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"text": "$ mv README.md please-README.md",
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"text": "you call it “mannequin challenge”, i’ve always just called it a “weeknight”",
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"text": "looking at code I wrote 6 months ago got me like https://t.co/s9OikZtq0i",
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"text": "“Dear LinkedIn,\n\nNo-one had endorsed you for iOS app development!“ https://t.co/OJD0VZqFoT",
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"text": "“What is the best prototyping tool for designers?”\n\nEasy, code.",
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"text": "“I did what?” - Taylor Swift today.",
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"text": "yeah, he said he *hates* javascript frameworks…can you believe that?\n\nhow did you\n( •_•)\n( •_•)&gt;⌐■-■\nreact?\n(⌐■_■)",
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"text": "All these poor students going through college when all they actually need to know is how to write a Fibonacci solution on a whiteboard.",
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"text": "Thanks to all the media, films and books, I feel like I know more about Steve Jobs’ life than my own.",
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"text": "I saw someone with their job title as just “Developer”. Not “engineer”, not “architect”, just…”developer”.\n\nWhat a psycho.",
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"text": ". @tvTechDirector\nThat’s ok, the crux of the joke lies in the fact that running `npm install` is Node.js, but doesn’t make you a Node.js dev",
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"text": "Maybe Ryan Adams will fork all of @SwiftOnSecurity jokes as well?",
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"text": ". @oredev \n\n…\n\nYou know this is a parody account, right?",
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"text": "And why do you want to be a project manager?\"\n\n\"My life is in a shambles?",
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"text": "* uploads cv.pdf *\n\n“Now fill in all your past experiences and skills.”\n\nಠ_ಠ",
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"text": ":%s/developer/family IT support/g\n\nChristmas.",
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"text": "_.intersection(frontEndDevelopers, peopleWithProductionDBAccess).length === 0; // true\n\nRun this test in your startup please.",
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"text": "Dear Luke,\n\nExcuse my direct approach, but I've got an exciting opportunity for you,\n\nLet's talk,\n\nDarth.",
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"text": "It'd be really cool if the designer showed us the guide lines they used to make this logo\" - no-one ever.",
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"text": "“Hi Mr. Obama,\n\nSorry for the direct approach, but I think you’d be an excellent fit for an exciting opportunity I have,\n\nJoe Recruiter”",
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"text": "The world: \"We've done it, we have a solution for world hunger\",\n\nHacker News: \"That's fine, but I see no JSON endpoint, so it's useless\".",
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"text": "Be wary of recruiters asking for 5+ years experience in io.js.",
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"text": "...'permission denied' on Thursday &amp; Friday &amp; Saturday, we finally got there Sunday.\"\n\nCraig David tries Ruby.",
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"text": "I found a Gem on Monday,\nTried to install on Tuesday,\n'installing gem' by Wednesday...",
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"text": "Trying to navigate and comprehend a front-end Github repo in 2014 http://t.co/auAnj6iIGX",
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"text": "I think I've had milk last longer than some JavaScript frameworks.",
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"text": "RT @jcsrb: Frontend development is like a democracy, you think that with the right set of laws it can work for everyone, but you are most l…",
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"text": "I want someone to look at me the same way Ruby developers look at their own code.",
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"text": "“I’m reliably informed” -&gt; “I read it on Hacker News”.",
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"text": "If DNSimple just point their DNS to Google Public DNS I'm sure that'd fix it.",
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"text": "BUT I SPENT AGES TWEAKING IT IN QUARTZ\".",
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"text": "Designers. Spend days on animation prototypes living in hope that a dev will actually implement it correctly *\n\n* at all",
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"text": "Lets just be grateful Michael Bay doesn’t direct Git merge conflicts.",
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"text": "Indeed http://t.co/FWvpwfVi4t",
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"text": "I feel like web dev should come with a note for beginners which says:\n\n“I am so sorry for what you’re about to go through”.",
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"text": "Meteorite heading towards Earth. You're an 'engineer' you say?\"\n\n* installs Grunt, downloads jQuery *\n\n\"Erm, I'm so sorry Mr. President\".",
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"text": "Dribbble have got some crazy Black Friday deals on. Just take any design for free and pass it off as your own.",
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"text": "* notices sites going down on Black Friday *\n\n* triples rate *\n\nHi I'm available for Sys Admin work.",
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"text": "Give your relatives a gift this Thanksgiving and uninstall McAfee from their PC.",
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"text": "“And it’s written in pure Ruby” -&gt; “It’s going to be slow as shit”.",
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"text": "I just had to explain to someone why I thought Tabs were far superior...though after no response, I just signed for my package and he left.",
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"text": "I’d like to know if speciality job titles leak out into other jobs…\n\nNext up - PowerPoint Architect.",
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"text": "RT @PhiFrance: You are going to love this one @iamdevloper http://t.co/fBCQJS2WQj",
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"text": "...and that my friend, is the UNIX philosophy\"\n\n\"Look pal, are you getting on this bus or not?",
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"text": "Kim Kardashian attempts to break the Internet with her naked buttocks, but no-one thinks about all the text-indent: -9999px laying in wait.",
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"text": "@hOngo_Loco Grunt and Gulp to manage dependencies?",
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"text": "@DanielJonss yes daniel, what is your query please?",
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"text": "Don't use Grunt, use Gulp\",\n\n\"Ok got it\",\n\n\"Wait, don't use Gulp, use npm\",\n\n\"...ok\",\n\n\"Actual-\"\n\n*throws laptop away, sets bin on fire*",
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"text": "“I’ll also tag it with 16 different languages for maximum #reach”.",
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"text": "“I pasted in the contents of every file in my project, just in case. There’s an error somewhere. Ok thanks.”\n\nStack Overflow.",
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"text": "Don’t know about you guys, but I feel McDonalds missed a trick here by not calling it a #hamburger_menu http://t.co/AF3upGkkak",
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"text": "Found a great command to help soothe the headache of managing multiple Ruby versions:\n\n`brew install node`",
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"text": "Oh JavaScript, how have you got so far:\n\nhttp://t.co/cy37MChLHa",
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"text": "I have serious respect for the first person to get the term \"Angel Investor\" to stick.",
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"text": "I often daydream about all the Flash developers, playing together on that farm they went to...\n\nAt least that's where I was told they went?",
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"text": "The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains is great news for QAs.",
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"text": "RT @daw985: @iamdevloper Ask HN: Who is iamdevloper on Twitter? https://t.co/q2mHXHWyUe",
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"text": "• code monkey\n• a \"creative\"\n• IT\n• a \"resource\"\n\nTerms that'll get you thrown out of the \"I'm going to help you\" club.",
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"text": "What happened to IPv5? Was it like the Vista of the networking world?",
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"text": "We've got that real startup vibe going on, y'know?\",\n\n\"Overworked and not sure if you'll get paid at the end of the month?\",\n\n\"Er...yeah\".",
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"text": "2014: \"well, CSS is pretty borked, let's just work on 🐸🎉💁 support instead\".",
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"text": "@jedschmidt @sh1mmer @SlexAxton you know what to do Jed:\n\nhttp://t.co/6170bsWpHN",
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"text": "cat /Applications/Pages.app/Contents/Resources/Apple.txt",
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"text": "Yeah so if Apple could stop autocorrecting npm to nom, that'd be a whole lot less embarrassing for me.",
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"text": "Set the z-index at 2147483648\",\n\n\"But 32-bit integers only support up to 2147483647\"\n\nWell that certainly got out of hand.",
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"text": "no plz tell me more about how you designed it \"mobile first\"\n\n*cough*\n\n* {\n float:none;\n display:block;\n}\n\n*cough*",
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"text": "What if it isn't really imposter syndrome but you're really just shit?",
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"text": "Somewhere in a parallel universe you don't have to close iTunes to update Xcode. And in that place, people are happy.",
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"text": "Programming is like lego. The hard part is that you often have to play with blocks built by somebody else. If they're bad, it becomes Jenga.",
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"text": "And another thing...I experimented with WordPress back in college\",\n\n\"GET OUT, YOU ARE NOT OUR SON.",
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"text": "imagine having to come out to your parents that you write asp code",
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"text": "Write once, sell to anyone\" - the Startup Motto™",
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"text": "RT @jsforall: ★ New post: Templating\n\nhttp://t.co/xhsd1sEHpM",
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"text": "What's your business model?\"\n\n\"The purchases of in-app stickers.\"\n\nhttp://t.co/wkwvlXwxpb",
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"text": "RT @jongold: @iamdevloper \"what's wrong with using normal bread and using a regex and sed to split it every 1cm?",
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"text": "I wonder what the Hacker News community would've made of sliced bread when it was launched.",
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"text": "It’s 2014, and on some websites I’m not sure if I’m scrolling down a website or playing Tetris.",
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"text": "“What IE support do you normally provide?”\n\n…\n\n“IE?”",
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"text": "Students who didn’t get good A-level results today:\n\nWow, you messed up.\n\nAlthough, you could still be a QA one day.",
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"text": "BREAKING NEWS: DEVELOPER MUSES THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GRUNT AND GULP. BLOGS THOUGHTS.",
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"text": "Ambiguous terms in tech:\n\n• DB\n• WP\n• VC\n• Bootstrap\n\nPlease check before naming your next thing.",
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"text": "BREAKING NEWS: DEVELOPER IMPROVES BROWSER REFLOW PERFORMANCE. SAVES COMPANY FROM BANKRUPTCY.",
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"text": "A really handy bit of equipment to help all you struggling Vim users:\n\nhttp://t.co/EFZVXJl8Yf",
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"text": "I saw someone on LinkedIn with their skills listed as ASP, Flash, Silverlight &amp; Perl.\n\nI wasn't sure if it was a resumé or a confession.",
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"text": "Maybe now designers will stop bothering me with stupid jQuery questions ☞ @jsforall. Go here instead.",
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"text": "Most designers after writing e.preventDefault()\n\nhttp://t.co/tXuRpcn1AQ",
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"text": "Want your code fixed for free? Post it on HN as a “cool way to do [x]”, you’ll have 50 people correct it for you in a matter of minutes.",
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"text": "Apparently 💩 is not an appropriate response to a code review…according to HR.\n\nInterns need thicker skin.",
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"text": "Recruiters: Now looking for engineers with 5 years of Swift experience!",
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"text": "Getting confused with the iOS shift key.\n\nDay 76.",
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"text": "If you could all post your opinion on whether designers should code and I’ll get through them as soon as I can…",
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"text": "98% sure that a code review with Bear Grylls would end up with us both drinking our own urine.",
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