| Darek Smart?!?!?! YOU BASTARD! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D MENTION DAREK SMART! I HATE YOU!!!! Oh, wait, I'm civilized and I don't care... #3279 | |
| 301 774 5854 #3280 | |
| Graet... #3281 | |
| Wow, next week, that is just so cool... #3282 | |
| Yahtzee! #3284 | |
| Oh, so we have a cool ass excuse to kick Iraq around a little more? #3287 | |
| Oh, does Hades know what we're talking about? #3288 | |
| Because, you know, it might come up while they're watching Armageddon... #3289 | |
| Origin decided they like Chris 'n I, so they're giving us a ship of our own... #3291 | |
| Uhm... the MIdway 2? Chris is Wing Commander and I'm Junior Vice President... #3293 | |
| assuming you die between now and next week. #3295 | |
| So, if you really really want it named after you, I suggest in the most polite manner that you | |
| <bleep> off and die. #3296 | |
| Speak of the Devil, Hardian and Akkbar... minus the devil... #3297 | |
| No! Mr. Right is neutral... #3303 | |
| people who don't recognize my god given right to be better than them deserve to die... #3304 | |
| Tee hee. #3305 | |
| Crid, thou art lagged. #3309 | |
| If I was Adam Foshko I'd get all the girls... #3312 | |
| Tchjeeee! #3313 | |
| took care of my kitten... #3315 | |
| Eels kinda rock... #3318 | |
| wb CR, yer kickin some Raptor based ass... #3319 | |
| No, Eagle is here:/ #3325 | |
| Anway, we've probably got bigger fish to fry.. #3326 | |
| Its funny, AND sad... #3328 | |
| Don't tempt Dan with words his young mind might find appealing... #3329 | |
| \\`ORD #3330 | |
| Hmmm, stlouis est tre lagged... #3331 | |
| If I can fit it into several billion conversations will you give me... two shiney nickels? #3332 | |
| Oh, don't worry, I know where the Concordia did last summer... #3333 | |
| Yeah, young and nude... #3337 | |
| I hate... power... #3342 | |
| Oh, I was hoping for the girl kind of person... #3343 | |
| It did, but I didn't say it, so we can't put it in the book... #3344 | |
| Its probably a Chris thing... #3348 | |
| Yeah... its odd... we hear "the MP is gonna prove that FS is better than WC! HAHAHAAH! YOU MORONS!" for like 5 months... and then we get "Oh, well... the MP doesn't WORK, but at least we've got... the single player game!" #3349 | |
| Erm... I guess we were all alive in 198whatever... #3350 | |
| Yay, somebody got ye olde bad pun, and we can go forth to make bread and feed our party, which apparently includes Lara Croft... #3353 | |
| Oh, just nevermind, nobody understands me but my woman... by which I mean 'nobody understands me'... #3354 | |
| Oh, nevermind, just nevermind... #3355 | |
| Okay, Dunds gone, we can talk about all the secret projects we want... #3356 | |
| I could go to the Reid system... and be Ben of Reid... #3357 | |
| No, I just like saying things... #3359 | |
| * LOAF has to learn to drive ASAP:/ #3363 | |
| Hehe, boats are cool. #3364 | |
| Eck, I can't believe that NeoDevilBane guy credited me for that timeline at the newsgroup... #3365 | |
| whereas I'm working on the amazing timeline that will change the way people think about timelines I make... he's just giving me bad PR with his weird stuff...<G> #3366 | |
| Anyway, Chris, to preserve WC's future, I need you to do something for me... can you, like, cure cancer before the end of the year? #3367 | |
| Okay... I'll eliminate the brazilian rain forest, Chris, you do the cancer thing... #3368 | |
| Hehe, this is so cool, it's like watching me unfold... #3369 | |
| I should say something witty... then Chris will paste it in the other channel for processing later... #3370 | |
| Back... soon... g'night to everybody if I fall asleep on my way to get a drink... #3371 | |
| Err, hang in there Chris... in my experience everything turns out good eventually... #3372 | |
| Yay! Now you can regale us with witty commentary... #3373 | |
| Love is so overrated. #3374 | |
| Sleep is a waste of time. If we weren't forced to sleep, we'd get so much more stuff done... we'd be like robots... without the laws... #3376 | |
| Hmmm, I wish I could get away with shooting at my neighbors on holidays... #3377 | |
| Anyway, lets make ten billion copies of the Book of LOAF, so as to insure that it'll still be around in the year 3000 when people will speak of us as if in legend... of course they'll spell our names in odd ways, like "Kryed" and "Lhoef", but it'll still be pretty cool... #3378 | |
| Dash, so I, theoretical person A, can't break the ribs of all the other contestants, so as to assure myself the 50,000 dollar prize? #3380 | |
| Anyway... when we last met, I was trying to get Scotland and England to fight a war... if you, a British person claiming to be from 'Britain', slaughter, oh say... half a million to 750 thousand Scottish people in the name of your leader... Hmmm... up that number to 2.5 million, and do it in horrible violent gory ways... like hang them by their intestines and such... #3382 | |
| If Chris' life were completely boolean, giving him the choice of only talking to Celina or doing agwc stuff, I'd assume he'd be talking to Celina because he's notposting anything new to agwc... but I've seen him do things like... kick Wizzy, so there must be other options... #3383 | |
| There aint nobody here to hear him cryin'... #3388 | |
| I *really* want to know what 3 letters you're covering up... #3391 | |
| Chris is out there, posted to agwc one minute ago... #3393 | |
| They can't argue. It's more of a random generation of words (3 percent profound) all of which sometimes make sense to the average viewer... #3399 | |
| Wow, me too... well, and I'm lazy... #3401 | |
| Ronronronronronronronronronronronron #3403 | |
| I'd abuse the /ame command, even make some chasing /ame jokes, but I'd interfere with the secret operations going on in #crid... #3405 | |
| He's an intelligent guy, but kind of a jerk... #3406 | |
| Because Wiz, you're an intelligent guy, but... #3407 | |
| I hate obsessed loaf fans hounding me... well, I enjoy it... on one level... on another, entirely different level I also enjoy it... #3408 | |
| That is all... now, if somebody could get to work on some sort of... secret project... #3413 | |
| Hmmmm... you realize I have no Merry TrueSpace Rendering... #3414 | |
| When Dune 2000 comes out... we should all subscribe to Dune 2000 newsgroups... because we'll be able to laugh at people who wonder where Dune 3-1999 are... #3418 | |
| You got the awards wrong. htis is a new award for you both. #3419 | |
| Then by god, get out there and earn an award! #3420 | |
| Chris Reid being a genius, probably figured it out on his own. #3423 | |
| Yeah, but your one sucks. #3424 | |
| Have the summer op shot, dragged into the street and tortured. #3425 | |
| Chris already has a script for pasting Book Quotes... #3426 | |
| Plus, nobody prompted it. #3427 | |
| Necessity is the mother of invention, therein without a necessity your script is a bastard... #3428 | |
| Loaf is an equal parter at the WCCIC #3431 | |
| He's the moron of stupid people... #3432 | |
| In what sense? #3434 | |
| But everybody loves... me... #3436 | |
| Chris... hast thou mailed that guy? #3437 | |
| I agree, in a positive proliferative sense... #3438 | |
| Chris! Did you do it? #3443 | |
| Hey, lets argue about Derek Smart's PHD!!!!! . #3444 | |
| Hey! Lets spread the word... #3445 | |
| Don't flood #3447 | |
| or I'll take your arm and show you to the door... #3448 | |
| Quelle shame.. #3449 | |
| Star Wars sucked... #3453 | |
| Now? No idea, but I do know that Lucasarts pathetic marketing of the SW name has made the entire franchise suck... #3455 | |
| He's not flooding... #3456 | |
| Yeah, I'm gonna kick Chris Reid. #3457 | |
| Theeeeere's a good idea. #3458 | |
| I don't want him to get fd... #3460 | |
| Maybe he's that Nitrate jerk... #3463 | |
| Yeah, WCHS will gone soon... #3466 | |
| Did you add my whole cool ass sex conversation with chicklet? #3471 | |
| Arg, why'd the book go off? #3474 | |
| THERE we go... #3475 | |
| 55 dollars! #3476 | |
| He's a fool. #3477 | |
| Good thing they don't release a good game every week. #3479 | |
| Prophecy was worth a lot... #3480 | |
| Stupid Gerthein, I'll spit on his bones... #3482 | |
| Old moronic dogmatic Gerthein. We should have stopped it...<G> #3483 | |
| !LOAF #3484 | |
| He's getting better... #3485 | |
| Too many weirdos. #3487 | |
| I must have 300 people... #3488 | |
| Tell them where to stick their measuring sticks and wheels... #3489 | |
| I'm sure Chris would rather go out with me than some 'girl'... #3491 | |
| Speaking of which, when do I get to meet her? #3492 | |
| Yeah, but I'm in Maryland... #3493 | |
| Woo hoo! Invite her over! #3495 | |
| Goodnight, Nut-Boy #3497 | |
| honor our clan. #3498 | |
| Ewwww sap... #3499 | |
| Yah! #3502 | |
| CHRIS! You're on Conan O'Brian! #3503 | |
| After much post-story investigating, the reporters of the WCHS have discovered that Wing 5 is not going to be named Wing Commander: Prophecy. #3506 | |
| Wow, Akk used to be 21? #3507 | |
| http://introspect.wa.net/osichat.txt Legal Akkbar. #3508 | |
| Amphibians aren't like lizards... #3510 | |
| Wow! 2 seconds... #3511 | |
| lets enjoy this respite whilst we can... #3512 | |
| found my driveway at mapquest... #3513 | |
| it must suck to have friends . #3515 | |
| * LOAF has to waste tommorow Samcatting...<G> #3516 | |
| Trelane embiggens us all, welcome back Byyd. #3518 | |
| * LOAF always liked Muppet Babies, cause they always had clips from Star Wars... #3521 | |
| I watched whatever was on before He-Man and I always had to turn the tv off afterwards... #3525 | |
| I had such a traumatic childhood. #3526 | |
| Except he's bound to Akkbar at the hip... or possible some other cavity... #3527 | |
| Eeee, that was one of the ones I avoided I think... with My Little Pony and Mr Potato Head Kids... #3530 | |
| The Carebears... #3531 | |
| They like ignored all this continuity from the actual Flinstones... #3533 | |
| i'd tape Exo Squad if they still showed it:/ #3535 | |
| It's one of only two I'll admit to liking in public situations... #3536 | |
| My parents wouldn't let me keep the slime though... #3538 | |
| Hmmm, lemme go get some tasty breakfast choclate bars... brb... #3539 | |
| I haven't seen the first movie in so long... #3540 | |
| the characters from the show are more memorable. #3541 | |
| cause they get turned into stereotypes, the fat guy, the black guy, the crazy scientist... #3542 | |
| the fact that you just sayd 'Lorenzo Music' is scary... #3543 | |
| Well, he asked me if Bill Murray was the voice of Garfield. #3544 | |
| We had like that, very very old episodes of The Simpsons, a cartoon about talking cars, several day old news in English and 'The Avengers' I believe. #3546 | |
| Eee #3547 | |
| Mental note, need to rent Back To the Future 2... #3548 | |
| Who *ARE* the Edenses? #3550 | |
| * LOAF wants to see a 3d paradigm <G> #3554 | |
| They were so cool and lumpy... #3555 | |
| It's for Taco Bell, Hades, with this communist dictator dog... #3559 | |
| Lemme ISPSwitch... #3560 | |
| I got mail from him... bastard who screwed me into his timeline.... #3561 | |
| he's like, ego in a bottle, has to tell everybody about his crap... #3562 | |
| Wow. And how many people are in Israel./ #3565 | |
| ? #3566 | |
| Pickup trucks? Not really... #3567 | |
| SUVs kick ass. #3568 | |
| They have things in Canada? #3569 | |
| I live right outside Washington. #3570 | |
| Borlange, that's when you eat food but throw it up afterwords? #3571 | |
| Okay boys, lets get it back up. #3572 | |
| and they still lost. #3573 | |
| ChrisChrisChris! #3574 | |
| Its so cool, its the kind of Paradigm you dream about... #3576 | |
| bien sur #3577 | |
| but wait! It gets... more... #3578 | |
| That's all, except he told me he could get more... #3580 | |
| Ohmygod,Hadesstoppedusingcapitalletters!Thattearsit,nomorespacesforme... #3581 | |
| Yeah, some peon assaulted Haes. #3589 | |
| Sorry, Freudian slip... #3590 | |
| Sivar dashed RC... #3591 | |
| * Terrorizer thinks loaf is a poo poo face, SO THERE!!! #3592 | |
| coveresly, the word for Hebrew in Nephilim is not Giants... #3595 | |
| its a tense moment. #3597 | |
| * LOAF went to a book sale at the library... got lotsa cheap books... #3598 | |
| C777 still lives with his mother? #3599 | |
| but in a universe with limitless possibilities, I could in theory one day work for a cab company... #3600 | |
| there are certain rules of conduct we follow... #3601 | |
| Its full of... naked Malcolm McDowell... #3605 | |
| Hyund... something... #3606 | |
| My parents wouldn't let me have a nintendo, but they let me play Leisure Suit Larry... #3608 | |
| I used to have nightmares about breaking things at the Zoo gift shop and getting arrested for it... #3609 | |
| I went to the Library with Samcat and his sister and then they made me go out to eat with them, when I had perfectly good witty comments to make... #3610 | |
| Hmmm, but we'd never brag about that... "we're all equal here" . #3612 | |
| We should have an agreement like Asimov and Clarke... I tell people you're the biggest WC fan, and vice versa. #3613 | |
| No... go enjoy life. #3614 | |
| but it would be a wonderful experience... #3615 | |
| Get back into #WingNut, Johnny wants to use the book. #3619 | |
| Wc1 supposedly had a ship that was never used. I forget the name... #3622 | |
| Ponder that #3624 | |
| and what does FMV have to do with the programmers anyway? #3625 | |
| Alpha Female? #3626 | |
| The big plus about FMV is the acronym... You get all these people who love you because you tell them what it stands for... and it sounds like "DMZ", sort of... #3627 | |
| I'm good... surviving and all that. #3628 | |
| its the lil twirly one. #3630 | |
| Doh... LL collection... cool hat... amazing 3d stuff, what *don't* you have? #3634 | |
| agwc is quiet... too quiet..l; #3635 | |
| Sooo Johnny.... can we get authgraphed pictures of you? #3642 | |
| Because you're a semi celebrity? #3643 | |
| like 5 people can be Maniac. Guy from WC1SegaCD, guy from SWC, guy from WCII, Tom Wilson and Matt Lillard, 5 people can be Maniac... #3645 | |
| I haven't done a very good job of making myself known as a WC fan IRL... #3647 | |
| I need to make a uniform. #3648 | |
| TS, you remember 'The Wonder Years'? #3650 | |
| UberLOAF or NOTHING. #3653 | |
| Seeya girlWiz #3654 | |
| I'm a big fan of the 'games that are commander keen' genre... #3655 | |
| Dieu! #3656 | |
| He... didn't even say goodbye... #3658 | |
| There's still hope... #3660 | |
| 12 people... 12... monkeys? Hmmmm... #3663 | |
| No, wait, I know 12 people... #3665 | |
| Aaaanyway, how soon do you need a WCA? #3666 | |
| Aaaanyway, it's getting early... and braille class starts tommorow... today... #3671 | |
| they should make braille roadsigns... #3672 | |
| I want multima... #3673 | |
| Report to whoever's in charge of that sort of thing, Johnny, they lost my 10 bucks a month cause they called it UO instead of Multima... #3674 | |
| Multima... it's one of the best words... up there with things that rhyme with neighbor and weigh... #3675 | |
| Hey, Amazon.com says the P3 guide is coming out in october. #3677 | |
| NetScape Q2? #3680 | |
| thats something a wingnut's never said... #3682 | |
| I thought you left because you didn't like us? #3683 | |
| And so are age descended into a time of darkness... damnit, one of the kneat artifacts on my desk is making an odd sound when I type, brb... #3684 | |
| That was 'odd'.. #3685 | |
| Well, preferrably *right now* . #3686 | |
| crap, that was scary. #3688 | |
| I sounded like a complete idiot. #3689 | |
| Okay. He was a nice guy, I just sounded like an idiot. #3690 | |
| I think... I need to find some money... #3692 | |
| WCHS will probably never be updated again, Haes. #3696 | |
| atlanta.com is a horrible thing to... it's just horrible.. #3698 | |
| CIC? Oh, he won't pick it up, he's dull as a brick... One of those really dull bricks, too... the kind you find in the ocean... The eroded ones, yeah... he's dull as an eroded brick... The kind of eroded brick you might rub to sooth your feelings, but would not even consider for sharpening knives... #3700 | |
| More than one dash... then, suck, but one is nice and balanced... #3701 | |
| !'s suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #3702 | |
| Wow, luck of the draw, i got the same number of !'s as he did... #3703 | |
| No, I was kidding... #3704 | |
| We can always have cic.ace-1.com #3705 | |
| Hmmm, but we're not really a company... of course neither is ace... #3706 | |
| I think my computer is loaf.lesnick.com on our LAN... #3709 | |
| Yeah.. with the linux server (charlotte.lesnickc.com) that connects to the isdn line to the world and all the other computers in the house... #3710 | |
| Its very prestigious. #3711 | |
| Hmmmm... I'll have to talk to him... #3713 | |
| Are you afraid that the Nut-Boy might be in love with you too? #3714 | |
| Wooo hoo! Captain Johnny - the game! (G) #3717 | |
| 11,5XX ? #3720 | |
| Hmmm... well, thats what comes of people who play Freespace... #3721 | |
| He, we all know Chanserv is a woman... #3722 | |
| D'oh, Jaurez.org is invite only. #3723 | |
| Hey... I've been thinking... why are you the Nut-Boy <G>? When you can be... Nut-Bal #3725 | |
| You'll always be the Nut-Boy to me... #3726 | |
| I like candelight dinners and long moonlit walks on the beach... eck, wait, candles suck and so does sand... especially when it's dark and you could be walking on dead crabs... yeck... #3728 | |
| downloafing the WCIV one. #3729 | |
| this nick kicks ass. #3731 | |
| Yes... but I feel as though we've destroyed a part of ourselves... #3732 | |
| Infested Kerigan like the skater? #3733 | |
| You realize that the demo we're talking about is over 50 megs in size? #3734 | |
| Well, you read Playboy, right? #3736 | |
| No idea. Apparently they don't need a credit card and such... I can mail you my half... #3738 | |
| oh, on a positive note, it's the URL Wizzy wants for some idiotic WizProject, so we'll bug him in the process... #3741 | |
| Hmmm... well... that's a dashed good question. #3742 | |
| Hard Disk Cylinder? Like Rama? . #3745 | |
| Well... I'm just kinda euchy about them billing my address... #3746 | |
| Wow... the sick thing is that I haven't heard that... which means that the idiotic American media thinks that he isn't particularly important... #3747 | |
| I'm thinking the Xtra question will be about Firekkan Villages... #3749 | |
| Stupid tube... #3751 | |
| Yeah! free tibet!... wha? #3752 | |
| Did you get my Boomermail? #3753 | |
| let me zip it up now... #3756 | |
| Now, I'm going to be away for a few days at a conference... so, if you need anything else, Chris is officially me for the next couple days... #3761 | |
| Hmmm... doesn't Lord British have a castle? that'd be a better place for an evil secret lab... #3762 | |
| Hmmm... I say Lord British not because I'm an Ultima fan (Ultimaniac? Ultimoron?) but becasue I can't spell Gariotte... #3763 | |
| Dunno, have you ever bought an Ultima for reasons other than looking for the Bloodfang? #3764 | |
| Hmmm... I'm not going to say which Ultimas I have for fear of ridicule and the other thing... but... Ultima I has that cool space combat, so, it's almost WC anyway... #3765 | |
| Its not often that I we get grinning men in heat in here... #3766 | |
| hmmm... wow. Unlike ace mine doesn't work for everything I do, though... #3767 | |
| Probably not. For anything else... whatever else there is... my password is ferret. #3768 | |
| Soo... what looks like K'Tithrak Mang? If you say 'Kabla Meth'.... I swear I'll hurt something. #3769 | |
| Well, people don't usually call me Captain, and I don't work with Origin... #3770 | |
| The timeline isn't a secret project, it has some secret uses, but I've been working on it in plain sight for weeks... #3774 | |
| They're doing a WC 'Fact Book' for the movie, whatever the hall that is. #3777 | |
| My library system sent them all to the godfosaken land of their booksale, and people snatched them up before I oculd find them. #3778 | |
| Just think, what would you rather see, a bunch of adolescents singing or getting slaughtered? #3784 | |
| We don't actually have an evil mission yet, but we plan to once we find out when the movie is coming out... #3785 | |
| Alllright, now we can get down... #3786 | |
| That's a very good question, lets go to our Book correspondant, the HadriBrain Organism, in South Korea, over to you HadriBrain... #3787 | |
| While the HadriBrain is omnipotent, he's not here right now in any form whatsoever... #3788 | |
| WOW (noun): a sucky 'easy to use' service once provided by compuserv. #3789 | |
| There are a lot of Chris Reid's out there, according to my research.. yet... only a quarter as many Christine Reids, or other female variants... therein, Chris, your chance of mating is only one in four... #3790 | |
| Hmmm... I wonder of Foshko can tell us whether Gharal is the same as Ralgha... #3791 | |
| *cut to: #Wing-Commander, 3001* #3792 | |
| Amazon.com tells me that the P3 guide is coming out in October... since nobody even knows whether there is a p3 or not, we should write them threatening letters... #3795 | |
| Lets go on a worlds tour, Chris, we can go to New York and ramsack the Chris Reid Co... #3798 | |
| 'ramsack' is just a good word... The process by which one bags ram... #3799 | |
| Well... I'd like to think that the ChrisReid Corporation won't last forever... #3800 | |
| Stupid Seattle, I wish I lived in Seattle... #3802 | |
| you are as stupid as you look, that happens to everybody, it's called a split. #3806 | |
| Yeah, I'm leaving like 10 minutes ago... #3807 | |
| Morelike the general coolness of Capt Johnny... #3812 | |
| I'm glad you're here. Because it'd be harder to kick you when you aren't here? #3815 | |
| Ahh, some people, some people like to kick and ban all at once.. personally, I like to savor a few moments after the ban... you know, like those cat food commercials... #3816 | |
| We could, we really could... #3819 | |
| I dunno what the sold, because it was all bordered up... boarded... something like that, but it was "Delance!" #3821 | |
| It would be cool if I said 'you were born', but I'm not gonna say that... #3822 | |
| You impersonated me. For that you have paid a less-than-ultimate price... #3823 | |
| Uhm... I'm back from Philly. #3826 | |
| I like Edward Pang, I really like Edward Pang... #3827 | |
| Groan, don't let him back in... #3829 | |
| Wanna see something cool? #3832 | |
| accept the Salthi de Privateer... #3834 | |
| In response to our topic, we have Ripper in our files section thanks to the magic of the amazing Nut-Boy #3836 | |
| Hmmm... we need to add Daniel Hardwicke to that list... Hmmm... on second thoughts, why is his nickname Akkbar and not Hard_Wick? #3837 | |
| Erm, no, I'm trying to figure out what you mean, that's why I'm asking... #3838 | |
| The summer op is really, really dense. #3841 | |
| Hey Chris, we were just talking about you... #3842 | |
| Like "I b0rked that Swedish chick" vs "Johnathan Borked's last name is Borked." #3844 | |
| Poor Fox, the sad but true truth is that his script sucking sucks... But he means well. #3845 | |
| If we could put !LOAF in the Book of LOAF... then it'd create a paradox! #3846 | |
| !LOAF #3847 | |
| !LOAF #3848 | |
| !LOAF #3849 | |
| I'm like the son of the guy who's dog told him to eat people.. #3850 | |
| That summer op is a real jackass. Thinkin he's so big. He's going DOWN. That's my mission in life, my mission in life used to be... something to do with aphids, but now it's to take DOWN the summer op. #3851 | |
| THEN YOU JUST SUCK. C? !!!!! . #3853 | |
| I didn'd think people could get stupider... but, as usual, #Wing-Commander again disproves my faith and hope for mankinds future... #3855 | |
| I'd get mad if I wasn't happy... I'll just get mellow... #3856 | |
| Lets use The Book to answer that question... #3857 | |
| I keep hearing SMAC, WTH is SMAC? #3859 | |
| Alpha Centauri is another silly game by that silly Sid guy. #3860 | |
| How can somebody named after a horrible fatal illness make great games? #3861 | |
| Well, you know something, you suck... #3862 | |
| I hate to be the one to break this to you, Casey... but the movie isn't about the kats, it's about Blair... #3864 | |
| Casey... I run WCHS... I *KNOW* what the Kilrathi look like. #3865 | |
| The cat in WCIV is the suckiest of the lot, not that any of them suck. #3868 | |
| Yes, but damn you for taking me there. #3870 | |
| Bravo... is a channel I don't get, like HBO... damn, I wish I was one of those HBO people... #3871 | |
| Maybe he meant 'choke' and it was some sort of drug reference, and he's unconscious on the floor... #3872 | |
| *why* is WCA-MaD intent on telling me about his pornographic hospital game? #3873 | |
| * LOAF jumps behind a carefully placed barrel #3875 | |
| Akkbar's probably sitting at home wishing he could 'meat ace'... #3879 | |
| Chris... learn from this young man... #3880 | |
| I feel the same way about women... #3883 | |
| Hmmm, Tre... I've always wanted to say 'You bring the glasses, and I'll bring the wine." in #Wing-Commander... #3884 | |
| Why don't you just ! yourself? #3885 | |
| Well... I'm gonna go cook up some pasta and dream of being able to play WCIV as soon as tommorow should I find the DVD drive then... #3886 | |
| Why do I waste my time there? #3889 | |
| I just spent half an hour that I could have used to work on my projects trying to explain to some textbook definition idiots something they'll never even have a chance to partially comprehend... #3890 | |
| Awww, Chris, that sucks... I just spent the weekend learning about all the horrible things that are going to happen to me...<G> #3892 | |
| I have an extra tooth... I decided not to have it removed yet, though... #3893 | |
| Edward isn't an op? We should op him, I like Edward... #3894 | |
| Wow, 7 extra teeth... eck... #3895 | |
| Oh well... apparently I'll be blind, deaf and not able to move eventually, so I beat you all, hah. #3896 | |
| Oh, dash, ahh, okay, I get it, I get it... #3897 | |
| Hmmm, I really do like Edward, though. #3898 | |
| Hmmm, doesn't matter, he's just a cool guy who I want to share our glorious future with... whatever that means. #3899 | |
| Hmmm, if by some people you mean sharks... #3900 | |
| Hmmm... I was born without a roof to my mouth... beat that. #3901 | |
| like, if you look right into my eyes you'll see I've had surgery on one, but that's all that's really evident... #3902 | |
| Although, if you had experience with sticklers syndrome you'd be able to recognize stuff with me, but you can't notice it otherwise... #3903 | |
| Theta wing passes 4 Drakhai Krant 72,916 km from Nav. 1. 4 Drakhai Hhriss are located attacking the TCS General Powell near Nav. 1. After the dogfight, the Powell mini-jumps to Nav. 2. 19,810 km from Nav. 2 Theta wing engages 3 Jalthi. All of Theta's missiles are used against the Jalthi. During the return trip, 3 Krant are engaged. #3904 | |
| Gash Dekker it, I hate our summer op... #3907 | |
| anyway, I was going to have one of my usually incredible adventures... #3910 | |
| The Sivar Ceremony is like Christmas if to celebrate Christmas you selected a planet and converted/killed/enslaved its entire population as a gift to your war god... #3911 | |
| Oyster? Soy? Soyster? #3912 | |
| Sean from the popular movie "the exciting world of Sean?" #3913 | |
| anyway, as I was saying, now that I'm on Johnny's list, I can stalk all the WCP wingmen... #3916 | |
| He must not 'ave... well, lets tell him we want it... #3917 | |
| Actually, I'm just being paranoid... anyway, I was just noticing, you're the catalyst for all conversation anywhere... you stop talking about the a******* and everybody forgets it ever happened. #3919 | |
| Cause we have frickin odd topics like '2 dollars' #3920 | |
| That would rule... my mom wants me to go to college in Austin... #3922 | |
| Is the last one Dula VII? #3924 | |
| Because, you know, we don't want a Dund... #3925 | |
| We've always had a good relation with them for that sort of thing... they let us mirror the test... #3928 | |
| What is your third favorite Privateer PLANET counting sidewards? Is It In All Caps? #3929 | |
| I might think up a cool ass acronym to put after my name so people go 'HEY! It's the acronym guy! Kick ass!", because you know, people do that sort of thing... #3931 | |
| :Hey Vanhecke, I hear you're a war god too.." #3932 | |
| Hehe, except in a horrible accident involving the Kra, my 'outbox' no longer exists... #3934 | |
| Wow, Had, lets start a crime fiting combo... #3935 | |
| I suppose this means I'm more likely to burglarize criminals than I am to get robbed myself? #3939 | |
| The term 'Bluehair' was started by Origin, and as a joke his name became #3940 | |
| Blair when they finally decided he had to have a name. 'Brownhair', the #3941 | |
| name for the unnamed Privateer guy, was made up by fans... (note, I #3942 | |
| absolutely hate the name Brownhair... #3943 | |
| Speaking of commies, that stupid commie taco bell dog has launched its assault... #3944 | |
| It's threatening our way of life... attacking our space, destroying entire worlds... we fall back... all that... we need a McCarthy dog... #3945 | |
| Damn you Canadian. Always more safe then me... with your gold chains and your unlicensed fire arms... #3948 | |
| No! NO! NO!!!!!!... the extra '!'s indicating that I'm stressing the O... it sounds more better than NOOOOOOO! #3950 | |
| Stupid summer op... he's probably one of those commie dogs commie followers... #3951 | |
| Was it about the alluring Johnny Guentzel? #3952 | |
| Ahh, I'll do it here so others will assit me... #3953 | |
| Dols are to credits as one undefined term is to another undefined term. #3957 | |
| Wow... middle school... what a concept... if I end every sentance with 'mon ami' I'll be more angellic, mon ami... #3959 | |
| End: Only when you disagree with me, mon ami. #3960 | |
| Oh, well, you can be wrong other times too, mon ami... #3961 | |
| No, I'm always right, mon ami #3962 | |
| can I kick him? #3963 | |
| Hey... they're giving away free donuts in #... LOOK OVER THERE, A COMMET! Comet, whatever #3964 | |
| Yep, he doesn't have autorejoin on... he is odd... #3965 | |
| there are pornographic aces... #3966 | |
| Ahh, anyway, it's friday, take your mind off your troubles... #3968 | |
| chtchtchtchtchtcht. #3969 | |
| His own signature was his downfall, ahahahaha. #3970 | |
| In order for this to be a secret meeting we have to meet... #3973 | |
| I second the impossible notion! #3975 | |
| Anyway... we could build a ship out of wood right here on the station, right? #3980 | |
| You've never dated anybody from your ISP? #3981 | |
| Mon dieu! #3982 | |
| We're supposed to have secret service people preventing things like that... #3984 | |
| shake those o's, Tre... #3986 | |
| I embarassed myself in front of the vendors... #3989 | |
| Hmmm... well, if you have to chose between me and some girl... #3991 | |
| Somewhere along the line I'd like to think we grew up a little... maybe got a little more mature... maybe we learned something... but in the end... I think we'll look back, and we'll know that it was worth it... #3992 | |
| But... I guess we really can't blame him... afterall, what is life but a series of experiences? A series of experiences that define our very selves... #3995 | |
| I need a... thing like that.. #3997 | |
| Woo hoo! Nobody anymore? Because it's done? And when all is said and done, maybe you've finished something bigger than you can ever know? #3998 | |
| Because, Crid damnit, it's AMUSING... #3999 | |
| Hmmm... how could a man so right be so wrong? #4000 | |
| HEy GUys, SInce I USe A PC I TAlk LIke THis! #4001 | |
| I dunno... I was already out... and I didn't get beaten, raped or murdered... #4002 | |
| I wore my 'Cat: The Other White Meat' shirt, just so people would know... and my UO pin... #4006 | |
| I have, super sized cokes have nothing on the double gulp... #4007 | |
| I'm not a slurpee person... #4008 | |
| Groan... man was not meant to consume that amount of Sprite... #4009 | |
| OWN the original product, even if you CAPITALIZE every couple of #4011 | |
| You go, Haess! Get some! #4013 | |
| We couldn't find a strip club... so we had to get horses... #4014 | |
| ace bought me a pitcher of beer and we got drunk and bought horses... #4015 | |
| Centrax THIS... tcn@vega.intell.ships and minelayer? #4017 | |
| Oh, darn, the Confederation Net is gone. I hated that site with a vengance... #4018 | |
| Well, my other car is a P-64 SuperFerret... #4020 | |
| Wow... you're one in a million Chris... wait... no... you're a million in 6 billion... Hmmm... lemme figure it out... 1,000,000 in 6,000,000,000 Or does a billion have more 0's? I can never remember... Yep, you're one in 6000, Chris... Stupid armageddon contest, all I ever win is a medium drink... When is anybody going to use a medium drink? "I'll get X meal... and a medium drink!" You don't buy drinks sepratly. #4024 | |
| When is anybody going to use a medium drink? "I'll get X meal... and a medium drink!" You don't buy drinks sepratly. #4026 | |
| McFreezes? Aren't they called Flurries? #4029 | |
| My god, I've become what I hate most... #4030 | |
| "We're out of bort licenseplates, repeat, we need more Bort licenseplates..." #4031 | |
| Hmm... today, can we celebrate our independance day? #4032 | |
| Thirdspace party at my house. #4033 | |
| No, Fancy, I don't like bread, I'm the one person in the entire world who doesn't like bread... #4034 | |
| I pretended to be you to take Wizzy of the sop list in #Ah-Club, do you mind? #4036 | |
| I can pretend to be anyone... I'm a master of disguise... but Chris can pretend to be me... #4037 | |
| Hey Chris, I have this links thing for you... #4038 | |
| Bite me. #4039 | |
| <ChrisReid> e | |
| <LOAF> =mc^2 #4040 | |
| Jedi: WCHS died... it's gone, like... beer in the rain... #4043 | |
| Eeek, I thought only Akkbar had touched... that particular Wizzy organ... #4048 | |
| The sad pathetic thing of it is is that he's been sitting outside tryingg to join #Wing-Commander. For like 10 minutes. #4050 | |
| !skaerf eid #4053 | |
| when you kick Vinman... there's no Vinman to go "What was that all about?!"... #4055 | |
| Little lava based midget people? #4056 | |
| I think we did a real job on that whole generation of morons... we fought off him, and Scratch and the others... #4058 | |
| WCHS is not part of the military, nor is it a school. #4059 | |
| But tennis is like suck because it does... #4061 | |
| Morons are a race? #4062 | |
| Hmmm... wanna take up a class action suit against Had, tre? We can sue him for lag, apparently... According to those morons who wanted to sue UO, yes, yes you can. #4065 | |
| Chris has a list of all the deep thoughts... #4066 | |
| http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/7575/think.html #4070 | |
| Are you like Dana_Katherine_Scully in disguise? Ahhh, you're probably DKS in disguise... #4071 | |
| If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone. #4073 | |
| As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable - until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but a human head! [my favorite] Chris' favorite! #4074 | |
| Chicklet's a girl... we all like chicklet... #4075 | |
| We don't like Wizzy, though... #4076 | |
| Jack Handy made that up. but I'll steal it if you want... #4077 | |
| That's a kickass one. #4078 | |
| Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out. #4080 | |
| A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake. Then start an argument with him about who's going to go get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke #4083 | |
| Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like #4085 | |
| We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town #4086 | |
| As we were driving, we saw a sign that said "Watch for Rocks." Marta said it should read "Watch for Pretty Rocks." I told her she should write in her suggestion to the highway department, but she started saying it was a joke - just to get out of writing a simple letter! And I thought I was lazy! #4087 | |
| He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, "Dust to dust," some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them. At his hanging, he told the others, "I'll be waiting for you in heaven--with a gun." #4088 | |
| We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me #4089 | |
| I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas. Predicted future... at this very time that crappy Taco Bell dictator is attacking our borders... #4090 | |
| Hey, I've always wanted to say 'Search your feelings, you know it to be true.' in #Wing-Commander... Tre, make my dreams a reality... #4092 | |
| My god, this is so, so very so very very cool... #4094 | |
| We've come a hell of a long way in a very short time. #4095 | |
| Hehehe... it's funny, really... I'd never have imagined even working at the amazing World of Akkbar back then... much less through Origin... Getting news reported to me from the guy who runs the TCU... Hehehe... and you... well, you've always inspired awe <G> After all that time trying to get information from people like deathlok, it sure is odd knowing people at Origin who I care about more than I do getting news from them. #4096 | |
| Which is, in itself, a reason... #4098 | |
| We want tastefull nudity, like The Book... not all bold... #4099 | |
| I'm forgetting we ever had this conversation. #4101 | |
| No! Fight the power! #4104 | |
| Or... | |
| <Dund> Heh, Fleet Actuion RULEZ! Puke! Haha! Puke! #4106 | |
| I remember the sleepless nights I spent wishing I would stop dreaming about dinosaurs... #4107 | |
| Woo hoo! Decontaminate him and lets get back to buisness. #4110 | |
| No... see the other one. see the one I saw so you can be like me... except don't be like me because I embarassed myself, so... you know, do you... #4112 | |
| You can't see R rated movies, yet you review movies? That's pretty fucked up... #4115 | |
| I've never seen them ever enforce the rules here. #4116 | |
| You have to see it now! now! now! #4118 | |
| Hades... it's good to have you back... it makes our circle complete again. | |
| <ds9> Of course... someday we'll look at this circle... and it'll be smaller...</ds9> #4120 | |
| Well maybe the guild channel will, fucker. #4121 | |
| It's a funny story, by which I mean tragic... #4123 | |
| Yes. Yes you can... I personally play the tambourine... #4124 | |
| I sure do miss old... whatshisname... lets go get a drink... #4126 | |
| And you're feeling drunk on power? #4127 | |
| Zohrath is the epitome of 'jerk', and that's not just an excuse to say epitome. #4128 | |
| Well, he's old, he'll die. #4129 | |
| But it's the good kind of hurt? #4130 | |
| Hey, did you hear Hades talk earlier? He's only seen 3 movies in theaters. #4132 | |
| We are pure. Yes. We Were Pure. We Will Be Pure. #4135 | |
| It hurts... #4136 | |
| Oh my god... I had hot dogs for dinner... #4137 | |
| I always have Hot Dogs for dinner, but wthey. #4138 | |
| Hmmm, Vanhecke, last time I checked Germany was part of Europe... #4139 | |
| It would be forever on my soul if I hadn't pointed that out just in time... #4142 | |
| Heh, wow, I've ben waiting 3 lives to say something that cool... #4143 | |
| Commander Keen kicks ass. #4144 | |
| Tee hee, there are so many obscure future references in AS... #4145 | |
| The book is full of it, obscure and obvious <G> #4147 | |
| 'Cause he's Vanhecke. #4149 | |
| I'm just waiting to see Surge die a painful death... (Oh, Crystal Pepsi, we hardly knew ye...) #4150 | |
| Sparico makes more sense, but wth. #4151 | |
| I wan t os eei fh esh ear dfr om Boomer #4153 | |
| Hehe, nobody will ever call me 'no news' LOAF . #4154 | |
| If should haves were did's then we'd all ride horses... #4155 | |
| There are upwards of 5.5 billion people on Earth, Hades. It is rather egotistical to think that they'd ALL name their horses after you. And, I note, that "we'd ALL ride horses" means each and every one o fus. #4156 | |
| You're one bad ass little lady, Nut-Boy... #4157 | |
| Well... The Price of Freedom is eternal vigilance, Prophecy is policy... #4160 | |
| Semper fi! #4162 | |
| Herr Hitler is the Hitler of Psuedo Wing Commander fans... #4163 | |
| Can we have a 'Drink Vanhecke Cola' thing at the nagwcpblmg page? Not the Alt.Games.Wing.Commander Page, the (Bandit) Loaf's Merry Guild Page Page #4166 | |
| Guten #4168 | |
| Holy crap, did I do trivia this week? #4170 | |
| It must be because of my death... #4172 | |
| WTHUWTHH?. #4173 | |
| Wow, Chris can read my acronyms... #4174 | |
| That is so fuxked up... #4175 | |
| No... IPTKHITD... #4176 | |
| [] that size (on a really really huge HDTV) #4177 | |
| Damn Howard Seigel... #4178 | |
| Harakh, it's a conspiracy! #4180 | |
| What if they're one and the same? #4181 | |
| Hmmm... Sean's still online... still talking to him? I know what music you like, Hades... You like... hmmmm... Okay, I don't know what kind of 'music' you like, but I know what you look for in a biom... biome, however you spell it... #4183 | |
| I just love that Warrior trick... #4184 | |
| Arctic, Sealy. Actually Sealy is my little brother's invisible pet seal... #4185 | |
| Don't dis igner... #4187 | |
| Erm, Yo, Crid, lets interview Forstchen #4190 | |
| Hey, Vanhecke, we're gonna advertise Vanhecke Cola at the LMG page... #4195 | |
| Well, it's time to get back to business, yes... #4197 | |
| Learning and money making are *NOT* the same thing. #4198 | |
| Wait, you having a life was working on a tree house? #4199 | |
| Random Cat Parts That.... doesn't leave many parts... #4200 | |
| Usually you either have crappy commercials and a good drink, or good commercials and a crappy drink... Surge breaks all the rules, giving us crappy commercials and an awful drink... #4201 | |
| Hmmmm, I spend half my time a the mall, often with people, yet can't #4203 | |
| Exactly what do you view "Seamus McFlannigan" as an authority on? #4205 | |
| There's Something About Merry... Guilds... mine, that is. It's been updated... #4207 | |
| Dustin Evans is the SX Glory of people who suck... #4210 | |
| Hades... I never thought anything but money/fame/power/sex would come between us... but I'm going to hurt you if you don't turn of NS chat right now. #4211 | |
| Too late:/ #4212 | |
| Don't blend, don't break... #4213 | |
| You bastard, don't you ever talk about hotpockets that way... #4214 | |
| Damnit, quit the 0's... all of you... except Hadrian... even Hadrian... #4216 | |
| A gasseous outpouring of lava with a pizza'y flavor? #4217 | |
| There's something about Merry Guilds, the LMG page has been updated with a Vanhecke cola add... #4219 | |
| Maybe he's like a Dark Reid... #4221 | |
| Hmm... 250,000 No, it's not... dollars #4225 | |
| Wow, maybe you know Chris... Chris, you spend the night in strange hotels a lot, right? #4226 | |
| I'm more moronic, or in this case accurate... #4228 | |
| No, Chris' joke about Sirius was funny... #4229 | |
| The truth hurts, scars, burns and skins little kitties. #4230 | |
| Oh, go start a thousand year Reich... #4231 | |
| <ChrisReid> uncle's house.. bbl | |
| <LOAF> First off, Akkbar is not your uncle... second off, you're not going to Akkbar's house, you're going to your uncles... #4232 | |
| <LOAF> I could be a comediene... | |
| <Cpl_Hades> really? | |
| <LOAF> No... #4233 | |
| Wow, Had, can I live with you? In like 8 years or so once I'm done with college <G> #4234 | |
| Ahh, I wish Chris were here. #4236 | |
| Dash it, I'd settle for anything, word from anybody. Sean, Chris, Johnny, Boomer, Bill, Lynne, Peter, Mark, Andrew, Rocker, SOMEBODY... <G> #4238 | |
| Hmmm, the sky is full of stars and every star a nebula?\ #4239 | |
| We don't *SEE* this, we only see an explosion and a shockwave... you ASSUME that Kilrah is completely destroyed... put away all your assumptions, this is Science Fiction... #4240 | |
| No, 'the game' was designed to run only on futuristic super computers which don't yet exist... #4241 | |
| Delance is more intelligent than say, boring rocks... I'm not talking cool looking crystals, but like, granite, Delance is more intelligent than granite... "I wouldn't take granite to a movie" vs "I wouldn't take Delance to a movie" BUT... "Granite can't pay for my tickets"... whereas "Theoretically, Delance could pay for my tickets" And that, is how it works. Disclamer: That is not how it works. #4242 | |
| Woo hoo, can I kill Dolphins? Kix kicks ass, lets do it, lets kill dolphins and eat their precious dolphin meat, sought so long by Spanish conquerers... That'd suck, unless I can join them... #4243 | |
| Mailed... us... Dude, wait, he didn't mail Chris. Harakh, that's fuxked up.. #4244 | |
| Hey, Delance, I hate to say this to you, but we need you back at agwc. #4245 | |
| I can try and break my leg or something and come back if you want... but, that'd suck and I wouldn't get payed. #4250 | |
| I've not been on many boats. I went on one to get from point A to Greece... and whenever I want to your silly little country I took a boat... #4251 | |
| Whatwentwhell? #4253 | |
| I'm gonna eat Tortellini. #4254 | |
| Show me those questions again? #4255 | |
| heart... clenching... #4257 | |
| He can't, he's a poor author, when your phone bill comes I'll pay for the Forstchen call. #4258 | |
| I'm so softspoken. #4259 | |
| The only guy who's more interested in water guns than he is sex has to be the creator of Vanhecke Cola (wait, damn, it was my idea...... uhm, I mean, you, it had to be you... no one else but you, only you, you're the only one... except maybe Chris... except he's probably figured out some blend of sex and water guns... #4261 | |
| Chris "Stalker" Reid... #4262 | |
| You know you don't actually have to disconnect to change your nick...<G> #4263 | |
| * LOAF 30/07/98 14:26:09 http://www.ace-1.com/ahcz/title.htm #4264 | |
| I'm a supreme court justice... #4265 | |
| "Any news?", to quote the seal people... #4267 | |
| * LOAF_Away http://www.chrisreid.com/ #4268 | |
| Yes... I'd like to take the time to announce Cpl_Hades promotion... to leader of the Seal People... He'll be coordinating Seal People efforts with the latest Guild Campaigns... #4271 | |
| Or, you could bash in Dan Hardwicke's head like a watermelon... #4273 | |
| There are no problems, just unexpected delays <G> #4274 | |
| God, Zohrath is an ass wrapped in jack... #4275 | |
| Yo CREID, U R|_||3 #4278 | |
| The aces are like a cancer, and we're like... what cures cancer? #4279 | |
| I wishy Zowrath would leave, I want to kick Vidiot.. #4280 | |
| Don't they usually have low payed high school drop outs do that sort of work? #4282 | |
| I'm sure it was just a mistake... #4284 | |
| Well... some of us are bigger than life? #4285 | |
| Soccerguy is like Steves lover... #4286 | |
| My work here is done. #4287 | |
| Hades, you go left... I'll go straight through, and Tre right... #4288 | |
| No.. he USED your mind... there's a difference... a subtle difference... #4291 | |
| Klemme klave those kquestions again? #4293 | |
| C'est Troy bien... #4294 | |
| good thing the seal people aren't lame... #4295 | |
| It's not a lie when you say it in little letters... #4298 | |
| When and How did you meat Cris Reid? #4299 | |
| Hadrian's rockin 'em down with Had's Rockin Top 100... #4302 | |
| Anyway, my mother says I can make some long distance calls tonight... #4303 | |
| Opposites attract? Seattle sucks? SOperationsthing like that... #4305 | |
| Stupid Intellivision. #4306 | |
| an average 50,000 people are subscribed to UO each month... So Origin makes 500,000 dollars a month... #4307 | |
| 97.8 percent of people don't give a spacehand about most of the questions we're asking Forstchen. So lets leave most of them for the realaudio interview, but can you mail him to ask just about FC and upcoming stuff so we'll have something to open with? #4308 | |
| You know what sucks about other countries? they're country ip's. I'm not erols.us... I'm erols.com, god damnit. I'd never want to be .il or .ca or .pota... #4312 | |
| I thought he was an anti-paulsonite... #4313 | |
| I wish I was illegal in Germany... #4314 | |
| Fuxk, why don't we all play SubSpace anymore? #4315 | |
| Hehehe... want to know what the first game I ever played was? Leisure Suit Larry 1... My parents had no problem with me playing Leisure Suit Larry, but I couldn't own a Nintendo, because they were evil... #4317 | |
| Vanhgecke! #4318 | |
| You eat shit for breakfast? #4320 | |
| Lets take a relaxed attitude towards work, and watch a baseball game... #4323 | |
| Woo hoo, that URL works like hell.. #4325 | |
| Chris! We need you for some tecnical dialogue in #Wing-Commanders #4328 | |
| No, we've got the super soaker angle used up... #4329 | |
| Chris: Fuck, it's Johnny Guentzel... how the fuck did you afford a god damned CPS 3000? What the fuck does a whatever the fuck you are need with power gauges and lateral tubing around the fucking auto pressure release system? #4331 | |
| Johnny: Ha, I've given up the less noble pursuit of Origin-employment to follow my own non existant dream, owning a mechanic shop to fix cheap european cars... #4332 | |
| LOAF: Fuck, we've got a cheap Eurocar... can you fix it? #4333 | |
| LOAF: Fuck, then we're stuck in fucking Austin? We're running from the law... #4336 | |
| JOhnny: The law? You don't say? Well, lets take my van, I have to get out of here anyway... #4337 | |
| Chris: Why the hell is that? #4338 | |
| Johnny: What, you think David Downing actually skinned himself and wrote all that with his own entrails? #4339 | |
| LOAF: I didn't want to know that, lets go... #4340 | |
| 'Krulan' is too Krulan sounding for me... #4345 | |
| Any word from Bill hrai Forstchen nar Nak'tara? #4346 | |
| Do men often give you the shaft, Akk? #4347 | |
| Do you often refuse shafts? #4348 | |
| LOAF as I wanna be #4350 | |
| I want to edit scene 5... instead of the thing about David Downing... lets have 'You think I didn't make Boomer pay for that artifact fuck up?' #4351 | |
| Chris: What the fuck are we stopping here for? #4353 | |
| LOAF: The abandoned airfield, labratory, it's pretty obvious that this is the evil lab of the enigmatic Professor Trelane... #4354 | |
| Johnny: How the hell did you figure that out? #4355 | |
| LOAF: I... didn't, check out the sign... | |
| <cut to sign, cut back> #4356 | |
| <cut to, inside Professor Trelane's evil lab> #4357 | |
| Chris: Fuck, there's nobody h... | |
| <everything shakes, various objects d'art fall and shatter> #4358 | |
| Johnny: Fuck, kittens don't come in flocks, they come in gaggles... #4362 | |
| Trelane is carrying a CLIP BOARD, and acting JOVIAL... skipping towards us he scratches something off the clipboard and jovially yelps *tre gleefully flips around the list, allowing the camera to get a quick glance. A closer inspection will reveal various in jokes* #4366 | |
| Johnny: (eyes unusually red, speech strained) God... damnit... B-52... killed... my Vietnamese friends... #4368 | |
| Chris: You don't have any Vietnamese frie... | |
| #4369 | |
| Johnny: I've waited a long time for this... | |
| <shoots a laser bolt at B-52, which explodes into pieces, burning the airfield and Trelane> #4370 | |
| Chris: My god! They killed Trelane... you bastards! #4371 | |
| LOAF: Southpark sucks... wait, where the fuck did you get a laser gun? #4372 | |
| LOAF: wait, I want Tre's scarf... | |
| <grabs for the scarf, which is covered in a red gooey substance> Nevermind... #4375 | |
| Oh god, a crappy boring Eaglestory... #4376 | |
| Give Chris and thatWackNutBoy the interview? #4379 | |
| GonnawatchTV! #4383 | |
| ahhh, I hate to say it, but it looks like the CIC won't be up till I get back... #4384 | |
| Hardys is dry and sucky, Burger King rocks, so does Wendys... #4385 | |
| my school kicked ass in the steak and cheese sub department... #4387 | |
| Wizlut #4389 | |
| Hmmm... can I say something amusing-yet-sexually explicit and get it put in the #AH-club topic? #4390 | |
| Chris, yer interview is huge... I mean, its better than mine, but it's long... #4391 | |
| Hehehe... I saw the 'what's a normal day' question the other day and I just knew I had to do the Flash thing... #4393 | |
| Yeah... if only to impress the girls... Now... you may ask... 'what girls?', and I answer you with a blank stare... #4394 | |
| I don't have many principles, but no ugly banners is one of them. and the jerks over at Charles' Discount Widgets don't care how their add affects your web site's look. #4395 | |
| Now... if you want to make money to pay for the site, and only the site, there are probably a few ways. #4396 | |
| SirZeus is Akkbar in disguise... #4397 | |
| Wow, we saved 70 dollars. Rockin, okay, no more talk of ads? #4398 | |
| LOAFs is the plural of me... #4399 | |
| Dash it, Stalker, we're talking about Stalker, not Fireclaw. #4400 | |
| Yipeee! Light the fires and/or burn stuff because we can now log in to wcnews.com... Uploading the first stuffs... #4403 | |
| Uploading the first stuffs... #4404 | |
| No. He is scaring me... #4405 | |
| 3 minutes is 3 minutes in England, the US and on the moon #4406 | |
| cause I'm leaving tommorow on a jet plane... in a van... car... something... #4407 | |
| Yesterday: | |
| <Eagle-1> Hehe, the Nut Boy sure is cute... #4408 | |
| You seem to imply that you don't know Vancheee... #4411 | |
| Awwww, (imdb), Chris, (imdb), you (imdb) know (imdb) everything(imdb)! #4412 | |
| It feels sooo good to be back. #4413 | |
| That utterly utterly double sucked... #4414 | |
| God, I hated being away. #4416 | |
| Yeah, you got to go on a boat, I had to babysit a bunch of jerks 24/7 . #4417 | |
| IMHO, Wildcard is a guy. #4418 | |
| God, ace... wait, I mean, God, Chris... it's like you took my mind and like read it. Right color... #4422 | |
| Question... if a bunch of morons like ourselves can set up such a cool ass site... why can't other people? What is so special about us <G>? Yeah... I know... but why are we extra special? Why aren't we like... the random people? #4423 | |
| Chris! Great, lets get to work... #4424 | |
| Oh crab, the newsgroup... I haven't even tried that yet. and now I'm all cramping up. #4425 | |
| You've done so much... #4432 | |
| movie links DONE! Woo hoo! #4434 | |
| Oh... well, I was away playing camp counselor/sighted guide for a week... #4436 | |
| You just want to see violent death, Chris, look Johnny is here... #4437 | |
| Mission Mercenary? #4438 | |
| We're almost done... almost done... #4444 | |
| Had, do you have an ETA? #4445 | |
| I heard they were making a giant robot crab... dash, but I want to ride the giant robot crab... #4447 | |
| Do you see my name in Encyclopedia? #4448 | |
| One name per person. I don't want an Akkbarish "Dan Hardwicke is everything" kinda thing. Like... what graphics did Akk do, anyway? #4449 | |
| Yeah! The companies that sucker their customers out of hard earned cash without actually doing anything new are the best companies in the world... damn you, Origin, for making NEW WC games... . #4450 | |
| We're WingNuts... obsessing about Wing Commander is what we do... #4451 | |
| I KNEW there was something screwy... #4453 | |
| Okay, back to my way... #4454 | |
| Like everybody uses 3.0 . 3.01 I think... #4455 | |
| In fact, we have about 36 hours... #4457 | |
| Top right, okay, just get it done ASAP. #4458 | |
| Okay... well, show Chris, he'll do it. #4459 | |
| Then I'll figure out how to do it myself. #4460 | |
| So Had... you can't do it in time? #4461 | |
| Fuck... I don't have headers for the timeline or False Colors... Had, can you pop me up two of those real quick like? #4464 | |
| ewww... That would be annoying #4466 | |
| I think, my friends, I said at last, the CIC is ready for its trial runs... #4467 | |
| ll... Had... I Know What You Did Last Summer... and Hades... I STILL Know What You Did Last Summer... #4468 | |
| Its all fuxked up. #4469 | |
| Asking Phoenix about the font... #4470 | |
| Damnit, doesn't anybody understand IE? #4473 | |
| Chris, we've got both good news and bad news... well, not bad news, just work to do. #4474 | |
| and so we came to where we are today, on a precipace, we need to fix it for IE4 ASAP. #4475 | |
| Yep, the entire story was entirely changed. They had SCIMITARS:O Chris, hold me... the entire point of WCIV is lost with the addition of Scimitars... OLD SHIPS:O #4476 | |
| Tee hee, I wouldn't necessarily expect too much, I just got back from being out of town and decided it'd be easier to deal with 700+ agwc messages if I just kinda clicked them all read... #4477 | |
| Firstoff Vanchee, the > bugs me. Then, the <G> bugs me... then, the $ bugs me... #4479 | |
| Good question... maybe I should just wait until I hear from Phoenix... #4480 | |
| In theory, but my knowledge of JavaScript is rudimentry at best, Captain... #4481 | |
| you can in Wc1, but not 2 or 3 for *SOME* reason the designers of Wc1 didn't think players were heartless morons... #4482 | |
| But... is the CIC really good enough? #4485 | |
| Okay... honestly... I haven't slept... in a long time... so... I really need to go do that for a little while... No, I didn't get any sleep last night... I was here until like four, and then I had to make some phonecalls and such... #4486 | |
| fixed. Now... it looks right under IE! #4488 | |
| Don't hail me yet. #4490 | |
| You're also very seal-esque #4491 | |
| Depends. He used to be pure evil... but he's actually okay... #4493 | |
| OH! THAT'S what the name is for. I didn't realize that before... #4495 | |
| <ChrisReid> we got some more stuff done | |
| <LOAF> Wow, and I watched 'The Wedding Singer', so it all evens out... #4497 | |
| Chris, you live with a fantastic brontosaurus named Happy... stop making up stuff about a mom. #4498 | |
| NeoDevilBane pisses off Aces and normal people alike. He really reminds me of myself, if I were a complete and total asshole... #4501 | |
| He really reminds me of myself, if I were a complete and total asshole... #4502 | |
| I can't connect to wcnews:o #4503 | |
| Is Had here? I need a stHadus check... #4504 | |
| <WildFire-> William H. Macy is in everything | |
| <LOAF> Wild, you're like my brother... who said exactly that like an hour ago... You don't per chance have an unhealthy obsession with ubersucky actor/singer Kris Kristofferson, do you? #4506 | |
| Eagle despises WCHS and its replacement. #4507 | |
| Or... you could email me and be like all 'Tom spilled milk on the stairs, pass it on'... or you could email Trelane... #4511 | |
| Anyway, I was thinking... now that Tre brought it up... we shold try and assassinate the president so Jodi Foster will notice us... and then those Russians would be nowhere... #4513 | |
| I drank like 12 Mountain Dew's while I was watching that movie, so i'll be up until I have to go to that stupid web meeting tommorow.Hmmm... you know about johnnyrox, right ace? Oh... I'll notice you the secret information, wink wink nudge nudge... #4515 | |
| Firstoff Chris... you're always here... so... you ca'nt talk.. Secondoff, Chris, we're always acting stupid, so, you can't talk... Thidoff, I'm trying to get up of to 'fifthoff', which sounds pretty cool... That one seems so... I dunno... it was kinda.. it seemed strained. It goes for really cheap laughs;0 #4516 | |
| Yeah, they're cookies and cream twix bars... I got them along time ago, back when twix variants were cool... but they're like WW1 veterans, every year there are less and less... #4519 | |
| Yeah, the new Secret Ops page gave away like all of the SecretOps secrets... and now we sit and idly dream of passanger cruisers, thought LOAF to himself... Well, it tells us about all the ships we've been shutting up about. #4520 | |
| Boomer comes back tommorow! Boomer comes back tommorow! Hey, question, what does Boomer do? Does he have some sort of title? #4521 | |
| Hmmm... did I disconnect? Hmm... I can't really ever know... I could have disconnected years ago, and this is all some fantasy played out within my own mind... #4522 | |
| and who's brilliant idea was putting really-difficult-to-read text at the SO site? I've had to explain the zoom-in function to like 10 people today. #4524 | |
| So... how much did the thing thing thing? by which I mean... how much did the DVD drive cost? #4527 | |
| Hmmm... I'm half Bandit... #4528 | |
| Wow, Chris, you could be selling some sort of... thing... 'domo makes it better!' #4529 | |
| ace, you've come to see me through these dying moments... #4535 | |
| You added 'bands' because there are children here, right? #4538 | |
| release should go as planned. #4539 | |
| blazing fast? #4540 | |
| we kinda dissolved the agwc homepage <G> #4543 | |
| Had is good... Phoenix is the man. #4547 | |
| Wow, that sounds like an evil consortium or a foreign McDonalds... #4548 | |
| Hey Chris.. I'm not Sean. #4549 | |
| GUYS.. lets act civilized... #4550 | |
| Don't go off and do a you thing. #4551 | |
| Heyyy, it's KVanhecke, our resident pornologist... #4552 | |
| Hmmmm... you know what they call a Big Mac w/ cheese on Kilrah? I dunno, I haven't thought of that yet... Hmmm... Angel with Cheese? Something like that, somebody figure out something witty... #4553 | |
| Official 'holy crap' moment of the day... note the time, noon... Top day so far: 11 august 1998 with 1250 pageviews !!!!! . #4560 | |
| We're gonna kick ass ad ndstat tommorow. #4564 | |
| Wow. Anywho... just figured I should congradulate everybody on their efforts, seeing as most of you were away when I tried yesterday. #4565 | |
| Watcha bet Amazing!New Midway appears at the end of SO? #4567 | |
| Sure!thing... #4569 | |
| I'm practicing, I wanna be Johnny when I grow up... he's not bitter... #4572 | |
| I can't believe we're getting so many hits... did people like WCHS *that* much? #4578 | |
| The wit and wisdom of Gene Tang: I'd rather vomit that watch any episode of "Friends" #4583 | |
| Bout a week... it was delayed so long 'cause I was away. #4586 | |
| Stupid Hades, thinking what I say... #4587 | |
| * LOAF mumbles something. #4589 | |
| saying "OHMYGOD, I deleted the files subdirector" wouldn't be funny, would it? #4591 | |
| Yes... 'you' 'should'... #4592 | |
| Okay... I need... a thing... #4596 | |
| Uhm... ideas... I need some ideas... for the layout... of... the... timeline page... #4597 | |
| I would like to have passionate sex with you and Chris Reid... please reply ASAP... #4598 | |
| Erm, That sucks, Chris. #4602 | |
| if Johnny is the coolest guy ever... then this is maybe the 3rd coolest guy ever... except... he's in disguise... #4603 | |
| Its fun saying Guentzel... this is another Origin guy, whos name is also fun to say... #4604 | |
| Oh. Well... lemme rag on WCN once more today, then I'm done. #4605 | |
| Thou infectious full-gorged minnow! #4606 | |
| This is why Freddie the Fish fills me with a sense of terror and awe. #4607 | |
| My evil project got cancelled. #4608 | |
| dash, idiot, I'm an idiot... #4609 | |
| Seattle is a bastling judgopolis... #4610 | |
| Yemen is a cool word... #4611 | |
| I wonder if I should testify about my relationship with Monica Lewinsky... #4612 | |
| Oh... since I figured out how to use my notes file, I've taken some notes... on stuff for the CIC today, that I haven't fixed yet... #4613 | |
| God, that guys voice SUCKS. #4616 | |
| We *HAVE* to go to Austin real soon now (tm)... because 'Chris and LOAF's Excellent Adventure' would make a really kickass news topic... #4617 | |
| Teee heee... my brothers page... 1529 hits... ever... CIC... 1800 yesterday... #4619 | |
| You do so you freak. #4621 | |
| OH! a buffalo... of course... #4622 | |
| Hmmm... try 'Yes... but LOAF and Chris do not use the time machines they build last summer because it's unethical'... 'Therein, they did not travel to the future and find out that jealous Wizzy would try to fuck up everything' . #4623 | |
| Anybody 18+ here? Heh heh... 18 yr old staff members? Any <G>? #4624 | |
| Uh oh... and I'm... the 240th person to visit WCN. #4626 | |
| Wo'nt you be... out on you rown with a job soon? #4627 | |
| 4 years? Why the long wait? #4628 | |
| we'll hopefully get that load of Boomeranners soon... #4629 | |
| 17th in the list of Universities in Washington? #4630 | |
| <PotatoJudge> KILL HIM | |
| </PotatoJudge> #4631 | |
| What kind of evil robot can conquer the universe but not go up stairs? #4632 | |
| if Chris get back, MAKE HIM EXPLAIN THE DINOSAUR THING... #4633 | |
| Explain the dinosaur thing. #4635 | |
| GOod luck! On the hunt... #4636 | |
| Now you are the one who is Chris #4637 | |
| *sigh* Lemme make something up... #4638 | |
| Chris is away... times are abvilent... I make up words a lot... a new temp Chris was needed... you were chosen... #4639 | |
| Thank god that wasn't a sex thing... #4641 | |
| You got your scanner to work? #4642 | |
| Hey... wait... sudden stroke of brilliance... can't we just ban the GMS people and put them back? #4645 | |
| * LOAF needs a new 2D card #4646 | |
| I think I'll protest... Lets write a kick ass update... #4647 | |
| Scanner gone for good:o #4648 | |
| Ou est Boomer? #4649 | |
| I have to go to the Air and Space Museum in like an hour... #4650 | |
| Dash, our Namibian didn't come back... #4651 | |
| YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There's gonna be a Prophecy Gold official guide. #4652 | |
| There, that was a cool little update... #4653 | |
| Says who? Wouldn't the CV-14 have come before it? #4656 | |
| You should probably get your face tattooed... #4657 | |
| Speaking of which, Chris, my family has no problem with me skipping school to go visit Austin... <G> #4658 | |
| <kiss> ! #4659 | |
| Dr Sbaitso rules #4661 | |
| BTW... here's a bit of info that you may find tintillating... #4663 | |
| Lemme guess... you tried to swear at Dr Sbaitso a lot? #4664 | |
| HEHEHE #4665 | |
| OH, SORRY... WAS typing in caps locked... #4666 | |
| WTH is up with the CIC server? #4668 | |
| Eh? I thought it was because he enjoyed sex with old men... #4670 | |
| Wow... we have like the same mind... I was like 'Hey, wait, thats Wc3'... #4671 | |
| Oh, just promised some guy at the NG that the CIC would work with IE3 within a day... #4672 | |
| Wai! The problem with IE3 has been discovered, it's just going to be tedious to fix it... expect it in 24 hours. #4673 | |
| Star Wars was a musicle... #4674 | |
| Star Wars was gay... #4675 | |
| Wow, that'd suck... normally you learn to live with the smell of your own hair... #4676 | |
| Chris is one of my best friends. I'd rather be here with him than in there with a bunch of people I hardly know... Hillary, Steve, deathcom... people like that. #4679 | |
| The NERVE! They're selling their... PRODUCT?! What the hell sort of company sells things they make?! It's like they're trying to make some of this new 'money' I keep hearing about... oh, wait, SO is free.. you just have to spend some time downloading it (since you seem to be 'bout as cheap as a stray cat, you'll be excited to learn that the 110 meg download isn't necessary, only half of that is required...). Anyway, who requires days to download 110 megs? It'd be like 12 hours at 28.8, as I understand it... unless you live on Mercury or something, 12 hours is not even one day... #4680 | |
| Boomer!Male #4681 | |
| apparently the easy question is too easy.. #4682 | |
| We could cook and eat ace... #4685 | |
| Well... I HATE to be the one to mention this... but did you need facts or even a considerable portion of your brain to realize that Boswell is an asshole? #4688 | |
| What a moron, is he back yet? #4689 | |
| That doth pissedeth offeth Johnnyth... #4692 | |
| Hehe, you suck, nix the 'god a life' thing, Hades... #4693 | |
| I have like... lots of theaters around me, and DC is just a subway away, so I can see all the little stuff... #4694 | |
| Hehehe, we doth rule... #4697 | |
| Read the Wing Commander Movie novel to find out my rank;) #4698 | |
| Moron. I remember his 'amazing' p200, and then his amazing p233, and then it was a 266 ad nausea. #4699 | |
| That does it, I'm setting up the Hari Information Area. #4701 | |
| Dan Hardwicke? #4702 | |
| Wow, the opposite of Dan Harwicke... #4703 | |
| Err... good... shouldn't you two be off washing cars or something? #4704 | |
| Hmmm... I probably shouldn't ask...<G> #4705 | |
| Hmmm... that's kinda scary, when he's making no sense, right? #4709 | |
| So if he were talking about Hades here... he'd call him the Nut-Boy, right <G>? #4710 | |
| You coulda just hit !LOAF a lot until you got it... like 23,000 times... #4712 | |
| No, I stole that AND the <G>rins from LadyWhisper, in an attempt to someday have close secret ties with Origin... apparently it worked. #4713 | |
| Wait! ell me what Chris thinks of me... #4714 | |
| Wow, freaky, he tells people that. #4715 | |
| Weeeelll, I'm gonna go check eh gee double you see, brb... #4716 | |
| yep. you're right. we need work on the "Conversing with members of the opposite sex" area. . #4719 | |
| Wow, you met somebody who cares. #4720 | |
| I've never talked about WC. #4722 | |
| Hmmm, maybe I'm not ace... #4723 | |
| Wait, I'm loaf, he's ace... #4724 | |
| Yeah! What does it take for us ro kick him??? #4725 | |
| Especially after we kicked Akk... #4727 | |
| Soo... did I tell you I finally got that elusive ER date? #4728 | |
| Well... we've got thousands of years worth of stuff... Of course... it gets denser as we approach the war... adn then less dense... #4737 | |
| Oh... BTW... I have a horrifying story... I think I started the GGs... I remember... Eagle and a bunch of people used to come to a channel I started... #WingCommander... sans -... it was me and a bunch of older people who are now jerks... Gothri and such... I left them, and they turned into the GGs.. coincidecne? #4738 | |
| FINALLY finished with the Vukar fight. #4739 | |
| Does this look like #LetsTalkAbout#Wing-Commander? #4740 | |
| Hmmm... but it has delectable canon information... #4742 | |
| No, I mean that in my belief system things that Origin does are reguarded as superior... #4744 | |
| As soon as Forstchen gets off his Forstchass... #4745 | |
| Bring Celina some veggies #4746 | |
| Yeah, I like that pizza with the hole... #4747 | |
| * LOAF mumbles about P2 #4749 | |
| Yeah, I'm not much fun on a date... #4752 | |
| need him to do pointless CIC related projects... Moment for us, why the #4755 | |
| time obsessing over Chris... #4759 | |
| Over 1000 worlds, and it took 4 years... to learn more, just visit hari.com... which is probably a porn site... I'm not checking.... #4762 | |
| NONE of them are definatly his wife, though. #4764 | |
| Oooh, the you-have-know-life-gimme-porn woman? #4766 | |
| That doth kick of the ass #4767 | |
| Well, you'll have plenty of time to like cheese when you're LIVING IN A VAN, DOWN BY THE RIVER... am I the only one who doesn't get that sketch? #4768 | |
| Russians love us. #4769 | |
| Herein lies your problem... #4773 | |
| Because he's better than them #4774 | |
| Hmm, Foshko may want us to do some stuff for him, are we up for that? #4775 | |
| It fits with you're MO... you do something callous and idiotic, and then act aghast that you'd ever do something like that and for some reason assume that you're oh-so-superior to the rest of the universe, so therefore should never actually be blamed for your own actions... #4776 | |
| Why you did it is beyond me, you simply did... #4777 | |
| It'll probably be next year #4781 | |
| Just figure he should consider that when getting us more space. #4783 | |
| Oh well, tommorow is monday, people like Chris McCubbin will show up... #4784 | |
| You can't spell 'Wing Commander Prophecy w/ all the graphics' without '3dfx'... #4787 | |
| Hey Chris, you should probably put that in the book... #4790 | |
| How old are you anyway <G>? And how old is she? And does PITA mean what I think it means? #4791 | |
| Is your brother finishing his BA? #4792 | |
| Hehe, all of our enemies are effectively gone... . #4794 | |
| holy god... That's not supposed to happen... Chris isn't supposed to reset. #4795 | |
| I feel sorry for the WCN crew, they don't yet realize that as soon as Wizzy gets tired with... what is it he's doing now? #4797 | |
| Nature will eventually reach a climax community, we don't have to hunt anything... #4798 | |
| They got rid of the term Zog Cabal? #4799 | |
| LAG! OH MY GOD, I WASN'T EXPECTING LAG ON THE NET!!!! I'M SUING!!!! #4800 | |
| It'll cost me 3000 dollars to make a screensaver? #4801 | |
| I'd buy that... he's the sort of guy who wouldn't figure out the cloak... we can use Trelane's old mailserver to fake some messages from him, asking for help from WCHS... #4803 | |
| I like this... #4804 | |
| Dash, I love this job, something new every day... #4805 | |
| And where have all the Johnny's gone? Ooooh yeah, Las Vegas #4808 | |
| new bees! #4810 | |
| Hehehe. We don't have *THAT* much content... we just pretend to. #4812 | |
| Sure!thing #4814 | |
| Great. Fuxking brilliant guys. We set out to talk to Chris about going to Austin and we end up KILLING A NATIONAL HERO... #4815 | |
| I'm still working on finding a CIC intern. #4816 | |
| Well, I need to talk to Chris urgenty right now. #4817 | |
| Anyway, I was just realizing that I haven't called Boomer 'flavour blasted' since we set up the CIC... #4820 | |
| We got our FIRST .gov hit to the CIC RIGHT after Clinton's speech... he probably went upstairs and was too depressed to do anything but visit the CIC... #4821 | |
| that's .mil. I'm .goving... #4822 | |
| No, I'm just saying it completely sucks, it's not like I hate it or anything... #4824 | |
| Maybe we should shun him... #4826 | |
| someone oughta tell kolokov that he can get the VERY BEST FREE XXX PORN ACTION AT WWW.CHRISREID.COM... #4827 | |
| W h e r e d i d c r i d ? #4828 | |
| b i t e m e , n u t - b o y ! #4829 | |
| Gold gold gold #4830 | |
| Hmm... if I had a band... it could be called 'The Rubber Band'... #4831 | |
| Hey, Had got the Gamespot poll... #4832 | |
| That's not a question, you can. #4833 | |
| See Gee eye #4835 | |
| Can you spell G without 'G'? #4836 | |
| Dude, that's sick... #4837 | |
| * LOAF wants the public to see the Panther one, that's the coolest one. #4839 | |
| Faith lass, at's what's he's a doin.... #4842 | |
| Wait, just 2 of dads friends died, nevermind #4843 | |
| Lets all put 'The' in our email names... The LOAF, The Hadrian, The Chris Reid #4844 | |
| eck;/ #4846 | |
| Freaky... Chris actually Quit:'d... #4849 | |
| Those uniforms are fraeky. #4851 | |
| Oh, BTW, the guy at babbages reccomended me to myself... #4853 | |
| I didn't tell them, but I sure wish I had a card. #4855 | |
| Sometimes you feel like a Nut-Boy/Sometimes you don't/Barrie Almond's got nuts/Cpl_Hades don't #4858 | |
| Can you tell us how gold works, plllllease? Its confusing me and scaring my family... #4859 | |
| Thou dankish shard-borne baggage! #4860 | |
| Teee, Delance is a gang member. #4866 | |
| WTF is a Kwast? #4868 | |
| I hate #Wing-Commander? Why would I hate #Wing-Commander? #4869 | |
| Man, I wish I could hurt this clown. #4870 | |
| Hmmm... inform him that he is henceforth banned from all CIC contest events, up to and including the exciting SO promotions. #4874 | |
| Well... let me explain something... FRONTPAGE SUCKS ASS... thank you... #4875 | |
| Those were probably the same class as the Eagle... the origin LCVE's are probably uglier. #4876 | |
| Harakh... they didn't give you like tylenol with codine or something? #4878 | |
| Very Levy #4879 | |
| Good Will Nut-Boy, a script by Chris Reid and Bandit LOAF... #4880 | |
| Well, screw you guys, I'm going home... Erm... by which I mean, seeyall later, I'm off to purchase a DVD drive... #4882 | |
| I... did the dirty deed... #4883 | |
| Dash it all... I'm going to be 'one of those people' now... Yeah:/ fast connection, DVD drive, I've got 'one of those people' written all over me... #4884 | |
| You're living in the past, Chris... #4885 | |
| I *offered* to start a war with scotland, but somebody said no... #4888 | |
| Uhm... Hades... when you cut yourself, get a bandaid before you pee in a cup to test for infection. #4891 | |
| Licking!? What are you, a fricking Vampire? #4892 | |
| I have 2 brothers and a sister and a dog and 4 cats and 2 hamsters... #4893 | |
| Hehehe, yeah, you seem rather chipper, Chris... #4894 | |
| * LOAF loved the Gulf war... #4896 | |
| Yeah! And the Constituation guarantees us the RIGHT to bear biological weapons! It's not even one of those 'its not a right, it's a priveledge' dealys, its ENTIRELY a right, therein we can do whatever we want with them... #4902 | |
| Our cool Generation X pop culture roomates, DUH... #4904 | |
| Am I the only one who thinks that it's rather screwed up that Russia is condemming us for attacking Afganastan? (sp! lots of sp!) #4905 | |
| While I still remember: Had, I had a dream about you... you were like a 3d Quake guy one might see in one of those big Voodoo 2 advertisements... #4906 | |
| Oh, my dad has been looking for an excuse to steal one from work... #4908 | |
| Wow... that's sad... he's gone from eccentric choclate creator to pawn for failed corporate giant Charlie's dying company... #4911 | |
| Hmmm, the DVD Empire is not helped by the fact that it sells porn... 2001 is *NOT* 'sensuous'... #4912 | |
| Not much, just discussing the ethics of madness... okay, just discussing the fall of yesterday's industrial giants... okay, we're talking about Willy Wonka... #4913 | |
| His casual disregard for human life just reminds me of the kind of person who'd run a militant terrorist group or a concentration camp... #4914 | |
| Wizzy craves attention, whether it's negative or positive doesn't matter to him. Par example, note how he has some different crazy project each week in hopes of winning some accolades... I don't know what accolades are... #4917 | |
| It's admirable that you don't check, however. #4918 | |
| My sister says hi #4919 | |
| You talk about yourself in the third person? #4921 | |
| you pretend to be some sort of music guy, covert them to mp3's yourself. #4922 | |
| Will do #4924 | |
| Okay, Hades... when Chris gets sick, fall asleep at Celina's... #4925 | |
| I'm assigning it to you, NutBoy. #4926 | |
| Are you betraying your UNIFORM? #4927 | |
| I assumed you just had a top hat and a monocle... just like the American Mr Peanut... #4928 | |
| * LOAF is about to install 98... #4930 | |
| I... have returned... #4931 | |
| "I can't believe he'd do something completely unethical like that, I have to akick him, I hope you understand..>" #4933 | |
| He doesn't leave the channel anymore... he's paranoid... #4934 | |
| It took about 24 hours to fix all the hardware conflicts it caused... #4935 | |
| Hehe, you just never seemed like the type to do evil stuff to #WC... #4937 | |
| Eag's always been a crazy old jerk, don't let him change you. #4938 | |
| I henceforth pledge that I shall not enter #Wing-Commander again. #4939 | |
| We should have a ceremony to clense ourselves of the dashed place... #4940 | |
| And, well, if I had to pick one type of media with which to have sex, it'd be DVD... #4942 | |
| We need to get some sound clips of him addressing Mr Reid... #4943 | |
| Win98 gave it some fucked up driver. So... I'm going to set the Linux box to connect to Erols so I can mail and such. #4944 | |
| * Trelane alt.binaries.erotica.fetishes.small-penises.wizzy 2890 new articles #4947 | |
| Dear Chris Reid, Sb9b5 is a moron. Thank you. | |
| <kiss> Barrie "Stuart" Almond #4948 | |
| Today was the CIC's best day since inception... #4950 | |
| 4.09 percent Canada. #4951 | |
| Our requests have fallen on death ears... #4953 | |
| Then every guy who owns one can think he's really funny by naming it Ally McBeal... #4955 | |
| Had did me too... #4957 | |
| Somebody cross my fingers for me... #4960 | |
| Jerk, his trivia score is going down... #4962 | |
| Yeah, especially if two of you are women and one is me... #4964 | |
| BTW, the Marriott in Munich is the best... #4966 | |
| Duh, Hades, fly military... #4967 | |
| When I was in 2nd grade I stayed in Paris for a month, slept in a bathroom... #4968 | |
| By 'fly military' I mean 'hijack a Harrier, those things are cool'... then you can sell the Harrier for 700 lbs... #4969 | |
| How come Hades can make a dollar sign but I can't make a pounds sign? #4970 | |
| �ing moron... #4971 | |
| Wow, that sucks ass #4972 | |
| Evidently, it's a cookie thing #4976 | |
| Chanserv has defected?! #4977 | |
| Tre... I want you to take ace and jace to hunt down and kill the communists... #4978 | |
| * LOAF hasn't gotten to Dizzy dying yet #4981 | |
| I dropped a bookmark at Dizzy and Confed Redshirt #3 having sex... #4982 | |
| That Chris Reid esque guy makes Colonel faster than Blair... #4983 | |
| I could make a 'the book of 4983 numbers' and it'd have more entries than that... #4986 | |
| Hmmm... tommorow is Sunday... #4987 | |
| Sunday is a bane for news... #4988 | |
| With... the one other member of the fbla... #4990 | |
| http://www.gameworlds.com/graveyard/technosaur/technosaur.html #4996 | |
| You're never going to be my successor if you keep insulting the fish... #5000 | |
| Dunno, I thought that was just the fictional home of Robin Hood... #5002 | |
| official type people give speeches, cheerleaders give freshman tours, and we throw paper at them... #5006 | |
| England is pathetically small, right? #5007 | |
| BRILLIANT, CBF, music that has an effect on the audience! We should inform Digital Anvil immediatly, what if they're planning on having music that has no effect on anything whatsoever?! #5008 | |
| I have no idea what a Cavenport is... #5009 | |
| Yeah, you would have been a use... two years ago, they had an open set for Priv2. #5014 | |
| Damnit, I want 10,000 dead ants. #5016 | |
| Oh, sorry Bart, I didn't realize that you, Jay Leno and a monkey were bathing a clown... #5017 | |
| Check me out, I'm all erolsy again... #5019 | |
| Harakh, 415 new agwc posts... #5020 | |
| Why are these channels obsessed with eachother? #5022 | |
| When in close combat a klick can be as short as a meter... in open space, a klick can be up to a kilometer... #5024 | |
| From point to point, tis km #5025 | |
| Good, don't ever change. #5031 | |
| Ahhh. You'll be saving that money for a long long time... #5032 | |
| Hmmm... you know what sucks? I can't contemplate suicide until I know that there aren't any WC products in the works... #5035 | |
| Mornin' Glory (Like you guys didn't want to say it...) #5036 | |
| * LOAF is reading Crime and Punishment #5037 | |
| It's against my religion... #5039 | |
| Wow, ironically, lots of campers are talking about fishing, setting up tents and campfires... but NOT Quake 2! #5041 | |
| But a golden monkey has spread the virus here... #5042 | |
| attach the word cyto to anything and it becomes infinatly cooler... #5045 | |
| BRILLIANT, Trelane... Fucking brilliant... #5046 | |
| Damn, I wish I'd said Jennifer Cytolove Hewitt #5047 | |
| Cytoace! #5048 | |
| Cytoace Love One... #5049 | |
| Cytobandit Love LOAF #5050 | |
| SC SUCKS... DOWN WITH SC... Destroy your SC CDs! FIGHT THE POWER! Do you want to know MORE? #5052 | |
| Already precisely 7 steps ahead of you... #5054 | |
| Chris is the main character... #5057 | |
| Oh... well... Blair is a Pilgrim... Which... is freaky... apparently there's this group of people... pilgrims... who can navigate space w/out instruments... #5060 | |
| *** Trelane was kicked by LOAF (LOAFScript: Idle 10 seconds, autokick.) #5062 | |
| Like "Iceman SC'd on the kitchen table"? #5063 | |
| I'd be PROUD to suck at SC #5066 | |
| My god... this can only mean ONE thing... Chris has OBVIOUSLY gained the ability to see the future, and knows something good will happen... #5068 | |
| You know what's funny... Eag is always online now. We've scared him onto never disconnected... he thinks we're going to take over the channel. He sits in front of his irc client 24 hours a day now... Like Hitler in his bunker... #5072 | |
| Sarah "Kylie" Casey #5074 | |
| I set the rules... all Tre does is follow them, and now he's said the coolest thing ever.. #5075 | |
| Hey Tre, there's a grub on Hadrian's leg... #5076 | |
| I dunno, I'm thinking of putting some sharp metal objects between me and the kitchen... then I can cut myself when I go to get a soda, and I can say 'it's okay, because I got to have dew'... #5077 | |
| Haven't you heard, Had? That's the one thing LMG is good for... #5078 | |
| Chris! What's the news? #5080 | |
| What are you looking forward about? #5082 | |
| well stow it, there's no excuse. #5083 | |
| Origin doesn't work on the weekend #5084 | |
| He kept typing /me wc3intro.rm 44khz CD-QUALITY . #5086 | |
| I didn't have anyh problems downloading SO either... #5087 | |
| If Operation DTM proceeds, and Vanhecke is killed, then Angel may never exist... #5089 | |
| And I was talking to wldmk... Get me some veggies. #5090 | |
| Rawsh sivrak! #5091 | |
| I can't eat raw human flesh:/ #5092 | |
| Wow, Chris, you ruined my joke, but nobody 'll know. #5096 | |
| Thinks he knows everything; I used to be like him... before I started to know everything... #5098 | |
| It would be better than the WCHS mailbag... (Akk responds to one piece of mail in a boring manner..) #5100 | |
| We're giving ace the fleet, by which I mean a bag, A male bag #5101 | |
| Yeah, the timeline is delayed due to technical problems... I'll post something about it this evening.. #5102 | |
| Hades you idiot... #5103 | |
| a bigot is one of those spider robots that patrols Rama... #5104 | |
| Okay, who gets next go at her? You or I, Chrid? #5106 | |
| Quit saying friend, its pissing me off. #5107 | |
| Okay... lemme decree something... okay... we need to move #WIngNut when the movie official site goes up. Since it's gonna have an IRC channel... so... we should move to whatever server it's on.. right? #5108 | |
| Naturally, I'm fact checking stuff for the movie site... naturally yall are helping... #5109 | |
| There were no marine scenes in SPR and there are no marine scenes in the movie. #5110 | |
| Maybe he took a different kind of brain pill... #5112 | |
| Hmmm, basing Israelis in #WC, I can't last long... they love Israeli's in there... #5113 | |
| Yeah. But we have to remember that 98 percent of the people in the universe are complete morons... Hehehe, the problem is that that 98 percent are the people we serve. So we can't kill/hurt/mame them... #5116 | |
| I'm just some moron with a hat... and I broke the back thing on my hat... #5117 | |
| Wow, that 'find something to do' fitting together thing is odd... #5119 | |
| Thanks to American missile strikes, my first choice for post high school education has been destroyed... #5121 | |
| Chris is in Seattle, hopefully not sleeping... because that would be a cliche... #5123 | |
| We can give the alien a cold... By which I mean, kick VINMAN NOW NOW NOW #5126 | |
| It would be a tie. Wait, Chris would win #5129 | |
| What's the wingspan of a Fw-190A-3? #5130 | |
| Funny 'cause it's true... #5131 | |
| How come there were 80's women in the 80s, but there aren't anymore? #5135 | |
| I think, that it's time to share the memories... #5136 | |
| I think I was talking about the Blair thing in FF... #5137 | |
| Err, something *like* the Blair thing, actually... #5138 | |
| That was... just the other day, trying to set up the frickin DVD... #5139 | |
| Yeah you're living in the past Byyd, quit living in the past... #5141 | |
| Erm, but I'm heading out... #5144 | |
| Dash. Sure, live without my theories of his dark wartime past... #5146 | |
| The first and last words out of your mouth should be sir. Read me? #5147 | |
| Hmm... maybe instead of saying cool stuff... you could constantly send people odd text files with amusing names... #5148 | |
| Uhm... so fun I'll just get a cola and stay up... #5149 | |
| Same as ace. Naturally, to get WCIV... #5151 | |
| y00d #5157 | |
| I don't remember what y00d was. #5158 | |
| God, Dund was an idiot. #5163 | |
| <LOAF> | |
| <deathlok> Now editing the movies | |
| <LOAF> Akk was also a moron. | |
| <LOAF> *** Dundradal has quit IRC ("When you kill one it's a tragedy, when you kill 10 million it's a statistic." Soviet Premier Joseph Stalin) | |
| <LOAF> Dund, still had sucky quits. #5165 | |
| Find some funny Eaglogs #5166 | |
| If it enhances WC it's worth it... #5169 | |
| Everything I ever done, I done for WC... | |
| <cut to the love theme from Loaf's Life> #5171 | |
| Speaking of whores, is Dune 2000 out yet? What did that stand for anyway, I never figured it out. WOR... the building that produced the heavy troopers... #5174 | |
| Hehehe, I'm on my dads computer, the linux box isn't working. #5178 | |
| I swap cats for fun and profit... #5179 | |
| You see an ace-1 hole, you NUKE IT... #5181 | |
| Oh, you do it, I hurt... #5184 | |
| SO, while you're out, pick up a kick ass in your face attitude... #5186 | |
| Wow... you sure handled yourself well under pressure. #5188 | |
| I'd assume that the biggest battle ever was the defense of Sol... #5189 | |
| You be here at 10 LST, Chris? #5190 | |
| Now... the people who make Quake... damned intelligent. They've found a product taht appeals to the LCD... #5192 | |
| Loser pays... of course, technically we're both losers. #5193 | |
| deathlok! I was hoping I'd see you... #5196 | |
| Hell, if we switch to being a hard core porn site we'll be number 1. #5197 | |
| There's no quadruple X... is there? #5198 | |
| I always thought it was triple X because like, superfemale, 3 x chromosomes... #5199 | |
| Okay, I've divided the LOS into 3 sections: games, books and other... #5201 | |
| Red goes with combat. Blue goes with knowledge. Not that many ancient Indians will visit our site, but I like to know they'd be able to understand it... smooth... I'd say... flowy... #5202 | |
| Some freakysih new groups have given us hits. #5205 | |
| Gonna sue if the missions aren't pulse pounding... #5206 | |
| Those damned 5 year olds piss me off so bad... #5209 | |
| WELL YOU SUCK YOU LITTLE FREAK #5212 | |
| Hey, lets pretend to play chess... Queen to Horse, E eleven #5213 | |
| You're older than me? No way, why do you lie like that you liar. #5216 | |
| (well, Darkmonk, he brought the moron level up to like 441...) #5218 | |
| Yeah, I call Chris names all the time... Like 'Crid'... #5219 | |
| Vice Presidenty guy coming over in 18 mikes... #5221 | |
| The rest are all "hey, u wnt 2 download sum pr0n??///????/???" #5222 | |
| A friend of mine was on the Gettysburg... #5223 | |
| James Boswell says he has a Pentium II 600 (really a 688! Don't tell Intel! HAHAHAHA) with 34813321 megs of ram... He also says that in Wing Commander V Origin will premiere the amazing SorthakHellcat, a brilliant mix of the Sorthak and Hellcat artwork from the WCIV original site. "Hey, babe, my PC is a PII 400... it's really a PII 466, but hey, don't tell Intel! | |
| <obvious applause and laughter> " Also, I can pretend to be a musician and then ask questions like "How do you convert an mp3 into a wav?" Also, no matter how much the rest of the world hates me and makes that fact incredibl obvious, I will STILL THINK THEY ALL LOVE ME BECAUSE I AM JAMES FUCKING BOSWELL AND THAT IS THAT... #5224 | |
| you didn't something HORRIBLE AND UNQUESTIONABLE. #5226 | |
| Uhm... if it's NOT a Phantom, Chris... #5228 | |
| This REEKS of industrial sabotage... #5229 | |
| Little do you know that the director of Prophecy is hearing you talk. #5234 | |
| Wait for me in heaven, Had #5241 | |
| The best damn pet store in the city? #5242 | |
| Origin *DID* start their downloads tonight, if you knew where to look. Of course, Origin's downloads were so as to allow the *other* sites to get SO tonight... #5244 | |
| wcnews is kitchier #5245 | |
| You know what else were the days? Yesterday, last week and a year ago... #5246 | |
| Stupid CIC staff, lets get our clubs and bash in their skulls to use as decorative ash trays! #5248 | |
| Holy cat dogs Cridman... Top day so far: 27 august 1998 with 8504 pageviews We don't just kick ass, we flame broil it and serv it with a side of fries... #5252 | |
| We don't just kick ass, we flame broil it and serv it with a side of fries... #5253 | |
| I absolutely LOVE the dialogue... #5254 | |
| Valgard? Where's Valgard? Who cares? #5258 | |
| Hehe, the Cerberus' is one hell of a ship... #5262 | |
| I'magonnawrapmyselfinpaper and grab some screenshots for our SO section's ship database. #5263 | |
| He meant real people like Maestro and Amazon... #5264 | |
| You have a new record post count every time you post... #5269 | |
| Foshko told me how to pronounce your name... #5271 | |
| What'd he say, CHris? (As you may recall, my brain was removed by beautiful women attempting to save their planet or something)... #5272 | |
| No sign of Roulette yet... there's always hope... #5275 | |
| EXCUSE ME PEOPLE... we were talking about Roulette. #5279 | |
| NO, SHE'S MINE, HANDS OFF ED... #5280 | |
| Uhm... no, but we've heard her voice... #5281 | |
| Damned Other John Romero... always taking John Romero's name and dying... #5285 | |
| Nah, normal people do'nt attack Hydras. #5288 | |
| There's a certain school of thought that says I'm done... everything except the index is done #5289 | |
| Your real name is Knut Boyy? #5292 | |
| my dad just called from work. Somebody asked if he was related to Ben Lesnick. #5293 | |
| Hmmm, 51 US Government Employees, and 51 Koreans... #5294 | |
| Ye gods, the Cerberus is one impressive ship. #5295 | |
| Hehehe, did you see Casey's log entry? BRILLIANT, mentioning the missiles. #5296 | |
| 'plebe' abuse should be punishable by death, I must see 48 morons a day use the word and have no idea what it means. #5297 | |
| We'll miss you, BUG #5300 | |
| I'm gonna go eat breakfast, then I'm gonna watch 2010 DVD some more... #5302 | |
| Groax/boan #5304 | |
| No, we want pepper0n... #5305 | |
| Pr0npper... #5306 | |
| You'd like to speak to Peewee Herman? Dude, you're sick... #5307 | |
| God sucks ass, didn't you see Star Trek V? #5308 | |
| Well, I'm happy, I got to say 'Mr. Excitable' at agwc... #5311 | |
| I can't find that picture... looking... #5315 | |
| Also, you have to carve pittance in the side of a dog... #5316 | |
| Hmmmm... I'd ignore it, there are better ways to get porn... #5317 | |
| Yeah, it's Ella except bigger. #5318 | |
| Tis surely on my other computer. I just have to dwelve to get it... #5319 | |
| Haha, like I could sleep while SO was downloading... Like I've slept SINCE SO downloaded... #5320 | |
| Nah, thanks to him the CIC got 10,000 hits in one day... #5321 | |
| Of course, I'm already seeing Colonel Devereaux... #5322 | |
| There are units smaller than minutes on my counter... #5323 | |
| He's got you there... #5324 | |
| But we don't *WANT* to listen to the faceless masses complaining about how slow they are either. We *KNOW* how slow they are. #5326 | |
| Nay, the first game implementation was in 2669, for Wing Commander Armada: Proving Grounds, where an anti cloak was available. #5327 | |
| How does having someone of the opposite sex feeling sorry for your pathetic ass make you intelligent? #5330 | |
| Oh Crid, don't tempt us... #5332 | |
| All the McDonalds in my area have converted to self serve drinks, there's no point in super anymore. #5334 | |
| THEN... they'd have to have curly fries AND you'd get money... #5337 | |
| Take some time off, pl,ay So first. #5338 | |
| Hehe, for 2.90 I can buy 10 burgers on wednesday... #5339 | |
| Prolly 'cause its a stupid Privateer fan thing. #5344 | |
| Anyway, did you listen to Johnny last night, Crid? #5345 | |
| Origin guys shut up when I mentioned my time theory... #5346 | |
| The god damned bugs wacked us, Johnny! #5349 | |
| Interesting, any of you apes looked up Courage? I can't beleive I didn't notice this already... but ONLY ONE JUMP LINE. The bugs had to move THROUGH Ella to get there... that's odd... #5350 | |
| Yeah... and we know they're hiding near Ella, too. #5351 | |
| Or perhaps... their gate doesn't exist... YET... maybe... its created in the future... #5353 | |
| * Note, they just ran All Good Things. #5354 | |
| I was kidding about the future thing first, but now that I mntioned it to Johnny... #5355 | |
| (The unidentifiable Piranha is trying to contact Mistral Sea. #5356 | |
| According to Johnny the Mistral Sea will come online DURING SO... and Boomer specifically said there were hints in the trailer... #5357 | |
| Chris is THE Capricious Carrier... #5363 | |
| Please tell me WCP DVD will be available soon in some package? PLEASE? WCIV DVD spoiled everything for me <G> #5364 | |
| Thousands of capships were destroyed during the war... #5365 | |
| Are you insulting Privateer 2? cause it sounds like your insulting Privateer 2... #5366 | |
| Who is 'srv-3-44.roc.ny.frontiernet.net'? #5368 | |
| I assumed the woman was just a mdiget... #5371 | |
| You know what'd be cool? #5374 | |
| No, if you were murdered... right after that picture was taken... and we could find out who did it by enhancing the reflection on your watch... #5375 | |
| Well, Had, now that you don't have lipstick you can't be part of my fictional rock band... #5377 | |
| My names Forrest, Forrest Admans... that's a right nice KORG MIDI module you've got there... bet you could go anywhere with a KORG midi module... #5379 | |
| Okay... looking at the picture I learn a lot about you... For example... you own a DUST PAN #5381 | |
| That woman has a wedding ring and half of DS9 on her shirt... #5382 | |
| That's just paradoxical. #5384 | |
| Is she older than Bruce Willis divided by 2? #5388 | |
| There, my notes on the picture are complete. #5391 | |
| I'll pretend to know what to do if you tell me how old she is. #5392 | |
| Crashed deliberatly? Erm... Chris is an op, not a god... well, he's sort of... nevermind... #5393 | |
| we need our own IRC software... crIRC... it can be fully BOL compatible and have all the sucky features we want... like hard and soft running porn... #5394 | |
| Hmmm, am I the only person who thinks that Marsha the cartoon Marshalls woman is hot? #5395 | |
| the like black and white woman and her hair is always over one eye... #5396 | |
| I dunno why, but I always really liked her... I'm so pissed off that she's married now. #5397 | |
| http://www.adcom.net/marshal.avi Check it out. #5398 | |
| Hmmm... I wanna write an editorial. #5399 | |
| WCIV got trailers before major motion pictures. #5400 | |
| Bloated Dead Seal Award for Excellence #5401 | |
| Somebody made a big god damned mistake... #5403 | |
| !LOAF #5407 | |
| !LOAF #5408 | |
| !LOAF #5410 | |
| !LOAF #5411 | |
| you have a sucky IRC. We have to put a new one on that comp... #5412 | |
| Thats what I was saying last night... #5414 | |
| It'd be funny if you kicked Templaar. Not officially... unofficially, nail the bitch... #5417 | |
| Chad Miller rocks ass... #5418 | |
| Rizzo scares me... #5420 | |
| No way, Hades is my bitch... #5421 | |
| If you were'nt wanted we'd just kick you. #5422 | |
| Satan's voicemail sounds nice... #5423 | |
| Hey Chris, how many are there? #5424 | |
| I've seen Gavin's amazingly empty homepage... and I've seen the Sage Page... #5425 | |
| The 5422 best things I've said... #5426 | |
| Ace, you used to give away so much more... #5429 | |
| The god damned bugs whacked us, Johnny! #5431 | |
| He made the universe... and killed 3 million people... (Chris McCubbin killed like 10 trillion people, though) #5433 | |
| You realize, of course, that Johnny has the coolest birthday possible? 6/6/69 #5434 | |
| I'd like you to stay the hell out of my channel, but you're not that smart... #5436 | |
| Hey, we need lapel pins... #5438 | |
| Eeek, stupid school:/ * LOAF is so non plussed.. Have to write a fing essay... #5439 | |
| The ship database, numerous references to the Confederation. The existance of a Talon. #5440 | |
| You seem to have ignored all of the intelligent points... #5441 | |
| Hey wait... was the present day movie made by Origin, and do they claim that it's part of the WC universe? If you've answered no to either of these questions, then quit making silly comparisons which have no relevence... #5444 | |
| Gonna bring it to school and grab a printout from my moms computer right after... #5447 | |
| * LOAF is avoiding writing his essay #5449 | |
| No problem, I have the same discussion 10 times a day, and you were much better at it. Usually ends with like "WELL I HATE U!!!!!" or something. #5451 | |
| a sterile mule #5454 | |
| You'll die of overbleeding, of course #5455 | |
| Oh, just send it to me and I'll make a cool .doc for printing... #5456 | |
| I was consulted on certain factual aspects. #5457 | |
| "Secret Operations was by far the most exciting super puzzle game SX follow up of the year, congradulations to all the people at MicroBit..." #5458 | |
| I'm faster than a nutboy #5460 | |
| The Nut-Boy is on speed #5461 | |
| Gharal nar Hhallas... #5462 | |
| Wow, I have one eye.. #5464 | |
| The Book has been numbered #5468 | |
| 5400 some quotes... numbered from 1-5400. #5469 | |
| non squidors #5472 | |
| Oh, Happy died at Khorsan, the girl during the retreat from Munro #5475 | |
| Lust is a normal word. #5477 | |
| Speaking of which, what are your familieses names? #5478 | |
| Does it turn you on? #5479 | |
| HAHA, too late sucker, he's asking you because I told him you were the only SOP. #5481 | |
| You have to dress sexy to please him... #5483 | |
| he knows how to please Eag... #5484 | |
| Harvard, MIT, the Louvre... #5485 | |
| Hade, did you do you rjob? #5486 | |
| Hmmm, Byydo discovered our secret layer... we'd better kick Haesslich out... Wait... Proxima was considered part of Deneb in 2654, therein it must have been Kreiger. #5488 | |
| Why do you only have like one pillow? I have like a dozen... do I lose them when I get married? I have like 4 in my bed and others on my couch thing... #5489 | |
| Wanna examine some dialogue? #5490 | |
| Stupid pigs... did you see the avi? #5491 | |
| He's such a great pilot because he's a pilgrim. #5492 | |
| the top 10 scoring pilots are all pre-2650 when Kilrathi shields were very low tech. #5493 | |
| Chris! #5494 | |
| Not on any books, its on this tiny little passage... #5497 | |
| we only have 300 megs on the device? I thought we personally were limited to 300 megs #5500 | |
| I thought you'd be like "LOAF... I've shot your dog" or something, yes I'd like to see them... #5503 | |
| * LOAF will buy Dune DVD soon #5505 | |
| hehe, brilliantly detailed. #5506 | |
| Print it out and do it at school or something. #5508 | |
| I'm tired of Star Wars. #5510 | |
| Glad I'm finished this essay. #5511 | |
| Glad to be back, I suppose... #5512 | |
| At least you're getting some... #5515 | |
| Yeah, u du thaz thing... #5516 | |
| Maybe Chris 'll be there too... and we can take notes and watch the movie... #5519 | |
| Except I work at the store. so, I prolly can't do it at lunch... after school I guess... #5521 | |
| ace:o #5522 | |
| Oh, yeah, you're an astronomer... where's Oort? #5524 | |
| I HAVE THAT GAME! My jerk off little brother (the one you haven't met) is ALWAYS playing that... #5527 | |
| Yeah... its called Solarquest... but the cards are called Red Shift cards... #5528 | |
| Never figured out the metal fuel rod things. #5529 | |
| In France I had to drive 40 miles just to get to McDonalds. and my mom was pregnant w/ my little sister and she got obsessed with McDonalds food... so that was annoying. #5531 | |
| These are Devil Ray's... the WCP ones are Devil Ray Ace's... #5532 | |
| Yer leaving I'm grieving. That was pretty sorry ass... #5533 | |
| And go do bed, you being up at 10 is scaring my fish... and I don't OWN any fish, other than a collection of rubber squids and a pile of Admiral Ackbar dolls and figurines... #5536 | |
| There are like 40 different banks in my sorry ass little city... #5538 | |
| *!*@*.il is pushy, so we have like 10 Jewish holidays off nobody has ever heard of... #5540 | |
| H'varr Kahn 'n Avahn Ras 'n Grakneth Dak and stuff... #5541 | |
| Have sex with a dog? #5543 | |
| It'd be like 'Brave New World' #5545 | |
| Well what does he *mean*? #5546 | |
| if I was going to have some sort of sick relationship with an Origin employee, like duh, Johnny... #5547 | |
| if I had 200 pieces of paper that weren't for SO I'd print TBOL... #5549 | |
| Is there a 'The Best of the Bible'? #5550 | |
| I took them in Germany, cause Germans suck... Like I wasn't headed out of Germany fast as my swedish made car could travel. #5551 | |
| Wow, that could be a model number on some sort of old IBM workstation... #5552 | |
| Vanchee Must Die! #5554 | |
| A good year... me and my partner were assigned to cover the streets of New York city... New York, or simply Town as we called it back then, was a far different place... so, one must come to expect a far different story... it was February 17th when this particular story began its long slope towards conclusion... #5556 | |
| Team pic...? #5558 | |
| Oh, Chris and Pepper and I... #5559 | |
| Yeah, we didn't use it up this time. #5560 | |
| We should put up a link to that avi at WCNews... #5561 | |
| Akk wants to come back in? #5562 | |
| Ooooh. I thought you'd seen the CIC staff group photo... #5563 | |
| And I wanted to see what you looked like... when you're not in front of a multicolored backround... or something... #5565 | |
| Hmmm... can I aop... hmmm... somebody? #5566 | |
| msg chanserv aop hitler@*.nazigermany.org #5567 | |
| that's true, they just copy it for their pages so they can have long link lists too... #5569 | |
| The message board is fubar until tommorow. #5572 | |
| Yeah, I should make a site like that so people think I'm Johnny... #5574 | |
| We never flew with Downtown... #5576 | |
| * LOAF lives in the country #5577 | |
| Yeah:/ and the docs are corrupt... #5581 | |
| The docs are corrupt... they started off not corrupt, that's how we got the uncorrupt version we have at the CIC. #5583 | |
| tommorow is monday, Chris. #5586 | |
| I need a tasty snack cake... brb... #5587 | |
| Hehehe, WCNews in redneck is so cool... #5588 | |
| The Map: The Book would be cool... #5589 | |
| Awwww, we all assume there's parts of the universe that aren't on the map... the important thing is that a lot more of the universe has been uncovered... #5590 | |
| I'm also a crewman on the Tiger's Claw... #5592 | |
| We can ask Confed's chief stellar cartographer... #5593 | |
| Erm, a nice quality pretty one. #5594 | |
| Thank crid I remembered Gaia. #5596 | |
| and the 'unmapped' jump line in Priv... #5597 | |
| He's odd in a bad way? #5598 | |
| WC is not fucked up, as long as we have vigilant people like Captain Johnny Guentzel, Pilot Officer Brandon Strevell, Seargant Barrie Almond and Lieutenant Chris Reid! They'll keep fighting... and they'll win! #5600 | |
| How come Sommers is in Confed space, but there's a nar Som'mers clan? #5602 | |
| Hmmm, Had, what if we color over the Locke map and make it a huge line drawing type thing? #5603 | |
| Hey, Chris, lets make a deal... #5605 | |
| Banannable... pertaining or relating to a banana? #5606 | |
| BananaramaChrisReidama... #5607 | |
| Soo, now that that other guy is gone, what about my time theory...? #5608 | |
| Its not a real time theory, Glory. Just a weird Mistral Sea thing. #5610 | |
| My English teacher scares me, so I have to redo everything... #5612 | |
| And I have to go eat dinner, so you'd better tell me quick... #5613 | |
| ahhh, that rocks, I didn't get home until 5PMLST:/ #5614 | |
| I love the new anatomy teacher, though... #5615 | |
| oh, btw, I think the Mistral Sea really is from the future... or at least Johnny is leading me to believe so... #5616 | |
| Svet! #5618 | |
| Yeah, have to finish trivia (urg) and I have some updates to do tonight... #5619 | |
| I think texturing may have killed the Vesuvius' chances for SOitude... :/ #5620 | |
| KICKASSNEWS! #5621 | |
| Oh, whew, its something cool that we need and not British porn.. #5624 | |
| THE ENTIRE CERBERUS CREW TALKS IN BIG LETTERS #5625 | |
| No, not really, Hades said you needed to talk to me, but Hades was wrong, o so wrong... #5626 | |
| Seeya in hell, Hades #5631 | |
| No, I think that mother nature is inherently evil... she... or possibly he... causes world wars to happen... therein, she's trying to take over your mind. #5633 | |
| Sucker, complete moron, whatever... #5634 | |
| That is a pretty cool nick... #5635 | |
| Erm... quelle faux pas... #5637 | |
| Nothing like the smell of morons in the evening... #5641 | |
| I don't think there's any stupider breed of people than high school students, and I say that hypocritically... #5642 | |
| I'd have to say that 90 percent of high school students are morons... #5644 | |
| Think about it -- if you're just going to get yourself thrown out, why the hell did you go to school? #5646 | |
| and I honestly tell you that most of my comrades are complete idiots. #5647 | |
| Dagger is the class of '20 ? #5648 | |
| chtchtchit #5649 | |
| No. I am a senior, thus I have one year left. One year minus two days #5650 | |
| Perhaps when we awaken tommorow morning, we shall have the trailer... #5651 | |
| Incan Monkey god Studios has been kicking ass forever. #5652 | |
| My new lab partner 'as played SO... Except she's a she, so I think I'm in love... #5658 | |
| No, there's no religion that believes in more than one ruler of hell, is there? #5659 | |
| Chris is I, I is Chris Wow, I can rap... #5661 | |
| He had that woman who ate pomegranets... #5663 | |
| Its weird. Its... just odd... lemme see if I can get some more... #5664 | |
| on SUNDAY!? That's the lords day... which means I get to spend time off with my family... #5665 | |
| SO is what gets me through the day. That, and the fact that my body produces vaulable chemicals I can later sell... #5666 | |
| We should sell our craptastic web abilitys to buy DVDs for everyone. #5668 | |
| Its... like... bigger than a normal novel... like... a novel and a half upwards... and widewards... #5669 | |
| Oh crap... I'll bet I sent it to CReid@aol.com #5670 | |
| You didn't ever actually say what it was, did you? #5671 | |
| We could talk about that weird Foshko movie... but we're not... #5673 | |
| It's coming through now, Kahn... #5674 | |
| Great, now both Had and Haess are making porn... #5675 | |
| Did you ever get anything from Tangy? #5677 | |
| <narration> Yes, something was indeed wrong, but nothing as sinister as Mr. Loaf assumed. Indeed, Casey was simply becoming a man...</narration> #5678 | |
| If Boomer is from the future... that explains why he posted that SO fiction before he was supposed to... #5679 | |
| You want things to suck your energy? #5681 | |
| Do you know about the baby pandas? #5682 | |
| I only spend 6 days and 7 nights there... #5683 | |
| Can I be the woman? #5684 | |
| This blows! You put a 'free' game on the internet, with schnazzy interface, but you only make it for wintel machines??!? I will be hard pressed to actually buy any games from you...not that I have much in the way of choice from your company any more. Thanks for nothing. #5688 | |
| Wow, Chris, you could run a phone sex line... #5690 | |
| You go girl... #5692 | |
| Murphys, Hades, Plunketts, oh my? #5693 | |
| Yall can't have new alien ships, right? Because you don't have a Syd Mead? #5694 | |
| Speaking of which, do we trust Chris McCubbin to write the book of our dreams? #5696 | |
| He's been talking about it to us for a while, and he just gave us stuff to post at the CIC... #5698 | |
| Soo... how many Vesuvii are there? #5701 | |
| Oh, Byydo, be 3 dimensional, we changed the layout. #5703 | |
| So who the bleep are all these new reoccuring fiction characters? #5704 | |
| Wow, that's just odd... which Chris McCubbin based work got everybody mad? Just the WCP guide? #5706 | |
| Mmm, people #5707 | |
| Forstchen doesn't even care about keeping in step with his own books. (mad at Forstchen for not getting back to us yet... #5709 | |
| HEY, WHY DOES THE MIDWAY CREW WRITE EACHOTHER EMAIL IN ALL CAPS? #5710 | |
| Uhm... topic, both Blair and Maniac's fathers are named Arnold; what's up with that? #5711 | |
| ZPID=R IZ K00L. #5712 | |
| Uhm... truth or dare, is Chris going to call Celina? #5716 | |
| "Hello, Earthlings" "What planet are you from?" "Earth..." #5721 | |
| Oh wait, I was talking about CMOS, not ISDN... but it works both ways... #5723 | |
| So we're just waiting for any women to show up in #WCNews so we can play strip wc trivia... none yet... yet being the operative word... none also being an important word... #5725 | |
| So what *IS* that code, anyway? #5726 | |
| I just wanted to say 'devilrayishly'... #5727 | |
| Isn't that like replacing a dead cat with an even deader cat? #5729 | |
| Its one of those scary u r ez guys... #5730 | |
| Hmmm, it must be great at parties, telling people you made the universe... #5731 | |
| I met a female SO player today... #5732 | |
| Majestic is at Ella? #5733 | |
| Chris Roberts sucks, Captain Johnny is god... #5735 | |
| Well, he threatened to kill me, but I think it was the good kind of threaten to kill me... #5737 | |
| Naturally, I forwarded it to Chris... #5738 | |
| It has wacky kitchen value... #5739 | |
| Wow, type /who *who* and the last person on a really long list is Had... #5740 | |
| ooooh, and there's a #RussianSex... #5741 | |
| Soo... is school stressing you out as much as it is me? #5744 | |
| Wow, me too... except replace that with 6 LST... #5745 | |
| I'd still be asleep if I hadn't been pelted with cheap hamburgers... #5746 | |
| but they have plasma weapons that destroy superbases in one shot... #5747 | |
| Ahh, I'm not stopping to wait for you... #5750 | |
| Og reid AS! Og yke AS! #5753 | |
| Ella r00lez... #5754 | |
| Hehehe, that was cool, but what happened to the Tereshkova? We bring it to the Cerberus and it dissipates. #5755 | |
| Somebody made a big god dammned mistake. Go to the episode 3 section... #5759 | |
| The Behemoth isn't for ship to ship combat... #5760 | |
| Holy crabcakes, I just got a really fu'd email... #5761 | |
| I think that alien salvage will cause some pretty gruesome problems... #5764 | |
| Hyuck hyuck hyuck, your so great, society owes you... #5765 | |
| Wow, thou art uberscrewed up, you had trouble INSTALLING every WC game? #5766 | |
| That's a pretty dashed cool starbase, but you can't win and see it. #5767 | |
| Everything you needed you learned from playing Wing Commander? #5769 | |
| I don't have a third period on Friday so I went to my moms office and surfed... #5770 | |
| my toe hurts, my toe hurts, my toe hurts... #5773 | |
| Guys at WCHS? You realize that Chris was the links guy at WCHS... #5775 | |
| Well, its only appropriate... And quit lying about Origin... #5777 | |
| I'm enjoying myself way to much... #5778 | |
| SOmeone tell Wldmk he's an asshole! (of course I'm kidding, if he doesn't already know he's not going to listen now...) #5780 | |
| #Wing-Commander: The Only All Israli StarCraft channel. #5781 | |
| Tell Wldmk that the /msg command is a valuable tool for the use of IRC today. #5782 | |
| www.suck.net #5783 | |
| Cause yer some freak. #5784 | |
| Wow, the people at the SMAC forums must be truly stupid. #5785 | |
| I do'nt want to know which one of us Wombow is... #5786 | |
| Why can't we access government satellites? Our tax dollars PAID for those satellites... #5787 | |
| That was the 'Raptor'... #5788 | |
| It's hydralarific... #5791 | |
| Tinder Boxes are real thingses.... #5792 | |
| Synthetic? How fake... #5795 | |
| And tell her... tell her a storm is coming, that shall awaken even the emporer of the known universe... wait... I mean... tell her that Hadrian died for her sins... and that... hmmm... tell your mother, you were right... Also... please discuss the duality of man as examined in Wing Commander: Heart of the Tiger, by Andrew Keith... #5797 | |
| Dunno, I wounded my foot and jumped out early... Well... its a tragic story much like those long Greek novels by famous people... picture if you will, the wonderous kitchen of LOAFsfamily, circa 17:30 YD... Now, picture the horrible terrifying twing of the microwave releasing a shrill to announce the comming of death, destruction and hot dogs... now, imagine if you will the journey of one lone man carrying set plate of hot dogs, death and destruction accross to room to the hot dog rolls lying in wait with cheese... Now, imagine the horror as set man stutters, dropping the plate onto his big toe, and scattering the hot dogs to the ground, where they are consumed by a Chinese Pug Dog... And then I made some more hot dogs and went upstairs in pain and I'm still in pain but not as much pain... #5798 | |
| Heya, LOAFie bringsa you kidsa the free pizza, why you have to go and make fun? #5801 | |
| Hades is learning to make amusing non sequiters so as to replace me when I die... #5802 | |
| He's only like a year younger than me, though, and he lives in crime infested Britain (Note the lack of 'Great'), so there's a good chance he'll die before I do... #5803 | |
| I was... but then I was dehabilited by a horrible toe accident... #5804 | |
| Oh, yeah, he's always sending me mail about you... 'I don't understand it! Chris Reid finds something wrong with everything I do! There's just no way to please him! Why doesn't he like me?" x10". #5807 | |
| You know... Vahecke and I are very similar... in that I really hate Vanhecke, and judging my his awful life, Vanhecke can do nothing but hate himself... #5808 | |
| Wow, with that calm lack of emotions, the Nut-Boy could very well be from the planet Volvo... You know.. with all the other calm emotionless Nut-Boys... Because you forsake your homeworld of Volvo... #5809 | |
| Am really going to go visit the UMD campus... if I see someone fitting Dan's description (arms and 1+ legs) I'll shoot them and wear their skin... #5811 | |
| Good, get some rest or something... #5813 | |
| Secret Ops is the one with the 'week' plot. I'd say 'moron, get a spellchecker', but it wouldn't really help in this case, you're just an idiot... #5814 | |
| mine was way more spitefull... #5815 | |
| Also, I have been to the promise land and I have seen the mystical watermelon-cat... #5816 | |
| Damnit, I'm selling you into slavery, I don't care how illegal it is... #5817 | |
| self destruct in privateer. #5818 | |
| You screwed a weirdo... #5819 | |
| * LOAF frink-devil_ray.wav 312394 Bytes #5820 | |
| but we'd need Reid to use it too, and that other guy too... #5821 | |
| When the moon was destroyed htey probably switched to the planet itself for producing weapons 'n stuff... so, it became quickly barren... #5823 | |
| The Combat Information Center: The World's Only Non-Vanhecke Provider of High Quality Wing Commander Porn #5828 | |
| Speaking of which, I promised somebody I'd show them The Book, can I get a copy? #5830 | |
| What sort of secret Ops stuff doth thou need...eth? #5831 | |
| People keep saying that to me... so I figured I should start saying it too... #5832 | |
| Wow, Goldfish crackers come with a toy Boomer now... #5835 | |
| what else do people ask? Lemme go to the moron board... #5836 | |
| mailing a copy to you... second attempt. Heaven help me if there's a CRud1701@aol.com #5838 | |
| Uh, oh, Chris... That freaky Sparrow guy wants to have hot X-Wing vs TIE Fighter sex with you, you 15 yar old gril... #5840 | |
| I'm taller than Johnny... #5841 | |
| Which one is Johnny? Isn't that a woman? #5842 | |
| I'm thinking Jason Yenawine, but I don't know why... #5843 | |
| Who's the girl next to Nakamoto? I like her... #5844 | |
| The entire Confederate fleet is falling back to Proxima Centauri... ...to prepare for the defense of Deneb Sector #5846 | |
| I'm not normally a praying man... but if you're up there, PLEASE save me, Superman #5852 | |
| Stupid risks are what make life worth living #5853 | |
| So... sex is less important than Bond to you? #5856 | |
| He's going to go talk about WC at a lesbian orgy, duh... #5857 | |
| wait, is lesbian a proper noun? Are you supposed to capitalize it? #5858 | |
| CIS, bond would work for CIS... #5859 | |
| wrong channel. #5860 | |
| Allen is hot for you, CHris... #5861 | |
| Check out the 'Wing Commander Funs' thread at the CICCZ.. #5862 | |
| I used to worry that there were millions of WC fans out there who just didn't use the 'net... but now that can't be true... #5865 | |
| * LOAF shoots a DOUBLE HELIX DATA STREAM at Cpl_Hades_Away. #5867 | |
| Nut-Boy, you're STILL the one... finish the ship specs. #5868 | |
| I need some knifty genetic code afterwards... somebody get me a random strike of A's, T's, G's and C's... #5870 | |
| Oooh, Chris did it in 4's... #5871 | |
| Wow, that sucks ass, did you get to pick some cool classes and do you live in a dorm? #5873 | |
| "How do you spell your first name, G-E-O-R-G-E?" #5874 | |
| "If I were a drink, would I be classified as a beverage?" #5875 | |
| If we shot Jedi in the neck, would anybody notice? #5877 | |
| Yeah, I think its from my cat... Because I was wearing my cat around my neck... #5880 | |
| Are you syyyyced? #5881 | |
| Aren't you some guy I don't like? Oh, I should kick you then... #5882 | |
| What does 'peace out' mean, anyway? Does it mean I can hurt people? I was hoping it was like 'no more peace allowed here' and that when somebody says it you can start a drunken riot... #5885 | |
| Anyway, I had this brilliant idea... we could make all these derogatory remarks about #Wing-Commander as if we had no life, and then Jim could paste them there, because he's so sly! #5886 | |
| 4 GiGs ang GiGs of the hottest XXXChrisReid pr0n, go to altavista.digital.com #5887 | |
| Is it fake-people-bother-Bandit night? #5892 | |
| Items to 0 matching the query "Chris Reid." #5893 | |
| DON'T FLOOD ME OFF, YOU FREAK #5898 | |
| Hadrian kills Hadrian:( #5900 | |
| WELL YOU KNOW WHAT!??!? YOU'RE LAME! I should really stop saying that... it ruins conversations... #5901 | |
| God, they're desprate to bring in people... #5904 | |
| Oooh, keep joining, they'll akick 'WC'... #5905 | |
| Wow, I got kissed in #Wing-Commander for no reason!! #5909 | |
| Japanese, that sucks. #5911 | |
| One word describes you, my friend, and that word is agrarian #5912 | |
| Wow, I've never had the ability or want to covertly alter an election before, but now... #5917 | |
| And that is the story of how the mouse got his grey... #5918 | |
| I have to go to dinner... when I get home remind me to forward you THE AMAZING CHRIS MAILS... #5919 | |
| Don't he just suck ass... #5920 | |
| This is a chan against darkness? #5921 | |
| Yes. As thus, I have platform shoes... #5922 | |
| What the hell is a king ant? #5923 | |
| Its like I sold my comb to buy hair... #5927 | |
| My walls are too very precious to punch... #5928 | |
| The entire country is probably in ruins because of Byyd... #5930 | |
| Someday... we'll look at this circle... and there'll be an ace-1.net... #5931 | |
| Roundtangles we call them #5932 | |
| Yeah, and I hate how the cream 'filling' inside a cupcake is neither cream nor filling... #5933 | |
| We'll just extract a price from your soul... #5934 | |
| Oh, Chris, the Chris voted most likely to have a burger named after him emailed me to ask about marine weaponry... #5935 | |
| Oh, yeah, I'm not gonna go into any trouble for the guy who's name is synonymous with WC... #5938 | |
| Oh, Chris, I've got a John P. Guentzel for you... #5939 | |
| I have LOAF, but I've never seen T. Liam McDonald nude... nay that I even know who he is... where for art Oldziey? #5941 | |
| Wow, it's the second most attractive tv sci fi woman... CHRIS! #5943 | |
| Other than the fact that I got covered in sticky green seaweed, cut myself several times, lifted 400 bags of oysters 3 times each, ate sucky food and realize the pointlessness of planting oysters... that rocked! #5945 | |
| Hehehe, WCN is getting a suck ass new look. #5946 | |
| Oh, BTW... I've figured out the perfect crime... Act like you know everything about SO but don't want to say... then tell people that to test whether or not you're God... erm, tell 'em it involves a binary star system... #5947 | |
| Wow, veggie-girl hit 62... #5948 | |
| The computer always kicks my ass in practice. #5949 | |
| Damnit, did we kill the bees? I mean... that'd be... a good thing... and a bad thing... #5950 | |
| He's not as much a guy as he is a Mon Calamari.. #5951 | |
| your family. 9. Putting 'Privateer' in your name doesn't make them love you. 8. You can't swing a dead cat without hitting a Jalkehi. #5953 | |
| Hmmmm... tuesday off... Some Jewish holiday... Ras Nik'hra or something... #5955 | |
| Captain Simian and the Space Monkeys rocks absolute ass, but we're talking about real talking apes... #5956 | |
| "Oh no! We had to jump out of our aircraft before it blew up... LUCKILY a web of laser targetting automatic machine guns, computer, blimp and camp site survived..." #5957 | |
| Vin just played with his poll watching Showgirls... #5959 | |
| Hehehe, sex sells? #5960 | |
| f or pertaining to Johnny... caring about the WCU... /me heads for the {system} system. #5964 | |
| Smily. It was Smily. #5965 | |
| So... let me get this straight... your friend called you up 'hey, lets go screw around...' and you said 'YES, I'll bring six large novels!' #5967 | |
| You know where we can get slave-girls, right Chris? #5968 | |
| Or better yet... we could get all these horses and set them on fire riding into town spreading terror and disease... #5969 | |
| Dunno, I'd rather my ego be manifested through the superior quality of my actions rather than commentary on support of superior actions past... #5970 | |
| For I have been to the promise land and I have seen the secrets of the official site... #5972 | |
| I love people who've never heard of the WC cards... I mean, I wouldn't marry one, but it's nice to see their funky reactions... #5975 | |
| Do you live in some freakishly uncivilzed country? Possibly pre-cambrian era Africa? #5983 | |
| I thought it was a burger with an olive next to it... #5984 | |
| I'm in 12 and I've had Chemistry, Biology, Physics, Anatomy, AP Biology and AP Chemistry... #5987 | |
| Wow, I'll wear that low cut dress, then... #5988 | |
| uhm... well, check your mail. I forgot to forward you my reply to Boomer... #5989 | |
| Oh, also, according to Boomer freaks like Hades can't play.... #5990 | |
| Freak (f-reek): 1)a birdlike race from the planet Firekka. 2) people who aren't from the US. #5991 | |
| and not the Eddie Murphy kind of Gumby... #5996 | |
| Hey, my dad was killed by a talking head, of course they offend me... #5997 | |
| I dunno, Jonny1500 is pretty k00l... #5998 | |
| <Hadrian> .oO(That Chris Reid sure is hot...) #5999 | |
| Hmmm, Governor CavaLOAF and Admiral Reidak... #6000 | |
| I wasn't aware that there was an old meaning to "BBQ buddies"... #6001 | |
| inCReidable... #6002 | |
| In the book they say they can't just blow up planets because the bugs take prisoners and the MI doesn't leave anybody behind... #6004 | |
| * LOAF throws a shrimp at ChrisReid: =:@\|\--< #6005 | |
| Tis Ras Nik'hra or something... #6006 | |
| Well... WCN probably noticed... they'll have a seething editorial... in 3 weeks... #6007 | |
| Delance's Dream Date "Hey, crusty slimebag, I'm really ornithopter, wanna go back to my place?" #6008 | |
| join #XXXNutBoySexPalace #6011 | |
| Lets talk about something more important... am I the only one who thinks the new cartoon KFC commercials are damned freaky? Speaking of which, isn't he like a Confederate officer? Shouldn't we have hung him for war crimes or something a century ago? #6013 | |
| Didn't I already know both of those things? #6014 | |
| Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, that Lactose freak is some #W-C jerk off... #6015 | |
| Yeah, people are idiots... because it disagrees with some book the 0th century of Steven King probably wrote to make a quick buck... #6017 | |
| LOAF ---> Has Blood. Has Blood? ---> Chris Reid! LOAF ----> Chris Reid! Therein, I'm Chris. #6018 | |
| "There's a 1 in 49014u89103920310382901382901ui03u19083u120898x10 to the 3338123 chance that it'll explode and kill stuff in Florida. Lets violently protest" #6020 | |
| it's probably this one fat guy and his hollow plastic wife... #6021 | |
| So anyway, Dan, I was thinking, we should start a late night talk show... we can call it Up LOAF with Vinman... or the LOAF Late Show... or the Really LOAF Show... #6022 | |
| Hmm... can they be lesbian greek gods? Or elderly lesbians? I think we can sell either of those... #6023 | |
| 'Reid a Chris' #6024 | |
| Dash, there's no '/everybodyexceptHadriannotice' so I can't do like /nohadnotice Oh my god, wasn't he here last night? #6026 | |
| Fade out... fade in, a large enclosed area, with the typical bright whites of a utopian society... Two large cats sit in the middle of the room. They're grey and orange, but walk non-erect like house cats... Friskers: You know, Sam, we can't go on like this... Sam: Yes. I shall press the button to destroy the universe. A large red button is pressed, cut to SFX shot of the universe being destroyed. THE END, roll credits... backwards... #6028 | |
| I'm already working on LOAF: The Movie 3... it involves Russia sending cosmonauts to start a colony in the '60s, and then their perfect communist society launching a sneak attack on us thousands of years later... #6032 | |
| Chris: Wow, the ducal signet ring... of house Hardwicke... #6034 | |
| C&C2 has giant robots... I've never trusted giant robots... never forgiven them for the death of my son... #6035 | |
| * LOAF hits Cpl_Hades_Away with THE TRUTH #6036 | |
| * LOAF proceeds to debrief The Nut-Boy #6038 | |
| Ohmygodit'sByydo #6039 | |
| And now batting .931, TRELANE #6041 | |
| YES! The power to make up baseball related numbers is the only true freedom any american... any one... really has... #6042 | |
| We'll miss you, SPAM! #6044 | |
| * LOAF hits ace with up to 70 percent additional balls #6045 | |
| Well, aside from the 1.7 batting average, that's the least true thing I've heard today... #6047 | |
| Who would you rather take to dinner? Chris Roberts, Chris Reid, Chris McCubbin or Chris Douglas #6048 | |
| I think my sister has a little plastic Boomer now... I should ask to see it... #6050 | |
| With a cat'o' 9 tails we'd have human slaves doing our will... #6051 | |
| When you do go, don't say 'gtg', because I'll wh00p your ass... #6052 | |
| You're one bad ass mother f'er, chris... #6053 | |
| Don't worry about me... I never walk out of a place I didn't walk into... #6054 | |
| "Meet new friends... and BLOW THEM UP!" #6055 | |
| about something... #6059 | |
| Hmmm... I liked Chris' head comment, but I should reiterate that it was a joke. A 'wing commander' based joke, if you've ever heard of the series... #6060 | |
| There's a blue kosh? #6063 | |
| Into the fire... *** Now talking in #Delance #6067 | |
| When the Brazillian mob invades the US, I'll be on the up and up... #6068 | |
| It's not that late, in youland... #6070 | |
| I'd damned rather have an ICQ chat with Chaosburnflame than look forward to a game featuring giant robots... nay, rather I'd look forward to Gold, in hopes that it will add some sliver of... newness... #6071 | |
| * LOAF needs to find one million dollars in vaulable cash-money. #6072 | |
| I voted in the CIC poll once.. #6074 | |
| Don't U thnk a WC QWAKE game wuld b k00l???? #6079 | |
| Don't U thnk a WC ACADEMY wherez u fly ALL the shipz wuld be k00l???? #6080 | |
| Don't U thnk a Privater game which iz ONLINE wuld b k00l????? #6081 | |
| Wuldn't it b kool if they mad3 WCARMADA in new gfx???? #6082 | |
| Why dunt they rem8ke WC one with new graphics and actorz??? #6083 | |
| Because you're like the only person who hasn't expressed an outright dislike for him, and he thinks he can 'win' you over so you'll agree with him against horrible people like Chris and I... #6086 | |
| I hope to hell he does... #6087 | |
| Yeah, that was funny. #6089 | |
| Hehe, I should ask Boomer if I can visit Origin... #6090 | |
| I've been looking at stuff... it seems like the prefect city. #6091 | |
| I feel the same way about skeletons... EVIL skeletons, mind you... #6093 | |
| I should update the CIC and my Secret Fiction Links Page... #6095 | |
| "Oh, that Ben Lesnick, he canned peaches with the peach canning computer..." #6097 | |
| "Ben Lesnick? He skinned seals with the seal skinning computer..." #6099 | |
| You wanna shoot Jodi Foster to impress Carl Sagan with me? #6100 | |
| Woo hoo, your official member number is 2C #6101 | |
| Well... I believe the bible says "And God made The Mech in his own image, and he saw that it was good" "... and mechs with two legs begat mechs with three legs which begat mechs with four legs which begat mechs with five legs, which doth creepeth over the land" #6102 | |
| I think that the big part about war is that you get to make love right before and after... #6104 | |
| Wow, I hit op Byydo and Chris does it #6106 | |
| Yeah, but you're talking about Canadian history which consists of like the time we caught more than one seal... #6107 | |
| Hmmm... Kurgan, will you marry me? You know, so we can get divorced and I can make jokes about my ex wife... #6108 | |
| Yeah, I remember back when I was president of the United States, I had an affair... #6109 | |
| We need interns to file our SO fiction and to type up CIC updates... #6111 | |
| CIC Staff Win95 Theme... #6113 | |
| I'm with you captain... #6114 | |
| Why is it that everybody in the universe has some incredibly high opinion wherein they think that anything they do fo rsome reason in any way affects the way I work? #6117 | |
| "Go Dog, Go" by the venerable Dr. Seuss... Why? #6124 | |
| Hehehe, and I swear to god Gharal is Ralgha... #6128 | |
| You can cliche with the best of them... #6129 | |
| Since you've allready overinflated your ego to a point where you view your own impression of me as somehow important, all you need to do is begin to refer to yourself in the plural and 'people' won't like me... #6132 | |
| All work and no play makes Chris Reid an omnivore? #6134 | |
| Oh, quit scaring Johnny, Haess... #6139 | |
| The god damned bugs whacked us, Johnny... #6140 | |
| This is pretty much just like #WingNut... with ONE key difference... #6141 | |
| Personally I'd stay away from anything that has the word burst in it... #6142 | |
| Don't let the | |
| <cliche'd WCP remark removed!> #6144 | |
| Hey Chris, wake up, we need your charming with and insasiable thirst for life... also, I need to ask you stuff... #6145 | |
| Stupid SOZone... can you believe they wanted us to archive it so you all would be able to figure out SO's faults? #6149 | |
| Can we ban everybody with capital letters as their nick? #6150 | |
| I mean, the whole sour throat thing sucks a lot more ass... the best would be just pretending to be sick, I guess. #6151 | |
| ������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������ #6153 | |
| 'Unless the Colonel gets funky...' #6156 | |
| Heh, tell me about it, I won a contest... #6158 | |
| I make myself look smart by saying 'intrinsic' every once in a while, even though I've no ieda what it means... Like... there's a certain intrinsic value in this conversation... or 'you bastard, you stole my horse which was in Trinsic'... #6159 | |
| My name backwards resembles FOAL... Wait... FAOL #6163 | |
| So... basically your theory for the Greek language is that every word translates to YOPIO? #6164 | |
| Hey, Chris, Dan from Dan's WC Movie Site wants to know, does it rain every day in Seattle? #6166 | |
| Really? So it's always sunny and everybody loves Microsoft? #6167 | |
| Damned Sinclair, he'd do stuff if he had the second chance #6168 | |
| Woo hoo! Found 3 dollars under my printer... #6169 | |
| I'll miss him most in the Simpsons, though. #6171 | |
| I don't usually say death is senseless, but that was a senseless death... #6172 | |
| I just adore dropping delightfull tidbits about the WC movie into an unsuspecting crowd... it's like blowing up a cluster of ants... #6173 | |
| If you go to K'Za'ha'dum, you will die. #6174 | |
| I have no idea what the New Beetle he's talking about... #6176 | |
| I'm gonna vote for the Avenger, 'cause you know, what the hell. #6177 | |
| I loved the Epee reference today... #6178 | |
| *mumble* Woulda been cooler if it was Lombard... *mumble* #6179 | |
| * LOAF has to be at school directing trafic in | |
| < 2 hours #6181 | |
| God, what a disaster. Have you any idea how many people are on those things? *A* carrier? 7,800 people on that carrier. And we lost one of those transports/escort carriers... I'm wondering... what if those are what the Tarawa is? Because we keep seeing them in combat... The Tarawa may be a converted C-9. 400 fighters. That's almost as bad as losing two Midways'. #6182 | |
| Back to School night... 1,800 families... way less than 1,800 parking spaces. #6184 | |
| Hehehe, and the Bannockburn was in SO5... #6186 | |
| Oh, the Vesuvius looks a lot like a cigar... I think we can do a lot with that... #6189 | |
| Hehehe, I'm just saying that there's going to be a big market for Vesuvius/Lewinsky jokes... and we need to capitalize on that market... #6190 | |
| 7,800 people died, its sad anyway. But it'd be sadder if it was the MSH... #6191 | |
| Wow, I was just typing '/onotice wow, what the hell?'... #6192 | |
| Wow, that was odd. #6193 | |
| Yeah, they even specified Vesuvii' in that article. #6195 | |
| Wow, I'm like Shakespear, in that my predictions of the future are both accurate and... the other one... #6196 | |
| Because you have dingos? #6197 | |
| Oh, well, I'd rather have sex than dingos, really... #6198 | |
| hehe, well, we still have the McKinley... at least... #6200 | |
| You get a carboard plane and I have to go to a psychiatrist? Phsuckass... #6205 | |
| Funny... how I respond to you with you. #6206 | |
| Vengeance of the Kilrathi... Heart of the Tiger... The Price of Freedom... Prophecy... at which point I shut up... #6214 | |
| Lost Oldizey Again, Floafscript #6216 | |
| A Supercarrier escorted by a pair of transports is 'uncrealistic'. #6220 | |
| Like how the | |
| <bleep> on the Shrike was supposed to be a radar jamming tube? #6222 | |
| Haesslich is scaring me, can we eat him? #6223 | |
| Hmm, have I pissed off any Origin people yet? #6225 | |
| Well... if you say so... I'd put stuff like sex and having the guy at EBX ask if you're the guy from the CIC above downloading WCA at 50 K/S, but if you say so... #6226 | |
| I ate one yesterday just to check... #6230 | |
| <Vagabond> I'd be willing to bet that this has something to do with the notorious Dr. Guentzel's exo-biology 'experiments'... although the people in McLean probably don't consider them that... at least what's left of them... | |
| <Maniac> They named a system after a fat free cheeseburger? | |
| <Cobra> BACK OFF! I'll skin you with my huge ass knife you... you... SON OF A GUN! #6233 | |
| Wow, Chris died... it's like a sin to kill Chris, according to most religions... assuming Chris is one of these 'people' I keep hearing about... #6235 | |
| Hmmmm... well... if I were you... I'd skip school and play normally... Which I did once, under the guise of having to 'work on the school page'... #6237 | |
| And I don't mean Crid's silly assasinate Gates thing... #6238 | |
| Well... all things being equal, Squid would be equal to ships... you could travel via squid... #6239 | |
| We could call you Deep Throat... except when you died Chris would reveal your secret identify... #6240 | |
| Hell's Kitchen... 66-5, 61, 81-20 61... wow... you got the dates for the obscure Hell's Kitchen thing right. #6241 | |
| It's firing a WC:CCG'esque beam weapon... #6243 | |
| Hmmm... if our Gods say we can flame Derek Smart, then flame Derek Smart we shall! #6244 | |
| Yeah, a flash is a nuke... but it's also what Chris calls his autoakick thing... #6246 | |
| Are you sirius? #6247 | |
| Hehehe, it's a shame people are so stupid... *NOBODY* has figured out the CIC's intrinsic relationship w/ Origin. #6248 | |
| They just think 'U work 4 Origin!!!!!!' is a funny insult. #6249 | |
| * LOAF presses the fun key. #6250 | |
| Ten thousand dollars says they don't guess it when we start giving away uniforms next week... . #6251 | |
| Well... I can't help but compare this to the whole Watergate thing... mainly because my brother bought 'All the Presidents Men' DVD and I've watched it like 5 times and thusly compare everything to the Watergate thing... for example, dinner... #6252 | |
| Works for me... or we could go the the aquarium and tap on the glass so the that's like... all there is in Baltimore... #6253 | |
| Hehehe, well Casey's mom probably knows that he loves her, but honestly... HONESTLY... honestly... the Cerberus prolly isn't doing anything. I mean, we're slaughtering bugs, but the Midway and those Vesuvii probably did more. And Mistral Sea. #6254 | |
| I'll see you in hell! By which I mean tommorow... when I'll be busy because I have to write this essay. #6255 | |
| Starring... Chris Reid as... Colonel Chris Reid and Trelane as President of the Interstellar Alliance Trelane #6256 | |
| That picture of me was squished already... Chris looks like he got his ass kicked in Super Mario, though, and he needs to find one of those mushrooms to get big again... #6257 | |
| Wow, I told my mom I was too sick to stay at school after 3rd period so I could go home and play... #6258 | |
| Wow, I just have a cold and a fever... #6259 | |
| I'll be sick tommorow too prolly.. but it's one of those long term essays, so I have to get it in anyway... #6261 | |
| Am very busy. Work on contest questions. Will be back in several hours. #6263 | |
| the CIC boards... hundreds of posts in a day about the last episode of SO... The GG/WOO boards... 6 new posts discussing a bad joke about frogs. #6264 | |
| That just sucks ass... I came to a realization the other day during Senior Breakfast that I absolutly hate everyone else in my egotistical imbecilic class, and that I would probably kill members of my own family to escape them for a place where I could be around more intelligent people. #6265 | |
| You people are freaks, WC is the one true god... #6267 | |
| The *MYTHICAL* Chris Reid... #6268 | |
| That Nut-Boy wouldn't have the guyts to come back here... #6270 | |
| Damnit, where's my pretzel? #6271 | |
| Oh, according to Chris "Has a really cool last name" Graf the WCP Gold button will go active next week. #6272 | |
| I'm wondering what will be added... I'm betting stuff will be added... stuff they're keeping secret... veeeryy secret... #6274 | |
| close, a female staff member to improve our ratings... #6276 | |
| Well... I was thinking we could use some of that money Origin is always giving Chris and I to pay for surgery... #6277 | |
| Well... don't take this the wrong way, Chris... but... I think... Chris Graf has a cooler last name than you... Now... you still have the McK/McC people beat by miles... #6278 | |
| Wow, what an utterly offensive comment aimed only at starting a flame #6279 | |
| I'm not picking my friends, I don't want htem to have stuff I don't... #6283 | |
| Shut up, I'm playing with the Kosh action figure. #6285 | |
| That's like asking 'want to write an update?'... #6286 | |
| Te he, why are people such idiots? Why do they feel the need to ask "Which Casey's mom?" and "Do you mean the SO Bannockburn?" #6288 | |
| Chris Reid... you're not behaving maturely in our channel. I'm going to have to kick you out and then laugh at you behind your back... #6289 | |
| Hehehe, there's a fake ace who always goes to #Israel... ace kills him with IHateIsraelis as his nick, I believe... #6290 | |
| He's senile... and now he's paranoid... #6291 | |
| Hehehe, for a guy who only has one phone line, he certainly has been online a lot since he decided that Chris was out to get him... #6292 | |
| Well... Chris... we skipped school for episode 7, why can't we do it for Gold? There's only so many WC things a year... #6293 | |
| Did the BLack Widows have a panther squad? #6294 | |
| H3y, H3yd3s, u cn h4ve sum fr33 pr0n 4 fr33 #6295 | |
| <Ye-old-chamber-pot> how about cheese wedges stacked to the sky | |
| <LOAF> My guess would be that eventually Earth's rotation would cause such stacking to be impossible... #6298 | |
| Waaaait... You were talking about some woman!? I thought you meant :/ me #6299 | |
| Joseph Shitsack is, IMHO, the biggest sack of shit you've ever seen... #6300 | |
| That looks like one of the regular ops... #6302 | |
| Well, that's rama-rific... #6304 | |
| There are no attractive DVD women in #Wing-Commander #6306 | |
| and as the prophetette Haessleech did prediteth, it hath occureth... #6307 | |
| Crid's birthday is like February June or something... #6308 | |
| Hmmm... you know you're bored with life when you count all the squares in your calander book to figure out how many days you have until graduation... #6311 | |
| Dunno, but I've been telling people my scanner is some sort of super machine #6313 | |
| I was thinking "Wow, so this is where Privateer 2 didn't come from..." #6315 | |
| Yeah, lemme go back to 1982 so I can get something to view a tga with... #6317 | |
| At the beggining of the next movie they make up the fact that Zira and Corneilus rebuilt Taylor's ship and travelled back to Earth of the 70s... #6318 | |
| So... lets make up quotes for people.... #6322 | |
| You name a person, I'll make an amusing comment. It'll be like nude chess... #6323 | |
| Need a big LOAF sign... #6325 | |
| Not really... there'll be a WC bible, though... and I'm sure it'll be loaf-a-rific... but The Book of LOAF is different... #6327 | |
| Stupid gut hating Brits, no. #6328 | |
| The TCS Dominion was an Achilles class heavy cruiser, nacht. #6331 | |
| It means he's dying of bone cancer. #6332 | |
| Hmmm... Psychodrian... #6333 | |
| You remove a small tissue sample and hand it over to me for analysis... #6336 | |
| I've gotten like 3 emails saying it's nice and wondering when the rest of the ships will be added. #6339 | |
| Why does jms call the Shadows 'Shadowmen' in all his posts circa Season 1? #6340 | |
| Well... let me ask you... R U HADRIAN>??????? #6342 | |
| I M RF33 PR0N!!!!!! #6343 | |
| I didn't give it a subject... it must have been spontaneously generated by the nanites... #6345 | |
| I'm thinking LOAF: Covering all bases in the fight between good and evil #6350 | |
| Hmmm, Gene Tang posts pr0n? #6351 | |
| Just got back from school, heading to lecture in 30 mikes #6354 | |
| "Chris 'n LOAF, aways on my mind..." #6355 | |
| Anyway, here I am, I have updates to write... #6358 | |
| Ahhh... too... many... updates./.. #6361 | |
| Is it 'dicotomy' or 'dichotomy'? #6362 | |
| Damned journalistic integrity, I just know we're gonna get mail from Boomer about this... and not good mail. #6363 | |
| Proxima Centauri isn't... I think Proxima may be... #6364 | |
| Well... I can't keep awake... so I won't... #6365 | |
| You so planned that, right? #6366 | |
| Chris isn't here... #6367 | |
| Yeah, same with me at 3 EB's. 2 CompUSA StockIdiots didn't know that there was a Prophecy Gold... 4 Babbages said next week... #6368 | |
| I bought... a pretzel... Every mall here has 2 Pretzel stores... #6370 | |
| I got a hair cut before I went... #6371 | |
| !LOAF #6373 | |
| !LOAF #6374 | |
| I won't be back until saturday probably... possibly late late friday... #6377 | |
| Aaanyway, I looked all over the place for Gold today, no luck... Oh, but my bones ache for the days of Armada and Wing3 where I'd still be at the stores... #6379 | |
| You appear in the strangest of places... #6381 | |
| I stopped by EB... it wasn't listed on their release list anymore... just in their computer... #6383 | |
| It plays a quote every 5 minutes... It's not a bot though... it's Chris... #6384 | |
| Wow, my brothers are off taking htose now... and I'm taking the Gamespot SAT thing. #6385 | |
| Good luck... #6388 | |
| Did Chris get Gold too? #6390 | |
| Oh, another oddity... the box *LOOKS* from a distance to be the same as the WCP box in different colors... but when you put them next to eachother, you realize that the Vampire is at a slightly different angle, and the backround is an explosion in the Gold box... #6393 | |
| You forgot da tre quit! Yo forgot daz TRE QUIT? #6395 | |
| Well, the SO Guide doesn't need a Confed ships section anymore... #6396 | |
| My god based food delivery service! #6397 | |
| Oh, yeah, I should finish the GSAT... which means start again, I guess... #6398 | |
| Anyway... I was thinking... back in kindergarten they had 'Professional Day' where they brought in people with real jobs to talk to kids... but I'm wondering how much of the class is planning to be either a diver or a fireman now that we're graduating high school... #6400 | |
| Hmmm... I've been thinking... a lot... about where dogs names come from... #6401 | |
| Didn't they make a WCN movie? #6404 | |
| Wow, getting rejected from WCN is like not hit on by Eagle... #6406 | |
| Please follow the ChrisReid Rules. #6411 | |
| ,10ChrisReid RULEZ #6412 | |
| Krelt or something. See how many people vote for the Krelt... #6414 | |
| My god, Chris... | |
| <> > From that thing you forwarded me... And now, from the teacher in charge of the web team at my school... | |
| <> > They do the same damned ?????? thing... #6415 | |
| Tee hee, I'm crediting WCN in an update... #6417 | |
| Yeah, lets make a !TigerShark script... #6418 | |
| Dunno, it's a cool thing to write. #6420 | |
| We will make an incision 4cm above the Duodecom Tabularum... #6421 | |
| Now, where was Major Edmond stationed when she was wounded? #6422 | |
| No, Thundercats is cult, Transformers and He-man are freaky... #6424 | |
| Did you get the Strakha? #6425 | |
| Damned Canada-eans... #6426 | |
| Indeed it is LOAF, and he has fine pelts to sell... Wilst thou buy one of mine fine pelts? #6428 | |
| I've decided to redo our Wing Commander Movie site... #6429 | |
| Delance: there's gonna be a big IRC chat w/ the contest results and some special guests... #6432 | |
| Last year Confederation forces were lucky enough to capture a Krant class medium fighter intact during the siege of Celberth. The Krant, only slightly damaged, revealed a wealth of information on Kilrathi technology and language. #6433 | |
| Yeah, Hades mom... LOAF's fictional girlfriend... Trelane's DNA... some people from Origin, a 3D picture of some Walrus', a moving picture show all about beavers... #6434 | |
| Damnit, somebody help me? #6435 | |
| I can never remember them... #6437 | |
| Its fun to fight with WCN people... who is Zippin, anyway? #6438 | |
| My life's in your hands, half breed! #6439 | |
| We need the SO Zone until SO.com dissipates, which will be never since the site is staying up... #6440 | |
| What happened in #Wing-Commander that made all of these people come here? Was there like a hurricane or something? #6444 | |
| Wow, I have a day off on Friday now... #6445 | |
| My memory isn't what it used to be...You'll never read this part... #6446 | |
| Hehehehe... It's funny how much you miss when it's hidden... hidden away... #6447 | |
| Hmmm? Stupid Nut-Boy... how much is he missing? #6449 | |
| Indeed... IDIOT! He'll never read my words! HA! #6451 | |
| Hmmm... yeah... that'd be a good idea... NO! NO! AHH! THE HORROR! THE HORROR! #6452 | |
| Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised... Like you'd be surprised if you knew whatI was doing! HA! #6453 | |
| True... BRUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA ROCK! ROCK ASS! Hahahaha! God, I hope he has a white backround... I hope to hell he has a white backround... I guess he must, since he hasn't read any of this yet... #6454 | |
| What's scary? EVerything's normal here... all normal... #6455 | |
| Update? Whew! Thought he was on to me! Ha! Well, I'll see him in hell, I'm taking him with me... yes, there's private little hell reserved for LOaf and the Nut-Boy, and that's the hell we're going to... No three headed hell dogs to stop us, no sir... it'll be good, this is the end.... #6456 | |
| Oh grap, forgot a title... And I'll forget your life! #6457 | |
| Why, just the other day I got a check for harassing Boomer:P #6458 | |
| Stike Team is the working title for the next Wing Commander game... #6459 | |
| Hmmm... you know what we should do, Chris? We should make all these copies of The Book, and leave them in hotel rooms... #6460 | |
| This is nothing like an acid trip... #6461 | |
| Well, ChrisReid rocks ass, and doesn't make any apologies for it... #6462 | |
| Oh, I don't have to wear an eyepatch anymore... prolly won't until I have surgery again next summer... #6464 | |
| No you're not -- you have rods in your arms. The only way you could meet a girl would be if she was like made if iron... #6465 | |
| No you're not. You're Trelane and you don't work... #6466 | |
| Hmmm, is iron magnetic? #6467 | |
| Hehehehe, does she fly F-22's too? #6468 | |
| Neither does the 8 ball... #6469 | |
| Mine's a robot... a MAGIC robot... #6470 | |
| I hope Quebec falls into like a million pieces and they're like all made out of a super rare crystal and we all get some and the canadi-ians pay millions to get them back from us, but I keep my pieces and never sell them just to piss of the Canadia engineers trying to put back to gether Nova Scotia, which means 'New Scotch' in Canadian... #6480 | |
| Random events make the man, Hadrian... and I've had a lot of random events in my life... #6481 | |
| You thought we sent troops over to the middle east to kick ass just becasue we're nice people? #6482 | |
| You thought the whole Gulf War thing was about helping the poor Kuwaitians? #6483 | |
| Well, yeah, because in the future we'll have a solar powered economy... Also, we'll live in Larry Niven's Ringworld... #6485 | |
| <Wldmk> ...back. SO as I was saying, Doron, I just havn't got the time to do it, between the international music contest were in ,and with all the exams. after we end it all next week, i'll get to redoing my new homepage( all in Splash animations, a la SO., and then we start with finishing the building of our company. there just isn't any way else, see? | |
| <LOAF> Doron? #6486 | |
| I hate Titanic survivors... #6487 | |
| * LOAF throws Hades a helmet | |
| <LOAF> Lets ride... #6489 | |
| Hehehehe, it's funny, really... That bitch Trelane doesn't know what I'm saying about him... #6490 | |
| NO! YOU BASTARD! NUTBOY! #6491 | |
| Almost... rama-rific... I'll rama-rific him... with my fist... #6492 | |
| Save the world! Just say NO to female Canadians! #6494 | |
| Tee hee! WCN converted the VAKTOTH to the vision engine! BRAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA #6495 | |
| You could invade Poland or something... #6497 | |
| Oh, Chris, got your mail... #6498 | |
| Oh, no, I didn't know that... that'd make a pretty cool update... #6499 | |
| I think... we're gonna be okay... as long as we're still here... and we're gonna write the encyclopedia and the timeline and we'll see the movie and there'll be a new team and by god we'll live... #6500 | |
| Oh, that Kiasu guy sent me 'improved versions' of three of the ships... #6505 | |
| If there still *IS* a Kwast... #6506 | |
| Why not (G)? It's not like they're ALL priestesses... that would be like saying all men currently are priests. Rather to be a priest you have to be a man... switch that around for the kats. Of course, another point would be that she's a princess and she can do whatever the hell she wants;) #6507 | |
| There, now you can both have one. #6509 | |
| Hmmm. need a knifty title for this Maya update... #6510 | |
| Hey, Tre... you know that female dog you just bought? The NutBoy just messaged me, he wants to fuck it real bad... #6512 | |
| Oh, I've decided to create a robot companion, 80's style... I call her S.U.S.A.N.... Actually, I turned the monitor next to be upside down in C++ and messed around with the gamma correction to make it talk... but if it could follow me around we'd have wacky adventures... | |
| It'd always be getting me into trouble... like, I'd be in a bar with a sign that says 'Absolutly NO ROBOTS', and its hat would fall off and people would realize that it's a robot and the audience would laugh a lot... Also, whenever you call it a robot it'd go "I *whirr* am *whirr* an *whirr* android!" #6513 | |
| Well, mail me a copy... #6514 | |
| Hmmm, Tre isn't here... I wanted to tell him about the dream I had about him... #6517 | |
| Now, something bad about Hadrian... #6519 | |
| Anything bad about ace? #6520 | |
| Hmmm... not doing dick is prolly a good thing... #6521 | |
| No, he says those things anyway... the only way he'd stop saying those would be if he went to work for Ion Storm or something... then he could say 'KICKSASS!' and 'Daikatonarific!' or... whatever... #6522 | |
| Except Ashley is the female version of a fictional robot marine played by Lance Hendrickson... She'd prolly spill that white stuff all over you... #6527 | |
| I felt stupid so I saw that other movie instead of 'What Dreams May Come'... #6528 | |
| I want to see Antz... #6529 | |
| * LOAF gets to talk about Akbar tommorow... #6532 | |
| I exceeded WCHS's bandwith myself! #6534 | |
| Hmmm, but what if their queen somehow manages to come aboard and rip apart Frank Black? #6539 | |
| Bruce Campbell is Privateer-rific... #6540 | |
| Not even YOU the magnificient nutboy can do it? #6541 | |
| Not just any dream... a dream about us in the Israeli air force... which is much cooler than my ace dream... except it would imply that we were *!*@*.il people... which would be bad... #6544 | |
| Me? LOAF? Don't be NutBoyish... I'm LOAF@school... #6545 | |
| Hmmm... I guess yer not going to the game? #6547 | |
| Hmmm, there's a picture of Chris McKibbin... #6550 | |
| 6 jobs for Priv 3... damn... I wonder if that means that Priv 3 is going to be like UO... Hmmm... maybe... Had, help me out here, what's Massively Multiplayer mean? #6551 | |
| Erm, impossible... and there would be idiots... UO is full of idiots, WC would have even more... #6553 | |
| POL didn't give you the will to stay out of bed in the evening:P #6554 | |
| Apoc is Hollywood?! But Hollywood is an idiot, and Apoc is on par with the more intelligent people... #6555 | |
| Hmmm... what if you mail him... and me... and be like... 'When sending loaf to texas, should he take pictures and stuff for the CIC, or should we not mention that he's visiting yall?' or something... #6557 | |
| As a citizen of this country, which I believe in and which I have seen Chris Reid tear apart, I must reinforce notions of positive self esteem. #6561 | |
| Let me leave you with one last thought: Chris Reid once used his notoriety, name recognition, and national fund-raising base to sell quack pharmaceutical supplies [and you should be suspicious whenever you hear such tell-tale words and phrases as "breakthrough", "miracle", "secret remedy", "exclusive", and "clinical studies prove that..."]. #6562 | |
| Postmodernist cowboys are unable to see that the primary weapons of Chris Reid's illaudable comrades are lies and deception. #6563 | |
| He didn't tell them about our plot to convert human blood into gold so we could make gold plated golden WCP Gold boxes. Also, I like the word gold. #6564 | |
| I want as many people as possible to know that according to the dictionary, "Chris Reid-ism" is "any of a set of arguments that siphon off scarce international capital intended for underdeveloped countries". That's a good one... #6565 | |
| Do you ever wake up in the morning thinking, "In spite of overwhelming evidence to the contrary, many intelligent people continue to deny that Chris Reid functions not as a social critic, but as an unoriginal imitator of the ruling ideologues?" Well, so do I. #6566 | |
| There are many lackluster ingrates who want to commit acts of immorality, dishonesty, and treason. One -- Evan Adnams --- is so careless, he deserves special mention. #6568 | |
| Uhm... so there! Probably... I love this thing. #6572 | |
| WOW! If you change the lil number at the top of the complaint generator, you can have hundreds of paragraphs... #6573 | |
| Who wants a 10,000 paragraph complaint on Chris? still loading... 2 megs of complaints about Chris. My god, if I had to write my thesis on Chris Reid, I'd have just done it... this is longer than many books... #6574 | |
| And what about Reid's goons? They, like Reid, are duplicitous astrologers. #6576 | |
| God Will Hunting, the classic AGWC tale of a young janitor at York... who gets fired for being incompetant... #6577 | |
| This is what Reid's buddies try to prevent us from hearing about on radio and television or reading about in popular magazines and large-circulation papers. In spite of the fact that some time ago, in the aftermath of Reid's last volley of attacks, a group of amateurish simpletons began to do everything possible to keep licentious mob bosses shallow and doctrinaire, his wheelings and dealings are a mockery of all that is fair and equitable. #6578 | |
| What, then, does "roentgenographic" mean? It means considerably more than any dictionary is likely to say. What Reid is doing is militarism in its most spineless form, but I guess nobody ever explained that to Reid's vassals. #6580 | |
| STOP HIDING CROISANT POCKETS FROM KIDS! #6582 | |
| I'm from the CIC... I'm rama-rific... #6583 | |
| StLouis... No, Seattle... then we could be like Tom Hanks... and go to the moon and stuff... #6586 | |
| Delance can only talkin in inactions:o #6588 | |
| the oldest person on the team is F. "Oldy" Ictionalcharacter, who's 119... #6589 | |
| I think we should start an argument over whether or not Johnny is a real Captain... #6590 | |
| There's always hope. and I honestly believe that. Now, I'm gonna go get dressed, eat a bagel, and then leave... be back at... 1:00+ #6591 | |
| The general assumption is that British food is crap... when you're eating crap, there must be a shortage of food... maybe you're precious 'queen' doesn't want you to know... #6592 | |
| Is it *MY* fault that you can't see the inherent value in the salvage of monkey organs... #6593 | |
| Wow, can I do that? #6595 | |
| !LSOff #6599 | |
| So what's the difference between 30 seconds and 30 minutes? #6600 | |
| You should have it scan each line of text until it finds a word of text that matches something in the book, and then quote that quote... It'd find NutBoy and quote somethinbg about the NutBoy... Of course you'd have to ignore some words, like 'the' and 'red'... Hmmm... I could write it in C++... except that would defeat the prupose... #6601 | |
| I'm not insulting you. #6603 | |
| I'm ace. #6605 | |
| Chris isn't here man, you'd better tell me and send them. #6606 | |
| I'm gonna tell you the same thing I told Rachel from WCP... YOU GET SOME! #6607 | |
| So what else have you found you wacky NutBoy, you... #6608 | |
| Hehe, Chris, looks like a lot of good response to your post about Derek Smart... #6609 | |
| Well... lemme give you SOME MORE #6612 | |
| A couple thousand quotes, dunno exactly. Ask Chris, he collected it all. #6613 | |
| Groan, I feel dead today. #6614 | |
| Damnit, a WCN jerk-off... take him out. #6616 | |
| Yeah, I'm going to Austin next week... #6617 | |
| Wow, my sinuses are fine... I just keep throwing up... #6620 | |
| Hear me, CFB, any WC movie stuff you've heard from me in the last 24 hours is more than classified and should *NOT* be hinted at. #6621 | |
| * LOAF gives Hades a y chromosome #6622 | |
| Mail from Boomer, just got back from my shrink... #6624 | |
| Oh... guys... I sort of... invited somebody to join the staff... and they're interested... Dan... #6625 | |
| He's mad because DA won't let him post unofficial stuff. So he wants to be able to report movie news... #6626 | |
| And I got some | |
| <classified> stuff from him... #6627 | |
| Anyway, re: Hades, Chris is not a jerk... #6628 | |
| Piece Of Ass #6629 | |
| Like the ethnic comedy of Barrie Almond? #6630 | |
| Too bad he doesn't think I'm funny, I could do something with the man after his heart bit... #6632 | |
| Speaking of which, I got a haircut so I don't look like a hippie when I go to Origin... A sort of a Chris Reid look... #6633 | |
| One time I drunk the biggest kind of gulp from the 7-11... it was after 11 though... so it prolly didn't count... #6636 | |
| I had some Sprite!... #6638 | |
| I just love the NutBoy... #6640 | |
| So, ah, Chris... what the dececrated human remains are you doing here so early? #6642 | |
| Wow, you played right into that one... #6643 | |
| 'Bandit LOAF was the galaxy's last, best hope for peace. He failed. But in the year of the #Wing-Commander war he became something greater... our last, best hope for victory." #6651 | |
| We may have a new candidate for the 1998 Ben Lesnick Award for His Own Work... #6652 | |
| "Commander Hardwicke is being reassigned" #6653 | |
| "Why don't you eliminate the entire Home Sector while you are at it." #6654 | |
| "We are here to place President Howard under arrest." #6656 | |
| That was so odd... but 'My Dinner with deathlok' would make a cool title for a CICUpdate... #6658 | |
| ace, what we're doing is getting ready to begin production of a massively multiplayer Wing Commander experience... #6660 | |
| I really, really have to question you on this one, ace... What sort of a man goes to Dunkin Donuts and buys a muffin rather than one of those black and white donuts? #6661 | |
| I have a 9am meeting with Andy Hollis on Tuesday... I know he's like famous for some old games, but I'm not quite sure *WHAT* old games... doeth thou know? #6664 | |
| Anyway, Senior year is a bitch, with college stuff... I'm *HOPING* I'll be accepted somewhere and will be able to just give up everything at school soon becasue it won't matter. #6666 | |
| Sadies sounds like a particularly nasty sexually transmitted disease... #6668 | |
| Good, Chris, you're back... you were lagged by about 3023 years... #6669 | |
| Anyway, Hades, our robot patrol men won't be able to pass north ridge again... #6670 | |
| Hehe, the multiplayer portion should be *very* easy for somebody with a little experience in that area -- since it's turn based <G> #6672 | |
| And my | |
| <bleep> just | |
| <bleep> ed a | |
| <bleep> ing | |
| <bleep> . #6673 | |
| Hehehe, that's probably bad porn... like... illegal porn... but I think there's normal porn too... that's not illegal... #6674 | |
| "The Behemoth might well have been the largest spacecraft ever constructed, certainly the largest ship ever to sail under Confederation colors." p. 276 Now... last time I checked the Kilrathi dreadnought did *NOT* sail under Confederation colors... #6677 | |
| So... what do I say to Andy Hollis? #6680 | |
| Well, Hades is... and I'll help eventually. #6682 | |
| No... but at this one house, I scored more than just candy, if you know what I mean... I got a little bag with a pencil in it... #6687 | |
| Neil mailed me again, says he checks the site every day. Pretty dashed cool... #6688 | |
| Okay, the fact that there's a lizard tunnel in level 1 sort of turns me off... #6691 | |
| Maybe I can bring back stuff for you guys. If I can find stuff. #6696 | |
| Wow, that must have messed up if not broken your cars windows... #6700 | |
| I took my sister trick or treating... #6701 | |
| (Dogs don't know it's not power!) #6702 | |
| I usually avoid things that try to bone me... #6704 | |
| Not true in a good way? #6705 | |
| Leaving... in just a bunch of hours... #6706 | |
| I'm fucking blind, not dyslexic. #6715 | |
| Hehehe, anyway... much of the following information is uberclassified. #6720 | |
| So... I got to the Origin buildings around... 8:40... which was about 20 minutes early, my meeting with Hollis was at 9... the building isn't really in Austin, but it's in the hills and the location is beautiful. #6721 | |
| so I announceed myself, and asked for Mike McCoy... and they called around and couldn't find him... so they sent me off to have some coffee while I waited for Boomer to get to work... Erm, but I didn't have any coffee since I didn't know how to get it out of the machine. #6723 | |
| So, I mention the movie... and for some reason he's under the impression that people aren't happy with DA getting the license. But I explained that we were all looking forward to it... I asked him to comment on the rumors about what's next for Maverick... Something along the lines of "the basic name people are making up is right, but not how it's executed..."... #6727 | |
| He also said that Janes-Austin was working on something secret that's going to be revealed to CGW next week so he wasn't allowed to tell me what it was. But apparently he doesn't like CGW much, because he told me to look around the Janes area and figure out what it was. Erm, but I couldn't, all I really noticed was model helicopters (he said it wasn't a helicopter game, specifically) and maps of the middle east... #6728 | |
| So... okay... we go on down to... the PR and product testing area... let me mention that *NOBODY*, aside from the Ultima people in a meeting, seems to be doing any work. #6734 | |
| Anyway, everybody on this level seems to have pretty cool offices. They have like all the Origin official guides on their shelfs. #6737 | |
| David Swofford comes in and I meet him... and then Teresea asks who my contact with Digital Anvil is. So, I kinda reluctantly admit that we don't really have a contact with DA, and that all we know is Dan from Dan's WC movie site. So, Swofford gets all excited and says he's going to go mail DA and introduce us to them... #6738 | |
| And they need to know how to spell it, so I grab for Teresa's Prophecy guide... and then it didn't have the first name so I tell David Swofford to go grab a Prophecy map... (decoration of choice at Origin -- the Prophecy map, every level, every room, everywhere. So he comes back after like a second and Boomer starts looking through the stars. I point out Shari's name at the top and everybody goes 'oooh'... #6740 | |
| Well, we will, and I'll get to that eventually, Had. #6741 | |
| So, Stretch goes off to tell Roberts and the PR people tell him to mention me. DA couldn't get me a tour before I had to leave, though:/ #6742 | |
| all the ships from Prophecy, with complete specs and alternate names and descriptions at the bottom. These are the like early versions, and there's another wall of later versions... A few I remembered, Hydra are 750 meters long, Kraken 4,000... For some reason there are a whole lot of shots of the Copernicus class ships. Dunno why... Anyway... I spent like a long time staring at that. #6744 | |
| Boomer tells me they're going to THROW IT ALL AWAY... so I make him promise to save it when they do... next wall is the story outline for Prophecy... the *original* story outline... Prophecy is called 'Armageddon', though... and there's all this weird stuff. Shots of what the multiplayer screens were to look like, that sort of thing... Storyboards of a *friendly* Rachel... #6745 | |
| There was one hall with photocopies of the bios for all the Prophecy actors, as well as all the magazine articles about Prophecy... #6746 | |
| there was a board of embarassing pictures of Origin employees too. #6747 | |
| But... the most amazing wall... which I am most *CERTAINLY* not supposed to talk about... was the Privateer Online wall. #6748 | |
| Johnny is, like me, in real life apparently quite shy, however, and we don't say that much at this time. He's much younger than he looks in the photos at his site... So, anyway, I naturally, have to see his office. Which is... quite simply put, the coolest office ever. #6755 | |
| Johnny dissapeares into some sort of closet and returns with a stack of them. "Here, take a whole stack!" he goes... and so I do... and now I have them for you guys too. Origin seems to have original versions of all their ads (especially those Voodoo ads with the Vampire) on the wall... So, we leave Johnny, telling him to come to lunch later... #6759 | |
| Anyway, we invite Murphy and Pete to lunch, but Murphy can't come... I'm *supposed* to meet Foshko, but he isn't there yet... apparently he's just coming in to see me later... #6762 | |
| so, we go to the basement to see Boomer's office. the basement is where everybody who left used to work, apparently. Boomer doesn't talk about it much, but like Hal Taffin and a bunch of other people are gone... #6763 | |
| Anyway, Boomer's office is cool... he gives me like a pile of business cards... he has one of those stand up Blairs and a table made from the nose cone of a MiP... Accross the hall, I meet Chris Graf! Chris Graf is the only person I find doing any actual work. His office epitomizes Origin decorating philosophy... have lots of cardboard stand up people. #6764 | |
| I leave my Dragons and some stuff Teresea gave me in Boomer's office and we go up to see Foshsko... #6766 | |
| Foshko is busy when we get there, on the phone... Boomer leaves and I steal some more looks at the PrivOnline ships. There's also a huge board with post it notes marking everything that has to be done for SO... #6767 | |
| yeah! I loved Austin! #6769 | |
| Yeah... it was great... he's a great guy... #6770 | |
| Anyway, I went to Adam's office for a little talk. #6772 | |
| Not really the basement... its like... the bottom level... #6775 | |
| Wow, that completely rules. #6776 | |
| Hehe, that's so cool, I'll mail you. #6777 | |
| Hehehe, where was I? Oh, yeah... okay, so I talked to Adam... his desk was covered in WC Online booklets and things. and a SO hat. But he was like... a normal guy... very approachable... unusually so... but we chatted about school and work and stuff. the only problem was that the chair in his office was like this... modern art bent piece of metal... and I couldn't figure out how to sit on it. #6779 | |
| Boomer came in and we decided on a place to go for lunch... Foshko dissapeared in a hurry saying he had to go get something... #6780 | |
| Boomer told me about how he got his name and about his vision for the original SO trailer 2. #6785 | |
| He's been playing online games for years... played Air Warrior... worked on making Warbirds (or vice versa. and apparently it comes from him liking the P-51 and it 'zooming and booming'. #6786 | |
| anyway... we went to lunch... me, Johnny, Foshko, Boomer and Pete... Mexican food... I didn't know what I was ordering, but it was pretty good... a meaty thing... #6787 | |
| we just talked about... stuff. Boomer seemed to imply that the WCOnline would be UO-esque... I dunno what it was called. Some mexican restaurant. #6788 | |
| There were large segments of bar, boxes of helmets... weird painty helmets... Thrakhath's head was down there... Thrak's head was stuck in a box, though... Boomer and I tried to pull it out, but we couldn't. #6792 | |
| Erm, anyway, they mentioned CHris and Had over lunch... wanted to know how old Chris was... naturally, I told them... 118... Anyway... I guess... that's pretty much it... I think that was when we started talking about the shuttle. I was like "I dunno, but according to his page he's 118..." #6793 | |
| Oh, they said that if I go to UT I can work for Origin when I graduate... Oh, interesting note... #6794 | |
| hehehe... lets see... oh, the big winners in my book are Andy Hollis, Boomer and Teresea Potts... they all gave me their cards. I have pictures of a few people. TOok pictures at lunch... took pictures of Boomer and Johnny and Pete... Took pictures of walls... hoping to get pictures that Boomer took of me for the company newsletter... #6796 | |
| I'm thinking I'll either wear the flight suit to graduation, or the prom... #6797 | |
| Graf is, he's like... Matthew Lillard... #6798 | |
| Well... next summer... we should both go. #6801 | |
| WCO will be announced by then... we can get some real info. #6802 | |
| Why go to the local university? #6804 | |
| Hollis was very interested in setting up a community, with squadrons. #6808 | |
| I like sitting here too, my family goes out without me... but moving to Austin would be great... I can sit there... #6809 | |
| Remember that Priv3 ship we keep seeing? With like... a pod on the side? Anyway, that's apparently how the ships will be... with addons getting stuck on the side, so everybody else can see them. #6810 | |
| Wow, Nikolas with a k sounds very kommie... #6812 | |
| Shouldn't you be at school? #6813 | |
| Dash. Anyway, I was thinking... I could drop by and visit you two on my way to Texas when I move there next fall... #6814 | |
| Your mom doesn't know me:o #6815 | |
| Hehe, next fall. But I could do anything this summer... and I *have* always wanted to see Seattle... #6816 | |
| Have you all heard about the fiction yet? There were a number of problems... a) the cd based interface wasn't completed in time, b) they had problems translating it into all the weird languages, and c) the Germans demanded that it not be on their version... #6817 | |
| But everybody at Origin was uberpissedoff about it all, and they're keeping SO.com up... #6818 | |
| Wow, is it just me... or is deathlok asking everybody at the ng to call him? #6819 | |
| Major Hassenford's robot people broke out of their little zoo... had to make up a universe for them to live in so as to do some cleanup work... #6820 | |
| If I were a woman I'd have so much sex... #6821 | |
| I keep a Drakhai Vaktoth in my wallet... that, and protection... an Elite Thunderbolt... #6822 | |
| Flint has always looked like a horse, nacht #6823 | |
| I got your thing in the mail today... Now I know all about... your school... #6826 | |
| I cut her out of a catalogue... I call her Jen... #6828 | |
| Hehehe, well... if I have a flight suit... and a helmet... and a gun... I'd be able to die in peace. #6830 | |
| The gun isn't that much... and I already have the flight suit... and deathlok says he'll send a helmet. #6831 | |
| WC cards are better than regular cards -- each pack has two rares. Ye gods, Hades! I was paying 2.50, 3.50 back when I bought them... Best I ever payed was a dollar a pack... #6833 | |
| Who wrote 'All Quiet on the Western Front'? #6834 | |
| Hell, I'll make a deal... Okay... somebody want to split the cost of some cards with me? I'll buy a box of starters and a box of boosters... we each pay 36 dollars... I get the boxes, somebody else gets the cards... Yeah, I'm totally serious. We can order 'em from MagForce7... Uhm.. but lemme have... 2 booesters and a pack too... Already made a deal with Chris. #6835 | |
| Rares are *WAY* too expensive there, I can get them for 1 or 2. #6836 | |
| Yeah, my brother collected Star Trek stuff... so I heard a lot about that sort of thing... #6839 | |
| I do a lot of sci fi stuff, but WC is on top... #6840 | |
| Or vica versa, I can send you money, you can order them and you can send me the boxes... #6841 | |
| We should both go to austin... I can prolly get another cheap hotel room... #6843 | |
| Okay... Lets wait a few days so I can see what happens with this gun. Then... we'll do it... Anyway... Austin... I'll *probably* be moving there mid-summer... you could come then... I could even go to Seattle first and then we could go to Austin together... #6844 | |
| That'd rock... we'd be able to update the CIC immediatly, since my computer would be in Austin... #6845 | |
| FIBER-3 #6846 | |
| embarassing photos being put on CIC server now... They're on the ChrisReidXXXPr0n.net server I had Origin set up for us... #6848 | |
| Wow, if you were like... a robot... and couldn't remember those rules since all you know is theory... you'd start killing people... and that'd be no good... #6852 | |
| just cancel whatever you're doing, you're sick. #6857 | |
| You know... I'd trade it all for just one more night with her... by 'night' I mean 'day' and by 'her' I mean 'at Origin'... also, by 'it all' I mean 'a two dollar bill'... #6859 | |
| You had to review Dilbert? I had to read 'Crime and Punishment', and you reviewed Dilbert? #6860 | |
| "We certainly don't condone it," says Origin spokesperson Teresa Potts. "And we've tried to deal with those concerns by making the towns murder-free zones. But, as in life, when you stray away from populated areas, you take the risk of being attacked." Hehehehe. That's a cool quote. #6861 | |
| Why couldn't you review... wcnews.com or something? I have a sharp stick you can beat the living daylights out of them with if you want... #6862 | |
| You already know it's good, or you wouldn't have sent it to me. #6864 | |
| You know what would make your mpeg player work? A new DVD drive... #6865 | |
| I want to buy like 10 monitors and link them together to make a big picture... that's... the real change w/ win98. That and the mpeg thing... #6872 | |
| Hehe, if you'd said 'Micro$oft', 'Microsuck' or 'Microshaft' (or an variations thereof) I'd have to kick your ass... #6873 | |
| Wow, Haess... it's like you survived an amphibious assault against RealPlayer G1 and lost your arm or something and you're all bitter about it now. #6875 | |
| maybe I'm out of line here... but *WHAT* wars? #6877 | |
| The Commonwealth sounds like something dark... disturbing... like 'I've just spoken to the prime minister, he says that The Commonwealth is ready to take action. God have mercy on our souls'... #6878 | |
| Do we want west Canada? #6879 | |
| <HadrianSleep> everything thats good is west of Frenchieville #6880 | |
| We don't want that Rico place... #6881 | |
| We could *probably* farm seals or something... #6882 | |
| Moron, you spelled teem wrong... #6885 | |
| For those who don't want to either buy or download SO, I heartily reccomend magic... by mixing just the right amount of herbs and a dead pig, you're sure to make a copy of SO appear... #6888 | |
| Tbolts, 6 defense, rock ultimatte ass... #6889 | |
| Oh god... I can still feel the day there was a CCG show at the mall and there was a guy selling singles... I all but-one finished my collection... #6891 | |
| Dreadnought, capital ship. Fighters may be launched directly to this Nav Point. If destroyed, Kilrathip player loses 8 Power Points. #6892 | |
| Don't think anybody's doing POL either... #6893 | |
| Yeah, Origin's offices were cool... lots of stuff on the walls. #6895 | |
| but there's other stuff to... Confederation Intelligence Services, Confederation Exploratory Services, stuff like that... #6896 | |
| Well, his new WCP uniform fits very well:P #6897 | |
| "TIE fighter, meet Mister laser!" quote from a Star Wars toy commercial a second ago... I think that pretty much just proves what I've said all along. #6898 | |
| * LOAF_Eats has to finish reading Tender is the Night *right now* . #6902 | |
| Tolwyn was black? What have *YOU* been smoking? #6903 | |
| Had... I hate to break this to you... but every single person does a good shatner. #6904 | |
| wh00p a$$ #6905 | |
| Hmmm... no, seriously, lets all go together... I'll have a dorm... and I can prolly get you all cheap hotel rooms... We can do things like visit Oldziey and DA and Daylight too... and drink and party and stuff. Hey, Chris, you wanna... #6906 | |
| Well, Had, you'll be out of high school, non? #6909 | |
| My mom refused to sign this thing my school sent home promising that I wouldn't drink/smoke/do drugs... #6910 | |
| We're going to Austin, and you have to come too... #6911 | |
| So... why is ace-1.com going down? #6912 | |
| Well, they absolutely love me... and they like Chris and Had. #6914 | |
| I dunno if I should tell the truth or not. I mentioned you, Hades... #6915 | |
| I'm writing a letter to the CIC staff outlining everything I think should be done in the coming month, writing a thank you letter to Origin... trying to find Dan from Dan's and LadyWhisper to brag about my trip... #6918 | |
| God no... I'm not going back to that craphole ever. #6919 | |
| I know you're all pissed at me for not having updated or finished my article, but I will soon... I'm just sort of overloaded with crap now... #6920 | |
| I hereby swear to Sivar that I will never, ever, ever, download anything from a WildWebWoman... #6921 | |
| You freak bastards, why didn't you tell me? #6922 | |
| There's gonna be a CIC trip next summer, you want to come? #6923 | |
| :O I thought it was IP based... #6925 | |
| As usual, Dundradal is off in another universe... #6926 | |
| Oh, Byyd, you'd be so proud of me, I finally saw Army of Darkness... #6927 | |
| Hmmm, anybody here read 'Tender is the Night'? #6928 | |
| Oh god, SW/WC... #6929 | |
| Had has porn? #6930 | |
| You stopped hating him? #6932 | |
| Haesslich freaks me like a hot dog... #6934 | |
| Speaking of which, get your postcard from Hades? #6935 | |
| Well, I have to type up one of my college essays and my resume... #6936 | |
| I hope so... #6938 | |
| sexmesters... #6941 | |
| shift in battle is pretty cool... but as many games of the CCG as I've played... I've never really seen people use many capships... #6942 | |
| Uhm... you will NEVER be unwelcome here. If I knew how to do bold letters I'd bold the never... #6944 | |
| It was like a big episode. A good episode... #6945 | |
| Hehehe, the card the Nut-Boy sent Chris... and Chris sent Had... #6946 | |
| I'm... not up on my lingerie... #6947 | |
| Please don't ask, I'll be forced to answer... #6948 | |
| I've said it before, and I'll say it again... Haesslich freaks me like a hot dog... #6950 | |
| Uhm... I'm gonna go examine the bob-o-matte... #6952 | |
| * LOAF has finished a surprising amount of his work, and can now write a few updates... #6953 | |
| INSANE?!?!?!?!?! I'LL GIVE YOU INSANE YOU PATHETIC MONKEY MAN!!!!!!! #6955 | |
| Okay... here's what I'm going to do... I'm gonna post my pictures and say that an article is coming soon. #6956 | |
| Sorry, it was very, very early when I updated... I didn't even want to update. But I knew that if I didn't, I'd have a dozen translated articles when I got home this afternoon... #6959 | |
| *I* don't see a pic... do *YOU* see a pic? #6960 | |
| Yeah. But note that Boomer did remember that he took the picture. #6961 | |
| Give me some sugar, Trelane... #6962 | |
| Uhm, some guy bid a dollar more than me, so I'm going to wait till the last day and bit more... #6964 | |
| Aaand... I went to the doctors... and now everything is blurry... #6965 | |
| So, hey, sure is cool to have all that movie plot info. #6966 | |
| Uhm... that's... trishy... #6967 | |
| WAHHOO! #6969 | |
| Guys? Give me some sugar... #6970 | |
| I've got the news they don't want you to know... #6971 | |
| Actually (strictly between me & you) that's why it needs to come down.. #6973 | |
| there *isn't* anymore strike team ;) #6974 | |
| Of course... that doesn't leave this room. #6975 | |
| Unfortunatly I can't:0 #6979 | |
| Hehehehe, I didn't play anything secret. #6980 | |
| Did you correct the Haeslichuation? #6981 | |
| I REFUSE TO CONTINUE TO CONFORM TO A SOCIETY OF SO CALLED NON CONFORMISTS #6982 | |
| He freaks me like a Haesslich... #6983 | |
| Anyway, I've decided to start an underground crime organization... I play to get my eyepatch back, stroke a small shark in a little container on my chair and say 'Bellisimo' a lot... also, I'll organize crime... Up to something involving one of those cage things that prevents you from being eaten... I don't know what, but it'll have something to do with one of those... #6986 | |
| Bellisimo... #6987 | |
| That freaks me like a hot dog... #6989 | |
| Hehe, oh, I have stories to tell... but the only real way you learn is through experience. Out there... (translation: Origin didn't hide their stuff... they removed the section of my brain allowing me to tell people about their stuff. #6991 | |
| Chris... -NickServ- Nick The_Book not registered... Obviously... this is a sign from God that you must create a LoafScripted bot called 'The_Book'... #6992 | |
| You... have all your Cridfriends there? #6993 | |
| I love the smell of waffles in the morning... #6995 | |
| Yeah... yeah, they do. They have like... little squares in them... and yet... they are round. An interesting dichotomy... Oh, wait, sometimes they're not... #6996 | |
| Well, I like Had... #6998 | |
| ChrisReid Anyway, you'll find the binary posted to alt.sex.nutboy.binaries... #6999 | |
| Hmm, well he seems to have a problem with me too. #7000 | |
| So... technically, if we pursuaded C666 to come in here, you two would fight the ultimate battle between good and evil for us, right? #7001 | |
| The Ravioli are... raviolizing..;. #7002 | |
| C'est Troy Bien #7003 | |
| That's too funny! I can't rember when I've heard a funnier anecdote! Now you tell one... #7004 | |
| MrKat is dead, along with the rest of the crew of the Lexington... Hehe, did you read the Armada manual about him? #7006 | |
| Hmmm, I get to do that like next month... I'm really looking forward to it... I have a catalogue... you can order whole boxes of them if you want... I skinned some rats and sharks and things last year... #7007 | |
| DA the movie is coming out January, 2000... Rob Kurpaiche as Chris Roberts and Allan Kevinson as Tony Z. #7011 | |
| Be carefull, Haess has this thing about you knowing a girl... #7012 | |
| A dozen, 2 at best... #7013 | |
| Hey! #7018 | |
| Diatomic Retribution Explanitory Xenon report #7020 | |
| I got it at babbages for 2.99... it's supposed to plug into your comuter so you can play Doom, but I didn't really want to do that so I ripped the cord off and now I have a big chrome gun... #7021 | |
| premiere sounds like a sex thing... #7022 | |
| I don't *HAVE* 101 dollars, but I'm sure I'll find some money soon... #7023 | |
| Yeah, I'll get money this week... and everybody I know owes me money... and I'm getting a job as soon as I finish college stuff... #7024 | |
| Actually, Hades, do to restrictions on crime, we're now referred to as 'the group'... #7027 | |
| Allan Skermish... he lives in a little room at the center of the earth, and controls our javascript for us... Lets just say his hands were tired the day SO came out... had to control little moving buttons for 10000 people at once... #7029 | |
| You broke Chris! #7031 | |
| Oh, one thing... by 'we', I mean 'you'... because I don't know how... #7033 | |
| Maybe Delance did what we all did... and maybe we all did what Delance did... #7034 | |
| Ghostbusters! #7035 | |
| Hehe, you're like one of those cooking women on SNL... #7036 | |
| I can't wait till December... It'll be one (1) kick ass month... #7037 | |
| Nah, we're celebrating people who gave their lives so that we can be happy. So... I'm pretty sure they'd rather we celebrate... #7039 | |
| Then I was going to go 'but one question still remains... what ever happened to mister Guentzel?'... you messed up that bookquote... #7040 | |
| * LOAF beats the crap out of Haess, that hair thing was a stupid joke. At best a bad rumor. #7041 | |
| You were stuck Chris, between life and death... #7043 | |
| Maybe this god forsaken war has left us all a little broken... #7046 | |
| Casey is Zima-rific... Wait, Casey doesn't actually drink Zima, does he? He just sort of admires people who do... Which, just reinforces my theory that Casey is really, really pathetic... #7047 | |
| He's in a perpetual funk... because he's funky... #7048 | |
| Maybe you're horning in on his territory... #7050 | |
| Yeah, I think Casey has learned his lesson from Blair in WC3 and won't do it again... #7051 | |
| 'Hello, EBX, can we help you?' 'Uhm... yeah... I was wondering when the next Lancer was coming out...' #7052 | |
| Well, new-Tolwyn didn't look particularly sharp. #7053 | |
| what about bringing people back from the dead? I'd like to see us get more invovled with that... #7060 | |
| Hmmm... but modern mythology tells us that Pluto is no more than the dog-servant of a greater all inclusive evil... #7061 | |
| I remember the first time I met up with robo-Hitler... #7064 | |
| Pilgrims aren't Border Worlders... they're humans with the unique ability to navigate jump points w/out computer assistance... #7065 | |
| Oh, by 'nothing we hadn't heard before' I meant 'nothign I haven't heard before'... #7066 | |
| I went to school earlier... since I didn't mention that earlier, does that mean it never happened? #7067 | |
| I have brown hair, Chris has black hair, we're not different races. #7069 | |
| No, he didn'... at last I haven't been on icq... dash, typuinc sucks, arms reially hurt... #7070 | |
| I'm still waiting for some maps... and patches... waiting for maps and patches. #7077 | |
| Hmmmm... well, I should tell people I'll sell them Origin SO CD's for 50 dollars. Then I'd have a *LOT* of copies of WCP... #7079 | |
| Good... I can imagine some cool stuff if we fool with the formats a little bit... #7080 | |
| * LOAF pops in a... CD... #7081 | |
| He looks like The Nut Boy... #7082 | |
| http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=41528116 All I need is $11,955 more dollars! $12,000? Live in it... Hey, Lucas almost won a sub race in that thing, it'd better work. #7083 | |
| Yeah, you oughtta know... #7084 | |
| He could, probably... Assuming that he can reach speeds approaching the speed of light... #7085 | |
| He'd prolly show up at Chris' house wearing fancy women's underwear... #7086 | |
| Tee hee, and we keep our money in secret Swiss accounts... #7087 | |
| I want to ftp you, ftp you real good... #7092 | |
| I mock the evil Prince deathevil... #7095 | |
| Hehe, Baron Livegood... #7096 | |
| Hmm... I was thinking... We could have a romantic comedy about the BOok of LOAF... #7098 | |
| and, 11 years hence on the day of the 10th anniversary of WCOL they will say that those three had been there from the start and had seen many things. #7099 | |
| Oh, damn, sorry... forgot to close a freakish evil old man tag earlier... | |
| </freakisheviloldman> #7101 | |
| I joined this health club thing and started on Monday... But my arms hurt 'cause I just started and haven't done anything like that in a long time. #7103 | |
| Hmmm... speaking of which... I need to get a new PC... #7104 | |
| Thanks for asking for my say... do whatever the fuck you want... #7105 | |
| I'm going off to a library booksale tommorow... to pick up cheap copies of Freedom FLight, hopefully. #7106 | |
| Be fair, everybody wants a newsgroup. #7108 | |
| While Nephele may not have been one of the planets which secceeded in the beggining of WCIV, it's definatly part of the Border Worlds... #7109 | |
| Erm, the distinction? Because the pilgrims started a bloody war against the Confederation because they believed they were gods. #7110 | |
| the 'Music from the Wing Commander Universe' came... #7112 | |
| We're their shining stars... us and the UOVault people... by 'us' I mean you, me and Hadrian... they didn't know anybody else... #7114 | |
| * LOAF figs vigorously #7116 | |
| time to dance like hell... #7118 | |
| Well... when I was a young man my father told me that there really was nothing faster than a 33.6 modem because the phone lines can't really handle 56.6... #7120 | |
| Well, at least you haven't developed a bit of total blindess in your left eye. #7121 | |
| What about that new look <G>? #7122 | |
| Reid, Christopher, serial # 17649128. #7123 | |
| Damnit, with all the waiting WC fans do, you'd think we'd have invented some way to speed up time by now... #7124 | |
| You were downloading mp3's instead of being here:( #7126 | |
| Can you post that log of scorpion to the CZ? #7127 | |
| AHHH! I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE MOVIE STUFF!!!!!! #7129 | |
| none of the links should work. #7131 | |
| Yeah... I'm getting that too... can't figure out why... #7132 | |
| Well... I turned everybody against that annoying Scorp guy... I feel so good. #7133 | |
| "I'm going to the Kilrathi sector!" #7135 | |
| Oh, Janes games. I thought you meant real-Janes. #7136 | |
| I don't even have episode 7 anymore anyway... #7137 | |
| Hmmm... we should move in together, Chris... then we'd have like... charge people to see our WC stuff... #7138 | |
| Oh, Chris... while yelling at Delance earlier I came up with the ultimate explanation of where WCA fits... #7140 | |
| A house divided against itself... stands... but if you beat it a lot it falls over... #7146 | |
| You'd think your f-22 squadron would be on alert, what with all the Iraq stuff... #7147 | |
| Hehe, blow me bitch. #7148 | |
| I dunno, we've got a while to wait until there's another game... so, that's at the back of my mind. #7151 | |
| Hmm... I don't think so... the WC movie fits in pretty well... #7155 | |
| Because French people don't really have that accent... #7157 | |
| I... don't really think WCOL is going to be what we think it is. #7158 | |
| Hell, I'd pay 50 dollars a month... #7159 | |
| Babur? #7160 | |
| Hmmm, no more Mughal jokes, then. #7161 | |
| Maniac Missions was a bad rumor CGW started. #7162 | |
| Did you mail him? #7164 | |
| You sadistic bastard. #7165 | |
| Is he in college now? Well, there's an easy way to figure out. What's his email address? #7166 | |
| oh, i update drex!!! #7169 | |
| Wow, you sounded like a Pak'ma'ra for a minute there... #7170 | |
| I wish I wish I wish I wish I were a fish... #7171 | |
| So... gonna skip school to see the Star Wars trailer tommorow? #7172 | |
| You should prolly go get her... I'll wait here and take care of the Hadrian... #7174 | |
| Was it the sequal to the award winning Wing Commander 3: Heart of the Tiger? #7175 | |
| Jesus? That p1mp? #7176 | |
| I just wanted to say 'p1mp'... and it didn't matter who I said it about. #7177 | |
| I usually get max's and mins... but it's like 5 page min 10 page max. #7179 | |
| Wow, a Voodoo 3... that's what we'll want for WCOL... #7180 | |
| Hey-ass-a-lishk #7181 | |
| Hey-ass-lick #7182 | |
| AHHH! It was a bad joke, it was a bad joke, it was only ever a bad #7183 | |
| joke. They're not adding fur with CGI... #7184 | |
| Most girls are female too, which is why I don't have a problem with them... #7187 | |
| I guess you'd have to be a fairly intelligent person, to fly the hottest fighter jets the USAF has to offer... #7188 | |
| and then cool people like you would get like 'breed with whoever you want' passes... #7189 | |
| There are no women in Canada, Cronoss... #7191 | |
| a faux pas is like... when you make a mistake... it's an English word. #7192 | |
| I'd rather say something like 'Cake and icecream for everybody!'... #7194 | |
| Then we're straight... Well, I am at least... #7198 | |
| Maybe, haven't checked todays mail yet. But I'm gonna leave now and go check that. #7203 | |
| I don't suppose my 'Hey-ass-lick' comments yesterday count as a greeting for Haess? #7206 | |
| First I need some LOAF Buisiness cards.. #7208 | |
| Betcha they took his soul... #7209 | |
| Yeah, especially with the weaky updates WCN does... Erm, weekly Freudian slip. #7211 | |
| Hmmm... when I was in Europe it was like a robot that changed money for you.. #7212 | |
| Hehehehe, you can tell a #Wing-Commander anywhere... #7216 | |
| Shut up, Chris, it can take up to ten minutes:0 #7217 | |
| I can see the headline now... 'CIC people in vicious fight!' with that log extract... ALthough the head and WCN don't really fit... it'd be an assline... #7218 | |
| Just goes to show you how much I unlike you. #7219 | |
| I'm a neurosurgeon... #7223 | |
| 5 gallons... more than that and you'll have serious irreversable bladder problems... #7225 | |
| Not if the script Trelane is writing has anything to say about it... #7226 | |
| I really, really should start a trade show... #7229 | |
| Is it Dylan or like his evil twin or something? All the commercials say Luke Perry... #7230 | |
| Wow... the 5 percent off was because you were too busy flying that F-22 to finish reading the book? #7233 | |
| Apoc got a 90 on his paper. You got a 95 and were 'too intelligent' for the teacher. Somebody's bio teacher quit, yours went crazy. #7235 | |
| Obviously, Earth is still around a million years from B5:0 #7236 | |
| X-Girlfriend:o #7237 | |
| Its like... a virus that infects Earth, and will kill everyone in 5 years unless a cure is found. #7238 | |
| "So, what have you been up to since we saw you last year?" "That doesn't matter! LOAF said that..." "Again with the loaf..." #7241 | |
| A Canadian civil war is like two women in aprons slapping eachother with huge fish... #7242 | |
| Hmmm... a good state motto would be 'Nobody cares about Canada'... it could be like one of those border states... #7243 | |
| How did you have a day of aliens? Did you like watch it in slow motion? #7245 | |
| and Eag stuffs suckers... male suckers... #7246 | |
| * LOAF has A TALENT FOR WAR #7249 | |
| Did I show you that Telep stuff earlier, Chris? #7250 | |
| prepy? #7251 | |
| Wow, I hear Eagle is interested in blowing off your steam... #7252 | |
| Won't the wings make you sink lower? #7253 | |
| Much like Cerberus... #7254 | |
| did you read the Delance stuff earlier? #7256 | |
| Yeah... we should not taunt him for 24 hours... #7257 | |
| He's named after the Lance class fighter... #7259 | |
| Damne:o #7260 | |
| I don't think they have to recode it, they just have to change something in it... #7261 | |
| Speaking of which, there was an alternate ChrisReid out there earlier... #7262 | |
| Hmmmm... didn't yesterday... prolly did today, but whoever got the mail has it. #7263 | |
| Wow, that suck0rs. #7264 | |
| Oh... good thing I didn't change my nick to IHateAllCrids or something... . #7265 | |
| You know... your handwriting... it's like... cinematic... especially with the unlined paper... fearing the threat of a nuclear war I'll put this note in a box with a stopwatch and some velvet padding and it'll be cliche'd millions of years from now... #7267 | |
| Oh.. hmm... sorry. Someday I'll kill me a real fake one... #7268 | |
| OOoooh, stupid stupid CZpeople... "You have to stop flaming people! And why do people post in Spanish? Spanish people are slow and stupid!!!!!" #7269 | |
| Hehe, these Derek Smart flame people are funny. #7270 | |
| You know what I don't get? Everybody is saying how great the Star Wars trailer is... what's so great about it? The WCM trailer is just as good, if not better. #7273 | |
| Very. Sad... a few tears... some shocking stuff. That's the one thing that completely confused me. #7274 | |
| No... but everybody leaves... the Lennier thing is uberfreaky... there's this *incredible* scene with Londo #7275 | |
| Yeah... when can you see it? I want to be able to talk about it...<G> #7277 | |
| Hehehe, well, SMAC can probably be confused with a drug thing... #7278 | |
| Ed Wasser is Peter Telep in the LOAF movie... #7279 | |
| I'll go to the bank and cash the cheque and order the cards ASAP. #7280 | |
| Doesn't work if you're a guy.. #7281 | |
| How'd that happen!? #7282 | |
| December 44th, 2067... The year we made 13 extra days in December... #7283 | |
| People fear what they do not understand. Thusly, when the Lobster-men started their brutal assault on civilian establishments, people were naturally a bit frightened... Luckily, their desire for a unique hormone produced only in the kidneys of young children was expressed early on, and we were able to work with them to set up breeding/slaughter camps rather than cause a mass hysteria on the part of the populace at large... #7285 | |
| It's like... Super Wing Commander. Just... the original with a different look... and in this case, its a different look designed to look as similar as possible. #7286 | |
| Hmmm... doesn't Origin give you any webspace? #7288 | |
| * LOAF is waiting up for nice scans of the wc movie book covers to arrive... #7290 | |
| Does that mean there'll be a 'John P. Guentzel and His Wonderful Webpage 1.04b'? #7291 | |
| Wow, then you'd have to study religion and become a Ranger or something... and that'd suck... except the part where you get one of those sticks... #7293 | |
| Soo, you hear anything about DA being uber-over-budget with the WC movie? #7294 | |
| Hehehe. OtherChris, you here? #7295 | |
| Hehe... ask him some more questions too... I could use reassurance about that product. #7298 | |
| Hey, Crid, did Leeb icq you about alien space? #7299 | |
| Hmmmm... well... at least it looks like we get WC toys... You never told me what you thought of the trailer... #7300 | |
| You can find many hidden secrets in the trailer... for example... o The 'Dralthi' is a clever reference to the word Thilard, spelled differently. o The 'Kilrathi carrier' doesn't specifically carry Kilrathi... it carries Kilrathi fighters. o I'm using the letter 'o' to signify different points. o The 'TCS Ranger' has very little RANGE whatsoever! #7301 | |
| I thought Tolwyn sucked:/ I'm betting all the ships that are entirely 3d will look better... #7302 | |
| Well then, you won't learn my terrible secret... #7303 | |
| Hmmm... how's that ship thing you may or may not be putting together coming? #7304 | |
| Hmmm... now that Origin and Janes are glued together maybe they can use the trademark Janes name... I guess it's grown on us... but I thought it was silly 6 years ago... #7305 | |
| Hey, did Boomer get you to sign a map? #7307 | |
| Hehehe, apparently he still hasnt' sent the contest people their stuff either, though. #7308 | |
| And he stopped responding to my mail when I switched email addresses... I wonder if he knows... #7309 | |
| Chris! Reappear... #7310 | |
| Hmmm... that could be a meal... Egg McCubbin #7314 | |
| I remember the time SamCat convinced BearCat he only had one arm... #7315 | |
| Hehe, Cronoss told us he flew F-22's. #7316 | |
| Please kick him... #7317 | |
| He reminds me of Derek Smart with talent... #7319 | |
| We are less than two weeks away from the longest Wing Commander novel ever. #7320 | |
| No... the Midway was designed to operate in peacetime w/out escort and during war it acts as the nucleus of a battlegroup It acts as... a movable base... #7321 | |
| Hades cruisers are black ops ships... they act alone... #7322 | |
| When you're assigned to the Cerberus you're CIS. #7324 | |
| Hmmm... I walked around school earlier, so in a certain funny sense my legs must work... #7325 | |
| Chris: American space stations suck ass. #7327 | |
| Hehehe, the only reason 14 other countries are funding it is so we can have an excuse not to call it 'Space Station Freedom' . #7330 | |
| Wow, 25,000 people in my city would mean my city had increased in size 250x... #7331 | |
| I'm getting FIBER-3 #7332 | |
| Hehehe, well... it depends on the person. Some people post only to have a lot of posts (mphmmm CAV mphmm)... as long as you have something to say, I don't think you can come accross sounding like an idiot. #7333 | |
| Chris simply is. #7335 | |
| aaaand... I'm gonna try and ask about continuity. Somebody should ask about a future after the movie... #7339 | |
| Damn, but I wish Crid was here... #7340 | |
| deathlok reappeared, and said that he was sorry for not sending my helmet sooner... freaky. #7341 | |
| Grat... Bad ass, people... #7343 | |
| LOAFTerm: Chimpography - term used to describe any movie entirely acted in by monkeys. #7344 | |
| Roddy McDowell was from Planet of the Apes... #7345 | |
| It was a MiG-21, they took old MiG's and converted them into starfighters. #7346 | |
| Hmmm... is he gonna ask our questions? #7347 | |
| Somebody should mention that the CIC is setting up a convention. #7349 | |
| Wow, you are an idiot... it's an emoticon... #7350 | |
| We could have had him say 'WCP sucks!!!!' again... #7351 | |
| I dunno... it doesn't really make them sound 'bad', more like 'constructed out rock, with obvious evil intentions'... #7354 | |
| Hehehe, we should buy dozens of copies of Gold, and sell only the SO CD's for like 80 bucks... then people wouldn't be able to complain about having to get WCP too. #7355 | |
| Don't the monsters in Q1 kill eachother? So that's like 21 sides... #7358 | |
| Last Topic : Wing Commander Network - Updated.......it's more than just a site, it`s a network. ...And if someone may have pics of all ships of all WC series stored, please send them to me (IceMan, ICQ#: 14809832). (IceMan--) Find some porn... rename it... and send it to IceMan. #7359 | |
| brass and an ass. *don't hurt me Del, I just wanted to say it* #7361 | |
| Uhm... Hadrian better leave Judy's ass alone... #7363 | |
| Really? good thing Had and I have 4dfx cards... #7364 | |
| No, his mom is named DAWNBOT-7... probably... #7365 | |
| I think your head is going to implode anyway...There's only two people who can call Crid Crid to his face... #7366 | |
| So, yeah, kickass man. I live in like the country and have a lot of land so we never rake leaves... #7367 | |
| So, what do you think, Chris? It'd lower loadtime... a lot. #7368 | |
| the sort of header you often see in movies staring James Heckster and Morris Fest... #7370 | |
| Wow, Delance is here... #7372 | |
| I posted a lot today, remember that when you're on your deathbed... #7373 | |
| Yeah... to stop people from complaining about loadtimes and to make it easier for us to update... #7374 | |
| Hehehe, I think it looks even better than it used too... But can I tell Phoenix I don't think that? #7377 | |
| Anyway, Had, it rocks all ass. and I can't believe how quickly you did it. I'd pay to see you in a movie now... if only that were possible... #7378 | |
| Now, who put me first? That's sweet. Now, who got rid of the WCN files section? That's sweet. #7379 | |
| I'm gonna wait till I get my helmet and my redshirt made so I can take a cool WC-ey picture... #7381 | |
| Okay, what an egotistical waste of space. That 10k of space could have low quality porn... #7382 | |
| That's a good idea.. I have a Blair... so does Boomer... #7383 | |
| Hades has been acting funny... #7384 | |
| He certainly doesn't like Had. #7385 | |
| But I don't think its the CCG. Afterall, that's everybody's project. #7386 | |
| All I'm trying to say is that I unlike you... #7389 | |
| Yeah, I cashed your check... gonna call and order on Monday... #7390 | |
| On my end. I'm worried about him and Had... #7391 | |
| Its not really our problem, I guess. They work perfectly together on the site... but when they're not doing the CIC they're at eachothers throats <G> #7392 | |
| Well, the top vorta guy defected... and all the founders are dying of some virus now I think. #7393 | |
| Well... Wizzy has a new pet project each week... this week, it's being even more gay than usual... #7394 | |
| Hehehe, 50 percent of Wizzy's clients are himself. #7395 | |
| I hear that the kickass changes to all the subsections have you to thank for them? #7397 | |
| Damn... WCN's staff of trillions now has a crazy old man:/ #7398 | |
| Anyway, I've decided to start an online diary... because I've realized that we all have only one life to live, except those of us who have slaves... Day 1... had bacon for breakfast. REalized that life is changing really fast, and that I have to cope with these changes. Ate bacon. #7399 | |
| Actually, that's the definition of gay... #7400 | |
| Shut up, Chris, it can take up to ten minutes:0 #7406 | |
| Nobody knows, it just does. and it's during WC3 time. #7407 | |
| Hehehe, I learned something interesting... but it's ::secret:: #7408 | |
| The TCS Eagle was an escort carrier that was crippled trying to sneak behind enemy lines during the Behemoth incident #7411 | |
| Which means that our staff is all in their teens. #7412 | |
| You see a Kilrah hole... YOU NUKE IT. #7414 | |
| Good point, it wasn't *built* after the armistace, it was *crewed* after the armistance... #7415 | |
| Or, I'm ordering them from there... I already have all the cards... I'm ordering some for Chris... #7418 | |
| brb, moose #7419 | |
| Well, there's a nifty trailer... #7420 | |
| You can't really blame yourself... #7422 | |
| Hmm... I wonder if I could get a contact lense... #7423 | |
| Starcraft people do what we commonly call suck ass... #7424 | |
| there'll be toys #7425 | |
| The proper stats are in the Gold manual. #7427 | |
| My god, you posted to the HSX group. #7430 | |
| No, Cronoss, he's replied to people crossposting to agwc from those groups. #7431 | |
| "I think the point you make is a good one. But, Clinton has to know about it, it's not only on TV, on the Internet, but in Independence Day. What I would be worried about are those bases more secret then Area 51. You can't believe that the military's most secret special projects base was featured on a hit movie like ID4." Chris comments on Government conspiracies... #7432 | |
| I unlike that guy... #7434 | |
| I'll have to ask you later about it, I have to run:/ #7435 | |
| It's a little rotating Vampire. #7438 | |
| Maybe you should make a new LOAFTV... #7439 | |
| Merry Fishmas, frak #7440 | |
| It went up when I started posting a lot? #7441 | |
| Freak! #7443 | |
| Oh, Chris, I got a paper today... #7444 | |
| Well, Nate isn't here... because, he's at the gym or work or something... #7445 | |
| P.S: NO replies from PEOPLE WITH BLACK HAIR, please!!! #7446 | |
| You should know me better than that... I never read *any* of the mail you forwar... *mpghgh*... I mean, yes, it was very interesting... I don't really get it, but it was... uhm... prolific... #7449 | |
| Which means that my head, travelling at the speed of light, will actually arrive somewhere before I do... #7453 | |
| Why do you ask? Do you and Cpl_Hades have any GREEN memories? #7454 | |
| QUIT SAYING SUMMAT. #7457 | |
| GameGirlz.com . It linked the CR interview... #7458 | |
| Yeah, I went to school with British people when I was in France... #7459 | |
| I should have said 'enclosure'... #7462 | |
| Well, I guess it's finally time for us to get our 'just deserts'... I'm assuming 'just deserts' are like a pudding thing... #7464 | |
| Hehehe, IceMan shaln't wade out of this one... #7466 | |
| Wow, you can find something as nice as sand on TV? #7467 | |
| That's the sort of story you should tell people you wish to mate with... #7469 | |
| I love it when people jump into conversations and go 'why are you all fighting???' when they have absolutely nothing to do with it. It makes them seem so superior. #7471 | |
| Wow, thanks for enlightening me... I guess I was wrong to think that there were racists in Europe... it's all those damned Americans! I guess you must really hate that particular ethnic group... #7474 | |
| Please! NO replies from people made of CORRIGATED ALUMINIUM!!! #7476 | |
| I'd like to be able to !LN C777 #7478 | |
| "...and where I come from, Canada, we reward courage!" #7479 | |
| "Stop making up things about places you've never been! That's what they do in Russia!" #7481 | |
| Holy shit, ChrisReid.com is up! ChrisReid.com is a company that makes poles... #7483 | |
| I could go "Hey, wanna see the CIC pole?" and random woman would be like "Oh, that stupid 'best whatever' thing Hadrian runs?" and I'd be like all "Not exactly... heh heh heh"... then she'd slap me... #7485 | |
| Wow, I ICQ'd Chris and suddenly he was N/A... #7486 | |
| I suppose I should post an update about B5... and about ChrisReid... #7487 | |
| ChrisReid... of him, they would always say, he was a man who made poles... #7488 | |
| It's Pang... #7489 | |
| Remember how I was wondering what happened to Chris earlier today? #7490 | |
| A lot of IceMan(tm) too... #7492 | |
| Hehehe... he's in Florida... #7493 | |
| !LSKick #AH-Club TC-Atsuko #7497 | |
| I don't suppose there's a #AH-Club LSKick? Well, make one within 30 seconds because I don't like Atsuko much... #7498 | |
| Time, admiral, is a virtue which we do not have... actually, it's not a virtue at all, according to the Ultimaverse... #7500 | |
| Well... I should know in about 6 weeks whether or not I'm going to Austin. #7502 | |
| Wow, I'm like Trelane +100... #7503 | |
| Cause you're a forgetfull bitch? #7506 | |
| Good morrow, good morrow to you. #7507 | |
| I tell you, he may write good fiction, but he's not the sort of fellow you'd take home to mom... #7508 | |
| I'd update about that, except I want something serious toupdate about too. #7509 | |
| Hmmm... but we know that the book was done, that the name is final and that the movie release date is almost certainly March... #7510 | |
| Although... it got me thinking about something... #7511 | |
| I've usually avoided actor stuff... But... if we did updates about stuff all the WC alumni are doing... we'd have plenty of stuff all the time... #7512 | |
| What are you talking about? #7513 | |
| You realize I could be sleeping right now? #7514 | |
| Yeah, but I'm depressed. #7515 | |
| I'm depressed. there's apparently no reason for it... #7517 | |
| Hehehe, yeah, but it explains why I haven't wanted to do any work lately. #7518 | |
| I'm getting a perscription... #7519 | |
| Just... don't tell anybody... #7520 | |
| Hmmm... I used to have xmas lights in my room... it freaked me out... I thought it'd give me that Christmasy feeling every day... instead if made me feel like a homocidal maniac... The lights, the constant burning of the lights... #7522 | |
| Wow, if you were C777... #7523 | |
| Heyapoc #7526 | |
| www.wcnews.com/trivia.shtml, I believe. #7527 | |
| Wow, we could do that for the CIC... #7530 | |
| On the first day of CIC, Mike McCoy sent to me rumors of Privat-teer three.. On the second day of CIC, Mike McCoy sent to me, two Dralthi IV's and rumors of Privat-teer three... #7531 | |
| My mom works in ESOL... #7534 | |
| * LOAF has Spyder's. #7537 | |
| www.wcnews.com for the latest up-to-the-week news. #7539 | |
| You scrimp and you save and you steal, just a little, just so Gil can get a slice -- why can't Gil get a slice? #7540 | |
| I'm pretty tall... #7541 | |
| No, I don't have the money to own loaf.com. #7542 | |
| Hmmm... that's what we'll do, we'll have a CIC Christmas Special. and we can play quotes... and... uhm... have a big realaudio thing... and we can sing CIC Christmas songs on it... that's what we'll do.. Hey, Had, can we do that? #7543 | |
| Hehehe, don't bother Had, it's Cronoss... #7544 | |
| Thats what the brochure in the hotel said... #7546 | |
| I know, but I don't have it here. I'm gonna buy it asap. #7548 | |
| My god... It wasn't exactly what I expected... it was better... I was expecting an episode that basically tied together all the stuff we already knew. Londo and G'Kar strangling eachother and such... #7549 | |
| One thing... commercials have never really affected me before now... but I got *really* mad about them watching SiL... #7550 | |
| I don't see how people would relate it to anything like that. #7553 | |
| I'm betting it's not... he once said he was very adamant against appearing like that. #7555 | |
| It's the old whitestar... and I did notice that it looked bad compared to the newer renderings. #7556 | |
| I think I got some mail from you. I got like 100 messages last night. #7558 | |
| He complains about me not updating and then he deletes my updates? TSA! #7560 | |
| Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? #7561 | |
| Chris deleted my updates? #7562 | |
| Well, I made everything right again... #7563 | |
| That'd be a good bumper sticker. "Irony Happens"... #7564 | |
| Back, sorry... #7567 | |
| Wow, I'm a B5 fan and that went over my head, I thought it was about the Book of LOAF... #7568 | |
| Anyway, I'm tired... I'll be back tommorow... #7569 | |
| Krampus? What the hell do these freakish agwc people celebrate? #7570 | |
| Yeah, sure. But make a list of all the people who list them, and we'll hunt them down at the turn of the century... #7571 | |
| I dunno, apparently I'm supposed to find Krampus amusing... #7572 | |
| Mail dexchange@origin.ea.com for information about obtaining disk replacements. #7573 | |
| Very inappropriate, Chris... you know as well as I that time stopped on January 27th, 1996 here. #7575 | |
| Why is it that all the intro quotes this week get me into trouble? #7576 | |
| If Gene Tang calls it the CSS Lexington one more time I'm going to kick his ass... Merci dieu, the movie is going to screw up his little world... #7578 | |
| Yeah... that's right... and the Kats lost 7.8 trillion, I believe... #7579 | |
| Industrial capacity is shipyards and such, not lives. #7580 | |
| A major point in AS is that corrupt senators have been insisting that such shipyards are build on their worlds... In 30 years the industry will be ceneralized around the core worlds, but not back then. #7582 | |
| over a hundred sectors counts a lot of kat space. There are about 1000 human colonzed systems. #7585 | |
| Obviously a planet like Earth has a much higher population than any border colony, which is what was wiped out in AS... #7586 | |
| 28 billion people during the first 30 days, but McAuliffe is also mentioned as having 30 billion people. #7587 | |
| Had I memorized AS I'd tell you. #7589 | |
| You fail to take into account that the Confederation isn't just us. there were... 7... 8 races at least. #7591 | |
| Earth can support a trillion people... #7593 | |
| Anyway... it's not just war that killed these humans;) #7595 | |
| Each year for 35 years the Kilrathi pick a planet and slaughter the inhabitants. #7596 | |
| Plus, with the proton bombings of the 40's, biological destructions of the late 60's, and the pre-battle of Earth nuclear destruction of something like 14 worlds... This *IS* a war in which everybody dies. #7597 | |
| Oh, okay, I thought that was a bad idea for a minute because I read it wrong. But i's a good idea. I thought you were going to yell at Boomer. #7599 | |
| We had like 5 carriers. #7602 | |
| We probably had 40 cruisers at Terra too... #7603 | |
| If there's one guy who screws in screw 137 on armor plating 182 at the Concordia production facility... how is adding 2 people going to help? #7607 | |
| You can't possibly assume that Confed is going to *NOT* try and build a carrier as fast as possible. #7608 | |
| Now... if for some reason Confeds entire populace were aeropsace engineers rather than like farmers... #7610 | |
| I voted for Lev, he rulez. #7613 | |
| (Proper response: LOAF -French-> L'Oaf -> The Oaf!) #7617 | |
| Well, you pull what you know... #7618 | |
| Anyway, Rijeka... I feel for you... #7624 | |
| I mean... Raven got more interested in the other hand... it happens... #7625 | |
| Really? I guess he's even more incompetant than I thought. #7626 | |
| Wow, you got jumped one million years into the future into a battle between the Russo-American alliance and the Xyx consortium too? #7628 | |
| It's okay, nobody ever has the right answer to that question... #7630 | |
| The red head, she's hot... #7633 | |
| Anyway... I've been thinking... whenever a new novel comes out there are always... always... certain chances that need to be made to the rest of the Wing Commander universe... and, invariably, people yell and complain about these changes insessently... #7634 | |
| Wait.! I wanna see it first... #7635 | |
| I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend working on the encyclopedia... but I'm working on those updates now. #7636 | |
| Wow... was it a big bridge? I was on a bus that fell on its side... I was in 5th grade... our bus was turning a corner on a ditch and it fell in... When I was in france a bus broke down on some traintracks and got squashed... #7638 | |
| Dunno, prolly the same reason I couldn't understand you. #7639 | |
| Yeah... we need to create a proactive dual layer transferrable activity list capable of addressing the multitide of concerns expressed by our audiances, both external and internally consistant. #7640 | |
| DIE #7641 | |
| Never... heard of any of those movies <G> #7642 | |
| I was over at amazon.de, because of all the luck I had at amazon.uk... #7647 | |
| Hey Chris. We've been digging... last night... I found something... something... odd... #7648 | |
| Hehehe, I'm definatly going to do anu pdate on the German WCIII novel... "Let me show you how we do it in Germany, Doctor Jones..." . #7654 | |
| I hate it when people call missions levels. Levelmen suck. #7655 | |
| We should get Vanchee to work for us and then fire him... #7657 | |
| Well... lemme let you know right now, they're not... #7658 | |
| Has anybody updated since I did last night? I wonder if we can announce Pilgrim Stars... #7659 | |
| Wow. #7663 | |
| Stop saying Crapzoid... #7664 | |
| Aren't I just a little BellAtlanticBoy... #7665 | |
| I wonder how much WC art there'll be... #7667 | |
| <LOAF> Do you know what day tommorow is, HAdrian? | |
| <Trelane> I know. | |
| <Cpl_Hades> Christmas? | |
| <LOAF> Yes. | |
| <Trelane> :o #7670 | |
| Nobody's ever needed a Q-Tip... #7672 | |
| Wow, Hades, do you try to pursue homosexual relations with children age 8-13 too? #7673 | |
| Merchandise is okay, I need to take some pictures... #7675 | |
| I dunno... I hear their still looking for a backup hotdog distributor and somebody to pick up the empty cola cans... #7676 | |
| Does that mean you pay for our hookers? #7677 | |
| Darn:/ #7678 | |
| Can you post something about WCN sucking, please? #7679 | |
| So... you often talk to IceFire about erotica in relation to bears? #7680 | |
| Can somebody get me the URL for amazon.com's entry on False Colors? #7681 | |
| There, I redid our False Colors page. #7682 | |
| Anybody else doing any secupdates right now? #7683 | |
| Thghere, I sexupdated #7685 | |
| Why don't you go to Justins house, bash in Justins head and eat out Justin's brains? #7686 | |
| Well, I'm working on the new movie page now, I guess. #7687 | |
| Who's complaining about that this time? #7690 | |
| Working on new movie page. #7691 | |
| You horrible sexist pig... you still have an 'inbox'... #7693 | |
| Anyway, I think I've finally found a good project... Bandit LOAF: The Animated Series. #7694 | |
| I'm thinking we'll get Mark Hamill to do the voice of me... and Mark Hamill to do the voice of you... I'm considering Mark Hamill for Byydo.. #7696 | |
| DX-Ball sounds kinda FUN-key... #7697 | |
| Speaking of which, I've been working on the content for the WC Movie site... #7699 | |
| Oh, I've been saying 'sweet' a lot... which is in itself not that un-sweet... #7701 | |
| Thats because they're called credits... #7703 | |
| Trelane, you shuttle cock... #7704 | |
| Wow, WC has to compete with a movie about genetically enhanced sharks that also stars Angel:/ #7705 | |
| I guess I'd best head out, I'm supposed to go get some bloodwork tommorow morning... I dunno what that means, but it sounds painfull... #7706 | |
| Any word from any of those companies you mailed, Hades? #7708 | |
| What's the key to #WCN? #7709 | |
| I can connect to the front page... but the 'enter shop' thing doesn't work. What's an URL for an internal thing? #7710 | |
| JediKTim probably un-registered. #7711 | |
| It's not just a web page! It's a smoldering pile of crap! #7712 | |
| Typing /list is never a good idea... #7713 | |
| What's #year2,000? #7716 | |
| Oooh, Chris, I'm supposed to talk to you. #7718 | |
| Well, doing what you did to #WCN was a very bad thing... . #7719 | |
| <LOAF> Why would it be Chris? | |
| <tracer> Yeah, Eagle did some IP tracing and that's who it turned out to be. #7721 | |
| We should get Byyd to nuke Eag... #7722 | |
| Well... that's an interesting thing, Chris. Because it started off with tracer wanting me to tell you to unregister the channel. And then Zippin said 'Yeah! He does anything you want!' and now tracer is arguing that you won't do anything I want. #7723 | |
| Yeah, I need an IP spoofer too... #7724 | |
| Hehehe, sounds like IceBitch is jealous. #7725 | |
| Hehehe, Tracer wants to defect. #7726 | |
| No, I'm going to start tommorow morning... #7727 | |
| Oh, hey Chrispeople #7730 | |
| And it could have Rose's great great great granddaughter and her lesbian lover... and they could have to prevent Nazi's from taking over the Titanic... #7732 | |
| that travels under the sea in like a tube... at an incredibly fast speed... #7734 | |
| myoglobin is a cool word... #7737 | |
| Chris, Raven wants to have your love child... #7739 | |
| Well, insulting racist remarks about the founder are a start... but please LEAVE ME ALONE. #7740 | |
| Hmmm, op me in #WCN. #7741 | |
| Who the HELL am I, Mister President? sounds better... #7743 | |
| Did Chris just do that, or did we trigger it? #7745 | |
| *everybody* has that problem. #7746 | |
| Barnesandnoble lists FC as in stock! #7747 | |
| Lemme cancel my order from Amazon and get it from them... #7748 | |
| Yeah, then report back... #7749 | |
| May God be with you... #7750 | |
| Wow, that's the month before Smarch... #7751 | |
| Why do you need a news server? #7752 | |
| I guess you could try my news server... #7753 | |
| Dash it, how long can it take to get confirmation from barnesandnoble.com? #7755 | |
| I have it... it's not that big... it has tiny print. #7757 | |
| I only use it for like the sonnets... You can't really read a play from it. #7759 | |
| Maybe there's a glut or something. #7764 | |
| but nothing from Chris... #7765 | |
| there, I got Chris'... #7766 | |
| What the fyck is that? #7768 | |
| and ugly... #7770 | |
| Origin should mail me... then I can forward it to Chris and go "From God, to LOAF, to Chris"... #7772 | |
| Q is good. #7777 | |
| Maybe that's why I didn't hear anything from Barnesandnoble... #7778 | |
| Dash dash dash, I wonder if I should try ordering again... #7779 | |
| College people are assholes:o #7780 | |
| Well... hopefully I'll go somewhere where there's a precedence for gunning down people... #7781 | |
| Doesn't he go to trelane.edu? #7782 | |
| I'll wear the uniform... #7783 | |
| So, I did that thing I do... #7784 | |
| Okay... I'll just hang around here for a while... #7786 | |
| Uhm, that depends on ingestion and the status of your digestive tract... #7789 | |
| Never, ever /who *aol* . #7790 | |
| 10,000 quotes... #7792 | |
| As long as the KOM final. #7793 | |
| Wow, I can say "When I first joined the aces back in '96 they sucked ass." #7794 | |
| Oooh, jms posted something to ras.mod.b5 about what happens to the other characters... #7796 | |
| I keep thinking there are 16 months in a year. #7798 | |
| I spent *WAY* too long living in the belt... #7799 | |
| Well, I've got dibs on writing the 250,000 update. #7800 | |
| Is that all you think about?! Is there another woman!? #7803 | |
| Just play some traditional George Oldziey xmas music... #7804 | |
| It means you have to sing, Byyd... #7805 | |
| Except... you have to do it in the nude... #7806 | |
| I haven't seen what we have so far. #7808 | |
| Cridmas is in... later... lets get some Origin people... #7809 | |
| A Christmas Carol? Like the play? A dramatic misreading? #7811 | |
| ask him to please send my stuff;) #7812 | |
| They're paranoid. #7814 | |
| Hmmmmm... if we kill them now, we can use their oxygen... #7815 | |
| SageNate is a good guy IRL... but he's completely naive online. #7816 | |
| It's funny, because Chris' nick is ChrisReidWorking, and Chris' dopelganger Fred Savage is the star of NBC's semi-popular sitcom, Working... #7820 | |
| Hmmmm... I dunno... maybe it's a Law... #7823 | |
| A pillar of LOAF... #7825 | |
| How do I call upon it in my hour of need? #7826 | |
| But there's no such thing as a Vigilance class CVE... #7827 | |
| One day I want to make up 300 fake news entries just so we can have more than BluesNews. #7828 | |
| Since SAAB was cancelled I *doubt* they're going to do a game. #7830 | |
| Radar using light isntead of sound. #7831 | |
| "Trelane simply is." The collected sayings of Trelane-2 #7833 | |
| As long as we can replicate soda in 600 years, I'll be happy... #7834 | |
| We had to blow up #WCN... it was a menace to navigation! #7835 | |
| -NickServ- Warning: You have been placing a heavy load on services. Please wait three seconds before issuing further commands. #7836 | |
| -NickServ- Warning: Services is now ignoring you. Please wait 5 seconds before issuing further commands. #7837 | |
| *YES*! Got my confirmation... #7838 | |
| Your udel mail or your real mail? Do you have a real mail? #7839 | |
| I'm gonna order all three from Amazon, they just added McCubbin's book to their list... #7840 | |
| It's technically a Southern state, although it fought for the Union during the Civil War... #7842 | |
| Where does Hollywood live? Who *IS* Hollywood? #7843 | |
| I don't know him... why does he care where I live? #7845 | |
| Yes, of course he is. #7846 | |
| Firstoff, I don't know him. #7847 | |
| I usually have to know people for a while before I piss them off to a homicide inducing level... #7848 | |
| Hehehe, if I wanted to | |
| <witty comment removed> I'd just to to | |
| <insulting channel name removed> ... #7849 | |
| So, anyway, exactly what the fuck is going on and what does #StarCraft intend to gain? #7852 | |
| You know, the Lurkers *DOES* have complete episode synopsis'. #7853 | |
| Anyway, what's on the agenda for tonight:? #7854 | |
| Hush. #7855 | |
| Rumor has it, you're dead... #7857 | |
| Well, whatever this stupid joke is, I assure you it's not the first time a ten year old has threatened me. If it happened. #7858 | |
| Watered down? #7859 | |
| Hehehe, just yesterday Raven_1 threatened me... pathetic little kid. #7860 | |
| Once again... the rumors are, you're dead... #7861 | |
| That'd be a bit freaky... #7865 | |
| Hehehe, pot calling the kettle black would be like a fight between IceMan and you which involves the comments "You idiot!" from either player... #7867 | |
| Hey Chris, why don't you call Barnes&Noble that's 5 miles away...? #7868 | |
| Stop by #WCN, Byyd... #7869 | |
| We don't get Red Dwarf here anymore... #7870 | |
| So, what did Holly do that was so funny? #7871 | |
| Hehe, actually I'm Nick Lesnick, Ben is my father... #7873 | |
| Well, actually he reminds me of Fred Savage... but he's pretty suave anyway... #7876 | |
| Yeah... just yesterday Raven threatened to kill me... #7877 | |
| Hehehe, the difference between think and know is that people who know can understand both concepts... #7878 | |
| Wow... if you got 397, then you'd have 801... #7879 | |
| Hehehe, well... tell Holly I live in Ashton, Maryland... 1110 Ashland Dr, to be specific, last paved driveway on the left... #7881 | |
| I'm at school from about 6 to 4... I usually go to the gym in the evening now, so he may want to wait until late at night... #7882 | |
| I used to have a casette which had a story about a frog, but I left it in a car when I was just a wee lass and it melted... #7884 | |
| You, you, you oughtta know... Austin, hopefully... #7886 | |
| I like sports that involve blood... bloodsports, I think they're called... #7887 | |
| Sure they are. They're like the people who jump into channels and go ' I M 2 K00L!!!! M/15 HOT!!!! All GURLZ MESG MEE!!!'... #7888 | |
| That could be a song... #7889 | |
| I HAVE AN UPDATE #7891 | |
| He got mail from those art people. #7892 | |
| The Earth is flat:o #7893 | |
| I get National Geographic... #7894 | |
| Well, I guess we can rest assured in the knowledge that Peechy didn't feel a thing... #7895 | |
| ELLIPTICAL #7896 | |
| I can't wait for FC... the longest WC book ever... #7897 | |
| Claim he slept with the president? #7899 | |
| Has Barnes&Noble called yet? #7900 | |
| (and I'm kindly wondering when he's going to send the maps. #7902 | |
| He's gonna change the way we think about getting hit by pies! #7903 | |
| Chris: all the fiction is still there, AFAIK... you just can't access it like you used to. #7905 | |
| That was well worded. It took you half an hour... Wow, two lies... that wasn't well worded, and it took you *WAY* over half an hour... #7906 | |
| me either, I don't watch Star Wars... #7907 | |
| Hehehe, Dr. Freud would have to tackle the waist thing. #7909 | |
| Actually, I don't think I'm better than most people... In fact, in most aspects I'm sub-par... #7910 | |
| <sweetly> It's only you... it was always you... | |
| </sweetly> #7911 | |
| Quelle faux-pas. #7912 | |
| Actually, geeks... I have marketable skills... #7913 | |
| Is Boomer still there? #7914 | |
| Yeah... its a shame you don't spend as much time updating your site as you do bitching about the rest of the world... #7916 | |
| Everyone hates him? Except for the people who like him... #7917 | |
| Actually, Chris doesn't live with his parents... #7918 | |
| You only live with your mom, right? #7919 | |
| You're using some broad definition terms without specifying what exactly is intended... #7921 | |
| Since you're *BANNED*, I doubtless see how you can tell who's in #WingNut... #7924 | |
| Which basically nullifies your entire argument structure... #7925 | |
| act like it? How so? #7927 | |
| That was sweet. #7928 | |
| Wow... remind me not to go to a lecture with you. "I'm here to talk about myoglobin..." "SHUT UP! YOU THINK YOU'RE THE GOD OF MYOGLOBIN!' #7929 | |
| How does that make me seem like God? #7930 | |
| How am I washed up? What do I want to be? #7934 | |
| I could easily argue "You're nothing but a fucking whore!", but it's not really appropriate, since that would be simply an insult rather than an argument... #7935 | |
| How so? Do you know me? #7936 | |
| Really? Origin gives us scoops? #7938 | |
| Origin sends us press releases... that's all... they have a mailing list for that, you know... #7939 | |
| Do you know why he took this channel? #7942 | |
| and yet you ignore the actual argument... #7946 | |
| Zippin, all you do is ignore our points... I bit you adieu... #7947 | |
| Point of what? #7948 | |
| The founder gave it to us or something. Dunnoo, ask Chris how he got it. #7950 | |
| erm, even the Mac people. #7951 | |
| Anyway, now that we've had our fun... we should give up #WCN. #7952 | |
| Well, it shows their true colors. But lets get rid of it... #7954 | |
| It just makes us seem bad... I mean, it was fun fo ra while... #7955 | |
| Great. You want to order some End Runs? Okay... I'm gonna order ten if possible... #7956 | |
| Hmmm... well... we're pretty much clear here for the night... #7961 | |
| I feel drained completely... We need a vacation. Somewhere where it's sunny and our biological clocks can get back in synch. Here either... the weather is odd... very warm... and it's all screwing with my head. I can't believe it's already December. #7962 | |
| They're trigger happy <G> #7963 | |
| It used to take more, but we get so little snow anymore that anything does it now. #7964 | |
| Hmmm... but there are several people named Had here... #7969 | |
| Anyway, did Chris pass on the joyous news? #7970 | |
| Woo hoo! I can track my package via UPS online... #7972 | |
| It won't say anything until I read the book. #7975 | |
| I'll write about it shipping, though. #7976 | |
| I'm so excited, I'm so excited... #7977 | |
| Well, I"m just worried that there are Origin people out there... #7981 | |
| I yelled 'EAT THIS WIZZY' when I picked up some money on the ground, once... #7982 | |
| An interview? Sounds like a scam. #7984 | |
| Dan "Akkbar" Hardwicke? #7985 | |
| Sooo... False Colors weighs one pound... #7987 | |
| Guys! I have one hell of an update! #7988 | |
| Either really great or really bad, depending on whether or not I can get my scanner to work. #7990 | |
| I saw some Wing Comander action figures today... #7991 | |
| My copy of False Colors is in Edison, New Jersey. #7992 | |
| wait, no, it departed Edison, New Jersey and is on its way here. #7993 | |
| I love the UPS shipping thing. I should just order stuff to watch it mvoe around... #7994 | |
| No, that's a Pilgrim Cross that Blair wears... the Pilgrim has one too... it's a hidden knife, a knife & sword company is making replicas. #7995 | |
| No, it's like a hidden knife. #7997 | |
| Anyway, I have to be Copernicus for a period tommorow:/ #7999 | |
| I'm not ready to be Copernicus. #8000 | |
| In theory Chris will be here before he goes to school... #8002 | |
| Just flipped through it. I have to leave soon, mailed yall to let you know that I got it. #8003 | |
| You know those morons who say 'Well, the Victory Streak is a misprint, the dreadnought is 2.2 km long!!!!!! I |ike girlz!!!!!' ? #8004 | |
| Damnit, and I got FC and want to talk aobut the figures and stuff. Okay, seeya #8006 | |
| Highline? That sounds drug related... #8007 | |
| suckassWCN. #8008 | |
| The US military is testing a new type of nerve gas, designed to disrupt the electron transport chain and kill nearly instantly... #8009 | |
| But they day Priv2 was released was in October... #8010 | |
| Interesting... Chris is gonna be back in a few hours... #8011 | |
| There are Kilrathi SWACS craft in False Colors. they're Zarktoths. #8015 | |
| Well, I'll be looking forward to Pilgrim Stars late 1999... and the first Wing Commander product of 2000 is probably going to be the 3rd novel. #8016 | |
| * LOAF makes the ICQ noise #8017 | |
| TV shows definatly come out first. #8019 | |
| I ended up in the gay area of geocities once, that was scary... #8021 | |
| I dunno... I think I will order some, though... #8022 | |
| Sooo, Chris, did you hear about the dreadnought? #8023 | |
| Erm... I read it, so it's in the past tense. #8024 | |
| It just gets mentioned several times. #8027 | |
| I should mail him and tell him I liked his book... is his address the same as it used to be? #8028 | |
| Well, it's a major point of the plot that it's this incredible Kilrathi ship that dwarfs everything. And twice characters go "It's got to be at least twenty two kilometers long!" #8029 | |
| I need to mail Forstchen too. #8031 | |
| It's not the real Dralthi... its an early 3D rendering. #8032 | |
| Well, it's the same yet angular. #8033 | |
| Hmmm... check Borders.com . #8034 | |
| Hehe, it has nothing to do with WC, I believe. #8035 | |
| Just in private, so I don't spoil it for people who don't want to know yet. #8036 | |
| FC rules. #8037 | |
| I'm selling and End Run... #8038 | |
| But we don't like NightStalker. #8039 | |
| Did you just write out your slap? #8040 | |
| Mike Chow is a wanker #8042 | |
| NOw you can put it to autogreet Bear. #8043 | |
| Wow, Dund is having a three way with his dad and bro... that's so Dund... #8047 | |
| You pray to me, right Chris? #8051 | |
| Mainly the FRLS Independance and the FRLS Mjollnir... #8053 | |
| Free Republic of the Landreich Ship, I believe... #8054 | |
| Freddie Prinze Jr. on tonight show on Tuesday... #8056 | |
| He doesn't have a fan club... and good morning. #8057 | |
| What's the manual have in it? #8059 | |
| They *never* report news if we've found it first, because they don't want to credit us. #8060 | |
| I should jump into this toy argument... death is down there with the other acelets, now... "I won't see the movie because the toys have big plastic guns!!!!1" #8062 | |
| I'm taking the thing to school tommorow to scan... #8063 | |
| He's a WCN jerkoff now... #8066 | |
| It feels weird. #8068 | |
| An officer, I believe. #8072 | |
| Good idea, Chris, we should camp outside the theater... #8074 | |
| 13 school days till X-Mas here! Yay! #8075 | |
| Oh, hey, Chris, maybe I should go to Seattle for the movie... #8076 | |
| 20? How is that possible, Hades? #8077 | |
| 5 days next week... 5 days the week after that... and then at *MOST* four more. #8078 | |
| Thats because they charge you by-minute for 'net access so as to afford expensive security measures... #8081 | |
| Do they HATE her>? Enough to start a British Civil War? My god, there's going to be a British Civil War! #8082 | |
| I know, you're just trying to draw attention to yourself, but I must point out that your logic is flawed -- Origin has nothing to do with the WC Movie... #8083 | |
| You bastards! You just *LET* Americans come up there and kill your seals? #8084 | |
| A super-intelligent megawingnut... #8086 | |
| But those Mexicans bring us a cheap work force, not steal our only natural reasource. #8088 | |
| I remember that Warcraft II level that was all seals... and I killed them all and no candians even tried to stop me... #8089 | |
| He's a troll, what do you expect? #8090 | |
| * Kofar drops a load of HCl on HadrianTheSeal #8091 | |
| now shrivel up and die to prove that you're the same as an seal... #8092 | |
| Wow, what happened here? #8093 | |
| Anyway... the end of FC is very emotional... #8095 | |
| I've been working... #8097 | |
| Hehehe, our UPN Affiliate showed a strange documentary on Lost in Space. #8099 | |
| Freaky... 3 messages? #8101 | |
| Where'd these come from? #8102 | |
| Unusual, to say the least... #8103 | |
| Anyway, yeah, I should go to Seattle... #8104 | |
| http://www.becquet.com/etext.htm What *is* this? It has HOTT, FA and ER... #8107 | |
| If you had Forstchen's phone number, would you harass him? #8108 | |
| As for leaving my house, I did earlier today and it was sorta hellish... I wouldn't reccomend it to anybody else... #8109 | |
| Unfortunatly your friend is lying... #8110 | |
| * LOAF is working on his stupid Copernicus thing. #8111 | |
| Wow, that's why I don't go to dentists... #8113 | |
| and of course, there's just five days until Star Trek: Insurrection. So, in five days we can finally make all those 'rection' jokes we've been planning over the last few months... #8117 | |
| Dash, I always do that... #8119 | |
| Cpl_Bus #8121 | |
| I talked to Dan from Dan's today... #8122 | |
| No, 'cause its on his server and he'd see. But I took some pictures I need to send you... #8124 | |
| One is the 'Claw, one is the Dilligent... #8128 | |
| http://www.trekweb.com/msgboard.mv #8132 | |
| You should build an aquaduct... #8133 | |
| I used to live right next to an aquaduct... #8134 | |
| Hehe, that's okay, Chris. #8135 | |
| I don't have a city... I have a stream, though... #8136 | |
| 8136, to be exact... #8138 | |
| Which of course means in action figure format... #8140 | |
| Oh, Chris, you using my news server? #8141 | |
| No, I just saw your post about not getting that spam. #8142 | |
| Erols does a really good job of filtering out spam in agwc... #8143 | |
| Dash, I've been kitting myself, CGI SUCKS! #8145 | |
| Our records indicate that we have received your freshman application for the fall semester 1999 for the College of Natural Sciences. We have received all documents required by the Office of Admissions. Once we reach a decision you will be notified by mail. Now I just have to wait... #8146 | |
| I'm pretty sure DA and FPJ are long separated, Had. #8147 | |
| I dunno, check www.utexas.edu <G> #8148 | |
| Wow, I hope you survive the night... #8150 | |
| Hmmm... you could just stab yourself with a pencil... #8153 | |
| Just don't visit the WOO board. #8156 | |
| Nothing good comes out of the WOO board... #8157 | |
| Hehe, you still enjoy the company of men? #8158 | |
| Hmm, well, maybe I'll be there next year... #8159 | |
| Richards is in the WCIV novel, right? #8161 | |
| Hehe, well, we've got a bigger problem... #8164 | |
| Okay, go for it... #8166 | |
| DooM ruled. #8169 | |
| I wish I still had a copy... #8170 | |
| Sooo... who's seeing Insurrection tommorow? #8171 | |
| Yeah.... where have you been? #8173 | |
| * LOAF came home early. #8174 | |
| Anyway, there's like a party here in half an hour, so I'm just waiting for that... #8176 | |
| Woo hoo... has Chris been here? #8177 | |
| Adam Adnams... and I can work in advertising... #8178 | |
| Wow, I'm back... #8183 | |
| It's more advanced than X, but it came before Z... #8184 | |
| I saw Insurrection yesterday... #8186 | |
| Yeah, probably... he's that sort of person... #8189 | |
| Yeah, they don't contact him. #8190 | |
| I... don't think so... #8191 | |
| But I got the impression that he had some plan... #8192 | |
| And where's the 920 meters? #8193 | |
| As I understood it, the Belisarius thing was an excuse to get him back into power.. #8194 | |
| I'm *betting* that he wanted the war to continue... so man would evolve while fighting the Kilrathi... but it was Belisarius that forced him to end the war early, w/ Behemoth... (well, try to...) so, when the war was over, he had to start the Black Lance... #8197 | |
| Oh... well... it finally proved something I tried to a long time ago. #8199 | |
| Keith prolly has a system, which we'll have to work out... I like 'dai' better than 'nar' anyway... Maybe they define the next word... dai is a province, nar is a planet... #8201 | |
| AS too... in the intro... #8203 | |
| Soo... what about that fake arm? I liked how they explained Kruger's backstory... #8206 | |
| And for the fake arm, they mention in the WC3 novel that he's been wounded, but nothing beyond that. #8207 | |
| It was like... not really a story... as much as stuff that happens. #8209 | |
| Whoooo #8211 | |
| You should have told him 'later'... #8212 | |
| Lets make WCNews cards out of our pictures, for our bios. #8213 | |
| It is, it torpedoed the Tiger's Claw. #8216 | |
| Erm, but anyway, he's "Hans" Kruger like I'm "LOAF" Lesnick... and the guy in the AS intro called him Hans because he wanted to sound big... like me calling Foshko Adam or something... #8217 | |
| My problem is just Spencer. #8218 | |
| Skip is short for Spencer, I believe... #8219 | |
| Hmm... anything else in AS? By which I meant FC. #8220 | |
| I might Sig quote part of the end... #8222 | |
| I saw lots of copies at B.Dalton yesterday... #8223 | |
| Lemme go grab mine, one sec #8224 | |
| I smell lawsuit! #8225 | |
| He's an existential philosopher... beleived basically the same thing as Tolwyn in WCIV. #8227 | |
| Where'd you get Bhantkara class? Found 920, p.139 Found it. 392 #8228 | |
| You look like Joey from Friends... #8229 | |
| Except it's not you? #8230 | |
| Yeah... pretty good... #8231 | |
| I had Pizza for lunch:p #8232 | |
| Hmm, I'll check. I'll call them on Monday, too... #8235 | |
| Well... I'm gonna go to the comic book store to learn more about WC action figures... hopefully... be back soon. #8236 | |
| Actually, the Concordia *does* use its weapon. Watch a battle between the Concordia and any furball capship... it first a big red PTC ball that kills anything. #8237 | |
| Although we should note that SO2 points out that it takes forever to fire the PTC, and there's a Prophecy-esque chance that the Concordia will blow up when that happens;) #8238 | |
| Whoever remembered that the Oort cloud is in the Kilrah system... I'll have your children #8239 | |
| Christmas in summer would be like summer break in the winter... #8243 | |
| Hehe, actually I just assumed that because all of England got the crap bombed out of it during the war... #8245 | |
| Which, I note, is your own damned fault, what kind of morons build a country so close to Germany? #8247 | |
| Hey, they never touched the US. #8248 | |
| Where was it, then? #8250 | |
| No, they bombed the US. #8251 | |
| It was a pathetic little thing to prove it was possible, they used submarine based aircraft. #8252 | |
| * LOAF likes his WCP uniform. #8254 | |
| activity down? How can you be here for two seconds and judge that activity is down? #8256 | |
| Gonna go nuke dinner, bbl. #8257 | |
| Nah, no new WC. #8258 | |
| Oh, I like Psych... #8259 | |
| I should do all these updates people have forwarded me... #8261 | |
| It's 7orange, and it has '101' written on the side in fur... #8262 | |
| If I were to go to London, would you go to London to see me, or would I have to search out wherever it is you live using an autogyro or something? #8263 | |
| Well, experiments in branding... #8264 | |
| Oooh, rocket skateboard... Hehe, like in 'Back to the Future'... #8265 | |
| then update the LMG page. #8266 | |
| Today... I finish the updates to the WCMovie site, I've been putting that off long enough. #8270 | |
| Need questions and answers for the movie FAQ, and IMDB links for all the actors.. you know... You can kill me... you can bury my ideas... you can bury who I was... but there's one thing you can't bury... automatic drilling machiens that are powered by a lack of light... because they'd just keep digging themselves back up... #8278 | |
| Had: 1 star, 2 stars, 3 stars, 4 stars... #8279 | |
| Excellent... I'll have this movie stuff done soon, I hope... I want to get the new site up asap.... and, basically, kick DMS' ass. #8280 | |
| Hadrian Sings the Blues? #8281 | |
| I don't ever use any... stuff... anymore... so I dunno <G> #8283 | |
| That's where I see myself in ten years... #8285 | |
| Hmm... maybe you could email him my address? #8286 | |
| I got a free WCIVDVD in the mail... #8288 | |
| you got my key blanks? #8289 | |
| Hmmm... I think you're supposed to say "No, do they often confuse me for a man?" #8292 | |
| That's craptacular... #8295 | |
| * LOAF_News slaps ace with little Lisa's sweater #8296 | |
| Yeah, I just had stuff tonight... #8301 | |
| Wow, but if you were in Vietnam, a sucky roomate would be a good thing... #8304 | |
| Except the fuzzed out porn channel doesn't come on in the day anymore:/ It's like the international channel rightg now... #8305 | |
| Hmmm, I was just hoping she'd die or something... #8306 | |
| We tried to start a war to get news for the CIC once, but Cpl Hades wouldn't attack Scotland for us... #8307 | |
| I wonder if Blue from Bluesnews is there yet... #8308 | |
| Well, no Iraqi hits to the CIC, so we can say offensive stuff I suppose... #8309 | |
| I'm happy, we're whooping Iraqi ass... #8310 | |
| When I said we, I included you... #8311 | |
| But as long as we blow up stuff, I'm happy... I'm sooo tired of us threatening to attack. #8314 | |
| I haven't been here much... since I still have The Cold From Hell... #8315 | |
| I don't want to go to UN Happy Fun Day with all those damned foreigners... #8316 | |
| I want to make Dund talk to girls... #8318 | |
| I think they have it at matthewlillard.com. #8320 | |
| I've just been coming on to update, mostly... #8325 | |
| Classes start August 25th... #8327 | |
| He obviously faked his death... #8330 | |
| Hehe, he's Richards... the most likely candidate to do that... #8331 | |
| Nah, it's probably something more sinister. #8332 | |
| How do you hold a system like that? #8333 | |
| Wow, that was a quick movie... #8334 | |
| Hmmm... I forgot... but I'll call on Monday... #8336 | |
| My school has a budget, I believe... #8337 | |
| Well... work on that... I like reading them;) #8338 | |
| Wow, why haven't we gotten any hits today? #8341 | |
| I turned it in several months ago. #8343 | |
| Like you don't think it when you type your email address. #8346 | |
| I want a Kofar... because, hey, Kofar... #8349 | |
| I like saying Pikachu... #8352 | |
| Yes, but they'll bring them back in the future... #8353 | |
| Stupid Raptor... BW pride... #8354 | |
| I suppose I should go meet him if there's ever a BW Pride rally in DC... #8355 | |
| because you can't get video screenshots from DVDs. #8356 | |
| Special Prizes are on the way! #8359 | |
| Forbes: (apologizing to deveraux) Sorry..sorry. I was just showing off a bit in front of Maniac. #8362 | |
| Hehe, this is gonna be a good movie. #8363 | |
| Bossman gets mentioned in the movie. #8364 | |
| Yeah, work is progressing well on the encyclopedia... #8368 | |
| I've never seen most of them in PBMs. #8370 | |
| Damnit, I want the movie more than ever... #8371 | |
| www.wcnews.com/loaf #8372 | |
| Hmmm... my brother got Mark Hamill's autograph in the mail... #8374 | |
| Awww, put him in. #8376 | |
| Apply to Hades. Oh... make him a disgruntled man... #8377 | |
| * LOAF liam's Octopi's hunt #8378 | |
| "I'm 18/f and all I'm wearing is a t-shirt"... #8380 | |
| I don't think anybody can pick up a chick called Christa... #8381 | |
| Angel has some great dialogue in the movie... #8383 | |
| Lazarus... Geeze, Chris, you're an idiot, you've never heard of Hans Kruger's merchant ship from Action Statiosn? . #8384 | |
| Yay, go for it. #8385 | |
| mp3.loaf.net #8388 | |
| You should have added something about Wizzy's sister... #8389 | |
| Hey. Did I miss anything in my bio? #8391 | |
| Hehe, I still have a copy of the original CIC. #8393 | |
| I mean my old WC page. #8394 | |
| We need CIC badges... #8395 | |
| Or nifty ID cards... "Ben Lesnick, CIC Staff, I need to inspect your skirt..." #8396 | |
| Welcome back! #8400 | |
| I have a Christmas tree... #8402 | |
| Same... been working on encyclopedia stuff today... #8403 | |
| Anyway, I've been snowed in all day... #8404 | |
| We prolly only got 3 inches but... erm... I'm in the woods. #8405 | |
| Well, Half Life, bbl. #8406 | |
| Thunderbolt? #8407 | |
| Hehe, now say 'back'... #8408 | |
| WB Chris #8409 | |
| WB Crid #8410 | |
| WB Sloop #8412 | |
| 3dfx. #8416 | |
| You can use a different browser, if you have one. #8418 | |
| To hide from Karl #8420 | |
| How was Cridmas? #8423 | |
| What does that detect? #8424 | |
| Massive alien forces have been detected #8425 | |
| Christ! I hate today... #8426 | |
| Yeah, once I install it and stuff we can have a threesome... but I'm playing with my vibrator right now... #8427 | |
| You guys are some of the best friends a guy could have, merry Christmas... #8429 | |
| If for some freaky reason the WC movie was incredibly popular... and the toy line was expanded to Star Wars proportions... eventually they'd have to make a Ben Lesnick action figure... #8431 | |
| It's been so long since I seen ya... #8432 | |
| I'm massively good... #8433 | |
| What am I? #8434 | |
| yeah... I should mention Peter Telep's Descent thing... #8435 | |
| I loved that game. #8436 | |
| I never got by that mission where there was a duplicate Enterprise... #8437 | |
| Stupid scripts... #8440 | |
| There was some good stuff in MKW8... all telepath stuff, though, and I have this thing against telepaths... #8441 | |
| MKW7 is the one with the weird story in the past, I think... #8442 | |
| You can. I'm not familiar with it... #8443 | |
| I have... a bunch of Star Trek books I got at a library sale, but I've never read them... my brother buys the hardbacks when their appear for like 3 dollars at the fronts of bookstores... #8444 | |
| I got... a little recorder for recording the WC movie audio... #8445 | |
| My dad got a CD-R, so now I can R CD's... #8446 | |
| I got a laser pointer... #8447 | |
| I do a lot of presentations and things. Also I like harassing animals... #8448 | |
| What about movie theaters? "That's the Tiger's Claw, everybody!" #8449 | |
| But now that I've been accepted somewhere, I don't have to worry about school that much anymore <G> #8451 | |
| Wait, Chris, what's it picking up? #8452 | |
| Is it Boomer? #8453 | |
| Yeah, I'd kill people who did it during the WC movie... I suppose I'd have to use a silencer... so they wouldn't remove me until after... #8455 | |
| Speaking of which, I got From Earth to the Moon on DVD... now I just need 12 free hours... #8456 | |
| Well... on one hand... Tom Hanks is the best actor ever... on the other hand... that movie sucked... #8457 | |
| WCIII carriers got a class... #8458 | |
| I've got a horrible disfiguring disease! #8460 | |
| Yeah, Had... 920 meters, 8 turrets... <G> #8461 | |
| Snakeir are the SM2 carriers that Hhriss fly off... #8462 | |
| Although the guide thing will probably screw up the length... #8464 | |
| Yes. And what are the chances that they remebered SWC's manual? #8465 | |
| Well... apparently he talked to Peter Telep about the guide... #8467 | |
| Woah, waht a scoop... #8469 | |
| Well... Chris and I talked about some movie stuff which sounded cool... #8470 | |
| Erm, not you, movie action figure stuff, SXGlory sent it to us... #8471 | |
| Stuff about the Rapiers, mostly... being like WWII fighters, w/ tracers and the way the take off... #8472 | |
| What's so Oh-My-God, Johnny? #8474 | |
| Jim Carazy? #8475 | |
| I'll write an update when I get back, brb #8476 | |
| It'd be so cool if they'd send us the books early. and gawd, I can't wait for these figures... #8478 | |
| Hey Devin, Devin, Devin, Devin, Devin, Devin #8484 | |
| You haven't? #8485 | |
| Wait, WC cases are of four... #8486 | |
| Oh, I updated that thing... #8488 | |
| Wait... What are YOU going to do with a joystick? #8489 | |
| Did you ask Kimbers to call Janessa? #8490 | |
| Hehehe, Neil Young. #8491 | |
| Hehehehe, well it was nice of you to get him something... #8492 | |
| Hehehe, can I do it too? #8493 | |
| Dan... #8494 | |
| Ass Kicker 637... Who is Ass Kicker 637, and why's he more important than ace? #8495 | |
| Yes! I beat Celina! #8496 | |
| * LOAF kisses Chris passionatly #8497 | |
| * LOAF blinds Hades with HIS INCREDIBLE LIGHT PEN #8498 | |
| Gathering up files for my first CD-R... #8500 | |
| WCA episodes, WC1/2 Demos... patches... SO fiction... WCIVPSX site stuff... req'd graphics... #8501 | |
| I'd have to install it first... #8502 | |
| Lemme turn on the vibrating chair... #8504 | |
| Anyway, I went to the comic book store... #8508 | |
| Grabbed a copy of previews, there's stuff SXGlory didn't bother to copy, and asked the guy... he said he had been planning on ordering some figures, and he'd order the vehicles for me... #8509 | |
| I said "Oh, great, can I reserve them?" and he said sure, put my name and number on a piece of paper w/ a list of all the stuff I want and he'll put it in my brothers reservation box... #8510 | |
| So, I listed the 8 figures, 2 vehicles & the starlog special... and then I look around the store and find this Britihs magazine with a four page article on the making of the movie Kilrathi lots of pictures and a long interview with people, I'm gonna transcribe it... then I get home and there's a copy of the February CGW w/ a review of Gold... #8511 | |
| except now I have to scan all this stuff. #8515 | |
| Ahh, I'll finisht his later... #8518 | |
| Nut-san #8519 | |
| Heya SX. #8520 | |
| Thanks for the info, SX. I went out and bought a copy of Previews, and reserved the WC stuff in my box... #8521 | |
| Yagar... not sure... #8522 | |
| I saw the article about the B5 game, but I haven't read it yet... #8524 | |
| He's a fan... so is Robin Williams, apparently... and Freddie Prinze Jr . #8526 | |
| F'ing scanner isn't working very well... going to move it to my computer soon, I hope... #8527 | |
| Ko-Bar Yagar 41 #8529 | |
| That Cav moron for one... #8530 | |
| Not just because I'm in them. The Guide will be uber-cool too... #8534 | |
| Do you have last months previews? #8536 | |
| a *LOT* has been cut, so it'd be cool. A WC:DVD with extra scenes would be cool. #8540 | |
| Hmmm... from who? #8541 | |
| Erm, who's putting it out? #8542 | |
| What does the December Previews say about the WC books? #8543 | |
| Oooh, hard cover WC novel... #8545 | |
| And is there a hard cover novel? #8547 | |
| Oh, Hades, I'm very miffed at you. #8549 | |
| Yeah. 'Sci Fi & Fantasy Models' had a kickass article about the Kilrathi from the WC Movie... #8551 | |
| They're black and white and my scanner sucks, *BUT*... they're nice looking shots of all the different kats... #8552 | |
| I thought it was odd that they'd already given him the green light for PS, but... #8554 | |
| Wow, that's a metaphor... don't tell Haess... #8555 | |
| Getting freaky errors, lemme reset, brb. #8557 | |
| That's the scary thing? #8560 | |
| Hehehe... anyway... my fingers hurt... #8561 | |
| Hehehe, the article about the Kilrathi is sad. #8562 | |
| Because Chris Roberts told us how awful the Kilrathi are and how he had to cut them out of the movie almost entirely because they look so stupid. #8563 | |
| And then these poor designer people are boasting about how cool their Kilrathi are. #8564 | |
| Yeah, some freak was asking me about that earlier... #8566 | |
| Hmmmm... maybe it's Tony Blair's fault... #8567 | |
| I told him you were dying of incurable cancer and wouldn't be able to update until you return to earth in a new form... Obviously, he wasn't really a WC fan, as he didn't understand that a cure would be discovered any day now... #8568 | |
| Some guy asking me when Chris would update Trivia... #8569 | |
| erm, and I'm back... #8571 | |
| Installed and registered, brb... #8572 | |
| Hehe, sucker, I got all my porn this morning... what should I do? #8574 | |
| Okay... got my tech tre... and my Victory Streak... just in case #8576 | |
| We could have a birthday party for Mr. Pibb... #8579 | |
| gotta call somebody, bbs #8580 | |
| Hehe, I have to clean my room. #8581 | |
| We have to seriously think about Austin. #8582 | |
| I check into my dorm on the 20th... (of August) #8583 | |
| 25th... but I'll prolly be in Texas for a while before then, in a hotel or something... #8584 | |
| Busy for a few minutes before I can check... #8586 | |
| <LOAF> Oh, okay, cause Hades and I are getting married... right Hades? | |
| <Cpl_Hades> right LOAF, honey #8592 | |
| Hah, ace is many things, but he's no Nazi officer... #8593 | |
| You're wearing the dress... #8595 | |
| Hey Chris, did you get a WCIV DVD? #8596 | |
| Mmkay, then the extra goes to NutBoy... #8597 | |
| * LOAF_RoomClean is away #8598 | |
| 'ave a picture of Celina? #8599 | |
| My desk is clean, my bed is made and my books are organized... #8602 | |
| Haven't gotten it yet #8604 | |
| Wow, I wouldn't want to lose my shmlock... #8605 | |
| Back... with the ultimate sandwhich... #8606 | |
| and a bottle of rum... #8608 | |
| I'm just being dramatic, Dund. #8609 | |
| No... practicing for LOAF: The Movie 2 #8610 | |
| Well, and stuff blowing up and sex... #8611 | |
| You are? I don't even know who you are... #8612 | |
| Oh, Chris isn't here... #8614 | |
| Yeah there is, Christopher... #8615 | |
| Anyway... I need to go eat the ultimate sandwich, and thusly must bid adieu too all of you staffers, fanatics, fans and freakish Seattle-friends-o-Chris... #8616 | |
| Jessica Dubroff, 7 year old pilot, was flying an F-117... #8618 | |
| I'm going over the Wc1 script... #8620 | |
| Hey Hades, when's your birthday #8623 | |
| I played a little starcraft last night... #8627 | |
| and a skirmish game... #8630 | |
| They don't? They did... #8633 | |
| Well, lemme go contiue my skirmish... then I'll work on the enc a bit more... bbl... #8634 | |
| Obviously you're forgetting (Red)Delance's Hot Date(/Red)! #8635 | |
| Well... I got the definate impression that while he vocalized his compassion early on in the book (talking to Jason about the conspiracy) he definatly #8637 | |
| just covering his own ass, and then there are a bunch of points where they #8639 | |
| Actually, "Flayme_Whore" would be a good nickname... Hades, you need a good nickname... #8644 | |
| Can I send you sections for editing as I finish each system? #8645 | |
| I just wanted to say eek so my box would quit going 'PING? PONG!'... Some idiot probably thought that was funny when IRC was invented... #8646 | |
| Do we have a poll for today? #8652 | |
| I'm thinking: "How many times will you see the WC Movie?" over&over/thrice/twice/once/never #8653 | |
| If looks could kill those ones would, it looks *THAT* good... #8654 | |
| Any women yet? #8655 | |
| we should start getting ready for the CIC first anniversary celebration... #8656 | |
| Yeah, in the storm... that Hadrian made up... #8660 | |
| But you were the newscaster... #8662 | |
| Oh, yeah, there's no US in CNN... #8663 | |
| * LOAF feeds Hades a fuckwich #8664 | |
| All my life, I've searched for a use for the word fuckwich... and now I have it... #8665 | |
| Hmmm... can it be Trelane's Tip in The Day instead? #8666 | |
| Lets put all the TToTD's at the guild page and call it a day... #8667 | |
| Were they good movies? #8668 | |
| When they fry you, I want to be the one who knots the rope... #8670 | |
| Hey Hades, do you really change currency soon? #8672 | |
| Oh... hmmm... but 'Euro' is a cool word for money.... #8674 | |
| Are any European countries completley getting rid of their money? Like Canada or Greenland or something? #8675 | |
| Have you gotten half a life yet? #8676 | |
| You made me turn off my music so you could reboot? DAMN YOU, CPL_HADRIAN #8678 | |
| There were some really good missions in there... for example, there's a shipyard strike mission where there are like half a dozen capships. (HELL in SWC, since the capships are much harder than normal-WC1.. A lot of the dialogue and such was taken from SM2, but there were interesting bits in there... I've got a copy of the script around here somewhere... #8679 | |
| Heya... got a bunch of icq's from you staffians while I was away, watchall need? #8680 | |
| Oh, okay. I figured something bad happened... #8682 | |
| That wasn't me... #8683 | |
| one involves scanning, though, so it'll be a few hours... #8685 | |
| Well... there's that awful review of WC:PG at AVault... which I have something pretty to say about;) #8686 | |
| I guess Chris isn't coming back... #8690 | |
| Bondarevsky & Ivanova were both born on Razin, which was a Russian colony in the Alpha Centauri system... #8691 | |
| Haven't heard from HC yet... but I already ordered an official magazine locally <G> #8696 | |
| Forbidden Planet is where all British people buy everything:P #8698 | |
| A friend of mine who works at EB says they didn't have plans to stock them... #8699 | |
| But, its impossible to get a straight answer from TRU <G> #8700 | |
| You're lucky of you can find an English speaking employee <G> #8701 | |
| EEE! #8703 | |
| Spooky is a nice guy, but damn, his .sig is annoying <G> #8704 | |
| Did the snowman get melted today? #8705 | |
| No, it's crap... #8707 | |
| Now, friend, why are you arguing? This is a friendly channel... #8708 | |
| Oh, just paste it all here. #8709 | |
| Is 'I finally figured out...' just some morons whining about how horrible their lives were because WCP wasn't WCIV or is it something real now? #8710 | |
| Haess already did... #8711 | |
| Eag brainwashed a lot of people. #8712 | |
| Okay, start interrupt our current conversation to talk about mp3s. #8714 | |
| Wow, that can be the title for your first pr0n film... #8715 | |
| Hehe, of course, the others are all on the akick list. #8718 | |
| There are no good schools in Maryland, why would you go here? #8720 | |
| When I know the secret. #8721 | |
| You'd better not be fucking with me, brb. #8723 | |
| Shouldn't you be in college now? #8724 | |
| Firaxis' isn't at Origin's building, is it? #8729 | |
| I thought you found me WC1... #8732 | |
| Yeah, but its been out forever. #8734 | |
| Ooooh #8736 | |
| Diploma Frames! #8737 | |
| The lack of hits is probably because college students are all at home... so it should stay down for a few weeks. #8740 | |
| Akk looks very different in that pic... sort of like one of the Beverly Hillbillys... #8742 | |
| Hmmm... one thing is sort of scary... You have the exact same expression on your face when you're with Akk as you do when you're with Celina... #8743 | |
| Dash. Well, I guess I'll be here then, maybe... so remind me and I'll buy you a drink... #8746 | |
| MIT is nice... but why go to an Academy when you can go somewhere good do ROTC? <G> #8748 | |
| Must... go find... giant... chocolate... bar... brb... #8749 | |
| Agreed... #8750 | |
| Well, I'm gonna go play Pokemon some more. bbl #8751 | |
| A little thing called Double you see eh... #8752 | |
| Hehe... my littlest brother, Gavin... #8754 | |
| No, I'm with somebody... #8755 | |
| the font is changed. #8757 | |
| Oh, wait... its me... #8758 | |
| Uhm, F-22idiot, you can't possibly accuse SX of taking anything too seriously when you wear a flag on your shoulder... #8765 | |
| And if your military was made up entirely of 1812 & 1917 veterans, where would you be today? #8766 | |
| Oh, I had a close encounter with a mac freak yesterday... #8767 | |
| Yeah... Samcat had forty dollars of credit at Funcoland, so we went out at like 8 to grab some WCs... #8768 | |
| Aren't you the thespian/Canadian F-22 pilot who harasses Hades on IRC? #8769 | |
| and we went to like this used software store near there to search for... more WC's... and this hippie guy was asking the clerk where the Mac software was... and they said "I'm sorry, we don't carry mac software anymore, it just didn't sell well enough"... and, much like an evil villan, he yells "You're making a big mistake! You know the iMac just came out, right?" and storms out... #8770 | |
| Erm, so then we went to CompUSA, to buy some blank CDs... #8771 | |
| and we're searching through all these piles of CD's that don't have pricetags when we see the same guy, in CompUSA's pathetic little mac section yelling "Where the | |
| <bleep> is the employee assigned to this area?" over and over... I'm guessing it was Dundradal in 20 years... #8772 | |
| Eyy, Tee, Eff, Double You #8775 | |
| Is it next year in the land of Hades yet, Hades? #8776 | |
| Eeeeek, there's a land of Hades? #8777 | |
| Hmmm... I told the government I need money for a new computer... #8779 | |
| That's not a sig, it's a f'ing... signature file... #8784 | |
| Dund! I met one of you! #8786 | |
| You didn't *work* there. He was like yelling violently into the void. #8788 | |
| Workingonmoviesite! #8791 | |
| Hades, you're my favorite mistake... #8792 | |
| To do an oversized Wing Commander �fact book� HarperCollins selected Wing Commander alumni Chris McCubbin � who�s resume includes the documentation for several Wing Commander games, as well as multiple Wing Commander official guides. Is that the right use of 'alumni'? Or should it be 'alumn'? #8793 | |
| Hehe, Wizzy's gay diary got taken down:/ #8795 | |
| According to Borders, the WCMovie adaptation is 256 pages... and the Movie Jr. Adaptation is 128 pages... and according to the author, the only difference is that the jr novel has had all the sex removed... #8798 | |
| I wonder if advertising secretops.com is spamming in #W-C... #8799 | |
| because it's on the same server as wcnews.com... #8800 | |
| That's because your over eleven... you don't turn him on like the kids who do anything he says do... #8801 | |
| #Wing-Commander is a lot like #Teen, except you have a much better chance of talking about Wing Commander in #Teen... #8803 | |
| Alternatively, #Wing-Commander is a lot like #!!!!HotGaySex, except you have a much better chance of having hot gay sex in #Wing-Commander... #8804 | |
| Chris McCubbin wrote ever computer book ever, apparently #8806 | |
| Just... playing... for #W-C spy... #8809 | |
| ten thousand... #8811 | |
| Did you do a breakdown? #8812 | |
| I'm sure he can. He's a practical indian... #8815 | |
| Murragh... #8816 | |
| Just hits... AFAIK... Origin kept a log of ips for a while, but I don't think we do that anymore... #8817 | |
| Speaking of flame zones, I hear CBF was going to publish his book but has decided to hold out for more money;) #8818 | |
| I dunno where you're from... where are you from? #8820 | |
| Where should I know you from? #8821 | |
| Yeah, directed by Kevin Smith... #8822 | |
| I dunno, I don't know when I said that. #8823 | |
| by which I mean, dibs on that update. #8824 | |
| bruhahaha... next month we're melting a pikachu... #8825 | |
| I don't violently hate the aces as much as I used to... if that's any help... #8829 | |
| No, I don't hate them... #8830 | |
| The entertainment industry is uberfuckedup... #8832 | |
| I fight with lots of people at posting boards... #8833 | |
| seventeen #8835 | |
| show it to me, baby #8836 | |
| Need... more... FAQ questions #8839 | |
| We are so going to whoop dan's page's ass. #8840 | |
| Oh, I don't even visit SOZone... #8841 | |
| He sold me some CDs... #8844 | |
| Bokoth nar Kiranka. The ship's called the Grist'Ar'roc, and its captain is Thiraka, he, too of the Kiranka #8845 | |
| Oh crap... I lost my WS_FTP... including my CIC login stuff... can I get somebody elses? GUYS! This is important... Chris! Dash it, what's the wake up Chris command? Chris! Had! #8847 | |
| 269 movie pictures organized... #8848 | |
| Please. <G> bbs #8850 | |
| No... it'll be much better. WE'RE GETTING A MOVIE!!!! WHOO! #8851 | |
| 99 will be the BEST year! Movie! Toys! Online game! Books aplenty! COLLEGE! #8852 | |
| Chris! Chris! Chris! #8853 | |
| Pilgrim Stars will be out Q3/Q4... #8854 | |
| No, Book 3 is early 2000. #8855 | |
| Q2? The end of school! No, Q2 may be the movie coming out on video/DVD... #8856 | |
| if it's a DVD it'll have lots of stuff. #8857 | |
| Stuff like a second series of action figures... #8859 | |
| Well, yer not getting a new game. #8860 | |
| I'm getting some... #8862 | |
| as soon as I eat dinner, get this set up and get my order into barnes&noble.com #8864 | |
| Time to update some ass... #8867 | |
| Beth from ATFW is the woman gamer... #8869 | |
| Hehe, my sister is drawing the creatures from Half-Life... #8871 | |
| Because he doesn't know what hyperbole is. He's thinking of hyperbolic orbits... #8873 | |
| but he's a moron. #8874 | |
| http://wingcommander.gms.lu/The-Movie/pictures/other/wc139.jpg #8875 | |
| Who has the trailer? #8877 | |
| Is it Tolwyn, Paladin or Gerald? #8879 | |
| I did stuff. #8880 | |
| one sounds like 'shitmill' and one doesn't #8881 | |
| Apoc is *SO* young... #8883 | |
| Hmmm... well... I have a license... #8886 | |
| Who'd win in a fight, the Saved by the Bell kids or the Saved by the Bell: The New Class kids? #8887 | |
| Ahh, if only that were how 'You've got Mail' had ended... #8890 | |
| You just know he went to grab his vintage MC Hammer CDs... #8891 | |
| I had a pepsi earlier... and a fruity treat... #8892 | |
| Hmmm, I guess I should blow that up like everybody else... #8893 | |
| Also, I had part of a big hershey's bar I got for Christmas... by which, of course, I mean that I drunk eleven cases of beer... #8895 | |
| I played Half-Life with my sister... by which I mean... oh, nevermind. #8897 | |
| He's just some ace-hole #8898 | |
| WC has a more sarcastic crowd... #8900 | |
| A case is like a million beers... #8901 | |
| I dunno, I can't stand the taste of alcohol. #8902 | |
| 'didn't' and 'don't know how to' are different... #8903 | |
| Wow, none of them grasped my sarcasm at all... #8904 | |
| * LOAF opens up a bag of pikachu on #WingNut #8905 | |
| Awww, we can draw Dund out of fictional stupor by talking about the novels #8907 | |
| Awww, WCHS had nothing to it. #8908 | |
| Oh, we've got the Ascilotriptostolene thing covered. #8910 | |
| I've been *trying* to get in contact w/ Forstchen again, but he's not teaching this semester and doesn't have his .edu address right now... #8912 | |
| Like the Zu'kara portrayed in the CCG... #8914 | |
| * LOAF crossbows ace #8915 | |
| I went downstairs, heated up a day old bagel and put some peanut butter on it... #8916 | |
| Oh, except that time Chris and I stopped those gold stealing Nazi supermen... #8918 | |
| Zygoma Beach? #8920 | |
| Wow, you found LAUNCHIE #8921 | |
| God, I used to be hilarious. #8922 | |
| Oh, I said something really intelligent about Monks earlier that should be in the book, but I don't have it logged... #8924 | |
| Hades, find it... the first one #8925 | |
| MINT! #8927 | |
| Oh, Chris, I mailed lots of important people... and so did Hades #8928 | |
| I mailed God... #8930 | |
| WC beats Toy Story! #8932 | |
| Oh. I usually suck up first... #8934 | |
| He's online right now, you know. #8935 | |
| Did Hades get a copy of Launchie? #8936 | |
| Hey Chris, you talking to Taser? #8937 | |
| Hades' mail was kinda... eckert... #8939 | |
| Yeah okay, we've both done a lot of work today. #8940 | |
| I'll tell her you said hi <G> #8942 | |
| She's gone to get her money to show me that she's saving to get her own computer <G> #8943 | |
| Okay... Had... If I got you an interview with Keith, would you? If I got you an interview with Chris, would you? No. Chris Carter, producer of the X-Files... Yes Chris Roberts. #8945 | |
| Well, one bad day in THE MOST KICK ASSIEST YEAR EVER... #8947 | |
| I loaded it at exactly 0:00, and there had naturally been no hits that day. and it couldn't predict that there would be any more hits, because every percent of 0 is 0. #8949 | |
| Hmmm, the second stupidest thing you can probably find in a Dune 2000/Sim City 2000 newsgroup... people asking whether or not their computers have the Y2K bugs because they installed Dune 2000 or SC2000. #8950 | |
| Sometimes the greatest people can have really stupid names. #8953 | |
| Speaking of the symbol nick of doom, I bought the novelization of A Call to Arms #8954 | |
| Hehehe, the Kilrah system map doesn't have Igrathi. #8956 | |
| You freak me like a Haesslich #8957 | |
| You... use the wheel to scroll. #8959 | |
| You have to install seprate software to give them wheel power, though #8960 | |
| I'm gonna do a WC Year in Review: 1998 thing. #8961 | |
| I'm gonna use WCHS & CIC updates to do it. Unfortunatly I'm missing most of May, June & July <G> #8962 | |
| http://introspect.wa.net/wchs/cr.htm #8965 | |
| No, it had Kris Kristofferson... #8966 | |
| Wow, I took out 6 AI's during the AI rebellion... #8969 | |
| Hopefully, I'll have the movie books by the 18th... #8970 | |
| Uberlag caused by the fact that I'm downloading lots of WCA's at least... #8971 | |
| According to B&N, and they've been right about all the other early stuff they've predicted... Used to just give a month, but now it says that it "will be available January 15th" #8972 | |
| Can I play Half Life with yall in half an hour? #8973 | |
| I'd say what I said earlier, but nobody got the S:AAB reference #8974 | |
| What's Tre getting a rebate on? #8975 | |
| SB live sounds like a pr0n thing... "Watch our girls SB! Live!" #8976 | |
| Praise sh'allah! #8977 | |
| Hehe, the shittiest DVD-ROM ever built was that one Chris and I made out of monkey feces... #8986 | |
| You want time to speed up so you can't see the movie? #8988 | |
| Yeah, IceMan would try to imitate the 'firstname, lastname' protocol set up by Chris Reid #8990 | |
| <Klip> Ace be one shrewd business nigga #8993 | |
| <ChrisReid> she said to be careful, but I just went in as hard as possible, full throttle #8997 | |
| <Steve51> my mommy said I shouldn't do that kind of thing out in public..so now I do it when I'm on the web #8998 | |
| What ever happened to Steve51, anyway? #8999 | |
| Hehehe, I just get this sense that Chris didn't know what he was talking about during the jacking conversation. #9001 | |
| Oh, good. I already have all my WCcards.. #9002 | |
| Yeah, deathlok goes both ways. #9004 | |
| Holy hell, how long does it take "Crid" reid to get dressed? #9006 | |
| * LOAF plays some LOAF music, while standing on a BOX. #9007 | |
| Fall into ace-1... #9008 | |
| ell, I'm just a paradox. #9009 | |
| I'm the opposite of Captain Sheridan, I can't stand the sound of rain while I'm trying to sleep... #9010 | |
| No, a paradox would be a prapelegic paratrooper... #9011 | |
| If I have one major flaw, it's that I don't have enough evil henchmen... #9013 | |
| Yeah... like a carrion minion without the carrion, although carrion is often optional... #9014 | |
| Thanks... my gratitude for your trust in me is endless... #9015 | |
| There's a DIFFERENCE...lace and ChrisMead are entirely original characters... Like Tremane and Haidrian... #9016 | |
| I used to have a lego empire... #9017 | |
| Benland... it wasn't entirely lego... the civilians were monstly plastic squids, lobsters and fish... and there were plastic army men and their support vehicles to defend our cities... #9018 | |
| Oh, by generic I mean just general realLegos rather than Tychos or anything... #9019 | |
| Well, I'll download as many vintage cars as I can, so as to get a more legal profession... #9021 | |
| Hehehe, yeah, he didn't even know it. He's like friends with this guy because he runs a used movie store or something, but it turns out that it's actually just a cover for a large scale pr0n operation... #9023 | |
| My older brother is the stereotypical Trekkie... but he's actually younger than I am... also, he walks around in a Lev Arris type trenchcoat and has a big plastic silver gun... #9024 | |
| I guess Chris doesn't love you:( #9028 | |
| Yeah... all the computers in my house connect to a linux server that connects to erols... #9029 | |
| I know, I was organizing my CD's I don't care about, and woke up in a pile of jewel cases and shovelware... #9031 | |
| Mav, you don't KNOW people... you know some insects... dead ones which you've painted faces on... but they're not people... #9034 | |
| 4 GiGs ang GiGs of the hottest XXXChrisReid pr0n, go to altavista.digital.com #9035 | |
| yeah, I agree... but everybody who's seen it has said that the beggining of the WC movie with the big attack is *incredible* ;) #9038 | |
| I'm just worried that since the books will be out next week, I'll spoil it for myself. #9039 | |
| Hehehe. Well... I'm hoping to visit Austin again when the movie comes out... #9041 | |
| Thanks LOAF. If you were female and pretty, I could kiss you. But since that isn't the case, how about I send you some more WC1 pictures instead. #9043 | |
| Not exactly like SWC... it was WC1 with full speech... #9046 | |
| Damned realistic 3D lighting, it's making it impossible to see the screen... #9047 | |
| Wow, 20 dollars is the most I've ever payed for shipping for anything ever... #9048 | |
| 4. They've used Broadswords as obsolete heavy fighters. You have them listed as bombers. Should I let them use Broadswords, or can you suggest a replacement model for an obsolete heavy fighter that privateers could have bought cheap and refurbished? #9049 | |
| But it would have been changing the WC universe unecessarily. #9050 | |
| Broadswords are heavy fighters in Privateer... #9051 | |
| My DNS is funky too, Hades... #9052 | |
| All the PSX EMU's I found were like 'M3 & my m8s d3ciDEDEZ 2 m8ke PSXEMU!!!!!!!!!! It RUULEZ!!!!' #9056 | |
| Hehe, 10 bucks says that the only reason that mag still sells is because people think it's 'Crackaddict'... naturally, these people are high at the time of purchase... #9061 | |
| But there are only 11 mac people, and seven of them live in ditches... #9062 | |
| Yeah, mac people would be stupid enough not to understand the 'breaking this seal VOIDS WARRANTY' sticker... #9063 | |
| Only mac people would be stupid enough to buy an iMac... #9064 | |
| I dunno, I painted my room once and didn't need a copy of Byte... #9065 | |
| No, I don't think PC people would have any reason to paint their computer. #9066 | |
| They don't have to go "Uhm, no, see, it's red, it's a fire extinguisher" when people go "You call that a computer?"... #9067 | |
| It tells me that my PAD plugin ports aren't configured #9069 | |
| Where would you get 5 monitors? #9070 | |
| Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq. #9073 | |
| What are you doing? #9075 | |
| So does the next time there's a riot in DC. #9076 | |
| Well... spaceflight works, although the entire game goes very slowly. and there's no sound in FMV <G> #9077 | |
| Perhaps you will son, perhaps you will.. #9078 | |
| Maybe SO and WCP could meld... #9080 | |
| Then we'd get to see who played PG. #9081 | |
| Wow, of course I play with myself a lot, but I've done a lot more with it... #9082 | |
| Wooo, WC got surged... #9083 | |
| Go VOTE FOR WC... #9084 | |
| I don't understand the last two... #9085 | |
| I mailed Neil Young... #9091 | |
| Notice and Sean (G) But you got that CC'd... #9092 | |
| I like the wcmzone, discussion is for the most part quite intelligent. #9093 | |
| It does look sort of like a Broadsword, but so does every Russian bomber except that huge ass tub thing... #9095 | |
| hehe, no, I admire the pilots who dared to fly Me 163's <G> #9096 | |
| * LOAF hits Hades with WAR. #9097 | |
| I have a talent for war... #9098 | |
| Hmmm... Beth must be the LOAF of ATFW people, I've never seen that other guy update... #9099 | |
| Blue is the LOAF of BluesNews #9100 | |
| can we PLEASE melt a Pikachu? #9102 | |
| \|Micro3$oft|/ #9105 | |
| we can recreate #W-C on another net... #9106 | |
| But when I do that I get all these weird people icq'ing me... #9111 | |
| Ahh, damnit, Eagle disconected... #9114 | |
| Get rid of whoever that is and we can <G> #9115 | |
| Thats okay, there's always Steve #9117 | |
| As you can see, I'm obviously drunk, because we all know that when drunk the body's automatic reaction is to connect to IRC and immitate slurred speech... #9122 | |
| School sucks ass... #9123 | |
| I'm going to drop all my extra classes next semester... #9124 | |
| I'll drop three... #9125 | |
| Anyway, lemme go have a shower before B5, bb s #9126 | |
| Hehe, the VICTORY rams the alien super ship because her captain, an aging African American, would rather die defending his family than let Earth be destroyed... #9128 | |
| We went to the undernet and had a historical re-enactment of #Wing-Commander... #9130 | |
| Well, I think that's the guy who's doing the music for Crusade... so... #9133 | |
| brb, hotpockets #9134 | |
| I... don't know, Chris, what's the topic? #9136 | |
| Hehe... oh, Chris, you'll be happy to learn that I've recommended that Rock shoot you.. #9137 | |
| God, WCMZone is 176 percent more intelligent than normal Zone. #9139 | |
| He posts to the 'zone like he was ChrisReid, except he's an asshole. #9141 | |
| Imagine what I thought when I saw it in my mailbox. #9144 | |
| Damnit, what's with this log? Lemme try just restarting... #9145 | |
| Well, LOAF is actually giving up high school to finish the damned thing... #9146 | |
| No, I'm just dropping classes because I'm tired of school. #9148 | |
| In Russia a very common picture is a woman with a bruise on her face.But if a woman, thwacked,slayed or raped by her husband, had told about it to people, they could not help her.If she went to police - there they would burst out lauching. #9149 | |
| Anyway, I think my life would be greatly improved if I owned a Furby... because I'd thwack somebody on the head with it, killing them and leading to a big court case over whether Furby's are really alive... and then if they are, it's not my fault, and if they're not, I'll sue the furby company for making me think they're responsible for their own actions... yeah, it'll be sweet... #9151 | |
| Heyaesslich #9152 | |
| Well, they don't always call the Thunderbolt the Thunderbolt VII;) #9156 | |
| It wasn't as much an island as myuch as it was a piece of land surrounded by a river... an 8 inch disk... they had like 'The History of Data Storage' exhibit... #9159 | |
| Your freaky pr0n fiend is hanging around... #9160 | |
| Oh, just wishing he was part of the group. #9163 | |
| Yeah... after I screw up the visionary future of B5, I'm writing the sequal to 'Diary of Anne Frank', to work in Chris... #9167 | |
| Oh, that scares me too... Girls, that is... #9168 | |
| <Akkbar> And fix your grammer... and spelling... and make it more professional.. and do what I say... and do it now... HAHAHA . Just kidding... flash back | |
| <LOAF> Hehehe, well, one of us ended up working with Origin and the other one ended up you, so I'm not bitter;) #9169 | |
| Is it just me or did the Excalibur have Sean Murphy's trademark bridge? #9171 | |
| and was the scene of the Victory ramming the huge alien capital ship before it could destroy earth strangely remeniscent of the scene of the Victory ramming the huge alien capital ship before it could destroy Earth? #9172 | |
| and the Captain was an Eisen wannabe, complete with little poor children back home. #9173 | |
| I'm really excited about the novel, and worried about the official guide... #9177 | |
| FC lacks Forstchen's political stuff... and it has a lot more military details... #9178 | |
| AS was pretty good... FC was better, though, more continious... they probably got somebody good to check some facts for them... #9179 | |
| Eeek, Akk and Byydo dissipated at the same time... #9181 | |
| Which isn't true... I'm way uglier than you <G> #9183 | |
| Well, I would say, but he's always lurking... . #9184 | |
| He had me send him like 60 page of notes, and a copy of WC1 and lots of pictures of all the game stuff <G> and he asked a million questions... #9185 | |
| See, if you were Blair you could have said that when Angel told you her callsign in WC1, and it would have been so much more romantic than staring at her as she recited stats about the Dralthi... #9186 | |
| hehehe, which reminds me, the CICPeople got a strange email from somebody... "I think in WC6 you guys should have this kid who is always trying to save Casey's life, and in the end succeeds but dies, this would make you feel sorry for him and hate the bugs moe" and then he went on to say "also, I think it would be nice if you were to cast me as this kid, because I am a good actor and my family really needs the money".. #9187 | |
| ChrisReid is his callsign... but he used to have a different one until an ace belonging to the Kilrathi clan holding most of the furball border planets took it... and I'm not talking about Bhurak! #9188 | |
| Yeah... I've decided to cast him in Wing Commander 6... #9189 | |
| Is there an Origin UK studio? #9190 | |
| You just wanted to say "Heypoc" like me... #9192 | |
| "We're meeting with the Hayakk delegation..." #9193 | |
| Hehe, oh, hey, Chris found your letter that came with the original WCP Map. Yeah, it was with the WCP map gif from wcp.com... from Johnny Guentzel of stellar cartography... #9194 | |
| Hey, that last one isn't really true, is it? #9196 | |
| Football: Grab the ball, pass to your teammates, and try to get it to your goal before you're hit. How was *THAT* supposed to work? #9199 | |
| How do you do the Law? #9200 | |
| How do you do the Law? #9201 | |
| Hmmm, that book quote reminds me, I told Chris about visiting Origin, but I never actually wrote anything about it... I should do that... #9202 | |
| Was it to pick up a Compaq? #9203 | |
| Hey, all I do at the CIC is post news... and write stuff that still isn't done... but the point is that if I post bad news, it's my fault. #9205 | |
| I'm ditching this thing before I go to Texas <G> #9206 | |
| Actually, I'd just like to own something with a name somewhere near as cool as Celeron... #9207 | |
| like I'd like to have a tube of Xenon gas, so I could go "Oh, yeah, that's my Xenon..." #9208 | |
| Hehehe, I need a faster computer.. Hades & I got WC3 PSX to work today with an emulator, but it was so frickin slow. #9209 | |
| Chris, has my evil plan been archived yet? #9211 | |
| Okay, well, play it... #9212 | |
| Yeah, I saw that... they like didn't promote it at all. #9214 | |
| Thats because guys don't need products to scratch their asses or crotches... #9215 | |
| Not really, stay away from my me. #9216 | |
| Well, Chris, looks like you were wrong, I am a member of the smart list... #9218 | |
| I have a Captain Johnny folder with some images in it... #9219 | |
| Oh, well, if it dies or gets finished, show it to me so I can either steal it or see it? #9225 | |
| I mean, hey, we know the class for the WCIII kat carriers, this is a good time to be alive... #9226 | |
| I do'nt like the freaky white thing I have right now, it looks like a hospital. #9228 | |
| Hehehe, you people are so stupid, the FBI is *MUCH* too busy trying to solve the X-Files to bother with you, DUH . #9231 | |
| Yeah, maybe, I probably pissed off some Russians trying to find info on classified MiG cockpits... #9232 | |
| Hmmm... he dies at the end... probably... I have to start/finish Grendel... #9234 | |
| I had a bad joke, but I decided to cut it short. #9235 | |
| That was in refrence to Wizzy's online diary. #9238 | |
| Boomer *still* hasn't sent me that poster... can you please steal it from him? #9239 | |
| He lives in like that... back area... of the first level... of Origin... and he rubs himself on a panel to get into his office... thats all I know, but with a properly equipped team, cool hat and whip you might achieve a measurable degree of success... Wow, I just said like six of the things I've always wanted to say at once... #9240 | |
| Well, yeah, but it's six less things I have to say... #9241 | |
| what about this intimate encounter in #ace-1sexhucle? #9243 | |
| Yeah, me either, I had to make a stupdi space shuttle heat shield, but the point is that if you mix Byydo and our staff together, we could make a big explosion... #9246 | |
| Yeah... like SXGlory and Dan... but Byydo is above them. #9248 | |
| Hehehe, I'm looking through Byyd's log. #9250 | |
| Eeek! Have to run... bbs... send that update to me and I'll put it up tommorow #9252 | |
| I think 'bitches' would be a good currency... #9253 | |
| I'd be able to say "Hey, lend me a bitch please" a lot more... #9254 | |
| Or, like, "I scored five bitches!" #9255 | |
| I can't belive I didn't get one response to any of my mails. #9256 | |
| Maybe loaf@wcnews.com is broken, somebody test it? #9257 | |
| Johnny even said he'd mailed me... #9258 | |
| Dund is such an idiot. #9259 | |
| Dash it, my thing is being a bitch... #9260 | |
| Stupid Cinescape, promised more movie pics 4 days ago and they still aren't there. #9261 | |
| Hey, can I have a copy of the book? #9262 | |
| Gracias #9263 | |
| Hehehehe... sounds good. #9268 | |
| when did McCubbin mail you? #9272 | |
| The Book is 148 pages long. #9274 | |
| I mean, like, the Lesnick system probably doesn't need a squadron... it's all stuck back there. Of course there's probably always revolt in the Hardwicke system;) #9275 | |
| Hehehe, you know WCIV didn't create the quote... #9277 | |
| He's like one of those people who thinks he's incredibly witty but in reality is just some clueless moron... what do you call them? #WCA-RPGers? #9278 | |
| But I can't be my own relative... #9281 | |
| I mean, even if I liked the WCA RPG, I know I'm not, I'd have to be a moron to call myself a #WCA-RPGer... #9282 | |
| Wow, we out moroned the moron. #9284 | |
| and I got to say 'seminal fluids'... what a complete day. #9285 | |
| Well, the only gaming system I own is Netscape... #9287 | |
| http://www.spinnoff.com/dfc/archive/index.cgi?cartoon=65 #9288 | |
| "The hills are alive... with the sound of... oh fuck... not the mustard gas again." #9290 | |
| We're starting a rock band and we've decided to let you be our first groupie fuck-toy #9292 | |
| I'm taking bookquotes. #9293 | |
| People who think talking and irc are one and the same need expensive therapy... #9295 | |
| The plumber is coming up the basement stairs and he's going to, quote, fucking tear you a new asshole, unquote. #9297 | |
| Freak... anyway, I got some mail from Telep. #9298 | |
| Any word from Chris McCubbin? #9299 | |
| What else does he do? #9300 | |
| I have about 20 minutes on a phone card if Hadrian wants it to interview one of these people... I dunno if a phone card works in Canadia... #9304 | |
| Well, I got a free phone card and used ten minutes today, but I don't need the rest... #9305 | |
| * LOAF got a copy of Peter Telep's Descent book to update about, and went to the doctor and such... #9308 | |
| I've given up on the SOZone. #9309 | |
| Oh, my therapy is on Tuesdays now, so I'm free Monday evenings now... #9310 | |
| I am *SOOOOO* tired. #9311 | |
| I'm so glad I dropped all my classes today. #9312 | |
| Have you checked your mail? #9313 | |
| You didn't break your arm. That was Chris Reeves. And it wasn't last summer. And it wasn't his arm, it was his back. #9315 | |
| But it sitll has his touch... LOTS of military stuff... and I'm *ASSUMING* most of this stuff is his, because I don't think tere was much of a Descent universe before him. #9317 | |
| Dash it, why won't Chris come back? #9318 | |
| Now... the only people who know are... you? I? Trelane? Chris? #9320 | |
| How long has the auction been going? #9321 | |
| Firstoff, you don't have a brother, secondoff... that'll be pretty cool... #9323 | |
| It was freaky, because my next class was in the same bio lab, and as I was leaving braille they announced that the entire hall should be evacuated and people should report elsewhere... #9325 | |
| Hehehe, he's like the best teacher at the school, so he'd better not be. He's just... crazy... Last year when I was in his AP class he broke several ribs the night before... and instead of going to the hospital he waited up, taught the AP class and then went to the hospital <G> #9326 | |
| Yeah... anyway, I just lead a mythical charmed life... #9327 | |
| We're not allowed to sell bottled anything at the store anymore, because people could buy it and then conceal alcohol in the bottles... #9329 | |
| Kurgan was a chracter from... whatsitclaled.. highlander... #9331 | |
| And there's BIG NEWS . #9332 | |
| except I guess dogs have sex too... #9338 | |
| Wow, Bruce Campbell could write that... #9339 | |
| Anyway, where's Chris? I need him/I want him #9340 | |
| I'm gonna buy it and transcribe it for the coolest update ever. #9343 | |
| And then we can get sued by DA and everything! It'll be rama-rific... #9344 | |
| The Nut Boy tried to get it till like dollar 200 and then he dropped out and quit so it'd only cost me 5... #9345 | |
| Uhm... hmm... not really, I think Boomer cc'd you... #9346 | |
| Not really... I dunno how long its supposed to take... #9348 | |
| The script! It'll rock... #9349 | |
| No, you're good to go... #9350 | |
| Its kinda silly, just proving stuff... the entire f'ing class is just knowing the unit circle and screwing with it. #9352 | |
| Sure, escape... #9353 | |
| I've got a talent... for war! #9354 | |
| I'm thinking we protest the change in Mountain Dew logos... #9356 | |
| Yeah... it's more techno 90's than retro 70's now... #9357 | |
| So there, Mister Lets-Give-Them-A-Colony... I guess you're actually Captain Lets-Give-Them-A-Colony... #9358 | |
| Hmmm, I've taken all I can stand, I can stand it no longer. Why is it that we as a group are so concerned with complaining about things that just haven't frickin happened (and aren't necessarily going to happen) yet? "The CGI in WC6 sucks!", "I hate the lag in Privateer 3!" "the WC first person shooter sucks!", "The acting in the WC movie is awful!"... what's with that? #9359 | |
| Well, at least he's not Chris or you... #9361 | |
| I found a copy, though. I can send it to him... #9362 | |
| It's in the comm stuff you sent me, I believe. #9363 | |
| Has Chris (tm) been back yet? #9364 | |
| well, I'd better go lie down, since I'm sick, bbl #9365 | |
| Not much... just waiting for exciting movie stuff. #9366 | |
| So, anyway, is there some reason you're always trying to get in here? #9370 | |
| No, it sucked so much ass that they took it away... #9372 | |
| Hmmm... well, as far as I can tell it's not the property of Origin Systems, Inc, so I don't care. #9373 | |
| Where's the Landreich reference in the HOTT novel? #9374 | |
| Erm, I meant TPOF, but I found it already. #9377 | |
| But it *didn't* get its fighters at Orestes... it got them from 'Orleans'... #9379 | |
| Dash it, I lost his message, what's the thread? #9380 | |
| It's a wacky coincidence story, to make people laugh and go "Haha! I guess the Rapier doesn't suck!" #9384 | |
| Maybe we should put pills in his medicine. #9388 | |
| Hehe, well, we updated about Sparkler a long time ago. #9390 | |
| That woman from FreddiePrinzeJr.com had a 'save Sparkler' campaign, so we updated about it. #9391 | |
| Hehehe... my school is out today because snow... #9393 | |
| Hehehe, inches and inches ehre. #9394 | |
| Oh... I see... you all live in fear of phone charges much like my people once lived in fear of the Indians... The difference is that we killed all the Indians... actually, technically you killed all the Indians since we were you then... You Indian killing bastard! #9396 | |
| Sure Hadez! :-DDDD #9397 | |
| Dunno, I'm not in #AH-Club. #9399 | |
| Anyway, a tree caught fire and caused snow, so I'm home today... #9401 | |
| Yeah, so I mailed them and explained and they said "Oh! We'll notify our sales department!" but they refused to put it back on my order, so I ordered again... #9402 | |
| Jeeze, first he's born with that names and then he doesn't get his book... #9403 | |
| They're all over the place. They're just Starfuries with long noses <G>. #9404 | |
| I dunno... have you ever eaten with a dolphin? #9408 | |
| I dunno... my mom just told me that I was supposed to go have breakfast with Dolphins and to bring my sister... #9409 | |
| You fixed Chris:o #9410 | |
| Wow, the WC Movie script is marked 'hot'... #9411 | |
| Yeah, but they only went up to 12.50... and I checked their other auctions, they lost most of 'em, and they never bid much at all.. #9412 | |
| Great, I go to eat with Dolphins and buy a book & the little lost boy who couldn't comes back... #9413 | |
| At least... it'll confirm all the kick/suck-ness... #9416 | |
| Anyway... Chris... I need to ask you something. #9418 | |
| Post the URL to the 'zone again... I had to clean it and pretend it was a mistake because Zone people are such idiots... #9419 | |
| What will you be doing tuesday evening? #9420 | |
| Hehehe, can you please try not to make any? #9422 | |
| Well... I kind of have... a thing... that night... but it's when the auction ends... #9423 | |
| so I was wondering if you could jsut like watch the ending and bid higher if necessary. #9424 | |
| Yeah, I haven't found any good mp3's in a long time... #9426 | |
| Yeah, I mean, just use mine. Anyway, did I tell you guys who the guy selling it is? #9427 | |
| He's a big exec at McFarlane... which is the company who's toy division spawned X-Toys... he's a semi-celebrity, my brother recognized his name immediatly... #9428 | |
| Take Away his Fucking Keyboard, Ass Wipe? #9430 | |
| I likw how TAKFW has that picture of Dekker... and some text... #9431 | |
| Yeah... except for one little thing, one thing that you in your heart of hearts didn't consider... AMAZON.COM SUCKS MORE ASS THAN AN ANIMAL SPECIFICALLY ADAPTED FOR ASS SUCKATION... B&N all the way. #9433 | |
| I have a little update if you want. I'll do it for today after Hades. #9436 | |
| Thanks to the Aliens technical manual we can know exactly what that gun is.. #9440 | |
| OH MY GOD, WHAT AN UPDATE TO mIRC! Khaled is in color now! And we can see his whole body! #9442 | |
| Hehehe, can't we just clalh im cock? #9444 | |
| If this script thing works... it'll be the greatest thing I've ever done. #9445 | |
| Ahhh, lets wait until tommorow. #9448 | |
| We can have all these little updates... biding our time... biding our time... #9449 | |
| I guess I'm kind of glad Khaled made enough money off of mIRC to buy a body... yet... I fear that now that he can move around, there won't be a 5.6... Like he was any help when the book of LOAF was in crisis! I'll tell you where we should turn, we should turn to Tree-lane! #9451 | |
| <LOAF> How do I read a mime message? | |
| <ChrisReid> let me send you a mime unzipper | |
| <LOAF> Kay. | |
| <LOAF> Send it in mime format #9452 | |
| It's a shame I failed Giving a Shit 101, or I would... #9454 | |
| Erm, how are we improving the nedstats code? #9455 | |
| Oh, while you have the ribs spread, Akkbar says we should put the image properties for all the images on the front page to speed it up a lot... #9456 | |
| I was thinking I'd mess with the movie site a bit more maybe... #9457 | |
| Hehehe... Freespace sucked... hard... #9459 | |
| I really like saying 'X sucked... hard'... I've been doing it a lot... #9460 | |
| I think I'm too late to do new years stuff. Next year <G> #9463 | |
| I wish I had 144 Furbies... #9464 | |
| * LOAF goes into book spasms #9465 | |
| Well, go over and take it now, because people who don't own gold... #9466 | |
| Mmmm hmmm... and 12 is a cool number... so 144 would be cool squared... #9467 | |
| Somebody shoot Frosty... Chris, when does the Dilbert TV show start? #9468 | |
| Hey, I've beat 'em all a million times, but *I'M* not going to risk a heart attack by not buying Gold... #9469 | |
| Anyway, they should make a M.A.S.H.: The Next Generation where there's a second Korean War with giant robot suits and everything.. #9473 | |
| Oh, and I had another, even better idea... They let people write sequals to dead Sci Fi authors books... new Dune & Foundation books, for example... They should let me write sequals to Shakespeares Plays... "I Still Know What You Did Last Mid-Summer Night's Dream", would be a good title... and if we made a movie of it, it could have that adorable Jennifer Love Hewitt... #9474 | |
| although FC didn't need it... the WC movie *will* need an instaFAQ... so that's what I'll do as soon as I get the stuff next week, if I get the stuff next week... (erm, 2 weeks) #9475 | |
| Go flame Cav at the zone, please? #9477 | |
| The movie is already spoiled for me, and will be moreso before I get the book. I'll read it... I want to see how I'm mentioned. #9478 | |
| Yeah, ATFW the script doesn't work in 5.5... #9479 | |
| Hehe, Hade wanted to make sure we all knew that he was going to a LAN party... like that makes him popular or something. #9481 | |
| So what are you saying, he beat up some kid to get the hat? #9483 | |
| Not much, just waiting till next week. #9485 | |
| Just keep watching the CIC... #9486 | |
| Responded to the staff forum thingy... Chris' one... #9487 | |
| * LOAF throws a worm at Chris: :ooooooooooo #9489 | |
| Damnit, you'd be counting too if you were as excited as I am. #9492 | |
| Woo, that was freaky... #9493 | |
| Somebody go make sure #WC is ok. #9494 | |
| I asked Andy Hollis about that... Apparently there are 2 EA Jane's dev teams... and 2 Origin Jane's teams... Yeah... there's an EA team in San Matteo... an EA team in (the UK?), an Origin team in Baltimore and an Origin team in Austin... #9495 | |
| Our job as guardians of Wing Commander is not to create the universe -- there are those much better suited to that task. Rather, our job is to fix (using their own tools) where they may have gone astray. #9497 | |
| The second law? #9498 | |
| Actually, they flew Johnny and some other people to the UK to work on P2 at the very end. #9499 | |
| AAAH, damn, was that this weeks question? #9500 | |
| The TCS McKinley #9501 | |
| Sorry, I haven't looked at them. #9502 | |
| I didn't know <G> Sorry about that... #9503 | |
| Hmmm, DALnet was being a bitch earlier, that may have been the problem. #9504 | |
| They simply beat the Kilrathi in a major war, like we did... so the Kilrathi demonized them... #9506 | |
| Has asked for my snail mail addy again, and I sent that to him... haven't heard from him since then <G> #9508 | |
| * LOAF is writing a silly anatomy paper for tommorow! Yay! #9510 | |
| Yeah, somebody should have done a WC movie game. The Janes people probably already have a rendering that can easily be turned into the Rapier. #9511 | |
| It must be a Rapier I... because... the movie is in March... and WC1 isn't until later that year...;) #9512 | |
| and then the Rapier in WC1 is the Rapier II according to the KS manual people who decided that the WC2 Rapier should be the Rapier II, but didn't realize that the II doesn't just mean a new letter... because if it did the Rapier G would be the Rapier VII... . #9513 | |
| It's the Xth craft to bear that name, right? Like the P-47 is the Thunderbolt and the A-10 is the Thunderbolt II, right? So the P-47A would be the Thunderbolt and the P-47B would be the Thunderbolt also... not the Thunderbolt II... #9515 | |
| so by calling the F-44G the Rapier II in the KS manual, the Rapier in WC1 became pro-actively the Rapier II... #9516 | |
| If you'll note, they're back on the X-Files... Which hasn't happened yet <G> #9519 | |
| Yeah... except one thing. This X-Files was shown out of order. #9520 | |
| Yeah, I notice a lot of women's breasts... #9522 | |
| He signs his document in FA Maximillian... #9525 | |
| the Black Lance was already around... Why doesn't anybody understand this? #9526 | |
| The Belisarius group was something that was trying to take over the government... and *they* threatened Tolwyn's own plan to get the Confederation ready for war... so he had to get rid of Belisarius before he could continue... #9527 | |
| No, he did it by using the Landreich... #9528 | |
| Belisarius is still out there... but their plans no longer interfere with Tolwyns... #9529 | |
| Which he avoids by going 'not entirely canon!', even though he specifically checks it all. #9530 | |
| Well, the Rapiers in the movie were... I don't know. Well, yes... but they were so FUGLY that Confed had them removed from service and a new Rapier designed in record time... #9533 | |
| like the P-51. #9534 | |
| Awww, be fair, I think it has 4 missiles;) But 4 missiles was a lot back then. #9535 | |
| Anyway, Pliers said that stormfires were from the past... or maybe they're mass drivers. #9536 | |
| Hehehe, yeah, three missiles. 2 lasers! #9537 | |
| Oooh... a second law:o Or, a sequal to the highly succesfull Leisure Suit Larry 1... #9538 | |
| Hey Chris, check your mail. Byydo sent us the revised False Colors cover. #9539 | |
| Oh, hey Byyd. Your cover rocks, please tell me that's going in tommorows mail bag? #9540 | |
| Oh, whatshisname did, so I figured I should ask you... #9542 | |
| He mailed it to us. #9543 | |
| Byyd: put the cover in response to that cover guy. The cover is great. #9545 | |
| No, barnesandnoble.com is better. They get stuff earlier. #9548 | |
| Chris McCubbin's email address? #9551 | |
| You'll never get to be a Pak Protector if you eat from the Tree of Woe... #9552 | |
| He's in too many places. #9554 | |
| I'd try and spell Rithrashra, except, thank god, I can't fit it into the conversation... #9555 | |
| The Epee had the coolest cockpit... it sucked an incredible amount of ass, but it had a cool cockpit... #9556 | |
| You know what sucks? Leeches... #9557 | |
| a collection of stuff? I don't have a collection of stuff... #9558 | |
| Oh, hey, Johnny, is there any reason behind guessing that Boomer sent the maps, or is it just wishfull thinking on my part that there might be some reason? #9559 | |
| I was going to tell you anyways... wait, I mean kill... I was going to kill you anyway... #9561 | |
| The Epee has a pair of particle cannons, the Ferret has a pair of Mass Drivers... make your own call. #9562 | |
| I need a drink, brb #9564 | |
| Oooh, what *is* warbirds? I see Ju-52's... #9566 | |
| I'll be a wacky college student soon, maybe I should try it... #9567 | |
| Lemme double space this paper to make it look longer, brb... #9571 | |
| Hmm, well, I still need a conclusion... and... hmm... #9572 | |
| I'd give you my password now, Chris, but I'm afraid I'd get that 100,000 dollar baseball... #9573 | |
| Time till the script auction ends. #9574 | |
| Canibals don't eat cans, though... goats do... #9576 | |
| My dog is trained to kill seals... Seriously. My stupid pug dog rips apart stuffed seals. I figure someday once I can go inside computer games I'll bring him to that all-seal Warcraft levels... #9578 | |
| Gonna go shave or something, bbs... need to write work cited and I'm done... whoo! #9579 | |
| ANybody vote for 1.5 yet? #9580 | |
| Hehe, I dunno how you do an interview. #9581 | |
| Because we feed off of negative energy... #9584 | |
| 1 day four hours, I think... I'm hypernervous... I went to the bathroom like 30 times at school to go check it in my moms office... #9585 | |
| Uhm... well... I don't usually find humor in press releases... #9586 | |
| Then how'd it get to 12.50 ? Anyway, just in case I've formulated a brilliant plan... I'll just ask if I can give him a lot of money for a copy of it. #9587 | |
| Adobe, the little car made out of clay... #9589 | |
| This isn't a press release Dund, it's a joke press release that's been circulated forever. #9591 | |
| Is it really you, or are you a Cridbot? #9592 | |
| Okay... I updated with a few things... #9594 | |
| Well... haven't heard anything from anybody important lately... #9596 | |
| Mmmmkay, thanks... anything really important in it? Like 'The Talking Stick's Unreleased WC Movie Pictures' or something? #9597 | |
| Yes... a grand person... #9600 | |
| I didn't think there could possibly be anyone here whom I hold in lower esteem than Akkbar, but I suppose I have been wrong before... #9601 | |
| Hehehe, I suggest wcnews.com... . All the movie news there is will be there. #9604 | |
| Oh... well, unfortunatly Had doesn't really go for men... #9605 | |
| Of course not. What'd you do, find news or something? #9611 | |
| Mav... did you dis the stock counter? #9612 | |
| Hehe, but #!!!GaySex probably has more than 28 people... #9613 | |
| Hehehe, the new cover does rule, Byyd <G> #9614 | |
| Well... the Tango-en-WC4 is an Intrepid sans damage and numbers... #9620 | |
| Children have nudity... #9621 | |
| That's the Johns Hopkins... #9622 | |
| That rocked... the geocities thing... #9624 | |
| David Borton? Dan Hardwicke?. Rod Nakamoto? David Downing? #9625 | |
| Those are four people we don't like... yeah, Hitler too... #9626 | |
| bid? at what? #9630 | |
| Haess can't know! #9631 | |
| And don't bid against me or I'll hurt you. #9633 | |
| I have... PositronAMG's school ID... Skyfox playing with Legos... Wizzy's sister playing with somebody's ball... Executive edition Chris Reid... NutBoy & friends... 3 ChrisReid group pictures... Dan Sumner... GirlWiz & friends, GirlWiz on a date... two more Chris Reid's... Chicklet in a cheerleader outfit... Hadrian as a drugged out hippy... Oh, wait, I have the short skirt Chicklet one... The NutBoy in seal attire #9634 | |
| Lee Plumley is going to eat me... #9636 | |
| Jesus, no woman could be as ugly as some of these people... #9637 | |
| I like the 'MOVIE !!!'... #9638 | |
| We should use the 4dfx to go back and tape these E! things... #9640 | |
| although you probably get Baltimore channels... you Baltimoron... #9641 | |
| Freddie Prinze talks funny when he's not acting... like he has a robot in his throat... #9642 | |
| IS?! Did you say IS?! As in Introspection's World of Akkbar's WIng Commander Home Sector?! #9643 | |
| I'll bet you get a lot of bad sleepless jokes... #9644 | |
| Wow, I wish I was on MTV's Real World... like Bob Dole... #9645 | |
| The Wing Commander Combat Information Center's Real World: Seattle #9646 | |
| You know, you turn it and it spins funny. #9648 | |
| Hey, it's Mike Chow, former Bearcat and WCHS ass sucker from 1975 to 2055... #9649 | |
| Into... the teens! #9650 | |
| Yeah... I'll bet ChrisReid could kick your old microwaves ass in a Half Life deathmatch... #9651 | |
| Me? No... I've a few days... But I finished all my coursework today, pretty much.. #9653 | |
| but thanks to the fact that I'm sooo blind, I've rearranged my exams to get all week two weeks from now off. #9654 | |
| Weird how they found the NutBoy's body in Lake... England... I guess he can't bid... #9655 | |
| Your birthday's on saturday:O #9656 | |
| Hmmm... Aliens are probably tastey too... #9658 | |
| Hows about a Xenomorph on a bun? How's about it? #9659 | |
| I... memorized & presented some Shakespeare... #9662 | |
| But I was freaked for a minute. #9665 | |
| Uhm... well, it was a day like any other... 7 4dfx flashback! Nate and Matt and I were sitting in C++ doing the only two things you can do in C++... #9666 | |
| No, Hearts and Minesweeper were all deleted:( #9667 | |
| Surf the web in 256 horrible colors and rip the slot covering things on the front of our computers off... #9668 | |
| He has a generic 4D card... Which isn't as good as it sounds, MS Direct4D sucks ass:/ #9671 | |
| ewwww, Eagle #9674 | |
| * LOAF is listening to The LOAF: The Movie - The Soundtrack Soundtrack #9675 | |
| I feel like a robot that has to wait 2 hours to find out whether or not they'll build it a new brain..;. Of course, the robot has no concept of time, so it wouldn't matter... #9676 | |
| Hell Hole is a hydrocarbon mining planet... #9677 | |
| I was thinking like, 'Hell's Kitchen!', but you're all like a different hell. #9679 | |
| Time for the Simpsons... #9680 | |
| WHAT THE HELL!?!??! #9683 | |
| Ye gods... ye gods... they're like the standard stereotypical mexican food... #9685 | |
| When you get here Hades, we're going to buy a lot of tacos and go see several movies in theaters... #9686 | |
| Mexicans don't eat good mexican food. #9687 | |
| THey like don't have any meat in Mexico. #9688 | |
| I thought Fajita's were invented on three mile island... #9690 | |
| Where's Chris Reid? #9691 | |
| Greek food is good... #9692 | |
| LOAF: The Movie Starring Freddie Prinze Jr. & Chris Reid as Freddie Prinze Jr. & Chris Reid Directed: Barrie Almond Sound: Evan Adnams #9693 | |
| A Thick Blue Line exists between each half of the Mississippi river... #9695 | |
| This is where it gets tricky, non? #9697 | |
| Crap, it's up to 13.50... #9698 | |
| wanna bid a million dollars and then give up again, Hades? #9700 | |
| Hellhole was destroyed man. #9704 | |
| No, I mean are you expecting *this* person to try again? I mean, I'm worried that lots of people will... #9706 | |
| They may not expect exactly how high I've bid... #9708 | |
| No, I don't think they should, moronboy just wants his name in print... #9709 | |
| FirstBlud is *trying*, though... that doesn't knik it in my book... #9710 | |
| Still doesn't beat my 4dfx... #9711 | |
| Same thing he said to you, basically... trying to get these other two books written... #9712 | |
| What's the second? Karga, Sivar's Glory, Sar Hrai... Ras Nak'har... #9713 | |
| I figure maybe we can start like some CIC Campaign to get his trilogy finished. #9714 | |
| I was thinking maybe it would be too over the top... a campaign to get Baen to let Keith finish his trilogy. The last one forced them to announce that it'd cost too much money. #9715 | |
| anyway, new books sell much better. plus, the CIC would run this one. Not... Equalizer... #9716 | |
| Oh, no, that'd never go over... The memory manager is incompatible... #9717 | |
| 2 seconds before I reloaded #9720 | |
| Because we don't lie about our hitcount, DUH... AICN gets a million a day #9721 | |
| <Cpl_Hades> Yeah, what I really hate is how Hadrian hasn't done the banscript yet. I mean, like, why is that? Shouldn't he have done it already? | |
| <Hadrian> Yeah, well, the so called 'Cpl' Hades isn't even a real Corporal... #9722 | |
| Mailed Dan w/ the picture of the script, asking him to ID it. #9723 | |
| This is what WCN used... yuck. Did Chris approve this? You didn't look at the one at their page, Hades? #9724 | |
| Hehehe, you know what sucks? The Ace's New Tech board... #9727 | |
| Can it replace the word 'Freespace' with 'Freespace Sucks ass' #9728 | |
| NO! THOSE BASTARDS! I CAN'T LIVE WITH ONLY NINE! #9729 | |
| Wait, that's 6 times as many as we need... #9730 | |
| The same Benedict Arnold who betrayed our forces to the hated British? #9732 | |
| Sooo... hey... Dan... if they give Origin copies of the WC movie... shouldn't you get a copy? #9733 | |
| I hope so or else I just screwed up by revealing that. #9734 | |
| Wow, so all the people playing annoying midis are your fault? #9738 | |
| Yeah, that looks cool. The Pilgrim Cross is like a hidden knify thing, right? #9739 | |
| Anyway, $18,000 is just like... 17 pounds or 38,000,000,000 Euros, right? #9745 | |
| You're a computer person, you could get a real job. #9747 | |
| I skipped *fourth* period with my braille teacher, I skipped *seventh* period with somebody else. #9748 | |
| Chris McCubbin and the case of the alien mindbenders! #9750 | |
| Killingtown sounds cool #9752 | |
| That's the six million dollar question... unfortunatly not yet:/ #9754 | |
| I've never liked skiing... I can never forgive it for the death of my son... #9755 | |
| Dund: Wait until I hear from Foshko... I mailed him to find out whether Baen still had a contract <G> #9756 | |
| I sent the guy $16.50 with guaranteed overnight shipping... But! I'm going to see Dan's script too. #9757 | |
| I went to an organ legger's house once... it was freaky... #9758 | |
| He wants to see the differences, so I'm gonna go visit him at UMD... I was thinking we could sell Danparts through the CIC... #9759 | |
| OH! I forgot to tell him... I got a huge box of free gum... #9762 | |
| Wow, Cronoss... you're even more full of shit than you are at the ng... #9765 | |
| and you yelled very loudly that because it was a heavy fighter it couldn't be a bomber... you generally made an ass out of yourself and forced everyone else to want to completely ignore the subject the next time you bring it up to start a flame war. #9767 | |
| It's not a MiG at all... #9768 | |
| Hmmm, maybe school 'll be closed tommorow... #9769 | |
| I don't like how Dilbert sounds:/ #9770 | |
| No, all the annoying commercials. #9771 | |
| It's a Me-163 Komit... no, wait, a British Lightning #9773 | |
| There, the first one actually makes more sense... #9774 | |
| Delance doesn't understand the laws:( #9776 | |
| Maybe it's like the Simpsons, it'll have crappy voices at first and then change... #9777 | |
| Sooo... this week was pretty dry, but we'll have like the most kick assy week ever next week, I hope. #9778 | |
| Hmmm... don't tell Hades, but I'm mailing the scary mask people... #9779 | |
| Something stupid about Maniac turning down his promotion. #9782 | |
| There's no such thing as levels of canon or different precedences and there's no such thing as a contradiction, only unexplained points -- general rule: it's all good. #9784 | |
| Oh, I realized something when getting invited to visit Dan... #9785 | |
| Cool ass! #9787 | |
| If I used my locker, you can bet I'd put the Blair pin up in it... #9789 | |
| Three laws is probably good, thats a good number for history students to have to memorize 100 years from now... #9790 | |
| Only in a world of perfect irony... #9792 | |
| Whoops, sorry, I haven't *UPLOADED* the good update yet, nevermind. #9793 | |
| Okay... try it now. NOW the good update is up... #9794 | |
| I want fries:( and a Blair pin up:( #9796 | |
| Oh, yeah, I remember him... he asked me if Origin gave tours... I told him they didn't... #9798 | |
| He's going to the US to see the WC movie? #9799 | |
| I met David Swofford, he's the new PR guy... he does things like distribute booklets... #9800 | |
| You should tell him the movie won't be out by Feb. 28th. #9801 | |
| Hey Johnny... I'm getting the script, you want I should make you a copy? #9802 | |
| Whenever we have porn at the CIC, we usually get more hits... you could try adding porn... #9803 | |
| Anyway, I'll need your address again... <G> #9804 | |
| Anyway... tommorow we can all get Blair pin-ups... #9805 | |
| Yeah, a magazine comes with a Blair-in-assault-gear pin up... #9807 | |
| Oh, yeah, I'm *STILL* waiting for the maps from Boomer and then I'm sending them to the staff and Delance... #9808 | |
| wb criddy, you pathetic cat sucking son of a cat sucker... #9812 | |
| Wow, I just rolled over... I love the rolling chair... #9813 | |
| I don't understand people who don't understand the concept of ChrisReid:( #9814 | |
| invite her here... #9815 | |
| 'I done reckin' thas I'm C-3P0, and this here's my right purty counterpart, R2D2...' #9816 | |
| Hehehe, they sent me two of each each time I ordered from them. They're not hard to find... #9817 | |
| Well... I'm gonna go make some waffles and watch this downstairs on the bigger TV... #9818 | |
| Cronoss is a maggot infested filtering smarm of gnerk, you want this picture too Chrid? #9821 | |
| Looks like they're doing Kilrathi armor... #9822 | |
| IT's called a "Variable Uncanny Embryo Horrible"... #9823 | |
| Oh, there has been much de-icing, and my marine battalion is getting ready to hit the mall... #9824 | |
| Naw, he likes everybody... except Chris McCubbin... #9826 | |
| Oh, Freddie Prinze was on Conan last night... it was a pretty good interview, better than Leno... nothing to do with WC, though... he seemed like a really nice guy, though... #9827 | |
| Well, be nicer to him... he's a pretty good guy... The Nut-Boy, especially, though. #9833 | |
| Chris told me the same thing, but I don't get it... he seems like a nice enough guy... #9834 | |
| Hmmm, I didn't know Tre did that stuff. #9835 | |
| Somebody did screw it up, but I don't hink it was Had. #9836 | |
| They get all pissed because I'm being mean to them. #9838 | |
| He was like 'What do you think of my page?' and when everybody told him he got incredibly angry. #9840 | |
| Dan "Poorly" Hung.... #9842 | |
| Stupid Raptor . . . BW pride #9843 | |
| You should have. The phone is the only thing that works. #9844 | |
| Well, I've been fairly dicked over lately. #9846 | |
| We set up a generator so we can run a few things at a time... #9847 | |
| Hmmm, lemme check my mail... #9848 | |
| My bullshit tolerance level has been reached today. #9850 | |
| Well, it could be another several days... #9854 | |
| Oh, the roads are drivable so I can get gas easily... but a tank only lasts like 2 hours... #9855 | |
| What the 'f is with these scans, Hades? #9860 | |
| Well... they look like... different than they really are. I'm gonna rescan the one new pic from 'em... #9862 | |
| I saw "froze my ass off in the cold hungry, dark" #9863 | |
| I can only be here for like half an hour before the generator gets turned off. #9865 | |
| Soo... somebody fill me in on what I've been missing... #9868 | |
| I've been working on them in my few powered hours, they should be ready in aminute. #9869 | |
| I'm gonna announce that we're getting the script... #9870 | |
| And I mentioned YOU, Hades. #9871 | |
| Well, yes, June 7th, 2019, BUT it's in relation to buying the WC Movie Magazine. #9872 | |
| Erm, hopefully the updates worked, they were done with candle light. #9873 | |
| Oh, I bought a bunch of copies of Sci Fi teen, but the woman only charged me for one... #9879 | |
| Kickin... I haven't gotten mail like... for several days... #9880 | |
| Hmmm... well... it's nice to be warm again... waiting for hot water to come back... it's been a few days... #9883 | |
| Matthew Lillard's Birthday on January 24th! #9884 | |
| I'm gonna buy more Chris Blair pinups... they make the perfect gift for anybody... #9888 | |
| DA 'll be pretty f'ing boring in August;) #9896 | |
| Well, compared to like a giant robot that can suck up an entire ocean of water to create inhabited water-speheres at L5 points throughout the solar system... #9897 | |
| :~( Do you want me to send you a Blair pinup? #9898 | |
| Hehe, well, if you could see my room right now you'd realize that my dorm would already be trashed upon entrance... #9899 | |
| Oh... I was having an argument with my brother... maybe you guys can help settle it... #9900 | |
| In 'Titanic' when Jack died, who became king of the world? #9901 | |
| Chris-t! Which is of course, the version of Chris armed with torpedoes... not to be confused with the Chris-M or the Chris-B... Black Chris was in some movie. #9902 | |
| There, shippics, castpics, otherpics, wcmovie & moviemerchandise have all been updated. #9905 | |
| Anyway, Chris, when Jack died, who became King of the World? #9906 | |
| Kruger? #9907 | |
| Makes sense... #9908 | |
| His mother was a freak, and you're a freak and you're his mother, freak. #9912 | |
| The paper, I usually get prices from the paper... or my parents... #9914 | |
| You know, wingnutesterase... #9916 | |
| Kay, bring her here? #9918 | |
| Wanna mail Neil? #9919 | |
| Well I didn't know she'd played the game:P #9920 | |
| That'd rock, we should do it... #9923 | |
| Erm, but... BUT... did anybody see the press release about the Dr. Who episode being found? #9924 | |
| Hehe, I like Dr Who... But it was worded funny and sounded like they'd discovered a tomb of robots... #9926 | |
| Wow, you have a stepdad? #9928 | |
| I have a British TV, so maybe when YOU come here you can bring your entire Blakes 7 video collection... #9929 | |
| I used it for watching British tapes when I was in France. #9930 | |
| The British get everything on tape, so I'd go to London and buy British tapes and watch them at my house in France. #9931 | |
| Wow, Had, you wh00ped a Barney's ass... #9932 | |
| You cruel son of a bitch. #9933 | |
| Wait, you're in Maryland, why the hell did you have power? #9934 | |
| But those aren't the two most lusted after TV actresses... #9938 | |
| Hmmmm... one of my teachers names is Gina Anderson... same first initial/lastname... #9939 | |
| Hmmm... that's good... #9944 | |
| Oh, I posted a "I'm really pissed, we're changing the format!" thing at the CZ. #9948 | |
| I'd like to have school uniforms if they were like military... If like you had your name over a pocket, and ribbons for completing classes or something... #9950 | |
| Well, for combat situations, yes... #9951 | |
| Also, guns... we should have more guns in schools... #9953 | |
| No, I didn't bother reading all that crapple. #9955 | |
| Hmmm, lemme jot down your IP and I'll have Had look at it when he gets up... #9959 | |
| Yeah. And while it was a crappy little stupid game that was made before people played games, everybody in the universe somehow fondly remembers playing it. #9962 | |
| No, it's fun, I like seeing these people get flamed... #9964 | |
| I find it odd that his 'grandmother' signed up for his ISP under the nickname 'evil'... #9966 | |
| On the other hand, when I'm 24 I hope to be doing 18 year olds... #9967 | |
| Shop kmarter, shop K-mart... #9968 | |
| Well... hmmm... I think Origin 'd be pissed if we set up a flame zone... #9973 | |
| That's a good idea... #9974 | |
| Can you check that AVI, too? #9975 | |
| Stupid... fucking... matthewlillard.com... #9977 | |
| Now, now, now people... don't bicker... . #9978 | |
| ace, can you downlaod this avi? #9979 | |
| I'm tired of it all. I'll give up on the zones... #9980 | |
| Wow, you hit upon my pet peeve, those people [ed: comment removed!] who insist on this... The only thing more annoying is when you point out that WC2 had no Dralthi how they go "Well the Drakhri looked like a Dralthi!!!!11"... #9981 | |
| NO! Theta II!!!!! Erm, yes, you should... #9983 | |
| GOD DAMNED PEPSI ONE! #9985 | |
| I... *snif*... sold it to people:( And... *snif* I also... sell... *snif* *snif*... crunchy M&M's... #9986 | |
| Wow, that sucks... #9987 | |
| Oh, I mailed Boomer. #9988 | |
| Oooh! Did you get the SM1 manual? #9990 | |
| That sucks, I get lots of boxes that way... Particularly WCISegaCD's.. #9991 | |
| Hmm, did you ever have SNES SM1? #9994 | |
| Dash. I dunno what the manual was like. #9995 | |
| Oh, you lost that? It'll be on the CICCD I made... #9996 | |
| What was the manual like? #9997 | |
| That's your mission for tonight. #10000 | |
| Chris would be a lot of fun at parties... #10001 | |
| 'mailbag' sounds like we're copying it from some Quake site... because we are... so we should call it something like "Mail-o-bag" or Baglink or something... #10003 | |
| Had paid you to say that, didn't he? #10005 | |
| So... Chris, can you do it? #10007 | |
| Yeah, just go take the manual... or at least, go look and find out whether or not the manual is anything important... #10008 | |
| No, Warrior wouldn't be much fun at parties... #10010 | |
| You would, because my power would just be a constant reminder of how NOT fun you are at parties... #10015 | |
| Maps for all! Maps for all, and for all a good night! #10016 | |
| and one of them is signed by Johnny:o #10017 | |
| When a woman and Mark Hamill love eachother very much... The woman "Marks up" the former Star Wars star... #10018 | |
| How should I know? That changes all the rules... #10019 | |
| Interests: Celina, Wing Commander, Newspaper #10025 | |
| np... can you get that AVI for me? #10028 | |
| http://www.matthewlillard.com/multimedia/spanishjudges.avi #10029 | |
| but it didn't have the scene of him walking in a red flight suit? #10032 | |
| Wow, DejaNews changed #10034 | |
| Well, I can't say I approve of the whoo, but the hurrah was quite heatening... #10035 | |
| Wow, better kick him... #10036 | |
| God damned fucking Hebron... #10040 | |
| Who/what is it? #10041 | |
| Oooh, mail from somebody I know. #10042 | |
| Hehe, he probably meant to mail me. I know who that is. #10043 | |
| Well... if it makes you feel better, I have my first exam on your birthday too. #10046 | |
| Oh, also, I have my birthday on my birthday... #10047 | |
| No, suck to be you, wishing you were me #10048 | |
| Oh, yes, the WCCICPFA... #10051 | |
| Wing Commander Combat Information Center Pornographic Films Association #10052 | |
| Oh, any luck with that AVI? I can't view it either... #10053 | |
| Hey Byyd, you're a lot of fun at parties... #10054 | |
| Geordi - a man with unique vision! #10057 | |
| 2/7ths done... #10059 | |
| Sometimes I wonder if I'm still an ace... then I get one of those tough sponge things and wash thoroughly... #10061 | |
| Wuthering Heights & An Enemy of the People are all that's left... #10063 | |
| Why can't pr0n people ever be that helpfull? and now I'm bound into supporting the SCARY MASK PEOPLE... in a year when they're out on the street because they wasted their money producing WC masks, they're going to turn to me -- the guy who reccomended it... #10067 | |
| Because... honestly... while I *WANT* the Kilrathi armor... I already have a rubber mask I love dearly... #10068 | |
| Oh... I've been reading a lot of scripts lately... it's cheaper than actually going to the movies... #10070 | |
| WHy don't you just come with me? Afterall, I'm heading out to be the greatest Pokemon trainer of all time... #10071 | |
| No, that wouldn't be very official, since they sell Admiral Ackbar hands now... #10072 | |
| Actually, my Pokemon got fucked up, so I have to restart... But I'm trying to learn Japanese so I can play all these weird Japanese ROM's... #10073 | |
| Thusfar I've learned that I don't know Japanese... Yeah, it's the coolest non-WCA contemporary cartoon EVER! #10074 | |
| Yeah, Chris used to have a job as a HTMLperson, but they replaced him with Fred Savage from 'The Wonder Years'... #10077 | |
| Whoo, level 13, and I got a new weapon... #10079 | |
| No... but I think I can stab stuff with it... #10080 | |
| Oh... there's like 6 pokemon that are unique to each... and you can trade with each cart to get all 250... #10083 | |
| Don't bother naming them, it gets confusing. #10085 | |
| The mountain is good for training. #10088 | |
| 15! Yay! 15! Glorious 15! #10091 | |
| Well... did Thomas Jefferson not say "I'd rather die on my feet than live in the floor, bitch!"? He of course, did not. Which basically proves my original point about people making up quotations. #10093 | |
| Hehe, well, the WB Network is so desprate for quality programming that they've enlisted Johnny to produce a sitcom... #10094 | |
| The... uhm... power is out at my school, so it's closed today. #10097 | |
| I must say, this news@wcnews.com thing is brilliant. #10098 | |
| welm, breakfast, brb #10099 | |
| Oh. We must be lagged. #10103 | |
| An hour to get ready for school? Wow, I never have an hour between waking up and school. #10104 | |
| Hehehe... well, maybe our nifty zones will replace the newsgroup... #10105 | |
| * LOAF is reading the script... #10108 | |
| We see a beautiful swirling quasar. Red spills over the blackness of space. This is the Charybdis Quasar -- the offspring of several collapsed stars and the gateway to Earth. #10110 | |
| SUPERIMPOSE: VEGA SECTOR FLEET HEADQUARTERS - TERRAN CONFEDERATION: ASTEROID WORLD "PEGASUS." MARCH 15TH. EARTH YEAR 2654. 0900 HOURS, ZULU TIME. LOCATION: ULYSSES CORRIDORE. 700 LIGHT YEARS FROM EARTH. #10112 | |
| Hewn out of solid rock, this is the nerve center of the Pegasus station. a FEW BORED TECHS sit at their stations. This is the end of the graveyard shift. A RADAR tech is drinking coffee. #10113 | |
| From above, we see what must be the shadows of a hundred bombers pass over the surface of this rock. THen we hear the screm of engines. STRANGE, ALIEN FIGHTER CRAFT -- their shapes almost suggesting a TALON or a CLAW -- dive INTO THE FRAME. Begin their attack run. #10114 | |
| The Coffee cup is shaken by explosions. ALarms ring out. #10115 | |
| Lemme do some updates... #10118 | |
| Because DAL is more fucked up than a musical comedy based on Das Boot... #10119 | |
| Actually, I didn't, but wouldn't it be cool if I had? #10120 | |
| Yeah, I saw that, I wonder why they didn't tell us? #10121 | |
| Das Boot on ice. #10123 | |
| Erm, two things... firstoff, it's a rerun, secondoff, nobody's going to see it. (state of the union. #10124 | |
| I dunno what a scone is, but damn, it sounds spikey... #10126 | |
| Use leech seed or something... #10129 | |
| I've got that. I dunno what it does yet #10130 | |
| But finals week is next week. And college students are just starting classes... #10132 | |
| That r0ck0rs, I got the cards today too... #10133 | |
| Basically, it means have a five day weekend next week. #10136 | |
| BTW... there's something that'll really, really shock the lower-decks of agwc in the movie... #10138 | |
| Yeah, I do papers at home... where else would I do them? #10139 | |
| Maniac gets a girl... #10140 | |
| Erm, but she dies. When you get done with exams there are some issues of the utmost importance we should decide upon... Various... explanations for differences in the movie. #10142 | |
| Uhm... you can have Hadrian DCC it to you, or I can mail it to you... #10143 | |
| Of course, the aces are right, there's no proof. #10144 | |
| I'm trying to get the Rattattattatattat to 20, and the Ivysaur to 32... #10146 | |
| Yeah, and the bugs can't see through it. Major Washington... #10147 | |
| both, that's why they're so unique. #10148 | |
| Hmmm, we'll finally see Confed battleships in the movie. #10149 | |
| Well... the test on tuesday is just a practice AP exam... which'll be easy... but my stupid essay is due the same day. #10151 | |
| Yeah... I'd like to be Deckard... except, I wouldn't want any people wondering whether or not I'm a silicate when my movie ends... #10153 | |
| Wow, that sucks, one time I kicked my little brother across a room into the chair, but his head wasn't busted. Except he needed stiches... but we didn't notice until he washed his hair and the bathtub got all bloody... #10155 | |
| What the fuck is with these .to URLS? I understand that Richard Pornographer needs to hide his porn site from his parents, and Louis Musicstealer doesn't want people figuring out where his MP3s are, but why do normal boring sucky WC sites use them? #10156 | |
| Anyway, I got some Chinese food, but realize that I don't really like most chinese food, so I ate a bag of those cookie things and none of them had my lucky numbers on them:o #10157 | |
| I know, but you spit them out, like if you're eating a shark that has a diver inside... you'd spit the diver out... #10158 | |
| Hehe, well, WCP was cheap enough to make money... #10161 | |
| Which is why WCP doesn't have the same amount of FMV. #10162 | |
| Yeah, I still have homework to do after this <G> #10164 | |
| Hmmmm, post it to AHCZ so I can make some concept art... #10165 | |
| Wow, my monitor is still in day mood... lemme switch it... #10167 | |
| You're probably worse than that guy who shot Hitler... #10171 | |
| My mom died in Pompeii... #10172 | |
| I thought you were a lawyer... #10173 | |
| They have tanks in Bra-zil? #10174 | |
| Wow, Johnny is from Beunos Aires... #10176 | |
| Hmmm... aren't the amazon women in the amazon? And if they're topless, why the 'bra' in brazil? #10177 | |
| Yeah, in sense that all *intensly* gay men are brothers... #10178 | |
| Hehe, but 'Disney' to a Brazilian probably means the Disney store at the mall... #10179 | |
| Being worse than the guy who shot Hitler. #10181 | |
| There is... but it's only used by 5th graders. #10182 | |
| Ever wake up at night screaming "BUT I WANT A ROBOT!" #10183 | |
| Anyway, Chris, I'm putting you in charge of casting... and Tre, you're in charge of merchandise tie ins... #10187 | |
| But this isn't that one... it's where Lisa meets that guy in the future... #10189 | |
| Wasn't 5 days ago a weekend? #10190 | |
| Wasn't 5 days ago a weekend? #10192 | |
| Wow, with my ability, I could become a top leader in Team Rocket... #10195 | |
| Hmmm... I only have two... four total, since they've evolved... I'll have five once my ivysaur evolves... #10196 | |
| :o, I wh00ped a slowpoke... #10198 | |
| My Ivysaur is 30 now... it evolves at 32... #10199 | |
| Wow, British money is worth millions of dollars in the US... like a dollar is worth a million pesos in Mexico... so if I take British money to Mexico, I'll get one million^2 pesos... and then I can buy all the crappy paper mache fruit I want! #10200 | |
| I asume it's better when you get to the part where the Aztecs are... #10202 | |
| Hehehe, she probaly recognized my name and wondered why you knew the guy who killed Clinton's dog... #10203 | |
| Yeah... it was sad... wasn't like anybodys fault either, it was ice... #10206 | |
| Yeah, I was sort of disappointed about Wilson, because he had such a cool potential death at the beggining. #10207 | |
| But then he got a cool line about destroying the world that trained him. #10208 | |
| Capships just don't chase fighters. It was freaky. #10209 | |
| Hehehehe, actually, I have 25 pounds of WCP Maps, if anybody wants them. #10212 | |
| Hmmmm... we were the birthplace of Chris Roberts. #10213 | |
| The Statue of Liberty has a less sucky name than Big Ben... #10214 | |
| But 'The Senate' sounds cooler than 'Parliament'... I mean, I'd rather be a Senator than a Parliamentarian... #10216 | |
| Yeah, before we started developing the script for LOAF: The Movie the other night we spent like an hour finding embarassing quotes at ebay... #10218 | |
| Wow, I've always hated midis with an all consuming passion... but that's me. #10223 | |
| We didn't know he was a jerk back then.. #10225 | |
| But that's 'cause Armada didn't have 'net multiplayer. #10227 | |
| You fool, I'd never set up a date at the same time as I planned to download SO... Of course, I'd never get a date, but I digress... #10228 | |
| Sid Meir's Air Combat And Boy it's Really Dumb ? #10230 | |
| Brian Reynold's Alpha Centauri With Sid Meier's Name To Sell More Copies. #10231 | |
| No, I don't think that'll be happening... #10233 | |
| Yeah, I took the Nut Girl... #10235 | |
| Don't you have... Danish things to do? #10238 | |
| Hmmm, so the female version of Dan would be... Dana :o ?Hmmm, so the female version of Dan would be... Dana :o ? #10239 | |
| * LOAF casts DISPELL #10241 | |
| Well, I'll send you a copy of the CD, but I don't have an extra guide. #10242 | |
| Chris is still N/A on ICQ.. #10243 | |
| I'd love to have a Pikachu... #10244 | |
| Hehehe, yeah... Actually I think I bid 200 . Erm, but I've got a lot of money tied up in postage. #10246 | |
| Hehe, anyway, it looks like my script is 6 days older than yours. #10247 | |
| Yep... then "I count one nine zero bogies inbound vector three seven four, attack formation" #10249 | |
| Blair steps into the quarters, Spartan at best. A cold meal is scattered over the old star charts. #10250 | |
| Why *wasn't* I in #WCNews? #10253 | |
| Dunno, it doesn't really count for anything, so it doesn't matter. There was only like one question I didn't get. #10254 | |
| About as close as that time Iraq nearly won the Gulf war. #10257 | |
| I realized that I don't like Dund. #10259 | |
| Wow, I need to read FC by the day I got it in the mail... #10261 | |
| boot up our ancient computers... #10263 | |
| "Why did you say I made it up? All I did was make it up..."... go back #10264 | |
| Wow, Dund's doing the moronic one liner thing :-) #10266 | |
| That's a particularly moronic way of looking at it, it's just what what you've created sucks. #10267 | |
| Chris would dare get mad. It's all been done... #10270 | |
| Yeah, I gotta be ace to unsop him, one sec. #10271 | |
| Anyway, I guess I should do a minorUpdate... #10273 | |
| Yay. How many Dunds? #10274 | |
| I am here. I've always been here. #10276 | |
| The first pic. There's a Rapier in a hangar somewhere in England... #10277 | |
| akicked him. de-sopped him... de-aopped him. #10278 | |
| I mean, how many big buildings can there be? Like 6? #10279 | |
| Well, how long does it take to look in a building? #10280 | |
| Just mail the guy and find out. #10281 | |
| #Macintonsh: Heh... I love my iMac. #10283 | |
| Wow, Brazil sucks, I've been planning to overthrow the government if he gets impeached... #10284 | |
| Except the short black skirt, boots and tank top thing... #10285 | |
| But if all she wants is to get laid, why couldn't you just do her to get her to go away? #10286 | |
| Hehehe, I think she still hangs out in #S-C... #10287 | |
| Yeah, and although agwcers refuse to believe it, I've been wrong before. #10288 | |
| There are bestiality laws:O?! #10289 | |
| It's funny because it's true. #10290 | |
| No, I don't want to deal with a freak. #10291 | |
| *sudder*, a non WC-er... #10292 | |
| I'll send you a pretty rolled WCP map if you pay for postage. #10293 | |
| Hehehe, yeah, then I akicked Dund... #10294 | |
| Tell spacedust he can join and send it to me. #10295 | |
| Oh, Hades, any luck finding me a date? #10298 | |
| Hmmmm... well, we've got news up for today, encyclopedia preview is in the works... I have an English paper due tuesday, I should work on that... or the encyclopedia preview... #10302 | |
| No, just missed some easy to miss stuff. #10304 | |
| His list sucked:( #10305 | |
| Nothing. Battleship, maybe, but it's not a battleship #10306 | |
| For some reason I can't connect to Viper... oh well, I'm gonna go work on my Pigeotto... #10307 | |
| Dugtrios rock, I got 624 experience for killing one... #10308 | |
| Dund: You can't have an opinion, because it conflicts with my opinion! Therefore, you're trying silence me because you don't agree! Everybody, look at me, Chris doesn't agree with me because he's a horrible person and has an opinion that differs from mine! #10311 | |
| Hehehe... Wizzy, definatly... #10313 | |
| We should eliminate the subject... #10314 | |
| Well, I once pointed out the fact that you were more interested in attention getting insults rather than actually complaining about anything... apparently I was right. Now, do you have anything to actually say or do you want to play flame-'n-cry for another 50 posts? If so, this thread is ended... #10316 | |
| I like the quit, Psych. #10317 | |
| Yeah, everybody likes the space sub... better do more. The space-helicopter, for example. #10318 | |
| You know how after WW2 we gave all of our extra airplanes to Germany? It's just like that, in that it didn't happen and makes no sense... #10319 | |
| Run by Jade Murphy, widow of Richard Murphy, creator of the Border World's Marine Corp. The company creates the best Marine Equipment, I believe in the Galaxy. Amphibious Assault Carriers, gunships, assault choppers and the famous Vindicator fighters are all created by this Marine-only company. #10322 | |
| Midway class amphibious marine carrier? Can anyone BE that stupid? #10323 | |
| Mojave-class Assault Ramming Transport!!! #10324 | |
| In 2671 as the Hakaga fleet cruised towards Earth, Kruger and his staff realized that they were weak, very weak. Kruger's last orders were to start design and development of the first Border World's Heavy Fighter, capable of carrying torpedoes, and all of the newest technology available to the Frontier Worlds. He would later use the Apollo's prowess as an aide to help establish the Union of Border Worlds after the Kilrathi attack on Earth. I can't begin to count all the things wrong with this one little paragraph . #10325 | |
| Are Tallahsee ships destroyers or cruisers? #10326 | |
| Hehehe, poll: "Are you going to complain about this question at the Chat Zone?" * Yes * No * Maybe #10329 | |
| Anyways, I was thinking... WCA came out after WCIV, and because it takes place before they can have Tolwyn in it... even though he later turned into a genocidal maniac... thusly, once we get a few promo clips ready, I'd like to demo my animated series "Young Adolph Hitler" to UPN... Hey Tre, you'd watch a show based on Hitler's wacky adventures during World War I, right? #10333 | |
| Yeah, that'd be pretty funny... I'm gonna propose it to the networks... we need some character sketches, though... And think of the merchandise... #10334 | |
| No... people hate cookies... Seven people have died, choking on cookies #10337 | |
| Hades owes me a girlfriend/ #10340 | |
| Hey Chris, do you have old Nintendo Power magazines? #10343 | |
| 1-900-NUT-BOYS #10345 | |
| Well, start a fuss in #WCNews and I'll jump in. #10348 | |
| Can we please change the poll, just to avoid this fight? #10349 | |
| Wow, don't register for anything... Then you can be here all day, just like Mark Twain... #10356 | |
| Wow, this is much cooler than I thought... #10358 | |
| I had my braille teacher give me my exams instead of my real teachers and finished 'em both in two hours... #10359 | |
| "How do Xenomorphs exist with acid as their blood?" #10360 | |
| Yeah, ass is sucked by predators. #10362 | |
| You're living in some freaky fake-world. #10363 | |
| I"ll tape it for you... #10366 | |
| Hehehe, the pointy haired boss seems even more like Londo now... #10367 | |
| He's in LA working on my show deal... #10368 | |
| We need a female lead character... what was that woman's name? #10369 | |
| and if this goes over well, we can go even further back and have The Adolph Hitler Kids... #10370 | |
| Papa smurf's wife was killed by that cat... leading him to hate all animals... #10375 | |
| He's an ELECTRIC pokemon, duh. #10376 | |
| I wanna go to Japan to buy Japanese Ultima merchandise... #10377 | |
| Yeah, we should go to Asia... they probably have a lot of cheap Asian pr0n over there... #10379 | |
| Yeah... I'm pretty sure WB will want this... #10380 | |
| Well we can'd see it because he's wearing a hat. #10383 | |
| Yeah, I have the cart and the little poster it came with, but I don't have the manual. It's interesting, has a new intro... #10386 | |
| There *may* be... as I understand it they were doing a WC2 cart when Origin & Nintendo fell apart... there was supposed to be one, and I saw promo shots... but as far as I know it was never releasedin the US... #10387 | |
| There isn't going to be a Prophecy novel, Baen specifically said that when we asked a year ago. #10389 | |
| Hehe, it's all up in the air now, Had. #10391 | |
| We know lots of things. First they trained people in character animation. Then they said they were doing the Strike Team game. Then Strike Team was canned. Then they started WCO. Then WCO became 'questionable'... and now nobody is talking and everybody is nervous. #10392 | |
| Hehehe, Hollis says he isn't really *THAT* sim oriented... it just happens that the first project he ever did was a sim and that's what he became famous for. #10395 | |
| But what the fudge does "As it is in Heaven" mean? #10396 | |
| WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??!?!?! #10400 | |
| Damnit, there's no f'ing news #10402 | |
| No, I can't get a date without your help, remember? #10404 | |
| Yeah, and when Baby Jesus cries Trelane gets medieval on your ass... #10405 | |
| #WingNut: Has Chris Reid. #10406 | |
| DALnet should be a democracy! Yay! I'm a complete moron! Woo! #10408 | |
| Oh, yeah, and we'd never be able to get rid of posts from our own Chat ZOne. #10410 | |
| Well.... 4th fleet's pulling for Acadia... I'd better shuttle up with the next crew or i"'ll miss my boat... #10412 | |
| But what if I meet my future wife, get married have children and the children become th e next hitlers... and then I'll never have the chance to have genocidal kids:~( #10413 | |
| Chris' script is attracted to the 'Hi'... #10414 | |
| Hit me. #10415 | |
| Who's the man who makes Chris jump? #10416 | |
| HITLER is a lot like !LOAF #10417 | |
| I'll make the evil Private Henry Tandey... #10418 | |
| I figure, to hell with continuity if you can have a smoking bearded baby dictator... He's the guy who almost killed Hitler... #10419 | |
| I'm thinking he'll blunder through each episode almost killing Hitler each time... #10420 | |
| Hi, I'm Arthur C. Clark, and you're eating a Clark Bar. #10428 | |
| Hi, I'm Adolph Hitler, and you're eating an Almond Joy. #10429 | |
| Hi, I'm Mike Meyers, and you're eating plain M&M's. #10430 | |
| Well, I'm gonna catch 'em all and become the greatest Pokemon trainer ever... #10431 | |
| Hmmm... it's weird how you call her the Queen Mother... makes it sound like England is like a hive mind or something... #10433 | |
| It's the best thing I've ever said -- especially when you picture Arthur C. clark saying it... #10434 | |
| Just kick her in the balls. #10436 | |
| http://www.wingcommander.com/privateer/p1/cell1.gif #10437 | |
| This guy is slower than a dead turtle on toast... #10438 | |
| Akk! ... is what I'd be saying if I was choking on a chicken bone... #10439 | |
| * LOAF throws a Crab at Trelane: //(|/\|..|/\|)\\ #10440 | |
| I fell down a coal chute once... #10443 | |
| I'm inventing insta-dry... the problem is that it uses some of the heavier elements... the ones that haven't been named and exist for only fractions of a second inside particle accelerators... #10445 | |
| but if you saw him, wouldn't you know that he wasn't at home banging Mrs. Wolf? #10449 | |
| I used to worry about that... and then I realized that nobody cares. #10450 | |
| Well, now all I need to do is find a female Nidorian to train... #10452 | |
| Follow the book, baby, follow the book. #10455 | |
| I trained a Dugtrio this morning... #10457 | |
| WhereisChris? #10459 | |
| My book is in Edison, NJ :o #10460 | |
| Hehe, the war everywhere, there's no escaping it. #10462 | |
| You'll start to notice how cute Pikachu is... unusually cute... and because he's everywhere, it'll happen... #10463 | |
| And at first it'll seem a little... kiddie... but you can't turn it off, because there's something about it, something that burrows into your mind. and before you know it you'll be trying to find the ROM. #10465 | |
| Well, there's a Lesnick system... it'd be sort of freak if there was a person named after me on a ship named after me in a system named after me... #10468 | |
| Well, it's been slow lately because of school. there'll be a preview to shut those people up soon, though;) #10470 | |
| Anyway, I've got a lighted schedule next semester (4 classes instead of 7., so I'll get a lot of work done then. #10471 | |
| Hmmm, how would you know whether or not the hot males are gay? #10475 | |
| Mr. Eric Klefter: Took a free tour of the White House while under the Bush administration. Later died in a car accident. #10478 | |
| Hehehe, so, what, two people on an airplane voted for Clinton? #10479 | |
| I'm not phoning Chris... it's like 6AM CRST #10480 | |
| "Admiral Geoffrey Tolwyn had an unspoken agreement with the universe that allowed him to take tremendous risks while managing to emerge triumphant and unscathed. Perhaps carrying a piece of the Admiral would allow Sansky to do the same." #10481 | |
| Dmhas, where's Chris? #10482 | |
| Yeah, like I'm falling for the script again. #10483 | |
| I was gonna see it yesterday but I couldn't:/ #10484 | |
| This isn't a game, dammit! #10486 | |
| a-g-w-c 'as been pretty boring lately. #10487 | |
| FOX doesn't want to release it until after Star Wars... #10489 | |
| Chris Roberts put a clause in his contract which lets him have 2 weeks to find a different studio if FOX doesn't release before Star Wars... but he doesn't expect to have any luck... #10490 | |
| Heya Karl #10491 | |
| Just talks about how I've been accepted:P But it doesn't matter, I'm not going to Maryland. #10493 | |
| Actually, it was the "Silly Ironic Laws Act", because that had a better acronym... #10494 | |
| Which means what, exactly? He has an opposable thumb? #10496 | |
| It's not insulting :~( #10497 | |
| What, the panther section? #10499 | |
| Dunno, nothing up, just giong stir crazy. #10501 | |
| hehe, starting monday I have four hour days . #10503 | |
| Yeah, I'm gonna send those to you this week... and lots of other stuff for everybody... #10504 | |
| You need... some maps and some Dragons... anything else? #10505 | |
| Mmmkay... and Hades needs... maps, dragons, novels, spare change, WCIVDVD, US Priv2 manual... #10506 | |
| Oh, you two need CDs... #10507 | |
| Damnit, if I still had my laser pen I could use it... I'd better go downstairs and get it... brb... #10510 | |
| Well, we could use some of the unusual time travelling technology from Privateer 2 to go back and make sure they never existed. #10513 | |
| What the fuck does 'ARN' stand for? #10514 | |
| Dash her, I'll send a SWAT team... #10516 | |
| Wait, the T stands for Team, doesn't it? #10517 | |
| Are you sure? As I understand it the 'episode 4' was added in later releases of the movie, but wasn't present when it first came out... Like calling WC WC1 when it came with Kilrathi Saga. #10518 | |
| Wow, P2win95 is being a bitch... #10519 | |
| In Priv2, the Crius.Net entry -- the 420 year old guy's ship that can see the future. #10520 | |
| Heya Student. #10522 | |
| What's Joe the Bartender's full name? #10523 | |
| Yeah. I'm typing up all the booth stuff for encyclopedia reference and just so I know it... so I can bug you all with amazing trivia... #10525 | |
| NEW from Zak Skintight and the Buttock Men, their long-awaited album, 'No Butts'. #10526 | |
| That's where you come on... #10528 | |
| "Hey, where do babies come from?" "AHH! EJECT! EJECT!"... (G) #10531 | |
| (No! Nope! No! Nah! Nope! No! No! Yes... I mean No!) #10533 | |
| Like... SWC? or WC2/WC3? #10537 | |
| How can somebody whos name sounds that much like Trelane be so stupid? #10539 | |
| I assumed people would figure *THAT* out when they read the acknowledgements. #10540 | |
| Must... find... date... for Priv2... #10541 | |
| "Mr. Ben Lesnick, Wing Commander fan par excellence, served as my research assistant and sent pages and pages of material, including a list of the names of every capital ship in the Wing Commander universe. I thought relying on a fan for help would be a good idea. I had no idea Ben would be so friendly and determined." #10542 | |
| Well... I think there's a law that covers that. #10543 | |
| Hehehehe. Hey, I met this girl... #10545 | |
| Yeah, but I got confused. #10547 | |
| The latest it can be is 2825, assuming Joe is 1 year old when he's caught with dongleberries... #10548 | |
| Criminal Record: 37/G/2769 Possession with intent to supply of a class-3 prescribed substance (Dongleberries), 29/E/2778 Convicted of Gross Unhygiene in breach of 2694 Food and Safety Edict. #10549 | |
| I don't remember. Chris, do you know? #10550 | |
| That's a 47 year gap... we can do better than that, I assume. #10554 | |
| I'm pretty sure it's Shaft... #10557 | |
| No problem. Any idea how many news briefs there are? #10561 | |
| Yeah, ther'll be a lot. #10562 | |
| I'll stay up all night taking 'em down. #10563 | |
| Anybody remember this movie? #10564 | |
| There, did the mailbag thing #10566 | |
| "From God... to Kane... to Seth." #10568 | |
| Freaky, Byyd, I was just thinking that the other day... #10569 | |
| Why doesn't anything that cool ever happen in real live? #10572 | |
| Halladies #10575 | |
| Yeah, then my parents would understand why I had to go to the UK... #10576 | |
| Well, you tell me now. #10577 | |
| The guide shipped... does CHris have his copy now? #10578 | |
| Dash, what's the news then? #10579 | |
| Oh, Peter Telep wants to do a phone interview... #10581 | |
| Hmmm, actually I cut up the pcitures. He sent me full scans, but ther est of the pics were already in our archive. #10582 | |
| Works for me... #10583 | |
| Just write a story where it turns out that Andorra is a government plot. #10584 | |
| Where's you find the other one?! #10587 | |
| Yeah, I had to go put up birdhouses with them:/ #10589 | |
| and I'll be getting home early... 'cause I have a shortened schedule now. #10591 | |
| Hehe, how would you know that they didn't teach us about the English civil war right? #10593 | |
| At least the US civil war didn't involve the spice girls... #10594 | |
| Isn't Gold's Install guide in the Flight Manual? #10597 | |
| I'm ignoring advertisements and reference cards. #10598 | |
| Ye gods, if I ever accept an invitation to host the superbowl's half time show again I want you to shoot me in the leg or knee... #10600 | |
| Hmmm, Chris, you have a WCIV Gold? #10603 | |
| Lemme see how the Ultima guy does this, that's what I want to emulate/beat . #10606 | |
| I dunno what you're talking about but "Hercules: Supercharged Terminator #10608 | |
| Haess: There wouldn't be a SWC rom... #10610 | |
| It's on a CD. A 3do emulator would read it off the CD, SWC is huge... #10611 | |
| SWC doesn't come on a cartridge. #10612 | |
| Wow, Apoc is full of crap. #10613 | |
| Hmmm, it should come within an hour and a half... theoretically... #10615 | |
| Oh, yeah, I have word of the guide, from Ain-whatever... that Luke guy... #10618 | |
| The Strike Commander engine was later used for the ground portions of WCIII... #10620 | |
| Chris McCubbin... I declare the right of vengenace... I don't know how, and I don't know when, but I'm going to make him pay for this... #10623 | |
| B&N didn't get theirs to me yet, so I called around and found one in DC. I just got back from buying it <G> #10626 | |
| It's like... how can I describe it... #10627 | |
| The Guide, Hades, the Guide... #10630 | |
| Maverick doesn't want us spoiling movie stuff in the channel <G> #10631 | |
| It's both the most wonderful and most horrifying experience I've ever had... #10632 | |
| B&N didn't have it here... I found it at (of all places) a little local bookshop... #10633 | |
| I've already thought up a bunch of cool, one even helpful, explanations for some things, though. #10634 | |
| and the specs for the Concordia are uber-screwed up, particularly compared to the book which gives the WC2 specs. #10636 | |
| I'd like to set aside some time so Chris and I and whoever else can go through the book and figure out explanations for everything... #10638 | |
| Pilgrims have the coolest last names... #10639 | |
| Yeah, that was pretty silly... it's not on the young novel. #10643 | |
| The Diligent is pretty cool looking (even if it's not Diligent class., it'd make a cool toy... #10646 | |
| Yeah, all three... all I need is the official magazine... #10650 | |
| Commodore Tolwyn is Tolwyn's brother or something, and Tolwyn served with A.Blair during his OJT... #10653 | |
| Actually the declaration was after a major kat-slaughter... so that works well... #10654 | |
| Oh, I have lots of updates... #10655 | |
| McCubbin screwed up bigtime. But we're going to fix it...<G> #10656 | |
| I hope that answers your question. Be sure to memorize the rules... they'll serve you well through all aspects of your life... assuming your life consists only of WC... #10658 | |
| Well, use it as an excuse to show the red thing next week. #10659 | |
| You of course refer to the 'game' of life, in a witty metaphor? #10661 | |
| *** spalt has left #wingnut *** Haesslich has joined #wingnut Veeeery suspiscious. #10662 | |
| He couldn't tell it was an insult. #10663 | |
| Simp-Chimp! #10665 | |
| Because fog is a special feature reserved for those of us in the 3dfx club... #10666 | |
| I swear, the next person who asks me why they didn't use Mark Hamill in the movie... #10668 | |
| Nothing, Mr. Finklestein... just... becoming more... Rosie... I'd better go check and make sure I spelled your last name right... #10671 | |
| Hehe, okay. Most people spell Lesnick wrong IRL... I think I'm Ben Lesnice in the yearbook... #10672 | |
| Wow, what the hell is up with Admiral Wilson's age? #10673 | |
| Well, its better than the 450 year old person in Priv2, but it's probably a typo. McCubbin probably meant 2598. #10674 | |
| Holy... Byyd, check your mail, an intelligent mailbag question. #10676 | |
| Well, I've got to go do some homework and sleep and stuff, bbs. #10677 | |
| Hehehe, he was nice, just wants me to post something about Batman... #10680 | |
| Hopefully -- everything comes out on DVD now. #10681 | |
| I asked him why Wilson was 156 years old. #10682 | |
| Neither is Chris Roberts. #10684 | |
| Well... I understand what Johnny's problem with McCubbin is... But I don't like Roberts either... #10685 | |
| Erm, I think that'd be illegal, and it'd ruin my copy of the Confederation handbook;) #10686 | |
| Oh, BTW, I have a semi-interesting WC:Guide anecdote... #10688 | |
| Well, I'll do the thing as an online... thing... and then we'll decide what to do with it before putting it online;) #10689 | |
| Anyway, when I was getting the guide I was like walking around DC... and there was like this big... massive... crowd of people, because Monica was either coming out of or going into her hotel... #10691 | |
| Yeah, but the point is that when I was walking home from school 3 days ago I found a copy of it along the road. #10692 | |
| It's like a... mechanized Hornet/Salthi... the Salthi getting a ball turret... #10693 | |
| Sure it does... I have friends in Europe... #10695 | |
| Because you buy so much porn? #10697 | |
| No Hades, they kill foreigners in Florida #10698 | |
| that's fine, can you set one up? #10699 | |
| We'll need one for the encyclopedia, at least... #10700 | |
| Me? Yeah... there's some stuff that needs to be added, and I wanna add some info on each thing. #10701 | |
| Well... I guess... I'd like some help... #10702 | |
| Okay... lemme find the example of what I want... http://scott.net/~rgregg/ultima/ultima-collectibles.html #10703 | |
| The info there is what I want to base it on, though. (what's in the box, what format of disks, EA# or ISBN#, release year & a picture if possible)... #10704 | |
| Very few people know here... #10705 | |
| Lets complete the list of basic games now... #10706 | |
| I have a digital camera here... but you prolly have stuff I don't have and vice versa. #10707 | |
| Basically any PC disk version came in four formats. #10709 | |
| Boom. That's what I'm thinking about... #10710 | |
| I wish Chris hadn't died in that fire... #10712 | |
| http://www.wcnews.com/loaf/drclaw.jpg #10713 | |
| I know... all those childhood times spent talking and wondering what he looked like - wondering what the true face of evil was... and it's a freakish old man with a big hand.. #10714 | |
| Its the sort of thing kids say <G> #10717 | |
| Hehehe. Its just an odd phrase. #10718 | |
| Evolved pokemon are often suckier than prevolved pokemon:~( #10720 | |
| I dunno, I wish I'd never brought this up. #10721 | |
| They spend a lot of time in alt.sex.* #10722 | |
| Whats a .mp2? #10723 | |
| And you heard about Sean:/ #10724 | |
| Eck, what's going on? #10725 | |
| the movie is completely continuous, Had. #10727 | |
| Well... you heard the good news and the bad news? #10728 | |
| Boomer said he didn't want to talk about it... #10729 | |
| Well, you can't mail his Origin addy anymore... and taser@io.com is down:/ #10730 | |
| Yeah... or you can call him... he left his home number... have you seen the trailer? #10732 | |
| I'm trying to get a job so I can afford 'em <G> #10735 | |
| Did you see that I have the movie site update all ready? #10736 | |
| Oh, yeah, I'm all ready to update w/ the movie site stuff... and I have all the movie subpages readied to upload with movie site stuff. #10737 | |
| Hmmm, if there's a cheap ticket to Seattle between now and then I'll come. #10739 | |
| Its a nice resolution too. #10741 | |
| The lord works in mysterious ways... #10742 | |
| It was out of here in a week. #10743 | |
| Yeah, that was funny. #10744 | |
| They went all the way from 00 to FF . on the hex scale <G> Which is... over 16 squared... #10745 | |
| Yeah, I'll probably see a hundred or so movies in March... #10746 | |
| There are different movies coming out in March? #10747 | |
| The only annoying point is Captain Andropolos. #10750 | |
| There's actually more than one Andropoloses in the book <G> #10751 | |
| Okay... the other big problem I'm having now is Tolwyn between the wars. #10752 | |
| But then... the biggest problem of all, that I haven't yet explained, is Bossman & Knights deaths. #10754 | |
| the problem is that he doesn't explode or anything. #10755 | |
| Oh, Peter Telep... #10756 | |
| Yeah, how does she know about that anyway? #10757 | |
| Yeeek, this J7 freak is posting lots of questions... #10759 | |
| Nothing exciting in the newsgroup... #10760 | |
| C777 reminds me of the priest from MASH... #10761 | |
| Oh, not really... I thought it was better balanced than the old one... #10763 | |
| The kats suck, I guess we understand why CR cut them almost out. #10764 | |
| Really? I thought it was nice and clear... #10765 | |
| Hey Del, this is my brother... he's a blade runner... #10767 | |
| Delance is famous for... being in Brazil or something... #10768 | |
| When does Beth come back? #10769 | |
| Sing the friends theme, Delance... #10770 | |
| YEah. It's in my room... next to the worms... #10771 | |
| And now you can blame anything lacking at the movie site on Clinton... <G> #10773 | |
| Oh, Dan, Bee_Czar is my brother... he kills robots... #10774 | |
| ChrisReid stars in Dog the Wag... #10775 | |
| Wow, now we know where 60% of the flat TV's are... #10776 | |
| DA doesn't work on Saturday. #10778 | |
| Yeah... there's no way that this is the same Sivar. #10784 | |
| Bengal... history got f'd up for:/ #10787 | |
| We're close enough to rollout to consider a format. #10789 | |
| AssNet's assy... #10792 | |
| There was a LOAF-net for a short time... Reaver set it up for me long ago... #10795 | |
| and... can we get... rounded edges? #10796 | |
| Hmmm... that's... good... where's the picture of you? #10797 | |
| Can you mention us in some upcoming episode? #10798 | |
| no, light gray background. dark blue graphics. #10800 | |
| I dunno... Chris might know, he's an expatriot Trekker... #10801 | |
| But then you get into crap where there are things like little Alex Manning and his fan fiction that's non canon canon but stupid... #10803 | |
| And we can kick people with it too... remotely, of course, to hide the secret of how we do it... #10804 | |
| Hmmm, Chris' weird west coast chain probably does that too... #10808 | |
| Oh, we should follow up the SCARY MASK PEOPLE... and those weird art guys... #10811 | |
| Hades, I'm looking in your general direction... <G> #10812 | |
| I archived the other day... #10813 | |
| Uhm, and hopefully nobody'll notice, but I replaced some of our crappy wc movie pics with nice versions from the yet-to-be-released official site <G> #10814 | |
| Well, that's what he thought a while ago, when we had those pictures, now he just wants to know if we've had any luck since having not contacted them then. #10815 | |
| Holy shit, hey samcat #10816 | |
| Well, we're looking at a February 22nd earliest known release now... I'm betting TRU might get them sooner, since Diamond made such a big deal about how they'd get the figures later than normal stores... #10817 | |
| Yeah, you wanna go to Seattle to see the movie? #10821 | |
| Can you paint your house yellow? #10822 | |
| They didn't seen Report Card #1 <G> #10824 | |
| Do you know what a taco is? #10827 | |
| Do you know what a man is? #10828 | |
| You haven't heard of The Book? #10830 | |
| Can somebody go grab a shot from SO of the alien device? #10832 | |
| How do I make a color transparent in PSP? #10835 | |
| Well, this just goes to show what I've been saying all along... #10837 | |
| Magno does like the best art. #10838 | |
| Anyway... can we work on the encyclopedia setup? #10840 | |
| I kinda like his html part, but his graphic *SUCKS* . #10841 | |
| Up H'hrass! is probably a popular punchline in the 27th century... #10842 | |
| Just post the current one and tell them that it's a space sub game. #10844 | |
| Why the fuck not? #10847 | |
| Anyway, lets talk encyclopedia... #10848 | |
| It has deck plans of the Bengal class carriers... #10852 | |
| I... seem to recall having taken out quite a few kats in my time. #10853 | |
| Oh... you missed this, while you were away... but Apoc is... how can I put this nicely... the opposite of not full of shit... #10854 | |
| My guess would be that APoc is the SMAC equivalent of CBF... or a WCN staffer... #10855 | |
| The newer one is on Dans-box, but he'll know if I give away the location:/ #10856 | |
| Good, now lets get him to tell Chris. #10857 | |
| There's going to be a lot of newspaper reviews of it... We should try to buy as many newspapers we can that day... and then following it there'll be a lot of magazine reviews. It'll be a good time for updates... #10858 | |
| But... I think that we need... to contact Phoenix. #10860 | |
| http://www.wcnews.com/loaf/sandy2.jpg My cat and dog... #10867 | |
| No, Chris, Monday. #10868 | |
| Or we can cheat, steal lie and plunder and cheat and lie and steal also plunder #10869 | |
| 'Gumby's Pizza' sounds kinda hideous... #10870 | |
| OhmyGod,itisthesameGumby #10871 | |
| Well, lets get everything else set up first, I suppose. #10872 | |
| I hasten to ask what product they market Blue Goo around... #10873 | |
| There's a six dollar harassment fee, and you have to wait until after he helps us. #10874 | |
| I'm MAGIC... uberMACGIC, we say... #10875 | |
| Speaking of things you can eat for $200, Alex, Byydo! #10876 | |
| Are you calling the Derek Smart flamewar clutter?! You bastard, how dare you insult the flame war!!!!!!! I'll have you know that I'm already having my lawyers look into this offensive post... #10878 | |
| Wow, econ-o-save #10879 | |
| Ooooh, a f001 screwed up trivia... But he only got 2/3:~( #10882 | |
| That and the submarine... #10885 | |
| And how many torpedoes/fighters/ships are in a fleet #10886 | |
| Hehe, 'Tanfen' sounds like some sort of a fat drug... #10887 | |
| He died a while ago, non? #10889 | |
| Shouldn't VS get highlighted? #10891 | |
| I meet more girls in my subconscious... #10894 | |
| Wow, I usually only dream about sex... #10895 | |
| Wow, you bought one too? #10898 | |
| Stupid high school sucks ass... #10900 | |
| I'm gonna do some encyclopedia notes from AS, bbs #10902 | |
| Girlie posters as in pr0n or pictures of Leonardo DiCaprio? #10903 | |
| This is a new roomate? #10905 | |
| Did you kill the last one, in an amusing saga much like that oft presented on American television? #10906 | |
| I'm bored waiting for the Simpsons. #10908 | |
| I wanna go to college and eat half a pizza:/ #10909 | |
| That was a long time ago, wasn't it <G>? #10911 | |
| Oh, NutSo showed her to me a while ago. #10912 | |
| Who are these people? #10913 | |
| "I find it hard to believe that anyone that young could be an Admiral." #10914 | |
| Dr. Stuart Dent died today... Stu Dent #10915 | |
| Oh, you people are impossible, impossible! #10916 | |
| I'm going to go find the Robot! #10917 | |
| * LOAF Jak-tu's Hadrian #10918 | |
| * LOAF gets out his Dor-chak | |
| <-==> #10919 | |
| Floyd was also the "Why? Why was I programmed to feel pain?" Robot, wasn't he? #10920 | |
| I already asked him what was going on... #10921 | |
| Sean didn't want to talk either:/ #10922 | |
| Johnny hasn't been here? #10923 | |
| Damn, damn, damn! I was there then... but... that was before Sean... #10924 | |
| Chris, mail Johnny's new address, under the pretense of giving him the URL for the new trailer... #10925 | |
| Oh. I was at school... but now school's out... #10929 | |
| If it's a big hit Chris Robert's 'll go "Oooh! I can make another one!" and Chris McCubbin 'll go "Oooh, I can write another book!" and somebody at Creative Licensing will go "Oooh, we should market WC diapers!"... #10932 | |
| Yeah... hopefully when examining the sales info FOX will realize that they made lots of money and assume that they only did that because it had the SW trailer. #10933 | |
| Was "WC diapers and tons of crap" a pun? #10934 | |
| I do not want it to be a hit. I don't want to go into school on Monday, March 15th and overhear people talking about how cute Chris Blair is and how cool SFX were... #10935 | |
| Anyway, a movie version of me would say stupid things like "Hyuck, we first met 'dem cats in '38! Says so right here in my durn guidebook! Hyuck!" #10939 | |
| Yeah, because he's a stupid movie LOAF from Arkansas and he doesn't know that there are WC games... #10940 | |
| Sooo... re: Chris McCubbin... since you probably know the area better than I do, where can we hide the body <G>? #10943 | |
| Hmmm, everybody with Banshees have had that problem, but maybe Voodoo 2's do too... #10944 | |
| WC makes money, EA likes money, there'll be another WC... #10951 | |
| But... WC makes a LOT of money. We may be worried now, but when U:A flops Origin won't have a choice. #10953 | |
| Because U:A will suck;) It'll sell to the approximately 12 Ultima fans... #10954 | |
| It's hard to believe someone that young can have risen to the rank of Admiral... #10955 | |
| Chris "ChrisReid" Reid #10956 | |
| Where's my radiothing? #10959 | |
| I'm going to the gym in a minute or 30... #10960 | |
| The movie site <G>? #10961 | |
| I got my talking stick... #10962 | |
| Yeah, that's Crid's freaky newspaper. #10963 | |
| Betcha he actually killed himself... #10964 | |
| He wrote an editorial about laser pens:~( #10967 | |
| Hehehe, my school newspapers... headline: "Golf Team Whacks Off To Successful Season"... <G> #10968 | |
| Yeah, that's what all the FanARt has been so far... #10969 | |
| or, it could be a classifieds add... swcpc, seeks swcmac for long walks on the beach. #10970 | |
| There are some nice pics of the... Connie... in cut scenes... make textures from those. #10971 | |
| Hey Chris, I got a talking stick... #10975 | |
| Your principle's name is Fisher? #10976 | |
| But if somebody took over Israel, I wouldn't fight. #10979 | |
| You responded to Had's question with something other than "BECAUSE YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" #10980 | |
| Hey Chris, I'll have you know that I've used my laser pen for many usefull non harassing purposes. #10982 | |
| I use it to point out stuff when watching Star Trek in freezeframe with my crazy brother... #10983 | |
| Erm, but Kirha was sworm to Ralgha by some other lord... his *ORIGINAL* clan was Ragitagha, later Hhallas, later Aussie. #10987 | |
| I'm ultra-brilliant #10989 | |
| I figured out Bossman's death. #10990 | |
| Obviously he didn't eject, since his fighter is still around... and he died "instantly" of radiation poisining according to the book... (from a letter from Angel to Mingxing...) Now... that made me wonder... a) Who dies instantly of radiation poisoning? Then... I realized... what do we know about these death letters? They lie to protect the family. #10991 | |
| I wrote a thing with lots of explanations and sent it to you and Nut and Johnny #10993 | |
| I like my Bengal-2619 thing, too... #10994 | |
| Hehe... I'd love to stay and chat, but I'm going out. BBS... #10996 | |
| I... don't recall seeing Canada in the lists I took from my mom to make plans with. #10998 | |
| But we're gonna wh00p some Israeli ass! #11000 | |
| Hmmmm... sooo... how's SC3K? #11001 | |
| HCl does cool stuff, but then the German military made some damned cool aircraft. #11002 | |
| Hmmm, this'll be a bitch to find something on, one sec. #11003 | |
| I'm going to find my house if it kills me... #11005 | |
| But, hey, Star Wars died for me when I saw the first 'Ewoks' movie <G> #11009 | |
| * LOAF sips his beer #11011 | |
| Hmmm, I'm actually drinking ginger ale... Which is sort of like beer for losers, I guess... except I say 'connie' instead of Concordia, so I can't be a loser... #11012 | |
| It's really improved my fictional sex life... #11013 | |
| Max Power, he's the man whose name you'd love to touch, But you musn't touch. His name sounds good in your ear... but when you say it you musn't fear... cause his name can be said by anyone... #11015 | |
| Hehehehe, somebody mention the CIC. Chris, you do it. #11016 | |
| I think I did in my review... #11019 | |
| Saffron Burrows doesn't look like Angel-WC2 #11021 | |
| 4A thin red line of heros stands between Earth and annihilation! #11023 | |
| it makes much, much... much... more sense than 4INCLUDES CONFEDERATION OATH OF SERVICE #11025 | |
| So, what do you think of the craptastic Mister McCubbin? #11026 | |
| Can we please start talking about the Concordia so I can say "Connie" some more? #11028 | |
| Yeah... it's stalking around inside of me... and every day it gets a little bigger... Someday, there'll be no LOAF left... just McCubbin... #11030 | |
| Speaking of which, I wrote a long document on why the Confederation Handbook is fully canon... #11032 | |
| I like Byydo's quit better. #11033 | |
| Because it is the second Concordia. Of four. #11035 | |
| Hehehe, the WC2-Concordia is based around the PTC, which hasn't been captured yet, so it can't be the WC2-Concordia. #11036 | |
| Dan, there were four Concordias. #11037 | |
| It's like the Enterprise of WC. #11038 | |
| I hate it when that happens... #11039 | |
| What is it with McCubbin and the military designation 'super'? He did that in the WC3 guide too. #11040 | |
| Chris, can you fwd my document to Dude? #11041 | |
| You encounter them in a mission at Firekka and then Halcyon tells you that they've been spotted near Ardai and classified Snakeir <G> #11044 | |
| I, Benjamin Jeremy Christopher Reid Barrie Almond Lesnick have an extreme case of Forstchen name disorder:~( #11046 | |
| I interviewed Forstchen for WCHS... #11047 | |
| Hmmm, I can't wait for cultural diversity day. #11049 | |
| We don't know:/ I know Andrew Keith wants to write two more books... #11050 | |
| Johnny shows up at night a lot. He was here all afternoon yesterday... #11051 | |
| Because Chris Roberts aint got no respect. #11052 | |
| And as soon as one of my teams captures a working terminal, I'll update you all on the progress of the war. #11054 | |
| Awwww, that sucks, 100 percent of the Muslim world is Muslim:( #11055 | |
| Only *SOME* of them lost their king... and we can't kill him, because he's dead... #11056 | |
| It could have even just been guarding a jump gate that the Hades is behind. Then we'd be protecting the gate to Hades... #11061 | |
| Those Dralthi missions rocked. You could wh00p some Snakeir ass... #11062 | |
| Most depressing mission would be the Hell's Kitchen one were you *can't* save the transport full of refugees. #11063 | |
| He doesn't get the Beowulf reference, does he? #11066 | |
| Hehehe. When you go to save the Concordia in WC2... They go "They've destroyed the Beowulf!" or something. It was the Concordia's old escort ship. #11067 | |
| Why can't the kats have different cultures? We know they have different languages... #11069 | |
| So I'll prepare some updates that can be posted over time to make it seem like I'm here. #11073 | |
| Maybe it's a symbol that means allegance to the emporer. #11075 | |
| Ace's Happy Attention Deficite Disorder... #11077 | |
| Yes, I know who Crid is, but what was he arguing about? #11081 | |
| I'm gonna go reheat some spinach pie #11082 | |
| "OH MY GOD! THEY'RE PEOPLE! AND THEY'RE MELTING!" #11083 | |
| I dunno, that second Vampire looks *EXACTLY* like the promotional artwork... #11085 | |
| Because "Here Come the SuperModels!" would be a cool update. #11086 | |
| "She ate in and then went pee"... you could be near the top of a kindergarten class... #11087 | |
| Hehehe, that's what LW is looking at now, isn't it? #11089 | |
| Instead of having the timer on the front page, I want to have a link you click to open a pop-up-window type thing with the counter in it since it's causing mucho-load-time-problems #11091 | |
| LOAF: Well... basically I hit 're: News' and typed in the text. I'm using Netscape's newsreader... an interesting note would be that the original text was to read 'The robot mill is churning.', but the censors made me cut that because it implied that they were making butter or something... Oh, yeah and I switched Hades to 'Chris' in the subject line, which admittably might be a bit risque... #11095 | |
| Beowulf as in the ancient story or Beowulf as in Beowulf-the-Known-Space-character? #11096 | |
| No, nothing else scares me... just you... and Ginger Allen... #11098 | |
| Maybe you need some rest or something? #11099 | |
| How'd you get six hours worth of mess? #11100 | |
| Oh, good... I didn't tell you yet... I'm gonna be gone for three days next week:~( #11101 | |
| Yeah... although it'll take a year to convince Psych that we need Pokemon... #11105 | |
| He'll be on this space sub thing for a while... #11106 | |
| The WC movie 'll be out on DVD in July? #11108 | |
| Uhm... Delance, get out more. #11109 | |
| There are like 3 extra scenes, Carmen thinking about Johnny after he dies, Carmen and Johnny coming home from school... and something else... #11110 | |
| I just think it'd be cool to kill kill kill kill kill! #11112 | |
| Shut up, Dund. #11113 | |
| I mean, everybody and his sister Janice has downloaded ROMS... but who put them there? #11114 | |
| But why does Mr. X interface builder, who obviously owns the game, want to put them onto the computer? #11116 | |
| C0m3 t0 C3l|N@Z W@R3Z S|T3Z!!! #11117 | |
| I saw ROTJ in '84 :o #11119 | |
| I thought it was 77 80 84. #11121 | |
| This incredibly odd site is very funny... #11126 | |
| I guess I should head back to the world of pokemon, bbl #11130 | |
| You keep your terrifying past a secret, how can it be lengthy? #11131 | |
| How odd, my Windows bar disappeared #11132 | |
| fwod it to me, Chris? #11133 | |
| Anybody ever find a Windows Gameboy? #11134 | |
| I just plain hate people... #11139 | |
| Take it from here, I'll post all this durned news. #11141 | |
| Rock ass, lemme know... #11142 | |
| Yeah... but 10 days in the WC news buisness is like 10 years in... ant years or something... #11143 | |
| Note to self, kill self #11146 | |
| But then I'd wh00p your a$$, and shake out all the #'s... #11148 | |
| Wow, that makes what, four? Five? #11149 | |
| This is the only movie with the word 'rection' in the title that you'll ever be able to bring a date to... #11150 | |
| Haven't you read the CIC movie merchandise site? #11151 | |
| I can go "I'm not really a religious man... but I KILL LIKE ONE!" #11152 | |
| You talk to a girl:o #11153 | |
| Erm, it looks like a Viper... but is it? Lots of things look like Vipers... #11154 | |
| Yay! The Clinton crap is over! #11155 | |
| But we didn't know that. #11156 | |
| Listening to Had & Psych rant... #11157 | |
| I finally made a timeline for encyclopedia stuff, so I know what I have to do when... #11158 | |
| Well, it's usual AcesCrap. #11159 | |
| I need Hades to do some screenshot stuff, though... #11161 | |
| Sounds good... I was hoping to get it done before the movie, but I think I need just over a month... #11162 | |
| Well, Raptor bugs me because he has trouble telling the difference between realWC and acesWC... #11163 | |
| I wonder if anybody's gotten married because of UO... #11165 | |
| I like the flight decks... but the 65 looks off... #11166 | |
| Well, Toyfair is over and we still haven't heard anything... #11168 | |
| Me and my brother are going info-searching tommorow at TRU and some mall places... #11169 | |
| Well, it's gone down for like an hour before. #11170 | |
| Okay, rumor (Dan) has it that the WC movie premire is March 11th in Austin... #11171 | |
| Okay... now... lets see... Who do we contact? Erm, NYoung or Boomer? #11172 | |
| Hades: A premiere is like the special first showing for the people involved in the movie and everything. #11174 | |
| What about you Had, would you go? #11176 | |
| Oh, the CIC is back #11177 | |
| We haven't been given notice yet. #11178 | |
| If they let us, I'd go in a minute. #11179 | |
| Catch 22, I don't think we can get anything in writing until we know who's going. #11182 | |
| Oh, Kris Kristofferson, he sucks in everything he does. #11186 | |
| Speaking of dead crabs, did anybody see Pokemon today? #11191 | |
| Wait, go tit. #11192 | |
| Wow, Chris McCubbin looks... odd... #11194 | |
| No... they all look sort of like me... #11195 | |
| But McCubbin... looks like he'll die of a heart attack any minute now. #11196 | |
| Wait, what am I, now? I'm tall, fat and no longer have any facial hair... #11197 | |
| Hehehe, my former AP Bio teacher was interviewed by my brother for the school paper... and I was hanging around, and it turns out he commanded one of those little boats that went up the Mekong (sp) delta in Vietnam just like in Apocalypse Now. Whatever the river is called. #11201 | |
| Oh, I've been having a reoccuring dream... That I'll wake up really early and turn on WCA and it'll be half over and be some new episode that I can't figure out why exists... I've had it like four times now:/ #11203 | |
| I've gotten Neiled on weekends before... maybe we'll hear from him today #11206 | |
| There may be nicer ones... lemme see what I can find... #11207 | |
| Anyway, today's episode was all about Paras #11209 | |
| You didn't get the one I sent:O ? I didn't send a monkey one:~( #11211 | |
| That... Is... So... Freaky... #11213 | |
| It saved all those people at Custer's Carnival, right? #11215 | |
| I don't think we should worry about the appearance, the look of the ships changed for SWC, too... #11216 | |
| Well... I dunno, who can go? #11217 | |
| It may be less than that... it *sounds* like a date hasn't been set yet. #11219 | |
| I'll try and find out when... and I'll see about getting hotel rooms... #11221 | |
| We can arrange for your tour of Origin. #11224 | |
| Sounds good. Unless you know you're going and want to mention getting a tour. #11227 | |
| Okay. Talk to your mom? #11228 | |
| My only problem is needing the date ASAP so I can get a ticket... #11229 | |
| Austin is very walkable... the only problem I can see would be if we were going to go visit Origin... #11230 | |
| No, we have 'em, they'll be in the encyclopedia. #11231 | |
| She's been interested in us lately... #11233 | |
| I noticed that when I bit it the metal thing in the front raised a little... so I tried sucking it, and the rubber all came off... #11235 | |
| And I was biting it plaing stapler-chicken, by *ALMOST* stapling my lip to my teeth... #11236 | |
| Yeah... it's EXTREME STAPLING #11237 | |
| If I can get any more money any time soon I'll donate it... #11240 | |
| Goes well, if not a little confusing. #11242 | |
| HAHAHAHA, you can alter them! #11244 | |
| Its strange how Neil calls me Ben instead of "LOAF" or "My son" or "Heathen" or something... #11248 | |
| And McDowell was *supposed* to do it, but Fantasy Island payed much, much more. #11250 | |
| I never got hit by any of P2's bugs <G> I was just lucky... #11253 | |
| Still wouldn't be enough:/ It's the difference between 400 and 1200 pounds... #11254 | |
| erm, but we were hoping to talk about hopes for taking you with us without Had #11257 | |
| What does a flight cost now? #11258 | |
| Now he wants to make a Starlancer movie;) #11261 | |
| I guess. I don't have any, but sure. #11263 | |
| How much do you estimate you'd need total? #11264 | |
| Well... you can skip lunches;) #11265 | |
| You pay your parents f'ing rend? #11266 | |
| There's a free shuttle from the airport to the city. #11270 | |
| and I don't know how long I can get a hotel:/ #11272 | |
| If it's a thursday I'd probably go on wednesday and leave on sunday... #11274 | |
| So, what are your chances? - Better than LOAF's chances with Saffron Burrows. - About the same as LOAF's chances with Saffron Burrows. - Less than LOAF's chances with Saffron Burrows. #11275 | |
| Attention. Attention... I'd like to thank you all for coming today. Please don't quote only that in twisting my words to sound bizzarely sexual. As you all know I once kicked Maverick from #Wing-Commander... #11276 | |
| Everybody sit down and get me a podium with that 'LOAF' logo on it... #11277 | |
| The reason at the time being that he had called "Dana", a woman whom I had some sort of perversely sick obsession with, a whore.ow, I'm not one for humility, as any agwcer will tell you, but I'm going to point out that this time, I was wrong. #11278 | |
| Although, I must secondarily note that in all truth Maverick was wrong -- no man -- or woman -- in his right mind would touch 'Dana'... #11279 | |
| therein, although she may exhibit many whorish qualities, she cannot fill her desired role. I should end on a positive, corrective note. The term 'bitch' would have been much preferred. Thank you, and lets get back to the job of running this IRC dynasty. Depodiumize <G> #11280 | |
| Anyway... I guess it can work... my only worry is that you'll regret it. #11282 | |
| But you won't have any money, anyway. #11283 | |
| I'm in... I'm afraid Hades prolly won't be:/ #11285 | |
| I remember when I was going to just visit France for a few weeks it took six months of paperwork. #11286 | |
| Well, Hades is pretty sure he can go. #11289 | |
| Wow, why is that black? #11294 | |
| Am I all alone:~(? #11295 | |
| In fact, I'm set to help Telep revise stuff next week. #11296 | |
| As for in-universe, they must just hopper-drive there (G) #11299 | |
| I'm 6`2" and I'll ride mine... #11300 | |
| alt.binaries.erotica.chrisreid, naturally. #11301 | |
| Hehehe, DS9 uniform meaning one of those mostly black ones or a Bajoran jumpsuit (G)? #11303 | |
| Chee. #11305 | |
| I honestly think it'd be a problem:/ #11307 | |
| Look at the mail from him... I forwarded it to you, right? #11308 | |
| Oh, I changed it at the last minute to just asking if we could get tickets for the staff... #11309 | |
| Any headway on figuring out the go-to-Austin thing? #11311 | |
| Erm, tell them that there are no details. #11312 | |
| What about Hades & ace? #11314 | |
| StarCraft figures were cheap at EBX today... I considered buying a Quake figure because they were so sweet... but I saved my money for the big score... #11325 | |
| I dunno... I wouldn't push our luck:/ #11326 | |
| So... who do you want to go most <G>? #11327 | |
| Hmmm, I guess... I'm worried that Hades would be making a big mistake. #11329 | |
| Would either of you want to do that <G>? #11330 | |
| Wow, that came at a bad time. By which I mean "Your right about Hades", not that I'm the most important <G> #11333 | |
| What about you, Tre? #11334 | |
| I know Tre can't go;) #11335 | |
| My sister got a Pokemon comic book... #11337 | |
| It was sort of embarassing at the store... It was where I reserved Wc stuff... and she'd find all these pokemon there and go "You caught that one! It's a Diglett!" ad nauseum... I mean, she totally screwed it up, it was Dugtrio... #11340 | |
| Hey, where'd you guys get those Vulpixes? #11341 | |
| If a bunch of morons come in we +m and then only the ops an the +vians can talk #11343 | |
| Oh, that's the WC movie... #11344 | |
| Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, Over! #11345 | |
| But I dunno when the premiere is... #11346 | |
| Wait, you have like butlers, don't you have unlimited funds? #11350 | |
| lets ass-you-me that it's the 11th... #11351 | |
| Where is this calculator? #11353 | |
| Probably... all I have is a suit. #11354 | |
| Hmmm... not many figures are 3 3/4"... #11355 | |
| It r0ck0rs that they're coming with cards, and I like the smaller figures better than the Star-Trek like stuff... #11357 | |
| and the fighters! Oh, how I desire them... #11359 | |
| Dash:/ Well... just let Hades go for this one, you'll get the WC movie in theaters much earlier. #11362 | |
| Woo hoo, I dehadrianized. #11366 | |
| There are lots of hotels in Austin... #11370 | |
| I can't go to thet URL #11371 | |
| You do realize that Austin is not in California? #11372 | |
| Delance is a Brazilian freak #11375 | |
| I've never heard of any of those. #11376 | |
| In his spare time he supervises the production of Malcolm McDowell pr0n... #11379 | |
| The guy I know has two hotels in Austin... #11380 | |
| Albeit it made up...<G> #11381 | |
| Yeah, you're "on" the law school... #11382 | |
| Okay... where's Hades? We have to sort this out or it'll drive us all insane... #11383 | |
| Foolow 360 out of the city until it loops back and hits the river... and Origin is right there by the river... #11384 | |
| Erm... but not for a long time. #11387 | |
| Yellow star with a black border, right <G>? #11389 | |
| Yeah, I could prolly take out several dozen of those 12 year olds once I get that Pilgrim Cross... #11390 | |
| Assuming we're including 12 year olds who've lost their arms and legs, then the above statement is true. #11391 | |
| That's what the gray looks like in the game... #11392 | |
| The box rendering seems to be the same as the game rendering. #11393 | |
| Oh... I'm setting up hotel stuff, my parents are getting me a plane ticket #11396 | |
| I'm going to say "Hey, can you get me a hotel room like before?" and then I'll have a hotel room like before. #11397 | |
| That can't be true. #11398 | |
| I can't, this is supposed to prove that I can operate independently in Austin. #11400 | |
| I don't see how/why all these people are coming. #11401 | |
| But there's only THREE tickets. We haven't decided who's going <G> #11402 | |
| That would make sense, seeing as that there'll probably be only 3 people... #11403 | |
| Hehehe, I'll have a dorm in August and won't care;) #11405 | |
| No movies are ever released everywhere at the same time. It'll be months before all those annoying foreigners get it... #11410 | |
| Assuming we can get a tour of Origin <G> #11412 | |
| Oh, good... now, if we go and Hades goes and you can't see the premiere will you like get pissed at us and beat the crap out of Chris? #11413 | |
| I think I talked to a girl once... #11416 | |
| Heyyyy, I just realized, there are only three Concordia's... #11417 | |
| But there's not definatly a ticket for you... #11419 | |
| What'd they figure out <G>? #11420 | |
| Hehe, do you really need to defrag today? I may be gone when you get back <G> #11422 | |
| Hehehe, well, it's technically fair. #11423 | |
| Hadrian is probably the most annoying person in the history of annoying people. #11424 | |
| Wow, blood #11426 | |
| You should have used a spell that turned you into a stone -- you can't get blood from a stone. #11427 | |
| Wow, my doctors appointments about my joint thing starts tommorow. #11428 | |
| Erm, anyway, I've determined that Hadrian must be shot...<G> #11429 | |
| Yeah, poor whiney sniveling little Had... #11430 | |
| Hehehehe, yeah... it was funny yesterday... "I guess I don't have to go... but it's always been my dream to see a big premiere..." #11431 | |
| and if he says "I guess im used to disappointment" once more I'm going to kick him. #11432 | |
| Wow, no offense but your doctor is scary... #11435 | |
| Well, doctors should know html. I mean, I want to be a doctor and I know html...<G> #11436 | |
| Hehehe, there was an interesting article on that at AICN a while back -- the screening agencies apparently only pick young teenagers or something... #11437 | |
| What is it with freaks in #WingNut ? #11438 | |
| I don't trust number people... it took a lot of work, but we got rid of ace's very small number... and this guy has a huge ass number... #11440 | |
| I've noticed a large increase of Eagle-1's on boards and such... #11441 | |
| And she can meet me? #11442 | |
| I'm just gonna sit around here and watch the Daria marathon... maybe I'll clean my desk... #11443 | |
| I can't wait to get those cards. #11445 | |
| Like, what else would I be watching? NYPD Blue with commentary by some idiot? #11446 | |
| Hmmm, well, I'm definatly gonna open the first ones I get... #11447 | |
| "He'll never be the head of a major corporation!" #11452 | |
| Hmmmm... Dan may join the staff now. #11453 | |
| Hey... I just realized where I've seen furbies before... #11459 | |
| They're not like Gremlins, they're Melek-from-WC4. #11460 | |
| Hehehe, yeah, Boomer is always telling us we need to post more rumors. #11464 | |
| Wow, you got an auto-greet... #11466 | |
| Speak for yourself, I've got cheese-its... #11469 | |
| Why? Why was I programmed to feel hunger? #11470 | |
| Mental note... do not hire Psych to work for futuristic engineering firm... #11472 | |
| So it is one of those? I just figured it was a prototype Razor... #11474 | |
| Caernarvon Station meets one of those spinning top things! #11476 | |
| I can ID the funky kat ships if you show me pictures. Pllllleease show me pictures... . #11478 | |
| But people know you have a Kamekh because you had pictures of it posted? #11480 | |
| Hmmm. Do you have a Kat ship that looks like a teardrop? #11481 | |
| That's the SWC Sivar;) Can I see a picture of it pllllease? #11482 | |
| I'll give you five dollars when we come for the premiere. #11483 | |
| Woo hoo! You should use this information to write a book on WC ships... #11485 | |
| Well, I'm going away for several days, it'd be nice to figure it out now. #11487 | |
| Since when is his life so terrible? He wno't shut up about how everything is so disenheartening... #11489 | |
| Yep. And how this is SOOOO horrible because he's broken up with THREE girls! #11490 | |
| Alllright... we need to decide who is and isn't going. #11491 | |
| Okay... so that leaves Hades and ace. #11492 | |
| Wow, Dan got fired... #11494 | |
| Maybe he'll join the staff now. #11496 | |
| Okay, DROP THE BAG... #11497 | |
| And then we can check off what you have now... #11500 | |
| Odd how all these people are asking. #11502 | |
| Blueprints would r0ck0r. #11503 | |
| Ooooh... do you have .sgi files? #11505 | |
| I have an NT machine... #11506 | |
| No. Hhriss fighters... they're from SM2. #11507 | |
| they're like the best kat ships ever. #11508 | |
| Yeah, you're always thinking about H'hrass... #11509 | |
| "Well, look what just crawled out of H'hrass..." #11512 | |
| Damnit Had, I'm looking for the kind of woman who'd love me for knowing what the Rathtak was... #11514 | |
| See, Chris understands me... why can't you be a woman, Chris? #11515 | |
| That was from the WC1 manual. #11516 | |
| And Dibble's callsign was "Mule-Skinner", Dibbles was his name. #11517 | |
| What was it in reference to <G>? #11518 | |
| Gray = Armada #11519 | |
| If the Claw is gray, on PC you can play, if green it be, on 3DO you will see. #11521 | |
| What color is yours? #11522 | |
| Hmmm, can you grab a shot? #11523 | |
| It's the crossbow they use for the little picture in WCA... #11524 | |
| The base... is odd... it looks mostly the same. #11525 | |
| but the textures are different, and it has that line of Pokeballs on the side... #11526 | |
| actually, I think the textures may be different on all these... #11527 | |
| Shoooow me, how you want to Ha'ifraaaa me... #11528 | |
| a careful examination of the SWC manual indicates the existance of balls... #11529 | |
| I love the big gold Sivar. #11531 | |
| I mean... sure, you can not show them to me... But then you'll go through life wondering, wondering which is a DOrkir and which is a Lumbari? Sure... you could go on living... but what sort of life would it be? #11533 | |
| Mylon: The unluckiest system ever. #11536 | |
| vas ort vex #11537 | |
| The command ship for DesRon-67 or something #11538 | |
| TRH is a moron. A complete and utter moron... #11540 | |
| He'd bring his movie site. #11544 | |
| Hehehehe, if for no better reason than to piss off #Wing-Commander <G> #11545 | |
| Sooo... anyway... we should have the date for the premiere really sure... #11546 | |
| Had seems to have given up... #11547 | |
| That's good... I think... <G> #11548 | |
| It's just that I've already done it. #11550 | |
| Want to make sure he knows that other people are coming. #11551 | |
| I shall pray for you. #11553 | |
| Go work on the Tiger's Claw #11554 | |
| Well make a new one. #11555 | |
| You can use the viewer to twist and turn them around. #11559 | |
| As opposed to an out-game viewer? #11560 | |
| There isn't even a word 'out-game' . #11561 | |
| Don't associate with those scum. #11563 | |
| He's been working on that stupid arrow for years #11564 | |
| You didn't make the Concordia. #11565 | |
| Anyway, TRH is an asshole, just ignore him. #11566 | |
| I'm gonna add borders to all the images in the archive <G> #11567 | |
| Erm, there's a Bearcat and an Excal and a Longbow and a something #11568 | |
| As much fun as watching Hadrian pick a fight with some #WCA-RPGians is... I really should be doing something even MORE exciting like sleeping or hitting myself with a baseball bat... #11569 | |
| You went to show off stuff. #11571 | |
| But #WCA-RPG is like the place for ace's that are too stupid to do normal stupid ace things #11572 | |
| He's the most pathetic excuse for a human being I've ever had the less-than-privledge to be better than. #11574 | |
| Having a conversation with him feels like a dental visit, granted... #11575 | |
| As long as I've known him he's been a bitter pathetic person. #11577 | |
| He's one of those aces whos primary interest in the club was being able to hold the fact that he was part of a club over Borton. #11578 | |
| Involving whether or not there was still a SRA organization in the aces universe. #11579 | |
| That was fun, I don't think I was even trying to piss anybdoy off then. It was just him going crazy <G> #11580 | |
| Erm, but seriously, I have a complete respect for whatever the aces do now <G> #11581 | |
| Because I'm not stupid. I can't render or draw or whatever as well as these people, why should I judge what they spent their time on? #11582 | |
| Yeah... I guess when I'm 18 I'll be in college... but then when I'm 26 I'll be a doctor and he'll envy me:o #11584 | |
| I guess Hades doesn't live off his parents... he like pays rent #11585 | |
| How many teeth are there, anyway? Does it really take that long to learn them all? #11588 | |
| Aaaaand... aaaaand... I don't have to spend the night at NIH, just go back tommorow... #11590 | |
| No:/ It's blue:/ But it has blood all over it, so it's sorta red #11592 | |
| I'll get a free hotel room, just not from Origin;) #11593 | |
| I've ordered pizza with cheese in the crust... #11594 | |
| Yeah. I have connections everywhere. #11595 | |
| Because it's no fun without fighters. #11596 | |
| Oh, one of my friends' husbands owns like hotels. #11597 | |
| And there was a scary guy who followed me around... #11599 | |
| He was a medical photographer who was took a bunch of pictures of my face at different angles, but then he like followed me to my next appointment and bugged me... it was odd... #11600 | |
| Hehehe. So anyway, yeah, we should wreck your room... to stick it to DA and all... #11602 | |
| Canadians suck... #11606 | |
| Looks that way, waiting for confimation from Das Neil #11613 | |
| I've been lying on a table all day while people poked me and shined very bright lights in my eyes for hours and hours, so naturally I was able to gather lots of exciting news... #11614 | |
| For which one of us? #11616 | |
| Oh, I had a brilliant idea while posting to the Ace's CZ... Bossman was captured and assumed dead, not however I tried to explain him being considered dead before #11620 | |
| Waaaaait... Are those Swedish Fish gummi fish? #11621 | |
| So maybe they wouldn't notice if the old trailer appeared somewhere... #11625 | |
| Because, I was thinking that if McCubbin were at the premiere, somebody should kickbox him... #11626 | |
| Exactly. Orange is the fire color, maybe he's on fire... #11627 | |
| When you get eye surgery they give you these huge ass permanent sunglasses like blind people use, so I keep some of those in the car... #11628 | |
| Yeah... but they didn't give me anything:/ And then there was this annoying doctor who wanted to see how I walked or something, but I couldn't walk straight because my eye was dialated... #11629 | |
| Erm, that's what he tells me <G> #11631 | |
| They can edit out the dirt in post production... #11632 | |
| Yeah. I'm trying to find a really big plugin for them... #11637 | |
| Wow, this explains why digitalanvil.com sucks... #11638 | |
| Dogfight type thingy? #11639 | |
| No, I'll update about it. What's your email addy so I can credit you? #11640 | |
| The movie started on March 15th and ended on March 17th. #11643 | |
| Wow, '60 second trailer' ? #11646 | |
| and that's not Prinze's official site. #11647 | |
| Mind if I slip those /newpics/ into the CIC archive? #11649 | |
| Hehehe, check out the huge ass disclamer in the trailer section <G> #11650 | |
| Yes, your wallpaper rocked. #11652 | |
| I was going to go "Well, Jeff Cope Did" #11654 | |
| Shall I update mit Jeff Cope's infostaven? #11657 | |
| Well, this is prettier, but Dan's had more info, and was more navigatable.. #11659 | |
| Like a picture of a map or of a yearbook or something <G> #11661 | |
| Which is *probably* what DA wanted... <G> #11662 | |
| Well, it's soon enough (G) Hope you don't mind if I update the CIC with this info... Did yall get a look at the figures at Toyfair? #11664 | |
| hehe.. WCN will probably report it after the site is up.. . #11665 | |
| Actually, WCN has the trailer, we should post it. #11667 | |
| Hmmm... lets release all three. #11669 | |
| I dunno. Lemme conferr with Dan if he's in #11670 | |
| There's a movie about them later, though #11671 | |
| Somebody watch a .rm... #11673 | |
| In College Park, it's like 20 minutes from my loafcation #11677 | |
| Fudge, only Hades does. We'll wait to release #1 & 2... #11679 | |
| Hmmm... go hit him, we have a semi-crisis we need him to solve <G> #11680 | |
| Just do it so we can deop you. #11681 | |
| Betcha that's Dan. #11682 | |
| I hate that acronym. #11683 | |
| That sounds painfull... #11684 | |
| Chris, do you have #1? #11685 | |
| call it trailer2.zip and put it in the files/wcm directory #11687 | |
| I don't know, Chris and Hades have this weird thing about it... #11689 | |
| Will it be quicker to upload? #11690 | |
| Wow, you're even less fun now... #11693 | |
| Like, how do we explain why we have all of these? #11694 | |
| really? That's odd... is the '2454' thing still a problem? #11698 | |
| There, we beat WCN, and we prolly didn't piss off many people. #11701 | |
| Oh, how sweet it feels to be us. #11702 | |
| My last day at NIH is tommorow! Yay! #11703 | |
| FOX won't get pissed, too. #11704 | |
| Exactly. So they'll want to get our special trailer. #11705 | |
| It's of no matter... #11706 | |
| Go fer it, we could use the exposure. #11710 | |
| Yeah, except trailer2 sucks a bit. The point is that we beat WCN and we can do it again soon. #11711 | |
| Check out my cool new nickname... #11713 | |
| They have the lo-res trailer <G> #11714 | |
| I have an update ready for when the site goes up... #11716 | |
| That's a good idea, lemme mail it to everybody #11717 | |
| You missed a VOyager telemovie:~( #11718 | |
| Stop poking them, Had... #11721 | |
| Dash, what's your other ISP? #11724 | |
| This is Karl... #11725 | |
| Uh-oh . #11726 | |
| He was made of pure energy. #11727 | |
| I just have the original Armada CD #11729 | |
| I just got back from the hospital. #11731 | |
| Yeah, I got a camera stuck down my nose into my throat. #11732 | |
| Today was 'more' fun... if you can call having a camera stuck down your nose into your throat being fun... #11733 | |
| Erm, I've been at the hospital for three days having painfull tests... #11734 | |
| Hehehe, nothing I didn't already know... #11735 | |
| I should update with these two WC movie things... #11737 | |
| If I see her at the gym I can ask... #11740 | |
| Hehehe, Origin gave us something like 2 gigs of space for Xmas. #11743 | |
| Hehehe, somebody told us sometime... #11744 | |
| Yeah, we talk about things you wouldn't appreciate. #11746 | |
| Tell Boomer that we'll be in the area that week and see if we can get a tour. #11749 | |
| Tell him 'probably' or something. #11750 | |
| Erm, but are they like uberpissed or something? #11755 | |
| Hehehe, FOX is anal about everything... #11756 | |
| Well, you can put your old one at the CIC if you want, so people can see what it would ahve been. #11759 | |
| Stupid FOX... #11760 | |
| Or I can just give them to you <G> #11762 | |
| It's two boxes of them <G> #11763 | |
| WCN is our suckier younger sibling that updates once in a blue moon. #11764 | |
| Time for the pokerap! #11766 | |
| I didn't need to have a camera shoved into my body, but what the hey. #11768 | |
| Somebody should write to DarkHorizons. #11769 | |
| Can't you just get along? #11770 | |
| Oh, they're already on the server...<G> #11773 | |
| Oh, hey, some UMD-girl followed you here last night... #11775 | |
| erols.com people used to follow me to places... before erols.com was everywhere... #11776 | |
| and a stalker, apparently. #11777 | |
| Maybe she's your aforementioned girlfriend... #11778 | |
| Maybe she has an IP spoofer #11779 | |
| Yep, you're not +i, are you? #11781 | |
| There are no other Lesnicks. #11786 | |
| 'Win Dan Finklestein's Money' would be a cool news update header #11787 | |
| Yeah, we pleasured them like an expensive hooker:~( #11788 | |
| No idea, in retrospect there's no point to having extra trailers. #11789 | |
| Blue did us... and Gamewhatever did us... and Evil Avatar did us... #11790 | |
| Somebody want to do that? #11791 | |
| Hehe, just kindly-thank them for acknowledging us, and tell people that the trailer can be found in an earlier update. #11792 | |
| It didn't go to my lungs. It went to my voice box and took pictures... #11794 | |
| I have one of them. I'll scan it if you want <G> #11795 | |
| I guess I'd better start writing a CIC update about them. #11796 | |
| Nothing, it's Delance screwing around. #11798 | |
| Wow, CIC is uberuberslow. #11799 | |
| Why is this? We didn't have this problem with SO... #11800 | |
| Wow, it seems to be working. #11802 | |
| He can't use mine? #11804 | |
| I thought I told him about it <G> #11805 | |
| You can't make up acronyms, they just happen. #11806 | |
| Thanks. Since FOX shut down their place, we're the only place to get it now (G) Erm, so it hurts <G> #11809 | |
| We're working on setting up more mirrors now <G> #11810 | |
| And Merlin was removed from the movie;) #11812 | |
| No, that's Peter's setup for the next book. #11813 | |
| So they got rid of Dan and made a sucky WC movie site:/ #11815 | |
| But the guy who did it was such a moron that everybody found the trailer as soon as he uploaded it. #11816 | |
| FOX sucks ass:/ #11818 | |
| Charles Chen? #11821 | |
| Hehehe, you know what sucks? I have close to 100 new wc movie pictures to post soon... *THAT'LL* slow everybody down... so I have to wait a while. #11822 | |
| Hehehe, if I could access the server to upload it all, you'd be the first in line to slowly watch them load. #11824 | |
| Aint It Cool News. www.aint-it-cool-news.com #11827 | |
| As long as we kicked WCN's ass, who's counting? #11828 | |
| So if we have to archive past them we can have a big 'Movie Trailers Available Here!' at the top. #11832 | |
| But I took all the pictures and wrote an update. And I got an update ready with all the pics I took from the old movie site for sometime in the near future <G> #11834 | |
| Hehehe, yeah, it was depressing. #11835 | |
| We;;/// tjere #11836 | |
| I'd get rid of the extra one... except some people are probably downloading it right now. #11837 | |
| Stupid Russians, we should be on Mars by now #11838 | |
| His mail was to you, afterall. Me and Chris already did #11839 | |
| Luckily the major gaming sites are mirroring the trailer for us now. #11840 | |
| They're spending money maintaining a server for us, we should be thankfull... #11841 | |
| We all wish we had some money. #11842 | |
| CIC is still slow... old mail still arriving... #11844 | |
| Yeah, and complimented by a bunch of freaky gaming sites #11845 | |
| Oooh, hits from the Russian Federation #11849 | |
| IT's odd that it's in the Confed Handbook. #11851 | |
| I... guess... after I get confirmation from Neil... #11852 | |
| ANd I'm still worried about that, because you have to stay for a while... #11853 | |
| Oh, well, I'm planning on graduating medical school in eight years, so I could probably take care of you myself.. #11855 | |
| My dad was a nurse... a long time ago... and he won't be there... #11856 | |
| Oh, and I spelled his email addy wrong, so I'm sending it again. #11861 | |
| Nah, don't forward it, I'm depressed already. #11862 | |
| If you see only one movie this year... See the one with her: http://www.wcmovie.com/images/castpics/burrows_casual.jpg #11864 | |
| Hmm, paste the everything fixed thing. #11866 | |
| And how did we almost lose the Origin server? Like, they were going to get rid of it, or we almost destroyed it? #11868 | |
| Yeah, and they'd never let us do it/we'd never be able to... #11870 | |
| I saw that, but we stole it from Dan... who stole it from DA. #11871 | |
| So... lets review. * We can go visit Origin. * They're not *THAT* pissed at us. We're okay. #11873 | |
| For one thing... there was no Confed Frigate in WCIII. #11875 | |
| I dunno, he likes to explain every problem with his book. #11877 | |
| That was why I called it an easter egg. #11878 | |
| So... 10 dollars says that when we go to Origin somebody drops a cloth sack over our heads and whacks us with a broken stick... Anyway, we have a problem, now. Ahhh, crud, have to reset, anybody there? Chris, when you get back, stay back -- I need to talk to you asap, brb #11879 | |
| Had to put in a tape... if they air another, I'll catch it #11881 | |
| Dan said no posters. But he also said commercials soon #11882 | |
| Hehe... anyway, the problem is transportation #11883 | |
| Lemme update the existance of commercials, taping now #11884 | |
| Origin isn't really in Austin... it's like outside Austin... #11886 | |
| My mom drove me. #11887 | |
| He's like the nicest guy there is <G> #11891 | |
| Dunno where that is. #11892 | |
| Oh, you got cc'd by Neil too. #11893 | |
| Possibly, how long is it? #11896 | |
| Nah, it has lotsa cool new stuff. Check out the Dralthi ramming scene #11897 | |
| When I update w/ the full thing I'll update and ask. #11898 | |
| SOmebody leaked the old one. #11899 | |
| Why isn't nedstats loading? #11901 | |
| Mailed tracer, told him to shut IceBoy up. #11902 | |
| That's an Exeter, Johnny, a SWCeet Exeter #11904 | |
| Well, we're sending a CIC NewsTeam(tm) to Austin next month, they can do it for you <G> #11905 | |
| Holy crap, I'm 11 seconds lagged to myself... that's impossible... #11906 | |
| What? What did I just miss about my intelligence and being better than me? #11907 | |
| That was sooo f'd up, I was lagged to myself. #11908 | |
| Did you hear me say that what you showed me the other day was an Exeter? #11909 | |
| Maybe this is why I can't load the CIC. #11910 | |
| I should switch to bellatlantic and use both channels... #11911 | |
| Except I'd have to go into the other room and fool with the server #11912 | |
| Wow, CaptJohnny's reverted to WC Movie mode... #11914 | |
| We should love the WC movie the same way we would a horribly deformed child. #11915 | |
| (in the hopes that we can sell it to a freak show or circus...) #11916 | |
| What if you could have the same conversation, in different universes? #11917 | |
| Hehehe, that was because Johnny and I were /amsging all of that. #11918 | |
| Dan-from-Dan's has gotten tickets... #11921 | |
| Erm, his plane TICKET. #11924 | |
| he got tickets from DA leaving on the 11th and getting back on the 12th morning. #11925 | |
| I've got to leave on the 14th... #11926 | |
| But my problem is Hades staying till the 15th. #11927 | |
| Hehehe... are you sure? #11928 | |
| I don't sound that old. And I have a cold. It'd be like the time you called me. #11929 | |
| Yeah, CHris would be better . #11930 | |
| You want to get in on the 10th? #11932 | |
| No, 10 is best... #11933 | |
| So... what time in AUstin on the 14th are you leaving? #11934 | |
| That's quite a while... #11935 | |
| Maybe you should just come home with me and then fly back to ENgland from here <G> #11936 | |
| Where's your connecting flight, anyway? #11937 | |
| Oh. So not Atlanta. #11938 | |
| Actually, why is the trailer a CIC exclusive? Ye gods, even Gamespot has it. #11940 | |
| Hehe... anyway... what do you have to do to find out if you can go, Hades? #11943 | |
| Hey, I changed what to 'high res' and 'ultra res' . #11944 | |
| Can *anybody* load the CIC? #11945 | |
| Are you coming over to learn html or not? #11949 | |
| Hehehe, he tried to 'make' a CGI-BIN by adding a directory called CGI-BIN... #11951 | |
| Its "Si" spelled wrong #11952 | |
| I'm getting 5.2 #11954 | |
| You're going to where he is. #11955 | |
| This is *LIKE* the MTV one... but it's not the same... #11958 | |
| My sister just came in... #11960 | |
| Didn't measure it, but it's about 2km long #11963 | |
| Erm... anyway... we should work with Johnny to set up some way to update the CIC from Austin. #11966 | |
| You think we should get Neil Young a 'sorry your name sucks' card or something? #11968 | |
| It's on 'SPACE' too, for you Canadian freaks #11971 | |
| but then you can download it now too #11972 | |
| YAY!!!!!!!!!! #11975 | |
| The CIC got a hit from porn.com!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #11976 | |
| I mean, jeeze Had, if you lived in pr0n city with me we'd have you run out of town. #11981 | |
| People are mailing me about the new trailer, must post it ready... #11982 | |
| <Cpl_Hades> Yeah, what I really hate is how Hadrian hasn't done the banscript yet. I mean, like, why is that? Shouldn't he have done it already? | |
| <Hadrian> Yeah, well, the so called 'Cpl' Hades isn't even a real Corporal... #11985 | |
| Yeah, zip it, post it and give me the URL. #11988 | |
| Somebody aop Dan #11989 | |
| KICK ASS, a soundtrack #11991 | |
| Oh, yeah, I was fooling with the clock earlier. #11993 | |
| Hey, Hades, do you have fire alarms in your house? #11994 | |
| And certainly you have a match? #11996 | |
| Okay, I have an idea for waking up your parents... You've probably put all the aforementioned elemnts together already... *but*... what if you... play the tuba REALLY REALLY loud? #11997 | |
| Should be the 15th instead of the 17th. #11999 | |
| I'm going out of town tommorow:/ #12000 | |
| I'll be *HERE*, I'll just be out of town... #12001 | |
| The president's hot daughter... #12002 | |
| God damned FOX sucking sucks... #12003 | |
| Buy a sniper rifle, position yourself outside the X-Toys offices in New Jersey and tell them you want to order 'em direct. #12004 | |
| Yeah, but I haven't seen 'em shut down anybody promoting movies. #12008 | |
| AICN gets over a million hits a day. They notice AICN. #12009 | |
| Actually, I had an interesting chat with Tracer yesterday... #12010 | |
| Because he's Dan Finklestein and if he wants to put up one last site, then I'm not going to stop him... #12012 | |
| * LOAF Includes Confederation Oath of Service! #12013 | |
| De-de-delance De-de-delance! #12014 | |
| Something like "I'm in love with you" would have made more sense. #12016 | |
| You can... defend me from... people... #12017 | |
| He's on crack? #12018 | |
| I'm just hiding from Brazillian brackheads and CBF. #12019 | |
| They're probably too stupid to check my idle time, I guess. #12020 | |
| I need to put that latest mirrors list inthe files section... #12021 | |
| Yall vote for WC at the ATFWPoll? #12022 | |
| Hehehe, but AIWCN would look cool. #12025 | |
| There are a million places mentioning us. #12026 | |
| No, did you see the new 'My Little Pony'?. #12027 | |
| Yeah, its in the COTD. #12028 | |
| Wow... that... really... sucks... #12029 | |
| You wanna release your version of the site now? #12030 | |
| Probably never even heard of 'Wing Commander' . #12031 | |
| You know... you can't get blood from a sponge -- unless it's sucked in a diver. #12033 | |
| Corey Pennington isn't really necessarily gay. Just girly. #12034 | |
| Okay... lemme remind you... Whenever we do that we get ANNOYING people. #12036 | |
| Yeah... and his father is probably like Lord Sir Joseph Pennington who wants his son to grow up to be a great prizefighter -- but Corey is only interested in horses and playing the violin... #12037 | |
| Okay... Dan... what if you just change the stuff... and don't tell him you did anything. #12039 | |
| Wow... you think we can beat the crap out of him at the premiere? #12040 | |
| Maybe you should report the incompetance of Mister Pennington to somebody. #12043 | |
| I have a 12 page paper due on Friday:/ #12045 | |
| ANd thus the CIC becomes even more of a bitch to load... #12049 | |
| Any word on going to the US, Hades? #12051 | |
| Hehehe, there was something at DansCZ that said you could buy tikcets. #12054 | |
| If they try and Fox us we'll Neil them . #12056 | |
| What ever happened to those confused GMS guys? #12058 | |
| Yeah, the GMS people were stupid, stupid people. #12062 | |
| It stands for Derivative Angular Nano Movie Store . #12063 | |
| The last bunch or all the CGI ones? #12064 | |
| Hehehe, aside from the fx ones. #12067 | |
| ''Can-adia, I do believe I've failed you...'' #12070 | |
| Hehehe, and then the new guy replaced it with a picture of yellow. #12071 | |
| Oh, since I didn't care, the FX pics are still in the archive;) #12073 | |
| Whatshisname said that it'd take time to get it back to normal speeds #12075 | |
| Nooo, we just got lots of people downloading lots of trailers <G> #12080 | |
| Chris... wanna archive to one day? #12081 | |
| How's that archive coming, crid? #12083 | |
| I dunno where to get a message board... #12086 | |
| lets make our own IRC client... We can call it bIRCh... #12092 | |
| Isn't it just called the Hercules LC? There's no number is there? #12093 | |
| AFAIK there's no designation... #12094 | |
| I'm sure there's not, somebody check please? #12095 | |
| and the 'international' trailer is 2 minutes is because it can be shown in international theaters. #12099 | |
| Hmmm, does Psych realize that Young Hitler was a joke? #12100 | |
| Erm, it won't be until after the movie is out. #12101 | |
| Hey, I'll be towards the back of the line for the first show, but I'm still not excited about it. #12102 | |
| It's the perfect date movie, Chris... you can see it on any date between late May of this year and January 2033... #12103 | |
| Yeah, I've done enough updates today. #12104 | |
| I'm 18 years old. I've seen thousands of Star Wars trailers -- they're unavoidable. #12106 | |
| This also means that *all* those unnamed fleet carriers are prolly Concordia class. #12107 | |
| The Mon Cal cruisers from ROTJ looked like shit. and not in a bad way -- they actually looked like shit... #12109 | |
| Well we've got to do something. #12112 | |
| Only mention of the Academy is Blair having served on the Formidable. #12113 | |
| Oh, just !LNuke the guy. #12114 | |
| * LOAF sets mode +GetSome Trelane #12115 | |
| "I fail to comprehend your inquisition sir! I assure you I mean you no maelevolence!" #12118 | |
| Just kindly pointing out some of the glaring errors? #12122 | |
| Hehehe, can I pllllease have his email addy? #12123 | |
| coreyp@digitalanvil.com #12124 | |
| A lot of it was true, though. #12126 | |
| Find mine! I dare you! #12130 | |
| I can't believe I actually posted before Chris... That's so freaky... #12131 | |
| Hmmmm, now, honestly, doesn't the CIC need a babes of WC section ? #12132 | |
| *snif* I wish there were an Origin CZ archive #12134 | |
| Me too, but his email addy changed at some point. #12135 | |
| And yet... Archmedial Dynasty II hasn't rocked our worlds... #12138 | |
| WCN was what Wizzass called *EVERYTHING HE DID* for about a year. #12140 | |
| Are you escorting anything that has torpedoes? #12141 | |
| http://www.accomodata.co.uk/marmite.htm In troubled times, when a decent, well-balanced meal is hard to come by, MARMITE has been viewd as an essential food supplement. MARMITE isn't really a food? #12142 | |
| * Bandit_LOAF raps with Delance #12143 | |
| Erm, but why did 7's parents know about the Borg 10 years before they were first on TNG? #12144 | |
| I think they're just insults "Hey Beezer, GET A SPELLING PROGRAM!" #12145 | |
| Hehehe, well, that was like the Varni. #12146 | |
| Yeah, that was sort of... my idea... #12148 | |
| Yeah, I told tracer we'd have # things next month #12149 | |
| Damsh #12150 | |
| Does it say "PikaPikaChu" when I do that? #12151 | |
| Oh, I compacted the iamges on the frontpage a bit. #12152 | |
| Crap, I prolly de-archived, too, which days should I delete? #12153 | |
| Dash. Wanna archive another day? #12155 | |
| Hmmm... well, there are two days left on the front page. #12156 | |
| We can archive yesterday <G> #12157 | |
| Uhoh, did we get mentioned at slashdot? #12158 | |
| Uhoh, did we get mentioned at slashdot? #12159 | |
| You 'ave caller ID, Chris? #12160 | |
| How do you know when to away yourself during a phonecall? #12161 | |
| Had to go see a man about a whale. #12162 | |
| THe first Borg episode was TNG Season 2 #12163 | |
| 10 years, according to the stardate given in the 2 hour movie. #12164 | |
| Erm, 7's parents were borg-chasing 10 years earlier... #12165 | |
| And that's 10 years before TNGS2. #12166 | |
| Yeah... they were looking for the borg... #12169 | |
| "Captain Ian St. John was the maverick of the Tiger's Claw." - Colonel Peter Halcyon defines irony. #12171 | |
| But it's still a telephone and people still use it to communicate. #12173 | |
| But they prolly used one of those nifty Borg Probes (tm) to send back the people they assimilated... #12175 | |
| What are we supposed to take the base out with, anyway, Colonel? #12176 | |
| Hmm...that #wingnut hadrionic crap could be topicable.. what you think, ace? #12177 | |
| Yes, CaptJohnny works at OSI, he was the designer for WCP and SO... #12179 | |
| Yeah... maybe people found our files and are downloading them all. #12180 | |
| Kevin said it'd take a little while for it to cool down... #12181 | |
| And I'm missing my WCPGold:~( #12182 | |
| Hey, add the Behemoth to the size chart. #12183 | |
| Erm, Confederation class dreadnoughts and Concordia class carriers should be on it... #12184 | |
| Tom was the a-hole #12186 | |
| Your in Canada, you can throw things at the US. #12190 | |
| The problem is that we're running out of time. #12191 | |
| You writing a letter to senator Reid right now? #12192 | |
| It's better than calling them Ajax class. #12194 | |
| The Sheffield was an Unknown class destroyed. #12198 | |
| I mean, what's the connection: Bengal, Tiger's Claw, Kipling, Exeter, Trafalgar, Kyoto, WOlfhound. #12200 | |
| Forstchen made up Wolfhound... <G> #12201 | |
| Oh, Eagle's Talon, too, that's a Bengal #12203 | |
| I dunno, I wouldn't want to serve on a ship named Peter... #12204 | |
| I don't mean time for you. #12206 | |
| Yeah, you're a Canadia-an, there's no law against not wearing clothes.. #12207 | |
| Write me something to send you... #12209 | |
| That's Chris' script. #12210 | |
| I'm just working on the script. #12213 | |
| What file is the top of the CIC? #12217 | |
| Yeah, one thing I never understood about all the criticism of SAAB was that people complained about the marines fighting on both the ground and in space... but that was the frickin' basis of the show. #12219 | |
| Haha, check out McCubbin's education. #12221 | |
| Hehehehe, note that 'E-4' instead of the actual rank is given... #12223 | |
| """"""""""""""""""""""""""><ChrisReid> <"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" #12225 | |
| Maybe they'll do a WCMovie animated series. #12226 | |
| He's definatly on brack... #12231 | |
| Oh, Alan and Janice Netscape? #12232 | |
| Wow, I was gonna go ride some topless blonde amazons with some lions... #12234 | |
| There's a Gay club at school... I tried to start a Not-Gay club on the assumption that everyone else would automatically have to join... #12235 | |
| You're all wrong. The best part of the movie is OBVIOUSLY Kalralahr Bokoth nar Kiranka. I just hope he takes of his photonically charged crystalline power supply and shows us his Dor-Chak... #12236 | |
| Yeah. Chris, Hades and I are going to Austin... #12237 | |
| It'd be weird if you tracked down the guy and he either a) turned out to be Chris or b) turned out to be a dark-you constructed out of antimatter or something #12238 | |
| Then you could either be in a situation where you... - have to decide whether or not to turn in Chris. or - Have a huge battle with alt-Byydo, destroying buildings and worlds. #12239 | |
| It was even slower this morning. It's freakyweird #12240 | |
| Mistuh Reid -- he dead. #12242 | |
| So, figured anything about about the trip? #12245 | |
| I'm still waiting to hear a definate confirmation from these people, though. Maybe I should mail the attache woman... #12246 | |
| Erm... attache... assistant... person... Neil Young told her to help me but she hasn't, so I figure I should bug her... #12247 | |
| Who is she? What's her job? #12248 | |
| Erm, because I don't know how? #12249 | |
| Just tell them you're working on Maniac Missions. #12250 | |
| Wow, you have an insulting similar name for everything... #12251 | |
| Telep, Dan and Johnny are all lined up #12256 | |
| Oh, speaking of which, Dan did actually have a porn site. #12259 | |
| I asked and he told me about it... <G> #12260 | |
| Somebody ask in the channel and see what he says. #12261 | |
| So are you gonna do it? #12263 | |
| Dan's story and the fact that I got salt in my eyes moved me to tears. #12264 | |
| You should probably be honored that so many people visit your board. #12265 | |
| Yes... send a check for 40 dollars to The Soundtrack Consortium, care of Ben Lesnick... #12266 | |
| The pokemon DVD & VHS casettes have the full pokeraps! #12268 | |
| Oh, okay, I'll make an mp3 someday... #12269 | |
| Chris is making his own pr0n... #12270 | |
| I am too... and so is Splat... #12272 | |
| Yeah, hypothermically #12273 | |
| And we can wh00p some pennington ass;) #12274 | |
| I didn't say that. Excep the Chris' favorite part... #12276 | |
| I dunno, I think high powered developer Ben Lesnick would have to venture out of his corner office, head down to the DABasement and open up a can of whoopass if Corey hadn't done what he'd said when he'd said it... #12278 | |
| I guess in theory it could be a round building that hovers over the ground like so many futuristic cities... #12281 | |
| Oh, yeah, Byyd, that picture's for you <G> #12283 | |
| Hehe, she said she was going to make a dead one... #12284 | |
| I share a room with my brother:/ #12285 | |
| Wow, that sucks:/ You go from a guy with porn to a guy with a picture of a church... #12286 | |
| I'll probably have some freaky when I get to UT:/ #12287 | |
| I've taken six credits of sciences. Not once has anyone ever actually read a lab conclusion... #12290 | |
| Well, I went downstairs and then decided not to... #12295 | |
| Can I post that ships thing, Jibbo? #12296 | |
| Apparently it was 'Very well designed ' ? #12297 | |
| Lemme write a few pointless updates. #12298 | |
| There's a *lot* of mail:/ #12303 | |
| Hmmm, Goodwin is on it now. #12306 | |
| Everything I do is pornographic... #12308 | |
| I told him that if he's still a fan, there's a standing spot on the CIC staff... #12309 | |
| Well, I suppose that WC should be officially proclaimed dead:/ #12310 | |
| I love Chris Graf! #12311 | |
| When I was there, all eight of the people who liked Bioforge were protesting... #12313 | |
| Sure, that's what we tell people. #12314 | |
| Well... lets not panic just yet. #12315 | |
| Whos office is a hole in the basement? Boomer or Graf? #12316 | |
| Oh. His office is pretty cool, though... all the offices at Origin were huge... #12317 | |
| He coded the postcards himself. #12321 | |
| I fish there was something we could do for Johnny... #12325 | |
| If Hades doesn't come... maybe we should give the ticket to Johnny... #12326 | |
| Well, we were thinking that if Hades can't come that before we give it to somebody else... we should ask Johnny... #12328 | |
| Can you please tone that down? I reccomend adding "fucking" between your and lungs. #12329 | |
| You don't have permission to access /images/ on this server. #12331 | |
| Chris Graf is my favorite Origin person now, I guess:/ #12332 | |
| Haesslich faces FIRE! #12333 | |
| Wow, check out WCN. #12334 | |
| Hehehe, you know why that is? #12335 | |
| Has to be original, apparently. #12337 | |
| Hehehe, anybody see King of the Hill? #12338 | |
| Yeah... I'm glad somebody is finally dealing with the serious threat of Dolphin rapists. #12339 | |
| I decided to be anti-anti-microsoft... because I hate those people who go "windoze$$$ ruined my life!!!! If I didn't have windoze$$$ I'd use LINUX and my life wouldn't be ruineded!!!!" #12340 | |
| If LINUX is so much better than Windows... Why don't these people just use LINUX instead of Windows? #12341 | |
| I have a LINUX box... but I don't use it for anything other than connecting to the 'net... #12342 | |
| I like capitalizing LINUX... #12343 | |
| Yeah, Chris Graf so kicks Corey Pennington's ass... #12344 | |
| Wow, I have like ten and they're all hooked together... #12346 | |
| and then the police never came, so they sent everybody back in... and now all the administration people are in trouble for doing that. #12348 | |
| the principle announced "Now, you all must understand that the first thing on my mind is my safety. Your! Your safety!" #12350 | |
| When I was in elementry school the boiler room exploded and they sent us to high school for a week... #12351 | |
| I called UT to ask if I could drop my extra classes and they said I could... #12352 | |
| Hehehe... I don't like molecular bio that much, maybe cellular bio or genetics or something... #12353 | |
| Sir Corey Pennington the III, at your service, m'lord. #12356 | |
| He's a nice guy... he seems like my age, though... #12358 | |
| You... don't date much? #12360 | |
| Oh, every moron who can left a gun to their own head is an anti-Microsoft person. #12361 | |
| Being anti-Microsoft is about as easy as realizing that astronaut icecream isn't real food... #12362 | |
| All you need is some incredibly unwitty overused pun. #12363 | |
| New York is part of Canada, with all those waterfalls and everything... #12364 | |
| Linux is for all the people who want to go "I use Linux! I know freakish commands that aren't the same as yours! I must have a much higher IQ!" #12366 | |
| "It took six years, but I finally ported ICQ to Linux! My life is a success!" #12368 | |
| * LOAF throws a shiny object into the channel #12369 | |
| Hehehe, well, all that said, I have a Linux machine. #12370 | |
| Buffy's in that new movie that's going to compete with WC... #12371 | |
| There's a premature stop codon in one of my genes that codes for collagen... #12372 | |
| Back... I'm considering putting the script online after the movie comes out... #12373 | |
| I've been working on typing it up. #12374 | |
| Wow, we hate people... #12376 | |
| Wow, I hated Night:/ #12379 | |
| I absolutely love the poem that Things Fall Apart's title is from, it rocked seeing it in WCIV. #12382 | |
| Awwww, I want people to know what I'm talking about when I say that Warner's line was written for McDowell. #12384 | |
| He's a ctrl freak... which was funny when I said it the first time.. #12385 | |
| Oh, I'm lying, it was never funny. #12386 | |
| "Dear Mister Finkelstein. I do not give out nude pictures of myself. Please stop asking. Love, Magali Guidasci." #12387 | |
| Betcha she's that woman fixing a cat... erm, but what'd she say? #12388 | |
| Think that was Chris Roberts? #12389 | |
| I need him to make this wav into an mp3... #12390 | |
| It'd be a much smaller mp3. #12392 | |
| Not *ALL* of yesterday! Origin's web guy is so much better than DA's web guy... (G) #12393 | |
| Hehe, but Chris Roberts wrote the script and Chris Roberts directed and it's Chris Roberts first time. #12394 | |
| Basically some other guy wrote the script a long time ago (1996 or so) and Chris completely redid it... #12395 | |
| There has never been a clear distinction between SF/Navy. #12396 | |
| Erm, the only capships in WCIII we have classes for are the carriers <G> #12398 | |
| She got demoted after being shot down in the end of the movie . #12400 | |
| There were certainly Fralthi 2's during the war <G> #12401 | |
| Okay... do me a favor, target a Fralthi II and tell me what comes up on your targetting VDU . #12402 | |
| Hehe, bear with me. What do you see when you target it? #12403 | |
| No, what do you see the silouette of? #12405 | |
| Uhm, I'm going to ignore you now... #12406 | |
| No it doesn't. #12407 | |
| The Fralthi II is a section of the WC Kruiser. But the Fralthi II doesn't have any of the back section... #12408 | |
| Agreed. But now target the Fralthi II. #12409 | |
| You get a siloutte of a ship that has no back section. #12410 | |
| Whenever we target a sliced up bug ship or a blown up Vesuvius we get the full picture from the warbook. #12411 | |
| Watch the Miday get her bridge or her hangars blown off, they're still on the little diagram. #12412 | |
| The Karga didn't have any of those. #12417 | |
| And the most advanced class of carrier the kats can build doesn't have the same level of tech as a common cruiser. #12418 | |
| The ships in WCIII aren't literally thicker... they just have stronger metals... #12420 | |
| *insert Clinton definition joke here* #12421 | |
| I think they credited everybody who sent in suggestions for the map back when wingcommanderprophecy.com sucked. Erm, it's worth noting that WCP was released *before* we started the CIC. (Well, we were WCHS drones... #12424 | |
| Hehehe, I had way more than 8 last week;) Erm, but they're concerned about something and I have to go for three nights so they can do more tests... #12427 | |
| School got skipped today on account of me wanting to finish the term paper from hell... #12428 | |
| So I can't report on the premiere or any of the WC movie release stuff:/ #12430 | |
| Hehe, wouldn't it be freaky if your hotwheels had little drag races at night? #12432 | |
| <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> <LOAF> #12433 | |
| Yeah, Delance said we had to kick you... #12434 | |
| Dude: They cannot be the same ship because the warbook images for ship classes never change. #12435 | |
| I'm not blind, yet. I *SEE* that they have the same front... #12440 | |
| Oooh, alien comm station and part of the stellar accretion device. #12441 | |
| What's your point? VDU images have never matched up exactly. #12442 | |
| Yes, I see that it's the same front as the fucking WCIII ship. You've only said that three thousand two hundred and seven times. #12443 | |
| I finished The Term Paper from Hell (tm)... #12447 | |
| and now I can harass Dan on the flight from Atlanta to Austin. #12450 | |
| You could eat a baby on how quiet it is here. #12451 | |
| You like doubled the Canadian Armed Forces... #12452 | |
| Great... anything not bad? #12455 | |
| Oh. Would you object to the mistreatement of midgets in a comical, potentially circuslike fashion? #12457 | |
| Me either... I guess on the plus side... it'll let us do one hell of a complete encyclopedia. #12460 | |
| Yeah... we should try and set up some emergency contingency plan in case they don't want us anymore #12461 | |
| So you have the same fear I do? #12464 | |
| Erm, yeah, I know. It's just unusual to see you acknowledge your prescence. #12465 | |
| I personally wouldn't worry about our email adress'... #12467 | |
| Well, we need a full backup... #12468 | |
| And we need an emergency contingency server... #12469 | |
| Because it looks like they may be trying to purge themselves of WC... #12470 | |
| Not that we can say in this channel. #12471 | |
| Hmmm... we should mail Boomer's home address and ask what he thinks about this... #12472 | |
| Hehehe, I'm seeing it with Chris... #12474 | |
| I suppose that if Origin ends WC... #12477 | |
| can you save the full movieshots? #12478 | |
| I suppose that if Origin ends WC... There won't be that much WC News to report... #12479 | |
| But then of course, we would have to take over the remaining fan community. #12481 | |
| So wcnews.com will always have some point. #12483 | |
| Hehehe, well, I'm hoping to conduct an extensive survey of women in the near future... #12484 | |
| Yeah... we'd do what all the crazy sci fi people who've had their shows taken away do:() #12485 | |
| Hehehehe, I'm in the same situation as Phoenix <G> #12486 | |
| Hehehe, they kept ST alive until it got brought back. #12487 | |
| Maryland needs more snow... #12488 | |
| Hehe, I'm considering a road trip to the east to see if I can find some of those WC toys... #12490 | |
| Your a Canadiaan, Had, snow is a constant... #12491 | |
| Well, at least there'll be toy Rapiers an Dralthi... #12494 | |
| Maybe a new vision is what WC needs <G> #12495 | |
| Maybe we're part of that new vision... #12496 | |
| But stickers are mans best friend... #12502 | |
| Texas shirt. #12503 | |
| We ALL serve Origin:P #12507 | |
| Origin? They fired Captain Johnny, I'm fucking smarter than Origin. #12508 | |
| I'll bet Chris is really popular at parties... #12509 | |
| I mean, really, he's always wearing a cool suit or something... #12510 | |
| You *REALLY* need an mp3 of that... so we don't have to suffer through it... #12511 | |
| Speaking of Tux's, Dan said not to wear one. #12512 | |
| What does this have to do with Johnny? #12514 | |
| Wait, what are you telling Johnny about us? #12515 | |
| Did you find a gun at ebay? #12517 | |
| Hey, kickass, check your mail newsies #12519 | |
| I guess I should update about this? #12521 | |
| The scout was seen twice in WCIII, and it's a modified transport. #12523 | |
| I'm not sure wether Jess is a guy or a girl... #12524 | |
| I'm waiting until he updates his site to update mine... #12525 | |
| Hey, I have an exciting update about how there are WC movie posters now... #12527 | |
| If Charles Babbage jumped off a cliff, would you? #12528 | |
| Or Chris *REALLY* cut it down. #12530 | |
| Yeah, Chris just forgot about the fact that he talks about flying w/ Iceman in WCP. Hawk flew off the 'Claw... #12531 | |
| Well... look at it from an optimists point of view... at least they didn't say "A thin red line of heros" #12533 | |
| There's a quasar in the Sol system, Johnny, didn't you know ? #12534 | |
| Yeah, there was a Quasar in... Loki? #12537 | |
| "Freddie Prinze Jr gets his shirt torn a lot" #12541 | |
| Hmmm, pornography and topography should go together... #12544 | |
| What did he tell you when you interviewed him? #12546 | |
| I don't know yet, I haven't gotten the ticket yet. #12547 | |
| I got a cane... now I can pretend to be blind and cars will stop for me and stuff. #12548 | |
| You've said that like dickity six times... #12550 | |
| Well, if Hades doesn't come, and you don't come, we'll give the ticket to Johnny so he doesn't have to date a guy... #12551 | |
| Wow, you're an anti-deathlok #12553 | |
| Maybe they were upgrading it with Chrisproof software:/ #12559 | |
| Yeah, now I can afford all that sold gold jewelry I'm always dressing my cats in... #12560 | |
| Wow, somebody injected you with stupid? #12563 | |
| My news server was f'd up this morning:/ #12564 | |
| Its not showing any posts at all. #12565 | |
| Well, that'd rock, but why does Johnny think that? #12566 | |
| Hmmmm... that would kick so much ass... #12567 | |
| Think we should keep people updated on Starlancer stuff? Maybe have a starlancer section... #12568 | |
| Yeah, Starlancer isn't for a while... #12569 | |
| Yeah, the FDA would get medeval on their asses if they put urine in it. #12572 | |
| I remember the time they put urine in peanut butter cups... #12573 | |
| Urine probably tastes a lot like water. Ask Hades. #12574 | |
| Heh, fight the power! #12575 | |
| Hmmm... I dunno, I suck at distances. Distance wise it's not far at all, but to get there you have to go on 360, which is the road that loops the city... #12577 | |
| Freaky. I was out until I got back... but... #12579 | |
| You nigga's aint not gonna take no shit! #12580 | |
| HMmm... I'd like a red one. #12582 | |
| I need a working one. #12583 | |
| Sure they are. They bring light! #12584 | |
| LIGHT, LIGHT, DAMN YOU! #12585 | |
| No real human would do that... #12587 | |
| // Whenever ChrisReid is offscreen, all the characters should be asking "Where's ChrisReid?" #12590 | |
| We never see the results of Corporate Surveys #12592 | |
| Not really... I mean, there was the Prophecy survey and the music survey... #12593 | |
| So Bob hope doesn't retire until the 2150's? #12594 | |
| Oh, now there are two... #12597 | |
| Hehe, and I'd be very pissed if it didn't.... #12598 | |
| Why, just the thought of Freespace makes me sick... #12600 | |
| as I pointed out earlier... an insult would be like "you hurt kittens!" #12603 | |
| I don't know whether or not you hurt kittens, so that's an insult. #12604 | |
| Now, I know that you're a pathetic little kid, therein, calling you a pathetic little kid is the truth. #12605 | |
| I wouldn't WANT to know you. You're an egotistical arrogant little bleep. #12608 | |
| Hace, I did Stalin. #12609 | |
| Oooh, I haven't used my vibrator in forever... #12610 | |
| And Dan's not talking:o They're probably getting it on... #12612 | |
| Ooooow, my stomach hurts:/ I hate it when this happens, it's like the time I ate two pretzels at the mall... #12613 | |
| Oh yeah? Would a 'weirdo' enjoy throwing birds at rocks? #12614 | |
| Yeah, I'll probably be hanging around the airport with a big Chris Reid sign... #12616 | |
| Hehehe. Chris, did you ever contact Boomer about visiting on Friday? #12618 | |
| A female internet friend? #12619 | |
| Because there's no way out of Austin. #12621 | |
| Anyway, I haven't done any updates today, I should. #12624 | |
| That's gonna be one heck of a party... #12626 | |
| Yeah, all 39 of the That 70's Show fans now have the option of seeing the movie. #12628 | |
| It looks much cooler on the bigscreen TV downstairs than it does on the little TV in my room... #12631 | |
| Yes, Saffron is going to be at the premiere... #12632 | |
| Which was rather embarassing at Origin, Boomer told me I should go get some coffee... #12633 | |
| Yeah. Except I always fuck up when trying to pour liquid. #12634 | |
| If it wasn't me, and wasn't Tre and it was plural, it must have been Byydo and Chris.. #12635 | |
| PIKA-CHU! *****THUNDERSHOCK***** #12636 | |
| I'm allowed to drive, theoretically. #12638 | |
| Hehe, I have a genetic syndrome that caused my retina to detach, Del. #12640 | |
| Well... same chance that I'll go blind in the other eye. #12642 | |
| I dunno, statistically I've got a while. #12643 | |
| So anywhere in my body that uses collagen has problems. #12645 | |
| Wow, Chris... if you'd only had Dan's machine... #12650 | |
| Some people have horrible ones that makes their faces cave in, but mine wasn't that bad... I had reconstructive surgery for the back of my mouth when I was like 1... #12651 | |
| Although, I'm the first person in my family to have it identified in... my brothers and my mother have a lot of the facial features attributed to it, but nothing to prove they have it. #12653 | |
| Yeah, chicks would dig a whale penis... #12656 | |
| So, I suppose I shall bid you all adieu... #12657 | |
| Chicks would definatly dig a meter long penis... #12658 | |
| Here's a bet - he looked over at your computer and saw you in an in-depth discussion about whale sex organs... #12659 | |
| They're basically two games set in the same universe. to take on all aspects of WC's current audience. #12661 | |
| <Payback> ... which... WC... trailer? | |
| <Blair> All of 'em... #12664 | |
| I have no idea, I'm always deleting all the stuff in my inbox. #12665 | |
| What if you already know you suck and are tired of being told? #12668 | |
| Uhm, I'm working at the vet. #12669 | |
| Yay, LOAF's back! Yay! #12670 | |
| Well, have somebody do it, and somebody needs to find us a new hosting service. #12672 | |
| 1) People should cut the insulting Hadrian crap. #12676 | |
| 2) Hadrian should cut the I'm superior because you don't like me crap. #12677 | |
| That's what I'm talking about:P #12678 | |
| Second... we need to find out how we can get a new server and keep our domain name. #12680 | |
| I'm just going to ask what's up #12681 | |
| actually, CHris, you should mail Neil, I'll mail Graf #12682 | |
| A whole bunch of our friends got fired and WC is dying... we have enough to feel sorry for <G> #12683 | |
| That Dude guy is GEY GEY GEY #12686 | |
| I'M TOO BUSY!!!!!!!!!! #12687 | |
| The figures are small, they're SW sized. But compare the Rapier (which has had its prototype around forever. to the concept art of the Rapier... #12688 | |
| Erm, but Generations is the best proof. They had planned some freaky new uniforms for the movie, and ended up not using them... all the figures had weird outfits. #12689 | |
| Mango is the queen of my heart... #12690 | |
| Oh, sweeeet, I thought I had to work tommorow morning, but it's not really until tommorow night #12691 | |
| And I used to call Hhriss 'Khriss'... #12693 | |
| Where's March? #12695 | |
| The Behemoth only blew up one planet. #12696 | |
| Do you have any idea how defeats the purpose 'interactive screensaver's are? #12697 | |
| Wow, that sets off ChrisSCript #12702 | |
| I got some futuristic cars... one of them that looked cool turned out to suck, though:~( #12703 | |
| I like bad jokes:~( #12705 | |
| Hehehe, I'll send him the log here later... #12706 | |
| Maybe it'll look less busy when the counter thing is gone. #12709 | |
| The problem is that it all becomes unbalanced. #12711 | |
| The old image-menu was way too big... #12712 | |
| And a bitch to update <G> #12713 | |
| We used to do it, it just caused it to take even longer to load. #12714 | |
| The problem with the buttons is that the javascript refuses to work with the shtml:/ clickable images is all that'd work. #12715 | |
| I wrote a new merchandise list, I'm gonna graphicize it and pretty it up... #12719 | |
| You're not a mathlete? #12720 | |
| People don't say pedio... #12721 | |
| Hehehe, well, we can remove the pictures since Dan gave us better ones the next day. #12723 | |
| Hmmmm... okay, I know what to do. #12724 | |
| Anyway. Lets remove the article and post a nasty news update advising people who want the article not to email us to get a copy. And we can archive the pictures under a different name so they never know. #12726 | |
| ANd he stopped complaining about the infoburst when you actually got here. #12727 | |
| GRRRR. BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP. #12728 | |
| Had, we don't care how low your self esteem is. Tre, don't provoke Had. #12729 | |
| * LOAF is depressed:/ #12730 | |
| Just stuff... there was this dying cat at the hospital and it got to me. #12731 | |
| Kidney failure <G> I don't usually work with the sick animals, but this was the weekend and they needed me to clean out its area and stuff... #12732 | |
| Yeah, I lost a bunch of dogs to that... long ago. #12733 | |
| * LOAF puffs his cigar #12735 | |
| It's nice to know that I've still got some influence. #12736 | |
| Oh, when I die, Hades will have to take over my auctions... #12737 | |
| Q: How will Y2K affect the CIC? A: Rather than '1999', all dates will read '2000'. #12738 | |
| Mental note: remove Haess from aop list. #12739 | |
| Well, they did announce that there wouldn't be any multiplayer several months before it came out... #12741 | |
| Dash, I need to remember how to make tables. #12743 | |
| I saw it on a... four and a half foot TV... #12744 | |
| Ummm, your last name is MacHott? Do you have a sister? She probably has a promising future career as a Bond girl because of that... #12745 | |
| Erm, I like the Ragu one... and then we can sing that song about Prego tasting the best whenever you use it... #12746 | |
| Wow, Ragu-pathy would be the fear of tomato sauce? #12747 | |
| Johnny said that we'll be able to identify Chris McCubbin by the fact that he smells like hotdogs... #12753 | |
| Has the trailer influenced whether or not you'll see WC? #12754 | |
| Got hates you all, Children. #12755 | |
| Hadrian had the day off, so there's no poll this week. #12756 | |
| Oh, Nancy Lesnick, I guess. #12757 | |
| Which WC Movie Site do you like better? #12758 | |
| No, lets not put the CIC in without updating the CIC's movie site. #12760 | |
| I didn't see it, and you're blind. #12761 | |
| Nah, lets just have Dan vs Them. #12762 | |
| You know what's cool? That entire StarLancer site is just a thing saying that Digital Anvil will give them information about StarLancer. #12766 | |
| Starlancer and Freelancer are different games... #12767 | |
| Well, I have school from 7-11, and I have work from 12-7:30... #12771 | |
| I only have 3-4 classes. #12773 | |
| Where was it in the store? #12776 | |
| Hmmm... I'll see you on thursday, can you pick me up a copy maybe? #12777 | |
| What do you think of our poll, Dan? #12780 | |
| No, I missed a | |
| </font> </tt> </blockquote> . But it's fixed now. #12782 | |
| *-FEAR-* #12783 | |
| She came back after meeting you, she must rilly like you... #12788 | |
| What about the time you travelled back in time and inadvertently saved Hitler's life during WW1? #12790 | |
| So, hey, three days and we're in Austin! #12791 | |
| Well, Had, if it makes you feel better I'll wear that 'Hadrian' shirt I made... #12793 | |
| It's a shirt that says 'Hadrian' spelled wrong on it... #12794 | |
| I actually care a negative amount... which forces me to project anger upon Hadrian... #12795 | |
| Yeah, me too, but they guy who sent it to me called me a 'gaming God', so I figured I had to. #12796 | |
| Hehehe, you'll be pissed. #12797 | |
| Yeah, what does she look like? #12800 | |
| Wow, Michael... Ball... #12804 | |
| Some freak on ICQ is im'ing me #12805 | |
| Sounds like Dana... <G> #12806 | |
| I'd date the Rapiers from the movie, and they're FUGLY... #12808 | |
| Oh, I didn't know you could tell from that picture. #12809 | |
| It's a greek numeral, I believe... #12810 | |
| You know why I wasn't talking to you, Jibbo? Because I don't care... | |
| <H> #12811 | |
| It's part of my code to rule the universe. #12812 | |
| I took the simple-yet-annoying <G> and added 25 more... #12813 | |
| I don't even know if you can nuke me... #12817 | |
| I'm not connected directly through my computer, either, though... #12818 | |
| yeah, like turning urine into ammonia... #12819 | |
| Oh, we've slowly corrupted C777. #12820 | |
| Hehehehe, it's probably a take-off of Byydo's quit... #12821 | |
| Wow, Phantom like the fighter or like the book? #12822 | |
| Well... I don't know what Shalmon means, but I'm guessing it's like salmon. so, what Byydo is saying is that Crid (Chris Reid) should swim upriver... #12823 | |
| Oh, I don't speak Hebrew... #12824 | |
| Hmmm, maybe you should make up something horrible about yourself to scare her away... #12826 | |
| Wow, when I go to college I plan to lock myself in a metal box underwater and avoid all human contact... Its the best way to meet women fish... #12827 | |
| ANyway, I'll be in Texas, women will beg to be in my cool cool metal box... #12828 | |
| You know, at the edge of our universe, all hell is about to break loose... #12829 | |
| I've got to get out of my scrubs and eat, bbs... #12832 | |
| I tell them this every night... #12834 | |
| Hey... I got mail from Chris Roberts... and I got the soundtrack... and nearly died... and went to work... and came back... #12837 | |
| Same here, but anyway, I went out in the snow to get the soundtrack and magazine #12839 | |
| It's an in-joke... #12845 | |
| Anyway, according to Chris Roberts the thing at starwars.com is just because Lucasarts is pissed that FOX is promoting WC with the SW trailer... #12846 | |
| But FOX is only attaching the trailer to SW, without telling Lucas... #12847 | |
| Dallas Snell made some famous organization chart that was his name with a line going from himself to himself... #12848 | |
| Origin guy from the days of yore. #12849 | |
| General Snell in WC2... There's references in a bunch of the old products. #12850 | |
| We can do better than that... and in that vein, I have good/bad news... . #12852 | |
| Hehehe, we're in a different hotel... it's further out of the city, (not as far out as my last hotel)... #12853 | |
| But the good thing is that there's like a bus station right under it, and it's like attached to a mall with a theater... #12854 | |
| Hehehehe, we should ask him first, I guess. #12857 | |
| I don't remember Had, I'll get it later... I'll respond and ask about an interview... I asked Telep... #12859 | |
| You want to buy some WC shirts or cards? A guy mailed me (the guy I bid on some from ebay. telling me that he has lots... #12860 | |
| I don't know, Apoc, I never bought tickets... #12861 | |
| Because I'm supposed to pick up more there if I don't get the previous ones Fed-Exed today... #12862 | |
| Should we look you up when we're in Austin? #12863 | |
| Johnny told us to call him when we're there, and Amy sent me her number to call if I don't get the tickets today... #12866 | |
| I got it... I'm sending Hades notes on stuff... and I'm finally updating the news, I fell asleep earlier... #12868 | |
| I'm worried about Dan from Dan's because they closed National Airport. #12869 | |
| I'm writing something before I leave... a review of the movie experience, I guess. #12872 | |
| I have to be on a plane in about 26 hours.. #12875 | |
| Delance is just strange... #12878 | |
| Hehe, bad reviews be dammed, it's going to kick ass. #12881 | |
| 13 times? #12882 | |
| Eee, morons. erm, mormons #12886 | |
| Yeah, but when I put it there it starts to take up two lines. #12887 | |
| Don't worry, there's a point... <G> Chris Roberts has wayyyy to much free time on his hands;) #12888 | |
| It'll be cool to meet Davies son... if we hook up with him we can follow the cast people back to the party afterwards. #12889 | |
| Wow, that must have reached 11 people... #12892 | |
| Oh. Yeah, I haven't seen it on NBC... #12893 | |
| Of course, there's nothing on NBC in the day... #12894 | |
| I don't know what we do after this. #12895 | |
| They also serve, those who only stand and wait... #12897 | |
| And it came with three invitations with Confed logos to the after premiere party... and a bunch of tickets for free drinks... #12901 | |
| Then you bid enough w/ your account to make Dude pay the maximum amount... then he'll drop it and you won't pay anything for it. #12902 | |
| Yes it does... he can't pay that much money, he'll drop it rather than win... #12903 | |
| Actually, no, a chick bought me and Chris drinks... #12904 | |
| No, that's crap-ass new!speak... we were fighting communism, which was the mentality at the time. #12905 | |
| Oh, I thought it was heyscript #12908 | |
| I'd be more worried to be you in Maryland, you have a crazed stalker-girl here... #12909 | |
| Wow, that's not much of a limo ride:~( #12910 | |
| And it's just for WCians tommorow? #12913 | |
| Hehehe, as long as we stay close to the DAians... #12915 | |
| I dunno, he sounded excited about the movie, so he must not be very close to his dad... #12916 | |
| Yeah, okay. #12917 | |
| Anyway, we got kickass seats... #12918 | |
| Well his Dad's probably already seen the movie... #12919 | |
| So who do we talk to tonight? Chris Roberts and David Warner? #12920 | |
| We have invitations to the post-premiere party at a nightclub. #12922 | |
| Hehehe, actually Amy sent some drink-coupons for us... #12926 | |
| I'll wear a suit jacket so I look older... #12927 | |
| Hey, I've *BEEN* into naked women's places... #12928 | |
| 3000 is what supermovies open with. #12929 | |
| These invitations are sooo coool, they have the confed logo on the front. #12930 | |
| I'd be depressed by all the negative reviews in talkback at AICN... but I've never seen *ANYTHING* positive in talkback at AICN, so whatever... #12932 | |
| Hehehehe... when I get up on Friday, leave the hotel and pick up a bunch of newspapers to read bad reviews of the movie... #12935 | |
| Therein, it will be the best movie ever. #12937 | |
| Yeah. But if you already got one, I could use another. #12938 | |
| Betcha Siskel returns from the dead to dis it:~( #12939 | |
| Erm, at least Yahoo's design is smart. #12940 | |
| These idiots are chatting with themselves, not realizing that Lamont can't fricking hear them. #12942 | |
| Just a suit jacket... and khakis. and possibly an amusing fish tie... #12943 | |
| Todd Moyer is a jerk. #12944 | |
| He's just so creepy and he's acting like he made WC. #12946 | |
| *BS ANSWER APPROACHING AT HIGH SPEEDS* . #12948 | |
| Hmmm, I'm not sure, my mom has the new info... #12950 | |
| Hehehehe, when my mom gets home. #12951 | |
| Oh, Dan wants us to meet him at 6:30 at his hotel... #12952 | |
| Yeah, I told this chick I'd take pictures... so I'd better... #12953 | |
| Sure, why not. They only post a few (intelligent) questions, though. #12954 | |
| AIRPLANES?!?!?!?! You're not thinking of using one of those, are you!? #12955 | |
| I bastard...<G> #12957 | |
| I don't know. I'm not really sure what to do... my mom wants me to stay at the hotel and wait for you there... #12959 | |
| Apparently Dan 'n Chris 'n I are going nightclubbing... #12963 | |
| Hilton Austin North & Towers, or something. No, not yet #12965 | |
| Yeah, or maybe at the mall... #12966 | |
| Not long, I don't think... but maybe you should be at the hotel by 5 or so... and after that I'll go out and look <G> #12968 | |
| Austin 3:16? #12969 | |
| It's next to my hotel. Take Bus #15 and you're there... #12970 | |
| There should be a phone, according to my mom... #12972 | |
| Time to sleep. So begins the adventure. I'll see Chris, Dan and Apoc tommorow... #12973 | |
| Oh well... no sequal, WC ends with the third book, I suppose... #12975 | |
| Yeah, actually there was a kickass review in one of the local Austin papers... it recognized what they were trying to do with the WWII stuff... #12976 | |
| Ahh. I grabbed a bunch of papers, when I get time I'll type them up... #12977 | |
| Yeah, I mean, how many sci fi movies have ever gotten good reviews? #12978 | |
| I honestly have no idea how other WCers couldn't like it... #12979 | |
| and it starts off with Rosie going "Now, if Lt. Dibbles were a woman, he'd still be alive..." #12980 | |
| We couldn't waste a week beating the crap out of them, but you'll spend a week being aware of them? #12982 | |
| I didn't see any actors:/ But I talked to Chris Roberts at the party... #12985 | |
| For a while, and he invited us to DA. #12986 | |
| I asked Eric Peterson that, and he didn't think so... #12987 | |
| Yeah, I borrowed too much going to Austin:/ #12989 | |
| Oh, just in case some select group of morons might imply otherwise... #12990 | |
| Anyway, we were like all running late... or, at least, there wasn't much time between dinner and the premiere... #12992 | |
| So Chris and I and to a lesser extend Dan and his friend and my brother all ate at like the speed of light... #12993 | |
| But we ran into Adam, Johnny, Pete, Chris McCubbin and company... #12995 | |
| And there was some Origin web guy who recognized me from the picture. #12996 | |
| Chris got yelled at by this little old woman for takign pictures, but I'm pretty sure he could have taken her in a fight... #12997 | |
| Anyway, we had the BEST FUCKING SEATS IN THE HOUSE... #12998 | |
| Actually, that's when we met Chris McCubbin, he recognized us from where he was and came down to say hi... #13000 | |
| Neil Young had a crappy seat, but we had the best seats in the house... #13003 | |
| Like, when Maniac and Blair are walking around the flight deck, Maniac goes "I don't see any of the hornets we flew at the Academy..." #13005 | |
| and in the beggining of the Rosie/Maniac landing scene it cuts to Rosie going "now, if Lt. Dibbles were a woman, he'd still be alive..." #13006 | |
| They were checking ID's, so we were worried about getting in... But it turned out all they did was stamp a "MINOR" sign on your hand if you weren't old enough... (since we had the invitations and all, I guess. For some reason, Chris (who's been de-aging, I note. didn't get stamped because he rushed them through... He like showed his ID and they didn't even notice. #13009 | |
| Erm, but the MINOR stamps washed right off inside... #13010 | |
| Anyway, it was cool, it was like this nightclub thing. Richard Garriotte was greeting people... #13011 | |
| He gave us his card and told us to call him on Friday. We felt kind of sorry for him... (more on that later) #13013 | |
| We found Johnny, who was with some Origin guys. He had a kickass Prophecy tie-die shirt with a Vampire on it... #13014 | |
| We found Adam Foshko, who recognized me... we talked to him for a long time. #13016 | |
| He recognized me as the guy who asked the traitor question, and explained that he wants to use Jazz in a WC2 movie... He invited Dan and us to come visit DA the next morning at 12 (because he "doesn't usually come in before 11") #13020 | |
| Gareth Davies told us that they had the movie-intro-map in the DA opening room, and we'd already been planning to sneak in and see it... #13022 | |
| We met the IMGS guys, who were all really cool... #13023 | |
| David Ladyman was like wearing freaky scottish clothes, but he went around introducing me to people... #13024 | |
| And we met Tuesday Frase, and although you can't really tell it from her name, she's hot...<G> #13025 | |
| Erm, but we talked to them and such. After a while we left... #13026 | |
| They showed us the map, which was in the lobby... Da was very open, but DARK... Origin was very light, and closed up... #13030 | |
| We saw all the stuff they used to edit the movie, and the CGI rendering farms and such... and they showed us lots of sketches and shots from the games they were working on... #13031 | |
| We saw Correy Pennington, too... he was working on wcmovie.com, apparently... #13032 | |
| The cockpits kicked ass, they had hands and everything. #13038 | |
| And we saw a mission on this huge screen, which was really neat... very variable... #13039 | |
| We saw a ship firing, which had really cool FX... little shells dropped off... #13040 | |
| We kinda sorta decided that we'd update on this game because as you'll find out soon, WC isn't happening soon... although Eric Peterson said CHris Roberts wouldr eally like to buy the WC license and work on it... #13042 | |
| they're planning three Starlancer games, and Freelancer... Starlancer II is going to have ships you can walk around onboard... and Starlancer III ends with the destruction of the sun, which leads up to Freelancer which is many years later... #13043 | |
| Anyway, we did run into Chris Roberts as we were heading out, he looked rather hung over. #13044 | |
| He was going to meet us at the hotel at 7 and take us somewhere nice... Now... here is where my story virges on the incredible, the fantastic, the unbelivable... Here's where you go to yourself "MY GOD! That can't be true!" #13045 | |
| Chris McCubbin was wearing like a safari outfit. Complete with IGMS safari shirt and one of those explorer hats... and he has a normal wife. #13049 | |
| Anyway, we went to like this sausage restaurant... #13050 | |
| We talked about merchandise... and he is very, very worried that the people doing the cut-away view will not look at his book first and create a continuity problem! Hehehehe... #13052 | |
| Oh, he told us where the error in the book was, too. #13053 | |
| Oh, we examined Johnny's map at DA, it had lots of little systems and notes, but not us:~( #13055 | |
| We bought a little talking pikachu for my sister... #13059 | |
| Oh, and earlier at the airport I found some copies of starlog so I bought 'em... #13060 | |
| We walked around in the sewer a lot... #13061 | |
| There was a mall and a theater near us... And there was a sewer, a swamp and a parking lot between them all... #13062 | |
| But my brother found the sewer quicker, so we'd alk through the sewer to get places. It was odd. Oh, Chris Roberts got his own editing room at his house for the movie... #13064 | |
| He was unfortunately away all day, because a friend of his was having a baby... #13066 | |
| Apparently So was originally supposed to be an addon pack that would lead up to a new game called Shadow Force ('Strike Team', according to EA. *THAT'S* what Boomer's fiction was about, it wasn't SO fiction, but a description of the plot of SF. Ea canned SF beause it'd take too long... after that they started working on 'Multi-Commander'... in which multiple players would go through a plot at once... #13068 | |
| Which also got canned... #13072 | |
| Oh, well, I'm heading out... #13076 | |
| Hey. What's the WC3 Skipper's designation? YM-13A? #13077 | |
| As him about Merlin's voice, as if you didn't know... ask him about WC2... ask him about his response to reviews... ask him about the rumored possibility that DA will be getting the WC rights... ask him about Freelancer.. #13078 | |
| I didn't know he was that short until I saw that picture... #13079 | |
| In fact, he did one about five days ago. #13082 | |
| It kicked ass, I love Austin. #13083 | |
| No... Chris Roberts and Dan the movie guy got drunk, though. #13084 | |
| Yeah, the party was at a place on 6th street, I believe... #13085 | |
| Yeah, Chris Roberts is getting married... #13087 | |
| "I will not sit by while you kill my citizens" sounded just like she'd say "I have to go downstairs and clean the dishes"... #13088 | |
| Oooh, Dan has his update about Austin all done... #13090 | |
| Yep... Chris Roberts told us who it was at the Q&A after the premiere... #13093 | |
| Thre's a darker side to this 'effect'. You assume that simply because Actor X is good looking & popular with the teen-girl-audience that he can't act... #13094 | |
| The sort of jewelry that you can stab people with... #13096 | |
| Well, it's coming out May 5th, retailing at 43 dollars... #13097 | |
| So people can go "Nice cross... you must be ver religious" and I can go "It's not faith, it's genetics" and stab them... #13101 | |
| Why don't you sell some of those women you have? #13102 | |
| I mean... just think... It'd be cooler than having a Klingon Knife... #13103 | |
| I mean, religious idiots can like examine it and PRESTO they're stabmeat... #13104 | |
| May 5th... the day after all the Star Wars crap comes out... #13106 | |
| Hmmm, so, what's up? Should I write an article? #13107 | |
| That I, Bandit Lesnick, invented fire. #13110 | |
| That reminds me. I saw the fattest cat ever today... #13111 | |
| I don't remember. Chris probably has a picture... #13113 | |
| You know I likes it when you speaks to mes, baby... #13115 | |
| Lets save that for when the next book comes out #13117 | |
| Got any pictures back yet? #13119 | |
| Very detailed... nice trading cards come with them, w/ info from the handbook on the back... #13123 | |
| the Kilrathi pants come off so they can sit down. #13125 | |
| Ooooh, 46 is your squadron. #13127 | |
| So you got to pick your email address? #13128 | |
| I... don't ever actually check our CZ much. #13132 | |
| Oh, hey, are you feeling better? #13133 | |
| When you lose a mission do you have to start over? #13137 | |
| I'm working twice tommorow... #13152 | |
| You asked about the T-Bomb and it wasn't YM-13A. #13155 | |
| Wow, you use the International Crab Quasher? #13159 | |
| "And the topic is... the Federalist Papers. No, wait, I'm sorry, that's the topic for regular Jeapordy! which we're taping later today. Your topic is "Horsies". Simply tell me whether or not you like horsies. Remember, there is no wrong answer..." #13160 | |
| Hadrian-The-Kanadrian-Song.mp3 :o #13161 | |
| Then we can simply take a semen sample from you, and compare its genetics to Hades offspring... #13163 | |
| Speaking of Lesbianism, anybody want to buy posters of those h0t guyz from Wing Commander The Movie? #13164 | |
| OH MY GOD, lanced.net is down:o #13166 | |
| according to ChrisReid's Cool Homepage, they're already working on the script for Star Trek IX:o #13167 | |
| I have to work again in three hours:~( #13170 | |
| Ever hear how Akk's job turned out? #13171 | |
| Wow, that 'stock photos' button is painfull~:( #13172 | |
| If I order it overnight shipping... I can get my Pilgrim Cross just in time to wear to graduation. #13173 | |
| That's not what concealed blades means. #13174 | |
| When they say that concealed blades are illegal, it means hiding a huge ass knife in your shirt. #13175 | |
| Erm, but what about Swiss Army Knifes? #13177 | |
| Wow, the people who's pictures are at mirrorimagestudios.com are all pathetic shallow horrible people... #13179 | |
| They *ALL* say that the best part of their senior year was getting their picture taken? #13180 | |
| Wow, that looks like Trelane #13181 | |
| Sounds, you should make sound questions... #13183 | |
| We're only 'ard because of all of the pr0n you bring to #LM-Guild... #13185 | |
| Ship masses in the Wing Commander Movie. #13186 | |
| In the future, a war between the | |
| <1m and the > 1mers will tear the world apart... #13187 | |
| Can you scan the finance picture just to show Hades? #13189 | |
| http://www.wcnews.com/loaf/cicfinance.jpg #13193 | |
| Anything called Naboo looks like a piece of shit. #13194 | |
| That said, anything from Star Wars looks like a piece of shit. #13195 | |
| And if you eat duck, what do you get? #13196 | |
| Hehehe, you know what you shold have done? You should have gotten one of those photoCDs. #13197 | |
| Nah, Lucas doesn't give a shit about that. #13198 | |
| I mean, you can have two million screaming fans in Ewoks movie hats bitching about how they want to see a Victory Star Destroyer... but my money is on the fact that Lucas hasn't even ever heard of them. #13199 | |
| Wow, now lets do a background search on all the people who don't like the WC movie, and find which ones sell chickens... #13203 | |
| Anyway, today in class I go "Grr, I hate Canadians." and this girl next to me turned and said "Wow, you hate Canadians too?" #13204 | |
| Spring break is next week. But I have to work a lot:~( #13205 | |
| You know who I wish would die? Locke... #13206 | |
| Hehe, this just *HAD* to be cross posted to agwc... #13207 | |
| Saffron Burrows played Angel. Now who's 'fagtty'... #13208 | |
| Whenever I try to copy stuff from bl0ckbuster, it doesn't let me:~( #13210 | |
| That Jonny-biatch (spelled JONNY instead of JOHNNY to avoid this being used as the real Johnny's entrance quote) is fast... #13211 | |
| They like kept focusing on Cameron Diaz and she either looked like she was crying or really didn't get it. #13212 | |
| If we meet up with more physics morons... The ulysses cooridore is outside of the galaxy. #13214 | |
| No, the Ulysis Corridor is where Charybdis is, isn't it? #13217 | |
| At my current rate of posting, I might be able to catch up with him by the end of the year.. providing he doesn't get any massive boosts in that time... =\ #13218 | |
| My god, Jonny, we posted it like five minutes ago. Erm, and it's from SNL last week... it was the final question in the Celebrity Jepordy sketch. #13220 | |
| count. Locke: They tried and failed? RML: They tried and died. #13222 | |
| Wow, you scanned the pictures. #13223 | |
| OOooh, mail from the mask-ians... #13224 | |
| Before I read it... I'd like to take a moment of silence... Because I just know in my heart of hearts that this note is going to say... something, but whatever it says, I know that it will not be good. And I know this, because it will be in FULL CAPS. #13225 | |
| And 'The masks is ready' makes us question the meaning of plurality... #13226 | |
| Writing the thing... how do you spell 'kuwait'? #13227 | |
| Okay, I spelled it with an 'e'. #13228 | |
| But I can't, I don't know why:/ Whenever I go to do them I get all depressed and fall asleep... #13229 | |
| Hehe, that said, I just got the WC movie electronic presskit. #13230 | |
| "We don't have a laser gun... we have a GATLING gun"... #13231 | |
| No, no news yet. I did a whole lot of harassing this morning, though... #13234 | |
| Because it's vacation, the kennel people need help... #13235 | |
| Erm, anyway, at some point in June I'm going to Denver and Austin for a while, so I won't be in contact... #13236 | |
| Or you're closet-British #13242 | |
| I never told everybody the horrible story of things that Origin was supposed to do... #13243 | |
| Originally SO was supposed to be an addon pack, and Neil Young screwed it up... #13244 | |
| So they made the Janes people WC people, and killed the WC people who went and started Bootprint and DA... #13246 | |
| Jesus aint kicking no ass tonight, because he isn't fucking undead until tommorow, dolt. #13247 | |
| Well, well, well, Mister Vanhecke... The Consortium is pleased with your efforts in Pakistan. Lets just say some among us weren't expecting such a... messy... end result... #13248 | |
| You know what reminds me of the WC movie? The glory of heaven... #13249 | |
| Yeah... need UPC, number of CD's, EA number... manuals... and date... #13251 | |
| Hmmm, for someone who saw that WC:TR info on NBC, that newsgroup guy sure guessed the exact text to the press release well... #13254 | |
| Wow, Philip Langdale is going to school with me next year:o #13255 | |
| I remember when WCHS got a link from a WCIV hintbook... But it was out of date... #13258 | |
| The main characters of Telep's non WC books are named Chris and Ben:o (Squire and Descent respectively) Hehehe, all these books were written before WC... #13259 | |
| Speaking of people who are responsible for the increasing crime rate in America's urban centers, Tre! #13260 | |
| In the future, I'll hang out with Psych, Captain Johnny and Philip Langdale:~( #13261 | |
| I've always wanted to say "You have no right to pass judgement on me for something that happened before you were even in diapers!" #13262 | |
| Wow, no offense, but dressing up in a trench coat and slaughtering people I don't like sounds like just the sort of thing I'd enjoy... #13263 | |
| Guns don't kill people. Trenchcoats do. #13265 | |
| They also sued porn, you know... #13266 | |
| Crazy people don't kill people, h0t lesbian sex kills people. #13267 | |
| Guns don't kill people, porn does. #13268 | |
| Well, you know, if I ever go on a shooting rampage, suddely I'll be part of the evil Hitler loving "DALnet" Cult... #13270 | |
| I have... created a new acronym! I hope. I'm *SO* sure about the imminent success of this acronym that I've skipped the usual testing regiment and have begun to employ it at agwc. Without an explanation. #13272 | |
| BIKE - Because I Know Everything... it shall replace IIRC in all my posts, since I don't even know what IIRC means. #13273 | |
| Ptth, you don't need English to teach Geography. As long as she speaks the language of maps, you're just fine... #13274 | |
| Now, now, Mister Trelane, don't be too hasty. #13275 | |
| I believe that it is a scientific fact that all ugly old ladies used to be less ugly young ladies... #13276 | |
| Thusly, I think your goal should rather be to de-age the elderly women. #13277 | |
| I may not believe in many things, like God and the existance of babies, but there's one thing I stand by: kill 'em all. #13278 | |
| My mass murderer shrank too, but I was ready to go at it again in a few hours... #13279 | |
| "Most of the sounds you hear are not coming from me!" #13280 | |
| My computer parts came:o #13281 | |
| And I may be offline for a while:~( #13283 | |
| '"It's the greatest series of movies ever made," said Ben Lesnick, a high school senior, who stood in line for horus with his two younger brothers and two friends." #13285 | |
| Oh, got your mail, Johnny had emailed me, saying he didn't think the A-10 people would be doing WCO... it was 'rumored' to him... #13286 | |
| Delance, I can honestly say that a brainsucker will not and can not attack you. #13289 | |
| You should prolly go lie down... #13292 | |
| My news server is like the town slut, everybody uses her to post messages to agwc... #13293 | |
| He uses it when he's mad, and when he's happy and everything... #13294 | |
| Strange that you should mention your brother, since I pulled an ancient skeleton out of pond lake... #13295 | |
| You should have lanced her, using lanced dot net. #13297 | |
| Our legal limit is 32, but it kind of slopes as you go on... #13298 | |
| A Lab-Science-for-Losers class will have the maximum, but like my AP English class has 9 people in it... #13299 | |
| If we're going to go by what it looks like rather than what it is, it's actually a giant crab's claw with great shields, crewed by the Kilrathi... #13301 | |
| But I digress... just finished going through all the random graphics I've collected over the years... like one in four was pictures of Chris... #13303 | |
| I can never figure out automatic razors... #13305 | |
| Was it from that face hugger that thought your arm was a face? #13306 | |
| Suddenly Susan hasn't been too good since right before it premiered... #13308 | |
| He's never let us down in a Star Wars related setting, at least... #13310 | |
| Hmmm... I wonder if there's an officially licensed Jar Jar jar... #13311 | |
| A chick liked my Jar Jar jar idea... #13313 | |
| But then two other chicks didn't like my three way sex idea... #13314 | |
| That's what the media always does... attracts attention to itself by giving you something to get emotional about... #13315 | |
| Ackbar! No, wait... #13316 | |
| You have a dorm like TV's Felicity... In which case, logic dictates that you are TV's Felicity... #13317 | |
| I don't know, she won't even return my calls. #13318 | |
| So who's this hot new fan directorite? #13320 | |
| Hehehe, shouldn't he be in line for Star Wars or something? #13322 | |
| Hadrian can't shit worth rendering:~( #13323 | |
| Including my old email address? #13325 | |
| So what do you *do* in Austin, anyway? #13327 | |
| Hmmm, good thing I don't drive, I guess. #13328 | |
| Because he's crazy? #13329 | |
| I can't believe that GOD DAMNED FUCKING BRAZILIAN FREAK NEEDS A NEW FUCKING AUTOGREET! Who does he think we are? #13331 | |
| And there, is his new autogreet. #13332 | |
| By "buys junk parts" Locke means "replies to month old posts and posts damning spoilers" #13333 | |
| Wesa no like da aces. #13334 | |
| :~( But did not our lord God say unto his people "Thou shalt include obscure Wing Commander references wherever possible!"? #13336 | |
| I search for +Everest +Kennedy and it shows a banner advertising Mt. Everest... #13337 | |
| Many years ago the great British explorer George Mallory, who was to die on Mount Everest, was asked why did he want to climb it. He said, "Because it is there." #13338 | |
| Well, space is there, and we're going to climb it, and the moon and the planets are there, and new hopes for knowledge and peace are there. And, therefore, as we set sail we ask God's blessing on the most hazardous and dangerous and greatest adventure on which man has ever embarked. #13339 | |
| Russia had their own equivalent of Apollo that was supposedly going to beat us there in a matter of hours... but the launch got scrapped or something. #13342 | |
| It's one of those things conspiracy-idiots jump on all the time <G> #13343 | |
| No more school for us... EVER! HAH! #13345 | |
| Hiya! Mesa called Bandit LOAF! Muy muy! #13350 | |
| Erm, I didn't ever lose my nick... #13351 | |
| That's because of like restrictions on sound systems and such. Still, 2,500 is normal... #13355 | |
| Erm, but, at each of those 3,000 theaters it's probably playing on 2+ screens:( #13356 | |
| It bothers me that 2,800,000 people have seen T-Rex: Back to the Cretaceous... Only 2,400,000 people have seen WC. And 540,000 of them are Chris and I... #13357 | |
| Note to people: Merger w/ Stupid WCN Ripoff of Lanced.net didn't go over. What if we merge with Lanced.net? #13359 | |
| Yes. But we should ask Reid #13362 | |
| Stupid fucking keen.dal.net died #13365 | |
| Sounds like Lanced.net hates WCN II as much as we hate WCN I. #13366 | |
| I'm kinda envisioning a green version of the CIC. #13368 | |
| Erm, but I also figured we could just keep them each where they are. #13370 | |
| But this is like an orgasmic reaction to Armada... #13371 | |
| Didn't you wonder why everybody agreed with their moronicity? #13374 | |
| Oh, BTW, thanks to a recent dream I am now a candidate for most pathetic life ever... #13375 | |
| I had a dream that the CIC was screwed up because we had over 1000 updates in a month and our numbering system couldn't go over 999. A html dream:~( #13376 | |
| Hey. No disrespect or nuttin', but the man says there aint nothing fuckin' wrong wit da dead niggas. #13378 | |
| Hmmm, all seriousness aside, I really need a CIC T-Shirt to wear to orientation #13379 | |
| I want a 'I'm with stupid' robe for graduation... #13381 | |
| That joke works better in real life when you realize that Lev comes right after Les... #13382 | |
| yeah, a shirt with the LOAF logo would rock. I'm a consortium #13384 | |
| WC or Kilrathi font letters on the back www.wcnews.com, and the CIC header logo over the left chest #13385 | |
| on black. It'd look like we were wearing the CIC #13386 | |
| Stupid fucking letter. Anybody have a thank you note I can borrow? #13388 | |
| I have to write to all these people thanking them for money... #13389 | |
| Large breasts are illegal in England, too. They have to import them. #13391 | |
| If I were Psychopath I'd go "BORDER WORLDS PRIDE??? SPACE SUBMARINEZ!!!!" and start guffawing until I choke. #13393 | |
| They're a company developing a game set in a traditional fantasy universe, featuring exploration, research and growth, as well as 3D combat between armies of fantastic creatures and heroes. #13395 | |
| I can see maybe a 699... or a 669... #13396 | |
| I have gradu-sucking-ation practive to-sucking-morrow:~( #13397 | |
| We should read his will and distribute his parents stuff to us. By 'stuff', I naturally mean liver & kidneys. #13399 | |
| According to The Talking Stick, Chris' school is ghetto. #13401 | |
| Not having any idea what that means, it's probably pretty cool. #13402 | |
| What the fuck are you talking about? #13405 | |
| Some other company *DID* get the rights to WC, Origin isn't doing the next WC. The fricking poll refers to UO2/JWW/etc #13406 | |
| The Site, Del, and now you can order a t-shirt. #13409 | |
| Is it just me, or is Delance getting gayer? #13410 | |
| And there's nothing I'd like more than to hire that British nanny for them. #13416 | |
| I learned an important lesson today. I suck at lasertag. #13418 | |
| He kept talking about how he'd been playing since he was 12, and about Starseige... #13420 | |
| Sometimes the stupid in here gets so thick you can cut it with a large knife... #13422 | |
| I started a Kerri-Lee shrine... #13424 | |
| We should replace it with something else;) #13426 | |
| We could get you a new callsign. #13429 | |
| Hehehe, very few people are devoted enough to stay with the community... #13430 | |
| the post game buzz is done, and there's no pre-game anythign to speak of. #13434 | |
| Well, as vocal as Freespace idiots are, its not the worlds most popular game. #13435 | |
| We didn't change, the world did. #13436 | |
| I don't know... I'm honestly worried that it's going to slip through the cracks... #13437 | |
| My guess is that they'll sell it... #13440 | |
| My worry is that they'll sell it to Digital Anvil. #13441 | |
| No matter what Chris says, Digital Anvil will sit on WC. #13442 | |
| It'd compete with their games (G) I can see them very interested in owning the rights, but not doing anything with them... #13443 | |
| Its like what EA did with Babylon 5 until now. #13444 | |
| Hmmm, I can also see some new company doing the farmed out online game, and it being too late... #13445 | |
| To prevent a B5 game from competing with WC, they'd bought the license and just refused to do anything... #13446 | |
| Hehe, in Swofford's world there's yet to be any info released on a new game. #13449 | |
| My intro quote sucks so bad... #13452 | |
| Thats because I haven't said anything about you <G> #13453 | |
| Should write a 'agwc in four years...' story. #13455 | |
| Hehehe... I may do that... <G> #13456 | |
| I think this should be within my religious boundries... #13457 | |
| Erm, 'Varying shades of bad' as in the quality of the movie... #13458 | |
| Hah! I got to call you a BITCH!!!!!! on agwc. #13461 | |
| If we had to apologize for every post we make, and if we spend an average of one second for each apology, Chris could spend weeks apologizing to agwc. #13462 | |
| Yeah, but its fun. I get to be witty and insulting and nobody cares. #13464 | |
| The fourth most common PR shot. #13465 | |
| Hehehe, he's an agwc fixture. #13466 | |
| As common as apple pie and... I dunno, what's another type of common pie? #13467 | |
| Why does Skyfox have a targetting recticle? #13468 | |
| Hmmm... then you can help me with stuff? Or are you going away? #13470 | |
| I haven't gotten a talking stick:~( #13471 | |
| Hmmm... well, honestly, I started with WC... And... I'm still living WC... #13472 | |
| Hey Tre, somebody fucked up roman numerals and I was ALL OVER THEM. #13473 | |
| Dad said I was fucking high:~( #13474 | |
| I'd like to give a shout out to my bud Chris Reid, who's doing tha exams thang right now. #13475 | |
| ARE YOU DETRACTING FROM BC3K????? YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!!! #13476 | |
| Gene Tang is a stupid moron who sucks. #13478 | |
| Everyone hates Berdos, its nothign special. #13479 | |
| Well we can't get rid of him, I just don't have to like him:P #13481 | |
| We killed him... #13482 | |
| I wish Johnny would come here:~( #13483 | |
| He's on ICQ a lot... I talk to him sometimes... #13484 | |
| Erm, to forward it to loaf@mail.utexas.edu #13487 | |
| Wow, it's a good thing they didn't name their biggest lion "Ihatestarlancer"... #13490 | |
| Oh, Peter Lamont is who they're talking about... #13492 | |
| Fine, I'll bite, what were you and Chris talking about? #13493 | |
| He's prolly lyin' to DA about the number of hits... #13499 | |
| I have linux, but I don't use it for anything but connecting... #13501 | |
| Anyway, it turns out my mom taped the news for me while I was away, so I have like a week of Kerri-Lee to go through... #13502 | |
| Had! I need you to run a spectral analysis of the warp core... #13503 | |
| I'll have some updates later tonight #13505 | |
| Trying to find a virus warning thing... #13512 | |
| You have spam. Do you have one of those annoying virus warning forwards? #13513 | |
| The guy's a lightweight, Apoc... We've sent him from semi-intelligent pseudo-posts into a ranting crying frenzy within the space of only one hour... (G) #13514 | |
| They're always talking about sodomy, but nobody ever defines it:~( #13515 | |
| "You can have the half-naked man." "But he's no good without his log!" - conversation I had today. #13518 | |
| Oh, and then we were walking in the parking lot and I was fiddling with a ketchup packet, and it exploded, jetting ketchup onto his back. It was the thirty third most exciting ketchup related moment of my life. #13519 | |
| My god, my life would be so much easier if that Privateer 3 article hadn't happened. #13521 | |
| You're still stupid enough to think we'll let you in here! #13523 | |
| http://www.wcnews.com/enc/ What think you, Chris? #13524 | |
| Hmmm... can you make a LoafCrid ball? #13525 | |
| It looks unbalanced with the index on one side. #13526 | |
| Then just a circle that says 'contact' in it. #13527 | |
| It wasn't authorized by OSI #13529 | |
| Heya. Erm, anyway, sorry about the whole... thing... I'll... send back... stuff... unless you, you know, want me to keep trying. It just sort of happened... you know... sorry... #13530 | |
| Hehehe, it's the principle of the thing, though. #13532 | |
| "H0w do I play SEKRET OPS???" "Are you a man?", that sort of thing... #13533 | |
| Oh, I never sent it because I assumed Chris would wonder what happened to his stuff moreso. Erm, but I will now... sorry... #13534 | |
| Hmmm, since I pretended to be blind to get the government to pay for college they sent me a thign that reads text for me:~( #13536 | |
| If I were Bruce Willis in Armageddon, I'd have sex with my daughter. #13537 | |
| Are there any cities in Baltimore <G>? #13538 | |
| Lanced.net Sucks.ass #13542 | |
| And I hate it when Intywadulamofu goes "WC is dead! Look at my chat zone! People there like Starlancer!" #13543 | |
| Except he was stupid enough to brag about it and now they don't like him much. #13544 | |
| I plan to buy a WC CD if they ever make one. #13546 | |
| I have a million of my own CD's to mp3ize for college. #13547 | |
| I considered buying porn, but I figured it'd be on my bill:~( #13551 | |
| I have... 10 updates for the 19th. And I'm trying to figure out the best way to make encyclopedia entries look. #13554 | |
| Yeah... I need a better look for the specific entries, though. #13556 | |
| Erm, good to see you again <G> #13560 | |
| I"m still wearing my clothes from yesterday, too #13562 | |
| I should put on something comfortable. #13563 | |
| Aren't they in some other city? #13565 | |
| I sorta figured since I haven't heard you talk about her lately she was like gone. #13566 | |
| That's disgusting. When my septic tank overflowed all it did was cause dogs to eat the feces and kill them. True story. #13567 | |
| Save. The. Conversation. in. #WingNut, please. #13573 | |
| As in 'bring up something else'. #13574 | |
| As in 'Help me, Byydo-Wan Kenobi' . #13575 | |
| Actually, these summer courses would rock. #13577 | |
| Annual conference on Stickler's Syndrome <G> Fourth, I think... #13579 | |
| I'm taking... Chemistry... Anthropology... Calculus... and Intro to Scientific and Medical Terminology. #13581 | |
| Wow, Marlin is a midget? #13582 | |
| Calc will *SUCK* next year. It meets five days a week at 9am. #13583 | |
| That reminds me, I saw the hottest woman at Ikea today. #13584 | |
| Why are some of these black people grey? #13588 | |
| Oh, I carried around my double bladed lightsaber and went "At least we shall reveal ourselves to..." whenever I went anywhere. #13589 | |
| "At last we shall reveal ourselves to Ikea!" #13590 | |
| Canadria is the worlds most perfectest society. #13593 | |
| I have a photorealistic printer! Scan it, dcc it to me and then I'll print and scan it! Wait, no... #13594 | |
| I think I have bad sectors:~( What does that mean? #13596 | |
| My computer has the annoying problem of shutting itself down for no reason in the middle of things. #13599 | |
| Hmmm, in August can we change from 12The Book of LOAF to 12The Book of LOAF: 4The College Years? #13600 | |
| It'll be like Saved By the Bell: The College Years. Except we'll have Kelly there at first instead of bringing her later to try and save the doomed show. #13601 | |
| That's what I envision the teams of soldiers in anti-radioactive gear will look like when they arrive to make sure my family didn't survive the apocalypse. #13602 | |
| "You know... flouride toothpaste is a lot like Port Arthur..." #13603 | |
| http://www.knifecenter.com/knifecenter/fantasy/double.html #13605 | |
| YOU'LL HAVE TO TALK LOUDER! I DON'T SPEAK SPANISH! #13607 | |
| Speaking of twisted, there's a caterpie at the CIC now. #13610 | |
| All in all, he was a man the likes of which I shall not look upon again. Because I banned him. #13612 | |
| At last I shall reveal myself to the suit store. #13613 | |
| http://www.pokemon.com/news/soundtrack.html That's going to be the greatest CD in history. #13615 | |
| Wow, Chris is overflowing. #13616 | |
| As the Internet exapands, it has used up the existing stock of intelligent people -- therein, to sell more books and music, Amazon.com must force increasingly stupid people to gravitate towards our former playground. #13617 | |
| Erm, anyway, you invited me because you didn't want me having that crappily designed/info-full Prophecy site. #13619 | |
| Chris hasn't changed much. #13620 | |
| Delance's frequent boughts with insanity have nothing to do with his addictions... #13623 | |
| Hehe, every day my brother is like "Today is supposed to be the end of the world!" #13624 | |
| Wow, they're putting a BattleCrab in Prophecy+ 1.02 #13625 | |
| He tells me that I'm the only person who uses Prophecy+... which is sad, because I just pretend to to make him feel better. #13626 | |
| Yeah, Thomas Bruckner converted it or something. #13627 | |
| Oh, good... what is it? #13628 | |
| Oh, wow, I was going to do that if I don't have to be away for two weeks which I'll hopefully find out today... #13629 | |
| It got a packet... and now it's analyzing it... #13630 | |
| This'll be just like Contact. #13631 | |
| Except I won't be as h0t as Jodie Foster. #13632 | |
| Also, the alien will probably be my dog instead of my father. #13633 | |
| How long does this take? #13634 | |
| Hmmm... it's not quite as exciting as Contact... #13636 | |
| Hmmm, based on the fact that ti's done half a percent in 9 minutes, it should take 30 hours. #13637 | |
| Oh well, I'll go take a shower so I can go to the doctors... #13641 | |
| I wish I had Diablo:~( #13642 | |
| Hmmm, so can you like call some non-Virgin theaters? #13643 | |
| Wow, from now on I'm being mean to Karl at the newsgroup. #13644 | |
| Is it just me or does the Male ATFW guy not do anything? #13645 | |
| We know it's not CFF, I just want to be mean to people at the newsgroup. #13646 | |
| "White guys have names like Lenny... and black guys have names like Karl!" #13647 | |
| Speaking of hilarious, you're only a semester away from teaching English? #13650 | |
| You don't know what a crab is? #13653 | |
| But people need to know about crabs #13654 | |
| <Delance> making up stuff is kewl. | |
| <LOAF> What did I make up? | |
| <Delance> nothing | |
| <LOAF> - The Wit and Wisdome of Delance. HarperCollins Publishing, 2010. #13655 | |
| HEY! I use Linux, you ignorant fool. #13656 | |
| It was pretty good... #13658 | |
| 'actually, that was only footage from the movie Independance Day, but the actual effect would be very similar..." #13659 | |
| It still gives me a month since I'm in the past. #13660 | |
| I used my 4dfx card to travel to several weeks ago. I'm actually Future-LOAF from 2010. #13663 | |
| "call 1-900-NO-SEXXX to talk to the hottest, most uniterested women..." #13665 | |
| I just recall that I was chewing on the box to Night at the Roxbury and couldn't get the insert out Man, it's impossible to find a copy of that movie in 2010. The sequal, sure, but not the original... #13666 | |
| Assbar #13667 | |
| TRE! CHRIS! ETC! #13671 | |
| But I live in the country and don't own a sniper rifle, what the hell is the point? #13672 | |
| I don't live within visual distance of anyone else:~( #13673 | |
| Akkbar just made me 19 when it was my birthday:~( #13676 | |
| Wow, I cut my ICQ list down to 20 people. #13677 | |
| They were probably just doing that for the joy of starting shit, though. #13678 | |
| Akkbar was the guy who demanded that all the anti-Borton stuff be taken away from WCHS... #13680 | |
| Hehehe, having a site for 3 years isn't the same thing as working on a site for 3 years... #13683 | |
| You're a sad pathetic relic of a person with an apparent interest in self-abuse... #13686 | |
| Hehehe, you know we love you. And that I'm lying. #13690 | |
| Isn't it ironic, don'tcha think? #13691 | |
| Is it the witty stuff that everybody else is doing, or is it the 'weull, u guys r geeks!!!!' that you're doing? #13693 | |
| I'm not in school, should I be? #13694 | |
| U R A GEEK!!! d0rk!!!! . #13695 | |
| I guess... in theory... I could quit the CIC, go to community college and end up begging Chris for the crappiest job ever... #13697 | |
| Those who cannot do, flame. #13699 | |
| "Uhm... hi. This is Akkbar... and... heh heh... you suck! Bye!" #13701 | |
| Because .com sounds better. ANd we'd have to spend more money. #13702 | |
| Hehehe, I'm paying my own way. #13705 | |
| Err, no, mostly scholarships:~( #13707 | |
| Why? Worried he might call you a geek:~( Insult your appearance:~(? Tell you to get a life? #13708 | |
| Frosty, you're almost as annoying as he is... #13709 | |
| I don't remember, I don't keep tabs on IRCpeople outside of Chris and company. #13711 | |
| Unless it was like Hadrian nude nudity. #13712 | |
| Said the quality was pretty good, but it had annoying subtitles. #13714 | |
| The other people who won just got notified too. Somebody just told me they won WCPGold. #13717 | |
| Oh, WC won't be released in England until at least 2004:~( #13718 | |
| Yeah. No addon, or the normal version of WC1 instead of the preview version. #13719 | |
| Hehe, there's no reason why the Dragon in WCIV isn't called the Lance. #13720 | |
| SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS... 2004:/ #13721 | |
| Unless you haven't read the WCIV novel, or you have and happent o be illiterate. #13722 | |
| No, it just said it'd be at least that long before the do it on video. #13723 | |
| Except on Planet Stupid, where colors are to be eaten. #13724 | |
| It would be cruel to add a 'WC Movie in England' 2004 thing. #13726 | |
| Anyway, we *know* it's cancelled in England. #13730 | |
| It's the other countries that'd need translations. #13731 | |
| Sony ended up having the rights to release it in a few places... #13732 | |
| I'm updating about the cancellation stuff. #13734 | |
| Two years ago the 'net was overflowing with Aussies. Now they're all gone... conspiracy? #13735 | |
| Pepper has no sex organs. #13736 | |
| Stupid Game thing. Why the hell little Johnny (age 8)'s parents *BUY* him Back Door Vixens VII if they didn't want him learning about anal sex? #13737 | |
| Confed ships aren't named after Star Wars crap, Delance. #13738 | |
| It scares me when black people use the color silver. And they always do in videos. #13739 | |
| Arthur C. Clarke molests young boys and writes bad books. #13740 | |
| EEEEEEEK. #13741 | |
| Maybe a silver cross would keep both away from you. #13742 | |
| Be nice to Delance, he's my ticket to a Capybara. #13743 | |
| He goes online from SirZeus to ask questions about himself. #13746 | |
| Hehehe, Akkbar does that, remember? #13747 | |
| I went to the Zoo yesterday. #13750 | |
| Hehehe, he's obviously Akkbar in disguise, the real sirzues wouldn't care. #13751 | |
| Akkbar is a sad little man. #13752 | |
| Hehehe, Akkbar has been coming by and sobbing every day or so now. #13754 | |
| Greater than that horse screwing woman. #13755 | |
| Hehe, isn't Chris like class president? #13758 | |
| Chris is one of the few people who can balance being a WC fan and being a normal person. #13759 | |
| Whats funny is that such stupid flamewars have been very helpfull. I've gone from just saying I dont' give a shit what idiots think, to actually not giving a shit what idiots think. #13764 | |
| So, really, I'm a better person for it. #13765 | |
| Define the term and explain why it fits us and I'll agree with you. #13766 | |
| "U SUCK! BYYDO! U R SUCKY! HAHAHA!!!!!" #13767 | |
| Hehe, you don't even know what pathetic things you're saying? Dork means penis... #13768 | |
| Hehe, you don't even know what pathetic things you're saying? Dork means penis... #13769 | |
| We mean it as an insult. #13770 | |
| He's Not That Smart (tm). #13772 | |
| You have a life? Akkyou goes to a community college and has the worlds crappiest job. #13774 | |
| Yeah. Tell me what's so horrible about my life? #13775 | |
| Why? Because I'm on IRC? *YOU* are on IRC. #13778 | |
| I mean, admittably my friends wouldn't let me pretend to be them to get guys... #13779 | |
| But I still think I have some pretty good friends. #13780 | |
| The simple fact that you've ever seen a picture of me is proof positive that you've no life. #13781 | |
| Especially now that you're supposed to know what dork means. #13784 | |
| So why do you give a shit about Akkbars problems? Why do you virtually stalk me like he does? #13787 | |
| We prefer the term 'fucking tard' #13789 | |
| And the Ben Lesnick award for the most annoying person in the universe goes to... I'm opening the envelope now! NEODEVILBANE! #13791 | |
| That's what they said about Hitler's war machine, too. #13793 | |
| "8 million dead", I told them. "It's just a bunch of integers!" they said. And they were RIGHT. #13794 | |
| * LOAF listened to Mr Roboto for the 10th time in the last 50 minutes. #13798 | |
| Good to see you're still part of the collective social unconsciousness, Dan. #13801 | |
| If by 'cool' you mean 'nude', then I'll take it. #13807 | |
| You've done it before, and the real SirZeus doesn't have the same obsession with us as you do <G> #13808 | |
| We've disliked you forever... #13809 | |
| "There goes a real sack of crap!" "Indubidubly, old chum!" #13810 | |
| Tis okay. We're screwing around with ye olde Akkbar whilst I record WCA AVIs... #13811 | |
| He saved my live back on Slur IV. #13812 | |
| I may go visit Hades... my mom says I should go to London. #13813 | |
| FOX isn't gay:~( Kerri-Lee is probably collecting pictures of me right now... #13815 | |
| Actually, I'm lying, I do have a bullet proof jacket. #13816 | |
| Hey samcatt, I went to that annoying dinner thing and a congresswoman gave me money... #13817 | |
| They were rude and sent a letter asking for a thank you letter ebfore they'd give me money:~( #13818 | |
| Copywrite violations on the Internet are a hard subject to corner. Copywrite violations at Barnes & Noble are not. #13821 | |
| Hehehe, the legal system doesn't revolve around *YOU* . #13822 | |
| Wow, sometimes I cover my hands in glue so I can peel it off. It feels g00d. #13824 | |
| Son... ace died doing what he believed in. There's no better way a man can go. #13826 | |
| Yeah. I used to have his marshmellon-extractor device. #13827 | |
| I sent away for it from the back of a marshmellow box. #13828 | |
| That means bad things for me:~( #13829 | |
| I was going to do that, but I remembered that I don't like working. #13831 | |
| The CIC Chat ZOne people are strong:~( #13833 | |
| Hmmm, that idiot nrp80 keeps posting the same thing... #13834 | |
| One of those airplane stamps? #13837 | |
| Because my dad was there when they x-rayed him the day he was caught... #13839 | |
| If you were Bishop from Aliens, you could juggle all the knives you want. #13840 | |
| Oh, Chris, I think I've got the CICBlue template all done... #13841 | |
| That's okay. Please understand that we don't have anything against YOU, we just need to keep the zone clean. #13842 | |
| Maybe real life isn't like High School:~( #13844 | |
| Because he told me you told him to say I had to do it. #13845 | |
| Oh, I followed several women who looked sort of like Kerri-Lee around the science museum, but none of them turned out to be her:~( #13846 | |
| I'm nice to everyone.... UNTIL THEY PISS ME OFF. #13847 | |
| Chris moderated it three seconds ago, Byyd... #13850 | |
| SUCK IT, HADRIAN #13851 | |
| Hmmm... I'll bet Had took stupid pills this morning. Because he's at least three times as stupid. #13852 | |
| Wow, you're about as good at witty bander as a 5th grader. #13853 | |
| Oh, and I've *NEVER* heard that one before! #13854 | |
| And John Fuckingsucks never gets any cracks about his last name... #13855 | |
| I don't hate anyone. Except those gull durned black people. #13857 | |
| "Chris Reid spent five years at Yale, and entered the realm of state politics, eventually becoming a Republican senator for Seattle in 2034. #13859 | |
| Priv7, however, runs too slowly. #13861 | |
| GM's are apparently just bums Origin pulls off the str33t. #13862 | |
| Yay! Really early. #13863 | |
| Oh, if Byydo asks, you sent him some virtual burritos last night. #13867 | |
| Plus, they have this huge movie with Natalie Portman and she isn't even very hot in it. #13868 | |
| Yeah. In the perfect world all movies will have an entirely white male cast with no accent whatsoever... #13869 | |
| Yeah, Chris 'll eat anything! #13870 | |
| Wow. My school had the lowest SAT scores in the county and we were like 1050... #13871 | |
| Thank you for visiting the home page of #Wing-Commander, the oldest and largest Wing Commander chat channel on IRC. The channel was founded in March of 1996, and quickly attracted the attention and support of some of the best informed and most enthusiastic Wing Commander fans on the planet. They were later forcibly removed. #13872 | |
| Sooo, now that you have such a high score, Chris, where will you go to school? #13874 | |
| :~( Would you consider... UT? Home of Philip Langdale... #13875 | |
| Oh, I made you a senator in the future. #13876 | |
| I'm 15, from the south of England and have played all WC games except Acadamy and any Mac/SNES conversions. My favourite WC game is Privateer (I want a Win95 conversion!) and getting my engines blown away so I can only slowly move to the nearest base has been the cause of many late homeworks/detentions. My fave ships are the Dragon and the Panther and I hate Pancakes (Dralthi) and Maniac (when he doesnt obey my orders.) On IRC, I am always lagged so dont worr #13877 | |
| It looks a lot like a vagina. Sort of. #13878 | |
| And every monday we would let in a pair of stupid people and watch them frollick! #13880 | |
| Wow, that sucks:/ #13882 | |
| Don't understand my scary onotices, do you:~(? #13884 | |
| You spelled 'cock' 'panzy' :? #13885 | |
| What ever happened to Roland... #13887 | |
| Hehehe, anybody else see South Park yet? #13891 | |
| But then CICBlue would be like "WCNews ENcyclopedia" . #13892 | |
| It's very annoying in the vhs version, because Gerald reacts to Dan's line. #13896 | |
| But the Rapier just explodes and then Gerald goes "Who's breaking readio silence?" #13898 | |
| I can make you a copy of the movie if you want... #13899 | |
| Yes, *THAT* is impressive, but Had did *NOT* get the porn... #13900 | |
| But Wing Commander was way better. #13901 | |
| Wild Wild West Wasn't Weally Wery Wood. #13902 | |
| Hehehe, how many Origin Zone people are still around? #13903 | |
| Wow, that was poorly placed, I didn't mean that. #13908 | |
| God dammit, why hasn't there been a new Onion this week? #13910 | |
| Yeah, me and Tre will be Loving Pink Bitches next year... #13911 | |
| I can like go beat up designer dragon. #13913 | |
| Same:~( I don't remember him that much... #13917 | |
| I was never that young! LOL! #13919 | |
| Maybe your reformatting released Spider's ghost. #13920 | |
| Yeah, and they're not as evil anymore. #13921 | |
| No, but there may be soon if you mail me. #13923 | |
| Hehehe, I'm heading to the University of Texas at Austin in August <G> #13926 | |
| I figured you'd be 20 or 21. #13928 | |
| Pilgrim Truth is the third of Peter Telep's series of Wing Commander novels. #13930 | |
| Hehehe, did you see the movie? #13931 | |
| Jib: That's the *next* one. That's 91-92, I believe. Or 92-93... #13933 | |
| ANd he's a Lt. Colonel. #13935 | |
| Wow. If I were to date my fiance for 5 years, I wouldn't get married until 2004... #13936 | |
| He can't get Diablo to run, can he? #13938 | |
| EVERYONE. MAIL ME SAYING YOU WANT DVDS! #13939 | |
| I'm gonna update with the WCDVD thing every day, cool? #13940 | |
| Wow. At least she got the 55 cents... #13942 | |
| Ahhh, I knew that... Ahh, I didn't know that. #13945 | |
| Hmmm, if I want to update the CIC, should it be for today or tomorrow? #13946 | |
| My fan is blowing me right now:o #13947 | |
| Today is 1.08 times as slow as a normal day:~( #13949 | |
| I think that all of the potential rubber dicky comments are already in all our heads, and therefore do not need to be said. #13951 | |
| Although it used to just be a helmet. I dunno when I got his dicky... #13952 | |
| Hades won't be able to WCO, either:~( #13954 | |
| Hades has a job <G> He's a police... person... or something... or he works at a school. #13957 | |
| ANd it's stupid because it's popular. #13959 | |
| It's the sort of thing Tina13 mails her pall Sarah12 on AOL because it's k00l! #13960 | |
| It's like an amusing piece of mail, once it's forwarded around too much, it stops being funny through no fault of its own. #13961 | |
| Still, it scared me when he listed all the stuff he was sending, and it ended with "And to be complete, a rubber dicky." #13963 | |
| Wow, your keyboard is a nigga. #13964 | |
| My new case is SOOOO sweet. If I were any more deranged I'd make sweet love to it every night. #13966 | |
| You confuse me. #13968 | |
| Gimme some sugar, Apoc. #13970 | |
| Wow. I need to make mp3s of all my CDs and like my famlies CDs that I like... #13971 | |
| Black and white people;o #13974 | |
| I /joined #WIngNut and suddenly had to throw up. Freaky... #13975 | |
| So... very... tired... or sick... brb... #13980 | |
| It sucks that we don't have any enemies anymore:~( I mean, what's life without WCN to laugh at? #13981 | |
| hehehe, we only have one enemy there, but I mean like competition. #13982 | |
| He managed to attack the movie, Star Trek, Star Wars and something else while saying he wasn't a troll... #13987 | |
| Hmmm, we shouldn't discriminate against Stupid People because of their sexual orientation. We shold discriminate against them because they're stupid. #13991 | |
| Byyd! Stupid people... person... are here... #13992 | |
| Well HE can bring himself to flame the stupid... #13993 | |
| I like how you said 'regulars'. #13996 | |
| Yeah, sometimes I just ban people who look at me funny.... #13998 | |
| Hehehehehehe, I just did that to make fun of their sigs... #13999 | |
| Trelane? That bastard is at work. #14000 | |
| It aint got nothing on Beth. #14001 | |
| Who do you think I am? #14002 | |
| <insert various Beth jokes here to speed up process> #14003 | |
| Anyway, I like that green alien thing. #14004 | |
| No, we're well versed in stupid slapfights about Privateer 2. #14007 | |
| He asked about WC3 PSX once. #14009 | |
| Thanks to a little chemical called Phesphathine, Byydo did go nuts, from 1976 to 1978. #14013 | |
| Mav sucks ass. #14014 | |
| That's a good question, Chris. #14015 | |
| errr... I don't think you understand what he's saying. #14017 | |
| nrp80 is st00pid. #14018 | |
| Wow, my parents brought me WC figures. #14019 | |
| I used to have a friend:~( #14022 | |
| My Friends don't show up on Sundays, though:~( #14023 | |
| Hehehe, and how do you presume to judge us? #14025 | |
| Hehehehe, I took the page with his name in it out of the directory when I was there for orientation. I have it here somewhere... #14029 | |
| that's fragtastic. #14031 | |
| Yeah, the hot dog tree was cool. #14032 | |
| What's a Charizard? #14033 | |
| Wildfire used the 4dfx card to travel back... #14037 | |
| Hehehe, *we're* the ones with an image to maintain. #14042 | |
| He's a troll, the CZ equivalent of Mike Berdos and his ilk. #14043 | |
| All I ever do is reply to stupid people, never start stupid things... #14044 | |
| nrp80: you wouldn't know a well done flame if it bit you in the ass. #14045 | |
| You're a bunch of petty children beating the crap out of eachother and acting shocked when people react. #14047 | |
| You're going DOWN, Delance! #14050 | |
| Of course what he doesn't realize is that we'd never actually close the board, just report him to his ISP... #14051 | |
| But that's beside the point, this isn't summer camp for the twelve year olds and apologies don't mean shit anyway. #14053 | |
| Just don't do what you do to the boards and we'll be happy. #14054 | |
| You're sitting in your little can-do-no-wrong box without realizing that your stupid little immature games have an effect on other people. #14056 | |
| I won't ban someone for something they did somewhere else. #14057 | |
| And just because you've made an ass of yourself here is no reason to ban you at the board. #14058 | |
| Drop the act. Don't reply to Voltron and don't post about FRAG. #14059 | |
| When PrivateerOnline hits the fan we'll need lots of moderators. Be good until then <G> #14061 | |
| AHH has been aroung longer than the CIC itself, though. #14063 | |
| Oh, Had, can you win this contest for us? #14066 | |
| Thank god, maybe it'll take Delance off his gay trip:") #14071 | |
| Oh. I thought it was okay for orientation... #14072 | |
| The newsgroup is pretty sucky now:~( #14075 | |
| http://ds1.utexas.edu:8888/Sou%3dStudents%2c%20ou%3dPeople%2c%20o%3dThe%20University%20of%20Texas%20at%20Austin%2c%20st%3dTexas%2c%20c%3dUS?S=Dorliska+Wadsworth+Brown #14076 | |
| I closed it, it was too stupid. #14079 | |
| Starlancer is DA's ripoff of WC. #14080 | |
| Freelancer is DA's ripoff of Privateer. #14081 | |
| Freelancer is their online/offline Privateer/PrivateerOnline ripoff. #14082 | |
| I must say, I feel better about WC hearing people talk about it. #14084 | |
| God dammed fucking annoying NeofrickingDevilBane. #14085 | |
| He just KEEPS bugging me about every stupid little detail that I don't care about. #14086 | |
| Hmmm, wait like two days and there'll be lots of stuff on the server. I'll need you to help like make corrections and stuff if that's not too annoying. #14088 | |
| I figure you're good at that because you're like a newspaper editor. #14089 | |
| A good prize would be a set of WC figures. You can get them for a dollar each <G> #14090 | |
| I know Peter Telep would probably do it... dunno who else. #14092 | |
| We can get him to do an online chat instead. #14094 | |
| Hehehehe. Well why don't you <G>? #14095 | |
| Well, I decided that there was no such thing as a stupid person, just stupid posts. And we can delete those posts and ban the people who make them, so the SPZ went goodbye... #14096 | |
| You should be less pseudononegotistical. #14098 | |
| There are like 13,000 entries. Just !LOAF until you get them all. #14102 | |
| I think it has to do with calling us all dicks last night. #14105 | |
| Hehehe, no matter *WHAT* he does he always ends up fighting. #14106 | |
| I don't have the movie DVD yet. #14107 | |
| Which reminds me, I have pictures of the Guild flagship to put up... #14108 | |
| I may get a *LOT* of copies of it on video. #14109 | |
| Yeah, that's what I like about it. #14111 | |
| It may sound like stupid psychoanalytical crap, but a black background with green text can hold my attention better than black on white. #14112 | |
| No, he's a nice guy. (Well, as long as the package really comes he's a nice guy... #14114 | |
| Hehehe, I am going to make HHA. But I'm doing other stuff now. #14118 | |
| Anyway, did Hades show you his green thing? It's really good. #14119 | |
| So, like my MIdway will have lasers and ions, and his will have lasers. #14122 | |
| So, like my MIdway will have lasers and ions, and his will have lasers. #14123 | |
| <Delance> if you are naked, I'll not speak with you again | |
| <LOAF> I suddenly have a strong desire to photograph myself naked. #14124 | |
| Had looks like the result of two men mating. #14126 | |
| Wow, DVDExpress sold 500 copies of WC in the last 24 hours... #14128 | |
| GO! At least it has a little insert about the actors. You can read that. #14129 | |
| Hehehe, I had to call Samcat and get him to take me to buy it... #14130 | |
| And I have a normal DVD attached to my computer attached to my VCR... #14132 | |
| I'm getting those two soon... #14133 | |
| But I thought it was odd that the insert had cast bios. #14136 | |
| Hehehe, that was hilarious... it was best when it got to Willy Nelson and Woody Harrelson, though. #14137 | |
| I'll awe him. #14138 | |
| And the book bitched him out. #14139 | |
| Hehe, Dethlok gave it to me. i'm forever in his debt...<G> #14140 | |
| He asked if he could be an admin, and the book said that it'd be a cold day in hell or something. #14141 | |
| Hehehe, you've never seen me before? #14142 | |
| That's true. Maybe I'm three times as tall as Mark Hamill. #14144 | |
| WiLDD's mouth is firmly attached to your sword... #14147 | |
| Yeah. They also drive cars on the left of cars they're driving next to. #14151 | |
| I love you long time... #14152 | |
| Oh... BTW... what makes for a more interesting story? #14154 | |
| As in "DO IT! USE THE POPUP!", not "DO IT! SCAN A PICTURE!"... but you should scana picture anyway. #14157 | |
| I may have been talking about Dan from Dan's Wing Commander Movie Site, though. I talk about him more. #14158 | |
| It makes Chris say a quote from the book. #14159 | |
| I type '!LOAF' and Chris does a quote. #14160 | |
| I type !LSKick and you leave... #14161 | |
| oOoOoOoOoOo Perhaps he did... oOoOoOoOoOo #14164 | |
| I bought them at that oOoOoOoOoO.org place. #14166 | |
| Because they're the brightest possible points of light. #14167 | |
| But there's like nebula gas and shit. #14168 | |
| If I ever meet that guy on the street, I think I'd probably pretend not to have any change. #14170 | |
| Ahh, he's like 11, he's just stupid. #14172 | |
| Well, realistic explosions would be cool. #14173 | |
| Because it'd be like this split second burnoff of atmosphere. #14174 | |
| Hehehe, where will we get better shielding? #14176 | |
| I have a magical fucking plant:~( Well, it's a normal cat-tail, but the way I use it... #14177 | |
| Legions of children worldwide are having sex with 40 year old men. #14178 | |
| But you don't have to listen to me. All I can do is speak. #14180 | |
| I mean, what is the common thread between all of us? #14183 | |
| And please don't give me some "You're all shitheads!!!!!!!111", because that is SOOO cliched. #14184 | |
| Hehe, nice quote, but what the hell does it mean? #14185 | |
| I mean, I can grab something pretty from Hamlet and question my own mortality, but it's pointless in this situation. #14187 | |
| I'll miss Kelvin, even if he did Locke. #14188 | |
| You wan't give me the pleasure of knowing what you're talking about? #14189 | |
| I do enjoy the occasional fuck... #14191 | |
| Hehehe, poor paranoid kid. #14192 | |
| I totally hated the world because of the whole blindness thing. #14193 | |
| Wow, I said totally, I should be a Valley Girl. #14194 | |
| A declaration of war against stupid people. #14195 | |
| Knight's a very angry young man <G> #14197 | |
| I dated myself for all of high school. #14201 | |
| Oh, no, Dethlok said he'd try and get Adam Foshko to get some patches for my flight suit... #14202 | |
| 36 DOLLARS?!?!?!?! HOLY FUCKING WOW! #14205 | |
| Oh, Chris, you didn't name your last post:~( So I named it Kit Kat. #14206 | |
| I think it's a pretty name. I may name my daughter Kit Kat. #14207 | |
| AAAAAH! HADES BIRTHDAY SOUND! EEE!K #14208 | |
| Then why the | |
| <fuck> are you asking us? #14209 | |
| Oh, I should have put 'bleep' instead of 'fuck' shouldn't I:? #14210 | |
| Hehehe, do yourself a favor and get the DVD. I just got back from watching a bit in freezeframe... #14211 | |
| There's some very sweet stuff in there. #14212 | |
| Why'd my updates rearrange themselves? #14214 | |
| Oh. That was odd. Oh well... the movie has lots of cool stuff... #14215 | |
| Ahhh. I should update aboot the crosses... #14217 | |
| Anyway, when you get DVD and WC DVD watch the scene in the rec room in freezeframe. It is *VERY* cool... there's all these pinups and recruiting posters. #14218 | |
| and there's one that has a sketch of a WC3 helmet... #14220 | |
| There's an autographed picture of a woman in Blair's room... #14223 | |
| Yeah, the posters are all so cool, it'd have been nice if they'd sold them. #14224 | |
| Hmmm, the blade is removable... #14226 | |
| That's not as cool as a switchblade, but whatever. #14227 | |
| Yeah, lots of good stuff... #14228 | |
| And I got that thing that I've been talking about too much. #14229 | |
| Okay, I was worried you'd be like mad or something. #14230 | |
| I have 30 gamepads. #14231 | |
| Hmmm, I hate doing updates with pictures. #14232 | |
| But I'm very excited about the cross. And it's so fricking cheap! #14235 | |
| I was sure it'd been cancelled. #14236 | |
| Since we were expecting $60 before somebody reported it'd be very limited. #14237 | |
| Kit-Kat Lesnick-Halkett... kinda rhymes... #14245 | |
| Hehehe, I believe the exact words were that you look like the spawn of Hunter and Jim Carrey... #14246 | |
| Yeah, Byydo's picture is cool... EXCEPT... EXCEPT... we actually want to know what Byyd looks like. #14248 | |
| Crap, an altavista search for me brings up 2 death notices:~( #14251 | |
| He wants to know what size your sword is. "It's not me, it's the people on #eurosex, I swear!" #14253 | |
| The best thing about the Wing Commander Movie is how it's a Wing Commander Movie. #14254 | |
| Hehehehe, he wanted to have me come into his channel so he could figure out how to use the /kick command... #14257 | |
| Hehe, I mean the Avenger from WCIV was a shuttle. #14258 | |
| WCA, and it pisses of Delance, so go with it. #14259 | |
| Oh, if/when I go to England would probably be spring break next year... #14261 | |
| Can I start doing updates for tomorrow yet? #14262 | |
| It would've made sense for Pilgrim Stars to have come out now... #14263 | |
| Last week they had nothing about Starlancer/Freelancer on their front page. #14265 | |
| I like how ATFW updates about what's being posted in their CZ. #14266 | |
| Erm, that's what I meant... I didn't mean it was a good thing. #14267 | |
| I meant it as a point of amusement. #14268 | |
| Especially since ATFW gets like one post a day... #14269 | |
| I had to get a credit card to order my knife. #14274 | |
| That's what I do. But I don't know if it's safe. #14275 | |
| Wow, a fan hole. I didn't notice that before. #14277 | |
| I got it! Thanks! It's great! #14278 | |
| Thanks. It's really nice... #14279 | |
| We hit 103 yesterday... 104 the day before... #14281 | |
| Yeah. I'm staying inside, though. #14282 | |
| Strange names. Bracher, Toacka, Sommeria, Cahillier and Walleyer. #14284 | |
| And there were other battleships in her group... at least two or three others... #14287 | |
| There's some cool stuff in the movie you'd never notice. Like when Paladin realizes that the Tiger's Claw is going to be amushed, his VDU changes to say that the Kilrathi ComCon ship is a Dorkir Transport. #14288 | |
| 16 supercruisers, that is. #14289 | |
| 5 battleships and 2 Bengals #14290 | |
| Which includes at least the Kobi (unknown), the Vanguard (a Battleship) and the Iowa (unknown) #14291 | |
| Wow, I got mail from Beth. It says she wants me! To add her to the list of people who want KS DVDs. #14292 | |
| I don't like that Book Quote. #14293 | |
| Anyway, what's the ship furthest back? #14295 | |
| I thought it was a Kat ship, but I'm not entirely sure. #14296 | |
| Psych is getting stranger and stranger #14298 | |
| You can accuse Chris of doing things you'd never do back in the 'day. #14299 | |
| Or maybe you could get something shaved into your head. Like "BYDO", that would be cool. #14300 | |
| Get a 3dfx(1) card. They cost less than the Pilgrim Cross. #14301 | |
| Oooh, yeah, the warranty thing. That sucks:/ #14302 | |
| You could cut a hole in your computer... #14303 | |
| Hey, I forgot about Gerthein. #14304 | |
| Hmmm, don't you have to take the sticker off to copy it, though? #14307 | |
| NeoDevilBane is 11 and 3/382ndths. #14309 | |
| Yeah, you have to like remove the sticker or pop out the copy protection thing to copy tapes from Blockbuster #14310 | |
| I dunno how old he is, but he wants his Star Wars buddies to meet Wing Commander, how old can he possibly be? #14311 | |
| Hehe, yeah, there's like a plastic tab over where it would usually let you copy it from. #14312 | |
| I dunno, I might put Austin in my .sig... Austin is pretty cool. #14313 | |
| "Ben Lesnick of Ashton Maryland!" would appeal to the six other people who live in Ashton, Maryland... #14314 | |
| It's amazing that someone like that actually figured out how to use a newsreader. #14316 | |
| Yeah, that South Park movie was pretty good. But I'd hate to see it be the high point of the decade. #14319 | |
| Do yourself a favor, don't turn around. #14320 | |
| NOTE: Due to some unexpected free advertising for us on this item, demand has outstripped supply by a fair margin. We have ordered additional product and expect to fill orders by the end of the month. #14322 | |
| I *KNEW* I should have ordered before I posted. #14324 | |
| In about 10 to 15 minutes, depending on the speed of my Nukes, Cnada will be no more! #14327 | |
| Heard from a French guy, WC was *NOT* released by FOX, but rather by some other company... #14330 | |
| Yeah, I should get a better picture... #14331 | |
| I'll do some CIC Updates... #14332 | |
| Hehehe, I was stuck in netherspace. #14333 | |
| Wow, so they muted Dan... but it's nice and loud on DVD. #14334 | |
| It doesn't copy. You can like break off the tab that prevents it. #14335 | |
| Yeah, we overadvertised the cross. #14337 | |
| I wish I had a P60:~( Hehehe, but if you have a P60 you can go "What kind of computer do I have? A P59.9999999!" Because I'm making it my crusade to bring floating point jokes BACK. #14338 | |
| Good, got stuff done today. #14339 | |
| God dammit! I don't care how many people died of it being hot, I want to see Kerri... #14340 | |
| Yeah, your family sucks. #14344 | |
| Hmmm... if you do, can you blame our influence? #14345 | |
| I could be on TV... Kerri could interview me... #14346 | |
| Yeah, we could use the hits. #14348 | |
| Erm, yeah, life is full of points where everything is wrong, but it passes... #14356 | |
| Because you wouldn't do some crappy job <G>? He's just wrong. #14357 | |
| Yeah, mine too, but it happens. And it changes. #14358 | |
| Somebody who judges a man's capability based on what sport he wants to play doesn't deserve a second thought. #14359 | |
| It was closed because someone posted pr0n to the WC one, which happened because the WC one was far and away the most active one. That's not WC's fault... #14360 | |
| I like that, gives the scenes a smaller feel. #14362 | |
| Haven't you read the book, Had? #14364 | |
| I dunno if it was important in the movie, but it's important for all of WC. #14365 | |
| There can't be any more WC movies because of people like the fucker who didn't see it when it was in fucking theaters. #14366 | |
| Maw, Ebert totally had it in for WC. I mean, I understand most critics views, but comparing it to frickin 2001? #14367 | |
| Getson, Dan "Exile" looks a lot like one of those littleton shooting guys. #14368 | |
| His wife looks like a 9 year old boy. #14369 | |
| They're doing a sequal to Godzilla, death is correct. #14370 | |
| Wow, people on Leno are stupid. #14371 | |
| Wow, a Reid. #14372 | |
| Not much. Just blowing my summer... #14373 | |
| OH MY GOD! GOD NO! EEEEEEWWWWW! #14374 | |
| I'm from Maryland, USA... but I'm moving to Austin next month. #14375 | |
| Hmm, refresh my memory, where in Canada is Ontario? #14377 | |
| I'm fairly Canada-ignorant:/ #14378 | |
| I used to be able to see, you know... #14380 | |
| Yeah, the surgery made it worse. #14381 | |
| But that's not how I meant it. The surgery debilitated me as a whole, I had to lie on my face for weeks at a time. #14382 | |
| Well, the surgery helped in my right eye. #14383 | |
| Hehehe, because of no reason at all I'm a blind guy with arthritis and hearing problems... #14386 | |
| I'm very experienced, if you know what I mean. #14387 | |
| Wow, we should get together... I'll give you my asses for your carrots... #14388 | |
| And I can sell my hair, and you can buy me a comb. #14389 | |
| The only thing worse than a pseudo-intellectual is a pseudo-geek intellectual. #14391 | |
| You seem to always have *something* to complain about... #14392 | |
| You're constantly trying to get in here even through you're obviously banned, and I don't think you're too stupid to realize what that means (well, you could be), so what exactly is it that you need to talk to us about? #14395 | |
| Awww, your skull is to thick for that to get through to you, non?:~( #14396 | |
| Ahh, that sucks:/ WC action figures are a buck each at TRU now. #14398 | |
| They're decorative crosses that Pilgrims wear. #14401 | |
| Yes, there were... you can see Hobbes' big shoes. #14405 | |
| Oh, I guess. Not as exciting. #14406 | |
| Why would Delance have played the original JA? #14407 | |
| Remember Mike from JA? I wish JA2 would come out. #14411 | |
| He does that every night. #14412 | |
| Usually after TC-Mav tells us what he had for dinner, then Psych has to have had the same thing. #14413 | |
| Forget what? #14415 | |
| Oh, what'd you think of the movie? #14418 | |
| if you ban all the people all the time, you won't have many people left. #14420 | |
| You're not stupid, the person at the AceNet board. #14422 | |
| I've been wondering about POL, though... #14426 | |
| I should post something to the CIC about you and DC, death... #14427 | |
| Well, I've assumed it'll be just like UO... #14428 | |
| I'm wondering how they'll do PrivOnline. #14431 | |
| Nothing important from him. I can ask him to comment on the domain registration... #14432 | |
| Well, they'll never give *us* that, but they'll let us know when we can expect one, maybe... #14433 | |
| Origin reserves their big announcements for CGW, by contract. Andy Hollis told me about it... #14434 | |
| Nothing involving WC is in vain. #14436 | |
| Hades birthday isn't until 2-morrow, is it? #14437 | |
| Hehehe. But you should still get credit for asking... #14438 | |
| Yeah. I'll do that, Hades Birthday... credit death... #14440 | |
| Xoom won't do it... #14442 | |
| Don't you feel bad about dissing PCXL now? #14444 | |
| Hmmm, the StarLancer ad is very cool. #14445 | |
| Stupid new Lanced.net person zipped a 173k .gif into a 166k .zip. How utterly annoying. #14446 | |
| We could use a nice scanned copy of that ad. #14448 | |
| How old is Hades? #14449 | |
| Yeah. If I'd could legally drive I'd probably have wrecked the car dozens of times. #14450 | |
| Erm, the thing is, as I recall, Hadrian's commercial sort of wasn't that great. #14453 | |
| You can't mention the CIC in #S-C . #14456 | |
| Hmmm, DVDExpress alone has sold $20,000 worth of WC movies... #14458 | |
| Stupid people stupidly doing stupid things? #14459 | |
| But for about 10 minutes the first update title was "Shits Inbound!" #14462 | |
| * LOAF ChrisAlert.wav #14465 | |
| Oh, good, you hear the fake .wav. #14466 | |
| Well, to make it short: CIC is *the* only online source to find up-to-the-minute stuff on WC. Believe me, even Origin's official website doesn't keep itself consistantly (Or constantly) updated on it. (Must be too busy on UO, I guess). #14468 | |
| One time I was in the hospital and they were like all "if we don't give you this injection, you'll die!" and so I beat the crap out of those bastards, always trying to get me to buy their fucking medicine... #14469 | |
| That's* a good reason? Do you have a better URL for people asking about WC news? Or are you just picking a fight (tm)? #14471 | |
| Johnny says that about half the team will be leaving Origin... and that some will go on to work on the fifth(!) attempt at Privateer Online, and some will go to a Strike-Commander-esque online game. #14472 | |
| Apparently the team just found out within the hour. I should mail Swofford and ask him to confirm it...;) #14473 | |
| Yeah, we shouldn't do that. #14474 | |
| Boomer was fairly low on the food chain, though, Swofford's an executive. #14476 | |
| WCO was the initial thing, and then it became just PO. #14479 | |
| Hehehe, I *had* 6 for my Pure3D and 2 for my generic card. And I haven't noticed any change going to 16. #14480 | |
| I think EA will shut down Origin before it ever comes out. #14481 | |
| Yeah, lots of places are shutting down development houses these days... #14482 | |
| It just strikes me as the first step, how they've taken away Origin's support stuff and now they're cancelling games. #14484 | |
| Jumpstart Jumped Ship #14486 | |
| Forgot about the Saving Private Had-ryan thing... . #14489 | |
| I used to use FrontPage... #14491 | |
| Wow, I don't see any color definitions... #14493 | |
| I don't remember the URL for CICG #14495 | |
| And I do now, because I'm an idiot. #14497 | |
| Wow, she doesn't look like the sort of person who'd play Wing Commander. #14498 | |
| More like the sort of person who wouldn't date the sort of person who'd play Wing Commander. #14499 | |
| Eeeek, Lanced.net thinks they're better than us. #14501 | |
| LANCED.NET THINKS THEY'RE BETTER THAN US:o #14503 | |
| Hehehe, their update with the picture... #14504 | |
| Or maybe I'll do an update... #14505 | |
| Wow, in Episode 83, Brock leaves. #14507 | |
| WC is up to #1 at DVDEmpire, and down another hundred copies at DVDExpress #14510 | |
| That doesn't sound right. #14511 | |
| I suppose it should be gratifying to know that enjoyment Wing Commander isn't just limited to people who can name all 150 Pokemon. #14515 | |
| Hmmm... I think that's quite possible... #14518 | |
| Maybe they fixed it and didn't tell me. #14519 | |
| Indeed, the split blade enhances what knife users call the 'frickin coolness' factor of a weapon.. #14523 | |
| I plan to drink a lot in college. A lot of coke. #14524 | |
| Is my panties in there? #14525 | |
| Check out my monkey, Chris. #14526 | |
| Yeah, I knew you'd be envious of my monkey. #14527 | |
| I'll fix it, I have another update to put up. #14528 | |
| It's best to wait a few hours before fixing minor spelling things, though. #14529 | |
| It tells you when sites have been updated, if you choose to let it. #14531 | |
| Which is why we get more hits when we've updated more than once in a day. #14532 | |
| Stupid Trelane doesn't think I'm wittier than TV's Chandler. I don't see any quotes from Chandler in there. #14533 | |
| Still, we can't fault Eagle for his opinion. #14535 | |
| Now that it's more popular, Wing Commander can apply for cult classic status. #14538 | |
| And with my position as Kerri-Lee of the CIC, cool knife AND uniform, I'll be the cult leader! #14539 | |
| Do you think I could lead a cult, death? #14540 | |
| Mark Asher is fricking annoying, I think. #14541 | |
| The Guild is a cult! #14542 | |
| The Guild is the holiest order of my allies. #14543 | |
| death's position is SubCrid. #14544 | |
| No, but If I was going to rape 12 year old girls I'd get a vasectomy... but I'm not so I won't so there. #14547 | |
| Hehehe, just say that the CIC has been reporting sales stuff. #14548 | |
| !nofuckingway. #14549 | |
| (Okay, the Space Submarine was funny in person, but it wasn't funny 3,000 times later... #14552 | |
| Chris Reid doesn't start threads, he finishes them. #14553 | |
| Besides, it'd take approximately 190 years before we'd have enough empty calandar stands to display our WC games... #14554 | |
| U;n dksg ytou ahtrr #14556 | |
| I like James the CIC Special Events Monkey. #14558 | |
| Hmmm... 76 updates in 10 days... 7.6 updates a day, not bad. #14559 | |
| I had some pizza and watched part of a baseball game and now I'm back. I'm an all American kinda guy. #14561 | |
| Stupid slow-ass Saturdays:( #14562 | |
| Until after I've read Pilgrim Stars. #14565 | |
| I thought we opened at midnight LST. #14567 | |
| All we have to do is use the 4dfx card. #14569 | |
| Where's MAV live? #14571 | |
| 8 o'clock EST. #14572 | |
| One of you contact Chris Roberts? #14575 | |
| Make the starting time 7. #14576 | |
| Yeah, well, I don't think he likes me much;) So, yeah, you mail him. #14577 | |
| See, Trelane's obscene friend taught me something... about love... #14579 | |
| It had no weapons and it didn't move. #14580 | |
| Hmmm, remember when we accused you of flaming the Origin Board, Dan? #14582 | |
| He's taken a vow of silence because he made that swearscript... #14585 | |
| So what will we have? Punch and pie? #14586 | |
| We all regret doing things back then. I think you all know who I regret doing. #14587 | |
| Only complete losers wear uniforms... http://www.wcnews.com/loaf4.jpg... I digress... #14589 | |
| I made it out of animal parts... Erm, deathlok sent it to me. #14591 | |
| What? I wasn't being serious about either derogatory ace comment. #14596 | |
| Thas okay... not like I have anything else to do at 1:~( #14597 | |
| Wow, lots of people with... scary symbols in their nicks... #14598 | |
| Hey Chris, what are you going about bitch? #14599 | |
| I thought the Australian invasion ended... #14600 | |
| OH, Byydo wants me to give 'argon' a message... #14601 | |
| Apparently you're a moronic cocksucking flaming flooder. #14602 | |
| Hehehehe, Chris would hate to be permanently banned. I mean, he only got spammed into coming here. It's always good to see a channel deigned soley for the purpose of 'having people in it', non? #14604 | |
| They're kewl h@ck0rs. #14607 | |
| I'll teach you, Chris...instead of, for example, going "Hi, Chris!"... I would say "u r cris!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!" And instead of saying anything meaninful or intelligent, I'd replace o's with 0's. #14608 | |
| They like obscinities, too, because their parents don't let them use them at home:( #14609 | |
| Hehehe, you know why it's hard to find people? #14610 | |
| Because "people" don't give a blip about your channel <G> If I were having a party, I wouldn't go wandering around the city streets trying to get random people to come with me. #14611 | |
| Wouldn't that be fucking geeks? #14612 | |
| I prefer the title fucking geek... #14613 | |
| If 'some one' is any trace of a life, then you'll never have anyone:( #14614 | |
| At least I can do the cliche'd no-life stuff with style. #14615 | |
| Send it to me? Then ace won't have to encode as much. #14620 | |
| But we'll throw in a free one if you buy > 100 #14622 | |
| We'll explain the event further in the future. #14623 | |
| Because how would the black market ever hope to have enough of a cross section of people to provide any transplants? #14625 | |
| And how would the black market keep kidneys? #14626 | |
| China harvests organs from condemned criminals, IIRC... #14627 | |
| I hate you, Kenny. #14628 | |
| No, he's talking about the people in #fook. #14629 | |
| WHY IS AGWC SO FRICKING BORING TONIGHT?????????? . #14630 | |
| Because I'm a nice guy. #14631 | |
| Fuck you Halman, I'm the nicest fucking guy you'll ever meet. So go screw yerself, you shit eater. #14633 | |
| Like "ace, 3812ize me the 11 and the 92.38." #14634 | |
| Hmmm... should I send FOX a fan letter? Would that be obsessive or normal? #14635 | |
| Now, now, WCN did something stupider. They tried to compete with us. . #14638 | |
| Hehehe, I love the dance the kids do during that. #14640 | |
| I dunno, I have it set up so I type 'AceNet Board', and I'm there. #14641 | |
| That's because You-Know-What takes up everything you're not using. #14642 | |
| Eww, AOL. Oooh, will AOL tell you when Kerri is online? #14643 | |
| What if she doesn't have AOL Instant Messanger:~(? #14644 | |
| <-==> #14645 | |
| We should make available The Book of LOAF: Special Edition at the party. #14646 | |
| I could personally supervise the picking of quotes from the original Book of LOAF. #14647 | |
| But not Beth's Captain Johnny, our Captain Johnny. #14651 | |
| I added you, but you're not online. #14652 | |
| Does it warn you who's added you? #14654 | |
| I've got that suave AOLer spirit. #14655 | |
| But I know she's real, because AOL wouldn't let me use her name. #14657 | |
| I added her and then I deleted her because I got freaked. #14658 | |
| I added my past life, too. #14660 | |
| It'd be weird if the one WC guy I ran into on AOL were you. But it wasn't you. #14663 | |
| LOAF1111: I visited them... but my 10 free hours were in 7th grade, IIRC, and the only person I ever ran into was somebody who'd just read End Run too... #14664 | |
| By that description, the technical term is *NOT* 'Nebie PBM writing school', but rather 'crapfest'. #14666 | |
| That's probably why Raptor resents the term you used. #14667 | |
| I HATE YOUR ASS, BITCH! #14668 | |
| Hehehe, I had a 14.4 the next year. #14669 | |
| That's as crappy as the CIC's Chat Board:( #14671 | |
| AHH! There are different kinds:~( #14672 | |
| But now we can stalk her online! #14673 | |
| I'm the man. #14674 | |
| So Celina uses AOL too? #14675 | |
| But I don't use erols anymore anyway. #14676 | |
| So, you know, ptttttth. #14677 | |
| Lemme have the book to begin remastering. #14678 | |
| Or just play each quote one at a time, and I'll tell you which to keep in the special edition. #14679 | |
| What was the last bit of news@ mail you got? #14682 | |
| Okay. That was much earlier, though... #14683 | |
| Oh, I missed a great opertunity at the newsgroup #14684 | |
| And I have NO idea how to get X-News to go back and find old posts. #14685 | |
| I figure the perfect thing to stick in there would be Paladin's conversation with Blair in the WC movie... #14687 | |
| Ahh, I'll get it next time somebody accuses me of being God. #14688 | |
| I bid you all adieu, you've been a great audience... #14689 | |
| Lanced.net is the Internet's premiere site for men named Lance. #14690 | |
| That was from The BOok of LOAF. #14691 | |
| Oh, the boy who never grew up. I don't think he ever liked Wing Commander. #14692 | |
| Yes, he was always an egotistical little beotch. #14693 | |
| If you want to start a fight, could we *PLEASE* argue about something else, because I'm tired of this one. I didn't mention that any of the other books (including the other movie books) pertain to anything else, so why single this one out? #14694 | |
| I want to put out some flamebate, too, though... #14695 | |
| Because when somebody asks where he can get WC News, the last place to tell him to look is WCNews.com. #14700 | |
| "Where can I find the latest stock quotes?" "Try the WallStreet Journal." "YOU BASTARD! You think your fucking journal knows everything, don't you?" #14701 | |
| Gimme an C! Gimme an H! Gimme an R! Gimme an I! Gimme an S! Gimme a REID! CHRIS REID! Yay! #14702 | |
| Mythological bastard, actually... I am OROOS of Carthag! #14705 | |
| I'm a board, you're a board, this is not a board. #14707 | |
| My opinion is: I HATE CHRIS! Uberintelligent, little man. #14708 | |
| Alt.games.wing-commander. No Rules. Just Right. #14709 | |
| Hey Clem, get my dog Blue and we'll go a-readin'! #14710 | |
| Yes! Screw you Bandit! Screw you for justifying your reasons for calling Cali-Guy a total Fucking Jack Ass! Screw you for telling the truth! Screw you for not coming up with a trollish retort like "Screw you"! #14711 | |
| Yes, for Delance is indeed a cruel mistress... I've just been waiting to say that, really... #14714 | |
| I suppose so that longtime Wing Commander fans don't go "HEY! THAT'S DAIMON KARNES! I REMEMBER HIM FROM LATER ON IN THIS EPISODE!" #14715 | |
| Isn't it ironic, dontcha think... #14716 | |
| God damn that got me hotter than hell, post some more man!!! #14718 | |
| And I foudn *SOMETHING EVEN SICKER* that he's done, to close off my comments. #14721 | |
| ChrisReidianity... #14722 | |
| Speaking of no respect, Chris did a bit of research (the DejaNews kind of research, not the DNA tracing kind), and we may have found just what's wrong with Cali... #14723 | |
| (Oh, I just needed a place to put this, so here it is. #14724 | |
| Sick, but not the sickest thing of all. #14727 | |
| That should be his auto-greeet. #14729 | |
| If not I'll do some silly movie stuff. #14731 | |
| Yeah, I'm gonna send them, I have everything set, I'm just slow. They'll be out before the end of the month, because if I don't get rid of them by then I don't know what I'll do with them. #14732 | |
| Ther'ell be punch and pie at the party next month. #14733 | |
| Then I'll begin the slow drive to where you are, Psych:() #14734 | |
| "What the hell is this, You Mother Fucker, this was WAY too Far, God Damnit, What the hell is wrong with you?" #14735 | |
| Hehehe, I need whatever it was he called me a while back. #14736 | |
| I'm willing to bet WCIVDVD will get there first. #14738 | |
| Oh... but don't you already know about high school? #14739 | |
| You have to have an ASs Blasting card? #14740 | |
| I'll bet Hades gets more mentions than ace in the book:( I think Hades is the most mentioned person. Or Chris #14741 | |
| Hehehe, not everyone who disagrees with Chris are wrong. #14743 | |
| Oh, Byyd, check out the newsgroup, I REALLY ripped up this guy today. #14744 | |
| Doing that *REALLY* drives trolls insane. #14745 | |
| It's funny, oh, you need the e-mail he sent me when I revealed that he posted to alt.sex.children #14747 | |
| Hehehehe, his spelling gets worse and worse as he descends into madness. #14748 | |
| That was fast. #14752 | |
| Erm, anyway, the Nephilim ships page looks really kickass. #14755 | |
| Hehehe, is there some reason Gene Tang is being suck a jerkoff now? #14757 | |
| Yeah, you don't really get into those serious spelling classes until 4th grade. #14758 | |
| When he first posted I said we could have fun with him, and by golly we ARE having fun with him! #14759 | |
| Chris would never let you see his bregreade on the first date. #14765 | |
| ChrisReid is livin the viva loca. #14766 | |
| Even that was borderline trollish, though. #14769 | |
| No, they way he implied that the thread was below him... #14770 | |
| Yay! I took a DS identification course a while back... #14773 | |
| And I think Tre can do it. #14775 | |
| I realized that every single thing I've said that's in the book is already GOLDEN PERFECT. Therefore, I think the special edition should be a searcable version of the Book. #14776 | |
| Hehehe, GNN stole WCHS' starfield... #14777 | |
| So like, if I wanted to find book quotes dealing with... crabs... #14778 | |
| Hehehe... our hosting people got really pissed when we tried to put 400 megs of Academy realmovies while setting up the site. #14779 | |
| Yeah... apparently you're supposed to tell them when you're expecting increased bandwith or something. #14781 | |
| They're not that nice. #14782 | |
| Hmmm... we should join the IF... #14784 | |
| All we put on is that little IF logo. #14787 | |
| But Lanced.net has a smaller menu bar. #14790 | |
| If anything I'd make it 127 instead of 125 so it fights exactly the same. #14791 | |
| Hehehehe, I'm not insulting you... unless you're trying to be insulted. #14793 | |
| BYYDO! YOU SUCK MORE ASS THAN A GIRLSCOUT! #14794 | |
| If I slept till noon I'd miss the morning traffic report:( #14795 | |
| * LOAF prods Chris #14796 | |
| CHRIS! Wake up. #14797 | |
| Yeah, just this morning I called Byyd a cocksucking superslut, and he didn't mind... he wasn't there, of course... #14799 | |
| He's a jerk-off and shouldn't be allowed to chat with us. Re-akick him. #14800 | |
| Mmmkay, Chris, I added the logo to CIC-Orange and CIC-Blue. Hades can get Green later, I suppose. #14806 | |
| From now on I promise to never, ever believe that there's good in people. #14808 | |
| Hehehe, he worked for EA, and then directed WCP and left and now he runs the company that we're trying to convince to make WC DVDs... #14811 | |
| Hehehe, they were his idea, actually... he's just not sure he can make a profit off of them. #14812 | |
| I disagree, B&B was the biggest crap of them all, Celebrity deathmatch is good. #14816 | |
| Yeah... oh well. He also gave me a uniform, which is where the soul thing came from <G> #14817 | |
| Wow, the book works here. That's semi-disturbing. #14818 | |
| Say something in the other IRC, Chris, I'm scared:( #14819 | |
| Nah, that's okay, this place is fine without The Book... #14820 | |
| Hehehehe. People who have previously experienced The Book may have flashbacks, a la Vietnam. #14821 | |
| Hehehehe. Hey, we're gonna have Privateer Online... and it's gonna be big... until it gets cancelled in favor of Wings of Glory II... #14822 | |
| Erm, but I'd be nice if another company got the license instead of Origin, too... #14823 | |
| No idea. WC fans go in waves... I remember all my friends from the Origin Board a long time ago:( #14825 | |
| Hehehe, Akkbar's just being Akkbar... #14826 | |
| Akk can't access it, I dont' think. #14829 | |
| I found part of the TCU a few weeks ago. #14830 | |
| I still have the glass cutter and suction cups from that time I tried to pretend to be one of those stuffed Garfields in someone's cars. #14831 | |
| Me, Chris, Byydo and lots of women. #14832 | |
| The point of those numbers is comparative, anyway. #14834 | |
| Bad knews Hades:~( The LightSpeed Fine art got Bioforge+'d... #14835 | |
| Which at least means we don't have to deal with LSFA anymore. #14836 | |
| Neon Turtle Retribution Banter. #14839 | |
| Hehehe, I used to work in a whorehouse. #14845 | |
| When I was in France I used to eat Miel Amis. Because they had a big ant on the box. Mmmm, ants, I thought, and bought them. I wish I could get them here:( #14846 | |
| Hehehe, just about how he loved the babes.net #14849 | |
| It looked like Privateer 2... #14851 | |
| Yeah, Lanced.net is late.always. #14852 | |
| Somebody's selling a Wing Commander Pen at Ebay, I want that. #14853 | |
| Hmmm... I should probably just get married at random, then whenever me and my wife have people over we can tell the story and I can go "Oh, well I don't believe in pre-marital dating! LOL!"... #14854 | |
| Hey, can we access people's passwords? #14856 | |
| What's that other cross-section thing? Is that the supershuttle? #14857 | |
| We are producing a cut-away poster of the Tiger Claw which is the main ship in the Movie. The poster will be 24"x36" and will be printed in 5 colors on acid free archival paper stock. The scene will include the tiger claw and the fighter ships it carries as well as the Kilrathi fighters in a battle. #14858 | |
| Hmmm, note to Chris, need help. #14861 | |
| Last time I talked to him I accidently convinced him I was a retailer interested in distributing the mask... #14862 | |
| I can't find the address:/ Did I ever forward it to you? Wait. info@cinemasecrets.com #14864 | |
| "Hi! I'm interested in ordering your Wing Commander masks, but the 'order information' section of your web site is blank! How can I go about ordering these masks?" #14865 | |
| Bandit-o's was that cereal I used to market... before we changed the name to Crispy Shredded LOAF's. #14866 | |
| Delance is Brazilian, he listens to singing Capybaras. #14867 | |
| I had this idea, Byyd... what if we went to that Nuclear Power plant and melded ourselves into one super-flaming individual? #14868 | |
| Where's the address searching thing at networksolutions.com? #14870 | |
| Hehehehe, I love the SciPubTech page. It's so... kind. Extra!!! Since you took the time to read this page, here are sketches of the Defiant and a Klingon knife by way of thanks! At the bottom of their staff page. #14871 | |
| You'll get it soon. #14872 | |
| Oh, my update for tomorrow says that the shirts are coming today. #14875 | |
| Will you have pictures of them tomorrow? #14876 | |
| Hehehe, the fact that we have a gay mexican she-male working on the staff probably already offends people. #14877 | |
| That sounds right. But why University of Washington:(? #14879 | |
| You could live on campus. You *should* live on Campus. #14880 | |
| HmmmHmmmHmmmHmmmHmmmHmmmHmmmHmmmHmmmHmmmHmmmHmmmHmmmHmmmHmmmHmmmh #14881 | |
| Oooh! Time for the news! #14882 | |
| Trelane! ace! Byydo! Let our powers combine! #14883 | |
| Except there are no other band chicks, because it's an ape-band. #14884 | |
| 7The KKKolor Green #14885 | |
| That bitch! lets akick him. #14887 | |
| Stupid rats, I want to see little girls eating kittens. #14888 | |
| Tell them you're gay so you'll get a female roomate. #14890 | |
| I used to take drugs for depression:( #14891 | |
| Nothing makes my joints feel better:( #14894 | |
| :-D (The CSS Diligent) #14896 | |
| Heya. You're SCUM:o We don't associate with people who have []'s in their nicks. Because they screw up the greetingscript. Chris tried to add you and your []'s, and it KILLED HIM! #14897 | |
| The InterNet is full of st00pid people who think that the fact that they watch B5 makes them intelligent. There are millions of B5 CZs, due to that fact. #14901 | |
| For example... | |
| <LittleGirl> Mommy, what's that cereal I really like? | |
| <Mommy> Oh, I don't know... Reverend Martin Luther King? | |
| <LittleGirl> Yeah! #14904 | |
| Yeah, if you're a fireman, it's your job to die. #14905 | |
| The rain in spain falls lightly on the flat. #14906 | |
| We should mail Inty-wad-ulma about his A-10 post... #14907 | |
| The article about it specifically said they were working on like SIX other sims, and the people from A-10 are going to go work on other sims. #14909 | |
| Inty-wad-ulma is a sesationalist loser. #14910 | |
| Oooh, Khris, Beth replied to you. #14913 | |
| CIC-Blue is nice because it sounds like "Arecebo", and that's where alien signals come from, nacth. #14914 | |
| Then it will be a good birthday. Will we be able to do things like upgrade the links page? and the files page? #14917 | |
| It's not the 'next' Hellcat (as many people for some reason assume), it's the replacement for the Hellcat... #14918 | |
| F-109A (93), F-109S (117) & F-109B (125) #14919 | |
| I n33d t0 r3s3t:( >>>>NOW<<<< #14923 | |
| Wow, I just hit 'Start', and then selected 'Shut Down', and them I turned my computer back on using the button. And when it got to my password screen, I typed my password. Then I turned on the ATI TV program, and set it to channel 13... And then I double clicked on mIRC. And when I logged on, I typed /msg nickserv identify password... and then I /joined #WingNut and #WCNews, except I typed WIngNut and WCNEws. #14925 | |
| It didn't sound like he liked it. #14928 | |
| No, I need your address, though. #14929 | |
| Friendly but serious accurately describes Primate. He is determined to eradicate the menace and sees everything in terms of the effort against the Confederation. He's been training since he was six, and when the Kilrahti war ended he was only gettnig started. Now he's channeled his energies toward the Confederation Aggressors. He follows those who lead by example, not by "charisma". #14931 | |
| Tex came up through the ranks by being a skilled pilot and has always impressed the "brass" with his abilities. Personally, however, he struggles daily to improve, never being satisfied with his current accomplishments. His attitude makes him somewhat unpopular among the rank and file, as the other pilots feel defesnive about their own skills when he denigrates his own. #14932 | |
| No, but $58 says there's a woman someone on the WCUE team will never date named Shanon Marx. #14934 | |
| If I had any respect for you then, it's gone now. #14937 | |
| Wow, we've had 10,000 hits? #14938 | |
| Wow, mycineton sucks:( #14939 | |
| He's some AOLer. I slayed him Byydo-style. #14940 | |
| I'm not a playa, I just crush a lot. #14942 | |
| You've made an ass out of you and me! Wait, not me, you. #14943 | |
| It's like I know, but I don't. #14944 | |
| That happened to me too, once... an intense wave of gamma radiation hit me and I COMPLETELY forgot what happened in Secret Ops. #14945 | |
| You should have told me you were doing that:( #14950 | |
| Two Delances are not as good as none. #14952 | |
| No, I didn't know until somebody started talking about you reconnecting. #14953 | |
| Oh, no, I have no morals. #14955 | |
| Especially when Locke is involved;) #14956 | |
| I haven't liked Locke ever since his whole agwc debacle... #14957 | |
| But he does *NOT* understand UseNet etiquette. #14959 | |
| Trelane hasn't programmed LOAFSearch yet. #14960 | |
| HCl never made sense to you? #14962 | |
| HCl, Hydrogen Chloride... Hydrochlorid Acid....? #14963 | |
| What about our son????? #14965 | |
| You should add the part about the baby. #14967 | |
| Because that was a good line. #14968 | |
| But I have the business cards of some people who don't work for Origin any more... and... a picture of Samcat... and a two dollar bill... and some cards... and a picture of a Vaktoth... and a penny that got squashed to have a crab on it... #14970 | |
| We call you gay all the time, but she wasn't that hot in STar Wars. #14972 | |
| She was all scary, with the makeup and stuff. #14973 | |
| Actually, Akkbar usually requires a pain in the ass (his or the partners) to bring him to climax. #14975 | |
| So is Linux, but Linux can go fuck itself. #14977 | |
| Maybe you've always been split off or something. #14979 | |
| really. I'm gonna slice that bastard. #14980 | |
| Well, yeah, but he emailed me from his mindspring account. #14981 | |
| But there will be more single player games. #14984 | |
| None yet, but they issued a thing saying they would be doing more in the future. #14985 | |
| User ID History and E-mail Information for anlashoknab5 #14988 | |
| anlashoknab5 can be contacted via e-mail: alanchan@iname.com #14989 | |
| Someday it'll be just you and I. #14993 | |
| :( #14994 | |
| Not you, Had. #14995 | |
| That depends, Had... When they find your bullet ridden corpse... perhaps your parents and maybe your brother will think that the price was high... But Chris will consider it cheap. #14996 | |
| Chris will naturally live in DC. BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE SENATORS LIVE. #14998 | |
| Only staff members and other people. #15002 | |
| EEEEEEK! What happened? #15003 | |
| SATIN! #15004 | |
| Yeah, what's that drug number? #15005 | |
| God dammit, how long has this baseball game been in the 7th? #15007 | |
| The InterNational Rule of the InterNet (ININ) is that spelling things wrong makes you right. #15009 | |
| I don't have anything better to do. Except I'm going to Busch Gardens next week. #15013 | |
| The Baltimore Oreos are our baseball team. #15015 | |
| hehehehe, lets take a Seti@home graphic... and mix it with a picture of Hitler... and then it'll be just like Contact. And I'll be that religious guy, and I'll have sex with Jodie Foster. #15016 | |
| You're lamer than a big... lame... #15017 | |
| I've been REALLY great at insulting people there lately. #15020 | |
| Oh, her, yeah, she's a #Wing-Commander. I don't affiliate with them. #15022 | |
| SHE FLIES A HELICOPTER. How much closer to being a WC fan can you get? #15023 | |
| Oh, yeah, tre just knew. He has a poster. #15025 | |
| It has all 151 Pokemon, all 7 DragonBalls and all the Backstreet Boys. #15026 | |
| It could be worse. He could subscribe to eBay magazine. #15027 | |
| But *MY* opinion is the opinion of GOD, so it's not an OPINION, it's a FACT. #15028 | |
| The Jeffersons moved on up. They were pretty black. #15029 | |
| I'm pretty fly, for a LOAF-pie. #15030 | |
| Wow, the head of the air and space museum died:( #15031 | |
| I bet I know what that's in response to. #15032 | |
| Anyway, I didn't want to say it with Had around, but the graphics look good. #15039 | |
| Oh. You should, they're funny. #15040 | |
| Awww, you're actually disgusted by them? #15041 | |
| Hehehe, well if you really want to we can start a Starlancer site and beat them. #15042 | |
| Hehehe, they won't die on their own, whatever DA's plan for them is was decided long before they were actually made into a site. #15043 | |
| Just like Origin has a greater plan for us... #15044 | |
| Hits don't matter to them. (in that sense, at least, because Inty makes up his own hits, remember?. #15046 | |
| Anyway, I don't see whats wrong with them getting some credit with DA... not that they deserve it, but we can't have everything <G> #15047 | |
| But it's not like it hurts us... #15048 | |
| But I digress, because I think Lanced.net (Official Slogan: "We get a quarter of our hits from the CIC") would be a good sentance. #15049 | |
| Hmmm, what are you suggesting? #15052 | |
| Hmmm, so maybhaps I should figure out some sort of serious update... and stick that quote in it... Ahh! I'll credit them for that ATFW interview I wasn't going to update about but will now... #15053 | |
| That's good, because I really didn't have any other idea. #15054 | |
| No, he counts *ALL* of the pagehits. #15055 | |
| Every time somebody reloads the CZ, every subpage... all as one hitcount. #15056 | |
| He posted something about how he'd gotten thousands of hits daily and the game wasn't even out yet at agwc. #15057 | |
| Talked to him earlier... #15059 | |
| Yes, apparently somebody in #wing-commander on DAL had a vasectomie and talked about it a bit TOO much... #15062 | |
| Oh, that reminds me, the WCA-RPG is going to break away from the Aces. #15063 | |
| Which further dooms them...<G> #15064 | |
| Hmmm, people keep asking about the encyclopedia and the timeline. I should post saying that they're definately going to be ready so I can't weasel out at the last minute. #15065 | |
| Hehehe, UT isn't going to be that much of a change. #15068 | |
| I'll be able to transfer files faster, and I'll be able to visit Origin to see Privateer Online in the works more easily. #15069 | |
| Hehehe, 13 hours a week, not a day. #15071 | |
| 12 is the lower you can have... 20 is the highest, I think. #15072 | |
| Yeah. And most of them are in the morning anyway. #15073 | |
| and I *PROMISE* I'll beat the crap out if Inty if he ever visits Austin. #15074 | |
| What the | |
| <fuck> is up with these popsicle commercials? #15078 | |
| Well, I thought about the Mobile Infantry. Say something with "Zygoma Beach" in it. #15082 | |
| Very very few of their updates have anything to do with Starlancer. I like the other site... #15083 | |
| Yeah, Wizzy's site. Wizzy mixed them up. #15088 | |
| No, it's more like notepad on vitamins, it doesn't do like word stuff. #15090 | |
| Hmmm, what were the lyrics for the music video version of Uncle Fucka? #15092 | |
| I mean, like, SuperWTF? #15094 | |
| It's not in dev right no:/ They're working on Privateer Online. #15095 | |
| Yeah. They tried WCOL, but it didn't work out... so they're doing just Privateer. #15097 | |
| It's for egotistical SOB's who want to look kewl to computer people. #15099 | |
| WCOL would have been with you serving for Confed or th Kilrathi as well as being a Privateer #15100 | |
| Gene Tang is impossible:( #15102 | |
| "And what of the allied pilot who has caused us so much trouble?" #15103 | |
| "Excellent, without him, Washington DC itself shall be in our hands..." #15105 | |
| You do so use my jokes. Like how sometimes I add 'Knight' after my name for fun. I've never done it before, but I was going to in the future if I'd thought of it and if it were actually funny. #15106 | |
| Hehehe, I apologized to that KKKNJ guy, and he didn't even bother to reply, I don't feel bad about hating him now. #15107 | |
| OH MY GOD! GET HIM OFF! GET HIM OFF! #15108 | |
| How do they look? Great great or Jibbo's Sitting Next to me Great? #15109 | |
| I don't think I could possibly run a site that's title is "G-A" something. #15110 | |
| Exactly, but we incited it... #15112 | |
| What an odd bit of e-mail. #15114 | |
| Anything that starts off "Here goes Chris!" is odd. #15115 | |
| Want me to put it in the queue? #15116 | |
| I just need those pictures from Private Hadryan. #15118 | |
| I'm going to gun people down from that UT Tower and get on the news. #15120 | |
| We're having trouble with LOAF: The Movie, though. Casting difficulities. #15123 | |
| The Book is available in full. You just have to !LOAF a lot. #15125 | |
| I spoke to an old friend of mine a while ago, he's trying to do a Kilrathi campaign for WCP... And it just so happens that he's come into posession of a copy of MED... #15126 | |
| Johnny, but I digress... #15127 | |
| I've tried to respond in a silly manner. But they wouldn't stop, so we just started insulting them today instead of just responding. #15131 | |
| Dash it, I'm tired of waiting for my dorm info. #15132 | |
| I need to know where to have my copy of Pilgrim Stars sent. #15133 | |
| You poor soul, you must have shown interest:( #15134 | |
| JA2 may be a great game... #15135 | |
| BUT YOU DON'T SAY ANYTHING AROUND PSYCH FOR RISK OF death! #15136 | |
| We're not scrubs out here.... #15137 | |
| No, he was a superjerk. #15140 | |
| I haven't checked the Space Sim Newsgroup since I got my new computer #15141 | |
| http://members.xoom.com/_XOOM/klhfan/index.html NOW I HAVE MY 0WN W3B P4G3!!!! #15144 | |
| But I'm awesome too on the NG. #15145 | |
| Yeah, I used to not like Vanhecke, or Delance. #15147 | |
| We've lost too many good people to that virus. #15148 | |
| Yo, C. #15152 | |
| Privateer Online. #15155 | |
| Well, there's nothing *AT* Blue, all the interesting stuff is on my hard drive. #15157 | |
| He stays on an island with some woman to breed pokemon. #15159 | |
| Hmmm... anyway, some other guy joins them after Brock #15162 | |
| Hehehehehe, he's banned because he's an a-hole. #15163 | |
| There's, of course, no way in hell of this ever happening. #15164 | |
| And I banned his other two nicks, what's your point? #15166 | |
| You should turn autoinvite back on. #15169 | |
| http://members.xoom.com/EagleSecret/ #15172 | |
| Tis FREAKY-WEIRD #15173 | |
| But Delance didn't tell us about it. #15174 | |
| It's moreover hilarious. #15175 | |
| It's very sick, these are sick people. #15178 | |
| THey're not WingNuts, they're... ewww, I don't know. #15179 | |
| It's way sicker than my Xoom site. #15180 | |
| Sarah Michelle Geller and TV's Felicity going at it for like six hours? #15181 | |
| Erm... but the official story must be that Tracer gave it to us. #15182 | |
| Now... this cannot get back to us... #15183 | |
| So the story must be that Psych found it? #15184 | |
| Psych will, he'll notice the notice. #15186 | |
| Turn off your logging device... #15187 | |
| Now... every once in a while, don't mind how, we come into certain pieces of information... #15188 | |
| We have discovered... a certain site... that we believe the TC would do great things with... #15191 | |
| It's the sort of thing they could... have a lot of fun with. #15193 | |
| But we want you to give Mav this URL... and tell him that you found it accidently. #15194 | |
| Did you try to go into their channel? #15201 | |
| Anyway, I'm sure you'll find something constructive to do with this information... #15203 | |
| One of them is. VERY scary. #15204 | |
| Hehehehe, I'm worried enough that you'll kick my ass in Austin... #15206 | |
| Wow, the killfile really works in cgspies #15208 | |
| Hehehehe, or just get it and send it directly to Eagle now. #15213 | |
| Or maybe we should just make our own book. #15214 | |
| A&M is like the opposite of UT, apparently. At least according to David Swofford... #15216 | |
| Five updates, in the chute! #15220 | |
| GOD FUCKING DAMMIT! WHY?????????? #15222 | |
| Oh, not why to you, it never fails, I update and then I get more news in the mail. #15223 | |
| Hey Chris, check the cic. #15224 | |
| I just finished my update for today... Now I can relax. #15225 | |
| Rock is a jerk. #15228 | |
| Captain Johnny is doing a similar addon... that'll be good, if he ever finishes it. #15229 | |
| Hehehe, Johnny still has MED, so it'll be good. #15231 | |
| It's like FRED except really really complex and with a less stupid, more boring name. #15233 | |
| Hehehe, the Pokemon commercials are SOO MEAN. #15234 | |
| There's one where they squash a bus full of Pokemon to make Pokemon Gameboy... #15235 | |
| And they squash a pile of them with a pinball table to make Pokemon Pinball. #15236 | |
| We killed of *THAT* conversation. #15237 | |
| God? God is the biggest bitch of them all. #15239 | |
| Which is in Hadville. #15241 | |
| Wow, she could play Hunter. #15242 | |
| Byydo is dull and I'm responsible. #15243 | |
| Goodnight, Godbless and... I don't know, something else that starts with G. Gag on some soup. #15247 | |
| Their catalog was like that. It used to say Kilrathi in some places and Kelrathai in others, but they've 'corrected' it... #15249 | |
| Yeah... I should get a job... #15251 | |
| Oh, I had an odd CIC related dream. #15255 | |
| We were on Leno talking about the CIC and he yelled at me and they cut our part... #15256 | |
| I probably shouldn't watch Leno again, because he was so mean to me. #15257 | |
| I updated my web site this morning, too. http://members.xoom.com/_XOOM/klhfan/index.html #15259 | |
| I killfiled everybody involved on those DKS wars and now cgspi is nice and.... agwc3y... #15260 | |
| Wow, that sucks. I haven't had any problems yet... #15261 | |
| But he was mean and kicked me off. #15263 | |
| Actually Intywad just sent me 'news'... #15264 | |
| If I load my TV program, which is 'always on top'... and I load replayer, which is 'always on top'... Which one wins? #15265 | |
| * Bandit_LOAF gives Trelane a crossbow. Use it well. #15267 | |
| You can Kilrathi Saga my Action Stations. (KS my AS) #15273 | |
| What was Chris' good WC joke? #15274 | |
| WOw, that was a good joke. #15275 | |
| I'm glad there was no storm here, Skyfox wouldn't have been able to fly. #15276 | |
| Okay... a few things... o The yellow tubes coming out of his crotch? o Why does that woman look just like him? o What's that part at the top with the white goo on his face? o Did he graduate in Hawaii? I think the yellow tubes are the gayest part, though. #15277 | |
| That's way freaky. #15279 | |
| !LOAFSearch As you like it #15280 | |
| !LOAFSearch There are units smaller than minutes on my counter... #15281 | |
| Chris: I can't find that post about the movie in England. #15285 | |
| Chris: the problem with the script was that when you search for Akkbar it had to go through hundreds of Akkbar introduced phrases. #15287 | |
| I guess I should say more about Honeycomb. #15288 | |
| Erm, well you know what I mean. #15289 | |
| What would I never say? #15290 | |
| Wow, thankyou #15291 | |
| And I'm a wonderful man... #15292 | |
| !LOAFSearch brock #15293 | |
| I've been wearing these pyjamas for days:~( #15294 | |
| Yeah, way to go, Tre, making an evil program. #15296 | |
| Wow, The Pug just came in. #15297 | |
| You know, I often have only a minute or so to go from visiting with my Friends to being in South Korea... #15302 | |
| Where are you, anyway? Who are you? #15304 | |
| THe WC2 manuals all talk about the particle being like a long range neutron gun, but it really isn't. #15308 | |
| Hehehe. The BEARCAT is a pain to aim with. #15309 | |
| Nice all purpose ship... there was no good mission for them in WC4, admittably. #15310 | |
| Hellcat's don't have three torpedoes... #15311 | |
| Psych will never realize that. #15314 | |
| It's a script... it's stuff I've said. #15315 | |
| I don't usually spell your name right. #15321 | |
| You've seen my head before:P #15323 | |
| When I was younger I once got stopped by the police because they thought I'd been buying cigarettes... Erm, but what they thought were cigarettes were WC:CCG starters. #15324 | |
| My theory is that crap tastes good. #15325 | |
| I mean, I'm not about to TEST this theory, but doesn't the body take everythign *EXCEPT* the delicious parts out? #15326 | |
| But what if shit tastes good. Then tasting like shit would be a good thing. #15327 | |
| Because it'll crash you s00n... #15329 | |
| Hehehe... uhm... that's... a thing I was doing... #15330 | |
| Yeah, whenever there's something there's a lot of in it, it makes Chris pause. #15332 | |
| Nah, they're Rapier II's, they're very new. It's just nice how they bothered to make a distinction in WC1... #15335 | |
| Hehe, I'm pretty sure its you. #15338 | |
| Oh, that reminds me, I saw your long lost family at the grocery store earlier. #15339 | |
| He's on ICQ and not here soemtimes. #15340 | |
| Scarier than *MY* picture:(? #15341 | |
| Except I don't want search engines to be able to find it. #15344 | |
| Hmmm, that's a good idea, Khris. #15345 | |
| I can be a CIC Affiliate. #15346 | |
| Oh, that's the Wyeller Dome, Marina Complex 1A. #15348 | |
| I like how WC killed off all the minorities. #15351 | |
| Unless you want them to magically create games instantly. #15354 | |
| I thought it was cool. #15356 | |
| I'm going to say that to lots of people. #15357 | |
| Erm, but I thought it was funny. #15358 | |
| Lanced.net is lame.ass. #15359 | |
| WHat'd they offer you? #15361 | |
| Want to write an expose? #15362 | |
| Are you lying about being doped up on truth serums? #15363 | |
| Wow, that's what they offered Lanced.net. #15364 | |
| I'm a sexual man, baby. #15365 | |
| I guess I've never said Anus. #15366 | |
| Yeah... very sad. #15368 | |
| At least Origin didn't employ anybody to get a WC site set up for them... #15369 | |
| Yeah. That's like Bill Gates asking you to do a Starlancer site. #15370 | |
| <Delance> I asked a girl with how many she had gone to bed, and she understood with how many she had made out.. #15372 | |
| <Delance> and I when WTF?? | |
| <Bandit_LOAF> Hehehehehehe | |
| <Delance> then I explained | |
| <Delance> now she won't talk to me!!!! #15374 | |
| <Delance> well, if I'm going in, I want to know how many went before #15376 | |
| <Delance> don't you americans ask about people's sexual history? #15377 | |
| Chris probably has the log where we suck Neil Young's | |
| <dick> #15382 | |
| It'd be neat if we could freak people out by flooding channels with quotes about them. #15383 | |
| Hehehehe, kill it... #15384 | |
| Being gay isn't a 'choice', it's just something that happens to people. #15385 | |
| Neil was the guy who made sure WC didn't get cancelled after Prophecy. #15387 | |
| Eagle = Berdos! #15388 | |
| I fucking hate you, Eagle #15389 | |
| So basically... What we want to do... Is install Linux... And then install a Windows emulator... And when we set up that Windows emulator, all we'll probably actually do is install a Gameboy Emulator and play Pokemon. #15392 | |
| I've been having strange dreams lately:( #15395 | |
| When he leaves, we shall mourn his passing with a funeral. #15396 | |
| I can't wait till Gene Roddenberry's Microsoft Windows 2000 comes out... #15398 | |
| The new book won't be out for a month. #15399 | |
| I dunno, they let me get WC books quickly. #15400 | |
| That's a script. #15401 | |
| Kittens give Morbo gas. #15404 | |
| Maybe you should get a new phone line... #15406 | |
| Set up a second computer... #15407 | |
| And make it the LOAFServer. #15408 | |
| And it can do all the quotes and such. #15409 | |
| That was before the whole Tarzan mastrubation thing, too. #15412 | |
| I just realized... that email I asked you to send? #15415 | |
| Because I'm an idiot, possibly. #15417 | |
| You're not going to go see EWS tomorrow:(? #15421 | |
| Nicole Kidman has a really great pair of plots. #15422 | |
| I *WAS* going to go eat lunch... #15424 | |
| Hey Samcatt, want to go see Eyes Wide Shut? For the plot? #15428 | |
| Wow, I haven't gotten a comp.whatever.space-sim post all day. #15429 | |
| I killfiled everyone who posts to those BC3K flamewars, though. #15430 | |
| Hehehe, just buy an area 4 and crack it. That's what I did! Except without the area 4, and without the cracking. #15433 | |
| I don't know what sepll deferens is, it may be teleport. #15434 | |
| I don't want you to hurt the baby!:~( #15435 | |
| Yeah, CIC members don't need to fight... #15436 | |
| Which is why very few people are invited to be CIC staff members. #15437 | |
| I'm going to go see Eyes Wide Shut... For the plot... #15441 | |
| But I did see Eyes Wide Shut and find some cold pizza in a car. #15442 | |
| All in all, a satisfying evening. #15443 | |
| Hehehe, it was really good... but not in the h0t seks kind of good, in the 'wow, that's a good movie' kind of good... #15444 | |
| Anyway, I don't know where the pizza came from (the box just said 'Pizza' on it), but it was pretty dashed good... #15448 | |
| Hehehe, my dads. Samcat(tm) and I ran into him and Bee_Czar at the theater and I went home with them. And there was a pizza in the back seat. #15449 | |
| You have bad ass vooodo skillz:~( #15450 | |
| At least you're using them for good, I guess. #15451 | |
| Looks like there's good stuff to update today, I think it'll break my record. #15457 | |
| Yeah. Nothing important, but there's enough to beat 107... #15458 | |
| Hehehe, it's not really a $1 End Run, is it? #15460 | |
| I'm gonna set up my 3DO with my TV card so I can play on my computer... #15461 | |
| Next week, actually, to get shots for the encyclopedia. #15462 | |
| Yeah, lets do that. #15464 | |
| I'm talking about coke too. #15465 | |
| Hey guys! I have an dope idea! Lets go to Wizzy's message board and talk about Wizzy! Yay! #15466 | |
| In fact, here they've almost all shifted to a serve yourself policy... but before that they gave refills if you asked. #15467 | |
| Ineed. That's what school is like in the US. You should move here, Hades. #15468 | |
| Hmmm, I should put the Peanut Suicide pictures on AHCZ... #15469 | |
| If you wait until you're legally old enough to do so, you'll probably stop getting tickets for 'driving'. #15471 | |
| ace was having that party... He probably went to that. #15472 | |
| Because the Princess Diana thing was at like 3am. Anything's exciting at 3AM. #15474 | |
| Conspiracy people supersuck. #15476 | |
| Heyy Johnny... you didn't per chance... archive... any ship spec data you might have had? #15477 | |
| Like... I dunno, I seem to recall you having ship specifications from WCIV or WCP... a while ago... #15478 | |
| Oh, just... thinking that such information might be usefull... #15479 | |
| Sooo, if you happen to have any capship lengths from the later games... . #15481 | |
| Erm, we're doing a ship database for the CIC's birthday... #15482 | |
| Both, actually. Chris and Hades are doing a game-based ship database, and I'm doing a fictional database... #15483 | |
| Oh, note to Trelane, make it so it just works with ops... #15484 | |
| Whatshisname isn't a civilian, he's the son of the president. #15488 | |
| Hmmm, I'm gonna explain WC speeds on the newsgroup, brb. #15490 | |
| I guess Chris is here... #15492 | |
| I'm not-so-sanitry right now, it was frickin hot at the baseball(tm) game and Ihaven't washed since... #15495 | |
| per second or faster. A good example of such is the atmosphere missions in Wing III and IV. #15502 | |
| to the pilot as the actual 500 km per second did in a straight line... etc, etc. #15504 | |
| Oh, Johnny said he'd send me some missing ship specs, I listed a bunch that I need... I figure yall need them too... #15505 | |
| http://www.earth-netone.com/PeterTelep/pilgrimstarpt.jpg #15508 | |
| The aces-fighter one sucks, but the current one is nice. #15509 | |
| It's a 'fan' site for Starlancer/Freelancer that Microsoft set up. #15511 | |
| We were *TRYING* to joke around, but stupid people didn't see that, so we stopped. #15513 | |
| Well, it was fairly obvious. #15515 | |
| He's a shell of a man, now, though:( #15516 | |
| You know, no matter how well you teach Anokiiwin, he's going to end up being Darth Vader anyway. #15517 | |
| You've been looking for an excuse to cremate something all week. #15520 | |
| Although I've gotten a lot of mail addressed to me this week... #15521 | |
| I wish that would stop happening #15522 | |
| I... like... O-meters... if I were Irish, my name would be O'Meter. #15525 | |
| Yope, yope, I'm so dope! #15526 | |
| Wow, that sucks. WHen Henry Ford couldn't find a car, he invented one. #15527 | |
| In fact, up to several thousand, so I was thinking maybe you could make one variable date. #15528 | |
| And attach to eachother so I can make 2654 or 2313 or whatever. #15529 | |
| Or if you want, the timeline goes from like -30 millino years ago until 3000 years from now... so if you want, you can just make thousands of different years. #15530 | |
| And they should be about as high as a banner ad. #15533 | |
| Hmmm, make them higher, 75 pixels. #15534 | |
| Andorrans aren't real, like Leprachauns and the elderly. #15535 | |
| I hate the entire concept of dividing history by wars, though. #15537 | |
| Why don't you travel to the edge of the solar system, and grab me a copy of the ten o'clock news when it reaches there? #15539 | |
| Chris, re: conversation with Delance, do you *actually* want Steltek specs or are you just messing up Delance? #15540 | |
| Yeah, the Steltek gun isn't really that great, the only thing about it is that it has the ability to destroy the Steltek Drone. #15542 | |
| Anyway, I think I'll spend a few days away from the newsgroup, maybe it'll chance a bit... #15543 | |
| Yeah, it's getting kind of long... #15545 | |
| You're not old enough to buy... scones... either... #15546 | |
| AND YET YOU STILL DO! #15547 | |
| Hey, Hades, you noticed that I'd updated earlier, right? #15548 | |
| Anyway, now that he's presumed dead, I've put in my application for sexiest man in america... #15550 | |
| Hehehe, he probably just flew away to some deserted island and threw luggage out the window to make them think he was dead. #15551 | |
| The Peter Telep Webmaster guy is a bit loopy. #15552 | |
| The man who invented Linux must be rolling over in his grave. #15553 | |
| Linus from Peanuts, right? #15554 | |
| Yep. That blanket represented open source ideology, apparently. #15555 | |
| I'm an oreologist, not a professer of hot-dogery, dammit! #15556 | |
| I guess we're not dope enough for Wizzy:( #15559 | |
| What's up, peoples? #15560 | |
| I mean, until Sarah Michelle Geller makes the move into pr0n, I can't imagine a better movie being made... #15561 | |
| I've got more from that Richard Bowden guy, too, he creeps me out. #15563 | |
| Man, I can't wait till we start getting stuff on Privateer Online... #15565 | |
| Erm, but before that there was lots of info about it. #15567 | |
| Well, hopefully the newsgroup will get a bit more interesting soon. #15570 | |
| Yeah. SX is better... Gene was bad yesterday, I just ignored him. #15571 | |
| Well, once Hades, Chris and I get UO working... #15574 | |
| Well, the highly anticipated poll results are in: apparently 40.69 % of people firmly believe that Tolwyn was wrong to rescue the Tarawa in End Run... #15578 | |
| Hades isn't giving you UO. You should go buy UO. #15579 | |
| Mustn't strangle... Hadrian... until he teaches how to make polls ourselves... #15580 | |
| Sooo I banned his ass. #15582 | |
| He's utterly wrong, but I like him or her. #15584 | |
| Blair Witch Project is about the county I live in. #15587 | |
| Like Byydo's dick. #15588 | |
| Oh, since JKFJr is dead, I'm officially announcing that I'm the sexiest man in America. #15589 | |
| END, END DAMN YOU ALLY MCBEAL. #15591 | |
| Akky McBar, WCHS. #15592 | |
| I LIKE CAPITAL LETTERS A LOT. #15594 | |
| I haven't watched *ANY* of them on DVD yet, actually:( #15595 | |
| I should go to the air and space museum and ask about Kerri-Lee. OR MAYBE IT'LL BE KERRI LEE:~( #15597 | |
| Hey Byyd, want to go to the Air and Space museum with me? We can get on the news... #15599 | |
| Ben reminds me of me. Because I have a shirt like that. #15600 | |
| Yeah, it knows where I live. #15601 | |
| Teach him to base a book on me. #15602 | |
| Wow, the news said 'defecated'. #15606 | |
| But I usually turn them off so I can see reporters breasts. #15610 | |
| #Gothic is a really boring place where sex hungry teenagers can vent their frustrations. #15613 | |
| Wow, the new shuttle commander is h0t. #15615 | |
| Actually, that Tetris movie was pretty bad. #15616 | |
| Street Fighter was kind of like Apocalypse Now! for people who aren't good at comparing things. #15617 | |
| I can't find Tang's porn posts:( #15618 | |
| Did Tang have an older email address? #15620 | |
| Anybody know his name in 1996? #15622 | |
| Yeah... she's usually on the morning news... but sometimes she's on at night... #15623 | |
| DEL! You f00l! Forstchen didn't write the WCIV novel! #15628 | |
| There's nothing fun about war, Had. #15630 | |
| Hmmm, that was mean. Undue that. #15631 | |
| We can't fricking hate everyone. #15632 | |
| But lets be nice to him for now, he's not a bad person. #15634 | |
| But he's not *THAT* bad. He's an okay guy. #15636 | |
| But he's not on the NG right now. He's being good. #15637 | |
| Why'd you take Delance off the +V script? He's sobbing. #15641 | |
| Oh. Well, I'm not *HAPPY*, but I'm okay <G> Erm, but I dunno why I'm defending Pang. #15643 | |
| agwc is a bit of a mess right now. #15644 | |
| Mmmkay, thanks. I was just tired of Delance harassing me about the list. #15645 | |
| I was not planning to send more msgs, you can just close the window #15646 | |
| You ever think about doing a convention again? #15648 | |
| I did stop posting the Dragon thing b4 that #15649 | |
| Yeah. I've got to get all my stuff ready... #15653 | |
| FOX GOES APE THIS CHRISTMAS.... #15654 | |
| No specifics just yet, but 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment will release the highly anticipated box set of "The Planet of the Apes" films on DVD in time for Christmas, including the documentary "Beyond the Planet of the Apes" narrated and hosted by Roddy McDowell. More details when they arrive.... #15655 | |
| I'm leaving most of my stuff here for now... once I get an apartment I'll bring all my important stuff down. #15656 | |
| Which won't be till like next year. #15657 | |
| How's Green coming? #15658 | |
| The docs are wrong, but the specs in the multiplayer ship changing thing are right. #15659 | |
| Trelane's a wonderful man... and a klan member #15661 | |
| Wow, they probably blame us. Who was the attacker? #15665 | |
| As far as how big the universe is...i'll go as far to say double the size of privateer at least. But thats just a guess. My theory is: Chris Roberts is making everything bigger and better than privateer, so the universe prolly is included. Quality journalism, at Lanced.net #15667 | |
| Well, for the first time in American history. The Russians have had female mission commanders since the 60s... #15668 | |
| It's pretty much the same as all those tv shows that are just like it. #15669 | |
| The episode of MASH that's the same as the live episode of ER except good... #15670 | |
| Maybe... I'm just wondering how he is and such... I haven't talked to him since the movie came out... #15678 | |
| How did he take the movie? Will he be able to do more film stuff in the future? #15679 | |
| Chris *HAS* the numbers... (I gave him the specs for the Steltek and Boosted Steltek guns yesterday, IIRC), what he's trying to prove is that *DELANCE* doesn't know what he's saying when he claims that the Steltek Gun does less damage than the weapons in WCP... #15681 | |
| None the less, SX GLORY SUX! #15683 | |
| <ChrisReid> MCammer: Just wanted to say thanx for all the good advice on CIC & WC newsgroup | |
| <Bandit_LOAF> Wow, I thought MC Hammer had faded into obscurity after the late 80s/early 90s. #15685 | |
| I don't even know what you're talking about, so I'll say SIX. Because SIX sounds like SEX and SEX sells, so SIX must sell too. #15686 | |
| Ahh... never heard of it... but I don't have an AIW, I have an AIW128 #15688 | |
| Didn't you notice that day Boston smelled funny, Byyd? #15690 | |
| No, you ARE Byydo. #15691 | |
| Wow, that's the sort of thing I can tell my grandchildren. If my grandchildren are freaks who enjoy hearing about really really boring things, that is. #15692 | |
| Byydo, you're fucking high. #15693 | |
| Oh, and now I'm going to have to buy Hanes underwear *AND* Diet Doctor Pepper. One of them tastes more like regular, but I'm not sure which. #15694 | |
| I guess we should have a funeral for Brain. #15695 | |
| No, I was worshipping Hitler before Hiter-Worshipping was cool. #15698 | |
| Well, agwc got its money worth from you today... #15699 | |
| * Bandit_LOAF mixes a sniper rifle with SX Glory. #15700 | |
| And I've been wearing these clothes for like two weeks, and I don't really want to have to change. Actually, that's not true. They're not clothes, they're pyjamas. #15702 | |
| Stop drying to show off your /quit. #15703 | |
| HReid #15705 | |
| Did Ricki Lake just talk to you? #15706 | |
| I saved Doomsdays name, BTW... that's the most exciting thing I ever did... #15708 | |
| Wow, is Noel going to have sex with the artist guy to get back at Felicity? #15710 | |
| Wizzy's gay ass chat zone. #15711 | |
| You should make a LOAFScript. #15712 | |
| It can be for idiots who want to be like me. #15713 | |
| Hehehe, WIzzy is just very insecure. And gay. #15714 | |
| My license plate holder says "LOAF Doesn't Have a Car" #15715 | |
| Oh, be nice to eachother, people. #15716 | |
| Tre, they're real, and they're fantastic. #15717 | |
| Hey, we're all together. Except whatshisface. Nut-Boy. #15718 | |
| Unlmited Eggplants. #15720 | |
| You *LIKE* the idea of unlimited eggplants? You must be from Oklahoma... #15721 | |
| Oh, I have been getting a *LOT* of mail from stupid people complaining about the poll last week. #15722 | |
| What evil deeds plot we? #15725 | |
| Oh God, not another virtual Dildo... #15726 | |
| It's like they took a bunch of oft bandied around references and decided that it'd be intelligent and witty if they stuck them together. #15727 | |
| Oh, come on, 1994 was a better time on the InterNet! #15728 | |
| I used AOL to get porn years ago. #15729 | |
| I dunno... life can be awful, but it's not like there's something better. #15730 | |
| Life is a lot of suffering, but I don't think it's that bleak... #15733 | |
| There are times when I feel good, and I think that it's worth it for those times. Even if I'm decieving myself. #15734 | |
| Hmmm, we could, but since we're too late on both of those we should prolly wait till the next thing. #15737 | |
| Nah, I have a few updates already for tomorrow. #15738 | |
| Being trapped would imply that there was something to escape to. But there isn't, and that's the reason it's so damned unfair. #15742 | |
| But nonexistance is just a concept people can point to when they don't think that existance is good. #15744 | |
| But if human pain is nothing then you wouldn't be so gung ho about pointing to nonexistance as something better. #15745 | |
| I'm satisfied believing that there's no point to existing, so however I feel or whatever I do is okay. #15747 | |
| I'm a Warrior/Mage, but I've increased my fishing skills lately. #15749 | |
| Also, please insert a joke about 'Fag Newtons' here, the cookie that's fruit and cake. #15750 | |
| OH COME ON, THAT WAS HILARIOUS! #15751 | |
| Well, laugh at it now, it's still just as hilarious. #15752 | |
| A qualified urologist can fix that right up for you. #15753 | |
| Hmmm, but in my opinion cigarettes should be illegal, if you're going to make anything illegal. #15755 | |
| *A* rapist? #15756 | |
| They should ban sex. Then we wouldn't be able to make more rapists! #15758 | |
| Hmmm, have they had pictures of JFK's corpse? #15761 | |
| This just in: a genetic abnormality makes people named Phoenix COOL(tm). #15763 | |
| Oh well, I've got lots of mail to reply to... #15764 | |
| Somebody nullified my original point anyway. #15767 | |
| He's probably just trolling for news. #15768 | |
| Erm, |-Phoenix-| graduated. #15770 | |
| Hmmmmm... I think it might be possible to make index.html much smaller... #15771 | |
| Wow, there's going to be an I-War ride. #15772 | |
| That is just SO FUCKED UP(tm). #15773 | |
| Beth and company are over on irc.gameslink.net #15774 | |
| New sections with new looks, but we're keeping the current look for the current sections. #15775 | |
| Everything about P3/OL is vauge:/ I'll start stalking people when I get to Austin next month, though <G> #15777 | |
| Yeah, it's great <G> I've been there a few times... I'm majoring in Biology, probably... or some form thereof...<G> #15778 | |
| Oh, yeah, Chris, I talked to Peter Telep today, he wanted to know about currency... I think the last book is almost done... #15779 | |
| I dunno about the next one... I know I'm a person in the third one... #15780 | |
| Oh, Had, what ever happened with the Wc3D thing? #15782 | |
| erm, Mempehstiopwhlese thing? #15783 | |
| <hilarious op related comments deleted> #15784 | |
| Well, they weren't ever hilarious. #15785 | |
| My God, they took your o :( I would never take another man's o. #15786 | |
| Hmmm... there are lots of active sites, with AceNet and all... but I think we're the only active news sites. #15787 | |
| Yeah... in the past there was WCHS and Prophecy.Scorched and such. There'll be more once there's more about Privateer Online <G> Look at all the UO news sites. #15789 | |
| Told you. #15791 | |
| He's bitter. #15792 | |
| Silly Rock, what'd WC ever do to you? <G> #15793 | |
| I liked the episode one phenomena more then I liked episode one, but it was good. #15795 | |
| Hehehe, everybody is always telling me not to have any expectations for a movie, but I don't really know how to do that. #15796 | |
| Well, the WC Symposium seems to have died. #15797 | |
| I tried my best to save it, but it died on the table:( #15798 | |
| WaterMongering #15801 | |
| It sounds sort of like "I will not mate with you", possibly. #15802 | |
| Wow, how'd CHris and I end up being the only ops? #15808 | |
| Dello #15810 | |
| Chris and I hung out at DA a few months back... #15813 | |
| They actually didn't seem that happy with the onboard ship stuff, they talked a lot about wanting to do it in full 3D for Starlancer 2... #15818 | |
| It was... like the 7th guest, IIRC. #15819 | |
| Where everything was 3D, but you could only stop at certain points... #15820 | |
| the game only has like twentysomething missions. #15821 | |
| Eric Peterson said that the plan was that (if the original is succesfull) that there'll be a triology of Starlancers... #15822 | |
| Hehehe, it *IS* annoying when people come to that realization. #15823 | |
| Especially when they do it in that 'better than thou' manner... #15824 | |
| "I r33d book! I GOOD! U BAD!!!!!" #15825 | |
| Now, now, I'd rather WC be a cult thing than a QUake thing. #15828 | |
| Wake up in the other client. #15835 | |
| Now, now, Mac Gamers do have Super Wing Commander... #15839 | |
| LOAF's younger brothers are *not* more handsome. #15842 | |
| We're from the same state, though, so we're practically related. #15844 | |
| Now, now, the convention is Chris' thing, I'm very anti social;) #15845 | |
| People were searching for Eagle and finding stuff about... you know... so under advisement from Psych, I had you shot. #15846 | |
| Or at least put somewhere for safe keeping for now. #15847 | |
| Last year in AP English we were supposed to do these stoopid creative project things based on poems... #15850 | |
| Wow, they don't kick teachers out for that here... when they're also coaches, at least... #15852 | |
| Hehehe, Byydo was Miss WCHS for three years running.... #15853 | |
| You won't give *ME* your name, but you'll give the Mumians it:(? #15856 | |
| I'm a row-bot. #15858 | |
| I'm a republican, because Wing Commander: Fleet ACtion tells me to be. #15860 | |
| Hmmm, I personally refuse to believe that *ANY* military action lies completely in the hands of the president... #15861 | |
| I don't think that Kosovo was a great triumph, but it wasn't really some great conspiracy to glorify Clinton or anything else... #15862 | |
| You know what I hate? People who pretend to screw up things in a hilarious manner. Like "I guess I'm going to go fuck that pack of wild dogs! HAHAHAHAHAHA! I mean fight off! HAHAHAHA!" #15863 | |
| Samcat says Haunting wasn't very good... #15864 | |
| No, he saw a screening the other day though... #15865 | |
| The entire cast of Working (Center: Chris Reid). USAM is like normal AM except UnSeemly. #15867 | |
| Erm, pay no mind to me, I'm training a Zubat. #15870 | |
| The WC:CCG was cancelled when Mag Force 7 died off. #15871 | |
| Eag has an extra '_' in his name. #15873 | |
| Apoc wouldn't put out:( #15875 | |
| Except Psych has a nice connection. #15877 | |
| We spend four days trying to get JFK Jr out of the water, and then we go and put him back in? #15878 | |
| I can't get a Charmeleon unless I trade with somebody, because I started with a Bulbasaur. #15879 | |
| The Spider we once knew is gone. #15880 | |
| He's nary a man anymore:( #15881 | |
| Game screenshots aren't as much fun:( #15882 | |
| Do you have any of those Japanese harassment games? #15883 | |
| With that, there are plans for Privateer:The Darkening, due out possibly as soon as October (yeah, this Year!). #15886 | |
| And to pay for college, Spider voluntarily had himself injected with Eagle-1. #15888 | |
| I dunno what you're talking about, you're scaring me. #15891 | |
| The first online version will be available for our birthday. #15893 | |
| Hey, you can't prove that I made that site. Unless you look up who made it. #15894 | |
| Of course you can't run HyperSNap with a DOS game. #15896 | |
| I'm from where that movie takes place. #15900 | |
| Yeah, I think we should promote the cross as a way for WC fans to identify eachother. #15902 | |
| Either that or Confed logo tatoos... #15903 | |
| Well, Gene I've never liked, but I dunno what's with SX. #15905 | |
| Did you miss what started this conversation, Del? The US *isn't* making F-22s... #15908 | |
| Now, now, I'm sure the drugs in Brazil are just fine... #15910 | |
| http://members.tripod.com/~F15JEagle3/yf23.html #15911 | |
| The main problem with the F-23 was that it was evil. #15913 | |
| Wow, Frosty, no offense, but you're pretty fucking stupid. #15914 | |
| I before E except after C, and I don't SEE a C in friend. #15915 | |
| I feel for you, Dagger, get Eudora. #15917 | |
| Oh, get X-News, it's kind of nice. #15918 | |
| It's nicer than FreeAgent, which I semi-detest. #15919 | |
| Strike Commander was fun, by no means realistic, but fun. #15922 | |
| Frosty, as much as I love to make fun of Brazil, you're not very good at it:( #15924 | |
| They're allergic to feigned ignorance. #15925 | |
| I have a fake Ikea desk, but I'm heading to college where I'll have a fake college desk. #15928 | |
| I dunno, I'll be completely blind someday, then I can worry about transplants. #15931 | |
| No nerve damage... but my retinas detach and then don't go back easily... (connective tissue disorder) #15932 | |
| Wow, I've never forgotten to eat, I don't think... #15933 | |
| Oh, no, Phoenix did some graphics for us, and set up the old html, but he hasn't done anything since then... #15934 | |
| No, not at all. We've thought about setting up a script for it... #15936 | |
| That wasn't really as hard as you let on. #15938 | |
| LOAF god of all things Wing Commander got it #15940 | |
| I am sort of like God, except I'd never try and take William Shatners starship. #15941 | |
| Wc1? No way will that ever happen <G> But we could put SO up.. #15942 | |
| Catch 22, if Chris *doesn't* criticize everyone he gets Tang bitching about how he's being picked on... #15943 | |
| Hehe, no, certainly not... #15944 | |
| The only reason we shouldn't mind SO is because the people who actually made SO didn't want it to stop being given away. #15945 | |
| The Book could perform great evil... #15946 | |
| Because if we ask they'll give us the company line... #15948 | |
| Yeah. He's not completely in touch. #15949 | |
| They'd never stop us from doing it... #15951 | |
| and if Boomer were around he'd give us unofficial permission... #15952 | |
| No, not as of my last balance thing. #15953 | |
| Which was like three days ago. #15954 | |
| I didn't send it as a letter, I put it in a mailer. #15956 | |
| Can I electronically transfer money to you? #15957 | |
| The3 m00v13 sux0rs....by which i mean it rocks . #15958 | |
| Why don't *WE* have a song? #15961 | |
| Wow, maybe they should replace Our Favorite Traffic Helicopter (tm) #15962 | |
| with an A-10... a traffic A-10... #15963 | |
| That's very... good... Delance... By good I mean happy, by happy I mean gay, and by gay I do not mean happy. #15964 | |
| Hmmm, I must agree. It starts with like a minute of the same thing repeated over and over. #15965 | |
| And then it repeats another thing over and over. #15966 | |
| I was thinking we should add the first episode of WCUE, too. #15967 | |
| He's so ass stupid here... #15969 | |
| Anyways, I guess I could get on with these updates... #15971 | |
| Looked like it was Chris banning Dan. #15973 | |
| But in a few years he'll turn 13 and he'll get better. #15975 | |
| Stop being stupid, Delance. #15976 | |
| Why is it that you can write a very intelligent letter... #15977 | |
| Oh, okay, you take it. #15979 | |
| But update about the VHS release when you get it. #15980 | |
| Johnny's First Law: Any capital ship larger than a corvette can carry or be made to carry fighters. #15981 | |
| Gone Gold means that they've stopped working on it and are pressing copies. #15983 | |
| Hey, I'm pretty good... #15986 | |
| Oh, Japanese kids are probably supposed to learn about death to drive the evil white devils out. #15989 | |
| Just because of that, and the fact that I don't drive, I'm not buying a car! #15991 | |
| Oh, I looked at that RPG thing, he's not asking for us to post it... #15992 | |
| He just wants you to help him. #15993 | |
| I haven't put anything on the server. #15996 | |
| Oh, I've been busy with other things... like updating every day... #15998 | |
| Chris, you here? #15999 | |
| Yeah, that's what I heard. Seventeen times. #16001 | |
| I'm *guessing* you're talking about Delance?. #16002 | |
| Actually, 'ass lichen' has a certain feel to it... #16003 | |
| We all turn stupid and kill ourselves eventually. I'm just hoping step 2 comes soon. #16005 | |
| Must... resist... ordering... new... Rachel... pr0n... #16006 | |
| Anyway, I went to an amusement park thing all day and took a picture for Had. #16008 | |
| I'm never glad when he comes, but I'm always relieved when he leaves. #16012 | |
| http://atfw.intelligamer.com/wwwboard/messages/1238.html #16014 | |
| Wow, snotty politiks conversation between #Space-Simmers. I wish I wasn't there. #16015 | |
| Everybody's FAVORITE non Wing-Commander related troll showed up at #Space-Sim earlier, apparently. #16018 | |
| Or just shoot them? #16022 | |
| Oh well, I've got like a fever or something, so I'm going to go lie down with the WCIV novel and script and see if I can figure out a more specific timeline... #16024 | |
| No, ending up with Maniac has never been an option in WC3. #16025 | |
| There's always rocks too, and they have about as much to do with the post you replied to as what you said does. #16026 | |
| The slain bodies of your family arranged in ritual fashion around the living room would be freaky, a computer magazine about computers would not. #16027 | |
| Unless it were PCXL. If PCXL were about computers, it would be freaky. #16028 | |
| Maniac would have recognized her. #16030 | |
| Hmmmm, that stupid Starlancer article was written by Raptor... it also had stuff about Chris Roberts doing Starlancer... #16031 | |
| Didn't Chris just tell you what the correct spelling was? #16032 | |
| Hehehe, but it never mattered before, and it really bugs me. #16035 | |
| I did update as much as before. And yes, that'd be good <G> #16036 | |
| Or you could just update instead of me, since you're perfect:P #16037 | |
| It's always "update update update", and then "wrong! wrong! wrong!". #16040 | |
| Hades and Chris are all anti-me now. #16041 | |
| They don't worry about ME, they worry about my work:P #16042 | |
| You do your best and then all it gets you is people talking about you behind your back and wanting more and keeping you away. #16044 | |
| Hehehe. Hades was ragging me the other day for not having the encyclopedia ready yet. Hypocrite, where's the WC:CCG game? #16045 | |
| If people enjoy it, though, I'm screaming bloody murder because it looks JUST LIKE Privateer 2. #16047 | |
| People online scream and pant and do nasty things to eachother talking about things like I-War and Freespace... #16050 | |
| Origin's specifically said that they *WOULD* be making more single player games in the future. #16052 | |
| I don't know WHY the entire online universe has decided that they're going to block out this fact from memory, but they're doing more single player games <G> #16053 | |
| It's *VERY* amusing how this is the EXACT opposite of what got everybody pissed off last year. ORIGIN SUX!!!! THEY NOT DOOING MULTIPLAYER!!!!!! And now it's ORIGIN SUX!!!! THEY NOT DOOING SINGLE PLAYER!!!!! . #16054 | |
| "I" seems to be the word most employed by WC fans, unfortunately. #16055 | |
| Hehehe, Diablo was done by people experienced with multiplayer design... Origin had an entire team who'd only ever done single player stuff. And now they've replaced them with a team of people who are good at multiplayer stuff. It seems cruel to think about how people we know got layed off, but it's not without reason... #16056 | |
| Erm, if that were a WC title thousands of trekkies would shout bloody murder. #16057 | |
| I've yet to see there be a poor quality WC product. I have faith. #16058 | |
| If you didn't like Privateer 2, you won't like Starlancer, simple as that. #16059 | |
| The fact that these two KNOW eachother explains a lot... #16060 | |
| Oh... yeah, I think he is... possibly... Johnny said about 50 percent of the people there are gone now, though... (the A-10 people) #16061 | |
| I wonder... do you have your Armada credits on you? #16062 | |
| Hmmm, no, just checked mine... #16063 | |
| The premiere edition came with a shirt and a film case and stuff. #16065 | |
| I've gotten a lot of good response to my P2 update, I'm gonna keep doing that... #16067 | |
| I can read German, lemme check. #16068 | |
| Yeah, I should do that, I've been getting questions. #16070 | |
| It's basically thanking us for being "the best WC site", and saying that there is no news now, but there will be news soon. #16071 | |
| Hehehe, I guess we should thank them #16073 | |
| Hit her one more time. #16074 | |
| If possible we should see that Peter Telep does well in the poll. #16075 | |
| Stupid United Cutlery. "We're cancelling your order because we're a week late." . #16077 | |
| They probably can't get enough, so are hoping. #16078 | |
| Yeah, it's a bug pokemon. But it looks more like a lobster with some mushrooms on it. #16079 | |
| Wow, how'd they know what her email address is? I don't know what her email address is. #16081 | |
| Well, do somebody. It'll be cool to have cameos by the whole staff. #16083 | |
| I hate Pokemon you have to evolve to trade... #16084 | |
| It's good, I want to have a Parasect to show my sister tomorrow morning <G> #16086 | |
| Hadrian Goes Hadrionic, in 4D! #16088 | |
| "Haesslich thought LOAF was a real hunk." #16090 | |
| I mean, if you have too much stuff to look through or something you could just give me anything....;) #16091 | |
| You copy it from Chris. #16092 | |
| It's like cockfighting, except more cute. #16093 | |
| Never got canonized:( #16097 | |
| It'd be nice if I had a recognizable personality like Blue from BluesNews. #16099 | |
| Oh, yeah, uhm, hehe, I... err... yeah. #16102 | |
| And that's how I got one. #16103 | |
| It was my moms idea <G> #16104 | |
| Actually, I could probably get another if I go to the Blockbuster that Byydo had destroyed... #16105 | |
| You can get all 151 Pokemon. #16106 | |
| And I've evolved into a Graveler. #16107 | |
| Ironically, the best shot of the WC2 Bloodfang is found in Ultima VII... #16109 | |
| I don't think the encyclopedia will be finished, but it'll be pretty spiffy and released up to a point none the less... #16110 | |
| I concur, and I'm looking forward to how they are at our tenth anniversary. #16112 | |
| And we can argue at cgspiii whether or not I'm really a doctor... #16113 | |
| I don' t have one online... but the numbers look good. #16114 | |
| Just put them next to eachother and you'll see what they look like. #16115 | |
| I didn't really used to like the TV version of Bulbasaur or Ginger-Lynn Allen much, but now I like both a lot. Very odd... #16116 | |
| Yay, caught a Diglett #16117 | |
| Oh, Tre, I got the super mega F-38282 gun in JA2. #16120 | |
| Chris should sell The Book. #16121 | |
| I wasn't aware that there was much of a problem involving people hunting children... #16123 | |
| All of the ones at the Lanced.net board kinda... suck... #16124 | |
| 1) Microsoft bribed me into losing! #16125 | |
| No offense, but Fatmans updates are really, really annoying. #16126 | |
| Hehehe, I mean how they don't relate to Starlancer. #16127 | |
| My God, they're everywhere... #16128 | |
| Hehehehe, which reminds me that I have to update. #16130 | |
| After I evolve my Ekans. #16131 | |
| The third Lanced.net Micro$oft Shrill... #16132 | |
| Raptor wrote a lame article full of misinformation for some gaming site. #16134 | |
| I can honestly say yes, if we opped people for ALMOST no reason. #16136 | |
| Erm, not mixed together, just one and the other and the other. #16138 | |
| Wait, God and Jesus were the same person? So who killed Colonel Mustard? #16140 | |
| We should turn off the regular !LOAF, it's making us look bad. #16141 | |
| Erm, I mean the random quotes. #16142 | |
| But I'm not that good at WC. #16145 | |
| You didn't even play UO. #16148 | |
| I don't know whether he'll come, but I thought somebody was going to ask him. #16149 | |
| That a new staff member would be announced... and that it COULD BE YOU! . #16150 | |
| Probably because you won all that money. #16151 | |
| The people who got it thought it was very funny yesterday, the people who didn't acted blank. And that's the way I like it. #16155 | |
| Hehehe, she's probably going to bribe me not to go to Texas or something. #16157 | |
| I was going to do one, but I was going to wait until tomorrow. #16161 | |
| Chris, you senseless bastard, your analogy SUPPORTED THE USE OF HIGH POWERED RIFLES AGAINST CHILDREN! #16163 | |
| Wow, free oil and child-hunting, I know where *I'M* spending my next vacation... #16171 | |
| He did it for free, I believe. Although it *IS* a good example of the sort of thing he's doing these days... #16172 | |
| Not on a first date, though. #16174 | |
| "The Morningstar is generally considered the CURRENT Confederation state-of-the-art capital ship destroyer." #16175 | |
| THEY'RE GOING TO SPLIT CHRISREIDIA?!??!?!?! #16177 | |
| NeoDevilDevilbane apparently tells people he can't win arguments with to contact me... #16179 | |
| I think that the death pentalty is a good thing. If we didn't ever die, overpopulation would be a serious problem. #16182 | |
| Shut Up Gene worthy. #16183 | |
| Now, now, what Confed and the Kilrathi do in private is their own business... And we'd better end this thread before Spooky and Delance discover it (G) #16184 | |
| The X-Toys ships are on Previews cancel list:/ #16185 | |
| This is like when they found Kennedy's body... you just kinda held out hope until now... #16186 | |
| Although that *WAS* rather cool. #16187 | |
| I didn't know that either. #16188 | |
| If the building were to be crushed by, oh, a Dragonite, he'd die first. #16192 | |
| Yeah, Akkbar goes to Community Kollege... #16196 | |
| Was it as bad as Leno yelling at you? #16197 | |
| If you went next year, we could get an apartment, Hades. #16198 | |
| Don't they have scholarships in England? #16200 | |
| So, we get our monthly counts tomorrow? #16204 | |
| Yeah, that was great... #16209 | |
| One is good and the other isn't, IIRC. #16211 | |
| Hehehe, no, we hi-fived for the 'TCS' mention... #16212 | |
| Chris Roberts told everybody about it afterwards. #16215 | |
| Sounds like #Wing-Commander . #16216 | |
| We used to be ops in #Wing-Commander... #16220 | |
| Back there we had to enfore stupid rules like no stupid swears. I can't tell you how much I regret kicking people like Wildfire, Madman and TC-Mav . #16223 | |
| I'm probably still banned, never had the desire to check. #16224 | |
| Hehehe, it's a family channel or something. #16225 | |
| hehehe, no huggles and no constant midis here. #16226 | |
| Brancer is not a real marine. #16227 | |
| A few of them might be. Brancer is *not* . #16228 | |
| * LOAF was a nuclear submarine captain for 150 years, and then flew the space shuttle. #16230 | |
| Wow, Philip Langdale and I are taking at least one of the same classes... #16231 | |
| I think I've decided what I'm doing for our birthday. #16232 | |
| Well, I haven't, I'm just trying to decide. #16233 | |
| Either the complete timeline (which is what I'm leaning toward), or the partial encyclopedia... #16234 | |
| Because more people seem to want the timeline... #16235 | |
| Really? I enjoy S&M more than anything else... #16241 | |
| "Chris" Reid doesn't suck, and that's all that matters. #16245 | |
| I was like "Hey, I know him..." but then I realized that I don't. #16250 | |
| (In the sense that it was marketed horribly and had large plot threads cut from it after it was filmed) #16251 | |
| It would have been nice if FOX had done it with the original plot, earlier. #16252 | |
| A bad test screening caused the plot cuts to both movies, and both movies did horribly in theaters. #16253 | |
| The only time people left after the Star Wars trailer is when you say that for shock value. #16254 | |
| It's the sort of thing you can joke about (badly!), but doesn't actually happen. #16256 | |
| Ahh, you're full of shit. #16257 | |
| Hehehe, AICN is full of shit. #16258 | |
| You don't believe in me? #16259 | |
| You know what I don't get? The fact that every review of every movie goes 'IT WAS A WASTE OF MY 6.50!!!!' #16263 | |
| Who the fuck is it that can't spend 6.50 on a movie? And is it worth waiting half a year to save FOUR DOLLARS? #16264 | |
| "This was remeniscent of ASHOUH#)RASD's H#*(HUAIOSHDIASDBAius! Which I found incredibly amusing, HAHAHA!' #16266 | |
| And it's more fun. #16268 | |
| They're more fun to read, too. #16269 | |
| Hehehe, it's even worse when people write bad reviews just to get their bad reviews noticed. (IE, Star Wars Episode I or Eyes Wide Shut) #16270 | |
| Any bad review of either of those movies was just sensationalism, no matter how bad either one was. #16271 | |
| The Mummy was fun. I don't know why fun isn't allowed anymore. #16272 | |
| SW is great. So is ST, so is B5, etc... I get tired of these people who decide they can't like one thing because they like the other. #16278 | |
| And I'm *ESPECIALLY* tired of people going "B5 IZ SMARTTER THAN STAR TREK!!!!!!!!! SO U SUK AND WE R00L!!!" #16279 | |
| They kinda suck, because they're being done by WIZZY and TIGERSHARK. #16282 | |
| They suck harder than Descent: Freespace. #16286 | |
| DIRECTOR COMMENTARY: In the 'too hot for TV' version of #WIngNut I say 'a cheap whore' instead of 'Descent: Freespace'. #16287 | |
| Hehehehe, I hate Descent Freespaces' advertisements... #16288 | |
| Probably because 'they' are WIZZY and TIGERSHARK, and thusly have no SWC. #16290 | |
| (Fun Fact: Also, no lives, no reason to exist and no dicks!) #16291 | |
| Hehehehehe, the Lanced.netters are Microsoft creeps, SFHQ is okay. #16293 | |
| It just wasn't *THAT* impressive when I saw it... #16294 | |
| It's *NOT* a Chris Roberts game, common misconception, it's an ERIN Roberts game. #16295 | |
| In my opinion, and I think I'm one of only two people in this channel who's actually seen the game played, it's not that great. (Starlancer) #16296 | |
| No, we earned our connections. #16298 | |
| We used them to replace our old server when it died;) #16299 | |
| And they pay them. #16300 | |
| That was Lanced.net. #16301 | |
| That sexy egotism I mentioned earlier is forcing me to point out that we get more hits in a day than they do in a week... #16302 | |
| Wow, and I'm a GOD! #16303 | |
| DIRECTORS COMMENTARY: I originally intended to follow that up with a 'position' joke, but decided not to... #16305 | |
| Evan Bangs No-one, which is why he runs lanced.babes. #16306 | |
| Lanced.net is gay.ass. #16307 | |
| Stupid key, I always forget the key. #16311 | |
| Out of curiosity, Chris, why *DID* you update about the Freedom Flight cover? #16312 | |
| They have *ALL* of the German books at Amazon.com, we just update about HOTT before because it was strange. #16313 | |
| Calculus... Chemistry... Physical Anthropology and Intro to Scientific and Medical Terminology. #16314 | |
| I don't get people's problems with the Armada AI, personally... The hard mode was fucking 'ard, and that's all that mattered to me. #16315 | |
| Yeah, I promised him I'd put that stuff up. #16316 | |
| But I never did, HAH! #16317 | |
| If Blair could travel at the speed of light, and if he hadn't just been crushed, he could make it to the shuttle. #16318 | |
| Hehe, Casey blows up the wormhole gate... #16320 | |
| Very odd, you can actually buy the drive for cheaper... #16322 | |
| Wow, I should go on a killing rampage. People who do that seem to be pretty popular. #16323 | |
| Oh, if you have Gene Tang there you'll also get stuff like "Well, I think the obvious difference between Pepsi and Coke was shown during the battle of Port Arthur, which started the pseudocrimean war entendre, ho ho ho!" #16324 | |
| Shut up, Octa... Octav... Octagon. . #16325 | |
| What's with everybody's hurry to install Win2K? I can see lasting... months before deciding that I need an operating system that fucks my computer up again... #16326 | |
| You'll never, ever, ever, EVER call it a '366 Celery'? #16327 | |
| Nothing like group idiots in the mornin' #16328 | |
| Gene is back to Stupid References To Show He's SMRT (tm). #16329 | |
| If you lived in Austin, we'd have the fastest possible connection to Priv Online. #16330 | |
| And I spent all that time setting you up:( #16333 | |
| Hmmmm, I can honestly say that Blair Witch was... not seen by me, because I decided to stay home and watch SPR instead... I'm gonna go see Blair Witch in a few hours... #16339 | |
| The people who did see it loved it, though. #16340 | |
| We should make our own Viper. #16341 | |
| Viper is server that's part of DALnet. #16342 | |
| Who knows what Hades knows? #16343 | |
| Jonny 1500 is sorry ass. He's like an oblivious troll. #16344 | |
| If you care about the International Icon Superman, ahh, nevermind... #16346 | |
| ��� #16347 | |
| It's actually nice, we should use it if we ever make, like, CIC for girls. #16349 | |
| Yeah, CIC for Girls... With bubbles and fake jewels. #16350 | |
| (The Christopher Blair Witch Project) #16356 | |
| Yeah, it wasn't really scary. #16357 | |
| It was artsy, shouldn't have gotten all the press or the big release. #16358 | |
| It's the sort of thing that it'd be fun to discover on your own, like Clerks... #16359 | |
| Yeah, almost as good as your average day at agwc. #16360 | |
| Delance is a strange bird. #16362 | |
| Anyway, ten bucks says it's at the one in Austin... #16367 | |
| Okay, twenty bucks says it's at the one in Austin... #16368 | |
| We could all go to Vegas if it's there. #16369 | |
| Is this Cannae joke something I don't get, or is it something everyone doesn't get? #16371 | |
| So it's just a Delance thing? #16372 | |
| Hehehe, they just didn't get it. #16373 | |
| So, who wants to go to columbus ohio? #16374 | |
| Good PR face? #16375 | |
| Heheehe, speaking of a bad PR face, I kicked some Lanced.Ass at the Lanced.net forum. #16376 | |
| I had a party today. It kinda sucked. #16377 | |
| Hehehehe, that would be really cool. #16379 | |
| But then he's meeting me in Austin and won't see anybody for a while. #16381 | |
| Next time I fly home I'm definatly setting it up so I can get a layover in Columbus. #16382 | |
| There was some excellent plot in that movie. #16384 | |
| Now, now, we can't blame Privateer 2 for ruling. #16385 | |
| Just wait till its time to catalog Privateer Online. #16386 | |
| Hmmm, I check my mail like three times a minute. #16387 | |
| Oh, I forgot something amusing in my Lanced.not posts.. #16388 | |
| Can somebody reply to one of the people who goes "It's only a joke!" pointing out that the joke part was the part where I didn't like the WC movie? #16389 | |
| Hehehehe, you have such an interesting life. #16390 | |
| IIRC, you already resorted to stupid insults rather than anything so amusing... #16391 | |
| Is that the same as the Lanced.not fatman? #16394 | |
| Hmmm, I'm gonna update our movie merchandise stuff #16396 | |
| Since all the stuff is confirmed/deconfirmed now. #16397 | |
| Everything's coming up Milhouse! #16398 | |
| Wow, I'd have thought that the radioactivity from you being so FUCKING DAFT would have rendered your neighbors completely sterile years ago. #16401 | |
| It'll be great, you'll see, I'm sorry it's taking so long. We're going to stay the best, though. At everything. #16405 | |
| Hehehe, well, the timeline is almost done. It'll be great. The encyclopedia will be better, and once I have a timeline for reference, it will finish quickly. #16406 | |
| If they're still alive:( #16407 | |
| Erm, just like a normal birthday cake. Like 'Happy 1st' or something, or 1 candle. #16408 | |
| No yer not, you're trying to start a battle. But it's fun, at least. #16411 | |
| Heyyy, you're still here. #16412 | |
| Hmmm, do we know what Philip Langdale looks like? #16414 | |
| Byyyyyd! We missed you:~( #16416 | |
| Trelane is gone:( We thought you died too. #16417 | |
| Look at the people in #WingNut, moaning about stupid. Don't let you become that. #16419 | |
| Yeah, I plan to be a pimp when I get to Austin. #16421 | |
| I just assumed you didn't know what you were talking about. #16422 | |
| Dash, I hope that didn't kill Chris. #16423 | |
| Tuesday is his band night, though, IIRC. #16426 | |
| Hehehe, TRH is probably at home seething about how he's going to kill the bastard who served him a diet soda instead of a regular soda 14 years ago... #16427 | |
| Because he was a *CONFED* officer? A Space Marshall, IIRC. Trying him in a Black Lance uniform would be like trying him in a tie died shirt, since it's not a real Confederation uniform. #16428 | |
| Byydo sent it to me, I'd better erase it. #16429 | |
| I don't like games that aren't WC, though, so I'm probably okay. #16430 | |
| Brilliant, Gene, I'm sure Chris Roberts was trying to reference KISS when he created his elite corps of evil genocidal warriors... #16431 | |
| will hit him. (Sorry for killing you, Chris, but it was to prove a point). #16433 | |
| Like 98 percent of my class graduated... most of them just went on to community kollege, but everybody graduated... #16434 | |
| Jesus, I hate to Byydo, but shut the fuck up with the sympathy crap. You just won like two contests/awards in the last month <G> #16436 | |
| Hehehehe, you won that Babylon 5 thing and that Gamespot contest. #16437 | |
| Must... remove... Had's... entrails... #16442 | |
| Do you have any logs of what Hades says about me while I'm away? I want to use them against him at a later date. #16443 | |
| HEhehe, you move to the US, we'll tour real computer companies. #16447 | |
| What pistachiates me is that I can use the grabber thing to take pictures from my TV card, which does that same pass through thing. #16448 | |
| Yes, eat all the semen sally, lick the head of my cock smooth and clean, so I can slip it back into you, pushing it deep in your soft mouth. #16449 | |
| Actually, if you be normal you can have a normal conversation with her... #16450 | |
| HALMAN! I GAVE YOU A FUCKING ORDER! YOU HAD BETTER DOUBLE TIME IT AND GET PSYCHOPATH THE FUCKING URL. #16451 | |
| Confederation Handbook, page... 24... Did the Rapier B model get phased in in 2645 or 2545? I concur, because if I go '44 it means 1944, not 1844. #16452 | |
| God dammit. Page 54 of the Confederation handbook... The early prototypes of the Morvan Drive appear in the late 22nd century... Yeah, you just died. But they're named after Dr. Andre Morvan, who lived from 2288-2336. #16455 | |
| Yeah:( Even then, he's only 12 years old when they name the drive after him, at most. #16456 | |
| Why don't you get a life, and go to school. You have bad grammer. #16458 | |
| Chris is going to become insane because of the chartrouse monkies that are flying arround the world backwards in order to make time flow backwards so the giraffs will fly to the moon.;). #16460 | |
| Dibbles and Skinner must die during the movie. #16464 | |
| Damn, my Blair post just screwed itself up, brb... #16465 | |
| Hehehe, I'm just going to say that friction begins on 2629.334... and that there was a second failed attack on Titan in 2635... (see a few paragraphs below. #16466 | |
| Page 16 of the handbook is full of problems:/ #16467 | |
| Who cares, we're popular now. #16468 | |
| The shareware one is just a stupid robot, but I want the chick. #16471 | |
| Yeah, she was bleeding vaginally so we took her. They're running tests and stuff now. #16472 | |
| Moment of truth... how do I do the Iason stuff? #16474 | |
| Makes sense, I suppose. #16476 | |
| Ours is not to reason why... #16477 | |
| Late.rent #16478 | |
| Well, there's lots of Iason details to note, lemme go do that. #16479 | |
| It makes 2638 appear much more important than it actually is. #16480 | |
| Hehehehe, people are bitching to me about the trivia. #16481 | |
| Hehehe, whatshisname... KnightWolf was just ICQing me about them. #16483 | |
| Oh, he said I'm THE GUY and you're THE MAN, whatever that means. #16484 | |
| Hehehehe, then GO AWAY! #16485 | |
| And so it was full of death. #16487 | |
| Oh, they're not really extinct, though. #16488 | |
| You want the lyrics to the full Pokerap? #16490 | |
| When my sister gets up I can get her tape from her, though. #16492 | |
| Almost done with the handbook... just have the Paladin-Iason thing at the end left... #16493 | |
| Groan, I have to mix all the Taggart stuff with the Iason stuff I already did... #16496 | |
| Vondoom is very stupid. #16499 | |
| He's just stupid when there are other stupid people here. #16500 | |
| Knowing Hadrian he probably did something obvious that he doesn't realize. #16503 | |
| Hehehe, how'd they really find out? #16504 | |
| My grandmother gave me her credit card so I can get plane tickets home if I ever need to, so I'm going to go to Vegas a lot. #16507 | |
| Hehe, the link from SecretOps.com helped for about two days... it got us 10,000 hits in a day, and then like 5,000... then we settled back to the same amount as we'd gotten before it. #16508 | |
| No dice, I just happen to have a basket of lemons next to my computer, so I tried rubbing my screen with one... #16510 | |
| Perhaps, however LOAF is like a fine wine -- once you remove his cork and feast on the sweet sweet liquid inside you may discover that all you have left is a glass bottle, which you can refill with other wine and no one will be the wiser. But you can't get the cork back in, so you have to put some aluminum foil over his head. #16511 | |
| No. I have to go to the emergency room, I think. #16512 | |
| It started about an hour ago... the eye doctor just called and said I should go... #16515 | |
| My retina didn't tear, which is good... #16516 | |
| Which isn't really bad, except it means I'm partially blind until all the blood goes away. #16518 | |
| Well, more partially blind. #16519 | |
| Had, over at agwc we have a little thing called... uhm... threads, I guess, and those threads have messages in them. #16520 | |
| Which would be way f'd up, because then the only person not using my news server would be me. #16523 | |
| And by then... lemme check my notes... #16525 | |
| Hehehe, somebody should post that Bob Hope thing in the kibology newsgroup. #16527 | |
| I love this PPC thing. I think it actually lowers productivity, but it's coool. #16528 | |
| Oh, I think I'm going to columbus Ohio, too. #16530 | |
| It's not suspicious, somebody just opened a box of cards. Ithink it'll be fine. #16531 | |
| Hmmm, I'd trust it, personally. #16532 | |
| Hmmm, funny, Lanced.net never posted my top 10 reasons Starlancer is better than WC. #16533 | |
| Oh, that reminds me... I was at the mall buying the last two Pokemon DVDs I needed, and I asked the knife store there about The Cross. #16536 | |
| Yeah, we need to show him how to use mIRC. #16539 | |
| Just wait it out, it'll be great. *WE* know it's coming, and that's all that matters. #16542 | |
| I was thinking we should send him a note thanking him for the year of service. #16544 | |
| It seems like only a year ago we were waiting for SO stuff. #16545 | |
| Looking forward, a year ago, not much was going on for a year. But looking back, we've accoplished a helluva lot. #16546 | |
| There's a lot I'd like to do. #16547 | |
| I know what you mean. But it's almost done. #16550 | |
| Well... once the timeline is done, the encyclopedia won't be far behind. #16552 | |
| I dunno what I doa fter that. It's time for me to start picking out a new project. #16554 | |
| Dammit Had, you do lots of stuff, don't play this silly game. #16556 | |
| Oh, I need some new graphics, you can do those. #16557 | |
| Since I'm making the timeline the big thing, I need some changes to the Blue graphics... #16558 | |
| They do, but they're title-letters. #16559 | |
| I'm using them in the timeline years. #16560 | |
| Oh, yeah, I'll have something for you like tommorrow, I hope. #16561 | |
| Okay... I'm out of town starting wednesday. #16562 | |
| Well, I'll check into my dorm on the 20th... #16563 | |
| Yes. I'll forward that, although they'll all be in the timeline more or less. #16565 | |
| Erm, but lemme see... I'll be back on the 22nd, at the latest. #16566 | |
| Which is scary, because you only have two friends. #16568 | |
| Starlancer rules! I've never actually seen it, or had the patience to sit through an article about it, but Starlancer rules!!!!!! #16571 | |
| Adolf Hitler said that I'm a member of the master race. #16574 | |
| EA announced their online sports thing the other day <G> Privateer Online will be soon. #16576 | |
| Not possible in the case of POL, they just started. #16578 | |
| Privateer Online is '02 or '03, Shadow. #16579 | |
| Oh, nevermind, you're doing something odd. #16580 | |
| You know, Had, you should probably get something better to do. Like making high pitched noises which cause cats brains to explode. #16583 | |
| I AM rich. In character. And from all that money I stole from Dr. Philharnopolis. #16584 | |
| I'll have them sent to my dorm. Which will scare my roomate. #16586 | |
| If slaying the non-believers in an orgy of blood and destruction makes me clinically insane, then yes Mr. Suit, I am clinically insane. #16587 | |
| Hehehehe, you just hate everything. #16588 | |
| You've never lived until you've Armada multiplayer <G> #16590 | |
| But only tonight, what with the ravioli intake levels being what they are. #16592 | |
| Anything that doesn't work in VGA, which is an actual definable term. #16594 | |
| And... a Drakhai Vaktoth card... #16597 | |
| Used phonecard. Borders 50$ gift card minus the cost of Mallrats DVD. #16599 | |
| I've met Chris, and that's all. #16600 | |
| But we were both in Austin at the time. #16601 | |
| I keep my money in the bank. I had some money earlier, but I bought some DVDs... #16602 | |
| I think they look a *little* better than Prophecy's, but for the love of Sivar, it's taken Volition two years and two plus commercial releases to get a nicer picture for the space background? #16605 | |
| Yeah, well, it's not. #16606 | |
| That's why I haven't been here... #16608 | |
| I'm not sure yet... #16610 | |
| I think LOAF: The Uniform will consist of an Ash hat, a Pilgrim cross and a UT shirt. And no pants, cause I don't need no frickin pants. #16612 | |
| Well, maybe some pants, for special occasions. #16613 | |
| Yeah, with a symbol on it. #16614 | |
| Yay, a sucky WC site joined ATFW. Now we'll look even better. #16615 | |
| Okay. I haven't checked it lately... been offline, kind of crazed. I hope to be back soon. #16618 | |
| No, the joke doesn't work if it's Freespace Programmers. #16619 | |
| I mailed him with where to get it. #16621 | |
| Hehehehe, one of mine is from the mid 80s. #16624 | |
| I'm HOPEFULLY moving to Texas next week. #16625 | |
| WC Frigates are like women who like WC. They get mentioned a few times, but never actually appear. #16632 | |
| {Although there is a destroyer marked Frigate in the game} #16633 | |
| As in "Buffy the Vampire Slayer gives me a major hadri-on." #16635 | |
| Well, maybe I'd have the surgery wednesday morning. #16636 | |
| Yeah. But if I recover I could just fly down in time for school. #16637 | |
| Hmmm, I'm gonna be here tonight, I think. #16638 | |
| Chris wasn't even here, how can he be wrong? #16639 | |
| I checked The Post, I'm trying to find an obituary site... #16642 | |
| http://www.post-gazette.com/regionstate/19990807ddeaths9.asp #16643 | |
| It *should* be there, someday. #16644 | |
| No, the ignoring all mail thing was a joke... #16645 | |
| Wait... did ANDREW Keith die or did WILLIAM Keith die./ #16646 | |
| Where *IS* Dund? #16647 | |
| Yeah... it's not what I said before... it's not what happened first though, either... #16650 | |
| Erm, "better than the nebulas in *WCP*". *WCP* was released in 1997. #16651 | |
| Tre's new quotes file kicked. It's like all me, baby. #16652 | |
| No, 2069 was the limited print porn version 2001... #16653 | |
| Hehehe, seaQuest probably didn't get counted because it wasn't in Space. #16655 | |
| I can name MORE sectors! #16656 | |
| Hehehe, and what the hell is up with that Starfury the first episode of Season 5? #16657 | |
| The station is rotating... so how can it just sit there and not change? #16658 | |
| Ahh, the whole first half of S5 was kind of a bust, I don't care what JMS says about it being necessary for later stuff to matter. #16659 | |
| My squad was assigned to map in 'Nam... not everybody made it out... whole. #16662 | |
| I'm not making fun of mapping as much as I am making fun of everything. #16663 | |
| Hehehe, well, Roberts wasn't around then. #16664 | |
| But according to Johnny, they weren't intending to bring him back. #16665 | |
| Like dedicate something to him. #16667 | |
| Like a rock or a pile of chickens. #16668 | |
| Did you see Tre's graph, death? #16669 | |
| What do I look like, some kind of fucking Byydo? #16672 | |
| Hehe... (looked at the graph just now) #16673 | |
| Dyne is saying goodnight to me on ICQ. #16674 | |
| Yeah, the best damned pet shop in town. #16675 | |
| Now, now, we have to get as many people in here as possible and look good for the celebrities on our birthday. #16677 | |
| Yeah, well, now there'll never be a False Colors sequal. #16678 | |
| Is there a normal DevilBane? #16680 | |
| FS2 is like delicious candy. It may be delicious... but it's also candy. Also, you can choke on it. And if you're a kid, busy eating it in the pool, you can have your guts sucked out. By the pool sucker thing. Which is why you shouldn't ever ever play Freespace 2. #16682 | |
| In an upcoming episode we'll learn that that Meowth learned to speak because it lived on the streets or something. #16683 | |
| If I go to Austin I will be back between the 17th and the 22nd. #16684 | |
| If I have to have surgery, I will spend three weeks recovering, and if I'm blind after that, I won't come back. #16685 | |
| I have free long distance for like six hours a month or something, and my parents are paying anyway, so I can call you people more <G> #16688 | |
| I dunno, but I'm sure I'm not paying for it. #16691 | |
| Either that or evening surgery. #16692 | |
| My mom says obits aren't usually very complete on Sundays, because the Sunday papers are printed especially early. #16693 | |
| I haven't heard from him.. #16694 | |
| I've never seen mIRC crash before. #16695 | |
| The next time somebody asks where Stingray went after WC2, we can point out that we're still looking for Mister Wright. #16698 | |
| Hmmm, did you miss my hilarious Stingray-related joke, Chris? It belongs with the Sirius joke in the history of bad WC jokes. #16699 | |
| I'm trying to think of something more obscure involving not getting any and the Facin sector. #16700 | |
| What he says is that he saved Downtown from being killed, and that he defected because he didn't like the idea of human slaves <G> #16704 | |
| FF really goes along with the overlay thing, though... with Thrakhath freeing him. #16706 | |
| Mercedes Lackey did *NOT* write Freedom Flight, though. #16707 | |
| Yeah, I'll have it from the trip onward. #16709 | |
| 3 instead of 8, compared to my normal number <G> #16711 | |
| Hehehe, the whole 'hates Windows' thing is a cliche. #16712 | |
| Hmm, actually, only 9. #16715 | |
| I'm glad I do'nt post to wherever that is. #16716 | |
| No, Flint isn't very old in 2654. #16718 | |
| Because Dibbles is dead later on, and he also signed Blair's yearbook right before he died. #16719 | |
| Dammit, I can't find my WC2 dates or my ER document... #16720 | |
| Anyway, the book is for hiding the cross in, it wouldn't be a good idae to hide the fact that you're a Pilgrim in a Pilgrim Bible. #16722 | |
| Hey Had, can I have a period? #16723 | |
| Oh well, if I work all night tonight and all day tommororw, it should be ready. #16725 | |
| now, now, you know the law. THe law of Trelane. #16726 | |
| Wow, does DElance only have one eyebrow? #16727 | |
| Hmmm, interesting stuff doesn't happen in cool sounding yeras. Like 2626 or 2666 #16729 | |
| Yeah, I was just telling ace how we can sleep with football players now. #16730 | |
| Only 26 percent of the US is tits and G-strings, according to a recent finding. #16731 | |
| Just wanted to stop by and let you know... Hehehehe. I'll be just fine. And I'll be here for the party. #16732 | |
| Then I'll be going to Austin, I went to the doctor today... my regular doctor. #16733 | |
| And then I'm going to Austin. #16735 | |
| Hehehe, you mustn't have been here when I said it wasn't that <G> #16736 | |
| Anyway, so now I'm okay, though. #16738 | |
| I'm thinking timeline up to 2650, and then I'm borrowing a laptop from my dad and finishing the rest on the way... #16741 | |
| It's more than a sample, it has lots of stuff. #16742 | |
| I may even go up to 2664, if I have time. #16743 | |
| I got some promotional stuff about the movie on VHS that I'd ordered... my scanner is packed, though:/ #16745 | |
| Everything's all fuzzy(tm) now <G> #16746 | |
| The liquid ass part of the guild tastes like liquid ass. Actually, that'd be a good title. Who wants to be the guild's liquid ass? #16747 | |
| Oh, I decided *NOT* to post this to comp.sci.sci.sci.space-sims, but it would have been hilarious... #16748 | |
| Hehehe, we're talking about *THE* Mike Berdos, he should probably try to remove the stick from up his... nevermind. . #16749 | |
| But now everybody says it's exactly the same. #16751 | |
| When I get to KKKollege I'll play all these KKKrappy KKKGAMES. #16753 | |
| I'll be a low ping bastard. Except I already was a low ping bastard for the only multiplayer game I ever played, having a 14.4 modem... #16754 | |
| Yeah, I'll have to go to medical school to put myself through POL. #16755 | |
| When is whatsitcalled coming out? The Half Life addon? #16756 | |
| The kind of random you see in porn. Except in porn it's not random, because you know it'll happen even if it is unusual. #16758 | |
| How could anyone do that? #16760 | |
| Hades, was that the proper usage of the word git? #16761 | |
| Actually, I sort of like NeoDevilBane now. SORT OF. #16762 | |
| You should move, or you'll be going to kkkollege with people like that. #16763 | |
| You should move to Austin. And Hades can move there too. It'll be like MTV's Real World, except without the sex and the intrigue... #16764 | |
| Well, we could buy some women too. #16765 | |
| "Please sign for this package?" ***HAVING SEX*** #16766 | |
| Also, I'm ordering pizza. But since yall won't be here, I'll eat it alone. #16767 | |
| I froze a laptop once. Well, I froze the water it was in. #16770 | |
| Hehehe, That happened once. It wasn't protected, but an Ultima site caught the UO dev URL. ANd they posted it. And everybody learned about UO early. #16771 | |
| Erm, but think about it this way -- if we can track devteams/PO then devteams/PO can track us. #16773 | |
| The encyclopedia can be a new color. #16775 | |
| Yeah, it crashed on mine too... #16777 | |
| How'd my old Johnny Quote go? #16781 | |
| Origin's entire network is down. #16782 | |
| This has been a great day, a really great day. And Byydo will understand. Where is Byydo? #16784 | |
| Have we showed him how we slaughtered his graphics? #16785 | |
| He'll get better when he turns... better... #16787 | |
| Hmmm, because the POL ones weren't updated 6 August? #16788 | |
| Hehehe, the review he sent me translates to say that the WC movie has beautiful space slaughters. #16789 | |
| Eeek, stop with the searching. #16791 | |
| Hehehe, Akkber isn't a pothead. He'd probably be interesting if he was. He's one of those people who's incredibly interested in whatever everybody else is talking about. #16793 | |
| Wow, Celina was here. #16794 | |
| The Varni were the last race they fought before us. #16796 | |
| Okay, all I have to do is cut my main document up into a hundred shtml files. #16798 | |
| A billion years is too long:~( #16799 | |
| I didn't know whether or not I was supposed to show them:~( #16800 | |
| I'm having a CIC party at my house. #16802 | |
| Well, I'm making a cake and eating it. #16803 | |
| Quick, add Howdes . to the Book and I'll search for it. #16806 | |
| Howdes #16807 | |
| You know, that didn't really work very well. #16808 | |
| I think I'm done, aside from all the error fixing. #16810 | |
| Oh, two sets of movie postcards as prizes. #16811 | |
| Oh, I just ended up (trying) to make a CIC logo on a cake from the store. #16812 | |
| http://www.wcnews.com/cake.jpg #16813 | |
| We should ready the frontpage update. #16815 | |
| Oh, 4,000 years ago is when Sivar existed, and then 300 years before that is the prophecy alien thing. #16817 | |
| I didn't do a Blair's age thing, although I should add that. #16818 | |
| Are you going to make Kolokov.babes? #16822 | |
| Peter Telep was going to be here, but he had an emergency... we're going to set up a chat with him next week or so. #16823 | |
| Hehehehehehe, now, now, it's a pointless argument. #16824 | |
| Lanced.net staff members come here all the time. #16826 | |
| We just pretend to hate eachother <G> #16827 | |
| Boomer & David Swofford: For answering our stupid questions. #16831 | |
| Neil Young: For helping us get the thing started in the first place. #16832 | |
| Chris Roberts & Origin: For making the dashed thing. And for making the next one. #16833 | |
| The Visitors: For not downloading too much stuff at once and ruining our server. And for visiting. #16835 | |
| Trelane & Byydo: For being staff members but not knowing it. #16836 | |
| The Volunteer Chat Zone Moderators: For helping us keep the Chat Zone up and running. #16838 | |
| Hmmm, but to be able to know this, wouldn't you have to be from the future? #16840 | |
| If I look at a rifle 100 years ago, I can't say *Hey, maybe we'll make these with uranium depleted rounds* . #16842 | |
| WCIV? It didn't have the Circe series... #16845 | |
| The gameplay graphics in VGA mode look a lot like VGA graphics. #16846 | |
| Yes, Merlin nar Ragitagha, who was shunned by his clan for having a stupid name. #16847 | |
| I say we just don't tell anybody, keep the prizes and say that if you got one you've been told. #16848 | |
| Did you see that I said I've got two sets of WC movie post cards for people? #16850 | |
| Hehehe, can we please not do the silly rivalry thing tonight? #16851 | |
| Dustball ate like half the CIC cake.... #16852 | |
| "Anyway, I'm a Wing Commander fan. I'd used to tell people that, they'd go "What?"... now they apologize." #16853 | |
| EXprerement Milkshake 2 08-10-99 05:38 PM If u in Confed. Jake Benson 6 08-10-99 05:32 PM You know the Zone is in trouble when those are the top two topics. #16856 | |
| I'm wearing a shirt... #16857 | |
| Man, I can't wait for tonight. It's gonna be one sweet episode of Felicity. #16860 | |
| The book is, thank God, off. #16862 | |
| So Chris goes to me "I hear the Kilrathi nuked another planet.", and I go "Siriusly?". #16864 | |
| Thusly, everybody is looking for Mr. Wright. #16865 | |
| Dougie! Aaaaaaah! #16866 | |
| Kolokov used to post to earts.org before they closed it. #16867 | |
| I don't even know what we're going to do here. #16869 | |
| I'd like to take the opportunity to point out the terrific efforts of everybody else on the staff, without Chris, Hades, ace, Tre, Had and Byydo we couldn't move. #16875 | |
| Erm, but I should point out Phoenix... since he's here now... #16877 | |
| Uhm, and I figure we should prolly mention a few things we'll be looking forward to in the next year. #16878 | |
| Syd Mead is a 'Visual Futurist', who designed *TWO* ships for Prophecy. The rest were done by Origin's undercredited graphics team. #16879 | |
| Anyway, I hope everybody's looking forward to Privateer Online... which we'll start reporting on soon, I hope. #16880 | |
| Wanna claim to give a flight suit to Kolokov? #16882 | |
| Pilgrim Stars will be out in about a week <G> #16883 | |
| Oh, this is the last time you people can bug me about things for a while, I'm leaving to drive to Texas tomorrow morning <G> #16884 | |
| We're hoping to have a WC convention once Privateer Online gets up and running... #16886 | |
| Well, Austin would be great for me...<G> #16887 | |
| Maybe we'll do something in January when the Ride comes out... we could get together wherever they have the ride. #16888 | |
| The ride will be out in January, we hope. We should hear more about it next month. #16890 | |
| Philip Langdale says hello from San Franscisco. #16893 | |
| I wish Gwenivhar were here:~( #16894 | |
| About two weeks after that, the rest will be posted. #16897 | |
| I gave you the wrong number before... It's actually 301 996 5834... #16902 | |
| I walked by DAy esterday, they still have that Kilrathi in theirlobby... #16903 | |
| This is the first computer I've had access to in a wihe, though... #16906 | |
| No encounters with Psych or philip Langdale <G> #16907 | |
| Yeah, I'm at a hotel though, haven't been on campus much.. #16908 | |
| I'm at the DoubleTree, (512) 454 6915, room 441. #16910 | |
| I was in the other channel and gave Chris my phone number at the hotal, so he gave me his at home. #16912 | |
| Hmm, I must echo Angel's sentiments upon seeing Blair again in WC2... I have missed you all very much. #16913 | |
| Hehehe, yeah. My only problem now is just that I can't really see. #16914 | |
| I have a gas bubble in my eye <G> Once it disappears I can get some new glasses... #16915 | |
| Yeah, I use sonar. Even in space, just to make people cry. #16917 | |
| Hey Byyd, give Chris Kerri's new address. #16920 | |
| I bid you all goodnight, would that I return in the immediate future. #16921 | |
| Yeah, Chris said that the bookstores were odd, but I figured amazon.uk would have it... #16923 | |
| And I have another week until this gas bubble goes away... #16926 | |
| And then hopefully I'll be able to see again. #16928 | |
| So they have to replace my lense, if my retina stays on. #16931 | |
| Well, I'm blind in my other eye... #16933 | |
| Actually, wait, I'm blind, lots of women may be naked here right now. #16934 | |
| Yeah, 47 appears in Star Trek a disproportionatly high amount of time. #16936 | |
| But thanks to comedy central's lack of new programming, you can see 4 straight hours of George Carlin whenever you want. #16937 | |
| I tried to shave today. I'm probably a bloody mess and don't know it. #16938 | |
| Wow, Waltz Rehearsal... did you become a World War 1 veteran? #16939 | |
| Wow, for once the standard Stupid Person genetic trait of 'not understanding the shift key' works in your favor -- you got ace's name right. Bravo, in 60 years you will surely look back on this moment as the one shining accomplishment in a lifetime of dull drugery. #16941 | |
| It took me a week to find the AHCZ, too. But that was because I was randomly guessing hyperlinks like in the commercial. Why doesn't anybody call them hyperlinks anymore? #16942 | |
| Hmmm, is C&C like golf or like bowling? I mean, based on your intelligent I would have to say it was more like bowling -- but then 901 would be really, really good... #16944 | |
| I'll bet any of those chick clans would take ace in, if you know what I mean. And judging by your post, you most certainly do not know what I mean. And you never will! #16948 | |
| You, my friend, are not. But what I want to point out is that you're unique! Usually people have to choose between all or nothing -- you, however, are in a unique position where all and nothing are indeed both one and the same. #16950 | |
| ace doesn't usually work Westwood, there are too many undercover police officers... I'd try the other side of town. #16951 | |
| LOL! At least the supply of stupid people didn't run out while I was away... #16952 | |
| Sorry, I got tired of looking for an excuse to use that joke. #16954 | |
| I've spent 18 years without getting any:P #16958 | |
| Chris Reid is a lifestyle choice. #16959 | |
| Sometimes when two people love eachother very much, they have nothing to do with this answer. #16961 | |
| They reattached my retina by putting a buckle in my eye and lasering it on... #16962 | |
| My eye is red now, I look like some sort of hellspawn. #16965 | |
| No, LOAF. I'm LOAF. You mean 'Thanks LOAF, I'll do that." #16967 | |
| God created man:o? I'm talking about crazy old Alex God... #16970 | |
| There isn't much chance of us having done that, though, is there? #16971 | |
| Ah, Mr. Tarantulus, we've been expecting you. #16972 | |
| If I had a sock full of nickels for every time Had wasn't here, I'd have a lot of options when deciding to take a sock full of nickels and wack people downtown with it. #16973 | |
| My turn ons include long walks on the beach and women who'll have sex with me. #16974 | |
| The bubble slowly disappears, but while it's there, it keeps the retina in place. #16976 | |
| Please. Kill. Neodevilbane. #16980 | |
| Chris uses a Vexon 1888. #16982 | |
| Dashed shame, the online Wing Commander community can benefit more from your skills than any calculus class. #16984 | |
| Nah, it'll just mean you'll take something even harder next year. #16985 | |
| Yeah, so we could all get together, go to one of those, and whoop some ass. #16986 | |
| There's no point in +m'ing when there's no Delance to -v. #16988 | |
| LOAF (ICQ#302228) Wrote: FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE ON YOUR LIST AND THEY WILL HATE YOU FOR FORWARDING THEM POINTLESS CRAP. #16989 | |
| How utterly disturbing. #16992 | |
| Mental note, shoot self, others. #16999 | |
| Using my 4dfx SupraTemporal Transit card, I can make most any time. #17000 | |
| No, and I tried... the *ACTUAL* reason I had to have eye surgery was because I got shot in the face after I tried to break into Origin's building. #17001 | |
| I embarassed you on your radio show and so you had your gang try to kill me. #17003 | |
| Yeah, when I was younger I used get wasted and stick Sorthak's to Thunderbolts too... #17004 | |
| Yeah, NedStats sucks. The Peter Telep site probably loses a good hit each day because of them... #17007 | |
| Maybe I should say something wacky like 'Tick Tock, here comes The Doc' or 'Doc-a-doodle-doo'. But then I'd hate myself. #17008 | |
| Me thinks The_Doc has a new autogreet. #17009 | |
| Tacos are like making love to a woman. They have meat and cheese and lettuce and sour cream and taco sauce in them. #17011 | |
| http://swamp.intercom.net/user/chapin/aceboard/messages/16769.html There are people I dislike. Stupid people, ignorant people, Dana Katherine Scully people. And then there's a people I hate. Gentlemen, I give you NeoDevilBane. #17014 | |
| He's the NeoDevil bane of my existence. #17015 | |
| I don't really have a joke, I was fibbing. NOW LEAVE THE CHANNEL AND RETURN. #17016 | |
| He spelled '69' wrong. #17018 | |
| Good Doc, now go on a self imposed exile. #17019 | |
| Hey, I don't control The Book. Some historians will someday argue that The Book controlled me. #17020 | |
| My reason for living is an inability to bring myself to die. #17022 | |
| I'm surprised I was able to think up the term 'Doc-a-doodle-doo' so quickly. #17023 | |
| I don't pretend to control ChrisReid, except when I do. #17025 | |
| If #WingNut and #Wing-Commander were drugs, #WingNut would be pracalamazine and #WIng-Commander would be hertlefortesterone. #17026 | |
| If #WingNut and #Wing-Commander were football teams, #WingNut would be the... uhm... hmmm, I only know one football team... #17027 | |
| When I die, I don't want it to be next year in my sleep, so don't !LOAFSearch Psych. #17032 | |
| I want to bang Misty. #17033 | |
| By 'hacking' he probably means 'talking about enough to bore anyone to death'. #17035 | |
| I was really looking forward to pretending to have played that game and dissing it because it wasn't WC. #17036 | |
| She'll be back. And I'll be here. Always here. #17038 | |
| Oh, C, I talked to everybody's favorite Kinesoft employee, and he says that Avatar's thing isn't the real pre-budget cut WCP-script... #17040 | |
| But that it could be something that those scary people gave to Adam to look at. #17041 | |
| Wonder Bread is like normal bread, except made of a Jigglypuff. #17045 | |
| Just the universes way of reminding you that no matter how hard you try, you're screwed. #17046 | |
| You're not the only one. Sometimes I'd go to salad bars and just get a plate full of crackers. #17047 | |
| Oh, did you see that one of the 'script'writers posted to the AceBoard? #17048 | |
| I don't trust them one bit. At best they're moronic fanboys who somehow got their script to Adam Foshko. At best. #17051 | |
| That's why Chris and I couldn't kill him in Austin. #17052 | |
| Can I use the Rifle of LOAF? #17053 | |
| So, should we start planning for our next birthday? #17054 | |
| Yeah. This whole script thing reeks of scaminess. #17056 | |
| It's not the script, it's an elaborate bit of fan fiction. #17057 | |
| Hey, we're professionals, leave the boring stuff to BluesNews. #17058 | |
| One of the Frosty quotes isn't about you, though. It's about Frosty the snowman. #17060 | |
| <> > #17062 | |
| LOAF was in high school last year. #17063 | |
| Some would argue that some of the last four years of my life were spent in high school. #17067 | |
| We should have a pirate ER campaign. #17070 | |
| I think that anything associated with Old Navy's ad campaign is completely unattractive. #17074 | |
| This is like that episode of the original Star Trek, where they found that creature that layed silicon eggs and ate metal. #17076 | |
| Yes, most women on the internet seem to be 13 years old... #17078 | |
| Hopefully <G> I'll prolly still have to have cataract surgery eventually. #17079 | |
| People like Kolokov don't have friends in real life, do they? #17080 | |
| Oh, can you have a son for me, so I can put him in my story about the future of Wing Commander fandom? #17082 | |
| http://www.wcnews.com/pictures/premiere/prem05.jpg There. The guy in the middle who's not Silas. #17084 | |
| Possibly tomorrow. The gas bubble(tm) is almost gone... #17085 | |
| Frosty, do you want to play C&C2 with Chris? #17086 | |
| Soon you'll have to play with me, too. #17088 | |
| That won't work out of context. #17089 | |
| Story of my life, but you still have to play. #17090 | |
| Unless that's because you're in his clan... #17092 | |
| Does that annoy you like it annoys everyone else, or does it actually piss you off? #17095 | |
| Yeah. The pictures are what's odd. Johnny says it's *NOT* the original Prophecy script. But it's possible that it's something that those guys gave somebody at Origin to look at and got laughed at. #17096 | |
| Don't worry, he/she/it is obviously not intelligent enough to use the IP feature -- he posted under a fake name... #17097 | |
| I don't get enough mail. I should offend more minorities. #17098 | |
| One time I went to McDonalds and got a meal #3, and they gave me two 20 boxes of chicken nuggets in the bag. I still don't know why. #17100 | |
| Well that's an update, I suppose. #17101 | |
| Hopefully, it'll be an update tomorrow, if you know what I mean, hint hint. #17102 | |
| You mean pidgeon nuggets. #17103 | |
| Hmmm, do you live in one of those Japanese paper dorms that allowed American nuclear weapons to have so much success? #17105 | |
| I put a hammer in the basement two weeks ago. If I go down and look at it, it will still be there. Have *I* achieved time displacement? #17106 | |
| Oh, I can like see again a lot. My glasses help. It causes like a big headache, but it lets me see a lot better. #17109 | |
| 'neither shall', you have to be a US citizen *and* been here for 14 years. #17114 | |
| That's probably because the ASB president at your school will never be in the position where he might be required to nuke his home country. #17116 | |
| Sausage works best. #17118 | |
| NEVER DON'T SAY SAUSAGE. #17120 | |
| I h8 Dan's Board. Nobody seems to recognize the fact that I know everything and they don't. #17121 | |
| I should ask him if I can be the moderated. Then I'll moderate their punk asses... #17122 | |
| Erm, and because boards like that are where stupid ideas are grown. EVentually, these stupid ideas reach less-stupid places, like agwc. #17124 | |
| I guess I'll update about the Peter Telep thing... #17126 | |
| Oh, Hades, the Kilrathi have Pelicans because of the lend-lease program. At least that's what Johnny said back when WCP came out. #17127 | |
| Ye Gods, what is it with being blind and seeing the future? #17129 | |
| No, I mean, all these people are like the same age, but they're so fricking immature. And I've been around for like six times as much as they have. #17130 | |
| Cav tried too hard to be the LOAF of the WCHS boards. But he didn't think the same way, so he fell, like the others. #17131 | |
| Delance, you're like a mountain in a river with 1840's prospectors panning for gold but only finding dangerous electric fish that bite them. #17132 | |
| It's amazing how the arrival of P-ych can completely devoid a channel of everything... #17133 | |
| That corresponds with us being two of the three intelligent people who post to the CZ. #17134 | |
| So I figure, why not delete nrp80, register it for myself and then use it to edit his posts? #17135 | |
| I'd go insane if I had to listen to P-ych all day, though. #17138 | |
| Yeah, 'Oh no, school shooting, now we can't gun down people', 'Oh no, a bombing, now we'll have to destroy our materials'... #17139 | |
| So, I'm LORD ADMIRAL FLEET COMMANDER JERKASS OF FRAG! becomes LORD ADMIRAL FLEET COMMANDER JERKASS OF ****. #17140 | |
| Yeah, I hate steve jobs too. I usually stick to doing mark jobs. #17141 | |
| It would have worked, too, were it not for the fact that people online like to not capitalize proper nouns on a regular basis... #17142 | |
| It would be cool if the Sci Fi channel would broadcast the book... #17145 | |
| Wow, I'll be a Russian spy, and you can be my attractive sidekick who smokes one of those tube things... #17147 | |
| Chris isn't a bot. He's a Reid. #17148 | |
| Although, when they make LOAF: The Prequel there'll be a scene where I build Chris, confusing longtime fans. #17149 | |
| When I return, I shall be a better man. Or, the same man, but less awake. #17151 | |
| Hehe. They're currently working on the next game... which is Privateer Online. #17152 | |
| I wonder if my ULOAF address is akicked from #Wing-Commander #17154 | |
| Probably the same reason all my female peers are busy, not wanting to see you... No, really, I'll call them up, and they'll say "Oh, we could do something, except that damned Evan Adnams might be there..." #17156 | |
| Why are people actually explaining this to me? #17157 | |
| Hehehe, I agree... but he wants to 'stop being Byydo', or something. #17159 | |
| He's still going to be online, but he wants to be separated from some stuff. #17161 | |
| I updated the timeline a minute ago, Grim, if that'll help. #17162 | |
| As lusers go, he's not that bad. Just your average pop netzien. #17163 | |
| Ahh, I'm like all distant looking. Much thinner. Because of the surgery, mostly. #17164 | |
| If you have to ask, you'll DIE A SLOW death INSIDE ONE. #17165 | |
| And the fact that he wants to know... such things about you is disturbing in itself. #17167 | |
| Then get off yer ass and start photographin' cows. #17168 | |
| LOAFSearch has been set to kill. #17170 | |
| COME ON MAN, KILL YOUR PARENTS! #17172 | |
| That would have to do with me not knowing what happened and why. #17178 | |
| Don't worry, as far as I know nothing bad happened to him. He's happy. #17179 | |
| I don't think it has anything to do with us... #17180 | |
| No, he didn't kill himself. #17182 | |
| Hmmm... if you were the guy who owned that ship before Kruger, you could have detonated a nuke mine and left no evidence... #17184 | |
| The Ranger class one probably isn't one of the nine... #17190 | |
| Yeah. The Lexington (CV-44) and the Princeton are Concordia class... most of the AS carriers are probably Concordia class too... #17193 | |
| The Ark Royal is probably the other Concordia... and it's prolly the same Ark Royal that appears in FA... #17194 | |
| Yeah, the WC2 Concordia was a Confederation class ship. #17195 | |
| Yeah. Because the Concordia is your basic fleet carrier... #17196 | |
| Whereas the Confederation and Bengal are both specialized... #17197 | |
| Yeah, Vanhecke can be an aop. #17198 | |
| Deaop P-ych;) #17199 | |
| Yeah, Hades 'll eat anything. #17200 | |
| Oh well, now I can order the masks... I'd told the other mask people that I was a distributor and needed information, so I figured I couldn't order just one then. #17201 | |
| So I figure I'd better be a Kilrathi... #17203 | |
| Wow. Seattle's gone to hell in a handbasket. #17204 | |
| UNLESS YOU REMIDY THE SITUATION... #17206 | |
| ace hasn't been on in four days:( #17207 | |
| We're beeing whittled away... whittled away... #17208 | |
| Is it going to be another tough week? #17209 | |
| The Top Ten List of Stuff LOAF Likes (in no particular order) 1) Wing Commander 2) TV's Kerri-Lee (MIA) 3) Poliwhirls (The very whirliest pokemon) 4) Metal: like plastic -- but NOT! 5) Pizza with cheese in the crust. 6) Chris Reids, and various other forms of Reid. 8) Skipping the number 7. 9) Those steak bagel things. 10) Star Wars Wacky Admiral Ackber #17211 | |
| I do have an entire half a tiny dorm room... #17214 | |
| Actually, I don't, I might have to get an apartment. But then Chris could stay at my house when we go to the premiere of Wing Commander II. Which, will be usefull, since the premiere will actually occur deep within my own mind... #17216 | |
| Wow, SX Glory is to be commended on the ultimate agwc post. #17217 | |
| Baron von LOAF of LOAF's Merry Guild is proud to present SX Glory with the Silver Star, awarded for the perfect response. #17219 | |
| I don't know why he's going offline, but he says it makes him happy... #17221 | |
| I wish Byydo were here:~( #17225 | |
| How's about sending me some random stuff from your windows/system director for old times sake, Tre? #17227 | |
| Hmmm, has By... MrSparkleStar been online at all? #17228 | |
| If Byydo wanted you to know why he left or where he's going, he would already have told you. #17229 | |
| There is no answer to the question. #17231 | |
| If he says 'korn' in the next five minutes, kick him... #17232 | |
| I got a 100/100 on *MY* World Issues project. I assigned it to myself yesterday, and completed it today. #17233 | |
| Because in any conversation involving The_Doc, there's a 95% chance that he'll say 'Korn'. #17235 | |
| It's not really steak. It's like... a friend of steak. #17239 | |
| Wow, are you going to be Student of the Month? #17240 | |
| I held a similar title once... although I don't remember having to do anything... they just said 'You're student of the month, come downstairs so we can take your picture.' #17241 | |
| I got a newspaper article about me last week due to a freakish newspaper accident. #17242 | |
| A page from a paper last June was printed last week instead of the right page, and it had an article about me winning an award. Lots of scary people congradulated me, and I didn't know why... #17243 | |
| Damn the machinations of said cursed machine! #17244 | |
| You need a nice relaxing bath in robot acid. #17246 | |
| A charming spectacle... #17252 | |
| Wow, they could see you through the radio? #17253 | |
| Because that just proves what I've said all along. #17254 | |
| Chris is 117 years old. Possibly 118 now. #17256 | |
| Hmmm... Kerri-Lee seems to be on more and more each day... maybe she's been ensnared in the web... the web of LOAF... #17259 | |
| I haven't ordered mine yet:( #17260 | |
| I should probably spend all that money I'm not using for college on something, though. #17261 | |
| Alan Pavlish seems to have ignored my request for a 6 figure budget for the CIC:( #17263 | |
| You're thinking of Andy Hollis. #17265 | |
| Kris, say a few words about the cover for the CIC. #17268 | |
| Now state that the operations you conducted in Iran were illegal and sanctioned by your government. #17269 | |
| Is not. Remember when they blamed me for the World Trade center bombing and I was at the FBI Top Ten Most Wanted site for a while? It wasn't that much fun. But I did get a free balloon. #17272 | |
| Wow, years of Wing Commander has taught my spellcheck to want to change Kris to KIS #17273 | |
| Heh, I asked a similar question when I had my arm blown off in 'Nam. #17274 | |
| Princeton, Mt. St. Helens, 2 modified transports, Tango, Intrepid and 2 escort carriers. Of course, two of them didn't exist when the Intrepid got her number... #17279 | |
| Oh, also, you should probably start paying me now, so you'll have my services if there ever is a WC case. #17280 | |
| I'm not having children, they'll take up valuable loafing time. #17282 | |
| What good is the world when I've no Kerri-Lee:~(? Of course, if I took over the world, I could have all the Kerri-Lee I wanted. The world it is, then, chaps. #17284 | |
| Chris is always lonely, it's the effect of command. #17285 | |
| And to further delve into obscure related references, the only Drayman transport you ever see in SM1 is the TCS Hickok. #17286 | |
| "Do not apologize Major, I rarely listen to what you have to say" -- Hobbes . #17290 | |
| Wow, Lanced.net's request to suggest things that need improvement is almost too easy... #17291 | |
| Oh, yeah, you wanted me to, I was hoping to find something else interesting before I did, though. #17292 | |
| If I don't before I go to the play, I'll do the radio thing and a P2 update. #17293 | |
| WC starts with a large group of multi-racial characters... and kills all but the white men <G> #17296 | |
| And former child star Bandit LOAF was born on April 19th:o #17297 | |
| I think Columbine was April 18th, because that's when Hitler was born. #17298 | |
| Yeah. I'm glad they picked a movie ship one. #17299 | |
| Mike... now there's a name I've not been called in a long time... #17301 | |
| And I wasn't expecting you to.... No, seriously, you did a good job. #17302 | |
| He turned invisible? #17304 | |
| It was funny at first, and by 'at first' I mean never. #17306 | |
| Or, a script that automatically kills him when he says it. #17307 | |
| I think that I can't really judge it yet, knowing only its name <G> #17310 | |
| I'm looking forward to UO2, because all the people who make UO bad will switch to playing it. #17313 | |
| Most WC players today first played the later games... Because the teenagers who played the first ones are all grown up now. But WC1 was the game that caused people to want sound cards <G> #17314 | |
| Hehehe. I first played WC3 on a 386/40 . 'Played' may have been a misnomer, though... #17315 | |
| I'm so dashed depressed <G> #17316 | |
| A tear... not a serious one. They're not even going to fix it, they're just going to prevent it from getting bigger. #17318 | |
| And I found this PC Gamer from 1996... the one with the cover story about Origin. #17319 | |
| And I read it, and realized that this was the exact moment when they started doing everything wrong. It has all these great things about the future that never happened... #17320 | |
| Because I've been thinking about how Pilgrim Truth will probably be the last WC story... #17321 | |
| Lots of cool stuff. Richard Gariott talks about how great the interactive video will be in WCV, and that Wing 5 will be the first of 2-4 games <G> #17322 | |
| And the Privateer 2 preview talks about how the Manchester people want to do a WC/Darkening crossover game to tie them together <G> #17324 | |
| I dunno, I think we'll prolly have POL and nothing else... like Ultima. #17326 | |
| I mean, we tell people that they're going to do a WCVI after PrivOnline, but it isn't really true... #17327 | |
| Oh, amusing note from the article, we shouldn't expect to see anything from Digital Anvil 'until late 1997' . #17328 | |
| Yeah, because my worry is that there will be too many stupid people playing the actual game, and it'll be impossible to record actual events. So just background from the actual game and the web site news stuff, assuming it's like UO. #17330 | |
| Well... my ISDN's been down for two days. I'm finally back, didn't want you to worry I had to have surgery or something. That said, my surgery is scheduled for 3:30 tomorrow. Ahh, there is someone here <G> It won't be bad. Totally non-invasive procedure this time. No patch, no gas bubble, no recovery time <G> Hmmm, maybe that was a :( script... #17332 | |
| Uhm, I think that was talking about a cat. When I worked at the vet. #17334 | |
| I'm making a map of the Landreich because people keep asking where the Landreich is. #17335 | |
| No, I mean it sounds like you think you're better than everybody else. It's not true, but that's how it sounds. #17338 | |
| It's like eating a very dangerous cake... You have to start at the part that's on fire, and work your way around the slick black oil. Do you see what I'm saying? #17339 | |
| I don't like Chinese food:( But I do like offending minorities. So it's a tossup. #17342 | |
| You know me, I'm never wrong. #17345 | |
| Spin Confed Kilrathi Hari Mantu Nephilim Core #17348 | |
| Did you just answer your own question? #17349 | |
| Anyway, the next sectors are going to be neat, because they'll go *over* the existing part... if you want to print them, you can put them on transparency paper to make the full map. #17350 | |
| Since DALnet would not come to LOAF, LOAF has come to DALnet. And with him he bears a terrible story of woe and victory and stuff. #17351 | |
| But no one's here:~( #17352 | |
| And I can only speculate upon what Hades is reinstalling. #17353 | |
| Strangely enough, I found a store that was going out of business that sold WCIV chromart. #17354 | |
| I could say something witty in regard to Hades and a lack of balls, but I won't, because it's TOO EASY! . #17355 | |
| Wow, an anti-you. #17356 | |
| Hmmm, I think Plasma guns first appear in AS... #17357 | |
| An Origin representative *HAS* stated that Wing Commander single player games are a possibility in the future. I personally doubt it'll happen any time soon, but the fact that you've decided they're dead doesn't mean they are. #17359 | |
| But if you'll check page 172 of LOAF's Handbook to the Universe, you'll see a graphic outlining the fact that people are stupid about everything. #17363 | |
| No, those are dumb ways to rip off of a popular concept. #17364 | |
| My Handbook is a guide to life. #17365 | |
| Wow, we made them take down Lanced.Babes? #17366 | |
| If we start making fun of how fricking stupid they are, will they blow out their brains? #17367 | |
| Well, except maybe a good old fashioned nad-licking... #17370 | |
| He was Frost-ish... but I don't know if he was Frost-ee. #17371 | |
| Hmmm, why don't we have autogreets anymore? #17372 | |
| !LOAFSearch Jarma #17373 | |
| Wow, my greatest WC joke ever isn't in the book?:~( #17374 | |
| People just talk about them. #17375 | |
| "I got Alliance!!!! It has 3D voxels and an incredible terrain marking prospective!!!!!!" #17376 | |
| "Hey... if people play a bad demo, they'll assume that the real game can ONLY be better!" #17378 | |
| And the WCIV demo was like sex with a very dangerous cake. #17379 | |
| No, but the actual fire from the firewall is in the linux server in the other room. #17382 | |
| You should come over sometime, I have frozen chicken lunches. #17384 | |
| Apparently Harper and Avon have merged, and there's confusion as to when and if it'll be published. #17386 | |
| THen play Armada, and memorize the sectors. And when you do that, you'll be one step closer to being LOAF. #17387 | |
| Everyone liked that, God knows why. #17388 | |
| Heh, I *WISH* Had weren't coming back... #17389 | |
| I'm sure Trylyn could figure it out. #17390 | |
| Ye Gods, Tre, they're going to compress you. #17394 | |
| And so it is said that in his final days Chris realized, upon learning that 'major publications' did not like Prophecy, that his enjoyment of the game was purely fictional. #17398 | |
| I guess they *COULD* be considered a threat to people who are allergic to nuts. But luckily we've got a nut-boy to ward off such people. GO CPL_HADES, GO! #17399 | |
| What if we held a popularity contest, and nobody came? #17400 | |
| There's a WC shirt I've never seen before. #17401 | |
| The rich run the country because they're considerably more intelligent than the poor. It *SOUNDS* un-PC, but it's true. #17403 | |
| The guy who dropped out of 10th grade and begs for quarters outside McDonalds would *LIKE* us to think he's a victim of society, but it's his own damned fault. #17405 | |
| I just said, Had, if you do what you're supposed to when education is free, you'll get higher education for free. Very, *VERY* few people can actually pay for college, and yet many, many people go. #17406 | |
| And for the record I'd like to consider myself an existentialist. #17409 | |
| For future reference, if I ever, *EVER* consider trying to make baked goods of *ANY* sort *EVER* again, please degut me. #17412 | |
| Wow, that's pretty cool. Yeah, get some of those for us, Kris. #17413 | |
| I used to drive all over Europe. it's not that big. #17414 | |
| You're fairly slavish... #17416 | |
| Actually I'm of Slavish descent, I think. #17417 | |
| Christmas reminds me of False Colors. Because I got FC the day my family got a tree last year, and I read it in the cold outside Ikea. Also there's a Christmas scene in it. #17422 | |
| Valoaftimes Day... #17423 | |
| Hehe, it will be a great post, we just shouldn't expect to see billboards for it <G> #17424 | |
| Maybe if you CHANGED your real name, then KrisV could be your nickname. #17426 | |
| I feel bad about all the people watching the 7th game of the World Series... they're not learning about apples. #17428 | |
| Wow, Mark Asher published his stupid rant. #17429 | |
| Yeah. With the fake-numbers and everything. #17430 | |
| I don't know, I think we just assume it's a big side because it has the word 'game' in it. #17431 | |
| Wow, if my last name were Detroit, people could call me BenD. And then if I were talking on the radio I could go "BenD over." #17432 | |
| No, Had's a cripple. Can't leave the house, so he draws them to him... #17433 | |
| Hehehe, I *am* going to be Colonel Blair tonight when I take my syster trick-or-treating. #17434 | |
| Oooh, you can play Starlancer in the third person. NOT. #17435 | |
| Technically he's *in* a French speaking country. Chris and I are closer to a french speaking country. #17436 | |
| Good lord, Delance, that's the most intelligent thing you've ever said. #17444 | |
| Cause like, Chris and I don't have fast connections. #17446 | |
| That's because you don't listen to the same crap he does. Did you see his mp3 list? #17447 | |
| Hmmm, wait, that's missing lots of stuff. Because I converted all the stuff I have on CDs into mp3s. I wonder where I put it... #17448 | |
| Anyway, whatever's at the top of the list is what I listen to now, and whatever's at the bottom is what I haven't listened to in a long time. All of which is mute, because I've mostly just been listening to Steve Goodman CDs lately. #17449 | |
| Duh, didn't you see Futurama with that little creature that eats animals? #17451 | |
| I vote suck on proposition this one. #17452 | |
| Clinton seemed pretty damn quick to tell us that there are no terrorists. #17453 | |
| I plan to train him in the ways of loaf. #17455 | |
| It is my honor to present to you, Mister Galileo Trelane, Loaf's Official Yourscrewed award. #17456 | |
| You shall recieve your plaque, bucket of symbolic screws and glazed ham in the mail. #17457 | |
| things that start with the letter 'D' to things that start with the letter 'F'. Therein, there will never be another mech game. #17460 | |
| And I'm a verrry verrry lazy man... #17461 | |
| Maybe he doesn't want to op you because he doesn't like you. #17464 | |
| Yeah, that was funny. Probably because my game sold more copies than BC3K. #17465 | |
| In fact I'd rather pluck out my nails with pliers than sound like Had. And I don't mean like wire cutters. I mean pliers from WCIV. #17466 | |
| Hmmm, Derek Smart wants me. #17467 | |
| I think we already are rappers. W0rd. #17469 | |
| I hadz MAD soop and grilled cheeze! What up! #17470 | |
| Trelane, you're the rappiest guy I know. Except for Chris. #17471 | |
| Mark Day is a great guy. I'd nominate him for man of the year, except everybody bitches about how it's not a good thing. #17473 | |
| Wow, Napster is so fricking cool. #17475 | |
| Hmmm, has Kerri-Lee been online lately? I haven't seen her. #17476 | |
| But he'll never live down the lipstick. #17477 | |
| Hehehehe, we'll be mentioned at BluesNews all the time. #17481 | |
| Hmmm, they probably did build the other 7 Hakagas... they would have entered service about 3 months before the war ended... #17482 | |
| The Hakagas (and the other new super-ships) were probably all being held back for that... #17485 | |
| Wow, if only Chris can run the channel, we can deaop everyone else. #17488 | |
| And we've have r0b0t chris. #17490 | |
| And inside the package... a smaller End Run! #17493 | |
| When LOAF goes down, you can better fucking believe you're going down with him -- important rule for life. . #17495 | |
| WinAmp is a good mp5 player. #17497 | |
| Optimally, it would also have an unintendedly sexually explicit quote from a non-op. #17501 | |
| Yes, Hadrian piss-off-ishness is a requirement. #17503 | |
| No, Bandit (LOAF) doesn't remember Saranya Carr;) #17504 | |
| I love LoaF too. #17505 | |
| I believe I have some guns 'n stuff. #17506 | |
| But always remember, LoaF loves you, too. Each and every one of you. Except you, Halman. #17507 | |
| * What is the craziest WC gadget You’ve ever seen ? Whisky Tango Foxtrot? #17511 | |
| Then they'd get all the porn people forward it. #17512 | |
| I keep an accurate log of everywhere my talking stick goes. #17514 | |
| CHRIS! YOU FUCKING BASTARD!!!!!!!!!! #17515 | |
| GOD DAMN YOU!!!!!!! #17516 | |
| What if we make them know we know without making anyone else know what we know about them knowing about us knowing. Like, maybe we could have a 'Hello Figmund' update. Probably. They're smart, they're developers. #17517 | |
| Hehe... well, in a national election they've usually decided by 14 percent <G> #17518 | |
| I'm going to try to draw the Privateer Online people in with an update today... <G> #17519 | |
| I played a bit of Starlancer, though. #17521 | |
| No, the far future. I woke up ten years in the future and talked to Chris and used the internet-of-the-future. #17523 | |
| Yes... tis hilarious. This is my new hobby, BTW. Being very polite to people who hate me. #17524 | |
| Hehehehe, I'm sure it's fine. If you don't want to do both, though, you're free to write articles for us. #17525 | |
| Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe #17527 | |
| Can't possibly be more stupid than the situation you're escaping from. #17529 | |
| Rather, I believe the fact that his head is lodged somewhere deep within his ass that has made him so. #17530 | |
| Well, we used to. I got o the University of Texas... Chris goes to a high school in Seattle. #17531 | |
| I think we need to restart the F-22 program so as to prevent such violence. #17532 | |
| The threat of nuclear retalation will stop these suicidal maniacs. Wow, our Navy sucks. #17533 | |
| Hehehe, CNN theoretically international... it's the one channel you can get anywhere. #17535 | |
| Byydo is like a beautiful bird. If you want to capture him, you must set him free. And once free, mark my words, he will kill again. #17540 | |
| But Mister Trelane, how can *I* become more involved in the lucrative pornography industry? #17541 | |
| Oh, Chris, I changed my AIM ID... I'm BanditLoaf now. #17543 | |
| #W-Cebes have been showing up since I changed my tactics... #17544 | |
| What brings you to our neck of the woods? #17545 | |
| I don't have a choice, do I <G>? Sure, I'll listen. #17547 | |
| Lots of people did... it's nothing to apologize for. Nobody was right <G> #17548 | |
| Yes, this is my fake personality. #17549 | |
| I'm sure we've all grown quite a bit. #17550 | |
| It's worked twice so far...<G> #17551 | |
| Trouble in paradise, mayhaps. #17552 | |
| Somebody with a less fake personality get that reply. #17555 | |
| No need to apologize. Everybody's said things they regret <G> #17556 | |
| Hehe. So tell us about #Wing-Commander... there are a lot of people there who I miss <G> #17557 | |
| Skyfox, for example... haven't seen him in a year. #17558 | |
| I think we did everything right at the exact right time. #17559 | |
| Hmmm, Tre showed me your log, Brancer. I must say I've quite a bit more respect for you than I used to <G> #17560 | |
| Note to Psychopath, please pretend to be nice to Brancer for a while so we can stir up revolt in #S-C . #17561 | |
| Hehehe, well, it's good to know that we weren't crazy <G> #17562 | |
| Hehehe, they're different places for different people... #17563 | |
| Here, we're a lot closer... and a lot less civilized, I suppose <G> #17564 | |
| #W-C is more proper... better for newbies, I guess. #17565 | |
| Hehehe, Bearcat was a nice guy. Just gullible. #17568 | |
| Hmmm... does #W-C hate the CIC as much as the random newbies who come by here shouting imply <G>? #17571 | |
| Oh, that reminds me, Chris, I changed the format a bit on the timeline... lemme know what you think. #17573 | |
| Added all those wacky break things. Makes it a little easier to navigate. I'm considering some sort of year-menu at th etop now that I have NAME links... #17574 | |
| I *want* to add it, but I can't find the basis. #17575 | |
| Hehehe, the rest of the timeline will be done in about two weeks... it shouldn't be long after that. #17576 | |
| But there's never anyone else who has it. #17578 | |
| We could just get the logo tatood on our nads. #17579 | |
| Wow, I said 'nads'. How British of me. #17580 | |
| He told off Eag and came here. #17581 | |
| I think the shorts would help get us a lot more hits. #17582 | |
| I mean, think of all the women who'll want to visit our site after seeing their boyfriends boxers? #17583 | |
| Now, now, we all know what happens when you fly drunk. #17585 | |
| Not just any Guild... the most kick-ass-y-est guild! #17586 | |
| Working on FA stuff. Sparks was a Lt, right? #17587 | |
| Hmmm... hopefully starting tomorrow I will need your proof-reading skills... #17592 | |
| Erm, but I'm setting up a secret timeline page... #17594 | |
| Which will list the sources, and have a text file for each when completed... #17595 | |
| And once they're all done, I'll stick them together <G> #17596 | |
| Hehehe. The book has probably made some advances since you last saw it... #17597 | |
| Oh well... the book also gets old fast now... #17598 | |
| Hmmm... sooo, Eagle still as sappy as ever? #17599 | |
| And to Gene Tang continued his quest to dogmatically point out his annoyince with people who act like he acts about them in every situation where it could be possible... These are his stories. #17600 | |
| Hehehe. Think we'll be seeing anybody else? There have been a lot of people from #W-C stopping by lately... #17601 | |
| Ahhh, IRC Politiks, how I've missed you. #17603 | |
| I don't know whether I'm kicked or not. I left and never went back <G> #17604 | |
| Wow, the space sim channel is freaky with a capital PH. and that PH level means it's ACIDIC! #17605 | |
| Just like I tolds ya. #17607 | |
| We're the previous generation <G> And we're all very happy to have learned that we weren't crazy afterall. #17608 | |
| Yes, Had, Marx invented the concept of revolution...:P #17609 | |
| I'm sarcastic about 94 percent of the time. The other six percent is used for sleeping and writing angry letters to Bill Forstchen. #17610 | |
| Yeah. And then Eag kicked Byydo and deoped everybody without explaning anything <G> So we all left. Or were kicked. #17611 | |
| tracer, I love the new look for WCN. #17615 | |
| Hehehe, I was such an idiot when she was around <G> I'm glad I'm better now. #17617 | |
| I'm the exact opposite of me IRL. But she's *just* like that. #17618 | |
| "You're way to gay to have ops"? #17619 | |
| And I'll have you know that folded newspaper underwear is neither as glamorous nor as attractive as you might think. #17621 | |
| When the washing machine is still spinning, and the door is closed... #17622 | |
| Hehehehe. I had to go there with a blind kid who wanted to buy lotion for his mother... twice... and with Samcatt and Samcatt's sister once whilst Christmas Shopping. #17625 | |
| It was good seeing many of you again <G> Shame Gothri was away. Nice meeting the rest of you... #17628 | |
| It is our most holiest weapon. Way holier than that gun Psych won't shut up about. #17630 | |
| Yeah. My sex life increased by a factor of 3 when I got my @wcnews.com address. I'm sure you know the appropriate response. It involve the number zero. #17632 | |
| Sorry. Fell asleep on the floor, just woke up. Not sure why. #17633 | |
| A Talent For War. Like the CIC, except for general space combat games. #17636 | |
| Israeli is where rich jewish people go so they can live with the threat of being blown up in the holy land, or something. #17640 | |
| Sure they will. I still have free drink coupons from the premiere. #17641 | |
| I can't honestly take you serious, peon, you're not even in #W-C. #17645 | |
| Would you give heroin to a heroin addict? Of course not, you'd keep the sweet sweet necter of life for yourself. #17646 | |
| http://www.ctimes.net/cgi-bin/images.cgi?/wallpaper/0001/0111.jpg - Young Lara is scary. #17647 | |
| He was the guy who thought to color yellow legal pads yellow. Before that they were white and people didn't know why they called them yellow legal pads. #17648 | |
| Zero0 is the ultimate annoyance. #17649 | |
| For you see, Chris Reid is not a violent man... #17651 | |
| Oh welll... everybody's going off to play Starcraft or Tiberium Sun... I guess I'll go get lunch... #17653 | |
| And then you pressed the new lever and it opened a gate to candy bear land? And then you played with the candy bears and they gave you some of their magic love power? At least, that's what happened to me. #17654 | |
| Holy crap. One of *MY* guinea pigs died. Well, my sister's. #17655 | |
| Splash. #17656 | |
| Hehehehe, okay. As long as my sister doesn't read agwc. She doesn't know yet. #17657 | |
| Wow, we should kill Kris. #17658 | |
| Hehe, that was a good one. #17659 | |
| People usually get really bad ones when they ask. #17660 | |
| I don't like Dynaco's message much. But what are you gonna do? I haven't said anything about him. #17661 | |
| Ahhh, that one sucked harder than the last one. You're doomed to sucking, Dyn. #17662 | |
| Hmmm, is death saying things again? You want I should break his thumbs? #17663 | |
| Now *THERE'S* a quote. #17664 | |
| The Chrisrathi lied to you! We tell the truth! #17665 | |
| He has no place in the New World Order of LOAF. #17668 | |
| Just read your post... hopefully it will end a very long and tiresome debate <G> #17669 | |
| Hmmm... we're all confused as to why they aren't doing single player WCs now, though. First we were told that Origin was only doing MMP games... but now Richard Gariott is talking about his next single player game in that interview <G> #17671 | |
| I REFUSE TO TAKE IT BACK! THAT :~( WAS PASSED TO ME BY ALAN ALDA ON HIS death BED! #17673 | |
| Grrr, time to kick some Landreich-Border Worlds confusing ass! #17675 | |
| NEODEVILBANE HAS CALLED DOWN THE FIRE! #17676 | |
| Kilrathi Saga is a lot like TV's Kerri-Lee... difficult, but not unatainable -- assuming you have large amounts of money. #17677 | |
| Lad, if ya bring upon yourself the fask of taking up arms whenever Delance doesn't get something, you'll be a very, very busy man. #17681 | |
| I don't know, apparently these two have been working on it. #17683 | |
| I can't believe they've actually set up an updatescript for something like this... #17684 | |
| Erm, but all it could possibly serve to do is draw hits away from our main page... #17686 | |
| Chris! You'll understand my point of view... #17690 | |
| How much news on the front page *doesn't* apply to Europe? #17691 | |
| And what's so special about Europe? Why not Africa? Or Asia? #17692 | |
| But the CIC has always been international. #17693 | |
| It's sort of insulting to say otherwise. #17694 | |
| Or make little graphics for each Shard or something that you can put next to POL updates. #17695 | |
| We never will need it. #17697 | |
| We're an international Wing Commander Site... #17698 | |
| Why would they go behind our backs like this? #17701 | |
| Very few, if any, weapons' damage capabilities are measured in Plunketts. #17703 | |
| Hades! I choose you! Use your funny British word attack on ChrisReid! Use your don't-see-many-movies-in-theaters attack! Now! #17704 | |
| Hmmmm... two. One for home and one for school. #17706 | |
| Hmmm... before you kill yourself in stereotypical 'net fashion could you get a wcnews.com tattoo? #17707 | |
| Erm, but when you slit your wrists, do it all the way up and down instead of across. I learned that in 7th grade. #17708 | |
| My science teacher taught us the best ways to kill ourselves. #17709 | |
| Pttht, what's a second of pain compared to the rest of your life? #17710 | |
| If you can't stealing, you might get shot trying. It's a win-win situation! #17711 | |
| Now, now, don't kill yourself on our account. #17713 | |
| We all have reasons not to want to go on with our lives, but in the final analysis they're all pathetic and stupid. #17714 | |
| Oh, yeah, what a great reason to die, no home computer. #17715 | |
| You're a high school freshman. Your life is supposed to suck, and you'll eventually learn that none of it mattered. #17717 | |
| Life is a series of ups and downs. And you have to deal with that, not escape it. You're very lucky to have a lot of what you do. #17718 | |
| I mean, logically, if you only want to please your parents... you shouldn't kill yourself. #17720 | |
| Sooo... basically... your problem is that you're unable to roll around on the floor with sweaty half naked men... #17723 | |
| And this makes you want to kill yourself? #17724 | |
| Apoc wants sympathy. And I have no sympathy for Apoc. #17725 | |
| Your life is considerably better than those of many, many people. Make yourself worth it. #17726 | |
| Hehehehehe, it's easier to steal money than it is to kill yourself. #17727 | |
| I think all of us here have had far more serious problems than you do now. #17728 | |
| I'll get U9 when it comes out, and not a minute before. #17729 | |
| http://www.crackednuts.net/woo/logs/may30irc.html #17733 | |
| Check it out... I can't say I don't miss it. #17735 | |
| Crap, I knew everything even before I knew everything. #17737 | |
| We're nameless, faceless masses yearning to breath cic. #17739 | |
| Hey Tre, wanna play the bowel game? #17740 | |
| Chris evolved differently from us. #17745 | |
| Stay... very... still... They... can... only... detect... movement... #17748 | |
| The fact that we haven't akicked all nonops yet? #17750 | |
| Hehehehe, yeah, but it's funny when they don't know that. #17751 | |
| I'd be a Mac WC fan if they'd bothered to change Mac for WC. #17752 | |
| WC4 PSX is a whole different bocket of tobaggans. #17753 | |
| MASH would be pretty crappy if it were still new, Captain. The series would be like three times as long as the Korean war. #17755 | |
| I can guarantee you that your future career will involve other peoples wood and your hole. #17756 | |
| I know I do. A lot. Because he's sooo annnoying... and always arguing with me... and never right, but always right enough to argue forever... #17760 | |
| It's pretty fucking cute. #17761 | |
| No, if we hated you we'd be talking about that weird cop thing. We miss our #Wing-Commander bretheren... Except not Eagle. Or Dana. Or Tigershark. Or CBF. But we miss the rest. #17762 | |
| No, that's good... imagine the situation... {At the watercooler on Monday Morning} | |
| <Jill> "Hey, Tom! I found this great web site! It's called the Wing Commander CIC!" | |
| <Tom> "Wow! I'll search for it on AltaVista right now instead of taking my coffee break! I'll bet you'd like to have hot passionate sex with the webmaster, right?" | |
| <Jill> "Don't you know it." See, it all works out for the best. #17765 | |
| Extrema enema. Sorry, had to be said. #17766 | |
| DM's don't need testing, they're a human shield to keep us protected from harm... #17768 | |
| No, I never add people who just randomly ask. #17769 | |
| He can go do good in my name and I'll be happy, he doesn't actually need to be a DM. #17770 | |
| I killed seven before I thought to /whois them first. #17771 | |
| It would be that way everyday if you'd just drop out of school and go west to find gold. Except you live in Seattle, so west would be like a trench or something. #17772 | |
| That would be North West. North West is not allowed. #17773 | |
| And that ChrisReid guy is Chris Reid... #17774 | |
| Talkin to Phoenix... *he's* starting a hosting service with some people, apparently... #17775 | |
| Hmmm, well Tre's a staff member because we leech off his mad skillz, not because he gains anything from it... #17776 | |
| The rest of us, however, should probably split it. #17777 | |
| I concur, there was no profit once SO ended. #17778 | |
| Your problems aren't really that bad, and I don't even know what they are. #17780 | |
| Your screwed over if you fail a class because you were busy raising canned goods for Mahir. #17781 | |
| But it has when I first met Chris! #17782 | |
| <LOAF> Chris! Hi! | |
| <ChrisReid> HI LOAF! | |
| <ChrisReid> I love your WC Info Center website! #17783 | |
| See, what's strange is that Chris was complementing the CIC several years before it existed. #17786 | |
| #W-C is a lot like a handsome melon. Maybe you don't have to squash a bit to see what the insides are like. If you know what I mean. #17787 | |
| It's not overdone like Pikachu, but for some reason it's everywhere. #17789 | |
| I'm gonna go through it again and see if I can kill everyone on the miltiary base... brb... #17790 | |
| Do you think everybody else can handle the CIC for a while? #17794 | |
| Yeah... just feel very blank. Need to take a vacation... #17795 | |
| wcnews.com/loaf/poli.jpg #17797 | |
| It's missing two:~( #17798 | |
| Oh, CHris, did you see the thing of when we met <G>? #17799 | |
| There's a part where you talk about how you usuall post to agwc, but also like the WOO zone now. #17801 | |
| Besides, there is no Freelancer. There are no screenshots. No one's played it. It was shown 'behind closed doors' at the E3. And yet it's already supposed to be the greatest game in history. Therein, I believe that 'Freelancer' is actually just 'A Room full of Microsoft Funded Whores'. #17802 | |
| Hey, if people want to kill in my name, I don't mind... I just won't add their name to the list... #17803 | |
| Wow, are you buying condoms on eBay? #17804 | |
| I got a Poliwhirl baloon at Toys R Us the other day. It's sort of similar. It'll keep me from having sex, at least. #17805 | |
| Oooh, is this one of those 'one is fake' things? #17807 | |
| There are interesting debates at agwc and such, but I haven't seen the chance to take part in one on IRC <G> #17812 | |
| Erm, and in general everything seems to be getting dumbed down anyway... #17813 | |
| The wc newsgroup. alt.games.wing-commander... #17814 | |
| But I was looking for something wacky. #17816 | |
| Well, it does to *ALMOST* everyone... #17817 | |
| Chris and I are part of that select half a percent... <G> But I'm sure there's life outside WC. #17818 | |
| Same as #W-C, except with a different crowd, I guess. #17820 | |
| Smaller crowd... but I guess we're more familiar to eachother. #17821 | |
| Ahhh... there's like 10 or so people who always seem to be there... <G> #17822 | |
| Hehehe. It's not for everyone. #17823 | |
| Your mind works in a mysteriously obvious way, Had. #17827 | |
| No, this is way less usefull than fufme. #17828 | |
| I'm with death on the poor taste issue... #17829 | |
| #Wing-Commander smells like Delance's jacket. #17832 | |
| People give up on things when they don't get news. #17833 | |
| I mean, what the heck is with that? They're trying to seem like a 'respectable' corporation or something? #17835 | |
| Starlancer will suck. Hard <G> It's Privateer 2 without the Wing Commander reference... although more blatandly ripped off of WC... #17836 | |
| I don't see how people can be so in love with DA's upcoming stuff...<G> #17837 | |
| I mean, DA has done *NO* other games... #17838 | |
| Starlancer has nothing to do with Chris Roberts <G> #17840 | |
| WC has always been a ripoff of something, but so has everything else. and WC has done a good job of it. #17841 | |
| I mean, look at how they screwed up Tolwyn by not letting him be the hero at the end of the war? #17842 | |
| Maybe Zukara was Thrakhath's sickly daughter and she'd had lots of breast cancer or something. #17845 | |
| <TXFFON-ubiquitous> long isn't always the best wizzy | |
| <LOAF> If I weren't so god damned polite in that channel I'd say what I'm thinking. | |
| <TXFFON-ubiquitous> I learned the hard way from my humanities prof #17846 | |
| * LOAF got new glasses and can see again... #17847 | |
| Everyone who has anything to do with WC lives in Austin Texas. #17850 | |
| I served in the 183rd Nacho Cheesier Cavalry. On March 15th we engaged elements of the third Cool Ranch Division. There was confusion among the enemy ranks, but we were bolstered with air support from a unit of Pringles Mercenaries. I won't lie to you, it was bloody. There was a 60 percent casualty rate among the first wave. But then simple numbers can't really express what it's like to watch the guy next to you take a cheeto round in the head. I lost most every friend I had in that damned war. #17851 | |
| Anyway, it comes with an Ankh pendant. I can wear that and the Pilgrim Cross and people will think I'm BiORIGINual. #17852 | |
| I've lived all my life in a place where you can't even order Pizzas:~( #17855 | |
| The cover art of the Hakaga's is remarkably correct... bays are all in the right place, and it has the right number of Yatug's. And that's all I ask. #17856 | |
| You know what's strange... Is that P2 chat a few years back... They said that nobody could make it to Origin because of a big snowstorm... It doesn't snow in Austin. It doesn't snow in Austin... #17859 | |
| And I don't think there are many minorities at UT either. #17862 | |
| It's sort of sad that he doesn't realize that anyone using the term '100dpi with level 2 jpeg compression' in relation to quilts *IS* a dork. #17866 | |
| I want people to stop telling me they want POL. And POL. #17867 | |
| Here is another situation where the movie helps us -- #17870 | |
| And so that the nay sayers may nay turn on their nay-saying machines with the intent of saying nay, I submit as evidence the fact that the Tiger's Claw in the Wing Commander Movie Novel is 700 meters long and has the same 'history' as given in Claw Marks. #17872 | |
| Erm, no offence if you're a 256er, but everything looks like crap in 256 colors these days. #17874 | |
| I wish somebody could figure out how to extract stuff from Priv2 <G> #17879 | |
| Don'tcha just hate how every stupid newbie thinks that the purpose of IRC is to provide a setting for other people to entertain them? #17880 | |
| Admin is funnier, I guess <G> #17882 | |
| Now, now... history seems to love picking important figures from the past and making them gay crossdressers. #17884 | |
| We held a #WIng-Commander ReCreation on another Net a while ago. That was fun. #17885 | |
| Hehehe, I'm sure I've said some nastier things about you. #17886 | |
| DAMNATION! The merciless fiends who inhabitate this channel can be counted on for nothing! #17887 | |
| Oh, I took an evil scientist course while you were away. #17888 | |
| Which, I note, is only the first step in my complex plans... muhahaha. #17889 | |
| Wow, Kolokov as a TV station. #17891 | |
| Why do you keep getting disconnected? DAL or suckyfreeISP? #17892 | |
| I still don't get this thing. Why did the WTO thing spark so much weirdness <G>? #17893 | |
| I hope there's not violent protesting at the conference I'm going to in Seattle. #17894 | |
| Hehehe, a lot of people think that there's a big Starbucks sign on the tower thingy now. #17895 | |
| Wow, that's pretty cool. #17896 | |
| I wish I were there, so as to scour the remains for one of those Flurry making machines. #17897 | |
| We can hang in Beth-land or something for a few days. #17899 | |
| Also, there isn't usually much space in a riot. If there was space, it wouldn't be a riot. #17901 | |
| AAAAAAAAAAAH! SHUT UP HADRIAN! #17902 | |
| Getting on my nerves is how you deal with stress? #17904 | |
| No, you're not freaky. Trelane is freaky. You're more like one of those knife-sharpening rocks rubbing against my already sharpened knife. #17905 | |
| Eeeep, what the fuck is wrong with Edward Pang? He has spent the last three days asking me over and over what I think the best way to install U9. He's had U9 for two days now, and he hasn't installed it. Just asked me how it should be done. OVER AND OVER. #17906 | |
| I AM TALKING IN CAPITAL LETTERS! #17911 | |
| That's pretty exciting. Know what I did today? ABSO-FRICKIN-LUTELY NOTHING! #17912 | |
| Except sometimes my routine of absolutely nothing is interrupted by periods of intense pain. But other than that, nothing! #17913 | |
| Hopefully someday you'll look back on high school and realize why you didn't have any friends. And hopefully you'll be happier for it. #17914 | |
| When Chris does a book quote, he un-idles himself. #17918 | |
| Attention all. The CIC Chat Zone is for general Wing Commander chat. It is *NOT* for bitching about the administration or petty teenage rivalries. If this is your intent, please GO AWAY. All posts dealing with the CZ itself, what you think of the administrators and similarly useless bits of flamebate will henceforth be deleted. If you have an actual complaint with one of the administrators or the way the board is run, feel free to contact me IN PRIVATE. I can be reached via e-mail at loaf@wcnews, ICQ at 302228 or at home in the evenings at (301) 774 5854. Do *NOT* post it on the board. A ZERO tolenrence policy is now in effect for such things. If you do, you will be banned. The CZ is set up for you to enjoy yourselfs and discuss, not for you to belittle others. #17919 | |
| Another note: Frosty does *NOT* have the ability to ban people, and he does *NOT* have the ability to delete threads. Only I can do that. #17921 | |
| Oh, and I apologize to those with three digit IQ's who are not involved in screwing up everything for everyone else. #17922 | |
| Hitler's brain in a jar can't walk or see, it it's been ruling Brazil pretty well for the last 40 years. #17925 | |
| I don't *THINK* there were many tear gas armed riot police at woodstock. #17927 | |
| Although alternate-universe Woodstock was probably entirely tear gas armed riot police. #17928 | |
| The simple fact that Pierce Brosnan's daughter is a he is enough to cause serious problems. #17930 | |
| "Actually I think Tiger Claw is the correct term, like Eagle Talon. That can be why they used it on the movie." Delance is going to win next year's shovel award, I just know it. #17931 | |
| Or maybe the AGWC brick award... for being as dense as a brick... #17932 | |
| I like every porn I see, from something A to something Z #17934 | |
| There are never two at once. #17935 | |
| Cept the scary ones who I don't know but think they love me. #17936 | |
| What *is* a 'prototype' -- in the Privateer 2 sense. #17937 | |
| The pie shall be cut in half... and each man shall receive... death. #17939 | |
| Erm, by which I mean it just opened on Friday. #17941 | |
| I have fricking talked to him about it six, and I exaggarate not, six times. #17945 | |
| RG is so dashed annoying. #17946 | |
| He's doing a sequal to Ultima IX called 'X', which isn't Ultima, but will probably be called Ultima anyway, according to him. #17947 | |
| I hate RG, hate hate hate hate hate hate. Hate. #17948 | |
| De-lance, De-lance deserve not but a parting glance. #17949 | |
| It gets strange not being told that I'm going to be in a JA2 mod three times a day. #17952 | |
| That blaggard! I'll see him steamed whilst the rooster cries. #17953 | |
| Oh, wait, UT must have went home already. #17955 | |
| Hmmm... your dad seemed pretty cool, maybe he could notify us? And Hadrian can do a Frosty's Dead graphic... and Byydo can do Frosty meets Mr. T. and Tre can write a Frosty CGI script. And Had can take credit for that. And Hades can talk about how you are hard to get in England. And Chris can... oh, you know where I'm going. #17957 | |
| Hehehe, that German guy was funny. He e-mailed us because he wanted to know why the girl he e-mailed wasn't replying to him. #17958 | |
| UPDATE THE GOD DAMMNED FUCKING POLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #17961 | |
| I don't know, but they weren't hard to forget. #17962 | |
| But we ask so very, very, very, very little of the poll... And only once a week. #17963 | |
| Hmmmm... can I pick new intro quotes for everybody? #17966 | |
| Tre, if you learn to do the poll, we'll be able to have a new poll each week. #17967 | |
| Kris, there are thousands of Quake III playing sub-morons out there. Some of them can even spell 'l33t'. Why are you lowering yourself to play with Hadrian? #17969 | |
| Don't we *have* to list them all? Because people know what they've nominated. #17970 | |
| I'm leaving on the 4th or the 5th to drive to UTexas.edu. #17972 | |
| Yeah, you're a fricking wonderful man. A pinnacle of humanity. The best of the best of the best. #17974 | |
| People give a damn, but the way you talk makes you sound like you think you're better than everybody else. And don't say you don't, because that just makes it sound like you think so more. #17977 | |
| The book always does that. Because it's his intro quote. #17978 | |
| HEY! LETS HAVE A BI-PSYCHUAL RELATIONSHIP! #17979 | |
| I always get killed by 1 Krant. {HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA} #17980 | |
| That was the point... #17982 | |
| Don't make horse references:~( I'm stil all sad because Smith the Horse is dead. #17983 | |
| Oh, Chris... am I the only one who wants to spit on the grave of TCNPhil? #17984 | |
| I have gotten his stupid images nine times. #17985 | |
| Oh, yeah, AOLiants don't have to download attachements. #17986 | |
| Hehehehe, and now he's sending new images. And each time he sents one... He sents it to LOAF@WCNEWS.COM and CREID@AOL.COM and then he corrects himself. And sents it to LOAF@WCNEWS.COM and you. AND SOMETIMES IT TAKES THREE OR FOUR TRIES! #17987 | |
| We could use the 4dfx card to go back and genetically engineer a female Chris, though. #17988 | |
| You know... with the money we spent on a server... In 3,392,192 years we could afford to commision a nuclear submarine. And then nobody would want to de-host us. #17990 | |
| ChrisReid, you've thought about the army. #17992 | |
| I like AceNet, it deserves to win. #17993 | |
| They should offer people better weapons. #17994 | |
| If you actually want to see any action, though, you should probably become a riot control police person. #17995 | |
| Years ago I looked down on people who had started the series with WC3... But now I can't even find any of those. I coulda been a contender if I'd been allowed to play . #17999 | |
| Black Joker... I like him. A bit over-eager, but he knows enough to be the next Bandit LOAF. . #18000 | |
| Why did anyone think Chris was a C++ person? #18001 | |
| YOU'RE CHRIS REID! DO MY HOMEWORK! #18002 | |
| And it wasn't really a hell hole. I think his every fantasy became reality... As opposed to the real planets they go to in the Next Generation. #18004 | |
| I can call you Bandit, and Bandit when you call me, you can call me Hal. #18005 | |
| When we assemble my court at the dawn of the Loaf age, you can be my prime lackey. And I'll have a secondary lackey and a mercedes lackey too. #18006 | |
| Maybe CHris knows, he's a child of the 80s too. #18008 | |
| It was a cartoon, and it was part of an hour long Koala block of shows. #18011 | |
| The other was a more conventional Koala show, IIRC. #18012 | |
| Oh, now I remember, I'm going to Seattle in early July. #18013 | |
| Ahh, but in today's open educational society, you can kill her and get out of jail in no time! #18014 | |
| I am proud to announce that I... NO LONGER WATCH 90210 in the morning! #18015 | |
| But I always assumed that if I wanted to kill people, I could at least get a classroom worth. #18017 | |
| And that's with regular guns, these people these days seem to have lots of explosives... #18018 | |
| It stands for | |
| <Gee, you suck> . #18019 | |
| Saw in the latest issue of ToyFare that X-Toys is now doing Saturday Night Live action figures... Wing Commander, Wild Wild West and now this? They must have been in the shower while toy licenses were being handed out... #18020 | |
| I got the mad scorez, boys. Whatever that means. #18023 | |
| Hmmm, he knew about POL before, though. #18024 | |
| Which is called Ultima X, but not really Ultima. #18026 | |
| I think the so called 'fake apology' is actually the best part of the JediKTim-fur-backwards-rubbing. #18029 | |
| I believe in a greater power. And his name is David Swofford. #18030 | |
| !LOAFSearch JediKTim #18031 | |
| Wow, very appropria-quote. #18032 | |
| It'll be great once POL gets a site like this. #18033 | |
| I think we should tell the rest of the staff our secret... #18034 | |
| They do all the collector stuff that loses loads of money but looks sooo fucking cool. #18036 | |
| Well... Hades already knows this, but I guess we should tell the rest of the staff. #18037 | |
| And Privateer Online apparently isn't exactly what it would seem to be. #18040 | |
| And my *guess*, although this is just a guess, is that they don't want to compete with Roberts because they know he can do it. #18041 | |
| It's possible that Origin is coming full circle. #18044 | |
| I mean, Ultima 1 had lasers and light swords and it was still an RPG... #18045 | |
| There's lots of sci fi that has no space travel whatsoever <G> And I'd *BET* that POL would have space travel in the same sense that UO has sea travel. #18047 | |
| Just... not a pilot. It could mean such great things for us. #18048 | |
| The universe would be fleshed out... and the fans would become more serious and less shoot'em'up. #18049 | |
| It wouldn't be an online bar. It would be adventuring in the WC universe... #18050 | |
| You can't grasp this: the obvious. Thank you. #18053 | |
| Yeah... back then I'll bet you thought it was all fun and games -- who knew you'd make being 'The Nude Dude' your chosen profession? . #18055 | |
| If Jedi were a character from M*A*S*H he'd be... hmmm... Colonel Flagg. #18057 | |
| I'll either get it for X-Mas or the day after X-Mas. #18058 | |
| Gene Hackman? (The man who hacked up Gene Tang) #18063 | |
| Recent studies show that people named 'Gene' or 'Octavius' have a higher chance of contracting being-ridiculed-by-me-at-agwc disease. #18064 | |
| Oh, sure you do, everybody wants to sleep with ace. #18065 | |
| I miss Trelane already:~( Since his departure the wit level of my reparte has gone down 7%. #18067 | |
| How does the 'God to Seth to Kane' thing go? #18070 | |
| /me tries to avoid Haesslich #18075 | |
| Captain Johnny's always here. He's just sometimes named ChrisReid and is a different person. #18080 | |
| I get like no time, then I have to drive to Austin. #18081 | |
| Happy halloween #18082 | |
| Wow, I actually didn't mean to say that, I should go to bed. #18083 | |
| I seen fire and I... well, I just talked to Johnny. #18084 | |
| And I got the usual mixed nuts, some good news and some bad news. #18085 | |
| Bad news is... no space combat for sure. #18087 | |
| He didn't explain that one. #18089 | |
| Well... you'd think, but look at U9 <G> #18092 | |
| Well, they're shipping new CDs to every registered user... it's a great game, but it took five years to develop and it's still not done. #18093 | |
| And it's gonna cost them mucho dineros to finish it <G> #18094 | |
| I dunno, I don't trust a rushed online game. Johnny is going to find more for me. #18095 | |
| No, they just rebooted the server. #18096 | |
| But this is the second time your updates have disappeared. Very odd. Hmm, probably God. Who has, thankfully, not been to agwc in quite a while. #18097 | |
| Well, he's always bitching about us 'stealing' news when they can't prove it.. #18098 | |
| Oooh, I get a "I Bossed Around Lanced.net" button. . #18099 | |
| Hehehehe, he does look mean. #18100 | |
| He looks nicer on Page 221 than he does on 223. #18102 | |
| It doesn't have wresting, because wrestling is fake and therein not a thing. . #18104 | |
| IT'S A NEW BOOMER-LESS MILLENIUM! #18105 | |
| crystal gun to it. That would have been a way better ending. #18107 | |
| No one who can't tell the difference between your and you're is smart. #18109 | |
| AAAAAAH! GENE TANG'S LOGIC HAS NEGATED TOOLS EVERYWHERE! #18110 | |
| Because the Dutch don't have any battleships. #18111 | |
| The same reason it's called floating-rotten-logs in Canada. #18112 | |
| I remember you from such films as #SC: The Movie and Le Mort De WCHS #18113 | |
| They are a grave threat, and their presence can no longer be tolerated. We shall issue one more warning. #18114 | |
| Sweet Jesus, man, what could be so horrid that you'd want to pretend to be Dan Hardwicke? #18115 | |
| Akkbar does show up every once in a while. He thinks we like him. #18116 | |
| And I ate it out from within. Just like in a movie. #18118 | |
| Cpl_Hades is a young man's game, like cattle and love play! #18119 | |
| 'Tis Christ-m-ass, all may have ops. #18120 | |
| He spends 30 horus a day there, so he should see it any time now. #18124 | |
| I told you last year, Had, nobody wants your one-man-porn-videos. #18125 | |
| Ja, this is true... as someone who used to live in Europe, I can vouch for the fact that the stupid-teen demograph knows all the English swears... although not their actual meaning. #18126 | |
| Also, the intro part of WC2 in 2656 and the game in 2665 are two different games. And since it ends in 2667, it's actually three games. #18127 | |
| You absolutely cannot get Armada at http://www.chrisreid.com. Just a friendly reminder. #18128 | |
| You have completed all missions in the gauntlet. You are a Wing Commander Ace! Write to Origin and let us know of this incredible feat. #18129 | |
| Chris is related to Arthur the Ardvark. #18130 | |
| Yes, although there are a few things that are like Simpsons quotes that I said in the channel. #18132 | |
| It's like there's some weird thing going on today. #18134 | |
| We love you too, ace. Except DanS, and you don't want that anyway because he doesn't know the difference between love and sex, and the last thing you want before Johnny Arab blows up Y2K is Vinman humping your leg. #18135 | |
| It's 4 AM in X-mas morning, so I'm *EVEN LAMER THAN BOOMER*! #18136 | |
| Larval Unit-4, restock the Egg Section. #18139 | |
| That's what the 28 cents if for, Frosty. #18143 | |
| Delance is a veteran of two foreign whores. #18144 | |
| We all know WC is based on SW because it's what Roberts always says whenever they do an interview with him... But BSG was the penultimate SW ripoff when it came out in like 1978. #18148 | |
| Admittably its fun to watch, but lets stop until they start killing eachother again. #18149 | |
| Oh, despite what I said, I didn't delete your NWO post <G> I'm just making myself look good by saying I did. I dunno who did. #18150 | |
| Wow, and she found out you *weren't* a vampire afterall? #18153 | |
| Yeah, I'd never sleep with my ex-girlfriend. #18154 | |
| Your flower power is no match for my glower power. #18155 | |
| * LOAF prods Delance with the obvious meter. #18158 | |
| http://slvault.ign.com/ It's absolutely stomach turning. #18159 | |
| Well, Akk did run WCHS poorly for a number of years. #18161 | |
| Well... World of Akkar, at least. #18162 | |
| Ooh, asommers is offline, now I can add him to my list... #18166 | |
| I guess it sort of figures that Jeff MacHott would read Boy's Life. #18169 | |
| "Bandit LOAF", go figure. #18170 | |
| Well, yall do that yourself, being PoliteLOAF grates at my personality and makes me die after a day or so. #18171 | |
| Oh, come on, the absolute worst thing that could happen, the absolute worst thing is that we drop the CZ and the worlds eleven stupidest people have to rent a hotel room to mate in. #18173 | |
| Sounds like Had's not getting any. #18174 | |
| But then, since we've all met Had... #18175 | |
| Unfortunately I left my Hadrian Chart downstairs, so I don't know. #18176 | |
| Still, I'm popping this blowstand in two days and I don't expect to be back until February. So just send me a bill <G> #18177 | |
| It's what Blue from Bluesnews used to use, and we're like the WC equivalent of Blue. And Blue got his name from WC, so it works out in the end. #18178 | |
| I'll be damned if I'm going to let the pope screw around in #WingNut. #18180 | |
| They're not working on a single player game anymore, just Privateer Online. #18182 | |
| Maybe we should all just take a vacation until they announce Privateer Online. #18183 | |
| Well, if it's anything like Ultima Online, people will be able to have more than one of the same name. #18184 | |
| I dunno what you did, or if you did anything at all. #18187 | |
| *sniff*, but sometimes it's what you *don't* do:~( #18188 | |
| (Yes, yes, I know, Voices of War, *but* it makes more sense this way... #18189 | |
| I can see 'Oh, I like CyberPorn, I'll go to #CyberPorn'. #18191 | |
| But not 'Oh, I like 0!!!!!CyberPorn! I'll go to #0!!!!!CyberPorn!' #18192 | |
| A conversation requires someone to start it <G> #18193 | |
| I dunno why people come in here and go 'Why aren't you talking to us???????'. I don't mind talking to people about most anything, but I'm not looking to start a conversation with them. #18194 | |
| As long as they understand eachother. #18196 | |
| So you'd consider Star Wars to be about as great as having an IV? #18197 | |
| By novel man I mean I would like to see you crushed by a box of books. #18198 | |
| There will be another infoburst as soon as Hadrian gets off his ass and does another one. Or if there's ever somebody else to talk to, I guess. #18202 | |
| I think it'd make the news if Chris died, though. #18205 | |
| There was an accident at Texas A&M a month or so ago, and some people died. #18206 | |
| Hehehe, I'd use the fact that I'm not online as a pity type thing. But I was thinking we could say that we understand that all their other sites moved on to other places... #18208 | |
| RANDOM COMMENT DESIGNED TO DRAW PEOPLE INTO LETTING ME TALK ABOUT SOMETHING. #18210 | |
| And say we'll cut down our usage and such <G> #18212 | |
| It *is* a discussion, because people discuss it. #18214 | |
| "I don't believe in rocks!" doesn't matter, you're going to get the crap beat out of you when I throw rocks at you. #18215 | |
| "I don't believe in God!" is okay, because you won't get hurt when I throw a God at you. #18216 | |
| * LOAF chucks God at Delance #18217 | |
| Unless you do believe in God, then I think you have to hurt yourself or something. #18218 | |
| I hope he hurts himself. #18219 | |
| Wow, I don't even want to know how you did that. #18220 | |
| How did you do that? #18221 | |
| It's sad that people obsess over the fact that you have a girlfriend. #18224 | |
| Bethlehem isn't in a predominantly Christian country, is it? #18225 | |
| But the millenium doesn't have anything to do with the birth of Christ... #18226 | |
| Quick, lets organize a suicide pact amongst these people so we won't have to deal with them for the next thousand years. #18229 | |
| You must have really, really boring friends. #18231 | |
| My 6 year old sister dual boots. #18233 | |
| Now, if they, say, used back-talking dinosaurs as everyday appliances, I don't think that would ever get old. #18236 | |
| My Jetsons/Flinstones joke has gone right over their heads. And when 'The Flinstones' is over your head, you have a problem. #18237 | |
| Ahhh. Hmmm, are people going to be here at midnight? #18239 | |
| Twister is your idea of a party? #18240 | |
| Mmm...kay... #18241 | |
| I'm LOAF, I don't need your best girls. #18242 | |
| It's... stable, I hope. Planning to go back to school in a few days. #18245 | |
| Yeah, RG is scary. I dont' think he knows what's going on at Origin. #18250 | |
| Betcha they've taken a bath on U9. #18251 | |
| Shall I send it to you? Make whatever changes you want. What's your non wcnews.com address? #18252 | |
| I don't trust Origin not to read our mail. #18253 | |
| I guess Apoc hasn't killed himself yet:~( #18254 | |
| We should get Hades and people to come, too. #18255 | |
| Oh. But we're not kids. #18256 | |
| I'm 69 years old. And I'm lying. #18257 | |
| I think Privateer Online will be something nobody expects <G> #18258 | |
| Oh, but for the time whence I mayest say. #18260 | |
| <PsychopathStudying> my good friend got a blowjob, and we were discussing whether getting a blow job is a mortal sin during lunch today #18261 | |
| <WildFire-> MY ASS HURTS #18262 | |
| Half an hour until Y2k apocalyptica. #18266 | |
| Someday, someday he'll realize that I'm saying hey-ass-lick. #18268 | |
| Because threatening to blow up the Enterprise seems to be the best way to end an episode. #18270 | |
| Yes, you've found me, I'm an agent of L.O.A.F. And I thought my alibi was airtight. #18271 | |
| (My alibi being, of course, that I'm a vacuum tube) #18272 | |
| Well, not my grandkids. Had's grandkids, probably. #18274 | |
| You think *everything* is the penis. #18275 | |
| The cheap, slutty joke would be "You're asking Had to give you head?". But I'm not going to say that. #18277 | |
| I personally use a system based on Chris' birth, which makes it something like 118 ACR. #18278 | |
| Wow. That's good, right? #18279 | |
| Yeah, and he's still on IRC. Talk about a publicity stunt. #18285 | |
| Yeah. He got free hosting and an elevation to God-hood. Boo-hoo. #18286 | |
| Tre pointed out that he was mentioned twice at the page. So I made him mentioned 103 times. #18288 | |
| You sound like another young man I know... #18289 | |
| He had lofty dreams and great ideals... #18290 | |
| ANd he wanted to make the world a better place. #18291 | |
| Hmmm, I should put all my false-history of Nikolai Tesla at the LMG page. #18294 | |
| You watch that sass-mouth or I'll knock that disgruntled out of your face. And then you'll only be a man. #18295 | |
| We need to issue passports like those online countries. #18298 | |
| There comes a time in every man's life where he must... oh screw it, I'm going to college tomorrow and I won't be back for like three weeks. #18300 | |
| I'm a medical emergency waiting to happen. #18301 | |
| Erm, don't kill the CZ while I'm away... #18302 | |
| Feed my Poliwhirls... #18303 | |
| I'll deal with Psych... PERSONALLY. No, wait. #18305 | |
| Keep yer nose clean. Whatever that means. #18306 | |
| So get your whacked out plans to kill TV's Amy Robot from him instead of from me for a while. #18307 | |
| AND THERE IS A FUCKING H IN CHRIS. How many times do people have to say this? #18309 | |
| Asking when Origin was going to release WC6. Seesh. #18313 | |
| Hehehehe, I'm just using you as an example, Hal, so take no offense. But I really wish there were some sort of universal law regarding artwork. #18314 | |
| I have no problem looking at things people send me. But every single person who ever sends me a thing wants me to have stopped what I'm doing, opened PSP and looked at it instantly <G> #18315 | |
| Of course, Peter Telep's completely unrelated chapters are usually the best. . #18316 | |
| You haven't read it yet:o #18317 | |
| To wear on LMG uniforms. #18319 | |
| To his credit, he probably doesn't know what 'gang bang' means. #18322 | |
| "Everyone has to have a ve-hicle. This happens to be the largest ve-hicle I could afford." #18324 | |
| I *can* drive, I just don't like it <G> #18325 | |
| He's always under his pity-me nicks <G> PsychGook and such. #18327 | |
| He was banned from the AceBoard, but he's since been unbanned. #18328 | |
| No, they all dislike him now. #18330 | |
| They all got over the outcast-teen-angst thing a long time ago. #18331 | |
| Computers still on a truck somewhere between Mary-land and here, but I got all my account stuff sorted out so I can use the libraries. #18332 | |
| Yeah, he called about an hour ago. #18333 | |
| I knew it was time to get back into my fantasy world after that happened <G> #18334 | |
| Also, nobody can call me as long as I'm not in my dorm. #18335 | |
| There can be no LOAF fraternity. #18336 | |
| I have the WCP guide in my dorm... but I believe it's given in miles in there. #18337 | |
| I have all the lenghts for the Nephilim ships somewhere, too. #18338 | |
| Well... I'm back, and that's sort of Wing Commanderish. Since I live, breath and eat WC. Well, not so much eat. #18339 | |
| But my desk is covered with enough computer parts to confuse the average visitor into thinking I have a computer. #18342 | |
| Like those fake airplanes in WW2 that they put next to real airplanes so the enemy would blow up two airplanes instead of one. #18343 | |
| I've always considered myself unmissable, and I don't need any Germans to tell me that I am. But it's nice when they do. #18344 | |
| I said I really liked my anthropology class, and he said it was happy. #18348 | |
| And then he said he had too much work, and that was happy. #18349 | |
| And that I should try a pizza place, because it was happy. #18350 | |
| Hurrah. My mom sent me some posters and a Poliwhirl, and they came today. #18354 | |
| If I ever give up whatever profession I'm in, I could make some kick-ass fortune cookies. #18355 | |
| If I were a Fortune Cookie designer I probably wouldn't have to spend inordinate amounts of money going to college. #18357 | |
| He said he had to study '60 hours a day' for now, but that we should go out somtime:~( #18361 | |
| And everything was happy. #18362 | |
| But not like bad = happy or good = happy. #18363 | |
| I agree, and so does Chris -- and Chris' pitching ration is an astounding 38 percent! #18366 | |
| I firmly believe that he has no idea how much people dislike him. #18367 | |
| I like that slogan. "Fear LOAF." . Or Tre's LOAF fraternity slogan. #18369 | |
| Wow, I always wondered why food products never seemed to go away, no matter how much you buy. My sister eats cereal three times a day, though, so I need a lot of milk. Except now I live in Austin, and I think I only eat coke now. #18377 | |
| <WildFire-> Actually it is random clips of Bluehair and Blair from the 5 main WC games to the song Nobody does it better by Carly Simon | |
| <LOAF> I can no longer speak to you. . #18380 | |
| I think the most important thing is Eisen's letter from the WCIV PSX site <G> #18381 | |
| I dunno if anybody else has that anymore. #18382 | |
| It increases my Psych avoidence levels dramatically, because Psych lives in a different dorm and his keykard thing won't let him in here. #18384 | |
| Of course, I think this is a P133 instead of a P450, but it's a sacrafice you make to avoid Psych. #18385 | |
| AHHH! Some scary guy I was not aware of! #18386 | |
| I just got back from Monkey class. The TA had ace's pictures. #18387 | |
| If settlers had my keycard, they probably wouldn't die of supplylessness. #18389 | |
| The TCS Java was one of the first ships destroyed in the Terran/Kilrathi war. #18390 | |
| Their like spokespeople and stuff were here last week. #18392 | |
| Must... say... witty... things... quick. #18393 | |
| Just because we don't say hi to you doesn't mean you're lagged. It means we don't like you. #18396 | |
| But I aint bitter. #18398 | |
| I'm tangy-sweet. Like tang. Gene Tang. #18399 | |
| Hurrah, the greatest spur of the moment comment of the year 2000. #18400 | |
| Haha, Meson's not in my book. #18402 | |
| UE is many things. Steaming pile of horse shit comes to mind. But definately not a WC game. #18404 | |
| Hadrian's an asshole. #18406 | |
| Also, apparently 'construction' entails a truck backing up and making that 'beep' noise all night long for months. #18408 | |
| There, who says I can't start some shit <G>? #18409 | |
| Your account got deleted when the board got reset, numnum. #18410 | |
| CZ stuff is so incredibly stupid that we pay NASA to launch it into the sun as soon as possible. #18412 | |
| But you can just call me a shithead again and feel good about yourself . #18413 | |
| I don't do the club thing. And I'm still the god of all things WC. And I didn't even give me that title. I don't even like that title. But I'll wear it because I have to. Because... uhm, Tre said so. #18415 | |
| This guy is a third rate power, death, I don't think we'll have any trouble with him. #18418 | |
| NO! YOU MUST BE SILENCED! Oh, wait, go ahead. #18419 | |
| If we can like Brancer, we can like anyone... #18421 | |
| <Forstchen> :: And LOAF let out a string of invectives at Trelane, making young Chris Reid blush at his comprehension of anglo-saxon derived words. | |
| </Forstchen> #18422 | |
| <Keith> isdead</Keith> #18423 | |
| <Guon> You little fu... *explosion draws away audience*</Guon> #18425 | |
| Wow, the new board is as pure as newly fallen snow. Gentlemen, it's time to pee in the snow. #18428 | |
| It's just like the Origin board. In that I'm too lazy to change the colors! #18429 | |
| That can be our slogan, and we won't sell anything. #18430 | |
| I may be a trickster and a demon and whatever, but I'm no liar. #18432 | |
| Oh that sucks... #18434 | |
| Hmmm, if they increase sales by adding a 'Descent', they should start adding other things, too. Command & Conquer Warcraft Quake Descent Freespace 3 would be a good title. #18436 | |
| Oh. I'm using Delance for intelligence, though, as hilarious as that particular contradiction in terms sounds. #18437 | |
| If you read AS first and then it, it's like it was designed that way. #18439 | |
| There's all these references to AS. #18440 | |
| Being 'of the blood', and Banbridge and Tolwyn before the war and Jukaga warning Thrakhath, and the kats starting the war with a 'foolish surprise attack'. #18441 | |
| The Ace's are like a big fluffy pillow. #18443 | |
| We might like to rest our heads on them, but inside we hate them and wish we could eat them to death. #18444 | |
| And the key word in that sentance is death. #18445 | |
| Exactly. It was non-comprehendible. Just like the aces. #18446 | |
| Wow, it's weird how Had is suddenly slower than me. I used to look up to you because you had such a fast connection. And now there's nothing admirable about you at all. #18448 | |
| Take Chris, for example. He's CReid1701@aol.com, but he doesn't dial in to AOL. #18452 | |
| The simple fact that AOL lets you do that would seem to indicate that they understand the needs of their users... #18453 | |
| Not being able to spell is a disease... #18454 | |
| He !LOAFSearched him into obliviou. #18457 | |
| Except me. I just victimize. #18459 | |
| Hehehehe, if I ever had enough money for a house, I'd probably use it to buy a lot of those 1 dollar Armada hint guides. #18460 | |
| You should get editplus, Chris, it's six kinds of fantastic. (regular, coffee, peanut butter, chocolate, fruity and vanilla) #18462 | |
| Why does Grimloc get shocked every six hours when he realizes that someone has taken his name? #18463 | |
| You know what they don't have here in college? Black people. #18464 | |
| There are absolutely no black people here. #18465 | |
| Well, when I'm president *HE'S* not getting any. Remember to have me make a law preventing him from getting any, please. #18468 | |
| Ahh, I did that like yesterday, I assumed he just didn't care since he didn't say anything. #18469 | |
| People with no girlfriends need to be reminded of the only woman who ever truly loved them, thus they visit the CIC. Who winks at you when you touch her with your cursor. That's all we want in a woman. #18470 | |
| Yeah, after 24 hours you still think you're playing with us. That's a lot of lag. #18472 | |
| Hmmm... oh, you used to want to have sex with Chris and now you don't. #18473 | |
| You're thinking of the movie 'Best Little Whore House in Texas', not real life, Del. #18475 | |
| It's probably not even a rumor, it was probably a joke that your perverted little Brazilian brain didn't get. #18476 | |
| I get ten points for using the phrase 'perverted little brazilian brain'. #18477 | |
| OH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #18481 | |
| DAMMIT! #18482 | |
| GOD DAMMIT! #18483 | |
| You hear me, universe? YOU FUCKING SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! #18485 | |
| It's like six at night, Chris should come back. #18486 | |
| Damn, damn, damn, Bowden was thorough. #18487 | |
| I guess what I'm trying to say is that you're a hypocrite. #18489 | |
| And we hate you. We really hate you. #18490 | |
| Tee hee, well, I think we were *ALL* getting tired of the holier-than-thou shtick... #18491 | |
| I beat Gene Tang, I beat Gene Tang! #18492 | |
| If you don't know that *upgrading* a computer makes things run better, then you probably won't be able to run them. #18494 | |
| Duh. What other plot could a FAN MADE GAME have? Of course, we'll fly for the super l33t Black Lance in our FAN MADE GAME! BECAUSE CONFED SHOULD HAVE NEVER NOT HAD tHE DRAGON IN PROPHECY!!!! SUXXXRRRROOOORS!!!!! NOW WHERE CAN YOU DOWNLOAD ME XANMOVIE>>>>>????? #18497 | |
| We should do that Contact FAQ thing. #18498 | |
| The origin of LOAF is shrouded in secrecy and wrapped in a pancake. #18499 | |
| DELANCE IS A L33T HACKER #18500 | |
| CHRIS HAS RUINED WING COMMANDER WITH AN ONLINE GAME! #18502 | |
| Mark "deathlok" Day shut Mark Asher up at the end of the argument by giving him actual sales figures. #18504 | |
| Yeesh, I hate this site. http://hkn.eecs.berkeley.edu/~drake/wcguide.html #18505 | |
| YOU'RE A BRILLIANT MAN, FILHO! #18506 | |
| The Oompa Loompas. #18507 | |
| Yeah. Catching "Jazz" was easy, because he was stupid enough to have a BS profile, ask about his former self and had the exact same IP. But if we just look at each new users, we don't have to like ban hotmail or something. #18508 | |
| Hehehe, Kalkrath's gonna show us! He's boycotting the CZ, just because we've banned him from using it! #18509 | |
| Uhm, apparently it's a UBB where people complain about other UBBs. #18510 | |
| Hmmm, dare I join in the fighting at SBAlliance? #18511 | |
| I suppose a flamewar there will only serve to get the place shut down. #18512 | |
| Dear Sir, I would like to send you my Wing Commander downloads, but if I do they will become Wing Commander uploads! Regretfully, LOAF #18513 | |
| Hey, he was mangling real Wing Commander stuff way before he was mangling the Aces stuff. #18514 | |
| Oh. He's six flavors of ass, I'll give him that. #18515 | |
| Well, I'll be a son of a gun, Kalkrath suddenly wants to discuss things rationally . I wonder what could ever have sparked *that* . #18516 | |
| <LOAF> You know what I hate? *** Delance has joined #wingnut #18520 | |
| * LOAF casts +2 light sword on Gelatinous Fwiffo. #18522 | |
| Hmmm, top hat says we've got to get our asses to the effnet and get him some anime. #18523 | |
| Never? Then explain the FAQ and the references to WC. He's not saying that it wasn't originally supposed to be, he's saying that it is. #18526 | |
| There was a time when it wasn't supposed to be in the WC universe. A time during development. If you insist on playing games that exist only in the minds of the creators, please let me know how the radar tube on the Shrike works while you're enjoying WCP multiplayer mode. #18527 | |
| The Effnet's FUBAR #18528 | |
| Hey, Tre, anybody ever mistake you for a man? #18529 | |
| Wow, I actually did mathematically prove that Delance can't reproduce. #18531 | |
| Trelane and I should take an old Newsgroup and make it our home. #18532 | |
| Today alt.loafhead... tomorrow comp.sci.flame! #18533 | |
| Perhaps we should dispatch a fireteam to alt.loafhead.maryanne-kehoe... just to prevent anyone from getting into our heirarchy. #18535 | |
| Today alt.loafhead... tomorrow the UseNet! #18536 | |
| I told him that a bunch of people had noticed that it was missing from the site, and that's how I knew. #18538 | |
| I notice that his original book trilogy is gone too, now. #18539 | |
| Hmmm, TC *is* a hypocritical piece of shit, but that's what we pay him for. #18540 | |
| The GUILD'S newsgroup! #18541 | |
| Our forces captured a newsgroup. #18542 | |
| alt.loafhead #18543 | |
| Look in the topic. #18544 | |
| Wow, great posts to alh, Chris. #18546 | |
| Also I grabbed a +3 slightly charred burger of happiness, some +5 fries of destiny, holy crystals of sprite and coke and two rice crispy treats of despair. #18548 | |
| Telep is trying to find another publisher, but it seems to be akin to finding another network for Crusade... #18551 | |
| Yeah, alt.loafhead is great. We need to make it big. Chris Laroche big. #18552 | |
| Hehehehe, I don't think that's what he wants... #18553 | |
| He wants to sell Pilgrim Truth to somebody else. #18554 | |
| Wow, alh is doing great. #18556 | |
| Wow, all the people who I didn't like in High School are suddenly nice to me on AIM because they have horrible lives now. #18557 | |
| That's sort of reassuring. #18558 | |
| It never gets updated, it's a small site that doesn't get many hits, and yet LW was always bitching about how expensive it was. #18560 | |
| Half of us on red, half on black, we can't lose! Or win! Unless we lose everything. #18561 | |
| Jebus, Chris, this is just like when you were talking about ironic- #18562 | |
| old-Delance last night. I say again, there is a major difference between 'irony' and 'incredible stupidity'. #18563 | |
| Everything I did was lost with my hard drive, people, stop asking me. #18564 | |
| HAHAHAHAA #18570 | |
| Oh, that's precious. #18571 | |
| Save that, Chris. #18572 | |
| In The Sims he pee'd all over the floor and then died of starvation. #18580 | |
| I *KNEW* Chris had a reason for knowing his middle initial. #18582 | |
| !LOAFSearch Delancing and go fuck yourself. #18583 | |
| You don't survive the internet for very long knowing not to run a VIsual Basic Script when some moron sends it to you. #18584 | |
| I could do that without winning the lottery. But DA is like a kilometer away. And I'm a lazy, lazy man. It's actually like three blocks, but I'm really, really lazy. #18585 | |
| I wish I still knew somebody I took BASIC programming with. Because then I could introduce them to people as somebody I went through basic with, and people would think I was a marine or something. #18586 | |
| Would that you were me, Tre, so you might see Psych's HD with your own eyes. #18591 | |
| Hurrah, to the agwc mobile. #18594 | |
| Either way, we're going to very publically remove Halman... #18597 | |
| Kalkrath and his band of miscontents <G> #18599 | |
| Oh, there's no actual evidence, I just asked Halman to make up something that Frosty would report to us . #18600 | |
| Anyway, Kalk and company have been quiet lately... too quite, so the cliche goes... #18601 | |
| so I want to know what they're up to. #18602 | |
| Wow, there's another person looking for Poliwhirl macaroni? Maybe she's the woman of my dreams. #18605 | |
| Hell, someday our legions will march through the center square of downtown that Kibo newsgroup. #18606 | |
| Weee, I'll get the matches and the gasoline, you make one of those computermaps to that building where iD is. #18607 | |
| You should get a shotgun and wh00p some renton ass, and then blame it on a lack of popular media. #18608 | |
| Admiral's list is up to 34... how many Admirals can *YOU* name? #18610 | |
| No, in my world of the future there will be no congress. #18613 | |
| And no money. For you. #18614 | |
| Chris runs an underground militia, which distributes 'The Talking Stick', a newsletter about rifles. #18616 | |
| The only true part of that statement was the word 'Chris'. #18617 | |
| Wow, Boomer's legacy lives on. I'll bet nobody ever thought anybody would ever say that. #18618 | |
| Everybody hates that one Chris, and we can have Chris Reid start picking on everybody he can on the UseNet to boost sales. #18620 | |
| Nice guy? You obviously haven't seen my plans to do away with cute pink bunnies by 2017. #18621 | |
| I shall borrow a quote from our holy book #18622 | |
| This time they did a vitrectomy to remove some stuff that was just floating there... and they did a fluid-gas exchange to clear out the eye... and then they did something like 400 laser hits around the corner of my eye to keep the retina on. #18624 | |
| It'll be back, eventually. We just have to keep the faith... ST fans went many years without anything at all. #18625 | |
| You all should meet more normal people, like me:~( Oh, I don't mean *like* me, I mean normal people like I meet. #18627 | |
| I shall answer that question, with sausages. (___)-(___)-(___)-(___)-(___)-(___)-(___)-(___)-(___)-(___)-(___)-(___)-(___)-(___)-(___) #18628 | |
| Anyway, Privateer Online is getting three years of development time... it should be great. #18629 | |
| *HILARIOUS CUT SCENE OF CHRIS' MOM LOOKING THROUGH SOME APPLES AT THE GROCERY STORE AND FINDING ARMADA* #18630 | |
| I LOVE LINUX starring and Chris Reid as himself and Jennifer Macdonald as Linux. #18632 | |
| Chris: Hey, what's the deal with Snakeir's? They don't snake, and they aint here! #18633 | |
| You should credit C. Reid. I do that a lot. Chris has written a lot of impressive books on impressive sounding topics. #18634 | |
| Well, thanks to the internet, I'm now bored of sex. #18635 | |
| If *that* joke was over his head, I fear the rest... #18637 | |
| Kalkrath *knows* that today is April 1st, he already fell for the Frosty thing I did... #18638 | |
| *sniff*, that's a single tear for today's youth. #18639 | |
| *all* the news is *always* fake on April 1st... #18640 | |
| Today is April 1st... #18641 | |
| The news is from fakenews@wcnews.com... #18642 | |
| Thusly, the news for today is *fake*... #18643 | |
| When I was in the hospital last time, I had all this extra time before surgery, so I filled out one of those will cards... so when I die, you get my flight suits. #18644 | |
| Skyfox is probably leaving the Aces because his God has demanded that he cut all connections with us . #18645 | |
| Everybody else is getting lame stuff <G> #18646 | |
| Why is everybody so hell bent on the Census? #18647 | |
| There is a problem with the logic of the census. The government mails census forms to everyone. And everyone returns them. But just the act of mailing census forms to everyone would indicate that the government knows who everyone is. #18648 | |
| And anyone who didn't get a census form isn't on the governments list of people who exist. But they won't be discovered, either, since they didn't get a census form. #18649 | |
| Hehehe, he's not evil, he's just a jerk... evil requires skill. #18651 | |
| Wizzy and Tracer took over it... the overwhelming ego-mass created by that pairing brought the site to a complete halt. #18652 | |
| Yeah, that was an April Fool's joke... 33.6 isn't enough to serve the CIC. #18654 | |
| But who else is going to buy UO2 and UO3 etc? #18657 | |
| Is there some untapped niche of people who want to play Ultima on the internet <G>? #18658 | |
| Lord give me the courage to deal with stupid people. #18660 | |
| Chris Reid, providor of big bright bold warnings. #18663 | |
| Hehehe, we got hits at the CIC a few times coming from some internal Origin privateer online site <G> #18664 | |
| Hmmm, you can have a CIC shirt if you want. #18665 | |
| Oh, yeah, there are a lot of you in WC <G> #18666 | |
| Tis a restaurant, out by the mall near the hotel where we stayed when we saw the movie premiere, Chris. #18669 | |
| asommerses get all the chicks. #18670 | |
| Jeebus, the CIC, the intro quoter, doesn't anything on this damn ship work? #18671 | |
| We have brought you forward in time, Delance, because only you can help us create an alliance with the Crabmen. #18672 | |
| Erm, you *always* do this Mav. #18673 | |
| That after all the years of people punching holes in Mav... That the crap would eventually leak out. And yet, we have concise evidence that he is indeed still full of it. #18675 | |
| Hmmm, asommers, do you think there's any chance that a writing campaign would be of any help to WC? Or should we just wait and see? #18676 | |
| Wow, my clock is 12 hours slow. And to make matters worse, twas Chris Roberts who noticed. #18677 | |
| The juice is loose! #18678 | |
| I talk about juice all the time. #18680 | |
| I'm all about backing up. #18682 | |
| I'm all about danger, baby. #18683 | |
| Why does Kerri-Lee keep coming on and getting off again and again? #18688 | |
| When you said anime I figured you meant anime. #18690 | |
| I secretly hope my house will catch fire while I'm shaving, so I'll have to run outside in a bathrobe and with shaving cream on. #18691 | |
| "LOOK, I AN GET REALLY DRUNK! HAHAHAHAHA!" #18692 | |
| Nobody calls anything socials. Except delicious Ice Cream Socials. #18693 | |
| If the quality of a sport is determined by the amount of fighting, why isn't Magic: the Gathering shown more on EPSN? #18694 | |
| It can be called Magic: The Gathering: Homarids. #18695 | |
| Or a woman. I if I were a woman. #18697 | |
| You're thinking of that delightful puppy from the immensely successful Blues Clues. #18698 | |
| Dear sir, You're the best wife ever! Please stop having sex with other people. #18701 | |
| I love you... From the bottom of my heart. Where all the fat from the many, many cheeseburgers has built up. #18704 | |
| In today's world that would be something along the lines of "Laserdisc than me? I'm DVD than you!" #18705 | |
| <TC^> I don't think anything would impress you... | |
| <LOAF> Lots of things would impress me. A solid gold rocket car, for one. Or if you had a nice chest. #18707 | |
| Wow. That's incredible. That I haven't ever said 'fillywillydilly'. #18708 | |
| Hmmm, there are lots of things the BookBot could use... I could have Michael Medes write them all down in a design document... #18709 | |
| The difference between you and God is that God has a giant blue see-through jacket. #18713 | |
| That's all the porn I can find:~( #18714 | |
| My God man, can't you tell sass when you see it:~(? #18715 | |
| I got whacked in the face last night, now I have a swollen forhead. #18716 | |
| Hmm, I think it's male, too. Lemme see if my 3DO has a vagina. #18717 | |
| I ate all the candy and then told him I never got it. #18718 | |
| WC fans are morons, this isn't a big game of cloak and dagger:) #18719 | |
| Hey, Frosty, Robot XG-9 called, he wants his Amtron-7G FLUX device back! HAHAHAHA! #18720 | |
| Our MarZBall game will be ruined:~( #18721 | |
| But it's not just a State's UO faire, and not just an America's UO Faire... But a *WORLDS* UO Faire. #18723 | |
| Not just an Ultima Online County's Faire... not just an Ultima Online Europe's Faire... but an Ultima Online World's Faire! #18724 | |
| Yes... Zaxbys BfMcGriff... #18726 | |
| Tee-hee, I remember Blind Commander... which was actually from before I went blind... how odd... #18727 | |
| The problem with these pyjamas... although they are the best pair of pyjamas I've ever owned... is that they have no collar for my Colonel pins. #18728 | |
| When I'm bored, I convert light into food. #18729 | |
| Cats in the morning, dogs at night has always been law here. #18730 | |
| Welcome to the home of "Fresh, Hot, Small, Square" on the world-wide web! #18732 | |
| Why don't you come with me, little girl, on a magic carpet ride? #18734 | |
| I signed up for free dansjp3page hosting for loafsjp4page:) #18735 | |
| Pttht, football. Swordfish fishing is the worlds greatest sport. I assume. Based on that movie. #18736 | |
| Pttth, people not knowing what my name means is what made me famous. #18737 | |
| And you don't know how to do colors, that's why you've got no book. #18738 | |
| But I'm not even sure what Nescafe is. #18739 | |
| Trelane would never use an excalamation point! #18741 | |
| MNelson sounded like a southern belle, Wild sounded like a robot. #18742 | |
| And the fact that I ever knew her still ranks as number four on the list of reasons to jump out this 22nd story window. #18743 | |
| #2 is because I'm *pretty* sure I can fly. #18745 | |
| (I actually would hit a Gap if I jumped out the window) Or possibly Texadelphia. #18747 | |
| You soundlike my old friend from High School, Doctor I. Makeincomprehensiblequotesfornoreason. Oh, we had some good times, he and I. #18748 | |
| I got some stretch pants, now I can go jogging. Which'll be good, because it'll mean I can get to McDonalds faster. #18749 | |
| I like the way that man thinks. Abraham Lincoln, that is. He had some great ideas. #18750 | |
| The US won the war of 1812. Which is why it's spelled 'US' instead of 'UK'. #18751 | |
| Potato sauce is a good idea. With sticks of tomato to dip it in. Or, actually, swirled with ketchup. Then you can just lap it up. #18752 | |
| Hah, I tricked you, I like being called chief. #18755 | |
| Ferns are Pteridophytes and moss are Bryophytes. #18757 | |
| Maybe I just didn't think! #18759 | |
| Because if you didn't, those temporal police guys would come shoot you. #18760 | |
| Also, his e-mail was capsule@wcnews.com. #18763 | |
| Oh well, I'm content to report news about them as long as it makes Mav furious. :) #18768 | |
| Wing Commander isn't hard to write for. SCENE ONE - INTRODUCE CHARACTER. SCENE TWO - THIRTY SIX - CHARACTER BLOWS UP STUFF. SCENE THIRTY SEVEN - TRAITOR! SCENE THIRTY EIGHT- END #18769 | |
| Mr Graham, Mr Graham / He likes spam / Mr. Graham #18770 | |
| My chemistry teacher says that the theory about atomic orbital shapes is more fun than doing heroin. #18772 | |
| No, it says "Go Ben Go! You can do it!" on one side and "Go Ben! All the way!" on the other:~( #18773 | |
| Let me tell you a story about someone else who considered himself 'lazy'. His name was Jesus Christ. It was sheer coincidence that he shared a name with the man many people consider the savior, of course. #18774 | |
| It was also at this time that his mother and father, John and Linda Christ, divorced. Not one to play up the cliche, Jesus did not 'blame himself', as psychoanalysts will often claim the child might... Far from it, in fact. Still, the change was yet another shock in an alltogether shock-filled life. #18775 | |
| Duh, Battlestar Galactica's Richard Hatc was the ultimate survivor. #18779 | |
| This stupid city is remarkably divided over whether or not we should have a monorail. #18780 | |
| Austin has saved up enough Government monorail points to get a free monorail. #18781 | |
| Some of these newbies prattle on about 'what if this happens' and 'what if that happens'... "this is the braincase", I tell them... not entirely sure why... #18782 | |
| But I'm sure my mom would call Chris. #18786 | |
| GOD DAMNED LOWTAX WONT POST MY FUCKING REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING HOTLINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #18789 | |
| Nick "Psychopath" Huhyn would know, as he has memorized rules.ini. #18790 | |
| But you know, you're a swordisherboat captain, and that's the best job in the world. Or something. #18791 | |
| If I had a car, I'd get an "I break for morons" bumper sticker and then break for everybody. #18793 | |
| You honestly believe that that dog wants to poop on *everything*? #18795 | |
| I do feel my mind being controlled. #18797 | |
| Waterboy:~(? But that's the bastard Adam Sandler movie. #18799 | |
| I wish I was dead! Wait, not me, you. #18800 | |
| But m'lord, I command the IDon'tGiveABleep! And so forth. #18804 | |
| See, to get a silver florin you have to find a new Kilrathi name... <G> #18806 | |
| Hehehe, that's "Utterly". "They have failed their race... utterly. There will be no interrogation." #18807 | |
| If selling heroin to minors is a crime, then I guess you'd better lock me up. #18808 | |
| Its easier to call from the faire than it is my dorm. My phone doesn't like being up in the air. #18809 | |
| Man, that was some good macaroni. Not quite as good as the lunch macaroni. But definately better than yesterdays macaroni. I'd rank it just about equal to the Macaroni from saturday. #18811 | |
| That must be doubly painful for you, ace, since your songs have no lyrics to search for. #18812 | |
| I'm like Spock -- utterly logical and remarkably good at picking out baby names. #18813 | |
| Zerg #18814 | |
| "It's his insulin cookie!", we screamed, "He needs it!"... #18815 | |
| The *only* delicious military treaty was the 1847 Snickers/Hershey Agreement. #18816 | |
| No need to vote, Tadpoles won. #18817 | |
| That sounds like the testimony of crazy old Mike Gallagher. #18818 | |
| Oh, I assume Comedy Central's Gallagher was your father, on account of you having the same names and him not being a woman. #18820 | |
| * LOAF looks at his hand. #18826 | |
| And as my pencil clearly states, I don't need to do any whacking. #18828 | |
| Al Gore loves you the same amount he loves the CIC. #18830 | |
| No, honestly, I tried just "Trelane" first, but it gave me a 43 percent. #18831 | |
| No, the best thing about being in charge of the book is that when you go to a hotel they give you the elevator key that takes you to the top level where they have free breakfasts. #18832 | |
| I am filled with a girlish glee. #18833 | |
| I'm not sure what the miracle pipe is, but they have that demonstration where there's actually water in the kiosk. And people go "Wow! Water! In the mall! Amazing!" Like a significantly more pathetic version of Dune. #18837 | |
| Wow, ASCII Tetris would be the most painful thing ever. #18838 | |
| Pentagon City is nice because there's a hotel in it. I'm hoping someday I'll have to use that hotel. It's also neat because it's all white like that city in Ultima VII Part II. #18839 | |
| If you don't want Enterprise spoilers you probably shouldn't listen to me talk about all the things that happened on Enterprise. #18844 | |
| Then go to a Warcraft convention. Or get that Warcraft online game. Or make up a stupid story about how the government is evil because they secretly cancelled 'Warcraft Adventures'. #18845 | |
| Larry had some sex, but the game was mostly just Larry trying to have sex. #18846 | |
| !LOAFSearch there's no way Trelane has implemented this feature #18848 | |
| An expert hacker like that Steve Jobs fellow could take that book error and destroy your hard drive :( Which is what happened last time. #18849 | |
| Wow, and then I came to hate my case because it keeps electrocuting various computer parts. Like how you can love a woman but be forced to kill her for parts. #18850 | |
| If I keep saying hilarious things you'll never get to talk. #18852 | |
| I didn't have a radio in 1931, What with the depression and all. All I had was one of those UNIVAC dealies. But the mp3 hadn't been invented yet, so I had to listen to those weird Lunix Ogg things. #18853 | |
| T'Pol being tortured is at least 34% sexier than Picard being tortured. And British guy got beat up. And stuff. #18855 | |
| In some places a hectare does cost 8 U$S, though. #18857 | |
| The mighty choripan is the first part of the animal to form. #18858 | |
| I wonder if I can plug my 4.1 speakers into my TV. The 4 AM Family Ties reruns would be a lot better if it seemed like Alex was all around me. #18859 | |
| Well... when I worked in counseling there was a lot *more* free cake. You'd average two or three free cakes a week. #18861 | |
| I think that's a grand idea semicolonhyphenend-parentheses #18862 | |
| Starcraft 2 would be about as exciting a new kind of car that comes in silver now. #18863 | |
| If I ever direct a movie it'll including the subheading "And Their Miraculous Flying Machines" #18866 | |
| It's like Command and Conquer: Renegade, except Starcraft! Like how Starcraft was Command and Conquer, except in space. #18867 | |
| Autralia was created in 1916 by England, who wanted to 'out-name' their enemy. Had the war not ended, Australiana would have been created next. #18868 | |
| I usually respect the Iraeli method of blowing the crap out of people and things whenever they get attacked, but the whole "we're going to crush part of a building and not hurt anyone!" bit is sort of tired. #18869 | |
| Give it to 12,11Frosty #18871 | |
| Hey, all they need now is a few minor changes on episodes 1, 2, 3, 4 and 6 and Hadrian to finish his voice-overs :( #18873 | |
| Other consoles may have had Mario and Sonic... but the 3DO had a game where the entire objective was to blow up the Pyramids, apparently. #18874 | |
| Now, a cliche is an obvious remark... and I will, in all fairness, accept that calling you stupid has probably become obvious. But the word itself is a basic descriptor and can't really be a cliche. #18877 | |
| Why would you *want* '*Arab girls Go Jihad in jewish cocks*', anyway :(? #18880 | |
| If there's one thing I've learned in all my years of experience, Hades, it's that when you sell a nine year old into slavery she's going to wind up dead. #18882 | |
| They should do a WC port for a cell phone, forcing us to buy expensive phones without service plans. #18884 | |
| My mom had a skunk when she was little. I guess they'd run out of normal pets because of the war in Vietnam. #18889 | |
| Still, descriptions of somethings sex organs aren't the best way to follow commenting that you didn't have sex with it. #18891 | |
| I have rich lawyer relatives and whenever they come to visit they take us to really really fancy brunch place. It's like made of crystals and lobsters and stuff. #18892 | |
| Well, Jedenfalls is the city... and the phrase translates to 'Without his hat, ChrisReid of the CIC forgets to zurukgeschrieben. #18893 | |
| A computer that decides what I'm going to do with my time would be even worse than a computer that randomly buys things from Amazon for me. #18894 | |
| I don't know what the good FPS is. I'm not some FPS reviewer. I play Wing Commander games and space quest. #18898 | |
| And I didn't list half things, or I'd have included the Demisaurus Rex. #18900 | |
| Grakh, now I need some crazy MIDI connector box. From like 1988. Stupid universe #18901 | |
| So one of my moms students crazy parents keeps harassing us. #18902 | |
| I mean, you can choose between onion rings and fries... and onion rings are far more complex than a different kind of fry. #18905 | |
| We should breed animals to fight and then blame Nintendo. #18906 | |
| Are you sure? Because I've got some ALCOHOL AND CIGARETTES for you to try! #18910 | |
| Frosty: SHARKS SHARKS SHARKS SHARKS SHARKS SHARKS #18912 | |
| But it's true. Making women kiss is the best part of The Sims. The second best part is designing kitchens. #18913 | |
| Canada is a cold and lawless nation. #18915 | |
| What's black and white and red all over? 4COMMUNISM #18917 | |
| Security has issued a subtle reminder that I must change my clothes :( #18918 | |
| So I went to Best Buy on my lunch break yesterday with my brother. And they had the signs up for all the new DVDs... but none of them were actually there. So we asked the group of Best Buy guys if they were going to be there soon. And the boss guy grabs the other guys shirt and yells "SEE! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T COME TO WORK ON TIME" #18919 | |
| I mean, I'm still going to buy it, but I'll definately whine a lot. #18921 | |
| Yay, they're going to show Apollo 13 IMAX at the Air and Space Museum next month. I can see the biggest Tom Hanks ever. #18922 | |
| I should write some Mister Graham/Rommel erotic fiction. It'll be called 'Tanks For All The Spam'. #18926 | |
| :-( *rimshot* #18927 | |
| Now that I have an MCB-1 I can plug in a "metronome" to my sound card. Which, as far as I know, is one of Jigglypuff's attacks. #18929 | |
| I'd like to congratulate the cast and crew of #WingNut for not making a sexually explicit joke about Byydo 'nailing' his foot. You've come a long way, baby! #18931 | |
| I mean, I'll have done all my work and be home watching Boy Meets World by then. #18932 | |
| When I went to France for the first time (for like a month in 2nd grade) I had a kids book to learn French phrases... and everybody had Hitler moustaches... which made France seem really scary. #18936 | |
| That girl is a little young to be having a sexy reaction. #18939 | |
| It has been determined that you, SILAS LESNICK, have already been scheduled to receive FREE Premium Merchandise which could exceed one of the following Dollar Values: $190.00, $1,250.00, $20,000.00 #18940 | |
| The holiday season is upon us. This year instead of giving gifts, we should have a clever plot device. #18941 | |
| To Whom It May Concern, I have written this program because I feel that the computer must honestly make serious advances in the science of playing Freecell. Sincerely, Mister Trelane #18943 | |
| The Book is close to becoming a starship. We should add one of those multifunctional scanner dish dealies. #18945 | |
| <GhostlyChoripan> sith___lord@hotmail.com | |
| <LOAF> That's the worst e-mail address ever, no wonder your friends don't e-mail you. #18946 | |
| You should move to Baltimore, they have the Worlds Largest Trashcan. #18948 | |
| Pole-based math never ceases to call forth Trelane. #18949 | |
| They're probably talking about the kind of frigidity that sustains the ice-demons of Kopax-4. #18952 | |
| I couldn't have predicted *that* with a ten foot prediction pole! #18955 | |
| Kay-sa-dilla. #18956 | |
| A BBQ Turkey Burger doesn't sound good. Too many concepts crammed together. #18957 | |
| You just know from the name that it went through a committee. And some turkey-jerk was like "What if we use turkey instead of real meat?" And he refused to sign off on the BBQ-materials until they agreed with him. #18958 | |
| I took a choripan to the stomach in 'Nam. #18959 | |
| "Puissance Pocket" means, of course, "POWER POCKET" #18960 | |
| Once in France I stayed in the "Hotel 49F", though. It was coin-operated. And the bathroom and the bedroom were the same room. #18961 | |
| So is sassing your boyfriend, if you drift my get. *whammo* #18962 | |
| Grrrr, my health class depression screening thing says I'm going to kill myself. I don't want to turn in an assignment saying that I'm going to kill myself :( #18963 | |
| PC Gamer was good until they stopped advertising porn in the back. That was like the best thing ever in middle school. That and TIE Fighter. #18965 | |
| You know who doesn't have a good idea of how radar works? The people who sing that 99 red balloons song. #18967 | |
| If Trelane said it's fierwerk than it's fierwerk :( #18969 | |
| Yeah, they had Napster in Russia way before they had it here. They'd trade music on their Tandy Famicoms. #18972 | |
| Yeah... when the bread:vodka ratio was 1:1 it was a good day. #18973 | |
| My brother convinced the manager of a local Gap to give us the giant Kris Kristofferson picture when they're done with it. Then he moved back to Indiana, so my other brother and I will be stuck with Kris. #18974 | |
| Two turn tables and a microphone #18975 | |
| I went to get oreos and the world disappeared :( #18976 | |
| Wow, Antwerp HQ sounds like something out of Heros Quest. #18978 | |
| You fool! You've missed the obvious! You just eat twice as much! #18983 | |
| The International Meat Convention doesn't officially consider hot dogs to be a form of meat. They grow on a hot dog tree. Didn't you see one of the Pee-Wee movies? #18987 | |
| Wow, first you're eating the bourgoise... And then you're *becoming* bourgoise by eating a falafel. #18988 | |
| It's the Olympics! I'll bet they've got olympic shaped colored onion rings or something. #18990 | |
| I've heard that they've go plenty of funnel cake out west. #18991 | |
| MTV is my most hated enemy. I'll fall asleep in my superchair watching Voyager, and then I'll turn on MTV at 4 AM because it's the only thing on and then I'll have some horrible song stuck in my head later. #18994 | |
| Interesting theory, but I say no. The texture of the hot dogs and the muffins just won't mesh. #18996 | |
| The double-hot-dog-burger has long been an emergency staple of my diet. #19000 | |
| Bah, TC will go to Yale like his mother and I decided and that's the end of it. #19002 | |
| I can't track my packages:( They're either "IN JAPAN" or "IN AMERICA" #19005 | |
| My mom put five dollars in my lunch. #19006 | |
| Wing COmmander spelled backwards and wrong is "Ultima". #19007 | |
| Trelane helps me trick people. #19009 | |
| I'm Rark "Bandit (LOAF)" Kavioski, and I'm going to acclimate you with some of our systems. #19011 | |
| Yo, sup J-Z. Werd to the car. #19012 | |
| I weep for anyone who's had a conversation in which they learn that the hampsterdance has been updated:( #19014 | |
| "Hey, Chad! That was a radical party last night! Keen to the max!" "Sure-thing, Weasel! Hey, you hear Hampsterdance has been updated?" "No way! Tubular!" #19015 | |
| If there's one thing I've learned about college... It's that medals, promotions, tests, quizzes, essays and assignments are all sheepdip. All you have to do is complain to somebody important later and you'll be fine. #19017 | |
| Apparently people in Europe sit around making lights. As opposed to the US where we sit around having sex with cheerleaders. Just like in the movie I wrote. #19022 | |
| I'd buy a tanktop if they made one that'd fit me:( #19023 | |
| Yeah, we should have a kill LOAF/don't kill LOAF store. And we'll find out which people would rather do. #19024 | |
| Dash it all, I owe the Japanese $71. #19026 | |
| Today seems weird. Too quiet... like something's going to happen. #19027 | |
| Student11 scares the heck out of me. #19035 | |
| <Wild-e-Weasel> !!!!por fabor, commontaros lose #latino-teens!!!! #19038 | |
| We all have microwaves in our basement. Especially Chris Reid, the worlds most famous microwave collector. #19041 | |
| And when it is chocolate, it's that freaky designer "I want to sleep with you" chocolate that you don't know what it has in it. #19043 | |
| Okay, another egg. Opening.. Eating chocolate exterior.. Dash, another beaver. #19044 | |
| Objects in English aren't male and female. "Kick her" doesn't make sense. #19046 | |
| Although to be fair, Austin Powers and Stepmom are everywhere because they come free with a lot of DVD players. #19047 | |
| It's easy to make 12 year olds cry. I did that to Dan_S all the time. #19048 | |
| 10,000 channels and only 150 things good on. #19050 | |
| There's an old saying, Ghost, one that I think is particularly apt in this case: anything's better than here. #19052 | |
| There's no such thing -- super hotdogs are a myth. It was *probably* just five 5 cm hot dogs taped together. #19053 | |
| We call frites frys in the US. They're named after Fry from Futurama. #19054 | |
| I say marry her, LeHah. Run away, have a good life. And don't think about here again -- because we're already dead... we just don't know it yet. #19055 | |
| lilblueeyes is me. banditloaf is lehah. It's part of an elaborate confusispy. #19056 | |
| You know what the name 'GeForce' crys out for? A 3D animated product tie-in show. #19057 | |
| "THE G-FORCE" Major Nvidea and his team battle the evil twodeeoids #19058 | |
| Even my brother, my sad penniless brother was ranting about how great it'd be when he goes to Japan. I'm not sure why all teenagers suddenly got infected with the idea that naturally they'd be in Japan someday. #19060 | |
| I think the days of Lesnicks in the armed services end with the Korean War. #19061 | |
| I spilled water on my Mogwai once. The results were both terrifying and hilarious. #19062 | |
| FYI, I've made those and BTW, they're good. And messy. And thinking about them makes you use acronyms. #19063 | |
| I don't think you can have three-way pong. #19067 | |
| I'd go to lunch, but a) I already had lunch and b) the killing. #19068 | |
| You mean Vampyres. The crytyres of the nyghte. #19071 | |
| Actually, I'm the bad LOAF. Eye patch and goatee and all. #19072 | |
| Oh, and the problem with wearing a big viking hat while there's a sniper on the loose is that everybody looks at you like you're bad crazy instead of amusing crazy. #19074 | |
| I wanted people at the movie theater to tell me I had to take it off so I could tell them how that would offend Odin... but there wasn't anybody else there. #19075 | |
| Wow, some guy in your politicale conomy discussion is a homosexual. Or British. Or both. Thus inviting a classic venn diagram. #19076 | |
| I HAVE WRIPPED ITS ISO OFF, COLLAGE CD! #19078 | |
| Damn lack of a Japanese warez community. #19081 | |
| This folder contains DDK samples, headers and documents which are specific for the PC9800 version of Windows 95. If only there were an FM Towns one. Then I could develop my own Armada-based operating system. #19083 | |
| Random sniping is actually pretty great... it's like a big snow day, except stores stay open. There's like nobody at the mall and stuff. And there's probably less of a risk of dying than if you drive around when it's all icy. #19088 | |
| I either look forward to talking to an English teacher or marvel at how remarkable it is that they figured out how to use the elevator properly. #19090 | |
| We had one guy who came in with a transcript of six years of horrible grades and a letter saying he had ADD... and he thought we'd erase his record. People are the stupidest things ever. #19091 | |
| That's two Thursdays in a row of free movie previews. After, like, 21 years of no free movie previews. Something has changed. Somebody must have changed my FreeMoviePreviews: flag to 'yes'. #19092 | |
| Manga bugs me because I can't really get into it... as there's this intense desire to use it as a coloring book. #19095 | |
| More games should have Cpl_Hades-themed patches, not less. Alternatively, Privateer 2 should have a regular people patch. #19096 | |
| Nobody has Laserdiscs anymore. They declared them illegal and hunted down the few which remained. #19099 | |
| Campus is pretty abandoned today... random snipings continue to keep people at home. #19100 | |
| Trellane. Wow, all that survived was one of the hello's ls. #19101 | |
| The only remotely good Butterfinger is the little bite ones... because the chocolate:butter-crap ratio is much more even. #19102 | |
| I played Lara Bow 2: The Darkening last night. The music was neat with the MIDI card. #19103 | |
| Kids these days like Bulbasaur, right? #19107 | |
| We really should have space launch parties. With space cakes and stuff. #19108 | |
| Oh, I forgot... this morning the 4 AM Family Ties was one of the ones where Tom Hanks is an alcoholic. #19109 | |
| Chloe can climb straight up walls. And bird cages. Lately she's been sleeping on top of the bird cage. She's like a cat terrorist. She hasn't been as good at killing the birds as I'd expect, though. #19110 | |
| America: first to the moon, first to deliver a giant girder. #19111 | |
| Byydo died on a Thursday. It was the cancer. We buried him under his favorite tree. (The Northeastern Penistree) #19113 | |
| As a state licensed spirographicist I can confirm that this dream is indicitive of an unspoken desire to kill your mother. #19115 | |
| Tell him to stop... or your mom will shoot. #19116 | |
| He's more than you think, He's got maximum pink #19117 | |
| ALLIED GENE SEQUENCING CENTER ACTIVATED, NEW UNITS ARE AVAILABLE #19119 | |
| The sniper is probably a NOD unit. #19120 | |
| I don't think there's any group of people who goes "I only watch everything on one channel!" Except possibly people with those really old TVs that only get three channels. #19122 | |
| And 3,000 books about how the Emperor comes back from the dead and how evil aliens from beyond the moon invade the universe and such seem to... flatten it. #19124 | |
| I keep getting this nagging feeling that my toe is coming off. So I'll take off my shoe and check. But it's still there. #19125 | |
| "It's a blue-green trapezoid! No, it's Luke!" #19126 | |
| Now, the original Star Wars comic from the 80s... there was a comic book. With hoojibs. #19127 | |
| So I went to my sisters birthday party last night... I definately need to hang around more nine year olds, since parties with cake and ice cream and pinatas and stuff are way more fun than adult parties. #19128 | |
| -LOAF:@#WIngNut- BRAIN EXPLODE #19129 | |
| Hehehehe, in middle school my brother had an exchange student from Wyoming... His bio thing said he was into "cumputers" #19131 | |
| No, stuff like "the holes in cynderblocks are there for you to shoot through" #19132 | |
| !LOAFSetOnSwamp Frosty- #19133 | |
| I was on TV. Well, a description of my white box truck was. *rimshot* #19134 | |
| You have to climb *up* an ascii ladder to get to the 'well'! #19135 | |
| Poor Enterprise dog. First it gets stolen by Ferengi... and now it's in goo. #19143 | |
| In Europe they're called Lion Bars. They taste the same, but they have a lion on the package. #19144 | |
| Actually, the 1998 OC-3 conference banned blinking on the internet. Hence the non-functionality of the | |
| <BLINK> tag. #19147 | |
| Frosty is a gentleman of the highest calibur who is not at all entirely the bane to civilized society that his words and actions tend to suggest. #19148 | |
| Let loose a Beagle in a Barrel. #19149 | |
| Weekend's Michael O'Sullivan says this film "makes considerably more sense than either of the two previous films in the series." #19152 | |
| Oh, I went to Hardees last night. They had this amazing super-meat burger. It was like a regular burger with bacon... except instead of tomatoes, there was more meat. And instead of lettuce, more bacon. And instead of onions, more meat. #19153 | |
| *I've* managed to watch two episodes from different Star Trek serieses *and* yell at people at the CZ since I got up :( And feed my fish. I accomplished all this by getting dressed before I went to bed. #19154 | |
| "There are many questions in reaction to the latest shootings. Is someone I know going to be next? I'm afraid! Who is doing this? Do I send my children to school?" One of those isn't a question. #19155 | |
| I can't imagine that a dracula, a frakenstein and a mummy would make enough mall-goers turn off their lights to out-set the fact that they themselves were in a giant light-up box. #19158 | |
| Wow, if you're in Delaware you are neither north or south of the Mason Dixon line. Toilets probably don't flush properly in Delware. #19159 | |
| The County Executive said people had donated amounts from seven dollars to a hundred thousand dollars to give the person who catches the killer. I'll bet the killer was the guy who donated seven dollars. As he killed seven people. #19160 | |
| Someday I'll buy land that includes a railroad track. Then I'll build the "In the Way Cafe" on the tracks. #19161 | |
| Yeah, they made me learn LISP before I got to watch AI. #19163 | |
| For my dollar, the best way to put on a few pounds is with carrots. #19164 | |
| Because the only way to fight a sniper is with another sniper. #19165 | |
| Also, this is the city that wiped out an entire ecosystem to prevent the Chinese death fish from wiping out an entire ecosystem. They should do that with the sniper. #19166 | |
| DEWED YOU'RE GETTING A LOL #19167 | |
| I wore my Poliwhirl shirt today. For obvious reasons. #19168 | |
| You canna live your life for the approval of one stupid out-dated web standards organization. #19169 | |
| I don't even understand Mike and Ikes. There's more than two colors... there's no one specific Mike and one specific Ike. I guess it's a faith thing. #19170 | |
| Good thing someone's here to pick up FROSTY'S ENOURMOUS SLACK! #19172 | |
| You know what I hate? Trying on shoes. I'm glad I grew up and found out you could order shoes in the mail. ANd all they need to know is what size you wear. #19175 | |
| Pikachu: "Pikachu!" "THAT'S A PIKACHU!" #19177 | |
| Tug your collar! Tug your collar! I'm not sure why collar tugging means guilt. But it does. I'd be a great police officer. #19178 | |
| If God taught me how to rip DVDs I could rip them for you. Unfortunately God only seems to be interested in sniping people. #19181 | |
| How smart am I? You know how I got this smart? By putting my two older, out-dated TNG episode guide books in the bathroom. Actually, that plan backfired horribly, because I read one synopsis and then go upstairs and watch that episode instead of doing whatever I'm supposed to do. #19182 | |
| I was at the drive-through at McDonalds, and I ordered a number three. And they asked me "Do you want everything on it?" So I said "Everything? What did you say?" And they asked again. Intrigued, I said "Yeah, I want everything on it." But it ended up just having a pickle. #19184 | |
| I found a bright green sock in my laundry. I don't know whose it is... it's the same size as all my others. But the terrible lesson is clear: somewhere, someone has far cooler socks than I do. #19185 | |
| So don't your punk ass be tellin' me there aint no good DS9 season 1 episodes, else I be slapping you upside the head. #19186 | |
| It's funny how Trelane called you half not a racist earlier. #19187 | |
| Wow, this hentai explains *why* they're always streetfighting. #19189 | |
| Oh, the back story should be that all I did today was sleep and watch VCDs of the Enterprise pilot. #19192 | |
| Also, I put all my Enterprise VCDs in one of those black CD books, so now I can be like one of those people who carries his entire music collection whenever he goes for a two minute car ride. You know, and they're always like "Pick out some music! Quick! Before we get there!" and they have 3,000 CDs and you don't even like music to begin with. #19193 | |
| Also, what's with kids named *evin? Devin, Jevin, etc.? #19194 | |
| A cow with a pig inside is the most versatile animal. That's what they make bacon cheeseburgers with. #19196 | |
| You want I should send it to you? If you know what I mean. #19200 | |
| Wait, say the thing about naked again. #19202 | |
| You know who needs to die? Everyone who thinks that Stuck in the Middle with You song is Bob Dylan. #19206 | |
| Bought the Eels- Mike "Trelane" Gallagher #19207 | |
| I'd like to commit a burgerly. #19211 | |
| Bearcat shows up once a year or so under another nick. And he /msgs me... "So, you remember that Bearcat guy, huh? You never really liked him, right?" and that sort of thing. For about an hour. Then he goes "HAH! I REALLY AM BEARCAT!" and then leaves for another year. #19213 | |
| Although we didn't really think very well at the time, there's not really anything *positive* about having to move to China. #19214 | |
| Wow, yeah, they should do a Subspace movie. Set 20 years after the original Subspace #19215 | |
| There's nothing sad about the Tomb Raider movie. But there is something totally awesome: when the dog gets turned inside out by the time machine. #19216 | |
| Wait, out of 150 people dead none of them were Americans? That's the worst terrorist attack ever. You'd have to be the unluckiest terrorist in the universe to demolish an entire city block and not kill any Americans. #19219 | |
| Frosty, you must be wearing moon pants because I can see myself in them. #19220 | |
| Speaking of which, shouldn't you update your LiveJournal about how your heart is like an open highway? #19222 | |
| I think people stopped playing Homeworld in the late 1800s. I could play some SubSpace, though. #19223 | |
| If there's one thing you need to buy from Japan it's a DVD with 175 Deep Space Nine episode promos on it. And you thought Japan was all tentacles and Byydo. #19224 | |
| As useless bits of technology go, the e-card reader is the uselessest. Naturally, I've bought two. #19225 | |
| pillow slip. n : a cover for a pillow; "the burglar carried his loot in a pillowcase" [syn: case, pillowcase, slip] #19226 | |
| "pillow slip" is synonymous with "case". As in "Frosty won't shut up about his stupid titanium pillow slip." #19227 | |
| <Trelane> something about eating nothing but black and orange M&Ms is horribly depressing | |
| <BanditLOAF> It's because no matter how you know they're M&Ms you're still thinking you're eating Reeces PIeces. So it's just a stream of mounting depression as you eat them. #19228 | |
| I sent Frosty to #Wing-Commander to spy. Frosty is a very bad spy. If he were one of the Spy Kids, he'd be the boy one. #19230 | |
| I could have sworn me explaining that Ford stands for Fix It Again, Tony was in there. #19231 | |
| Trelane: Oh, I've never been to Krystal. LOAF: And I've never been to White Castle! Both: Something or other #19232 | |
| Awww, man, soup is just food and wet. You can have hamburger soup or you can have a hamburger. #19233 | |
| Pumpkin pie is natures way of telling you you need to get more regular pie. #19234 | |
| Hmm... chocolate... or strawberry... or bannana cream. Maybe peanut butter. #19235 | |
| http://www.littledebbie.com/ProductFrame/LD_PBBars.html | |
| <BanditLOAF> Those are the best, though. Their deliciousity is unmatched in the pantheon of snack-food gods. #19236 | |
| Zebra Cakes represent! #19238 | |
| I watched the episode with Trelane today. And Trelane has a piano song he plays when he first appears. Therefore, we should also have such a song. #19239 | |
| "Shallow Hal is shit." would mean it was bad. "Shallow Hal is the shit." would be street-talk for good. #19242 | |
| I say, good-fellow. Care to engage in a rousing round of street-talk? #19243 | |
| PC! Randomize TV! #19247 | |
| I wish I had that song on an mp3 CD so I could play it over and over at work all day. And I do! #19248 | |
| Skip them. Say you're protesting Columbus' brutal brutalization of the new world. Dumbass liberal college weirdos would appreciate that. #19249 | |
| A power supply is like a woman. First you screw it in and then you plug it into the motherboard. #19251 | |
| WC fans hate me nearly as much as I hate them. And now they're sending me message-board instant messages :( #19252 | |
| Yeah, there's all this obscure stuff in, like, Fleet Action... anti-torpedo rounds and such. And the world really needs capship weapons systems explained. #19254 | |
| "I SAW A FANFIC THAT SAID TOLWYN IS STILL ALIVE!" #19255 | |
| <Frosty-> !LOAFSearching is fun. | |
| <LOAF> Better than sex! | |
| <Frosty-> Bullshit. | |
| <LOAF> Well, better than sex with myself. | |
| <LOAF> *rimshot* | |
| <Frosty-> Ah, good times. #19256 | |
| Gonna get my aquarium on. #19257 | |
| We'd better check with ace. This guy might be, like, his enemy. I assume music with words is the enemy of music without words. #19259 | |
| Wow, that'd be a good ending for some kind of existential book about your life. You're about to die and you hope they have bacon today. #19260 | |
| In case you want to pyck up some gyth chyxs? #19262 | |
| <_Ghost> great, i recovered them! | |
| <LOAF> Great. But you lost Doctor Sanchez' marvelous atomic submarine! #19263 | |
| The WCIV novel spelled it "Newbee". That's my favorite spelling. #19264 | |
| My favorite pasta is ravioli. Followed very closely by tortellini. In fact, the difference in good-ness between the two is so tiny that it has to be measured with a pastagoodnoscope of some sort. #19267 | |
| Hehe, Ghost doesn't know how big a dime is. #19270 | |
| There's actually this group of crazy people who pumps gas for you now. Since everybody is too afraid to pump their own gas. I'm not sure what crazy religion has decided that its followers are worth less than the value of people getting gasoline, but I guess it's useful. #19271 | |
| The DVDs are neat because they have commentary. So you can listen to grown men talk about Pokemon. And feel slightly better about yourself. #19272 | |
| Yeah, Native Americans protesting Columbus. And yet it's racism if I hold an anti-Japanese protest. By "if I do" I mean, of course, "when I did" #19273 | |
| According to Civilization the US started out here under the leadership of Emperor Abraham Lincoln. At around the same time as Greece, Rome, Russia and England were founded. #19274 | |
| I like t-shirts that are different colors. I have a red one, a green one, a blue one, a black one, a tan one and two yellow ones. #19275 | |
| You know someone is sophisticated and male when they subscribe to Penthouse. #19279 | |
| I subscribe to the New Yorker and Star Trek the Magazine. That alone probably made one to three robots heads explode. #19280 | |
| That's one damned fine girder. #19281 | |
| Ooh, yeah. We can each have, like, a unique Pokemon that we're training to trade to eachother. And then if we ever meet, we will. It'll be like that Christmas story. Babes in Toyland. Where they get stuck in the professors house and shrunk and stuff. That movie was so cool. #19282 | |
| Oh. My GBA has a light in it. And my other one has a tv-out in it. It's like I live in that Star Trek episode, "The Best of Both Worlds" In that I'm constantly haunted by mechanical drones. #19284 | |
| Apparently he had a baby and he's coming around handing out fun sized special dark bars with her name on the wrapping :( And on the bottom it says "Arrived September 27, 2002 Mfd by Mike and Karen" The last thing I want to think about when I eat a tiny chocolate bar is the book rep having sex. #19286 | |
| The majority from all of the toys been white, blue, yellow (good guys), purple and black (bad guys). Manta Force didn't do much to prevent racism. #19287 | |
| Columbus is the guy they named Columbus Monkeys after, right? #19288 | |
| Awww, grang, another sniping? ... once again while I was mysteriously absent for the evening ... Luckily I have an alibi. Being asleep is an alibi, right? #19290 | |
| Wow, Kerri-Lee is talking about the sniper. And lactose. #19291 | |
| If we don't take out alt.games.warcraft now we'll just continue to have to deal with alt.games.wc3 "CAN U STEAK WC3 WITH BATTLENEAT???" people:( #19292 | |
| We need an *angle* first. My idea is "Warcraft sucks and you are stupid". Luckily I have a copy of "What's My Angle?", a geometry game for 386 computers. #19293 | |
| Game for the Apple ][... you're a fish in a lake... and you can either eat or run away from other fish... #19296 | |
| -BanditJLOAF:@#WingNut- Urge to kill... rising. #19299 | |
| Wow, they're getting rid of the Dell Guy? Now all we need is for Apple to order the execution of all the Switch people and we can go back to not being embarassed to own computers. #19303 | |
| <Trelane> what the crap is a hungarian noodle bake? | |
| <^Nohbody_> So, I guess you weren't very hungary, huh Tre? | |
| <Trelane> *rimshot* | |
| <BanditJLOAF> Good job, all. #19305 | |
| There are a lot of Pokemon you can eat. For instance, I would like to eat Porygon. #19306 | |
| Dash, we missed The topology of Hamiltonian Loop Group spaces. #19307 | |
| What *is* a Tiscali, anyway? #19308 | |
| Oh no! I can't break the code! It's programatically locked! #19310 | |
| Tre, call the sermonizer, there's a weddings-a-transpirin'. #19311 | |
| frost�y Pronunciation Key (fr�st, frst) Producing or characterized by frost; freezing. See Synonyms at cold. Covered with or as if with frost. Silvery white; hoary. Frosty is hoary. #19313 | |
| I considered jumping on top of a truck this morning. The truck was full of ham sandwhiches. And it's not often that you're in a position to be able to jump onto the top of a truck. #19314 | |
| But Geordi's hilarious struggle with blindness embiggened us all. #19318 | |
| I dreamed I was writing part of the robot book. It was from the point of view of another robot who met Connecto in 1800. #19319 | |
| Aces to kittenfeet, Enterprise is already downloading. At 126 internet units per second. #19321 | |
| <WildWeasel> Mike | |
| <Frosty-> That's Tre. | |
| <Trelane> that's me | |
| <BanditLOAF> Michael "Frosty" Ashmountaine #19322 | |
| Two pixel by two pixel blobs don't really out-rank Joan's as a source for what's what <G> #19323 | |
| -LOAF:@#WingNut- Bad as he may be, we must recognize that in the mirror universe he'd be our leader. #19324 | |
| Embers, started in St. Paul by Henry Kristal and Carl Birnberg, became known in the Midwest for big burgers and comfort foods. Local legend has it that the chain invented the bacon cheeseburger and was the first 24-hour restaurant in the country. #19326 | |
| Trefrestello #19327 | |
| -=Zing=- #19328 | |
| Just change the mIRC colors. Or, as Hades would say, "Bloody bugger off wit'-ee mIRC coulours, mate" #19331 | |
| My giant machine that squashes grapes and strains out the non-liquid parts and then ferments them gives off a high-pitched wine. #19332 | |
| The greatest freedom God gave man was to change the colors in mIRC. #19333 | |
| Congratulations. You've entered the ranks of the truly great postscript scalers... #19334 | |
| I played Multima when Multima was cool:( Cool...ish. #19336 | |
| Although the concept seems horrible at first, the idea of a chocolate sandwhich isn't overly bad. #19340 | |
| Back in the day they used to give us pieces of chocolate and bread at school (in France). They had like an odd snack thing... you would go out into a courtyard and they'd give you something with bread. #19341 | |
| Also, lunch was generally very bad. Except for French fries. And once I won a water drinking contest. #19342 | |
| <LOAF> A smore is sandwiched, but it is not a sandwich. | |
| <WildWeasel> "Something resembling a sandwich." | |
| <LOAF> It doesn't resemble a sandwhich, it doesn't have any bread. | |
| <LOAF> It's like a little flat... thing. #19345 | |
| Wow, to sandwhich is synonymous with to interlard. #19346 | |
| This isn't about who Frosty loves... that's what amihot2frostyornot.com is for... this is about what's right and wrong... #19347 | |
| It's funny how you said LeHah and then 'think' in that order. #19349 | |
| <Trelane> i want a sandwich with a moistmaker :( | |
| <BanditLOAF> In WildWeasel's insane hedonistic world that could be a piece of ham with a human skull in it and then another piece of ham. #19350 | |
| A world where we refuse to accurately define sandwhiches has having bread in them is a world in which I do not want to live! #19351 | |
| That can't be true, no one likes talking with Quarto. It's like talking to an especially egotistical rock. #19353 | |
| So I have some hot pockets, but I think I'm going to not eat lunch now and eat it when I get home instead. #19354 | |
| <Trelane> hmm, why can't you eat hot pockets at work? | |
| <BanditJLOAF> I could, but earlier I had this fantasy about eating hot pockets and watching Star Trek. And then I found out I had hot pockets in my work-lunch. So it seems sensible that I should bring them home. #19355 | |
| Curry:(? #19356 | |
| Maybe I'll succeed where Trelane failed... and buy an Aquarium shotglass. Or a Childrens Museum shotglass. #19359 | |
| <GoodWillHunting> I hope a MATH TEACHER doesn't come and save me. | |
| <GoodWillHunting> Because I solved the VERY COMPLEX MATH PROBLEM and all. #19360 | |
| <GoodWillHunting> But I don't want to work for the government, since it could cause an airplane to explode and rain steel fire onto a dog which might bite my best friend from high school. #19361 | |
| "I know! Lets make fun of Scooby Doo for some reason! Because that makes sense!" #19362 | |
| Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin! #19363 | |
| "Star Wars producer: DVDs hurt B.O." That's not true, my massive collection of DVDs has directly *added* to my amount of B.O. #19366 | |
| I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Rick McCallum needs to be shot in the face. #19367 | |
| That's rediculous. How could I possibly manage to de-connect all five locking mechanisms of my high powered rifle in time to get away from the police? #19368 | |
| Lets get a full page! We can split it. That'd be radically awesome... to the max. Or half a page. Which would be half as awesome. But just as radical. #19370 | |
| Did you see your Friends last night? With shark porn? #19372 | |
| http://www.bostonkids.org/recycle/about.htm | |
| <LOAF> Recycle is the best store ever. #19374 | |
| Also, is Cheers a real bar? Because I'd like to go to that restaurant that's upstairs owned by the guy Sam is always fighting with. #19375 | |
| Damn government! It's a freaking conspiracy! Blaming the evil organization that blows up stuff whenever stuff gets blown up! #19376 | |
| Bin Laden is really smart, though. And Quarto is whatever the opposite of really smart is, plus a pill that makes you twice as stupid. #19378 | |
| People shouldn't eat fish. That's why God hid them underwater. #19379 | |
| It probably doesn't help that Quarto has the IQ of a house plant. And not a cool house plant like a cactus... like some astroturf that somebody put in a pot. #19380 | |
| Everything about me is great. #19381 | |
| A four-cheese lasagna pasta bowl, a little container of green and orange melon, a juice box and a little debbie brownie with colored bits on it. #19382 | |
| My very expensive chair has a thing that goes up at the end when you pull a lever. #19383 | |
| I have an oyster shell that I found at the nuclear power plant beach on my card table at home. I also have a weird rock that I found too #19384 | |
| Keep your head held high -- I'm gunning for ya! #19388 | |
| Searching eBay for Wing Commander in descriptions always makes me buy stuff:( #19389 | |
| Although yeah... unless it means there's a cheerios shortage... Oh, I was going to make a necklace out of them. #19390 | |
| It's probably someone with both you and Frosty in their e-mail list or something. And there's only one person who's attracted to both you and Frosty. #19391 | |
| Ho ho ho, I'm WildFire. Merry Christmas! Oh my, Frosty. The elves tell me you've been a bad little boy or girl this year. Looks like you'll be getting coal! #19392 | |
| I like saying "yoaf" #19394 | |
| They'll probably have all sorts of fake sniper stories after this, though. Like with the shark attack boy. How everybody in the universe who saw a shark for the next six months got their picture on the cover of Time. #19395 | |
| The New England Aquarium was neat. They had two blue lobsters. One of them was in the touch pool with a sign telling people not to touch it. That seems like a pretty bad touch-pool tease thing. #19397 | |
| Yeah, it was scary this morning because I turned on the TV around 5:50 and they were talking about how they'd be having a kid do the weather report today. And then I went downstairs and turned on the other TV and it was live footage from the helicopter. #19398 | |
| I went to a pretty snipe-able diner last night on my way home from the airport. It was right on a highway and there were trees across the street. And I had to stand outside waving because my brother is an idiot. #19399 | |
| We told him to meet us at the diner and gave him directions... and he followed them... and drove by the diner, travelled ten miles and went to a different diner. #19400 | |
| Naturally I'm pretty proud of my county busses. They come in three kinds: regular, environmentally friendly green and special holographic 25th anniversary. #19401 | |
| He started out as a good shot. The first day he shot five people in the head. #19402 | |
| I had a great grandfather in the second World War two. He flew a B-24, the loser-bomber. #19407 | |
| My other grandfather wrote the column in the Washington Post that the annoying send a kid to camp guy does now. #19408 | |
| Yeah, Ashland Lawford #19411 | |
| Inspector Moose sounds very PBS. #19412 | |
| The girl who does all the wacky local events on my local FOX keeps getting stuck at the scenes of the snipings. #19413 | |
| Outside Pizza Uno the other day my sister told my brother and I we had to keep moving to avoid the sniper. That's like the saddest thing ever. And where'd she learn that? #19415 | |
| There's one of those at the zoo, right outside the womens bathroom. My mom got mad at me for getting a choco-taco while she was in the bathroom once. #19417 | |
| Everybody in Boston wanted a tip. My toilet at the hotel exploded :( I flushed it twice and it overflowed. A lot. The guy who fixed it and the guy who cleaned it up both wanted a tip. But what's the hotel toilet guy going to do if you don't tip him? Spit in your sewage? #19419 | |
| I was pretty angry that they'd given me a room with an exploding toilet in the first place. #19420 | |
| I got a great tape dispenser, too. It's shaped like a snail. I need to remember to steal some tape rolls from work. #19422 | |
| I didn't like Dogma :( I used to. My Kevin Smith-likingness is flattening backwards. Soon I won't like Chasing Amy. #19424 | |
| I'm pretty tired. But I have to go get Star Trek III on DVD and go see my therapist. #19425 | |
| I need to invent some new problems so therapy will remain interesting. #19426 | |
| At the airport when I got back to Baltimore today, there was one of those uniformed limo drivers with a handwritten sign that said "BIO-Delance" #19427 | |
| You know what I don't get? That KIA commercial with the three girls in the car. And the one in back is talking too much, and they tell her to shut up, and she goes "Maybe she's angry because Sarah is dating Rick!" Or something. What the hell does that mean? #19428 | |
| Only an idiot would drive a blue camaro. #19430 | |
| I'd rather push a Chevy than drive a Ford! #19431 | |
| Subaru Sucks Up Boys And Relishes Ubiquity #19434 | |
| Jeep, Jealous Elegant Elbos Pop #19435 | |
| Bricklin - Breathes Redefined Ick, Can Killing Lemurs Injur Nothing? #19436 | |
| To be fair, it wasn't funny when you said you'd buy an SV-1 and a DMC-12 and have them fight each other. #19437 | |
| Your character will be an... human! elf! human-elf! dark-elf! #19438 | |
| Wait, why is Trelane taking math advice from Byydo? That'd be like Byydo taking lesbian tentacle movie advice from Trelane. Clearly I'm in some sort of an alternative universe. #19441 | |
| I say fire him and hire me! After all this time as LOAF I deserve a promotion to Byydo. And we'll get a temp to be LOAF. #19443 | |
| Actually, I just renamed some regular porn. I was hoping to convince you to drink a whole lot over the course of 717 megs. #19444 | |
| Then I'd get you high on room deoderizer enough to believe you did. #19445 | |
| I broke my own rule tonight, too:( I went to McDonalds and I was like "Ugh, I'm tired of McDonalds food", so instead of a number 3 I got one of those mexican things. Actually, I got three of them so it wouldn't seem so bad. #19447 | |
| Yeah, they have... it comes in a tube... And there's chicken in it. Like a chicken... tube... Yes! Fajita! #19448 | |
| I got you 717 megs of what might or might not be tentacle porn. #19450 | |
| http://www.mcdonalds.com/countries/usa/food/eating_right/index.html #19451 | |
| I'm leaving that channel faster than a dog has spots. And most dogs have spots within minutes of their birth. #19455 | |
| I can start a dollar store for less than the price of a cup of coffee each day. #19459 | |
| Just say random things. Works for me! And if you start them with phrases like "Speaking of which,", "Wow," or "Oh, and" people will think they're somehow related to the conversation. #19463 | |
| Oh, wow, and speaking of which I have to clean my desk today. #19464 | |
| Back in the day presidents would come on TV and say we were going to nuke Mexico and then we would. Back in the 1800s. #19466 | |
| Today is senior skip day, and you're senior to Frosty Junior. #19467 | |
| You could eat brunch at 10:49, I guess. But that's not practical on a week-day. #19468 | |
| This large woman had come to school to take her daughter out because she "didn't trust the system to take care of my child" And after getting the daughter out of school she'd stopped with the child to stand outside in front of the school to talk to the reporter. #19471 | |
| Preferrably I'd just buy this instead of rewiring socketware A-3 to the Lewis-Knob convention or something. #19474 | |
| http://www.gamechoice.com.hk/dvd_malata_dvd520.htm | |
| <BanditLOAF> That looks good. And nothing from Hong Kong could possibly be a horrible scam. #19475 | |
| I want you to find love at matchmaker.com! #19476 | |
| You feel that, Ashton? That pang of regret? Well, remember it... because you're going to be feeling bad about that sandwhich maker for the rest of your life. Oh, sure, there'll be good days... and you know what, they'll be okay, really. Life will go on. | |
| But there'll be bad days. Days when your regret over losing the sandwhich maker is so strong that you won't even want to open your eyes in the morning. And when they start -- and they will -- I want you to remember when you had fifteen gold box choices. So go on and live with yourself... I'm just glad I don't have to. #19477 | |
| !stophades Frosty- That feature would rock. #19480 | |
| "Fish Commission" would be the coolest government agency ever. #19481 | |
| 'Ben Lesnick, with the Fish Commission. I'm going to need to take you downtown to ask you some questions.' #19482 | |
| ARRRRRRG | |
| <BanditLOAF> "Does Professor Martin have an e-mail address that I can send my paper to?" | |
| <BanditLOAF> "Not that I know of." | |
| <BanditLOAF> "Does he have one that you don't know of?" #19483 | |
| I don't understand why servers keep getting letters -'d to them. And not good letters. #19484 | |
| <_Ghost> i�m reading *The Hobbit* and it seems too childish... | |
| <BanditLOAF> I feel the same way about Deep Space Nine young adult novels. #19486 | |
| Does preventing sharpie-death justify sharpie-murder? That's a slipperly slope. #19490 | |
| Oh, I finally found War of Honor... it's like Fleet Action if Fleet Action had a lengthy sub-plot about Tolwyn and Bear falling in love. #19491 | |
| I can't decide which day is my favorite. The hardware store one is nice because you can see her body. But the leather jacket is nice too. #19492 | |
| When my friend went crazy a while back he insisted we bring him blue pepsi when he was in the hospital. #19493 | |
| <Trelane> i don't think opening gold boxes all day qualifies you as a professional English assistant | |
| <BanditLOAF> Technically I only open ten gold boxes in a day. And sometimes I answer the phone to tell people they're calling the wrong English department. | |
| <BanditLOAF> I'm just so good at my job that I don't ever have to do anything. #19498 | |
| I found a HUMAN BODY! #19501 | |
| <Trelane> girls are pretty dumb though, when it comes to things like mini RC cars | |
| <BanditLOAF> AND EVERYTHING ELSE! *HIGHFIVE* #19503 | |
| Your SoundBlaster 16 is just like your SoundBlaster Extigy Audgold Platinum Waterglass Edition 128 GAMER MP3+ PACK. #19504 | |
| Ghostingtons #19505 | |
| "Chris Blair" needs to "die". #19506 | |
| Freelancer: Tomb Raider... in Space! #19507 | |
| I go there occasionally. But usually I'm with one of my brothers so I eat a one-pound burger. And then I don't feel like Galaga. Or moving. #19509 | |
| Maybe the Gold Box starts crushing itself after you buy from it. #19512 | |
| I had a really good turkey sandwhich for dinner. Because for some reason I had thanksgiving dinner yesterday. #19513 | |
| I wish I had one of those frozen sandwhiches right now. #19516 | |
| <Trelane> why must the convenience store open at 3:00 instead of 2:00 :~( | |
| <BanditLOAF> 3:00? What the hell is that? Convenience Stores are supposed to be 24 hours:( What the hell kind of convenience store doesn't open in the morning and sell frozen breakfast sandwhiches? #19517 | |
| The push-button men of the machine empire created my sandwhich, there is no greater honor #19519 | |
| I seem to recall that it was about how the US had become too powerful without the cold war, so the rest of the world was "as you say, the bacon between the sandwhich" #19521 | |
| Je m'appelle Trelane. Doonez-moi un sandwhich. #19525 | |
| I had a tube sandwhich today ()_____) #19529 | |
| Wow, my imprompdu sandwhich drawing skills are fantastic. I could work for the police sketching sandwhiches after sandwhich related crimes. Or just regular crimes that the mob blames on sandwhiches. #19531 | |
| An open-faced sandwhich is a farcical lie. It's not a sandwhich if it's open. It's a pile of parts. #19532 | |
| <Trelane> but he also said his roommate spread peanut butter on his sandwich with a toothbrush | |
| <LOAF> That might be really good, though. I mean, if I discovered a great way of making a sandwhich you can bet I'd use it. #19535 | |
| A brush is better for brushing your hair than a knife, it stands to reason that it could do a better job of coating a sandwhich. #19536 | |
| But you can steal ham sandwhiches, so I still envy you. #19537 | |
| I will occasionally cut a sandwhich. But not a meat-based sandwhich. Just a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich. #19538 | |
| By dividing a sandwhich into two or four triangles, you save time because it's more aerodynamic #19539 | |
| Again, I disagree... a sandwhich involving cheese is best made with munster. #19540 | |
| We must rage against our society's insistance that sandwhich materials be mixed into one, horrifying product. Or else someday we'll just buy Amorphous Sandwhich Strips that you put between bread #19541 | |
| Pepperjack cheese was the beginning. And perhaps it was entirely innocent. But it has lead to a horrible, post-apocalyptic sandwhich future. #19543 | |
| <_Frosty_> I thought we were still pre-apocalyptic as of now. | |
| <LOAF> *We* are... but our sandwhich technology isn't. #19544 | |
| I mean, if we can mix our cheese with our ham, why not mix in the bread? #19547 | |
| Why stop there, though, Frosty? I mean, if we can mix our cheese with our ham, why not mix in the bread? #19548 | |
| And who wants to bother chewing? Why not make it a breathable bag sandwhich? That's where this dirty road is leading us! #19549 | |
| It's an unnecessary evil that's positioned us upon a slipperly slope to the destruction of the sandwhich as we know it. #19550 | |
| I'm going to go make a ham and cheese sandwhich. And by God, they're going to be seperate. #19552 | |
| I saw bread made of a pretzel today. It was made into a sandwhich, a *ham* sandwhich. #19553 | |
| Playing tennis sounds like it combines all the things I hate the most. Waking up, excersize and not eating a ham & cheese sandwhich. #19554 | |
| <_Frosty_> Tennis isn't excersize. It's recreation. | |
| <BanditLOAF> But it involves getting up while it's light out, right? And leaving my house? And not eating a ham and cheese sandwhich? #19555 | |
| I seriously don't think you can trust anybodys opinions until a game or a console or a new kind of sandwhich comes out. #19556 | |
| If there are 700 hostages in the Moscow dealy... And 40 hostage-takers and the hostage-takers threaten to kill 10 hostages for each one of themselves killed by the police, You've automatically freed 300 hostages right there. Once again, math saves lives. #19561 | |
| !stophades Frosty- #19562 | |
| Just be happy you said 'car' and not 'ass'. #19563 | |
| <Trelane> i can't believe Connecto was one of the sniper guys | |
| <BanditLOAF> Well, it makes sense. They say everyone goes bad at some point in their life. And robots live forever. So logically as they get older their badness levels approach 100%. #19564 | |
| Maybe Muslims believe that Malvo is God. #19566 | |
| Infinite monkeys with infinite cameras will produce infinite varieties of monkey-porn? #19567 | |
| Tre's been reading about Verizon for 24 minutes:( #19568 | |
| Games for elementary school children are so much easier when you're ten times as big. I got, like, a big stuffed fish, and metal rings with dollar signs on them and stuff. #19570 | |
| Wow, I got a postcard inviting me to "The Shape of Color: A Multimedia Exhibition of Prismatic Form" They had me at 'prismatic'. #19571 | |
| My guess would be that it's probably because you have faith... OF THE HEART! #19572 | |
| In [private] life, Tiffany is hardly robotic. When not working on Small Wonder, Tiffany devotes time to working on her sticker collection that she keeps in albums. "I love stickers," says Tiffany. "My favorites are unicorns, sparklies, puffies, hearts and horses." #19575 | |
| http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Network/2460/SexAndRobots.html #19576 | |
| Yup, if FAMILY TIES had given Alex a robot sister who lived in his room it'd be hard to gloss over. #19577 | |
| Ghost's people have been constructing bagels for us for thousands of years. #19579 | |
| I got whitey bites and T'Pol porn at the 7-11 yesterday. But I ate the whitey bites early in the morning. #19583 | |
| Yeah, my advice about taking out your spine before you take a shower probably wasn't particularly good. #19584 | |
| <Trelane> .msg LoafServ@services.dal.net identify frosty_is_homo | |
| <BanditLOAF> .msg TreServ@services.dal.net identify more_like_a_super_homo #19585 | |
| A googlegroupsearch for Trelane brings up Trelane erotic fiction. #19589 | |
| Owning every Star Trek on DVD is the greatest feeling ever, though. #19591 | |
| So all the stores and stuff here have big "THANKS MOOSE!" signs out. #19594 | |
| Pttth, I was freaking *born* in Being Completely Not Funny. I have a t-shirt I got there that says "I'm not a tourist, I live here". #19596 | |
| Preacher is an idiot... but LeHah doesn't like him... so who knows what to do. #19597 | |
| To be fair, I'd use it more for Byydo. !stophades King_Jesus_huiasndas would be fun to type. A lot. #19598 | |
| He'd have rejoined and explained that he'd been testing the new diamond studded waffle maker he bought and it'd shorted out his power. And then he'd go "Guess I'll have to cut down on the huge number of diamonds!" #19599 | |
| I tried pressing ALT-F4 to send a message to the bot, but it didn't work. #19601 | |
| Byydo's Old Boring Manga would be good. You could call it /bomb and after you set it up for me I'll say "someone set us up the /bomb!" #19602 | |
| I HAVE WRIPPED ITS ISO OFF, COLLAGE CD! #19606 | |
| <Trelane> What's a good robot name? It should probably have "tron" in it somewhere... and "Cybo" | |
| <BanditLOAF> Hmmm... what about 'Cybotron'? #19607 | |
| !GetTrePorn seems to work fine for me. #19608 | |
| Is it Frosty-specific? #19609 | |
| I can't go home. Ever. For another seven minutes at least. #19611 | |
| Sniper*s*! And one of them was a robot! #19612 | |
| <Trelane> why do people always have to make stupid 3d models of everything? | |
| <LOAF> Fine, you're not getting the 3D model of a cube I made for you. #19615 | |
| In defense of dingos, babies are pretty delicious. #19617 | |
| Then allow me to make myself absolutely clear: You, Johnathan "Frosty" Ashmountaine are a big, freaking, SMORON. #19624 | |
| An elderly woman driving over a little boy, realizing what she's done and then backing up and hitting him again while going to check on him is better than the one where Q and Janeway have sex. #19625 | |
| I wish people would stop IMing me. They could put that energy into shooting themselves in the face. #19626 | |
| Trello. You're eight minutes late. I'd definately dock you a months pay if that didn't rhyme. Also, nine would be fine. #19628 | |
| Crack a file?! I'm sending you to internet piracy jail, Mister. #19629 | |
| 7pINK #19631 | |
| <Frosty-> DKC sucks. You want F-Zero and Zelda, fokker. | |
| <LOAF> Yeah, DKS sucks. #19632 | |
| I have three GBAs now... when I get a GBA SP, I can do four player WCP. I'm psyched. #19633 | |
| With the possible exception of Pokemon Snap, everything for the N64 sucked. That's why burning your own eye sockets with a hot poker became more popular than Shadows of the Empire in the mid to late 90s. #19635 | |
| Frosty made an Amazon.com ListMania? I take back everything I ever said about you not being gay. #19636 | |
| THE GARRISON OF THE ???S??????S #19637 | |
| I changed mid-way through to watch some Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen movies on the FOX Family channel, though. #19639 | |
| <Trelane> but i have to walk to the bus stop, which is like.. 15 minutes | |
| <LOAF> That still leaves 19 minutes. And you know what we could do in 19 minutes ;) | |
| <LOAF> (build model airplanes) #19640 | |
| Since they made me an advisor I got the ability to over-ride full classes, but I figured they'd probably catch me if I did that. So I just over-rid my pre-requisites. #19642 | |
| Oh, I meant to ask you, why was Kerri-Lee getting wet? #19643 | |
| Back in the 20th century, my girlfriends parents did that. Well, she wasn't as much my girlfriend was much as she was the girl who lived across from me and didn't close her blinds. #19644 | |
| Well, if your school is like me, you should complain to Ben Lesnick no matter what grade you have a problem with or when or what year. #19645 | |
| "Also, the grade was in how well I landed a hover craft in Vietnam, and it had nothing to do with English." | |
| In which case I tell them that the hovercraft landing department is in the South Building. This is because the South Building is far away and I hate them. #19647 | |
| The South Building actually has two offices, two classrooms and a room full of old matresses. I'm not really sure why a community college would ever have mattresses to begin with, but instead of throwing them away they've put them in a far off building. #19648 | |
| Also: I DO NOT HAVE THE MAGIC ABILITY TO TELL WHETHER OR NOT PEOPLE ARE IN THEIR OFFICES. | |
| The answer to "Are they there?" will always be "I don't know.". If you simply *assume* that me telling you where someones office is means that they're there waiting for you you're an idiot. If you come back to complain when they're not, you're a double-idiot. #19649 | |
| Jesus doesn't want him, and the Budha is afraid he'll take over. Now bring back The Book. #19651 | |
| I'd like to wear her purple hat, if you know what I mean. #19653 | |
| I'd like to crystal her dove. Wait, no, dove her crystal, dove her crystal. #19654 | |
| If almost every .mpeg Dynaco's ever sent me is any indication, the choreographer is probably involved in some pretty sexy hijinxses. #19659 | |
| I've only ever talked to mine when they came over to accuse us of 1) vandalizing their boat and then 2) stealing their cat. #19661 | |
| It's not as much fun as vandalizing a boat -- trust me, I know. #19662 | |
| Ashton is my town, and we don't take kindly to teen-agers. #19663 | |
| My action figures can be grouped into Futurama, Star Trek and attractive women. Also, Gil. #19665 | |
| I put Ryoko, Padme, Gil, Fry, Misty and Gimli on my TV last night. #19666 | |
| Don't be sad. I've enjoyed my life here, but will soon go to a magnificent and wonderful place (Target) #19668 | |
| Quick, reduce your nicknames to lange von 30 zeichen! #19669 | |
| <Trelane> i don't get FX here :~( | |
| <LOAF> That's the saddest thing I ever heard:( #19670 | |
| I'm your philosophical neighbor, in that I don't wish you any specific harm. #19674 | |
| Marshmallows are a type of bread. Hence the expression, "Loaf of marshmallow" #19677 | |
| And you call black people cute names like dawg. Well, not as cute as that, generally more very very offensive. #19678 | |
| "4. I am unofficially living with Les/Brian. When Leo gets into his house, it will be official." Good job, Frosty. #19679 | |
| "I've been playing WarCraft for hours only taking a break to have some incredible kick-ass sex. Then the idle pillow talk and then back up to the computer." Good job, Frosty. #19680 | |
| Wait, hell, damn, yeah, I'm with Frosty on this. Mini-bags? Fuck you, Tre. #19681 | |
| They perscribed me some eye drops that I have to take every day to prevent glaucoma. The only side effect is this: they can cause glaucoma. Medicine is the stupidest thing ever. #19682 | |
| Ari Fleischer is so not punk. He's always fucking around with his metal chains and his Blink-182, but he wouldn't know punk if it bit him in the ass. #19684 | |
| No it won't. It'll probably get destroyed when Trelane smokes some heroin and decides to install lunix again. #19686 | |
| Speaking of politics, you know what kind is great? American. #19687 | |
| Sagittarius: (Nov. 22�Dec. 21) Accept it: She's dead, and nothing you can do will ever bring her back. Except, of course, for the Lazarus serum--but you promised her you wouldn't... #19688 | |
| Tivo will make TV fun. Instead of a chore. #19689 | |
| I'll make the one emoticon Frosty can't sleep through. | |
| )o|o( | |
| \___/ | |
| Now, we wait... several hours. #19690 | |
| No, I haven't tried UE. Unleaded gasolinE. Only special cars can use it. #19691 | |
| <Trelane> http://cube.ign.com/articles/378/378898p1.html | |
| <LOAF> Wow, I should get that. Extras: Vibration #19692 | |
| When I was a kid, I owned a lot of Micro Machines, for example. I lost an army one my last day in France:( I was packing up my military bases and a micro machine rolled off the patio into the grass. I searched and search for it, but t'was nowhere to be found. At least I still maintain a military presense there. #19693 | |
| That took a while. I did the emoticon that wakes you up an hour or so ago. #19694 | |
| Remember back when Star Trek V came out you could send in proofs of purchase from marshmellows to get a Star Trek V marshmellow dispenser? I really want one of those. #19695 | |
| Yup. The world is full of magical things. And the most magical of these things dispense marshmallows. #19696 | |
| Hah-hah. That's so funny, I forgot to laugh. Except by 'forgot' I mean 'plan to' and by 'laugh' I mean 'violently beat you'. #19697 | |
| <LOAF> You should skip that class, it sounds bad. Also, it told me you look like a dork. | |
| <Trelane> They look like dorks! :o #19698 | |
| Matt gives Frosty a bit of the old in and out. #19699 | |
| "Why, what would make a better villain than a guy whose face gets stretched with a machine? Nothing, I tell you, nothing!" #19700 | |
| http://www.sanyo.com/wireless/SCP-6200.htm This cell phone has crab catch, and is popular with lesbians. #19703 | |
| Hmm, I feel like taking the bus somewhere. Except I have a cold and I don't have any money. And I'm at work. All the same, this seems like a good bus day. #19704 | |
| Maybe if I keep looking pitiful and expelling fluids from my body they'll send me home. #19705 | |
| Yeah, Frosti has a lot of sex. #19707 | |
| D-Zone. (800 new levels for DooM and DooM II) #19708 | |
| Question: Do cicadas pee, and if so, why? (5/2002) | |
| Short Answer: Because, like humans, they have to. #19711 | |
| Wow. I could have done great things with that money. I define paying thugs to beat up Frosty as a great thing. #19712 | |
| <Trelane> i was looking for my remote under my bed last night and i found a can of beans instead | |
| <LOAF> Well, this opens up a whole new can of beans. #19713 | |
| My mom fucked up my lunch :( I got two snack cakes and no drink instead of one snack cake and a drink. It beats two drinks and no snack cakes, though. Still, I'm really thirsty now. #19716 | |
| Whitey Bites (Large), Blue Vodka (3 btls) #19717 | |
| Frosty should come to BiMonSciFiCon. As shall you. Then we can drink all that blue vodka you're going to buy today. #19718 | |
| Blood is going in and out and in and out and in and out of your bladder right now. #19721 | |
| It was sad:( Poor crab:( #19723 | |
| Yay, Frosty's mom is back. #19726 | |
| I had a friend who constantly insisted that I watch him play all the way through the SNES Zelda, though. Before revealing many hours later that he didn't really know how to win. This happened several times. #19727 | |
| More like CEL-DUH! LOL! Oh, wait, no, it's Zelda. #19728 | |
| My wang is in good hands. Also yours. #19729 | |
| I brought my laptop, although I can't figure out why. The thing that crossed my mind as I was bringing it was that I'd screw over my work by stealing electricity. #19731 | |
| <Trelane> i should probably take a shower before the window closes | |
| <LOAF> Wow, you're the kind of girl I want living in the apartment across the street from me. #19733 | |
| Incidentally, Salsbury Steak really isn't very steaky. It's like a burger in tasty goo. #19734 | |
| A remarkable movie. L.I.E. centers on Howie, a 15-year-old boy whose mother recently died in a car accident. Neglected by his father, an unscrupulous contractor who's constantly having sex with his new girlfriend, Howie falls in with a group of boys who break into houses for kicks. #19735 | |
| \\<___\_\____o> <o____\_\___> // | |
| Now the airplanes are making out! #19739 | |
| ���<o____\_\___> // | |
| <o____\_\___> // | |
| Which leads to hot airplane sex. #19741 | |
| <*_\\_> // | |
| And then to a little baby airplane. #19743 | |
| Also we could grill burgers and watch Tron on a big screen TV. Or a HDTV. It'll be your choice. #19744 | |
| And then she decided it needed friends, so she got two guppies from the store that were the same except with big elaborate tales. So it killed both of those. My sister claims that's okay, though, because "they were probably making fun of it". #19745 | |
| You... you... you SON OF A GUN! #19748 | |
| Statistics 515 is hella-easy. Lemme explain it. Basically, everything in the world has a gradient. Between me and the chair, there's a gradient Between the chair and the floor, gradient. There's an infinite number of gradients. We call that number "g". (Hence the popular expression "Sup, G?", which is an ironic creation of a communications-gradient) #19749 | |
| I say a lot of things, Fresno. #19750 | |
| http://www.findmagiccards.com/Cards/US/Horseshoe_Crab.html Now *that's* a Magic card. #19751 | |
| Janeway had him killed at the end, but not to bring back Trelane or Delance. #19752 | |
| Hmmm, they'd probably tag me as some kind of drugged up teenager if I bought a black lightbulb. Like when the police searched for my meth lab when I bought all that sudafed and vapor-rub. #19755 | |
| You could just play with Frosty... 's copy. #19756 | |
| Is 451F really the temperature at which books burn? Can I store my books at 450F and have them be fine? #19759 | |
| Amazon.com discount for my fuzzy friends. Stay cuddly. #19760 | |
| AIM, the same. Mirc? Err... smirk. #19763 | |
| More like dorkopulese, king of the dorks. #19765 | |
| <Trelane> i think i fell asleep during the first king of the hill | |
| <LOAF> Hmm, I fell asleep after the first Simpsons. It's possible we were attack with some kind of sleep ray. Possible to the point of ultra-likeliness. #19766 | |
| I got up to watch the shuttle land, and then it exploded. Then I went to a really awful mall. It was like a regular mall, except all the good stores had been removed. #19767 | |
| Having a baby only takes a few minutes. You don't even have to be there. #19769 | |
| I generally don't visit things that have the word 'geers' in them. Which is why I stopped visiting the National History Museum, after they opened the Beavers, Whales and Geers wing. #19772 | |
| My theory is thus: Frosty is a homosexual. #19777 | |
| This link has Shrewsbury and Cookie Cutter Shark fan-fic in it. #19779 | |
| Yo, Sea-King. #19780 | |
| We should go on a road trip to find shuttle debris. I don't know how to drive. Someone else will have to drive. I'll buy the gas. I dunno, I'll just look for shuttle debris in Rockville, I guess. #19781 | |
| No, classes were cancelled because of the solar flares. #19782 | |
| Still, I'd rather be watching Star Trek. #19783 | |
| <Frosty> I refuse to believe in anything called Marmalade Boy. | |
| <LOAF> Ptth, just break it down to its component parts. Marmalade is like jelly -- ie, delicious. And you love boys. #19784 | |
| I guess I've learned my lesson: call someones mom's AIM userID erotic and get a call from Johnny Cash. #19788 | |
| Hmm, is Andrew H. Fagg's e-mail address afagg@<yourschoolhere.edu> ? #19789 | |
| <Frosty> Well if you talk to her, be sure to scream like you just did. | |
| <LOAF> That was the movie Scream playing in the background:( #19790 | |
| The shuttle blowing up is the saddest thing ever. Way sadder than the world trade center. The world trade center was full of jerks, whereas the shuttle was full of astronauts. #19792 | |
| I should do some kind of space museum world tour. And go to Huntsville, Houston, the Cape and.... and... Goddard, I guess. And the National Air & Space Museum. That'd be the best trip ever. A big space going to things trip. #19793 | |
| Hmm, we'll refer to you henceforth as Trylane. Like that woman who pretended to be you back in the sixties. #19794 | |
| Once my parents took me on a surprise road trip to Florida to see the shuttle launch. They didn't tell me where we were going until we got to, like, South Carolina. I must have been a pretty dumb kid. #19795 | |
| <Trelane> i don't even have to go down a hall, because statistics room is directly above this room | |
| <LOAF> Teach one of your Pokemon dig and you can go right up. #19796 | |
| Luckily, the concept of not going to class does exist. #19797 | |
| budgeo196B: Anyway, I'm writing because your son, Frosty Asher-Lawson, is TAUNTING VIETNAM VETS! | |
| budgeo1968: He said he'd stop! #19799 | |
| I blame global warming... and the economy. | |
| TRE +1 1/8, LANE -3/8, FRO + 1 1/4, STY + 8/9 #19802 | |
| I don't know, research indicates that ants can live at high altitudes at temperatures in excess of three million degrees. My research, that is. #19804 | |
| We're sorry, the Peapod grocery delivery service has not yet reached your area. Please enter your e-mail address so we may contact you when service is available in your area. #19806 | |
| - (1) Package of Little Plastic Swords | |
| <I> Whether you're fighting a little plastic French revolution or serving little tiny hot dogs and need to stick crap to them, little plastic swords are the way to go.</I> #19807 | |
| Grrrrrrrrr, LeHah must die significantly. #19808 | |
| Wow, we should make a fake Bayside web site, just because we're the saddest people ever. #19809 | |
| Halle Berry's bakery? That's right across from the Gaysexatorium that Frosty frequents. #19810 | |
| After what he did on the rug, Frosty doesn't *deserve* Pizza. #19813 | |
| A sense of wonder is like seeing the Earth from the moon, or Frosty's mom AIM /ignoring me. #19815 | |
| Record Kerri-Lee talking about the space shuttle. That'd be the sexiest thing ever. #19816 | |
| If Gore had won, NASA would have had enough money for a solid gold space shuttle that never explodes. #19817 | |
| I'm going to explain something, Frosty, so listen up and listen good. #19818 | |
| S-womp, d-omp #19819 | |
| That in and out burger sounds amazing. With the secrets. That's just, wow. #19822 | |
| NO! TAKE THE 4:00! SEE ME OFF TO MY HORRIBLE DINNER! PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE! DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE! #19823 | |
| There, done, go LOAF, go LOAF, it's a thursday, it's a thursday. #19824 | |
| Also, there was a kind of dinner where you melted little slips of cheese onto bread and potatos. It was really neat, and had a special machine. And you put the cheese in a little holder and heated it And once it was melty you put it onto bread or a potato. And you fried bacony stuff on top and you could put that on, too. #19826 | |
| Yeah. I still have the machine, I don't know where I'd get the special cheese. I'd also need a crazy transformer, which I probably have. My craziest transformer changes from a robot into an A-10 Warthog. #19827 | |
| This Bush's budget proposal gives NASA half a billion more dollars. Which, hopefully, they'll use to buy half a billion bags of army men. #19828 | |
| One thing that sounds neat which I read about is called "Robot Carnival", which is a bunch of short animated stories about robots. #19829 | |
| Wow, I just got some odd cookies. "Mint chip" cookies. Wow, they taste good. Real good. #19831 | |
| Au revoire. Which is, of course, French for "Gold" (Au), "River". #19832 | |
| I sent some cookie-cutter shark killing poison to Shrewsbury in the hopes of releasing it. #19833 | |
| I'm going to skip class so I can watch the shuttle memorial dealy. Except by class I mean work. And by watch I mean watch and also eat a chicken sandwhich. #19834 | |
| I sent you ten regular music videos. I broadcast them to you via the television station I own, MTV. #19836 | |
| She uses a fifteen year old database program instead of Access because she likes the name: Buttonware. #19837 | |
| I'd rate the burger a 6 on the Kelvin-Ortega Burger Goodness Scale. Hmm, that's a scale I should invent. You can start with a level of five, and then add and subtract things for various effects. #19839 | |
| I don't want some kid adding ten points because he thinks Burger King is cool. #19840 | |
| You know what I mean by textured ice? It like feels good when you bite it... #19841 | |
| ChrisReid.com sells flags... and flag poles. Actually, I think they went out of business. Just before September 11th. Which is ever so sad. #19843 | |
| Excellent use of the book, Mister LOAF. #19844 | |
| Poor use of the book, Mister LOAF. #19845 | |
| To expand the old analogy, Q having sex with Janeway is less stupid than LeHah. #19846 | |
| Hmm, I wonder how the egg-burber-burger-buter-burger-burgers my brother got me would rate on the scale. #19847 | |
| Aliasing (and "anti-aliasing") are words made up by Detroit to sell automobiles. #19848 | |
| BanditLOAF: Hey, baby, I'm wearin' bacon. #19850 | |
| Okay, Frosty, you can get back at me by IMing my mom. Her user ID is "TheCTPadawan". #19851 | |
| <Trelane> hmm, how do you get rid of the extra space around the burger? | |
| <LOAF> That's a good question. I suggest putting fries in it. #19852 | |
| Wait, there's a store that sells animated gifs? That's the gayest thing ever, no wonder someone Frosty knows found it so fast. #19853 | |
| Speaking of Ghost, you need to add a note about no choripans. #19854 | |
| Pour an egg on it, Charlie. #19856 | |
| What does the 'slope' in slope dot DO YOU DNS dot org mean, anyway? #19857 | |
| Yeah, Richard Boggs Carter-Ashmount wasn't the straightest jack in the deck, if you ace my metaphor. #19858 | |
| Ruby Tuesday is great because there's a salad bar that lets you make the kind of salad I invented. It's called Ben Salad, and it consists of ham cubes, white cheese, orange cheese and egg bits. #19861 | |
| I would rank them thusly: Ruby Tuesdays->TGI Fridays->Applebees (X=Chilis) #19862 | |
| <Briggs> Russia sucks. | |
| <LOAFTV> As the owner of seven Russian mail-order brides, I can say first-hand that that's entirely a crapshoot, Briggs. #19863 | |
| <Frosty> I designed a custom umbrella in Animal Crossing. | |
| <LOAFTV> That's great*cough*ly prooving of your homosexuality*cough*. #19865 | |
| So... would you say that Mr. Yamaguchi is the best pup ever? #19868 | |
| Yeah, if you swap fries for onion rings, you have more serious things to think about. #19869 | |
| You can substitute your fries for an apple pie at McDonalds, that doesn't make it a French Fry. Although technically it is. #19870 | |
| death was in the navy, they serve breaded ass morning, noon and night. And for a special mid-day snack when Admirals are visiting, probably. Also, peas. #19871 | |
| Halman can't read, so he's not usually included on IRC. #19873 | |
| Seeyall, sorry for talking about breaded ass, I'll serve my time in hell. #19875 | |
| LOAF bursts onto the scene! | |
| -=>*BURST*<=- ------> {the scene} (o_o).oO{I'm sad.} #19877 | |
| The worst phone call ever was when Hitler called Mussolini to plot his devious dealings. #19878 | |
| That's just a scam for them to get you to buy them some champaign. They'll call you right before the thing and say "Oh, we forgot the champaign to inagurate the boat! Bring some please?" #19879 | |
| Although my mom later admitted that was a lie and she just wanted me to have a class with the speech teacher who was her friend. Which is horrible, because I have very vivid memories of her yelling at me because I wasn't saying 'METRO' right. #19882 | |
| I was good at reading and also at vocabulary. I was like ten grades ahead in vocabulary or something. Which my mom told me was because I watched inspector gadget. I'm not really sure I had as great parents as I htought. #19884 | |
| You can't spell "bitten by cookie-cutter sharks" without "hark, cookie bites!". #19885 | |
| Maybe Frosty and Dawson went out on a crazy drinking spree after we made fun of them for liking girly drinks. And after two white wine spritzers they were out. #19886 | |
| <Trelane> Tell it to the judge! | |
| <LOAF> ./msg ace Dear judge ace, I'll say I will, though, and that's what matters. #19887 | |
| Wait, the Balron hasn't left yet. #19890 | |
| Frosty really isn't smart enough not to fuck with the Balron. #19891 | |
| I already saw Enterprise. Thanks to the magic of stealing. I watched it on my TV:( Thanks to the magic of... also stealing, I guess. #19892 | |
| <Trelane> Oh, I know her, if you know what I mean ;) | |
| <LOAF> Oh, I do, and when I say I do, I mean I *do*;) #19894 | |
| (o_o).oO{I'm sad} #19895 | |
| Are you kidding? The Economy is really, really exciting. Remember the episode where the Borg kidnapped Captain Picard and turned him against the Enterprise? #19896 | |
| Use the force, Diego. #19897 | |
| <Frosty> Wait, did I say C++? I meant Family & Community. | |
| <LOAF> In Germany, it would be called Family Und Kommunity, and you'd be dropping FUK101. #19900 | |
| TC was put to sleep because he has incurable brain cancer. #19901 | |
| <Frosty> Crazy Californians and their crazy craziness. | |
| <LOAF> That's not what you said when they introduced the law about 19 year olds not being able to have sex with dogs. #19904 | |
| All three of Frosties moms are on AIM and working. #19905 | |
| <Trelane> It's a good thing you're not sleeping in the Action Library. I bet that'd be impossible, what with all the Action | |
| <LOAF> Yeah, it's an active place;) #19907 | |
| Balron looks happy because it knows it's going to eat Frosty. #19910 | |
| They were giving away free CDs with robots on them at Tower Records last night. #19911 | |
| My mom's family lived in a rural area where a dirt road lined with trees growing together overhead was called a "tree lane." Mom thought that would make a pretty name for a girl. #19913 | |
| Either the other embryo never developed (as my mother believes) or, as I prefer to think, I absorbed my sister in the womb. #19914 | |
| The soundtrack to Felicity's fictional final college year, Senior Year is tinged with many of the same emotions found in real senior years--sadness, love, and a desire to hold on to the present.. AND THE ABILITY TO TRAVEL THROUGH TIME FOR SOME REASON #19915 | |
| http://slope.dyndns.org/lsc_weather.png As you can see, it's not a good day to go out. #19917 | |
| I reorganized all my DVDs the other week... "animation" got its own shelf, which included 3D animation and non-anime stuff... And now anime is filling the whole shelf and the other stuff is in piles waiting for me to buy new shelves. #19918 | |
| Ordering for your sweetheart? Please note: This shipment will arrive after Valentine's Day. Damn, my sweetheart is going to be pissed. #19919 | |
| I like all the crazy limited edition .Hack//sign stuff, but I know absolutely nothing about the show. #19921 | |
| The most inconvenient building here is "South Building", which everyone calls "Surge Building" for absolutely no reason. #19923 | |
| Pikachu had more agility, and therefore defeated Raichu. Pokemon is so awesome. #19925 | |
| If I want to live in the Star Wars universe, I'll just take lots of drugs. #19926 | |
| I like the dangerous hydrogen mono-molecule and the peaceful fluid chemical 14... but I sure as hell don't like them together. #19928 | |
| I watched the Futurama with Amy's high definition tattoo on my high definition TV and I couldn't see it:( #19929 | |
| Radically awesome to the max! #19933 | |
| I can pretend to be a Vietnamese farmer when the Vietnam War II breaks out. #19935 | |
| Actually, many cultures consider the hat to be the container of knowledge, and believe that it is important that it be rejuvenated at the start of each new year. For instance, it is an annual ritual of the Lake People of southeas |
Sign up for free
to join this conversation on GitHub.
Already have an account?
Sign in to comment