gistfile1.txt

require 'nokogiri'
require 'open-uri'

page = Nokogiri::HTML(open('http://bash.org/?browse&p=01'))

ql = []

page.xpath('//p[@class="quote"]/a[1]').each do |a|
	x = a.to_html.gsub('title="Permanent link to this quote."><b>', '').gsub('</b></a>','').gsub('<a href=','').gsub!(/"/, '').split("#")
	ql.push(x)
end

puts ql => [["?8 ", "8"], ["?9 ", "9"], ["?10 ", "10"], ["?11 ", "11"], ["?12 ", "12"], ["?13 ", "13"], ["?14 ", "14"], ["?15 ", "15"], ["?16 ", "16"], ["?17 ", "17"], ["?18 ", "18"], ["?19 ", "19"], ["?20 ", "20"], ["?21 ", "21"], ["?22 ", "22"], ["?23 ", "23"], ["?24 ", "24"], ["?25 ", "25"], ["?26 ", "26"], ["?27 ", "27"], ["?28 ", "28"], ["?30 ", "30"], ["?31 ", "31"], ["?32 ", "32"], ["?33 ", "33"], ["?35 ", "35"], ["?36 ", "36"], ["?37 ", "37"], ["?38 ", "38"], ["?39 ", "39"], ["?40 ", "40"], ["?41 ", "41"], ["?43 ", "43"], ["?44 ", "44"], ["?45 ", "45"], ["?46 ", "46"], ["?47 ", "47"], ["?48 ", "48"], ["?49 ", "49"], ["?50 ", "50"], ["?51 ", "51"], ["?52 ", "52"], ["?54 ", "54"], ["?55 ", "55"], ["?56 ", "56"], ["?57 ", "57"], ["?58 ", "58"], ["?59 ", "59"], ["?61 ", "61"], ["?63 ", "63"]]

ql.map do |link, i|
	 link.insert(0 ,"http://bash.org/")
	 i.to_i + 1000
end

puts ql => [["http://bash.org/?8 ", "8"], ["http://bash.org/?9 ", "9"], ["http://bash.org/?10 ", "10"], ["http://bash.org/?11 ", "11"], ["http://bash.org/?12 ", "12"], ["http://bash.org/?13 ", "13"], ["http://bash.org/?14 ", "14"], ["http://bash.org/?15 ", "15"], ["http://bash.org/?16 ", "16"], ["http://bash.org/?17 ", "17"], ["http://bash.org/?18 ", "18"], ["http://bash.org/?19 ", "19"], ["http://bash.org/?20 ", "20"], ["http://bash.org/?21 ", "21"], ["http://bash.org/?22 ", "22"], ["http://bash.org/?23 ", "23"], ["http://bash.org/?24 ", "24"], ["http://bash.org/?25 ", "25"], ["http://bash.org/?26 ", "26"], ["http://bash.org/?27 ", "27"], ["http://bash.org/?28 ", "28"], ["http://bash.org/?30 ", "30"], ["http://bash.org/?31 ", "31"], ["http://bash.org/?32 ", "32"], ["http://bash.org/?33 ", "33"], ["http://bash.org/?35 ", "35"], ["http://bash.org/?36 ", "36"], ["http://bash.org/?37 ", "37"], ["http://bash.org/?38 ", "38"], ["http://bash.org/?39 ", "39"], ["http://bash.org/?40 ", "40"], ["http://bash.org/?41 ", "41"], ["http://bash.org/?43 ", "43"], ["http://bash.org/?44 ", "44"], ["http://bash.org/?45 ", "45"], ["http://bash.org/?46 ", "46"], ["http://bash.org/?47 ", "47"], ["http://bash.org/?48 ", "48"], ["http://bash.org/?49 ", "49"], ["http://bash.org/?50 ", "50"], ["http://bash.org/?51 ", "51"], ["http://bash.org/?52 ", "52"], ["http://bash.org/?54 ", "54"], ["http://bash.org/?55 ", "55"], ["http://bash.org/?56 ", "56"], ["http://bash.org/?57 ", "57"], ["http://bash.org/?58 ", "58"], ["http://bash.org/?59 ", "59"], ["http://bash.org/?61 ", "61"], ["http://bash.org/?63 ", "63"]]

require 'nokogiri'
require 'open-uri'

page = Nokogiri::HTML(open('http://bash.org/?browse&p=01'))

ql = page.xpath('//p[@class="quote"]/a[1]').map { |a|
  link, i = 
    a
      .to_html
      .gsub('title="Permanent link to this quote."><b>', '')
      .gsub('</b></a>','')
      .gsub('<a href=','')
      .gsub!(/"/, '')
      .split("#")

  ["http://bash.org/#{link}", i + 1_000_000]
}