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def step1(x)
if x==1
puts "it was all a dream"
end
return 2
end
def step2(x)
if x==2
puts "i used to read"
end
x += 1
y = step3(x)
return y
end
def step3(x)
if x==3
puts "Word Up magazine"
end
return 4
end
def step4(x)
if x==4
puts %w(SaltnPepa HeavyD).join(' and ')
end
puts "up in the #{step5(x+=1)}"
return step5(x+=2)
end
def step5(x)
if x==5
return "limousine"
else
puts "hanging pictures on my wall"
return 7
end
end
def step6(x)
stuff= []
if x==7 then
stuff.push("Saturday Rap Attack", "Mr. Magic", "Marley Marl")
elsif x==66
stuff.push()
end
return stuff.join(', ')
end
def step7(x)
puts "Every #{step6(x)}"
return "my tape"
end
def step8(x)
if x=="my tape"
puts "i let my tape rock"
return "rock"
elsif x=="rock"
puts "til my tape popped"
return "popped"
else
return %w(smokin' sippin')
end
end
def step9(x)
if x.length / 2 == 1
return step10(x.length, x)
end
end
def step10(x)
y = %w(weed bamboo sardines)
if x.length == 2
return x.insert(1,y[0..1])
elsif x.length == 27
return x.split('').insert(x.length, " #{y[2]} for dinner")
else
return y[2]
end
end
def step11(x)
if x.length % 2 != 0
return x.push("private stock")
elsif x.length % 2 == 0
puts "#{x[0]} #{x[1].join(' and ')}, #{x[2]} on #{x[3]}"
return "way back"
end
end
def step12(x)
if x.length == 8
puts "#{x}, when I had the red and black lumberjack"
return x.length+1
else
puts "you never thought that hiphop would take it this far"
return x
end
end
def step13(x)
if x%3==0
puts "with the hat to match"
return x+1
elsif x%5 ==0
return "remember"
end
end
def step14(x)
puts "#{x} Rappin' Duke,"
(x.length / 4).times do
puts " duh-ha "
end
return x.split('e')
end
def step15(x)
if x.length == 11
puts "now i'm in the limelight cuz I #{x}"
return %w(paid worldtrade)
else
return "rhyme tight"
end
end
def step16(x)
if x[0].all? {|char| char == 'a'}
puts "bout to get #{x[1][0]}, blow up like the #{x[1][1]}"
end
return 10
end
def step17(x)
words = []
x.each do |y|
words << y.split('').last(3).first
end
return [words, x]
end
def step18(x)
return "#{x} when i used to eat"
end
def step19(x)
return %w(Ron G Brucey B Kid Capri Lovebug Starsky)
end
def step20(x)
yield x.each_slice(2).to_a
return "i thought you would"
end
def step21(x)
x.each do |y|
x[x.index(y)] = y.join(' ')
end
return "peace to #{x.join(', ')}"
end
def step22(x)
puts "#{yield} like #{step24(x).join(' ')}"
return "call"
end
def step23(x)
return "i'm blowing up"
end
def step24(x)
return step25(x.split(' ').map { |x| x == "you" ? "i" : x})
end
def step25(x)
x[0] = "you"
return x
end
def step26(x)
puts "#{x} the crib"
w = []
w << yield + "number"
w << yield + "hood"
puts w.join(', ')
return %w(it's good)
end
def step27(x)
return x.insert(1, 'all') if x.all? { |a| a.length == 4}
end
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