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Created Dec 31, 2019
Even Instapay terms for customer cd28a8c6-5b22-6d64-7aa4-2b0e3e7af04a on 12/29/18 (D2C payment, ACH repayment).

I hereby authorize Even Responsible Finance, Inc. (“COMPANY”) to send funds requested via COMPANY’s Instapay service to Wal-Mart Stores, Inc. or its affiliates (collectively, “WALMART”) for disbursement in cash via WALMART’s Direct2Cash service. I understand and agree that I can pick up such funds by submitting the claim code provided by COMPANY in person at any WALMART store. I understand and agree that Direct2Cash is a service provided by WALMART and its service providers, not COMPANY. Accordingly, I acknowledge that COMPANY is solely responsible for providing my funds to WALMART for disbursement. WALMART, not COMPANY, is responsible for disbursement to me of funds received from COMPANY.

I hereby authorize Even Responsible Finance, Inc. (“COMPANY”) to initiate ACH transfers to and from my account (and if necessary, electronically credit or debit my account to correct erroneous ACH transfers) at the depository financial account named below (“ACCOUNT”). I agree that ACH transactions I authorize comply wit

aseemk /
Last active Dec 16, 2019
Bookmarklet template!

TODO: Add description of your bookmarklet here.

To add this bookmarklet to your browser, instructions for Chrome:

  1. Right-click your Bookmarks Bar.
  2. Click "Add Page..."
  3. For "Name", type "TODO: Title here".
  4. For "URL", copy-paste the below:
aseemk / i18n._coffee
Last active Jan 28, 2019
Node.js script to extract i18n strings from source code.
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#!/usr/bin/env _coffee
# Helper script to search all of our files for i18n strings and update our
# strings file. Helpful in case we missed a code path during testing.
# Specifically, searches for gettext `__()` calls in our checked-in files.
$ = require 'underscore'
echo = console.log
aseemk /
Last active Feb 14, 2018
A bookmarklet for "selecting all" (technically, "toggling all") checkboxes on the Amazon AWS S3 console.
aseemk / randomStr.js
Created Jul 12, 2012
Random alphanumeric (base-62) strings in Node.js, cryptographically strong
View randomStr.js
var bases = require('bases');
var crypto = require('crypto');
// Returns a base-62 (alphanumeric only) string of the given length:
function randomStr(length) {
// We generate a random number in a space at least as big as 62^length,
// and if it's too big, we just retry. This is still statistically O(1)
// since repeated probabilities less than one converge to zero. Hat-tip to
// a Google interview for teaching me this technique! ;)
aseemk / app.js
Created Jan 9, 2013
Node.js cluster support on Heroku — freaking sweet!
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var cluster = require('cluster');
var http = require('http');
var numCPUs = require('os').cpus().length;
var pid =;
var port = process.env['PORT'] || 8000;
if (cluster.isMaster) {
console.log('Master:', pid);
// Fork workers -- one less than the number of CPUs.
aseemk /
Last active Dec 2, 2017
CoffeeScript upcoming changes.

CoffeeScript 1.7 is shaping up to be a pretty kick-ass release with significant improvements. Here are the ones I'm most excited about, in order of my own excitement.

Parentheses-free chaining

Years of being wished for, finally granted!

aseemk /
Last active Nov 15, 2017
Trello bookmarklet to (re-)calculate sums of "points" from cards.

Trello bookmarklet to (re-)calculate sums of "points" from cards.

"Points" can be anything numeric (no units). Just prefix each card you want to count with the points in parentheses. E.g. (3) Investigate options.

It's okay for cards to not have points. They just won't be included in the sums.

The sum of points for each list will get added to the list title in the same way as cards. E.g. (17) To Do. Any existing sum will get updated.

The list's actual title (e.g. if you refresh) will not be updated; only the "display" title at that moment will be.

aseemk / package.json
Last active Aug 21, 2017
FiftyThree Mix (AKA Paper Public Stream) archiver/scraper script
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"name": "mix-archiver",
"version": "1.0.0",
"description": "Scrape and archive a FiftyThree Mix (Paper Public Stream) profile.",
"bin": "scrape.js",
"author": "Aseem Kishore <>",
"license": "MIT",
"dependencies": {},
"devDependencies": {
"superagent": "^3.6.0"
aseemk / 500.html
Created Jan 9, 2013
Thingdom's error and maintenance pages for Heroku. (Built with Jekyll and served by GitHub Pages.)
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title: 500 Internal Server Error
<h1>500 Internal Server Error</h1>
Sorry, something’s gone wrong on our end.
We apologize for the inconvenience.
You can’t perform that action at this time.